SaxPython: what's good pre-game chat?
NotCainNorAbel: @SaxPython dinner is almost ready
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: If you take too long I'll put your hand in the box.
ihlendrax: Ummm…LRRbot’s in a mood, I see.
Strebenherz: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
Strebenherz: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
Strebenherz: ah okay, that's definitely the spud stream xD
Sethalidos: It's a little gnome
ihlendrax: !findquote super
LRRbot: Quote #1865: "It's super shitty! I love it!" —Ian [2016-02-16]
Sethalidos: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #2449: "'You just deleted God?' I didn't delete Him. I threw Him in the garbage can." —Graham [2016-05-04]
Strebenherz: excuse me what
Sethalidos: yep sounds like Watch and Play to me
GasCityGaming: !next
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SnackPak_:

iarethel0ser:

Strebenherz:

TehAmelie:

James_the_Dabbler: oh dang this got a board game!!!!
RassilonDND:
No I missed the pubg 
Shadowsoflife: have you played it?
James_the_Dabbler: I played it some, not the biggest fan but I did think it was very good
IbunWest: is this my card?
couchboyj:

Shadowsoflife: Cool
James_the_Dabbler: definitely “Yeah this game has bones it’s just not for me”
couchboyj:

Shadowsoflife: @James_the_Dabbler That's fair
TehAmelie: so it's going to be robot animals? battling with cards?
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
TehAmelie: howdy
Shadowsoflife:

CaptainSpam: Awesome, so we're making pets into automobiles and crashing 'em into each other!
quasi79fu: hello chat
quasi79fu: may i ask what a auto pet is?
RandomTrivia:

quasi79fu: is it a combination of car and pet?
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RandomTrivia: @quasi79fu Let's find out together
TehAmelie: some combination of those elements, i'm sure
paronomasiac042: carpet?
James_the_Dabbler: I really love Challengers though so this might scratch an itch for me board game wise. excited to see
IbunWest:
<- autopet
TehAmelie: beep beep meow
quasi79fu: hai amelie n hugs
kyosokun: It's like an auto bot, but fuzzier
Makoforte: @quasi79fu I think it's a pet you can fire constantly by holding down the trigger
TehAmelie: yo
quasi79fu: oh likke a gun??
mowdownjoe: Yo, Super Auto Pets came out with a tabletop card game? Cool!
TehAmelie: ah, i remember turbo controllers
RandomTrivia:
I always forget about the bongo controller in this version of the intro
Strebenherz:

Getter404: aaa
TehAmelie: hiya!
SnackPak_: classic Kathleen
Shadowsoflife: hello
Dog_of_Myth: New background?
TheLadyMakai:

Mr_Horrible: interested to see some Super Manual Pets
RedAlexxis: Hello!
quasi79fu: lol Kathleeen
TheLadyMakai: love the fall
couchboyj: I'm sad that I'm gaining
e_bloc: easy for you to say
RandomTrivia:
I choose "soup" 
SnackPak_: not quite as chant-able as camel up super cup
northos: aaaah
quasi79fu: omg its in my house?
Twilight_Spark: Yes I ate them.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can I play it on my fridge?
RatherLargeToad: Auto-Pets, roll out!
SnackPak_: o7 summer
Shadowsoflife: @RatherLargeToad you mean the beasties
northos:
my cat is currently being neither super nor auto
(he's sitting staring at a wall)
Diabore: oh that is a great logo update
RandomTrivia: Rest in bus, heatwaves
trainpants: god I can't wait to wear long sleeves
RatherLargeToad: Fall is cool, but then it’s winter, and winter sucks
GhostValv: I'd just like to wear a long sleeve without sweating
Juliamon: get you a hoodie, or a scarf, or a limited-edition tee before it's gone!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Fall means apple flavored stuff
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A beanie is a hat with a propeller.
TehAmelie:
i think the board is a little off center to the table 
SnackPak_: Coriander!
Dog_of_Myth:

RatherLargeToad:

Strebenherz: HAMPAD
Juliamon: h a m p a d
Shadowsoflife: HAM
DaxStrife: Strong Ham
TheLadyMakai: fall means chunky comfy swweaters
Strebenherz: The hampad crapshot was great
WiJohn: Haaam! Paaad~
Shadowsoflife:

RandomTrivia: The HamPad is an unbelievably cursed Crapshot, great work
mowdownjoe:

Makoforte: Can you keep the summer over there, I don't want it down here
Mindfire13: LRR propeller hat and (fake) big swirly lolipop
ladyjessica:

RatherLargeToad: I’m having trouble watching the stream after cleaning my glasses with hampad
spawnofhastur:

Diabore: i have
quasi79fu: trumpet
ladyjessica: yeah I am wondering how board games auto battle
mowdownjoe: I used to play so much SAP on my phone.
quasi79fu: hahahahha
northos: who up pieing they tamarin
Redbassist: Do not pet the cone snail
TehAmelie: wingspan, but with all the animals
trainpants: windmill slam possum I need it
WiJohn: Pawsee?
RatherLargeToad: The Opossie?
NotCainNorAbel: are you saying the Opossum is a tier 1 animal?!?!
millenomi_Aura: top tier
RatherLargeToad: but that’s not a bear
calculated_uncertainties: Challengers?
quasi79fu: omg theyre dead?
TehAmelie: you'd think the opossum if anyone had faint
GrathXVI: It goes to a farm upstate
betweenmyself:
And remember, the Tier as shown in game *absolutely* represent the real-world value of the given animal. 
KickAssKanuck: so... the oppossum is a grizzly bear?
tdapenguin: paul, as always, great overlay
Redbassist: Sleepy condition
LoadingReadyRun:
Big shout out to the publisher, Plaid Hat Games, who supplied us with the card images
tdapenguin: good on them!
TehAmelie: ooh
Juliamon: love a cooperative publisher
WiJohn: I'm noticing the reader cards are a little different than the paper ones, I wonder if there was an update
hyralt:
@LoadingReadyRun Nice! Always appreciated for the overlay. 
quasi79fu: yay apples
Mr_Horrible: oh heck yeah, that's great
LoadingReadyRun: @WiJohn It's possible that there were some revisions
TehAmelie: i have a pet apple. should probably eat it before it gets entirely soft
Redbassist:
🍎 
SnackPak_: ah
WiJohn: Understood!
Dog_of_Myth: Plaid Hat Games also made Freelancers which LRR has played before.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: reminds me of attractions
TehAmelie: some sort of hat trick?
Twilight_Spark: Where's my sun hat?
LoadingReadyRun: @Dog_of_Myth and ASHES, which we played on Is This Your Card
voren_chalco: "Spend 1 trumpet to throw 2 rocks" sounds like a parody of TCGs
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun They make some cool games.
GrathXVI: If you have 6-7 animals in your hand?
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Dog_of_Myth:

quasi79fu: pupper
TehAmelie: imagine a four trumpet goldie
hyralt: It's like the horn that summons Serge to take the final seat in a draft.
LoadingReadyRun: everyone knows that Golden Retrievers LOVE trumpets
Redbassist: !advice
LRRbot: Blow harder.
TehAmelie: wow
Strebenherz: LOL
quasi79fu: hmmm
NotCainNorAbel: that's fair
Kentosaurus: seems sus
TehAmelie:
did Ben pick this game? 
SnackPak_: lets go Cori
Dog_of_Myth:

Thadrin46: Lrrbot on brass and nothing else
Fruan: Do skin mites count as pets?
Getter404: Spiders Cor
WiJohn: Do all the crows Ian hangs out with count?
NotCainNorAbel: pets need to be named
Thadrin46: BAXTER IS MOST
quasi79fu: three snakes...
Redbassist: Ben Petman
GasCityGaming:

FenrisSchafer:

hyralt: I should take a spider census at my house before I play this game.
WiJohn: @NotCainNorAbel Crows have names
kynelwynn: Skip is a rough name for a snake.
Mr_Bitterness:

e_bloc: does Adam count
Juliamon: Baxter's tail is a separate cat
NotCainNorAbel: @WiJohn I think those are Ian's pets
Strebenherz: they count as at least four cats
quasi79fu: Remy is a lap pupper
red_shoes_jeff:
And three sneks you don't have emotes for.
Strebenherz: JESUS
SnackPak_: thats alotta cat
youcantlistentobuttons: KG?! What are you , Canadian?!
e_bloc:

quasi79fu: yay shopping
Strebenherz: i'm reminded of that one gif of baxter posing on the head of kathleen's chair and tilting the chair back
Juliamon:

GhostValv: layers
e_bloc: and even Paul
TehAmelie: a chipper chipmunk
SnackPak_:
errata
Getter404: We have errata'd the Chipmunk. Pray we do not alter the animals further.
Thadrin46: Next turn ben buys a groundhog. Then next turn ben buys a groundhog. Then...
HadesLeprechaun: prototype ones probably on the kickstarter
couchboyj: An aquarium is a real ringer for this
kynelwynn: FIH
quasi79fu: feeeesh
Redbassist: Fsh
TehAmelie: @Getter404 Super Auto Pets: Dr Moreau Edition
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ghoti!
quasi79fu: ask ben about feeesh..He had amazing scream because of feeesh
nicolebarbaraann: Ben is right, remy is 21kg
Juliamon: ty nicole!
Shadowsoflife: ^
quasi79fu: hai juliamon
quasi79fu: also hai real streamer Nicole
Shadowsoflife: DUCK
Thadrin46: Ben's feeeesh game looked fun.
TehAmelie: i want one ant for a pet
TehAmelie: not more than one though, that seems troublesome
quasi79fu: thanks streb i love that clip
Redbassist: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
Strebenherz:
@quasi79fu 
kusinohki: meows
Thadrin46: Imagine the mess of a bulldog eating an apple...
Strebenherz: sent it to a discord friend last night, had it handy
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: 33B: Don't be a coward.
LoadingReadyRun:
how's the music volume?
Thadrin46: Music is fine
Redbassist: ! dogwisdom
ContingentCat: Sound's good here
Mr_Horrible: the fih
rhodgejr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:59.
KeytarCat: In the mobile game, you could buy three fish, then merge them once you have your core mechanic sorted to buff the stuff you're actually using
Redbassist: There's a bee
TehAmelie: seems sad there's just a "fish" fish. there's so many fish species
quasi79fu: Ducccck
Thadrin46: Ben's been playing heartstone
quasi79fu: quack
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun sounds good. it's loud enough to be distinct, but everyone's audible. it's not drowning anyone out
quasi79fu: i brb i want ice cream and give my cats treats
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! I see we have another new background art
kusinohki: how do you like them apples??
couchboyj: The big dog cometh
Redbassist: Supercharge your Top
PharaohBender27:
So I misread the name of the game on the schedule as being "Super Auto *Cats* Card Battle," so I was perplexed to see so many non-cats 
GrathXVI: Table friends Cori and Kathleen
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Redbassist I've heard they like that
PMAvers: so order does matter… and there’s some stuff that can shuffle a deck.
duallain: dang, this game has escaped the computer?
TehAmelie: i'd bet on the cricket tbh
Redbassist: Doot
duallain: i prefer to gain one trombone
WiJohn: A little beet up
TehAmelie: the fish is on the ground!
quasi79fu: who throws rocks honestly?
TehAmelie: a tamarind, apaprently
penemue_93: the farm upstate is gonna be pretty full after this game.
Redbassist: You would think the tamarind would throw pies
Juliamon: dog so stronk
Getter404: And it will keep getting bigger
CrabVTuber: as someone who used to play the trumpet, i agree, they dont last forever
TehAmelie: apples are dog steroids, clearly
Redbassist: Ant euphemia o7
ekplayscards: DOG
TehAmelie: oh no, we've invented dog fighting
Getter404: They nerfed our dog!
Mai_Andra: I missed the setup... would a card placed "on top of the deck" be used on the current turn? or drawn first on the next turn?
PharaohBender27:
lrrHORN_hf
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Redbassist Or they could throw tamarind fruits
Cavemanhar: did ben and matt fight?
PharaohBender27:
* 
Juliamon: Cavemanhar it was a draw
Cavemanhar: @Juliamon ok thanks
hyralt: This is fun as heck
Juliamon: RAIN FROGGO
GhostValv:

Thadrin46: Shouldn't cori's bulldog have eaten an apple for each time it beat one ogäf kathleen's guys?
RatherLargeToad:

Getter404: A Very Angry Frog
quasi79fu: oh he is sooo cute
Cavemanhar: so cute
Getter404: (cue Korone noises)
NotCainNorAbel:

RatherLargeToad:

Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej! I mean Bees!
ContingentCat:

Juliamon: ooh stoat!!
TehAmelie: winter coat stoat!
quasi79fu: will it always be Ben vs Matt or do they circulate the battles?
red_shoes_jeff: "Have any luck with them swans?"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: do they?
Cavemanhar: @quasi79fu I would guess they swap
Mr_Bitterness: I'ts just the one swan actually
PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu They will likely change it up at some point
ContingentCat: Ok Trumpet Ben
Thadrin46: It was just something ben ate
Thadrin46: Trom-Ben
kusinohki: start calling him trumpet adam...
TehAmelie: Tromboben sounds fun to me
kynelwynn: Bonegineering?
Mai_Andra: trombenben?
hackingducks: bonejamin'
CrabVTuber: bonejemin would make a great mtg skele
Getter404: Someone get Ben a rigged live2d model immediately
Strebenherz: sounds like an undertale character's streamer name
red_shoes_jeff: Bonejamin, BONEATHON'S younger brother.
LoadingReadyRun: Rain Frog wearing a sun hat 😍
rustywir3s: trumpet for trumpet ben
James_the_Dabbler: Spooky toots intensify
quasi79fu: worrrm
TehAmelie: a worm twice the size of a Hercules beetle, dang
quasi79fu: lol
kusinohki: I missed the explanation for the dice pips and hats on the name line. what do they mean??
NotCainNorAbel: Matt your targeting computer is offline
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Try uncrashing it.
rustywir3s: that neck looks pretty white tbh
quasi79fu: if you collect three hats you can turn them in and get a pet from higher tier
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
quasi79fu: as for dice i dont know
quasi79fu: sorry
PharaohBender27: 🐀
LoadingReadyRun: The dice pips just tell you the level of the animal, there isn't actually dice involved
KeytarCat: @kusinohki Dice is tier, basically round number. Three of the same hat trade in for a critter one tier higher than current shop
TehAmelie: err is that rodent a usual size?
coriolis_storm: @kusinohki Dice pips are the tier; 3 hats can be traded for a draw from a higher tier
quasi79fu: i tried..i sorry if i ruined explanation
kusinohki: thank you. I assume it has to be same animal and same hat? can't trade 3 different animals that share a hat??
kynelwynn: @TehAmelie Are you suggesting that there are rodents that are of unusual sizes? I don't believe that they exist
ContingentCat: Awww that bat's so cute
PharaohBender27: Maaaayyyyybe don't shorten trumpets as "trumpies"; folks might misunderstand
TehAmelie: i vote for "dooters"
PharaohBender27:

GrathXVI: @PharaohBender27 Yeaaaaah
KeytarCat: paper bat is weaker
hackingducks: trumpets are known for transforming into doggos
ContingentCat: "leather trumpet" sounds like a euphanisim
kynelwynn: trumpets call over a dog tofight for you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat For bagpipe?
LoadingReadyRun: btw, we are currently playing with the Classic and Golden Packs. There is also a "magic" pack that we will probably try later
PharaohBender27:

ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Is that what the kids are call omg it these days?
Thadrin46: All this trumpet talk just makes me think of mambo number 5. And now you are too. You're welcome.
ContingentCat: *calling omg autocorrect
PharaohBender27: 🐑
quasi79fu: Baaaa
BuriedComic7: @Thadrin46 Gosh dangit
DaxStrife: "Would you sell me if I was a worm?"
ContingentCat: @Thadrin46 Thankyou
quasi79fu: depends what are you worth dax?
LoadingReadyRun:
the sheep looks like my favorite pokemon, Wooloo 
KeytarCat: @ContingentCat she takin a puff on my bag pipe, eyo? She bag on my pipe until I EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I would think that would be "a toot on the old bagpipe" because I was trying to remember what fabric was actually on a bagpipe and it it was just wood and actual fabric
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Same brain cell KeytarCat 
PharaohBender27: Suuurrre
KeytarCat: hehehe, also hi!
quasi79fu: hai guinepig btw
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, like Pokemon!
kynelwynn: Are kids calling it bagpipe these days? I miss the days we'd flap on by the applepatch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Hi quasi!
quasi79fu: swans are evil
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn I have no idea, I wasn't cool even when I was a kid
rustywir3s: something something swan song
ContingentCat:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
I'm dying
PharaohBender27: HOW? Swans are such fighters!
TehAmelie: this rat is cleaning up
Thadrin46: Wait... what? Swans will mess you up...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: two bees or not two bees
PharaohBender27: @Thadrin46 IKR!?
TehAmelie: white bats do love fruit
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how Pets Battle Super Auto Card?
quasi79fu: yay matt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Glad to help
rustywir3s: the frog croaks
Juliamon: please, it croaks
rustywir3s: eyyyy
shushu2539: so many pikachus
kusinohki: what happens to a toad when it fights a stoat?
rustywir3s: same thing that happens to everything else
quasi79fu: feeesh
Twilight_Spark: Do we have to keep saying that though? xD
PharaohBender27 sneaks away to finish cooking and eat dinner with folks, will return
quasi79fu: see you pharaoh
Dog_of_Myth: Hate fleas
quasi79fu: Fleassss
Strebenherz: we're about to witness a murder
kusinohki: fleas negatively affect dogs? who could have guessed?
Diabore: Do rocks trample or do you do 4 damage to a thing with 1 power?
Cavemanhar: surge on fish why is he doing that
kusinohki: 1 fish 2 fish red fish surge fish
Getter404: Much as in nature, Dolphins are kinda dicks
quasi79fu: the dolphin is throwing rocks?
TehAmelie: @Diabore we might ask if rocks roll
SirIcehawk: so long and thanks for all the fish
red_shoes_jeff: Dolphins choosing violence, yet again.
Diabore: Id rather it throw rocks than do the other thing they do to people
saintguard: Holy dolphins throwing rocks, Batman!
quasi79fu: omg diabore lol
TehAmelie: save them from drowning?
Shadowsoflife: honk?
TehAmelie: i'd rather take three rocks than a pineapple in the head
Juliamon: silly snout guys
Cavemanhar: all this talk of rock throwing makes me think of the fairly odd parents episode with the caveman firefighters throwing rocks at fire
quasi79fu: uh oh
Diabore: Good what or bad what
quasi79fu: what?
iconicshadow89: nature's speedbump the manatee
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, the Huge Manatee!
TehAmelie: with apple cheeks and all
LoadingReadyRun:
one of my favorite youtube videos is a 12sec clip call "Manatee nose smush with honk sound effect" it is exactly what you think it is and makes me laugh every time 
e_bloc:
@LoadingReadyRun 
TehAmelie: yay, manta ray
Thadrin46: DAMMIT PAUL
penemue_93: Prepare for trouble and make it legally distinct double so Nintendo doesnt pursue legal action.
KeytarCat: The dog in the mobile game gets bigger when you spawn allies, so you put it in the back and spawn bees. i like how elegant this mechanic is
quasi79fu: for some reason i have the song Circle of Life stuck in my head
couchboyj: Thats some quality youtube Paul, thank you for that
Gekyouryuu: badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom
quasi79fu: pine apple pen
LoadingReadyRun: @couchboyj You know exactly what I going to happen, and yet, still funny
TehAmelie: it is indeed a huge manatee
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, the huge manatee!
quasi79fu: apple vs apple
tehfewl: Buy some apples
KeytarCat: I thought the slug would add a big bee and a little bee, but this works
quasi79fu: is that dory?
FauksStarling: Cori's rumble in the ocean. It's just like the diving game.
TehAmelie: see the above gif
TehAmelie: surgeon fish juices up their allies huh
quasi79fu: super dog returns
TehAmelie: that's a terrible fruit salad i must say
ErynTzun: Two bees or not two bees that is the apple apple apple apple
FauksStarling: I think Ben's just feeding bees to this dog.
quasi79fu: oh no
ErynTzun: Desert Rain Frog also very cute YouTube video
quasi79fu: OMg
TehAmelie: the biggest goldie in the world!
red_shoes_jeff:

Shadowsoflife: Lorge dog!
hackingducks: goated with the thwamp
shushu2539: eight trumpets and no drums
saintguard: 1 HP and a dream
RatherLargeToad: Nearly Symmetrical dog violence!
TehAmelie: and when the angels blew the eight trumpet, a golden retriever appeared
TehAmelie: eighth
e_bloc: this is biblically accurate super auto pets card battle bible study
betweenmyself:
Finally proving what nature only hinted at: Golden Retrievers are the best dog breed for sonic-based murder. 
ErynTzun: I think Huskies are the most sonic
RatherLargeToad:

Getter404: The bees have discovered bombing runs!
ErynTzun: They sing the aong of their ppl
TehAmelie: such innocent face
ErynTzun: *song
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Talk about my bee generation
e_bloc: Cori founding New New York
ErynTzun: The voice of a Begeneration
betweenmyself: *b*Generations smash hit single: Gonna Make You My Honey
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James_the_Dabbler: The turtle is trying its best
e_bloc: super prudent draft of turtle
TehAmelie: oh, we found a second type of fish
TehAmelie: surgeon fish too i guess
couchboyj: Ahh, fugu, tasty fish
quasi79fu: ok i lurk
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e_bloc: yes but what if you get 8 bison
LoadingReadyRun:

KeytarCat: @couchboyj also a fabulous (discontinued) herbal liqueur
e_bloc: sloths, as usual, just for styling on people
Gadora: Oh, that's the "birds and the bees" thing that people are always talking about?
TehAmelie: i like that it comes with a branch to hang from. imagine a sloth sitting on the ground, it wouldn't be very cute
LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie it's true Sloths don't function very well on the ground
A_Dub888: @TehAmelie you're very cute
TehAmelie: pfff
ErynTzun: Hands designed for tree hugging
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
LoadingReadyRun:
When they raise baby sloths in zoos, the best way to carry them around is to just have them hang all around the rim of a bucket 
CookieMom: Oh wow, there's a card game version!
KeytarCat: aight, I gotta step away for work, thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth:

iconicshadow89: Jade wins
SeiichiSin: I vote for both!
Mr_Bitterness: Can I vote neither?
shushu2539:
waiting for a crab to appear 
spethycakes: I fully expected a poll
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TehAmelie: the poison frog turns bees into a machinegun, just like in nature
KeytarCat: Apple apple apple COCK
e_bloc: @KeytarCat I have so many questions about this diet
hackingducks: give him the beesniss
Electrodyne: Apple
SnackPak_: big turt
Electrodyne: wait was that an iPhone launch product placement?
James_the_Dabbler: That’s not a dolphin?
Wrexadecimal:

Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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TehAmelie: NINE trumpets of goldie!
hackingducks: beeg bork
TehAmelie: still a terrible fruit salad
shushu2539: some birds throw rocks mid-air at other birds that are attacking them
DeChunkandFriends: I love that Matt keeps putting the card in the space and it just never works for him.
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie That's less a fruit salad and more an apple salad with garlic seasoning
TehAmelie: a garlic bulb of seasoning. . .
red_shoes_jeff: Rocks fall, everyone dies!
Kaaosa: omg it's the board game of that one game
TehAmelie: will this lead to the creation of Applebees
TehAmelie: ?
Mashamino: :3
Mr_Bitterness: Deathtouch! :3
TehAmelie: :3
Dog_of_Myth: :3
Juliamon: :3
hackingducks: >:3
Shadowsoflife: :3
couchboyj: Its in my nature :3
Redbassist: I pinch
Mr_Horrible: :3
hackingducks: wittle peench
Redbassist:

red_shoes_jeff: Your what?
Redbassist: Rocksteady
TehAmelie: the rock is because the horn gives it reach
VinylMinty: Hello everyone
TehAmelie: aloha
Gadora: Also a de-appler.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought hot honey was a good
TehAmelie: and garlic counter
Redbassist: Welcome to Chili's
Bionull: Sabretooth just wanted the apples all along
betweenmyself:
based on a novel by Sapphire 
red_shoes_jeff: He's the best he is at what he does, and what he does... is steal apples, I guess?
GrathXVI: Wait, you don't want to be able to tap your bird of paradise for any color?
Diabore: BoP got yoked
red_shoes_jeff: @Diabore It aint the Bird of Poverty!
ContingentCat:
Love a Big cat 
ContingentCat: *bi
TehAmelie: selling your turtle for an apple sounds like something from a fable
Mr_Bitterness: So many rocks
TehAmelie: i have an apple, i have a leopard, appleleopard
red_shoes_jeff: At that much overkill, do you just get to stand up from the table and punch the other player?
Fruan: Komodo! You have failed us!
Mr_Bitterness: Scorpion! :3
Twilight_Spark: Tragedy.
TehAmelie: the fable of the scorpion and the turtle is not how i remember it
red_shoes_jeff: Peench :3
Kaaosa: ben stop pushin the table
control_rig: It's pronounced "Coo"
glitched_goddess: a coo!
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie "Silly turtle, it's in my-" *TINK. TINK* "Uhhhh... never mind?"
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glitched_goddess: Ben is bee maxing
LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie The moral of the fable is the a turtle and a scorpion together are an unstoppable killing machine
TehAmelie: at least they can defeat any one enemy
SymphonySolstice: I have an apple... I have a bee... oooh! Applebee's
SirIcehawk: @TehAmelie so they can defeat Godzilla, Jace, or capitalism
LoadingReadyRun: Bee on Bee violence
Cavemanhar: 6
Cavemanhar: the frog
Twilight_Spark: Froge
chaostreader: does it count the frog?
hackingducks: how about dem apples
Bionull: I... I don't think the shark is eating the apples
LoadingReadyRun: @Bionull Shark "apples"
rogerivany: Vegetarian Shark
TehAmelie: we haven't seen cats in the game. were they too powerful?
saintguard: 1 HP and a dreeeaaam
TehAmelie: whoa
Bionull: There was a cat Kathleen tripled into and passed
LoadingReadyRun:
@TehAmelie you have your answer 
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie Who do you think's playing the game in the first place?
Strebenherz: DAMN
A_Dub888: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #8557: "How do you shout-out a cat?" —PowrDragn [2023-06-10]
red_shoes_jeff: That's DOCTOR Bees!
Twilight_Spark: A snake is really a tree frog whose legs have been turned into tail.
Twilight_Spark: I will be taking no further questions at this time
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The snake, the tree, and the bear together means you can only have two other animals that generate bees.
red_shoes_jeff: Easier to throw?
TehAmelie: gorillas, the real world's displacer beasts
8 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie I bet they can displace a beast pretty far.
TheAinMAP:

PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
James_the_Dabbler: I love how easy it is to pivot
VinylMinty: can we get a reminder of the cards?
Mr_Horrible: Mark, this is GOOD news.
James_the_Dabbler: Oh we can be bees
Mr_Horrible: you'll live like a Super Auto Pet.
spethycakes: mama bee-a
Mr_Horrible: I love how the analog version of this game can generate state machines this silly
Omthebox: Maybe this is why SAP was a digital game first. Lots of triggers
Strebenherz: oh jesus, like total number?
Fruan: Bear with a machine gun
WiJohn: Ben "One Dog" Ulmer
Twilight_Spark: Achievement for winning 3 times in a row with 1 HP dog or something.
GrathXVI: Cori with that gorilla warfare
PharaohBender27:

Juliamon: snaking out
ContingentCat: Ahhhh it's a snake
WiJohn: Beeg Cow
Spritz_T: LIQUID!
Twilight_Spark: This one's going wild.
josh___something: big dog
Fruan: Big dog!
Dog_of_Myth:

LoadingReadyRun: get the BIG TRUMPET
spethycakes:

Mr_Bitterness:

PharaohBender27:

penemue_93:
What a neat little game that was 
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Mr_Bitterness: WHO IS PHONE
tehfewl: who was phone
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penemue_93: bomb dog is real
RatherLargeToad: Tokon
Juliamon: Marvel Tokon
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Dog_of_Myth:

AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time for the big walk.
Strebenherz: BIG WALK YASSS
TheAinMAP:

Dog_of_Myth:

spethycakes:

RuiFaleiro: i'm loving to play big walk, so i will not be watching any streams of it for like a month
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream
PharaohBender27:

spethycakes:

ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Chenderle:

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