Juliamon: thank you fcloud for reminding me we're so close to cirno day
fcloud:
so close... 
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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ihlendrax: …I have questions. And I don’t think I want answers. LOL
DigitalSeahorse: that sounds like more of a liquid asset to me
DigitalSeahorse: that possibly expires
fcloud: cream-based money rules everything around me
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IbunWest:
IbunWest: Please, sir can I have some more pauper?
exeJayce:
fcloud: friday night pauper fight
fcloud: bring your own boxing gloves
pookahbee: Popper?
LoadingReadyRun: @IbunWest PAUPER! You want PAUPER! ... SUre we can probably do that
fcloud: friday night poppers fight? that's a different stream. not TOS-friendly
Mustang_Redcloak: Wonder if we'll get any wild combo decks
Geckogamer1997: Are we gonna see a certain owl make an appearance?
Geckogamer1997: (i know it isn't legal yet)
fcloud: whooo could you be referring to?
irikaj: The owl has sold out everywhere, people are speculating hard
fcloud: *whooom
spawnofhastur: the owl?
benjamin_wheeler: lists were locked before surprise announcement today
DeM0nFiRe: Surprise announcement?
Geckogamer1997: Sadge no glimpse of the future
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @DeM0nFiRe Can't tell you. It's a surprise.
bleach_cocktail: Dispatch my love lol
irikaj: Surprise announcement: zeta actually legal
benjamin_wheeler: no Serra Angel RIP
Geckogamer1997: Gigantosaurus my beloved
CrossXhunteR: changes go into effect on monday anyways, so you good
forpush: paupin my pants
nyc_mtg: Someone say Pauper
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Dog_of_Myth: Got here just in time.
irikaj: Except narco and pop
Veshnikard: When will Sengir Vampire be free
CrossXhunteR: @Veshnikard monday (in paper)
gualdhar: FYI we're still on "Just Chatting"
nyc_mtg: helllll yeah
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CrossXhunteR: is james on tron?
Dog_of_Myth: He's not wrong
Juliamon: !cardview on
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pookahbee: Nah, that's a chair
e_bloc: i heart wubrg
gualdhar: should be I heart BUWGR
Dog_of_Myth: Woooo!
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smurfomancer: Gosh that was fast
Veshnikard: BDG
Juliamon: *THE* BDG
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's been ages since the last Magic set!
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet!
northish: She fractured on my reality till I pre-prerelease
IbunWest: BDG yesss
DigitalSeahorse: GASP
MrSarkhan: Heck yeah!
ForOhForError: BDG 👀
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
gualdhar: I didn't realize LRR was BDG famous
DigitalSeahorse: BDG!!! You've got a beautiful mind!
GasCityGaming:
BDG signed a card for my BF while I was in Amsterdam 
benjamin_wheeler: I sweetened BDG up with the honey from my hobbit hole
lochnessseammonster:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
CrossXhunteR: ive have more BDG songs in my playlist than i do LRR songs...
Micalovits: Does it though?
Dog_of_Myth:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @benjamin_wheeler oh, word
omegamarkel: ban em
Forlorgen: We are getting ever closer to Brennan Lee Mulligan X Kathleen Dice Friends
CrossXhunteR: hi wheeler
James_the_Dabbler: @benjamin_wheeler Wheeler plz
e_bloc: oh you mean Maryland native BDG
Geckogamer1997: Hi wheeler
CrossXhunteR: !decks
Micalovits: I just want Graham on Taskmaster, but that isn't very realistic
bobmedrano: @benjamin_wheeler bofur
Kentosaurus: oh this one
e_bloc: "delete this number"
RatherLargeToad: new cards not legal until Monday anyway
CrossXhunteR: !card dispatch
LRRbot: Dispatch [W] | Instant | Tap target creature. / Metalcraft — If you control three or more artifacts, exile that creature.
Geckogamer1997: I wonder if grixis synth be a thing with owl
Dog_of_Myth:
Bruceski: three in the main deck, 2 in the sideboard, and a $5 bill for the judge
CrossXhunteR: rally loves just killing people dead
Dog_of_Myth:
omegamarkel: spin that wheel
smurfomancer: Only if the judge is Wheeler At A Convention
Geckogamer1997: @CrossXhunteR I love turning people into paste
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: when you say rally
Dog_of_Myth:
IbunWest: 10 turn clock
CrossXhunteR: nice lands in play, james
northish: Strip yourself NOW
DeM0nFiRe: Cacaw has been declared
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Alex_Frostfire: It's more like Boomerang yourself.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
nyc_mtg:
wrong caw but it’s all I got
Dog_of_Myth: HAHHAAA
adept_nekomancer: Always bolt the bird
Geckogamer1997: Lmao
MrSarkhan: oof
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
CrossXhunteR: 1 mana stone rain?
Micalovits: lul
Drum0_0:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always bolt the bird.
omegamarkel:
Technobach: bird == bolted
Mustang_Redcloak:
JoStro_: guess you're on the draw now
e_bloc: TIL rally at the hornburg is a card
forpush: got got
northish: Second Glint Hawk :eyes:
TheMadS8nt: cool, James somehow found a way to make himself go second after going first lmao
Geckogamer1997: wheeler losing it already
JKBalch: Timeout Ben_Wheeler
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DigitalSeahorse: you could get yelled at again!
e_bloc: lightning, striking twice?
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
LRRbot: Goblin Tomb Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
nyc_mtg: omg it’s ragavan and goblin guide
e_bloc: the good news is you'll be on the play next game
niccus: stubbing your toes on tempo
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
benjamin_wheeler: better than guide tbh
spawnofhastur: i remember this deck back when astrolabe was in the format, good times
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
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nyc_mtg: wheeler we don’t have time to litigate this im just riffing
Micalovits: Only cause Wheeler is in the other room
CrossXhunteR: he's done it again
benjamin_wheeler: concrete jungles where dreams are made of
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: reminds me of ghitu lava...runner?
adept_nekomancer: All every bird, bolted.
nyc_mtg: the city of pauper and high rents babeyyy
DeM0nFiRe:
CrossXhunteR: at least it wasnt a rally at the hornburg turn
Geckogamer1997: LMAO
omegamarkel: ask wheeler
johnnylongtorso: so much fried chicken, you'd think this was KFC
TheMadS8nt: Mono Red has time walked twice in one game, judge?
Micalovits: CHO CHO
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Play a pyroclasm?
evethernet: wheeler crashing out already
evethernet: this stream rules
niccus: backseating from another lane entirely
Mr_Horrible: wheeler shouting "YOU ARE A TRAINING DUMMY! FIGHT BACK!"
spawnofhastur:
james you typically play something like a lembas and then use the birb to bounce it. 
e_bloc: probably best to type in chat
James_the_Dabbler: It's a good thing Wheeler's not Table Friend for this match otherwise his blood pressure would be SO high
Geckogamer1997: This is extremely entertaining for the wrong reasons lol
Schnappsy: This could be a bit.
forpush: are there decklists available?
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CrossXhunteR: who could have sent that message
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
northish: Kor Skyfisher bounce the plains
Geckogamer1997: James Putting rakes in front of him and then proceeding to walk into them
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target creature. / When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Natedogg2: You gotta keep 'em separated.
e_bloc: at this point it seems like everyone has your number
arachnid654: who is the hr rep of the lrr crew
Kawaiifiveo: Heck yeah let's go pauper!
CrossXhunteR: @Natedogg2 *guitar riff*
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LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
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e_bloc:
Geckogamer1997: James becomes paste
DigitalSeahorse: James' number is 7
CrossXhunteR: Mono red rally sure does its thing
Kawaiifiveo: What is everyone excited to play from the zeta set?
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
Dog_of_Myth:
circusofkirkus: hahaha
Alex_Frostfire: Tempo'ing yourself against a mono-R deck is certainly a choice.
omegamarkel:
CrossXhunteR: valiant effort
PorpoisesUnknown: Would be?
e_bloc: the slowroll
RatherLargeToad: Galvan!
Geckogamer1997: Blasted to smithereens
TheMadS8nt: don't strip mine yourself is a harsh lesson to learn
CrossXhunteR: your only upside that game was that cori didnt have metalcraft
fcloud: @Alex_Frostfire mono red, famous for slowing itself down to give the opponent a fair chance
hidingbox: Do we need to call Gavin again for sideboarding help?
CrossXhunteR: commons only
omegamarkel: it is with those goblins
CrossXhunteR: decks are often cheap due to this limitation
Kawaiifiveo: It's a turn 5 format
e_bloc: yeah I'd say thats pretty common
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun Sorry if already mentioned a bunch, but is lrr using the soon to be released commons form the secret lair?
Geckogamer1997: No, rally is the fastest deck that isn't combo
Micalovits: Only with players as bad as James
adept_nekomancer: That might be more of a mono-red thing than a pauper thing, but...
TheMadS8nt: I mean you can play elf ball so its fun, I use to play Orzhov Pestilence. it was fun
CrossXhunteR: @rosiedog88 they are not
Micalovits: (I am sorry James)
nyc_mtg: @rosiedog88 they are not, but also those are not legal until Monday
Hadouken_lol_catz: It's like legacy right where it's like a 3 turn game or a grind fest
CrossXhunteR: they decided to delay the legality over the weekend so it wouldnt affect the FNPF
RatherLargeToad: Do crimes, play magic
n3ther: legally obligated
James_the_Dabbler: Do we have to tell you if we're NOT a cop?
e_bloc: 1 2 instabans
rosiedog88: okay! Just ironic I guess that you're playing pauper then
e_bloc: price of progress and narcomoeba
loufghyslaufey: A problem for future Monday LRR?
CrossXhunteR: narcoamoeba can be trusted. just got to get rid of spy first
RatherLargeToad: “You all really want these cards? Your funeral”
James_the_Dabbler: It's actually like 3 on a short leash
kynelwynn: Is there even a Pauper board wipe to halt aggro?
Juliamon: rosiedog88 yeah this was already on the schedule for tonight
Kawaiifiveo: Strix is gonna kill some top decks
scrambled_doot: @kynelwynn mostly 3 mana pyroclasms
kynelwynn: Got it
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What Sexret Lair reprinted cards into common? And WHY is the common rarity a thing in Secret Lair?
TheAlmightyCheddar: Strix is here to save us from chrysalis
Mustang_Redcloak: !deck
Geckogamer1997: That owl is going to murder some serpents
smurfomancer: Wait...I thought they explicitly said those weren't legal? Must have missed whatever announcement, been at work.
scrambled_doot: Blasts are also EVERYWHERE
scrambled_doot: Burn is a very known archetype and so people do generally board accordingly
logophile99: i would always never not not tell you if I am not not a cop
benjamin_wheeler: fwiw these are all relatively popular decks
scrambled_doot: ^^
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
CrossXhunteR: i wonder if the compass' are supposed to come in for the rally matchup, for the lifegain.
Juliamon: loufghyslaufey The newest SL, "The Zeta Set" is styled after Alpha/Beta so it has rarities like a set would
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
James_the_Dabbler: Is Wheeler good in there?
Micalovits: Now that is a card to bird bounce
PorpoisesUnknown: and Cori owes James $5
scrambled_doot: @CrossXhunteR i suspect James brought in the krark-clan shaman, but navi compasses are a totally reasonable board option
loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon But isn't that arguably the worst Secret Lair(product gimmick) by far or something?
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Geckogamer1997: Monkey Business over there
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
ElektroTal: what an opportune day to play pauper
James_the_Dabbler: @loufghyslaufey Yes
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Geckogamer1997: Oops all artifacts
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
nyc_mtg: bolt the bird yes
CrossXhunteR: can a pauper player explain why james' sideboard would have a 1-of krark clan shaman? normally i feel like i see that in affinity paired with Toxin Analysis. is it for like elves?
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
scrambled_doot: @CrossXhunteR its for these kinds of go-wide aggro decks. Synth makes a ton of artifacts
scrambled_doot: Elves i bet also gets worked by it
Mustang_Redcloak: @CrossXhunteR His deck has lots of flyers and artifacts, so it's a one-sided wipe against goblins or elves
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
Geckogamer1997: Rampant growth that draws a card
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: check out the big brain on james
CrossXhunteR: it was his one of forest in tron, i think
Mustang_Redcloak: it's a rampant growth that sometimes blows up a tron land
loufghyslaufey: They even depicted an ear dissected off a Llanowar Elf for that copy of Llanowar Elves.
nyc_mtg: good when you blow up bounce lands against fams sometimes too
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
PupSnap: Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
Geckogamer1997: Speaking of fams, here is one
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
CrossXhunteR: danged rats with wings
PorpoisesUnknown: A Zat if you will Serge
Geckogamer1997: MH3 man
thraximore:
is baby 
offbeatwitch: rat with wings... good song
pleonasticTautology: hello!
johnnylongtorso: presumably the wings are the artifact part
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: its a gliding rat
smurfomancer: Zombie rat with wings, still a ca-caw
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CrossXhunteR: cmon rally
pleonasticTautology: hope everyone's having a good friday. :3
PorpoisesUnknown: Questions zombie rat; Also Serge; plays ninjas. Where several rats have mastered ninjitsu
TheAlmightyCheddar: No
Juliamon: I wanted to cosplay BTE once upon a time
Veshnikard: modern horizons exists
Juliamon: love that card
scrambled_doot: Sadly no
dolphgrim: He's out of touch; we're out of time. 😧
Mr_Horrible: @PorpoisesUnknown rats *and* zombies, both
Kawaiifiveo: No there used to be a shaman deck that doubled the ETB trigger
Cptasparagus: you can play anything you want in modern
PorpoisesUnknown: @Mr_Horrible Very true!! Zombies even as well
Khalstrom: Don't think they see play in Pioneer much either
loufghyslaufey: "You & I are not so different..." -"Mardu player to a RDW opponent", or something...
kynelwynn: Sadly "Boomer Jund" had been Modern Horizon'd out of the format
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
scrambled_doot: @Kawaiifiveo true, the shamans deck is very cool. it's extremely rogue but it's cool
nyc_mtg: wizard stick!!
luckyalien013: Thank you🔥🎉 @pleonastictautology
Geckogamer1997: I NEED A HERO!
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
johnnylongtorso: the mage's name is Rodney. Black Mage Is Rod.
CrossXhunteR: notably james will draw a card here with cori empty hard for the discard
Mr_Horrible: that's gonna let james draw, if I'm not mistaken
thraximore: serge that is clearly a rat not a bird
PorpoisesUnknown: STACK WARS
Geckogamer1997: @Mr_Horrible Yes
Geckogamer1997: Because should a card with upside have a failcase
Geckogamer1997: Because why*
CrossXhunteR: @Geckogamer1997 modern horizons 3
Mr_Horrible: when the commons are extremely MH3
luckyalien013:
@pleonasticTautology It was great with a mystery booster draft, even better now 
CrossXhunteR: james draws a card
CrossXhunteR: what a nice common
hidingbox: it will be interesting to see when dispatch becomes legal how it will slot into all these artifact decks
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
atinyspacemarine: I hope one day we see elves show up on one of the pauper streams
CrossXhunteR: 2/2 token with vigilance, which i believe makes this a red pie break
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Geckogamer1997: Rally has so far played more synths then mardu synth
Mr_Horrible: @CrossXhunteR it's the ice cream on top
Geckogamer1997: @CrossXhunteR Yes
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
omegamarkel: i forgot about that border style
LoneGoat: the exiled monkey is gone
chaostreader: that exiled card should be fully exiled?
Flyingdelorion: and monkey exiled right?
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
LoneGoat: it's this turn only for sythesizer
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Cavemanhar: !decklists
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
CrossXhunteR: it's kinda wild that lembas going back to the library isnt linked to the sacrifice for lifegain effect.
johnnylongtorso: I like how the sideboard of that Tron deck is more expensive than the main deck
Geckogamer1997: Who's on tron?
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
CrossXhunteR: @Geckogamer1997 i think serge
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
scrambled_doot: @Geckogamer1997 Wheeler
e_bloc: looks familiar
scrambled_doot: Wheeler is on Flicker Tron, Serge on Mono U Faeries
CrossXhunteR: oh, serge is the ninja pilot of the format?
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
nyc_mtg: oh thank god wheeler isnt on storm
johnnylongtorso: actually it's true of all the decks except Cori's, love those niche commons that never get reprinted
Geckogamer1997: Good lord, relics are expensive now
johnnylongtorso: err, Serge's, that is
CrossXhunteR: @nyc_mtg ben ulmer was on cycle storm last time, i believe
scrambled_doot: @nyc_mtg No he wants to make good content. That's why he's on Tron /j
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
Geckogamer1997: Burning tree fam????
Xhirup: I would love to see wheeler on flicker tron
johnnylongtorso: it's like... has anyone seen the movie Tron?
Geckogamer1997: Which one?
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
scrambled_doot: Tron? no. Tron Legacy? yes
Mustang_Redcloak: On the bright side, come Monday, Soul Guide lantern is pauper legal, so you got a Relic replacement
Mr_Horrible: @Geckogamer1997 I just looked and what the actual hell
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
scrambled_doot: @Mr_Horrible few reprints+old card+staple in pauper for over a decade and a half
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
Mustang_Redcloak: Relic is a staple in every format its legal in. So big demand
johnnylongtorso: so is experimental synthesizer like a modular Moog?
Mr_Horrible: @scrambled_doot I'm reminded of an old quote about "Pauper is conceptually doomed to fail one of its core tenets because Magic players are too stupid to be unwilling to pay 10 dollars for a single"
Micalovits: @Mustang_Redcloak Also just US prices, 1/4 of the cost on cardmarket
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
Dog_of_Myth: dang, didn't know Relic was up there...
r10pez10: oh hey pauper
Kawaiifiveo:
Pauper is popping off today. 
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
Micalovits: Pauping off
Geckogamer1997: Has cori ever played a cori steel cutter deck?
Micalovits: I think she has played it in draft on stream once or twice
Mr_Horrible: Oh I just noticed James's graveyard organization, that's quite pleasant
Mr_Horrible: #jamesinnocent
Natedogg2: I trust James. He's got a trusting face, and wouldn't cheat.
Micalovits: #FreeJames
Kawaiifiveo: Ban him
omegamarkel: ya with that graveyard organization you establish trust
gualdhar: imagine, cheating on a professional Magic channel. can't believe it.
Pywodwagon: I just got here, we banning James?
Chenderle:
gualdhar: @Pywodwagon too late, already done
Pywodwagon: sick I dont have to write the report then
Geckogamer1997: He boomeranged himself, twice
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Pywodwagon: @Geckogamer1997 in public?
Micalovits: Bushwakers go cho cho
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LoadingReadyRun: This is a Goblin Bushwacker. You are the bush.
Geckogamer1997: @Pywodwagon First game he played glint hawk of a den, returned the den and the bird got bolted. 2 turns later he plays a skyfisher returning a land and that got bolted as well
Micalovits: Good one Paul
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Mustang_Redcloak: big bird
Chenderle: who up wacking they bush
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: now we just need a circus
e_bloc: they say spare the rod
Micalovits: Does James have another bread...
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
CrossXhunteR: if only there was a way to get 2 more damage this turn
Dog_of_Myth:
Cavemanhar: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan yugioh is ahead here they just released in master duel a whole clown archetype
Xhirup: glint hawk lembas no?
niccus: hardtack to the face
e_bloc: what about second death
Mustang_Redcloak:
Turns out not strip mining yourself twice leads to actual games.
CrossXhunteR: one day we will see the Rally the deck is named after
Geckogamer1997: Dust to dust is for against affinity
Geckogamer1997: 3 mana double stone rain
e_bloc: definitely don't want to journey without a compass
CrossXhunteR: on the draw? cut a land. (this is not serious advice)
e_bloc: men would rather die to lightning bolt than stop for directions
omegamarkel: not the way I imagined haha
gualdhar: the moss grows on the north side of the tree. except on the other side of the planet, where it grows on the south side
Geckogamer1997: North 100 is now forever ruined
niccus: that means most of chat is secretly in the shot
e_bloc: turns out it was south 100
DeM0nFiRe: Ok since there is a north from them, we can rule out the north pole
CrossXhunteR: geoguessor world champs or some such was happening earlier today
Jmonkey49: @gualdhar this is not true
Natedogg2: I've narrowed them down to Planet Earth.
hidingbox: that’s right! we know you are located somewhere on Earth! got you now!
Pywodwagon: I can combine this information with the information I previously knew to figure out your exact address
gualdhar: Real gamers never open the blinds
e_bloc:
just mail a gps to mailtime 
(don't)
omegamarkel: exactly, I assumed the camera is facing north which I'm now wondering if that's a behavioral thing
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
johnnylongtorso: we want blood! we want blood!
Chenderle: just in time for winter
Schnappsy: That furnace wasn't that great
arachnid654: blood for the blood god!
Geckogamer1997: Tomb raider would have been the nuts
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
CrossXhunteR: i really like the MH3 fetches
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: You can read the instructions, but don't follow them.
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Rally at the Hornburg [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.
Geckogamer1997: RALLY!
CrossXhunteR: there's the rally i have been burning for
Geckogamer1997: Well technically all humans gain haste
Mustang_Redcloak: All humans get haste
CrossXhunteR: and BTE is also a human
e_bloc: hit me with my hornburg
Dread_Pirate_Westley: BTE is also a human.
Micalovits: The emissary is human, so very relevant
Veshnikard: burning tree is human
pleonasticTautology: @CrossXhunteR agree! they make it way more comfortable to run three-color decks.
Mustang_Redcloak: YW
LRRbot: Ancient Den | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {W}.
CrossXhunteR: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
Geckogamer1997: O7
johnnylongtorso: all humans have haste, Burning Tree Emissary is a human, therefore Burning Tree Emissary has haste
Alex_Frostfire: Providing outside assistance, of course!
e_bloc: worth it
Micalovits: BTE->BTE->Rally is a silly t2 I have seens more than once
saintguard:
CrossXhunteR: @johnnylongtorso interesting hypothesis
Dog_of_Myth:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James is going to buy everyone ice cream. It's a sub-a-thon thing.
Chenderle:
Geckogamer1997: Life is a resource, anything that you don't use is a waste
LoadingReadyRun: @Dread_Pirate_Westley we can have 2 ice cream!
LRRbot: Krark-Clan Shaman [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
fcloud:
@LoadingReadyRun 
illegal! immoral! and, most important, fattening!
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
Mr_Horrible: less "looping" and more "lumping"
Geckogamer1997: Or give him deattouch
johnnylongtorso: you can use Toxin Analysis to give him deathtouch then kill everything
CrossXhunteR: james has once again stone rained himself in this match
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
Micalovits: Much better than game ones stone rain
evethernet: oh.
evethernet: there's like
e_bloc: huge if true
Geckogamer1997: At least james didn't boomerang himself for a bird that gets bolted
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
PupSnap: none lands left beef
e_bloc: hoodwink himself sounds more appropriate
PorpoisesUnknown: James "0-Lands" Turner Around
hidingbox: rough keep I guess
offbeatwitch: cori is also quite light on lands
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LoadingReadyRun: I imagine there's some silly combo with Krark-Clan Shaman and something that generates food or clues
Micalovits: Oh no
PorpoisesUnknown: next one is a land buddy. I've foreseen it
Chenderle: 1 mana and a dream
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Rally at the Hornburg [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.
Geckogamer1997: @LoadingReadyRun No it's mostly used a wrath at home with a deathtouch battle trick
LoneGoat: @LoadingReadyRun it's usually played with Toxin Analysis to clear a board
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
CrossXhunteR: magic. the gathering.
Geckogamer1997: Lands am i right
PorpoisesUnknown: Alright mods go ahead and ban me for failed prediciton
PorpoisesUnknown: prediction*
hidingbox: Cori getting closer to that refreshing ice cream
Geckogamer1997: James became past
LoadingReadyRun: Burning-Tree Emissary: "This is what I've been doing to trees all this time!?"
Geckogamer1997: Paste*
omegamarkel:
Veshnikard: perfect timing
PorpoisesUnknown: James could you stabilize if you drew that second land?
n3ther: one more james
Schnappsy: One more James! One more James!
Fruan: paup paup!
jessicaengle: Hi chat. How's Friday going for ya
pleonasticTautology: 🔄
KWardJenx: Maur James!
Geckogamer1997: Oh lord we're pauping
PorpoisesUnknown: Love the whole LRR crew. But i love me some Turner Around James Turner
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
jessicaengle: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #6958: "Ian is full of lies. "Full of lies Ian" is what I call him." —James [2018-05-23]
SergeYager: Any tier 2s in the chat?
SergeYager: Can you post gifs?
Diabore: !ppr
TheLadyMakai: er, LRR bot, wrong PPR lol
Geckogamer1997: WRONG PPR BOT
jessicaengle: Living in the past smh
Alexjamesrook: I'm pretty sure that's the PPR that happened on that date
Diabore: eh, seems like its just not updated yet, mods busy
ContingentCat: So many PPRs lrrbot can't keep up
lamina5432: too broke to be Tier 2
Dog_of_Myth: I know this one
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pleonasticTautology: the next ppr has been announced?
DeM0nFiRe: @pleonasticTautology Yeah, sept 18
nyc_mtg: hell yeah
CrossXhunteR: flicker tron
pleonasticTautology: @DeM0nFiRe neato!
nyc_mtg: look at da flick a da tron
Geckogamer1997: Flicker
couchboyj: Some spicy brews perhaps? Jalapeño Pauper?
LoneGoat: tron lands were first printed at common, weren't they?
Mustang_Redcloak: Someone should show Serge, Posion Storm
nyc_mtg: we love emma!!!!
n3ther: mhm
Pywodwagon: @nyc_mtg shes da goat
InfiniTokens: Did you know SERGE knows EMMA?
Dog_of_Myth:
Geckogamer1997: !deck
HadesLeprechaun: you OPENED the stream by name dropping BDG for the PPR
n3ther: hahaha
ElektroTal: the BURN
MapleFoniks: Wheeler would annihilate a man for the clout
InfiniTokens:
Serge did say it a little like a name drop, I would have teased him too. 
Geckogamer1997: that boulder might do some crimes
hd_dabnado: you like faeries? Rakdos Mid
CrossXhunteR: emma found the deck with the ninjas in it and served it up to serge
LoadingReadyRun: Serge going right to the source for advice
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "you like faeries? play merfolk"
nyc_mtg: poop bucket
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
CrossXhunteR: that's a nice flying man
nyc_mtg: a succulent scry-nese meal
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
Geckogamer1997: Hail the boulder
CrossXhunteR: boulder has even shown up in a challenge 9-0 standard deck as a 4-of. it's a hot card
e_bloc: one giant, I guess
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow a complete flip
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
InfiniTokens: @hd_dabnado You like faeries? How do ya like THEM faeries?
CrossXhunteR: i love that this deck runs 4 of each barrels and boulder
nyc_mtg: "i got candy" "i got jelly" "i got a rock"
Geckogamer1997: Blast those jellies
Mustang_Redcloak: Of course Wheeler is playing all the psuedo-eggs
CrossXhunteR: hey wheeler. nice tron.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
Geckogamer1997: NATURAL TRON!
scrambled_doot: They always have it
CrossXhunteR: he's turned into a distressed cat
Geckogamer1997: wheeler dubstep
Geckogamer1997: Mono blue fae
CrossXhunteR: serge was printing real cards? i have a phonecall to make
Natedogg2: Your real imitation cards.
HadesLeprechaun: pauper decks so expensive these days
Kentosaurus: Serge with his officially sanctioned card printer
Geckogamer1997: Still less expensive then standard
LRRbot: Faerie Miscreant [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, if you control another creature named Faerie Miscreant, draw a card.
nyc_mtg: coughing fairy vs jelly bomb
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
LRRbot: Tocasia's Dig Site | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Surveil 1.
cheshire_creeper: Classic card
CrossXhunteR: you're telling me the dig site isnt a canlander staple?
Geckogamer1997: Tron can be weirdly grindy
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
CrossXhunteR: what up big wurm
LoadingReadyRun: Bramblurm
CrossXhunteR: wurm was a downshift in innistrad remastered, right?
Geckogamer1997: The fae, they're multiplying
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
nyc_mtg: @CrossXhunteR yea
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
LRRbot: Spellstutter Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, counter target spell with mana value X or less, where X is the number of Faeries you control.
Geckogamer1997: Bojuka pog
e_bloc: tap target graveyard
LRRbot: Faerie Miscreant [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, if you control another creature named Faerie Miscreant, draw a card.
Geckogamer1997: Serge made a rock stutter
nyc_mtg: is there mister creant?
LRRbot: Cryoshatter [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −5/−0. / When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.
LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
johnnylongtorso: @Geckogamer1997 he has a really big rock tumbler
LoadingReadyRun: each Faerie is more of a Miscreant then the last
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: why doesnt the power plant tap for more than the other two?
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
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LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Geckogamer1997: Wheeler digging in the dig site
ignitionpoint: what’s up with Wheeler’s sleeves
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Dog_of_Myth: Weird place to find some bread
johnnylongtorso: it was made in America
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
couchboyj: What a crummy way to die
CrossXhunteR: wheeler has many permanents
cheshire_creeper: hang on. this is just eggs!
Geckogamer1997: The tron grind truly begins
Geckogamer1997: @cheshire_creeper No this is flicker tron
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
CrossXhunteR: i love this turn
evethernet: no wonder wheeler likes this deck lol
evethernet: it's egg tron
Geckogamer1997: Most pauper tron decks are half egg
CrossXhunteR: hasnt serge swung out like 3 or 4 turns in a row
evethernet: yes
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
evethernet: for 3 or 4 damage
nyc_mtg: wrong strix
Layz1992: @evethernet they wouldnt let him play tolarian academy so they had to compromise on tron
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
Micalovits: He is under 20 again!
Geckogamer1997: @Layz1992 "We have tolarian Academy at home"
LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
evethernet: @Layz1992 imagining a world where academy is common for a day
Micalovits: The value
nyc_mtg: such a nasty combo
Geckogamer1997: Lol
Mustang_Redcloak:
e_bloc: holy moly
CrossXhunteR: oh baby
Geckogamer1997: That's flicker tron
Geckogamer1997: Draw that deck!
CrossXhunteR: at least it didnt deal serge any damage
evethernet: what's the wincon in flicker tron?
nyc_mtg: this wild mongrel is gonna be yuge
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
LoneGoat: wishful thinking
thraximore: huh, had no idea this was a pauper card
evethernet: oh there it is
Kawaiifiveo: What a beautiful battlefield for Tron
Mustang_Redcloak: At this point, Wheeler probably has enough mana to just fireball Serge
CrossXhunteR: twins basil
Geckogamer1997: A wizard arrived when exactly when he needs to
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
definenull: oh this just accelerated really quick
Geckogamer1997: MOAR WIZARDS
definenull: 4 lembas way from death
nyc_mtg: !card barrels of blasting jelly
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
nyc_mtg: each turn gotcha not just your own
LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless this creature entered this turn.
Kawaiifiveo: Every tempo players worst thought
Geckogamer1997: 6 7
LRRbot: Spellstutter Sprite [1U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, counter target spell with mana value X or less, where X is the number of Faeries you control.
CrossXhunteR: nyc_mtg, how do people represent the used barrels in paper? rotate 180?
e_bloc: dang, lost a land and a spell at the same time
LRRbot: Cryoshatter [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −5/−0. / When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
nyc_mtg: @CrossXhunteR i've seen rotate 180 or slightly pull it out of the sleeve used for non-tap abilities like jelly or quirion ranger
Kawaiifiveo:
@crossxhunter old heads do Same with quirion ranger
Alexjamesrook: Didn't even get rid of one of the ones killing him.
MegaWLA: Wow no nelly on a pauper night!!
jwholla: what does lembas bread taste like?
QuixoticScrivener: @jwholla hard tack?
Simonark: What foodstuff will James buy for the people who don't win? Moussaka? Bugles? Saffron?
johnnylongtorso: @jwholla Red Lobster cheddar biscuits
CrossXhunteR: i want to see monster tron vs flicker tron, assuming the former still exists after the boulders came out
nyc_mtg: omg torch torch torch
nyc_mtg: one of 6 cards that mention "the stack" in the oracle text
LRRbot: Moment's Peace [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Flashback {2}{G}
Diabore: lets go fog
Geckogamer1997: Love a fireball
CrossXhunteR: face up boarding, for the content. hell yeah
Kejardon: It's not the mages that kill you, it's the fireball that's cast
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
LRRbot: Relic of Progenitus [1] | Artifact | {T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. / {1}, Exile this artifact: Exile all graveyards. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Geckogamer1997: Fae is too slow for peace to be worth it IMO
goombalax: I know gavin said the new cards are going to be legal later but are we using the new ones here?
CrossXhunteR: @goombalax no
Kawaiifiveo: !kaerveck's torch
Geckogamer1997: Though mono U fae is faster than the rest of the fae so maybe it's worth it
nyc_mtg: !card kaerveck's torch
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
nyc_mtg: !card Kaervek's Torch
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
irikaj: I don't think it's worth it, as a mono u Fae player
CrossXhunteR: and no companions, except the friends you made along the way
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
CrossXhunteR: sideboarding is sometimes the easiest thing in the world, but often the hardest thing in the world
irikaj: This is a tough matchup, spellstutter sprite isn't great here
e_bloc: I like a good transformational sideboard
Kawaiifiveo: Some of the most intelligent players ive learned from side boarded on a whole norther level. I'm always glad to see other people sideboard
InfiniTokens:
WHat's a "sudeboard"?
hidingbox: I mean with a big enough board of faeries
Micalovits: Spellstutters hits so many good things
CrossXhunteR: @Kawaiifiveo i love a deck builder with a well mapped sideboard as part of the deck building. very clean ins and outs for different matchups
Drum0_0: Does the Nelson two deck sealed counts as sideboarding?
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
nyc_mtg: beeeeg ninja
LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Geckogamer1997: Ninja'd!
Diabore: go ninja go ninja go
CrossXhunteR: woo, tron
LRRbot: Spreading Seas [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land is an Island.
CrossXhunteR: nvm
nyc_mtg: yes
Geckogamer1997: Boulder
hidingbox: boulder does indeed remove it
LoneGoat: you have ghostly flicker...
e_bloc: oh thats what they mean by flooding
Micalovits: !ghostly flicker
Micalovits: !card ghostly fli
LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
Geckogamer1997: And flicker ofcourse
CrossXhunteR: if no other tron pieces in hand, do you grab a 2nd tower here?
Micalovits: Flicker works
irikaj: Spreading seas doesn't change the name anyway
LRRbot: Urza's Power Plant | Land — Urza's Power-Plant | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.
CrossXhunteR: it's nice that the seas gives him the blue mana for it too
nyc_mtg: very
Mustang_Redcloak: very
nyc_mtg: very banned dawg
Geckogamer1997: Very
Diabore: super
LoneGoat: it's banned as hell
hidingbox: mystic sanctuary 3000% banned
scrambled_doot: yeah Sanctuary is super banned
LoadingReadyRun: I want a burn spell call Faerie Sear
scrambled_doot: card's buuuuuuuusted
Xhirup: yes haha ooh boy
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
fcloud: @LoadingReadyRun or a cooking spell called Fairly Sear
LRRbot: Of One Mind [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Faerie Miscreant [U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, if you control another creature named Faerie Miscreant, draw a card.
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
Geckogamer1997: The beats continue until tron improves
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
Geckogamer1997: Or a weapon has been breathed
SittingOx: chat it has probably been asked but are they playing with the new pauper cards?
CrossXhunteR: @SittingOx they are not
Geckogamer1997: No
Dog_of_Myth: No
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
SittingOx: understandable!
CrossXhunteR: you aren't
Chartle: new cards?
SittingOx:
OKAY WHEELER
TheAlmightyCheddar: You playing with the old cards today?
e_bloc:
PhorrestGaze: carddd new?
omegamarkel: are y'all playing with the new cards today?
Diabore: there are no new pauper cards until monday anyway
Robot_Bones: there are new cards?
LoneGoat: if this is a tournament, then the new cards aren't legal til Sep 7 anyway
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CrossXhunteR: chat would never meme
e_bloc: I like the idea of proactive counter shit-posting
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
SittingOx:
but are you excited for the new cards tho
LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless this creature entered this turn.
Micalovits: Meme? Us?
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Diabore: @Robot_Bones the zeta secret lair added 12 cards to pauper, 2 or 3 got pre banned
adept_nekomancer: Building our own Roadquest "about five minutes ago" bit
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
Geckogamer1997: 2 got prebanned
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
johnnylongtorso: would you please pass the jelly?
Diabore: @Geckogamer1997 ok couldnt remember if it was 2 or 3
Geckogamer1997: Narcomoeba and price of progress to be exact
Diabore: ty
SittingOx: that boulder seems legit in pauper
CrossXhunteR: boulder isnt astrolabe, but scry 2 really fixes a lot of draws
Micalovits: Why would they ever be scared of Price of Progress? /s
Geckogamer1997: @SittingOx That boulder sees play in legacy even
Diabore: @Micalovits cowards likely, need to keep people honest
SittingOx: wow that boulder shifting games
LRRbot: Cryoshatter [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −5/−0. / When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.
LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
CrossXhunteR: nice mull to 5
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Geckogamer1997: Hon hon hon
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Geckogamer1997: Lmao
asthanius: do they have the new cards in pain world?
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
ghizmou: all that hardwork vanished
Geckogamer1997: Maybe a better strix would have killed that wurm
LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
SittingOx: did any other card from the hobbit splashed over to pauper?
LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless this creature entered this turn.
e_bloc: if only nasty little rabbit was a common
Alexjamesrook: But does the bot know what pot of greed does?
Geckogamer1997: @SittingOx Yes, a 2 mana red equipment that rummages on ETB is also seeing play
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
SittingOx: nicee!! I really liked that equipment but didn't know if it was good enought for current pauper
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
Alexjamesrook: Sorry if this question has already been asked, but does Ben play magic?
Dog_of_Myth:
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Serge over here bogarting the wurms
e_bloc: !clip
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northish: Gee Paul, how come Serge lets you have TWO wurms?
solarsheeptoken: 👍🏻
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Of One Mind [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature. / Draw two cards.
Geckogamer1997: Serge actually casted a work harvest
qasix: My worm, he is sick
hidingbox: A+ commitment to the bit
Geckogamer1997: Worm harvest* goshdarnit autocorrect
LoadingReadyRun: @Sapphic_Shenanigans what did Humphrey Bogart do with the wurm?
LRRbot: Cryoshatter [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −5/−0. / When enchanted creature becomes tapped or is dealt damage, destroy it.
Geckogamer1997: Or is dealt damage serge
e_bloc: ghostly flicker seems okay here
Geckogamer1997: Not just when tapped
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
ghizmou: and the crows goes wid
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
ghizmou: wild*
Geckogamer1997: @ghizmou Caw caw
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
Diabore: them crows always wilding
goosevonkaiser: @ghizmou caw caw
PupSnap: He's just like the Alberta government
Morrigan9: wow
Juliamon: Dig UP, Serge
e_bloc: finally we can cancel serge
Geckogamer1997: Tron grinds on
solarsheeptoken: gen alpha cant read
LRRbot: Sewer-veillance Cam [U] | Artifact | Flash / When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Geckogamer1997: Blocking it would still destroy it serge
LRRbot: Of One Mind [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature. / Draw two cards.
SittingOx: by the looks of it serge, you got counterspells
Wormsbane: this fairies deck has more ninjas than canlander ninjas
e_bloc: random ninja riff-raff
goosevonkaiser: “he’s john poppering off” *harmonica solo*
Geckogamer1997: Food serge, food
hidingbox: these wurms giving wheeler 1 million life
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: !deck
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
nyc_mtg: does the tower contain potassium benzoate
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
Alexjamesrook: You were supposed to attempt to cast the panglacial wurm while searching and then activate your selvala to draw the breath weapon.
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
e_bloc: @Alexjamesrook they finally fixed that
SittingOx: you don't just tap another person's worm serge
e_bloc: buy him dinner first
LRRbot: Faerie Seer [U] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, scry 2.
Alexjamesrook: What, they added another exception to mana abilities about moving cards in or out of the library or something?
Geckogamer1997: Boulder for win?
fcloud: @SittingOx no? cant tap a bro's worm? just two bros hangin out. tossin back some brewskis, tappin each other's worms. most natural thing in the world
e_bloc: @Alexjamesrook I believe every card that did that was erattaed to activate as a sorcery
Robot_Bones: DM, I activate the bird
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
unbroken74: are those a bunch of proxies?
e_bloc: @e_bloc sorry, as an instant
Geckogamer1997: WURM TO THE WIN
e_bloc:
TheLadyMakai: GG
nyc_mtg: yippeeeee
goosevonkaiser: hooplah hooray
fcloud:
errbody talkin bout a quick commercial break, but nobody talkin bout a quick nonprofit break 
Geckogamer1997: Tron grinded as it usually does in pauper
fcloud:
* 
MapleFoniks: What's the official penalty for forgetting to de-sideboard?
Alexjamesrook: @e_bloc The fix was literally redefining mana ability to exclude cards whose cost or effect would move cards to or from the library. i was literally referencing the rules change.
e_bloc: @Alexjamesrook sorry I didnt quite parse that when you said they added another
Alex_Frostfire: Which also means such abilities can now be copied.
Alexjamesrook: It's kind of funny because the change doesn't effect Lion's Eye Diamond which means it's still a mana ability with the still relevant "only as an instant" text
nyc_mtg: its pauper!!!
Geckogamer1997: The wheeler double feature
nyc_mtg: good podcast
goosevonkaiser: prince of popper sands in my commons
arachnid654: we will find the true prancypants
Geckogamer1997: Rally go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
nyc_mtg: i think this is pinger tron
SittingOx: Jellytron fish
Geckogamer1997: It's flicker tron
Geckogamer1997: Egg tron is something else
SittingOx: Eggs and Jelly?
nyc_mtg: flicker tron is the more mnemonic wall combo one
Mr_Horrible: exhaustion tron
goosevonkaiser: robotnick
nyc_mtg: and monster tron is beeg guys
adept_nekomancer: Tromlette
LaeliaTBR: breakfast tron?
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
e_bloc: full english breakfast
Micalovits: Tromlette is 10/10
nyc_mtg: pauper ragavan
Geckogamer1997: !deck
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
e_bloc: A+
Mr_Horrible: very clever of you to seed that idea to the chat so we could feel accomplished, James
goosevonkaiser: @adept_nekomancer ggs the lrr legal team will be in contact shortly
Dog_of_Myth: Good job James. So smart.
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Mustang_Redcloak: If only we got BTE->BTE->Rally
Geckogamer1997: Oof
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Micalovits: Or BTE->BTE->Bushwhacker
SittingOx: any deck that play BTE seems like a cool deck
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
Geckogamer1997: That's a lot of damage on turn 2 if she pulled that of
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
nyc_mtg: Big Tree Energy
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: ook
Geckogamer1997: Monk
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
Geckogamer1997: Ouch
Mustang_Redcloak: beep beep
adept_nekomancer: The mono-red violence will continue until morale improves
LaeliaTBR: coris whackin the hell out of him
Geckogamer1997: Get egged
evethernet: wheeler getting RDW'd lol
Mr_Horrible:
who needs Devastating Summons when you could just play red commons?
DeM0nFiRe:
arachnid654: in response, i beg
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh he's just a level one goblin ohhhh pleeeease
Dog_of_Myth: Begging is a free action
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
LRRbot: Rally at the Hornburg [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.
Geckogamer1997: All our humans get haste
CrossXhunteR: i went to make a buffalo chicken sandwich during the break and come back to a massacre
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
Geckogamer1997: the towering heights of tron
thraximore:
Micalovits: Awww, the other bushwacker isn't in pauper
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, just an uncommon, afaik
Manae: Man I remember using that torch back in Mirage
Geckogamer1997: Bring in the hate!
SittingOx: kinda loving cori's decklist!
Mr_Horrible: it's a long back
Mr_Horrible: to be fair
Geckogamer1997: Wurm, wurm, wurm is the word
SittingOx: now that you know wheeler's sideboard, what are you sideboarding
MapleFoniks: Wheeler evolved into a hater
Micalovits: Don't think this is a pyroblast matchup
MapleFoniks: Like a pokemon, you got better with experience
Geckogamer1997: Do we still love wheeler if he became a wurm?
tahoebyker: I think it's Leto who becomes the biggest worm, not Paul
Mr_Horrible:
time to side in those two-headed changelings 
dolphgrim: What did you think would happen? 🤔
avjamethyst: no worms
thraximore:
͏
Micalovits: Based answer
Mr_Horrible: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" "No, you'd be a fascist."
thraximore: Grima
goosevonkaiser: wormless and squirmless
Commodore_Perry_GG: could be worse. could be more loved as a worm
CrossXhunteR: wurmless behaviour
e_bloc: women want to love something with a spine
Mustang_Redcloak: The correct answer is "Yes. I'll take you fishing."
Natedogg2: Doctor Worm
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the one from richard scarry
Dog_of_Myth: Craw, scaled,
Schnappsy: I heard "would you love me if I was a wood elves"
Xed_Regulus: Worms are always asking me, "Can you dig it?" And no, I can't.
Mr_Horrible: maybe you're just not looking hard enough, James
nyc_mtg: had a good conversation with a tapeworm once, really stuck with me
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: Stupid Sexy Seas cucumbers
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
Geckogamer1997: 🪨
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
i love my pet worms 
fcloud: would you still love me if i were at common? 🪱
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
lochnessseammonster: but we don't hang out
MapleFoniks: Is it wrong that I always thought that was a very happy waterfall, and not a muffin?
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Mr_Horrible: jelly no good!
LRRbot: Smash to Smithereens [1R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.
Geckogamer1997: Not wheeler's boulder
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
Geckogamer1997: Lol
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible:
"I don't think you should talk about women like that" - Benjamin Wheeler
Geckogamer1997: Uuuuuuuuuuuh
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
LRRbot: Hydroblast [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's red. / • Destroy target permanent if it's red.
arachnid654: wrenn's doesnt resolve
LoneGoat:
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
e_bloc: sexy white border
Geckogamer1997: Wren's unresolve
Geckogamer1997: A bolt has been undone
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
nyc_mtg: tron no good
LRRbot: Goblin Tomb Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Mr_Horrible: eating one of those grandma strawberry candies and healing the damage from a bolt of actual lightning
Geckogamer1997: Have tried drawing tron?
Geckogamer1997: Have you*
Mustang_Redcloak: Tron-less Tron, a bold choice
SittingOx: three artifacts is soooo 2009
Mr_Horrible: !card ghitu lavarunner
LRRbot: Ghitu Lavarunner [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | As long as there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Mr_Horrible: god yeah, how far we've come
adept_nekomancer: Bread for every deck
Mr_Horrible: from 2 instants or sorceries to 1 artifact
nyc_mtg: i feel like lembas was one of the primary reasons every single round at Paupergenesis went to turns lmao
nyc_mtg: so much shuffling
LRRbot: Moment's Peace [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Flashback {2}{G}
Mr_Horrible: yeah it's kind of a nightmare common
Geckogamer1997: Monk
Alexjamesrook: Has james considered that since it shuffles in on use, he keeps seeing the same lembas over and over again?
MapleFoniks: @adept_nekomancer Bread for the bread god
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Geckogamer1997: He yearns for the mines
CrossXhunteR: isnt italy geddon
Mr_Horrible: have you ever seen both lembases (lembi?) on the same board at the same time
nyc_mtg: wheeler Paupergenesis was in baltimore
Geckogamer1997: Wrong pauper wheeler
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
SittingOx: feels like wheeler did some good sideboarding
Mr_Horrible: okay but it's extremely funny to imagine Baltimore operating the same way, but *only* for Pauper
CrossXhunteR: nice hits
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Mr_Horrible: that's our wheeler
Mr_Horrible: never misses a bit
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
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Geckogamer1997: THE WURM HAS ARRIVED
nyc_mtg: paupergenesis in baltimore hosted by the new york city pauper league lmao
evethernet: TRON HAS ARRIVED
Geckogamer1997: Yes
nyc_mtg: DAWG I LITERALLY DID
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LoadingReadyRun: We need to see more Urza's buildings. Urza's Sewage Treatment Center, Urza's Bungalow, Urza's Department Store
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Geckogamer1997: Moar wurms!
Mustang_Redcloak:
Oval819: @LoadingReadyRun Urza's Za (pizza place)
BURSKI: I think Urza's Department Store is just called Urza
arachnid654: we do have urza's cave, but I agree, the wastewater treatment plant is unexplored design space
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun many would contend the preponderance of Urza's buildings was one of Dominaria's foremost problems
Geckogamer1997: We also have urza's workshop
LoadingReadyRun: Urza's Building-That-Obviously-Used-to-be-a-Pizza-Hut
SittingOx: turns out wheeler was ride, all he needed to do to win was ride the wurm
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: End the Festivities [R] | Sorcery | End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.
fcloud: Urza's Zaza (drug reference)
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
Geckogamer1997: WURM! WURM! WURM!
arachnid654: urza's storage unit
hidingbox: walking with rhythm apparently
scrambled_doot: Das Vurmen
Mustang_Redcloak: Monster Tron
Micalovits: The triple fog into pyroclasm was rude
Mr_Horrible: I was gonna ask if pelakka wurm is a common yet, but the green pips are probably prohibitive
nyc_mtg: monster tron has maelstrom collosus and pinnacle kill ship yeah
Mustang_Redcloak: Flaring Pain
zelukester: love some tronster
CrossXhunteR: where cruel bent blade
nyc_mtg: !card foot ninjas
LRRbot: Foot Ninjas [4{W/B}{W/B}] | Creature — Human Ninja [5/5] | Sneak {3}{W/B} / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
Mr_Horrible: Bigfoot spec'd into ninja?
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PanPaladin: Gavin seemed frustrated to declare zeta cards pauper legal lol
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InfiniTokens: The Foot clan. Also known as "The Foot"
SittingOx: ninjas seems like a fun pauper deck
InfiniTokens: So it's ninjas from The Foot
CrossXhunteR: wheeler out here pixie posting again
Mr_Horrible: and he played it once and then took lunch
nyc_mtg: wheeler you literally play gruul storm shut up
CrossXhunteR: i lika da papa
Micalovits: Also, something something new cards?
nyc_mtg: pauper yes good
donkeypuncher: i have liked krark clan shaman + toxin sb in gavin’s list
PhorrestGaze: paup off
Geckogamer1997: more pauper please!
fcloud: the Gripper Clan
Mustang_Redcloak: I enjoy the Pauper
MegaDosX: Paup paup
WordAnotherWord: I like it, I'm so interested in starting pauper myself
CrossXhunteR: italian?
SittingOx: Pauper is my favourite format that i actually play
e_bloc: i enjoy
MegaDosX: I'd be keen to see Pauper Commander again
Mr_Horrible: pauper aint' for brokies no more
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Mr_Horrible: been gentrified
emilevitt:
i mean you're not wrong i am broke! 
LRRbot: Goblin Tomb Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
ladyjessica: enjoying pauper
shamblingkrenshar: "fair" and "storm deck" sound mutually exclusive.
ladyjessica: also loving premodern
CrossXhunteR: the synergy
dustfinger_exe: Gimme pauper papa
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's gross, isn't it???
Mustang_Redcloak: Yea. Deck is good
arachnid654: goblin guide?
nyc_mtg: 🏳️⚧️ pauper pride flag
LRRbot: Giant's Boulder [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
donkeypuncher: boulder + wurm seems like the best thing rn. until Monday that is
Geckogamer1997: Tron tomb got raided
LRRbot: Rally at the Hornburg [1R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens. Humans you control gain haste until end of turn.
scrambled_doot: @shamblingkrenshar well it's a storm deck that hits you with a massive creature so like....
scrambled_doot: it's not Grapeshotting you or making an Empty the Warrens board
Mr_Horrible:
remember to breathe, Wheeler
scrambled_doot: it's Seize the Storm+First Day of Class
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact — Food Clue | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
SittingOx: cori has to keep in mind to walk without a rythm
MegaDosX: It's the Day9 strategy, "just fuckin' kill 'em"
LRRbot: Goblin Bushwhacker [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Kicker {R} / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: jeezy petes
MegaDosX: Kerchunk
LoadingReadyRun: Need a Secret Lair with Goblin Tomb Raider dressed as Lara Croft
Micalovits: Mono red go cho cho
MegaDosX: Who have Cori the baseball bat
hidingbox: run him over!
Mr_Horrible: I sure hope that skittle can save him
MegaDosX: Gave
fcloud: im getting wheeler a t-shirt that says "I Love It When You Call Me Big Pauper"
Geckogamer1997: Rally go brrrrrrrrrrr
MegaDosX: Bloody autocorrect
LRRbot: Clockwork Percussionist [R] | Artifact Creature — Monkey Toy [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies, exile the top card of your library. You may play it until the end of your next turn.
Micalovits: I do smell someone having bad breath though
LRRbot: Moment's Peace [1G] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. / Flashback {2}{G}
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
SittingOx: Cori if you had to pick your favourite equipment in magic wich would it be?
CrossXhunteR: some nice hits there
Geckogamer1997: To think this deck used to have kuldotha Rebirth
MegaDosX: Is there anything that makes damage not preventable in Pauper?
Diabore: ohhhh god
Mr_Horrible: whaddya know, sources of non-combat damage
nyc_mtg: @MegaDosX !card flaring pain
nyc_mtg: !card flaring pain ͏
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CrimeSkeleton: @MegaDosX prismatic strands
CrimeSkeleton: @MegaDosX oops misread
Geckogamer1997: Wheeler is at peace
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Weird that the bot couldn't find it, that's the card based on a Scryfall search
Diabore: @MegaDosX 4 cards according to scryfall
LRRbot: Smash to Smithereens [1R] | Instant | Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.
MegaDosX: Thanks chat, wasn't sure how prevalent the effect was at common
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Larkonus: How's his artifact holding up? To smithereens, you say.
CrossXhunteR: monkey trigger
InfiniTokens: Smothered in what? Ketchup? Honey mustard?
Diabore: @MegaDosX only 2 for players though, 2 are creature exclusive
Geckogamer1997: Percussive reminder
MegaDosX: Wheeler hanging on by his fingernails
nyc_mtg: what up worm
LRRbot: Bramble Wurm [6G] | Creature — Wurm [7/6] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, you gain 5 life. / {2}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.
MegaDosX: There it is
Micalovits: Nooooo
evethernet: oh that's brutal
LRRbot: Barrels of Blasting Jelly [1] | Artifact | {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.
Geckogamer1997: WURM WURM WURM!
Mr_Horrible: they pay him in woims
arachnid654: is wheeler supposed to have a muffin
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
arachnid654: or is this game 2
hidingbox: how much burn you got there?
MegaDosX: That wurm is a problem
LoadingReadyRun: Can't handle that Jelly
Scarbble: i don't think they're ready
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: End the Festivities [R] | Sorcery | End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Geckogamer1997: Oh those blasted barrels of jelly
Mr_Horrible:
PanPaladin: The Skyrim method
LRRbot: Cryogen Relic [1U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a stun counter on up to one target tapped creature.
MrPipboy3000: Emotional support bread
Mr_Horrible: stopping to have the best cookie of his life
InfiniTokens: "Please, sir, may I have some more safety?"
fcloud: me when i order Extra Hot at the thai place
Mr_Horrible:
thoughtseize bug
CrossXhunteR: that's some stabilization
Micalovits: Damn, think Wheeler got there
LoneGoat: he can't keep getting a wurm with this
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, add {R}{G}.
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mai_Andra: ♫ We can bred if we want to~ ♫ wait...
SittingOx: yeah the longer the game goes on the more likely it is for the tron deck to win
Geckogamer1997: This like going into the inventory and eating all the cheese you collected over the game
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Geckogamer1997: @SittingOx Inevitably baby
goombalax: there's something extremely funny to me about proxied commons
CrossXhunteR: he can't keep getting away with it
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
dustfinger_exe: Should bramble worm be banned?
Geckogamer1997: No
nyc_mtg: no lol
LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: Welp
scrambled_doot: @dustfinger_exe nah, the problem is giant's boulder
Geckogamer1997: WURM WURM WURM
donkeypuncher: i like pop lembas with scry/draw trigger on
Mustang_Redcloak: RIP
CrossXhunteR: o7
hidingbox: they always come in herds
Alexjamesrook: It also doesn't have haste
SittingOx: i mean if my monored opponents plays that out of nowhere, i would concede
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
CrossXhunteR: i saw a Second Rite lethal in standard just the other day
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Mustang_Redcloak:
FixTheJames: CORI IS A WARLOCK!!!!
adept_nekomancer: What, no second rite?
Diabore: and cori has no mana
Mr_Horrible: an abundance of eggs
hidingbox: looking at this, maybe price of progress shouldn't be pre banned. (this is a joke)
Geckogamer1997: 6 6
SittingOx: A RAGAVAN IN THE CORNER
e_bloc: offer the draw
LoneGoat: praise wurm
LRRbot: Mysidian Elder [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
nyc_mtg: pauper!!
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
Geckogamer1997: Praise wurm
arachnid654: do we have time for not winners?
Micalovits: Those fogs and breath weapons carried you so so hard
dustfinger_exe: Loser match?
e_bloc: great match
CrossXhunteR: when Elves
Geckogamer1997: Was fun watching!
pleonasticTautology: absolutely loving the pauper!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Dog_of_Myth:
nyc_mtg: wheeler you have won an invitation to paupergenesis 2027
LoneGoat: what about the ice cream
ladyjessica: winner!
ladyjessica: I cream!
definenull: the ppepers!
ladyjessica: fun is fun
Diabore: 2 guest!
Robot_Bones: are these the new cards?
SittingOx: the ppr in two weeks!!!
Mr_Horrible: ooh, very nice
pleonasticTautology:
BDG!
WokenClick: oh dang
WokenClick: he's fun
CrossXhunteR: brian david gilbert, creator of reality fracture?
MegaDosX: Hell yeah BDG
CatTreeDreamCar: BDG??? Love it.
Robot_Bones: oh there goes gravity
Natedogg2: !decklist
Dog_of_Myth: Jace has been busy
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
pleonasticTautology: oh wow.
definenull: congrats on the 15 year... reign?
e_bloc: damn
Dog_of_Myth:
Robot_Bones: While we goofed about in NY, Jace was studying the fracture
e_bloc: the one I got on monday was wubrg
MegaDosX: But I want a button
nyc_mtg: @Robot_Bones hey now we had a great time in new york city
CrossXhunteR: oh, that was batman?
pleonasticTautology:
we got our "i 
wubrg" button, it rules.
e_bloc:
Mr_Horrible: deechee friends
e_bloc: the three magnateers
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Diabore: LETS GO SHOOTY
Lord_Hosk: I can't afford Pubg
CrossXhunteR: yes
BrowneePointz: atm machine
lochnessseammonster:
e_bloc: use your pin number
Diabore: oh thats a screen shot
e_bloc: you should time him out for 10 minutes to start the stream
BrowneePointz: I too shift at midnight
Mr_Horrible: it is not your card
CrossXhunteR: wheeler, can you unban lutri again
RatherLargeToad: he’s gonna go there, and then..he’ll be there
Diabore: is this your bonus stream
BrowneePointz: I’ve heard it runs okay
Diabore: huh
Mr_Horrible:
BrowneePointz: wut
RatherLargeToad: is this a Transformers thing?
RatherLargeToad: Auto-Pets, roll out!
Diabore: i only played a bit because of how many micro transactions there seemed to be
Dog_of_Myth:
adept_nekomancer:
Chenderle:
Robot_Bones: James out of retirement?
geckoinasuit: just got back from my first draft night in 2 years because of lrr's cube content
e_bloc: because you get paid for it too
geckoinasuit: i am reluctantly out of retirement it seems
lochnessseammonster:
i love that you attack in commander james
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat:
RatherLargeToad:
I recommend Dhalsim for White/Green commander 
Mr_Horrible: you're our peer, James Turner
DeM0nFiRe:
hidingbox: tough, but fiar
ThorSokar: I can tell this totally hasn't been bothering Wheeler for a while...
hidingbox: fair*
e_bloc: then we can wedge and shard
LoadingReadyRun: MtG-nitude sayz: Paup! Paup! Is that anything?
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Chenderle: @LoadingReadyRun that's pretty good
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