Earthenone: !findquote shark
LRRbot: Quote #8508: "Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!" —Ian [2023-04-09]
xantos69: So..... we gaming?
gualdhar: no, gaming isn't permitted on this channel
gualdhar: serious subject matter only
quasi79fu: oh not silent shadow tonight?
kingandcommoner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Loan Shark) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
quasi79fu: They changed games?
Juliamon: yeah, they did seem like they were getting tired of SH2 last time
quasi79fu: hai juliamon ...hugs?
mulligan2six: I mean, at a certain point they were just playing Silent Hill again...
Nigouki: Shark Week is back?! D:
WokenClick: the screenshot of this game from the schedule sure looks like a thing
e_bloc: I suspect they probably felt like they got all the luls from the mods
xantos69: Even with all the mods, that game was showing its age. It is like if you have ever watched an old old movie from 1914. It just makes you wonder "Is this what they had for entertainment?". But in truth, it is just that standards and expectations have changed. Silent Hill 2 was an important game, for its time.
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Juliamon: there's only so many fishnet Patricks you can get barfed on by before it gets old
Manae: !next
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saucemaster5000: @Juliamon speak for yourself
saucemaster5000: and... maybe me too
kingandcommoner: Maybe, but Hot To Go is eternal
mulligan2six: @Juliamon 2026 summed up
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quasi79fu: hello Ben and adam
spethycakes: !advice
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quasi79fu: can i come back?
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quasi79fu: maybe?
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spethycakes: e7
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ButButTheJesus: e7
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thebutterywosconsin: e7
quasi79fu: 07
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whentheangelsscry: e7
Mr_Horrible: e7
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: e7
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spo8n: g7
gawag_: g7
JKBalch: Adams not stopping at 2
GrathXVI: @kingandcommoner they were never actually banned
ContingentCat: g7
quasi79fu: is it weird that i feel safe because im a Q?
e_bloc: that is just good clean living
xantos69: Well. Perfect stream. See you folks all next week.
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Forlorgen: F stands forever
Veshnikard: well good stream, see you next week.
SnackPak_: good choice
betweenmyself: Hey Genie-man riffRing
kingandcommoner: @GrathXVI Normally not, but I thought...Matt? made a mistak
MacbethSeemsSus: parallel parking
Saintnex: just reading the forearm
e_bloc: the magna kai discipline of winning at rock paper scissors
Juliamon: kingandcommoner Serge, but I fixed it
Darleysam: would you compete in tournaments?
Mr_Horrible: he finds the pool hall in town and sharks peopple
KWardJenx: With great power, Adam...
kingandcommoner: @Juliamon That's good then
quasi79fu: Legends tell of teh Great Adam who can Ro sham Bo and always wins
Mr_Horrible: Game of Skill (some luck involved)
Saintnex: I mean the trick is to just throw a few that doesn’t matter right?
ContingentCat: Suggest flipping a coin so they say rock paper scissors
Mai_Andra: "How do you keep winning?" "You have a tell."
saucemaster5000: what road???
Mr_Horrible: flipping a pen through my fingers would be good
mulligan2six: What do you think taking the show on the road means?!
whentheangelsscry: @Mai_Andra Leverage?
xantos69: can I choose flirting? I feel like in my every day life that could just make little things easier.
loufghyslaufey: Majong Soul? Oh no, BROS...!!
YFiddler: seabatYIKES
Veshnikard: rock paper scissors not a mundane skill but clean break poops are
quasi79fu: how did we get here?
ContingentCat: I would hope so
SnackPak_: common courtesy
Lysander_salamander: this is too much information
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible everyone from my high school knows how to juggle. It's the weirdest party trick
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
ButButTheJesus: i
QuixoticScrivener: This stream is not Serge safe.
spethycakes: not asking
betweenmyself: What’s the Monkey’s Paw reversal of “Clean Poop Breaks”? riffThink
Saintnex: so what we are learning is Adam doesn’t clean the hole before it gets eaten Kappa
KWardJenx: Wow this is a bold opening gambit
SnackPak_: never stop pooping
varmintx0: Ah, I missed Lets Nope.
Veshnikard: clean break poops but messy pisser
saucemaster5000: can never throw scissors
QuixoticScrivener: @betweenmyself The poops are square.
realbadatthis_: @betweenmyself severe constipation
loufghyslaufey: NOPE BROS! If you LOSE at Mahjong, you LOSE your SOUL...!!!
Juliamon: it's 2026, might as well eat ass again
Saintnex: you always lose coin tosses
Mr_Horrible: the shits take you at least 20 minutes
Juliamon: loufghyslaufey they aren't, you need to refresh your window
ContingentCat: Clean break poops once a week
brainbosh: "Clean break poops but random spray pissing"
xantos69: There is always corn in it. Even if you didn't have any.
MacbethSeemsSus: oh boy
Veshnikard: to be fair you chugged hot sauce
SnackPak_: got the hot snakes
Mai_Andra: You never feel it coming. You have to keep regular appointments to manage it.
betweenmyself: Clean breaks, but always have to use a plunger for five minutes to get it down
spethycakes: especially with an empty stomach
lamina5432: how hot was the bunghole
Diabore: are you sure you didnt die?
Mr_Horrible: "I'm uhhhh allergic to nickel"
Spades_Slicc: and that makes a coin more fair
MacbethSeemsSus: dont send me out for the super bowl!
Veshnikard: who carries coins
BusTed: nah dog that coin was weighted
Saintnex: Wut?
loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon Thanks, chat. Joke bit failed the landing...
SnackPak_: really?
xantos69: Ben you literally have an entire other option.
saucemaster5000: I don't think adam understands hoiw probability works
brainbosh: Only old timey gansters know
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Is Ben really the one saying you can choose what happens when you flip a coin?!?
lochnessseammonster: what up gamers :)
lochnessseammonster: how we doing?
xantos69: Rock Paper Scissors = 3 Coin toss, Heads or tails = 2
SnackPak_: someone get a coin!
loufghyslaufey: Cuz I assume that these NOPE games sometimes take the character's souls or something
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The_Lesser_Gatsby: I have seen your pokemon TCG games
Mr_Horrible: I will bite my tongue because I know there's bit DNA in here
saucemaster5000: and rtock paper scissors is 1/3
MacbethSeemsSus: Try it now, flip a coin 10 times
brainbosh: Like flipping a knife and catching the handle, its *possible* if you cheat
ContingentCat: When you're using a trick coin yeah
Saintnex: Ben that’s just called cheating lol
spethycakes: I think you should test the rock, paper, scissors right now
Cptasparagus: is ben a spindown truther?
GasCityGaming: Welp, bring back the Mythbusters, we need to know :P
ContingentCat: Remember Adam's run of rolling 6s
quasi79fu: what happens if the Coin tehn stands up on its middle and does fall to either side?
ZombieHendrix: most coins aren't weighted to be even, so they do skew to one side or the other
GreyThey: So Ben contends that he can have the power to always win coin flips, and just hasn't trained to do it?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: every juggler has encountered a genie that gave them the power to always catch the handle
brainbosh: throwing late is cheating
e_bloc: if you're not cheating, you're not trying
quasi79fu: doesnt i mean
mulligan2six: Lebron James, famous basketball cheater
xantos69: Would it be cheating at Football if a genie made you the best?
Vinewood_OG: boooooo
wholsometiger: That's how you get kicked out of a casino for counting cards.
Saintnex: lrrEFF Gretzky
quasi79fu: we all want Robin WIlliams genie
spethycakes: Mr. Hockey
e_bloc: always a weirdo, we just found out late
loufghyslaufey: "Rock, Paper, Scissors": "When sometimes you need a middle man to cut the damn coin!"
Juliamon: I mean, sorta
saucemaster5000: michael jordan was normal though
Yoshi_Gal: Its not cheating, it's creative winning
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Vinewood_OG: wellllll
ContingentCat: It's just magic steroids
MacbethSeemsSus: Gretzky really did speed run tanking his cred
quasi79fu: JOhn cena?
spethycakes: Gordie Howe?
Dethrizu: i feel like this is proving the monkey paw point
WitchyTQ: oop
NotCainNorAbel: What I've learned is to be really good is you need to be an asshole
quasi79fu: uh oh
xantos69: Hold on you guys. Are you saying that a bunch of hyper focused people who spent decades getting good at just one thing might not be well balanced?
ContingentCat: "genie"
Mai_Andra: Activated.
Vinewood_OG: Put him in the sharpshooter.
WitchyTQ: way to dig yourself out of the hole man
loufghyslaufey: @Yoshi_Gal ...somehow immoral victory!?
Saintnex: tbf Armstrong was just better at cheating in a sport of complete cheating imo :p
Diabore: he won a lot because he was a great entertainer
niccus: if you can lose very well, why wouldn't you lose?
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
e_bloc: but he won a lot because he was decided to be the best to do it
lamina5432: ronaldo
e_bloc: salah
varmintx0: Pele
ContingentCat: Can't blame a guy for inking what he likes, the rest of his deal ehh
Saintnex: Beckham was v good, but def not Messi level
loufghyslaufey: @WitchyTQ Might as well Punch in James's chunks on everyday that James doesn't "Punch-@-Chunk".
GrathXVI: I like the original way to cheat at the Tour de France, where one of the bike riders had a car drive in front of him with a piece of cork on a rope that he was holding in his mouth
WitchyTQ: John Cena follows me on twitter and that used to mean something
Diabore: its 20 minutes of game over 4 hours
Diabore: oh that football
spethycakes: Ichiro Suzuki
Yoshi_Gal: We need the roidlympics. We need to see the maximum overdrive
lamina5432: football was fun to play, not a good watch
GhostValv: fair...
spethycakes: Ken Griffey, Jr.
e_bloc: didnt Marcus Rashford pay for a lot of children's meals during COVID when the government was struggling
Diabore: american football
betweenmyself: Cena won a lot because he always beat Vince at Rock Paper Scissors… riffRing
quasi79fu: futbol
Mr_Horrible: they're talking about The Beautiful Game
QuixoticScrivener: American Rugby?
Diabore: some good ol footy
MacbethSeemsSus: footie
GreyThey: @Diabore Let's Nope? PrideLaugh
flouncy_magooo: Isn't 20 minutes of game over 3 hours just Let's Nope?
empyreon: I regret that I had but one 1st time timeout to take for my fellow lil' weirdos riffYeti 7
ContingentCat: That's why when that story about Chappell came out and it was a football guy I was like hmm doubt
Vonbane: in terms of physicality and stamina it's impressive, but it's boring AF
Vinewood_OG: Omaha
saucemaster5000: the fake every other country football not real football
xantos69: My rule is you can call it football to be nice to the rest of the world, but if the USA wins the world cup, then for the next 4 years it is called Soccer.
spethycakes: Add "Vaguely Southern" to Adam's list of accents
Strebenherz: @empyreon Good to have you and your demented gremlin emote back
Mr_Horrible: I like that he associates American Football with the South when I don't think a southern team has won the super bowl in like 7-8 years
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spethycakes: @xantos69 a very safe bet, considering the US men's team
Saintnex: @spethycakes but how does it rank against Spanish dolphin???
InconsiderateHat: @flouncy_magooo @GreyThey Same brain cell
aerohydra: @xantos69 usa have won the world cup
lochnessseammonster: no football, but i played rugby in high school PrideLaugh
quasi79fu: was Babe Ruth the baseball player a bad person?
spethycakes: @Saintnex I'd never dream of comparing the two
Mr_Horrible: like I think Kansas City is the furthest south the trophy's gotten in years
SnackPak_: good rule
empyreon: @Strebenherz lrrBartleby
betweenmyself: @spethycakes Adam Savidan: Man of Between Three and Five Voices
raulghoulia: thats the plot of G gundam
Ferisar: soda
Saintnex: oh god pls now
Saintnex: no*
Mr_Horrible: dire
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
saucemaster5000: noooooo
xantos69: They established dominance at the sport. They get to pick the name. That is just fair.
shendaras: g gundam seabatClap
ContingentCat: But not bodies of water! Leave our lakes alone
MacbethSeemsSus: hey no
Dog_of_Myth: God no
Veshnikard: this is how we get Lake America
Stoopler: all the chocolate in the world immediately becomes hersheys
e_bloc: we don't even want that
lamina5432: I am american and I don't want that
Saintnex: leave our names alone
empyreon: also, I think being silenced during talk of butts, hot sauce, and big meaty wrasslers is a crime
Mr_Horrible: for better and worse
Jennie_Fuchsia: the term “soccer” originated in England and we cannot allow them to forget this
spethycakes: @betweenmyself I feel as if we're adding to that right now
is6jorn: I'm american and boo on replacing the worlds chocolate with ours. ewww
brainbosh: can only have X% bug parts per pound
Haz_Themself: yeah it was called society football
lamina5432: theres a small percentage of human meat allowed in a hot dog in america
GrathXVI: (US food safety used to be one of the like, top 5 in the world IIRC despite the reputation; but uhhh not anymore)
Haz_Themself: shortened to soccer
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Spades_Slicc: So Soccer is a british ism referring to people who play "Association Football"
QuixoticScrivener: As(soc)iation Football became (soc)cer.
Mai_Andra: Most of the USA actually originated in England. Kappa
James_the_Dabbler: Yeah it is strange that British, country famous for stealing things, created a name for something
SymphonySolstice: assigned gopnik
Haz_Themself: yes that one, my bad
Manae: @Haz_Themself Association
Jennie_Fuchsia: they’re always putting “er” on the end of things (shakes fist)
GreyThey: It's not a myth: There are acceptable amounts of insect parts in manufactured food
Yoshi_Gal: Hell yeah slav squat time
ContingentCat: To be fair it's a game with a ball you kick with your foot so makes more sense than ol' hand egg
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: all pants are tearaway pants if you try hard enough
saucemaster5000: if russia wins we need to have vodka stands on the street corners
loufghyslaufey: @Veshnikard But also... this is how LRR will win Lake Desert BUS
skrifffl: Zipper shorts?
Kramburger: Start working on your squat
skrifffl: Pants that become shorts?
aislynn_13: Did I miss the wheel?
e_bloc: we're talking about practice
Sarah_Serinde: sure is autofocus on this camera for some reason
lochnessseammonster: i'm not wearing hockey pants
quasi79fu: aislynn you did
quasi79fu: I was letter G and E
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde allergic to gesticulation
The_Timo: Adi- Das
GreyThey: (You can find the acceptable amount of insects, etc. in food on that page)
The_Timo: Adolf Dasler
aislynn_13: Awwwww thanks quasi
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde I was just woyif that was just me thanks
ContingentCat: *wondering if
Kramburger: If I was muscley, okay Ben
spethycakes: German, specifically
Saintnex: yea German, Adi-Das
loufghyslaufey: Lake "Desert BUS": For Canada! I mean, its not like the states would care to want it either way.
empyreon: ahr-dee-dahs KKona
e_bloc: my kid's godmother is high up in marketing in Adidas, she's sent some good shit
Mr_Horrible: hold on, let's get the official FFX voice acting to settle this debate sinuuSmug
spethycakes: @empyreon Australia alert
lochnessseammonster: and his brother started puma
Kramburger: Oi
ContingentCat: Sports can break out any second
Mr_Horrible: coolest kid in school
xantos69: Adam/Ben, if you had to pick just one sport where you were always "on call" and if somebody got injured you have to hustle over to the stadium and join in. What sport would you pick?
ContingentCat: Wow
betweenmyself: there was six months during which I thought the “British Knights” shoe brand was written “Britty Shnites” (I hadn’t seen it written out) pennyWhat
Scy_Anide: I wore zip-off Tripp pants from Hot Topic all through highschool
e_bloc: in cars
Saintnex: fun fact, Puma is also German and founded by the brother of the founder of Adidas
Mr_Horrible: I mean, a bicycle is gonna actively attract drivers toward you
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1
adept_nekomancer: zip-off pants: For when it's cold out, but you need to be prepared if you go to a warm place and need something comfy and easy to wear
Veshnikard: right on red is a mistake
Mr_Horrible: drivers are fucking deranged about cyclists
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
e_bloc: perfect
ContingentCat: Lol I love doing that
realbadatthis_: aye i'm walkin ere
e_bloc: if people come close, I kick the tire
Diabore: i was gonna say high 40's
lochnessseammonster: my dad just retire out there PrideLaugh
lamina5432: almost like people aren't having kids
GasCityGaming: Medicine Hat is around 76 :P
GreyThey: So like half of LRR is exactly median for Victoria?
Saintnex: eh! IM WALKIN OVA HER’
MacbethSeemsSus: Get sent off the island
gualdhar: its because none of you youngins are having kids! *shakes fist*
YFiddler: I once had the the opposite happen, a senior citizen just stepping onto the road without warning
gawag_: the one fingered salute is my go to when someone forgets how traffic laws work and tells me to get on the sidewalk
lamina5432: depends on your health honestly
SnackPak_: how about more road tests for everyone?
betweenmyself: I believe when you hit roughly Sixty Five-ish bicyclers with your car… riffThink
Kramburger: Wait, that's not a thing? Because we have regular tests for senior drivers
ambarion85: The auto focus is being picky tonight
xantos69: It depends person to person. My grandpa was good to drive until the day he died at 80. My grandma should have never had a license in the first place.
Saintnex: yea just more road test in general pls
ContingentCat: Yeah, also better transit pretty much anywhere because car dependancy forces way too many people who shouldn't drive
Mr_Horrible: the California Rolling Stop kanagoClassic
The_Timo: oh fucking hate that, I'll like yell and point at the fucking sign lol
Saintnex: rolling stops are not stops and just illegal lol
adept_nekomancer: I would agree with mandatory tests for older drivers, but it's rough if you're in one of the parts of the US where you pretty much need a car to participate in society. :(
Stoopler: pushing the pedal is a lot of physical work tho
lamina5432: I get annoyed with inching forwards
e_bloc: I do that unless the intersection is dead
gawag_: I shouldn't be surprised you guys are so based
Larkonus: Stop not stopping!
SymphonySolstice: in sask you now have to submit a mandatory eye exam to SGI at age 70 and every 3 years after
empyreon: hahahaha
Veshnikard: i need those extra seconds to sit in traffic
e_bloc: *only when the intersection is dead
GreyThey: What about bikes that don't stop?
Saintnex: time to change my username Kappa
Lazzared: gotta save them brakes
SnackPak_: Ben is the data center guy
Vinewood_OG: gptvBOT
johnnylongtorso: I always laugh at people who zip through traffic and then end up at the same stop light as me
Mr_Horrible: it's his favorite Spielberg movie
lochnessseammonster: oof
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GrathXVI: Ben's actually a data center in disguise
ButButTheJesus: also please DON'T stop at a speedbump, its not a stop sign jeez
Veshnikard: the movie
Saintnex: hahaha
e_bloc: allen iverson
Larkonus: Aiding Ian?
BusTed: see, that's why you gotta keep it clean down there
lamina5432: aiding and imbeding
gawag_: @GreyThey a car is a two ton hunk of metal. A bike is just a guy
betweenmyself: Bengin-AI-ring riffGasp
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LUL
Vinewood_OG: ass insertion delivery system
InnuendoAndHyperbole: LUL
empyreon: lrrWOW
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, like the Lake of Desert Bus would just be the circumference size between Tucson & Las Vegas, right?
Fantusta: "Where's the D" same question
saucemaster5000: huh
YFiddler: seabatYIKES
e_bloc: it goes without saying, but do not google 'ass insertion'
Lysander_salamander: nope
ButButTheJesus: huh
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ghyllnox: Adam... lmao
lamina5432: good joke streamer
Darleysam: dig up!
Mr_Horrible: I want both of you to take a big drink of water and reset yourselves sinuuSmug
Juliamon: anal irritation (from hot sauce)
lochnessseammonster: trying for addidas, came up with aids
quasi79fu: Elp this bus is out of control
7gorobei: the rolling stop of jokes
spo8n: asstervention
RealLegitStreamer: aiding insurrection
ContingentCat: Google it if you want
e_bloc: ok take caution prior to searching
Mr_Horrible: aural investigations
DarknessKingCoH: People who drive over train tracks at 5mph are even more frustrating
loufghyslaufey: @quasi79fu v e n g a b u s c o m e t h
Diabore: did you shoot someone?
SnackPak_: fish gang
betweenmyself: Ghost Face Nurses? Sounds hot
quasi79fu: fishing for compliments?
Mr_Horrible: fishing, but something scary is happening
Mr_Horrible: it's more common than you'd think
ContingentCat: @Diabore A g person
ghyllnox: I got better
MacbethSeemsSus: @Diabore early shooting tonight
lochnessseammonster: i missed the wheel? dang it
quasi79fu: they got E and G as letters
Fantusta: @quasi79fu feel like I fit right in between those
spethycakes: shoot early, shoot often
Sarah_Serinde: oh right this one, this one's neat
Rhynerd: So, the early bird catches the bullet instead of the worm?
xantos69: Ouch
SnackPak_: oof
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if I owed money to a shark, I would simply go nowhere near the ocean
Mr_Horrible: wow we fucking SUCK at poker
BusTed: maybe we can rollover
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GasCityGaming: 1.6 mil
quasi79fu: We may need a bigger boat
Veshnikard: the cost of a house
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this 1st person Dredge?
johnnylongtorso: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether oh, you're that clever shark, aren't you!
loufghyslaufey: Its a bad horror game it its not funny.... well sometimes.
adept_nekomancer: about 1.6 million CAD, yeah
Larkonus: What did we use the money on if we're now locked into fishing?
spethycakes: how many danish kroner?
Ferisar: you can def catch enough fish
CaptainSpam: So one metric pile of money is exactly 999,999 Euro. Good to know.
Ferisar: maybe a week
GasCityGaming: Shouldn't have bought our boat with the hi interest payday loan :P
Mr_Horrible: lure-o-vision
quasi79fu: we are the lure
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether that worked okay for The Deep for a bit
Stoopler: this is what happens when you lose everything in lethal company, you don't die you just get sent here
loufghyslaufey: the end
BusTed: let's go Sega Bass Fishing
xantos69: Can you move?
quasi79fu: eye?
QuixoticScrivener: is there always a bigger fish?
loufghyslaufey: U gets ate by short- I mean, Shork.
Lysander_salamander: I want to eventually play "A Game About Fishing"
johnnylongtorso: be careful with the tension
ghyllnox: F
SnackPak_: thats fishing
Mr_Horrible: I would assume it's reel during low tension and just pull during high tension
quasi79fu: pulll an release
SquareDotCube: Tire out the fish, basically
InconsiderateHat: OOoo, a cod
Ferisar: real men bring home the big fish
YFiddler: not if you want to eat fish
Ferisar: or something
brainbosh: fishing is outdoor gacha
adept_nekomancer: It's PvF -- Player versus Fish
aislynn_13: So is standing in a hurricane Ben. But sometimes it's not worth it
lochnessseammonster: you gotta love fishing if you wanna live on a boat one day PrideLaugh
Ferisar: @brainbosh cursed
quasi79fu: ok hear me out i want a reverse fishing game..where its a fish trying to fish for humans from fishing boats and piers ect
ghyllnox: With a hook in its lip
GreyThey: It's only a sport if everyone involved knows they're competing
Stoopler: @Ferisar they bring the dynamite
Veshnikard: yeah fun times
Larkonus: Dredge but you get the POV of the lure sounds delightfully terrifying.
Spades_Slicc: No one tell Adam how early humans hunted in the savanah
spethycakes: oh my cod, a fish
mrjujubeans: yup. any animal agriculture is so messed up
empyreon: gonna crush that debt in no time
johnnylongtorso: just spearfish instead, they never see it coming
Mr_Horrible: welcome to the Ethical Dilemma of Omnivorous Humans
betweenmyself: Catch and release fishing must be a trip from the fish’s perspective pennyWhat
Ferisar: gonna fix it in no time
QuixoticScrivener: don't even need to make it back to port
Vonbane: put on some yacht rock
Mr_Horrible: he took the over
Saintnex: failed to fish
quasi79fu: how far down can the lure go?
MacbethSeemsSus: He fished too greedily, and too deep
xantos69: Our boat is called "New Life". I wonder what that is all about.
Ferisar: "ey i don't like the look of you eitha"
InconsiderateHat: Ooo, red snapper
johnnylongtorso: @InconsiderateHat very tasty!
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu Squid2 Squid4
BusTed: jlrrFishin
quasi79fu: yay yapping stream
Mr_Horrible: an entire horror game of the Super Paper Mario hamster wheel
Fantusta: Fishing you get to know yourself
Saintnex: yea, I agree Adam
quasi79fu: uhhh
Ferisar: better get used to it, you're not turning people into dinosaurs anytime soon buddy
Mr_Horrible: basically all meat smell is gross, absent cooking
quasi79fu: thats not a normal fish
varmintx0: I thought Adam was tossing Ben softball there
InconsiderateHat: Piranha?
betweenmyself: people don’t have enough appreciation for non-incremental gameplay these days… sometimes ya just gotta spend the better part of fifty years paying down your virtual debt
Fantusta: Are you sure you should catch that fish
Mr_Horrible: looks wise
Saintnex: uhhhh
quasi79fu: what is it?
spethycakes: fsh
johnnylongtorso: that fish had a pension
e_bloc: he knows your dad
RatherLargeToad: SabaPing
Saintnex: UHH
rosesmcgee: Knife goes in, guts come out
quasi79fu: huh
Strebenherz: what
johnnylongtorso: fucking libertarian fish
CaptainSpam: Knife goes in, guts come out!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: can it make us good at rock paper scissors?
kynelwynn: knife goes in, guts come out
quasi79fu: what page?
before_damage: Hi all, is Serge on a biobreak? I assume he wouldn’t wanna miss a fishing stream.
SnackPak_: now youre out 50k
quasi79fu: yikes
Strebenherz: jesus
YFiddler: trickster fish
betweenmyself: genie talk returns riffRing
MacbethSeemsSus: Of the Newark Cagliusos
spethycakes: jenthe3Hmm
YFiddler: seabatTROG
RatherLargeToad: is this fish the Chosen One?
Saintnex: this is very weird
quasi79fu: uh oh what have we done?
ContingentCat: What
7gorobei: uso means lie in japanese
xantos69: Yea, I would have gutted him.
Ferisar: oh yeah what's the angle
Mai_Andra: Is this the "mistake" you're not supposed to be repeating?
BusTed: thejen9Eyes
quasi79fu: sus lure
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar acute PrideUwu
empyreon: smoochable fishlips
Ferisar: @Mr_Horrible you're cute too but that's not the answer
Cptasparagus: sig****
saucemaster5000: icute
quasi79fu: uhhhh
IanAllenBird: uhoh
dabudder: hey chat how we doing, how are we already into the game at 35 minutes?
quasi79fu: Jaws
Larkonus: Oh good.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
xantos69: I saw this movie.
spethycakes: well
Mr_Horrible: cool Sea of Thieves mod
silenceaux: that's pretty mega
Ferisar: gonna catch that guy next
ghyllnox: Ah, the eponymous shark
Vonbane: i think you need a bigger boat
spethycakes: auspicious
RainyMint: lrrSPOOP
empyreon: lrrFINE
quasi79fu: i think we in trouble
JKBalch: Our white whale cook comes
ContingentCat: It's Kevin!
quasi79fu: did we get ripped offf?
Veshnikard: quick gut it
Larkonus: Fare well, wise and kind fish!
quasi79fu: phone?
empyreon: moshi moshi
MacbethSeemsSus: This fish seems like it's going to push you to invest in a pyramid scheme
xantos69: @quasi79fu If a fish helps you catch a fish of pure gold worth 200K euro then you are even stephen.
quasi79fu: ok
quasi79fu: also i sorry chat if im asking too many questions or being weird..
ContingentCat: Oh ok
Strebenherz: @quasi79fu don't sweat it quasi.
ContingentCat: @quasi79fu Please keep being weird lrrHEART
InconsiderateHat: Is that bell-ringing amounts of trouble?
rosesmcgee: That's a very short amount of time. They seem to have introduced this limit to elevate the stress of the situation
betweenmyself: 45 minutes? That’s less time than the average Let’s Nope pre-show podcast! riffGasp
Cptasparagus: wee wee
quasi79fu: thats a pretty feeesh
dabudder: is this the first week theyre playing the game too?
Ferisar: who's loaning you a milly in europe
quasi79fu: hahahahah
hattingston: Close
empyreon: Narrator: It was not
Stoopler: zimbabwe dollars maybe?
Strebenherz: pfffft
quasi79fu: drunk feeesh
Ferisar: damn that fish's mouth sounds exactly like a glass
ContingentCat: Uh sure fish
Vonbane: what do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
quasi79fu: Uhhhh
MacbethSeemsSus: Bruce?
Strebenherz: oh no
quasi79fu: nope nope
Larkonus: That should be worth a few bucks.
spethycakes: UM
dabudder: jesus. this pov is terrifying
RainyMint: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: Kevin!
quasi79fu: its shiny
kynelwynn: Absolutely tripping my Thalassaphobia..
Diabore: 300k baybee
Kramburger: This game isn't reel? It's literally a fishing game
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
JKBalch: Did that say "the eye doesn't belong to the fish"?
kynelwynn: noises
Strebenherz: @JKBalch yes
dabudder: @JKBalch ...wait there was AUDIO that said that?
ContingentCat: Pretty one
kynelwynn: "You can't escape debts"
quasi79fu: so hmm science question ..Can a fish have like actual like metallic gold scales ?
MacbethSeemsSus: "go fish, my bond"
MacbethSeemsSus: mr*
betweenmyself: “No Mister Bond, I expect you to Go Fish.”
e_bloc: it was me all along
quasi79fu: ok is our magic feeesh in partner with the shark?
rosesmcgee: That's a hell of an interest rate
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gualdhar: so what's "double" "all the money"
rosesmcgee: I can find new people...
quasi79fu: it seeems suspicous everytime we use the magic fish we get a call from the shark raising our debt
betweenmyself: Who’s there? “…… Land shark!”
InconsiderateHat: SNL Land Shark?
IanAllenBird: this fish is for sure gonna fuck you over
BusTed: LUL
ContingentCat: Hey we didn't do anything
GamerCat88: surprised Feesh hasnt suggested you sell fin pics ;)
Strebenherz: we're getting bullied by a feesh
Saintnex: man fuck this fish look
Saintnex: lol
quasi79fu: hmm eye for an eye
NotCainNorAbel: saw it
dabudder: jesus
rosesmcgee: 100%
silenceaux: There was a figure...
Stoffern: uhuh
Dog_of_Myth: There was
Vonbane: tick tock
ghyllnox: "Engine OK" implied future engine not ok
BusTed: just like dead space 2
MacbethSeemsSus: Less traumatic then Dead Space 2
Strebenherz: i'm grateful this game doesn't show that
dabudder: damn this game is drawing a lot from inscryption
Strebenherz: the gouging rather
ghyllnox: Hm.
BusTed: 🙂
Fantusta: and you pass out on the deck of the boat
rosesmcgee: Stupid fish, all my eye does is see. This one gets me cash.
johnnylongtorso: anyone else watch Alien Earth?
ContingentCat: Lol wat
quasi79fu: omg
e_bloc: too the moon, alice
quasi79fu: who the F
Strebenherz: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Saintnex: NOEP
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: well that was unsettling
kingandcommoner: Oh, you found Bob
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
spethycakes: wut now
GhostValv: ashlizSweat
Mr_Horrible: Big Terry, what are you doing here?
dabudder: this game is delightfully scary
IanAllenBird: I don't think that'll fit in the cooler
MacbethSeemsSus: That should be on Easter Island
brainbosh: how much would that be worth
silenceaux: okay so how many euros is that guy worth
Vonbane: is that Sea-more?
quasi79fu: no seducing the feeesh
MacbethSeemsSus: Reel back and recast?
dabudder: hey chat has anyone in here played this game in full? do yall know if/where there are big jumpscares?
lochnessseammonster: some are more stinky
kynelwynn: I am expecting a shark to come along while reeling in and snag what we've got
0x6772: Notes from that one: "Don't trust the fish."
quasi79fu: oh gahd
ghyllnox: Hm
quasi79fu: that got me
Larkonus: Hey, we had dibs on that one!
Stoffern: That was our fish!
Dog_of_Myth: Going to need a bigger boat
quasi79fu: the BLOOP
kynelwynn: "doing pretty good" you're in how much debt?
e_bloc: it was just cam hitting his knee on the desk
quasi79fu: im not lying...they dont know
betweenmyself: sound do travel good in water, so they say
lochnessseammonster: the ocean is where the monsters live
Ferisar: the bloop bro
silenceaux: I would guess some kind of tectonic event
Mai_Andra: Louder than the opening of Back to the Future? lrrSPOOP
rosesmcgee: They think it was massive fish sex
Ferisar: it's literally on the bloop
brainbosh: didnt we get an good explanation of the bloop?
Strebenherz: fyi ben's not doing a bit, that was a legit noise recorded
Larkonus: We did actually solve it.
Mr_Horrible: Oceans: None Of Our Business
Strebenherz: @Larkonus what do they think it was? :o
Larkonus: Yeah, it was a piece of a glacier bre4aking off.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It was a pre-echo of me screaming into the void.
r10pez10: fishing, the scariest thing known to man
e_bloc: it was a cold case for very long
mrjujubeans: is something that gargantuan not crazy though?
Ferisar: this ocean guy
Strebenherz: we're still finding new spiders in australia
NotCainNorAbel: space is easier
Veshnikard: james Cameron is trying his best
ghyllnox: There's new mysteries all the time, solving the old ones is just keeping the way clear for the new stuff
Strebenherz: xD
e_bloc: space is sexier
Stoffern: You don't get eaten on the moon, Ben
e_bloc: and going underwater is pretty dangerous too
Saintnex: tbf going even deeper in the sea is very difficult
Talin06: b/cgoing to them moon scared the USSR
Strebenherz: some things are better left in australia
lochnessseammonster: contained PrideLaugh
WiJohn: They found living coelacanths, that was wild
Kramburger: We're doing our own thing
r10pez10: as an australian, yeah
quasi79fu: they just recently proved the giant squid was real..so yeah so much feeesh is unknown
MWGNZ: most things are best left in aus
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Vonbane: you have moose
korvys: Moose!?
ahoypotatoboy: I'm not taking this from a country with bears in it
eid010n: Australia is basically infinite spiders, to be fair
Ferisar: say it louder every time
Mai_Andra: Like how we always thought giant squids were extremely rare, until we dropped a camera that made less noise and found them everywhere... lrrSPOOP
e_bloc: if you're in a sub it's not bad except you're in a sub. if you're just diving, you have to deal with nitrogen narcosis
Ferisar: in FOUR DAYS
ContingentCat: And Beej and Ian aren't from the island
Ferisar: dun dun dunnnn
Joecool190: Beej and Ian are more of an invasive species for the island
Vonbane: give Ben a fish, he eats for a day. teach Ben to fish, we all starve.
Ferisar: aren't beej and ian contributing to the median age being 41
Lysander_salamander: yay baracuda
Ferisar: 43?
Ferisar: whatever
r10pez10: why are we the neversoft logo
IanAllenBird: "the eye belongs to ciruzzo"
quasi79fu: no
Saintnex: no
MacbethSeemsSus: Parts
ghyllnox: Not all of it by a long shot
quasi79fu: not all the bottom
Ferisar: there's bottoms everywhere
lochnessseammonster: yep
r10pez10: not all of it
BusTed: water deep
e_bloc: there are so many bottoms
spethycakes: the pressure and heat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James Cameron has gone to the deepest bit.
SnackPak_: getting to the bottom of the ocean is really really hard for people to do
brainbosh: them trenches get deep
Ferisar: for those with the eyes to fish? idk
ghyllnox: There's a *lot* of ocean
rosesmcgee: Vast amounts of the bottom remains unransacked by man
MWGNZ: unexplored bottoms
Larkonus: Sure, but let's leave Cthulhu alone.
korvys: The ocean is 70% of the planet - that's a lot to coer
e_bloc: we can do both
korvys: *cover
eid010n: But what about the rectum of the ocean?
quasi79fu: Yes Drain teh ocean
GhostValv: it's the roll of tops to reach the deepest unexplored bottoms
mrjujubeans: at some point you’re just into the earth crust
ContingentCat: Bottoms to explore still yeah
silenceaux: Oddly, might be easier to go to the moon than the bottom of the ocean.
quasi79fu: YIkes
ghyllnox: Where did you want to put it all
empyreon: we need to get to ALL the bottoms riffYeti
GasCityGaming: pump it into space
couchboyj: Its a big bottom, there's lots to cover
BusTed: thejen9Hands
quasi79fu: wtf
ShaneLeeAtk: I think I saw we have only mapped .001% of the ocean bottom.
e_bloc: yeah why don't we just cat's cradle it
josh___something: Loud
gibbousm: lrrFINE
RainyMint: lrrSPOOP
Saintnex: Ben, going to space is easier than going to those bottoms
ContingentCat: Too much water
wholsometiger: It's easier to go to space then the bottom of the ocean.
Isaac3567: Can't reach the bottom to pull the plug out
Dethrizu: NotLikeThis
betweenmyself: everyone’s so keen on exploring the deepest oceans, but I want to scale the tallest… depths… where it’s nice and shallow pennyWhat
NotCainNorAbel: we are learning so much about how the the world of debt works
Phosfur: That fish belonged to someone I guess :D
e_bloc: fish have one i: f-I-s-h
Larkonus: Eye eye, captain!
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
uchihab7: is he part of big glasses?
rosesmcgee: What do you think happens when you fill out the organ donor card? Bam, this fish gets your eyes
Dread_Pirate_Westley: fsh
ContingentCat: Ew
quasi79fu: which is worse teh LOan shark or this weird magic feeesh?
ghyllnox: LUL
Spades_Slicc: Do you think you could've reeled the eye back in before the hand gotcha?
quasi79fu: I feeel this magic feeesh is scamming us
Ferisar: what if you are the loan shark
rosesmcgee: Then we've been doing the voices all wrong
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Ferisar: no all we're losing is these fish
Ferisar: fk
r10pez10: good joke streamer
quasi79fu: beeep beeep
korvys: At some point that gutting knife is going to do something bad, I bet
Ferisar: at some point??
quasi79fu: can i say thank you adam and ben for streaming this...This is so fun to watch?
Ferisar: one of these days that gutting knife is gonna steal your 401k
Spades_Slicc: gouging out your own eye is just like fishing first base
Ferisar: "oh nooo my retirement moneyyy"
IanAllenBird: rip
Mai_Andra: Digging out your own eye... with a dirty fish knife...
Mr_Horrible: "yeah there's this fish... yeah he wants this year's 401k match"
itira: evening gamers
baltimore_667083: really puts the shark in loan shark, eh
shendaras: Got nothin' on yaow
quasi79fu: so whats gonna go wrong?
Stoffern: A genuine fucking fuck?
0x6772: No shot you get above water, as it were.
Fantusta: aw bus I can't believe you've done this
e_bloc: the internet was a mistake
quasi79fu: uh oh
rosesmcgee: Better catch one more to pad the budget
IanAllenBird: they're running out your timer
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you take venmo?
johnnylongtorso: gee, I wonder if something will happen to the engine now
Fantusta: OK? Engine!
Larkonus: Surely nothing bad will happen along the way!
SnackPak_: got that wiggle
quasi79fu: can he fish while boat is in motion?
IanAllenBird: uh oh
e_bloc: wish me luck
Mr_Horrible: can't fish for shit, can't walk for shit, can't play cards for shit...
Vonbane: uh oh
eid010n: I bet the engine will keep working just fine, the whole way!
Saintnex: Ben just starting that engine and then walking away from the steering wheel lol
Spades_Slicc: noticed something
Lysander_salamander: it says arrival in 39 minutes
empyreon: uh oh
Mai_Andra: uh... arrival time... check the cabin...
Vonbane: check the engine lol
0x6772: Seems like the number on the engine is bigger than the number in the top left of the screen.
r10pez10: i'm sure they'll notice
SnackPak_: icy hot commercial I think
betweenmyself: Now Ben knows how to fund his dream House Boat: fishy deals with fishy fish.
korvys: Guess you'll have to ask the eel
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Should have caught fish faster.
itira: wow Ben
Ferisar: adam's job security!
spethycakes: lrrWOW
Stoffern: I bet the fish can speed up the boat...
empyreon: lrrWOW
Ferisar: moh anahh
josh___something: Moe anna
quasi79fu: mo wanna
Mr_Horrible: moe anna, that big lizard from Rescuers Down Under
e_bloc: take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
quasi79fu: fallls asleeep
quasi79fu: snores...
r10pez10: dropping bars
quasi79fu: is it over yet?
johnnylongtorso: this is like listening to my coworkers
IanAllenBird: uh huh, uh huh
MacbethSeemsSus: Unsubscribe from Ciruzzo facts.
wholsometiger: No, the monologue must log
quasi79fu: can we throw feeesh back into the water
betweenmyself: The two best days of a boat owner’s life: the day you buy the boat and the day you trade both your eyes for golden fish then get eaten by a shark… Something like that
wholsometiger: Impressive breath work Ben!
quasi79fu: sus feeesh
rosesmcgee: This fish has never given us a bum steer. I trust them implicitly
Mystaira: Imagine if the boat disppeared with him.
YFiddler: who is sabruso?
Stoffern: Where did the fish get a suitcase?
Mr_Horrible: so now we're trespassing on private property?
quasi79fu: uh
Stoopler: gotta take out another loan
quasi79fu: what was that
IanAllenBird: are you gonna tell him no?
quasi79fu: wooooah
quasi79fu: uhhhh
Saintnex: ummm
itira: tqsSweat
Strebenherz: oh
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
ghyllnox: No longer your boat, eh
spethycakes: uhhh
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy
RainyMint: lrrSPOOP
Mai_Andra: you sold the boat. They've come to collect.
IanAllenBird: yeah
BusTed: 😬
gibbousm: punch?
quasi79fu: uh oh
IanAllenBird: oh ok
quasi79fu: welll
MWGNZ: o7
BusTed: benginO7
Stoopler: that's probably fine?
spethycakes: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
NimrodXIV: lrrHERE
gibbousm: o7
RainyMint: o7
lamina5432: o7
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
IanAllenBird: o7
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jordynne :D
quasi79fu: hahahahah
BusTed: Goodbyyyye!
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ghyllnox: o7
quasi79fu: that timing
Stoopler: such perfect timing
itira: oohh nooo
spethycakes: lrrLUL
r10pez10: o7
quasi79fu: JOrdynne killled them
InnuendoAndHyperbole: LUL
josh___something: Bye jordynne
ContingentCat: Hyi Jordynne
silenceaux: Get devoured I guess
WiJohn: Bye!
MacbethSeemsSus: *wave*
IanAllenBird: bye!!
GasCityGaming: Hi Jordynne, Bye Jordynne!
NotCainNorAbel: bye
Mystaira: Baaaiiii!
dabudder: woah jordynne looks so different
shendaras: lrrHEART
GhostValv: o7 bye jordynne
DiscordianTokkan: Bye Jordynne!
Joecool190: bye
Dog_of_Myth: Bye Jordynne
adept_nekomancer: By Jordynne!
korvys: bye!
Strebenherz: bye Jordynne!!!!
Mr_Horrible: byeeee Jordynne
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Bye Jordynne!
ghyllnox: Hugsssss
JunieJazz: Bye Jordynne! <3
Lysander_salamander: bye Jord
lamina5432: have good trip home
YFiddler: bye
spethycakes: bye, Jordynne! lrrSHINE
ContingentCat: Bye Jordynne
MrSarkhan: bye Jordynne!
Mai_Andra: lrrPistachio
I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye
lochnessseammonster: bye PrideUwu
wholsometiger: Bye
snacksmuncher69: KPOPlove KPOPlove KPOPlove
7gorobei: bye
empyreon: lrrSHINE
e_bloc: bye Jordynne, see you next time
InconsiderateHat: Deal!
ContingentCat: Oh noooo
lochnessseammonster: we would happily have you in ottawa PrideUwu
ghyllnox: STAY
IanAllenBird: Noted
quasi79fu: HUH
shendaras: no
The_Color_Twelve: henyaMemo
SnackPak_: I dont
itira: that means you cant leave
BadgerMole0: Don't forget to check the alarm before you leave
Lysander_salamander: I'm worried
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
silenceaux: Genuinely no idea
empyreon: It Begins...
Strebenherz: hot to stay
spethycakes: lrrSIG STAY lrrSIG
rosesmcgee: The alarm is set to leave. Got it
ContingentCat: We want her back in Toronto though
Dog_of_Myth: The alarm is set to Stay
MrSarkhan: lrrHERE
YFiddler: but what if you want to trip the alarm when leaving?
0x6772: Really made a choice there, Ben.
Mai_Andra: Yes. Yes, we do. (It went off twice on stream during the subathon.)
LPS_97: that's how they do it in Italy
Vonbane: a Newsical?
johnnylongtorso: this seems like editorializing
ghyllnox: Hey, we paid our debt!
Lysander_salamander: what a peculiar broadcaster
BluTGI: kruzNotes Never buy a boat tynNote
quasi79fu: welll rude
DiscordianTokkan: mama mia
Stoffern: Who tuned into boomer radio?
e_bloc: GG
quasi79fu: short game
Dog_of_Myth: IAmClap IAmClap
rosesmcgee: The steam page says 30 minutes
ghyllnox: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrFRUMP
betweenmyself: and scene
Cptasparagus: visual novel
spethycakes: are there multiple endings?
IanAllenBird: dang
Costar_s: its the music of my people
BusTed: 🤌
Stoffern: But the time limit was 45!
silenceaux: Maybe you can die in a different way
YFiddler: wait, a game by rumpelstiltskin?
ghyllnox: You could go back and try some of the other options
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's a short little ditty, but you can also see what some of the other choices bring
MacbethSeemsSus: And you were just locked into the Moonbase too
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
Lysander_salamander: Oh dear
quasi79fu: oh no
LPS_97: from sea to air
ghyllnox: \o/
e_bloc: is it mindjack
WiJohn: Bird shark?
Mr_Horrible: Birds Watching is a little longer iirc
YFiddler: seabatClap
BusTed: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: birbs you say riffThink
lochnessseammonster: definitely shoulda gut that fish
r10pez10: what's the name of that song btw
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
lamina5432: birb
korvys: "Bird watching goes both ways"
quasi79fu: i warned you chat that magic feeesh was bad
Lysander_salamander: Is it like that game about uncanny squirrels messing with your nature cameras?
niccus: oh, yeah, birds watching is a bit longer. and newer
spethycakes: bird watching is for everyone jesscapSad
Mai_Andra: "how long to beat" suggest 2.5 hours for full completion. Don't know if that's multiple endings or just achievement farming...
NimrodXIV: Birds Watching is a thing. The boys will be weirded out
quasi79fu: are there birbs in chat? mg4rModcheck
jadielady: birbsDance birbsWave
quasi79fu: watches for teh drones..i mean birbs mg4rModcheck
spethycakes: cozyla7HeartHands
quasi79fu: i forget what do birbs look like?
betweenmyself: @quasi79fu all birbs invariably look like this riffDuck he’s so saaaaad
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BusTed: gosthe2BirdWord
empyreon: time to look at gubmint psyops
brainbosh: thats why the pandemic happened
MacbethSeemsSus: Birds aren't real
ghyllnox: It's a facetious conspiracy theory
brainbosh: they had to change the batteries
e_bloc: yeah birds aint rael
Lysander_salamander: I thought the theory is that all birds are fish
korvys: "Bird watching goes both ways"
betweenmyself: drones don’t exist; they’re actually all birds payed by the government to strap fans to their backs and be annoying
lamina5432: as usual adam missing a corner of the internet
Strebenherz: I appreciate Adam's squinting "the fuck you on about" face so much xD
BusTed: "You hear me birds outside?"
ghyllnox: @Lysander_salamander That's bees
BluTGI: We don't have bug drone money!
betweenmyself: *paid
NimrodXIV: a group of birds is called a flock... flock cameras... something about tinfoil hats
ContingentCat: Regan got rid of the birds
e_bloc: but I dont want to cure cancer, I want to make birds
quasi79fu: ayo?
Lysander_salamander: oh, hmm
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: harm da birbs
Strebenherz: can we hear the birds being dtf
RonaldMcDownload: Bird Swatching, where you choose paint with a duck
Mystaira: The birds are here to watch you.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: is a bird gonna try to fuck me?!
ghyllnox: Okay, redwing blackbirds get smacked though
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I gotta get my chicken nuggies somehow
spethycakes: someone around here did some pretty cruel stuff to a Canada goose recently : (
quasi79fu: birds got a gun
BluTGI: Remember the murder eagles from Far Cry 4?
circusofkirkus: sparrow
YFiddler: Big Bird
blastedman: big enough
circusofkirkus: hummingbird
VoyRising: If a goose was coming after me I would not hesitate to punch it in the face
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: and how big is the gun?
lamina5432: hunting and eating is fine, random hitting not so much
jchinnock: but what else do you with those lone stones?
e_bloc: and yours says replica
betweenmyself: what if a cassowary steps up to you? pennyWhat
MWGNZ: @betweenmyself then i die
BluTGI: Remember the Emu War?
brainbosh: what if a penguin had a gun
quasi79fu: now im imagining a ostrich with a rocket launcher
ContingentCat: That's when we find out caw caw is a bird slur
circusofkirkus: humanity is determined by size
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @betweenmyself make peace with my last moment
quasi79fu: yay arson?
MrPipboy3000: Birds are cool, but Seagulls suck
MAPBoardgames: everything changed when the Fire nation attacked!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @betweenmyself then I make peace with my end
IanAllenBird: well
quasi79fu: uh adam is in a loop
betweenmyself: riffYeti
MacbethSeemsSus: remixxxxxxxxxxxxx
quasi79fu: hahahaahahah
e_bloc: reboot the adam
quasi79fu: rebooot rebbooot
NimrodXIV: *smacks monitor*
BluTGI: Better to burn out than to fade away!
spethycakes: there we go
quasi79fu: ahahahhahaah
jchinnock: titties
DylPage: *cuties
Lysander_salamander: Is this a dating sim?
e_bloc: clities
brainbosh: got prepped by the warning
spethycakes: croissants
SnackPak_: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Saintnex: titties Kappa
spethycakes: o7
e_bloc: o7
MWGNZ: o7
ContingentCat: o7
BusTed: haha
quasi79fu: uh oh run juliamon
MrSarkhan: lrrLUL
empyreon: LUL
SnackPak_: it all checks out
lamina5432: that was from serge
BusTed: gosthe2BirdWord
BluTGI: You're never alone... in the wooooods
quasi79fu: if he is on a mountain surrounded by fire wouldnt the smoke rise and kill him ?
BusTed: ruteger
iris_of_ether: Go birds
Strebenherz: oh no
Lysander_salamander: Jerome?
DiscordianTokkan: Oflapku Jeff
Saintnex: Tittles
circusofkirkus: Birb
adept_nekomancer: Birdy McBirdface
BluTGI: Mordecai
MrPipboy3000: BirdyMcBirdbeak
tehfewl: Chat
VoyRising: Borb
ContingentCat: Birdo
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, James Terner
YFiddler: unusual name for a glove
BusTed: Terner was right there
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
mercano82: Freebird
spethycakes: lrrLUL
jchinnock: Cities
iris_of_ether: lrrJAMES
before_damage: Did they already finish loan shark?
quasi79fu: yes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “James Burder” was right there
Strebenherz: @before_damage yeah it was an interesting, but short game
betweenmyself: James *Tern*er? riffThink
before_damage: @Strebenherz Was it a full game or demo/early access?
iris_of_ether: escher3PUN
Stoopler: backstreet boys?
GasCityGaming: That clip is STILL funny
Vonbane: Backstreet boys?
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betweenmyself: @before_damage full game, just short
jchinnock: look at all these chickens!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're not using the roof. Let the bird have it.
InnuendoAndHyperbole: LUL
Stoopler: noooo colin, thats wrong
quasi79fu: birb
WokenClick: maybe my favorite clip of theirs
Lysander_salamander: oh okay
BluTGI: James hungers
Saintnex: that’s our James
MacbethSeemsSus: "No Colin, that's wrong"
YFiddler: lrrLUL
before_damage: Oh by the way, happy 23rd anniversary to Badger Badger Mushroom.
Sarah_Serinde: yeah so this game is definitely more fucked up than the previous one
LostThePirate: Did we finish Silent Hill? Or just taking a break for tonight?
Sarah_Serinde: They're done with Silent Hill, they saw all the mods Ben added
mrjujubeans: quake?
Pharmacistjudge: and everyone is sad.
Sarah_Serinde: SO sad
kingandcommoner: The Cult is mostly 3 and Homecoming
Saintnex: 1 + 3 was cult, 2 is mostly James
kingandcommoner: and maybe 0? I don't remember 0 very well
niccus: the hand movement is very brodyquest
Vonbane: wow a beatles joke
YFiddler: seems like you might need to brush up on the plot of silent hill 2
betweenmyself: the birds seem to have glowy eyes… would be a trip if the sun actually turns out to be a giant bird eye staring down at us through the smokey haze pennyWhat
MacbethSeemsSus: "take these broken wings, and learn to fly"
Sarah_Serinde: you know what, I don't want a new friend actually
quasi79fu: Chao garden? From Sonic Adventures?
Saintnex: 1
BluTGI: Don't take no lashes from men on the radio!
e_bloc: 1
jchinnock: we gotta collect all the Ciao Emeralds
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I have about 20-30 on each eye.
ContingentCat: Yes daddy
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betweenmyself: yelling ow before any contact is made
e_bloc: sounds like a live bit
MacbethSeemsSus: I think "Caio" is a name, rather than "Ciao"
MrPipboy3000: are the lashed from twizzlers or red vines?
quasi79fu: jchin i sorry if im getting you in trouble because i started the chao garden thing
SnackPak_: hell yeah brother!
betweenmyself: want me a chocolate cheesecake
Scy_Anide: Pistachio cake
itira: chocolate cake best cake
hamraffle: Ciao, I require ice cream cake
theambivalentagender: Red velvet
korvys: Cheesecake
Saintnex: something something for the Caio gods
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Cheesecake is a pie
BluTGI: Dirt Cake is more of a dip...
iris_of_ether: I do like me a cheesecake
SnackPak_: angel food cake rips
e_bloc: I rank angel food pretty high
Vonbane: beefcake
MrPipboy3000: cheese cake is technically close to pie
lochnessseammonster: cheesecake is the goat
Saintnex: cheesecake 100% for me
theambivalentagender: Red velvet is like if carrot cake had a good cake to go with it
ghyllnox: Nah the frosting is the worst part of carrot cake
DiscordianTokkan: Carrot cake is good IN SPITE of the cream cheese frosting, the cream cheese frosting sucks
Cptasparagus: cakekona bro
jchinnock: @quasi79fu im happy to get in trouble from these brodos
omdorastrix: why is it carrot cake but banana bread?
ghyllnox: @DiscordianTokkan AMEN
ContingentCat: Lemon cake to me
quasi79fu: i dont know ...the frosting can be a little too sweet...but i like the carrot cake even without the frosting
Lysander_salamander: hmmm, cheesecake made with goat might be interesting
MAPBoardgames: Good carrot cake, is real good. less then good carrot cake is dogwater bad.
lochnessseammonster: you would like angel food cake PrideLaugh
BluTGI: Carrot cake is for the nerds.
Mai_Andra: Why are you eating Angel's food, though?
Awaiko: Hey Let's Nopers. I hope y'all are well. WFH today so can catch some streams
lamina5432: angel food cake is very vanilla of a choice
hamraffle: I can't stand the texture of angel food cake. Noooooo
e_bloc: my ex makes a cardamom-bundt cake that is the best
lochnessseammonster: true
theambivalentagender: @DiscordianTokkan Do you also like raisin bran
Scy_Anide: I have key lime pie right now
e_bloc: cheesecake is the nuts though
MrPipboy3000: pie is the superior dessert
Vonbane: what about cake by the ocean?
OminouslyOminous: Frosting is bad
Athelgar: Coffee cake = best cake
MrPipboy3000: Lemon pie for the win
lamina5432: ben is preaching
rosesmcgee: I'm not taking my culinary advice from a statistical outlier
itira: LOL
e_bloc: is banana bread cake
jchinnock: can I ban him Adam?
theambivalentagender: I'm a weirdo, I love a crappy funfetti cake
ContingentCat: Yes, strawberry rhubarb is the best pie
Mr_Horrible: sounds like a real rube-barb take sinuuSmug
Mai_Andra: "strawberry rhubarb pie -> straight into the garbage" Kobe!
quasi79fu: there is banana cake tho
quasi79fu: muffins can be cake
SnackPak_: banana bread is cake
OminouslyOminous: quick bread is different than cake
itira: theyre small cakes
DiscordianTokkan: @theambivalentagender Raisin Bran is like, more sugar than most things, lol
e_bloc: marphS
Pharmacistjudge: The best cake is the cake in front of you
MrPipboy3000: muffins are unfrosted cupcakes
omdorastrix: Cup Cake?
hamraffle: Banana bread is cake that goes in the toaster
YFiddler: seabatUseless
spethycakes: I'm a big fan of cakes, personally
Vonbane: is a twinkie cake?
MacbethSeemsSus: "He said the quiet part out loud"
Mr_Horrible: then it's not a hypothetical it's just a BIT kanagoCease
itira: get wrecked
ghyllnox: LUL
BusTed: got his ass
SnackPak_: gottem
theambivalentagender: Sponge cake
quasi79fu: its a snack cake
spethycakes: lrrLUL
betweenmyself: Adam Savidan: Noted Loaf
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
theambivalentagender: A twinkie is literally sponge cake right?
jchinnock: first base
BluTGI: @theambivalentagender can I use it in the shower?
itira: wot
spethycakes: yes
ContingentCat: It's a cake it's just a trash tier one
quasi79fu: no
itira: LUL
couchboyj: Crab cakes are the real best cake, screw desserts
YFiddler: but marblecake is a loaf too
MrPipboy3000: what about a swiss cake roll?
theambivalentagender: @BluTGI I mean, technically yeah
quasi79fu: cinnamon bun and honey bun isnt cake
Mr_Horrible: ???
SnackPak_: buns are cake
quasi79fu: Tiramisu is cake
Vonbane: +1 crab cakes
Sapphic_Shenanigans: @couchboyj I like the way you think
Mr_Horrible: is bro thinking of *flan*?
Mr_Horrible: ????
Awaiko: tiramisu is absolutely a cake
BusTed: full circle
WokenClick: Thank you Adam, I was doing the same haha
I_Am_Clockwork: "Lars Lars pants on fars"
spethycakes: I remember this epiphany
quasi79fu: Tap E ee ohh kahh
e_bloc: fair misunderstanding
theambivalentagender: Today?
Strebenherz: be free of cringe
Mr_Horrible: I know he's 90% bait by volume and I still bite sinuuNotlikethis
spethycakes: a stream-of-consciousness
Mystaira: LMAO
lochnessseammonster: that's what this stream is for PrideLaugh
theambivalentagender: LUL LUL
quasi79fu: oh i know this..Why do i know what kind of owl..James is
YFiddler: seabatUseless
spethycakes: is Caio pronounced like seabatUseless ?
LostThePirate: Let Adam have some fucking whimsy lol
betweenmyself: got Jame’s eyes and everything riffGasp
SnackPak_: thats what James sounds like
Mr_Horrible: "James Turner you're talking!" would make a good quote
jchinnock: this is what James sounds like in person
BluTGI: Bird talking? Welp, this is going to make therapy tomorrow more Interesting.
Pharmacistjudge: i’m surprised James doesn’t have#
DylPage: So what about parrots?
betweenmyself: *James’s
quasi79fu: wait is this the Owl from LEgend of zelda ocarina of time
Saintnex: @jchinnock turns out James has been using a voice altering device all along
quasi79fu: The Birbs
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Go Birds!
Mr_Horrible: go birds
BluTGI: Only Birds.
Dog_of_Myth: Go Birds
spethycakes: go birds!
Saintnex: oh, Caio is probably some other animal species :p
ContingentCat: Yay Allies~
e_bloc: big strongbad vibes
quasi79fu: chasnisfev
BluTGI: Bird slurs.
Lysander_salamander: baaramewe
MAPBoardgames: BaaRamEwe!
lochnessseammonster: i love strongbird PrideLaugh
0x6772: Why can't you tell these birds this?
0x6772: You're, like, a *bird*.
quasi79fu: Lakeee
quasi79fu: calll me on the glove
ContingentCat: Lake!
MacbethSeemsSus: "So don't take this personally James, could you go back to being silent?"
jchinnock: Power Glove!
catcard: oof
Lysander_salamander: nice
quasi79fu: we found death
YFiddler: riPepperonis
IanAllenBird: yep
spethycakes: o7
Strebenherz: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
ContingentCat: o7
quasi79fu: what was that?
GasCityGaming: that's just fast travel right there :P
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
I_Am_Clockwork: good and normal bird sounds
johnnylongtorso: sounded like Axl Rose
Mr_Horrible: klaatu... verrata... *achew*~
ACluelessBull: that sounds very... bird
BusTed: seems to be in pursuit
BluTGI: Cougars hanging out by the lake?
Mr_Horrible: you do WHAT to the lake area in Elden Ring???
omdorastrix: Taylor?
quasi79fu: that birbs neck is bork
ContingentCat: @BluTGI Hope so lol
Lysander_salamander: is that a nightjar of some sort?
mulligan2six: Only vaguely so
jchinnock: this one is quiet
Mr_Horrible: wow, yup, I did forget!
Vonbane: ah the yellow bellied dick bird
Lysander_salamander: dang that's some loud gravel
quasi79fu: jesus birb
jchinnock: oh it’s me!
YFiddler: rude
MacbethSeemsSus: "That's our word!"
BluTGI: Called it. It's bird slurs.
BrowneePointz: oh this bird is from Jersey
quasi79fu: oh wow
Strebenherz: XD
quasi79fu: rude
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
lochnessseammonster: i almost spit my tea PrideLaugh
SnackPak_: wow James
SymphonySolstice: average starling behavior
ghyllnox: Careful, some people are into that
ContingentCat: Lol it's a slur
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
BusTed: good job
spethycakes: seabatClap
Mai_Andra: oh... I had not been looking at the screen... lrrSPOOP
betweenmyself: some birbs are fucking assholes, kinda like humans
Lysander_salamander: Oh, is it like that weird short story about the guy that overhears a word and everyone hates it but won't explain what the word is?
jchinnock: I need to use “or I’ll shit in your mouth” at work more often
Mr_Horrible: Sir yes Sir!
IanAllenBird: Noooo
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
ContingentCat: Wow
quasi79fu: cardinal
brainbosh: Its a "cloaked figure" for sure
I_Am_Clockwork: its a pidgeion isn't it?
IanAllenBird: could be a pigeon
BluTGI: Sir, you have to tell me if you're a bird! Bird law!
I_Am_Clockwork: I can see the eye on the side of the head
Vonbane: rats with wings
empyreon: flyin rat looking mf
Mr_Horrible: now *that's* a quote
spethycakes: lrrWOW
YFiddler: what?
itira: lol
lochnessseammonster: they're considered dicks
RatherLargeToad: Bah Ram Ewe
e_bloc: stream of conciousness is good
Mr_Horrible: a little bird-brained, perhaps sinuuSmug
Vonbane: do australian
r10pez10: australian dolphin
empyreon: lrrLUL
jchinnock: birds are awesome
I_Am_Clockwork: the soviet solution :C
RatherLargeToad: I find this bird’s thought intriguing and I wish to subscribe to its newsletter
jchinnock: Cities
theambivalentagender: Are all birds russian in this universe
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
Lysander_salamander: Is he going to suggest... ah there it is
ghyllnox: LUL
Strebenherz: what
empyreon: hahahaha
RatherLargeToad: time to make a fursuit
Lysander_salamander: tarring and feathering yourself
Izandai: Are we gonna do featherface?
pimiento: yes, once
Dog_of_Myth: Birdsona
brainbosh: Yes, many birds in pants
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that certainly explains Donald Duck
betweenmyself: My culture is not your costume, good sir. pennyWhat
empyreon: lrrBartleby
Lysander_salamander: This seems like a bad idea
jchinnock: yeah get your pecker out …you know bird parts
BluTGI: Can't wait to hear what the ducks have to say.
I_Am_Clockwork: is... is our owl going to turn us into a bird?
Mai_Andra: can't we just wear leaves over our clothes?
Mr_Horrible: (Discard James Turner's plan.)
DrLigmaPhD: we nakey
theambivalentagender: This whole game feels like we're going through a series of fucked up fables
DrLigmaPhD: we leafy
DrLigmaPhD: we leafier
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
BluTGI: James Turner has asked us to strip naked?
korvys: Tony Hawk?
Saintnex: man we just keep getting bossed around by animals tn
RatherLargeToad: BiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirdMAN!
Izandai: No chance the birds don't hate you more for this.
Greendrag13: @BluTGI I just got here, but that's what I'm picking up
bbblehh: What are the birds watching
Mr_Horrible: I notice that both of these games have a theme of an animal making you repeat things back to them, in a defeated tone
YFiddler: what about the glove?
quasi79fu: are we becoming birb?
Mai_Andra: They did have the same developer.
YFiddler: is that not considered clothing?
jchinnock: it’s like Goldeneye
Izandai: I'm legitimately shocked this worked.
quasi79fu: we are crazy?
quasi79fu: MR rogers neighborhood
Sarah_Serinde: the neighbourhood, which includes the weird human
Mai_Andra: They look weirdly like leaves that are covering the trees that are surrounding us.
ContingentCat: Wait what stories?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this is the weirdest episode of Good Morning Moonbase I've seen so far
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Mr_Horrible: who can forget James's gyroscopic neck?
quasi79fu: we are on a mountain Ben
betweenmyself: since the feathers worked, onto step two: time to install your new cloaca riffYeti
Mr_Horrible: Ben don't say that
ContingentCat: I love that extending tube sound
quasi79fu: ok i like this birb
Izandai: Ah, here we go.
brainbosh: why has no one said anything about "better one human than 6"?
DrLigmaPhD: We're in beakface?????
BluTGI: He's negging us!
ContingentCat: Yes?
SnackPak_: oof
jchinnock: tell him you’ll shit in his mouth
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
BusTed: 😬
Izandai: Okay yeah that's better than what I said.
Saintnex: oh sheet
empyreon: in 2026? yikes.
ContingentCat: Ouch
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, it worked for him...
The_Timo: not until you learn the stair falling gag
MacbethSeemsSus: "I would like to apologize to all the birds out there"
ACluelessBull: crossr10Bongo
zeathean: Oh wait, that did not stop one of the previous prime ministers
quasi79fu: eat the worms
BluTGI: We gotta trick the conservative birds?!?
YFiddler: sure, why not?
Saintnex: oh no, we really are going full beakface O.o
Mr_Horrible: "They pay me in woims"
SnackPak_: yummy worms
MAPBoardgames: "Give me liberty and give me worms!"
Greendrag13: Animated spaghetti!
itira: lrrFRUMP
BusTed: gosthe2WormWord gosthe2WormWord gosthe2WormWord
theambivalentagender: Are we sure this owl isn't fucking with us
Twilight_Spark: lrrHERE
SkylerRingtail: We're getting bullied by James Turner.
LostThePirate: Ew
brainbosh: Guess I'll Eat Fried Worms
lochnessseammonster: hate that seabatApp
quasi79fu: im kinda not liking this.. uh oh
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Strebenherz: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
Saintnex: Im glad I ate before the stream :p
BluTGI: James Turner made Adam eat worms? That's what I heard.
Izandai: I hope this owl is just making us do awful shit because he hates us same as the rest of the birds and wants us to suffer.
betweenmyself: No birdy likes me, everybirdy hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms riffDuck
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure this is fine
Larkonus: Well, leeches.
jchinnock: spaghet!!
Vonbane: you would know if you ever fished lol
itira: they run on poop
Goombill: We're really just doing anything a random talking animal tells us to do tonight, eh?
BusTed: they are basically just a poop chute
BluTGI: @Goombill Men will do ANYTHING other than therapy.
bbblehh: Would you let James baby-bird gummy worms into your mouth yes or no
IanAllenBird: lmao
Twilight_Spark: Bunny hop next
quasi79fu: i think this bird watcher neeeds therapy
I_Am_Clockwork: no plz
Izandai: What about house centipedes?
MAPBoardgames: what about scary clown masks?
itira: I just dont like the way spiders move
YFiddler: sunglasses
Mystaira: I also don't like how they move.
zeathean: What about Lucas the spider?
Izandai: Dun dun DUN!
IanAllenBird: : O
quasi79fu: uhhhh
MilkInBags: "friend"
Mr_Horrible: what if they wore a mask to look like Trustworthy Patches?
itira: if they stay put, fine, we're cool
lochnessseammonster: so rude
IanAllenBird: bad
Ferisar: not the laddy donglegs
itira: @Ferisar tqsSmug
Izandai: There's three species commonly referred to as daddy longlegs. One is a plant, and one is a spider.
Strebenherz: @Ferisar pfffft
quasi79fu: yay Great Tit
tehfewl: great tit
Vonbane: patches o'houlihan
tehfewl: patches from demon souls
Ferisar: in bloodborne
Mr_Horrible: in Bloodborne
The_Timo: bloodborne
Ferisar: yeah
Izandai: Bloodborne
Izandai: Yeah Patches is a spider in Bloodborne.
MilkInBags: adam designed bloodborne confirmed
silenceaux: doesn't wear a mask that's just how he be
Mr_Horrible: he pushes you off a cliff, as is his wont
jessicaengle: Hello
jchinnock: I can’t control the volume of my voice!
jessicaengle: Birbgame
quasi79fu: that was suspiciously easy?
MilkInBags: why is the owl eastern european
jessicaengle: James is Canadian I think
quasi79fu: why not?
Mai_Andra: wouldn't teeth be a bit of a giveaway that we are not a bird?
Vonbane: you can do dolphin
MilkInBags: false, you got 3 voices
lamina5432: you have 4 now
Mr_Horrible: honestly birds strike me as mostly Eastern European
jessicaengle: You can do Vince McMuffin
betweenmyself: @MilkInBags cause it would be weird if it sounded like a dolphin
MilkInBags: adam, eastern european, dolphin
Mr_Horrible: so this tracks
MacbethSeemsSus: I bet Caio is also a bird
OmegaPlatinum: Oh man. This game is wild
frameshifty: ol' Adam One-Voice
rosesmcgee: Just pretend the character Adam is voicing is also affecting a false eastern european accent
empyreon: robot test
Sarah_Serinde: you gotta
itira: its the rule Adam
Vonbane: part of the guy test
Mr_Horrible: like you ever seen a crow? 100% they sound like they grew up in Serbia
BusTed: if you don't you are an alien
e_bloc: lrrCrab
Ferisar: the tong god
ghyllnox: Then you're dead inside
silenceaux: It's how you find the imposter
BluTGI: Untested tongs? Dangerous!
jchinnock: same with triggering a drill when picking it up
I_Am_Clockwork: so are we just on team Ignore all the Birds now?
Twilight_Spark: Sorry, there is a single fox and it's the god of tongs.
betweenmyself: whatever happened to tong-whimsy?
InconsiderateHat: Oooo, Iheard a cardinal
Vonbane: dudes do it
I_Am_Clockwork: that's like the fifth bird we blew right past haha
Mr_Horrible: gotta make sure them tongs is tongin'
empyreon: if you don't do the click clack, you're a robot. Gotta make sure they still work!
BusTed: then why did you ask
Mai_Andra: It's just to get a feel for the tension of the springs...
pimiento: you gotta tong the tongs
The_Timo: Gotta check if they work
Saintnex: Dont worry Adam, I dont either
Twilight_Spark: Kind of limited remit, it just does tongs. No other gods.
MacbethSeemsSus: It reinforces the wards Adam
MilkInBags: dudes whimsyless
BluTGI: Ban him from the BBQ.
Isaac3567: Only for metal tongs though
Sarah_Serinde: at that point why even have tongs
jessicaengle: gotta clack the tongs
Lysander_salamander: maybe we can find that special rock
MAPBoardgames: Sisqo appears, takes them, and says "those tong ta-tong tong tongs."
jessicaengle: Quality control
gualdhar: I hate toxic masculinity, but if you dont test the tongs...
Mai_Andra: No hand? Luckily, we are bird.
OmegaPlatinum: It's not often I get to watch a let's nope of a game I've played but I'm happy about it (I won't spoil)
Mr_Horrible: Smooth sinuuSlam Flat sinuuSlam Rock! sinuuSlam
jessicaengle: It's also fun to pretend they're an alligator
jessicaengle: om nom nom
Lysander_salamander: that was a large bird
I_Am_Clockwork: Ummm was that a fucking pterodactly?
Lysander_salamander: mood
OmegaPlatinum: @gualdhar Nah, that's non-toxic masculinity.
ACluelessBull: moo
BluTGI: Gators don't have a power bill
Vonbane: my cousin used to want to be a helicopter when she grew up
MilkInBags: i wish i was a leopard
Ferisar: rhymes with paligator adam
MilkInBags: to eat faces
ContingentCat: I pretend because I can't turn into them for real
betweenmyself: don’t you just occasionally want to sit up to water up to your eyeballs and “be a log”?
jessicaengle: lrrLUL
kingandcommoner: I think it depends on whether you retain human intelligence
betweenmyself: *sit in water
YFiddler: what if it is an indoor alligator?
MilkInBags: did you watch the movie The Lobster
Twilight_Spark: Alligators just sit. Like for a very long time.
BluTGI: Eat food. Sun charge in sand. Sleep.
Ferisar: im chillin
lochnessseammonster: you underestimate how long i can lay in the sun doing nothing
jchinnock: an Alligator in Victoria BC would suck
Ferisar: i'm alligating
MacbethSeemsSus: Alligators get free dental (tiny birds)
bbblehh: Okay but what if Alligator Ben was a clone
Mai_Andra: You can always move to Florida and play with the local pedestrians.
Vonbane: king of the alligators
quasi79fu: i wannna be a raccooon
BluTGI: This feels like a furry debate.
MilkInBags: i dont think they can even flex their arms
quasi79fu: trash panda for life
Twilight_Spark: What if you were an animal, would you jerk off a clone of your animal self?
itira: LOL
Mr_Horrible: opposable thumbs are literally the defining factor, Ben
ContingentCat: Accessibility devices!
SnackPak_: benjamin
lochnessseammonster: GROW UP
BluTGI: T-Rex could!
MilkInBags: ben, if another animal can do that, we're fucked
Saintnex: Ben thinks hes a cartoon Aligator lol
ACluelessBull: time to get research funding to try to teach alligators to start fires with sticks
empyreon: no job, lounging in the water, sashimi every day?
kingandcommoner: I'm pretty sure the crocodile in Peter Pan did that
jchinnock: isn’t this a C plot of Frog Princess Disney movie?
public_key_reveal_party: I am not sure ben could do that as a human
Ferisar: you're an alligator
The_Timo: are you keeping your tastebuds>
Ferisar: you live in the water
Saintnex: Doggos get pets and belly rubs
empyreon: depends on the house, tbh
Mr_Horrible: swamp puppy v actual puppy
BluTGI: How cool would it be to be a Moose or a polar bear?
ContingentCat: Omg the content you could make as an animal with human intelligence
Vonbane: be an indoor bird. eat nuts, shit where you want, yell at the top of your lungs
Zulghinlour: "I'll eat your ass" - Bengineering
Mr_Horrible: "Alligator on the Coho"
Lysander_salamander: :D
Mai_Andra: this "Homeward Bound" remake took an unexpected turn...
theambivalentagender: Isn't Victoria kinda cold?
MilkInBags: ben wants to wait in a swamp with his mouth open for whatever comes around, got it
BluTGI: @ContingentCat MR Ed and his radio show
Ferisar: this anti-alligator slander is crazy
Strebenherz: Cheer200 just wanna say i appreciate these nonsense rambles because unlike most of the stinky internet these days, these rambles make me laugh. appreciate you two dorks.
empyreon: no thoughts, head empty
quasi79fu: but Adam..isnt being human being a animal?
MacbethSeemsSus: Alligator Ben brings fire to the gators, is prometheused
Twilight_Spark: Yeah I'm good for red panda. People love red pandas.
BusTed: a real animorph situation
SnackPak_: oh no
BluTGI: Hippos can sling poop. Classic move.
MilkInBags: twitch is basically like a zoo
theambivalentagender: does that include insects
bbblehh: Some people treat animals like they're people now TBH
ContingentCat: Yikes yeah
Mr_Horrible: me when I escape Samsara
jchinnock: imagine a Hippo that knows how to build a MtG deck?
betweenmyself: Hi, I’m ben the crocodile… Used to be a streamer
Ferisar: yeah dog
ContingentCat: My cat has watched me shower a lot
MilkInBags: i dont think reincarnation implies memory
Ferisar: im an alligator
BusTed: wallowing in mud does sound pretty chioce
Sarah_Serinde: I could do with fewer responsibilities
wholsometiger: Take endless naps?
theambivalentagender: Imagine getting reincarnated as a tiny little purse dog but knowing you were a human once
loufghyslaufey: Hey! I've seen those alligator shorts, mann!
ContingentCat: That sounds great
NorthstarTex: become cat, become the pampered
kingandcommoner: ONly in anime
ghyllnox: No?
loufghyslaufey: They just want to be left alone!
MilkInBags: you see what future the liberals want for all of us!? Kappa
bbblehh: @theambivalentagender No that's just how it works for them actually
ghyllnox: Yeah only in anime
Mystaira: Reincarnation does not mean you remember everything.
OmegaPlatinum: I mean you might have been reincarnated without the memories already
BluTGI: Red Panda > panda
empyreon: capybaraaaaa
loufghyslaufey: Wow. This Owl of James is creepy.
theambivalentagender: @NorthstarTex But then you get taken to the vet against your will and get a thermometer shoved up your butt
Mystaira: That's just a trope that manga has attached to reincarnation.
betweenmyself: I dunno, baby gators are pretty cool riffGator
theambivalentagender: Twitch asked me if I was sure I wanted to send that message
Ferisar: almost extinct because of who adam
ghyllnox: Pandas are getting got by habitat destruction, not predation
MilkInBags: ben you can just stream 24/7, it's the same as being an animal in a zoo
MrPipboy3000: Ben, you can just go to prison .. its the same thing
mulligan2six: Pandas biggest threat are their own stupidity
BusTed: people would come from all around to see you
Vonbane: they're almost extinct because they are so lazy they don't reproduce lol
Twilight_Spark: Streamer wants to be in a zoo yeah I mean.
ContingentCat: Professional care
Saintnex: hahaha
loufghyslaufey: So... Zoo-plomacy 101...!?
wholsometiger: Wasn't there a panalists question about this?
MacbethSeemsSus: If you're a Panda, you get knocked out occasionally to wake up and find your a parent
ghyllnox: Or a street dog somewhere
Jennie_Fuchsia: religious beliefs in reincarnation don’t maintain memories
BusTed: LUL
Greendrag13: booferDance housedog life is pretty great
ContingentCat: Very different
MilkInBags: i want to be a dog but i eat A&W every day
loufghyslaufey: Guys, guys! GUYS! James is still cold staring thru the screen...!!
ContingentCat: Zoo keepers don't get snuggles
Ferisar: the crooked zoo
BluTGI: What about one of those Orangutans who gets to see what people bring it?
jchinnock: oh so Ben wants to stay in a bougie zoo
SnackPak_: bougie zoo doesnt sound so bad
Vonbane: be a koala
0x6772: It'd rock if Caio just rolled up on them in the middle of this conversation.
adept_nekomancer: "You promised me dog or better!"
bbblehh: I think there's probably a better ratio of good to bad zoos than there is for good to bad pet owners
mulligan2six: Gimme mosquito and get it over with quick
BluTGI: @Vonbane High chance for STDs
loufghyslaufey: Well then, the Panda would never BE THERE. and then you'll never "...GOING THERE."
pimiento: they're not bears!
ghyllnox: Chlamidia
MacbethSeemsSus: Not bears
loufghyslaufey: We don't wanna know
MilkInBags: no not monkey
Dog_of_Myth: Not a bear
IanAllenBird: no
MrPipboy3000: Koalas are not bears
DiscordianTokkan: Simian are monkey
WokenClick: They're in the kangaroo family
empyreon: doped up clap factories LUL
Mystaira: sun bear is the smallest bear
MilkInBags: because english is fucking dumb
Twilight_Spark: Just samsara my ass into the next round of suffering keep it coming.
pimiento: cos you love being wrong
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Monkeys are primates, bro.
Dog_of_Myth: People are dumb
Kipstar: cos you are wrong
Ferisar: why do we call them fish
rosesmcgee: if not bear then why bear shaped?
bbblehh: Convergent evolution perhaps
MrPipboy3000: The same reason we call it cheese cake, we suck
MWGNZ: red pandas arent red or pandas
DiscordianTokkan: Marsupials = Pouch
loufghyslaufey: James, STOP THAT.
ContingentCat: Because words are dumb
DiscordianTokkan: Kangaroo
MilkInBags: some people also say ATM machine
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Capybaras are rodents, bro.
Khasi1596: capybaras are rodents, no?
betweenmyself: by that logic sea horses are horses riffThink
RelwinEJ: Why do we call it a pineapple when basically everyone else says anana?
RainyMint: Capybaras are also not marsupials LUL
Saintnex: UHHHH
Vonbane: i think you're being gaslit by this bird...
loufghyslaufey: Not the cursed owl- No! Don't!
loufghyslaufey: NO!
DiscordianTokkan: Nose is just a BEAK, JAMES
loufghyslaufey: Ow! What the DUCL!
BluTGI: Things have really taken a strange turn here James Turner
MacbethSeemsSus: Well this took a turn
gualdhar: wait the nose doesn't have a bone its just cartilage
ghyllnox: Y...yay
loufghyslaufey: Aw DUCK! DUCK! OWwww...!!
Saintnex: This is really horrific Beakface-ing
theambivalentagender: @gualdhar No there's like the little bone above the hole I guess
ContingentCat: At least we're committed to the beakface
Mr_Horrible: getting shot by Caio is looking better and better every minute
DrLigmaPhD: Had to step away has our beakface worsened?
theambivalentagender: @DrLigmaPhD Uh....
betweenmyself: @DrLigmaPhD James Turner just tore off our nose: with our permission
Saintnex: @DrLigmaPhD Our nose was ripped off to make space for beak
DrLigmaPhD: Sick, free rhinoplasty
BluTGI: Test them before he gets back!
DiscordianTokkan: Gonna need those for those non-bird teeth I bet
Lysander_salamander: will the tongs work in the cave?
Mr_Horrible: they were all built different (worse)
ContingentCat: The crows are here~~
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Barb4rian: Is James the real bad man? I feel like he doesn’t have our best interest in mind.
BusTed: weird bird
Lysander_salamander: another friend of James?
betweenmyself: Harvey Birdman! Ruuun riffScream
IanAllenBird: james' last friend I guess
ghyllnox: Oh, is that you
0x6772: Looks like a human-sized bird with a beakface
Mystaira: The last human that was here
gibbousm: future you?
MacbethSeemsSus: Former NBA player birdman?
DrLigmaPhD: That's Tom
TheMrFraser: is that james' last friend?
GasCityGaming: A messed up cassowary
ContingentCat: Sir!??
jessicaengle: lrrSPOOP
Mai_Andra: wait... defeated by stairs... but it can fly.
NimrodXIV: you may be hallucinating
TrivialEncounters: Did you nope out
YFiddler: seabatSEAL
Mr_Horrible: wonder if his name was Ciruzzo sinuuSmug
Lysander_salamander: what does friend say?
pimiento: they were just your neighbours. way to be unneighbourly
jessicaengle: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #2438: "Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
Twilight_Spark: Yes
Vonbane: correct
jchinnock: Titanic
quasi79fu: so why do we keeep listening to things that tell us to harm ourselves?
GasCityGaming: Adam you are correct
Mr_Horrible: that is the one,, but I didn't realize that was a dicaprio movie
MrPipboy3000: Yes, but it was Val Kilmer and David Thewlis
Scy_Anide: And when one of you is right...
DrLigmaPhD: @quasi79fu This could be a warning before opening like.... tiktok
pimiento: tequila worms
GasCityGaming: or is it like a fruit cocktail?
Mai_Andra: Yes, but that was not DiCaprio. It was David Thewlis, Val Kilmer and...the Godfather. Fairuza Balk was in it, and Temuera Morrison.
MacbethSeemsSus: Fermented apples with a worm on top
theambivalentagender: Are the worms alive?
quasi79fu: DO you ever just have random panic?
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Lysander_salamander: sort of like that tequila?
jchinnock: meat smoothie
lochnessseammonster: no way
itira: damn
snacksmuncher69: like shrimp cocktail. hopefully comes with sauce
quasi79fu: Im having random panic
MAPBoardgames: like shrimp cocktail
Vonbane: cuz they can't afford Doritos
BluTGI: All the cool birds are doing it!
ContingentCat: I'm ok not knowing that
DrLigmaPhD: Big Bird
itira: Big Bird
rosesmcgee: Bugs are a very efficient source of protein
pimiento: Steve Coolbird
OmegaPlatinum: Tweetie is *so* cool
0x6772: James Turner?
MrPipboy3000: Larry Bird?
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Toucan Sam
OmegaPlatinum: Foghorn Leghorn
quasi79fu: Darkwing Duck
on_and_awful: Cool Bird
YFiddler: penguins
MacbethSeemsSus: First beakface, now calling birds dumb. Adam's losing the bird vote in the election
Mr_Horrible: ferruginous hawk
OmegaPlatinum: Harvey Birdman
DrLigmaPhD: He's big and a bird Adam and he taught me important lessons
GasCityGaming: The Madagascar penguins
Mr_Horrible: the big ol frog-beaks
WokenClick: Chris "birdman" Anderson?
Chaotically_Random: Can you say that on Twitch?
BluTGI: Viva la birb revolution!
DrLigmaPhD: Are you just inhaling a natural gas leak?
Twilight_Spark: Freezing freedoms, 41 degrees Batman.
silenceaux: the coffin is a different one
betweenmyself: Human being goes to the forest, assumes the form of the inhabitants and fights off an invasion of other humans… This is the best remake of Ferngully ever (suck it, Avatar)
Vonbane: the joo-oose
DrLigmaPhD: Fireplace tongs
Chaotically_Random: Its a Pokemon that turns other pokemon into mummies
quasi79fu: aww man Ferngully and Toxxas the villain...
quasi79fu: Toxic Loveeeee
Mr_Horrible: they're not cooking tongs, but they're, like, fireplace or smith's tongs
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Cofagrigus
Cptasparagus: isnt that that italian brainrot thing, tong tong somethingorother
quasi79fu: scarevrow
bbblehh: Runegrigus is cool
MacbethSeemsSus: Didn't they write Edge's intro?
DrLigmaPhD: Coughalingus is my cousin
Chaotically_Random: Thats right Adam is too cool for Pokemon
mulligan2six: @Chaotically_Random You spelled old wrong
itira: go birds!
DrLigmaPhD: OnlyBirds when?
Saintnex: OnlyBirbs
tehfewl: Go Birds!
Twilight_Spark: Don't tell them about my OnlyBirds
Chaotically_Random: Hey, your never too old for the Pokemans
quasi79fu: but we arent birb
Greendrag13: Flappy Nationalism
betweenmyself: …. yay?
quasi79fu: we are insane human
PhuzNutz: And the worms
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we have much dignity anymore
Mystaira: @Sarah_Serinde It left with our nose
Greendrag13: ah, our good friend *checks notes* Coffee Greg Ass
quasi79fu: lol BEn
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
DrLigmaPhD: Literally before words
quasi79fu: its not only Egypt tho ben that had mummies
betweenmyself: as far back as Mummies Alive, at least
MacbethSeemsSus: It's a pretty Old Kingdom it turns out
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Clodsire is my favorite
Chaotically_Random: Monkidori
quasi79fu: the gay water duck?
MrSarkhan: scovillain
Twilight_Spark: Bread dog bread dog BREAD DOG
bbblehh: I think it's awesome that Adam's favorite is Lunatone
Dreamlettuce: Klawf.
adept_nekomancer: Lizard that's also a motorcycle?
wholsometiger: BREAD DOG
niccus: the moon is rock shaped like a moon
MWGNZ: girafarig
SunlightWarrior10: My perfect boy Falinks
SymphonySolstice: naclstack?
MacbethSeemsSus: I stopped after Gold/Silver so believe all these names
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It's a palindrome!
quasi79fu: yes phallus the pokemon
betweenmyself: Quackloaca? riffThink
Chaotically_Random: Goodra!!!
mulligan2six: hawlucha?
SunlightWarrior10: He got a TRAIN COSTUME for Pokémon Go
nicolebarbaraann: But falinks mega evolution
quasi79fu: i think Adam would like digimon more tho BEn
0x6772: Oh, like a phallanx.
Twilight_Spark: Is Maushold a single Pokemon?
theambivalentagender: @Twilight_Spark Yes
Twilight_Spark: I'm just saying, what happens if they get a Mausvorce?
betweenmyself: Hans the duckling, so sad riffDuck
andysoo89: @twilight_spark it becomes normal/ground Kappa
quasi79fu: omg
Mr_Horrible: Hans got around
Saintnex: just spread that ring Kappa
itira: dear me oh my
empyreon: lrrWOW
MacbethSeemsSus: It's called a cloaca
Vonbane: the eagles are coming!
nicolebarbaraann: I think Adam needs a nap
adept_nekomancer: Have you checked your cloaca? [skidap, badap...]
Saintnex: oh Ben
empyreon: MATH
DrLigmaPhD: Ben has learned counting!
ghyllnox: Counting!
MacbethSeemsSus: Bring in the Count
theambivalentagender: Counting with ben
Dog_of_Myth: There are FIVE birds
IanAllenBird: ope
omdorastrix: I walk away for 5 minutes with the stream muted and return to the word "Swallow" on the screen...
nicolebarbaraann: Have you ever read before
on_and_awful: Wait, can birds count? Is Ben not a bird?!
theambivalentagender: So what happens if you get all these birds to agree to help you, you head to the gate, and they all just don't show up
nicolebarbaraann: You don't like counting either apparently
Mr_Horrible: pretty good spotted woodpecker
Lysander_salamander: ?!
betweenmyself: Adam doesn’t *read* Choose Your Own Adventure books, but he can sound them out foe-net-ih-kuh-lee
IanAllenBird: what
quasi79fu: ok this birb neeeds help
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cheer69
IanAllenBird: oh ok
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Horrible: it makes sense that the woodpecker is tweaking out of its gourd
MrSarkhan: lrrWOW
theambivalentagender: Damn
Lysander_salamander: well, okay
itira: jfc
rosesmcgee: I don't consent
Sarah_Serinde: there it is
Lysander_salamander: why
empyreon: riffGasp
gibbousm: uh......wut
quasi79fu: ahahahahahahaa
MrSarkhan: LUL
YFiddler: lrrSPOOP
NorthstarTex: wut.
quasi79fu: OMG
OmegaPlatinum: YES THEY FOUND MY FAVORITE BIRD
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
DiscordianTokkan: cloaca
InconsiderateHat: They did warn us
pimiento: lrrJUDGECALL
Mr_Horrible: "Who taught you that word?"
Mystaira: I do like cats, yes.
OmegaPlatinum: this bird is *crazy*
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I mean, yes.
NimrodXIV: ever been sexually harassed by a bird?
eid010n: Great, the bird is a freak
DrLigmaPhD: In front of God and chat and everyone
itira: game???
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
Strebenherz: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
quasi79fu: wow
e_bloc: marphS
0x6772: So that warning was about *this* bird.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrWOW
quasi79fu: this birb
Barb4rian: Sir!
IanAllenBird: klmjkolmjn
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do we still have that bowl of oily Lego around?
Saintnex: Birb, Birb pls
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
YFiddler: this is your job
Dog_of_Myth: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Saintnex: This is a wendys
2 raiders from RavenHillbrookInc have joined!
Mr_Horrible: certified freak 7 days a week sinuuFreaker
itira: good chat
Cptasparagus: cloacas
jchinnock: this is a family stream
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have some cyberdrugs.
MacbethSeemsSus: Do you have to recruit that bird?
IanAllenBird: unclear whether you're getting help from that guy
nicolebarbaraann: Oh dear lmao
DrLigmaPhD: Pervert bird was a bigger jumpscare than the big freak bird
OmegaPlatinum: Oh that bird could have been *worse* with some of those dialogue choices. Good plan skipping through it
Kramburger: Family? THIS stream?
jchinnock: I didn’t say it was a wholesome family
Lysander_salamander: This is a horror show
quasi79fu: there is safety here?
bbblehh: Somehow I feel like this is still below average for LRR's mentions of cloaca
Lysander_salamander: they warn at the beginning
Kramburger: This busniness is like a family
rosesmcgee: the family that swears together cares together
quasi79fu: This is not the Addams family
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
Lysander_salamander: maybe we can open the gate in the caves with the tongs?
empyreon: fambly
rosesmcgee: Treat your employees like family. Exploit them.
RavenHillbrookInc: Hi. so is it the birds or the fish that are the problem?
Sarah_Serinde: yes
jchinnock: it does smell like an Olive Garden in the Moonbase
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @rosesmcgee I’m stealing that. need it on a cross-stitched pillow
quasi79fu: whenyou work here you are family..
BluTGI: Have we fully turned into a bird-man?
DiscordianTokkan: decimal system
Kramburger: Dewey's the library guy
MacbethSeemsSus: Duey do we?
Mr_Horrible: dewy ever
jchinnock: First Base
quasi79fu: Dewey from scary movie?
DrLigmaPhD: Scooby Dooby Doo?
Twilight_Spark: Do we know who's on second?
empyreon: am I smelling toast?
mulligan2six: Be more organized if he did
ghizmou: dewey from malco
nicolebarbaraann: Dewy whoy?
Hykin__: Luey? Huey?
quasi79fu: yum toast
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Dewey Decimalsystem is a terrible name for a drag king
betweenmyself: sometimes ya just gotta have a frank discussion with a bird about your shared adoration for the human form… No shame here riffYeti
Vonbane: when you're here, you're family
quasi79fu: weve joined the Mafia
Twilight_Spark: Why do they call it do we when we do in the stream voice do them chat write the voice?
NotCainNorAbel: @betweenmyself was that conversation not about cats?
BluTGI: Make them a bird offer they cannot refuse!
Saintnex: Im starting to think when you start this game, your computer just releases the fire smoke to cause hallucinations
OmegaPlatinum: It's only the backstory for the entire game :)
BluTGI: WELP
quasi79fu: does chat ever get afraid that adam will read your message and then ban or time you out? I dont know why but im scared of that tonight
MacbethSeemsSus: H O T T O G O
jchinnock: …this means somthing
IanAllenBird: something about hallucinations
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Morduuuuuu
quasi79fu: so question if there is a field of like hallucingenic flowers and you are on amountain above them and they catch fire would the smoke make you hallucinate?
OmegaPlatinum: "Iiiiiit's all your fault I screeeeeen my phone calls"
lochnessseammonster: i saw way too much of the sims last week PrideLaugh HahaSweat
BluTGI: I thought there would be more bird on bird violence.
theambivalentagender: @quasi79fu I mean, haven't there been stories of weed farms catching on fire?
Vonbane: nelson kept it on the down low
e_bloc: overnight sims is a stroke of genius
NotCainNorAbel: the fact that only one person fucked says something
brainbosh: If only once person fucked.....we call that something else right?
silenceaux: I wonder if (sim) Nelson knew
ContingentCat: Himself?
IanAllenBird: uh oh
hesterbyrde: I enjoyed that it was on for about thirty more minutes when I tuned in every morning and I always felt like that scene in Community where the guy comes back with pizza and everyone's gone crazy
MacbethSeemsSus: Beware Michael Keaton on the bridge
BluTGI: Cat called by a bird?
quasi79fu: oh nooo
quasi79fu: Mate mate mate
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOPY
IanAllenBird: kmjniklmjn
gibbousm: lrrFRUMP
Saintnex: ummmm, we dont have....
underhill33: lrrSPOOPY
ContingentCat: Um
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
BluTGI: kruzHUH
ContingentCat: We were saying about unexplored bottoms
YFiddler: seabatYIKES
Vonbane: no achievement for that?
theambivalentagender: Did James WATCH
jchinnock: this is how Koalas get Chlamydia
quasi79fu: do we walk funny now?
Mystaira: @theambivalentagender Of course he did
ReaperTitan152001: 🐑👈
Vonbane: Jaymes turner?
quasi79fu: A boys best friend is his mother right?
quasi79fu: uh oh
Saintnex: wuh oh
MacbethSeemsSus: Are we the baddy?
quasi79fu: oh no we are the bad guy
theambivalentagender: We've get lots of barn owls around here, it's cool to see them at night
Chronomos901: What are we fighting for, fellow birds?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the funny thing about owls is that they sound *exactly* like that one clip of an owl that always gets used
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
BluTGI: The lesson I've learned here is never get high on a mountain.
quasi79fu: if only we had a map
Strebenherz: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Could be worse, could be a potoo bird
theambivalentagender: Read? in a book?
Twilight_Spark: It's Jonathan Livingston seagull
theambivalentagender: Birds have books?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
Mystaira: You imagined doing things with another bird.
Cptasparagus: wicked sick
IanAllenBird: F
BluTGI: Aren't we in a relationship with that... other bird?
Mr_Horrible: Adam I need you to get James to say "He is a scoundrel!" in an Eastern European accent, somehhow
theambivalentagender: So if everything was a hallucination that didn't matter, what happened when we fucked the bird
Saintnex: @theambivalentagender Masterbation?
ghizmou: A bird suit for the dunk tank ?
0x6772: That just means "way through"
Strebenherz: @Saintnex Mastbirdation*
raulghoulia: when theres trouble you call DW
betweenmyself: Dark Souls shortcut
Greendrag13: Looking for the bonus bird? But you already foudn the bone-us bird!
quasi79fu: uhhhh
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
theambivalentagender: Weird egg
quasi79fu: skulll
Saintnex: oh thats weird
IanAllenBird: that's fine
Diabore: huh, weird
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: skyrim lives on
vetchable: twitch chat this is specifically for you. i want to catch a ppr live for the next one. what time do those usually start?
Lysander_salamander: ok
IanAllenBird: yeah ok
BluTGI: Caught in birdface
SnackPak_: i woulda cried
Saintnex: huh?
Lysander_salamander: does the birdguy have a soulpatch?
Saintnex: You refused to answer any of our questions Caio
MacbethSeemsSus: Have you tried "caw caw"
Mr_Horrible: "I guess I am"
NightValien28: wat
lochnessseammonster: you think i'm soft? you're right
niccus: @vetchable generally 10AM victoria time
BluTGI: Where is our bird army?
MacbethSeemsSus: Can i put you as a reference on my resume?
betweenmyself: “As your last wish you may ask any question you desire!” … Pass.
Mr_Horrible: FULL CIRCLE, BABY!
BusTed: haha
BluTGI: BIRD TOGETHER STRONG!
Strebenherz: benginRip
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOPY
SnackPak_: rad
gawag_: Good end?
Vonbane: winning
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
InconsiderateHat: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
ContingentCat: Yay?
pimiento: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
quasi79fu: thanks for stream Ben and Adam..This was amazing..Gnight chat..Hope you all have great night
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
lamina5432: lrrBartleby
shushu2539: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Strebenherz: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
gibbousm: ART
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
Lysander_salamander: sure why not?
brainbosh: perfect timing
BluTGI: This is starting to feel like bird propaganda
Sapphic_Shenanigans: FBtouchdown
Mystaira: And then it laid an egg.
Twilight_Spark: Lol
BusTed: FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Diabore: ROLL CREDITS
tehfewl: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Mr_Horrible: "eh I fucked a celebrity!" - Hoopoe
lamina5432: I mean the writing in these wasn't terrible
Vonbane: so you're a trans bird?
gibbousm: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCHKN
MacbethSeemsSus: Arise, Darth Birb
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Lysander_salamander: yay
betweenmyself: Go Birbs? pennyWhat
ghyllnox: Perfect timing
Strebenherz: That was fuckin wild
Mr_Horrible: I was wondering if you guys were gonna do this
e_bloc: oh hell yeah
Rhynerd: Human-fucker bird must be so disappointed.
lamina5432: the streamer one
Sarah_Serinde: oh this one, yes
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
DoctorHutch subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 102 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DoctorHutch! (Today's storm count: 18)
Diabore: easy to do jump scares
Isaac3567: Cuz FNAF
Mr_Horrible: this one's a little more tongue-in-cheek with it
brainbosh: Cause everyone has had those jobs
Lysander_salamander: good to check
Veshnikard: isn't that co=op?
InconsiderateHat: Horror in the mundane is best horror
LPS_97: funny you say that, humble's burger farm got a multiplayer sequel
Mr_Horrible: so you can go "oh no~~~~ don't *CHASE* me~~~"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: weird, I look behind to see if there IS one
Mr_Horrible: right?
Mai_Andra: That's a car...
MacbethSeemsSus: "you left your phone at work"
CrypticKablam: omg that's scary
shushu2539: it's the perfect type of game to enjoy with your clone
SnackPak_: a
itira: a-
GrathXVI: Time flies when you speedrun Loan Shark
Strebenherz: !patreon
LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
CrypticKablam: ah.
gawag_: Dont fuck any birds on the way home chat
e_bloc: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Strebenherz: !store
LRRbot: The LoadingReadyRun store has new merch! Pride tees have a new trans variant, and Jobby the Jublin has FINALLY arrived! Check it out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy one?
IanAllenBird: o7
Strebenherz: @gawag_ Can't tell me what to do benginFine
lamina5432: gnight
nicolebarbaraann: Good job bird boys
e_bloc: ltr/hob draft I think
shendaras: seabatClap
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby book
hesterbyrde: Yay more book!
gawag_: Dang, I got to catch up with Adams books
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
hesterbyrde: Book is a very fun time.
Kaaannaaa: young wolf 4eva
lochnessseammonster: yes PrideLaugh
SunlightWarrior10: Big fan of book! My go to comfort playlist
lochnessseammonster: adam, some of us are completionists
Mr_Horrible: I look at them just to see how far most people play
Sapphic_Shenanigans: And a remaster
Mr_Horrible: like only about 60% of user played through the first hour of Grime
lochnessseammonster: PridePog
Kramburger: Yeah
Mr_Horrible: it is happening, yes
MacbethSeemsSus: Someone zombified Telltales
Rhynerd: Yeah it's happenin'
MAPBoardgames: The steam cheevo list tells you how many people who own a game actually play it.
silenceaux: This is why you have to look behind you when you're biking alone at night. So you see the Wolf Among Us sequels coming instead of getting blindsided.
lamina5432: head
Kramburger: Adam makes small children cry, we all remember
Rhynerd: decapitations
Rhynerd: bluebeard was there
MacbethSeemsSus: Mary
brainbosh: someone lost their head I think?
Kramburger: Bloody Mary
lochnessseammonster: was kind of a set up
Kramburger: Bluebeard gets his in the mainline fable comics
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
IanAllenBird: lrrHEART
shushu2539: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MacbethSeemsSus: Also don't forget about the desert bus poll!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
e_bloc: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads
lochnessseammonster: night all PrideUwu
snacksmuncher69: lrrSHINE
Strebenherz: benginFine benginFine benginFine benginFine
MAPBoardgames: I'm staying here. You'll find me in the VoD
ghyllnox: Siri delete ttv/lrr
Dog_of_Myth: IronmouseWah
lamina5432: gi
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
MAPBoardgames: Bye! lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: Thanks boys lrrHEART
Rhynerd: have a good one!
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
chaos5896: lrrSHINE