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Wiliart:
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ShaneLeeAtk:
CobaltShuriken: drafting hobbitses you say?
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iris_of_ether: Drafting Hobbit was my nickname in engineering school. (It was not)
TXC2: and now I play the game of will i finish MY arena game before stream starts?
TXC2: (the answer is no, 'cause Opp is mono blue)
iris_of_ether: oh no
CobaltShuriken: @TXC2 the answer could be yes if you surrender at 0:01 on the stream countdown
TXC2: CobaltShuriken yes, but I need to win
CobaltShuriken: oh for sure, but just know you have a big red button
Flyingdelorion: GL @TXC2
TXC2: Flyingdelorion thanks
TXC2: Here we GO!
Flyingdelorion: Which format btw @TXC2
iris_of_ether:
TXC2: Flyingdelorion brawl
Redbassist:
CobaltShuriken: ooga booga!
TXC2: hello Cori and James
Thadrin46: WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE
Mai_Andra: blarg?
shushu2539:
hi 
bytecaster: Happy Holidays!
Vonbane: Aloha
Flyingdelorion: Ooga booga James and Cori!
TXC2: when's Domtember?
CobaltShuriken: the streamers are in bloom
petey_vonwho: Happy Halloween eve!
ArdCollider: hi bob
bytecaster: Hi Marcus!
jadielady: hey y'all
CobaltShuriken: oh my
Jogela: @TXC2 Next fast and fanuary
iris_of_ether:
TXC2:
Jogela 
TXC2: !patreon
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public_key_reveal_party: 10,000 years
CobaltShuriken: OMG15?!
iris_of_ether:
TXC2: 15!!! good lord
Flyingdelorion: Wow
TheLadyMakai: Nice!
MWGNZ:
CobaltShuriken: truly a benevolent Kingdom of Cards ™️
Wiliart: Everything? Or everything magic related?
TXC2:
I did not win my game 
TXC2: !dragonshield
CobaltShuriken:
@TXC2 
bytecaster: Free dragonshields for everyone in chat!
Flyingdelorion: Sorry to hear @TXC2 What were you playing?
Mindfire13: There are probably people watching this stream who are younger than the Card Kingdom sponsorship
iris_of_ether: You can even make your own card backs
CobaltShuriken: oh
bytecaster: We are the worst
TheLadyMakai: We are
TXC2: Flyingdelorion Tssgan
TXC2: *tsagan
shushu2539:
bytecaster: Subtillion
BrowneePointz: I just mostly sat in chat making goofs
wedge_x: just a tight millibilli
TXC2: !patreon
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Goofs, in this chat? Surely not?!?
petey_vonwho: Chaos draft!
drrek0: Its chaos draft
BrowneePointz: It's uhhhh
BrowneePointz: well it's a draft format
TXC2: becuase of subathon, I've played about 5 drafts of hobbit
BrowneePointz: TMNT it is not
TheLadyMakai: Yeah isn't it chaos draft?
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 ooh spicy! Hopefully you had fun despite the loss
draftsynthesis: It's like totally fine to draft a couple of times but not much more than that
TXC2:
Flyingdelorion I did not, counter spells suck
hat_hair: Oh they fixed the description
hat_hair: It said "From Standard sets" earlier today
219 raiders from TrishaHershberger have joined!
bytecaster: No, hobbit, only mixies
TXC2: hello Raiders!
TrishaHershberger:
I love the MtG Hobbit cards 
CPfalken:
brownbandit8: what games is this
brownbandit8: ok
bytecaster: My boy Sarulf!
hi_im_emily: farewolf
iris_of_ether: Oooh
Flyingdelorion: I agree about the counterspells @TXC2 Most of the times I see blue and or blue/white I immediately scoop!
TXC2: Flyingdelorion a Wise move
bytecaster: What if wolf but also board clear!
TheLadyMakai: *dodges as an azorius mage*
bytecaster: We can just jund em out!
hi_im_emily: sarulf is basically the world's best pernicious deed
roastbeefsandwitch: wait, LENS OF CLARITY?!?
roastbeefsandwitch: The extreme draft chaff thing from Khans?
bytecaster: We have a wolf, and wolfs love to bite down I hear
bytecaster: If I was turned into a monkey at instant speed, I would be startled.
iris_of_ether:
bytecaster: Dead Weight is removal
Flyingdelorion: I am currently trying Pioneer with selesny angels but I have tough luck...
bytecaster: Ikoria!
TXC2: Daggerback basilisk to the tune of hollar back girl
Flyingdelorion: Anyway, this uberchaosdraft is very interesting...
bytecaster: Oog Oog
Wiliart: Ook Ook!
BrowneePointz: anthology?
thesamu_1: pioneer masters?
bytecaster: Pioneer anthology
bytecaster: Wolf and bear, they are best friends!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh, you could Roadhouse someone!
roastbeefsandwitch: artifact Bear and artifact Greater Mimic are both decent at their job
iris_of_ether: Kaldheim does rule
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iris_of_ether: I need more black white angels for a valkyrie deck
bytecaster: How will we know it is Willbender without the lens?!
Diabore: lol, lmao
Kid_Amn: No, but lots of people on Ebay managed to by the looks of it
hat_hair: Oh I forgot that was even happening
lightfut: Sure didn't
couchboyj: I am disappointed but not surprised that it sold at at $20 for 7 random cards
bytecaster: #blamejames
BrowneePointz: they had to like pause the queue or something
TXC2: there's been a murder!
flouncy_magooo: Wow, the lore of the Hobbit set is more complex than I thought
couchboyj: Murder was the card that they gave me
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Diabore: anywhere counts battlefield
TXC2: Drider might wheel
Feriority: What is this draft format? Is it a cube?
bytecaster: @Feriority Mega chaos draft
Shadowsoflife: menace and reach?
TXC2: Feriority it's "mixed up" draft
flouncy_magooo: @Feriority The Hobbit, it's right in the title
GhostValv: it's a big mix
thesamu_1: what's the price for participating in this draft?
roastbeefsandwitch: Brawler's fun, but out of color
Diabore: @thesamu_1 id be surprised if it wasnt regular priced
Feriority: I love that panda. I mean it's obviously not the pick but it's great.
bytecaster: Quick, pivot to energy!
TXC2: Ratatabrik might be a splash
Mai_Andra: Chaos to the power of Chaos
thesamu_1: @Diabore i would also be, but a man can dream
bytecaster: So how many clerics do we have?
bytecaster: Is Sarulf a cleric by chance?
TXC2: "I need the most chaotic draft you have.....no that's too chaotic".
loudersmith: drafting with you guys! gonna have it in another tab so i'm not stream sniping but have fun!
bytecaster: Now we can jund'em out
Diabore: @thesamu_1 yeah looks like regular premier pricing, it is non phantom though
TXC2: loudersmith good luck
freyjaviking94: What drafting format is this?
roastbeefsandwitch: I've rewatched your Winston draft with Chaos packs a few times. That's some great entertainment, wouldn't mind seeing more.
bytecaster: I feel like James is biased toward elk and meese
TXC2: freyjaviking94 the "mixed up" draft
BrowneePointz: dang we got cut in pack 2
bytecaster: Lets get some big jund rare!
Kid_Amn: this is one of the draft decks of all time
emilevitt: no rattin out?
emilevitt:
Diabore: slam
GhostValv:
card draw 
bytecaster: What if someone else picked the lens for our morph though?!
Shadowsoflife: soulmender, fun life gain
dolphgrim: Who out there driving their skin taxi? 🫤
Feriority: There's a lot of flyer hate in this "format"
bytecaster: Could Sarulf have led us astray?
TXC2: bytecaster no, it's the rest of the pod who are wrong
bytecaster: @TXC2 *nods*
hat_hair: Creatures and Removal is a pretty fine strategy
Feriority: For double chaos creatures and removal seems great, it's hard to have a cohesive strategy
GhostValv: golgarbage
Shadowsoflife: OOH overrun
Kid_Amn: the helm is at least a 4/4 menace for 5
Feriority: I remember wail being really good but there's probably fewer 1/1s in this?
TXC2: ARENA!
Shadowsoflife: game
bytecaster: Noooo, they took our dog!
Kid_Amn: ope, well, time to file for reimbursement
couchboyj: Small indy company. Works for tips!
Diabore: no shot they took down the draft right?
ArdCollider: cooompensaaaation
TXC2:
some day WotC might buy a new server, but it's not this day
ArdCollider: clap clap clapclapclap
GhostValv: Magic: the Gathering
bytecaster: Magic The Gathering: A Deckmaster Game: Arena
couchboyj: A Digital Client for a Richard Garfield Deckmaster Game
dolphgrim: This is part of the draft. A battle of constitutional and determination
Cutriss: First Zeta now this!
Diabore: yeah, thats my concern, maybe there was something wrong with the implementation
dolphgrim: We lost. 😭
shushu2539:
bytecaster: As long as we get to keep Sarulf, we are gonna be fine
dolphgrim: We're all playing Mahjong now, James. Youve been away for too long.
TXC2: yes Mahjong is a strange game, also there's anime tiddie
loudersmith: ended up with a UB equipment deck, maybe I'll see you in the queue!
Diabore: id probably cut blossom dryad or a land
Diabore: nevermind you made a cut already
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Diabore: garruk is green black
Twilight_Spark: Fleens? You're not FLEENS. Make me a pizza!
bytecaster: It's a fleem kinda day
couchboyj: Grolnok and Fleem would get along I think
dolphgrim: What about ball? 🥺
dolphgrim: 😭😭😭
couchboyj: Frog is ball adjacent
dolphgrim: I miss ball
Spades_Slicc: BAll is life
dolphgrim: @couchboyj That's true. I didn't think of this. 🤔
iris_of_ether:
shushu2539:
suzumevjakku: there's the froggy
TXC2:
I have the fluffy white dog we got like 6 years ago and have never changed it
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TXC2:
and I don't even like dogs
Diabore: probably broke
Diabore: just take the 3
GhostValv: that seems broken. I'm not seeing Amy's with that.
Diabore: or that
TXC2: remember when Red had small creatures?
idontgetmyrealname: i haven;'t looked at the events this week, is this a cube thing?
TXC2: idontgetmyrealname more of a chaos draft
couchboyj: Its basically a chaos draft I think?
Diabore: hooty!
TXC2: chaos, but the packs themselves are also randomized
couchboyj: Hoots McGoots!
bytecaster: oog oog
loudersmith: a lot more older sets than I thought there'd be. I thought it was just going to be cube with current standard
Diabore: our trash!
Spades_Slicc: Wow, thanks autotapper, now OP knows we don't have a quad B cost card
Spades_Slicc:
TalpTheScot: i read 'civic gardener' as Clive Gardener' and wondered what UB product clive was from
Diabore: we have the pressure, if they want to do things they cant counter
bytecaster: Everybody is grieving ball, but I am grieving arrow
TXC2: TalpTheScot maybe he's the rival to gardening with Greg?
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Diabore: poor op
bytecaster: #skillissue opponent
TalpTheScot: @TXC2 c'fut UB when
Mangledpixel: boop
BrowneePointz: fleem says "drown me plz so I can't inflict my horrid existence on anyone ever again"
TXC2:
bytecaster 
vs 
Spades_Slicc: QWERPline UB when?
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Chronomos901: streamers have been properly scrungled
Mangledpixel:
TXC2: indeed so good
iris_of_ether: It's very good
GhostValv: can confirm is good
BrowneePointz: speaking of yall ready the Reality Fracture story
Mangledpixel: I know all your arms very well now
BrowneePointz: it's being done by friend of LRR Alison Lurhs
BrowneePointz: Luhrs*
BrowneePointz: read* jesus I can't type today
EvilBadman: Filiming updates every 10 years seems to be the standard
TXC2: Mangled "arm knower" Pixel
iris_of_ether: I enjoyed the scene recreations
BrowneePointz: no one writes Jace like her
BrowneePointz: *no one*
TXC2:
when's Okioki getting an Intro? or are Adam hosted shows not allowed them?
Mai_Andra: no more Crab Kathleen rising up menacingly behind Ian and Beej?
GhostValv: lots of good character work in the story
TXC2: Mai_Andra Crableen
Diabore: good ol hooty man
Diabore: no hooty man!
Diabore: now we're dead
BrowneePointz: nah
BrowneePointz: probably like a Vole
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: are ya winning kids .jpg
Chronomos901: bird. they cann store air in their bones
iris_of_ether: Oh yeah, I finally pulled the Jimothy minis off my 3D printer
offbeatwitch: that card's busted but uhh also spoils didnt kill anyway
Shadowsoflife: WOW
iris_of_ether: Which should show you how behind I am on my hobbies
Shadowsoflife: with your two creature
MWGNZ: o7
TXC2:
AKROMA! is the name I had to go look up, too late now
TehAmelie: but it was good
Spades_Slicc: Turtant Meenage Needle Teetles
Feriority: Llanowar Visionary should have been named Elvish Elves
bytecaster: Why so grim, Haruspex?
Spades_Slicc: !card grim haru
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
TXC2: we hunt the week their 4/5?
Diabore: hunt the weak something with the drider, then bite down the concocter
bytecaster: Yeah, hunt the weak is for the weak creatures after all
bytecaster: We do get a blocker if we connect too!
bytecaster: Spooder
Diabore: is the rope stylized for all boards now?
Diabore: the rope just now was an ooze trail
Sogheim: oh hey sweet Gitrog and Thalia pet
couchboyj: It came in like a wrecking beast
Diabore: yeah you win
couchboyj: They are super dead
Spades_Slicc: Famously, math is for blocks
loudersmith: Math is for Over-Hiders
TXC2: Diabore that might be a graphics setting, mine is still the same blue/ orange it's always
TXC2: *been
Mr_Horrible: if you do math with overrun it actually does 2 less damage
BrowneePointz: James wants to play Mardu Tokens, and ONLY Mardu Tokens
BrowneePointz: forever
EvilBadman: "Oh just some guy named Gavin"
BrowneePointz: best thing you can do is look up events, or ask wheeler/nelly
GhostValv:
it's always foundations 
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bytecaster: But is the octopus worth fighting?
Feriority: I think you can bite down, untap a land, elk?
bytecaster: Imagine being a nice drake minding your own business and then you get a felling blown by a mandrill
bytecaster: Oh, sorry, by a dryad
Spades_Slicc: did anyone tell James about his typo in the going live skeet (bluesky post)?
bytecaster: Vintage stun
BrowneePointz: Cori is good at the words
Spades_Slicc: need a space between the bear emoji and the url
BrowneePointz: you dare say Cori not words goods!? One million years dungeon
couchboyj: You could, in theory, draft a hobbit, if one were to appear in the draft? If UB can even appear in this?
Spades_Slicc: very well, i million years dungeon for me
Chronomos901: but they have a right to bear urls!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
EvilBadman: If you do a url and it makes the link card you can delete it anways (not that this would have fixed this one)
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and James
BrowneePointz: The Hyperbaric Chat Chamber. the plus side, once you come out you'll have a cool Toriyama hairdo. the downside, if you're a woman you'll lose all characterization.
Diabore: booty nips nooo!
BrowneePointz: Rivals
BrowneePointz: of Ixalan
Diabore: rixalan
BrowneePointz: Ixalan was Ship's Wheel
BrowneePointz: Rivals was Orazca Arches
BrowneePointz: Wait until next year Cori
BrowneePointz: Ikoria coming back
BrowneePointz: MORE Nightmare Squirrels!
bytecaster: More sets, in this economy?
BrowneePointz: Ikoria AND Kamigawa? In MY sandwich!?
couchboyj: The card hose will spray until moral improves
bytecaster: We are getting a lot of value out of those apes
shushu2539: hoping for a new Bloomburrow set, forest creatures are very cute
BrowneePointz: honestly, I'm SHOCKED it's September and we know NONE of the UB sets next year
BrowneePointz: i'm still banking on a surprise Warcraft UB set next week at Blizzcon
BrowneePointz: Oh I mean mostly it's weird cuz they announce the slate early in the year for distributors etc
BrowneePointz: so this is just a pattern change and as an oldhead it's got me goin "huh...weird"
loufghyslaufey: Oh, Cube?
Thadrin46: Give me the underwater set already.
TehAmelie:
my opponent keeps playing spells and lands
BrowneePointz: Nauctis looks SO COOL @Thadrin46
couchboyj: Weird that they've had the in universe stuff announced this long but haven't announced any of the UB yet. But I'm enjoying the refrain, personally.
BrowneePointz: I'm I gonna steal a bunch of Nauctis ideas for my D&D homebrew setting? Hell yes
bytecaster: Dog!
BrowneePointz: Am*
loufghyslaufey: The client dares thee to Overrun...
bytecaster: Sarulf too powerful
BrowneePointz: Sarulf is very dead
BrowneePointz: as is Toski and Koma
TehAmelie: aw, and they just gave up. i thought you were in trouble
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz This is information I didn't want to learn
Thadrin46: The UB will likely be Xmen and another marvel set. I will continue to ignore those sets.
GhostValv:
couchboyj: The system is down
loufghyslaufey: Don't! Both of you! Sorry, but... they've played way TOO MUCH Dracula on the radio...!!
TehAmelie: i'll be honest, i do not follow most of this game y'all are playing
BrowneePointz: DS9 my beloved
couchboyj: Strange New Worlds has been good and I really enjoyed Lower Decks
50keyz: yeeeee voyager was my weekly watch with my mom too!
BrowneePointz: You would LOVE ds9 James
Mr_Horrible:
I bet if they added more Walk 'n Talk to Star Trek, James would be more interested 
loufghyslaufey:
I thought they were bobbing their heads to 
"Dracula"
couchboyj: DS9 is a comfort show for me
TehAmelie: Lower Decks is my favorite Star Trek
bytecaster: I have no way to know this
BrowneePointz: Huh, you know, interesting question
Vinewood_OG: DS9 is the best series. Slow start, but when it gets going, buckle up.
couchboyj: DS9 is still great imo, but it is 90s Trek, which means it takes most of season 1 to find its footing.
iris_of_ether: I was a new viewer of that one in like 2015 and it was dece
BrowneePointz: I just think it's a good Serialized Drama that turns into a War Drama
loufghyslaufey: Do it, James! Go tell off Wiggins that TNG is "mid", but for no apparent reason...!?
drewm1022:
Bah, DS9 is knock off Babylon 5.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I watched DS9 through for the first time in 2021 and it was really really good, after only catching a handful of episodes back when it was airing
TransbianDia: DS9 still holds up IMO, same with Babylon 5
rosesmcgee: DS9 is great if you know a bit about TNG era trek and are interested
iris_of_ether: And yeah you have to get through the first few seasons
Thadrin46: I preferred B5
Vinewood_OG: @drewm1022 "Hello, old friend."
Vinewood_OG: B5 only gets more relevant
drewm1022: @Vinewood_OG "What do you want?"
rosesmcgee: Also The Orville ended up being one of the best Trek series
TehAmelie: like spare me Picard telling us about human rights, tell me about the holodeck biofiler cleaning crew
Spades_Slicc: oooh the misclick
loufghyslaufey: You only dealt 2 power
Thadrin46: B5 season 1 rewards a rewatch. So much foreshadowing (literally)
drewm1022:
I'm mostly kidding, DS9 is good, but B5 is better.
TehAmelie: biofilter
couchboyj: I'm not a huge fan of the Bjoran religion stuff, but it did give us Kai Winn, the greatest villian ever put to screen
TransbianDia: DS9 is more serial vs the previous episodic trek
drewm1022: Orville is also good.
drewm1022: Babylon 5 just started a youtube channel with full episodes, which is kinda cool.
couchboyj: Season 2 of Silo wasn't as good as 1, but season 3 has been quite good. Widow's Bay on Apple is also a fun ride if you like comedy horror
TransbianDia: been binging Taskmaster here
Spades_Slicc: Daemons of the Shadow Realm is really good
Mr_Horrible: nothing's got room to breath
BrowneePointz: Oh yea that reminds me, since it's about that time, and a relevant new Canadian heritage Minute about it is coming soon, if you have Prime TV/Apple TV you should watch the Come From Away Pro Shot.(Musical about the Gander Plane People)
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lamina5432: the 2 year's between seasons kill me
Vinewood_OG: Scifi production cost debuff
TehAmelie: New Ted Lasso yasss
TransbianDia: apple TV produced things are generally very good, but the only *legal* way to watch them is apple tv
loufghyslaufey: Idk, Lasso got weird. Well, weirder after (coughs) the World Cup...
TransbianDia: eg. Murderbot was very good
EvilBadman: Ted Lasso and Shorsey are opposites of a weird coin
Mr_Horrible: Ted Lasso is an interesting show as a cultural artifact that I do not think I would enjoy watching
loufghyslaufey: I started to trust that Lasso guy alot less afterwards. Nah, idk. No. Not really.
TehAmelie: i feel like the reception of the show is exactly as underwhelming as women's sports. so much lack of enthusiasm
Vinewood_OG: For All Mankind went pretty far from it's core, but I still love it. Working on season 5 currently.
couchboyj: The series that shall not be named
loufghyslaufey: I'm fine hosing gainst Mister Lasso for the rest of the year...
TehAmelie: *underwhelming as the media's reporting of women's sports
BrowneePointz: Hey! MaRo just gave a tumblr post about that Wizard Series as a UB setting, and he very pointedly said "very unlikely" which is neat cuz Mark does NOT entertain UB speculation questions on Blogatog at ALL
BrowneePointz: which is nice
Mr_Horrible: you need your friends gifting each other cigarettes in Tomodachi Life, James
TransbianDia: holding out for the siwtch 2 oled
loufghyslaufey: Dammit, now you & Ashley can Co-Op that anime space adventure game...!!
EvilBadman: Orbitals
iris_of_ether: I gifted partner a Switch 2 for the purpose of getting an early serial code if it ever becomes moddable
BrowneePointz: oh yea Orbitals is this week!
lamina5432: play some pikachu
iris_of_ether: Otherwise I've been enjoying my early birthday Steam Deck
TehAmelie: hmm i feel sir-or-madam Chris has the upper hand here
loufghyslaufey: @EvilBadman Yeah! Psst! Pass it down to Ashley, Chat.
BrowneePointz: I'm so excited for Stage Tour in december
TehAmelie: well!
BrowneePointz: were yall much of Guitar Hero/Rock Band-ers?
bytecaster: All because of Sarulf, naturally, what a good boy!
shushu2539: !break
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TehAmelie: don't go far away, at least
loufghyslaufey: Again? What else can you draft this week?
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz The limited demo I got to play was exactly what I wanted it to be, and they're adding so much to it
Bruceski: I went 4-3 with mine as well. Final loss was to a Xanathar (play cards from opponent's library) that immediately got my removal spell and then just set me up to draw lands every tuen.
iris_of_ether: I love* that now that I have space to Rock Band, I don't. (*I do not love this)
EvilBadman:
@iris_of_ether I finally can play drums without downstairs neighbors
TehAmelie: day before yesterday i got on the wrong bus and ended up walking for two hourswith no preparation to get home and i was fine. just now i bent over to pick up a pillow and tweaked my back real bad. is this fair? is this justice?
iris_of_ether: @EvilBadman The actual dream tbh
iris_of_ether: I need to repair my dang cymbal expansions
bytecaster: @TehAmelie It is not fair, and you should sue your back for damages!
TehAmelie: if i sue my back, i believe i'd be out of pocket no matter who wins
bytecaster: But you would get justice, and isn't that worth more than money!
TehAmelie: actually, no. i need money for new sheets
BrowneePointz: @EvilBadman Oh yea Peej. I am a MASSIVE Guitar Hero/Rock band fan and I'm so excited
BrowneePointz: i'd love to see it on CTS if it wouldn't get the VoD nuked
bytecaster: Lets draft Sarulf again!
TehAmelie: hi again, team JC
BrowneePointz: Cori WOULD be a JoJo
lamina5432: recent top up?
bytecaster: Rite reanimator deck?
bytecaster: Oh, my idea is bad, just to be clear
Spades_Slicc: Mar-do it
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GhostValv:
Spades_Slicc: Mono white fliers + Baleful mastery
goombalax: heeey I don't remember any of these guys from the hobbit
bytecaster: Imagine reanimating a mono wight flyer though?!
Spades_Slicc: @loufghyslaufey Karn Liberated
bytecaster: *white
Chronomos901: @goombalax so imagine bill the pony but also the eagles in one creature
Spades_Slicc: @loufghyslaufey Death Wish
MDHWrites: I lost my gym partner and am giving myself another month or two to see if I start going anyways before I cancel my membership.
TehAmelie: @loufghyslaufey remembering a story of the early days when someone dominated with a deck full of Time Twisters and Swords to Plowshares and just bored people into conceding
BrowneePointz: fixed cascade
Mindfire13: "fixed" cascade
loufghyslaufey: @Spades_Slicc You wanna play Yugioh? Go ahead! I hear they're miserable over there lately. Banshied zone or not. (their game's exiled zone)
Mr_Horrible: "what's discover, again?" "pure cowardice"
Spades_Slicc: What about a hot tub on the moonbase's roof?
MDHWrites: Bare minimum: Rob someone of their fixing
BrowneePointz: rooftub bad. water weighs a lot
Vinewood_OG: You've got to wash those roof dishes somehwere.
TehAmelie: fun fact, water weighs exactly 1 kg per liter, by design
QuixoticScrivener: What type of cube is this?
Spades_Slicc: fill the rooftub with something lighter than water, like pure ethanol
couchboyj: Chaos draft with sets that were legal in standard at some point and are on Arena (and not UB)?
BrowneePointz: Theros
BrowneePointz: or NG
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Spades_Slicc now we're cooking with ga-- i mean pure ethenol
TehAmelie: we're cooking with abstract renewable solarpunk fueld!
Invitare: what about Liquid Nitrogen?
Spades_Slicc: I didn't say go in the tub
Invitare: a Cold Tub
BrowneePointz: thanks now I'm thinking of that scene from EEAAO
BrowneePointz: and corners of their eyes
TehAmelie: take the thigh
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: webs of fingers and toes, and the corner of their eyes yeah
Spades_Slicc: @invitare is cooking, liquid nitrogen is SO much lighter than water
BrowneePointz: Ethanol Buttplug sounds like a Garage punk Band
TehAmelie: tbh who does remember any part of Everything Everywhee All at Once more than the bit with Waymond giving himself papercuts in between every finger
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Pazy160: We should still name this "Mono White Flyers" just to throw off opponents.
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Mono white - as we all know black is just part of white
Spades_Slicc: @Pazy160 Yes, the opponents who can for sure see the deck name
Pazy160: Throwing off the opponent is a mind game, they can feel the deck name.
Spades_Slicc: to paraphrase Alex (Friday Nights): "Just because a deck is running cards that aren't white doesn't mean it isn't Mono-White!"
TehAmelie: you mean to say the color hwite absorbs others into it?
BrowneePointz: take it
BrowneePointz: the wheeler is really good
BrowneePointz: but take it for the lols
TehAmelie: (i said hwite and i meant it)
Spades_Slicc: I believe Alex's thesis was that deck identity is more of a vibe than a strict definitional thing
TehAmelie: deck name: Mono White*
BrowneePointz: god I love that game
BrowneePointz: Telestrations
dolphgrim: You gotta get those good markers
Spades_Slicc: Although by the naming conventions proposed by that FN episode this deck would be named "Whack"
TehAmelie: maybe we should go mono white. shock everyone with a 14 lands deck
TehAmelie: mmaybe 15
ghizmou: 4W sounds like a tough sale
TehAmelie: cut the witch, wait and see who bleeds
TehAmelie: i guess now we see who's the real JC
dolphgrim: You have to sing "Send in the Pests" like Barbara Streisand...
dolphgrim: 😁
TehAmelie: i like Barbara Streisand's "The Rose" when Tori Amos doe is
dolphgrim: Hehehe thanks, Cori. Knew I could count on ya 😁
ghizmou: the curse of discarding land
TehAmelie: does it
hd_dabnado: cool *checks notes* ...hobbit? draft?
dolphgrim: @hd_dabnado You cant see the hobbits, but that's the point. 😎
Diabore: @hd_dabnado yes draft not hobbits
lamina5432: drafting halbits?
raulghoulia: maybe the drafting hobbits are you
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BrowneePointz: should've changed it to "Chat is Hobbitual Backseaters"
wordnerdify: Cori deserves all the subs, but 5 is what I can do
KaleidoscopeMind: what is our safeword?
BrowneePointz: Uhh... Cori
BrowneePointz: i'm afraid to tell you...Fortress Crab exists
BrowneePointz: !card Fortress Crab
LRRbot: Fortress Crab [3U] | Creature — Crab [1/6]
ContingentCat: Did Jordynne's flight get cancelled or did she get back in Toronto in time for a huge storm?
Feriority: Even if they triple block, first strike kills the zombie and then it's only 2 damage
Jundinator: !card unyielding krumar
LRRbot: Unyielding Krumar [3B] | Creature — Orc Warrior [3/3] | {1}{W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.
ContingentCat: Toronto has a big thunderstorm
Diabore: 6 hours ago severe thunderstorm watch
ContingentCat: Definitely the kind to stop flights
glitched_goddess: The storm is just late, it’ll show up with a piece of toast in its mouth later
Cutriss: Yep, we are getting it overnight in QC
BrowneePointz: Toronto isn't real no matter what they tell you
ContingentCat: @glitched_goddess It just hit
offbeatwitch: 47 minutes ago jordynne posted her flight was diverted
Diabore: uh oh
ContingentCat: Ah for the best from what I just saw
QuixoticScrivener: Does Bionic Trousers offer employee relocation?
Cutriss: aka « If you lived here you’d be home by now »
Jundinator: SEQUENCING
Jundinator: So have people been posting gifs in chat?
ghizmou: stop touching our cards OP
Jundinator: And tier 3 subs
GhostValv:
you could also just pay in bits if you want to 
Chronomos901: tier 3 subs can only post full length movies
KaleidoscopeMind:
why would you need gifs when we have 
Spades_Slicc: Practitioner -> connoisseur?
Strebenherz: Good afternoon how goes the mtg?
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, in light of Mark Rosewater’s surprisingly strong dismissal of the possibility of a certain IP crossover happening in Magic, and given the controversial status of that IP’s author and creator, I’m moved to ask the question: what should I have for dinner tonight?
Diabore: @EJGRgunner tacos
lamina5432:
Jundinator: @EJGRgunner What IP?
QuixoticScrivener: His name means balls in Spanish.
BrowneePointz: Mark mentioned on Blogatog Terf wizards is VERY UNLIKELY
GhostValv:
@EJGRgunner fried chicken
CaptainSpam: Nicol Bolas: Legendary Dink Planeswalker
BrowneePointz: which is awesome cuz Mark never talks about ub speculation on Blogatog
BloodnBullets: Why two creatures? He was down to 3?
offbeatwitch: @BloodnBullets They could block
Spades_Slicc: @BloodnBullets blocks
Feriority: @BloodnBullets Crab could block one
BrowneePointz: speaking of Percy Jackson, how was season 2?
Strebenherz:
@BrowneePointz 
BrowneePointz: is season 2 out?
BloodnBullets: Oh thats not the flyer getting bigger.
shushu2539:
Jundinator: No they can't. No valid target
Diabore: wait until after blocks
NornsFelidar: hey Cori! have you received the token?
Diabore: oh youre doing that side, nevermind
Spades_Slicc: @Diabore sorcery
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc second main phase
BloodnBullets: lordbezosbackdoor
Spades_Slicc: @Diabore never heard of her
BloodnBullets: whoops.
whitefirecomix: Token dat weed?
NornsFelidar: Ben should have brought some for you from Amsterdam
Strebenherz: Oh, Cori, may i ask what bonus card you got from the dwarf fort lair if you've gotten yours?
Strebenherz: oh jeeze. fair enough
BrowneePointz: every time you say I Drew It Up that way I think of I Drink Your Milkshake!
Strebenherz: depending if you want, there's one of two bonus cards you can get and i'd be happy to mail mine.
Diabore: we heckin died
Cutriss: Glorious End and Crucible of Worlds
Strebenherz: Ah gotcha
Strebenherz: I'll keep that in mind.
BrowneePointz: Tom's Wife
BrowneePointz: she's from LOTR
BrowneePointz: moves counters
GhostValv: move counters around
BrowneePointz: Tom and her both synergize with Sagas
QuixoticScrivener: It was a box topper in the hobbit, with new art, I think.
wordnerdify: Wow
Diabore: missed land probably
Diabore: some people just off it
BrowneePointz: Tom got a box topper but not Goldberry @QuixoticScrivener
EvilBadman: Went down near card kingdom for lunch and it was very gusty today
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BrowneePointz: oh hey Infectious Horror! Prof just released an Alara deep dive today
BrowneePointz: man I miss Alara
Jundinator: @BrowneePointz Im gonna have to tune in to that
BrowneePointz: Ye, Alara ruled and I hope we go back for it's 20th anniversary @Jundinator
ronjester:
maywecomein: love the description "dry"
ronjester: Hello, out of curiousity, what are your requirements on joining the team?
ronjester: lol right ?
ronjester: works where ?
ronjester: haha
ronjester: so that's a small business
Juliamon: step 1: follow the channel for more than 5 minutes
ronjester: neat
ronjester: just found you guys on the magic the gathering channel
lamina5432: loading ready run the mega entertainment network
KaleidoscopeMind: however many people are on the jojo playmat
shushu2539: I heard the requirement was beating James on coffee pong
couchboyj: You gotta Dopplegang an existing member. That'll get you any job though.
bbblehh: Howdy planeswalkers how's the drafting going
ronjester: all good, already followed
lamina5432: telestations tonight
Jundinator: Also be sure to tune in to Desert Bus later this year
KaleidoscopeMind: something weird
ronjester: where you guys located?
Jundinator: Canada
ghizmou: did you finish esoteric ebb or has it been shelved?
ronjester: yeah, not making that commute ^_^
Juliamon: They weren't planning on a full playthrough to begin with
DAC169: you had to ask
Mr_Horrible: I imagine a full playthrough would be a pretty hefty commitment
Mai_Andra: for some reason, my brain wants to say "Canada" to the tune of Van Halen's "Panama" ♫
Mr_Horrible: esp for a show that usually bounces around week to week
ronjester: night guys!
TehAmelie: is that tied into The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante? that is a Talking Sim i won't soon forget
EvilBadman: @Mai_Andra Excellent
Strebenherz: are you and cam ever going back to that uhh princesses of ancient china game? with the *MANY* ways to die?
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Btw, when (if) are you going to continue the archipelago?
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Is it in the plans?
ghizmou: slay the princess @Strebenherz É
Juliamon: Jesper_aka_Mordachai It's probably too soon to ask
EvilBadman: @ghizmou No, Road to Empress
Strebenherz: @EvilBadman that's the name thank you!
lamina5432:
how about 12 player archipelago
Jesper_aka_Mordachai: Nice! Enjoyed it very much!
Strebenherz: OOH
Mr_Horrible: tough to organize but the will is 100% there
Mr_Horrible: seemed like everyone was having a good time
LordSaphni: I'd personally love a new block/segment for archipelago
Strebenherz: HAHAHA that sounds great
Cutriss: While we are making unreasonable demands, Road Quest 2
lamina5432: ludwig is in it
bytecaster: The production values are honestly wild on that one
Strebenherz: @EvilBadman ty for the name i've been meaning to check it out myself
Mr_Horrible: yeah, as cheesy as it is, they do at least go that extra mile
DAC169: @Cutriss that one's not unreasonable
EvilBadman: I keep trying to coerce jordan to archipelago with me, he is not falling for it and I cannot extort him
bytecaster: Sorry, James, I think they had something
bytecaster: Imagine having that reanimator spell now
Mai_Andra: Archipelago is a cool idea, but it works particularly well with the multi-stream setup so we can watch all of them.
ghizmou: speeding up our doom
Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible Cori/Cam telling princess of perfectness-something "hey giiirl pink's not your color" and then dying in the first five minutes still cracks me up
bytecaster: Going to 1
Mr_Horrible:
@Strebenherz honesty pretty low on the policy tier list, turns out
bytecaster: Sorry, James, I think they had something
CrypticKablam: @Cutriss Roadquest 2: Gandalf Rides Again
ghizmou: absolutely crushing
EvilBadman: oh no settle the wreckage
ghizmou: your very fist delivery moogle
Strebenherz:
@Mr_Horrible 
Jundinator: Any stonks?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I lost the plot of the Magic story a long time ago.
EvilBadman: @Dread_Pirate_Westley read the new stuff from Allison Luhrs this week
bytecaster: Oh no, your own petard, hoisted
Strebenherz: @Dread_Pirate_Westley jace is writing fanfic and making it everyone's problem
bytecaster: I hear Jace is in it
lamina5432: past cori making future cori pay for their actions
NightBook1: I never had the plot of the MTG story, does that matter?
kat2kool: based Allison Luhrs \o/
EvilBadman: Oh wow, this deck
Strebenherz: BALL
Mr_Horrible: The Hobbert
bytecaster: ball is life
pseudowolf69: fishing rod catches a fish at some point and it unlocks something
SolarBlitz1: There's a fishing rod just above their lands which sometimes wiggles to then get a fish emote
Cutriss: Small indie company
NightBook1: Ya, got you twice a couple of DB's back, thanks for the name!
bytecaster: We dwarfing
bytecaster: You can touch Ori, we have backup Ori
Feriority: It's from EOE I think?
Mr_Horrible: looks like white-aligned EoE robot
bytecaster: Wanna offer them Ori?
bytecaster: I showed you my Ori, please respond
NornsFelidar: @Dread_Pirate_Westley 2026 summary: teenagers from strixhaven got lost on lorwyn and came out of a manhole covered in pizza just in time for the new semester. thanos snapped and bilbo found the ring. there were a lot of dwarfs and also Spider-Man. but now the reality is broken? and then space
Mr_Horrible: landfall
Mr_Horrible: because they can't stop printing landfall
EvilBadman:
did you jebait the hook
bytecaster: We are slowly assembling all of the dwarfs
kat2kool: I have such a love-hate relationship with landfall
Feriority: I like holding Thorin back to keep the ward
Mr_Horrible: !card the black arrow
LRRbot: The Black Arrow [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When The Black Arrow enters, it deals 1 damage to any target. If a Dragon is dealt damage this way, destroy it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has reach. / Equip {1}
Spades_Slicc: The Black Arrow, bane of dragons and changelings alike
kat2kool: and Sarkhan
maywecomein: or tap down defensively next turn?
EvilBadman: only 12?
Spades_Slicc: Every time you count damage, the arrow deals one less
DAC169: could play your dwarf first for +1 to the birb
EvilBadman: oh attacking, sorry thought was all
maywecomein: each other attaching creature, or all creatures?
ghizmou: Maths
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6+2+2+3 is 13.
maywecomein: you were adding 3 to the eagle, but it was 4
Feriority: You weren't counting the tapped creature
EvilBadman: ok, I was right whee
DAC169: "each other" not "each other attacking"
EvilBadman:
I didn't want to chat lethal there 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reading the card is cheating.
ghizmou: but reading removes all the surprise
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou Like the meme says, reading the card etx
Thefluffiestguineapig: *etc
Feriority: I can't believe Bilbo murdered Thorin like that
ghizmou: Wiggle Wiggle
Mai_Andra: Bofur deez fish?
GredGredmansson: aw
ghizmou: gg
lamina5432: gg
bbblehh: Nice game!!!
youcantlistentobuttons: Hooray I tuned in for the end!
NornsFelidar: Cori, ask Bengineering for tokens pack from Amsterdam
TehAmelie: like what when therapists take 10 minutes out of their hour to wrie down notes about your personal madness and reset their brains for the next patients, eh
Juliamon: There's still more to do
Juliamon: they didn't beat every level
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