Rhythm Cafe || itch.io Grab Bag!

 protojman: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: itch.io Grab-bag) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
 protojman: 
 Earthenone: !findquote note
  LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
 protojman: bite my shiny metal dream void
 SaxPython: what's good pregame chat?
  Juliamon: guac
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: itch.io Grab-bag) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 Manae:   
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 iarethel0ser:  
 Strebenherz: live, but not hearing anything?
   Anubis169: Hellooooooooooo Chat! 
 TehAmelie: aloha island friends
 adept_nekomancer: It's rhythm time!
  Juliamon: Usually they let the game audio play, but they may not have opened a game yet
 Strebenherz: ah
 accountmadeforants: 
 TehAmelie: we've got funk
DideRobot: LRR: Time clean out the Rhythm Cafe backlog as we check out a bunch of Rhythm Games on itch.io! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117266226013852201
 accountmadeforants: Speaking of itch io games (and rhythm-adjacent), can still highly recommend Vs. Really Cool Bird: https://bobacupcake.itch.io/vs-really-cool-bird
 SaxPython: !rhythm
  LRRbot: Submit suggestions for Rhythm Cafe here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdjf1Ku8MmPLS44JgwxUdsd8JzXtcTM9IPgcQRK8Zc8A47Enw/viewform
 TheMerricat: chat, it's 6pm where I am, and I just got up an hour ago. I love Sundays. 
 accountmadeforants: Oh I wasn't actually going to recommend it for Rhythm Cafe, I just wanted to drop it in chat for anyone bored 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
   Anubis169:  
 SaxPython: @accountmadeforants 
 TehAmelie: hello!
 TheMerricat: Chatlings is that like a Zergling but more toxic?
 adept_nekomancer: Like from the planet Chat?
 protojman: but master holmer, there's too many of them. what are we going to do
 Strebenherz: 
 TheMerricat: Ian as Frakes.
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat It's already Monday where I'm at, but enjoy your Sunday 
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants 
 RandomTrivia: 
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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 accountmadeforants: Bunchastuff GO
 Strebenherz: If there is a gas leak, and ian is involved, will we be able to tell?
 adept_nekomancer: Regular Crispy Day is nearly upon us
 RandomTrivia: Oh is today Regular Crispy Day (observed)?
 RandomTrivia: Ah, next week then
 RandomTrivia: Don't worry, Heather, the VST handles DB uploads
 accountmadeforants: "Presence in the room" sounds like a prelude to a horror movie
 RandomTrivia: The Big Dump™
 Wolfstrike_NL: I would not wish that on anyone to do it alone
 LordZarano: !rhythm
  LRRbot: Submit suggestions for Rhythm Cafe here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdjf1Ku8MmPLS44JgwxUdsd8JzXtcTM9IPgcQRK8Zc8A47Enw/viewform
 RandomTrivia: @Wolfstrike_NL There's literally like a hundred of us
 accountmadeforants: Itch dot British Indian Ocean Territory
 Wolfstrike_NL: @RandomTrivia Yea, my name is among those 
 Earthenone: welcome to france returns
 RandomTrivia: @Wolfstrike_NL 
 Weagle: Someone's playing it!
 Strebenherz: Bully Grimm any more?
 Weagle: So. Much. Platinum.
 iris_of_ether: Archipelago is super fun
 accountmadeforants: Archipelago is genuinely INSPIRED
 Weagle: Archipelago is so much more interesting for me too
 Weagle: I think it can also add extra spice to games like Osu
 SaxPython: 
 Strebenherz: Just one more.  Just one more
 Weagle: It can give you a course of things to do instead of just "I guess I'm picking these songs"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArborealRelievedTruffleDogFace-lx02QHIb31ng3hHk
 Strebenherz: No dashless grimm for you on that arch run anyways 
 Earthenone: good game
 PharaohBender27: Wait do you need to know chess for this!?
 IanAllenBird: oh fun
 Strebenherz: yes apparently
Pteraspidomorphi: Cadence of chess
 RandomTrivia: 
 Strebenherz: PFFT
 SaxPython: 
 Earthenone: if i know one thing about war, and i dont, its that there is always more pawns
 SaxPython: Rook coming in hot!\
 TehAmelie: now i just worry how we're going to defeat a queen
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 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarelessRockyBoarRlyTho-FArbKi3GHI-divjE
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
 SaxPython: are chess memes good here?  How does a knight move?  What is en passant?
 jessicaengle: !findquote chess
  LRRbot: Quote #5216: "Chess: the original e-sport." —Paul [2018-07-30]
 TehAmelie: i think it was only in like renaissance times when chess reached its final form, it should be possible to know who came up with that. . .
 jessicaengle: 
 jessicaengle: lol
 gsyhiap: I'm not really sure what I expected from the "don't dab the cat" instruction
 Earthenone: idk if people still update it, but dont dab the cat would make great !advice 
 TehAmelie: like my mama always said, if a ballistic cat is heading your way, don't catch it with your face
 SaxPython:    
 gsyhiap: cat-astrophe!
 jessicaengle: 
 adept_nekomancer: 2 cat and 0 points?  Why can't we have 0 cat and 2 points?
 SaxPython: Who keeps throwing these dang cats?
 AlnessVT: Yes, THAT's why
 e_bloc: probably just walked through the wall
 SaxPython: Wheeler?
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 SquareDotCube: What if cake instead
 SaxPython:   
 SquareDotCube: cakes shaped as objects
 adept_nekomancer: Fist of the Navigator
  Sarah_Serinde: I think if you're good enough at this game, they make you the cool dad
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyFrailSamosaTebowing-xZ5e6UCM015jlO9Q
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 snacksmuncher69: your streak indicated by how dripped out your dad gets is a neat mechanic
 TehAmelie: i'm going to bet you've got the world record now
 SquareDotCube: He defeats them with accounting this time
 SaxPython: I can't believe there aren't more "rowdy teens". They don't seem very rowdy
 accountmadeforants: Da(mn)b indeed
 TheMerricat: Oh I'm reading the description, this was commissioned3 by Adult Swim?! 
 SaxPython: I'm worried that Heather has the skill to go infinite
 adept_nekomancer: Is there a kill screen?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklyVainOstrichCclamChamp-dskRWf-7-flyLwqO
 accountmadeforants: I love how the gif below makes it look like this is some kinda video call between multiple dabbers
 IanAllenBird: o7
 adept_nekomancer: Impressive reflexes Heather.
  Sarah_Serinde: turns out Heather is very good at video games
Sysmk4: I’m just here to say, always stay positive and always do what you love, have a wonderful day!
 SaxPython: 
 accountmadeforants: Okay combining Cookie Clicker with rhythm games is cool
 TehAmelie: this is like the core game in that Drummer Simulator game from W+P
 SquareDotCube: 8080808080808....
 SaxPython: ian is locked in
 IanAllenBird: looks like the cost is the bottom number
 e_bloc: me, a snow hare foraging in winter
 SixPairsOfFeet: but where is the "caw" crow sound
 adept_nekomancer: We have to bring about the rhythm singularity
 e_bloc: every song you've ever heard playing at the same time
 BishopAres: Sounds like you're very close to Nine Inch Nails - Closer
 SixPairsOfFeet: a chordburger
 tdapenguin: @SixPairsOfFeet chomp chomp. delicious
 SixPairsOfFeet: @tdapenguin this is already my seventh major chordburger and i'm about to burst
 adept_nekomancer: If the chordburger is flat, does that make it a chord smashburger?
 e_bloc: tasty chordburger, notes of twinkly-twinkly
 SixPairsOfFeet: when it's flat that means it's been on the flames for too long and has turned completely black
 SixPairsOfFeet: the real question is, how do you get to the "secret menu" where they have all the microtonal chordburgers
 adept_nekomancer: As we earn resources faster and faster, everything devolves into chaos.  Accurate late-stage capitalism simulator, 10/10.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun I think those x2 clicks upgrades drag to the click button instead of the spots.
 SixPairsOfFeet: folks i think our music machine has a 10% chance to destroy humanity in the next 10 years
 e_bloc: needs more shoes in a dryer
 niccus: someone convinced Plaid to use more drums
 kimmiekoneko: meh, i've made worse
 CaptainCoriale: almost reached peak hyperpop
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 SixPairsOfFeet: i find this actually mostly listenable honestly
 e_bloc: flo rida would sample this
 SquareDotCube: detour to +30 bpm
 SquareDotCube: Expect it to show up on next weeks BNF
 adept_nekomancer: I'm actually kind of interested in listening to how each new addition subtly changes the mix.
noSmokeFire: a Wizard of Speed and Time reference? at this time of year?
 SixPairsOfFeet: for clicker games it's always worth rebinding mouse wheel to left click and just spinning it as fast as you can. there's some mice where you can make the wheel spin freely even!
 e_bloc: "But I knew I needed a click, so we put a click on the 24-track Which then was synced to the Moog Modular I knew that could be a sound of the future"
 kimmiekoneko: ah yes, hans jörg moroder
 SixPairsOfFeet: "double bass. unf unf unf unf. that's rock and roll!"
 adept_nekomancer: @SixPairsOfFeet "Why did you hook an industrial flywheel to your USB port?"
 e_bloc: apparently that is possibly be a song by Heather and Ian
 kimmiekoneko: i've seen the future, and it's a 909 kickdrum stomping on a club floor forever
 SixPairsOfFeet: four faces to the floor
 e_bloc: @kimmiekoneko 
 SixPairsOfFeet: if you're not putting a clap on every one of your 16 steps, i'm sorry to say this but you're going to get left behind
 JohneyS: I've heard this Ministry song.
 e_bloc: the sounds are made up on the points don't matter
 SixPairsOfFeet: imagine if this game hooked up to other things via WebMIDI
 SixPairsOfFeet: "my eurorack modular synth is outputting a beat so nasty that it gives 50000 points per step in Rhythmcremental!"
 e_bloc: I am enjoying this cacophony simulator
 SixPairsOfFeet: what does it say in Total Annihilation? Mission Area Expanded?
 iarethel0ser: The lack of sine wave doubler is upsetting to my sense of order.
 e_bloc: he can sure play a mean snare drum
 iarethel0ser: 
 niccus: i guess there have been more modular-electronics-games now with Rogue Voltage and Wireworks
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 e_bloc: that's the good ending, the bad ending is your progress gets randomly deleted
 adept_nekomancer: Now we just need a cosine wave option and then we can see how much everyone remembers from trig class.
 JoannaTastic: the price for earning more points is listening to what you've made
   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169: cuppa tea time
 kimmiekoneko: @adept_nekomancer i just hit the "invert phase" button until it sounds thicker. that's all i know about trigonometry
 SixPairsOfFeet: "that's a nice beat senator, why don't you back it up with some vocals?"
 TehAmelie: this is hypnotic
  Juliamon: I suppose 'hypnotic' is one way to phrase it
 offbeatwitch: Awesome
 SaxPython: Ian played this with his HOTAS
  Juliamon: Is that why you put them in Otterboxes?
 SaxPython: 
 TheMerricat: Ian, most of them open up int he back... and I'm not getting in that end.
 SaxPython: C-5 Galaxy Erasure
 adept_nekomancer: The "songs as tickets" interface is cute.
 tdapenguin: but explosions! they make things better, right?
 SaxPython: Can we add Duck Bill // Ram Horns // Wings // Backpack?
  Juliamon: I made a Takoluka amigurumi back when I could still crochet. I wish I could make more.
 tdapenguin: this is neat
  Juliamon: Ah, a more traditional cacophony
anosognostic: maybe focus on one color at a time
 tdapenguin: i used to be really good on the numpad. sadly out of practice.
 IanAllenBird: this seems so hard
 niccus: why choose? you can have both at the same time
 IanAllenBird: lmao
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   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169: mrow?
 SaxPython:  
 IanAllenBird: maybe X or Z
 TheMerricat: For those who don't know Pico8 is a virtual game console that was created so folk could make NES type games.
 TheMerricat: "Up, Down, Left, Right: Arrow KeysO Button (Action 1): Z, C, or NX Button (Action 2): X, V, or MPause / Menu: Enter or P"
 LordZarano: The original version of Celeste was a Pico8 game
 serramarkov: It's a Ballroom Blitz!
 SaxPython: Squad up
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 HorusFive: Jazz, Afrobeat, Classical and KPop.  The 4 genders
 tdapenguin: @HorusFive i'm afrobeat. tag yourself
 tdapenguin: (tagging optional)
anosognostic: a little late but my dancing/party anxiety nightmare is big red words flashing "BAD" related to my dancing that everyone can see
 SquareDotCube: I regret to inform you that everyone comes with a free skeleton Ian
 HorusFive: @anosognostic [Beej voice] "It's not that" (door lock sound)
 SaxPython: meow, meow, meow meow meow
 HorusFive: What is the most likely number to roll on 4d6?  Is it actually 14?
 tdapenguin: @HorusFive pretty sure
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 SquareDotCube: tambourine-shaped brass knuckles
anosognostic: @HorusFive ok I know it looks bad but "detect evil" is not foolproof a poweful wizard hit me with nystuls magical aura I swear
 SquareDotCube: timely
 Xafty: but Ian, that song is for the 22nd, because its about remembering the 21st
 calculated_uncertainties: @SquareDotCube they are both percussion instruments.
 HorusFive: @anosognostic I have no reason not to believe you are telling the absolute truth
 SaxPython: This might be most rhythm and most game
 IanAllenBird: ouch
 SaxPython:  
 SaxPython: !clip
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 gsyhiap: 
anosognostic: discretion is the better part of valor
 IanAllenBird: good enough!
anosognostic: gg wp
 HorusFive: 
 SaxPython: Orb! 
 gsyhiap: Only three quarters singed
 tdapenguin: there's still time to singe that last quarter!
 SaxPython:  
anosognostic: this is a bop
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 gsyhiap: 
 Driosenth: This game is great
 IanAllenBird: f
 SAJewers: !clip
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 SaxPython: 
 IanAllenBird: rip
 CaptainSpam: Wait, Heaven Studio?  Nintendo hasn't shut that down... ah, yep, there it is.
 exeJayce: oh yeah speaking of the spreedsheets: thank you for fixing the Love Live video, Heather 
 CaptainSpam: Roll 1d12 to play?
 niccus: Pulse Codex does have a demo on itch, but i haven't verified
 anosognostic: o7 appreciate you risking getting owned for content
  Sarah_Serinde: this is cute 
  Sarah_Serinde: let this be a reminder that if you're "bad at art" you can still make delightful things
 anosognostic: are the links/spreadsheet anywhere? or did I miss it
 anosognostic: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 jibkat: how high can you get the bpm?
 jibkat: 
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun what's the leaderboard show?
 jibkat: oh hey TheMerricat 
 TheMerricat: Oh hey Jibkat! 
 exeJayce: I want to go play Audiosurf now...
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 SAJewers: !clip ͏
 SAJewers: so, do we leave this game on onvernight for whoever's in tomorrow to continue? 
 PharaohBender27: 120 Hey, isn't Regular Cripsy day coming up?
 PharaohBender27: 
 SaxPython: !rhythm
  LRRbot: Submit suggestions for Rhythm Cafe here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdjf1Ku8MmPLS44JgwxUdsd8JzXtcTM9IPgcQRK8Zc8A47Enw/viewform
 LordZarano: !paypal
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 exeJayce: I think Beej might be the only one who knows how the website works LMAO
 jibkat: Big Walk!
 SaxPython: !ppr
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 anosognostic:  
 exeJayce: yay Saturday stream AND more People of Note, excellent 
 anosognostic: the other bryan-david
 SaxPython: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 6 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 5, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 222, new followers: 10, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100
 tdapenguin: there were folks
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 exeJayce: 420, nice
 anosognostic: 
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AstuteRealMomRuleFive-MHNaHvXy9WUZznb6
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyBlightedGazellePogChamp-kgs_RB4RRp655ky7
 SaxPython: oh no
 HorusFive: We live here now
 SaxPython:  
 HorusFive: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 ErynTzun: >_>
 calculated_uncertainties: And now, 19 hours of... this.
 tdapenguin: and yet, we're still here.....
 iris_of_ether:       
 SaxPython: are ad watchers having a better time than me?
 SAJewers:  
 tdapenguin: ah, the sound of sweet silence
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