Diabore: i am excited to be shot by (presumedly) dylan
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
xantos69: So good to be home.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Diabore I'm not even playing and I'll probably be shot by Dylan.
RandomTrivia:
!
SnackPak_:

RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
letfireraindown:

Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG Community Customs) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
raulghoulia: oh right new intro
sheqesi: Hello hello!
Thadrin46: Told you I'd still be awake. Hello from the future.
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APODionysus: I hear someone is gonna be shooting Matt Wiggins?
Diabore: @APODionysus a lot of people are gonna be shooting at his general area yes
Thadrin46: Turns out the dregs of a cold can really mess with your sleep patterns.
APODionysus:
I hope they do. my legs hurt and it's his fault 
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Anubis169:

Anubis169: 'ello all
Lysander_salamander: Hi Anubis!
goombalax:

Diabore: @raulghoulia yeah its good
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PharaohBender27 awaits seeing the new intro once again
TehAmelie: it's an PUBG!
APODionysus: is it really new if your seeing it again?
GasCityGaming: *cracks knuckles* i'm ready to die in 2 minutes and spectate for 20
aislynn_13: Omg!!!! Cute!
Rexsplosion: woah, new crossing intro???
PharaohBender27: @APODionysus Well, it's not brand new, but still relatively new
Kiwijelly: I'm here!
TheAinMAP:

Dog_of_Myth:

JKBalch: Is this new!
IanAllenBird:

Dog_of_Myth: Itis
rxpalindrome: this is a good intro!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
SnowBuddy18: cool new intro
TehAmelie: every time i plan to join in this but i'm always too tired. what is it with mondays
Lysander_salamander: oh, so that's what the new intro looks like. Nice
TehAmelie: hi James
Kiwijelly: I like it!
Sarah_Serinde: forgot how good that intro is
Thadrin46: Hi james
xantos69: Hello the James
Anubis169: !patreon
notpsion: whew, just made it in time
APODionysus: @PharaohBender27 sure but im being a pedant as I was trained to be
Reyyan1395: Awesome introi
kusinohki: no glurp in the new intro. 0/10 literally unwatchable (j/k)
Diabore: ive been in the lobby for half an hour
sheqesi: Love the new intro!!
Drasvin: New intro is spiffy
Rexsplosion: yeah, that was new to me
APODionysus: it was very nice and new to me
Diabore: we could be though
DigitalSeahorse:
I missed it but now I'm here
Booster6: Im less likely to get shot by Dylan during the intro
Diabore: is mexico north america?
pleonasticTautology: i had a good day, yeah. was up early enough to see some old fart dig a hole in minecraft.
sheqesi:
Happy Labor day or Labour day 
kevenwith2es: Hello, James & chat. I don’t remember the controls.
ErynTzun: oh hai
TehAmelie: i think most places have it on may 1?
GrathXVI: Mexico does, but it's May 1st
IanAllenBird: yes
Kiwijelly: yes
Juliamon: Most of the world does it in May
QuixoticScrivener: Panama is north america
ErynTzun: @kevenwith2es GL o7
PharaohBender27: @Diabore It's generally considered North America.
Diabore: ok, my geography wasnt good in school
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Thadrin46: May 1st in Sweden
gualdhar: September Labor Day is a very Anglophone thing
exeJayce: it is time for LRR on LRR violence, huzzah
Reyyan1395: Mexico and Central are all North America
RatherLargeToad: Honestly, I prefer it now
Booster6: And by different, we mean the same as the Americans
Anubis169: LRRCTS
orrie104: as is tradition
DaxStrife: They moved it to September so it didn't coincide with the date of an infamous May labor strike.
Diabore: good ol 2018 password
sheqesi: as is tradition
Thadrin46: Lol. Bottoms.
VonShnigglewitz: James loves password security
GasCityGaming: Game is free!
Rexsplosion: in fact, PLEASE JOIN if you've never played before
drrek0:
See, I'd rather it not be open to players that are better than me 
Dog_of_Myth: Join and shoot Matt
gualdhar: die to Dylan like all the rest
xantos69: I don't like shooters. But I like PUBG.
Rexsplosion: Die to Dylan, kill a Wiggins
DigitalSeahorse: having the game installed would help
PharaohBender27:
I prefer to stay on the sidelines and clip the shenanigans 
GasCityGaming: I play once every couple months when these happen lol
99enigmas: Woohoo! Time for some shooty-mans!
exeJayce: post DB shooting, love that
kusinohki: "open to everyone... except those who don't own the game"
GrathXVI: Interesting, Japan celebrates a combo Labor Day and Thanksgiving, on a fixed date of November 23rd.
RockPusher: Friends! and Matt!
sheqesi: New PubG mod, all cars are the desert bus
Dog_of_Myth:

PharaohBender27: Also won't there suddenly be an hour difference between BC and the West Coast U.S. . . .?
SnackPak_: classic matt
SymphonySolstice:

exeJayce: Matt is the top of the doodling leaderboard
RatherLargeToad:

Kiwijelly: in places where Labor Day is happening- reminder to be careful driving
RockPusher:

SkylerRingtail: @Kiwijelly Why is Labor Day relevant to extra cautious driving?
Twilight_Spark: The top of the lewd figurine leaderboard
Thadrin46: I have never bg'd a pu. I valorant a lot which wiuld likely help a little but meh.
Diabore: but if joekim isnt here i cant shoot him off his bike
exeJayce: well there's always next time for those who aren't here today
orrie104: The REAL leaderboard...
Kiwijelly: @SkylerRingtail people drink A Lot and not all of them are smart enough to take a cab
Vinewood_OG:
Loading Ready sLuRRs 
Rexsplosion: Just here for the cookie stats
TheAinMAP:

LordZarano: It may be free-to-play but I would need to buy another SSD and a copy of Windows and spend however long it takes to install Windows. And PUBG isn't really my kinda thing
Diabore: alex did get a win some months ago
SkylerRingtail: @Kiwijelly Ah. So, same as every holiday.
SnackPak_: oof
GasCityGaming: @SkylerRingtail People tend to enjoy adult beverages over the weekend and make poor choices.
Diabore: 13?
Dog_of_Myth:

sheqesi: lol
orrie104: Do you owe Dylan a baker's dozen?
DigitalSeahorse:

wiggins: are we cookied, chat
exeJayce: James, I think you owe Dylan an entire pack at this point
RayFK: @wiggins alright, slow down there unc
Kiwijelly: @SkylerRingtail pretty much. some people I know slightly died in a crash yesterday so it's on my mind
j_griffinzz: Well, let's see how this runs from Norway...
Diabore: i have a suggestion as well
Orxolon: hellooo everyone
SnackPak_: good suggestion!
sheqesi: Ooohhh
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *clicks 'accept all'* I guess
99enigmas: DEAL!!!
exeJayce: Serge out there with the temptations
forcorus1: i used to have a bounty on me
Rexsplosion: Love it Serge
GasCityGaming: Tier 3?
sheqesi: Sub to your channel, Serge?
Diabore: anyone in discord killing the previous winner, doesnt have to be a discord winner
Diabore: imo
Thadrin46: I have cookies fwiw
Anubis169: a bounty?
Anubis169: oh boy
Mr_Horrible: not even in round 1 and already we're putting out hits
RockPusher:

GamerCat88: or take a cookie awat from dylan
BrowneePointz: Funko’s Workin has the same cadence as Jungle Boogie
TheAinMAP:

notpsion: lmao serge
Rexsplosion: If one of us kills Dylan, we get a unqiue chat badge XD
Diabore: that helps immensly
Kiwijelly: they weren't drinking and I don't know if it was a factor, but decided to give a general message anyway
exeJayce:
have fun everyone!! 
RayFK: One eye on the screen boundary, one eye on the pub
SkylerRingtail: @Kiwijelly I'm sorry for your loss. I lost a whole branch of my family tree to a car accident recently, so I can relate. I hope you're doing okay.
wiggins: I'm confident that even if I DID screen cheat, it wouldn't even level the playing field for me
xantos69: Have fun everybody!
Diabore: glgl
TehAmelie: i sure hope no one's watching stream and driving anyway
James_the_Dabbler: Man with this small of a crowd maybe I should get in on this
James_the_Dabbler: Let's see how long PUBG takes to reinstall
Orxolon: !players
LRRbot: (June 15, LoL ARAM) Today's players: James, Ben, Adam, Nelson, and Wheeler
LordZarano: joke?
thegiftedgrifter: i mean, same
KmdrKibneg:
Time to minimize the stream 
Kiwijelly: @SkylerRingtail my deepest condolences
DigitalSeahorse: is pupper being a good pupper?
atinyspacemarine: I missed the window but holy shit I just won the warmup match
Diabore: theres a polar bear now
lamina5432: whoops gonna miss round 1
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NotCainNorAbel: or a film producer
notpsion: @James_the_Dabbler 48 gigs after install, dunno what the DL is
notpsion: if that helps
BrowneePointz: funnily enough the lead singer of Smash Mouth died cuz he didn’t see a doctor
exeJayce: I was going to redownload but then my internet decided it was not going to function..... so hotspot time while I watch everyone else
Getter404: Constant brain drain due to a systemic lack of institutional experience
Diabore: oof thats a rough flight path
Mr_Horrible: the funny part is being involved in making a game makes you even *MORE* incredulous that any game launches
j_griffinzz: Oh right, first person. That'll be different
Dog_of_Myth:

SkylerRingtail: Too real, Graham.
exeJayce: maybe by next time I'll have a better computer too, that's on my list of things to eventually buy
PharaohBender27: Dictatorship of the Shareholders
underhill33:

Kiwijelly: also very important
TehAmelie: ovopositor jiggle physics
BrowneePointz: ye they were pretty restrained
Mr_Horrible: ah yes
Veshnikard: it helps them jump
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damn_i_am_pretty: say my name
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RatherLargeToad: Jump rope rouge lite
ErynTzun: Still ridiculous outfit of barely any clothing only on the woman
Mr_Horrible: "Busty Redhead Jumprope Incremental Game"
Getter404: Scarlet what? The open world one where you slingshot off trees?
Kiwijelly: I forget which Dead or Alive was my bi awakening
lamina5432: I play ZZZ it breathes on giggle physics
gualdhar: speaking of blowing up on Tiktok
BrowneePointz: I think it was done by one animator
ContingentCat: I'm trying to cut back but yeah
TehAmelie: i like catching the good tiktoks that filter our to tumblr
RockPusher:

TheAinMAP:

ContingentCat: Yeah my algorithm is a lot of cats and that's great
MacbethSeemsSus: Remember when the US banned TikTok and then...just didnt?
Mr_Horrible: G landed in Australia, apparently
PharaohBender27: Games, meanwhile, has once more found a good house
atinyspacemarine: Always sacrifice the rodent
notpsion: yessss
OldUncleDan:
My Tik Tok experience starts with the sentence "This is your daily does of cats." 
Thadrin46: I've been playing a lot of mah jong soul lately. The goonerism in that game is ridiculous. Great mah jong though.
Twilight_Spark: To be a gun bearer... Is to be alone
DigitalSeahorse: there's rodents in this?
exeJayce: @MacbethSeemsSus my one coworker lost her mind for a solid hour and I'm just like... "why."
Kiwijelly: I like animal videos and that one band with the song about lactose intolerance
James_the_Dabbler: @notpsion well after I swapped my stream to my phone I went from 5 days to 10 minutes so. take that as you will
Kiwijelly: but I mostly stay off tiktok
RandomTrivia: James also has a monopoly on thunder, weirdly
BrowneePointz: But yea I’ve heard Scarlet Skips’ character design described as “wow this person really wanted to bang Princess Daisy”(affectionate)
Mr_Horrible: he's gonna see you in copyright court, Yager
SkylerRingtail: James *is* the military-vest-industrial complex
OldUncleDan: Oh, and that new "Weird Al" song is stuck in my "Brain."
Kiwijelly: I would, in fact, burn this city down for a tall warm glass of milk
margieargie: James in violation of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act
orrie104: Eff, that was dumb
BrowneePointz: unfortunately anti monopoly and oligarchy was only cool in the 1920s @margieargie
goombalax: WELP
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goombalax: 0-1 burrito bracket
orrie104: @goombalax Yeah, same person got me
DigitalSeahorse:

Mr_Horrible: this is just turning into PvP Big Walk
DigitalSeahorse:

goombalax: @orrie104 I think I heard you die but I didn't know they were in that building lol
DigitalSeahorse:

orrie104: Yeah, I knew right where they were and I still didn't get a shot off... stupid lack of grenades
Kiwijelly: so, this is probably in my top worst types of online multiplayer games to get isekaied into, but what are some others?
goombalax: left 4 dead
MacbethSeemsSus: @Kiwijelly Dead by Daylight
DigitalSeahorse: "This is more of an overpass."
RandomTrivia: "your *other* right"
goombalax: League of Legends (you are a minion)
DiscordianTokkan: I almost thought alex meant perineum
TehAmelie: Occupy White Walls would be nice. no conflict, just endless art galleries
BrowneePointz: Alex the proscenium would be the edges of your monitor
RandomTrivia:

pleonasticTautology: LOLLL
margieargie:

Dog_of_Myth:

pleonasticTautology: y'know, for someone who isn't in chatthew, dylan has "being a member of chatthew" on lock
jibkat: Why was I not told about pubg night
damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat Matt literally said- gdi Jibkat
DigitalSeahorse:

TheAinMAP: @jibkat Matt mentioned it at the end of stream last night.
jibkat: Shoot more!
MacbethSeemsSus: As if that's a deterrant
jibkat: in my defense they never said the time
RatherLargeToad: The most danger-less game
APODionysus: lmao of course this is Matts fate
MacbethSeemsSus: Does Matt choose Charybdis or Scylla
APODionysus: @jibkat it was also mentioned in discord chat
APODionysus: multiple times
damn_i_am_pretty: @jibkat its at five pacific
jibkat: not the time!
GasCityGaming: dangit
kozguy6288: Merricat just t-bagged me and it hurt my soul
jibkat:
oh hey TheMerricat 
GasCityGaming:
dirt bike crash 
APODionysus: @jibkat True. good thing LRR has a website with their schedule on it
TehAmelie: but if a cat teabags you it's because they trust you
DigitalSeahorse:
@kozguy6288

Twilight_Spark: In which we #BlameMatt
damn_i_am_pretty: honestly I think Matt avoiding drawing attention to himself by firing a weapon
kevenwith2es: Apologies to whoever I ran over. Karma instantly shot me in the head.
Kiwijelly: ~I shot a man in PUBG~Just to watch him die~
Twilight_Spark: I love pube guh
RandomTrivia: Foolish Wiggins, James can never die! *splat*
BrowneePointz: He's no longer the King
BrowneePointz: but still a legend
damn_i_am_pretty: there's a home game of crossing the streams?
Lysander_salamander: the Everlast version of that song was pretty good
Despoiler98: onloy thing that can kill James is GRAVITY
Saintnex: Serge lol
Twilight_Spark: Spooky ghosts
RandomTrivia:

Twilight_Spark: Negative people.
Mathwyn: Pilsbury Updown's Brittle Frowns time
Zanzabar_: I have been league free going on at least 4 years now, and its been great.
BrowneePointz: oh the dumbass 500 dollar skin
BrowneePointz: the Stupid fucking gacha skin
damn_i_am_pretty: in the board game version of Crossing the Streams, if you're playing Matt Wiggins, you start at a five point deficit but get a nice starbucks beverage.
Tiber727: Negative people. You going to that event erased people from existence.
RandomTrivia: The most horse armour of horse armours
Getter404: Faker, the sports superstar who did ANTI-gambling ads. Korea, what a country
OldUncleDan: Get into the Zone... Auto Zone.
Kiwijelly: Wait, I think I've thought of a worse type of game to be Isekaied into. EVE Online
GasCityGaming: @OldUncleDan Thank you! It's not just me lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Isekaied directly into Microsoft 365.
Angreed66: If a country needs anti-gambling ads they have a gambling problem
Twilight_Spark: @kiwijelly I think the plot of Eve Online is that your player has isekied themselves into a spaceship in Eve Online.
Mathwyn: @Kiwijelly I dunno being a cell in an Excel spreadsheet seems kinda chill
KmdrKibneg: Serge suffered the exact same fate as me
RandomTrivia:

BrowneePointz: speaking of League, Marc "Tryndamere" Merill(the Riot CEO) had a panel talk at PAX, talking big about games and their in development MMO, and rightfully EVERY response online as been "So how about 2XKO asshat"
Tiber727: @Mathwyn Do you get reincarnated as Clippy?
TehAmelie: @Kiwijelly at least there you can't die and spend billions of planets' worth of industrial output for fun
Kiwijelly: @Angreed66 oh it's not just a gambling problem. it's an organized crime game fixing problem
Booster6: Matt shot a guy!
Mathwyn: @Tiber727 Only if you have accumulated enough karma
TheMerricat:
Oh hey @Jibkat,
Belatedly.
TheAinMAP:

A_Dub888: Hello friends, how's Unknown Person's Frank Exchange of Bullets?
Lysander_salamander: Duck-walk our way to victory
MacbethSeemsSus: Protective haystack
jibkat:
you were busy at the time 
Kiwijelly: like finding a bullet in a haystack
RandomTrivia: Hey there A_Dub888, it's full of chaos already in the Parachutey Fightey Lootey
Lysander_salamander:

PharaohBender27:

MacbethSeemsSus: o7
KmdrKibneg: Graham is just shooting corpses lol
damn_i_am_pretty: WOW
SnackPak_:

TheAinMAP:

Twilight_Spark: Jedi propaganda
IanAllenBird: lmao
Saintnex: hahahah
RandomTrivia:

margieargie: Perfect parking job
TheAinMAP:

damn_i_am_pretty: first James took away the MCU podcast, then he took away Matt's life
Anubis169: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hate it when that happens
korvys: Ya can't park there mate
lamina5432: take away his license
MacbethSeemsSus: remember where we parked
kevenwith2es: “Do bodies still bleed” is an excellent question out of context.
GasCityGaming: 47 people in the lobby for next game already!
pleonasticTautology: okay i am now installing pubg.
Anubis169: !addquote (Graham) [now] They weren't dead when I started shooting at them...
LRRbot: New quote #9665: "They weren't dead when I started shooting at them..." —Graham [2026-09-07]
drrek0: Boy I suck at this game
TehAmelie: that's an excellent quote out of context
Shurtal: 'Got some good hits in,tho'
DiscordianTokkan: Jundam
RatherLargeToad: Gundarn
Mathwyn: moeagare! moeagare! moeagare, gundamu
Shurtal: Yand Ham Zed
thegiftedgrifter: i ate so much blue
RandomTrivia:
Anubis169 
TheMerricat: If it's the costume I think it is, it's actually a cardboard costume it's in the store right now.
korvys: !findquote potato
LRRbot: Quote #9663: "This is gonna sound like I'm lying, but... I restarted the potato engine." —Paul [2026-08-31]
PharaohBender27:
@LRRbot 
BrowneePointz: speaking of Gundam, that new Gundam Action Game they showed off last week looks dope
BrowneePointz: We might finally have a good Gundam Game
raulghoulia: that potato engine line was very funny
Mathwyn: @BrowneePointz with an original story no less
Lysander_salamander: Was that gundam deathmatch game good?
JohneyS: I murdered slightly more than I died. I call that a win.
atinyspacemarine: The full mech bundle costs uuhhhh, $3.75?
goombalax: @Lysander_salamander it went offline but I liked it for what it was
TheMerricat:
@kozguy6288 I wasn't t-bagging you! I swear! 
BrowneePointz: It was an okayish Overwatch clone @Lysander_salamander
Anubis169: oh nice James!
notpsion: aw
Anubis169: double tap
SkylerRingtail: @Lysander_salamander The one LRR played on stream, and that shut down after mere months? It was baaaaad
BrowneePointz: they killed it too quick for folks to really find out
MacbethSeemsSus: @raulghoulia I hope "Engage the potato engine" ends up in a Commodore Hustle
notpsion: gg james
TehAmelie: "I mean, they died sometime before I stopped shooting them. Wait that still sounds wrong."
DigitalSeahorse: it's also in different packing
Juliamon: what, why they puttin sweeteners into Bubly??
notpsion: AED time
TheMerricat: Watch out James, Nilla will get your milk shake!
DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon
Juliamon: gross
DigitalSeahorse: oops
j_griffinzz: Thank you for revenge James
atinyspacemarine: Matt, you stand by your words
DigitalSeahorse: @Juliamon I donno but I think the 12 packs are all safe, this was a 6 pack
SquareDotCube: Remember Matt, whimsy
Lysander_salamander: Also a warning, if you're allergic to ragweed sometimes you'll be allergic to Stevia. They're related to each other.
Twilight_Spark: Awkward
Twilight_Spark:

Rhynerd: The bad news is presumably the rest aren't getting cookies from this
nillasprite: if I could fight one person at a time that would be great lmao
lamina5432: james might get a cookie here
MacbethSeemsSus: "we go to Cookie Monster for our current cookie forecast...."
atinyspacemarine:

TheAinMAP:

RebekahWSD: Cooookie
Lysander_salamander: aw heck bad time for a reload
PharaohBender27: Congrats, @Diabore !
Anubis169: ok who gets the chicken
damn_i_am_pretty: hey Diabore
northos:
why is this an emote
Rexsplosion: aw man, rank 6
Drasvin:

Tiber727: You did it all for the cookie.
TehAmelie:

atinyspacemarine:
This is the only thing that comes up looking for a cookie emote
nillasprite: I think xantos may be watching the stream because he was refusing to shoot james from literal feet away
Anubis169: northos: That's a christmas one, and I've no clue why it's left in
Zanzabar_: you hit spectate
GrathXVI: Alt-F4
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Diabore: YOU DICK
Twilight_Spark: Wow
damn_i_am_pretty: Diabore
Rexsplosion: he wanted the 1v1
sephyhallow: Whoops
damn_i_am_pretty: ugh
DigitalSeahorse:

Diabore: i thought it was me dylan and forc still
Lysander_salamander: oh well
Diabore: i didnt know forc died
notpsion: agree with jordan here
notpsion: secret pacts??
Zanzabar_: sounds like a a good pact
MacbethSeemsSus: The sacred covenant has been broken
Ravynn: The pacts!
BrowneePointz: Secret Pacts is for Duskbloods
Diabore: well i did well at least
SnackPak_: collusion isn't hacking
notpsion: james can you make acustom mode where everyone gets wallhack on dylan
Anubis169: the aimbot is secretly... Dylan's own brain
Rexsplosion: Alex, sorry for killing you
Shurtal: the secret PUBG whatsap
7gorobei: conspiracy coohootsion
Diabore: i KNEW it was dylan and i hadnt seen forc in the killfeed
TehAmelie: cohootollusion
Diabore: anyway, i killed james
BrowneePointz: Bluehole? Someone made a Game Studio named after Avatar Fanfic?
damn_i_am_pretty: @Diabore good job
wiggins: dylan has admin privileges
forcorus1: if dylan didnt hit me i win the fight\
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Diabore: @damn_i_am_pretty at the very least, i killed him 5th last
Anubis169: hills are special
notpsion: #team xantos
Anubis169:
MAHP 
Lysander_salamander: flashbang?
notpsion: YESSS
SnackPak_: hell yeah
Lysander_salamander: wow
Peter_Chordash: Wooooo
Rexsplosion: stun to the FACE
TheMerricat: So for those of you who haven't been playing since the last CTS, one of the things the patch between then and did was greatly up the number of LMG spawn in world. so expect a lot of LMGs
Diabore: GOATED nade
SnackPak_: LFG
Rexsplosion: hahaha!!
RockPusher:

aClonedPickle:

GrathXVI: He IS mortal!
LadyAiluros: YOOOOOO
DiscordianTokkan:

BrowneePointz: inCREDIBLE flashbang
damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
lamina5432:

KmdrKibneg: LETS GO
Twilight_Spark: Pocket sand wins again
GhostValv: he can bleed!
Zanzabar_: lol best use of a stun grenade
exeJayce: well done!!!
99enigmas: Way to go Xantos!
Mr_Horrible:
ayyyy 
Forgotten_Sanity:

Anubis169: xantos69 that was amazing, well fought!
DigitalSeahorse:

Shurtal: was that a flashbang off the noggin?
Juliamon: Phenomenal nade skill
VonShnigglewitz: GG
damn_i_am_pretty: stuck 'em
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun gonna be honest, i SO wanted to kill you before it was top 5
99enigmas: @Diabore - good fight. You had the better aim.
xantos69: Oh yea, I had a few folks scoped up for a while there.
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know you could do impact damage from the unexploded grenade
TehAmelie: sapped with a flashbang
Anubis169 dances
James_the_Dabbler: give me one sec
RulerofNight: whats eta to join?
Diabore: @99enigmas ggs
forcorus1: you knkow at least my game crashed after i was dead
Kiwijelly: @BrowneePointz I'm still trying to figure out how to make a joke about the prevalence of chinese omegaverse esports webnovels and you had to bring out the Avatar fic knowledge
Anubis169: LRRCTS
RebekahWSD: How many cookies does Dylan have stockpiled?
pleonasticTautology: i'm trying to create my character but the client is throwing a fit?
orrie104: Dylan's carryon would be full of cookies at this point...
Mathwyn: Shipping all these cookies out must be difficult
Diabore: james fwiw, i probably dont push if i dont tag you with the second shot in the air
lamina5432: gotta keep the riff raff out with butts
A_Dub888:

GrathXVI: @RebekahWSD James is gonna have to work out a deal with the Girl Scouts for an industrial sized order
lamina5432: up the tier of the sub so they can do gifs?
DoodlestheGreat: Something like that.
goombalax: sub laundering
ErynTzun: Subbing it forward
ClodiumSoride: @Kiwijelly that is a collection of words I never expected to see together
atinyspacemarine: What if Xantos gets to kick someone from chat?
Saintnex: Serge's been hangin out with Adam too much it seems lol
PharaohBender27: @lamina5432 Don't think LRR is in the GIFs thingy
Diabore: up to 53 for second game is great
RebekahWSD: @GrathXVI With both of the bakeries the girl scouts use? Dang
Anubis169: lol
Kiwijelly: @ClodiumSoride that was my reaction too!
James_the_Dabbler: I took a nap
DoodlestheGreat: Muggy. It was a sauna outside.
BrowneePointz: oh man Rebekah, now I want some tagalongs
James_the_Dabbler:
AAAA 
lamina5432: @James_the_Dabbler me too
RebekahWSD: I'm a basic thin mint girl
PharaohBender27: I read more of Andrew Cownden's novel this afternoon.
math_nerdette: Chicken dinner for my husband! Go Xantos!!!
Diabore: glgl
Mathwyn: Oh golf that sport with the airhorns and blunderbusses
Diabore: suck?
orrie104: Quadruple boagie = failure?
Anubis169: a bogie is close to a birdie, just a few letters off
Saintnex: Quad Boagie = goodnight
A_Dub888: Quadbogey = milkshake?
Anubis169: WHOA
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SnackPak_: way too late matt
Diabore: angled down is the way
damn_i_am_pretty: that way, he only blinds children when he runs them over
gualdhar: yeah keep in mind Matt now drives an SUV
Kiwijelly: @ClodiumSoride after I gave into curiosity I found out I couldn't really keep track of what was happening... because I don't know enough about competitive esports to follow the plot
jibkat: Matt doesnt run over children
MacbethSeemsSus: The LEDs are angled down. The laser pointers though.....
A_Dub888: @jibkat so he won't run over Jordan?
Anubis169: Laser headlights!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, did I miss the first match and also I have no idea what on earth the conversation is about
Anubis169: Yourlanta?
MacbethSeemsSus: Ourlanta comrade
ClodiumSoride: @Kiwijelly LOL, actually. Anybody can learn from their own experience. The secret trick is learning from someone "else's* experience. My curiousity will remain unsated.
BrowneePointz: Renekton
BrowneePointz: Xerath sounds more like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH as someone who drives a Prius your headlights are STILL TOO BRIGHT AND ALWAYS IN MY EYES
Saintnex: James's got a hot landing
DigitalSeahorse: Psychedelics?
SkylerRingtail: According to furry social media, Renekton is right for everyone kappaPride
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Ask your top lane if Renekton is right for you
damn_i_am_pretty: ok, Matt v James round 2
Lysander_salamander:

korvys:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so what happened in the round (or rounds) that I've missed?
BrowneePointz: Ah, I wonder if it's because it sounds like Tinactin Graham
BrowneePointz: "Tough Actin' Renekton"
Anubis169: Pan!
Drasvin: Just throw the optics at them
RockPusher:

Kiwijelly: I swear I was only looking for regular gay stuff
Anubis169: (arse guard 4000)
goombalax: man 2 early deaths in a row
Just_Herby: Welp
Anubis169: it's a Pan....sir
GhostValv:

A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig James killed Matt
Mathwyn: You can always tell when its James shooting at you because he is suspiciously silent in the call
Thefluffiestguineapig: So who is deflecting stuff off a pan?
Kiwijelly: but the tags were so intriguing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mathwyn Sometimes James is just totally silent though
Twilight_Spark: Do you wanna go to the abandoned village and shoot each other with our iron sights? owo
Kiwijelly: I had a life once, I'm almost sure
atinyspacemarine: Alright, this round did not go so well as my last round lmao
ClodiumSoride: @Kiwijelly that's how they get you
Anubis169: is there a way to break the glass other than a bullet?
Twilight_Spark:
@anubis169 a grenade 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 I assume a mele weapon like the aforementioned pan
Leesagna: the mail slot on the balcony door lol
Anubis169: 'there'
Saintnex: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: Wow rip
SymphonySolstice: o7
GhostValv: o7
Lysander_salamander: oooooh
RandomTrivia:

MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Anubis169:

RockPusher:

DigitalSeahorse:

RandomTrivia:

damn_i_am_pretty: Serge cheats
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine Ah, see my last attempts at the particular section of Silksong I'm in
DigitalSeahorse:

damn_i_am_pretty: take a cookie from Serge for cheats
Angreed66: time for Serge to earn some chicken
RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha
atinyspacemarine: Somehow I got killed with an M249, after having also found an M249, like what are the odds?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 Some chicken dinner to go with that cookie for dessert?
Lysander_salamander: this is so silly
Darleysam: and on the wall, a perfect outline
Dog_of_Myth:

GhostValv:

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Anubis169: wasTUT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't believe Dylan's lies! Dylan isn't resettign!
Anubis169: aww, sub dropped
RockPusher: hahahahaha
RandomTrivia:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Saintnex: HAHAHAH
Anubis169: YO
Juliamon: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: hahahahahah
IanAllenBird: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus: o7
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHHA
RockPusher:

damn_i_am_pretty: hHh
A_Dub888:

damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
margieargie:
Kill stealing! 
TheAinMAP:

RockPusher:

WiJohn: sAMMICH
Thefluffiestguineapig: HAHAHAHAHA
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Perfect Outline, anyone going to see Coyote vs ACME?
Kiwijelly: hopefully
WiJohn: @BrowneePointz My housemates saw it, they said it was a lot of fun
atinyspacemarine: It's not a digital gun yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the closest anyone was going to get to killing Dylan today
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also does Alex have something silly for firepower again?
notpsion: kozguy i am so sorry but also holy crap
notpsion: i died typing this message lmao
Lysander_salamander: that doesn't seem very accurate for a rocket launcher to have such a drop to it
kozguy6288: that was an absurd shot!
damn_i_am_pretty: no, Graham was taken out
kozguy6288: I deserved it for running in a straight line but damn
notpsion: 320 meters first hit, i was absolutely astonished
notpsion: 98% luck, rest assured
damn_i_am_pretty: oh no zone kills
kozguy6288: I almost ran towards you after we landed, but bailed when I heard the other shots
notpsion: hehe same, i heard shots and was like noooope
notpsion: anyway nilla immediately dunked on me so i got what i deserved
Lysander_salamander: recharge your shields
RandomTrivia: "Top left!"
RandomTrivia:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh if Nilla is here today we might have a shot against Dylan
notpsion: hey, xantos took dylan out last round
A_Dub888: All according to Rayfk-kaku
notpsion: absolutely insane flashbang, 11/10 moment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion OH Xantos is here too! Sick
RandomTrivia: WELL THEN
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Pywodwagon: I killa da alex
Pywodwagon: I die
damn_i_am_pretty: nice Merricat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, Merricat is not messing around today
Dog_of_Myth:

RandomTrivia:
Doing well, then 
atinyspacemarine: Matt just really hates cardio, and I can relate
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not crouched, already a good start
MacbethSeemsSus: He's going the distance! He's going for speed
damn_i_am_pretty: actually, Matt is a endurance athlete
IanAllenBird: uhoh
Lysander_salamander: what's the hellicopter do?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I heard the pot shot
A_Dub888: 2 points and the ball!
Angreed66: Is matt doing pacifism?
atinyspacemarine: Report RayFK for false reporting
jibkat: not by choice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 Again you mean?
IanAllenBird: whoops
notpsion: be honest, you reported Matt for aimbot
Anubis169: only one way to find out as J says
Anubis169: zoooooooooooom
Lysander_salamander:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Neyyyyyyoooooooom
Anubis169: Marbles On Stream
atinyspacemarine: Pretty sure the P90 is an SMG in some of the US military branches, demonstrating how the classification of a gun is sort of meaningless
RandomTrivia: *DONK*
A_Dub888: Marathon?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
aClonedPickle: quake champions on the side
vsmit: TF2
IanAllenBird: mmo peggle....
DigitalSeahorse: Meccha Chameleon
damn_i_am_pretty: Yahtzee
TehAmelie: Planetside
pleonasticTautology: @atinyspacemarine in stargate command, yes
DigitalSeahorse: KLETKA
Thefluffiestguineapig: MMO Peggle might have legs if done well
Lysander_salamander: wasn't there a tetris battle royale?
MacbethSeemsSus: I forgot about the built in peggle....
DigitalSeahorse: REPO
Thefluffiestguineapig: REPO is so good
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: boof into a tree
BusTed: amazing
IanAllenBird: yep
Lysander_salamander: there we go
RandomTrivia:

jibkat:

GhostValv:

Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus:

damn_i_am_pretty: holy shit
DigitalSeahorse:

ClodiumSoride: the essence of comedy is timing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next county
Anubis169:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
notpsion: dylan: yes
Angreed66: revenge for matt
Lysander_salamander: is there a second discord channel just for hunting dylan now?
Dog_of_Myth: Dylan says relax, frankie says no
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 The one time Matt remembered to un-crouch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth When Dylan says to relax everyone should clench
iconicshadow89: the server said he got our precious cinnamon roll matt therefore get em
BusTed: 😬
Anubis169:

RandomTrivia: Serge please, that's self harm
atinyspacemarine: I mean if social media dies, there'll be more, other advertising jobs for sure
Lysander_salamander: wow these sniper shots
Thefluffiestguineapig:

Lysander_salamander: oh too soon
Tiber727: Where social media went wrong: humans. Post mortem over.
Anubis169: dayum
SnackPak_: look at that patience
Lysander_salamander: nice shots
Saintnex: that was ice cold
GasCityGaming:
I'm telling Adam 
Kramburger: Maybe Jordan should get into Concord
Diabore: sooooo 2 for 2, dylan stop it
Anubis169: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dylan has better possibility of landing a shot than most snipers in X-Com
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nerf Dylan
Diabore: @99enigmas sorry for 2 for 2ing you
notpsion: so he actually hits the 95% shots? wow, op
99enigmas: Diabore just has my number tonight. 2 for 2.
Diabore: OH YOU DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOURE SHOT DYLAN???
Rexsplosion: Nilla is going HAM
TehAmelie: of course, most snipers in XCom only get up to like 30% hit chance before they die
Dog_of_Myth:

RandomTrivia: GRAHAM
BusTed:

Anubis169: hehehehehe
damn_i_am_pretty: @Diabore Diabore you need a snickers?
Diabore: i did fuck up a boat with the new LMG
Anubis169: maaaaaaaaaaybe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Well, then the Snipers in Zero Company who you can power level
RandomTrivia: Oh I didn't see that, guess I need to watch the VoD
Tiber727: Insert Final Fantasy meme.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Diabore 
atinyspacemarine: Oh god, help, how do I make spectator cam not feel like piloting a boat?
Boomyakalolo: gods this has been so fun
Diabore: and only one in the discord alive
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine I feel like I have bad news
northos:
@atinyspacemarine don't spectate a boat? 
notpsion: i forget the button but there is a way to make it less floaty
Lysander_salamander: an all-panzerfaust map
DoodlestheGreat: Anyone else look into WARDOGS? It felt like Call of Planetside to me.
atinyspacemarine: No the free cam, there's a button
notpsion: try K
Diabore: who did i drive to a car at the start? i was in a buggy
DoodlestheGreat: It's king of the Hill.
Twilight_Spark: It's not really extraction I think.
atinyspacemarine: Three large teams?
SquareDotCube: Bodycam is the one that's showing up in my Steam suggestions
thaigeprime: I think its more like battlefield than a tarkov right?
atinyspacemarine: @notpsion Not sure why ketamine worked, but thank you!
Lysander_salamander: I almost want to look more into Forever Winter. Maybe I'll wait until it's at full release.
Rhynerd: A friend of mine showed me a video from the Wardogs devs on "reasons you wouldn't want to get our game", which honestly I gotta give kudos to.
Diabore: seventhpoem protect your milkshake!
lamina5432: not bad made top 13
Valkryir: @DoodlestheGreat i miss planetside 2 so bad ;_; Wardogs is fun but it's definitely fiddly milsim style
atinyspacemarine: I don't need a game ahead of transport fever 3 frankly
goombalax: @atinyspacemarine they don't want you to know tha ketamine is the solution to most things
Rhynerd: The player count was one of the points in that video of theirs.
Lysander_salamander: oh, Arc Raiders is dropping off?
atinyspacemarine: arc raiders is fun until the story mode runs out
TehAmelie: personally i think it'd be hard to improve on Planetside. if the meta hadn't happened to evolve into no battles i might still be playing it today
OldUncleDan: I would love to see a remake of Smash TV, but as a arena/extraction shooter
Darleysam: Marathon-enjoyers listening in...
atinyspacemarine: it's so fun, but you either have nothing to do or there's hackers, but it feels like it has so much potential
Saintnex: dannnng
notpsion: F
GhostValv: sheesh
Lysander_salamander: I rather enjoyed Marathon. But I played too much at once and burned out.
Diabore: merricat took out xantos, new winner
xantos69: Dang.... I thought that house was empty. Nice kill Merricat.
Shurtal: at least i got killed by a killer
lamina5432: those games just kind of need an alternate idea when the player base count falls
Arclight_Dynamo: "Don't you think Marathon looks tired?"
atinyspacemarine: I want to get back to marathon, but solo play is rough, and team matchmaking is also rough for different reasons
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
RandomTrivia: Oh this is going to be hilarious
Diabore: noooooo
Diabore: dylan cookied
RandomTrivia:

Lysander_salamander: someone having a nap
IanAllenBird: rip
MacbethSeemsSus: lol
JKBalch: Is that a dozen or a baker's dozen for him?
Pywodwagon: merricat you are not a skyrim horse
Forgotten_Sanity: never made it that far before
Saintnex: He cant keep getting away with this!!
MacbethSeemsSus:

xantos69: If I can do it, so can you. I'm old and have no reflexes. Just nade spam him.
RandomTrivia: Very clean
IanAllenBird: o7
Dog_of_Myth:

Anubis169: g7
RandomTrivia:
Like some kind of hell zone grenade? 
Twilight_Spark: I put a zone in your zone so you can dot while you dot.
Zanzabar_: @Forgotten_Sanity I was sure you were on the other side watching the town lol
Shurtal: i'll take a top 10
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Ok, real talk for a second: ketamine is a dissociative and does not play nice with many other drugs
TheMerricat: Making it to the last three was the best I've ever done in one of these regular matches!
IanAllenBird: everyone's game was BG, battlegrounds
Dog_of_Myth:

orrie104: I'll take my 2 kills
MacbethSeemsSus: Tonight on CtS: James gets a cookie, Serge boops James in the head, and Graham discovers Matt bleeds after death
orrie104: first one was Bear-on-Bear violence
xantos69: How about a team game? Or perhaps another map?
drrek0: I dream of squad game again someday
Zanzabar_: gotta have teams for there to be assists
damn_i_am_pretty: Matt almost killed Dylan. if you lie about it.
GhostValv: let's all go to the lobby~
goombalax: lets all go to the lobby
Diabore: id have an assist on nilla the first game, i was the other one shooting them
James_the_Dabbler: I have a request please
RulerofNight: lobby does not seem to be letting me in?
A_Dub888: into the lobussy!
pleonasticTautology: i'm in :3
orrie104: Let's all go to the lobby
pleonasticTautology: i'm excited
DigitalSeahorse: "You win cookie assist! You helped someone else get a cookie!"
James_the_Dabbler: can you set the spectator to public so that even if we don’t play we can watch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 That is a cursed phrase
tidehollowcat: I should be finished reinstalling the game by the next one, I think
sheqesi: I was on a BOAT, and it exploded!
Twilight_Spark: Are we doing phrasing?
korvys: I was thinking the same, G
pleonasticTautology: nope
pleonasticTautology: it's locked, yes
pleonasticTautology: okay, closing stream
pleonasticTautology: back when i die o7
James_the_Dabbler: thank for looking. muting now
Diabore: glgl
BrowneePointz: yea but it's using AI
DigitalSeahorse:
break? 
BrowneePointz: iirc
BrowneePointz: i'd have to check the big ole Gamescom AI list from Kotaku
goombalax: they should make a pubg arcade fighter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, anyone else who isn't playing how are you?
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Lysander_salamander: you don't have to hear horrible noises when a bullet collapses your lung...
GhostValv: wow cool robot
Diabore: we have a polar bear and a brown bear
RandomTrivia: It's absolutely adorable
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's precious
Rexsplosion: the tier 2 helmet matches it
margieargie: @Thefluffiestguineapig Moderately tipsy <_<
ErynTzun: ThThere's a jester bear
ClodiumSoride: that is 100% the Coca Cola polar bear
Saintnex: slightly water damaged cardboard lol
ErynTzun: bear sweater
Lysander_salamander: hot bear action
RatherLargeToad: A Coca-Cola commercial breaks out
MacbethSeemsSus: bear bear bear bear!
TheAinMAP:

NorthstarTex: this scene is getting Grizzly
DoodlestheGreat: Bumfights!
orrie104: Bear fight! Bear Fight!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: someone should add just a box with writing "Rushed Costplay" worn as a shirt
damn_i_am_pretty: base? go to base James
Lysander_salamander: well,
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well,
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse I choose to believe "costplay" is not a typo
Lysander_salamander: trying to remember my statistics class from back in the day
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Lysander_salamander Same brain cell 
LordZarano: Inconceivable!
Lysander_salamander:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Graham is correct that it is highly improbably
DigitalSeahorse: @ClodiumSoride yes, I meant to type cosplay
RelwinEJ: Finally get the family to bed and just barely miss round start.
RandomTrivia:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
jibkat: great job
RandomTrivia: Already
Lysander_salamander: wow
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
damn_i_am_pretty: WOW
Lysander_salamander: dang Merricat
jibkat: 5/5 for TheMerricat
SnackPak_:

Lysander_salamander: merciless
Thefluffiestguineapig: Something that is "statistically impossible" requires worse odds than that
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse now I'm wondering what "costplay" would be. Dressing like a dollar bill? Covering oneself with money?
A_Dub888:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Great job Merricat I cackled at that and I imagined so did you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ClodiumSoride My guess is cosplay at the lowest possible cost
ClodiumSoride: @Thefluffiestguineapig dollar store cosplay!
Rexsplosion: well that was a short round, GG serge
Rexsplosion: and after everyone talked about my gundam drip
DigitalSeahorse: @ClodiumSoride no the whole point is that it's just a cardboard box someone cut a few holes in for arms to fit and ran out of time so just wrote "RUSHED COSPLAY" on the front
DigitalSeahorse: possibly also on the back
James_the_Dabbler: JAMES
Lysander_salamander: nice
TehAmelie: well, how many drop points would you count on a given flight route? depending on experience you'll probably only have a few choices in between the good ones and the less predictable ones
Wilcroft: james on james violence
James_the_Dabbler: fuck
RandomTrivia: James on James violence
GhostValv: James on James violence D:
Dog_of_Myth: James on James violence
Rexsplosion: James on James violence
Wilcroft: jinx
Thefluffiestguineapig: @James_the_Dabbler ROGER
DigitalSeahorse: so rushed they had no real ideas
RandomTrivia: Ah good, the singular Chat Braincell is working
Rexsplosion: damnit, i owe you a coke
DiscordianTokkan: murdersbation
A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig DONKEY
James_the_Dabbler: Ok, chat, no need to rub it in
Lysander_salamander: wow
MacbethSeemsSus: Damn G
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse You need to misspell it on one of the sides
ClodiumSoride: @DigitalSeahorse oh yeah, I got that, just riffing on the typo. Remind me of the "this is my halloween costume" shirt.
Pal_Friendpatine: doppelgängercide?
Saintnex: well thats not ominous at all lol
DoodlestheGreat: "Fantasy Island..."
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Wasn't that a shitty horror movie from a few years ago?
Thefluffiestguineapig:

frank_the_great: No man is an island
roguepenguinknight: Cant play due to timezones, but maybe I can get away with having you on my 2nd monitor at work.......
DoodlestheGreat: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, it's a TV show from the 70's.
Lysander_salamander: that would be neat
Lysander_salamander: like a strategy game
TehAmelie: "assuming direct control"
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Every time you say that one starting hit point is removed from the next round 
IanAllenBird: just like mindjack
Saintnex: I think as we have established from MindJack, that would infact not be cool lol
ClodiumSoride: there's a nightmare game idea: chat vs streamer. Like the horse-size duck vs 100 duck-size horses meme.
RandomTrivia: "he thought he heard a noise.... HA-HA!"
Athelgar: that would be cool for an asymetrci Matrix game or something. Agents just taking over random NPCs in the world to respawn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex Damnit you typed faster than me
BrowneePointz: double checked and yes PUBG Ded Net has an AI steam disclosure
Lysander_salamander: @ClodiumSoride I think they've done that before. With the zombie mode
7gorobei: @DoodlestheGreat there was also a 2020 movie with michael pena as mr roarke
DigitalSeahorse:
this butt needs fry pan armor
MacbethSeemsSus: Serpentine James!
damn_i_am_pretty: we can't hear you serge, that would be ghosting and wrong
ClodiumSoride: @Lysander_salamander I was thinking of something sharply asymmetrical, like the streamer is a kaiju and everyone else is just folks with guns
RandomTrivia:
Hi Meg! 
RandomTrivia: Please pet Maple for us!
Lysander_salamander: That would be fun
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Meg
jibkat:
Meg
DigitalSeahorse: Hi Meg
Redbassist: Sneaky Maple
IanAllenBird: ohhh
Lysander_salamander: wow very agile
DigitalSeahorse: at least it's healthy
Lysander_salamander: I should get some cucumber
Tiber727: The original Perfect Dark had a mode called counter-op that was kinda that. The 2nd player took over mooks and had very little health, but jumped to the next one when killed.
PharaohBender27: Are veggies good for dogs?
Redbassist: Your dog is a Japanese kappa eh?
OldUncleDan: Cucumber dog burps... Ewww....
DoodlestheGreat: I like to eat a small tree every day.
Kiwijelly: cucumber is safe for dogs. Onions are not
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Depends on the veggie
MacbethSeemsSus: This is not nutritional advice
RandomTrivia: LRR doesn't like to ingest fiber because of how long it took them to get the first lot in Moonbase Mk VI
ClodiumSoride: @Tiber727 huh, that sounds cool
DigitalSeahorse: that would require medical intervention
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 In limited quantities and certain vegetables yes
wiggins: the upshot of having a large dog, is that even if she gets into something that's not good for her, she typically would need to eat a lot of it to hurt her
MrGibberish: @randomtrivia wow that's a cut
damn_i_am_pretty: Maple prefers burritos over veggies, tho
TheAinMAP:

A_Dub888:

DigitalSeahorse: literally in the bathtub
BusTed:

wiggins: like that time she ate 2/3 of a chipotle burrito
OldUncleDan: Nice thing about having a cat... No worries about her getting into any veggies or fruits. (Generally speaking, of course.)
BrowneePointz: Dogs ARE technically omnivores
RandomTrivia: MrGibberish Why thank you, I'm very proud of it
nyoomgoom: cucumber is one of those plants i only wanna eat if it's on a sandwich or salad. sandwiches and salads are great opportunities to pile on plants i would otherwise not be fond of
Thefluffiestguineapig: @OldUncleDan Yeah, I have a cat who is obsessed with melon
Juliamon: Some cats *also* enjoy veggies
damn_i_am_pretty: @wiggins after she got you to leave the room?
DigitalSeahorse: my cat loved peas
MAPBoardgames: That was some driving!
BrowneePointz: ye cats are Obligate Carnivores
Tiber727: @nyoomgoom Cucumber to me is a salad ingredient or tatziki.
wiggins: tzatziki is tha bomb
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BrowneePointz: Dogs are Classified as Omnivores but are specifically in the in between iirc cuz they can't synthesize some amino acids on their own
OldUncleDan: Cucumbers to me are just potential kosher dills.
IanAllenBird: ouchie
Saintnex: I respect the charge lol
pleonasticTautology: i dropped really early
TheAinMAP:

DigitalSeahorse: yup, kitty's main diet should be largely meat/fish/foul
pleonasticTautology: and then had to haul ass
pleonasticTautology:
and died to zone 
damn_i_am_pretty: @pleonasticTautology so did Matt
A_Dub888: @wiggins you're the bomb
nyoomgoom: @Tiber727 ohh right yeah, dressings and dips are also great for having plant ingredients
TehAmelie: we had a S:t Bernard who'd eat anything but peas. could slurp down a bowl of stew in five seconds and somehow leave a handful of peas licked clean
Rexsplosion: Graham just left a car to run the zone on foot
Darleysam: can't read tzatziki without remembering the guy pronouncing it as tee-zay-tee-zeye-keye
orrie104:
Dammit Dylan... 
wiggins:
@A_Dub888 
atinyspacemarine: oof, out again
nillasprite: not my streamer bridge camping in the year 2026.....
ClodiumSoride: that air freshener always looks to me like it has one staring eyeball
pleonasticTautology:
@damn_i_am_pretty oh cool i'm in the same boat as matt. 
PharaohBender27: @nyoomgoom What if it's part of a soup? (The gazpacho recipe I use includes cucumber, but of course it's all blended up)
korvys: Do all the cars have that air freshener?
Sogheim: I wonder how long it took to animate the air freshener like that when you drive?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Animals are hilarious with their ability to do things like that where you seal pills inside balls of mashed potato but they will manage to totally clean the pill off and leave it in the ball
lamina5432: dang got out to heal and got killed
orrie104: Yeah, Dylan just killed both the bears back to back
Thefluffiestguineapig: *bowl
PharaohBender27: @ClodiumSoride So a more horrifying version of Freshy?
Lord_Hosk: That was close
nyoomgoom: @PharaohBender27 hell yeha soup. the one place i will abide celery
DigitalSeahorse: oh and careful not to give animals bones that can shard and get stuck in them somewhere, that can be dangerous too
ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 or *less* horrifying?
Juliamon: it's always funny to see the little pieces of carrot our cat leaves in her bowl because she likes everything *else* about her canned food, just not the carrots
Diabore: thants criminal
PharaohBender27: @ClodiumSoride Hm. Would need to see a side-by-side comparison to say for sure [the sound of a thousand people protesting against me manifesting that idea into the world]
notpsion: well, I did that to james last game
atinyspacemarine: barge?
notpsion: he does it to me now, nice one
notpsion: shouldnt have taken a pot shot at him but alas, got thirsty
ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 DBFH is less than two months away, we can make this happen
notpsion: also forc and diabore jumpscaring me, jfc
notpsion: that round was something!
DigitalSeahorse:
@Juliamon 
OldUncleDan: @DigitalSeahorse I have been trying to explain that to my cat. But she still keeps on trying to snag bones when I eat fried chicken.
Diabore: @notpsion i saw the body but didnt see you behind the body
Lord_Hosk: This is a lot alive for such a small circle
RandomTrivia: WOW
notpsion: I figured it was something like that, @Diabore
atinyspacemarine: The kill counts have been fairly low early on these games
PharaohBender27:
@ClodiumSoride Who is this *we*? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The jumping is a hilarious visual
Saintnex: dang, James is poppin off right now
atinyspacemarine: Graham is in a swim race
Juliamon: hydrate!
BrowneePointz: he drank the Space Jam Water
DigitalSeahorse:
@OldUncleDan
nuuu catto, only the meaty bits
99enigmas: JAMES!!!
OldUncleDan: Hydrate, don't dydrate!
99enigmas:

RandomTrivia: Hydrate sufficiently, and you too can have a sick theme song
BusTed: started hitting the diazepam like Snake
ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 you're right, maybe the world isn't ready for this
damn_i_am_pretty: James downloading l33t skillz from the matrix this morning
Diabore: gg graham
Diabore: it was great to watch at least
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Rexsplosion: GRAHAM, i was camming it, that was so cinematic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rexsplosion What happened?
Rexsplosion: there was a swimmer RIGHT BEHIND YOU that got you
Diabore: yeah
Diabore: i was wondering if you saw them
atinyspacemarine: I think it was a sniper in a house that got G
notpsion: lmaoooo
Forgotten_Sanity: Sheqesi has been out in the blue for several circles now, just walking around Primorsk healing with everything they find
pleonasticTautology: DYLAN DIED TO ZONE
Diabore: @atinyspacemarine no it was the swimmer
Lysander_salamander: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
RandomTrivia:
Dylan in the zone 
atinyspacemarine: oh dang
notpsion: someone VSSed him and he had like 1hp and then zoned
NotCainNorAbel: how do we give the zone a cookie?
7gorobei: does the zone get a cookie?
Saintnex: hahaha
atinyspacemarine: Graham showed up on the beaches of normandy
notpsion: Drummer got his kill stolen
notpsion: i think
James_the_Dabbler: How do you go into freecam again
Shurtal: aw maaaaan
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
GhostValv:

notpsion: @James_the_Dabbler f5, then k to make the motion less gross
Diabore: @James_the_Dabbler hit observer, if you already went follow F5 and space bar to free fly
notpsion: i think? i cant do it all of a sudden
Diabore: and hit k to make camera smooth
Shurtal: i hope james got my ghillie suit
lamina5432: I went to the bathroom at 26 alive and 10 are still here
RandomTrivia: A curse on whomever said the words "Ultra Instinct" and got the theme immediately and firmly stuck in my head
thegiftedgrifter: We were having a fun fight in the blue
orrie104: Dylan got chunked and then the zone finished him
pleonasticTautology: it was *right after* you died, graham
Saintnex: turns out, it took the literal environment to kill Dylan
Diabore: @James_the_Dabbler did it work?
Boomyakalolo: someone tell the Mrricat that they have my fav gun
GreyThey: Out of general curiosity as a viewer, what are the unwritten rules for people in chat who are playing? Obviously no screen cheating, but does that include listening to the audio or being in chat (while actively playing)?
RayFK: It means don't watch chat, listen, or the stream
Diabore: @GreyThey i generally mute stream but ymmv
RayFK: Feel free to tune back in after you die (or win!)
orrie104: I personally deafen the stream, but then unmute after I die
notpsion: yeah if youre ingame mute it until dead
Rexsplosion: VSS is criminally underrated
orrie104: I do have the stream up on my 2nd monitor so I can toggle back right away, but I never look at it
Diabore: agentmassive also got graham
pleonasticTautology: you had scopes on merricat
pleonasticTautology: because i was spectating you
Rexsplosion: integrally suppressed, mag fed, soft shooting, it's a dream
atinyspacemarine: My 1% lows are wildly variable in this game, I'm getting between 30 and 90
GreyThey: Makes sense, just don't think I've ever heard it actually mentioned on stream.
PharaohBender27:
TheMerricat
TheMerricat:
@PharaohBender27 
goombalax: LMAO
TheMerricat:
This is the first night I've made it to the top ten on the regular maps twice! 
Diabore: top5
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Nice!
Juliamon: GreyThey The community generally understands what "don't cheat" encompasses, so there's not really any hard rules
Rexsplosion: I was the one who pushed Serge
lamina5432: I just enjoyed my helicopter ride
damn_i_am_pretty: @TheMerricat Matt wants to have words with you, Merricat, lol
Rexsplosion: cause i was scared he would push me so i pushed first
atinyspacemarine: Don't give yourself an unfair advantage, otherwise you're good
notpsion: if you can manage the bullet drop the VSS is surprisingly potent
Rexsplosion: it's so good, VSS and Vector combo GOATED
TheMerricat:
@wiggins needs to learn to check the corners before going for the loot. 
Shurtal: i found a secret room key, went to one, failed to blow the door open.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TheMerricat
At least he's learned to stand up when sprinting
TheMerricat:

notpsion: you can just shoot the wood boards and then open the door with interact
TheMerricat:
everyone's using 9mm 
PharaohBender27:

Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BusTed: rope-a-dope
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHEEEE
korvys: The fake into the zone
TheMerricat: the beep beep was the medkit
JosephDeath: Think it was a flash wasn't it?
GhostValv: walked right up and up smashed
Diabore: ZONE
Diabore: ive never seen the name before fwiw
drrek0:
I'm not Serge's irl buddy 
Rexsplosion: I'm an IRL serge buddy, having never spoken to him or interacted directly XD
notpsion: thanks serge
Diabore: znuggles needs to boost
Lord_Hosk: Serge worked everywhere its not so much a joke as a funny reality
Lysander_salamander: wow
RandomTrivia:

Dog_of_Myth:

PharaohBender27:

atinyspacemarine: God, they can't see each other
Diabore: charging?
Mollylele:
Serge is IRL my nemesis 
Diabore: do you mean cheering serge?
Lysander_salamander: wiggle
James_the_Dabbler: Someone make a move
exeJayce: I feel like Serge (or anyone here honestly) would be fun to hang with irl
atinyspacemarine: holy shit
Peter_Chordash: Amazing
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Rexsplosion: XANTOS!!
BusTed:

James_the_Dabbler: NOOOO
RandomTrivia:

Dog_of_Myth:

IanAllenBird:

Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lord_Hosk: Winner winner
notpsion: xantos mvp
Rexsplosion: GG XANTOS!
MacbethSeemsSus:

Reyyan1395: Xantos has the strats
TheAinMAP:

Lysander_salamander: that's delightful
aClonedPickle:

Ravynn: Chimkin
damn_i_am_pretty: in a row
exeJayce: holy SHIT Xantos, very good game!
Lord_Hosk: 1 kill
Diabore: james top frag, dylan top damage
xantos69: LETS GO!
orrie104: Xantos - the peoples' champion?
lamina5432: xantos patience is on the next level
Lord_Hosk: Its the only kill that matters
BusTed: the only kill that matters is the last one
NotCainNorAbel: between #1 and #2 they had one kill
xantos69: My record is 0 kills for the win
Diabore: what are we doing james
Lord_Hosk: You passed it
99enigmas: Way to go Xantos!
DiscordianTokkan: passed 'em
OldUncleDan: Xantos - The Flashmaker.
Diabore:

Lysander_salamander: chainsaw only
Saintnex: Xanthos - the Bringer of Flash
PharaohBender27: We are
orrie104: Yes, you're still live
PharaohBender27: He did
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Chainsaws and bicycles
ClodiumSoride: I thought Flash was discontinued
Boomyakalolo: he did
Angreed66: And we thought flash died
NotCainNorAbel: we will be good
Diabore: do you have snacks
Saintnex: ook ook
IanAllenBird: yeah
Reyyan1395: Hi Graham
sheqesi:
Hi Graham 
orrie104: Just dropped and ran
Lysander_salamander: how would a "only panzerfaust and mortar" match go?
RockPusher: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Diabore: i want snacks
Peter_Chordash: Who needs adds when everyone is subbed
farley_f: are you our new daddy
damn_i_am_pretty: this is peak James
Drasvin: McDonalds!
OldUncleDan: So, the latest episode of "Shuffle Up & Play" was super fun!
Sarah_Serinde: dangit do I have to be responsible *again*?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
PharaohBender27 startings jumping on the couch
Lysander_salamander: let's go jousting
iconicshadow89: we need an adult
Boomyakalolo: this week?
orrie104: Yes, they're tasty in stalad
NotCainNorAbel: like on pizza?
PharaohBender27: *starts
orrie104: *salad
pleonasticTautology: graham is a responsible adult
goombalax: are you a cop
Dog_of_Myth: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
TheMerricat: They go great with pasta.
BrowneePointz: Matt! You have to go to the Bridge first!
Diabore: yall got any games on your phone?
lamina5432: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
xantos69: Well new plan... JUST flashbangs
sheqesi:
Having so much fun 
Val_TheRainbowFang: There's mushrooms in the stew I'm eating right now
Zanzabar_: theys allright but they gotta be cooked just right for my tastes
pleonasticTautology: matt is NOT a responsible adult
Boomyakalolo: waiting on those shrooms
damn_i_am_pretty: hai Matt
Dog_of_Myth: Doing good
farley_f: I want maccas
TheMerricat: I'm hyped.
Saintnex: starts doing wrestling moves on the bed
orrie104: Good Matt... you can't have my bear suit again
Rexsplosion: i'm doing okay, but not when you use that tone mister wiggins
Drasvin: I'm drawing a tree
damn_i_am_pretty: what beer are you drinking, Matt
MrGibberish: Hey Graham, youtube recommended me your reading of the Gritty resolution from db 2018. Good time
Inquisitor_Xian: Hey Jordan have you seen Kenny v Will at All in Yet?
Dog_of_Myth: I have snickerdoodles now.
Diabore: glgl
wiggins: I am not drinking a beer
Lord_Hosk: Matt, What is your favorite thing about James
wiggins: no booze during taper
RockPusher: When will Matt "Git Gud"?
notpsion: matt will you paint me a gundam
atinyspacemarine: What's the game you least want to play in Archipelago?
frozenphoenix7: Going to my first wrestling show in years at the end of the month since AEW is in town, super pumped.
wiggins: @notpsion the going rate is $13,000 USD, lol
Lord_Hosk: @wiggins Thats a good deal
Inquisitor_Xian:
Tk is a sicko and he books for sickos! all gas no breaks wrestling 
Diabore: @wiggins i got a quarter and pocket lint?
PharaohBender27: @wiggins What does "taper" mean in this context, if I might ask?
notpsion:
@wiggins does that include the model or no 
korvys: "The steak is too juicy"-ass criticism, lol (it *is* long though)
Mazrae: The only wrestling I watch is the annual LRR rumble
eelaypuff: The Next Level debuting was dope!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Same
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Wait nvm I figured it out
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
BusTed: very good
wiggins: @PharaohBender27 in the last few weeks before a race or endurance event, you reduce your mileage so that yoiur legs can be healed and fresh because you can't get any more good training in
SkylerRingtail: Oh, so Absurdism
Angreed66: So just nhilism
A_Dub888: She wrestled with a broken freaking hand
ContingentCat: I mean yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Absurdism?
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like several people I know
7gorobei: nothing matters so therefore no consequences
SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig Albert Camus. "One must imagien Sisyphus happy," etc.
frozenphoenix7: They'll be fine as long as they don't spend another boatload of money on a bad video game
MacbethSeemsSus: The guy's dad owns the Jaguars, they're most likely fine
RandomTrivia:
Alright folks, I can stay awake no longer, enjoy the rest of your night! 
RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone for the highly enjoyable stream
PharaohBender27: @wiggins OK so *not* what I thought I figured it out to mean (I was thinking of gundam painting); thanks for clarifying.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail Oh no, I wasn't asking what it was, I was meaning absurdist wrestlers is a whole different level of Rome burning
SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ahhh
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, RandomTrivia!
atinyspacemarine: well fuck
SkylerRingtail: I mean...it's also fitting
DigitalSeahorse: so it sounded like 2 other parachutes?
atinyspacemarine: bad luck me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine Did you drop next to and therefore 1v1 Dylan?
atinyspacemarine: not dylan, but another player who just got a gun before me
atinyspacemarine: like our parachutes opened and we were on top of each other, and I didn't know until we were landing
MrGibberish: Is it possible for a round to be very fast circle and melee only?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine Ah dinger, and to answer your question about games I least want to Archipelago, are we including games that make my feel physically ill to play (many 1st person games do)
atinyspacemarine: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think if you would be willing to play through it, yes? but for me that'd be a non-starter, I'd have to drop out
OldUncleDan: Serge confirmed member of the Friends of Humanity!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrGibberish I think there's also probably a way to restrict the starting area but I genuinely have no idea
Mollylele: do the in-game pianos make a sound when you shoot at them? genuine question
jessicaengle: How's the shootymans?
PharaohBender27: @Mollylele Well now I'm curious . . .
lamina5432: fast round
lamina5432: for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine I would not be willing to play, but a game I would not want to Archipelago personally would be Silksong because I am not good at platforming without a very specific crest
shea_wolfe: You're literally holding a Kar right now though
MacbethSeemsSus: I'll offer $8
NotCainNorAbel: $4US
MrGibberish: @lamina5432 saw that. How unfortunate. What happened?
e_bloc: are you sure it wasn't a boulder
PharaohBender27: Same haybale James tried to shoot through a few rounds ago, perhaps?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was there a boulder on the other side of the hay bales?
NotCainNorAbel: I always pile my hay up over boulders
Lysander_salamander: wow
Lysander_salamander: dang
korvys: Order pizza
farley_f:

MacbethSeemsSus: "i
GreyThey: You're hungry? I understand that the winner gets some chicken dinner
lamina5432: @MrGibberish just ran into someone in the middle of a shooting range. quick 1v1
MacbethSeemsSus: "I'm fine, everything's fine. How are you?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is your name Lars Gerhard?
VonShnigglewitz: anyone know seventh poems twitch name?
Foxmar320: Order me pizza and you won't get in trouble
Lysander_salamander: fair
MrGibberish: @lamina5432 shucks. It happens
RockPusher: A basement with regular external doors seems like it wouldn't really be that secret…
atinyspacemarine: Alright, chat, how do I pick a good spot to drop?
Inquisitor_Xian: well the keys aren't secret, it's just the basement
Juliamon: basement seems far less secret than advertised
Arclight_Dynamo: Just fire one shot into the field. It might hit!
Athelgar: im starting to think that the basement may not be as big a secret as we've been led to believe
7gorobei: dont kink shame
e_bloc: TOS
DigitalSeahorse: live person under a dead person would probably work even better
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a feeling that might be Matt
Lysander_salamander: Play me a haybale mr. haybale man...
MacbethSeemsSus: Monet's crying behind the haybale, protecting his easel
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it Dylan
FlameReetardantPanda: at this point, you're just asserting dominance
BrowneePointz: a famously impatient animal
Boomyakalolo: gg nila
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
VonShnigglewitz:
@Thefluffiestguineapig no im dead 
BusTed: caught in the purple
IanAllenBird: that's what internet's for
RockPusher: Welcome to the Purple Zone
e_bloc: have you watched a LRR stream
Arclight_Dynamo: Rekt
atinyspacemarine: Uh oh, james is in the purps
BrowneePointz: Rodents and Patience are an oxymoron
orrie104: Bah, today is *not* my night...
korvys: No, it was just big
Thefluffiestguineapig: You never left the red zone
Xan_The_Quiet: the red zone comes for us all, sooner or later
InconsiderateHat: Then get good
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, purple rain
atinyspacemarine: James, do it, vine
OldUncleDan: But what about Red Zone Cuba?
TheAinMAP:

thebuzzstreams:
You'd get out of the bad zone sooner if you had grabbed that zipline gun at the beginning 
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Mai_Andra: You have to shout "I'm invincible!" if you want to get got immediately.
pimiento: they should put a Saab 99 in this game so we can have a Kar-98 in a Car-99
Strebenherz: Good evenin y'all. Tunin in a bit late tonight, how's the shoot the wiggins ratio been tonight?
BusTed:

RockPusher:

Drasvin: Good timing on Alex. "Buy Low. Sell High." "Ah shit."
korvys: ya can't park there, mate
Mai_Andra:
Efficient landing. 
lamina5432: dropped on this place
JadedCynic: "We're not parking it. We're abandoning it."
Strebenherz: Damn Ray
shea_wolfe: Lets go Jordan!
damn_i_am_pretty: HEY! nice!
lamina5432: james getting killed where I dropped
Pal_Friendpatine: @olduncledan *insert mst3k joke here*
MacbethSeemsSus: Old Man Wiggins?
Strebenherz: Come on Wiggins get Jordan's butt
pleonasticTautology: gg merricat
GreyThey: The lack of gloating makes me think that Jordan is muted
notpsion: nice one drummer
RockPusher:

lamina5432: everyones around the plane
kozguy6288: notpsion how much hp did you have after our battle at the rock?
Rexsplosion: There's some kinda mad max car meetup in Severny
Shurtal: i flipped my buggy and died to a combination of hoofing it and Diabore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rexsplosion I'm sorry, what? That sounds hilarious
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know you could summon triangles
DiscordianTokkan: mmmmm... sky toblerone
DoodlestheGreat: What the hell were those?
RatherLargeToad: Ancient Egypt is invading
Mollylele: do they hate particle man?
Mai_Andra: "I showed you my triangles. Please respond."
RockPusher: James is Triangle Man?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele Doing the things the particle can?
ClodiumSoride: do those falling things cause damage? That'd be a hell of a way to die.
7gorobei: caltrops for gundam?
atinyspacemarine: Two people are playing mario kart
korvys: Matt's jogging
angeal0: gg serge!
pleonasticTautology: merricat is SURGICAL
Lysander_salamander: ohno
OldUncleDan: As in Serge is allowed to die.
tidehollowcat: I got my first ever kill in this round!
RockPusher: hahahahaha
Strebenherz: awww no
Lysander_salamander: aaaa
RockPusher: yes!
Strebenherz: Rude
lamina5432: good fight matt
damn_i_am_pretty: Jordan, how could you?!
atinyspacemarine: Goombalax, holy hell
goombalax: SHIT
Strebenherz:

Rexsplosion: Madmax just ended, crazy finish on the beach
nillasprite: why am I getting double teamed by two people in cars lol
Thefluffiestguineapig:

lamina5432: close range hipfire is fine
goombalax: we had been racing around the track
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nilla that is a hysterical thing to read
TheMerricat: oh man......
letsbelgo: all these excuses
Lysander_salamander: they should put skateboards in this game
pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat i had an vss on me lmao
TheMerricat:

pleonasticTautology: but this is also: my first time playing
pleonasticTautology: gg on the kill merricat
notpsion: first time playing pubg is hard, yeah, lotta quirks to figure out
TheMerricat:
Tonight's been a great night for me other than the one time I got run over. 
notpsion: my first game was a cts last year and I went 1-6000, but the 1 was james, so
RockPusher: To eat the chicken on the other side?
Mr_Horrible: chickens fast forward the vod 2 minutes
Thefluffiestguineapig: James you missed and I quote "Madmax on the beach" and according to Nilla "getting double teamed by people in cars on the beach"
notpsion:
@TheMerricat wanna see it from my perspective? 
TheMerricat:
@notpsion No, thanks I'm good. 
notpsion: lol
notpsion: i wouldn't either
TheMerricat:
@pleonasticTautology btw you were doing great, I couldn't find you which is why I kept running toward you hoping I'd see you. 
pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat i'm playing on controller if you can believe it
TheMerricat: @pleonasticTautology You hit me the first volley you sent.
Lysander_salamander: his best
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
notpsion: WHAT is happening
GhostValv:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHHH
BusTed:

pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat YO WHAT@@
Strebenherz: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Oof
letsbelgo: caught in 4k
Rexsplosion: CANNOT BELIEVE SERGE TURNED THE TABLES!!
NotCainNorAbel:

JKBalch: wuw
thebuzzstreams: and we ALL saw it
Lysander_salamander: the hubris
KmdrKibneg: That's rough buddy
TheMerricat:
@pleonasticTautology 
notpsion: immediately avenged
Strebenherz:

lamina5432: 3 off the cookie
pleonasticTautology: @TheMerricat that makes me glad that shooters are transferable skills lmao
RatherLargeToad: like that, yes
TheMerricat:
@pleonasticTautology they are very much. 
shea_wolfe: The full Marathon team kill
MacbethSeemsSus: "My name is"
Lysander_salamander: so close
lamina5432: oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
TheMerricat:
At least it wasn't to stun grenades. 
Thefluffiestguineapig:

PharaohBender27:
Jordan
Drasvin:

goombalax: i feel like xantos is the main character tonight
RockPusher:
strats
Diabore: had NO idea where they were
notpsion: yeah, xantos is on fire. so is james honestly, been a lot of real good plays
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forgosanity is a great user name
Diabore: its a field
Thefluffiestguineapig: No Dylan, you don't get the one thing that is your weakness banned
Diabore: they have a small clue because xantos got the kill
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Zanzabar_: @Diabore your body made me pull a Graham
Diabore: @Zanzabar_ what does this mean? like you thought i was up when i was dead?
Strebenherz: how small can the map get?
Diabore: xantos with the triple
BusTed: nice
Zanzabar_: @Diabore your head was poking out from the edge of the tree
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
Rexsplosion: the hat trick!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah they did
exeJayce: yooo
Lysander_salamander: nice
SnackPak_:

lamina5432: the patient killer
Boomyakalolo: ggs
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Strebenherz eventually it's all blue
Zanzabar_: @Zanzabar_ I shot it 3 times thinking I should have gotten a hit
99enigmas: Xantos - hat trick!
Strebenherz: @phoenixletmeuseadashd gotcha
damn_i_am_pretty: three in a row
korvys: That loading screen - Is there a city map?
thebuzzstreams: Release the dylan
xantos69:
50 James, I was the man behind the hay bail
Diabore: only 4 games so far right? so winners are dylan and xantos times 3?
VonShnigglewitz: WHO HERE IS SEVENTH POEM?
PharaohBender27:
@xantos69 
Rexsplosion: Dylan, take the training weights off
VonShnigglewitz: sorry for yelling
Strebenherz:
Rayfk in #69 
korvys: Shouldn't have stopped shooting at it
jibkat: How fast will TheMerricat kill Matt this time?
Zanzabar_: who was in the 5 car pileup
TheMerricat:
@jibkat I only got Matt once! 
eelaypuff: I was one of the cars
forcorus1: you can drive through some of them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jibkat What was the record?
Diabore: i was gonna ask dylan to team up
pleonasticTautology: the game keeps reloading and bumping me out ><
dougma: @Zanzabar_ I swear I didnt even see you there on the beach... gg
Zanzabar_: @dougma I know, you walked right up and werent even looking
Diabore: glgl
xantos69: Honestly yea, if James had pushed me on the bail, I was finished. I was poorly kitted out at that point.
Diabore: oh im in stalber
pleonasticTautology: ugh i didn't get in
Thefluffiestguineapig: James was sniping you from a good distance
pleonasticTautology: the game is freaking out on me
Diabore: yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology Maybe restart it and try to get in next time?
Zanzabar_: yea idk if its still in rotation though
Zanzabar_: it was the one with all the police cars
pleonasticTautology: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, gonna
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a bad feeling about where the zone might be
TehAmelie: protip: to defeat the other players, shoot them until they die
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Also the motto of the Nsburg Girl Scouts
DigitalSeahorse: ooooof
underhill33:

korvys:
Says Matt, the guy LRR ran off the island 
Strebenherz:
Wiggins couldn't kill him on the battlefield, so he's gotta kill Jordan somehow 
damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
MacbethSeemsSus: Accurate
damn_i_am_pretty: that's cheating
gualdhar: RESEARCH?!?! what is this a library?
MacbethSeemsSus: This guy does research! Get him!
Lysander_salamander: oof
NotCainNorAbel:

Lysander_salamander: the pvp in this voice chat is horrible
damn_i_am_pretty: just do Coffee Pong every day of Desert Bus the rest of your life
gualdhar: you have a funny way of showing "love"
Mathwyn: hateful hateful love
Strebenherz: honestly yeah like the crap i say to my roommate
Strebenherz: *yet*
Lysander_salamander: uwu
MacbethSeemsSus: Remember DB is family friendly
Mr_Horrible: kawaiigins
TehAmelie: your bodies and your animes
Arclight_Dynamo: Clip that from Jordan so the mods know.
Strebenherz: Twitch, Kill Wiggins
Sarah_Serinde:
Hang on I have to check which mod you're making things difficult for 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus DB doesn't have swears or violence, that doesn't mean all the jokes are for the whole family
nyoomgoom: faster, twitchycat! clip! clip!
Wilcroft: twitch, sudo make me a sandwich
thebuzzstreams: Twitch, globalthermonuclear warfare
Saintnex: twitch do a barrel roll
PharaohBender27: I know channels where typing !clip does just clip the preceding 30 seconds
TehAmelie: twitch: "Deleting all animes"
damn_i_am_pretty: Twitch, create a antagonist capable of defeating Lt. Commander Data.
7gorobei: twitch order me a pizza using bezo's creditcard
A_Dub888: twitch, open the pod bay doors
Vinewood_OG: @damn_i_am_pretty No no no nooo!
Sarah_Serinde:
Ah it's Defrost who will have extra clips to dig through 
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Look the Ian containment module is still in Alpha
Arclight_Dynamo: Labatt'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @7gorobei Pay off all my debt with same
Arclight_Dynamo: *Labbatt's a pils, I thought, technically. For what that matters.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh just Ian?
azureHaights: Pils here!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, no, I'm wrong - pale lager.
JKBalch: Serge....
damn_i_am_pretty: who is that? I've never heard them before. they sound evil.
PharaohBender27 starts hyping Augustiner Helles Lager, though you have to look for it in North America and it costs almost $4 USD a bottle
underhill33: I heard the same thing G
7gorobei: @Thefluffiestguineapig you have to specify the amex card, it has no limit
NotCainNorAbel: I also heard it as something not hurt
Arclight_Dynamo: The thing around these parts is lagered ales, it seems.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @7gorobei Ah, cheers for that
Angreed66: eh movement is how you get seen
MacbethSeemsSus: then cha cha real smooth
DigitalSeahorse:

Thefluffiestguineapig: PUBG should add amphibious vehicles so people can drive a boat onto lands
Lysander_salamander: oh look an ultralight
Mai_Andra:
We've got both kinds - Meth and Fetamine 
TehAmelie: then stop moving for half a second to really fake them out
Zanzabar_: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think the brdm can do that
Saintnex: hahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zanzabar_ Is that what is colloquially known as a "duck" vehicle?
atinyspacemarine: Alright, I at least managed to mark damage on someone
damn_i_am_pretty: Oh serge is talking about the game
PharaohBender27: Yeah I also wonder what Alex is referecning there because he does is not infrequently, and don't know if he realizes what tune it's based on . . .
shea_wolfe: Perhaps they pushed you and stole your car
Diabore: well, 99enigmas got me back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I am hoping he does not and someone might want to tell him
notpsion: rip
MrGibberish: Not a big circle for 31 people
notpsion: oh it was james trying to kill me. well too bad! enigma got me instead!
notpsion: i was like, well, im losing this sniper duel 100% and peaced out right into someones sights lol
pleonasticTautology: i think i can't play pubg for the rest of the night
pleonasticTautology: because i can't install the .net framework???
Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology I'm sorry friend
damn_i_am_pretty: i love to ride my bicycle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bicycle supremacy!!
APODionysus: I just bought a bike!
TheMerricat: So chat, this is for after the match but someone remember to tell James the two "skyscraper" map maps are Rondo and Deston. Neither are _all_ city, they both just have cities with a sizable amount of skyscrapers on the edge of their maps
DigitalSeahorse: we need MORE bike lanes!
JadedCynic:
I didn't know you were running for Premier of Ontario, James! 
APODionysus: I agree!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I love to ride my bike! I want to ride my BICYCLE I LOVE TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIKE
APODionysus: more bike lanes and more public transit
damn_i_am_pretty: BICYCLE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @APODionysus More usable public transit that isn't installed just to fail
APODionysus: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @damn_i_am_pretty BICYCLE
jibkat: imagine wanting to bike from vancouver to whisler
Diabore: yeah vector that close is so hard
damn_i_am_pretty: alternatively, bring back Mammoth herds
Rexsplosion: Graham the vector is CRAZY
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy that cars so often just get absolutely shot to pieces and a bicycle will just zip by
Rexsplosion: it's a laserbeam
damn_i_am_pretty: @Thefluffiestguineapig how about in PUBG?
Rexsplosion: vector has a really interesting reason IRL it's got virtually no muzzle climb
Thefluffiestguineapig: @damn_i_am_pretty ......No, let's work on not annihilating the animals we currently have
goombalax: noooooo good shot james
damn_i_am_pretty: in the grimdark future, there is James in a Bathroom
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: amazing
korvys: lol
Diabore: you little troll
damn_i_am_pretty: woow
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
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UncannyJimjams: IN-credible
TheMerricat: o7 Forc!
orrie104:
dammit hipfire... 
pleonasticTautology:
@Thefluffiestguineapig we'll need to dig out our win10 install media to fix it.
bluh.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fuck was that sound???
Thefluffiestguineapig: It sounds like a God slamming a door
99enigmas: Good kill Dylan. I thought I could sneak up on you after I heard you kill Forc
damn_i_am_pretty: James i believe is what the kids call "pinned"
Sarah_Serinde: spicy
Diabore: james in trouble
Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig quick hang up on god!
TheAinMAP:

Mr_Horrible: 5 people all giving James the kabedon
Lysander_salamander: the concrete-tetrahedron grenade is fun
Rexsplosion: THERE'S A P90???
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if you can kill someone with the dropping tetrahedrons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I'm sorry THE FUCK YOU SAY
jibkat: I dont think james has this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh was that the sound? I was hearing you dropping the tetrahedrons?
Xan_The_Quiet: @Rexsplosion crate only and takes special ammo so theres never enough, but it it's real nice otherwise
lamina5432: top 10 was nice with some very unfreindly circles
Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander what the actual looney toons
Diabore: if its down to james and dylan... nevermind
TheMerricat: Xantos can't be stopped chat!!!
drrek0: Its totally fair to get killed by a third party, but it still makes me sad
Saintnex: and James makes the cookie bracket by virtue of mostly Dylan killing almost everyone lol
notpsion: wait, xantos, again?
azureHaights: that drummer felt the pa-rum-pa-pum-pum
notpsion: ?!
Diabore: shurtal
codatski: Lmao
Diabore: cmon james, stop the 4peat
Shurtal: CURSE YOU JAMES
TheAinMAP:

codatski: There you go James
Sarah_Serinde: Go James!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Go James!!
vxRadio: Person in pink might be be me? (DifferentIan here) Did get killed by Dylan with the P90, so....
iarethel0ser: Flashbang warning to chat I guess
notpsion: james is going hot today
Reyyan1395: James v Xantos
MacbethSeemsSus: Beware flash bangs!
Rexsplosion: LET'S GO XANTOS! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!
Reyyan1395: Match for the ages
PharaohBender27: Wait do gas barrels not explode in PUBG?
notpsion: quick james, use a flashbang
Juliamon: this is the *best* match to end the night on
BusTed:

jibkat:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Saintnex: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeeeeeeee
Rexsplosion: grenade win!
notpsion: lmaoooooooo
Strebenherz: WOW
Sarah_Serinde: awww
MacbethSeemsSus:

Dog_of_Myth:

Thefluffiestguineapig: HAHAHAHAHAHA
IanAllenBird: o7
head_cannon: Well fought!
TheAinMAP:

Rexsplosion: INCREDIBLE!!!
CaptainSpam: D'oh!
lamina5432: xantos takes it again
Mr_Bitterness:

APODionysus: that was great
Rexsplosion: PURE CINEMA!
Shurtal: ggs
xantos69: Holy Crap was that James!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was amazing
goombalax: we're out here learning from the master
Diabore: what kind of time chamber training did xantos DO this past month?
e_bloc:

DigitalSeahorse:

Saintnex: Xantos - the Bringer of Nades
MrGibberish: The city one?
Diabore: just put it to 100
aerolend:
@xantos69 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Xantos did you put on training weights from Jupiter???
drummermunson: FPP
drrek0: you're on TTP btw
TehAmelie: Rondo was that one with skyscrapers
Strebenherz: @Diabore xantos, a month, and a punching bag with a doodle of james's face?
lamina5432: it would be neat if they had like a group of 5-6 skyscrapers and the zone was horizontal not vertical
xantos69: Today is Nade Day
jibkat: just make it frags only
Shurtal: all items, no fox, phonebooth
Mr_Bitterness: No flashbangs, no frags
Strebenherz: oh is he adding tanks for alex
Shurtal: just like TF1
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@xantos69 Today we declare freedom from bullets, today is Nade Day 
Diabore: glgl
math_nerdette: @xantos69 I chose you to marry because of your PUBG prowess
goombalax: @Strebenherz antiitank grenade toobs
DigitalSeahorse:

MacbethSeemsSus: Oops all panzerfaust
Strebenherz:
@goombalax 
xantos69: Can I have a cookie now?
Strebenherz: I wish you all luck in bullying Xantos
Diabore: i THINK xantos is now record holder for most wins in a night?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Panzerfaust and bicycle
Diabore: thisll be great
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Have they passed Dylan now?
damn_i_am_pretty: oh, I like this map
notpsion: I haven't kept track but I thought 4 was the old record so it's equal?
MrGibberish: @xantos69 I think you've upgraded to pie now
VonShnigglewitz: @Diabore i got 4 the one time but damn Xantos is a demon!!!
Saintnex: @notpsion so time to cheer for Xantos to win and break the record? lol
TheAinMAP:

A_Dub888: heckin chonkter
damn_i_am_pretty: this is your grave, Mr Bond
phoenixletmeuseadashd: PUBG but the red zone is the dead players doing strafing runs in helicopters
99enigmas: DANG IT DIABORE!
math_nerdette: I have a bounty on all of you--every kill Xantos gets, I'll give him a cookie!
Lysander_salamander: time to get silly
notpsion: well,
MacbethSeemsSus: @math_nerdette You get a bounty! And you get a bounty!
Strebenherz: Rip wiggins
jibkat: who got matt this time?
damn_i_am_pretty: wow that was fast
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lamina5432: dammit jordan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @math_nerdette Oh, are you his partner?
NotCainNorAbel: shot gun to the head, nope not even once
dougma: welp if I am gonna go...
pleonasticTautology: double double stream stream?
eelaypuff: I got Matt!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Having seen the results of what this does to a body IRL, yeah no thanks
TheMerricat:
There are NPCS on this map!! 
Wilcroft: just don't get hit, serge!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@eelaypuff 
math_nerdette: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep! I'm his wife and he is awesome!
azureHaights: none armor left heals
eelaypuff: The cocktail I got him with was the only item I had on me at the time
wiggins:
@eelaypuff 
Lysander_salamander: ooh
eelaypuff: Sorry!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh did we figure out who the seventh poet was?
KmdrKibneg: XANTOS DIED
Shurtal: aw man i got xantos down to 8hp
Saintnex: noooo Xantos!
jibkat:
@wiggins have a 
Boomyakalolo: ended up in the 0-4 chimichanga bracket
atinyspacemarine: Eyyyy, I got a kill!
xantos69: OH noes!!!!! Caught by the second guy. Ok, large wager on James!
ContingentCat: Turn around briiiigbt eyes
Lysander_salamander: oh that's weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: @math_nerdette Oh for sure, we enjoy having Xantos in chat (at least I do) but this is astounding in terms of the absolute tear he is on tonight
BusTed: camping out
Diabore: AHHHHHH
damn_i_am_pretty: wild
APODionysus: so we marathon now?
Lysander_salamander: maybe they're guarding the high-tier loot?
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Drasvin: I wonder, is it possible to get mutual kill in the game. ANd if the last two mutual kill, who gets the win?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell? How many people have been taken out by NPCs?
Peter_Chordash: Tab to pull up the list to easily click and hop around
99enigmas: @Diabore - you are like a homing missile for killing me
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think the NPCs are effectively the crates or guarding this maps equilent of them
Diabore: @99enigmas you did get me last one
jibkat: I hear they have a cool katana
Lysander_salamander: wild that you need to do heists on this map
atinyspacemarine: xantos got knocked out earlyi
99enigmas: I was lucky. I heard you outside of my little shack.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, xantos got knocked out
xantos69: Naw, I got caught in a cross fire between 2 guys. I'm out. Go JAMES!
Reyyan1395: I may have died, but i ended Xantos rain of terror
notpsion: shoot the apc
99enigmas: You got me right as I was reloading.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 James got knocked out too
azureHaights: firmly grasp it
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun for those on the map still, the truck driving a circle around the map is a loot crate you have to kiill to get the loot out of.
KmdrKibneg: does serge know he has like no ammo
Diabore: did matt die immediately?
damn_i_am_pretty: yea
Lysander_salamander: maybe you have to aggro it?
Lysander_salamander: oh
99enigmas: @Diabore I was lucky the last time that I heard you first outside of my little shack. This time you got me with my pants down. Just picked up a decent SMG and was about to reload.
damn_i_am_pretty: Matt landed and got hit by a molotov immediately
Diabore: maybe uhhh drop better serge
lamina5432: loot sometimes be that way
xantos69: Oh, G dies to the nade
Xan_The_Quiet: nice shot!
notpsion: i mean congrats on forc but also ...
forcorus1: ITS ALWAYS DYLAN
notpsion: right???
xantos69: Remember Kids: Guns shoot in straight lines. Grenades bend around cover. They are the stronger weapon.
lamina5432: oh didn't notice the time this is the last game
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like a team map just due to the NPCs
Diabore: yeah this is fun
lamina5432: just this map 3 hours
notpsion: whats the name of this map
KmdrKibneg: serge still rocking no ammo i see
eelaypuff: Haven was the name of this map
Lysander_salamander: maybe turn down the map shrink time just for giggles
JohneyS: Boo Serge. Booo
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so the other thing you all missed in the patch between games, they made 'user made maps' a game mode you can play with a curated selection of maps avaliable.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
He just noticed 
notpsion: i have yet to find a good workshop map
Diabore: are there any that arent?
JohneyS: This map is stressful.
TheMerricat: Most of the ones I've played are just training maps
KmdrKibneg: Do you drop right or left testicle?
Diabore: i only found level 1 packs fwiw
APODionysus: well now I have a question for Matt at stream Tomorrow
e_bloc: @KmdrKibneg in some maps it makes a vas deferens
wiggins: @APODionysus live in mystery
DoodlestheGreat:
They're using their "
container"
99enigmas: Nice try Graham.
atinyspacemarine: which is the salt and which is the pepper, between the shaft and the balls?
JohneyS: Does the tank do anything?
99enigmas: Don't worry Graham. I was watching. Unknown to you, you were being stalked by Dylan.
Diabore: no crates this map either interestingly
A_Dub888: is there a kayfabe explanation for The Zone?
TheMerricat: "The Helicopter: An AI-controlled Pillar helicopter patrols the streets, shining searchlights to spot players and expose their locations. "
e_bloc: noted aeronautic engineer James Turner
Diabore: YES
99enigmas: THE SHOTGUN STRAT!@
notpsion: flashbangs and shotguns, dylan's weakness
PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 The only kayfabe I've heard for it is that it smells like ozone and bacon
Lysander_salamander: wow
Strebenherz: WOW
BusTed: rude
Diabore: had
Strebenherz: "GET THIS JERK" spotlight
Redbassist:

Shurtal: "Eff this person in particular"
e_bloc: presumably they still have a family
Strebenherz: what happens if you shoot at the helicopter?
atinyspacemarine: Agreed, the eroticism is peak
TehAmelie: no, once you die, you have nothing
Strebenherz:
ty for tryin 
BusTed:

Diabore: serge doesnt have enough bullets for science
e_bloc: my family despawns when I die?
damn_i_am_pretty: @e_bloc sorry you had to find out this way
orrie104: leetle peench?
Redbassist:

Dog_of_Myth:

Diabore: COOKIE
Saintnex: cookie bracket!!
MrGibberish:

Lysander_salamander: nice
farley_f:

Redbassist:

notpsion: james its not that bad actually, if you want to be a gundam
notpsion: i think 1k gcoin?
e_bloc:

Lysander_salamander: oh heck
Lysander_salamander: nice
goombalax: nice serege
Strebenherz: DAMN serge
Redbassist:

Dog_of_Myth:

damn_i_am_pretty: Serge isn
jibkat: Who has the juice
SymphonySolstice: seventh poem redemption arc
KmdrKibneg: NO
99enigmas: Nice try Serge
APODionysus: thanks for stream!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MichaelSnowbird: so so close
atinyspacemarine: GG
PharaohBender27:

Diabore: gg gg, nother good night
goombalax: the sounds were actually spooky
Reyyan1395: ggs chat
forcorus1: ggs
Redbassist: Chat winz
pleonasticTautology: good stream! i'll try and get the .net framework installed for next time
Rexsplosion: that was INCREDIBLE
TheAinMAP:

drummermunson: THATA BOY 7TH
Rexsplosion: love that map
TehAmelie: i'm glad i stayed up to 5 am for this
protojman: for sure i will join next time T_T ggs!
sheqesi: Thank you all so much!!
Rexsplosion: Vector FTW
eelaypuff: ggs everyone!
Boomyakalolo: ggs
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Rexsplosion: adding it to my calendar
VonShnigglewitz: who is seventhpoem here?
Rexsplosion: thank you for calling out the date specifically
Diabore: maybe give it a week for DB recovery
CaptainSpam: Right after DB?
CaptainNever: @VonShnigglewitz that would be me
notpsion: also could you do a discord announcement, please
MacbethSeemsSus: 11/2, set in stone!
lamina5432: oh I suck but still enjoy playing
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Dog_of_Myth:

Boomyakalolo: thanks so much for the games
xantos69: Thanks so much for hosting these. This is by far the best I have ever done. I really appreciate the opportunity.
sheqesi: Thank you, James!
Rexsplosion: this ruled, love yall!
MichaelSnowbird: Gnite all
ContingentCat: Thanks lads
Lysander_salamander: good night, all of you
agentmassive:

xantos69:
My darling wife just brought me a heaping plate of 14 cookies for my kills. 
jibkat: Matt might
notpsion: nice nice
MichaelSnowbird: @xantos69 Sweet
sheqesi: *cross adams*
VonShnigglewitz: @xantos69 hell yeah
lamina5432: hope he feels better, getting sick a lot this year
VonShnigglewitz: much deserved
62MGcobra: double fisting m249s that last game weird backup gun
pimiento: i too avoid thinking
sheqesi: Ooooo
e_bloc: kidnap Beej
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Lysander_salamander: huh
Rexsplosion: OH HECK YEAH!
Saintnex: noice
ContingentCat: Oh cool
Rexsplosion: JAMES ELDEN RING IS GONNA RULE!!!
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
e_bloc: hell yeah
Redbassist:
An experience for sure 
Xafty: few people are "good" at souls games at the start
Redbassist: "low level"
agentmassive: few are good at souls games altogether lmao
Xafty: @agentmassive i consider beating a souls game a sign of being "good" personally
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agentmassive: @VonShnigglewitz Thanks for the gift sub!
VonShnigglewitz: well deserved!
agentmassive:

Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
Rexsplosion: yeah you are James
sheqesi:
500 Thank you for the fun!
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Boomyakalolo: thanks 4 the games James!
lamina5432: gnight
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
exeJayce: good night@@
Redbassist: Go have a cookie
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
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