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notpsion: oh I didn't see that, i'm on it
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Juliamon: Chat is united in one thing: not wanting Hobbit draft
Flyingdelorion: Hello James! Hello Chat!
TXC2: Hello James
teyoslurking: Finally chaos draft on arena
Cptasparagus: wait I forget, does James get flooded or mana screwed?
arachnid654: hi james!
TXC2: Juliamon right?
TXC2: !ppr
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TXC2: Reality Fracture AKA the all Jace all the time set
Mangledpixel:
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notpsion: wow, hot and fresh intro
TXC2: yeah, render!
TXC2: a tied poll, good job chat
Mangledpixel: not a 4 way tie though
Wiliart: @TXC2 Just a bit off a 3-way tie.
TXC2: also the complete lack of votes for the hobbit is telling
Robot_Bones: Oh there goes gravity
TXC2: Wiliart indeed
notpsion: have a second poll to determine the validity of the first poll
Shonen_XIV: I'm no good at making decks lol, don't know synergy
ghizmou: this is why it's important to vote people
Flyingdelorion: Maybe second poll with the 2 options
TXC2: DEMOCRACY!
notpsion: i believe in our ability to tie it a second time
ladyjessica: and remove the hobbit from the poll
Flyingdelorion: Love Democracy!
Shonen_XIV: I love Hobbit, first MTG Draft I attended
shushu2539: what if the second poll ends with a tie too?
Juliamon: Chat, you know what to do
Mangledpixel: a second referendum? unprecedented
raulghoulia: love voting. vote early. vote often
TXC2: "the people have spoken! we must have a referendum on whether or not to have another referendum!"
Wiliart: You heard him chat, we need balance.
Shonen_XIV: Thanos: Perfect Balanced, as all things should be.
Juliamon: yeah, it's kinda stupid
petey_vonwho: You can't do worse than I did on the mixed up draft
Flyingdelorion: Good one, James
CabooseFails: or do what every internet poll has been doing for 20 years: only show results after you vote
TheMerricat: James, you can't have engagement if you don't troll the chat with early poll results.
Robot_Bones: When I see where the poll is at I feel anxiety
TXC2: what James is on about is why you ignore polling data and go vote!
raulghoulia: 5 minute podcast
Shonen_XIV: How're you?
Juliamon: Woke up
notpsion: obviously the best thing i did this week was the CTS
notpsion:
undecided44: Wished my youngest kid a happy 18th birthday
CabooseFails: broke THEN fixed my home network
TXC2:
I bothered to go on the DB Mod slack today
Sogheim: I scheduled my next tattoo for monday
Wiliart: Put a new window on the roof.
public_key_reveal_party: I set up a date for a week from now
Strebenherz: It's been a long week I'm just surprised I haven't skipped work
realbadatthis_: mowed enough of the lawn to avoid hoa fines
Shonen_XIV: Made my first WoW House, spent 4 hours doing it and got 2 hours sleep before work lol
Mangledpixel: I made a cool vfx shot for Star Trek's 60th
EOstby: I was briefly on a podcast about CubeCon, and I didn't sound like a fool.
doubleo21: 2 Fantasy Football drafts
teyoslurking: Become an L1 judge!
Wolfstrike_NL: Made a summary of the Nintendo Direct for the discord
Ivannorr: Went to a new LGS and signed up for the Cyberpunk Beta
petey_vonwho: Literally nothing, this week has been terrible.
FenrisSchafer: Finally got ducks in a row to start a new D&D campaign... now I just need to finish my character
undecided44: The other one is 20.... theyre both on their own as far as the law is concerned
ladyjessica: long weekend was nice
Flyingdelorion: Strike over here, so it was grocery day
GreatSacrificer: repaired my house's front and back doors
TheMerricat: When the repairman for my apartment showed up to repair the shelf in my cabinet and decided instead of screwing the brace into the cabinet he could just half screw in two screws for each brace and rest the shelf on that, I didn't blow up.
tsp397: I ate a bagel
arachnid654: I had a rehearsal with my woodwind quintet!
Shonen_XIV: WOOO
Cptasparagus: I got up to 60% of an archapelago terraria/factorio run done with my gf
Luna_TheOtter: got new workout clothes to finally start working out again starting tomorrow
Shonen_XIV: UK And love NFL, Miam Dolphins
TXC2: !discord
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RatherLargeToad: 4 mile hike
mastershake29x: Soundgarden are playing at half time tonight!
ladyjessica: spent time with friends
TXC2: I used to watch NFL when we got the NBC matches on Channel 4
Cptasparagus: ill tell her XD
TXC2:
sadly I Archipelago alone
Shonen_XIV:
Juliamon: Power Cube wins
loufghyslaufey: I vote "Resume!" "How to vote for resuming unfinished queue..."?
loufghyslaufey: Boo! "Resume...!"
Robot_Bones: Oh no it's this timeline
Wolfstrike_NL: Yes
ghizmou: step 1 draft power
Juliamon: I'm gonna go with... no
TXC2:
if we're drafting Cube, how long before Wheeler comes running in? 
loufghyslaufey: What red, bruh?
arachnid654: land?
Flyingdelorion: You do you, won't stop you
TXC2: play safe, go batter
SonofThoth: Identity or delta?
Shonen_XIV: Chose the team cause when I was little, found a NFL Shirt early 2000s, said Abdul Jabar and had an angry dolphin logo. Watched my first NFL game, Miami at London 2007 on TV
Robot_Bones: No this is how you force mono red. Take the bad red cards
Juliamon: I'm a sicko, I'd pick the wurm
teyoslurking: Step 2 draft fetch lands
tsp397: Stay open with fixing?
Flyingdelorion: We could reanimate worldspine wurm...
Jmonkey49: wurm is good
Shonen_XIV: Yes lol
Shonen_XIV: Ty
Mangledpixel: I was also drawn first to the batterskull
TXC2: yes....love (said the packers fan)
petey_vonwho: Ya know what Batterskull goes in? Mono-red
loufghyslaufey:
Guess you're opening skulls, 
Shonen_XIV:
Don't worry, Miami sucks 
Luna_TheOtter: oooh i adore Glorybringer
teyoslurking: Mono reeeeddd
arachnid654: cori steel
arachnid654: cori steel cutter is right there
Flyingdelorion: Let's bring the glory back!
Mangledpixel: oh wow
Cptasparagus: toots!
jotalmadg: No cori steel cutter?
teyoslurking: STEEL CUTTER LETS GO
Flyingdelorion: Steel cutter might be the best choice
arachnid654: rip
Robot_Bones: Think of how many red cards could be in the booster though
doubleo21: First time I played booster tutor it gave me a Black Lotus
ghizmou: we have an equipment theme possibly
TXC2: Big Red it is!
Flyingdelorion:
I agree, fun is better 
public_key_reveal_party: "we need low drops" "5 mana creature get in"
loufghyslaufey: Then why not draft Booster Tutor?
couchboyj: Marvel's Thor, God of Thunder (tm)
ghizmou: just grab a sol ring, problem solved
jotalmadg: Take the land
Flyingdelorion: Badlands, notably a good land
teyoslurking: Now we just need a couple red mana rocks so we can really be big red
jotalmadg: For when booster tutor wheels
ghizmou: we could be gruul
Robot_Bones: Pivot big green with roflcopter
loufghyslaufey: Tezzeret Batter-Value?
Shonen_XIV: Never done a virtual booster, I'm hopeless construction decks in general
Juliamon: We said no to Hobbitses
Shonen_XIV: Not that version imo
teyoslurking: Epicure wheeled! (Unsurprisingly)
Robot_Bones: Vibrancy is red
loufghyslaufey: How dare... James!
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Mr_Horrible: James sticking to his guns, I see
ghizmou: that s power
arachnid654: fable is very good
loufghyslaufey: "This" symbol? And "THAT" Symbol?
jotalmadg: Fable!
couchboyj: You should probably try to point those guns at a lower curve if the packs allow it
Mr_Horrible: Fable like "What am I, chopped liver?"
Thadrin46: Good evening James, tech booth (paul?) And chat
petey_vonwho: "he's only mostly red"
arachnid654: fable is redemption for passing cori steel
TXC2: hello Thadrin46 it's just James at the moment
public_key_reveal_party: Toxic deluge is good if we are abandoning going low
Mr_Horrible: we can probably support heat better than blast, at the moment
loufghyslaufey: Doom- what is- ugh. Go Back to Doomsday, you VON!
arachnid654: kellan is fun
TXC2: shock to the dome might win us a game
Juliamon: We don't need more dragons
arachnid654: savannah lions with upsde
couchboyj: Kellen, you want to lower your curve. It's a red savvanah lion with upside
Mr_Horrible: well that *will* give us artifacts
Wolfstrike_NL: Dino dino dino
Wolfstrike_NL: ahw
teyoslurking: Etali
Mazrae: Hello everyone
jotalmadg: Brutality
arachnid654: bloomburrow?
Mr_Horrible: looks like bloomburrow
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
loufghyslaufey: Windmill Etali slamming, nooOOO...!
TXC2: Birds is from Alpha set James
arachnid654: last pack
Juliamon: Etali was in the last pack
jotalmadg: Faithless looting
TXC2: giant
Mr_Horrible: I like giant, personally
Thadrin46: Green wiiiiiiide open
arachnid654: i say giant
emilevitt: big steppies!
Tyraell__: giant
Flyingdelorion: giant
maywecomein: giant
emilevitt:
realbadatthis_: low curve body
jotalmadg: I would take giant
TristanGrey87: boney
loufghyslaufey: How dare they bring up what format cards are banned in a phantom cube
TheMerricat: You don't have a lot of removal
Mr_Horrible: strong creature, good curve-filler
petey_vonwho: Ugene
Juliamon: awoo
jotalmadg: More removal yeah
emilevitt: all these artifact cards passing
arachnid654: lingering souls, it makes cats!
Mr_Horrible: dig *and* cruise? wild
emilevitt:
jotalmadg: Ooo toxic deluge
arachnid654: pact
TXC2: darn phantom draft
arachnid654: rip
Spritz_T: vivi
RayFK: Parlor
bbblehh: I would love to see one of these powered cube drafts with James AND Wheeler, but Wheeler is chained up in the background and can only watch as James makes his decisions
Mr_Horrible: we're not owned, we're not owned, etc etc
Flyingdelorion: vivi on the splash?
Mr_Horrible: surveil land at least surveils, yeah
TheMerricat: Relic?
TXC2: this is aweful clap clap clapclapclap
arachnid654: @bbblehh this would be so fun
1QUIZ1: Relic
Mr_Horrible:
I can't believe Adam would impose this limitation on your genius 
petey_vonwho: Relic gives us some card draw
jotalmadg: Shadowspear?
Robot_Bones: Really trying to turn wheeler into twitch chat huh
Spritz_T: portal is fun
petey_vonwho: Easy spear
TXC2: "where have all the redboys gone?"
Mangledpixel: that member
couchboyj: Stoneforge would be nice with your batterskull if you had the landbase for it. Dismember and Spear are both good tho
couchboyj: Pyro is good
Tyraell__: i would have taken removal
arachnid654: pyrokinesis is like worse fury
Flyingdelorion: pyro is nice
public_key_reveal_party:
Pivot to mono white 
emilevitt:
i get it. i force reanimator every time i play this cube 
TristanGrey87: Free spell
RayFK: Easy Ivora
Spades_Slicc: free spells are always good
Mr_Horrible: ivora solid
Spades_Slicc: extrude them boiiiis
Spades_Slicc: Seethe!!
Mr_Horrible: Overwhelming Yager
arachnid654: overwhelming yager!
arachnid654: lmao
couchboyj: Overwhelming Serge seems pretty easy, he's kinda jumpy
Mr_Horrible: I remember when 3 for a 3/3 with first strike was good enough
TXC2: two goryfs
Mr_Horrible: theater for the surveil is also an option
realbadatthis_: retired champion from FNM?
Mr_Horrible: passing a barrowgoyf as RDW feels like a knife in the gut
Spades_Slicc: carnage interp
Mr_Horrible: carnage interpreter a solid 3-drop
RayFK: Carnage
RayFK: all day
ghizmou: carny is a consideration too
couchboyj: Carnage Interp is really good, yeah
Mr_Horrible: although we're kinda heavy on curve
Spades_Slicc: carnage intern
Mr_Horrible: which makes him less good
hb8u:
Spades_Slicc: I'm not worried about it, I'm also not playing the deck
Mr_Horrible: good luck and godspeed
Shonen_XIV: Have you done the Hobbit puzzle? I thought it was clever from the devs, remembered some but had to get the book out XD
TXC2: !point
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couchboyj: To be fair, you could be drafting mono red in Mix Up Drafts too.
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loufghyslaufey: Batterskull <(=w=)>
Spades_Slicc: hotdog deck my beloved
EvilBadman: Win fast or die fast, that's red baby
Shonen_XIV: 100!?
Mazrae: I just remembered the crazy drafts you and G did during the MTGO days
Shonen_XIV: Nice!
Spades_Slicc: cut 2 lands
EvilBadman: chromo star and something else
public_key_reveal_party: @Mazrae Hat draft my beloved
Robot_Bones: Lands
Spades_Slicc: you have seething song you don't need lands
couchboyj: Oliphant
Shonen_XIV: Do you still play MTGO?
Mangledpixel: the 'LRR wacky drafts'
EvilBadman: no you sided it
cephalidsquid: cut chromatic Star and legion extruder
Spades_Slicc: did you cut song?
EvilBadman: drafted late
Shonen_XIV: Tried to get into it, don't understand it
teyoslurking: I think you play the goyf, you got great fixing
Shonen_XIV: Would be cool to see!
bbblehh: He's right it's certainly not red
Robot_Bones: Oh ship 41
teyoslurking: Yes do pauper 100%
maywecomein: cut sword?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, right. That's the Dismember
couchboyj: Gambling? I'm in!
Mangledpixel: let's go gambling!
emilevitt:
Mr_Horrible: well now the thing I *wanted* to bet is the Coward's Option, dammit
emilevitt: my body is a machine that turns fake internet points into no internet points
emilevitt:
Spades_Slicc: maybe you go 7-3
teyoslurking: I'm guessing 1/3
Mazrae: I dont have to time to watch the full draft
Zael250: 100k on 7-X
Spritz_T: @Spades_Slicc that would certainly be impressive
Mr_Horrible: let the record show my specific guess would've been 1-3
Strebenherz: Damn
BraveOthello: Yeah 1-3 is my guess as well
TristanGrey87: All in
emilevitt: i did lik 50k
emilevitt:
Zael250: Gotta use these points somehow
notpsion: i respect the 100k bet
emilevitt: like*
Flyingdelorion: GLHF James, let's get them Cube grinders!
Zael250: Still have 500k in the bank
petey_vonwho: Goodbye channel points! I'll miss you
TXC2: damn right we're weird
Mr_Horrible: winning a million channel points on a channel where you can't spend them is a good bit, tbh
Robot_Bones: But why bet less when more is so much more
Spritz_T: not like there's all that much to use points on
Mr_Horrible: oh that's funny
RayFK: NOT EVEN A LITTLE
Spades_Slicc: interpret
Mr_Horrible: it's probably bad but it's really funny
BraveOthello: Dismember, datmember, whoever
RayFK: Fine do it, I hope it gets removed
Mangledpixel: dooo itttt
emilevitt: but the FUNNIES
Spades_Slicc: i hope ivora gets unsummoned
Mr_Horrible: all in on 17 black
TXC2: really thought carnage would be countered
EvilBadman: the 0-3's are eating good tonight
Spades_Slicc: OP fucked up
Spades_Slicc: sequencing is har
Spades_Slicc: hard
joshpm88: is it too late to change my bet?
Juliamon: wow
Spades_Slicc: nsv
teyoslurking: That's like a 6 for one good lord
Spades_Slicc: nvm
Mr_Horrible: questionable
emilevitt: just helping you out there lmao
Seventy111: Love to give the mono red deck 7 new cards and pass
Spades_Slicc: fascinating choices
drewm1022: Wow
maywecomein: didn’t see that coming
Shonen_XIV: lol
Mangledpixel: durgan
Mr_Horrible:
oh hey we've got metalcraft
Strebenherz: ?!
TXC2: we ARE in bronze chat, I assume Opp has not cubed before
drewm1022: "Remember how you just discarded your entire hand? Let me help you with that."
Juliamon: bold of them to not shame-concede
Mr_Horrible: Wheel of Fortune =/= Winds of Change, an important lesson to learn
Seventy111: Playing grouphug in 1v1 cube
Mangledpixel: time to bring the glory?
Spades_Slicc: "oh no, it looks like you dropped all your cards! here's seven more, now be careful with them"
couchboyj: Face is the place
drewm1022: Glory B in the face!
Juliamon:
bbblehh: It's wheels all the way down
TXC2: Opp wants to see ALL their cards
BraveOthello: Wat
Mr_Horrible: Opponent you're supposed to have Sheoldred in play BEFORE all these draw 7's
TristanGrey87: Digging for hull breacher
Spades_Slicc: sick cards OP
EvilBadman: Call that man Wheeler
couchboyj: Op on the all draw no wincons plan
Juliamon: "I don't understand, I drafted all the good cards!"
TXC2: RIP to all the 0-3ers
Strebenherz: Rigged!
Flyingdelorion: What is happening is, is you winning!
Zael250: 1 down, 6 to go
petey_vonwho: Paid actor!
evil_h2o_elf:
@TXC2 
Mr_Horrible: my dream remains very specifically alive
Mr_Horrible: literal actual streamer client
couchboyj: Man, your OPs gonna be made when they realize all those ice cream IOUs are worthless
teyoslurking: From "guess it's 0/3" to "oh maybe not" to "holy crap is 7/0 happening" real quick
bbblehh: Attack and see what they do?
TXC2:
couchboyj not worthless, they just only get cashed once every 7 years
Mr_Horrible: I like buffing him later, yeah, esp since they're repping cheap interaction
Spades_Slicc: jaeger the vault?
bbblehh: Yes
Spades_Slicc: it's a double joke
Mr_Horrible: damb
TXC2: weird that it gives you that option
jotalmadg: Ooph rough luck
Mr_Horrible: they're both activated abilities you can activate, so there's no reason for the client not to let you use the 2nd ability
TXC2: ewwww, who let that in the cube?
drewm1022: Well. Now you get to become a scout again.
Mr_Horrible: shame we didn't have surge mana up, that woulda been funny
Mr_Horrible: still one of the weirdest upheavals I've seen tho
TXC2: Mr_Horrible a misuse I'd say
Mr_Horrible: likely, maybe they were just spooked by being at 11
bbblehh: Let's just start the game again but with a 10-point life difference in your favor
TXC2: possibly opp misread the card and assumed it was one sided
Spades_Slicc: !card overwhelming ser
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
drewm1022: You can blow up hit vault, right?
Mr_Horrible: "You bring glory EVERY. TIME. Just grab a case of Bud next time or something, man!"
TXC2: like Cyclonic rift (a card I also dislike)
Spades_Slicc: !card overwhelming sur
LRRbot: Overwhelming Surge [2R] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Overwhelming Surge deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target noncreature artifact.
Mr_Horrible:
hey no fair, the draft interface gave *US* Dig by mistake!
Mr_Horrible: I *am* proud of you
DMGlol: are you peeing a lot more too
bbblehh: I'm always proud of you James
TXC2: good job James
Mr_Horrible: clearest piss this side of Alberta
ghizmou: you shouldn't be pissing out of your ass
TristanGrey87: pyro time
EvilBadman: yes
Spades_Slicc: Nice 4 toughness OP, sure would be a shame
drewm1022: Doooo it
public_key_reveal_party: That would be hilarious
drewm1022: Satisfying.
Mazrae: Well, later everyone have to get ready for work and be out in 103f (39.4c) for atleast the next few hours
TXC2: so long Mazrae stay safe, stay hydrated
Mr_Horrible: @Mazrae AUGH
couchboyj: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: i like level the boi and swing
EvilBadman: I dig equp swing
drewm1022: Yup
jotalmadg: Yeah equipment and hold up stomp/level up
Tyraell__: 3/2 double strike
TristanGrey87: Keep up stomp
Mr_Horrible: I like just keeping stomp, yeah
TXC2: !card stomp
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Mr_Horrible: and kellan's not sorcery speed, iirc?
Tyraell__: you could have double stiked
drewm1022: You can stomp them eot and have lethal.
Tyraell__: without equipping
Mangledpixel: can stomp face if they don't play a creature
jotalmadg: You can kellen on their turn right?
couchboyj: Stomp -> Face
TristanGrey87: stompy
tsp397: Stomp goes face
Mr_Horrible: might as well stomp, yeah
Diabore: powerful magic
Mr_Horrible: saves the giant, too
Flyingdelorion: Stomp their face and wing for the win?
jotalmadg: Stomping face?
TXC2: Wheels, Wheels are the way
Mr_Horrible: @Flyingdelorion they untap their lands
Bruceski: they drafted all twiddle no wincon?
Diabore: if we live
Mr_Horrible: Time Spiral, a card
public_key_reveal_party: Oh good, we can loot for more cards
Flyingdelorion: Oh right!
drewm1022: If they empty the warrens again that's funny tho.
TristanGrey87: oppos digging for payloads
Mr_Horrible: but also extremely funny that we're just hitting wheels on wheels
TalpTheScot: they are digging deep
Mr_Horrible: show us tendrils you chump
Flyingdelorion: OP love game actions
drewm1022: Lul
Flyingdelorion: loves
Mr_Horrible: eat they ass
Spades_Slicc: 3 turn clock btw
Vandristine: man is storming
BraveOthello: That's a lot of gobbos
bbblehh: Cool story bro check out this dog
CaptainSpam: That's a lot of warren.
DMGlol: yep
Mr_Horrible: they're sure a target
TristanGrey87: boom
Flyingdelorion: yip
couchboyj:
drewm1022: Those warrens were full, but now they are empty.
jotalmadg: Yea
public_key_reveal_party: Is force of will in the cube?
Mr_Horrible:
wait FRICK I'm out 
emilevitt:
Diabore: they couldve had force but you go for it regardless
Robot_Bones: Depends how many paid actors you have prepared
Diabore: keep going
Spades_Slicc: is settle in the cube?
Diabore: its by mana cost
TXC2: Spades_Slicc sure is
Shonen_XIV: For a deck you weren't optimistic as much as you wanted, you're doing great!
drewm1022: Its there.
EvilBadman: 2mnd rpow 3 from left
Robot_Bones: Settle is in the cube
drewm1022: Between Emeritus and Lorien
TXC2: by name ?
EvilBadman: 2nd row*
ghizmou: by mana cost
Strebenherz: Finished clocking out for work, what's the win/loss record so far?
TXC2: Strebenherz 2-0
Spades_Slicc: "hope you know the cards, idiot"
Wolfstrike_NL: It not perfect system
Shonen_XIV: They're lazy is why lol
TristanGrey87: cruising
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc yes
Mangledpixel: I gave up asking 'why' about arena's UI/UX a while ago
Mr_Horrible: we saw it in one of the packs
Strebenherz: I stg if we get 7-0 I'm going to cackle so hard
bytecaster: Wait, this isn't Elden Ring! I thought James was an Elden Ring streamer now.
TXC2: Shonen_XIV massively underfunded more like
Shonen_XIV: @TXC2 Really?
Robot_Bones: Dew it
Spades_Slicc: sounds good
Mr_Horrible: seems deece
TristanGrey87: Mono red fun police
TristanGrey87: skull + land?
Spades_Slicc: 2 lands
Juliamon: we have had arena devs in chat before, they are def not lazy
TXC2: Shonen_XIV oh yes, I have been playing Arena almost every day since the closed Beta, EVERY problem Arena has could be solved by a competent, well paid dev team
Mr_Horrible: either 2 lands or batterskull + land is my vote
bbblehh: How often are we actually preparing the Emeritus
Mr_Horrible: emeritus is also just a 2/2 first strike for 2, which is better than a 4/4 that doesn't happen for 3 turns, imo
Juliamon: Hasbro can't have record profits if they're actually spending money
DMGlol: ponder your orb
TXC2: just pay the life, we mono red
Shonen_XIV: @TXC2 Ah
Spritz_T: sounds like it would get painful later
Mr_Horrible: oh right it's total mana value, not just X
Spades_Slicc: !card legion ex
LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
Spades_Slicc: stomp + legion extregion?
TristanGrey87: sure
Diabore: yeah 1 and 2 you lose life, 3 is questionable, 4 and up is too risky (imo)
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc we can just swing, it's got first strike
TristanGrey87: fable, try to 3 spell next turn?
Spades_Slicc: go face
jamwno: I like fable
Spades_Slicc: always face
Mr_Horrible: I'd rather build out board than burn face at 20
OrcishArtillery: I agree with Tristan
jamwno: save your cheap stuff to prepare
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna be real we do not care about the prep
Spades_Slicc: draw
TristanGrey87: so mill 3 now
Diabore: i think you draw now
Spades_Slicc: no discard
Spades_Slicc: 3 spells
Diabore: i ditch kellan and land
TristanGrey87: keep
jamwno: keep
Mr_Horrible: now we want to kill 1 token I think
TXC2: the old decline vs submit 0
Mr_Horrible: maybe after the double-block
Mr_Horrible: since we want goblin token to live
Diabore: now attack, stomp if they double block
Mr_Horrible: sad we can't extrude the treasures, tho
Spades_Slicc: !card emeritas of conflict
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: yeah bolt face i guess
bbblehh: Who up opening they mind to possibility
Spades_Slicc: fluting
TXC2:
not me, F this ugin guy
Mr_Horrible: "Is the possibility dragons, Ugin?" "...not necessarily"
Diabore: no its not
TristanGrey87: No
Diabore: its draw then discard
couchboyj: Looting is MILL two cards
Diabore: so its mill 2
Diabore: you lose if they have more artifacts, i attack ugin
TristanGrey87: The cruising may be over
Diabore: or colourless to precise
EOstby: I think you power up Kellan, send him at opp and Goblin at Ugin.
Diabore: pump, pump shieldbreaker imo
Spades_Slicc: sure
TristanGrey87: might as well
Shonen_XIV: I'm expecting the guy do a Yugi voice "It's about time I turned this duel around!"
Spades_Slicc: now, who are you gonna start cloning?
Spades_Slicc: !card bonecrusher gi
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
Spades_Slicc: ivora + fluting tho
Spritz_T: well, maybe you can mill them???
TXC2: Cloning nothing, just like "god" intended
Mr_Horrible: kinda prefer Ivora + Giant
Spades_Slicc: yeah ivora + giant now and fluting next turn is nice
just__fitz: I just want to watch a draft, and now I have back to back fanduel ads
Diabore: no, you need to discard as a cost
BlueElectivire: the discard is a cost?
BlueElectivire: i think
Mr_Horrible: you can't discard a card you don't have, so no
Diabore: oh thats bad
Diabore: thats... fine?
Diabore: wut
just__fitz: What draft format is this?
TXC2: just__fitz cube
Diabore: cube
TristanGrey87: Oppo drawing 3 a turn there
just__fitz: Thank you
Mr_Horrible: strange use of the Ugin, but they're probably trying to keep mana up
Diabore: im so confused there
Diabore: blood yeah
EOstby: Blood first, then loot if needed.
ArtDecoSunburn: I appreciate the "drafternoon" wordplay.
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible oh, beanstalk
Diabore: i think, is it 4 or 5?
Diabore: !card restless beanstalk
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: !card restless vinestalk
LRRbot: Restless Vinestalk | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {3}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 5/5 green and blue Plant creature with trample. It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, up to one other target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.
EvilBadman: they will have it but you gotta make them
HesGotNoPants: that dragon is getting countered
EOstby: GloryB, send something at their face to try and grab Monarch.
maywecomein: it’s a dragon *and* not a creature! how rude
Diabore: uhhhh QOL scoop?
TristanGrey87: A player can concede at any time
Diabore: that kills us
TXC2: oh no it's Emma!
couchboyj: They found a way
Juliamon: oh... hi emmy
TristanGrey87: mill time
just__fitz: Ugin and his GF
OrcishArtillery:
Diabore: its not your turn james
emilevitt:
emi what are you doin here??? 
TristanGrey87: they control
OrcishArtillery: They control you
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun its not your turn
EvilBadman: they control you
Strebenherz: Oh jesus
TXC2: now to be fair, only 9 life lost there was a bargin
emilevitt:
you have a moon to be in
OrcishArtillery: They didn't want to kill you with Pyrokinesis
Diabore: our treasure!
kristof162028: Hey James did you know that wotc made the first pauper legal planeswalker in reality fracture with the empower jace mechanic
Diabore: @OrcishArtillery pyro is only creatures iirc
OrcishArtillery: @Diabore Oh, you're right, I misread it
Shonen_XIV: this guy plays like a psycho lol
TXC2: good old Amass Jace
EvilBadman: @Shonen_XIV blue player in cube
Strebenherz: F to the 7-0s though props to your faith
Shonen_XIV: @EvilBadman fr
Diabore: good ol amass jace
couchboyj: Jace certianly is am ass
Strebenherz: Ohhhh
Strebenherz: This is more than 7 huh
Shonen_XIV:
Diabore: 7-X is any of 7-0, 7-1, 7-2
EJGRgunner: Dear Dr. James, given the incredibly emotional tone of Magic's latest storyline, written by Alison Luhrs, and your no doubt extensive knowledge of the upcoming story beats from PPR work, I have to ask... what's the easiest way to explain Fermat's Last Theorem?
Strebenherz: Ahh gotcha gotcha
just__fitz: James and his 7 evil exes
Mr_Horrible: Kermit's brother, Fermat
Mr_Horrible: the Krog
MWGNZ: ez "dont"
TristanGrey87: James has 7 ex-girlfriends?
couchboyj: Ask AI, it'll steal the work of a leading mathematician for you
realbadatthis_: "rounding error"
Shonen_XIV: I really want to get back into the MTG lore not sure where to start since I heard old stories got retold
Strebenherz: Fermat's last theorem = a math headache
Shonen_XIV: Like Brothers War
ContingentCat: ah yes of course
Riiiiiiis: wait wait, could you start overr?
ContingentCat: nailed it
EJGRgunner: ah thank you
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sounds like a triangle
TXC2: !break
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teyoslurking: I missed the end of the last game, we got any losses yet or are we 3-0 still?
Juliamon: we just got bullied by blue
TXC2: teyoslurking we're 2-1 now
Mr_Horrible: more by Ugin than by blue, tbh
teyoslurking: Bet, thanks team
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Mr_Horrible: have a good night txc2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James
Shonen_XIV: I remember loving watching the videos of them playing Nightmare, fun times
Juliamon: oh hell yeah Big Walk
Shonen_XIV: 10 years ago
Shonen_XIV: man
Simonark: Wait, James is back? He faked his own death yet again and we fell for it like always
Desruprot:
couchboyj: We need another opponent on draw 7s with no wincons
emilevitt: you're gonna 7-X i BELIEVE in it
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Strebenherz: also damn. home/looking at this on my computer in not-my-phone res. you got some good good red
Mr_Horrible: god I love to Just Die
Mr_Horrible: probably loot
Spades_Slicc: it looks like you're abrading after blocks
couchboyj: See if they'll block Emeritus, then Abrade if they do?
Mr_Horrible: 2 lands, methinks
Mr_Horrible: like maybe Glorybringer gets stranded in hand but we kinda need it at this oint
Mr_Horrible: *point, even
Desruprot: right
Mr_Horrible: I don't mind blowing up the map
Mr_Horrible: although mana-wise it's a little stinky, but eh
Mr_Horrible: it makes it harder for them to develop this sentinel into something we can't race or kill with glorybringer
Diabore: attack both into saheeli?
Diabore: yeah i like that
Diabore: shieldman and abrade if they attack
Wolfstrike_NL: either abrade or lvl up
drewm1022: That's a pretty good abrade target.
Diabore: well i guess we're shooting jitte because we just lose to it
Mr_Horrible: I heard the Umezawa pronounces it "gitte"
Mr_Horrible: "the Umezawa" I'm cooked, chat
Strebenherz: exert AS it attacks
TristanGrey87: bang the big one
Diabore: i dont like losing the kellan
Mr_Horrible: I don't care for trading Kellan with a servo, personally
Mr_Horrible: but with interpreter and looting we're probably fine
Mr_Horrible: well
Diabore: well thats why they have blue
Mr_Horrible:
we all know it's not the first recall that gets you
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Diabore: carnage and draw end of ops turn?
Simonark: Something Nice: It's my favorite city in the south of France but easy to mispronounce!
Mr_Horrible: we would've wanted to cycle the oliphant first
Mr_Horrible: it's free
couchboyj: Izzet? No, we only play 1 color here.
Diabore: pay 1, get land
Mr_Horrible: nah, you're not
Spades_Slicc: It's Serge's fault
Simonark: Serge's Raiders are always so distracting. The smell of coffee. The ska music.
Strebenherz: Or we can draw the turbo spear of messing our opponent up
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Diabore: that lets glory bringer shoot the tracker and not die to blocks
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Strebenherz: also lifelink, not that we necessarily need it, but extra buffer is good
Diabore: also we gain 10
Diabore: glory and carnage
BlueElectivire: and the interpreter
drewm1022: Attack with carnage
couchboyj: Carny can get in too if you shoot the tracker
lamina5432: amd the devil?
Diabore: it forces a block
Strebenherz: @Diabore oh dang yeah cause glorybringer is the one dealing the damage, so lifelink from the damage ping. DANG
BlueElectivire: probably couldve swung out, they can't really block the small creatures very well anyway
LurkerSpine: they have terrible blocks
Diabore: they have no good blocks
Strebenherz: i mean either way you're definitely ahead
Diabore: attack everything lets them eat both the small ones and live
drewm1022: Everyone probably knows this, but if you "attack all" you won't get the option to exert.
Clicklesly: With attack all i think it was better to shoot the Sage
lamina5432: they could have blocked and killed the other 2 creatures and still lived
BlueElectivire: @Diabore oh right bc lifelink
glitched_goddess: salt rope?
petey_vonwho: If we attack all they go to 2 and still have both creatures
Diabore: wait
Spades_Slicc: draw on their end step
petey_vonwho: Double block is smart on them because we can't crack clue
Spades_Slicc: mind games
Diabore: fwiw never draw on your turn, itll shrink the carnage
couchboyj: I kinda like holding epicure for a surprise damage or to discard to looting
Spades_Slicc: prep emmy of con
LurkerSpine: I think Epicure would have been fine, but likely doesn't matter
couchboyj: Or to help prep Emeritus
Diabore: upheaval?
Spades_Slicc: tap tap concede
Diabore:
Spades_Slicc: lmao
drewm1022: Draw first
BlueElectivire: clue
Diabore: well, sac a treasure
Diabore: er, clue
Diabore: the good thing is we killed the real sage so they dont have that to replay
drewm1022:
Well at least we killed the non token version.
Spades_Slicc: at least you can interpreter to clean up your hand in 2 turns
couchboyj: Invara into Carny is fun at least
Diabore: im discarding: mountain, mountain, glorybringer, shieldman
Spades_Slicc: glory bringer
Spades_Slicc: the glory was brought
Diabore: yeah ivora is good
Spades_Slicc: counter
Spades_Slicc: oooh no counter
Diabore: i think you emeritus and shadowspear next turn
LurkerSpine: Bonecrush and shadowspear?
Spades_Slicc: and no shieldbreaker to break their trinket
BlueElectivire: crush the mage's bones?
Simonark: They have a Mox but they're embarrassed about it.
Diabore: alternatively stomp the blocker and shadowspear
Spades_Slicc: storm payoff
Mr_Horrible:
they really want to draw with library of alexandria next turn
tsp397: Stomp and shadowspear?
Feriority: Ivora has trample so you still get a lot of damage through with carnage interpreter
BlueElectivire: probably they don't have any use for the one mana and are afraid of artifact removal on the untap?
drewm1022: I like stomp n spear.
Mr_Horrible: I do always forget Ivora has trample
drewm1022: Now I think we hellkite.
Spades_Slicc: !card seasoned pyro
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
Diabore: blood the pyronmancer?
Strebenherz: no fliers though.
Mr_Horrible: like hellkite here, personally
Spades_Slicc: seasy pyeasy toss hellkite and emmy?
lamina5432: hellkite is evasion they need to deal with
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible my line is blood pyro and the carnage for beeg ivora
drewm1022: Flyer they have to deal with plus hurts their mana.
Strebenherz: yeah at 5 life, a 4/5 flier is a problem
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore I guess that would be 4 cards discarded, yeah
Mr_Horrible: although that still just kills 2 pests, at most
SpleenLord: You can discard to pump Ivora
Cyberegg: carnage will pump Ivora
drewm1022: Yeah now we carnage.
Simonark: If the answer is Coalition Relic, yes.
Mr_Horrible: interpreter and pyro both pump ivora
Diabore: blood before carnage
Mr_Horrible: blood first
Mr_Horrible: or you can't blood
couchboyj: BLood the mountain then carnage, she'll be 5/5
northos:
@Diabore that's what I always say 
Diabore: yeah
drewm1022: Por que no los dos?
couchboyj: It's all going to the bing, just don't discard the carny
Diabore: and now they are dead on board, because pests need to trigger to gain life
thesurfaceofthemoon: What up James, how's it drawin?
Mr_Horrible: swing all, I'd say yeah
Mr_Horrible: they'll need to survive the damage that kills the pests, yeah
couchboyj: With Ivara at 5 they're dead either way, unless they have something
Mr_Horrible: so they need to remove something or they lose
Diabore: obviously if they have anything they arent dead, but we're a red deck
Spades_Slicc: As we all know, green has no way to gain life
Diabore: thinky no compute
lamina5432: saves them this turn only though
Mr_Horrible: still leaves us with 2 large evasive threats so we're in decent shape
Diabore: op remains dead on board
Mr_Horrible: blood, floot, win?
Mr_Horrible: unless they have another 1 mana interaction
Wolfstrike_NL: big ivora time
Mr_Horrible: blood, specifically, not clues
Diabore: yeah
Mr_Horrible: need 1 more
northos: doesn't kaldra eat ivora because first strike + exile trigger?
Spades_Slicc: blood the thor
Mr_Horrible: oh wait, no, I can't count lol
LurkerSpine: does it just get exiled?
Spades_Slicc: !card Kaldra compl
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
Mr_Horrible: might as well tho, yeah
Diabore: !card kaldra compleat
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
Mr_Horrible:
perfect timing, dismember
WiJohn: Ooops
Spades_Slicc: Well at least you can dismember kaldra next turn
northos: I mean, we might be okay because menace and dismember
Mr_Horrible: oh right, first strike from helm, ugh
northos: but yeah a bit awk
Mr_Horrible: always forget
Diabore: its fiiiiine
Diabore: its less fine
macbody2: menace .... its fine
northos: those weapons do be livin'
drewm1022: We have menace.
EvilBadman: we have meance and dismember should be fine?
Diabore: as long as they have nothing
couchboyj: Which member?
Mr_Horrible: it's still fine, we can just kill something and swing
northos: the kaldra germ I think
Diabore: kaldra, it costs more
wyndhunter: Their relic is holding priority for them
Spades_Slicc: upheaval
macbody2: kill the lifelinker - just to be sure...
lamina5432: GG
Diabore: batterskull holding priority
maywecomein: what a game!
TristanGrey87: boom
BlueElectivire: wow gg
tsp397: What a game
lamina5432: that was tight
Strebenherz: nicely done
Mr_Horrible: always forget the keywords besides haste from Helm of Kaldra
LurkerSpine: lmao
BlueElectivire: upheavel
Feriority: From the upheaval turn
couchboyj: From the upheaval
Joecool190: upheveal
maywecomein: yep we definitely “achieved” that
rynsfelda: The upheaval
lamina5432: the upheaval
Simonark: Well, I need to make dinner, but I couldn't just leave and miss James beating the Upheaval player.
Spades_Slicc: i've also gotten blue color mastery cheevos during my mono red games
northos: funny to get a blue achievement from an opponent's blue card
macbody2: jesper gotta gown....
Mr_Horrible: Fanatic of Ron's Ass
Spades_Slicc: You're in mono red, what power could you use?
WiJohn: Should have opened more power then
Diabore: oh we die
Diabore: gg's
WiJohn: Well that's bad
Mr_Horrible: we wanted to crack that other blood before
Mr_Horrible: no
couchboyj: No, when you loot it'll get more pings
Joecool190: the archers will trigger again
wyndhunter: if you cracked blood with bowmaster on the stack, you could have
Diabore: they just shoot ivoar again
Mr_Horrible: you needed to do it before bowmasters hit play
LurkerSpine: what a stupid card tbh
couchboyj: @Mr_Horrible Even then, he'd just save the epicure
macbody2: Orci-beezy is a card of all time....
Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj right, the etb on top, yeah
Diabore: click submit
couchboyj: Wait to see if they give you a damage target?
Abelzumi: I'd wait to upkeep
wyndhunter: it's an instant
Mr_Horrible: it also gives you something to pitch to the blood that isn't your 5th land or glorb
Abelzumi: I'd say so, see how badly they need the double-white. Force them to respond and stuff.
wyndhunter: damn indestructable rings
Abelzumi: Or that! Or that.
Mr_Horrible:
Lord of the Rings: "It definitely wasn't a mistake!"
macbody2: pearl aint indestructable...
TristanGrey87: LoTR was a mistake
Mr_Horrible: we do get to kill fanatic, at least
Abelzumi: Why not, yeah lmao
Mr_Horrible: even if we don't brain them for 4
Diabore: fanatic just becomes a 4/4 though, i think we like it more as a 1/1
Diabore: 1/4
Mr_Horrible: I like them having to pay 4 for a 4/4 that does nothing
Mr_Horrible: that's like the least scary thing in cube
LurkerSpine: another terrible unfun card
wyndhunter: I think in a vacuum seeing a card is better than killing the mox since op is going to hit mana for the rest of the game anyway with that ring
BenByTheWay: Is that the pauper cube?
wyndhunter: @BenByTheWay decade cube
Mr_Horrible: @wyndhunter the one consideration is that it kept them off white for path/swords on the turn we played gloryb
macbody2: 2 turn clock with the ring taking life...
couchboyj: James' Cube by Wheeler for Magic the Gathering by Richard Garfield, a Deckmaster game.
macbody2: @couchboyj tm and (c)
wyndhunter: gods I wish it was bedtime
WiJohn: A bear!
Diabore: oh beorn is in
comrade_cards: I get why arena doesn't play in pod, but the matchmaking ends up with the same decks over and over
TristanGrey87: yep
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Diabore: that seems unnecessary op
hd_dabnado: dang rip the next two months then
kumatsu: time to Amass the Biggest Jace
hd_dabnado: planeswalker tokens is gonna be wild
wyndhunter: the story has been real good so far, I caught up on it today
TristanGrey87: I voted for mix up
Diabore: sure is cube in here
Flyingdelorion: shadowspear can get rid of the hexproof, not?
Diabore: james midweek magic is momir
Mr_Horrible: @Flyingdelorion I mean it's still a 7/6 vs a red deck
couchboyj: She has to live to blow something up
Diabore: cant remove a counter if its dead
couchboyj: No counters to remove if she's in the graveyard, yeah
Flyingdelorion: @Mr_Horrible I know, I was searching for some hope...
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Strebenherz:
satoribearpuncher: Been listening to the Fractured Reality Story and I can't wait for Cathleen to do a Tap Tap talking about it.
Mr_Horrible: @Flyingdelorion I mean it *is* still a good thing to remember, the niche applications can be very relevant sometimes
NotCainNorAbel: no body is saying that
TehAmelie: somewhere, an archeologist cry a single tear
TehAmelie: *cries
Mr_Horrible: "Be a shame if I blew up your Ancient Tomb!" - what every public construction project in Italy declares before they start
ContingentCat:
yay nonbinary victory
Mr_Horrible: honestly, 3-3 ain't too bad
NorthArc: i left when james was 2-1 what happened
Spades_Slicc: channel what?
Flyingdelorion: Absolutely @Mr_Horrible Especially in commander you got to remember a lot sometimes
Spritz_T: sounds about right
LurkerSpine:
DolLRRs, not peaks
Spritz_T: momir
couchboyj: Getting Viggy with it
kumatsu: Belzenlottery time
Mr_Horrible: little bit of the home stream slipping in
Mr_Horrible: is dogged hunter on arena?
Nathade: Peaks are mornign currency
LurkerSpine: Is phage in this?
Kentosaurus: wait on turn one
Diabore: i match my op
kumatsu: Belzenlok is an auto-lose on 6
TristanGrey87: I just go every turn
goombalax: most people say no 1 drops but I like the chance of hitting a dork, I usually skip 3
Gekyouryuu: I go until I can't
Flyingdelorion: nothing on 1 is the default yes
Flyingdelorion: At least in my playgroup of around 10 players
Diabore: thats really good
Flyingdelorion: Nice
Mr_Horrible: fuckin' zozo thugs, man
wyndhunter: ramp in momir is the parity breaker
Diabore: take 4 and go for 5 on your turn
Flyingdelorion: attack and go for 5
Diabore: ooh threshold
Mr_Horrible:
wow, we hit one of the like 4 bad modern horizons cards
Flyingdelorion: LOL
Mr_Horrible: "we printed him wrong on purpose. as a joke."
Mr_Horrible: nah
Diabore: its only ever a 1/2
Feriority: The good news is that goyf is never getting bigger
wyndhunter: army of 1/2s incoming
Diabore:
my op hit icetill explorer on 4 
brainbosh: never concede in momir lol
couchboyj:
The goyf could in theory get bigger if alchemy cards are in here, but it is unlikely
Mr_Horrible: not quite
Mr_Horrible: ooh, is scornful egoist on arena?
aitsu100: oh is mid week Momir
Diabore: @aitsu100 sure is
brainbosh: not horrible
brainbosh: not enough, but not horrible
Mr_Horrible:
you would deny them the joy of the spin, James?
kumatsu: lol
couchboyj: Man, remember when Arena had cool animations
brainbosh: The question is what mana you need to shoot for
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aitsu100: i didnt look cuz i kinda got dirted out of my cube because 2 games in a row i got Hullbreacher Wheeled out of the game
goombalax: @couchboyj the Questing Beast animation took up the whole screen and was so long that people would die before it finished
couchboyj: Haste and a mana sink? About as good as it gets short of a dork
Mr_Horrible: @aitsu100 the weird part is James got wheel'd two games in a row with no breecher/bowmaster/sheoldred
Mr_Horrible: @goombalax General Kudro still one of the best animations they had. "Mods? Fucking GET that guy."
couchboyj: @Mr_Horrible One game right after he discarded his hand to Carny Interpreter
aitsu100: ouch
Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj you meet some perplexing folk in cube draft
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Mr_Horrible: gotta bin it, it's like drawing a card
wyndhunter: one closer to threshold
couchboyj: Guildmage activation?
couchboyj: Beats me then. Paid actor?
kumatsu: well that's a problem
Diabore: ayo wtf
Mr_Horrible: "This 75-year-old MTGA player still accidentally F6's the old-fashioned way"
comrade_cards: "you folks are getting paid?!?"
Mr_Horrible: it's weekly momir
DentedPockets: What are they gonna do, bleed on you?
kumatsu: Flunge has been called
wyndhunter: I don't think they can attack you back
Mr_Horrible: really wanted OP to accidentally play another swamp
wyndhunter: rip
Mr_Horrible: lol
WiJohn: Or you just loose
wyndhunter: prime time baybee
Mr_Horrible:
now we can spin for a 10-drop
Desruprot: we can momir for higher now
Diabore: well now we have to block
Diabore: cmon hoverguard
EvilBadman: prime time did his job anyways
Desruprot:
WiJohn: It does fly
Feriority: That's great actually, they can't block it
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore I'm lost as to why, we had a boatload of life
aitsu100: you win
wyndhunter: no secret reach?
Jundinator: Too bad no Phage
Jundinator: We need the oops you lose
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible if they didnt make a dude, they attack for 16 and have 2 sacs for 4 damage a piece for 24
TristanGrey87: James Turner the gentleman
EvilBadman: There's a 6 drop that'll kill you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can play Belzenlottery here.
Spades_Slicc: phage the unplayable
maywecomein: your brain used up all the calories fighting the upheaval game
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore ah, okay. Math checks out
mastershake29x: Mindskinner is great against planeswalkers
wyndhunter: how many cards are in the momir decks? is it still 60 or is it 250
Dog_of_Myth:
NorthArc: @wyndhunter 60
wyndhunter: cuz mindskinner is a 5 turn clock at that point
Diabore: thats a goated 2, another is badgermole cub
kumatsu:
gotta hit Ramunap Excavator 
Diabore: poor beej
Bengineering: lmaoooooo
kumatsu: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Jundinator: Hi ben
Mr_Horrible: !card perennial behemoth
LRRbot: Perennial Behemoth [5] | Artifact Creature — Beast [2/7] | You may play lands from your graveyard. / Unearth {G}{G}
GapFiller: !beej
EvilBadman: muting beej stops a beejdrop
Juliamon: !beejadvice
LRRbot:
Learn from Beej.
Mr_Horrible: IDK I've heard the Silent Beej is the Deadliest Beej
ContingentCat: !beejlove
goombalax: Experience Beej
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Mr_Horrible: seems very good in this
Mr_Horrible:
brother so do we 
ThanhtTheBoss: Is Land
phoenixfeather14: island
kumatsu: this time James gets to be the problem
kumatsu: uh ooooh, Alchemy
youcantlistentobuttons: double block and kill another?
loufghyslaufey: "Somehow Momir returned"...!?
Mr_Horrible:
five seveeeeeen 
loufghyslaufey: Chex-Mex-Proof >w<
Juliamon: ATARKAAAAA
Mr_Horrible: it would appear they got a better 7
loufghyslaufey: You technicallu never have to play a land- nah, nvm.
Mr_Horrible: lol
Jundinator: When did that get on arena
Mr_Horrible: I think you hedge on the crackback
loufghyslaufey: Oh, more land drops. Also nvm.
Mr_Horrible: because odd priorities
loufghyslaufey: Since... Momir... ever, James!
Nathade: I think the dawnbringers where explicit for momir (for more 9 drops)
loufghyslaufey: Or Day One Momir, man...!
Mr_Horrible: I think you're right
loufghyslaufey: Which CMC has the most flyers anyway?
Mr_Horrible: the rare "lost but clicked the smiley face"
Ghostwispher: @loufghyslaufey iirc 8 drops are the goal, because hoof and moonshaker cavalry
wyndhunter: I gotta make dinner, thanks for the stream =]
TristanGrey87: Cube matches?
DAC169: @Mr_Horrible I most often get the survey when I'm clicking in the area of the smiley face to go next
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: retire champion
loufghyslaufey: Pffft.
Mr_Horrible: @DAC169 devious but not unexpected
loufghyslaufey: What? No!
LurkerSpine:
100 
loufghyslaufey: That was too quick!
Flyingdelorion: Nice one!
Wiliart: The Giant lord?
Jundinator: Great Henge
Mr_Horrible: great henge
TristanGrey87: Embercleave
baneless27: knight something
loufghyslaufey: Wildcard?
tsp397: Bonecrusher
LurkerSpine: Syr
Joecool190: castle
loufghyslaufey: Tis a Wildcard, Chat...
Flyingdelorion: Fable
ThanhtTheBoss: Was never going to remember that card.
Mr_Horrible: that card isn't real
Mr_Horrible: it was made up to shark us
baneless27: oooh i had that in chaos yesterday
Dog_of_Myth:
TristanGrey87:
Mr_Horrible: I did this, with the affiliate code, just last week
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Spritz_T: It's a Kingdom of Cards!
Mr_Horrible: (which I hope I did correctly, dunno if it's just a url tracking pixel)
Mr_Horrible: yet more cards
RatherLargeToad: Auto-Pets, roll out
TristanGrey87: What is best in life? Paul on tech
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Did their PUB:G Day pass?
Dog_of_Myth: That was Monday
loufghyslaufey: Just pass? Or no more?
Juliamon: This might be changing to Reanimal
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
Thadrin46: Flamecraft is AMAZING
Spritz_T: amassing some jaces
phoenixfeather14:
Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
Juliamon: (happy cirno day)
Flyingdelorion: That looked like a threat, lol
Mr_Horrible: looking forward to BDG's echoverse double, Drian Gavid Bilbert
kynelwynn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Super Auto Pets: Card Battle) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:13 from now).
Flyingdelorion: Hm, should we all change our twitchnames in our echoverse double? @Mr_Horrible
Mr_Horrible:
that's significantly more effort than I want to engage in and I don't trust twitch not to lock me out of my original name @Flyingdelorion
Flyingdelorion: Fair @Mr_Horrible , anyway, have a nice thursday evening!
Flyingdelorion: make that wednesday oops
Mr_Horrible: lol, you as well
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