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e_bloc: dunno sounds like a date to me
filthwizard_1985: @pleonasticTautology You need an all Rush mixtape
pleonasticTautology: @e_bloc sure but i wanted to reference futurama
Stormgod519: my 5-year bday is on a commander night how perfect
BraveOthello: @pleonasticTautology Cue Rush?
e_bloc: fair fair
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pleonasticTautology: i COULD needle drop MOVING PICTURES rn
WriterRaven flops into chat, vaguely awake
pleonasticTautology: (literally needle drop)
goooberfr:
Stormgod519: @WriterRaven same. work put me through the ringer lol
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e_bloc: !card needle drop
LRRbot: Needle Drop [R] | Instant | Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn. / Draw a card.
BraveOthello: That's a card? Neat!
WriterRaven: @Stormgod519 It's midday, I had breakfast about an hour ago... had some late nights lately and the sleep caught up to me.
pleonasticTautology: also hi everyone, hope y'all're doing well
e_bloc: how they havent reprinted that with a turntable motif, I will never know
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology cheers friend. Doing swell. welcome
Mr_Bitterness:
bunbun3000: !decks
Juliamon: gimme a sec
lirazel64: Made it! Selesnya 4 Evah!
e_bloc: disregard
realbadatthis_: !card kitchen finks
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / Persist
kristof162028: Good evening friends
WriterRaven:
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: oh I hope Serge is here, he can cast a legal kitchen finks in standard
pleonasticTautology:
e_bloc: *commander
Stormgod519:
Juliamon: !deck
gibbousm:
pleonasticTautology: @e_bloc he is! the bigger question: did he put basics in the decks he built
kaziel0:
marchphoenix: Good evening fellow gw enjoyers
e_bloc: @pleonasticTautology yeah that's the next common pitfall
Stormgod519: ayyy
e_bloc: thank you Juliamon!
shendaras:
e_bloc: !card silence
LRRbot: Silence [W] | Instant | Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
Diabore: wait really?
Juliamon: just barely woke up from my nap in time
kaziel0: Graham being here is also appropriate IMO
Sakura__Sabre: you missed the opportunity to have it rhyme
Mai_Andra: Golgari?
Stormgod519: have we done all 10? let me check my playlist
BraveOthello: Now for the 3, 4, and 5 color rounds!
realbadatthis_: kithkin finks
hattingston: I hope Serge has Kitchen Finks
Diabore: and then onto the 3 colours!
gibbousm:
marchphoenix: Now for 3 colours
Micalovits: 200 more
e_bloc: wedges coming up
dustfinger_exe: James, its time to wake up
Dog_of_Myth: !ppr
kaziel0: WOO!
MrPipboy3000: As someone in the US, can it be 2028? PLEASE!!!
TheLadyMakai: I forgot we hadn't done selesnia yet
Chenderle:
woo! 
pleonasticTautology: heck yes
RatherLargeToad:
Featuring caked up frog 
lamina5432: a lot of jace
BraveOthello: And BDG!
pleonasticTautology: ollllllllld baaaaaaaaaaaaay
SoylentDoener:
reality will be pre-fracturing 
Dog_of_Myth: It's a great story
Stormgod519: Im pumped
TheLadyMakai: SO stoked
Mr_Bitterness: All of the story is now available to read!
kaziel0: "It's cool" So... blue?
e_bloc: hold the phone, Serge isn't even playing Kitchen Finks?
goombalax: doubling the Brian David ppr guest count
BraveOthello: @Mr_Bitterness It's good! And sad! And hopeful!
pleonasticTautology: the button
pleonasticTautology: it's SO funny
TheLadyMakai: all the words
Micalovits: "let me get the actuall text" is a weird button
Stormgod519: omg
Kentosaurus: that's amazing
TheLadyMakai: omg i love it
MWGNZ:
Stormgod519: well I gotta get that
Sakura__Sabre: lmao
Strebenherz:
e_bloc: oh I can't wait
kristof162028: Hey Graham will u guys be story episode of t5c in the near future
Dog_of_Myth:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's very funny
pleonasticTautology:
i did it yesterday 
e_bloc: should get mine on Monday
tdapenguin: @Micalovits That
BraveOthello: Hello Paul!
pleonasticTautology: before you start
tdapenguin: @micalovits that 100% sounds like an actual button, tho
TheLadyMakai: Hi Paul!
pleonasticTautology: do all of your decks have basics
AtomicAlchemical: Vigorbloom Commander night on the Friday Night Paper Fight!
Shurtal: i'm gonna cackle if serge isn't running Finks
e_bloc: why does Serge have so many extra sleeves
James_the_Dabbler: If Serge isn’t playing Finks
e_bloc: (he is not)
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Diabore: a flippy doo da
e_bloc: brigid slaps
Mindfire13: Kithkindred
TheLadyMakai: she is a menace
unowngnome: !!!!! I love kithkin!
e_bloc: master blaster
Mr_Horrible: he got it in 1
Mr_Horrible: it's a treefolk
rensti14: kithkin and giants sounds so dope.
sgowell: have we done a lands check?
TheLadyMakai: om nom nom
Micalovits: Treefolk are also pretty big
e_bloc: in GW, serge will find out pretty quickly if he has basics
chaostreader: how many basics is serge running?
pleonasticTautology: it's pronounced like "down"
LRRbot: Brigid, Doun's Mind (front: Brigid, Clachan's Heart) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Soldier [3/2] | {T}: Add X {G} or X {W}, where X is the number of other creatures you control. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Brigid.
AdamYMHMI:
@chaostreader I assume none as is tradition 
Mattmitchell45: It is a problema
LRRbot: Lush Portico | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
RatherLargeToad: Hoof count?
Manfred909:
IbunWest: But what are Serge's points?
e_bloc: cradle, dinosaur cradle, planet cradle
LRRbot: Bast, Panther Goddess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat God [4/4] | Reach, trample, indestructible / Bast can't attack or block unless you control three or more creatures. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Stormgod519: yeah!!!
omegamarkel: that card is bast
Stormgod519: man I wish someone did Bess, I love best
Stormgod519: *Bess
MrBunnyMan: did serge put his commander into his hand?
e_bloc: love that card
Wonderdoc: GW make a 4/4 beast token basically
IbunWest: I didn't know this card existed and now i need it for my cat deck
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Kentosaurus: goldilocks animals
e_bloc: midrange animals
bytecaster: medium creatures
JanoschExeLive:
Funnily enough, James' deck plays more ninjas that Serge's Ninja deck 
e_bloc: jokes on you, bast is canonically 11 feet tall
Micalovits: Goes very mid
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
kynelwynn: Cat God? Look, I was gonna go easy on you, not to hurt your feelings...
LRRbot: Yenna, Redtooth Regent [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | {2}, {T}: Choose target enchantment you control that doesn't have the same name as another permanent you control. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary. If the token is an Aura, untap Yenna, then scry 2. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible: werefox? Therefox
kristof162028: Hey serge what do you think of the first pauper legal planeswalker with the new empower jace mechanic?
Mr_Horrible: count of Fracturing Gust at the table: between 1 and 3
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
chaostreader: the first basic land!
James_the_Dabbler: Welp
Stormgod519: woohoooooo
Khalstrom: Was hoping for this deck
e_bloc: powerful enchantress open
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TheLadyMakai: yess i've wanted to see this deck
MWGNZ: flawless deckbuilding strat
kynelwynn: "A long, long time ago / in a Graham house far away.."
Derekwillis: Remember when Gatherer had user ratings and comments on cards? Yeah my back hurts.
nidofan90: My Sigarda deck is a similar theme! Cheers!
LRRbot: Sigarda, Host of Herons [2GWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, hexproof / Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.
e_bloc: six sigardas ago
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Stormgod519: makes all those edicts in... selesnya...? not work...
Mr_Horrible: pretty
Tattybojangles69: Commander in its purest form
neisan2112: Ohhh yeah this one
Stormgod519: I love it
e_bloc: beauty
Dog_of_Myth: So pretty
pleonasticTautology: awww
TheLadyMakai: that's beautiful!
Micalovits: That is so sick
ShaneLeeAtk: The watch guy??
unowngnome: I didn’t know Marshall Sutcliff did alters!
Dog_of_Myth: @ShaneLeeAtk Yep
Mr_Bitterness: @ShaneLeeAtk The very same!
e_bloc: you're all set if they cast balance though (balance is not legal)
singinnonsense: Marshall Sutcliff, renaissance man
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Kentosaurus: it has a theme: green and white
bytecaster: Graham on mono pile here
Dog_of_Myth: The Theme is Green/White
neisan2112: Bruh
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Diabore: wow, serge how many lands do you run when you dont have basics?
e_bloc: yeah that's a first commander deck alright
Khalstrom: It was a different time
GrathXVI: At least he remembers to put his basics in, Serge
Orestes290: Prepared to watch Graham flood
James_the_Dabbler: Serge you forgot to add lands, you do NOT have room
RatherLargeToad: did Serge remember his basic lands?
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Diabore: chat all in agreement of roasting serge for not including basics... multiple times
singinnonsense: or car dealership ?
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
HadesLeprechaun: car shop, got a wack waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Mr_Bitterness:
e_bloc: the statute of limitations on forgetting to add basics is 2 years
MrSarkhan:
Dog_of_Myth:
raulghoulia: 1 for 3
LRRbot: Bristlebane Battler [1G] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / This creature enters with five −1/−1 counters on it. / Whenever another creature you control enters while this creature has a −1/−1 counter on it, remove a −1/−1 counter from this creature.
letsbelgo: about time
Diabore: thats a good one
Stormgod519: We hit the single basic in the deck...
BraveOthello: Drat, I would have lost the bet
IbunWest: love this guy
kaziel0:
djalternative: what about kitchen finks?
Micalovits: But did he remember kitkin finks
RatherLargeToad: BBB!
lamina5432: I bet on somtime next year serge forgeting basics not within the year
Tempest_of_Thought: Please restock the EDSC Dragon Shields on the store I need more, I get compliments on them all the time
e_bloc: moonshadow at home
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
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LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
IbunWest: is ramping good in a green deck
Micalovits: Ramping? On camera?
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gavony Township | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
pleonasticTautology: LOVE a gavony township
LRRbot: Selesnya Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.
pleonasticTautology: we have one in our chocobant deck
Dog_of_Myth: Standard all star Gavony Township
Stormgod519: I want those guild basics
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
e_bloc: Graham is playing all the hits
GasCityGaming: I have the Grixis colored lands from the guild packs, they're so pretty!
Diabore: sol ring and cultivated on turn 2
GrathXVI: Someone should've put a bunch of the German misprint Forests-with-plains-artwork in their deck for tonight
e_bloc: I'm only hitting you because you have 6 mana on t urn 3
Dog_of_Myth: !deck
lamina5432: some random rares are 20+$ from just not being printed in years
pleonasticTautology: gavony township is still like $5-10
LRRbot: Emerald Medallion [2] | Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
e_bloc: literally into the dirt
TheLadyMakai: oohh the pretty one
neisan2112: Wasteland is still ike $15-20
TheLadyMakai: Fallout Sol Ring?
neisan2112: There is
LRRbot: Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma [3G] | Legendary Creature — Bear [4/3] | Creature spells you cast with power 4 or greater cost {2} less to cast. / Whenever Goreclaw attacks, each creature you control with power 4 or greater gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: bewar
pleonasticTautology: *bear
pleonasticTautology: wait, this is bit infringement
Stormgod519: ooo boy
southern_woodsman: Graham is down with the bear
Stormgod519: love my gorelcaw
RockPusher:
A bear‽ Judge, bit infringement! 
Mattmitchell45: Eldamri's Call crept back up to $20
raulghoulia: that game was wild on Shuffle
LoadingReadyRun: Qal Sisma, on seeing Goreclaw: "Yikes!"
jimber_jam: that shuffle up episode was a wild cast
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
Dog_of_Myth: That Shuffle Up game was amazing
Mr_Bitterness: That Shuffle Up is an all star cast
kynelwynn: That SU&P game was like.. the intersection of all my interests
Micalovits: Bearforce 1000 is getting pretty scary
LRRbot: Steward of Valeron [GW] | Creature — Human Druid Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Selesnya Guildmage [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/2] | {3}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
TheLadyMakai: Haven't seen that card in years
LRRbot: Brigid, Doun's Mind (front: Brigid, Clachan's Heart) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Soldier [3/2] | {T}: Add X {G} or X {W}, where X is the number of other creatures you control. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Micalovits: Not like white has wraths or some of the best single target removal
Diabore: white is one of the primary removal colours
LRRbot: Clachan Festival [2W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens. / {4}{W}: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
LRRbot: Galepowder Mage [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
RatherLargeToad: Clachanval!
Diabore: at end of turn, notably
Diabore: i dont know if serge said that but i didnt hear it at least
NeoKevlar: he didnt say
Diabore: any generous gifts?
jimber_jam: hell yeah serge, that's the way to do it
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Serge.
LRRbot: Fortified Village | Land | As this land enters, you may reveal a Forest or Plains card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Diabore: kithkins are technically little
GrathXVI: But does Graham's Treefolk deck include Ironroot Treefolk, for the flavor text about treefolk mating?
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: so much ramo
Diabore: ramp*
southern_woodsman: Kithkin are square. Serge confirmed
KaleidoscopeMind: as wide as tall means you have 90 degree rotational symmetry
drewm1022: Does perfectly symmetrical also mean radial symmetry?
SpleenLord: I think James over paid for that
couchboyj: My dog is a circle because he is round
RockPusher:
JanoschExeLive: Magic Cards that just make you blush
neisan2112: Ohhhh yeah
LRRbot: Bast, Panther Goddess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat God [4/4] | Reach, trample, indestructible / Bast can't attack or block unless you control three or more creatures. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Driosenth: Does Serge's deck have Coat of Arms? cause that would be devastating with that many 1/1 generators
BraveOthello: I have now read Ironroot Treefolk ... Lol
RatherLargeToad: She’s the Bast…around!
Sakura__Sabre: bast wouldn't be able to attack even if this goreclaw granted haste
Fruan: Green is all zoom no breaks.
Fruan: brakes
neisan2112: That and R both had 4 games right?
Fruan: lots of breaks.
raulghoulia: The mating habits of Treefolk, particularly the stalwart Ironroot Treefolk, are truly absurd. Molasses comes to mind. It’s amazing the species can survive at all given such protracted periods of mate selection, conjugation, and gestation.
AtrusOfMyst: Group Hug night was like 3 or 4 games
RatherLargeToad: Do not eat the tasty Magic cards
djalternative: Brisket
e_bloc: Cori for dinner?
Spritz_T: greek is nice
KaleidoscopeMind: grilled cheese
hallkomp: Taco friday no??
djalternative: get BBQ
AtrusOfMyst: It's Pizzamas
e_bloc: what kind of pizza? dr. pepper
RockPusher: Yakuza then Pizza night
Mr_Bitterness: I just enjoyed some pizza!
neisan2112: I've lived in Texas my whole life, I've never heard anyone here call all soda Coke. I'm always confused by that idea
ShaneLeeAtk: Pizzeria salad tonight
TheMandrew: James, it's ok to eat the same meal multiple days in a row
GasCityGaming: Indian place in town here has amazing dahl
ElektroTal: Nan? Like your grandma?
BraveOthello: Medium butter chicken with garlic naan sounding real good right now
KaleidoscopeMind: indian person medium
LRRbot: Starfield Mystic [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
ContingentCat: Butter chicken is really good to be fair
djalternative: I should order in Indian instead of making home made at some point
djalternative: Get all the extra stuff I don't make
Mattmitchell45: I'm a Lamb Korma sicko
djalternative: Have Bhutanese Butter Tea, James.
lamina5432: I had a stromboli for dinner, recomend it
GasCityGaming: My usual is the lamb biryani here.
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Juliamon:
I recommend chili, maybe with frozen pizza
falcn120: Not Indian food, but one time many years ago, I had a waitress at a Tai place call me a wimp when I asked for 0-stars pad tai.
BraveOthello: @falcn120 Bad customer service but objectively funny
pleonasticTautology: !card Nantuko Monastery
LRRbot: Nantuko Monastery | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Threshold — {G}{W}: This land becomes a 4/4 green and white Insect Monk creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
Natedogg2: Wait, are we talking crap about Nantuko Monastery?
Juliamon: falcn120 ouch but lmao
e_bloc: my man
Dog_of_Myth:
falcn120: @BraveOthello oh my friends thought it was hilarious. My friend got the same thing at 3-stars and you could see the color difference clear as day.
NotCainNorAbel: to be fair, you will not take any damage from either colour
dagoth__ur_: card reader busted?
e_bloc: that set was definitely printed in chinese
e_bloc: I drafted otj in chinese
GirlPainting: Am Paul Ok?
Natedogg2: !card Sabertooth Nishoba
LRRbot: Sabertooth Nishoba [4GW] | Creature — Cat Beast Warrior [5/5] | Trample, protection from blue and from red
LRRbot: Anointed Procession [3W] | Enchantment | If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
neisan2112: Ohhhhhh boy
LRRbot: Brigid's Command [1GW] | Kindred Sorcery — Kithkin | Choose two — / • Create a token that's a copy of target Kithkin you control. / • Target player creates a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / • Target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
GrathXVI: @e_bloc Yeah, I've got Chinese cards from original Ravnica block and Mirrodin
dagoth__ur_: why not just make 4 of them
LRRbot: Militia's Pride [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | Whenever a nontoken creature you control attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token that's tapped and attacking.
dustfinger_exe: Technically, clachan Fesetival is a Kithkin
Micalovits: Can't choose the same mode twice
RatherLargeToad: Time for Settle
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Micalovits: Can James God block?
Diabore: !card bast, panther goddess
LRRbot: Bast, Panther Goddess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat God [4/4] | Reach, trample, indestructible / Bast can't attack or block unless you control three or more creatures. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Diabore: bast cant block
Diabore: cant attack or block
e_bloc: dont giants go tall
GasCityGaming:
You read na'an? how?
jimber_jam: very cat behavior
RatherLargeToad: needs an audience
Diabore: theyve been printing a lot of things that can block but cant attack so its easy to miss
ThanhtTheBoss:
A judge admitting to non-reading? 
tdapenguin: The instructions can't stop me --- I won't read them!
SoylentDoener: i wont block unless i have two friends watching, how cool i look doing it
LRRbot: Tooth and Nail [5GG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / • Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. / Entwine {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, James!
e_bloc: 2 hoof mana
LoadingReadyRun: Tooth and/or Nail
Mr_Bitterness: Whoooo boy a classic, entined Tooth and Nail
Diabore: and hes even go mana to pay for tithe
HadesLeprechaun: and here we see James just has two random Eldrazi
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Micalovits: "emrakul is a beast"
Mr_Bitterness: This 9/9 eldrazi is only medium sized for an eldrazi
chaostreader: emrakul definitely has at least 4 legs.
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Somberwald Beastmaster [6G] | Creature — Human Ranger [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, a 3/3 green Beast creature token, and a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Creature tokens you control have deathtouch.
Spritz_T: gotta love a craterhoof
falcn120: Spicy
Diabore: the tokens dont have haste which is awk
Diabore: id keep the hoof in hand
RatherLargeToad: a young beast and an old beast
chaostreader: +7
e_bloc: you have to take out an invisible wall when you have a chance
Diabore: good thing he didnt buff bast, she kills someone
anhakha: Just got here. What's the theme for the night?
Diabore: @anhakha green white
anhakha: Neat
drewm1022: The theme for the night is smashing Cori's invisible wall.
LRRbot: Wooded Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/W}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{W}, or {W}{W}.
e_bloc: old and busted: glass ceiling. new hotness: invisible wall
JanoschExeLive: I wonder how magic would play like if it had the prize card mechanic from the pokémon tcg
BraveOthello: "I have an invisible wall"
Kazman20a: I mean she doesn't have to worry about enchantment removale now
BraveOthello: "Well I have trample"
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LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
drewm1022:
I just made my opponent discard down to their hand size of 1 due to Winter, MIsanthropic Guide, and then reanimated their OG Sheoldred. That was satisfying. 
JanoschExeLive: @Kazman20a Player removal is the most potent from of enchantment removal
e_bloc: the grass is always greener on the spot where cori's body fertilizes the ground
Mai_Andra: wait... I only stepped away for 5 minutes...
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Militia's Pride [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | Whenever a nontoken creature you control attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Micalovits: What serge didn't know was that James has an ephemerate
notpsion: yeah I stepped away to deal with a phone call and suddenly cori is dead and james is down like 30hp. serge...??? graham...???
e_bloc: is this windmilling
drewm1022: Could be a boat.
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TheMerricat: @notpsion James took out Cori, Serge went for James.
GirlPainting:
notpsion: ah, thank you. makes sense!
Natedogg2: "Deathtouch against James"
LoadingReadyRun:
any Vorthos in chat know the lore of why Kithkin are associated with giants?
e_bloc: James kills Serge, Graham kills James, the circle of life
unleashenlightenment: ephemerate on hoof would be so goated
unowngnome: Giants just think kithkin are cute.
anhakha: I think Cori's still in it. She can always just ask them to let her win.
saintguard: If it's anything like halflings in Bloodbowl, it's to give them a fighting chance
e_bloc: is 34 not good?
Micalovits: Sure coul
Diabore: did the monster math
DarthRagnar815:
Math? 
LRRbot: Fracturing Gust [2{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}] | Instant | Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain 2 life for each permanent destroyed this way.
e_bloc:
Diabore: 12 life then?
jimber_jam: love a fracturing gust
HadesLeprechaun: "Before you are evaporated, let me loot your pockets"
Larkonus: "Before you die, can I break your stuff?" "You mean have my stuff?" "No, I just wanna break it."
LRRbot: Terastodon [6GG] | Creature — Elephant [9/9] | When this creature enters, you may destroy up to three target noncreature permanents. For each permanent put into a graveyard this way, its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
KaleidoscopeMind: that doesnt seem medium sized
Diabore: hit 3 lands
LRRbot: Artifact Unknown Shores | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Khalstrom: It is a may
e_bloc: yeah we have an elephant and a literal behemoth
drewm1022: AND they have deathtouch!
mewietwoie150: yeah flavor fail for medium size james
e_bloc: deathtouch is very relevent
Stormgod519: Nasty Terrasty?!?
NotCainNorAbel: off by what?
LRRbot: Grasslands | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: i got 18 toughness
jimber_jam: if you can do 32 damage...
saintguard: Off by 9!
Diabore: 28*
HadesLeprechaun: slow fetch
falcn120: couple more creatures and james can kill with Bast commander damage in 1 shot
Dog_of_Myth: !adult
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LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
foopoiuyt: That chinese card has Annihilator James, right?
Stormgod519: brb chat
GrathXVI: Somewhere in the world, Brian Kibler just got a warm fuzzy feeling when Armadillo Cloak resolved
LRRbot: Paleoloth [4GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Whenever another creature you control with power 5 or greater enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
drewm1022:
I think you flicker the craterhoof first tho.
dagoth__ur_: alright stark lets see a holy day
e_bloc: whats the paleoloth with you
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jimber_jam: famously, math is for attackers
jimber_jam: graham just needs to channel Karl here
dagoth__ur_: fog?
dashiestand: Fod
dashiestand: Fog
Mx_Asher_: yay james
Spritz_T: so much for almost lethal
HadesLeprechaun: even if you didn't concede, like, can you rebuild enough to survive the next turn?
TheMerricat: Chat, who knew, the secret to winning was trample, deathtouch, and a buston of monsters?
emperorchampion: did graham just brick his deck?
emperorchampion: trick of the camera phew
e_bloc: christ why are the bonus cards from the Marvel secret lairs so expensive
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JanoschExeLive: It's diabolical to give a magic player ads for warhammer >.<
Kaerose: @e_bloc there's 3 variants for each and the sketch ones are particularly rare i believe?
3schr: @JanoschExeLive Does your game not have enough dice rolling? Do you feel like you could spend *more* money on a hobby? Well do we have a product for you...
e_bloc: @Kaerose yeah the sketch ones are bonkers
JanoschExeLive: @3schr Yes I am an adult with a spending problem who is also into games with a cult-like following!
GrathXVI: Serge, you gotta sit next to Ben if you wanna go first.
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Lord_Hosk: But from my perspective... Graham rolled a 10. a 9 and a 1
saintguard: I think what they call pole position
Natedogg2: We can fix James.
JanoschExeLive: James is a Game Changer
saintguard: *that's
e_bloc: I can fix him
MegaDosX: What
HadesLeprechaun: Cori just gets to draw whatever card she wants!
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | This land enters tapped. / Cycling {2}
e_bloc: replacement card if you lose one?
xantos69: Hey kids. What's going on?
LRRbot: Grasslands | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: @xantos69 Selesnya.
LRRbot: Figure of Fable [{G/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {G/W}: This creature becomes a Kithkin Scout with base power and toughness 2/3. / {1}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Scout, it becomes a Kithkin Soldier with base power and toughness 4/5. / {3}{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}: If this creature is a Soldier, it becomes a Kithkin Avatar with base power and toughness 7/8 and protection from each of your opponents.
e_bloc: rule 0 a wish
HadesLeprechaun: just because Lorwyn just reminded me, sooooo happy Squen and Cragg have kept around
Veshnikard: a wild card that has to stay in the deck and next time you get a new one
LRRbot: Oath of Druids [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
MegaDosX: Oh dear lord
Mustang_Redcloak: Holy Moly
Diabore: BENJAMIN
EvilBadman: It's always Platinum Angel
WiJohn: Can it be Time Walk?
e_bloc: James is here for a good time, not a long time
rogerivany: Game 2? Who won game 1?
Diabore: @rogerivany james
JanoschExeLive: Talking about accelerating the game
MegaDosX: So Cori and Graham can choose Serge immediately
e_bloc: yeah James' start is nothing like last game. the 8 mana creature will hit turn 3, not turn 5
rogerivany: Thank You. Game 1 seemed quick
Mustang_Redcloak: @MegaDosX Yes
LRRbot: Setessan Champion [2G] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/3] | Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.
MegaDosX: That is a strong one for free
emperorchampion: James speed running game two lol
Micalovits: All the oaths are pretty fun
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
neisan2112: Desent Into Avernus RULES
falcn120: Serge just beat me, it feels like green Decent
MegaDosX: Ok but imagine a Commander game with an Oath of Druids emblem on everyone
Sogheim: Descent is great. game's gotta end sometimes
HadesLeprechaun: it NEEDS A REPRINT
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
HadesLeprechaun: it's only been printed the one time
drewm1022: With all of that arena
MegaDosX: And that was Ascend from Avernus
bytecaster: What a draft that was
drewm1022: er with all of that angel that drew you cards and gained life?
MegaDosX: Six Priests of Ancient Lore
definenull: that decklist is still on the kitchen fridge right?
LRRbot: Wilt-Leaf Liege [1{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Knight [4/4] | Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
Khalstrom: It was an alchemy draft?
drewm1022: Priest of ancient lore, that's what I'm remembering.
MegaDosX: It was the Baldurs Gate Historic Horizons set
JanoschExeLive: Greetings from Germany btw
JanoschExeLive: only 3am here in Berlin
LRRbot: Grasslands | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun: Oath of Druids as a Planechase Plane would be fun
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Just a global emblem at the start of the game
HadesLeprechaun: 30 cents instead of 30 dollars, nice budget fetch
JanoschExeLive: Oath of Druid, but also Doom Foretold
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Sunpetal Grove | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Micalovits: Everyone has a triskaidekaphobia
LRRbot: Selesnya Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.
MegaDosX: No fun for Serge
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LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
MegaDosX: Oh yuck
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Mustang_Redcloak: No more tooth and nail
e_bloc: well no tooth and nail
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
e_bloc: !decks
Mustang_Redcloak:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: the 2 creature hoof!
HadesLeprechaun: or, 1!
falcn120: it's a 6/6, not a 5/5
rogerivany: #blameJames
LRRbot: Murasa Rootgrazer [GW] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | Vigilance / {T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {T}: Return target basic land you control to its owner's hand.
Diabore: take 6
e_bloc: teeg hits 10 cards in graham's list
drewm1022: 6!
LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
Diabore: hoof still pumps for 1
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it gets +1/+1 for the etb
falcn120: Hoof buff itself
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
e_bloc: only 6 cards in cori's deck
e_bloc: and 17 cards in James' deck
LRRbot: Overgrowth [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}{G}.
jimber_jam: no no, he said "meaty-yum"
e_bloc: only 5 in serge's deck
e_bloc: sorry miscounted , 7 in serge]
Diabore: 5 is non zero
Diabore: 7 is actually 0 though
LRRbot: The Birth of Meletis [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. / III — You gain 2 life.
e_bloc: cutting nombos is coward talk
InfiniTokens: They're not playing for money. They're playing for Pink Slips.
LRRbot: Mycoid Shepherd [1GGW] | Creature — Fungus [5/4] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 5 or greater dies, you may gain 5 life.
LRRbot: Throatseeker [2B] | Creature — Vampire Ninja [3/2] | Unblocked attacking Ninjas you control have lifelink.
LRRbot: Spinehorn Minotaur [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | As long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn, this creature has double strike.
e_bloc: that sure is a magic card
Mustang_Redcloak: KEKW
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wow
LRRbot: Wilt-Leaf Liege [1{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Knight [4/4] | Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
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WowoT: did graham draw for turn?
LRRbot: Gavony Township | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Kentosaurus: actual green and white theme synergy
LRRbot: Tigereye Cameo [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Julian_Rogue: What happened to the old card reading technology
Micalovits: @WowoT dint think so
e_bloc: hell yeah this is the beforetimes
chaostreader: is there any chance of any of the decks causing Graham to discard?
vulfe: the art slaps
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet art though
Kaerose: i only know about the cameos because the bonus card for the hatsune miku secret lair
Natedogg2: Mana rocks were just built differently back then.
falcn120: Also artifact ramp isn't high in green decks as well
InfiniTokens: You mean Donato Giancola? Not the ninja turtl
WowoT: @LoadingReadyRun we don't think graham drew for turn
e_bloc: Graham playing Selesnya Time Capsule
LRRbot: Steward of Valeron [GW] | Creature — Human Druid Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Add {G}.
Micalovits: Our bad!
WowoT: yup, our bad
Diabore: so fowl
LRRbot: Gallant Fowlknight [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Knight [3/4] | When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Kithkin creatures you control also gain first strike until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: it's about family
e_bloc: oath means there will be a game 4
LRRbot: Wizened Cenn [WW] | Creature — Kithkin Cleric [2/2] | Other Kithkin creatures you control get +1/+1.
JanoschExeLive: The druids made an oath that the game should go crazy for every player (except Serge)
falcn120: Is Graham playing a life gain deck or something else?
Dog_of_Myth: @falcn120 It's Green/White
KaleidoscopeMind: it is a deck
pleonasticTautology: oh so graham's playing a butt-taco deck?
Micalovits: Exactly
HadesLeprechaun: Graham is playing a G/W deck
falcn120: I'll be excited to watch the vod on YT
InfiniTokens: Don't hurt the tokens, the tokens did nothing wrong!
Mindfire13: Graham's deck is the fabled "Whatever happens to exist" archetype
e_bloc: gaea's blessing
InfiniTokens: @Mindfire13 The casserole of decks
LRRbot: Beorn the Fierce [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Shapeshifter Warrior [6/6] | Trample / Other Bears you control get +2/+2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.
neisan2112: Yoooo
Dog_of_Myth: Bear!!
falcn120: Bear!
pleonasticTautology: BEAR
HadesLeprechaun: well at least you hit a good'un
WowoT: a new card for bear force tribal
emperorchampion: bearhoof
vinopinguino: graham has his target
pleonasticTautology: @ cori good joke
falcn120: Can't wait to add that to my "Right to Bear Arms" homage to Bear Force One
InfiniTokens: Graham just had this bear on SUP!
SpoonfullOfSugar: Hoofie the Pooh?
rogerivany: Is anyone besides Graham allowed to play bears?
pleonasticTautology: wait hold on. serge reads cards!?
fsforwardsound:
my cat has abandoned me for window tv 
Micalovits: Wait, you can read? Bragging much
InfiniTokens: @falcn120 Mine is "The Right to Arm Bears"
northos:
Ya know, that explains a lot 
crimsonarcanum: And sometimes he reads all of them!
e_bloc: delayed gratification
AugmentingPath: I put my words on one leg at a time like everybody else
neisan2112: From the middle
falcn120: @InfiniTokens A great name!
Julian_Rogue:
do you do the same for math? that would explain a lot if you do. 
LeshiVR: Craterator Bear
paulthemapguy: I am become bear, deployer of gay
InfiniTokens:
No InfiniTokens dry erase counters?
InfiniTokens: It's like a commercial for them
3schr: @InfiniTokens I just ordered some if it makes you feel better
jimber_jam: "There's gotta be a better way!"
3schr: I needed those "round chits" and some deck box labels, and a pen, and two erasers.. the list went on and on
Julian_Rogue:
@InfiniTokens Maybe they were left with Prof after their last commandering? 
Julian_Rogue:
That's the wrong
InfiniTokens:
Dog_of_Myth:
InfiniTokens: Shh don't reveal my master plot
e_bloc:
EvilBadman: Well what is in Roborally then
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
InfiniTokens:
@3schr I bet they'll come in handy. 
JanoschExeLive: The total sum of things that need to be in order at LRR can only be so organized, so if one system becomes better organized, another has to suffer
Diabore: killing teeg screws graham
rogerivany: Can hit Craterhoof as well
noSmokeFire: who up blasting their teeg
rogerivany:
jimber_jam: Cori out here spilling the Teeg
Diabore: @rogerivany you can legally put 4 damage on craterhoof yes
NeoKevlar: I saw serge going to straighten James' graveyard only to realize that it wasn't his. The horrors of using the same sleeves strikes again
LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
Drum0_0: Did Cori draw for turn or only for champion?
Dog_of_Myth: Commander deck card
NeoKevlar: most recently appeared in FF14
falcn120: Yeah, they did a random move when you summoned them (if I can remember like 15 years ago)
Mr_Bitterness: I believe first appeared in FF4, where I remember them.
e_bloc: X, the objectively best final fantasy
GrathXVI: They're Beatle coded? Which one's Yoko?
Diabore: @Drum0_0 having rewound, cori did not draw for turn, just for champion
NeoKevlar: One's a beetle, one's a bee, and one's a mantis
NeoKevlar: well, ladybug
NeoKevlar: actually, I think
LRRbot: Raven's Run Dragoon [2{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Knight [3/3] | This creature can't be blocked by black creatures.
e_bloc: quick slip in a painter's servent
NotCainNorAbel: SERGE!
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northos: who up blasting they teeg
LRRbot: Loxodon Hierarch [2GW] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [4/4] | When this creature enters, you gain 4 life. / {G}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Regenerate each creature you control.
Julian_Rogue: I missed it getting played. what Oath are they talking about?
northos: !card oath of druids
LRRbot: Oath of Druids [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
apitol: does painters servant work with natural order if you name green?
Micalovits: Sure deos
LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / Persist
Sogheim: with how big all the creatures are getting, I'm surprised Intrepid Hero isn't a must include in white decks nowadays
apitol: LOL. it lets you draw TWO with Fblthp
LRRbot: Galepowder Mage [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
InfiniTokens: That's not now bullies work, Serge
InfiniTokens: They don't pick on people their own size.
LRRbot: Brigid, Clachan's Heart [2W] (back: Brigid, Doun's Mind) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Warrior [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Brigid, Clachan's Heart, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {G}. If you do, transform Brigid.
fcloud: 🍌 🍌 🍌
paulthemapguy: Scrappy Doo vibes
EvilBadman: Hey wait a minute, is Serge/Finks the first domino in hybrid mana in Commander
LRRbot: Lure of Prey [2GG] | Instant | Cast this spell only if an opponent cast a creature spell this turn. / You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
e_bloc: don't even have to run the forbidden orchard
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LRRbot: Thorn Mammoth [5GG] | Creature — Elephant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, this creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Julian_Rogue: I somehow got oath confused for Defense of the heart in my mind
letsbelgo: punch fest
LRRbot: Keeper of Fables [3GG] | Creature — Cat [4/5] | Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
paulthemapguy: Serge was backed up
e_bloc: wonderful card
fcloud: he *volunteered* to get backed up
KaleidoscopeMind: that cat keeps the fables by loafing on them. cant pick them up because cat comfy
Diabore: 4 damage
LRRbot: Bast, Panther Goddess [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat God [4/4] | Reach, trample, indestructible / Bast can't attack or block unless you control three or more creatures. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Drum0_0: did james draw?
Micalovits: He did, before the oath
Diabore: but he put it back too oath
Micalovits: Oh right
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
GasCityGaming: Craterhoof in a GIGANTIC tunnel
e_bloc: !card elephant ambush
LRRbot: Elephant Ambush [2GG] | Instant | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
Diabore: how did the elephant get past security
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
perhaps they are with roborally
Diabore: gives it more toughness
fcloud: there's trample, and then there's trample-ER
Julian_Rogue: @GasCityGaming Just turn around and get jump scared by Hoof isa wonderful mental image
e_bloc: just a gentle bear reminder
InfiniTokens: "InfiniDiscs" "Chits" there are a so many nanes, lol. But the given name is just "Dry erase counters."
InfiniTokens: If you need me to send you some, all you have to do is ask!
Diabore: bold to think you can serge
Julian_Rogue: keep it on the download
InfiniTokens: Is there a cat in the studio? If so, they're under the couch.
Micalovits: Serge might not be able to, but I believe in Jo
Julian_Rogue:
@G did you leave them with prof?
WriterRaven: "Can you boot up Minecraft real quick, no reason" is my new "I am going to do a violence to you". =P
Diabore: mammoth also still has 4 damage
GrathXVI: You put them Somewhere Safe and now you won't find them until the next time you move offices
Diabore: 13 right?
Diabore: hoof is 7/7?
fcloud:
@GrathXVI and they'll be in perfect condition! 
working as intended
Micalovits: Math is hard
Mindfire13: You will find them about 2 hours after getting new ones, knowing how the universe works
InfiniTokens: @GrathXVI I have so many things stuck in the Somewhere Safe(TM)
Veshnikard: James draws from combat damage
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
SpleenLord: Did James draw from having 3 bears?
vsmit: Yes
notpsion: serge just wants to get back to NMS, can't have magic slow that down
InfiniTokens: @Mindfire13 I tell people "I can help you with tips to clean them. I cannot help you with tips to find them."
Micalovits: Kaldheim gods are very killable
djalternative: only the norse gods don't have indestructable because the norse gods are incredibly destructable
fcloud: f2p
JanoschExeLive: @fcloud lol
Natedogg2: Oath of Serge?
e_bloc: its an odd anti-kithkin rage room
Dog_of_Myth:
TheFakeRibombee: Shouldn't Fenrir be on chapter 2?
EvilBadman: They're just innocent kin
Mr_Bitterness: You can really muck with people's threat detection by playing bad cards!
TheFakeRibombee: Came in during upkeep I think
e_bloc: I enjoy the commitment
LRRbot: Kenrith's Transformation [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
potato_aardvark: Fenrir gets a counter in upkeep and at the beginning of the main phase
Natedogg2: Fenrir should be on chapter 2 though, right?
Drum0_0: @TheFakeRibombee That’s true, I think most of cori’s creatures should be one chapter ahead.
e_bloc: that is really sweet
Veshnikard: they don't die anymore
Micalovits: They stay as creatures now
Diabore: that changed yeah
kumatsu: they changed that for Summons, yeah
Natedogg2: A saga that loses chapter abilities won't be sacrificed anymore (as of Final Fantasy)
kumatsu: it's all Sagas, but it was specifically a redesign so making Saga Creatures lose abilities was not a massive blow-out
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
pleonasticTautology: it's now a book that just says "elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk elk"
kumatsu: ELK NOISES
MWGNZ:
LRRbot: Soaring Lightbringer [4W] | Enchantment Creature — Bird Glimmer [4/5] | Flying / Other enchantment creatures you control have flying. / Whenever you attack a player, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.
Mr_Bitterness: @pleonasticTautology Oko's favorite book!
InfiniTokens: Ooh that one's in my "One, Two, Four Enchanted Evenings" deck that tries to make copies of enchantments. Except it keeps not making tokens.
Micalovits: Stupid Sexy Oko
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
ya, but all those creatures mean less oath value, so really, is it worth it
Krillin_fan: if Kirby can break the 4th wall, so can Cori
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e_bloc: popping off
JanoschExeLive: 2020 green cards, amirite?
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EvilBadman: Ken's transformation removes all other card.types
HadesLeprechaun: it's got the delicious Adeline text
Diabore: eyyyy
vsmit: Oh, is that all?
LRRbot: Glare of Subdual [2GW] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact or creature.
e_bloc: gw opposition
LRRbot: Ancient Spider [2GW] | Creature — Spider [2/5] | Reach / First strike
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
e_bloc: from the time before reach
Fruan: That's how they used to write reach.
Micalovits: Card so Ancient reach wasn't a thing
Mr_Bitterness: First strike on a spider, wild
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
kumatsu: yeah that spider is like 20 years old
e_bloc: its from like 2003
ghizmou: do you mean 25 serge
Micalovits: 25
IanAllenBird: whoops
e_bloc: it's 2028
Mustang_Redcloak:
That spider is older than some people in chat.
Veshnikard: oh no I'm ancient!
definenull: OMG
Desruprot: good group of commanders I see
EvilBadman: What a day to forgot how long ago 2001 was
WriterRaven: OOF.
neisan2112: LMAOOOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth:
InfiniTokens: 2001 wasn't 10 years ago?!
paulthemapguy: lmao
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Bitterness: To be fair, you're Canadian
EvilBadman: Lol same brain james
IanAllenBird: lmao
underhill33:
djalternative: holy crap, james
vsmit: Nobody tell Angela.
Natedogg2: So that spiders work reasonably with Treetop Bracers and friends. Before reach, the spider could block a creature enchanted by Treetop Bracers since we treated it as though it had flying when declaring blockers. It was...werid.
Julian_Rogue: we were supposed to never forget!
xantos69: Yea, nobody attacked Serge... Until now.
paulthemapguy: @vsmit lmao I was about to say Angela Giarratana has entered the chat
definenull:
i'm seeing come from away in a couple weeks 
GrathXVI: There's a 2021 proshot, Serge, it's solid
HadesLeprechaun: I saw the musical Come From Away! It was super good!
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
WriterRaven: jet fuel can't melt Ancient Spider, it only has 4 power
e_bloc:
iconicshadow89: dragonfire can't melt steel beams
kumatsu: I think this table talk could be punchier, Serge is still conscious
apitol: never forget - ancient spider can block creatures as though it had flying
LRRbot: Thoughtweft Lieutenant [GW] | Creature — Kithkin Soldier [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another Kithkin you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
Shurtal: on tonight's episode of Friday Night Paper Fight, the gang gets canceled
northos: thoughtwieutenant
e_bloc: someone weft the food token out in the rain
LRRbot: Brigid, Doun's Mind (front: Brigid, Clachan's Heart) | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Soldier [3/2] | {T}: Add X {G} or X {W}, where X is the number of other creatures you control. / At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {W}. If you do, transform Brigid.
Dog_of_Myth: I have tears in my eyes from laughing
ghizmou: thoughts left serge
EvilBadman: Thought none lieutenant
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
apitol: hewwo wieutenant 🦶👏
brainbosh: Thought-woot Lieutenant
WriterRaven: uwu it's the weftenant! hewwo~
Micalovits:
Currently for the king 
WriterRaven: @apitol sameplace braincase
noSmokeFire: @brainbosh thoot-woot
GrathXVI: But yeah, Serge, if you're into musicals the Come From Away pro-shot is solid - they recorded it late during Broadway's Covid shutdowns with an audience of frontline workers and 9/11 survivors.
northos:
I see, I see
Shurtal: @northos going on that one Desert Bus where they kidnapped a couple MPs into a Konga Line, more than you'd think
Mr_Bitterness: @northos Next Gvlog, rating lieutenant governers
LRRbot: Staff of the Storyteller [1W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Whenever you create one or more creature tokens, put a story counter on this artifact. / {W}, {T}, Remove a story counter from this artifact: Draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak: Interesting that the game with a turn 2 Oath of Druids is the "slower" game of the evening
northos: @Mr_Bitterness I'd watch it tbh
vsmit: @Mr_Bitterness Please?
EvilBadman: "What up lieutenant governors?!"
LRRbot: Clachan Festival [2W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature tokens. / {4}{W}: Create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
Simonark: They literally have a lieutenant governor in town.
Diabore: cla-chan
LRRbot: Kinbinding [3WW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures that entered the battlefield under your control this turn. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 green and white Kithkin creature token.
Diabore: OH
Diabore: thats big
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
e_bloc: the theme of serge's deck is 'cards that make it sound like you have marbles in your mouth'
northos: @e_bloc yes, Lorwyn cards, that's what he said
EvilBadman: He's kithin' off
CaptainSpam: @e_bloc So you're saying the deck's name is Bargle Nawdle Zous?
djalternative: Serge's deck is all vocal warm-ups
e_bloc:
@CaptainSpam saw him in concert a couple months ago, song went off
fcloud: thats disappointing, i wouldnt have expected serge to kith and tell
itira:
Diabore: james might be bought
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: chicken dinner is for winners
SpleenLord: Don't lie to us James. He can be bought
Mustang_Redcloak: James theoretically could kill them both
paulthemapguy: butter chicken on pizza night? is it butter chicken pizza?
Diabore: it would not be for me, but id watch it
djalternative: great excuse to make a tier list
kumatsu: I feel like this table talk may actually be bribery, someone call the cEDH judge
Mr_Bitterness: I'm sure you could research it
JanoschExeLive: how about ranking every single lieutenant in magic?
Kentosaurus: to be fair it's a completely symbolic position with no real power
LRRbot: Garruk's Packleader [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Whenever another creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, you may draw a card.
e_bloc: look that invisible wall couold show up at any time
Shurtal: that'd be an interesting crapshot: Bros streaming Tier Ranking mildly important local politicians
kumatsu: originally M11
LRRbot: Razorverge Thicket | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
crimsonarcanum: Isn't Garruk like 8ft tall? That beast is huge.
kumatsu: when core set draft uncommons were themed to the Lorwyn 5
Diabore: originally core set
fcloud: who up corin' they set
djalternative: I think about corsets often
Mindfire13: I often think of core sets
NeoKevlar:
As someone who plays Terra Sagas, please dont bane of progress me lmao 
Diabore:
@NeoKevlar request denied
kumatsu:
needs a Door of Destinies 
e_bloc: I find the kithkin come in two flavors: disturbing or beautiful
Mr_Horrible: @NeoKevlar as someone who plays a Karn, Silver Golem I am right there with you
HadesLeprechaun: Bigid is like, a fridge cEDH deck so it can be extremely juiced
kumatsu: @e_bloc depending on what side of the Great Aurora we are?
HadesLeprechaun: *fringe
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible call me a middle manager because im rejecting all these requests
djalternative: there's a bunch of generic typal synergy cards that could really juice it
NeoKevlar: I'd probably just add like, an eldrazi monument or something like that for serge's deck
Micalovits: So just murder Serge
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: AND the ancient spider can block as though it had flying
NeoKevlar: Or a chronicle of victory
Mr_Horrible:
@Diabore I'm using company power and time to run the Darksteel Reactor at my desk 
fcloud: who is jamesgraham? only the most fearsome magic player in the universe...!!
paulthemapguy: award-winning folk singer James Graham
bytecaster: Whenever he is not on screen, everybody should be asking: "Where is Jamesgraham?"
Shurtal: JamesGraham is SteveBeej's business partner
ankhomeg: Does serge have kitchen finks?
Micalovits: He does not... But Graham does
djalternative: mint your own pennies. problem solved
apitol:
I didn’t think that was allowed in WG colour identity
paulthemapguy: I literally flew back home from two weeks in western Canada TODAY. Didn't get a single penny
Mr_Horrible: oh hey it's my boy Loxodon Hierarch
djalternative: I'm sure the canadian government won't mind. they surely aren't bothering to do it
Natedogg2: Serge has found religion?
Juliamon: (they do also have a list of other compatible coins if you don't have a penny)
e_bloc: easy
paulthemapguy: Had a fantastic time in western Canada btw. Can't wait to go back.
Mr_Horrible: Teeg always gotta go
Mr_Horrible: back to the home with you, peepaw
bytecaster: Teeg is so easy, he lets anybody blast him
Drum0_0: pack leader is summoning sick
Riiiiiiis: kill serge
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: you get put on a list
Riiiiiiis: do murder
EvilBadman: Teeg.or Consequences, New Mexico
WriterRaven: @Riiiiiiis in Minecraft
crimsonarcanum: Is blastin his Teeg also fine on Pizza night?
HorusFive: That describes Chat, yup
bytecaster: I definitely use this chat to workshop jokes!
e_bloc: hear me out: Gaddock Beej
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: does the packleader have haste?
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Drum0_0: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether nope, it is summoning sick
djalternative: I definitely don't use the discord to workshop jokes for scripts. no siree bob. that's definitely not me
fcloud: thank you cori
LRRbot: Selesnya Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.
bytecaster: @djalternative Oooooh, that explains a lot.
Veshnikard: oath is tricky
djalternative: @bytecaster you have no proof
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
bytecaster: This feels like the appropriate time to ramp. You know what they say, once you have 5 bears, you should ramp
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
bytecaster: I can fly again, and yet this still feels wrong *elk sounds*
LRRbot: Mythos of Snapdax [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, then sacrifices the rest. If {B}{R} was spent to cast this spell, you choose the permanents for each player instead.
LRRbot: Emergent Ultimatum [BBGGGUU] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three monocolored cards with different names and exile them. An opponent chooses one of those cards. Shuffle that card into your library. You may cast the other cards without paying their mana costs. Exile Emergent Ultimatum.
LRRbot: Brilliant Restoration [3WWWW] | Sorcery | Return all artifact and enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
ghizmou: the sweetest way to die
e_bloc:
444 hell yeah Cori
LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
adept_nekomancer: Obtain *all* the sagas!
LRRbot: Soaring Lightbringer [4W] | Enchantment Creature — Bird Glimmer [4/5] | Flying / Other enchantment creatures you control have flying. / Whenever you attack a player, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
LRRbot: Celebrate the Mountain-king [3W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, for each opponent, exile up to one target nonland permanent that player controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. / When this enchantment enters, recruit.
LRRbot: Seal of Cleansing [1W] | Enchantment | Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
fcloud: i've never seen anyone as happy for someone to murder him as serge
Micalovits: Oh right, Oath have milled a bunch of stuff
LRRbot: The Birth of Meletis [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. / III — You gain 2 life.
bytecaster: That flying elk is gonna be so big
djalternative: that's a lot of cards in chat
Fruan: Ethereal armour has to attach to something already on the board, right?
Drum0_0: Please concede, don’t do this to cori.
bytecaster: Do it! Do it!
bytecaster: This is a classic: Cori YES situation
dagoth__ur_: put it on the current flyer
Micalovits: Worry not, everything is going to fly
dagoth__ur_: oooo
LRRbot: Mirari's Wake [3GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
purplehazey18: Just joined, can someone sum up the board state in 30 words or less
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
Mustang_Redcloak: Cori played Replenish with multiple enchantments in the graveyard
kyosokun: Cori brought back everything. The end
letsbelgo: yoooooo *hops on one leg*
Juliamon: purplehazey18 Everyone has taken a turn being The Problem, currently it is Cori
Micalovits: @purplehazey18 Oath of druids since t2. Cori just returned all her milled enchantment
LRRbot: Soaring Lightbringer [4W] | Enchantment Creature — Bird Glimmer [4/5] | Flying / Other enchantment creatures you control have flying. / Whenever you attack a player, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
LRRbot: The Birth of Meletis [1W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. / III — You gain 2 life.
bytecaster: Blast the lord *prayer emoji*
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
purplehazey18: I think they need more permanents on the board
e_bloc: I don't think god wants anything to do with this
emperorchampion: someone play a farewell now?
fcloud: cori, i can still see parts of the table, can you bring a couple more permanents into play
purplehazey18: ^ please play more things
dagoth__ur_:
dont forget the antems
letsbelgo: now opalescence
e_bloc: and humility
e_bloc: it really takes you back
LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
LRRbot: Summon: Yojimbo [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Samurai [5/5] | I — Exile target artifact, enchantment, or tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Until your next turn, creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each of those creatures. / IV — Create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of opponents who control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Vigilance
dagoth__ur_: it 1 shots
Fruan: You got there!
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
purplehazey18: GG
LRRbot: Spinehorn Minotaur [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [2/3] | As long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn, this creature has double strike.
LRRbot: Summon: Magus Sisters [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Faerie [5/5] | I, II, III — Choose one at random — / • Combine Powers! — Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / • Defense! — Put a shield counter on target creature. You gain 3 life. / • Fight! — This creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. / Haste
paulthemapguy: a graham stack? so a smore?
LRRbot: Sigil of the Nayan Gods [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. / Cycling {G/W}
LRRbot: Fracturing Gust [2{G/W}{G/W}{G/W}] | Instant | Destroy all artifacts and enchantments. You gain 2 life for each permanent destroyed this way.
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
letsbelgo: LOLOLOL
underhill33:
Mustang_Redcloak:
pleonasticTautology: WOWWWWWWWWW
emperorchampion: rofl
purplehazey18: LOL
WriterRaven: kabewm!
purplehazey18: poor cori
lamina5432:
ElektroTal: THE HAMMER
SpleenLord: Ruined
e_bloc:
InfiniTokens: Oh my
Mr_Bitterness: All that work!
pleonasticTautology: AND artifacts
Khalstrom: This is why I love Graham's deck
WriterRaven: How much life is Graham getting? XD
purplehazey18: probably 30-40?
Mustang_Redcloak: No
jimber_jam: who was that saga attacking? they would still take some damage right?
Micalovits: Was attacking Graham, but its no longer flying
IanAllenBird: lmao
emperorchampion: how the turn tables turn
InfiniTokens:
You know, with a dry erase counter, you can just write a large number instead of piles of dice.
theamc2000: is yojimbo not dead? does it have indestructible?
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
paulthemapguy: just write a number on a scrap of paper and throw it on the card lol
adept_nekomancer: Might be *slightly* over hand size...
LRRbot: Arctic Flats | Snow Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Lord_Hosk: I hear 19 is the new 7
djalternative: how many cards does cori have left in deck?
Tobenamed1: @InfiniTokens omg its infinitokens
morteica: Just wanted to jump in and say damn Cori. That was insane!
InfiniTokens: @Tobenamed1 It is!
Micalovits: @theamc2000 Doesn't have to be alive for the propaganda trigger!
Mustang_Redcloak: Graham's deck is draft chaff or haymakers. No middle ground
theamc2000: @micalovits I meant the saga creature on the board
InfiniTokens:
@paulthemapguy Think of the trees
Micalovits: That saga was an elk earlier
theamc2000: ty
djalternative: they definitely have dice with big enough numbers to just use one
Mr_Bitterness: Pretty sure the saga should still be tapped if it was an attacking elk
djalternative: where those weird dice are is a different question entirely
djalternative: I don't know the last time they were seen
letsbelgo: she lives
letsbelgo: nevermind
emperorchampion: teeg’s revenge?
InfiniTokens: @djalternative Having the right tools doesn't help when you can't find them.
paulthemapguy: when someone rapidly inflates their life total, it feels like being soft-locked in a MTG game
lamina5432: classic graham deck, somehow old weird cards don't play well with modern decks
LRRbot: Behemoth Sledge [1GW] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
InfiniTokens: @paulthemapguy Quick, hit them with commander damage! Or poison.
adept_nekomancer: Give that spider a hammer!
Mustang_Redcloak: We have yet seen Sigarda hit play
ElektroTal: Is Graham playing "every green and white card from pre2010"
Micalovits: Not yet
Micalovits: @ElektroTal Pretty much
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal It is his first commander deck.
WriterRaven: Serge is flipping... the table. =P
WiJohn: & now serge is slowly beaten to death by a spider with a mallet
LRRbot: Guardian of Cloverdell [5GG] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [4/5] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / {G}, Sacrifice a Kithkin: You gain 1 life.
djalternative: Graham did add a correct number of lands for today
LRRbot: Militia's Pride [1W] | Kindred Enchantment — Kithkin | Whenever a nontoken creature you control attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token that's tapped and attacking.
kumatsu: triple-trample
e_bloc: big odyssey energy
Lord_Hosk: He played a treefolk... I think you are obligated to concede to him Graham by spirit rules
LRRbot: Enlisted Wurm [4GW] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | Cascade
LRRbot: Elvish Hexhunter [{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | {G/W}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Diabore: respectfully, does graham remember he has a commander?
Mr_Bitterness: Perfect time to cast Sigarda just to swing with
Micalovits: Wurm>Sigarda
Micalovits: Cascade is more fun afterall
LRRbot: Guardian of Cloverdell [5GG] | Creature — Treefolk Shaman [4/5] | When this creature enters, create three 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / {G}, Sacrifice a Kithkin: You gain 1 life.
pleonasticTautology: what's the first card serge played?
pleonasticTautology: it didn't get read
pleonasticTautology: the imposter?
LRRbot: Flock Impostor [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature you control to its owner's hand.
pleonasticTautology: there we o
pleonasticTautology: *go
pleonasticTautology: thank you serge!
bytecaster: Flockostor, yes
lamina5432: love that bird
LRRbot: Zhalfirin Decoy [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/3] | {T}: Tap target creature. Activate only if you had a creature enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
adept_nekomancer: Just a totally normal bird
LRRbot: Sigarda, Host of Herons [2GWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, hexproof / Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.
kumatsu: it's a Bureaucrat!
LRRbot: Konda's Banner [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Konda's Banner can be attached only to a legendary creature. / Creatures that share a color with equipped creature get +1/+1. / Creatures that share a creature type with equipped creature get +1/+1. / Equip {2}
GrathXVI: I keep hearing that as "Flockim Poster", like it's a German card you're borrowing from Wheeler.
lamina5432: konda's banner sucha classic
LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: @GrathXVI Or a weird swear word. "That Flockin' poster"
kumatsu: time for Winds of Abandon off the top
adept_nekomancer: Ancient spider can block as though it has a hammer
e_bloc: hiding hammer behind its back
bytecaster: That angle flamplin'
LRRbot: Konda's Banner [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Konda's Banner can be attached only to a legendary creature. / Creatures that share a color with equipped creature get +1/+1. / Creatures that share a creature type with equipped creature get +1/+1. / Equip {2}
bytecaster: So all creatures
Mustang_Redcloak: It does move the clock from 3 swings to 2
Micalovits: Do you share a colour with itself?
drewm1022: Does it get +1/+1 per color?
bytecaster: Finally, the stream properly appeals to the youth
WriterRaven: @Micalovits Yep.
Micalovits: Neat!
WriterRaven: @drewm1022 Nope.
Diabore: @Mustang_Redcloak i dont think so, because flock imposter is a 4/4 because of banner
randomino5: @drewm1022 No
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Dr_fragenstien: yes creatures share a color with themselve, no it only cares if it shares any color
bytecaster: So can you do 67 damage this turn, serge?
ballesta25: @Dr_fragenstien (except colorless ones)
Dr_fragenstien:
Diabore: i think i would have not equipped the banner and moved slecge post combat
randomino5: Is that an Ancient Spider
Diabore: multi coloured
Diabore: serge has said he has wilt leaf liege
letsbelgo: @randomino5 you bet
randomino5: Follow up question: Why
Micalovits: Why not?
Diabore: 17 right? fowlknight is a 5/6 from thoughtweft and banner?
Micalovits: It can block as though it has flying!
WriterRaven: @randomino5 For Science!™.
SpleenLord: Spider has lifelink?
Diabore: @SpleenLord had with sledge, which is now on sigarda
LRRbot: Selesnya Sagittars [3GW] | Creature — Elf Archer [2/5] | Reach / This creature can block an additional creature each combat.
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Gavony Township | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Dog_of_Myth:
Khalstrom: He got there
Diabore: serge the hubris!
Lord_Hosk: sneaky win!
Mr_Bitterness: On board tricks!
letsbelgo: GET TOWNED NERD
WriterRaven: hurbis!
pleonasticTautology: HE FORGOT
Mustang_Redcloak: The onboard combat trick
SpleenLord: @Diabore Thanks. Missed that
pleonasticTautology: ON ALL THE DAYS
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
bytecaster: Old cards better than new cards!
lamina5432: the township for the win
LRRbot: Mirror Entity [2W] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / {X}: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X and gain all creature types.
Diabore: @SpleenLord np, it did have reach and first strike though
wrapscalion: So happy that Graham's 2013 deck won
LRRbot: Curious Colossus [5WW] | Creature — Giant Warrior [7/7] | When this creature enters, each creature target opponent controls loses all abilities, becomes a Coward in addition to its other types, and has base power and toughness 1/1.
e_bloc: basic forest
Diabore: perfect timing btw
Khalstrom: That's commander baby
e_bloc: commander is timeless
lamina5432: good strem
Redbassist:
goombalax: 10-player commander game lets go
Mai_Andra: I'm sure chat has the lists.
Julian_Rogue: just make it a fantasy bracket
randomino5: You think this game has legs?
Redbassist: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth:
falcn120: have a good night everyone! thanks for the games
falcn120: excited to watch the vod from the start
NorthArc: fnm
Redbassist: Paul so quiet
Micalovits:
Speaking of, I have really enjoyed watching Serges playthrough on his own channel
Redbassist: Loud Paul hell yeah
djalternative: that's dangerous
IanAllenBird: : o
djalternative: BIG WALK
Redbassist:
lamina5432: big walk is such a good game
hyalopterous: Wood big walk
djalternative: so not the full 12 then?
NorthArc: we like waulkin IG
Mai_Andra: y'all finally sold out... to Big Walk
Redbassist:
Mai_Andra: canonically "not math"
Redbassist: Math pop quiz
Natedogg2: Serge hasn't been blocking?
Dog_of_Myth:
Micalovits: lol
lamina5432: I think ben said he might change that
sithenin: Hoping for more LRR archipelagos. We are enjoying our async on the discord
Mr_Bitterness: Well it is NOWQ
ContingentCat: If you want sure
Redbassist:
Mai_Andra: with that face exactly
djalternative: James, just get some mad math minutes
e_bloc: it is
djalternative: shit at midnight
darkcyril: It's actually punching out, G
couchboyj: I'm too old for this shift
Micalovits: Flamecraft is pretty good
adept_nekomancer: Om nom nom paintings
Redbassist: As opposed to...
Thadrin46: Flamecraft is great
Redbassist:
PPR
Thadrin46: Dead Wizards Club
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