SnackPak_:
book
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
accountmadeforants:

RockPusher: not just turgid but surprisingly so
shendaras:
book 
accountmadeforants:
Cheese blunts is what they use for poutine right 
Juliamon: honestly "surprisingly turgid cheese blunts" is how I'd describe tteokbokki
accountmadeforants: Also I've seen a stream of Orbitals and I don't think there's a more compelling reason to buy two Switch 2s.
accountmadeforants: (I guess there's also local co-op)
TXC2: Title change!
accountmadeforants: Are we not all prisoners of time?
SnackPak_:

accountmadeforants:

TXC2: CONTACT
PharaohBender27:
!
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TXC2: Hello Everybody
Vinewood_OG: Ooooooh!
lirazel64: Boy oh boy, do I need this today!
GedankenPalast_:

jadielady: hey y'all
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Almost done with magnakai books
PharaohBender27: So glad I caught up on the previous DF last weekend.
accountmadeforants: Is time travel a jailbreak of time?
Pal_Friendpatine: I have just had one of the busiest months of my life, not to mention the last few days, and finally I can rest. I forgot about this today and this, it turns out, is exactly what I need.
accountmadeforants: And hello hello
TXC2: hello accountmadeforants welcome
accountmadeforants:
@Pal_Friendpatine 
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NovahTalAura: hooray!! time for doctor recommended Adam chaos!!
Tuxbeej: Keep good notes for me today, workers of the world. I will not be in attendance.
TXC2: Here we GO!
e_bloc:
@Tuxbeej 
TXC2: Hello Adam
ArtDecoSunburn: Yay!
SnackPak_: it us, we're the stinkies
ArtDecoSunburn: Ohh.
e_bloc: oh he is a lone wolf today
BraveOthello: No Beej?!
TXC2: hello Paul
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy,
! 
ArtOfStuttering: No beej!
Mai_Andra: oh no... i feel called out
TXC2: Get well soon Beej
ArtDecoSunburn: Hello, Adam and Paul.
accountmadeforants: Hello non-stinkies!
e_bloc: that means it's up to chat to keep detailed notes
NovahTalAura: get well soon Beej!
betweenmyself:
Prattling Pates in Elden Ring I think 
James_the_Dabbler: If I had a nickel for every one of these books Adam did, I’d have 11 nickels. Which makes sense since it’s the 11th book
TXC2: !patreon
jhmv: hello
NovahTalAura: positive vibes to Adam as well today!
e_bloc: the property taxes on the summersword are insane
TXC2: !dragonshield
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jessicaengle: Hello!
jhmv: I''ve been catching up on the youtube
jessicaengle: We're here.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @James_the_Dabbler But yet the 12th stream
Omnipotrevor: You mean, if you played a lot of tabletop games anywhere other than the office
TXC2: !store
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jessicaengle: !quote store
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: !findquote store
LRRbot: Quote #461: "That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!" —Graham [2015-07-15]
jhmv: good bot
TXC2: jessicaengle sadly the store itself does not speak
jessicaengle: lol
jessicaengle: I'm sure that's for the best
e_bloc: teeth
jhmv: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4141: "I'm pretty sure James has seen my testicles." —Adam [2017-04-06]
rensti14: I’m wearing my jobby tee now! it rules.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TXC2 So Beej isn't the store turned into a person?
accountmadeforants: The LRR Assful Chaps
Sarah_Serinde:
Look Australia deserves seasonal things too 
TXC2: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters as far as we know, no
PharaohBender27: Well for the Antipodeans . . .
Juliamon: I mean, you released the toque and scarf in the spring...
jhmv: it's always time for croptops
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 ! 
Coherent_Noise: Woo we're here!
BraveOthello: If you've never seen any LRR stuff you picked a weird first video
TXC2:
when are we gonna get LRR branded Bodybuilding style stringer vests? 
jadielady: I really like LRR
accountmadeforants: Unless you tell it to someone who already knows about LRR
SnackPak_: uhoh
e_bloc: i forced my friends to watch it when they came over to play magic
NoxStryx: I mean they do make crop top sweaters
smertmonkey: is that stiner math?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
is this math? "no, it's a riddle" 
RockPusher:

BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants Nope, it's just math!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The all puzzles book.
MenomeAlice: I'm waiting on LRR branded prophylactics
accountmadeforants: @BraveOthello That's fair, maths math
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Coherent_Noise: Yay more Lone Wolf
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e_bloc: there was a cliffhanger. . . which was more of just a cliff-faller
Sarah_Serinde: one side
RealGamerCow: well the numbering is one half
Omnipotrevor: Numbered pages
DoodlestheGreat: One side.
gualdhar: one side, one page number
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: one side
ArtDecoSunburn: Page versus sheet.
jacqui_lantern234: one side, like a normal person
e_bloc: every numbered page is one page
NovahTalAura: numbered
PharaohBender27: You were going to get the last three orbs and the big baddie threw you into the Shadow Realm
e_bloc: that's why they're numbered
TXC2: printers count both sides as 2 pages
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @PharaohBender27 He did touch one of the balls though.
jessicaengle: Take whatever win you can, a leaf in a book is def 2 pages.
PharaohBender27: He's read five *leafs*
e_bloc: gatekeeping reading
NoxStryx: @MenomeAlice a DiLRRphragm?
accountmadeforants: Is a folding leaflet one big page? These are the questions science refuses to answer.
TXC2:
I had to do it for PE once 
Wrexadecimal:
the boy's back at it 
NovahTalAura: Adam went to detention? unbelievable
jessicaengle: m-m-m-m-multipencil
RealGamerCow: one word all the way down is the tech.
e_bloc: if it was in trigonometry would that make you a polymath
accountmadeforants: That's a problem for future Adam
NoxStryx: But emotional punishment was still ok.
accountmadeforants:
I was gonna say they made me write that stuff, but then I realized I'm the same age as y'all so I still don't know 
flouncy_magooo: Our teacher once locked us in a room until we learned the lesson
public_key_reveal_party: I never got punished in high school, even when I probably should have been
e_bloc: largely because I don't do pushups
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo yea, push-ups and getting chalk throw at my head
Wrexadecimal: The punishment works on anybody except theater kids
e_bloc: I got detention once and I don't even remember why
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Tuxbeej: sing WAP
MenomeAlice: We had a supply maths teacher who used to be a circus performer, and would balance tables and chairs on his chin
accountmadeforants: @MenomeAlice What that's sick
NovahTalAura: beej bring chaos in chat I see
e_bloc: at least Beej is here in spirit in chat
public_key_reveal_party: When you were a kid?
jacqui_lantern234: adam, youre a smartass now
Coherent_Noise:
1000
NovahTalAura: @jacqui_lantern234 a successful one too
Wrexadecimal:

PharaohBender27: Dang
e_bloc:

thedepthandbreadthofseth: There were like 4 or 5 teachers that absolutely did work to help me graduate.
e_bloc: oh I didn't study for anything ever until like my second semester of college
jacqui_lantern234: i once had a teacher who would GLARE at me an refuse to answer my questions whenever i raised my hand or spoke up to ask something
ContingentCat: I would be good in class, or at least quiet, but never did homework
jessicaengle: @e_bloc Same. It did not go well for me
accountmadeforants:
I had undiagnosed (or misdiagnosed, I guess) ADHD so teachers just thought I was really inattentive 
flouncy_magooo: That's me. Lazy af but could bullshit my way through school like no answer. There wasn't an essay topic i couldn't improvise on.
e_bloc: @jessicaengle yeah turns out I should have learned how to study
NightValien28: YES, love me some adam reading
RealGamerCow: I had a teacher that would add into the humming randomly
accountmadeforants: BARS
PharaohBender27:

jacqui_lantern234: BWAHAHAHA
flouncy_magooo:

ContingentCat: gottem
e_bloc:

ShaneLeeAtk: I did something like that at a hoity toity banquet with the crystal goblets. We interrupted a prof receiting Ode to a Grecian Urn.
MenomeAlice: Our middle school French teacher had a nervous breakdown and went to teach cookery to adults instead
TXC2:
and there's me, the guy with permanent writers block who once handed in an assignment that was 4 single line sentences 
jhmv: I had a teacher that started ranting and midway through went "Your parents! Your parents! Your parents!" and left the class
ghizmou: chalk throwing was a professional sports for teachers
e_bloc: I think chalk is fine, in the 90s, not so much now
PharaohBender27: Definitely had a Spanish teacher who threw a pencil in anger that barely missed me (wasn't at me in particular, but still)
flouncy_magooo: My worst moment was trying to get my religion teacher to denounce god after 9/11
TXC2: Privously on Book
jhmv: he was trying to destroy them
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: was there a haunted forest?
jacqui_lantern234:
yeah, im in chat! 
Juliamon: Well here I go, wish me luck!
ghizmou: if only someone took notes during those sessions
e_bloc: I mean no one has anything like the magna kai discipline of divination
PharaohBender27: There was an Isle of Ghosts
PharaohBender27:
@Juliamon 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, we saw a picture of him several books ago
e_bloc:
@Juliamon

SnackPak_: its waspanator
RatherLargeToad: are we a psychic type? that would be weak to bug
e_bloc: 6 nouns so far
e_bloc: well I guess it's at least not fully umbral
RatherLargeToad: the shadow realm. Watch out for card games
flouncy_magooo: Penumbral is when my crotch casts a shadow
jacqui_lantern234: tag urself, im The Penumbral Void
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Thandres: to the phantom zone!
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NotCainNorAbel: I'm tired of writing about this land; guess I'm sending things through a portal
MenomeAlice: We tried to recruit someone to cross Ghost Island but we accidentally killed all his friends and ran away, then got across Ghost Island anyway
BusTed: people who they don't want to deal with anymore
Electrodyne: I'm very excited to be here for one of these. Normally I listen in podcast form
Invitare: they always get out of the regular gaols too
TXC2: it's so funny that Alcatraz is still used to mean "super prison" given that it closed over 50 years ago
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh ya, and we fought an ugly dog
shendaras: We did meet that guy who got upset with us in the bar and then tried to kill us in his town ..
PharaohBender27: @MenomeAlice Right, and we ran into that one asshole from an earlier book again
public_key_reveal_party: I am a phantom zone abolitionist
raulghoulia: the only people to survive the destruction of Krypton are Superman and ALL THE CRIMINALS
Vinewood_OG: There's a metaphor in here somewhere. But subtext is for cowards.
Invitare: it's probably full of phantoms
e_bloc: prison over-crowding because batman won't snap a neck once in a while
Omnipotrevor: LEGO Batman one seemed fun
TXC2: it was in Smallville
MenomeAlice: @PharaohBender27 REMEMBER HIM
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is filled with Rolls Royces
SnackPak_: ay ay captain
TXC2:
raulghoulia and the people of Kandor..... but they might fit into that second group 
LoadingReadyRun:
btw, is my voice a good volume on the stream?
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun yeap, it's great
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun yes. youre awesome and wonderful and smart and can do no wrong
jessicaengle: Tones are dulcet.
e_bloc: my sword has sun eagle .50 written on the side of it, and yours says replica
TXC2:
e_bloc 
SnackPak_: ooo
jacqui_lantern234:
cant unthink THAT 
jessicaengle: Awooooooo
ButButTheJesus: hi fokls, how's the wolf
TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus welcome
jacqui_lantern234: @jessicaengle uwu? 🤔
MenomeAlice: And Alcatraz means 'pelican'
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
if you meet someone who shares a spirit with you AND they don't know your parents, do you... you know 
PharaohBender27:

TXC2: MenomeAlice really? neat
SnackPak_: oh I like that
BusTed: whoa
jessicaengle: Ohhhh nooooo
PharaohBender27: l'Jette!
Vinewood_OG: In Valen's name
RatherLargeToad: bootstrap
e_bloc: oh yeah
TXC2: so a predestination paradox ?
e_bloc: we're valen
raulghoulia: man, I havent seen 12 monkeys in a while.
jessicaengle:
Are we our own grandfather? 
mercano82: Zathras likes this theory
e_bloc: @Vinewood_OG same thought
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: so we're our own great great great... great gandpa
e_bloc: maybe we can meet the vorlons in this book
SquareDotCube: Or it's a Limbo of the Lost situation
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Both
raulghoulia: Brad Pitt is also in it
TXC2: both were in it
ArtDecoSunburn: For Brad Pitt too.
RatherLargeToad: havet seen monkey 1 through 11 yet
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RatherLargeToad Go to a few zoos.
ArtDecoSunburn: The "12 Monkeys" series is not bad either.
accountmadeforants: Damn we've been at this quest for 12 years
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bruce Willis is the Hero sent back through time, Brad Pitt is, presumably, the one he needed to stop.
TXC2: I think it was the 2nd movie Pitt was in after Thelma and Louise
Invitare: I didn't see anything that happened last time. Well, after Adam randomly killed the Partisans anyway. Haven't found the time
PharaohBender27: Never seen 12 monkeys, but have seen "La Jetée" (which I misspelled earlier), which was an inspiration for it
MenomeAlice: @accountmadeforants By the time we finish these books...
jacqui_lantern234:
i LOVE Cloaca 
MenomeAlice: Is this why the final book is so thick, it's 50% prologue?
TXC2: !quote 9621
LRRbot: Quote #9621: "Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up." —Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
PharaohBender27:
@MenomeAlice 
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 now im concerned that you knew that one by heart 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: All I know is that in Bill and Ted, Rufus never says his own name. He is introduced to past Bill and Ted by future Bill and Ted.
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 why did I look up at the screen just now and read that
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 nah, I went to the trouble of looking it up 
e_bloc: when the sour turns to sweet
ButButTheJesus: now I'll have to wonder what that means or know what that means
SnackPak_: classic Lone Wolf
TXC2: ButButTheJesus my advice is to have it mean whatever you need it to mean
e_bloc: and it was a misunderstanding right
BusTed: mmhm
PharaohBender27: You didn't just say they were liars - you challenged him with your weapon!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ButButTheJesus it's something you should have learned from steve irwin.
lirazel64: Blame Beej.
thatguysteve2709: Blame beej
tsp397: That sounds accurate
Juliamon: that dastardly Dery
raulghoulia: did Beej have us run into that wall 12 times?
accountmadeforants: !quote 8200
LRRbot: Quote #8200: "I think we can all agree: this is Beej's fault." —Wheeler [2022-08-31]
ContingentCat: shrodinger's Beej's fault
ButButTheJesus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth crikey!
ShaneLeeAtk:

jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 cheater! 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
yup 
accountmadeforants: Got quick-time evented
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, do I want to do a "mixed-up" premiere draft?
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Always Blame Beej 
PharaohBender27: Right, and we reunited with Paido!
jacqui_lantern234:
@PharaohBender27 i LOVE Pie Dough 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Iron Gantry one of my favorite prog rock bands.
e_bloc: it is canon
couchboyj: Baxter Stockman ass villian
lirazel64: He sounds constipated.
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth it's a chaos draft, where ever pack are cards from different random sets
Thefluffiestguineapig: How much have I missed being late?
Juliamon: Just the recap
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Still on the intro
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig we're still on the recap
e_bloc: also part robot
MenomeAlice: Great, now he's a robot fly
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 that wasn't my question. this would be my third.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, this is still recap? Awesome, I feel good about reheating my food now
Vinewood_OG: DS9
KnightRiderDDR: Daziarn - that's where that traitor wizard was sent after Lone Wold snathced him from the ice caverns.
thatguysteve2709: We've got vaguely eastern European when do get doctor claw
TXC2:
thedepthandbreadthofseth oh
well do you have the gold/gems for it? do have the time and inclination?
ContingentCat: DS9 is pretty good
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
ArtDecoSunburn: DS9 is great.
Juliamon: yeah, we talked a while about school punishments before getting underway
Vinewood_OG: "inconceivable!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 probably.
ArtDecoSunburn: "Far Beyond the Stars."
TXC2: DS9 is legit great TV
jacqui_lantern234: @ArtDecoSunburn YOURE GREAT!!!!!!!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't think it means what you think it means.
e_bloc: far beyond the stars slaps
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 YOURE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
e_bloc: also the visitor
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I think it is good, and has some deep lows as well. But I'm a Next Gen person myself
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 I am, thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi jacqui, how are you today?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: look, the villain doesn't need to be smart if we're already going around killing some allies and fleeing from the rest
e_bloc: psi screen?
RatherLargeToad: didn’t he betray Megatron?
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig as someone who thinks DS9 is better then TNG, I will freely admit there are some dogshit bad DS9 episodes
jacqui_lantern234:
@Thefluffiestguineapig cant complain, no one would listen if i did 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether I mean, it helps because in some stories the hero's ineptitude doesn't help a bad villain put a good plan together
QuixoticScrivener: "you and your f'ing rope!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the worst episode of DS9 is still way better than the worst TNG
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Oh there's some TRASH TNG episodes
PharaohBender27: *cough*Code of Honor*cough*
Wolfstrike_NL: Didn't we have one situation were we needed and had double rope?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I think it depends on what you are counting as part of the "worst" and what you push into the hole as "mistakes"
TXC2: maps!
Mr_Horrible: we love map inserts in fantasy books
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Always need a map
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's to remind us of home
jacqui_lantern234:
we got a map, but jokes on this game, Adam cant read!!! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: {narrator} He would need this map later
Mr_Horrible: oh is that the inside of the dust jacket? That's dope
Jillexie: There are other books set in the Southern part.
PipeSmokingOwl: D&D used to have tournament play
PipeSmokingOwl: speed run see how much gold u get
ForOhForError: Adventurer's League sort of thing?
PipeSmokingOwl: stuff like that
noSmokeFire: D&D used to have a competitive scene where you'd go through modules trying to e.g. get the most gold
silenceaux: You successfully dungeon the dragon
TK_Squared: D&D Championships ended in 2013.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair enough. It's partly generational. Luckily there's enough "Trek" to go around for all.
Aitsu111: DnD started as a Wargame
RealGamerCow: IIRC it was getting through a module the quickest or with the most treasure
Omnipotrevor: See who can take down an encounter the fastest?
noSmokeFire: the Tomb of Annihilation has doors that are only _plated_ in adamantine because people kept stealing the doors and leaving
couchboyj: I think its people all running through the same dungeon
accountmadeforants: @PipeSmokingOwl Isn't that what Tomb Of Annihilation was originally for?
SquareDotCube: they just kept throwing THAC0 at the DM until they threw up their hands and gave up
Coherent_Noise: Back when a module wasn't meant to be won
PipeSmokingOwl: yup
ArtDecoSunburn: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether Not to mentioning complaining about all the town we pass through and ultimately doom.
wholsometiger: My dad competed, he was nationally ranked
BusTed: pretty much
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The Championship was a multi-round event. Pre-generated player characters were provided to the players. The many Dungeon Masters were provided with the same adventure to run. The adventure was divided into three parts, one for each round. Each round was about four hours long. All teams competed in the first round, and were scored after each round based on their progress through the adventure.
wholsometiger: They competed for roleplay too, and it was voted on by the table
RealGamerCow: I went to a convention in 89 that had literally a D&D battle royal tournament. 32 characters fighting each other in a big arena
Jillexie: Weekly resets
dreezebreeze: MDI Tomb Of Anhillation
dreezebreeze: ToA +22
TK_Squared: It's Tomb of Horrors.
lirazel64: Sounds like a solid premise for Dice Friends.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: @ArtDecoSunburn to be fair, they *are* really smelly
Vinewood_OG:
If only you worked someplace with a bunch of rpg nuts, with a barrel of dice, and a bunch of furniture. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Absolutely, there's also the idea of "ok, DS9 got the best lessons from TNG"
RealGamerCow: Yeah it was a "You assholes are too overpowerd"
QuixoticScrivener: You can run Table Friends.
QuixoticScrivener: You can make this happen.
accountmadeforants: "The lever was a knife all along"
TXC2: there was a feeling of players Vs the DM
e_bloc: after a player death, I want a DM to say 'well that was a scripted kill'
Coherent_Noise: Chainmail and the white pamphlets were a time
RealGamerCow: its a super toxic environment, but some people like that
BusTed: Down The Hole
Coherent_Noise: Nice recap. Its like Beej never left us
BraveOthello: Better than Zinc Dude
raulghoulia: built different
patrick_stonecrusher: pg 20 noscope
Juliamon: keming!!
Jillexie: Rn
PharaohBender27: Kerning strikes again!
couchboyj: You slowly rise from your super hero landing, and your knees don't hurt at all
WiJohn: So we've just been throwing people in there, it's probably fine
jacqui_lantern234:
@Juliamon at least its not kuming
(im so sorry)
e_bloc: so we were choosing between a) giving up and staying here forever or b) trying to not do that
noSmokeFire: you run into a Lone Wolf WITHOUT a mustache
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh, I guess I'm asshole
jacqui_lantern234: didnt that happen in Scott Pilgrim?
e_bloc:
2222
Aitsu111: Oh no we are in Dark Sun
GedankenPalast_:

AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: peek-a-boo
jessicaengle: It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
e_bloc: well you were just in a very dark void and now it's really bright, it's probably a shock to your eyes
SquareDotCube: I don't think there are any ferns there
jacqui_lantern234:
if tunics are so good, then why arent there any 3nics? 
e_bloc: I can dig it
jacqui_lantern234: hehehehehehehe "fissure" "shaft"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: good old reliable firesphere.
RealGamerCow: I know we have this death laser sword, but I prefer this dagger
jhmv: unwholesome smell?
jessicaengle: Maybe at some point we might have found a SuperSummerSwerd
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also there are rules to leave some special items at home (at the start of most books)
BusTed: that's how they describe me
SquareDotCube: "sweet but unwholesome" so lead?
e_bloc: very sweet, very unwholesome
jacqui_lantern234: i LOVE the Alien Gays
Omnipotrevor: @jacqui_lantern234 With their horny heads
RatherLargeToad: a Primeape
SquareDotCube: we're a car now
TXC2:
Psion Kai is either a kids cartoon show, or an "AI" company 
TheWriterAleph: "no-no, shhh, don't wake up, don't tell mom"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you didn't know KEKW
SnackPak_: beej is out albatross
GedankenPalast_:

TXC2: !clips
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Vinewood_OG: Kayfabe, Paul!
BusTed:

jacqui_lantern234:

AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej outed.
Snowcookies: you didn't?
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT KNOW
SnackPak_: I thought it was a bit
Omnipotrevor: Time to switch to a d-10?
BusTed: you never noticed how the pencil dragged
TXC2: Adam respects Kayfabe
lirazel64: Well, it *is* more random.
raulghoulia: say goodbye to snitch chat. say hello to snitch paul
Snowcookies: I thought you two planned that all the time
jacqui_lantern234:
and the right thing is moving the page if it gets reactions like this 
patrick_stonecrusher: tell all paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh we love how invested in Kayfabe Adam is
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What about humans?
e_bloc: we use the magna kai discipline of murder
TheWriterAleph: maybe very slowly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes it will
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hamsters are powered by hate
MenomeAlice: Hamster is stuck in its silly ball, like a wizard in a jar
jacqui_lantern234: i used to have gerbils when i was a kid, and they absolutely recognized me
e_bloc: +5 karma
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Gerbils are smarter and better than hamsters
jacqui_lantern234: they probably knew me as "the large thing that feeds us"
jacqui_lantern234: but still, they DEFINITELY recognized me
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we told it "go back to sleep". the lizard monster chose this path
e_bloc: imagine a dragon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc just one?
e_bloc: so far
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: is there confetti?
TXC2: we can only afford one, budget cuts
patrick_stonecrusher: he's in his boxers first
MenomeAlice: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether If a pack of Chocolate Hobnobs told me to go back to sleep, I'm probably going to try and eat it
TXC2: the monster became killed
Pal_Friendpatine: I help care for an African Lungfish. Supposedly they recognize their caretakers. I like to think she recognizes me/us.
shushu2539: couldn't you just befriend the creature?
couchboyj: Lone Wolf sings the death jingle as he watches it die
Thefluffiestguineapig: Octopi will recognize the caretakers they like vs visiting researchers. And they will specifically do things like squirt water in the faces of the people they don't like even months later
Omnipotrevor: A lack of hair indicates a lack of humanity?
Pal_Friendpatine: Octopodes are cool
patrick_stonecrusher: band of brothers
couchboyj: They're identical triplets
tsp397: This seems like pay to win
TheDigitalDeer: Pay-to-win mechanics smh
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I like those odds
Invitare: "If you decide to draw your weapon..."
Izandai: The truth will set you free.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Instructions unclear, gets out pad of paper
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've got good news and bad news Adam
FoxyJewels: not without prior untruth
wholsometiger: The truth will set you free
jacqui_lantern234:
Yanis: one letter away from Yanus 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @FoxyJewels I mean, as someone in veterinary medicine there are people who will absolutely choose to refuse treatment if they don't like the truth of a disgnosis. Not often in my experience but apparently it can happen
couchboyj: Next time: Lone Wolf vs the TSR Lawsuit
TXC2: people will often take a comforting lie over a harsh truth
e_bloc: well it is the phantom zone
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: notably we didn't say it smells good, we just choose to ignore the smell this time
SnackPak_: cant wait for this place to anor londo
silenceaux: Really this is the urban sprawl problem applied to a fantasy setting
FoxyJewels: hunting ground could be local to their settlement but that could be distant to a city
RealGamerCow: that is sweet
accountmadeforants: Rad
jacqui_lantern234: YAY ART
patrick_stonecrusher: they're feeding a city
accountmadeforants: Actually the dragon is taking a selfie
TXC2: right chat I'm off
accountmadeforants:
@TXC2 
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam and Paul
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
e_bloc: we are the sun eagle
BraveOthello: They're all subtly different colors st least
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 take care, nerd
SquareDotCube: it'd practically blind you
patrick_stonecrusher: tree like plants, aka trees
lirazel64: Steel and silver are really different.
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couchboyj: Kai discipline of metallurgy
Vinewood_OG: Everything? You didn't even know Beej was moving the paper.
SquareDotCube: It's the heatsink for their mining rig. It just actually mines precious metals
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's like insulated glass and there's an air gap in between the metal and the inside
Invitare: why didn't they talk to you with their mind BEFORE?
FoxyJewels: maybe the shiny construction is to maximize lighting for the city from the dim sky
BusTed: do they have giant toilets
Invitare: instead of using the language that's not their own
SnackPak_: time to snoop
Izandai: Far Cry 2 alternate ending.
NotCainNorAbel: you mean what Beej wants
YFiddler: are they good bones?
SquareDotCube: turns out this is the dark side of the moon
e_bloc: maybe only bad things happen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Beej just wants good riffs and jokes
PharaohBender27: Yep, 4
WiJohn: But you're great at making bad descisions!
e_bloc: yeah I was just thinking it was far cry]
shushu2539: stays put and becames a prisioner
Invitare: and then you get the good ending
e_bloc: it's amazingh
Izandai: Yeah you just hang out with the rich guy, go kite surfing or something, have a nice vacation.
Invitare: they move with purpleness
FoxyJewels: they ARE ants etc etc
jacqui_lantern234:
beholder?! i hardly know her!!!!! 
Izandai: I think what's-his-face referred to the Beholder as a he earlier?
BusTed: jetlag
Omnipotrevor: It would be rude to hunt now, considering what they charged you with
SquareDotCube: just what I want, my dragonport to suffer the same snags as an airport
Invitare: have you ever looked at a staircase and thought "Wow those stairs are superb!"
Invitare: omg if it's Paido
Izandai: Yup.
SquareDotCube: I mean I've seen some grand staircases, and then there's those masterwork pieces made for earning titles in guilds long ago
Jillexie: It's the Watcher!
couchboyj: Its Wallace Shawn
TheWriterAleph:

Izandai:

VrolikSyndrome: WOAH
BusTed: oh
Omnipotrevor: Problem?
e_bloc:

VrolikSyndrome: he's just a lil guy
RealGamerCow: oh my god
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
Wrexadecimal: "Don't talk to me or my son", etc
ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare Once. (Gazes off in the distance)
Darleysam:

SquareDotCube: oh hey Thor
Izandai: Awesome.
TheWriterAleph: quaaaaiiiid
NotCainNorAbel: Kang
FoxyJewels: what in the Gradius
e_bloc:

Juliamon: BE NOT AFRAID
BraveOthello: It's just a little guy!
lirazel64: Super brain.
shushu2539: behold the holder of the beholder
patrick_stonecrusher: buff smithers and mr burns
Izandai:

TheWriterAleph:

jacqui_lantern234:
@Juliamon im not afraid, just concerned 
BusTed:

Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon
with this kind of vibe
Invitare: it doesn't even look like a bird
RealGamerCow: so vascular
Izandai: Are you seeing those limbs?
jacqui_lantern234: yeah! we've looked in a mirror
RatherLargeToad: It’s not even eating any dung
BusTed:

accountmadeforants:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he have a Krang?
couchboyj: Lone Wolf would find nerds loathsome
Invitare: Krang surely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj He already finds all corvids loathsome
jacqui_lantern234:
thats still the voice, meeser savydyan! 
Vinewood_OG:
"Shredder, build me a body!" 
RealGamerCow: "I am a Daziarn Eigh"
RatherLargeToad: “I’m the bees knees”
accountmadeforants: "I have not had much luck on human Tinder, this is how I know"
patrick_stonecrusher: how do you think l landed this slab of beef
FoxyJewels: human nature: exists
RatherLargeToad: but definitely not neutral
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
not is, @LoadingReadyRun
, "could be"
FoxyJewels: my psychic power tells me he ISN'T a centrist and seriously, thank goodness, really
7gorobei: is this clint howard from that star trek episode?
ghizmou: huge balls
e_bloc: is this a sex dungeon
accountmadeforants: "Remember that scene in Batman with all the cameras, that's me"
e_bloc: fanciest glory hole I've ever seen
ContingentCat: not to be mistaken with the bee holder
Lord_Hosk: @e_bloc Everything is a Sex Dungeon if you believe
e_bloc: truer words
patrick_stonecrusher: oh sick you're inside a cathode ray tube
TheMerricat: bleaching already. Man, decay happens fast in this plane
BusTed: 🌩️ 🌩️ 🌩️
ghizmou: that s trippy
VrolikSyndrome: Gimme a corner piece
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Air, earth, and fire are there too
FoxyJewels: legally not discworld
ghizmou: there s just plain pieces of pizza, no tomato no cheese
e_bloc: AI show me a fantasy setting that is also a lasagna
247Gremlin: Are you in a Dyson sphere?
Strebenherz: Crap I thought this started later. Hows lone wolf been?
RatherLargeToad: it’s still under warranty even
Lord_Hosk: Ill bet you stiffen as he probes you, you freak
e_bloc: we all scream for psi scream
couchboyj: The DM bought the Planescape book
accountmadeforants: So we were about to get Scanners'd without Psi-Screen?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: for the first time ever, you get to use psyscreen. It does nothing
frnknstn: I thought "wall"
FoxyJewels: uhoh
shushu2539: you earned the tyrant's respect
lawnmowerelves: now that I dealt you psychic damage, I’ll help you all I can
couchboyj: Here in this world, not his slice specifically
RatherLargeToad: like ESPN
FoxyJewels: "I want to fill this space with people whose traits I value" ... "the weak are not welcome" uhhhh
TheWriterAleph: sriracha?
accountmadeforants: @FoxyJewels The Beholder only wants big slabs of man-meat, you must understand.
e_bloc: glacier is here
BusTed: Rand McNally?
ArtDecoSunburn: This guy's got a lot of globes.
lawnmowerelves: people throw ducks at balloons
patrick_stonecrusher: eeen comuneest vhozada
Strebenherz: I thought beholders could hover, are they just being lazy by telling someone to move em around?
accountmadeforants: Got your passport stamped
silenceaux: Had a layover here
e_bloc: yeah we just had a layover
ArtDecoSunburn: Didn't get to try to local beholder cuisine.
e_bloc: conincidentally Beej is absent
shushu2539: deep mind probing aside, yeah, harmless
couchboyj: Good instincts to ignore your instincts boss. O7
Izandai: We Smash Bros Ultimate now?
TheWriterAleph: gotta go fast
accountmadeforants: Almost got killed by a door again
voren_chalco: This world clearly needs better public transit
accountmadeforants: @voren_chalco "You can teleport anywhere instantly but if you do someone punches you" beats having to transfer between trains
BusTed:

catcard: REAL
FoxyJewels: unless basalt
VrolikSyndrome: Monoliths are where the good loot is at
shushu2539: 2001 Space Oddysey teached us otherwise
accountmadeforants: They could give you cool powers
e_bloc: yeah it was pretty ok in 2001
ArtDecoSunburn: The Easter Island monoliths are pretty harmless.
brainbosh: What did the Monkees do with a monolith?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Yes, 2001 was definitely ok for all involved
Vinewood_OG: Well....
e_bloc: assuming you don't think human conciousness was a mistake
lawnmowerelves: Big assumption
ArtDecoSunburn: @brainbosh Turned into Starchild Daydream Believers.
BusTed:

e_bloc: you make out the song. it's never gonna give you up
accountmadeforants:
Thankfully it's a book and you can just cheat 
Izandai: No one's starting with book 11.
shushu2539: non cheaters are 1%?
e_bloc: by the second time you die you have to be over it
accountmadeforants: Might not be combat though, they could just be like curators telling you to stop licking the display
SquareDotCube: fuck we set off the monolith alarm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc As someone who plays Silksong I would say this might not be true
QuantumTwitch: My first book was The Chasm of Doom
YFiddler:
More Krorn? 
BusTed: book 10 bow dividends
jacqui_lantern234:
ooh, a monolith! we should touch it! 
catcard: oof, antiquated word
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It isn't invisibility. It is blending in
RatherLargeToad: It lets you speak with perfect accents
Thefluffiestguineapig: It masks your accent too
jacqui_lantern234: invisibiliDEEZ NUTZ
Simonark: @catcard it's at least only a homophone
Simonark: Or rather, are at least unrelated
BusTed: we're so diplomatic
Izandai: *sucks teeth*
RockPusher:

tsp397: I would run
Omnipotrevor: Humans are closer to you, and they aren't trustworthy
Pal_Friendpatine: if it’s a chimp it might eat my face
ghizmou: would you pet the monkey?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and in other news, a man was mauled today by a monkey in the middle of the street
YFiddler: blurst of times...
FoxyJewels: you come across a monkey in a jar...
wholsometiger: Yeah quoting BANE is really non-threatening
QuantumTwitch: where did he come from where did he go ...
shushu2539: if something goes wrong, invisibility will save us
Omnipotrevor: Well then I tell the damned dirty apes to get their stinking paws off of me
jacqui_lantern234: lmfao
YFiddler:

jacqui_lantern234: get rejected, nerd
SnackPak_: seats taken
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
this is straight out of monty python 
e_bloc:

accountmadeforants:

accountmadeforants: "What's this? Raw fish? You poor people haven't even discovered fire? Here, I've brought a hotdog all the way from America, it's pre-cooked"
Lord_Hosk: The City Guard just ran away and hit when they saw you!
jacqui_lantern234: belopa voice: "SEROCCA"
couchboyj: He's a tenured professor at Monkey University, the monkey guard is a volunteer organization
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>It's like an Emerald City situation.
FoxyJewels: "twittering excitedly" or livetweeting
RealGamerCow: "Okay" instantly to jail
accountmadeforants: I dunno, has anyone *tried* to do that in real life?
e_bloc: performative opsec
jacqui_lantern234: adam, LRR Chat is basically a city of talking monkeys
mckblitz: Oh beans I missed 2 hours. Guess Ill catch the vod.
RealGamerCow: Beej would make a poop throwing joke
jacqui_lantern234:
THERE I SAID IT, IM NOT SORRY 
jessicaengle: I remember Beej.
TheWriterAleph: get your damn hands off me!
Izandai: This chip damage is absurd.
YFiddler:

Juliamon: OOKOR
accountmadeforants: Ookies my dookies
Izandai:

VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>ya know
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>ook like a monkey
Vonbane: ook ook
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>ook ook
jacqui_lantern234: OOK OOK OOKOR
BusTed: I was into this band before they went ook-core
Vinewood_OG: not the hard R
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>maaaaaaaaaaaan
Izandai:

SnackPak_: o7
jacqui_lantern234:

couchboyj: Ook-core is their musical style
raulghoulia: v7
accountmadeforants:

e_bloc: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
TheWriterAleph: work first then banan
Vinewood_OG: o7
jacqui_lantern234:
@couchboyj wait until we meet the Ook-whore 
shushu2539: she talks like the beholder
YFiddler: a talking cat???
SnackPak_: thats a good cat voice
RockPusher: nya
ghizmou: you still journeyed far, just not for long
Vonbane: you did journey far, just quickly
wholsometiger: You all run, I'll hold her off...
TheWriterAleph: @wholsometiger no it's too perilous
accountmadeforants: That's one way to prevent a prison break
Izandai:
@wholsometiger Off? Or down? 
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WHOLE CITY
shushu2539: let's hope she is not a sleepwalker
patrick_stonecrusher:
Whoooaaaahh, Serocca's imprisioned in en-er-gyyyy 
ContingentCat: she's an inside cat
accountmadeforants: Ankle monitor that's also a pocket nuke
shendaras: Okay like imprisoning someone but then also giving them a way to threaten the whole city seems at odds..
Juliamon: Battle Royale collar
YFiddler: and no guards are nervously watching her in the room?
SnackPak_: booo
ContingentCat: Aw
brainbosh: maybe a thundercat
e_bloc: yeah shes a cougar
TheWriterAleph: she's cattish
accountmadeforants: We were promised cat girls!
wholsometiger: Awwww
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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BusTed: A little Cats (2019)
accountmadeforants: Or maybe just a cat!
gualdhar: just a regular cougar
ghizmou: furry chest and wet nose
YFiddler: vaguely puma-like face
e_bloc: mistranslation
Vonbane: right meow
ContingentCat: "what made you think I'd be a cat" "well the narrator-" "the what"
brainbosh: this writer is a closet furry aren't they
gualdhar: I can fix her
TheWriterAleph: sad cat lady hours
SnackPak_: aww, sad kitty
Izandai: Gettin' a little weird.
jacqui_lantern234: ayo is she single?
YFiddler:

jacqui_lantern234: baptized?
FoxyJewels: tonight on the writer's barely disguised fetish..
ContingentCat: @brainbosh And the closet is glass
Thefluffiestguineapig: is this lady baptized?
couchboyj: Beej is also missing the cat girl
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I think the closet isn't even closed
TheWriterAleph: mraowr baby
SnackPak_: @couchboyj it's so sad
wholsometiger: Soooo the artist and author had different ideas I guess?
patrick_stonecrusher: l don't think she'd be babtised, what with cats and water and all
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cats cannot be baptized
Invitare: she pawses
jacqui_lantern234:
@SnackPak_ beej can watch the vod 
TheAinMAP:

couchboyj: Cat girl god? I wonder if she play Majong
YFiddler:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Are you implying cats are unholy?
jessicaengle: MeowMeow?
jacqui_lantern234: who's destiny? she single? baptized?
Izandai: Wow, destiny doesn't respect consent? Gross.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 NGL if she doesn't respect consent I'm out
accountmadeforants:

Vinewood_OG: because of the implications....
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig lmao yeah valid
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cats consider themselves deities they could never worship another.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lady I "must" do nothing
Juliamon: it's a Surface
jessicaengle:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Eh, I don't think cats consider themselves deities any more than certain dogs do
jacqui_lantern234: yay break time!
shushu2539: !break
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accountmadeforants: Take a break to drag Beej out of bed for the city of monkeys
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Honestly I want to see Beej's jokes for that
jessicaengle: I missed the start of the show, was Beej supposed to be in today or was the plan just Adam and Paul?
PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle Beej is under the weather
accountmadeforants: @jessicaengle Beej is under the weather
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Aw
to Beej
couchboyj: The city of monkeys and their cat woman goddess prisoner
PharaohBender27:
@accountmadeforants 
Juliamon: We have a lurking Tuxbeej though
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raulghoulia: nice
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Juliamon: so no saying bad things about Beej
Juliamon: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
accountmadeforants:
I like that we both phrased it the exact same way PharaohBender27 
jessicaengle: @Juliamon Is Beej a tuxedo cat in a Beej suit?
Juliamon: he is a masked stranger
PharaohBender27:
Also, in case people care, I have been taking notes in Beej's place and am up to 686 words 
jessicaengle:

SnackPak_: @PharaohBender27 our hero!
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon beej can eat my shorts! (joking, beej is lovely and delightful)
accountmadeforants:
At the very least we'll get Beej reacting to the summary of this book next time around 
jacqui_lantern234: OMG I JUST REALIZED!!!!! I NEVER ASKED BEEJ IF HE WANTS A PAINTING!!!!!
jacqui_lantern234: I FEEL SO BAD OMG
MTigress: well clearly the answer is 5 paintings
jacqui_lantern234:
@MTigress dont tempt me, frodo! 
MTigress: haha xD
shushu2539: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
LRRbot: chaos?
shushu2539: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
jessicaengle: !findquote road
LRRbot: Quote #8583: "I'm very good at going down the road of badness." —Heather [2023-07-02]
Izandai:

SnackPak_:
book
TheAinMAP:

YFiddler:

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jessicaengle: We truly live in the worst timeline
accountmadeforants: We have been randomly losing HP from basic interactions
dumbo3k: Well yeah, they are already in the shadow zone, no need to be rude too
patrick_stonecrusher: here's a sammich for the road
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and their cities don't stink
shushu2539: then why so many guards?
jessicaengle: And Lone Wolf never compliments any city
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah Lone Wolf hasn't complained *once* about smelly cities or horrible birds
Jillexie: THe Daziarn seems nicer than Magnamund.
YFiddler: yet they strap their prisoners to nukes
Vinewood_OG: bikelanes?
BusTed: This is one of those A23 cities
Jillexie: Daver drops a lot of lore here that also comes up in the Greystar series.
Jillexie: *Dever
Izandai: It's time for shit to get cosmic.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They have to start setting up for the next arc
couchboyj: I do look forward to hearing Beej's opinions on Hot Cat Lady in the City of the Apes during the next Anime Roundup
ButterBall000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:51.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This one is a fly, the next one can be a bee, then a mosquito, etc
GhostValv: This is where the series shifts into cozy farming simulator
SquareDotCube: we'll probably get to the point where we notice we have to destroy the source of evil
couchboyj: This one is evil and competent
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh no the worst, public infrastructure
e_bloc: its a multi-level magnakai scheme
Mr_Horrible: "He's advocating high speed rail, he's got my vote"
accountmadeforants: Cue the "I'm the bad guy" song from Wander Over Yonder. (I have not watched the series but it's a fun song.)
Lord_Hosk: But he kills murderers and people who talk during movies... I feel like thats not all bad
e_bloc: the facists kept the trains running on time
PharaohBender27: @e_bloc They actually didn't
YFiddler: more like lore wolf...
ArtDecoSunburn: She's "Minority Report" sky pinching.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Every time I go to purchase tickets at the movie theater "This is not a touchscreen, just tell us what seats you want"
Seneschal_JWS: Just got here, late. No Beej?
ArtDecoSunburn: @YFiddler Love it. I would read that series. "Turn to Page45 if you have the Kai discipline of Lore Dump on Magic System."
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej is under the weather
e_bloc: big shockmaster energy
patrick_stonecrusher: l'm going to KlLL CHAOS
Mr_Horrible: "Well, Chaos Top felt a little suggestive"
accountmadeforants: The opposite has also happened to me, some ATMs here switched to touch screens but still used the same case with buttons on the side for menu stuff, but those buttons did nothing. So I'd be pressing the buttons until I realized that I had to touch the screen instead.
Seneschal_JWS: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Shoulda taken that Curing DIscipline earlier... Hope he gets better soon.
shushu2539: it was Chaos master or Entropy Doctor
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn this chat would be week to that skill. we'd never finish the book, we'd just be all more lore-dump
jacqui_lantern234:
tag urself, im "The Cancerous Realm of Paradox" 
Vinewood_OG: @tdapenguin "Welcome back to LoRReDump"
accountmadeforants: @jacqui_lantern234 It me, Neverness
Mr_Horrible: the plane that costs extra
TheWriterAleph: gotta pay extra for that plane
RealGamerCow: Zynga?
GhostValv: the most dangerous of avocados
ArtDecoSunburn: Better than the plane of guano.
tdapenguin:
@Vinewood_OG 
accountmadeforants: The elemental planes of Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Guac
jacqui_lantern234:
@accountmadeforants GUAC OR WHAT?! 
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants All battled with Tostitos.
jessicaengle: Turn down for Guac.
accountmadeforants: @jacqui_lantern234 Yes
e_bloc: all love is unrequited
YFiddler: a lie?
Seneschal_JWS: Sinay kind of a creep TBH. Should avoid him, stay home, eat guac
jacqui_lantern234:
@e_bloc ur mom is unrequited 
jessicaengle: oofa
accountmadeforants: The Chaos-Master's name? Rumpelstiltskin
jacqui_lantern234: im sorry, that was maybe too mean
PharaohBender27:

Vinewood_OG: I knew it!
RockPusher:

jessicaengle: mood
accountmadeforants: Meanwhile the Beholder was like "go visit Serocca, she's nice".
patrick_stonecrusher: Beholder was so burned by this lady he manifested an army of buff dudes as a distraction
jacqui_lantern234: ITS THE BRO HANDSHAKE
accountmadeforants: OMFG THAT ART
YFiddler:

jacqui_lantern234: OMFG IM CACKLING
e_bloc: wow
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the clasp of hands
Pal_Friendpatine: So. Vascular.
Seneschal_JWS: @patrick_stonecrusher Friendship ended with Serocca. Now Buff Man Who Cradles Me is my best friend.
SnackPak_: its so good
e_bloc: amazing
jacqui_lantern234: im losing my shit XD
YFiddler: man im crying
jacqui_lantern234: ACTUALLY CACKLING
raulghoulia: high art
accountmadeforants:
I've already saved it in my "forum weapons" folder 
ArtDecoSunburn: I missed the picture. What was it?
MTigress: hah
Seneschal_JWS: I THINK from the look of the right arm that it might be meant to represent Sinay (buff dude Originally) shaking on his deal with the Chaos Master.
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn onscreen right now
accountmadeforants:
@ArtDecoSunburn It's still on-screen 
jacqui_lantern234: @ArtDecoSunburn theone on screen
ArtDecoSunburn: Oh, the arms.
Seneschal_JWS: (Chaos Master right, SInay left)
Vinewood_OG: SOOO VASCULAR
jacqui_lantern234: STILL laughing
Seneschal_JWS: I WANT A CUP OF THAT ARM'S PISS
jacqui_lantern234: ouch, my tummy hurts XD
Orxolon: heeellloooo
tdapenguin: @ArtDecoSunburn two human (?) arms clasping hands. but they're slowly^W quickly being taken over by either carniverious vines or a the rose moat from sleeping beauty
jacqui_lantern234: whitney huston voice: "SANDAAAAAAAIII"
Seneschal_JWS: Haagadar is my favourite Ikea kitchen range.
Orxolon: sorry i just came in
Orxolon: to the end?
jacqui_lantern234:
THAT WAS FUNNY, CHAT, PLZ LAUGH AT ME 
tdapenguin: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:29 PM
YFiddler: sure, why not
Pal_Friendpatine: @jacqui_lantern234 I did. took me a sec, but nicely dine
Pal_Friendpatine: done*
Vinewood_OG: Where's the food court?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I like that they made it a picture of you holding the map instead of just putting the map here
jacqui_lantern234:
@Pal_Friendpatine FINALLY someone here who respects me 
Orxolon: idk how late i am,help!
tdapenguin: @Orxolon about 2 1/2 hr in, so closer to the end than the beginning
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what a coincidence, that thing we were doing anyway
Orxolon: nvm i'm just gonna blend in
Pal_Friendpatine: @jacqui_lantern234 *pray hands* *bow*
Orxolon: @tdapenguin thx
jessicaengle: I've missed too much to know where we are, listening while doing chores
jacqui_lantern234:
@Pal_Friendpatine eww! i said respect me, not praise me! thats yucky! 
accountmadeforants: Lone Wolf is very Key-motivated
Seneschal_JWS: Re the Key - there needs to be an explanation for why people on this side don't just bimble through to Magnamund. It'll make sense later. Really.
tdapenguin:
@jessicaengle there's a map onscreen and yet it's not where we are 
jacqui_lantern234: @accountmadeforants KEYZ NUTZ
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
whelp, there goes the sword 
jacqui_lantern234: which may? dismay!!!
tdapenguin: thanks to paul
Orxolon: GREAT displayyyyyy Paul!
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
accountmadeforants:
@jacqui_lantern234 
ArtDecoSunburn: Some nice hatching on the map.
YFiddler:

jessicaengle: Never say never
jacqui_lantern234: OOK OOK
Orxolon: your what!?
Pal_Friendpatine:
@jacqui_lantern234 more on the lines of appreciating your appreciation of being respected than praising 
accountmadeforants:

Juliamon: she returns to doomscrolling
jessicaengle: FOREBODE
TheWriterAleph:

Orxolon: oh
jacqui_lantern234: OOK OOK
jessicaengle: Hmm.
e_bloc:

accountmadeforants:
So what do these tarot cards mean? 
BusTed: 🏰 🐉 🐍
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You might get it soon.
jacqui_lantern234: leetle peench
Snowcookies: ook ook indeed
tdapenguin: there's telepathy?
Seneschal_JWS: *Reader looks at Tarot cards* "You're a LEETLE fucked"
BusTed: super dead
YFiddler: lots of keys around here
accountmadeforants: He has a name that means he dies, betrays us, or is captured
Seneschal_JWS: "I have this obsidian seal." "We expected a platinum walrus."
jacqui_lantern234:
more like IRON FART!!! GOTTEM 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can we just stay with beholder and cat lady?
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS i can do you a mud bird?
accountmadeforants: The Beholder did say he'd just toss us out to die if we weren't buff or cool enough
wholsometiger: Canonical that cat ladies are nicer than humans
jacqui_lantern234: t'uk t'uk rubblefort
YFiddler: true
NonjaBiru: Is this a kissing book?
Juliamon: it's a kitty kiss. She bumps you with her nose.
accountmadeforants: !card Kiss of the Amesha
LRRbot: Kiss of the Amesha [4WU] | Sorcery | Target player gains 7 life and draws two cards.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
tuktron is ready
accountmadeforants: This explains how we got our endurance back
jacqui_lantern234:
@Juliamon as a furry, i love getting kitty kisses 
YFiddler: where are we on that picture?
jacqui_lantern234:
well, i say "furry" but we all know im more into scales 
wholsometiger: @jacqui_lantern234 Truly, the best.
accountmadeforants:
Oh, so the monkey thinks *we're* the pet 
SquareDotCube: get that monkey bread
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: drift king?
YFiddler: over under on bananas?
BusTed: the picture!
raulghoulia: maybe we'll find the origin for that disappearing monkey machine from faerie mound
tdapenguin: yesss, card time!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: now you just have to roll right.
tdapenguin: why a whole different species still gotta have rheumatism?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
it's not the art 
Seneschal_JWS: Only 1/3 chance of art, sad times
SquareDotCube: "As you sleep, go to book one."
YFiddler: cool dreams
Dog_of_Myth:

NorthstarTex: welp, o7
tdapenguin: makes note: get pet snake
BusTed: snake distinct from dragon
SnackPak_: writes down dont get bit
silenceaux: Extremely literal reading of the cards
Snowcookies: omg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, another good clip
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there is a dragon, but that's not important. There's a snake
WiJohn: I love fantasy tarot
patrick_stonecrusher: thanks lady. psychic powers are real!
Seneschal_JWS: Paul's version says "Poisonous"... Important correction between editions!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You will be pushed off a tower
Snowcookies: also this book uses the wrong thing for snake, poison instead of venom
DeM0nFiRe: Apparently you dont need to beware the dragon?
SquareDotCube: The snake contains potassium benozate. That's bad.
tdapenguin: @Snowcookies the copy adam has (which is a newer edition) has venomous
RatherLargeToad: @if the dragon bites you, it’s fine”
jacqui_lantern234: @Snowcookies tbf, adam has the updated book and it says "venomous"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Seneschal_JWS it can be both!
e_bloc: That would be a great tattoo
Seneschal_JWS: "If you bite it - you dead!"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "no, the snake *is* poisonous. Don't eat it"
e_bloc: And the cards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that's waht I say
YFiddler: just the snake
Thefluffiestguineapig: "The snake has a liver that is very toxic"
Seneschal_JWS: Get the tattoo, leave the cards blank, have people sharpie in the images
tdapenguin: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether don't you bite the snake and don't let hte snake bite you. just -- no biting at all!
Seneschal_JWS: I AM DRIFT COMPATIBLE WITH ADAM
Seneschal_JWS:

YFiddler: and the word poisonous under it, crossed out
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Seneschal_JWS congratulations and/or condolences
jessicaengle: Boo-ray?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @YFiddler Or with the tongue sticking out smiley face
silenceaux: If you possess the Kai discipline of Belching...
lawnmowerelves: “Why did you get that?” “You are the adventurer Lone Wolf…”
brainbosh: Just for flavor?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Each one gives slightly different info.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how funny would be if the lowest was an insta-death
silenceaux: Foreshadowing, in case you didn't know that being bit by a snake was bad
Seneschal_JWS:
The fortunes do in fact come tru (sort of) later. Pay attention! 
Juliamon: For replayability, maybe
jessicaengle: @silenceaux Maybe in this plain of existence, it's a good thing?
jacqui_lantern234: as a scaley, i take offense to that, adam! i AM NOT poisionous NOR venomous!!! >:(
jacqui_lantern234: us frilled lizards are just little friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you need to take notes on the fortunes and keep it for multiple books THAT'S DIABOLICAL
SquareDotCube: it is merely swiss mis
Seneschal_JWS: YOu may recall Serocca showed you a vision of Haagadar, and there was a tiny art?
Seneschal_JWS: Observe, tiny dragon!
Seneschal_JWS: Mayhap there shall be a snake in Haagadar.
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS i thought that was a bat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: (For reference I do love certain kinds of snakes and lizards when properly kept, but most should not be kept as pets)
Sethalidos: Here I go Wish me luck!
Seneschal_JWS: @tdapenguin Don't tell the sculptor that his cool dragon statue looks like a bat...
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS good point, good point. excellent dragon!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos *picks up backpack*
patrick_stonecrusher: hot
accountmadeforants: Lmao
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
classic coward move 
accountmadeforants: Surely 10 will turn out well for us
jessicaengle: Okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
SnackPak_:
the coward way
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: only one way to find out
James_the_Dabbler: Definitely
Snowcookies: you wouldn't abandon an ape would you
MTigress: inb4 the bridge explodes while crossing
patrick_stonecrusher: some form of 'ape' 'escape'
accountmadeforants: Lmao I checked out what 10 is and yeah, yeah that's fair.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "don't run away! Ape together string" - t'uk t'ron probably
tdapenguin: how are we fastening the boards?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @tdapenguin magic
jacqui_lantern234: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether lmao
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tdapenguin we do know magic.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think that is also telekinesis.
tdapenguin: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters valid. the magnakai magic power of stuckystuff
tdapenguin: *stickystuff
MTigress: bow time again lol
Seneschal_JWS: The Kai version was called "Mind Over Matter", which neatly encapsulates it, I think. But "Nexus" sounds cooler than "Mind Over Matter Plus"
SnackPak_: rad
e_bloc:

WiJohn: He was on a high thing and he fell off, de-escalated
UnknownFriday: I mean, he deesclated straight into the rever.
GhostValv: de eskull ated
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: de-escalated down into the river
jacqui_lantern234: Chris Redfield Voice: "ESCALATED!!!!!"
UnknownFriday: Dang, I've been doing a lot more unintentional phonetic typos lately.
accountmadeforants: I love that it keeps giving you the option to run away
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: can't that cat lady magically watch all this happeneing?
jacqui_lantern234: its GUILT free, not COWARDICE free
jessicaengle: @accountmadeforants Maybe if we were doing combat proper and were running out of HP, that option would let us regroup?
BusTed:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh, so NOW it's not page 10
Omnipotrevor: So regardless, you leave them behind.
accountmadeforants: Name = death
BusTed:

jessicaengle:
RIP horses 
YFiddler: expected
jessicaengle: Are they friend-shaped human-shaped warriors?
Seneschal_JWS: @tdapenguin We're not on a planet, we're on the weird elemental planes of existence beyond the material universe.
jessicaengle: Friends!
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS point. still very weird!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we're basically a jedi
BusTed: skittish people
accountmadeforants:
@jessicaengle I checked and page 10 is actually more (deeply unfair) combat
(As in, I'm pretty sure it's nearly unwinnable.)
tdapenguin: what greeting do we use? do we give a bright hello in the paul style?
jessicaengle: Wait, they were sent to find us. Why are they so surpriseD?
Omnipotrevor: See, now I think talking to people is bad because you were told not to tell too much to anyone by cat lady
raulghoulia: "ive just been aproaching people, its been working out for me so far"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "THIS IS GOD" should calm them down
raulghoulia: that will end. well
BusTed: no psychic skill btw
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10000/10
YFiddler: burn
MTigress: t-posing
Invitare: "so... you gonna apologise for shooting me or what?
Izandai: He didn't earn that last name for people to not use it.
QuixoticScrivener: Maybe Lorkon is a title.
jessicaengle: Adam Jimmy-John Savidan
TheWriterAleph: behold, the Adam Savidan
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: maybe Lorkon is just some specific title in this place
dumbo3k: Adam Savidan
YFiddler: Adam Seabats Savidan
accountmadeforants: We'll take you to Mr. Mayor - Adam Savidan
noSmokeFire: whatever you say Adam Savidan
catcard: "Boss"
jacqui_lantern234: Adamn Savidamn
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn thief
MTigress: Savadam
patrick_stonecrusher: ti 😎
jessicaengle: Adam Savidan's right, he deserves our respect and honor
jessicaengle: pfft
patrick_stonecrusher: l, am NOT an animal!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @patrick_stonecrusher weirdly defensive, but ok.
lirazel64: But it's so cozy in there!
patrick_stonecrusher: @thedepthandbreadthofseth (Elephant Man movie reference)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @patrick_stonecrusher yes, John Hurt, RIP
accountmadeforants: Always put up a psi-screen for cops
accountmadeforants: They're not actually allowed to read your mind
Seneschal_JWS: SO what's the ruling given that you got "Hot" but not "Elephant"?
Seneschal_JWS: ONCE AGAIN ON THE DRIFT COMPATIBLE! ADAM IF YOU NEED A HOLIDAY I AM AVAILABLE TO IMPERSONATE YOU ON THE INTERNET.
accountmadeforants: "I'm here to kill Chaos" -this guy
TheWriterAleph: you clearly cannot trust the goblet in front of YOU
TheMerricat: This guy is 100% on the bad side isn't he?
Seneschal_JWS: "Lone Wolf, I'm getting the impression from your description of him that you're kind of into this guy"
shendaras: Eyes you could drown in?
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Nah everyone's been nice so far, they just randomly take our endurance but like... not on purpose
PharaohBender27: Yeah, this might wind up being a two-parter.
spethycakes: the uneven development:denouement conundrum
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: don't give him a name
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: damn, RIP Odel
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: By my count the max number of remaining passages is 90.
accountmadeforants: Has a name, will die
jacqui_lantern234: FUCK theyre so dead
SnackPak_: we're not responsible enough for a sidekick
InconsiderateHat: o7
e_bloc: I heard Odo and got excited
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: can we have the most expendable scout instead of the most reliable?
spethycakes: his "one last mission"
tdapenguin: yeah, seems like there might be future use for the most reliable scout
e_bloc: That is big "check is in the mail" energy
jessicaengle:
No harmonica? 
jessicaengle: Boo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Adam's list is better than Paul's
SquareDotCube: why not take another quiver
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you know it's just really awkward when you take the last arrows
NorthstarTex: double the quivers, double the arrows?
InconsiderateHat: Oh we got a badass, ok
Seneschal_JWS: Notably they offer you a pile of arrowsm, but not one of their cool wrist crossbows.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: no, no, it's venomous soup, it's only dangerous if it bites you
silenceaux: No no, poisson, like French fish
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: poison? no no no, poisson, fish!
PharaohBender27: I said Boysen soup! Like Boysenberries!
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Seneschal_JWS: "Shoot an arow up his blowpipe" oo-er
Officinalis: It me.
raulghoulia: that is rude
tdapenguin: don't bite the bacterial fungi either
atlr: bacterial what….
thedepthandbreadthofseth: animal archea? protist plants?
tdapenguin: @atlr i assume it's some sort of symbiosis, similar to lichen
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ahhh
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:22 PM
BusTed: I'ma search it
accountmadeforants: See this is where the handshake illustration should've gone
MTigress: he is so gonna die isn't he
tdapenguin: puzzle minigame!
MTigress: oh no it's loss
Seneschal_JWS: "Lorkon has three bricks..."
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we can cheat D:
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I see where Adam's going with this
Lord_Hosk: Three small circles, a big circle, then a triangle with a groove cut out
TheLodgium: Two beans
gualdhar: I think its two blank circles, blank triangle
Pal_Friendpatine: I think hollow dot and two hollow triangles
Izandai: I think it's C.
accountmadeforants: ⦂ ▴
gualdhar: yeah I think its C
Diabore: c looks right to me
InconsiderateHat: Yeah pretty sure it's C
Pal_Friendpatine: C
Diabore: c is also the only 2 digit number turn, so it has to be right
tdapenguin: c, aka the most common anser
Diabore: C is 42, its literally the answer to everything
brainbosh: I could argue for any one of these
BusTed:

Izandai:

accountmadeforants: What if it hits you with the sleeping gas again
spethycakes:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether: actual generational talent
jacqui_lantern234: GENERATIONAL TALENT
PharaohBender27: I would've goozled myself with A
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is only when it has numbers
Pal_Friendpatine: I wonder how we die if the others are picked
Diabore: @Pal_Friendpatine maybe its just a monster fight
Pal_Friendpatine: @diabore ah could be
Diabore: a monster fight and try again
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is just take damage and try again
Pal_Friendpatine: XP farming
accountmadeforants: Damn it'd suck to be the 15th one to die
BusTed: let's go deus ex machina sword
LoadingReadyRun: without spoilers, anyone know how far we are through this?
Seneschal_JWS: About 2/3 IIRC
tdapenguin: wait, after going inside, are we now going outside??
BusTed: oops
tdapenguin: why couldn't we start outside
Omnipotrevor: It'd be cool if the website gave you, like, a progress bar or something
BusTed:

tdapenguin: noooooo, odel!!!!!
Diabore: @tdapenguin we are now confirmed part cat
Seneschal_JWS: Neither this lorestone-finding moment or the fight that's about to happen are the end.
SnackPak_: o7
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: to the surprise of nobody
YFiddler:

PharaohBender27:

TheWriterAleph: o7
TheAinMAP:

spethycakes:

MTigress: WELP xD
Vinewood_OG: o7
SquareDotCube: he got Wilhelm'd
iarethel0ser: o7
Lord_Hosk: That one wasn't your fault you told him to come with you
spethycakes: Odel, we hardly knew ye
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: with the dog
YFiddler: rourke?
whitefirecomix: Odel? Oh well!
Seneschal_JWS: Roark
Seneschal_JWS: ANd his demon dog Tagazin
MTigress: the guy you keep randomly running into and ruining his day
Seneschal_JWS: They do indeed reappear again at some point
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LoadingReadyRun I'm counting 67 passages left max. (though no saying the lengths of said passages)
accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun I clicked ahead on the site for a bit and it looks like you've still got a way to go (unless there's a shortcut I missed)
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @accountmadeforants There is a path that you can look at.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: does this count as a dragon?
jessicaengle:
hmmmm
tdapenguin: great helmet. not very practical
tdapenguin: double-nostrils!
YFiddler:

accountmadeforants: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Oh cool!
atlr: were the lorestones on the roof because our ancestors accidentally knocked them up the while playing sports ball eons ago
Vinewood_OG: Why not simply make the eyes the eye holes?
BusTed: why not blast him with the sword
YFiddler: pince-nez
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
that sword's name? Snake 
atlr: like a sexy cat?
BusTed: rough
DigitalSeahorse:

Dog_of_Myth: That's rough buddy
ButButTheJesus: "cawww..."
DigitalSeahorse:

AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was probably some discussion of what happens if Lone Wolf kills him before his health drops below the the needed level
tdapenguin: now we have to pursue the bird-mount which means we don't have to tell ironheartlordyface thta odel's dead!
accountmadeforants: You show them the poison and they get a heart attack from surprise
BusTed:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you feed them poisoned pizza over the course of several days
accountmadeforants: You actually start to like them and feel increasingly more guilty about poisoning them but it's too awkward to bring up at that point
accountmadeforants: Like yeah you have the antidote also but
Phantom__Drake: I definitely heard LRR-Stone (like "lure") that time.
Seneschal_JWS: "Hey, lots of healing! Wait, that meaans a boss fight is coming..."
tdapenguin: adam's has just a whole nother paragraph in there
Izandai: No way it isn't cursed.
tdapenguin: i like the theory that it's name is 'snake' and then....
tdapenguin: death
Izandai: Huh, okay.
Seneschal_JWS: @tdapenguin Combination of people sending in "shouldn't I get another Discipline from the Lorestone" question, and the fact that the upcoming fight is one of the toughest in the series, so a health refresh was added.
SquareDotCube: Two swords though
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean it isn't named in Paul's version
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we keep it because it reminds us of that "dragon" getting tangled in the ladder and being dragged off
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS oh, that makes sense
BusTed: not quite an elephant
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 2/3 to 3/4.
Invitare: will these ones be friendly too?
Omnipotrevor: And elephant feet
tdapenguin: what is this art? i love this art, it's so something
Seneschal_JWS: Compliment their feet, so they get uncomfortable and leave!
PharaohBender27: I will say I have a hard out at 6:00, so if this stream continues past then my notes will not be complete.
couchboyj: Have you tried putting pants on over elephant feet?
tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 i can't imagine that adam's voice will hold out for 75 more minutes. (unless you aren't on moonbase time)
PharaohBender27: I *am* on Moonbase time . . . until the end of DST, at least
BusTed: more puzzles
Izandai: I think I already know what the correct symbol is.
gualdhar: wish I had better spatial reasoning
Izandai: Long lines across the top and right sides, short line in the bottom left corner pointing right.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "you sense that you need to find the missing tile" probably
SquareDotCube: oh it's loss
tdapenguin: @Izandai "i'd like to choose option E" "this quiz only goes to D"
Izandai: I think it's gotta be A or B but I dunno which.
Omnipotrevor: I would say B, but only because a circle seems like it would fit the least
dumbo3k: B because straight lines?
tdapenguin: @Omnipotrevor ^
gualdhar: yeah there were only straight lines before
Izandai: That's my FUCKING streamer!!!
BusTed: eeyy
PharaohBender27:

spethycakes:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether: literal actual generational talent
SnackPak_:

accountmadeforants:

Officinalis: The best to ever do it.
ContingentCat:

BusTed: tomb juice tomb juice
accountmadeforants: Damn I knew mattresses could get expensive but still
accountmadeforants: TOMB JUICE!
WiJohn: Drink it! Drink it!
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HorusFive: Love me some storytime with Adam and Beej (and Paul)
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Invitare: it'll give you Onslaught!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: crypt wine!
dumbo3k: Drink Drink Drink!
NotCainNorAbel: drink the tomb jouice
accountmadeforants: Drink the tomb juice!
SnackPak_: delicious crypt wine
definenull: Oops it's poison gg
YFiddler: tomb juice
HorusFive: Drink some stuff you found in a tomb- what's the worst it could do
ButButTheJesus: a drink never killed any one
VrolikSyndrome: sippa?
Izandai: I know.
iris_of_ether: Sarcophagus juice ye
Izandai: I rember.
brainbosh: Oh yeah sip the juice
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: yes, it was a thing
jhmv: tomb juice
kdefinition: The Tomb Juice
ContingentCat: Yeah the tomb juice
ArtDecoSunburn: Alcohol found in a pot, right?
SquareDotCube: show up with the big gulp cups
HorusFive: Isn't juice in a bottle just another man in a jar problem
Sarah_Serinde: and it turned out to be, like, sewage or something didn't it?
Izandai: @ArtDecoSunburn IIRC it was in the sarcophagus.
SnackPak_: never punished
Invitare: why do you give the dead guy the potent healing potion?
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde That's believable.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you chug the rest and crush the flask on your head
definenull: Who needs healing when you have an orbital laser
Invitare: a scaly
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the snake is the friends we made along the way
BusTed: Serpentor from the movie yeah
confracto: yes
Vonbane: yep serpentor
Izandai:

BusTed: Cobra Commander also turned into a snake in the movie
VrolikSyndrome: gottem
SnackPak_: what a called shot
raulghoulia: Serpentor was genetically created with the dna of all historys dictators
Izandai: Fucking called out. Read like a book. A very very very old book.
Seneschal_JWS: The Snake is just a Snake. The DRAGON is a metaphor.
BusTed: 👴
confracto: wasn't it a whole hidden snake country?
Seneschal_JWS: (It isn't the last bit)
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You still have some more to go.
accountmadeforants: Me and the boys
ContingentCat:

Seneschal_JWS: (There's another overland walk after this, then one more bit of stuff)
e_bloc:

PaperDoopliss: My god, they turned battlegrounds into a battlefield!?
PharaohBender27: @Seneschal_JWS Do you think they will finish within an hour?
e_bloc: Now get the hell out of my galaxy
accountmadeforants: YOO
tdapenguin: neato!
accountmadeforants: Ganon?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: love the breaking the frame
accountmadeforants: Okay this fucking rules
spethycakes: Baba Yaga's house?
ContingentCat: Daaaamn
e_bloc: It's kinda goatse from another angle
Alex_Frostfire: Did we bring a ballista?
Seneschal_JWS: Borderline. Accounting for goofing and suchlike, I'd say about 1 hour 15-20 minutes?
itmightbemikey: Giant finger for max middle finger acton
accountmadeforants:
@e_bloc 
PharaohBender27:
@Seneschal_JWS Hm.
I might have to revisit tomorrow morning to complete notes - like I said, I have a *hard* out at 6:00.
spethycakes: whoa, whoa, body-shaming alert
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm counting a max of 41 passages left.
Sarah_Serinde: yeah body shaming's not cool
jhmv: You look at his naked visage and feel sick -> he's definetly hanging dong
e_bloc: Chaos master *clap clap clapclapcalp*
accountmadeforants: Tilting at windmills seems more sensible than fighting this thing with a regular sword
e_bloc: Let me solo it
LoadingReadyRun: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters wow, this book didn't seem especially long, but maybe other books skipped more, depending on the route you take
PaperDoopliss: Ugh, hate this guy's shoulders
e_bloc: Challenge him to single combat and then just spend the entire fight running away
tdapenguin: summersword!
Seneschal_JWS: (You can't get the Ironheart Broadsword if you have the Sommerswerd. It's in the tombs.)
WiJohn: You can't interfere in single combat!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LoadingReadyRun This one is a bit more linear.
MTigress: well this gonna be fun
tdapenguin: @e_bloc valid strategy?
Seneschal_JWS: (Remember how it checked if you had the SOmmerswerd? It gices you the Ironheart Broadsword if you don't. Because you need a hyper-weapon for this fight)
HorusFive: Is he immune to GUN?
WiJohn: He's a giant monster, you can use your zord!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And the count doesn't take into account passage length and is the max, so Adam can still skip past stuff.
Seneschal_JWS:
If you're not Adam, this is one of the toughest combats in the whole series 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: being perfectly smooth is needed for aerodynamics
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS generational talent!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The other version has him more damaged.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You get it by not having the sommersword.
Seneschal_JWS: You only get it if you don't have the SOmmerswerd.
e_bloc: Did we have to go so hard
Seneschal_JWS: Which in turn means that you haven't been playing the whole series, and are thus likely weaker in general, so you need a better setup to have a chance against this guy.
TheWriterAleph: well gotdamn
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In general, when there is a version of a fight with the sommerswerd and one without, the sommerswerd one will be harder
atlr: why that was quite an edit
jessicaengle: lol
jessicaengle: Just get a Sommerswerd forehead
jhmv: Back in Sumerland, everyone has one. It's why it's called Summerland
tdapenguin: "but you still owe us odel!"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Sweet, another sacrifice.
accountmadeforants: Unnamed scout, he lives!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: don't give him a name, don't give him a name
iarethel0ser: Lorkon has not read this series before.
MTigress: hahaha
Izandai: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That's weird. Just punishing the player for having the plot-relevant sword from the start of the adventure? I guess it kind of balances against having every kai skill.
HorusFive: "You, REDSHIRT, go with him" "ah man!"
e_bloc: My name is 'lone wolf.'. Figure it out
saintguard: It's like they don't know you're the Lone Wolf
YFiddler: the scouts all sweating and drawing straws
MTigress: gotta take the scout
accountmadeforants: FUCK
jessicaengle: @HorusFive I knew I shouldn't have bought this red shirt
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:

Izandai:

confracto: HAH
saintguard:

TheWriterAleph:

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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Izandai It is because it is super OP. You can also leave it at home. You don't have to take it on your journeys.
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
MTigress: WELP
SnackPak_: oh buddy
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Alex_Frostfire: Get rekt.
ContingentCat:

GhostValv: get mixed
shendaras:

Sarah_Serinde: beautiful
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: why do we bother learning any of their names at this point
iarethel0ser:

spethycakes:
IMMEDIATE
HorusFive: Sucks to be that guy
Izandai: Fuck that's good.
gualdhar: brutal, savage, rekt.
TheWriterAleph: death flagged IMMEDIATELY
e_bloc: Timing is everything
jessicaengle: Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
MTigress: oh wait
Izandai: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Aah, okay then.
tdapenguin: @jessicaengle so help me!
Vinewood_OG: "Look at you, son. You don't even have a name tag."
brainbosh: Just 5 days from retirement
HorusFive: "Hello Sir.." "LALALALA I'm not listening"
TheWriterAleph: he's two weeks from RETIREMENT
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's actually 1 day from retirement
ghizmou: he s old, almost retired
MTigress: survived!
Seneschal_JWS: @Izandai Yeah, it's a game-balance thing. If you have the SOmmerswerd, you probably also have lots of other good stuff, and you've taken less damage from other combats in this book due to your super-high CS. So when a fight needs to be a real challenge, they need to either beef it against the SOmmerswerd or give people without it a big bonus. Or both.
SnackPak_: enjoy your retirement, Arke
e_bloc: Longest anyone has stayed alive with you
saintguard: So...4 days?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I assume we find his dead body at some point
spethycakes: he lived!?
e_bloc: He ends up being a villian
Sarah_Serinde: good for him
shendaras: We need one of those fallout recaps
shendaras:

SnackPak_:
break
Izandai: That's almost a week of travel by the way, if you're spending almost all the time you're not sleeping walking.
accountmadeforants:

tdapenguin: @Izandai probably would ed up being more than a week, since apparently we're doing some food gathering/hunting
Izandai: Yeah.
tdapenguin: so what you're saying is that there's time for arke to die on the way back to camp?
accountmadeforants: @tdapenguin The meal we shared was Adam's poisoned pizza and it takes him a few days to die
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants whooops!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: maybe arke was already dead and we just went on a journey with their ghost?
Izandai: We spent over a week with this one guy as our only company. Out in the wilderness, miles from civilization, hunting and making camp alongside each other, relying only on each other for aid and support. One page, and then we just say bye and get on with it. Honestly same.
thatguysteve2709: Adams oh he's old hold the same connotation as Mr pinks line of just cops in reservoir dogs
tdapenguin: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat oooh, classic traveling ghost folk tale! i love it !
PharaohBender27:
Well in a move I should've done earlier, I looked at Beej's notes from previous episodes on the wiki and a) I have not been nearly as good about tracking page numbers and b) I've been much wordier 
thatguysteve2709: That is not a bad thing to be
tdapenguin:
@PharaohBender27 each of us has our own style. yours just has more letters than numbers 
PharaohBender27:
@thatguysteve2709 Minimalist writers would disagree 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, Beej is also needing to engage with Adam and Paul while writing
PharaohBender27: Also by "wordier" I mean I'm currently closing in on 1900 words
tdapenguin: but the important part -- are you also having fun?
thatguysteve2709: I mean by the end you can send in your manuscript to beej and he can publish
PharaohBender27: Mostly. I'm worried I'll have to finish the notes tomorrow because I have a hard out time and we're getting close to there.
tdapenguin: glad you're having fun.
Vinewood_OG:

jessicaengle: A metaphorical prison?
saintguard: Not enough anachronisms from the sounds of it
HorusFive: @jessicaengle The prison was the friends we made along the way
saintguard: Other than the cat lady doomscrolling
Seneschal_JWS: REVELATIONS of WEIRD TIME STUFF will come...
Vonbane: maybe they meant "time prism"?
ButButTheJesus: IN A TIME. IN A LAND. ... IN A LAND, BEFORE TIME
thatguysteve2709: Basically put you in north America and said you can't leave
confracto: time...in sectors?!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ask his father.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: son rather
jessicaengle: Guac Core
TheWriterAleph: gwakka wakka wakka
Seneschal_JWS: Guac Core is my favourite Metal subgenre
Izandai: No.
saintguard: It's probably just pronounced Gawker, but Gwaker is better XD
ghizmou: fresh guac ?
confracto: "pool"
ButButTheJesus: ew
BusTed: do I have some tortilla chips
accountmadeforants: Nah I'd like to eat it
brainbosh: Sounds like a spa day
Lord_Hosk: Paul has done weirder things
YFiddler: a personal pool ofguac?
Vonbane: like Double Dare
jessicaengle:

HorusFive: Next LRL- Beej swims the whole thing
e_bloc:

BusTed: that's just serendipity
WiJohn: You do owe us a dunk tank, nothing was said about water
accountmadeforants: Well now you have to
ButButTheJesus: okay.
NotCainNorAbel: you know, aka Saturday night
SnackPak_: guess i'd have to
noSmokeFire: Twilight Zone voice: "you're walking through the woods, dressed as a torilla chip..."
Izandai: Why am I dressed like a chip?
HorusFive: Does the Guac in the woods come in a jar?
e_bloc: 100% yes
7gorobei: does not pass the admiral akbar test
Firewhiskers: Is there a shower or am I stuck being covered in guac for the rest of my life until I can find a shower?
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tdapenguin: @Firewhiskers there's another pool up ahead. bad news, it's salsa
TheWriterAleph: "the panorama fills you with d e t e r m i n a t i o n"
Firewhiskers: @tdapenguin Sadness
Seneschal_JWS: Is there a Sour Cream river? It's important for my guac pool decision.
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS yeah, that's just after the salsa pond
sporkraptor: omg how long have they been going?
Firewhiskers: @tdapenguin Is there a mole sauce waterfall as well?
jessicaengle:
Chaos guac 
accountmadeforants: @sporkraptor Bit over 4 hours
e_bloc: 4 hours 20 mintues (nice)
Izandai: Yeah we killed him.
tdapenguin: @Firewhiskers yes! turn NE at the salsa pond
RassilonDND:
oh. thanks twitch, locking gifs behind tier 2 subs 
sporkraptor: @accountmadeforants oh damn! well I'll catch the whole thing on YT XD
HorusFive: @Izandai And he went down like a punk. So, I guess, built different
jessicaengle: @thritycubicfeetofsalsa You're moment is here!
accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND I think they should lock them in a vault and ditch the key
accountmadeforants:

HorusFive:

Spritz_T: @accountmadeforants well, streamers can disable gifs according to the description
RassilonDND: they will be missed, but only because some gifs from LRR would be real nice to use elsewhere
PharaohBender27: I dunno, it looks similar to the other art to me
LoadingReadyRun: tbh guy dressed as a chip running into a guac pool and unable to resist sounds like a silly ad for guac.
jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun Live Mas?
Juliamon: RassilonDND I don't know that LRR gifs are even an option
Lord_Hosk: Chaos master was killed by Lone wolf when he turned to page 167 and used his Kai powers
accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND The gifs are only through giphy, so you probalby wouldn't be able to use them anyway. It's all just the usual Minions fare
accountmadeforants: (Specifically giphy brand accounts)
confracto: bravely ran away...
Juliamon: there might be a couple incidental ones in giphy, but finding them would take work
thatguysteve2709: Ohh brave sir robin
e_bloc: door
Izandai: Brave brave Sir Lone Wolf ten did bravely run and hide!
RassilonDND: @Juliamon @accountmadeforants Oh, well in that case, they can stay in the vault
Izandai: *then
jessicaengle: Could we use LRR gifs?
Juliamon: jessicaengle it's explicitly a collab with Giphy
jessicaengle: Sorry I don't know what that means. No, I guess?
Juliamon: you don't get to upload your own
Juliamon: they're all third-party provided gifs
PharaohBender27: Oh, so like if it's uploaded on a website?
RassilonDND: probably for the best, gifs would quickly devolve into the XXX or other undesirable things pretty quickly
accountmadeforants: Technically LRR could make their own "Brand Channel", but they'd have to upload things themselves
PharaohBender27: I was confused because I was like, "Pretty sure I've posted GIFs I've made in chat"
BusTed: as one does
Spritz_T: i don't know if people would throw down a tier 2 sub to risk getting banned lightly
Juliamon: Spritz_T You'd be surprised
SnackPak_: glad we had those thought nails for our thought shield
Juliamon: people already use tier 1s to throw nasty messages
accountmadeforants: @Spritz_T If chat is shown on stream? Hell yeah some people would
accountmadeforants: Actually some people would just if they know the streamer is watching chatg
Spritz_T: ok, if it's on stream, it's more likely
SnackPak_: thats so mean
Spritz_T: heck, that's a bargain
NotCainNorAbel: who is the real demon here?
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 It's also not enabled on all channels, so I assume LRR just hasn't gotten it yet anyway.
jessicaengle:
Thank you for sparing the ponies 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they become normal horses and run off into the sunset
SnackPak_: ohno!
Lord_Hosk: Like Doc Oc
Juliamon: remember, if Twitch introduces a new feature, it's probably implemented in a way to suck all the excitement out of it
lirazel64: Nazgul, anyone?
e_bloc: it was me all along austin
RassilonDND: looks like its active to me (I'm not T2 so can't test)
jessicaengle: it's the Undertaker
jessicaengle:

thatguysteve2709: God, I do not think truer words have ever been spoken @juliamon
Mai_Andra:
But... for whom does this bell toll? 
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon The dual streams (horizontal + vertical) thing is pretty neat and well-implemented, even if it's not super relevant to most channels
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Spirit is the only Lore-Circle he hasn't completed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Need psi-surge
RassilonDND: @Juliamon I hate that you're right. But really most corporate decisions are made for only 2 reasons. Money and spite.
YFiddler:

accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Oh and the badges we all got!
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Oh, all this GIF talk has been about a new Twitch thing? I thought it was just posting GIFs in chat in general
Vonbane: do you have Psi-Snoodles?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: go back 4 books and pick better disciplines
DigitalSeahorse: unpossible
accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Ah, yeah, Twitch is testing out inline gifs for Tier 2 subs on some channels.
TheWriterAleph: more of that strange oil
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Yeah no, it's a collab between Twitch and Giphy that adds a gif-search like in Discord
jessicaengle: oh no we're in a jar
tdapenguin: dude, the fishies sound so rad
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon ... Huh
e_bloc: this story is what I imagine a dream I would have after getting really drunk and passing out listening to a prog rock concept album
lirazel64: Auspicious!
RassilonDND: I imagine this is the backstory of our beloved Belopa
accountmadeforants: Belopa!
confracto: Belopa!
DoodlestheGreat: @e_bloc Poor-man's "Tarkus."
e_bloc: praise belopa
random1512: I was watching the Taskmaster Charity livestream earlier today and... they kinda fumbled it. LRR makes Live look so easy but it's long practice, wanted to say how much I appreciate it.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The fortune teller did talk about a dream sequence.
e_bloc: @DoodlestheGreat you know I was thinking lamb lies down on broadway but I feel that too
Seneschal_JWS: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters A dream sequence of the past! WooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOO
lirazel64: Bad trip.
TheAinMAP: Wow.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but not that lizard from the beginning of the book; that wasn't you!
BusTed: getting into Metal Gear Solid territory
tdapenguin: i thought we were looking at fun fishies. lets go back to the fishies
spethycakes: even the ones you don't remember
e_bloc: is odel in thbbere
e_bloc: *there
LoadingReadyRun: @random1512 thanks for the kind words! Hope they did have too many problems
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also there is the form of that Wizard that Adam left to die, but managed to survive anyway
accountmadeforants: At least it's not all the scouts we lost
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We've killed no one. It's all the sword's doing
jessicaengle: Also the horses
e_bloc: I do it every day
Lord_Hosk: Yep
Izandai:

spethycakes: I haven't killed anyone yet
Juliamon: e_bloc WE didn't kill Odel. He got himself killed.
jhmv: The normal amount of people I've killed.
PharaohBender27: OK I got distracted and am running out of steam, so not taking notes anymore.
accountmadeforants: Not very many isn't NONE
BusTed: "move move move!"
DigitalSeahorse: for me all those ants and spiders and centipedes
Izandai:

DigitalSeahorse: one wasp that I accidentally while trying to bring it outside
RassilonDND: I mean, we can't save everyone, we have a Quest!
BusTed:

Izandai: NORMAL REASON???
tdapenguin: @PharaohBender27 congrats and thanks for all the notes!!!
e_bloc:

random1512: @LoadingReadyRun Not too bad, mostly just live mics, wrong cameras, blowing the schedule a bit. Not the polish I'm used to from them.
Seneschal_JWS: "Did you kill anyone when you were in the army?" "I was a cook. So probably, yeah."
Seneschal_JWS: See! Happy memories of childhood! The FOrtune Teller was right!
RassilonDND: village of doge. got it
WiJohn: Deep lore here
Mai_Andra:
doggie? 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if only they hadn't given your brother a name
e_bloc: died saving you
e_bloc: and you forgot about him for 10 books
RassilonDND: dage? is it hidden in my Kaar?
brainbosh: all the kai were killed, they were kai I assumme?
accountmadeforants: Remember that our name is technically Otaku Jeff, even if that immediately got changed to Lone Wolf
Juliamon: You can't be a LONE wolf if you have a family, this is bullshit
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It has been like 20 years since book 1
e_bloc: this is your . . . density
thatguysteve2709: Yeah leaving that wizard to fend for himself defines our life
e_bloc: yeah that would never happen in a book series like the dark tower
Izandai: Didn't Stephen King do that in the Dark Tower series?
RassilonDND: Family is the orphans you adopt along the way - Bruce Wayne, probably
LordZarano: "Eyes up Guardian…"
e_bloc: @Izandai indeed
Izandai: I should really finish that one of these years.
e_bloc: spoilers for a 15 year old book
e_bloc: actually probably more than that, it's 2026 somehow
jessicaengle: No pressure tho.
spethycakes: not women or nonbinary folks, though
Izandai: The women don't need your help.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: no girls allowed
DigitalSeahorse:

Izandai: They've got someone else.
DoodlestheGreat: @spethycakes Or any other species. Just skin-jobs.
HorusFive: YOUR world? Not "Our" world? My world?
e_bloc: thats it?
e_bloc: divine inspiration is only worth 10 points of endurance
tdapenguin: yessss, we get the dragonbat now
RassilonDND: "Sup, this is Otaku Jeff from 10 books from now. Don't screw this up for us"
Seneschal_JWS: All genders can be Kai Lords. Girls ARE allowed. But clearly being a big beardy male god is still affecting ol' Kai himself's world view.
accountmadeforants: The women have the Magnakurl to instill hope in them. The nonbinary folk have the Magnasvem.
Seneschal_JWS: @HorusFive There are other worlds in Aon. Only one is "yours". Kai has responsibility for all of them.
tdapenguin: stinky! something is stinky again!
jessicaengle:

e_bloc: cliff!
Seneschal_JWS: We ARE due a SNAKE
Juliamon: Once more into the sewer
SnackPak_: the stinkies want to go home
accountmadeforants: Oh right the lizard with the acid stuff
HorusFive: Last lizard people we met were pretty cool to us
Seneschal_JWS: We got the fulfilled prophecy of visions of childhood.
Vonbane: or diphtheria
accountmadeforants: We are OWED a snake
Seneschal_JWS: Next up is dragon place - here - which has a snake in it.
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RassilonDND: snake, dragon, crocodile, or sewer hippo
HorusFive: Don't wanna meet that snake on the side of a cliff, do you?
Seneschal_JWS: Snake or Lone Wolf riots.
jessicaengle: wait, did I miss a sewer prophesy?
HorusFive: @RassilonDND This is the thrid worst raffle I've been a part of
tdapenguin: @jessicaengle there was just a snake prophesy -- it is venomous
jessicaengle: gotcha, ty
YFiddler:

DoodlestheGreat: Better be a snek by now.
HorusFive: Snek Snek Snek Snek
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bye snek
Seneschal_JWS: WAS IT? OR WAS IT NOT?
tdapenguin: snaaaaaaaaake!!!!!
RassilonDND: quick summon the badger badger
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: sewer snakes rule!
Juliamon: that's a rad snake
BusTed: Pear-shaped head?
spethycakes: defender of sewage
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a big ass snake
DigitalSeahorse: it's a snake
Seneschal_JWS: We DID have the mushroom mushroom mushroom. You used them to poison that pizza
BusTed: have you seen Anaconda
Izandai: Hooked talons like sharpened bananas.
accountmadeforants: Haagdar Sewer Snake reads like a fucking old ass Magic card and I'm here for it.
DigitalSeahorse: a sneaky snek!
e_bloc: have you ever been to a zoo
DigitalSeahorse: badger badger badger badger
Vonbane: someone take Adam to the zoo please
e_bloc: I mean zoos are kinda sad
accountmadeforants: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: mushroom mushroom!
Vinewood_OG: zoos are just animal jail
ButButTheJesus: lrr zoo trip when
BusTed: you know, the water zoo?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time for a Loading Ready Live segment
e_bloc: huh go figure
accountmadeforants: Are there not that many zoos in Canada or?
SnackPak_: time for a LRL prerecord!
Izandai: Less water.
thatguysteve2709: You just disappointed Paul
Vonbane: Paulspain zoos to Adam
Seneschal_JWS: We NEED an LRLive PRerecord - "Adam is taken to the Zoo"
jessicaengle: Zoo Quest!
e_bloc: the animals are smarter and sad
HorusFive: Imagine an aquarium- but some of the animals are dry....
lirazel64: Smells are real different.
DigitalSeahorse: the polar bears and otters and penguins have water
Juliamon: I wanna go to the bug zoo
ThorSokar: Isn't there a local petting zoo you can reserve?
brainbosh: amazing never having a field trip to a zoo
tdapenguin: @e_bloc depends on the zoo -- the good ones are very good to their animals
Mai_Andra:
"There a scary snake in there." "I don't see any snake." "That's what's scary~
"
e_bloc: we have a good buttefly spot
DigitalSeahorse: I've been to a butterfly zoo
spethycakes: funny, since butterflies love corpses
tdapenguin:
@Mai_Andra 
Seneschal_JWS: @LoadingReadyRun PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LIVE bit where Adam goes to the zoo. Just lots of shots of initial reactions and comments on animals. Perhaps a panel has to guess what he thought of each animal.
accountmadeforants: Moths don't subscribe to fast fashion
e_bloc: @tdapenguin oh I'm sure the zookeepers do their best, I just can't imagine a tiger being happy in a like 3000 sq ft enclosure
e_bloc: could just be projecting
tdapenguin: @e_bloc ok
Izandai: Temple of what?
accountmadeforants: @Seneschal_JWS Guess what animal he's reacting to without showing the animal
Izandai: Hello?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: have we encountered any humans in this book?
accountmadeforants: Humans are creatures, I'm a creature
spethycakes: @accountmadeforants ants are indeed creatures! /silly
jessicaengle:

RassilonDND: @accountmadeforants Not according to Hugh-Bear Farntsvirt
Mai_Andra: Just speak with a dolphin accent. They'll never suspect a human...
accountmadeforants:
@spethycakes Hence specifying that I'm a creature as well as humans 
BusTed: porcine... they're basically moblins
spethycakes:

accountmadeforants: @BusTed And the Chaos-Master was basically Ganon (but cooler)
DigitalSeahorse:

Juliamon: they aren't
Juliamon: it's bad news to be summoned
Sarah_Serinde: they think you're summoned because you're in trouble
Sarah_Serinde: and going to get killed
DoodlestheGreat: "oooo... you in TRUBBLE...."
Mai_Andra: "ooo~ you're in trouble~"
DigitalSeahorse: "he's gonna get it!"
tdapenguin: are we being invisible right now? or are we just creeping along?
Seneschal_JWS: THe whole of Book 3
PharaohBender27: How's it spelled?
ghizmou: i hope one time the book calls you out and go, ah! got you, that was a trap and you're a liar
RassilonDND: I mean, it could be fine. Its the shadow gate of saidai, maybe they will give us a sundae
Juliamon: Kalte, like the fire sphere
YFiddler: its where you got the fire sphere
jessicaengle: Always be knolling.
YFiddler: uh oh
spethycakes: hooray, an other!!
SnackPak_: *gasp*
brainbosh: in b4 these are just people in halloween costumes
KnightRiderDDR: Kalte is where Long Wolf kidnapped that traitor wizard which was then exiled into the shadow realm.
Mai_Andra:
Rock me, Ammadeus 
e_bloc: regular murderer
jhmv: there's just a bunch of criminals there? Why? How?
Vinewood_OG: *Multiple murderer
Seneschal_JWS: Remember the end of Book 3? WHere it turns out that your country's highest penalty was yeeting people into Shadow Gates, as no-one ever comes out?
Juliamon: It IS the Shadow Zone!
ButButTheJesus: its like the Unreal Tournament announcer: Double Kill! Triple Kill! Multikill!
Vinewood_OG: Outer Heaven
brainbosh: somehow know what criminals from centuries ago look like
ButButTheJesus: so you know he murdered at least 4
accountmadeforants: So turns out tugging the prisoners out of the environment didn't work
SnackPak_: dun dun duuuunnnn
BusTed: got the sinister six up in here
Seneschal_JWS: Vonotar was the behind the scenes villain of books 1 & 2, and the main villain of book 3
ButButTheJesus: hiss? snek?
Izandai: Why's that one guy look like Snake Plissken?
spethycakes: the witch looks like Wonder Woman
jhmv: Why do we exile people here instead of executing them?
brainbosh: very "evil league of evil"
Mai_Andra: Some of them have been here for 100s of years, apparently.
accountmadeforants: The fantasy book cover pose
BusTed: menacing!
SquareDotCube: that classic pose from Dragon Quest
Seneschal_JWS: @jhmv Before this here incident of you falling through a shadow gate and now finding a way out, no-one ever came out through a shadow gate. It was assumed to be a one-way trip into something like the Neverness.
Juliamon: jhmv As far as the people in Magnamund know, this is just a place people do not return from. No longer their problem.
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e_bloc: I dunno I like far left
e_bloc: he looks like he eats well
Thefluffiestguineapig: In this book the illustrations honestly any of them could be the cannibal
Vinewood_OG: You save a whole kingdom, nothing. But you bus one sheep!
Izandai: You spend 40 years practicing the necromantic arts but you eat a person ONE TIME...
YFiddler: "i brought them back after"
DigitalSeahorse: maybe the lady is the cannibal
Mai_Andra: "That wasn't my fault! They told me it was hamburger!"
e_bloc: depends on which order you do it in
spethycakes: did he cannibalize those he necromanced?
jessicaengle:
@YFiddler 
TheWriterAleph: except for the cannibal - they're hungry for something else
accountmadeforants: @YFiddler Think you can raise dead your shit?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: does he eat the meat and then animate the leftover skeleton?
SquareDotCube: looks like one already lost an arm
ThorSokar: Van Damme splits
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Meanwhile, Vonotar is just chilling in the back
SquareDotCube: sweep all their legs with the beam
Juliamon: They stab in a pentagonal shape
BusTed: everyone stabs the one to the left
BusTed: oh damn
BusTed: we got the save
jadielady:

tdapenguin: bye @PharaohBender27
e_bloc: is there nothing this sword cant do
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: time to prepare some more poison pizzas
accountmadeforants: Fireseeds are just like... Jalapeno seeds.
jessicaengle: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Mai_Andra: He ate a ghost pepper every day to build up immunity. Now there are no ghost peppers left... because he ate them all.
accountmadeforants: And they're immune because they've got decent spice tolerance
DigitalSeahorse: it's right below the list that contains iocane powder, separate list but stored under that list
BusTed: feeling a little peckish
SnackPak_: the perfect crime
ragoxzy: berries and pineapple
Dog_of_Myth:

TheWriterAleph: this seems fine and good
accountmadeforants:

tdapenguin: woooohooooooooo!!!!!!
iarethel0ser:

YFiddler:

Izandai:

DigitalSeahorse:
wait oh
Polyd3uces:

Strebenherz:

shendaras:

TheAinMAP:

BusTed: ne'er-do-wells
Spritz_T:

Seneschal_JWS: The time thing will come up more clearly next book. YOU WILL SEE.
thatguysteve2709: They sent you to Nebraska
Strebenherz: @thatguysteve2709 Not Nebraska
Seneschal_JWS:
You'll have to do Book 12 soon to find out 
tdapenguin: @Seneschal_JWS are we gonna hafta kill our grandpa?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This one is more linear than some others.
ragoxzy: Hey I grew up in Nebraska, they hardly have ANY squid/elephant people
DigitalSeahorse: that's one of the bosses in KLETKA game!
itsr67: oh sweet I'm just in time
tdapenguin: @itsr67 (for the end)
shendaras:

spethycakes:

NovahTalAura: Get well Beej!!
ArtDecoSunburn: Thank you for the adventure.
ThorSokar:
5 hours later... 
jessicaengle: Thanks for streaming
NovahTalAura:
Positive vibes for Adam!!! 
Orestes290:
500
DigitalSeahorse: there's also the store with cool merch!
Strebenherz: !patreon
Strebenherz: !store
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DigitalSeahorse: I bought some trans pride shirts
LoadingReadyRun:
@DigitalSeahorse 
DigitalSeahorse: and mugs
BusTed: ggs
VrolikSyndrome: I've never skated in my life how dare you
e_bloc:
444
jessicaengle: Good Job
jessicaengle: GG
TheAinMAP: !next
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Strebenherz:
it's shoot the wiggins time again
shendaras:

Vonbane: choose your own breakfast
spethycakes:
Oooh Guest Adam 
jessicaengle: Catch Adam Full Name Savidan on Good Morning Moonbase
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah man
Vinewood_OG: "business expense"
Spritz_T: sounds like an excuse
BusTed: 😬
Diabore: stick around and crash the stream
ghizmou: tell him about it on tuesday
Strebenherz: Could invade his world
NovahTalAura: lol
e_bloc:

jessicaengle: Plz don't die
NovahTalAura: Just another happy game
Phailhammer: Good Morning Moonbase is going to be interesting...
e_bloc: this is a fun game
VrolikSyndrome: nightmares
e_bloc: clean the toilet and kill the werewolves
7gorobei: he is getting it done now, otherwise James is going to sell the switch2 because he isnt using it
BusTed: shouldn't have had that late coffee
Vinewood_OG: The real nightmare, the service industry!
TheWriterAleph: i also sleep straight through my shits
Seneschal_JWS: New horror game concept, "you are the night shift on desert bus, and THERE'S A GHOST"
BusTed:
@TheWriterAleph 
jessicaengle: D:
BusTed: I think that's right
accountmadeforants: I've slept through fire alarms, which I hope won't bite me in the future
Vinewood_OG: *most*
e_bloc: Paul's taken a couple of rounds
DigitalSeahorse: I hope Alex is feeling better by then
Juliamon: "This mission has verbal cues via a soundfile"
shendaras: I have been surprised at how varied the missions have been
spethycakes: The Speed round was fun, too
e_bloc: since the wires are numbered
TheAinMAP:

jessicaengle:

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KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream. Very fun
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
spethycakes:
Thank you, Adam and Paul!
Dog_of_Myth:

accountmadeforants:

Strebenherz:

ContingentCat:
Thanks Adam and Paul 
tdapenguin: thanks adam and paul!
LordZarano:
Erika's playing Timberborn on a difficult and interesting map
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DigitalSeahorse:

Mai_Andra:
Twitch-chat let's me stay up as late as I want! 
DigitalSeahorse:
@Mai_Andra
go to bed at a reasonable hour so you won't wake up with panic attacks like me
e_bloc: oof, for real, panic attacks are no joke
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