TehAmelie: keep out of reach of hampires
TXC2: title change!
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
62MGcobra: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GedankenPalast_: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
Earthenone: lrrSIG
Mai_Andra:
TXC2: TODAY!......wait
LoadingReadyRun: TODAY. ON JAMESPOINT
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby jamespoint
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
JKBalch: Kinda rattled by this
zeathean: Today on elden ring?
TXC2: like missing one of the stairs on the flight
JKBalch: First Hampad, not Jamespoint. LRR is disconcerting today
Dog_of_Myth: The crossover you never knew you needed.
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TXC2: Here we GO!
JKBalch: Maybe Let's Nope won't shoot anyone tonight and complete the cycle
GedankenPalast_: FBtouchdown
TXC2: hello Again James
accountmadeforants: penroseWave
goatprince: a gamer has emerged
Thadrin46: Hi james
raulghoulia: three James streams in a row?!
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Mai_Andra: blarg today. blarg yesterday. very likely blarg tomorrow.
Earthenone: is this your soulslike
Juliamon: Please don't
Snowcookies: lol
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Sethalidos: James, why?
TXC2: not a Soulsman ?
Earthenone: the champion is coming out of retirement?!
Invitare: you played Dark Souls 3 once
Invitare: I think
LordZarano: Game of the Year 2022 Elden Ring?
raulghoulia: for a nickel
goatprince: James training up to do ER randomizer runs
Critterbot: I'm playing a soulslike right now actually, anyone wanna hazard a guess? Hint: Unlike most soulslikes, it's got a difficulty setting.
TXC2: Sega!
RatherLargeToad: If you are looking for more games for the Switch 2, I’d recommend Splatoon Raiders
exeJayce: James playing Mario Golf does not shock me
TXC2: that grid background is pure nostalgia
exeJayce: it's okay James, I haven't beaten it either LMAO
goatprince: mr hades....
CastleOtranto: Yes! lrrHEART me some Virtual Boy.
GedankenPalast_: I might have over 400 hours in botw and totk and did not finish either
spikefeederalex: Good luck Stabbin!
Diabore: james, you may want to adjust the battery settings so itll last longer
Diabore: set it to stop charging at like 85%
goatprince: chat always lies. except for me
MallyxZero: not last longer like this play session. like battery last in general
TXC2: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Critterbot: No one? It's Jedi Survivor, having a lot of fun with it, would definitely recommend it. It's a bit more forgiving than most other soulslikes.
Diabore: the price
KnightWarrior82: didn’t upgrade noob
MWGNZ: you thought correct
exeJayce: OG one works just fine from my friends who also have a Switch 2
RatherLargeToad: Pro controller 2 does feel real nice to hold
Invitare: Hi Scared, I'm Dad
goatprince: hi scared. you're going to die
Diabore: @exeJayce iirc the only actual "change" is the pro 2 can turn on the switch 2 by itself, like the og pro did for the switch 1
exeJayce: @goatprince hi Matt!
exeJayce: @Diabore interesting, didn't actually know about that, I'll keep that in mind when I get my own
Diabore: oh right yeah, that thing
Thisbymaster: yeah, the "chat" button
IanAllenBird: o/
Diabore: thats loud
IanAllenBird: loud
SnackPak_: lil loud
ArtOfStuttering: WHAT?
GedankenPalast_: GOOD!
62MGcobra: what!
Thisbymaster: *WHAT* I can't hear yuou
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah but the good loud
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Firewhiskers: "Please be good and don't troll other players." You're not the boss of me, game.
TXC2: that was loud and discordant for me :p
cjtree: You can probably just leave the defaults for most things
Diabore: @Firewhiskers elden ring players: huh, wonder who thats for
WitchyTQ: im so excited for you to suck at this!
WitchyTQ: no like genuinely lol
WitchyTQ: you know, i think it might lmao
Thisbymaster: be the amazing james we know you are
Firewhiskers: Are you playing online?
goatprince: turns out you modded stared valley into this and you're just going to play that
TheMerricat: I mean Adam no longer wants to be the Boshi, so you can be the ElderRing.
goatprince: stared*
goatprince: stardew.
goatprince: wow
Earthenone: ok chat, make sure to point him to the best bow as soon as posible
WitchyTQ: matt, its time to put the keyboard down
cjtree: Biggest tip is to level up your vigor first, the rest you'll figure out!
TheMerricat: First tip: Get Gud.
accountmadeforants: Samurai it is
MWGNZ: we dont need VIT Kappa
GedankenPalast_: Samurai with Golden Seed as starter
Invitare: bows are terrible
matthaus_c: bows are quite bad
Firewhiskers: Bows are not good
cjtree: Bows are pretty bad
Xed_Regulus: @goatprince Typos, man, I've been there.
baskwalla: James you played this with Adam and you were so good
Thisbymaster: Summons are good and don't break the game
varmintx0: lets ask Adam how good bows are.
Saintnex: Bows are incredibly bad lol
matthaus_c: online means you can see messages
Invitare: if you want ranged, that's sorcery
Hansk_and_Boo: Online is good, free hints on the floor!
cjtree: online is fun
accountmadeforants: Bows are bad, Magic's good, but Samurai's probably the strongest starting class.
MenomeAlice: When you get to creating a face, click on 'Pick Similar' 40 times for optimal good looks
tehfewl: is bleed still op?
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Hansk_and_Boo: Or the final two classes, they're the new classes for tarnished edition
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tidehollowcat: There's also a couple new starting classes
Firewhiskers: @tehfewl Bleed is great but requires Arcane stats
accountmadeforants: Oh those are new
cjtree: there's no wrong choice here, whatever seems most fun - but samurai is strongest, yeah
SpleenLord: Samurai is perhaps the easiest start
Hansk_and_Boo: I picked heavy knight and it's incredible
NorthstarTex: Idus knight has a fun animation set tbh
SpleenLord: They are
Firewhiskers: Yes those two are new
goatprince: wretch is funny.... but a slow start
matthaus_c: yeah the new ones are cute, but Samurai is still the standard go-to
WitchyTQ: i chose prisoner lmao
Saintnex: Samurai is def easiest but they are all fine except wretch
cjtree: anything except wretch should be fine, yeah
SpleenLord: Male or female
Firewhiskers: Type B is female skin
accountmadeforants: B is femme
MenomeAlice: Idus starts you with a Light Greatsword ehich you can't normally get until the DLC
WitchyTQ: A and B, the two genders
Firewhiskers: They have both sword and bow
PhoenixMelior: The two gingers?
NorthstarTex: I'm type C, I have no idea how I achieved it
PhoenixMelior: Games Turner
WitchyTQ: oh god here we go
Saintnex: Tames Jurner
MenomeAlice: Tames Jurner
goatprince: waow....
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Zael250: John Elden Ring
GedankenPalast_: As keepsake, I would suggest the Golden Seed for an extra health pod
Juliamon: lrrLUL
TXC2: WitchyTQ you're famous now :p
matthaus_c: I love that Akira Kurosawa movie
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
MrSarkhan: perfect
tehfewl: Tea Queue
WitchyTQ: @TXC2 my time is finally here
SymphonySolstice: flawless
Vonbane: Teequeue-san
Firewhiskers: Keepsake - get the key
NorthstarTex: irrelevant information, I have a kitten on my lap, and he is purring
cjtree: golden seed probably
SpleenLord: Its a basic item
matthaus_c: this mostly doesn't matter, the Seed and the Key are good
GedankenPalast_: golden seed is an extra health pod
MenomeAlice: Stonesword Key
Saintnex: golden seed is prob the most friendly
Garfy400: @NorthstarTex That information has made my life better
idontgetmyrealname: Key or Seed is best for early boost
Firewhiskers: There are so many seeds, stonesword key gets you powerful items early
Thisbymaster: Ashes -> summons
NorthstarTex: Seed is legit a item for early game
WitchyTQ: i mean if youre playing in honour of me its gotta be the branch or seed
NorthstarTex: Shabriri's woe is always fun lrrBEEJ
WitchyTQ: i mean key is fine
WitchyTQ: i have a tattoo of one lmao
goatprince: is there any millet. I'm hungry
Firewhiskers: Branch makes an enemy fight with you but it's only good once
TXC2: and now the game truly begins
GedankenPalast_: I love shabriri's woe and take it everytime I coop with my buddies
matthaus_c: welcome to the rest of the stream everyone
WitchyTQ: ever seen a liar chat? now you have
Firewhiskers: @GedankenPalast_ Shabriri's Woe is bugged though and doesn't do what it should 100% of the time
Mai_Andra: 3 hr character creation let's go lrrPistachio
SymphonySolstice: toe to tip that's a james bod
Saintnex: you can change that James lol
EvilBadman: Nah, James isn't a character creator sicko
matthaus_c: (the land of reeds is japan)
cjtree: just aesthetic, yeah
NorthstarTex: @GedankenPalast_ when I was doing seemless, it really was a great tank item
GedankenPalast_: @Firewhiskers it kinda destroys ambushes as they just run at me and don't wait
SpleenLord: And now I need to start a new Elden Ring character. Back to the pyromancy game
matthaus_c: Y to Sample
Invitare: Y: Sample
Vonbane: Y
matthaus_c: they're all making great points, how will you ever pick
Mai_Andra: I absolutely pick one of the presets, change the hair, make the eyes blue, and that's about it.
Kentosaurus: those all sound the same
rosenotbitter: i'm 25 minutes late and we're still making a character lol
itira: tqsNoted mhm
TXC2: rosenotbitter rookie numbers Kappa
GedankenPalast_: @NorthstarTex huge boon for my friends who are not as good at dodging
cjtree: If you spam similar face a whole bunch they end up looking pretty funny
NorthstarTex: ah similar face, the greatest gift to Monster Factory
matthaus_c: check your hair options, maybe one of them speaks to you
Invitare: Select Similar Face
MenomeAlice: Now choose the first option 40 times
PhoenixMelior: Big headsm'n
Thisbymaster: you are just going to wear a helmet and armor to never see the inside again
Firewhiskers: So if you want fire and lightning magic, you level up faith. Regular and cold magic, intelligence. Light weapons, DEX. Heavy weapons, STR. Bleed and poison, Arcane.
TXC2: making a giant jacked baby
CastleOtranto: I question the game's definition of "Abundant"
GedankenPalast_: Nah, Katana special kills and stuns everything
GamerCat88: seabatUseless
unarmedoracle: that 1:1 hip to waist ratio tho
NorthstarTex: 6/10 butt, passing but not great
TXC2: like a fridge
varmintx0: more ass than we get in FFXIV.
tehfewl: thats darks souls
itira: as long as your wife loves your ass, thats all that matters
SalamiSuperstar: The classic character creator experience
cjtree: The fallen leaves tell a story...
Saintnex: the fromsoft experience
PhoenixMelior: Light speck
TXC2: "yes, indeed"
Mai_Andra: "compiling shaders" 20 minutes...
SalamiSuperstar: Banger narration alert
TheMerricat: So chat, my internet went out just as James was picking Samurai. What'd I miss?
Critterbot: He said the thing!
WitchyTQ: @TheMerricat honestly, nothing
matthaus_c: @TheMerricat our head is huge and we have no body hair
LidofLoathing: @TheMerricat He gave his character a really big head, that's about it
GedankenPalast_: LOVE the music
TXC2: TheMerricat we made a hairless muscle man with mid ass
TheMerricat: This seems on brand for James. :D
TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
matthaus_c: rip godwyn the golden
PhoenixMelior: Ahhh, so we seek the Shiikon Jewel Shards
cjtree: The art on this opening is so good
matthaus_c: the /mad/ taint, too
GedankenPalast_: ooohhhh
itira: (i thought the dialog said 'my taint' not 'mad taint')
Invitare: ooooh
ArtOfStuttering: flashbang CoolCat
Invitare: Hoarah Loux WARRIOR
RatherLargeToad: looooooooooooathsome!
dpj2009: fayfgaFayfblank
matthaus_c: my boy the peepee poopoo man
PhoenixMelior: Ooh, guillotines!
cjtree: Loathsome Dung Eater!
GedankenPalast_: *choir*
Firewhiskers: Dung Eater is my best bud though
SnackPak_: whats this dude so excited about?
ZombieHendrix: This narrator is making it sound worse than it was
MenomeAlice: Poo Poo Muncher
SymphonySolstice: they really cooked with that opening tho
wildpeaks: this is a wrestling match, isn't it
matthaus_c: @Firewhiskers isn't he such a doll :3
TheMerricat: @ZombieHendrix Or better. :P
TXC2: all knowing? does they know how much we gonna kick their ass? Kappa
tehfewl: Shout outs to my guy Dung Eater
NorthstarTex: I want to hear a boxing announcer introduce the tarnished of renown
PhoenixMelior: So were out competing with the dung eater for jewel shards?
accountmadeforants: @NorthstarTex Get that wrestling announcer who did the Tekken 8 character announcements to do it :p
cjtree: it sure is
RatherLargeToad: “…or don’t. I’m not your Dad”
dpj2009: fayfgaSMH
Mai_Andra: "Elden King" was right there...
WitchyTQ: but they were, all of them, deceived, for another ring was made.
Stevie_T: Elden Lad
Invitare: Elden Aide
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: totally expected « and become the elden ring » title drop
Saintnex: yup
matthaus_c: it's mostly a ceremonial role, don't worry about it
accountmadeforants: Sure
TXC2: the Elden Court Jester?
SpleenLord: The speed run is less than an hour. It's not that much work
Mai_Andra: get that Elden Bling
7gorobei: maybe just go for elden notary
Saintnex: Elden Ice Cream Eater?
TheMerricat: You'll need quick. :P
Firewhiskers: RIght
PhoenixMelior: So true
NorthstarTex: True.
Stevie_T: fort night
matthaus_c: you know it
tehfewl: Try Finger
cjtree: They're mostly for the humor, occasionally for help
RatherLargeToad: with which to fing
GedankenPalast_: that one was not from a player
matthaus_c: can you believe this game didn't have new item highlighting until this year
MenomeAlice: @matthaus_c Came with SOTE
Firewhiskers: Open up!
cjtree: go for it!
accountmadeforants: So when you were going through the menu you accidentally turned on "Toggle Auto Lock-On". (Not necessarily bad to have on, but also not ideal)
NorthstarTex: do it
GedankenPalast_: nah go for it
Mai_Andra: "Game of the Year" btw
itira: good luck gamer
Invitare: Don't be scared. Be better
TXC2: Mai_Andra twice even
GirlPainting: oh i come at the exact right time :)
Uzumaki15: Don't be scared, what's the worst that could happen?
matthaus_c: @MenomeAlice oh lmao, I never bought it, guess that explains it
TXC2: hello GirlPainting welcome
accountmadeforants: I had to check the VOD to make sure it happened so fast :p
GirlPainting: hey TXC2 :) how is the familie?
EvilBadman: If you've been playing BOTW, get ready to absolutely forget how to play both
matthaus_c: I'm glad you love them
TXC2: GirlPainting Mom's fine, thank you for asking :)
Firewhiskers: Left on the D-pad switches your bow to a shield'
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goatprince: when do you start planting crops?
TXC2: thaigeprime lrrHEART
accountmadeforants: LB uses whatever's in your left hand, RB uses whatever's in your right hand
GirlPainting: TXC2 thats good to hear :) have a nice timezone o/
Firewhiskers: @goatprince The game does have a lot of farming
accountmadeforants: You don't have to put it away
cjtree: The game will have more tutorial stuff in a bit too
TXC2: Elbows up!
WitchyTQ: oh god
cjtree: good luck
matthaus_c: you won't regret it
thaigeprime: I would like to compliment James on being one of the only LRR crew to consitantly pronounce my username right :p
itira: tqsSweat
WitchyTQ: funko won't ready anything, james reads everything. only pain.
Firewhiskers: Liar
GedankenPalast_: Liar ahead
wildpeaks: liar ahead
NorthstarTex: Liar
matthaus_c: you'll be lied to, a lot
cjtree: first rule of messages, any that says there's a secret passage is a liar
GirlPainting: Liar ahead. therefor behomd message
GirlPainting: behold
accountmadeforants: Think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
thaigeprime: Liar ahead, therefor try finger
NorthstarTex: never believe secret passage messages
GedankenPalast_: @cjtree not all of them, I have some out there to help folks
goatprince: not to backseat, but you should put one down that says 'time for crab'
GirlPainting: Firstof girlpaYoDi
TXC2: lrrCrab
accountmadeforants: @NorthstarTex Hey! I left a legit secret passage message!
Firewhiskers: You'll be fine
thaigeprime: @goatprince is it backseating if its a moral obligation
Firewhiskers: Use the finger
goatprince: use the wizened finger
JollyGee29: You use the finger you picked up earlier
cjtree: the finger you picked up!
Thadrin46: All messages should be accompanied by the line from "monty python and the holy grail"
TheMerricat: You even read the finger's description.
Garfy400: Try jumping
TheMerricat: :D
raulghoulia: I want to see the James Turner Elden RIng travel blog
GirlPainting: options menue, messages
IanAllenBird: ^
NorthstarTex: @accountmadeforants The one time I believed one was "I don't believe it but secret passage ahead" and it was true
cjtree: random mostly I think
GedankenPalast_: it is a pool of players
goatprince: random pull from pool
SnackPak_: magic
goatprince: also they expire over time
Firewhiskers: The server just assigns you some yeah
TXC2: it's random based on your location
thaigeprime: just random, you can also make a password group
GirlPainting: you get randomly about 10% of all the messages that are written in an area.
matthaus_c: it's limited so you can't say heinous stuff
WokenClick: You can set specific tags to see messages from specific groups of people. Like there's probably a LRR tag.
accountmadeforants: @NorthstarTex I think mine was also to that effect, because I was just as surprised to find one. (It was one of the dungeons with the slug things making illusions)
TheMerricat: "Elden Ring decides which messages you see by using a priority system that ranks notes based on player ratings, group passwords, and recent activity."
EvilBadman: Random, but there are five "passwords" that you can use to form like guilds? And it'll prefer those, there's no other benefit
cjtree: crab would be under enemies
matthaus_c: you totally can say time for crab
JollyGee29: There might be a crab in Enemies?
goatprince: you can. I have before
cjtree: probably
IanAllenBird: enemies might have crab
Invitare: crab is in there somewhere
Firewhiskers: Crab is things?
Kentosaurus: lrrCrab
cjtree: WOO
wildpeaks: perfection
GirlPainting: \o/
SnackPak_: lrrCrab
goatprince: u did it
NorthstarTex: lrrCrab
GirlPainting: hussa
accountmadeforants: lrrCrab
matthaus_c: you beat elden ring
IanAllenBird: lrrCrab
GedankenPalast_: Good spot as well
Firewhiskers: Everybody like that message now!
SnackPak_: game beaten
tehfewl: lrrCrab
cjtree: Now we're playing elden ring
wildpeaks: lrrCrab
josh___something: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
TXC2: and if you have time to gab, you have lrrCrab
thaigeprime: 👏 lrrCrab
SalamiSuperstar: roll credits
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
accountmadeforants: Shows how they died
cjtree: Shows how someone died
TXC2: shows how someone died
EvilBadman: shows a death
accountmadeforants: They died
Firewhiskers: Death
GedankenPalast_: Now James, anytime someone likes or dislikes your message you get a heal
thaigeprime: it will be people falling many times
MenomeAlice: Now to find out why you put that message down
davide873762762: Hi James! and everyone. is my birthday today 😁🥳
IanAllenBird: bloodstains show how someone died
rosenotbitter: My Civ VI religion is always named Crab, and I spread the good word of Crabs around the map
GedankenPalast_: Bloodstains are showing you the death of someone
WokenClick: James, if you want to see more messages from LRR folks, if you go into your settings -> Multiplayer you can enter in a group password of LRR.
cjtree: holding the roll button
thaigeprime: hold O/B
cjtree: instead of tapping
Firewhiskers: Hold the roll button for soeed
GedankenPalast_: Hold B (roll button)
GirlPainting: a bloodstein isa both the postiton of somebodys death 5 sec before, and for you your droped runes / souls
IanAllenBird: if there's a secret passage rolling or hitting a wall will reveal it
accountmadeforants: Time for crab!
Firewhiskers: Bonk
GedankenPalast_: good luck
ghizmou: you can do this James
GirlPainting: right stick
GedankenPalast_: Press in the right stick
Firewhiskers: Click the left analog controller
BlindPathfinder: jamessouls how unuuusual
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: o7
ghizmou: o7
WitchyTQ: this is exactly what i wanted from james plays elden ring
EvilBadman: You're about to get the tutorial
GirlPainting: girlpaYoDi
GedankenPalast_: You CAN beat them yes
Invitare: You can
matthaus_c: you can beat it, but you still have to die afterwards
accountmadeforants: You can beat it and it gives you cool weapons
TXC2: you can in fact beat it yes
tsp397: You can beat it
EvilBadman: and yes you can kill that
BlindPathfinder: you can but it hard
idontgetmyrealname: it is beatable yes
ghizmou: you can
thaigeprime: you can but its pretty hard
Firewhiskers: Oh hai Torrent
goatprince: yeah, but unlikely
GirlPainting: you can beat it if your extremly good, but you still have to die
Invitare: also if you do the only way off that island is dying
BlindPathfinder: or just return later
accountmadeforants: And then it throws you down a cliff anyway
Cyberegg: You can beat it but your not supposed to first time
SnackPak_: its epona!
itira: goat horse!
GedankenPalast_: for tutorial jump in hole, you can do that
matthaus_c: every new playthrough I reset until I beat it, it was a real humdinger any time I did a magic class
GirlPainting: she sayed it! the name of the game!...roll credits!
Firewhiskers: Turn around and look up
Kentosaurus: get ye flask
matthaus_c: down just selects it
Firewhiskers: Down selects
LordZarano: Am I right in remembering that they called the horse Torrent so people would have a harder time searching "elden ring torrent"
GedankenPalast_: using the D-pad cycles the items
SpleenLord: Turn up brightness
GedankenPalast_: You will get a lantern
Firewhiskers: You can buy a lamp later
IanAllenBird: do you need to turn brightness up?
WitchyTQ: welcome to "turn your screen up all the way" the game
NorthstarTex: there's a back entrance that took me forever to find
cjtree: down the hole!
GirlPainting: don´t worry....you will get a lantern later, or a torch
TXC2: LordZarano that sounds like conspiracy thinking to me
IanAllenBird: it should be pretty dark but still navigable
Simbionis: fall down the hole James
Garfy400: The tutorial hole
goatprince: go -> hole
NorthstarTex: do the thing James
Getter404: Yes down
GirlPainting: Get into the hole!
Firewhiskers: You will get frustrated if you don't go down in the hole
zeathean: you want to
NorthstarTex: Get in the hole Turner
TXC2: the pepsi plunge!
GedankenPalast_: then no tutorial for James
baskwalla: Fall down the hole James
GirlPainting: but you will miss the hardest boss of the game!
IanAllenBird: yeah you're skipping the tutorial basically
cjtree: Yeah the tutorial is fully optional
NorthstarTex: (really, do the tutorial James)
Firewhiskers: Seriously, the hole will help you a lot
MenomeAlice: Get in the hole James
matthaus_c: you need to visit your friend Soldier of God Rick
SpleenLord: Not yet
cjtree: later!
GedankenPalast_: later
baskwalla: and they all clapped
accountmadeforants: You'll get your treats when you finish your hole falling!
TXC2: yes
PhoenixMelior: Yes
SnackPak_: I am!
Simbionis: Yay!
rosenotbitter: !fall
SpleenLord: jlrrFall jlrrFall jlrrFall
NorthstarTex: jlrrFall
Critterbot: Yes... yes I am.
GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate!
Uzumaki15: Remember if you don't take damage it's not a fall
GirlPainting: }o/
NorthstarTex: my day has been fulfilled
GirlPainting: \o/
Garfy400: Is there a quack button?
wildpeaks: doesn it spawn an actual duck
Getter404: Ah, head but hole
LordZarano: !sire
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TXC2: just the one bite?
GirlPainting: yes
matthaus_c: we hear it
Dalrint: Yeah
Juliamon: Notifier is very quiet
PhoenixMelior: Yes
GedankenPalast_: We do hear them
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GirlPainting: there again
TXC2: oh there it is
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NorthstarTex: its there
GedankenPalast_: it is
GirlPainting: ahhhhh, to loud!
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Firewhiskers: Reach out and touch grace
MenomeAlice: @Firewhiskers *Guitar riff*
goatprince: murderer!
Firewhiskers: If you can lock onto them, they are an enemy
KnightWarrior82: someone quote that
TXC2: "your own....Personal....Jamus"
PorpoisesUnknown: Combat Lord James "turner around" Turner
TXC2: Gods if James had been one shot there
cjtree: Controllers are honestly better for this kind of game
cjtree: imo
SpleenLord: You're a little rusty. You'll get it
Sahdee: Hi chat and James. I watched the PUBG vod earlier and wanted to share my appreciation for everyone who shows up to play. I don't even like shooty games but it's always such fun to watch.
PorpoisesUnknown: See I'm the opposite. I'm a controller boy. So I'm obliterated when it comes to PC dominated control schemes
tsp397: This is literally the only game I've ever completed with a controller
IanAllenBird: yeah controller is better even though I prefer kb+m in most stuff
Firewhiskers: Left D-pad to bow
Firewhiskers: Hold LB
matthaus_c: you're made of sterner stuff than that
cjtree: now if you press the shield button it uses it
goatprince: he should be died,,,,
PorpoisesUnknown: Do you have arrows?
Coloneljesus: hey all, how're you going?
TXC2: and there's me, the crazy man who beat darksouls 1 and 3 on Keyboard :p
IanAllenBird: ayy
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
TXC2: not KB+ M, just KB
Garfy400: noone understands the bow controls
Firewhiskers: SHielded
Coloneljesus: are we doing stealth archer build?
Firewhiskers: Crafting time
GedankenPalast_: you really want to hold that Katana two handed
jessicaengle: Oh boy I like Animal Crossing
GedankenPalast_: now hold LT and press RT
TXC2: I miss kick...
GedankenPalast_: the trigger
GedankenPalast_: L2 and then R2
cjtree: See the messages are great
GedankenPalast_: not the bumper
matthaus_c: they're useful, sometimes!
jessicaengle: xshrim1CLAPPERS
Ravynn: Gonna be a fun day at the office today
GedankenPalast_: yea
GirlPainting: leave a message "i also did it
GedankenPalast_: that move KILLS ANYthing
matthaus_c: Sheathe is so sick
Firewhiskers: It uses FP though
MenomeAlice: Uses blue bar
GedankenPalast_: it uses mana
Firewhiskers: Notice your Blue magic bar is empty
cjtree: gotta drink the blue potion now
GedankenPalast_: you need the cerulean flask
cjtree: blue juice
GedankenPalast_: I always had one blue flask for that moce
IanAllenBird: little prank
GedankenPalast_: *move
TXC2: gotta drink the baha blast
Coloneljesus: remember: messages never lie
Simbionis: luckily you have blue drank
Firewhiskers: No
cjtree: very rarely
IanAllenBird: not usually
SpleenLord: Almost never
thaigeprime: not really
NorthstarTex: nope
TXC2: not IN them, but behind them sometimes
EvilBadman: all item drops glow
IanAllenBird: you'll see the glow if there's an item
Firewhiskers: Switch it back to Red potion so you don't drink the blue potion by accident?
WiJohn: No except one or two places where really good items are hidden behind them, because soulslike
malsareus: in this world, all items have LEDs
GedankenPalast_: roll
Firewhiskers: You can lock on
matthaus_c: surely that guy deserved it
Firewhiskers: Your super katana slash is a skill
Coloneljesus: hardest boss of the game coming up shortly
cjtree: It's a big shot
Firewhiskers: Yes bows have skills too
GedankenPalast_: That Katana skill staggers hard
WitchyTQ: you mean like skyrim?
matthaus_c: big shot that looks like a regular shot but makes big sound
cjtree: You will hit a wall with that at some point lol
Firewhiskers: Most enemies just laugh at that shot though
WiJohn: I got bad news about the bow
WitchyTQ: i put it down while im, away
GedankenPalast_: you can, but you have to craft the arrows and that playthrough kinda sucks
Critterbot: I would not recommend a bow build.
cjtree: it's nice utility to poke some types of enemies
BlindPathfinder: adam did that once it was teeeedious
NorthstarTex: Bows were underserved in this game... :(
matthaus_c: bows have a nice little niche in helping you preemptively deal with ambushes
Coloneljesus: @BlindPathfinder adam kinda seeks out those tedious builds
GedankenPalast_: bow gets you some items tho
Firewhiskers: Bows are a great secondary weapon for DEX builds, or poison/Arcane builds for one special bow
Coloneljesus: LUL
Diabore: im back, has james died yet?
GedankenPalast_: HAHA
goatprince: yeah, um,
GhostValv: wowie
GedankenPalast_: FBtouchdown
WitchyTQ: lrrWOW
Kentosaurus: i mean it works
TXC2: still worked
Critterbot: FailFish
matthaus_c: they should just let you backstab someone with an arrow when you do that :p
lamina5432: james is bow coded
cjtree: Oh no it's Rick coming up
WitchyTQ: @matthaus_c ive been saying this fr
Diabore: blocking is for cowards
ace_of_dragon037: hi everyone
TXC2: hello ace_of_dragon037 welcome
GedankenPalast_: When you use the weapon two handed you deal also more damage and stance break
GirlPainting: half
GedankenPalast_: Jump attacks are mega stronk in this game
GirlPainting: you broke his stance, but you did NOT make a critical attack
GhostValv: the bong you heard was the "stance broken sound"
Firewhiskers: Also, when a dude attacks you while you are holding up a shield, tank the hit and then immediately hit zR.
NorthstarTex: just R
GirlPainting: you walk infront or behind the enemy and just press attack
Firewhiskers: No just regular R
GedankenPalast_: you go infront of him or to a glowing bit to deal a crit
Invitare: Steak of Marika
GhostValv: it's a tap light attack either in front or behind
Coloneljesus: light jump attacks aren't really a thing. only heavy
GedankenPalast_: hold two handed with Y
Firewhiskers: No, regular R
NorthstarTex: R for the critical attack
cjtree: if you break their stance, then for the follow up crit it's just R
WokenClick: So it's big attack to stagger them, and then once they are staggered and go down, you run up to them and hit light attack.
cjtree: ZR is to break their stance
NorthstarTex: but jump zR for the stance breaking
GirlPainting: yes
accountmadeforants: Yup
GedankenPalast_: but rather two hand the sword
cjtree: you'll hear a big boom if their stance is broken
GirlPainting: the hardest enemy ahead
Diabore: james dont die
cjtree: X + R
JKBalch: Best boss in game
GedankenPalast_: Y and R
Coloneljesus: X+R
WitchyTQ: buy two beers
GirlPainting: Rick, soldier of god
BlindPathfinder: eh you ooonly really need doge and attack
accountmadeforants: Top face button and R
Firewhiskers: You should take out your shield for this boss though
cjtree: Time for Soldier of God, Rick
Coloneljesus: @GedankenPalast_ that's on xbox, he's on ps controller
NorthstarTex: Rick!
Firewhiskers: You will learn a great move
EvilBadman: ye gods, it's ric
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] I am old!...and a baby!
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accountmadeforants: Strongest boss in the game
Seth_Erickson: Elden Ring gaming 👀
GedankenPalast_: @Coloneljesus ah dang, did not think of the different controller
Coloneljesus: ggs
nightsreach: dang
GedankenPalast_: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: Soldier of God Rick down
GedankenPalast_: GG!
cjtree: Holy heck how did he do that
TXC2: EDGE
Seth_Erickson: easy game
NorthstarTex: GG
SpleenLord: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
WitchyTQ: tqsClap
cjtree: That's the hardest boss by far
WiJohn: You beat John Elden Ring!
TXC2: good stream everybody
GirlPainting: he killed rick....he is the GOAT
MWGNZ: PowerUpL hifunkSickest PowerUpR
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
GedankenPalast_: Yea
GedankenPalast_: You did it
accountmadeforants: Basically beat the game
ContingentCat: GG
EvilBadman: @Coloneljesus no he's on a /switch 2/ controller
Coloneljesus: God of Rick is dead1
Critterbot: Easy game for babies, yupp.
Firewhiskers: ENjoy your emote
Seth_Erickson: everybody knows God Rick is the biggest wall in the game
matthaus_c: you beat the game at time for crab, now you beat the DLC
GedankenPalast_: @EvilBadman no clue then what the buttons are called then :o
cjtree: I love all the red stains, so many have fallen to Rick
EvilBadman: @GedankenPalast_ abyx but the a and b, and x and y are swapped
GedankenPalast_: That Katana skill can carry you hard tho
Coloneljesus: wait, you shoot a person first?
Invitare: humble brag
BlindPathfinder: buttons are hard to press sometimes
matthaus_c: there is yet a pack you are ahead of :p
Seth_Erickson: easy, but he's a soldier of god James
lamina5432: gamer alert
ContingentCat: Not everyone is a gamer like James
accountmadeforants: now you get your treats!
MallyxZero: cant you use a keyboard and mouse into the base and use this game with keyboard and mouse?
Coloneljesus: speedrunners do
matthaus_c: this game is actually pretty solid on KBM
GirlPainting: i higly recomend controllers
wildpeaks: keyboard support in this game is horrendous
Invitare: I played this game on Keyboard and Mouse
Firewhiskers: Down ahead
Seth_Erickson: on switch I don't think so, and fromsoft games really don't like kbm most of the time
Seth_Erickson: it can be done though
MenomeAlice: Not yet
TXC2: keyboard is fine if you use numpad for camera like I do
Coloneljesus: ye, that was the tutorial cave
Invitare: I had to use a controller to navigate the character creation menu though
Amentur: Elden Ring works rather well on KBM. Certainly better than in Souls games
Firewhiskers: Not yet
cjtree: that one is also later
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theambivalentagender: I played Elden Ring on keyboard and mouse because I didn't know any better
GedankenPalast_: later again :D
Kazman20a: not from here
Firewhiskers: The other thing you'll get later
Firewhiskers: Up and left
BlindPathfinder: he is very dead
Coloneljesus: right
accountmadeforants: Yup
NorthstarTex: that guy watches your PaC streams
cjtree: now go forth and become elden lord
SpleenLord: Its recess
matthaus_c: go outside and touch grace
Seth_Erickson: we're going somewhere at least, if you were me you'd be going left here for like 2 hours
EvilBadman: Go exploring james, don't look at us lol
MenomeAlice: Give him a break, he's a ghost
Firewhiskers: You wouldn need the stonesword keys for that
matthaus_c: if you picked the Key, you could do this immediately! (it would be quite hard)
SpleenLord: You really don't want to go in there
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Seth_Erickson: we can find out
Coloneljesus: you really wanna go in there
Slacker1977: do you?
cjtree: you can use your seed if you rest at the site of grace
goatprince: this is open world, you can come back
Kazman20a: did you pick one as your keepsake?
GedankenPalast_: you don't have one
ContingentCat: we love an ally~
MenomeAlice: You will want to go in....but not right now
Firewhiskers: I recommend you sit at that bonfire. Once you sit at a bonfire you can warp to it
GedankenPalast_: ohja, you can upgrade you flask at the grace
Firewhiskers: Check out Flasks
DandyGeek: you only have to touch the sites of grace to get them as fast travel points, resting isn’t strictly required
Slacker1977: never played Dark Souls 3?
GedankenPalast_: I always keep one blue and use the Katana skill
cjtree: yeah having 1 blue is fine, just for your abilites
Coloneljesus: 4-1 is good. for now
Firewhiskers: 4 - 1 is fine if you are starting out
Seth_Erickson: depends on how often you think you'll be spending fp, I'd keep 4-1
Kazman20a: if you are primary melee 4-1 or 5-0
matthaus_c: 4/1 and 5/0 are probably the best for you right now
WokenClick: how much do you like the sheathe move?
DandyGeek: 4-1, since you’re primarily phys/melee yeah
matthaus_c: it's quite good
Coloneljesus: see if you run out of blue
cjtree: it is very good
GedankenPalast_: It is super strong!
Coloneljesus: if not, then go 50
Firewhiskers: You want to spam the sheathe move do 3-2
MallyxZero: all blue. don't get hit, only use shielth mode
GedankenPalast_: You can stagger even bossed hard with that sheath
goatprince: spellers behaviour
TehAmelie: if you wanna be a wizard it's a constant struggle to get the right balance of blue flasks
goatprince: spellless*
MenomeAlice: I tend to go 1 Blue for every 3 Red
Coloneljesus: is james a bonker or can he read?
GirlPainting: In your menu you have a seperate pouch, that you can access quickly. i highly recomend to put one of the flasks into it, to not have to constandly switch between them
matthaus_c: @TehAmelie Carian Slicer my goat letting me go all the way to Renalla with no more than 2 cerulean flasks
silenceaux: A sword, some clothes, and some drinks. What else do you need?
comrade_cards: Nothing wrong with a fingie now and then
PorpoisesUnknown: 1 parts blue for every 3 parts red is SOLID
Coloneljesus: top righ
GedankenPalast_: right side here
matthaus_c: Pouch, on the right
Firewhiskers: You have to stand up to access your Pouch on the right
GirlPainting: right side
BlindPathfinder: pah pointless optimising nobody neeeds that
GedankenPalast_: one back now :D
GirlPainting: when you open the menue, on the right side
Firewhiskers: It says Pouch on the right when you move back once
goatprince: main menu page, upper right.
Coloneljesus: don't worry too much :P
Seth_Erickson: on the right hand side you can see the pouch slots, I mostly just use it for the horse whistle
EvilBadman: I think we may be over inundating James with tips when we should just let him cook for a bit.
BlindPathfinder: ive never botherd doing any inventory optimizing in 500 hours
cjtree: Hold X then press a direction
silenceaux: X: Switch
Firewhiskers: D-pad
GirlPainting: X switch
PorpoisesUnknown: Directional Pad I believe
GedankenPalast_: Hold X and then D pad
goatprince: I'd clear out the gestures part so they don't go off accidentally though.
Slacker1977: left trigger IIRC
Coloneljesus: @BlindPathfinder I put horse, lantern and summon there, that's it
Slacker1977: oooh, yeah, top face button
SpleenLord: Nothing
BlindPathfinder: yall are OCDy
silenceaux: Like a true samurai: show no emotion
Firewhiskers: @Coloneljesus James has none of these
DandyGeek: oh jeez, switch 2 has motion control for gestures? no thank
GedankenPalast_: only blue I would put there
GirlPainting: i put the blue flask usualy into it and the horse whistle
cjtree: Some people like putting the blue flask in the pouch, up to you
SpleenLord: You can put your blue flask there. You don't need
DandyGeek: blue flask
Coloneljesus: blue flask, but really it's optional
goatprince: the playstation also had motion controls for getures.
Seth_Erickson: yeah
cjtree: It's just preference
GedankenPalast_: yes
cjtree: so now if you hold X and press right on the dpad
Seth_Erickson: then you can hold Y and press the d-pad to access it
DandyGeek: so to drink it, hold X and hit right on dpad
Firewhiskers: Remove Memory of Grace unless you like losing all your souls/runes
DandyGeek: or Y, whatever’s top button on switch
Coloneljesus: hold X
GedankenPalast_: hold X, different controller
Seth_Erickson: oh wait sorry I"m messing up controller inputs
Coloneljesus: nintendo switch is called that cause it switches all the buttons around
wildpeaks: now we know, for Science
BlindPathfinder: other X duh
GirlPainting: wonderfull
silenceaux: Typically those 4 pouch shortcuts are much more accessible than tabbing through D-pad down.
GirlPainting: you will thank me later ^^
LordZarano: Huh, they swapped the positions of Z and R for the Wii Classic Pro Controller onwards. Having grown up on the GameCube and not used any Nintendo controllers other than the Wiimote since, Z not being bumpers feels SUPER weird
cjtree: yeah, you don't have to mash down on the dpad to switch to it and back
Coloneljesus: oh yeah, rolling through furniture absolutely is always a highlight in these
Coloneljesus: bye
silenceaux: Well done.
SnackPak_: whoops
GirlPainting: great....now your stuck here
Coloneljesus: reset run
IanAllenBird: pshh
Ravynn: Lol
GhostValv: maybe :)
BlindPathfinder: couda been a trap
Coloneljesus: softlocked
lamina5432: yeah it be that way
SnackPak_: nah, this is new speed tech
Kentosaurus: pull the lever kronk!
Coloneljesus: smart sort
GirlPainting: dang...he found the way out
TXC2: ooof that delay
tyrsredritehand: Kronk, Pull the lever!
BlindPathfinder: the messages are hardly ever insightful
Firewhiskers: =Oh no
BlindPathfinder: framerate looks fine
cjtree: it does look like it's running well!
Ravynn: Elden Ring steals the juice
GirlPainting: you jumped to much
GedankenPalast_: Game is locked to 60 in any case :D
Seth_Erickson: I have to imagine it's like the steam deck Elden Ring absolutely chews through the battery juice
TXC2: and we set the battery to not do that :p
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BlindPathfinder: eh a smidge maybe
DandyGeek: it’s stable on switch2 but yeah, you’d get 60fps generally with your pc
wildpeaks: uh oh
GirlPainting: is this the tarnished edition?
Coloneljesus: jinxed it
GedankenPalast_: Nope
EvilBadman: did you plug it into a PC or something?
TXC2: GirlPainting yes
Coloneljesus: limited to 60
Coloneljesus: without mods
BlindPathfinder: eh you get like 40 fps on deck and its fiiiiine
GedankenPalast_: Game is locked to 60fps
accountmadeforants: It's capped without mods
TehAmelie: i have to play it at like 50% graphics but it looks amazing anyway
GirlPainting: ah great, thx TXC2
wildpeaks: we found the hidden boss, the controller
EvilBadman: low battery is prob still enough for rest of stream tbh
Coloneljesus: ELDEN RING Discharged Edition
MenomeAlice: I had heard it was a targeting 60fps in docked
DandyGeek: shame we can’t gank him while he’s afk
GirlPainting: and thats why i only use cable controllers ^^
lamina5432: now lets make fun of hit hat while james is gone
EvilBadman: @DandyGeek the true experience
GedankenPalast_: I have the cable right next to me, incase it needs charge
Coloneljesus: @lamina5432 he's a silly goober
DandyGeek: @evilbadman he’s got to learn sooner or later
TheMerricat: And this chat is why all my one controllers are wired :p
GirlPainting: hello
GedankenPalast_: 'ello?
RainyMint: Hello?
EvilBadman: The switch pro controllers have big batteries honestly
TXC2: "hello...is it me you're looking for?"
MenomeAlice: Bonjour
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Yuuup, or at least with batteries you can replace quickly
TheMerricat: HiHand
Coloneljesus: 'ello, wot's oll this then?
Dog_of_Myth: Chair stream now
GirlPainting: \o/ praise the chair
MenomeAlice: *INTERMISSION MUSIC*
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman Yeah they're no DualShock 4 at least. (No idea if the DS5 is better, I leave mine plugged in anyway)
SkylerRingtail: With the Switch 1 charger, I sometimes had to unplug it from the outlet to "reset" something internally before it would charge again
Firewhiskers: Autistic overwhelm
lamina5432: so pretty
Seth_Erickson: incredible vistas in this game, unparalleled even I might say
GedankenPalast_: yea "woa" is right
accountmadeforants: I'm genuinely surprised this runs on the Switch 2
NorthstarTex: never gets old seeing people entering limgrave for the first time
GirlPainting: prutty!
Firewhiskers: @accountmadeforants It runs on the PS4
MenomeAlice: @accountmadeforants It runs on PS4 and Xbox One
TXC2: could be worse, the battery could have leaked slightly, corroding the contacts, as I found had happened to my only xbox controller :p
Coloneljesus: polite sort ahead
accountmadeforants: @Firewhiskers Oh yeah I guess the Switch 2 is around that level of power. Wild.
TheMerricat: So chat, during the intermission I just read a reddit notification and ... Did you know the OG baldur's gate 1 and 2 games were remade as mods in the NWN2 Enhanced engine?!
GirlPainting: POP Quiz! How do you break the stance of an enemy?
TehAmelie: the map isn't that helpful until you start picking up, well, maps
goatprince: okay now do the rest,
Coloneljesus: @GirlPainting Dance
silenceaux: birds
GirlPainting: correct!
matthaus_c: Sheathe is also incredible at stance breaking
GedankenPalast_: and LZ and then RZ
Seth_Erickson: maidenless NotLikeThis
glitched_goddess: it’s Elden ring so those birds are probably evil somehow
goatprince: pop quiz! what's the capitol of Denmark?
Firewhiskers: That man is entirely trustworthy.
accountmadeforants: No maidens?
SpleenLord: He said the thing
NorthstarTex: no, we maidenless
EvilBadman: Oof Maidenless?
Juliamon: mfw maidenless
SymphonySolstice: L + ratio + maidenless
GhostValv: the most trustworthy :)
RimeSkeem: maidenless....
Robot_Bones: No maidens?
MenomeAlice: NPCs can have multiple dialogues. Keep talking
Coloneljesus: Hrrrmmmm. a Tarnished, eh? Althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe... hehehehe...
Firewhiskers: Keep talking
Critterbot: Go say hi. :)
GhostValv: remember you can talk to NPCs multiple times :)
JKBalch: You can take him
SpleenLord: Good advice
RimeSkeem: nah you gotta fuck with him
WokenClick: Tip, this is a game where you have to talk to people multiple times.
NightValien28: you can do it
silenceaux: There are three types of players...
accountmadeforants: Nah you can do it
tsp397: Eh, you'll be fine
MWGNZ: what if they nerfed him?
glitched_goddess: he gives out candy
matthaus_c: or do, it's fun to beat up your new friends
cjtree: Surely you gotta give it one go
Seth_Erickson: I love fighting that guy
lamina5432: coward
BlindPathfinder: fuck and get fucked with
tehfewl: unless you are "Him"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but what if tho
WiJohn: I mean unless you're a gamer
corpocracy: Generally it's a good idea to keep talking to NPCs until they repeat themselves
accountmadeforants: He's got a checkpoint right here, it'll be fine to try
NorthstarTex: will Varre be the maiden? He can fix our maidenless problem\
TXC2: NorthstarTex that's a question only AO3 can answer Kappa
RimeSkeem: grace guidance is like someone in idaho pointing east and saying "yeah new york is that way"
Coloneljesus: @NorthstarTex mr president, a third trans has hit the elden ring
Firewhiskers: @NorthstarTex You don't want Varre to be your maiden
silenceaux: Oh, you can see the chapel of anticipation from here.
TXC2: Coloneljesus maybe don't make that joke this month? :p
Firewhiskers: BTW - you can skip the castle entirely if you want to troll chat.
glitched_goddess: F or Gs
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 right sorry. not american so I forgot there was something...
silenceaux: Chat will troll ourselves, no worries
Seth_Erickson: you can skip most of the game entirely if you really want to, I say follow your heart, go where it takes you
Juliamon: Coloneljesus you're LITERALLY referring to something called September 11
SpleenLord: You got three hours. You can go anywhere
Firewhiskers: Sheep contain crafting items
SpleenLord: Why not?
TXC2: Coloneljesus it's a funny joke, it's just the anniversary is like 2 days, so
Firewhiskers: That's a skull
Seth_Erickson: I believe that to be a skull, but it's still fun
TXC2: 3 days even
EvilBadman: @Firewhiskers just let him play a bit, eh?
SnackPak_: this is the final boss of the game
Slacker1977: his name is... Kiiiiiiick Rock
TehAmelie: wise, James
ContingentCat: um sheep?
glitched_goddess: that fragment is ruined
accountmadeforants: Do it for the Vine
IanAllenBird: f
MenomeAlice: That sheep did nothing to you
johnnylongtorso: just like Animal Crossing
TXC2: James "sheep murderer" Turner
TehAmelie: ah, i've slain so many sheep due to being too cheap to buy arrows
glitched_goddess: he plays Minecraft killing sheep is second nature for him
TXC2: right chat I'm off
cjtree: needs 2 stones, you have 1
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James
Firewhiskers: Need more stones
accountmadeforants: Good night TXC
Ravynn: Later TXC2
Firewhiskers: Santa!
glitched_goddess: dat ass
matthaus_c: this guy's horse is amazing
goatprince: you might want a torch.
Sethalidos: give it a lick it tastes just like raisins
matthaus_c: torch is not a bad investment so you can see in caves
goatprince: and the crafting rig.
WiJohn: Crafting kit is handy
MenomeAlice: Crafting Kit and Torch
cjtree: crating kit for sure
NorthstarTex: crafting kit is important
SpleenLord: I'm a big fan of the crack pots and the crafting kit to make fire bombs
TehAmelie: i think this is the first Souls game that gives the player a torch. such dreadful power
corpocracy: Telescope is a maybe. I used it a bit
GhostValv: thanks Santa :)
Slacker1977: Selling is kinda only for "Golden Runes"
NorthstarTex: Kale is a good bean
matthaus_c: @TehAmelie the first one was Dark Souls 2
accountmadeforants: FromSoft did learn how to tutorial, a little bit (But it offsets it by making some really basic stuff easily missable :p )
accountmadeforants: Bad cable?
Ravynn: I wonder if it drains more than it charges
lamina5432: bad outlet?
SpleenLord: Elden ring is too strong
SkylerRingtail: Have you tried unplugging the power brick from the outlet, waiting a few seconds, and plugging in again?
DiscordianTokkan: The charger that came with my S2 is bad at it too
silenceaux: Yeah, the ability to just outright miss the crafting kit is kind of hilarious
SkylerRingtail: (Like, legitimately, sometimes I have to unplug my Switch 1 charger to reset something inside the charger)
accountmadeforants: If it's connected to the Switch directly it'll do wired mode and not drain as quickly, at least
BlindPathfinder: cables do frequently die
lamina5432: is it not enough power from the cable then?
TehAmelie: @silenceaux not to mention the option to decline to be able to level up
goatprince: you can miss the crafting kit the same way you can miss any pickup in the game.
couchboyj: A bad connection could limit the charge rate. Tarnish on the pin or the like.
spo8n: can you use a switch one controller?
Juliamon: it would be extremely funny if tarnish were the issue
Coloneljesus: @goatprince I found the first whetstone after like 80h
accountmadeforants: @BlindPathfinder In my experience cables either die immediately because they're made of nothing or survive forever (It's why I still have those wonky proto-mini-USB cables that they used to use for cameras and MP3 players)
TehAmelie: James the RL Tarnished
7gorobei: you should probably look into LTT truespec cables. there are so many cables that dont meet the standard for all features
Anubis169: Greetings prophesied one...
SpleenLord: Shrug emoji
Diabore: sounds like youre getting a pro 2 ocntroller
Coloneljesus: until it dies and then we switch to PC :P
malsareus: just drain the controllers 1 by 1
LordZarano: How many years did you leave your switch 1 controller collecting dust on 0%?
SnackPak_: oofa
Coloneljesus: doesn't the LRR account have it?
SkylerRingtail: That's...too much
Ravynn: LRR account doesn't have it?
Diabore: yay canadian dollar :(
ContingentCat: dang
Dalrint: what
SpleenLord: Wow
GedankenPalast_: WOA
accountmadeforants: @7gorobei Or get ones from Club3D, Club3D makes solid cables (and they print the relevant USB specs right on the ends)
malsareus: a yes, the CAD debuff
BlindPathfinder: wire contoller directly to switch dock
Dog_of_Myth: That's cutting into the tarp budget
Coloneljesus: use the company card LULL
lamina5432: so like 75 usd
matthaus_c: good lord
Diabore: 89.99 plus tax
Anubis169: $109 and it's even the nerfed edition o.o
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, it's FromSoft's money now.
NorthstarTex: so the tarp budget is safe?
ContingentCat: looks like my streak of not buying triple A games isn't ending any time soon
Coloneljesus: you'd think for that price, you'd get a full battery too
matthaus_c: it was $109 /including/ Shadow Of The Erdtree, right?
malsareus: oh it's a package deal
Coloneljesus: oh that's alright then
EvilBadman: yes tarnished has erdtree on switch2
SpleenLord: Fire bombs are the only useful thing to start
Slacker1977: it's 2 extra starting classes mostly
goatprince: you don't HAVE to craft anything, of course
cjtree: you will be able to make more stuff later
IanAllenBird: rainbow stones are good if you're unsure about fall damage but you'll come across them naturally
DandyGeek: yeah, it'll let you make more arrows in the field, among other useful things
TheLodgium: Tarnished edition has a small number of implications for Bingo as well, but that's a whole other thing
BlindPathfinder: crafting is pretty damn optional
ghizmou: the real game finally begins, gathering
malsareus: so, whips run?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Coloneljesus: sooo.. bloodhound fang?
IanAllenBird: yeah
BlindPathfinder: eh there is always summoning and juuust going elsewhere
accountmadeforants: Summons will help with that, which you'll get soon
GedankenPalast_: Then use the sheath skill, it carried me hardcore through my first playthrough
GirlPainting: playing with the community in the background is part of the experiance. playing it alone will give you maybe 60% of the entire game experiance
TehAmelie: there's probably 150 different things to bang your head against within 10 minutes from where we're standing, so we have options
IanAllenBird: break it
silenceaux: Many conflicts to get involved in.
TehAmelie: i guess playing with the wiki open is a kind of community in the background
GedankenPalast_: roll over it
malsareus: it has treasure
GirlPainting: roll over it, hit it or ride over it
Coloneljesus: found a penny
DandyGeek: tarnished edition adds "starter" versions of a handful of DLC weapon types, which gives you a fair amount of new tools for early game
BlindPathfinder: i hope my skull glows after i die
Slacker1977: IMO the biggest help for this is "just going somewhere else"
EvilBadman: It's like BOTW, there's ton of stuff you can be doing, so just wander about and see what you stumble into ;)
IanAllenBird: is that in options somewhere?
Coloneljesus: you'll get a mount
Diabore: running costs stamina iirc
Coloneljesus: @Diabore not out of combat
GedankenPalast_: @Diabore only in combat
NorthstarTex: @Diabore only in battle
BlindPathfinder: the claw grip due to needing to hold down button is infamous
silenceaux: I don't believe that is a setting.
GirlPainting: running is a nightrain thing
Seth_Erickson: the run is not toggleable unfortunately
GirlPainting: elden ring is slower pace
IanAllenBird: dang
cjtree: gotta claw grip it
Seth_Erickson: they did give it to us in Nightreign though which was very generous
Coloneljesus: do... the... claaaaw....
WitchyTQ: just enjoy the journey smh
matthaus_c: souls players are known to develop a claw grip where they press dodge/run with their index
marchphoenix: Adapt the claw grip become one of us
DandyGeek: yeah, you are stuck holding it but know that running costs no stamina *unless* you are in combat, so it can tip you off when something's spotted you
silenceaux: Personally I pushed down the run (B?) button with the bottom knuckle of my pointer finger.
GirlPainting: matthaus_c eigther that, or they remap the controlls ^^
GirlPainting: no
silenceaux: Needed to be a little closer, I think.
cjtree: nah just needed to be a bit closer I think
IanAllenBird: backstabs are just angle/distance
GirlPainting: backstab is just behind the enemy and press light attack
GirlPainting: congratz! you found your first dungeon!
GhostValv: you probably weren't close enough or quite in the right spot
silenceaux: lotta blood.
Coloneljesus: :)
IanAllenBird: o7
GirlPainting: girlpaYoDi
SpleenLord: Stupid imps!
matthaus_c: James, these are my good friends the Fanged Imps
DandyGeek: welcome to bleed status, population you
GedankenPalast_: so close
GedankenPalast_: o7
FauksStarling: The Catacombs experience
cjtree: Start the death counter
WiJohn: Love those guys
MrSarkhan: o7
MenomeAlice: 1
Coloneljesus: @cjtree 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Next time keep an eye on your blood so you don't lose it.
GhostValv: :)
matthaus_c: fanged imps Suck, they're the best
GhostValv: normal first imp experience
DandyGeek: fanged imps are somehow *worse* in randomizers? they are normally quite restricted by the catacomb designs, but in a field they really motor, it's terrifying
TehAmelie: imps are like "oh you thought you were still in the tutorial?"
GirlPainting: Always remember. Souls games are fair. If you lost your souls / runes, you can´t fall any deeper and your free to do whatever you whant.
MenomeAlice: Remember to lock on
matthaus_c: oh hey, rare drop
silenceaux: Ooh, nice hat.
WiJohn: Lucky!
matthaus_c: that's like, a 3%?
TehAmelie: streamer's luck, eh
Coloneljesus: that said, rare doesn't necessarily mean good in these...
GirlPainting: yes
matthaus_c: yeah it's a hat
Seth_Erickson: it's a helmet yeah
GirlPainting: helmet
malsareus: it's a hat
loufghyslaufey: "Eldrazi Ring"?
silenceaux: Oh right, cats are smart.
Seth_Erickson: you can press y to see descriptions as well I believe
Coloneljesus: it's a hat. it's a cat.
matthaus_c: you should use the Help to see what some of these words mean
GirlPainting: its got better statts, but it is also heavyer
IanAllenBird: doesn't change your load which is good
TehAmelie: it seems to be pretty heavy but that's a minor drawback
Ravynn: "trace amounts" of feline intelligence lol
matthaus_c: as long as it doesn't push you past Med. Load, it's fine
WokenClick: As long as you stay with Med. Load you're good
IanAllenBird: not enough to change your roll speed
johnnylongtorso: the important thing is whether you're heavy load or not
corpocracy: You're still at Med Load, so you're fine for now
Coloneljesus: as long as you look good, it's ok
silenceaux: You certainly look!
ghizmou: a catboy
Coloneljesus: fashion souls is king
7gorobei: samurai pizza cat
GedankenPalast_: Elden Bling/Fashion Souls IS important
couchboyj: Samurai with a cat head? Sounds like a TMNT character that never made it from comics to animation
TheMerricat: See the funny thing about vitality is you really don't need it if you don't get hit.... Kappa
matthaus_c: oh yeah, worst thing about this game is you have to press to get rid of messages like that one
Coloneljesus: 2
IanAllenBird: the notifications get in the way and you have to dismiss them
GirlPainting: girlpaYoDi girlpaYoDi lrrFINE
GedankenPalast_: try the sheath against those
Kirenou: I legit hate the catacomb areas in this game lol
matthaus_c: you don't have to
Coloneljesus: only if you wanna
IanAllenBird: you can choose
Kirenou: enemies respawn on death and when you rest
Anubis169: entirely up to you
Cptasparagus: they're your friends now, buy them ice cream
Kirenou: you only need to fight them again if you missed something or if they're in the way
Anubis169: lrrDILLY
Coloneljesus: 3
matthaus_c: you usually want to do a Heavy (trigger) attack with Sheathe
Anubis169: oww
matthaus_c: Light is fine, but not as worth
GirlPainting: ok, now your runes are gone
GedankenPalast_: R or RZ (RZ is the heavy single target)
Coloneljesus: that's the spirit!
MenomeAlice: Note: Blocking with a weapon is less effective than a shield. Statuses like Bleed can still get through Shields because they're mostly blocking Physical damage
TehAmelie: runes practically grow on trees
spo8n: run past everything and grab the items that persist when you die
ghizmou: that s the right attitude James
WiJohn: You are sequence breaking a bit here if you'd rather have a more gradual ramp up of difficulty
malsareus: the runes got donated to the tomb for maintenance
Coloneljesus: imp is Neo
BrowneePointz: how’s it running on your switch?
BrowneePointz: noice(I just joined)
GirlPainting: hello BrowneePointz o/
Diabore: disco inferno
couchboyj: Looks like fire boss
Invitare: try shooting it
Anubis169: if you hear something unusual, pretty safe to assume it's always death
Invitare: ye
GhostValv: :)
silenceaux: Bow: tried
Invitare: rare bow win
Coloneljesus: had to do the same in my house
johnnylongtorso: rare helpful message
TehAmelie: ha, i never thought to shoot it from away
GedankenPalast_: well done, I figured that out after some loong hours
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
Coloneljesus: good item
GedankenPalast_: Nice!
MenomeAlice: HELLO
Invitare: He Llo
TheLodgium: HELLO
IanAllenBird: HELLO
IanAllenBird: you can use that
Riiiiiiis: OHAI
GirlPainting: put it in the pouch ^^
silenceaux: If you use the prattling pate, you will understand.
effoinkei: HELLO
BrowneePointz: it’s how you say hi in multiplayer
Invitare: use it and find out
tehfewl: use it
BrowneePointz: besides emotes
Coloneljesus: use it
accountmadeforants: Use it
GhostValv: try using it :)
Slacker1977: it says Hello
SpleenLord: It says hello
Coloneljesus: boooooh
aClonedPickle: please?
effoinkei: it's such a treat watching people start these
Coloneljesus: hehehe
GirlPainting: pew
GirlPainting: that was close
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
SnackPak_: so exciting
silenceaux: Mission accomplished
IanAllenBird: I was waiting for that
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
accountmadeforants: Would've been a fun clip :p
Coloneljesus: 4
GhostValv: :)\
Anubis169: The Elden Ring experience... "Oh god oh god oh god oh god!!!"
IanAllenBird: F
GirlPainting: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE girlpaYoDi
SpleenLord: That's Elden ring baby
Invitare: Someone who used Prattling Pate wouldn't have fallen for that
Joecool190: gamers never look up
MenomeAlice: Clip That
Coloneljesus: to teach you
GirlPainting: ofcourse
lamina5432: maybe..
Anubis169: Ladies and Gentlemen, what you have just witnessed...
IanAllenBird: yep
Anubis169: is a 'ganking' Kappa
GirlPainting: elden ring is a rough light afterall ^^
GedankenPalast_: there is none?
RayFK: Never used a bow in my life
silenceaux: Holding left trigger iirc?
GirlPainting: you have to target them
accountmadeforants: If it has one, Left Trigger while dual-wielding it
IanAllenBird: I think lock on target instead of this aim
AstoundingBacon: you can't use it while zoomed in
couchboyj: I mean, realistically, what are you going to do, pull the string back extra hard?
TehAmelie: i think you're thinking of shooting a fire arrow. you got a few of those
silenceaux: You can use it.
Coloneljesus: @couchboyj hold the bow horizontally to aura farm
baskwalla: James did you turn targeting off?
GirlPainting: he did
accountmadeforants: @baskwalla He was just out of range
GirlPainting: auto targeting
accountmadeforants: Auto targeting is off by default
RayFK: Break LOS
Coloneljesus: don't do it anakin!
GirlPainting: he accidentaly switched it on at the beginning of the stream but he switched it off again
GirlPainting: no worrys
hiFunko: of course you found the bow
LordZarano: Why would it come down when it has a perfectly good shot on you
silenceaux: Anyways, using special skills with a bow is a lot like using the special sheathe skill with your katana.
MenomeAlice: I like auto targeting 🤷‍♀️
accountmadeforants: @MenomeAlice I don't, but I can understand why some people like it
TheLodgium: Low battery due to bow flattery
Cptasparagus: if I was on your friends list I would change my name to Low Battery and log on and off repeatedly XD
GirlPainting: hail hydrate \o/
GirlPainting: not yet
IanAllenBird: simply have good timing
MenomeAlice: If they're back up, gotta run like us plebs
IanAllenBird: oh ok
GirlPainting: elevators and traps stay in the position you left them at
Coloneljesus: imps get himmm
accountmadeforants: There is technically a pause by going to the map screen
IanAllenBird: oh does that pause? did I just never notice
RayFK: (it does not)
accountmadeforants: @IanAllenBird Yup. I think it also pauses on the save screen
Coloneljesus: it does in Sekiro :P
GirlPainting: no
GedankenPalast_: nope
Slacker1977: nah
accountmadeforants: Or rather, Map screen and then some menu you open
MenomeAlice: I have been attacked out of the map screen on many occasions
accountmadeforants: Right, Map screen and then the help option
Slacker1977: if you wanna pause: quit out to main menu
Coloneljesus: 5
RayFK: lol
GirlPainting: if you whant a propper "pause" you log out...do whatever you whanna do....and log back in
hiFunko: yeah this place sucks
GhostValv: yep
Kirenou: they indeed do
hiFunko: I immediately knew where you were
SpleenLord: They do
Coloneljesus: do you wanna be here?
SpleenLord: There are other places
hiFunko: no it's still worth it, it's just annoying
hiFunko: oh you don't need to should do anything about this
hiFunko: its entirely optional
IanAllenBird: it's within
GirlPainting: maybe elden ring whats to tell you something if you die over and over again ;-)
Simbionis: it's doable but annoying yeah
GhostValv: it's within your level of experience, but kinda offensive due to imps being butts
RayFK: Who needs arrows?
satyropodobny: those guys are the reason I preemptively punch every statue
RayFK: Just two hand that shit
Coloneljesus: it's a poor craftsman who blames his lack of arrows
TehAmelie: @satyropodobny ...in the game?
Simbionis: plenty of other places to go if you want, the perks of it being open world
tsp397: It's intended for where you are in the game, but it's a pretty challenging choice for your first dungeon
IanAllenBird: just running is always an option also
Coloneljesus: @TehAmelie everywhere. can't be too careful
MenomeAlice: If you want difficulty Medium this is Medium+ and would be Medium after a levelling a bit
GirlPainting: may i backseat you to a place where you maybe might have more fun?
GirlPainting: ok
RayFK: It's called "Opening PUBG"
satyropodobny: @TehAmelie their chiseled smugness mocks me
RayFK: See? Easy
GirlPainting: 4 you mean
MenomeAlice: 5
Seth_Erickson: we do have a bow if we wanted to get one's attention
EvilBadman: sheathe might hit the lower
IanAllenBird: no arrows
Dandyfloss: ooh elden ring time!
Seth_Erickson: ah I see out of arrows
GedankenPalast_: there ya go!
RayFK: Good news, there's more than two
Dandyfloss: they jump off the wall when you pick up the item
accountmadeforants: @MenomeAlice It's specifically the "Help" option on the map screen, rather than the map screen itself, I hadn't finished yet :p (Though apparently this goes for all help options, including the ones in the inventory? Never tried those, though)
MenomeAlice: Just grab the two things and run away bravely
Seth_Erickson: I think these ones trigger when you take the item on the corpse but it's been awhile
Invitare: it's the item that triggers them all by the way
Coloneljesus: 6
RayFK: So when you said 2 there are actually 5
GirlPainting: girlpaYoDi
Invitare: there was another on the right
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Dandyfloss: blood is meant to stay inside your body btw
IanAllenBird: there was one in the other alcove across from the body
lamina5432: good run
Ratosai: There are always more little gremlins
GirlPainting: ok, go back to the little church
accountmadeforants: If it sucks? Hit da bricks
ContingentCat: Numbers are hard
GirlPainting: then follow the road untill you see a cave
GedankenPalast_: cave is left
GirlPainting: yes
GirlPainting: left
Dandyfloss: up the hill
GirlPainting: yes
EvilBadman: That's the joy of elden ring, you can just leave this random cave and go somewhere else and come back later. Dark Souls doesn't have a ton of other things you can do when you hit the walls.
IanAllenBird: this is just a nice stroll in the woods
GedankenPalast_: cave is left
GirlPainting: now face a little left atowards the wall
GedankenPalast_: yup, that's the sheath attack :D
EvilBadman: "left" on a delay to a streamer is not great. Use the compass directions
GirlPainting: yes
omegamarkel: hey everyone
Seth_Erickson: it's along the cliff wall here yeah
GirlPainting: that attack costs mana though
silenceaux: we been saying......
RayFK: James is a Moonveil gamer in making
GirlPainting: you made it :)
Coloneljesus: @RayFK so, a Ranni husband
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
GedankenPalast_: you want to sit at the grace
Dandyfloss: you're gunna want your sword lol
GedankenPalast_: maybe torch time :D
Dandyfloss: 🐢
GirlPainting: yes, sitting at the grace is a good idea
Coloneljesus: it's a weapon
Slacker1977: yes
accountmadeforants: Put it on one of your hands
WiJohn: One of my favorite ways to play this is to get the moonveil at like level 18, the wyrm fight is kind of a pisser though
Fantusta: I thought this was a torchless darkest dungeon run
GedankenPalast_: it is a weapon, so put it in your shield hand and then use the Katana one handed
GhostValv: torch is a weapon so you can put in offhand
Seth_Erickson: you have to hold it in a hand unless you have the mini lantern which would be surprising to me
Dandyfloss: in equipment, second row down from the top, put it in an empty slot
RayFK: In equipment
IanAllenBird: equip in that other menu
GirlPainting: equipment menue
GirlPainting: your in your inventory now
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RayFK: Replace that useless bow
GirlPainting: you have 3 slots per hand
accountmadeforants: seabatDance
Dandyfloss: cptdandyFire
bytecaster: So how has James been doing, chat?
Dandyfloss: we'll make an elden lord out of you yet
RayFK: Okay. Replace that useless bow.
Coloneljesus: @bytecaster he's on his 7th life
GirlPainting: be aware. every hold item adds to your overall equipment weight
accountmadeforants: You can also attack with the torch if you want (you usually don't)
RayFK: Yep!
satyropodobny: the bow is here for roleplay purposes its essential
GhostValv: you can press X again to immediately close those notifications
IanAllenBird: or get killed by them
RayFK: Well actually they'll probably kill you
Kipstar: they might kill you instead
bytecaster: Look, it's a dog eat tarnished world
Invitare: Dogs are not great in Fromsoft games
Invitare: they are terrible
Invitare: the worst
Coloneljesus: except Sif
Coloneljesus: 7
IanAllenBird: yep
hiFunko: yeah that's what you get
SnackPak_: a nice easy walk back
GirlPainting: you will soon learn to hate from software dogs ^^
satyropodobny: theres always another dog theyre the holes of animal kingdom
accountmadeforants: Dyalikedegs?
MenomeAlice: Dog enemies are notorious
hiFunko: being bad is the first step to being good
bytecaster: Everybody is bad when they first play a FromSoft game
GedankenPalast_: ^
lamina5432: a guy being really good with a bow in a game that sucks for bows
GhostValv: :)
GedankenPalast_: :)
Dandyfloss: :)
WokenClick: believe in yourself!
GirlPainting: who let the dogs out?
bytecaster: DogLord! DogLord!
Dandyfloss: we're gunna make you kill bofa :)
Fantusta: Dog not remember actual parents' number of dogs
accountmadeforants: I cast Summon Bigger Dog
GirlPainting: dodging is your block
silenceaux: Yeah, the game tricks you into not using a shield against an enemy with light rapid attacks.
bytecaster: Yooo, that pot is craaaacked
Seth_Erickson: the torch does stop you from blocking yeah
IanAllenBird: gotta double tap when you pick things up
satyropodobny: yo this pot is cracked
GedankenPalast_: every item is a double tap
GedankenPalast_: *new item
Dandyfloss: only new items
accountmadeforants: Sure is!
GedankenPalast_: Oh I died a few times to that
johnnylongtorso: six words that make any Elden Ring fan shudder: somewhere, a heavy door has opened
GirlPainting: have fun!
Dandyfloss: bofa :)
Slacker1977: welcome to bofa
bbblehh: They're calling him Games Turner?
LordZarano: “Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” - Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
MenomeAlice: Ohhhhh, BOFA
gualdhar: criticizing God's Perfect Game is Maidenless behavior.
Coloneljesus: 8
GedankenPalast_: Good try
IanAllenBird: half health'd it
GirlPainting: 1/ 2 health
GirlPainting: not bad
GirlPainting: you can do it
Dandyfloss: you got this cptdandyCheer
Simbionis: good burst damage at the start
accountmadeforants: It's on his resume, very killable, lots of experience being killed
johnnylongtorso: "and why did you leave Farum Azula?" "oh, the whole place was a mess, it was falling apart"
GirlPainting: told you this cave is more fun ^^
GedankenPalast_: I saw you pressing LZ but not RZ you can press them quickly after each other. That attack is so strong trading is not bad.
SnackPak_: he's gaming!
TehAmelie: i bet he'll die before you even have to learn his patterns
bytecaster: Yes, this is how you do it
IanAllenBird: ayyy
GedankenPalast_: That's how you do it!
accountmadeforants: Professional
electric_claire: Is this your first FromSoft game, James?
Dandyfloss: elden ring is a fantastic first souls game
RayFK: Boom, EZ
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Coloneljesus: yippie
Dandyfloss: bofa down! cptdandyClap
accountmadeforants: seabatDance
hiFunko: snaps
GedankenPalast_: FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: woot
JKBalch: Nice job
62MGcobra: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
Seth_Erickson: best to ever do it
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
GedankenPalast_: *clap clap clap*
GirlPainting: \[T]/ praise the sun
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
7gorobei: FBtouchdown
Dandyfloss: GAMER
Seth_Erickson: roll 'em up
hiFunko: *this time
bytecaster: James is gaming
SnackPak_: that's my streamer!
GedankenPalast_: Well done!
SymphonySolstice: best to ever do it
Riiiiiiis: retire champignon?
goatprince: your runes......
Dandyfloss: dont forget your runes
GirlPainting: you got your first talisman
hiFunko: you did
Fantusta: got eeem
hiFunko: you're good
RayFK: You did
IanAllenBird: yeah you got em
Coloneljesus: the fan base is very ma(t/n)ure
RayFK: Those got sent seconds before you grabbed them
RayFK: Talisman slot
IanAllenBird: equip under the helmet
silenceaux: Equipment, the row beneath your armor.
GirlPainting: under your helmet slot
Dandyfloss: equipment tab
bytecaster: Our fire damage, negated
IanAllenBird: I think that's it
Dandyfloss: empty here
DandyGeek: you’re good, you can teleport out any time
TehAmelie: there's almost never any secrets in boss rooms. almost
bbblehh: Did they add Mario's hat as equipment for the Switch version
GirlPainting: level up time!
GirlPainting: ah right...you can´t do it yet....
IanAllenBird: oh I don't think you can yet
WokenClick: he needs to rest at the church IIRC
GedankenPalast_: first you need to go somewhere
accountmadeforants: Yeah if it gives you the quick travel option you can usually leave. That way they can make the few times there is a secret beyond it that much ruder :)
GedankenPalast_: Not far
tehfewl: gotta get your maiden first
Coloneljesus: member that village you saw?
satyropodobny: gotta buy a honda
MenomeAlice: Buy some Cookbooks!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: look at this guy, maidenless
TehAmelie: you could zap over to the merchant and spend runes if you're worried of losing them
GirlPainting: when an enemy glows white and sparkles like that, he has dropped something
GedankenPalast_: it is not far, not even an enemy between
TehAmelie: naah but i know about the worry
goatprince: oh, james. we ALL think you're going to die.
IanAllenBird: nah
GedankenPalast_: you never want heavy
Dandyfloss: you rarely want a heavy load
Coloneljesus: who ISN'T gonna die, after all?
GirlPainting: you can unequip the torch and bow
BrowneePointz: Heavy Roll baaad
Dandyfloss: also the imp head is very heavy
DandyGeek: ^
bytecaster: I always hear true Souls players simply don't wear armor and then just don't get hit
TehAmelie: heavy is the head that looks cool
GirlPainting: thats a dog!
accountmadeforants: Dog!
goatprince: time 4 turt
Coloneljesus: that's clearly normal sized
goatprince: oh
GedankenPalast_: mhhh...no
tehfewl: dog
IanAllenBird: that's a normal size for a turtle here
RayFK: dog
Dandyfloss: @DandyGeek fellow dandy 🤝
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GhostValv: dog killer D:
silenceaux: Well, no turtle bones for you.
gualdhar: spend souls like inflation will make them worthless in two weeks.
Coloneljesus: hey raiders
AlejoFBlack: Howdy
GhostValv: I wonder how you're going to look at the turtle pope in the eye smh
hiFunko: at the bongire
electric_claire: Level up?
goatprince: you go wild. you go crazy
hiFunko: fire
GirlPainting: whant me to backseat you there?
BrowneePointz: Follow the golden lights
silenceaux: Nobody tell him
DandyGeek: @dandyfloss 🫡
AlejoFBlack: We've been playing a cool board game and I saw Elden Ring and could not miss that
EvilBadman: At a grace
WokenClick: rest at the church I think
Seth_Erickson: follow the road from the church and head to the big gate in the cliff wall
Dandyfloss: you haven't unlocked it yet i think?
GedankenPalast_: follow that cliff whhere the cliff was
Coloneljesus: go that village you saw and then west
GedankenPalast_: till the next grace
lamina5432: maiden needs to be found
Dandyfloss: hasn't met melina
bytecaster: Don't you need to move forward to a later grace?
EvilBadman: oh wait, you need a honda accord
Slacker1977: go east :p
hiFunko: oh yeah keep following the road and it'll teach you
GedankenPalast_: *cave
satyropodobny: you must purchase a honda accord from a reputable source first
hiFunko: it's tutorial locked
IanAllenBird: there's a grace past the village up ahead that you need specifically
GirlPainting: the grace has the golden light that will point you towards your destiny!
WiJohn: Go east past the cave you were just in
AlejoFBlack: dog pope? where dog pope
Coloneljesus: on the road again
Dandyfloss: yeah through the woods
DandyGeek: yeah, follow the guidance of grace
bytecaster: Simply defeat the guy on the big horse!
bytecaster: Look, it was worth a shot for comedy!
accountmadeforants: Yeah they're lying you have to restart until you beat the spider guy
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
LRRbot: Don't expose pigs to politics.
gualdhar: wait are Dandyfloss and DandyGeek related?
Dandyfloss: @gualdhar nope
Dandyfloss: but maybe we are
GirlPainting: your goal is a grace down there
gualdhar: unfortunate
Seth_Erickson: the grace you need is right next to the big arch in the cliff here
silenceaux: Adorable, is what they are.
IanAllenBird: by that door on the left
DandyGeek: cut from a similar cloth, perhaps
GedankenPalast_: just go left and there is a grace
hiFunko: definitely marsupials of some kind
bytecaster: In front of the large door
Dandyfloss: to the left
BrowneePointz: You can skirt left
WiJohn: Head right
MenomeAlice: In these ruins are some stairs down, try and find them
GedankenPalast_: or thre
WiJohn: it's outside of the fort
bytecaster: You can run around the camp if you wnant
Coloneljesus: west
Dandyfloss: the grace isn't inside the ruins
silenceaux: There are indeed, a lot of guys here.
Fantusta: Left is right!
Seth_Erickson: you can ignore these guys if you want
GedankenPalast_: do not go IN the village
electric_claire: This is a game about guys
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there is no way this could go wrong
bytecaster: Chat, I think James might die
IanAllenBird: hammer
Coloneljesus: @bytecaster again??
TehAmelie: i think it's like 15 guys and yes, they can all get mad at once
DandyGeek: these guys have warpicks
GirlPainting: hail hydrate
bytecaster: What if we simply don't?
Coloneljesus: 9
bytecaster: Called it
DandyGeek: Learning is Fun :D
IanAllenBird: use the stake
Dandyfloss: checkpoint!
Seth_Erickson: stake is closer
GirlPainting: stake
Coloneljesus: stake is closer
tsp397: Stake
bytecaster: Stake is closer
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: stke is closer
ContingentCat: Dangit dog take turns
IanAllenBird: stakes are always closer
GedankenPalast_: you don't need to go in the ruins. To the left or right is a grace.
Coloneljesus: enlightened
hiFunko: life works that way too
goatprince: multimans....
silenceaux: The FromSoft classic. Don't get flanked.
GirlPainting: you can see the grace
bytecaster: left is in fact the way to go
GedankenPalast_: I can see the grace
Seth_Erickson: don't forget your souls at some point
couchboyj: Guy on a big horse is just one mans, but it is also one horses
DandyGeek: see the grace out there?
Coloneljesus: he's going right again D:
IanAllenBird: he's too locked in
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ha, what an idiot, just standing there until you stabbed him
DandyGeek: yeah, he is, bless
IanAllenBird: yes
DandyGeek: man’s having fun with his katana, who can blame him
Seth_Erickson: the grace do be calling
GedankenPalast_: yea, that golden shimmer is a grace
Coloneljesus: @DandyGeek chat
Coloneljesus: bold strat
IanAllenBird: lrrBartleby
IanAllenBird: rest here
GedankenPalast_: lrrBartleby
GedankenPalast_: Now sit
lamina5432: lrrBartleby
GirlPainting: waifu ahead
ContingentCat: lrrBartleby
bytecaster: In souls games, waifus are how you level up
Coloneljesus: i've died many more times :D
Seth_Erickson: maidenless no longer
accountmadeforants: Maidenful
gualdhar: S H E S H E R E
GedankenPalast_: I died more times untill I could level
goatprince: are you a cat
IanAllenBird: not to be confused with like 40 other npc women
Coloneljesus: @goatprince sure is
goombalax: Honda Accord?!
TehAmelie: everyone's names start with G, R, R or M, it does get confusing
electric_claire: Hope you have your driver's license
ContingentCat: I haven't played Elden Ring so I've never died
NazTMann: A fine, reliable automoblie?
NazTMann: *automobile
ContingentCat: Finger maidens I barely know her?
Coloneljesus: try it
glitched_goddess: I’d prefer a Hyundai.
GedankenPalast_: you can not level up
Dandyfloss: best not to
silenceaux: It just delays you.
Seth_Erickson: You don't get to level up, and certain parts of the game are locked until you accept
electric_claire: Everything's already ruined
accountmadeforants: Every time I see her closed eye all I can think is "ouch, botched tattoo job, huh?"
Dandyfloss: she's the one that levels you up
Fantusta: you don't want to rune-in anything
IanAllenBird: hell yeah
TehAmelie: an oddly shaped whistle
Dandyfloss: imagine she just bequeaths you the elden ring right here
Seth_Erickson: my goat, Torrent PogChamp
tehfewl: do not google elden ring torrent
accountmadeforants: @Dandyfloss I mean it worked out for Gandalf
MenomeAlice: Limewire, the GOAT
GirlPainting: unfortionetly your maiden....ähhh...runeless ^^
Coloneljesus: "respect" jumping off 100meter cliffs thinking I can survive with double jump
satyropodobny: my beloved honse Denuvo Cracked
Dandyfloss: health is most important when you're learning, so vigor
Coloneljesus: vigor
tsp397: You need to collect your runes
GirlPainting: runes needed 811
Seth_Erickson: you do need to go pick up the souls you dropped if we want to level up
TehAmelie: i figured they called him Torrent to make the game unpirateable
RayFK: Vigor
IanAllenBird: you probably want vigor but you need your runes
GirlPainting: you droped your runes
GedankenPalast_: Vigor
Dandyfloss: try to get to like 20 vigor before anything else
lamina5432: vigor and strength?
silenceaux: 128/811 runes.
bytecaster: Vigor is always fine
bytecaster: in the beginning
tehfewl: HP all day
lamina5432: ruined
Seth_Erickson: vigor always good
MenomeAlice: You died and left your runes behind
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: HP only matters if you plan on getting hit Kappa
bytecaster: We can pick up our runes again!
Dandyfloss: to learn you must not die, and to not die you need hp :)
Coloneljesus: honse
goatprince: if you're lost, vigor is good. if you have a build in mind, that weapon's scaling.
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MenomeAlice: If you're continuing with katanas, Dex and End
Coloneljesus: @goatprince you might think that, but nope. still vigor.
GirlPainting: OH thats new
EvilBadman: yeah put it in the pouch on up
GirlPainting: they tooltip the poich finaly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I arrived to see Elden Ring on Switch 2?
Dandyfloss: @GirlPainting nope been in the game since launch
GirlPainting: pouch
DandyGeek: yeah, up pouch is v good for torrent summons
Coloneljesus: @GirlPainting i like poich
GirlPainting: poich it is then
Dandyfloss: press dodge to sprint
bytecaster: honse
IanAllenBird: you've won the game now
DandyGeek: honse has double jump!
TehAmelie: i like the boldness of keeping the self-kill item equipped
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at this horse, Torrent is amazing!
Dandyfloss: could this be a pidgeon?
Invitare: them bats
MenomeAlice: Okay James, in those ruins are some stairs down, try to find them
Dandyfloss: bats, james
TehAmelie: bats are insects!
GirlPainting: they are man bat mans
lamina5432: birb
ContingentCat: This is bat country
johnnylongtorso: #1: bats = bugs
silenceaux: And yes, they likely want to kill and eat you.
Coloneljesus: bats are furries
TehAmelie: (Calvin said so)
BrowneePointz: Chat, James only likes MARVEL movies
BrowneePointz: He doesn't know about Bats
accountmadeforants: Oh, right, you can head back to the church from before to get your summon bell, too
Seth_Erickson: you have one or two levels here
BrowneePointz: lrrBEEJ
DandyGeek: moar vigor
Seth_Erickson: talk to ye old Renna
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Calvin also says the rules of Calvin Ball are whatever Calvin says they are
ContingentCat: @BrowneePointz Lol true
v_nome: How are the rings? Elden?
GirlPainting: time to use your fast traavel
Coloneljesus: don't even need to be at a grace
Seth_Erickson: Torrent is fast travel what do you mean Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: @v_nome If they are 3 then they might be Elven lrrBEEJ
IanAllenBird: yep
GirlPainting: yes
TehAmelie: oh yes, the summoning bell, also pretty missable way to make a lot of hard parts easier
Dandyfloss: small tip, if you see a small rectangle on your map, that marks where you can unlock a full map
EvilBadman: Beloved Ranni
Coloneljesus: that's clearly Renna
Seth_Erickson: The Witch Renna PogChamp
BrowneePointz: Um excuse you Peej, that is RENNA
tehfewl: Best Girl
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz oh right
Invitare: same voice actor as one of the main characters of Xenoblade Chronicles 3
lamina5432: what games do you play outside minecraft and shootymans?
TehAmelie: probably a bad idea to deny it
Invitare: weirdly, very similar character arc too
RimeSkeem: such a nice voice
Coloneljesus: @lamina5432 coffee pong
Seth_Erickson: pull up with my pack
BrowneePointz: wait...has she always had like...a Welsh accent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Here James goes! Wish him luck!
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IanAllenBird: my fav summon was the marionette archers
Seth_Erickson: yes I believe she has Brownee
Invitare: @BrowneePointz It's a Welsh VA
MenomeAlice: @BrowneePointz Her and a lot of the cast
Coloneljesus: @BrowneePointz tranished ed. exclusive
BrowneePointz: I never noticed that before
xantos69: Sup James?
Dandyfloss: magic? :P
Invitare: her name is impressively Welsh too
GedankenPalast_: MArio Golf :D
lamina5432: I figured that would be the answer
Dandyfloss: nah weird game
Diabore: james barely plays magic on stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare The names in this game are EXTREMELY Welsh TBH
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TehAmelie: i know the original Japanse Dark Souls was voiced in English but was this too?
Ratosai: I was shocked when I learned Jennifer English voices an NPC in this game.
Wolfstrike_NL: Noone ever invites James to play magic :(
Thefluffiestguineapig: You play some Battle golf
BrowneePointz: Cookbooks
IanAllenBird: arrows maybe
TehAmelie: cookbooks are great
GirlPainting: arrows ^^
BrowneePointz: they let you craft more shit
accountmadeforants: Check the descriptions (Y) to see what the cookbooks teach I think
Coloneljesus: pots for bombs
v_nome: Arrows are good
Dandyfloss: press x on them you can see what the cookbooks are for
MenomeAlice: Cookbooks, pots, arrows in that order
IanAllenBird: oh yeah that one
silenceaux: The cookbook for bone arrows seems relevant.
lamina5432: bone arrow to make your own
IanAllenBird: ye
GirlPainting: sell a man an arrow and he can shoot the bow once. teach him how to make arrows and he can fire all he whants
bytecaster: Infinite arrows!
TehAmelie: 500 runes could buy 25 arrows, time to start counting when you've profited
Coloneljesus: imagine ER had 1 minute crafting animations like red dead
silenceaux: Well, as long as you have bones.
accountmadeforants: Now you need to actually equip the bone arrows, because video games
satyropodobny: @bytecaster *terms and conditions may apply
Seth_Erickson: you could go see a night only boss if you wanted to
zeathean: I Guess the question is, Did the James enjoy the elden ring?
GedankenPalast_: I would suggest to get the map and then the southern area
Seth_Erickson: there's one pretty close easy to get to
GirlPainting: i recomend to put your spirit ahs into the poch top slot or into your utillity belt slot
bytecaster: We can take our revenge on that camp now!
Coloneljesus: with LT you can swing left side
MenomeAlice: Those ruins have: The map, two chests and some stairs
IanAllenBird: you can swing the other side too
Seth_Erickson: you can swing on the other side with the other triggers as well
GirlPainting: i hate horseback fighting ^^
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out the reason that cavalry was such a big deal was it's hard
GirlPainting: pouch
EvilBadman: pouch
bytecaster: *spirit ash *pouch
EvilBadman: Replace the up one on pouch, that item autokills you
Dandyfloss: dog in the pocket, doget if you will
accountmadeforants: Also if you want to actually use the bone arrows you need to swap one of your other two arrows for it
EvilBadman: It's "a quick way back to last grace" by killing yourself
TehAmelie: pocket wolf pack, or powopack
IanAllenBird: you can now summon those whenever there's a glowy grave on the left
GirlPainting: yes, the gatefront rhuins have lots of nice loot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandyfloss .....Do not put a dog in your pocket unless it is a small puppy. Generally this is more possible with kittens in scrub pockets
GedankenPalast_: anytime you see that icon on the left side you can summon
accountmadeforants: In Equipment yeah
lamina5432: flying rats
Seth_Erickson: we can summon dogs here in these ruins if we want to
bytecaster: For crossbows
Dandyfloss: crossbows use bolts
EvilBadman: yee
IanAllenBird: yeah those were loot
GedankenPalast_: because crossbows
MenomeAlice: Here They Come The Bats That Kicked My Ass
GirlPainting: you found them and they auto equipt empty slots
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crossbow
Seth_Erickson: the slots autofill if they're empty yeah
TehAmelie: those soldier mans always have bolts, never arrows. they're the worst
GirlPainting: hail hydrate
Coloneljesus: means you can summon here
accountmadeforants: Means you can use summons
GedankenPalast_: you can summon
Seth_Erickson: it means you can summon your dogs
EvilBadman: means you can summon pups
IanAllenBird: "summoning is allowed"
Dandyfloss: you can summon ahes
Dandyfloss: ashes
GirlPainting: the door symbol tells you you can summon here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Fun fact: IRL crossbows have a lower threshold of physical usability and skill threshold
Slacker1977: left? means you can summon
fiftymcnasty: "Snake, this is a sneaking mission"
TehAmelie: look out for the guy with a horn :x
GirlPainting: is he horny?
GirlPainting: ^^
accountmadeforants: It did take me a while to unsee the old Flashback(/graveyard ability) symbol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you trying to get the bubble horn?
lamina5432: is that a tarnish edition thing?
GirlPainting: yes lamina5432
Thefluffiestguineapig: ÷≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥≥
Thefluffiestguineapig: I guess my cat says hi
bytecaster: That replenishment mechanic was always in the game I think
GedankenPalast_: Meow
TehAmelie: it's a sneaking mission Snake
accountmadeforants: @GirlPainting I remember it also being in the base game, but I could be misremembering
GedankenPalast_: @lamina5432 the flasks replenishing from groups? also in the normal game
MenomeAlice: Replenishment has been there always
SnackPak_: the perfect crime
accountmadeforants: This is why you don't use torches like that, ruins your night vision MiniK
bytecaster: gottem
GirlPainting: there are the staiers
Slacker1977: that were the stairs
Coloneljesus: 10
SnackPak_: it was going so well
IanAllenBird: ah, lance guy
accountmadeforants: waoNotLikeThis
IanAllenBird: my nemesis
bytecaster: The street
Diabore: he john wicked your ass
DeM0nFiRe: classic lance guy
Slacker1977: that was the patrolling dude
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah yes, Silksong "from downtown"
lamina5432: welcome to dark souls
Slacker1977: do i have the game for you James :p
Coloneljesus: where there's light
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this James's first Souls game?
GirlPainting: at your death spot
IanAllenBird: well the bats are gone at least
IanAllenBird: oh no
Coloneljesus: LUL
SnackPak_: o7
GedankenPalast_: F
accountmadeforants: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Coloneljesus: 11
bytecaster: It finally got us!
GedankenPalast_: well
62MGcobra: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP
Invitare: it finally caught you up
TehAmelie: rip
GirlPainting: well...the ultimate boss
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IanAllenBird: well. time to end stream
tsp397: What a way to go
GedankenPalast_: Had to happen :D
gualdhar: how does it not pause when the controller disconnects
GapFiller: o7
aClonedPickle: love a good callback
DeM0nFiRe: RIght on time too
lamina5432: right on time to
DylPage: Finally, hubris.
ContingentCat: The timing!
GirlPainting: death by controller
lamina5432: o7
Coloneljesus: who could've seen it coming!?
TehAmelie: on the hour!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar DARK SOULS
EvilBadman: @gualdhar Pause?
xantos69: And that children is why you never ever use a wireless control.
GirlPainting: CLIP IT
MenomeAlice: At least it wasn’t a boss
GedankenPalast_: @gualdhar Game does not know "pause"
bytecaster: This was fun!
GedankenPalast_: that item in those ruins is the map BTW
lamina5432: the cord might be the wrong voltage
Coloneljesus: 2
Dandyfloss: bofa!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Tell that to Nintendo and make them have wired controllers be standard rather than CUSTOM OPTIONS WE HAVE TO MAKE OURSELVES
GedankenPalast_: yes 2
xantos69: Hey Ben Ben
exeJayce: hi Ben!
GapFiller: fancy more James?
TehAmelie: the Beastman
Coloneljesus: god of rick and farum azula beastman
Dandyfloss: hi benben cptdandyHiii
GirlPainting: he killed 2 bosses
GapFiller: hai Ben
GirlPainting: he killed rick
GirlPainting: and the beastmen
BrowneePointz: He did a Catacombs and a Cave
SquareDotCube: You're porbably using a 5V USB-C cable on a device that needs, say, 20V to charge while operating.
bytecaster: I tried to trick him!
xantos69: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yea... that is why I am strictly keyboard and mouse.
LordZarano: Possibly a future Tinker Tailor to replace the battery in James' controller?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 Then tell Nintendo to let us hook up keyboard and mouse as an option!!
NotCainNorAbel: PrideCheer500
bytecaster: That sounds terrifying
IanAllenBird: o7
GirlPainting: hope you had fun
lamina5432: c ben in an hour
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
lamina5432: james wanna join let's nope?
bytecaster: It's fun to see someone experience a new game
SquareDotCube: I know that when I charge my Pro controller I use the cable that came with it.
GirlPainting: i hope i did not bakseat to much
IanAllenBird: as long as they're having fun with it I don't mind people being bad
TehAmelie: someone mentioned it just might be possible the controller charge connector is tarnished. how great would that be?
GapFiller: gotta take a jlrrBreak from digging holes sometimes eh James
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube They do use a really weirdly powerful charger
SquareDotCube: You should be good if you do capture card through the dock.
Flyingdelorion: I would love to see more of James vs Elden Ring
GedankenPalast_: Would love to see more of this. <3
exeJayce: we do love a good grippy case
accountmadeforants: That's a nice case yeah
GedankenPalast_: snazzy
Thefluffiestguineapig: James what case is that? I want that
accountmadeforants: Does it still fit in the dock?
accountmadeforants: Nice
accountmadeforants: JSAUX is a brand I know so probably
exeJayce: so probably like between 27 and 32 USD, not terrible
TehAmelie: i hope the magnets don't erase your saves
Thefluffiestguineapig: That might be in USD
GedankenPalast_: yes!
GirlPainting: What do you think of a chaos draft with all the draft chaff of the moon base?
TehAmelie: more please!
Dandyfloss: more elden ring please! cptdandyClap
DeM0nFiRe: I am always down for more elden ring
NotCainNorAbel: more please
Dandyfloss: cptdandyByeee
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GedankenPalast_: I loved this stream <3
lamina5432: nini
GirlPainting: aww
Invitare: how do you get rid of it?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits for the James
GirlPainting: yes the stream was awesome :) love streams with lots of chat interaction :)
lamina5432: almost as relaxing as diggin holes
Driosenth: Does LRR use Draft Chaff to insulate the walls or shingle the roof?
tidehollowcat: Watching new people experience Elden Ring is always such a fun time. Would love more in the future.
accountmadeforants: Big incinerator keeping the jacuzzi on the roof warm
WiJohn: Holy Diver?
lamina5432: dive or die
Bengineering: DIVE OOORRRR DIEEEEE
Juliamon: GapFiller yeah they've got a plastic layer
GapFiller: Juliamon okay didnt know there was plastic in there
TehAmelie: i think they have some real secret ingredients in the cards to prevent counterfeits
LordZarano: "NOTE: an improperly sync Switch Pro controller will not charge properly. To determine if your battery is faulty and needs replacing, you can first re-sync your controller and, while plugged in, check within the Switch controllers menu if it is charging properly." - iFixit
lamina5432: new guests is always fun
IanAllenBird: ooh
ContingentCat: How close are we?
hiFunko: hell yeah BDG! Someone I actually recognise!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That case is $34.99 USD
ContingentCat: Wow
lamina5432: bless u
ContingentCat: Gesundheit
EvilBadman: I think it may just be acting weird, and maybe it'll be better at home
exeJayce: could also be the cord itself, I have that issue
accountmadeforants: Maybe it's just homesick
TehAmelie: well done!
SquareDotCube: it's likely just the cord, can't deliver the power it needs
Thefluffiestguineapig: If the charger isn't powerful enough it also won't charge
accountmadeforants: HypeWave
ContingentCat: You'll be glad you did after
lamina5432: c u tomorrow
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Shift at Midnight) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (47m from now).
exeJayce: yeah I have that issue which is generally why I always use the Nintendo-brand one that I got with one of those NES emulators and whatnot
accountmadeforants: @SquareDotCube It only needs 5V/0.5A, which literally every USB cable can do unless it's broken.
accountmadeforants: Ironically the only cable my own Switch Pro controller refuses to charge with is the one that came with it :p (It did work for a few days, I assume some of the conductors were iffy - thankfully I have plenty of other working USB-C cables)
LordZarano: Ahh Type-C… which can be anything from 5V/0.1A to 48V/5A
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano Oh yeah, the 48V one is real silly. People always bring up that technically USB-C can do 240W when a laptop comes with a proprietary charger for 200~240W and it's like... yeah... technically... but not in any useful way.
accountmadeforants: (I think Framework does have a laptop that supports that standard, and it does it by having two charging ICs back-to-back to first step it down to a more useful voltage before feeding it into a normal charging IC)
LordZarano: Yeah I think there's like a couple of laptops that use 240W. Pretty rare
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Shift at Midnight) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (29m from now).