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BusTed: reunited and it feels so goooood
TXC2: reunited 'cause we're made of woooood
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TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Nelson
TXC2: !patreon
kid_flashionable: Soloki soloki
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duallain: earmuffs is me taking my ears off???!!!?
TXC2: !youtube
TXC2: !store
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TXC2: "somehow, Adam Returned"
JinaMahavira:

VrolikSyndrome: Holy shit
TXC2: Hello Adam
Strebenherz:

CabooseFails: also ringside damage modifier
Mai_Andra: Hurray! There were enough patreon donations to bring Adam back!
TXC2: yeap the Ringside suit with bonus typo
duallain: played strip poker with the mic stand?
VrolikSyndrome: Right side best side
TXC2: which will probably get fixed
VrolikSyndrome: Unless you're mirrored right now...
TXC2: righty is the Print screen key of keyboard of LRR
CabooseFails: aren't there only like three people who right side also?
Obos_TAB: Are there any bears in this game?
TXC2: Obos_TAB we don't know Zangief's sexual orientation, so no
LurkerSpine:
100
kid_flashionable: Oh thats some hair
TehAmelie: i believe the text would only suggest Zangief is lift-sexual
Mai_Andra:
goblin so main, he's been added to the going live screen 
TXC2: TehAmelie yes
TehAmelie: he loves dem gains
CabooseFails: Nelly was only tilted for like 90 minutes though
Obos_TAB: that walk out though
TXC2: 3 hours is a LONG time to stay at peak level
CabooseFails: he did actually hit at least one sick od dp into air knuckle
LowUpsideCJ: what’s up Wednesday Wednesday Stream Club
TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ welcome
Obos_TAB: wow dang
TheMerricat: just got home from shopping, belated welcome back to Adam!
TheMerricat: groceries!
TXC2: you gotta take the first wifi to break the curse Nelson
offbeatwitch: last one was wifi
offbeatwitch: lotta wifi warriors this morning
CabooseFails: what about a lot of food but also some small amount of weed?
TimeToFry: Can we trade with weed island
CabooseFails: can we negotiate the terms of this hypothetical?
Obos_TAB: no way if i had unlimited weed to smoke someone would spot the smoke faster
TehAmelie: do you automatically get the weed? cause i'm not actually cool enough to know how to get it
dankmemeter: History of the world part 1
TehAmelie: not in this country
LowUpsideCJ: I’m not cool enough for stores
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TXC2: most of the world is not as cool as Canada
TimeToFry: Gottem
CabooseFails: there's a video of some federalis burning a farm wearing bandanas for "filtering" (it doesn't work)
LowUpsideCJ: I willingly come here
LowUpsideCJ: and this treatment
Strebenherz: Goddamn
TXC2: will this be another all jamie week?
matthaus_c: 5 star mash
Obos_TAB: nice
matthaus_c: that block fired nelly up
CabooseFails: Mostly Jamies
Obos_TAB: yeah wow thats right
Obos_TAB: jamie party
matthaus_c: very nice
AceGun_: Woki Oki Fight Club? (Wednesday Oki Oki)
matthaus_c: that's why they call it green hand
CabooseFails: But you took a game off a diamond 4, so that's neat
CaptainDaks: yoJohnson is mashing jab every time. testing your airtight setups
TXC2: hello AceGun_ welcome
TXC2: won the middle game wasn't it?
offbeatwitch: you won the second game
TimeToFry: Hachi machi
rosesmcgee: It's like in DBZ when some characters can perceive the movement speed of a battle they are watching and others can't
TXC2: recovery is better at higher levels
TXC2: players panic less
AceGun_: he's like +7 or something crazy
TXC2: it's all about reducing the mental frames
TheMerricat: Making a mistake in Magic, which tends to be over in five turns is a bit different from making a mistake in a fighting game where you have way more 'turns' to recover from that mistake.
Mai_Andra: Where you going? to Memphis?
matthaus_c: cursed drivetech outfit jp
TehAmelie: i must admit i never imagined JP in athletic gear
LowUpsideCJ: this is how JP would dress if he wasn’t keeping up appearances
TXC2: Saruman at the BJJ openmat session
TehAmelie: the posture with the hand behind his back always gave the impression he was very old and in pain. . .
bl1ghtbouquet: cant jump after ex spike, just normal one iirc
TimeToFry: JP is ripped as fuck
TehAmelie: "smack you with my stick while i hold my hernia in place"
TehAmelie: -style
therepoman__: early oki waow
TXC2: hello therepoman__ welcome
wyndhunter: Learning our puch lessons early this week, nice
LowUpsideCJ: if you can’t stand the rainbow, get outta my first sunshine after rain. as they say
ManWithTheMask13: Hello chat
TXC2: hello ManWithTheMask13 welcome
ManWithTheMask13: I am back from a decently good interview, hoping to see Nelly kick some ass
CypherRaze:
What a wholesome chat 
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 hell yeah big dawg
TXC2:
CypherRaze thanks, we try 
ManWithTheMask13:
@LowUpsideCJ 
CypherRaze: Something I've always loved about this channel and the people is how mature everyone is.
LowUpsideCJ: absolute cinema pose
ManWithTheMask13: Luke when he saw Baywatch
LowUpsideCJ: absoluke cinema
LowUpsideCJ: nailed it
TXC2: Luke about to slap his knees and say "right" as he leaves
LowUpsideCJ: as soon as I get a hit my brain starts rushing so fast and my hands mash to keep up
ManWithTheMask13: when the cursed amulet tells you to boot up sf6 ranked
CypherRaze: I'm one of them. i think it's MAD impressive at where you are from where you came from.
LowUpsideCJ: wouldn’t last a day in the asylum where they raised me (ranked mines)
Mai_Andra:
There was that one time Nelson just started spamming heavy punch to finish out a match. 
CypherRaze: I could never play fighting games
awildshen: it is 100% DI-able
ManWithTheMask13: this JP champion
ManWithTheMask13: Liking the beard today, Nelly
CypherRaze: Can I just say, I'm exceptionally proud of you both.
LowUpsideCJ: it’s drivetech wear wednesday
ManWithTheMask13: How are you today, big dog
ManWithTheMask13: got em
ManWithTheMask13: THANK YOU CAPCOM
ManWithTheMask13:

matthaus_c: that was invincible on launch?????
matthaus_c: bro
ManWithTheMask13: @matthaus_c For like months. Maybe even 8 months
TXC2: it was invincible for awhile dog
TXC2: gotta sell them DLCs
JKBalch: dang
AceGun_: It was invuln until last patch, so over a year.
matthaus_c:
I haven't played since Season 2
good time to come back
AceGun_: Mai came out Feb 2025
ManWithTheMask13: @AceGun_ ty Ace
ManWithTheMask13: FEBRUARY?
ManWithTheMask13: It's so sick to see you have that combo down reliably, Nelly
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
LowUpsideCJ: time for my daily yard time (walking laps around the office)
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, wake up DI
TXC2: and we're back
LostThePirate:

ManWithTheMask13: the better beard has returned
matthaus_c: jimothy arc
TXC2: is there any news on jimothy?
ManWithTheMask13: you're speaking to a scuffed Golgari Brownscale
matthaus_c: the raccoon from the streets
matthaus_c: yah
TXC2: a real live rqacoon
Izandai: Yeah, a real-world actual raccoon with a spinal deformity.
LowUpsideCJ: that irl jimothy champion
LostThePirate: As someone who's gone fro, pixie cut to waist length several times in my life, yeah, growing hair out can have some difficult phases, heh
ManWithTheMask13: Some of the Seachats have been doing at daily MTG-sudoku and it's a blast for remembering odd cards
Izandai: Badges don't necessarily have anything to do with the channel.
matthaus_c: hornet badge is global, I think I got it on serge's channel
TXC2: "This badge was earned by subscribing to a streamer in the Hollow Knight: Silksong category during game launch week."
ManWithTheMask13: Mr Horrible and I are the same person apparently
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
TXC2: yeah Honda! in honour of the Basho being on!
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
CAKHost: I recently learned that there are collectable slap bracelets based on wrestling belts and I have a STRONG temptation to get one even though I do not want a slap bracelet collection...
matthaus_c: choosing to believe this is a Rey Mysterio fan
ManWithTheMask13: Happens to the best of us
TXC2: it was the area code of where he grew up
drizztnailo: it’s the San Diego area code
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 I mostly know cards from the last five years but in fairness that’s when I started playing
CabooseFails: Isn't this the Mai from before?
CabooseFails: "Franksteak" is a very familiar name
bl1ghtbouquet: yeah theyre on random
TXC2:
LowUpsideCJ the last 5 years is also like 1/4 of all magic cards ever 
matthaus_c: oh so it is
therepoman__: Yeah they are queuing random select
ManWithTheMask13:
there have been some fine cards in the past 5 years. they reprinted brainstorm 
matthaus_c: queuing random on ranked goes hard
LowUpsideCJ: long arms
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wyndhunter: is that split kick that keeps landing an overhead?
ManWithTheMask13: yeah it's a rickshaw
ManWithTheMask13: 🛺
TXC2: what isn't an emoji these days?
bl1ghtbouquet: no thats real emoji
matthaus_c: missed cmk emoji
LowUpsideCJ: beating a dead horse emoji
Izandai:

ManWithTheMask13: yessir
ManWithTheMask13: nice punish
matthaus_c: very gooood
CypherRaze: Adam, you gonna play WoW Forever?
Izandai: @LowUpsideCJ That one I could believe is real.
TXC2:
"my pal Moses" is kinda wild to me 
ManWithTheMask13: my pal Moss
LowUpsideCJ: playing the hits
ManWithTheMask13: SUPPRESSOR
ManWithTheMask13: RAHHH
LowUpsideCJ: lmaoooo
ManWithTheMask13: The forbidden back hitbox
drizztnailo: OH NOOOOOOO
TXC2: !clips
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therepoman__: bro
Mai_Andra: Moses had a boat as a baby. Sort of.
ManWithTheMask13: mvc3 ass hitbox
drizztnailo: BUT LARIAT...
TXC2:
Mai_Andra 
Izandai:

drizztnailo: my fault, king
Izandai: To be fair, Luke literally stuck his foot into the giant ki orb.
drizztnailo: i lost my cool
matthaus_c: moses parted the red sea
CabooseFails: Moses was Charlton Heston
Izandai: Like, to a Smash player that wasn't even weird.
Izandai: All fighting game players are weird.
ManWithTheMask13: you should see the hit spheres on Dr. Doom's buttons
ManWithTheMask13: Adam
CypherRaze: yeah moses did all the magic shit
Izandai:

drizztnailo: moses is the one with a beyblade
DaVeganPolice: You're a Valheim player now, so you're automatically a little freak
ManWithTheMask13: Moses had the frame data
LowUpsideCJ: reality fracture is just a universe where Jace got everyone into fighting games
Izandai: Yeah that's how he parted the Red Sea.
matthaus_c: moses had green hand
ManWithTheMask13: Had the supercombo page on stone
Izandai: Eugh. Hate that corruption of language.
iconicshadow89: its on steam so you can read on your computer
ManWithTheMask13: He bought the mvc3 guidebook, he has the tech
Izandai: @iconicshadow89 What, the Bible?
matthaus_c: yeah the bible is on steam
TXC2: which version? vulgate?
iconicshadow89: @Izandai yeah it was on a lets nope stream
matthaus_c: idk man I don't follow the bible patch notes
ManWithTheMask13: we love OD sandblast
CabooseFails: 87% positive reviews
LowUpsideCJ: achievements?
ManWithTheMask13: I ain't watchin that shit
TXC2: matthaus_c smart
Izandai:

TheMerricat:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/ "A digital recreation of The Bible in Kinetic Novel form! Read through and save passages in any order with an original soundtrack, or listen through the greatest story ever told in audiobook form. Featuring an extensive Trivia section to find out how well you really know the stories of Old and New. "
therepoman__: 6 7
ManWithTheMask13:
call me back when there's a Tao Te Ching stream 
drizztnailo: gotta speedrun getting 100 percent of the achievements for the bible
Izandai: @TheMerricat ...Huh.
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 based
El_Zilcho22:

Izandai:

wyndhunter:

ManWithTheMask13: god indeed
AceGun_: I didn't like the timeskip.
LowUpsideCJ: Bible shippuden
iconicshadow89: it falls off in later seasons
matthaus_c: bro the Flood arc????
CabooseFails: adam: jewish because the new stuff sucks
Izandai: Fuck, this is that good good heresy.
LowUpsideCJ: save the cheerleader save the son of god
bebuiscit: I heard the reader numbers didn't maintain into the new seasons, maybe that's why it got cancelled
CypherRaze: Yeah original season was good, the rest kinda meh
TXC2: it's sad too, 'cause season 4 felt like they had righted the ship
ManWithTheMask13: yes
ManWithTheMask13: It counts
drizztnailo: the "this character costs 7$" sign?
Izandai:

El_Zilcho22:

TXC2: good old book of Exodus babee
iconicshadow89: david vs goliath + top tier tounament arc
DaVeganPolice: After Act5 God got kinda woke
TheMerricat: Was Jesus there? Yes? New Testament. No? Old.
ManWithTheMask13: I've just started watching The Young Pope. hell of a show
matthaus_c: King Solomon that was my guy
LowUpsideCJ: Jude law right?
Mai_Andra: There was a Bible based Nintendo game called Exodus that was unironically a great puzzle game.
ManWithTheMask13: Jude Law as a pope demanding his cherry coke first thing in the morning is unbeatable
TXC2: TheMerricat quite a lot of the new testament is after Jesus dies, it's mostly shit
ManWithTheMask13: @LowUpsideCJ mhm, handsome-ass Jude Law
drizztnailo: @ManWithTheMask13 is that the one with jude law pope homelander?
LowUpsideCJ: @ManWithTheMask13 god he’s good looking
LowUpsideCJ: @drizztnailo new sentences
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Yeah but they keep mentioning him so he's there in.... SPIRIT. 
Izandai: boooooooooooooooooooo
Mai_Andra: There were a few unlicensed NES games for sale at the scholastic book fair. Others were basic 2d platformers with Bible story skins.
TXC2:
TheMerricat
touché
ManWithTheMask13: @drizztnailo Horrible sentence but 3 episodes in kinda
ManWithTheMask13: UUUUUUUUUUU
drizztnailo: we got a North holder
ManWithTheMask13: smoked
Izandai: NICE patience.
TheMerricat: GOD that was my game.
El_Zilcho22: Metroid NES is my favorite.
LowUpsideCJ: I played a lot of weird Sega Genesis games
Mai_Andra: we rented Rescue Rangers a few times. It was a banger.
CabooseFails: @LowUpsideCJ General Chaos!
AceGun_: spitting
Izandai: You ever play River City Girls?
TheMerricat: Chat, the best Saturday morning for young TheMerricat? A round of Battletoads till you get past the bike section, then Chip and Dales.
Mr_Horrible: good morning streamers
Scrubbodiestobears: the one with the overworld map!
Mr_Horrible: my back still fucked up
ManWithTheMask13: The Last Door speedrunning community has at least 4 runners
drizztnailo: battletoads? like the guy from killer instinct?
Scrubbodiestobears: also good morning hi hello
TXC2: hello Mr_Horrible welcome
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible Hello, me
Izandai: It's very good.
Mai_Andra: There was also a Super Dodge Ball game based on the same engine as River City Ransom.
El_Zilcho22: Oh god tye first TMNT game I never got passed the purple seaweed.
LowUpsideCJ: life is a spiritual successor to general chaos
ManWithTheMask13: Arthur mentioned?
Mai_Andra:
Street Fighter 2010 
CabooseFails: There's a kickstarter for it, currently
lightfut: Would the spiritual successor be major general chaos?
lightfut: I'm unsure of the chain of command
Mr_Horrible: hello??? Super Metroid???
AceGun_: Hard to argue
El_Zilcho22: I still have my childhood copy of General Chaos.
CabooseFails: 4 days left, not close to their goal
AceGun_: @Mr_Horrible Not an NES game
TXC2: Super mario 3 might be one of the beat games of all time
CabooseFails: Regular Metroid
TXC2: *best
Mr_Horrible: oop, that's my bad, I always think Mario 3 SNES for some reason
Mr_Horrible: carry on
Izandai: Dread is peak.
bl1ghtbouquet: i still gotta play super
bl1ghtbouquet: ive played dread and its deece\
Izandai: Metroid Dread, rather.
Mr_Horrible: Secret of Mana very good
MrSarkhan: Link to the Past was my favorite SNES game.
Mai_Andra: I had a gameboy, so Metroid 2 was my goat.
ManWithTheMask13: me booting up Scooby Doo Unmasked
LowUpsideCJ: I think my favorite game as a kid was DuckTales QuackShot
jadielady: hey y'all
Mr_Horrible: @bl1ghtbouquet if you haven't, Super, Fusion, and Zero Mission are all very good in the sidescroller category
itira: Nelson, Willow video woulda had it
El_Zilcho22:

LostThePirate:
My kid took less than a week to bring home the first cold of the school year 
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
Scrubbodiestobears: i feel like that archetype evolved into ARPGs?
CabooseFails: They did Four Swords
itsr67: howdy
wyndhunter: all versions of those multiplayer zelda games do not sell
ManWithTheMask13: @itsr67 salutations
CabooseFails: Which was four Links and none women
TXC2: hello itsr67 welcome
Mr_Horrible:
"Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?" 
CabooseFails: And required a GameCube and four GBAs
ManWithTheMask13: based name
ManWithTheMask13: Amazing name from this Alex
Mai_Andra: Four Swords was a banger. They even made a second Four Swords, and also Tri-Force Heroes (3 player)
wyndhunter: four swords adventures, tri force heroes,
Mr_Horrible: 4 Swords Adventures, yeah
bl1ghtbouquet: actually if youre based link is a woman
JinaMahavira: You did yes
drizztnailo: "ryu is carried" *is playing alex* smh
Izandai: I would LOVE a Zelda where it's Link and Zelda going on an adventure together and you can switch between them freely or even play both co-op. But that would be a fairly different kind of game from the series core and it's really not weird they haven't done something like that yet.
itsr67: I should go back and watch those
Mr_Horrible: I remember the 4 of you struggling mightily at the prison yard segment
LostThePirate: I remember that happening at some point
Mr_Horrible: which was extremely funny
TheMerricat: So Nintendo _claims_ the reason they don't make multiplayer Zelda games is because they 'underperformed' and 'it was too high a barrier for players because both players had to own the game'. Which ignores the fact that just adding multiplayer to a zelda game _is_ an option.
Izandai: I mostly remember the clip of Beej reading something weird on his screen and you yelling "That's not what it says!" and then looking and saying "That's what it says."
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat eh, I think adding multiplayer to a "normal" zelda isn't as easy as that. A lot of the puzzles are built around player limitations, so modulating them for multiple people is non-trivial
ManWithTheMask13: I like making them do it
TXC2: force that spend
Izandai: Yeah making a Zelda that works as both a single player and a co-op experience would be a significant design challenge.
ManWithTheMask13: DDT
Mr_Horrible: but agreed that a Zelda game that could drop-in co-op would be dope as hell, there's so many fun characters to choose from
Izandai: And a Zelda that's only designed to be played co-op would sharply limit the audience.
TXC2: RAPIDO!
drizztnailo: dead as hell
TheMerricat: @Mr_Horrible Yes, if you design a game around the idea that it's only going to be played by a single player... then adding coop becomes nontrivial. If you _start out_ with the idea that they might have a friend along....
Izandai: It's still a significant design challenge.
TheMerricat:
And sides, watching Wiggins play Zelda games has proven to me, no one plays the puzzles AS designed. 
matthaus_c: tiger driver!
TXC2: game design hard
Izandai:
@TheMerricat 
BusTed:

ManWithTheMask13: This Adam guy
lightfut: You're alive and about to make it his problem
TXC2: do over, do over
drizztnailo: give nelly the winstreak back frfr
TXC2: 4 years in and the truth comes out
El_Zilcho22: False, you're pretty good at fighting games!
wyndhunter: @drizztnailo adam starting his next session on Marisa with a -1 win streak somehow
drizztnailo: fighting games a lil hard
therepoman__: The routing changed on forward fierce changed for punish counter only
Mr_Horrible: bro *I* hate getting thrown
Mr_Horrible: I can't blame them
drizztnailo: i be a delay tech addict
matthaus_c: covered in milk and thrown against the wall
Mr_Horrible:
moooooom he's throw looping! 
wyndhunter: command grabs for me, but no normal throws for thee
TXC2: matthaus_c why milk?
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c make a nice noise, at least
Juliamon: TXC2 it's a meme
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 cursed meme
matthaus_c: @TXC2 makes you more goopable
drizztnailo: getting thrown in sf6 in particular does suck a lot tbf
TXC2: Juliamon Mr_Horrible sigh, of course it is
therepoman__: Yeah the 6HP target combo leaves them standing on punish counter
TXC2: matthaus_c I see
ManWithTheMask13: Fatal Furry is when I hop on
AceGun_: Fighting EX Layer
LowUpsideCJ: also a skin in fall guys
LowUpsideCJ: yeah he’s ripped it’s very funny
TheMerricat: Chat am I having a hallucination, wasn't there a full on Street Fighter X Art of Fighting gmae at one time?
TXC2: Fatal Furry should be game
TXC2: TheMerricat there was SF X Tekken, not sure if there was a crossover with KoF
therepoman__: Nice conversion Nelly
Iceberg_Man: theres 2 capcom vs snk games
TheMerricat:
@TXC2 Then I'm just having a hallucination because I couldn't find any evidence of it either. 
TXC2: Iceberg_Man ah, named for the companies and not the brands within
TheMerricat: Thought I did find this and found it funny: "The Parody: Capcom viewed Art of Fighting as a direct imitation of Street Fighter. They responded by introducing Dan Hibiki, who combined Ryo and Robert's visual designs with Yuri Sakazaki's personality mannerisms, intentionally making him weaker or more comical."
Mr_Horrible: call us The Ghost of Christmas Future because we're putting this Tiny Tim in a grave
ManWithTheMask13: D:
itsr67: D:
ManWithTheMask13: wtf
AceGun_: Is it SvC Chaos?
TXC2: is it any good?
LowUpsideCJ: do you still play a mid tier in that one
Simbionis: Completely downloaded them
DaVeganPolice: as a treat
ManWithTheMask13: Based
ManWithTheMask13: sign me up
DaVeganPolice: Second Breakfast Terry
LowUpsideCJ: oh so it’s like a precursor to dbfz
iconicshadow89: Sheri Terri
ManWithTheMask13: nice one, Nelly
TXC2: Terry after Mai has left him
Mr_Horrible: Terrence Boberrence
AceGun_: Correct.
TXC2:
oh yeah 
ManWithTheMask13: How dare you insult Itsr like that
AceGun_: They are engaged/married in various canon.
matthaus_c: the verb is named after him
lightfut: Ooh eponyms are fun
ManWithTheMask13: smoked
ManWithTheMask13: this game rules
TheMerricat: My understanding is Mai basically decided she was Andy's girlfriend and he was either too uncomfortable or stoic to claim otherwise, then things snowballed.
LowUpsideCJ: we’ve all been there
TXC2: Opp wanted none of that smoke
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, what's your opinion on opiaries
CabooseFails: oh hey we haven't had a jamie in a while huh?
CabooseFails: this'll be a nice change
offbeatwitch: this jamie player movin different
Mr_Horrible: my guess is "opiates but missed a key"
DaVeganPolice: apiaries?
Mr_Horrible: oh, that doesn't have the 2nd i tho, hmm
CabooseFails: ovaries?
ManWithTheMask13: @DaVeganPolice ^
Izandai:

itira: LOL jesus
TheMerricat: According to Google OP's name means "Juma Zhongdeng wants to become a street style master"
ManWithTheMask13: I'm cooked
LowUpsideCJ: apiaries are a B at best
Mr_Horrible: opiaries are apiaries where all the bees just sit on pillows and get blitzed off hookah
DaVeganPolice:
they're all the buzz these days 
ManWithTheMask13: there we go
wyndhunter: opiaries are bee hives in the american midwest
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat surprisingly earnest
DaVeganPolice: o7 going down with my ship
Mr_Horrible: that's no greater a sin than any I've committed in this chat, Nelly
Izandai:

HondoTrigger: how's my favorite fighting game player and adam doing?
TXC2:
i've been told we're not allowed to time out puns 
Mr_Horrible: now the REAL button on this segment is Adam times *me* out instead
TXC2: hello HondoTrigger welcome
LowUpsideCJ: wow
Mr_Horrible: they call me The Mentalist
Izandai:

ManWithTheMask13: got eem
FauksStarling: Is he at least your favorite Adam?
HondoTrigger: you've seen my HR speak, I'd thrive
ManWithTheMask13: what a round start
matthaus_c: gotta give it to the biblical one, wouldn't be here without him
ManWithTheMask13: so what I did with Ryu?
Mr_Horrible: saddies
Mr_Horrible: Paul Atreides hustling FGC locals with his perfect foresight
Mr_Horrible: shouting "Lisan Al Gaib!" whenever anyone blocks the mixup
MDHWrites: Nah. Old man like him isn't going to have the reflexes to react to your thoughts in time.
Mr_Horrible: who makin' it?
LowUpsideCJ: professor x is a magneto main
ManWithTheMask13:
@LowUpsideCJ beat me to it 
matthaus_c: talk to Ben about it and never bring up Castlevania
TheMerricat: So even though it was during stream today, I just now realized today is in fact Wednesday and after Okie isn't Talking Sim but LRRMtG.
TXC2: is it live action?
dm818: @TXC2 animated
TXC2: dm818 ah good
AceGun_: No one knows what Jamie does.
YFiddler: big roster
ManWithTheMask13: I only know that I despise him
Mr_Horrible:
@TheMerricat it legit had me panicking a bit when I looked at the notif on my phone after waking up 
ManWithTheMask13: I love how Saint Cola has open hatred for Jamie and always shares it on commentary
Mr_Horrible: "Fuck you MEAN it's Friday???"
El_Zilcho22: Little Nemo?
Mr_Horrible: The Adventures of Captain Nemo?
CabooseFails: Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
AceGun_: adventures in slumberland?
Mr_Horrible: the cartoon movie?
ManWithTheMask13: ain't Nemo that alex player?
Mr_Horrible: it's a faerie tale iirc
Mr_Horrible: or at least like a classic story
AceGun_: its an old french comic
CabooseFails: Oh one is a movie and one is a video game and I don't remember which is which
TXC2:
is it CanCon? 'cause it sounds like CanCon 
Mr_Horrible: gotta reserve Wheeler for an afternoon to practice the Lily matchup
Mr_Horrible: and then not run into another Lily on ladder for 5 months
TheMerricat: Whatever you do don't look up little ego.
Mr_Horrible: grab out of DI is so fucking funny every time dude
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible Or hit up Hyperial
Mr_Horrible: "Nah put that paint away we're Van Goghing on a trip"
Mr_Horrible:
@ManWithTheMask13 oh true, I'm not a real one 
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible that’s what I do in silver bc I don’t know anything about anything but I can input command grab
bl1ghtbouquet: you can use medium sand blast
ManWithTheMask13: trying to edit the settings while the game tells you no because you're queuing drives me up a wall
therepoman__: 5HP > M sandblast is a true string now, thats new
TXC2: different Viper
CabooseFails: feels like a rude name over there, opp
CabooseFails: like they're trying to get away with something
TXC2: CabooseFails yes the double g is a touch suspect
A_Dub888: Helloki friends!
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
AceGun_: you can challenge after that standing double-kick thing, she's -2, but keeps mashing.
AceGun_: that
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
A_Dub888: Dammit now we're all liars
AceGun_: it is only two kicks, if there is a third kick, she's mashing.
TXC2: I don't lie, I just forget the truth sometimes
matthaus_c: one of us is always wrong, the other always lies
LowUpsideCJ: e zed come, e zed go
AceGun_: I was mostly calling them out. They were cheating.
A_Dub888: @TXC2 I make comedic factual misstatements
Mr_Horrible: solidifying the timeline where scrooge is damned
TXC2: A_Dub888 exactly
Mr_Horrible: we're his #1 opp
LowUpsideCJ: “you there, boy in the street! hold this mix!”
TXC2: "go to the store, and buy me the biggest Drive rush they have!"
Mr_Horrible: proud of you, but also a little disgusted
TXC2: that's Catholic Adam, that still new Testament
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible Proud of him (slight disgust)
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matthaus_c: magic player playing to his outs?
TXC2: Nelson has never spent a CA badly, send tweet
TXC2: LEVEL UP!
NorthArc: who do you think would win between battle between entire sf roster or mortal kombat?
TXC2: NorthArc Mortal kombat, one of them has a gun
Mr_Horrible: unreal 5
CabooseFails: Remember like six weeks ago when you thought you were going to be wobbling between Plat5 and Diamond1 forever?
matthaus_c: source engine
AceGun_: does Mortal Kombat get the guest characters?
MDHWrites: Mortal Combat characters use literal weapons.
MWGNZ: tekken engine
AceGun_: MK has a bunch of gods
Mr_Horrible: nah, Raiden's washed
CabooseFails: Robocop is in Mortal Kombat and gets to use the big anti-tank explosive rifle in two different moves
LowUpsideCJ: good argument however D D T
Mr_Horrible: speaking of "someone with guns"
TXC2:
they're the same height 
Simbionis: Goro has been unplayable boss character broken though
matthaus_c: Kenny Omega vs the MK roster on the PPV engine
A_Dub888: Only 2 people have kicked out of Kenny's finisher and none of them are on the MK roster
AceGun_: this is "unnecessarily fancy: the character"
TXC2:
AceGun_ this is Manon Erasure 
AceGun_: @TXC2 I mean mechanically, lol. Otherwise, you are correct.
Izandai:

TXC2: AceGun_ fair
thatguysteve2709: I have been silent until now but damn Nelly that was a 10%er right there holy shit
TXC2: "we've kidnapped your wife, do what we say or she'll be killed!" "actually we were gonna get a divorce, so whatever" ".....fuck"
offbeatwitch: wp!
LurkerSpine:
100 Let's GO!
A_Dub888:

TXC2: Great Job Nelson
offbeatwitch: wpwp
TXC2: clap clap clap
TXC2: holy shit a Guile
LurkerSpine: Kill this Guile (I say as a Guile main)
LurkerSpine: nice nice
LurkerSpine: Drive rush throw might be effective against them
LurkerSpine: Got the kill
Omthebox: I forgot about fight club
TXC2: hello Omthebox welcome
Omthebox: suh TXC2 they punchin good today?
Omthebox: that trade was criminal
TXC2: Omthebox sure have been, Nelly even levelled up
Omthebox: Aw yeah. Nuymber go up
Mr_Horrible: hitting a Guile with a projectile feels like you're doing copyright infringement
Mr_Horrible: lol
Mr_Horrible: lmao, even
LurkerSpine:

Mr_Horrible: the OD flash kick, yeah
Mr_Horrible: "It's funny the 4th time if you take a break"
Mr_Horrible: peepaw still too strong
DaVeganPolice: unc still got it? Pog
Mr_Horrible: too many people praying for my grandpa, etc etc
LowUpsideCJ: good ref
TXC2: the Meta isn't real and cannot hurt you
LowUpsideCJ: Ed died at pro level I think
Omthebox: Nelson is master rank in our hearts
Mr_Horrible: nice jump
TXC2:
we have Ryu and Ken, when are they finally adding Sho to this game? 
Mr_Horrible: John Capcom like "I gotchu boo"
Mr_Horrible: he's so sick with it
Mr_Horrible: Daymare 2 voice: "The Baddest Motherfucker"
Mr_Horrible: he had *just* enough space left in his suitcase to fit that grab
lightfut: No uncs here
TXC2: drink up that streak
A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, streakyyyy
JKBalch: nice
El_Zilcho22:

TXC2: uno mas?
Mr_Horrible: Akuma Matatah, it means One Fear
JKBalch: Same braincell
itira:

couchboyj: Rich chocolate Ovaltine?!?
TXC2: Falkor I think is the dragon's name
icelorkk: Y con la clase que lo hace salva... La verdad un GOAT
drewm1022: Luck dragon
TXC2: Chinese style of dragon
lochnessseammonster: not to be mistaken for a loch dragon
itira:
@lochnessseammonster 
Mr_Horrible: "But doctor, *I'M* from Memphis"
lochnessseammonster:
like 3ish... just lurkin 
Mr_Horrible: like parfait, I think
Mr_Horrible: damn, good air-to-air on them
TXC2:
good grief Adam 
Mr_Horrible: wait their club name is just "Canada"
Mr_Horrible: that rules
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible you rules
Mr_Horrible:
@A_Dub888 
Mr_Horrible: sometimes that's enough
Mr_Horrible: they're really on that stand light kick
CAKHost: bye
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
spethycakes: ggs
El_Zilcho22: Ggs
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream 
WiJohn: Goodest of games
Omthebox: haha
lochnessseammonster:

LowUpsideCJ: oof cee into lurm tug? good day
BlindPathfinder: hihihuhu
TXC2: !patreon
Mr_Horrible:
he's right, you know 
TXC2: !store
LRRbot:
The LRR store's Vault has cycled! Relive cherished Lava Bears memories, or put Spoopifer on your body to ward off Adams (or, if you would prefer to attract Adams, nab the new Ringside tee)! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy something?
Mr_Horrible: oh right I gotta spend money today
YFiddler: bye
TXC2: !next
MrSarkhan:

LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible maximum spenditure
Mr_Horrible: the urge to make you guys late by gifting one at a time
El_Zilcho22:

LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs gamers
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads
TXC2: bits! not gonna get fired this week!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
LRRbot:
ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMTG (It's the show where at least 1 LRR crew member plays some form of digital Magic: The Gathering. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
CabooseFails: I like when the stream ends and it helpfully pops up a little sidebar to tell me there's a new most recent video that I just watched
TXC2: CONTACT
shushu2539:

SimGuy3k: Feels like I was just here
Juliamon: Game's still set to SF6
Mai_Andra:
LRRM that TuG 
LurkerSpine: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Street Fighter 6
TXC2: TuG on that LRRM......wait no
LoadingReadyRun: I did update it
Juliamon: It didn't take
Juliamon: Now it did
LoadingReadyRun: wait no I'm dumb ha ah
TXC2: there it goes
EvilBadman: "LRR MTG || Mixed Up Drafts, Strong Crone Vibes" looks right on site
Juliamon: the title was correct, the game wasn't
Juliamon: now they're both correct
tsp397: Magic: The Gathering!
Kentosaurus:

TXC2: here we GO!
tsp397: It's taken me two minutes to realise that it doesn't say Strong Cone Vibes
TXC2: hello Kathleen
Mai_Andra: BraveNewFaves: Draft Edition
TXC2: short/ Normal height compared to LRR
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen! Hello chat!
WiJohn: Giving strong "girl who got on parent's zoom call while they're in the bathroom" vibes
CabooseFails: Brave New Faves but with royalty-free, stream-safe music
TXC2:
"arena is updating" ah, must be a day ending in Y 
fcloud: you know what this means, chat. time to spend an hour talking about vacuums
shushu2539: 12GB?! it's more like a reinstall than an update
Mai_Andra: vote lizard. vote Kathleen.
TXC2: shushu2539 yeap, that's how it does
EvilBadman: 12.1 Jiggabytes?
Flyingdelorion: Kathleen, favourite album of the year so far and why?
Wolfstrike_NL: Talk about appliances? watch out, twitch might put you on the front page
Flyingdelorion: Same here! I get you!
Flyingdelorion: Interesting! I will check it out! Thank you!
ALLxISxLOST: I would like to say I am sorry, I have lost the game and so have all of you.
FauksStarling: I can confidently say that you introduced me to Boards of Canada, Kathleen, and they've become one of my favorite bands.
TXC2: it was some years ago now, But you Kathleen did turn me on to Boards of Canada
EvilBadman:
I mean, that's all you need to be 
kumatsu: I've been getting a LOT of play from Good Kid's new album, which was my first exposure to their stuff
Flyingdelorion: I have heard them before! Very difficult to say for my favourite album, but for now I am going with Angine de Poitrine
atanhel: we have faith in you, Kathlene
EvilBadman: oh dang that explosion finally got graham, shame
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