The Long Game || Bomb Busters

 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Get comfortable, let's dig into a board game for a while shall we? Game: Bomb Busters) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
 adambomb625: hello
 TehAmelie: y helo thar
 hyralt: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Get comfortable, let's dig into a board game for a while shall we? Game: Bomb Busters) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (35s ago).
 gsyhiap: 
 TehAmelie:  time!
 hyralt: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Big badda-boom?
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 gsyhiap: 
 adambomb625: where's the kaboom? there was so=upposed to be an earth shattering kaboom?
 hyralt:      
 TehAmelie: i'm not entirely sure how the game works but probably we're not really on the side of the bombs
 WriterRaven flops into chat and lands on the wrong wire - again
 gsyhiap:  or no  it'll still be entertaining
 TehAmelie: were we supposed to put those wires away?
 adambomb625: up our nose i think
 hyralt: More   is more entertaining
 gsyhiap: Just a bit of cable management needed
  Juliamon: running back last week's prediction bc it was fun
 gsyhiap: What counts as a goat in this context? I missed most of last week
  Juliamon: it's just code for failed attempts
 gsyhiap: Gotcha
 kyosokun: Nose tentacle monsters
 TehAmelie: :*E do ye fear death?
 gsyhiap: Mystery box is running hot
 hyralt: The mystery box might contain anything.  Maybe even a boat!
 TehAmelie: huh, how did i miss the mystery box
 WriterRaven: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The famous James Bond film "Woo, Martinis!"
 gsyhiap: Ah, the most drunken Bond
 TehAmelie: hello!
 stevefromdetroit: ah! I’m so excited. I look forward to this game all week!
 soramayura: We have the new aminals!
 gsyhiap: Clothes, I assume.
DideRobot: LRR: Let's continue to defuse bombs (hopefully) in Bomb Busters on the Long Game! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117249486147067152
 PhorrestGaze: I'm wearing clothing too, thanks for asking
DigitalSeahorse:  
 WriterRaven: I am also clothed!
 stevefromdetroit: beej’s secret bunker in the sub moon
DigitalSeahorse: it can only be found during a full blood moon!
 goombalax: why does the moon in of the out ground under base
 TehAmelie: how many missions does a bomb squad usually survive? asking for statistical purposes
 gualdhar: are 11 clowns a clown posse?
 TehAmelie: a clown car?
 TheWriterAleph: *tumbleweed*
DigitalSeahorse: awww
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 kumatsu: Alex fucking died
 paronomasiac042: is icp a posse of insane clowns or a posse of fans of insane clowns?
 gsyhiap: @paronomasiac042 yes.
 stevefromdetroit: but is it Steven or Stephen?
 stevefromdetroit: did anyone pick Stodds?
 DoodlestheGreat: And now the game TRULY begins.
 TehAmelie: ephen Stephen
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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 TehAmelie: sometimes i wish the number sfyx was real. it's a variable number between 4 and 6. would add some dimensions to guessing games
 stevefromdetroit: what does the number Sfyx look like?
 TehAmelie: like a 4 with a squiggle on the left corner
   LoadingReadyRun: this game *does* have the red and yellow .1 and .5 that do kind of act like unknown variables
 stevefromdetroit: and there was much rejoicing
 A_Dub888: good evening friends, how bombs busts?
  Juliamon: No busts yet tonight
 TehAmelie: sfyx varies depending on atmospheric pressure and stuff so it's fixed at any given time, but basically random
   LoadingReadyRun: still lots of night left for exploding 
 stevefromdetroit: Paul, ever the eternal optimist!
 adambomb625: Is sfyx from something in particular?
 TehAmelie: a Swedish comic strip
 A_Dub888: @stevefromdetroit he really wants to say “Boom!”
 stevefromdetroit: to be fair, if I had a black out button with a boom sound effect. I would also want that.
 WriterRaven: PAUL.
 definenull: BOOO
 hyralt: lul
 A_Dub888: if the 8s are dead, do I have to change my username?
 e_bloc: Rooting for the bomb now
 kumatsu: @A_Dub888 A_Dub67
 NotCainNorAbel:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 gsyhiap: 
 TehAmelie: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 e_bloc: 
 gsyhiap: Smoothly done
 stevefromdetroit: aww. sorry Paul, no boom button this time.
DigitalSeahorse: when Alex was Paul
DigitalSeahorse: 2!  
 gsyhiap: even, odd, 7-12, 1-6, 4-9
 Strebenherz: Howdy y'all.  How the bomb bustin goin?
  Juliamon: One successful mission down
   LoadingReadyRun: bustin makes us feel good (for now, anyway)
 gsyhiap: Now we have to work out who's that one team member (you know the one, there's always one)
 stevefromdetroit: without saying who, so far at least one person has been cleared, that I can tell.
   LoadingReadyRun: @stevefromdetroit interesting deduction
 gsyhiap: @stevefromdetroit I agree
   LoadingReadyRun: remember the constraint only applies to the cuts the player initiates. Someone else can choose you "constrained" numbers
 gsyhiap: Yep
 gsyhiap: That was exactly my guess
 stevefromdetroit: same.
 gsyhiap: Wasn't sure about Cori until that last turn
 stevefromdetroit: dale cleared himself very early
 WriterRaven salutes General Radar
 gsyhiap: Dale played 1 and 12 which is a definite clear.
 ErynTzun: Oh hai, is it Majora Time?
 gsyhiap: Wow, they did it! 
 A_Dub888: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gsyhiap: Genuinely impressive
 stevefromdetroit: well done! I enjoyed that one.
 gsyhiap: Turns out, the weakest link wasn't all that weak.
 gsyhiap: No pressure 
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in them
 TehAmelie: chat will check the tapes (maybe)
 AugmentingPath: Pretty sure you're on a 30-game streak of doing it on the first try
 gsyhiap: @AugmentingPath 
 stevefromdetroit: do we have any new fun flavored of awful jelly beans tonight?
 EmsLeigh: Tape checked bomb 32 took at least 2 attempts
 gsyhiap: So we're on a first-try-success streak of 2?
   LoadingReadyRun: @EmsLeigh  thanks for checking
 gsyhiap: omg
 EmsLeigh: wow
 gsyhiap: wow
DigitalSeahorse:   
 gsyhiap: That 3-in-a-row on the first try is looking much better now
 WriterRaven: KABEWM
 gsyhiap: aww
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 EmsLeigh: oh no,
 gsyhiap: I spoke too soon
  Juliamon: Goat count: 1
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuu
DigitalSeahorse:    
 ProcyonFlynn: A real rollercoaster of emotions
 stevefromdetroit: break time!
   LoadingReadyRun: @gsyhiap such a jinx!
 stevefromdetroit: time to mildly annoy my dog!
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 TehAmelie: bomb expert's last words: i'm on a roll!
DigitalSeahorse:    self, quit dozing off, you haven't lost THAT much sleep
DigitalSeahorse: *gets snacks*
 Earthenone: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't froth me.
  Sarah_Serinde: for the very first time
 KaleidoscopeMind: for the first time, right?
 hyralt: Aww    -puts away his frother-
GrathXVI: C'mon, two more goats, gotta get my gamble payoff
 e_bloc: probably not brown bunny
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm pineapple upside down cake
 EmsLeigh: ooh a potential both yellow and red combo at both ends of the board. I predict this might go badly
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: @hyralt Twisted!
 stevefromdetroit: the goats. they pine for the fjords!
 stevefromdetroit: this WAS so much easier when one person had all the yellows. can we do that again?
 TehAmelie: that one goat is having a nap
 gsyhiap: I love the smell of red wires in the morning
 HorusFive: 
DigitalSeahorse: speaking of mugs, I've got a new Panelists mug!
5 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 stevefromdetroit: none Kreme, left beef
 TehAmelie: you can just go "i'm taking the one cup of coffee" ?! what bedlam is this
 e_bloc: house rule
 shendaras: I heard 3?
 HorusFive: Game on
 hyralt:     
 e_bloc: the number is 3
 stevefromdetroit: this feels like a tell dale situation
 shendaras: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Dale's such a helper
  Juliamon: Goat count: 2
 James_the_Dabbler: good job Dale
GrathXVI: One more
 e_bloc: 
DigitalSeahorse: I was gonna say yes you're fine
 gsyhiap: Goodbye, sweet channel points. Easy come, easy go.
 hyralt: slainte
 HorusFive: 
 TehAmelie: i think you have a cookie baked with salt instead of sugar
 stevefromdetroit: was that our second or third boom?
  Juliamon: second
   LoadingReadyRun: 2nd
 stevefromdetroit: thank you. 
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 HorusFive: 
 gsyhiap: The bombproof gondola
 HorusFive: Who's been setting up all these bombs anyway???? 
 TehAmelie: i bet it's Dennis Hopper
 HorusFive: My luggage combination!
 EmsLeigh: The bit is always the best play
   LoadingReadyRun: @HorusFive  🕶   *yaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
 gsyhiap: Cut the "haba" wire
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: this is like Go Fish, with grenades
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun nice.  new emote?
 WriterRaven: kabewm!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 gsyhiap: 
  Juliamon: Goat count: 3
 HorusFive: 
   LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz nope! twitch can just add sunglasses to any emotes    
 Strebenherz: oh nice
 HorusFive: 
DigitalSeahorse: Cori ate a candle earlier
 stevefromdetroit: on purpose?
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 gsyhiap: 
 e_bloc: Cori doesn't know where all the cameras are
 TehAmelie: was it a scented one?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: bag hole loaded
 gsyhiap: Matt's not also the captain, right?
 adambomb625: how many booms so far?
 TehAmelie: 3
 gsyhiap: 3 I think
   LoadingReadyRun: twitch used to keep rotating different emote effects for special events and holidays, it was quite fun, but now it is just    
  Juliamon: I think Twitch straight up forgot about the feature
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: they are kinda like that
 gsyhiap: Rotating, you say? 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie:  <-this could be animated
 stevefromdetroit: we’re playing fast and loose tonight. what would friend computer say? probably something like “the temperature is perfectly reasonable and fine”
 HorusFive: @stevefromdetroit "beep" ?
 Strebenherz: :LrrGOAT_SG:
 Strebenherz: Hm.  How do sunglasses?
  Juliamon: It's in the channel points interface
 HorusFive: @Strebenherz unlock with DolLLRs
 KaleidoscopeMind: @stevefromdetroit thank you friend computer
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon @HorusFive thank you
 stevefromdetroit: we love friend computer!
 WriterRaven: Posting? On main?!
   LoadingReadyRun: I think the last set of emote effects they did was a sombrero and maracas for Cinco de Mayo and the community wasn't too impressed 😬
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 andysoo89: 
   LoadingReadyRun: I think twitch decided to just stop doing the emote effects, rather then risking something being received poorly when combined with a random custom emote
 TehAmelie:  yet they allowed tickled Barleby
 HorusFive: @TehAmelie scandalous
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: how do we know bartleby didnt force twitch to allow it
 UtilityPunk: Defusal experts and coffee don't mix
 WriterRaven: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
DigitalSeahorse: it's the head of a dead robot goat!
 TehAmelie: one more unexploded goat!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 stevefromdetroit: first try!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gsyhiap:  
DigitalSeahorse:   
 gsyhiap: 
 Lysander_salamander: Yay beach episode!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 stevefromdetroit: sounds like it’s “trouble in paradise”
 gsyhiap: more like booma booma, amirite?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 e_bloc: @stevefromdetroit boom!  boom!  boom!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 stevefromdetroit: big bass-boom?
 stevefromdetroit: *bada boom
 TehAmelie: i know, let's just throw the bomb into the sea and go on break
 e_bloc: perhaps let's start with a stunt goat on this one
 gsyhiap: @TehAmelie Found the union shop steward
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 adambomb625: i don't think that counts
DigitalSeahorse: these goats are stacked
 WriterRaven: kabewm!
 UtilityPunk: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 gsyhiap: Oopsie boomsie
  Juliamon: Goat count: 4
DigitalSeahorse: red, red, red or red?
 serramarkov: Maple is adorable.
 EbDorian: Dale, you can j'adoube 
 e_bloc: 321 reminder its almost gobbler season at wawa
   LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc That sounds like a threat 😨
 adambomb625: If you're a Turkey it is
 WriterRaven salutes General Radar
 e_bloc: @adambomb625 
DigitalSeahorse: don't don't don't
 WriterRaven: kabewm!
  Juliamon: Goat count: 5
 Lysander_salamander: kaboom
 e_bloc:   
 Lysander_salamander: bean?
 EbDorian: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: punishment bean
 Lysander_salamander: I hope it's not the peach-or-barf
 e_bloc: @Lysander_salamander my brain reads that in the cadence of 'ski or die'
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: i have a sore throat, ironically
 Lysander_salamander: doing ok
DigitalSeahorse:     
 gsyhiap: I made popcorn with a healthy dose of chilli powder one it, and now my lips are slightly on fire.
  Juliamon: oh no
 serramarkov: I'm well, thanks, Matt. How are you?
 TehAmelie: i haven't had my chili and pizza yet 
 saintguard: what?
 WriterRaven: This cough won't leave, but otherwise I exist.
DigitalSeahorse: my tummy is already cranky without any hot things
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 Lysander_salamander: is it a dessert pizza?
 TehAmelie: i never saw it, but lots of fruits and peanuts
 adambomb625: I am disgusted and intrigued
 Lysander_salamander: I'm guessing it's gummibears
 EbDorian: chat doesn't already know?!
 TehAmelie: and curry
 stevefromdetroit: is it like Superman ice cream on pizza?
 Lysander_salamander: dried fruits?
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 e_bloc: I *heart* artichokes
DigitalSeahorse: gross
 Lysander_salamander: I'd like to try clam pizza
 Strebenherz: i zoned out a little, did i hear clown pizza or did i imagine that
 Lysander_salamander: Cori said clam, not clown
 NotCainNorAbel: @Strebenherz even better, clam pizza
 Strebenherz: OKAY, better
 Strebenherz: clown pizza is concerning
DigitalSeahorse: unshelled escargot pizza
 Lysander_salamander: Though, they do sell those clown-patterned lunchmeats at some deli
 Strebenherz: clown meat, now at your local deli
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: Apparently it's called "Billy Roll"
 e_bloc: false bottoms are the worst part of online dating
 TehAmelie: i'd say that's unicorn chasers, but good joke
DigitalSeahorse:    
 e_bloc: we have reached that portion of the evening
 stevefromdetroit: @e_bloc I worry about the false tops.
 e_bloc: @stevefromdetroit 
 IanAllenBird:   
DigitalSeahorse:  
 EbDorian: 
 TehAmelie: did you know, the reverse sound of "falling bombs" is how they sound from the ground
DigitalSeahorse:     
 e_bloc: thats a great fact
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 gsyhiap: Speed running bomb defusal. What could possibly go wrong?
 e_bloc: @gsyhiap 1. Everything
 TehAmelie: we got clowns after all
 gsyhiap: 
 stevefromdetroit: I bought this after the first stream yall did.
 e_bloc: 100%
  Sarah_Serinde: I would buy some of the games if I had a group nearby to play with...
 TehAmelie: i just like to watch y'all have a fun time
  Juliamon: If I still had a playgroup I'd have bought it by now
 TehAmelie: and what Sarah said
DigitalSeahorse: I think about having money
 e_bloc: @Sarah_Serinde same, but if I could get my friends t o coordinate
  Sarah_Serinde: I've certainly tried some games at cafes after seeing them played though
 gsyhiap: A bit of column A, a bit of column B. I'm not sure that I have the right group for this game, but I've totally gone for some of the previous ones.
  Sarah_Serinde: @e_bloc it is entirely too hard to get friends together to do things as an adult when you all have jobs. Especially if you live more than a few minutes away...
 gsyhiap: I own Cubitos having seen it on LRR.
 stevefromdetroit: I’m always looking for new board games to play for sibling game night. AFK and the Long game have provided many fun nights for us. we’re currently working our way through betrayal legacy
 ContingentCat: I've gotten some but wouldn't be able to get a consistent bunch of friends together to play most games I watch
 ghyllnox: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ghyllnox: Good job!
 gsyhiap: 
 EbDorian: 
 62MGcobra: 
 Strebenherz: check off another goat
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Juliamon: On a normal pizza base, yes
 shendaras: Sounds good
 TehAmelie: tomato sauce and cheese is included by default
 ContingentCat: Intriguing
 shendaras: 
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 e_bloc:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 itira: 
 TehAmelie: byeee thanks for having us
 TehAmelie: you have to defeat every other player to be the champion
GrathXVI: So, what was the prediction outcome?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: it's tremendous
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh nice. How many people? 
 Mai_Andra: "Noot Noot."
DigitalSeahorse:    
 ghyllnox: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ghyllnox: 
 saintguard: 
 shendaras: 
 e_bloc: !clip
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DigitalSeahorse:   
 62MGcobra:  
 shendaras: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Strebenherz:  
 e_bloc:   
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnticingMiniatureCrowFutureMan-M-btXk-EKFaYQ41e
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Orxolon: g night every1
DigitalSeahorse: amazing, my phone is getting the same ad as my PC
 Spritz_T: That better end up in the highlights
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