TXC2: CONTACT
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BusTed: whatup
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
JKBalch: is it time for footsies?
TXC2: Hello Nelson
rosesmcgee: Good morning fighty folks
TXC2: RIP Adam
rosesmcgee: Adam's head had a good run
TXC2: !patreon
CabooseFails: Does that make this a backseating stream?
TheMerricat: Two Point Hospital had an illness where your head turned into a balloon and exploded... did Adam play too many video games?
TXC2: TheMerricat the OG theme hospital had that as well
TXC2: !store
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lochnessseammonster:
hello gamers 
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Oh wait, that's probably what I'm thinking of. 
CabooseFails: Congratulations on making it this far?
TXC2: hello lochnessseammonster welcome
TheMerricat:
Sounds like it's time to pick up a new game. 
lochnessseammonster:

TheMerricat:
No you got it right first. 
lochnessseammonster:
let's gooo 
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120 raiders from James_LRR have joined!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
beowuuf:

LordZarano:

brieandbacon: Its gotta be the shoes
JKBalch: It's nice of them to walk in here
CaptainSpam: But we just came back from the mines! To dig holes!
TXC2: "it's time to go into the mines and die" said the dwarves of Moria
CabooseFails: Not old
Mr_Horrible: not old on a Friday morning, god bless
lochnessseammonster: just mature
lochnessseammonster:

torlynic: I feel ancient this morning. Also, good morning Nelly
CabooseFails: Young as hell
TXC2: mearly aged, like a wine
TimeToFry: The one and done...
lochnessseammonster:

TXC2: what are we Millennials if not old tired fresh faced babies?
torlynic: Truuue
TheLadyMakai: hello all!
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TheLadyMakai: got the notification way late
Obos_TAB: Young Nelsons DO Play Fighting Games
schordash:

TXC2: hello TheLadyMakai welcome
CaptainSpam: Five!~
CaptainSpam: Six!
TimeToFry: Huh!
JKBalch: Get looped opponent
TXC2: they're in diamond 3, if they ain't back rolling, exploit that shit
TXC2: sure, but lower ranks aren't expected to know to back roll
Obos_TAB: oh ho, no more alchemy in Arena? I appreciate the concept but I won't miss it too much.
lochnessseammonster:
as a wise man once told me, gotta get washed to get clean 
wyndhunter: A good oki oki to you all
TXC2: hello wyndhunter welcome
TimeToFry: Shame, I liked some of the alchemy designs
JKBalch: No more Alchemy, article out today
otakubox0: no more new alchemy cards + they are reverting all alchemy rebalances, but the cards will remain
TimeToFry: Oh okay that's not too bad
Obos_TAB: "Alchemy: Reality Fracture is the last Alchemy release planned for MTG Arena."
TXC2: "this thing didn't make us all the money, so we've killed it"
TheLadyMakai: well, personally, I won't miss it too much, honestly
Obos_TAB: @TXC2 i want to argue but i know i skipped every alchemy draft they had
TXC2:
Obos_TAB same, I even like some of the cards for brawl, Like Tsagan is my boy 
rosesmcgee: I respect WotC for trying to take advantage of mechanics that only work in a digital format. Shame it didn't hit
Obos_TAB: Whats a bigger deal is the digitally changed paper cards are being reverted
TXC2: those reversions will hopefully lead to some actual bans in brawl, but I doubt it
TheLadyMakai: wow, that's... I guess Vivi is goin back in my spell slingers again? maybe? and Kona in my green stompy
TXC2:
Vivi was never nerfed, just broken in a different, less obvious way 
LowUpsideCJ: greetings oak trees
TheLadyMakai: @TXC2 true
TXC2: 2 Jamies in one day, it's....something
TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ welcome
JKBalch: nice@
TXC2: this player is on a heater
schordash: never doubt we do, sir~
TheLadyMakai: i like that idea
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: well then you've gotta run pathfinding to see which restaurant is closest
TXC2: this colour scheme looks like the opposite of the kill bill outfit
TXC2: that 3 bar lag
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible I have a network of informants telling me about nearby restaurants at all times
Mr_Horrible: we love a wakeup super around here, in more ways than one
lochnessseammonster:
when you figure out how to not panic please tell me how 
Mr_Horrible: was gonna say, I don't think I've seen that move before
schordash:

LowUpsideCJ: they love to whiff into di
TXC2:
the one time they've blocked 
Mr_Horrible: damb
LowUpsideCJ: slap the Lv 3 on the table and see if they call
TXC2: it was game 3, so that's the time to spend it
Mr_Horrible: to actively push people into your gameplan, yeah
ManWithTheMask13: the less they get to play the game, the better
LowUpsideCJ: mental stack attack
ManWithTheMask13: smother them, take their lunch money from them, stomp on their toes and throw sand in their eyes
JKBalch: I think the Jamies are having a party
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: I still maintain it is physically impossible for Jamie to not play like an ass, regardless of the player's intent or disposition
Mr_Horrible: every pattern this character has is belligerent
TXC2: Mr_Horrible "his smug aura mocks me"
LowUpsideCJ: it’s to express the experience of hanging out with a four drinks person while sober
TXC2:
Gods, imagine being Jamie's designated driver? 
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 I don't have to; I'd tell him to walk
LowUpsideCJ: call that designated drive reversal
TXC2:

Mr_Horrible: Luke just talks like A Dude, yeah
30teracyte: so there's a very consistent pattern on block happening here where you block a heavy button from them, they you do one jab, then they take their turn back with another heavy button - you could be chaining multiple jabs in a lot of those situations and stopping them from hitting buttons
schordash: in my mind, Luke is alt reality Nelly since you mained him
JKBalch: cherry blossom jamie
TXC2:
is it Jamies out for 9/11 or something? 
LowUpsideCJ: I like Alex’s post-match lines where he congratulates the other character on their good wrestling persona
schordash: one day i gotta draw you a canadian skin version of him xD
schordash:

LowUpsideCJ: pobody’s nerfect
LowUpsideCJ: Alex rules
LowUpsideCJ: I started running into a lot of blankas and found it miserable trying to learn that matchup so far
schordash: o7
schordash:
for real 
schordash: the universe is trying to tell us something ig
Mr_Horrible:
little silly on the first week back, but we stay sippin' 
TXC2: the Jamies will continue until morale improves
30teracyte: no, drink is a down down input
Mr_Horrible: niiiice whiff punish
LowUpsideCJ: nice round
30teracyte: you are going to the air second and running into their divekick, which they were planning on doing anyways
TXC2: there we go
Mr_Horrible: was that chip?
TXC2: it sure doesn't
LowUpsideCJ: you’re allowed to walk away after your third polite conversation at the party
CabooseFails: You were executing some stuff though, which is also pretty good for first time in weeks
TXC2:
I'mma have to learn that leg takedown IRL 
TheMerricat: So many wireless.
TXC2: the wifi beckons Nelson
TheMerricat:

schordash:

Mr_Horrible:
world first incident of elation upon getting matched with a Blanka 
Mr_Horrible: they *are* modern, but IDK what's missing from Modern Blanka
schordash: witnessed o7
Mr_Horrible: niiice jump
duallain: gm big dawg, hope you’re doing well
TXC2: hello duallain welcome
Zaneysed: Oh shit we Nelly solo flying?
TXC2: yes, Adam sadly still under the weather
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duallain: bc has a couple mtns for sure
TXC2: duallain at least 3 yeah
duallain: did the kids just make Minecraft jokes the whole time?
schordash:
it's not like you'd lie to us, right? 
Mr_Horrible: sorry, we had to sell those frames to pay for Musashi's facial capture in the new Onimusha (it was worth it, sorry not sorry)
Mr_Horrible: is modern blanka worse at the install shenanigans?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, just dunno if they're missing pieces of the common strings with it
Mr_Horrible: I'm also operating from a position of mostly ignorance
schordash:

schordash:

CabooseFails: "swap fluids"
TXC2: !break
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Mr_Horrible:
coffee hydrates, right? 
CabooseFails: @Mr_Horrible It's a liquid. It must.
lochnessseammonster:

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TXC2: Mr_Horrible fun story: it doesn't, the water you drink with it does
schordash:

fishdad_uncurai:

schordash: i drank more coffee
CabooseFails: It's only good news/bad news for you, Nelly. We enjoy it even when things go incredibly sideways.
TXC2: and we're back
duallain: we going back into the mines, trying to dig up that LP
CabooseFails: Good news/good news for chat
TXC2: hello fishdad_uncurai welcome
TXC2: everyone on Tokon or something
LowUpsideCJ: many people are likely on work
duallain: feeling the same in gold
TXC2: bias of the algorithm maybe
duallain: yeesssss the counter di
EedanHensey: So young.
duallain: so much dopamine
schordash:

schordash:

schordash:

duallain: love to see wind lady
schordash: yeah you got this!
schordash: tbf it seems they are on a tear
TXC2: heck of group name from Opp
schordash: just an off day for whatever reason, it's just how today is going. not the new trajectory of your game
schordash: well fook x v x;;
schordash:
haha 
TXC2: Drink up that streak, drink it up!
offbeatwitch: CA only maybe?
schordash:
i believe it's not new
EedanHensey: That is the CA animation, yeah. Just not that many Lilys.
offbeatwitch: CAs are slightly different yeah
schordash: i suppose this is just an interesting pool of players today?
LowUpsideCJ: did we ban all shotos from the ladder today
LowUpsideCJ: one honest Luke against the oddballs
EedanHensey: It is possible with OD Knuckle, but the timing is pretty tight for all the hits.
schordash:

schordash:

TXC2: yeah I think we played this one before
schordash: i think so
offbeatwitch: nice DP
schordash:

TheMerricat:
Do we need to break out the Picard quote? I feel like we need to break out the Picard quote.
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life."
bytecaster: I haven't been here in a while. Has the street still not learned its lesson, does it still need to be fought?
bytecaster: Kobayashi Maru?
TheMerricat: Kobayashi Maru
TheMerricat:

TheMerricat: Data lost his cool. And Picard had to tell him he wasn't malfunctioning.
bytecaster: That Picard quote is when Data looses in chess, right?
CabooseFails: That's the one where Data loses at chess or whatever
schordash:

realbadatthis_: stratagema?
TXC2: ^
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schordash:

TXC2: hello raiders!
schordash: ayyy o/
Strebenherz: Howdy Nelson
bytecaster: Welcome to the street
aislynn_13: hi Nelly!
Austere_Squire: Nelson just said so many words
bytecaster: That was the most fighting game sentence I heard in a while
TXC2: the karambit
bytecaster: Buttons do speak louder than words, usually
TXC2: holy shit a Shoto
TheMerricat: The bad wrestler who killed his family a./
LowUpsideCJ: he was originally famous for wrestling yeah
calculated_uncertainties:
100
1
TXC2:
despite chat having talked about it, only now have I noticed opp's name 
bytecaster: No, no, you are correct, even as a mod, you should never read chat
schordash:

TXC2: bytecaster exactly
TXC2:
I moderate by vibes only 
Strebenherz: vibes vibes, or a hammer named vibes?
TXC2: Strebenherz yes
bytecaster: Everybody knows, when they parry, try grabby
Strebenherz: adam aight btw? is he still under the weather?
TheMerricat: Yep Adam is still under the weather.
Strebenherz: oof. hope he feels better soon
TXC2: damn how far was that jump?
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EedanHensey: Gottem
Cinnabat: Nice one!! :3
calculated_uncertainties:

TXC2: leaving on a high
lochnessseammonster:

TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
TheMerricat:
for Adam!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show, Nelly

Mr_Horrible: truuuuue
schordash:

EedanHensey: Next week is PPR?
bytecaster: The street will return
TXC2: !patreon
schordash: thanks for the oki's~
TXC2: !store
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TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Nelly!
TXC2: !ppr
TXC2: next Friday is the ppr, okioki will probably be rescheduled
TXC2: !events
schordash:

Mr_Horrible: itchio grab-bag, my favorite Kamigawa block commander
Mr_Horrible:
Shi(f)t at Midnight 
TXC2: there you go chat
Mr_Horrible: Reality Fracture: "The set where you have the MOST opportunity per game to attack a Jace"
CabooseFails: Thanks for playing, Nelly
TXC2: Bye Nelson
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !contact
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Marvoleath: !next
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ContingentCat: !advice
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