Juliamon:
Juliamon: also info didn't update
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: also what Juliamon said
LoadingReadyRun: you saw nothing
TXC2: there we go
GhostValv:
TheMerricat: Paranoia check chat, is there audio?
Juliamon: yes, this song starts out quiet
LidofLoathing: @TheMerricat I can hear audio
paronomasiac042: i will see everything
TXC2: TheMerricat should be music
Bruceski: I hear audio
TheMerricat:
NVM. I needed to unplug the headphones. 
iris_of_ether:
My going live said Bomb Busters 
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LoadingReadyRun: @iris_of_ether that was yesterday for Flamecraft
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS!
Juliamon: amazing how far one mistake can cascade on Twitch
iris_of_ether: Hahaha
TXC2: Twitch: a rented apartment of cards
iris_of_ether: I'm surprised anything tech works tbh
BraveOthello: !advice
LRRbot: The answer is always "yes".
TXC2: Here we GO!
empyreon:
TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
TehAmelie: ohaio
Juliamon: nobody likes me everybody hates me guess I'll go eat paintings
iris_of_ether:
IanAllenBird: o/
paronomasiac042: simpulator?
MenomeAlice: UK reference from the 90s: SWING YOUR PANTS
NonchalantAvenger: u guys r weird....
TXC2: I also never took the schoolbus
NonchalantAvenger: i luv it
e_bloc:
370
TXC2: Navies tend to be competent
MenomeAlice: 🎵 Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver, hail to the bus driver, bus driver man🎵 x200
TXC2: Public transport!
IanAllenBird: I only remember one schoolbus driver and it's because she handed out walkmans if we wanted one
MagneticPlushie: THE QR CODE SYSTEM BARELY WORKS it drives me nuts trying to get to roller derby
MagneticPlushie: ive had this exact experience on the busses in vic,,,
TXC2: remember when EVERYTHING didn't need an "app"
TXC2: ?
e_bloc: public services are great, public services should be improve
TheMerricat: The more people who use public services, the fewer rough edges they'll have.
MWGNZ: you know what solves all that? free public transport
MagneticPlushie: Buddy i'm stuck til the end of the month on the other side of the Malahat, its an hour walk to the one bus
TXC2: this is just more evidence of Car bad, train good
TheAinMAP:
The_Color_Twelve: HATE
GhostValv:
The_Color_Twelve: So much HATE for that
niccus: prionic bad manners
TheAinMAP:
e_bloc: in my 30-55 minute commute to work I see that happen at least 5 times a day and I am not exaggerating
MWGNZ: i am glad that one of my cars is big and does not look like i care about it
MagneticPlushie: going up the malahat behind a camper van or trailer gives me the most violent thoughts in existence
iris_of_ether: God I saw some dumbass editorial saying that the new light rail in Seattle doesn't work and we need to replace it with AI buses
iris_of_ether: I got stabby
TXC2:
iris_of_ether "AI buses" the fuck does that even mean? 
EvilBadman: Waymos, maybe?
iris_of_ether: @txc2 Self driving yeah
TXC2: iris_of_ether ugh
iris_of_ether: It solves no problems and causes many more
e_bloc: every day
ArtDecoSunburn: @iris_of_ether Ugh. I hate just inserting "AI" in front of random nouns as a solution for public needs, newspaper columnists.
Manae: As I was raging at traffic this morning, I came up with my wife an idea for a short story about a society where something like pyrokinesis was common, and everyone lived in fearful isolation lest they invoke someone's wrath for some random infraction
DeM0nFiRe: Everry day for work I have to cross the street at an intersection where people not only enter the intersection when they know they wont fit, they will run a red light to do it. And then everyone has to walk around the cars that are parked in the crosswalk
niccus: there's a red light here just after a light rail line and sometimes people gamble waiting on a red light, on the rail
Juliamon: Cars were a mistake, full stop
iris_of_ether:
MagneticPlushie: bring back the island rail coridor
GhostValv:
driving is kinda the worst 
Lord_Hosk: This morning the cars blocked the intersection so I couldn't turn left... the light turned red... I was still sitting there... finally I turned left to clear the intersection and everyone was wailing on there horns at me.. .and im like "I HAD NO CHOICE"
e_bloc: I honestly believe my commute would kill you within a month Cameron
MagneticPlushie: i come to talking sim for 1 thing and its for extremely local compaints
MagneticPlushie: *complaints
epsilon_vee:
as a society we need need heavy lift capacity but just to put the low orbit ion cannons up there to enforce the social contract 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Beltway, right?
The_Color_Twelve: its not hard
MagneticPlushie: SAME CORI. NOBODY ON THIS ISLAND CAN MERGE
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun If i have a video idea for the YouTube channel where can I pitch it?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn kinda, 270 right onto Wisconsin in Bethesda. downtown Bethesda is a nightmare
malsareus: wut?
malsareus: why? just let someone 1, it costs you like 3 seconds
TheMerricat: @MagneticPlushie No need to specify a location. NO ONE can zipper merge because EVERYONE in the world is a fucking selfish asshole who is afraid of letting anyone get something better than them
e_bloc: roundabouts should only be 'merge to traffic in the roundabout'
TXC2: more light rail!
e_bloc: transportation was a mistake
EvilBadman: give me a rail from the van ferry
TXC2: get James on it
TheMerricat: A reminder to chat, that I live in a state where they _tried_ to introduce roundabouts and in a NUMBER of cities people would just plow straight through the round part. Not because they didn't understand the concept but because "FUCK LIBERALS"
SquareDotCube: lots of semtex
MagneticPlushie: replace brentwood bay ferry with bridge
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ugh. I hear you. I hate driving that way. I sometimes get redirected through there my Google Maps. It's all surprise turn lanes and construction cones. How many high end apartment construction sites can one neighborhood have?
malsareus: suspend a tunnel in the water then
ArtDecoSunburn: I used to live in Pittsburgh. Locals joked about the"tunnel monsters" that swallowed tourists.
MagneticPlushie: my gf from nanaimo got really mad when she learned the ferries that dock in downtown vic do NOT got to vancouver
Lord_Hosk: We were at the Mcenzie and highway 1 onramp. it was 19 minutes to Langford. a Ambulance went through and pushed everyone to merge... the time to Langford instantly went to 14 minutes. the inability to merge added 5 minutes to the trip!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: flawless segue Cori
iris_of_ether: !store
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ArtDecoSunburn: Cori, Cam, As someone who is an actual museum curator, I have some reservations about today's game title.
e_bloc:
@ArtDecoSunburn apparently *more* 
MenomeAlice: @TheMerricat As someone who has grown up with roundabouts...fucking hell
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MagneticPlushie: go on cori
e_bloc: thats how you get gout
iris_of_ether:
niccus: maybe it comes with the psychopathy
e_bloc: I mean not how I got gout, but you must get gout that way
MagneticPlushie: he doesnt even try and make human foi gras (as far as i know)
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] I think about eating human beings a lot.
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Juliamon: what level of microplastics are they
JessieImproved: also like, prion disease
malsareus: @MenomeAlice the traditional solution to this is the place an enormeous concrete tree/flower pot in the center
Vinewood_OG:
Do you know how many microplastics a human contains? 
TXC2: how unfolded are their prions ?
e_bloc: @JessieImproved yeah Kuru is nothing to fuck with
iris_of_ether: Yeah there's a reason I don't eat Wisconsin venison lol
MagneticPlushie: this is the worst tongue sandwich ive ever had
InnuendoAndHyperbole: Mmm, DMSO...
GhostValv:
noSmokeFire: Gillian Anderson recently came out as pan, fun fact
TXC2: Good for her
noSmokeFire: her interview on Last Meals was also great
MagneticPlushie: id do a lot of things to have gillian andersone whisper things at my gay ass
MagneticPlushie: thanks for letting that thru mods
e_bloc: that is 100% exactly how I felt Cameron
MenomeAlice: I will say, the scene from the third movie where Hannibal removes the top of the guy's head looks like it would be such a pressure reliever for headaches
LidofLoathing: Technically, I have slightly more of a shot than I did before!
iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
GhostValv:
noSmokeFire: @MagneticPlushie like those bedroom dice: "whisper into" "ass"
Strebenherz:
MagneticPlushie: listen I THINK. I HAVE A SHOT!
e_bloc: painful but true
Vinewood_OG: [Everyone disliked that.]
Juliamon: never say never...
public_key_reveal_party: Camp Miasma was so good though
MagneticPlushie: my funny little lesbian vibes have incredible pull
GhostValv:
e_bloc: I am a divorced 41 year old in the best shape of their life
TXC2: see it's game theory, because everyone now technically has a shot, no one does
ArtDecoSunburn: Again, As someone who is an actual museum curator, I have some reservations about today's game title.
A_Catastrophic_Success: @MenomeAlice I was watching that with a friend and he instantly went “Huh, I didn’t know Ray Liota had a brain!”
MagneticPlushie: oh you werent kidding this game is about eating paintings
noSmokeFire: @ArtDecoSunburn as a museum curator, what is the most edible-looking painting?
SnackPak_: wander bullies, lol
MagneticPlushie: @ArtDecoSunburn also please hire me i have a BFA
TXC2:
noSmokeFire anything by Georgia O'keeffe 
Kentosaurus: Is it cannibalism if we eat portraits of people?
noSmokeFire:
@TXC2 
IanAllenBird: chomp
MenomeAlice: @A_Catastrophic_Success 😂
MagneticPlushie: yum
iris_of_ether: God I love indie gaming
EvilBadman: Doesn't Prof use this song in his Pack videos?
realbadatthis_: oh gosh, it is the prof music
tidehollowcat: I was slowly realizing where I knew this music from
MagneticPlushie: my stomach isnt full of wool but my lungs may be (from spinning and felting raw wool)
TXC2:
"an Anonymous Bosch" damn you description writer 
Lord_Hosk: Sppedrun
ArtDecoSunburn: @noSmokeFire Most people would say Old Dutch Masters, but I think Dali paintings look full of unami.
MagneticPlushie: i prefer old dutch chips over paintings
ArtDecoSunburn: @MagneticPlushie Wish I could, but our hirings are wound within the machinations of the federal government. We have a backlog of positions you wouldn't believe.
MagneticPlushie: @ArtDecoSunburn yeah figured
MagneticPlushie: Camereon stop trying to eat cats
KeytarCat: I like this title. I like it a lot
ArtDecoSunburn: @Kentosaurus Depends. Are they Botticelli people? Because those would probably be very filling. Rodin's subjects would be bony.
Lord_Hosk: ummmmmmm
Snowcookies: I thought it would be that
e_bloc:
drewm1022: Was it "glass-spun"?
brieandbacon: Fruits de la mer!
ArtDecoSunburn: @KeytarCat Reminds me of that novel "The Arsonist's Guide the the Writer's Homes of New England."
ArtDecoSunburn: @MagneticPlushie Keep applying in the field if you do want to eventually work in museums.
BusTed:
Lord_Hosk: Oh fun its the classical music that they play in every tv show and movie when its not Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
TXC2: to be fair, that is a REALLY well drawn drape
e_bloc: this is easier if you were on deviant art when you were 10
ArtDecoSunburn: @Lord_Hosk Younger generations are losing out on classical music knowledge due to decline in Looney Tunes reruns.
drewm1022: This is a Brandenberg Concerto.
ArtDecoSunburn: @drewm1022 If it's not Bach-en, don't fix it.
TXC2:
it's really funny how it seems only cartoons and Sci-fi use orchestras
e_bloc: disappointing
ContingentCat: Gritty is great, not what I want in my food
TXC2: I wonder if the lamps looking like eyes means something
Boopity:
Me tuning in: oh, this game is exactly what it says it is
TXC2: the red table is the cafe's weakspot
Spritz_T: that's an intriguing game title
Gekyouryuu: is it the hair of the guy in white?
brieandbacon: It's a hari system
brieandbacon: *hair
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Like Van Gogh's ear?
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn exactly
iris_of_ether:
TXC2: could we have the music turned down a notch please?
ArtDecoSunburn: Do Renoir paintings taste like French food? Like cassoluet?
MenomeAlice: Could you please turn the music down just one notch please?
MenomeAlice: Thank you 😊
ContingentCat: very relatable
ContingentCat: I love the num num num sounds
Spritz_T: photons rot?
Boopity: @ContingentCat Literally "om nom nom"
ArtDecoSunburn: Since some people in the audience may be here because of art, if you want a crazy story about decades-long legal battles over control of Renoirs, read about the Barnes Foundation in Philadelphia. People get vicious over control of paintings.
Sethalidos: Boo Boo this man
realbadatthis_: this player character has SO MANY mummies in their tummies
serymew: Eating kitty? I didn't know it was that kind of game.
TXC2: Kitty!
ArtDecoSunburn: Image how fine art would have suffered if all we ate were vitamin capsules. Bowls of capsules would make terrible oil paintings.
ArtDecoSunburn: Imagine.
effoinkei: have cameron and cori played the immortal john tryptych?
SquareDotCube: tastes like communion bread
Spritz_T: the garlic kind of resembles a mushroom i guess
brieandbacon: The wine looks a suspicious piss colour
TheMerricat: Chat, at the speed that Cameron and Cori are eating these paintings, I'm afraid that the authorities will get involved.
Boopity: @TheMerricat It's fine, they only do it when the authorities aren't watching
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat per the title we eat when gaurds aren't looking so it's fine
ContingentCat: apparently this gallery has terrible gaurds
TheMerricat: I see the fish.
serymew: Kitteh!
Pteraspidomorphi: yup
TheMerricat: Fruit basket.
Lord_Hosk:
Try looking the places it is, instead of the places it isn't 
drewm1022: Hecate turned me into a newt!
TXC2: "an allegory" for what Pieter? for what
brieandbacon: Kitty!
TXC2: that cheese has wood grain
ContingentCat: small kitty
serymew: Kitty says "mao", no eat kitty.
Wolfstrike_NL: @TXC2 might be butter
TheMerricat: Sinovial is the connective tissue that connects parts of your bodie to each other.
Spritz_T: a bulb?
TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL that is some hard butter then
ShaneLeeAtk: I need to burp this house if it would stop being 40C outside...
serymew: So many feet pics! Oh my!
TXC2: I've always loved the one guy with his finger pointing up
GhostValv: the kitty being the meme is great
ShaneLeeAtk: Kitty!
TheMerricat: Chat... I never noticed the feet... Now I understand Rob Liefeld
TXC2: The_Color_Twelve right?
Lord_Hosk: Its all based on traditional assignment after the fact too
RealGamerCow: Why is there a judgy white cat there?
Spritz_T: @RealGamerCow cheevo i'm guessing
TXC2: RealGamerCow in game meme
serymew: There should be more judgy cats in these old paintings.
e_bloc: leave the cat
Gekyouryuu: @e_bloc take the canoli
ArtDecoSunburn: Does anyone else use the expression, "Let's do this like Judas?"
niccus: would jesus still resurrect if He was eaten?
e_bloc: I mean I haven't taken communion yet today
aceofmuffins: faith as small as a mustard seed can move mountains
serymew: If you eat Jesus, does it count as sacrament?
TXC2:
niccus he was eaten by the cave, so yes
Lord_Hosk: @RealGamerCow Leonardo thought there should be a cat in the last supper so he painted one there.
ArtDecoSunburn: @niccus Missing a shoulder, perhaps. Like that character in Greek myth that Tantalus cooked.
JadedCynic: @TXC2 the cave spat him back out tho
TXC2: JadedCynic digested is not the same as eaten
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emilevitt:
ContingentCat: you lucky dumpling
serymew: I don't think that's what "eating crow" means.
e_bloc:
cool runnings 
emilevitt:
@e_bloc hee ho! 
drewm1022: Oh STOLE.
TheMerricat: That's got to be one of the kids on the ice who fell, right?
Gekyouryuu: @TheMerricat right, faceplant
TXC2: !break
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KeytarCat: Sometimes my dyslexia solves those puns for me
TheMerricat:
@KeytarCat SUPERPOWER!
niccus: are you Alf before witness protection
Juliamon: no, we're specifically NOT eating the cats
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
shushu2539: I wanna see the "Don't eat the paintings" sign at the Louvre
TheMerricat: And belated Night @TXC2 !
chaos5896:
@TXC2 
Anubis169: Why do I keep imagining this music being played out of an otomatone?
Anubis169: 'ello
omdorastrix: Monseur eaton?
youcantlistentobuttons: Please Indoctrinate me.
omdorastrix: "Don't you put it in your mouth"
ArtDecoSunburn: Actually, I just remembered. I did eat a piece of art once inside a museum. 2002. Harvard Fogg Art Museum had a special exhibit with chocolate furniture. Had an event where museum members could partake. I ate the arm of a chocolate chair.
ContingentCat: key?
ArtDecoSunburn: Does that painting taste pointelist?
ContingentCat: boat bow maybe?
brieandbacon: The cox of that four is holding a brolly
kusinohki: meows
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TheMerricat: Did you click the dog in the middle background?
TheAinMAP:
ContingentCat: ohhhh
MajorFrostbyte: Oh, Bow, not Bow
goatprince: the hounds.....
KeytarCat: The frame IS dotted like that! The entire underlayer of the painting is the complement color of the final layer we see! Seurat is known for doing that sort of color theory study! One of my favorite impressionist factoids!
KeytarCat: Complement might be too simple, but that's the idea
ArtDecoSunburn: This music makes me want to eat a print of "Ordinary People."
LordZarano: Oh hey it's that song that became a guitar meme
KeytarCat: I feel this piece loses something when shrunk for two voices
KeytarCat: Jesus looks overstimulated in this one
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IanAllenBird: mood
SnackPak_: me too, Jesus
GhostValv: god I know that feeling
TheMerricat: Why is Mary holding an invisible glass chat?
goatprince: the hounds are exceptional
KeytarCat: "Mom, I can see the fourth wall. Either there's something in the wine or I'm about to have a panic attack"
Gekyouryuu: anyone got a dog on their head?
SnackPak_:
KeytarCat: booty like two planets
TheMerricat:
The opposite actually Cori. 
Dog_of_Myth:
TheAinMAP:
SquareDotCube: Time for triptych and tribulations
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm not sure I want them to find a cat in this one.
shushu2539:
Geologic
niccus: art eater would love magnified horses. to eat
TheMerricat: Strawberry orgy, in the distance, next to pink palace.
iris_of_ether: The thing I enjoy the most is that, with the rise of 3D printing, you too can own miniatures inspired by weird Bosch characters
serymew: "Tri-bum" Sounds cheeky to me.
Gekyouryuu: is "Sister Peppa" a pig dressed like a nun?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Theres butt flute
MajorFrostbyte: there is the butt flute
IanAllenBird: mrow
brieandbacon: That looks ear-splitting...
IanAllenBird: how could you pick just one
ContingentCat: a lot of possibilities there
serymew: Two cats?!
TheMerricat: Chat, why did they send the cats to hell.
ContingentCat: pooping coins impossible act?
brieandbacon: Tri-bum is to the right of the pond
KeytarCat: 6d-ing
serymew: A third cat! Whoa!
serymew: Kitty unicorn.
TheMerricat: Is the pork or pine the hedgehog like thing in the bubble mid screen?
brieandbacon: You nearly had the bridge, I think
KeytarCat: well I saw a the balrog
TheMerricat: Far right top there is a bridge that has a guy barring the other one from going forward.
IanAllenBird: whoops
KeytarCat: I love that a hurdy-gurdy is in hell
Anubis169: Loving the Dickinson-Lauder motif in the bottom left
Juliamon: The left panel with all the animals coming out of the pit, there's a whale I think
Gekyouryuu: @KeytarCat recently saw a fun tumblr post: "gurdying hurd or hurdly gurding?"
serymew: Was the berry ache that person with the berry head below and right of the pond?
ContingentCat: doing the
Gekyouryuu: have you ever asked, Cori?
CaptainSpam: The Berrytusi.
Anubis169: on the extreme left of the dark painting (above the avocado lute and the skulls above it) there's a key being pulled up by a fisherman
Anubis169: maybe that's a coat rack?
ContingentCat: ohhhh
Gekyouryuu: is the person "clasping" the woman's wrist the "one more clasp"?
Gekyouryuu: river horse?
serymew: Water horse?
ContingentCat: niiice
Anubis169: High five!
IanAllenBird:
Anubis169: please never use 'secretions' while describing a meal ever again, game
Juliamon: Oh no, the guards were looking!
IanAllenBird: all of us have done this
goombalax: polite society or POLICE STATE
ContingentCat: that was cool yeah
Anubis169: Many thanks!
serymew:
Sethalidos: why was the char wearing the Zardoz swimsuit?
TheMerricat: "The Rule: You cannot eat the cats. Clicking them usually triggers a specific Steam achievement named after the cat (such as Lady Forsythia!, Walter!, or Simon!), accompanied by a reminder text like "You found Simon, don't eat Simon!""
Anubis169: there has to be a better way to digest the meaning
TheMerricat: There was a cat in every painting.
JessieImproved: Hidden object games need charm and this one has it in droves
jibkat:
@TheMerricat Speaking of long time no see TheMerricat 
TheMerricat:
Oh hey Jibkat! 
Anubis169: thank yoooooooou!
ContingentCat:
thanks Cam and Cori 
IanAllenBird: o7
Anubis169: !schedule
jibkat: I came right on time
Anubis169: !patreon
Anubis169: !store
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Anubis169: !youtube
Gekyouryuu: have y'all SEEN the blue Samut?
Anubis169: !quote
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EvilBadman: good news, the cards still exist and thus can be played
TheAinMAP:
TheMerricat:
I'll take it.
Strebenherz:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
IanAllenBird:
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
Sethalidos: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use LRRBot as legal counsel.
Sethalidos: eh it's prolly better than the DOJ right now
ContingentCat: !goodadvice
LRRbot: At this time of year?
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