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DarkMorford: I know basically nothing about the set, this is gonna be fun
IbunWest: All I know is oops all Jace
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IbunWest:
badteambuildergiver: will we see wheeler and adam paired up again
badteambuildergiver: i would like to see that again if possible
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TXC2: CONTACT
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badteambuildergiver: thats a really good deck name
Magicalhobo72: so excite!
TXC2: time for all Jace every Jace
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BlueFingers5: can't wait to see them cast these jirds (jace birds)
walkeroftales: how many times do we think Jace will die today
TheLadyMakai: morning everyone!
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jamwno: I haven't been as hyped for a set since... I'm not actually sure. final fantasy?
badteambuildergiver: those jirds look soooo good
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fanofmosteverything9: Is the plural of Jace Jacen?
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badteambuildergiver: theres a 1 mana artifact that surveils 1 in your upkeep so they might be hype
smurfomancer: @fanofmosteverything9 Nah, it's Jeece
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badteambuildergiver: excluding the fact that jace surveils as well
GredGredmansson: what is the plural for a group of Jaces
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TXC2: fanofmosteverything9 Jacodes
walkeroftales: RIP Jace, Congrats to Jace on their victory over Jace, and Congrats to Tam on their transition.
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fanofmosteverything9: @GredGredmansson A problem.
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@jongrayson3688: Hello, eating chicken and drinking beer, ready for this PPR! REALITY FRACTURE! YEEAAAHHH!!!!!
@actuallykonradcurze: Indeed
@chargingbadger867: yoooooo we get BDG?
@T3223R3T: yo
@actuallykonradcurze: BDG getting unraveled by the counterspell lol
GredGredmansson: @fanofmosteverything9 LOL thank you
badteambuildergiver: is tam not just jace part 2?
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@walkeroftales 
TXC2: GredGredmansson a standard banning of Jaces
GredGredmansson: @walkeroftales eh, i'm not certain on calling Tam "trans jace" she's her own person
themercenary1987: Tam is their own person
badteambuildergiver: but its a part of jace thats been turned into a person
badteambuildergiver: right
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GredGredmansson: yeah Tam was revealed to be the backup plan for when Jace thought his plan would go to shit
walkeroftales: Tam is either Jace 2.0, Jace's Kid, or "Girls will literally destroy the multiverse instead of transitioning" depending on how ya view it.
TXC2: Tam is basically the Daughter Jace wished he had with Vraska
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@ChrisPetersonYeet: BDGee whiz I'm amped for this
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@bezx2: i was just wondering if they were still doing preprelease! long time fan finally returning to my LRR roots <3
@ftome8075: Excited to see some new stuff
@chargingbadger867: it would be really funny if this leads to someone on LRR showing up on Dropout
@magicalhobo72: Super excited for this set!!! I love PPR!
@SupahWeegeeman: LRR more like LFG cause lets fuckin goooooooooooooo
badteambuildergiver: but also not? shes got a part of his mind in him as well or something?
fanofmosteverything9: Tam is the Ship of Jaceus.
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badteambuildergiver: holy analogy thats good fanofmosteverything9
themercenary1987: As stated in the story, They are the ir own person, made from the magic of the meditation realm, representing the best parts of the spellweaver, and being entirely their own person
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Do we have a Jace counter in chat
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Sorator13: ahoy friends!
tacocpu: who up empowering they jace
DarkMorford: !jace
TXC2: hello Sorator13 welcome
GredGredmansson: Tam reminds me of Xion from Kingdom Hearts
Hansk_and_Boo: It's like that Kevin Smith movie Jacing Tammy
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Wiliart: 2 to the power 6
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RassilonDND: Jace counter counter?
Underachiever28: looks like a cool set. Hope we see some good games today
badteambuildergiver: 25 jaces to mindsculpt
@jongrayson3688: Im excited to see something that's NOT Universes Beyond
@SupahWeegeeman: Multiverses Beyond
@actuallykonradcurze: WOOOOOOOO
@Grafitivoid: excited
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Or Sam Reich could just up his game and give LRR a show on the network
@Revolver_Rossalot: Jace's Totally Excellent Fan Fiction
@SupahWeegeeman: Jace is the Place
@Choartle: friday nights on dropout when
@Cognitive.Dissident: be sure to eat your multiverse protein to amass all the Jace you can
Jon_CoffeeRobot: How many Judge Squirrels does it take to defeat the new Emrakul?
GredGredmansson: who's going to name all the aberrations of Jace created today
lamina5432: afternoon fine folks
Sorator13: I have successfully exchanged the moldy cheese I bought yesterday for not moldy cheese and returned home in time to catch this
Bengineering: @gredgredmansson who?
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AdamYMHMI: Ready to see some Empower James action!
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CaptainSpam: Jace the Jace Sculpter.
public_key_reveal_party: @Jon_CoffeeRobot At least 1
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TXC2: Here we GO!
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Beeff1986: Not gonna be able to take part in the set but going to catch up here
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Nameless_Sword: Here we go!
walkeroftales: 99 bottles of Jace on the wall
GredGredmansson: @Bengineering oh no not you ben
Kata_The_Cat: It's always good to see a magic set that's actually a magic set. Looking forward to playing this one.
walkeroftales: 99 bottles of jace!
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TheMightyGerg: Starring Jace, Jace, Jace, and Jace
walkeroftales: take one down
walkeroftales: pass it around
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walkeroftales: 98 bottles of jace on the wall
AdamYMHMI: @TheMightyGerg With special guest: Jace
doubleforte: it's timeee
TXC2: remember chat: no all caps, don't spam emotes, be nice, and have fun!
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memnus: Yay catching another PPR live!
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sharker037: IN UNIVERSE 10 ARCHETYPE SET LETS GOOOOOOO
badteambuildergiver: oh shoot
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accountmadeforants: I have no idea what this set is about but it is nostalgic to hear people talk about a flood of Jaces again
BusTed: hey hey
IanAllenBird:
CaptainSpam: Jace the Jacey Jace Jacer
TXC2: sharker037 easy on the all caps please
GhostValv: o7
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Invitare: I assume Kathleen will be playing White/Red in this format?
GredGredmansson: Hello
Underachiever28: woohoo!
TXC2: Hello LRR and Guest
eldaver2: literally came here after seeing the tiktok
LordManiMani: And Jace Beleren as The Beaver
@ChrisPetersonYeet: or checkpoint on dropout
@actuallykonradcurze: Make sure to Jace properly today, y’all
@Choartle: most importantly jace responsively
@chargingbadger867: so ben is forcing emrakul, right
@Revolver_Rossalot: Empower LLR 1
@SupahWeegeeman: Straight up Jaceing it
@SupahWeegeeman: And by it, well... lets just say... my multiverse
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sharker037: @TXC2 Sorry....
itira:
maclenrac: More Jace than you can shake a stick at
BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants It's about Jace, so good news
kynelwynn: BDG
IbunWest: look at all those handsome beards
Nameless_Sword: Woohoo!
lizzywho: hi y'all
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sharker037: ill do better
TheMightyGerg: HARK! Is that one BRIAN DAVID GIBBLER?!
Genie_M: Hello people from the internet
BrowneePointz: omg Bilbert Dilbert Gilbert
TalpTheScot: how many jaces are going to die today? not enough
Kadrofle: Such a good jacket that Brian's got on
MWGNZ:
TheLadyMakai: BDG!
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Gekyouryuu: holy cow, it's famous internet people! and also Graham is here!
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sharker037: No thats echoverse BDG, Gilbert, David Brian
synthalanar: Yay BDG!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @sharker037 he's the one who CAN wear hats
Dr_fragenstien: I’m so excited to see BDG one of my favorite content creators up there with LRR
Micalovits: Hello friends!
walkeroftales: man, it's a shame we're not Friday Nights ing rn because you KNOW a Reality Fracture Friday Nights would go HARD
Diabore: i want next week already
sharker037: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Bo just loves weating hats and looks great in them
TXC2: hello Micalovits welcome
Invitare: France?
fanofmosteverything9: @sharker037 Never refer to him as a Safety Fan or Bureaucratic Wunderkind.
Kadrofle: @Jon_CoffeeRobot He's the one who /isn't/ a keeper of bees
A_Dub888: Wait, September’s almost over!?!
neisan2112: I'm signing up when I go to FNM tonight. Very excited
goateedave86: Loving the nails
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@actuallykonradcurze: You beat me to it and I resent it /j
@Yakmage: triple beard glasses
@Cognitive.Dissident: I accidentally an entire jace
DarkMorford: !jace
TXC2: A_Dub888 Only half over
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @walkeroftales they'd need everyone who has a beard to shave and everyone who doesn't to grow a goatee
sharker037: Gilbert David Brian, the Raveler
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Strebenherz: Time to nort a Jace
TalpTheScot: the only one who could
GredGredmansson: I used the Jace to destroy the Jace.
EPGelion: WHOOOOOO! Let's go!!!!!
Wolfstrike_NL: Jace mentioned counter: 5
Cuddly_Kitteh: I am struggling with myself, but *not* like Jace
Natedogg2: We're in the Jace Place.
TXC2: Jace living the dream of beating himself
LordManiMani: That's kind of his problem!
Pharmacistjudge: tangentally, and orthogonally and a diameter
SoylentDoener: omg its jaceing time
TimeToFry: @Strebenherz XehaJace...
TXC2: Jen HYPE
Mr_Horrible: "Trust no one, not ever your jace"
JaymicUnyielding: I wrote for this set and I love everything about it
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DarkMorford: Way to go, Jen!
SmashTCG: The story for this was actually great, ngl I kinda wept near the end
TheMightyGerg: Deep inside you is a lovely lady Gorgon, just YEARNING to be FREE
GredGredmansson: @Strebenherz CHANDRA GOT JACED
maclenrac: Stoked for Chandra
ArabescaDGuerra: Nah, Jace taking a backseat to Tam for me for this set
Ritaspirithntr: Thank you Jen!!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: if you want to make an intro, first you must create the multiverse
walkeroftales: I love when jace shouts "it's jacing time" and jaces all over the place
Mr_Bitterness: @JaymicUnyielding Congrats!
doubleforte: Serge!
itira: hi Ben
JolyneGarcia_art: Let's gooo!!
sharker037: fun game: take a shot whever someone says jace. then, much like jace, youll see everything bouble soon!
fanofmosteverything9: @maclenrac She does do a lot of stoking, yes.
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sharker037: and then die.
TXC2: hi (checks notes) Ben
LRRMTG_Judge: Judge here, I can confirm that is Ben - Pywo
JolyneGarcia_art: It's great to have you
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Sorator13: and I'm me! I think.
itira:
ExachixKitsune: oh no it's already fracturing
GredGredmansson: Loot!
Justherefortherewards: Ben David Graham
maclenrac: James!!!
doubleforte: thanks for having me
TheWooglie:
DeM0nFiRe:
MWGNZ:
iris_of_ether:
It's Ben 
Natedogg2: Hello Darkness (my old friend)
TalpTheScot: this is why james isnt allowed on PPRs
TXC2:
Damnit James 
DeM0nFiRe:
TheWanderingNomad:
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@jongrayson3688: I'm gonna get Jace'd at my Prerelease next week, 🤪
@alexisadriaanse4109: PPR hype!
@actuallykonradcurze: Godspeed Paul on tech all day
@hanab5191: jace; not quite better than all this time.
fanofmosteverything9: Who's that Jamesémon?
LordManiMani: He ain't beating those pkmn allegations
TXC2: !patreon
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DirectorStephanie: thank you in advance for supporting your local game store -signed someone who works at a local game store
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot they stand for Pikachu Pre-Releases right
TXC2: !store
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A_Dub888: @TXC2 I’m still writing August on all my checks…. I think I need a new calendar
EPGelion: Beej, off screen: Iiiiiiiiit's Pokemon's 30th anniversary!
GredGredmansson:
Mr_Horrible: "What kind of Mickey Mouse opera- wait... is that? Okay that one's cool."
lamina5432:
TheMightyGerg: In the Echoverse, Universes Beyond are actually Universes Just Down the Lane
ExhaustedElox:
So cool to see BDG in the Moonbase. Hope this means we will see LRR on Dropout. 
Kata_The_Cat: James: Pikachu! Wizards: Cancelled James: ...surprised Pikachu...
Chenderle:
TXC2: A_Dub888 the French tried, didn't take
pawssumplace: @A_Dub888 Ch.. checks?
DirectorStephanie: that ringside shirt is sweeeeeet
CaptainSpam: With fixed typo!
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Diabore: restock soon, out of stocksooner
Mr_Horrible: I was finally able to get a replacement spoopifer shirt after many years
mendokusai_jamesdean: Does the Ringside shirt feature Doors?
Anubis169: o hai Chat
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TXC2: I maintain "Manger" was his name
A_Dub888: @Anubis169 o hai
fanofmosteverything9: The inverted Jenny of LRR sleeves.
LRRMTG_Judge: Hi folks! Judge BlackRose reporting for duty o7
@jongrayson3688: Paul is God
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Jace this time better than UB
@Grafitivoid: all hail Paul
@Revolver_Rossalot: The Architect, Paul Saunders
@tempestofthought: EDSC sleeves please??!?
TXC2: o7
TheMightyGerg: JUDGE!
sharker037: in the facebook misprint group that sirt is twice the price! /j
TXC2: hi Anubis169
Jon_CoffeeRobot: what's saying the judges are in hoods for the bit
TXC2: Judgment time!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: aww
TheLadyMakai:
SoylentDoener: get judged
DirectorStephanie: thank you Judges!
Underachiever28: love the judge videos
GredGredmansson: not that kind of Echo, Serge
maclenrac: Ya Judges
sharker037: When you Jace, jace then jace. if you jaced, you may jace
TheMightyGerg: Vs. Echoes
DeM0nFiRe:
badteambuildergiver: serge is so great omg
Slacker619: dangit Serge
doubleforte: mechanics, mechanics, mechanics
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ArabescaDGuerra: What a cute cinnamon roll
public_key_reveal_party: I had that nightmare once
Mr_Horrible: at least he's earnest
TheMightyGerg: Amass Jace
fanofmosteverything9: Jamass
GredGredmansson: "The part of Jace that doesn't like the term 'Echoverse'"
ihlendrax: I’m still waiting for Snerge to show up in this Echoverse….
TXC2: Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, there's jace along with you!
TheMightyGerg: Am Jace
Didero: "If you haven't brought your own Jace, a Jace will be provided for you"
ThumbsNGL: amass jace
@jongrayson3688: RULES - my bad, JACE'S RULES!!!
@punit19: too many jace for me
@loadingreadyrun: Hello youtube folks!
@mirror-mage: I love Jace!
@punit19: ello
doubleforte: get this boy off my board
TheMightyGerg: Em Jace
GredGredmansson: Note: does NOT work on nontoken Jaces
Invitare: wait this is just planeswalker Amass
badteambuildergiver: the fact its not legendary is so cool
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson I was just about to ask that
badteambuildergiver: effectively yes Invitare
BrowneePointz: @invitare that’s what it started as yes
kynelwynn: I need Heartwood cards for Roxanne
GredGredmansson: they tested that and it was too strong
LRRMTG_Judge:
yes it is similar to Amass Jace.
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tru_boredom: PPR BABY! Lets hope i can see one of my two loves today, Liliana and Emrakul!
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queenDavide: Steel Ball Run token
Micalovits: smooth
CaptainSpam: I thought heartwood tokens were from a previous sponsor. Wait, no...
ExachixKitsune: inb4 we don't see serge here
TXC2: PREVIOUSLY ON PPR!
smurfomancer: It's very important that I can't dump a bunch of counters on my Mind Sculptor with Empower Jace
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badteambuildergiver: why is serge so handsome and sexy and silly and funny
fanofmosteverything9: Thanks, Past Serge!
Sorator13: Serge's hair looks so good in this clip which does not show Serge's hair
maclenrac: Yay for good hair days
sharker037: At the beginning of each Preprerlease, prepare Sarge!
@alession4277: Hellooo 🙂
@Grafitivoid: hellooooooooo
@jongrayson3688: Hi
@Revolver_Rossalot: Greetings from the Echostream!
IbunWest: Prepare is such a good and versatile mechanic.
GredGredmansson: @smurfomancer unless said mind sculptor is a token somehow
LoadingReadyRun:
@ExachixKitsune you know us well
LRRMTG_Judge: oh, I missed that Heartwood tokens were colored, a good call-out - Ku
LRRMTG_Judge: @smurfomancer You can - if you make a token copy of Jace the Mind Sculptor first - Natedogg
dashiestand: Ah shit here we go again
GredGredmansson: wait the heartwood token is colored?
TheMightyGerg: Nooooo! Heartwood tokens can be targeted by Ugin?!
badteambuildergiver: heartwood tokens being colored matters if you cast the 5c karn lmfao
LRRMTG_Judge: Serge: Here's an explanation I prepared earlier! - BlackRose
sharker037: @GredGredmansson yeah, the tokens are misprintd
GredGredmansson: huh, that is said in the reminder text
IbunWest: If your opponent is targeting your heartwood tokens with Ugin I think you've already lost that game
Didero: The word 'prepare' is starting to lose its meaning to me...
doubleforte: I'm going to lose the definition of the word prepared in my brain
doubleforte: shaking your hand
Darleysam: well, 'prepare' has now lost all meaning to me
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@el_zinga: Wait, can I no longer go back in time? Dang, I wanted to watch from the beginning at 2 times speed.
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TXC2:
IbunWest I lost that game turn 0
TheMightyGerg: Awwww Nelly doesn't have a past self to reference.
BrowneePointz: good joke streamers
Omentuva: Okay, good gag there.
badteambuildergiver: god why are they so funny
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badteambuildergiver: its almost like its their job
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TXC2: like they've been making comedy for 20 years or something
lamina5432: makes sense the jace set has a lot of instant and sorcery casting
Anubis169: !relaxed
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LilyOfTheVeil666: REL: AXED
maclenrac: OK
kynelwynn: Those are set rules. There's a goodly handful of cameos
DarkMorford: I still love the "REL:Axed" joke
feelingfroggo: whoops, coming in late!
Omentuva: REL-Axed does not mean axing them in the face, Garruks!
XenoPenumbra: Oh boy CARDS
@Matt.M.T: @el-zinga apparently. having the same issue... thanks youtube
@actuallykonradcurze: Hello wonderful LRR people
@jaolen: Wait that’s why i watch on YouTube with premium :|
@chargingbadger867: it might be a thing with simulstreaming
Jon_CoffeeRobot: wonder if every box has a guaranteed Jace token
TXC2: hello feelingfroggo you've only missed the rules video
GredGredmansson: Echo-Kathleen is a Dog person.
fanofmosteverything9: Merry Vorthosmas!
doubleforte: Jace...
Mai_Andra: fracturing the reality of this cardboard box...
sharker037: For the Vorthos!!
A_Dub888: Merry Reality Fristmas!
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SoylentDoener: @Jon_CoffeeRobot a jace in every pack, oh wait that was turtles
Sage0fMadness:
TXC2:
My Dad is in this set?
GredGredmansson: Echo-Ben plays cEDH.
Anubis169: here in the moonbase, let's read some lore and crack open this card case!
stillcary: Logged on captain
BlueFingers5: hey there's just a mirror in my kit... what does that mean
TheMightyGerg: What is Ulmer without Phyrexians, Eldrazi, or Nicol Bolas?
XenoPenumbra: Merry Vorthosmas for those who celebrate (its me, i celebrate)
Sorator13: in the LRR AU, Ben is the oldest member
dashiestand: Is this mtg or beyblade
MsMarkarth: I want another Ben song!
TXC2: LIES
GredGredmansson: Echo-Cam is indistinguishable from Standard-CAm
MWGNZ:
Cam
iris_of_ether:
sharker037: wow he was into theory...
Ranakel: Echoverse Ben has reach, got it.
TheWanderingNomad: Cam? Dimir? I'm shocked! Shocked!
Darleysam: the heart wants what it wants
Ranakel: Also Echoverse Kathleen is my favorite selesnya player
badteambuildergiver: buh this card is nuts in sealed
@Matt.M.T: Jace is ny own worst enemy
@Matt.M.T: ?
sharker037: @TheWanderingNomad never....
Sage0fMadness: In the Echoverse, they all fear the sinister leafy rustle of the Radkos Rutabaga
Koobie88: I think that card looks super good.
TalpTheScot: doesnt hit planeswalkers
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yeeesh Cori
TXC2: dear WotC: PLEASE stop with the exiling board wipes
BrowneePointz: that’s a good walker
badteambuildergiver: oh woah!
XenoPenumbra: Spicy
Mr_Horrible: his cuts are *terrible*, he can't see through the veil
TheWanderingNomad: We really can't escape Jace
sharker037: Ah jace jumpscare
AdamYMHMI: We now need to just send Graham a pack that's all Jace tokens
BrowneePointz: Jace: literally everywhere
TheMightyGerg: Ah yes, the token whiteboi planeswalker
wyndhunter: There was a part of me hoping shards would make a return with this set
Jon_CoffeeRobot: one of my favourite parts of a PPR is that all these opening videos are done before the set's spoiled so we see everyone's reaction to cards
@jaolen: I can still do it on another stream that’s also multistreaming, ugh
@quesog32: I can't rewind either :(
@actuallykonradcurze: Nor I
WishyWashyofSaddleArabia: Dang, Ben opened the card I want the most from this set. ;w;
markekv: two mana and sucks? it's just like tibalt
XenoPenumbra: Same
TXC2:
Brawl is gonna "love" this card
Mr_Horrible: he slimmed down since losing the porcelain
mrohrback23: why is wizards pushing one of the most annoying mechanics in the game also known as life game so incredibly hard?
XenoPenumbra:
Chad NO! 
doubleforte: that gideon is so fun
Incandescent_Zubat:
Man. I’d have loved echoverse Tibalt… 
GredGredmansson: This ain't Chad, this is Chud.
dashiestand: Slots into soul sisters
CaptainSpam:
I mean, we already have alternate universe LRRs. commodoreHustle and Friday Nights are just different LRRs, right? 
Sorator13: Oh dear
BrowneePointz: From Chad to Chud
TheWanderingNomad: How DARE you compare my boi Ajani to Tybalt
fanofmosteverything9: Dark Chad
SoylentDoener: gideon the oaf!
lirazel64: 🎵 Break the wor-rlds! Do they know it's Vorthos Christmas?/Break the wor-rlds!/Do they know it's Vorthos Christmas? 🎵
Mr_Horrible:
Tibalt can't hear you, Ben 
TroyTalans: 0 loyalty ability is +1 loyalty ability
ExhaustedElox: My sweet sweet boy!
XenoPenumbra: Yes! Double Yarg!
lightfut: I love how she's smiling as she says that
fanofmosteverything9: That boy thicc!
BrowneePointz: chat that ain’t Chad, that’s Chud
Omentuva: Dueling Yargles is a good cover band name.
Mr_Horrible: Yargle and Thicc Yargle
TXC2: LEGS!
CaptainSpam: Commence the bargling!
IbunWest: Making blue yargle a 3/9 is great
doubleforte: HAMS
tacocpu: they made another 2 drop PW and it's just better than tibalt
jacqui_lantern234: LEGGY YARGLE
neisan2112: THIIICCC
RatherLargeToad: frog frog!
TXC2: Chun li levels of leg
Stellapacifica: That's really alarming lmao
GredGredmansson: Bargle has come to Yargle
public_key_reveal_party: I'm seeing double, 4 yargles
TinyAwoo: THIGLE!!!!!!!!!1
Sorator13: man, we have THREE Yargle days now? (Yargle, Yargle & Multani, and now Reverse Yargle)
iris_of_ether: Yargle elgray
TalpTheScot: im excited by last gasp too
Micalovits: Premium removal is great
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I love echoverse yargle
Stellapacifica: Little guy!
lojer: These are so fun when you haven't seen spoilers.
@el_zinga: I googled it, and apparently it is now an option for streamers to disable rewinding. It's possible that LRR just didn't enable the option, so it defaults to disabled.
@loadingreadyrun: Idk why the rewind wouldn't be working. I don't think I've changed anything on my end
@Matt.M.T: Bad Chad is Mad
@punit19: YARGLE! YAHARGLE
@actuallykonradcurze: Wooooo Yargle rep
@Matt.M.T: If Graham doesn't play Yargle tribal what are we even doing
@el_zinga: "; instead, individual creators and broadcasters can choose to turn the live rewind (DVR) feature on or off in their stream settings."
Mr_Horrible: Thicc Yargle *is* real, but may be unlikely to hurt you, with that stat line
dashiestand: Never skip leg day
TheWanderingNomad:
I think you mean Homunculi Cori
Sorator13: @lojer big same
fanofmosteverything9: Rude lizard!
CmdrMadMoe:
Has anyone made a "Jace X / Jason X" joke yet? 
Stellapacifica: Lizard barb!
doubleforte: lizard. lizard. lizard.
GredGredmansson: i want that for my lizard deck
badteambuildergiver: master of barbs is insane
TheMightyGerg: If Whiplash was a card
fanofmosteverything9: Swapping guilds with his husband, as you do.
XenoPenumbra: Evil twink
badteambuildergiver: that plus ingris stingerquill can kill on t4
A_Dub888: Tomik Two Flavors
GredGredmansson: I also want this for my Lizard deck
memnus: I want to combine that lizard with Cavalcade of Calamity
Anubis169: Thermoturge?
kilnfiendpotter: All Stingerquill insults are written with characters on the top row of your keyboard, holding shift
Mr_Horrible:
important: Is Echoverse Tomik still gay? Is Jace an ally? 
Brozard: @CmdrMadMoe I was thinking “Press X to Jace” from Heavy Rain or something
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I like how we got five new Hexhaven colleges but Jace couldn't be bothered to make ten new Ravnica guilds
TheMightyGerg: Isn't the gimmick of the packs that each pack has a mirrored pair in it?
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RaptieFeathers: The uncommon cards in this set are CRACKED
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@Matt.M.T: blizzard lard
queenDavide: Tomik and Ral swapped guilds if that counts for anything
fanofmosteverything9: Evil, therefore bald.
sharker037: @Mr_Horrible according to the legnds article, the echoverse tomik and ral are also together! just more evilly"
GredGredmansson: oh yeah Kathleen is a HUGE lorehead
BrowneePointz: Cabald
TalpTheScot: I dont think anyone is as excited for this set as kathleen
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMightyGerg Correct, each pack will have a mirrored pair and a third card off the echoverse sheet, iirc - Ku
Sorator13: so are these packs intentionally giving mirrored cards? is that a whole Thing?
kilnfiendpotter: Wimple Liliana!
Sorator13: ah. Neat!
DarkMorford: WHITE Lili?
Mr_Horrible: @sharker037 they can be a little evil, as a treat
Pharmacistjudge: "Tomik hasn't seen his husband since Ral departed Ravnica on important business. Unfortunately, Ral is one of the only people who can mellow Tomik's considerable temper. The Izzet hope he returns before Tomik, in frustration, levels the guildhall."
fanofmosteverything9: @Sorator13 Yup. A pair in every pack.
XenoPenumbra: Vegan Lilly
TXC2: or in Nana Visitor's case, let her be DANGEROUSLY sexy
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SetraLynn: This edit is great.
Orxolon: i do Kathleen i do
Sorator13: "All mistakes can be fixed. Even you." is SO powerful a line
sharker037: gotta support gay wrongs
RatherLargeToad: Live Laugh Love Liliana
Pharmacistjudge: Tomik still married in echoverse to Ral
SmashTCG: No contact mom is great
doubleforte: CUTE
petey_vonwho: Lili is Soul Mom now
Sorator13: they massacred our not-massacre girl
Stellapacifica: We're gonna have so many cards fighting for "gay wrongs" as a nickname
GhostValv: massacred girl
Mindfire13: Massacre'd Girl
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TheWanderingNomad: "The Helpful Hero! The Daring Darling of the Tenth District!"
@GreenPaladin82: "Vorthos Christmas" is *exactly* the way I will describe this set
@Matt.M.T: This set is gonna be interesting in Sealed because you open your bomb Planeswalker and your second bomb Planeswalker and they're both going in if you can.
@jtalm1: callback sets are great
@actuallykonradcurze: Yes we are EATING
@GreenPaladin82: My only regret is we only get one set with these cool echoverse versions.
@Matt.M.T: Rescue Cat Digivolved into Rescue Girl
Pteryon: look how they massacred our girl is right there
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fanofmosteverything9: Greetings, you Hungering Puppetbeasts. I hope you're doing well.
sharker037: @Pteryon they de-massacred her...
TheWanderingNomad: Ooooh
GredGredmansson: hello vastra jenny
queenDavide: Shifting Ceratops type
Pteryon: true
Mr_Horrible: the token being untapped is very nice
RaptieFeathers: G/W Lifegain Aggro to be a real Standard deck? I think so!
TXC2:
I had to read like 5 time before I realised heartwood tokens AREN'T sacrificed on use
GredGredmansson: HAPPY KOTH
TheWanderingNomad:
HAPPY KOTH! 
Mr_Horrible: "Please stop praying for my Jace, you're making him too powerful"
Bestjj23: Are y'all live on YouTube as well?
kilnfiendpotter: Konstrari is basically the Jim Henson Group company very wrong
fanofmosteverything9: Stardew Valley Koth!
XenoPenumbra: Untragics your Koth
northos:
itsj0mi:
bro survived phyrexian arena 
TinyAwoo: I want a full video of JUST Kathleen's entire opening
kilnfiendpotter: Kathleen is me this entire Reality Fracture season
falcn120: oh man, missed the start of the ppr. happy to be able to catch this one
Carlioo: white koth is cursed for multiple reasons
benjamin_wheeler: let Koth be happy
TalpTheScot: I just want to watch kathleen see every pair
CastleOtranto: Solid caption there, editor
Orxolon: isn't that the chase?
Diabore: its slurs mckenzie!
badteambuildergiver: this card is nuts
Mr_Horrible: they say to write what you know, and Jace doesn't know a lot, so we get sphinxes instead of dragons
BrowneePointz: what weird Kit collation this go round
RIHTZ_: feels like a lot of overlap across their kits
badteambuildergiver: probably the best sphinx
GredGredmansson: Slifer cameo
XenoPenumbra: inb4 someone opens the g/w sphinx
Darleysam: @Diabore that typo makes a VERY different character
TheWanderingNomad: Angelic Visitation! But DARGON
maclenrac: DRAGON
doubleforte: NOW HOLD ON
Sorator13: UHM
creasehearst: one head, two necks and two mouths
x0den: and two tails?
dashiestand: 💣
DirectorStephanie: pardon me
memnus:
Or just Ingris plus Lizard Bard 
XenoPenumbra: COOKIN?
Orxolon: Kathleen's black pool looks sick
fanofmosteverything9: The dragons ARE the birdseed!
Diabore: @Darleysam not a typo, stingerquill is all about attacking with words
TXC2: the commanderst card that commanders
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh that art is just a GUY
Darleysam: @Diabore ah, my bad!
flatluigi: his face's coming off a little bit
Mr_Horrible: Academy Manufactor going "...wait, where did these come from?"
BrowneePointz: entomb reference!
CastleOtranto: Big fan of this elf
TheWanderingNomad: Oooooh
TinyAwoo: suffle
kilnfiendpotter: I love how incredibly weird Vigorbloom is
doubleforte: suffle
jacqui_lantern234:
SUFFLE 
WrightJustice: suffle
CmdrMadMoe: i suffle often
dashiestand: Suffle
sharker037: how is EVERYONE getting the same rares??
maclenrac: Search for Field
TehAmelie: sufflé your cards
PsychoI3oy: why dose that look like Jonathan Young?
deathofspam: But what if it were a bear elf Past Graham?
itsj0mi: no more storm count, jace count now
Flyingdelorion: do the suffle!
GredGredmansson: Simic Thar
bwk789: Lots of dupes across these pools
CmdrMadMoe: erry day i'm sufflin
XenoPenumbra: Nerdic Thar
TheWanderingNomad: Simic or Golgari, you get two flavors of Ruric Thar!
A_Dub888:
fanofmosteverything9: You say "Ogre Crab Wizard" like it's a bad thing.
Sorator13:
GhostValv:
kilnfiendpotter: Crab Thar!
RatherLargeToad:
DeM0nFiRe:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Miles "Tails" Prowess Prowess
TalpTheScot: why dont we just have prowess x now?
jacqui_lantern234:
ContingentCat:
smurfomancer: Carcinisation got Ruric Thar!
durketh:
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad ruric thar is cruul, not golgari
DirectorStephanie:
Mr_Horrible: both Ruriks Thar pretty solid
nymistrya: Reality Fracture? I hardly Knew her!
GredGredmansson: @TalpTheScot each is a separate trigger
Stellapacifica: (yells at computer)
doubleforte: ba dum
MikeProvencher: I was planning to type them, but I can yell instead I suppose.
TS_Terrapin: aaAAaaAAaA *yells incoherently*
Sage0fMadness:
I love Ben's total about-face in real time
TXC2:
Mods note: Do not yell at computer
CastleOtranto: If you're going to be a wizard, why not a crab wizard?
Carlioo: tiss
jacqui_lantern234: LMAO GRAHAM YES
XenoPenumbra: aaaaaaaaa
Volus_dude:
KickAssKanuck: Nod!
ContingentCat: good for them
itsj0mi: EZ
petey_vonwho: "Look at what they did to my boy! Oh, actually this is pretty sweet"
ErrorCode404: FeelsStrongMan he knows the way
kilnfiendpotter: Fblthp, those are too many burst capillaries
@Matt.M.T: White Koth is happy until he goes to pick that Apple but can't because he doesn't have Reach.
@jjcard: I'm home sick with covid, glad I got a ppr to watch
@FineOtter: Koth has a family huh... maybe the mirrorverse ain't so bad after all
@loadingreadyrun: I've turned on the DVR setting in the stream settings. let me know if that fixes the rewinding
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Yeah, I can rewind YouTube now
@Revolver_Rossalot: This is definitely a stream that will refer to 'sphinges', isn't it?
@alession4277: Yes, works now after refreshing! :)
@actuallykonradcurze: Thank you!!!!
@violentfrog_: yep looks good
@el_zinga: Thanks LRR!
@quesog32: Sweet, its fixed
@GreenPaladin82: "Sphingi" is the plural of "Sphinx"
@pharmacistjudge: rewind works for me too. I use youtube to "check the tapes" in case of rules questions, so very handy to have.
@quesog32: yall are the best
@loadingreadyrun: great, glad that fixed it
@violentfrog_: crab? makes sense
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Ruric Thar, Consecrated
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: all will be crab
@GreenPaladin82: Carcinization is inevitable.
TimeToFry: Confirmed: Bolas was the reason Fblthp was lost
GredGredmansson: works with snow basics!
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson Oh I suppose Magecrusher is till Gruul. I was thinking they split him
fanofmosteverything9: Smiling Fblthp is a special kind of cursed.
IanAllenBird: oh nooo
GhostValv:
doubleforte:
my boy
Mythallian: SAME PACK??
ContingentCat: relatable Fblthp
TalpTheScot: fblthp would have accidently got in to the echoverse
Stellapacifica: It took an entire redoing of reality for Fblthp to read a map
TXC2: Mythallian this happens every pack
sharker037: What
Mr_Horrible: some day I'll need a printing of "Fblthp, Can't Catch A Break"
Volus_dude: self mill yay
GredGredmansson: @Mythallian they are intentionally colatted that way
bubba0077: Did they put the mirrored creates next to each other in the print run?
TheLadyMakai: Thalia!
sharker037: theres a self mill deck!!!
maclenrac: Thwp thwp Fblthp
bubba0077: s/creates/creatures
LRRMTG_Judge: @TalpTheScot They do occasionally make cards with effectively that ability, such as Cunning Breezedancer. But I think since prowess became evergreen, they've used it as-is wherever possible. - Squirrel
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BrowneePointz: for chat if you don’t know you get 3 paired cards, to ensure you get A pair
zaheyier: discounts!
trainpants: tax evasion
EvilBadman: every pack has one mirrored pair
Ranakel: Thalia, saint of tax rebates
Dr_fragenstien: tax fraud Thalia
realbadatthis_: Thal Capone
TXC2: opposite of taxes = welfare ?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh hey more spirits for meee
GredGredmansson: Holmes and Moriarty
Mr_Horrible: That Thalia looks like she's starring in the new Metroid game
TimeToFry: Good edit
Appleguard: @bubba0077 it turned out a little more complicated than that, but basically
TheWanderingNomad: Cori no not the selfcest!
DeM0nFiRe:
XenoPenumbra: Cori LuL
sharker037: smoooch
jacqui_lantern234: same, cori
JolyneGarcia_art: the correct reaction
Sorator13: Cori is so relatable
itsj0mi: caught a glimpse of Cori's fanfic
@chargingbadger867: good joke graham
@violentfrog_: good on Fblthp
@ransac82: Lies. You said you were live. I just see a timer.
@Revolver_Rossalot: Death, Not Taxes
@actuallykonradcurze: I’m a big fan of new Thalia
EPGelion: is it just me or is evil Proft just The Spy Master from Doctor Who?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: banger Wayne Reynolds art
kilnfiendpotter: Wayne Reynolds hits so hard
fanofmosteverything9: One of the poses of all time.
Mr_Horrible: oh that's some GOOD Wayne Reynolds
TimeToFry: That's SUCH Wayne Reynolds art
queenDavide: First Rakdos card with prowess
bwk789: or Moriarty
petey_vonwho: Punk rock zombie!
A_Dub888: Many Magic the Gathering players ask the- oh PROFT
flatluigi: @EPGelion they are both a reference to moriarty
TS_Terrapin: I want to see Kathleen react to Vraska's Final Mercy or whatever that card is.
GredGredmansson: @EPGelion he's the Moriarty to the main verse's Holmes
maclenrac: Rakdos Rocks
XenoPenumbra:
Chad
Mr_Horrible: The Gideon Stone
ExachixKitsune: Gideon's Memorial + dragon token friend
Orxolon: that flavor text T_T
rosegrl04: Oooh, I'm so excited for these echoed pairs.
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GredGredmansson: it gideon reporaches
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BrowneePointz: discard, Gideon reproach!
simpletoon: Woop!
TheWanderingNomad:
My boi 
TimeToFry: Gideon Punch! ..from the grave
fanofmosteverything9: Angy Loot.
TheLadyMakai: Absoloot!
AdamYMHMI: I love the gatewatch in the background of that card
Jon_CoffeeRobot: me: "They're the same picture."
Sorator13: aaaaa
TheWanderingNomad: JACE WHY DID YOU LOCK LOOT UP
SmashTCG: The scene with vraska interacting with child soldier Jace actually broke me
Pharmacistjudge: Black Loot eats Jaces
Mr_Horrible: Graham saying what we're all thinking
TheWanderingNomad: HE WAS YOUR SON
sharker037: evil loot...
Carlioo: no, don't loot the nexus
TheMightyGerg: "Don't mind if I do!"
bwk789: So many dupes
LordManiMani: Just need to hope Evil Proft didn't escape the holodeck
generalnuk: did they double up the rares with their mirrored version?
LRRMTG_Judge: Echoverse Loot was never released from the Vault - Ku
Sorator13: can I loot both the nexus and the anomaly?
TXC2: TheWanderingNomad easy on the all caps please
TinyAwoo: Black Loot is wild
Mr_Horrible: !card spinal parasite
LRRbot: Spinal Parasite [5] | Artifact Creature — Insect [-1/-1] | Sunburst / Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Remove a counter from target permanent.
markekv: nope
Orxolon: i think so yeah
GredGredmansson: 3rd time I think
TXC2: 2nd time I think
Sage0fMadness: (No, it's not Graham)
TheWanderingNomad: @TXC2 Apologies!
Paranundrox: three's like 2 or 3
sharker037: Wait. doesnt this go infifnte with blue hepatra??
@violentfrog_: what a pic
@pharmacistjudge: whicho ne?
@GreenPaladin82: Echo-Innistrad is *bleak*
@actuallykonradcurze: Blue one, I like my cost reducers
@Matt.M.T: Jumped back to watch the opening and seeing BDG here is like seeing Bugs Bunny drawn into an episode of Goof Troop.
@maurtendo: nope
GredGredmansson: one in planar chaos and one in old mirrodin
TS_Terrapin: Char Rumbler I think was negative?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: these decks are going to be GREAT
kynelwynn: Loot's "Value is absoolute" ha ha. get it? absolute value?
themercenary1987: Don't worry, my bullets heal you for negative damage
LRRMTG_Judge: Char-Rumbler was a -1/3 - Natedogg
Mr_Horrible: char rumbler is another one, yeah
LRRMTG_Judge: For those curious: Char-Rumbler and Spinal Parasite, plus an un-card - Squirrel
falcn120: eh, I still hate Jace. embrace the hate Ben
itsj0mi:
ben's like jayce kinda cooking
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kilnfiendpotter: Ogre Crab Wizard is the name of my Phish cover band
TinyAwoo: I want to build anti-power loot so bad
TheWanderingNomad: Orzhov Kathleen?
ContingentCat:
MikeProvencher: Kathleen is so, so correct there.
Orxolon: yes!Kathleen is playing black!
GredGredmansson: @themercenary1987 hello, would you like to learn about your car's insurance policy?
SetraLynn: Kathleen after my heart here
doubleforte: now THIS is a set, the lore sets are just magnitudes better
TXC2: "he's not wrong, worse, he's right, but being a dick about it"
wyndhunter: jund em out Cori
markekv: cori just has big pile
Mr_Horrible: Cori: "I'm feeling... green black" Jace: "I have failed"
BrowneePointz: for chat wondering, Soul Cauldron plus Hylopterous Lemure is a combo with Evil Loot
ElektroTal: Cori what is that pile
TheMightyGerg: Stay Tuned to find out!
tyrsredritehand: Fellow Dimir agent....
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TruPhantomAngel: Most of my reactions to this set has been, “Jace…seriously WTF?!?!” lol
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Diabore: go mono green past graham
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Mr_Bitterness: Very good Graham, very true
jacqui_lantern234:
@ElektroTal her pool
@GreenPaladin82: EvilLoot is CRAZY
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: absolute value loot
@chargingbadger867: no emrakul :(
@ChrisPetersonYeet: "Weakness is strength" -- Loot, probably
@maurtendo: I think there was one creature printed with negative one power
@Matt.M.T: we're assuming regular loot isn't already evil
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: stack up those one blue -3/-0 tricks
@Revolver_Rossalot: |Loot| is game designer catnip
@BenjaminKlahn: Hey, good news, if you hate Jace you'll love how he ends the story.
@chargingbadger867: @maurtendo 2, actually. char-rumbler and spinal parasite (which also has negative toughness)
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@ChrisPetersonYeet: Is the whole story released?
dashiestand: Loot with any of the blue instants that give -x -0
TheMightyGerg: Thanks Graham!
Orxolon: thanks me
CompleteIndieYT: YOU'VE GOT THIS CAMERON FORCE BLUE-BLACK!
TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz *Looks up Lemure* Oh that's disgusting
XenoPenumbra: BDG
sharker037: GDB!
CompleteIndieYT: I believe in you!!
markekv: who need sorting when you can just build your deck using psychic powers - Cori apparently
doubleforte: good bit boys
Unas84: @ElektroTal that's not a pile, it's a *system*
FourTwo0ne: Big Dawg!
XenoPenumbra:
Orxolon: hahahaha
GhostValv:
TimeToFry: Oh dear
IanAllenBird: mkjnikmj
fanofmosteverything9: Perfect.
3PlayerPolitics: lmao
Anubis169: LOL
Flamennight: omg it's BDG
kilnfiendpotter: BDG!
GredGredmansson: echo
razorswift: Clap amazhing
nymistrya: 10/10 bit
DirectorStephanie: relay run!
Voidhawk42: Thanks Graham
EvilBadman: The pokemon evolution chain rules
MTGColorPie: BDG!
TalpTheScot: good bit
Azralorne: Energies matched
urist_mc_wazdakka: nice!
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GredGredmansson:
lrrBDG 
ChampBlankman: BDG fitting right in.
TheWanderingNomad: The bits! The bits!
public_key_reveal_party: We have demonstrated a loop
JaymicUnyielding: Hell yeah, flavor text!
lojer: What is this reality?!?
kilnfiendpotter: What a wonderful person with other wonderful people!
Deeehm: BDG jumpscare
Scarbble: 10/10 bit
Mr_Horrible: our new technique: Pad The Runtime
WokenClick: BDG feels like such a good fit with LRR
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Volus_dude: Edgar Barkov and evil loot are amazing cards
Anubis169:
haaaaaaaai 
Mangledpixel: boop
FauksStarling: Round 1 Gas Leak! New record?
GredGredmansson:
lrrBDG 
Kezzig_: 3 dudes with similar facial hair
razorswift: BDG!
Azegoroth: I feel like Jace's Echoverse was quite fricked up despite the lack of phyrexians
feelingfroggo: BDG???!!!?
LordManiMani: Welcome to funny beard white guy with glasses round
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seebowcbo: The man with 3 first names
TheMightyGerg: He DOES THE INTERNET
kilnfiendpotter: BDG dances Pokemon
rubbercluckey: Gosh, I love BDG so much
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Jon_CoffeeRobot: BDG has excellent SEO
MikeProvencher: I like that Brian, Ben, and Graham all seem to be different flavors of the same person.
durketh:
BDG known orb ponderer
TimeToFry: I hear Brian has a good laugh
flatluigi: pumpkin cowboy
ElektroTal: Bdg was a great guest on Casual Magic
realbadatthis_: this song is not a metaphor
deathofspam: He makes Pepcorn, that's what you need to know
Strebenherz: Time to Nort a Jace
kilnfiendpotter: @MikeProvencher What a sweet bespectacled bearded cerberus they make
Chenderle: am I seeing triplets on screen?
Invitare: 7GB seems rather low
macbody2: Acutally - I don't know the guy for reals... He seems nice.
maclenrac: I'm a doctor
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ralphthellama: Woo new set!
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Gekyouryuu: 7 Gig Lasagna, new hit recipe
TheLadyMakai: oooh shiny
TruPhantomAngel: Awe yes, the creator of those wonderful vampire songs.
TheMightyGerg: C Beaties?!
GredGredmansson: one more thing
walkeroftales: a polygon dot com video producer? I think he'd be an asset to the team
GredGredmansson: my favorite thing
goateedave86: Full pack of Jace tokens I'm calling it now
Wolfii_TV:
so hyped for today 
LRRbot: Bestial Incursion [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / Flashback {5}{G}
TalpTheScot: do collector boosters have matched pairs too?
LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Prudent Fateseer // Peer Review | Prudent Fateseer [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/4] | This creature enters prepared. / Whenever you scry or surveil, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
Orxolon: what is the chase(monetarily)for this set?
DaniellNaruta: Is BDG a reality fracture version of Graham?
rosegrl04: I believe so, yes!!
LRRbot: Restore with Empathy [2G] | Instant | Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 4 life.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: new card reader tech is faster!
LRRbot: Fblthp, Knows the Way [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus Scout [*/2] | Domain — Fblthp's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / When Fblthp enters, search your library for up to X basic land cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
flatluigi: ooo fancy
TheLadyMakai: that's adorable!
TheWanderingNomad: Ooooh
maclenrac: nice
LRRMTG_Judge: "Greetings, you Rank Rats" rocketing up the tier list as we speak - Squirrel
doubleforte:
fblthp
TXC2: got that dad bod
A_Dub888: what rank is the rat?
macbody2: What Does Brian do? I want to learn cool stuff.
Lyriviel: Fblthick
TalpTheScot: oh the collector boosters do as well!
flatluigi: @macbody2 lots of cool internet videos and music
LRRbot: Yargle, Glutton of Urborg [4B] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [9/3] |
LRRbot: Yargle, Goliath of Otaria [4U] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [3/9] |
TheMightyGerg: LEG DARGLE
Mangledpixel: Thargle
Voidhawk42: That Dumper
maclenrac: More Yargle
macbody2: @flatluigi like ??
TheLadyMakai: leg day daum!
tinaun: yeah just search Brian David Gilbert on youtube
RatherLargeToad:
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
RitualGlitchZ: T H I C C
Mr_Horrible: cool that it's consistent, I thought it might just be prerelease packs
GredGredmansson:
man, I REALLY wish I didn't lose my Simic Frog Deck
GhostValv: every day is leg day yargle
RatherLargeToad: Big frogs
Volus_dude:
LRRbot: Extrapolate the Impossible [1B] | Sorcery | You may reveal exactly two cards you own with different names from outside the game. An opponent chooses one of them. You put that card into your hand.
IbunWest: woah
dashiestand: Thighargle
WokenClick: oh no those full arts are great
TheMightyGerg: Black wish!
fanofmosteverything9: Wish for Gifts
BrowneePointz: Wish
BrowneePointz: Wish Ungiven
Sorator13: oh, I don't... I don't like that eye
CastleOtranto: That eyeball though
Chenderle: sure don't like this art
glitched_goddess: that art is upsetting
DaxamLhant: Thats not a weird
unowngnome: Whose eye is that?
Pharmacistjudge: Wish Ungiven
BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge *high five*
wyndhunter: intuition but from your sideboard
kilnfiendpotter: Remember: YOU ARE ONE
TheMightyGerg: Isn't that what Jace did?
TalpTheScot: oh no
kilnfiendpotter: KEEP THE BALANCE
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walkeroftales: I mean. That is kind of the plot.
GredGredmansson: man, we need to bring nicknames back for JUST this set
Mr_Horrible: another jace, exactly the same, coming out of jace's back
maclenrac: How would you like me to end the game?
neisan2112: Jace Mostruo Sue
LRRbot: Venser, Fervent Forger [4RR] | Legendary Creature Human Sorcerer [5/3] | Flash / When Venser enters, choose one — / • Copy target instant or sorcery spell an opponent controls twice. You may choose new targets for the copies. / • Create two tokens that are copies of target permanent an opponent controls. They gain haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice them.
walkeroftales: Jace did eject different jaces from himself
Jon_CoffeeRobot: That's Iron Man.
TheMightyGerg: Jeremy Renser!
BrowneePointz: He's part of Jhoira's Pirate Crew!
doubleforte: saw rachel talking about that one
Sorator13: that is ludicrously cool
brieandbacon: Target a clone, go infinite
yuinova: Anyone know where Brian's jacket is from?
flatluigi: that's from the commander set
GredGredmansson: Yeah Venser and Jhoira are Pirates together, they stole the Blackblade
BrowneePointz: Yep. Venser and Jhoira are pirates and stole the Blackblade
LRRbot: Rockfall Vale | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Proctor of Potential [WU] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, surveil 1. / {W}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if you've scried or surveilled this turn.
polluxr: this commander set has a lot of cool cards, but they are mostly overcosted, which is a shame
Jon_CoffeeRobot: true slow land reprints are great
ralphthellama: Oh right, no Phyrexians! So Venser would still be alive
RatherLargeToad: oh, I need that for my The Master deck
Mr_Horrible: blue cleric, breaks my heart
TalpTheScot: oooh
LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / • Target player draws a card.
XenoPenumbra: YOOO
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yyyyikes
sharker037: oooohhhh
TimeToFry: Hachi machi
Mr_Horrible: that's sick
kilnfiendpotter: OH MY GOD
fanofmosteverything9: The fanciest of cakes.
GhostValv: neato
TheLadyMakai: ooohhhh!
Scarbble: ooh, pretty
doubleforte: marina banker art unmatched
wyndhunter: damn
TheMightyGerg: It's... Sub Lime
kilnfiendpotter: That's so beautiful
Purestorm_: truly sublime
BrowneePointz: and then you cast it once
baneless27:
maclenrac: Cake Head
Diabore: only 6 mana to do ALL this
IbunWest: The original art was already so good and this tops it
BrowneePointz: and you go "oh that's why 6"
synthalanar: Look at that curl out of the pack
simpletoon: Sublime.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: six mana five spells
Sorator13: that is VERY cool art, wow
TS_Terrapin: I don't think I understand art or can see well enough to fully appreciate that art. It's amazing but I feel like I'm missing SO MUCH
BrowneePointz: Queen Ginger!
fanofmosteverything9: Queen Ginger, sir.
TheMightyGerg: Queen Ginger!
GredGredmansson: QUEEN giner
BrowneePointz: and her boytoy Aniseed!
Chenderle: Gingerbrute!
ContingentCat: damn, I wish they'd sell full sized prints of some card art that looks so cool
Mr_Horrible: oh she's manufacturing husbands now
goateedave86: Quinger?
TruPhantomAngel: OHHH…I need those tokens!’n
LevDev: Queen Ginger goes into Gimbal
BrowneePointz: No, she's conjoined with her husband like in the OG trailer @Mr_Horrible
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible i prefer to see them as her royal guard
glitched_goddess: big if true
walkeroftales: Is a sublime epiphany when you realize you enjoy the music of Sublime?
BrowneePointz: except they swapped sides
TheMightyGerg: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-destroy Jace!
doubleforte: ALLEZ CUISINE
maclenrac: Strong
doubleforte: I mean
GredGredmansson: nice deckname Graham
fanofmosteverything9: I do appreciate the deck names.
TheLadyMakai: i love that overlay!
TS_Terrapin: @ContingentCat Good news! Many artists do themselves, or you can check the website 'original magic art' to see if one is there.
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
baneless27:
googleing over cards IS half the show
tinaun: @ContingentCat look up the artists website or original magicart website
brieandbacon: Oooh, loving the names on the overlay, nice job
LRRMTG_Judge: @ContingentCat Check artist websites, many will offer exactly this
A_Dub888: People PLAY Magic??? What is this, a Deckmaster game?
TheMightyGerg: Low Rank or High Rank?
polyten: awesome overlay!
Gekyouryuu: rat coming out of Giddeon's mouth
Voidhawk42: Excellent overlay as always, great job Paul
Mr_Horrible: I rank rat #1
ArabescaDGuerra: Dang. I could go for some Chilly Kon Strari
Mangledpixel: oh I love the shattered name and life total, Paul
GredGredmansson: "Sloppity Bilepiper"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love that this card was previewed in Japanese but needed zero translations
TheMightyGerg: Rat's Climbing the ladder.
ContingentCat: @LRRMTG_Judge oo good to know
@Matt.M.T: Yes, story is all out
@cassandratastrophe9000: yup
@alession4277: Yes. And it's great!
@el_zinga: It's BDG! I'm a fan!
@sunnydfangirl: +2
@actuallykonradcurze: News anchors is a good bit
@alextang3860: did no one pull a sphinx
@Revolver_Rossalot: Stingerquill popped up, I think
@el_zinga: @alession4277 Graham got stingerquill.
@ChrisPetersonYeet: The "G" in "BDG" now stands for Gigs
@נפתליליבנר: are they going to open a bundle?
@Matt.M.T: I googled and it seems like Brian David Gilbert dropped out of school or something? Bad example for the children.
@LRRbot: Bestial Incursion [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / Flashback {5}{G}
@LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
@LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
@LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
@LRRbot: Prudent Fateseer // Peer Review | Prudent Fateseer [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/4] | This creature enters prepared. / Whenever you scry or surveil, creatures you control get +1/+0 until…
@LRRbot: Restore with Empathy [2G] | Instant | Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 4 life.
@el_zinga: Wow, the speed on those loads are great!
@LRRbot: Fblthp, Knows the Way [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus Scout [*/2] | Domain — Fblthp's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / When Fblthp enters, search yo…
@Revolver_Rossalot: But Fblbthp doesn't have a nose?!
@Matt.M.T: Card reader has gone further beyond apparently.
@LRRbot: Yargle, Glutton of Urborg [4B] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [9/3] |
@LRRbot: Yargle, Goliath of Otaria [4U] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [3/9] |
@LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
@GreenPaladin82: THICC Yargle is amazing
@LRRbot: Extrapolate the Impossible [1B] | Sorcery | You may reveal exactly two cards you own with different names from outside the game. An opponent chooses one of them. You put that card into your hand.
@Matt.M.T: Fblthp has a nose, it just looks like a giant eye.
@LRRbot: Venser, Fervent Forger [4RR] | Legendary Creature Human Sorcerer [5/3] | Flash / When Venser enters, choose one — / • Copy target instant or sorcery spell an opponent controls twice. You may choose n…
@LRRbot: Rockfall Vale | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
@LRRbot: Proctor of Potential [WU] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, surveil 1. / {W}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield…
@Matt.M.T: Venser combo results in a lot of dead Vensers
@LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Creat…
@Nataniahuu: does the combo hurt the vensers?
@Matt.M.T: what does sublime epiphany do? yes
@נפתליליבנר: are they going to open a bundle?
@Matt.M.T: Legend Rule can't be too painful. It's like a tineline correcting, right?
@el_zinga: Kick his trash!
@Haiiro87: nice work with the life total design
@LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
accountmadeforants: That's an excellent premise
walkeroftales: I only play unranked rat
LazyGogma: Most Decrepit Old Bird
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Festering Mummies!
jacqui_lantern234: @LazyGogma yes?
GalacticCyrus: old fat spider my beloved
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahaha
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
TimeToFry: LMAO
XenoPenumbra: HELLO
goateedave86: Big fan of Chub Toad
BrowneePointz: Standard Legal Baby!
Obos_TAB: looooool
RaptieFeathers: @contingentcat If you like an art, check out the artist's website and you can almost always buy a print!
Chenderle: lol
doubleforte: he's new!
maclenrac: Goyf
FixDoll: lol
TheWanderingNomad: Hello my old friend
kilnfiendpotter: Sir
JolyneGarcia_art: JESUS
Cinnabat: LOOOL
renaissance_rat: tarmogoyf perfect in all universes
TXC2: Standard legal babee!
Sage0fMadness: let's gooooo
FauksStarling: Oh Boyf!
CompleteIndieYT: YOUVE GOT THIS BRAIN
XenoPenumbra: Messed up
TalpTheScot: oh good
3PlayerPolitics: uhhhhhhh
SmashTCG: ITS HERE
sharker037: LMAO THE RAT HELPED HIM
Purestorm_: The King has returned
GredGredmansson: so THIS is the future set that this card come from
TheLadyMakai:
whelp
MTGColorPie: LOL
GhostValv:
baneless27:
that didnt take long 
feelingfroggo: incredible reaction
MWGNZ:
Mr_Horrible: lol
itsj0mi: gottem
fanofmosteverything9: I hear it's going to be reprinted in Future Sight.
themercenary1987: Soooo.... How big is the Goyf?
CompleteIndieYT: why are you playing discard against a goyf deck?
trainpants: surprise goyf!
BrowneePointz: Standard legal Graham!
SmashTCG: STANDARD LEGAL GOUF
TimeToFry: Standard legal goyf!
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO GRAHAM
maclenrac: OG
JolyneGarcia_art: Got'em
TinyAwoo: HE'S JUST HERE
Decaped: Jace just really loves Tarmogoyfs
LRRMTG_Judge: the Futuresight is now - Ku
TheMightyGerg: Goyf in standard!
kynelwynn: This is the future Goyf is from
flatluigi: this is the canonical tarmogoyf first printing!
BrowneePointz: for the first time since Time Spiral Block!
Deeehm: lmfao
Mr_Horrible: Jace: "Sure, we can keep the goyfs"
renaissance_rat: goyf perfect in alternate universes too
TXC2: it being a mythic is an insult
Di4na: It is the actual *real* tarmogoyf for the first time ever
neisan2112: Its wild that its just kind of okay now
BrowneePointz: Yea! This is the Canonical "First printing" from Future Sight!
XenoPenumbra: Its fiiiine
TheLadyMakai: *panic sets in*\
GredGredmansson: not counting various Masters sets
TheNova129: Jace is a big fan of Modern Jund
Pharmacistjudge: therefore, futuresight foretold the echoverse. the timeloop is closed.
TruPhantomAngel: huh, I wonder what this card is? That can’t be THAT good, right? 😅
Bruceski: OG Tarmagoyf was in Future Sight, and this is the set it was from, apparently. Until now it's only been in Masters sets
SquatchBear: what it's a 1/2 for 2 /s
maclenrac: What's Goyf count?
Diabore: @TXC2 got into mythic through nepotism
hidingbox: Jund is back in standard (Not really, but maybe??)
LordManiMani: Love both the decknames
jadielady: hey y'all
TehAmelie: wait, is this set all Jace's curated spell collection?
BrowneePointz: Yea since it was a "throw forward" in Future Sight
FauksStarling: @Mr_Horrible Disa was very persuasive.
SmashTCG: This is the day
TXC2: Diabore indeed
Chenderle: The future is now
JaymicUnyielding: Turns out Tarmogoyf was the echoverse lhurgoyf ALL ALONG
simpletoon: Today is Goyf-day
flatluigi: and now you get to die to it!
SmashTCG: It took them 20 years
accountmadeforants: The prophecy has been fulfilled!
dragonofnivix: Red Akroma too
3PlayerPolitics: what a lovely day!
GredGredmansson: and of course its in the walker heavy set
LoadingReadyRun:
Jace: "I'm making a new universe, Tarmogoyf get in here"
Bleeding_Edge: I can't believe it was printed at mythic after becoming a token
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
CastleOtranto: Love Graham's Mirage Forest
LevDev: GOYF GOYF GOYG!
Mr_Horrible: appropriately, *also* a standard with kindred cards
n3ther: ooh I love that card
A_Dub888: Ach! Saffi Run! It’s the Tarmogoyf!!
jacqui_lantern234:
graham should copy that Tarmogoyf and hit BDG with it, call that a KARMAGOYF
fanofmosteverything9: Lorwyn loves a Tarmogyf.
westerfarmer: Since it doesn't have the echoverse symbol, it should be regularverse Goyf
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Rank Rat and Screeching Soulbreaker; has Graham managed to assemble a full Alliteration deck
unowngnome: So now we know why it was so powerful in 2007, it’s a 2026 sent back in time twenty years.
LRRMTG_Judge: Ironically, the throw-forward reminder text on the Future Sight version - which mentioned planeswalkers as a card type for the first time - is now incorrect, because it's missing battles. So they did "predict" Goyf, but not correctly - Squirrel
GredGredmansson: actually no one knows WHAT universe this comes from
flatluigi: @westerfarmer the echoverse symbols are only on echoed pairs, so it's unsure which
GredGredmansson:
doubleforte:
what could go wrong, graham
TXC2:
unowngnome and not even a good 2026 card
jadielady:
kumatsu: @LRRMTG_Judge lol I just opened my personal account to type this up and you beat me to it
macbody2: @LoadingReadyRun Well - One could argue that Goyf is from reality fracture.... And future sight was just a glimpse of this future...
westerfarmer: @flatluigi I chose to believe
AllTheoryNoPractice: No, wait, has anyone made a LRRgoyf yet?
Scarbble: come ooooon
Obos_TAB: he wants it to die to fuel his 2nd tarm
sharker037: cmoooon
TheWooglie: admiral ackbar has something to say
maclenrac: Not suspicious
Sage0fMadness: Goyfs are a Dominarian thing, generally
CrossXhunteR: graham, how do creatures die?
flatluigi: @AllTheoryNoPractice why your message big
Mr_Horrible:
@LRRMTG_Judge pure sweet Future Sight goyf... thought Battles couldn't happen... 
Diabore: OH
Chenderle: natural temur
LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
Diabore: hes got THAT pair
BrowneePointz: Now since Chat is gonna wonder, Jace didn't make ALL of the Echoverse with intent. He had a set of parameters when the spell started, and then the Echoverse filled in the blanks. Hence why some weirdness and inconsistencies
TimeToFry: Uh oh
AllTheoryNoPractice: @flatluigi I have the points, I'm spendin' em
TalpTheScot: the name fits, the deck is spicy
razorswift: oh this going to get silly
Mr_Horrible: both the Samuts seem very strong, yeah
Mr_Bitterness: Mythic into Rare, is BDG playing constructed here
wyndhunter: what's it like having a perfect manabase BDG?
TXC2:
the OK Samut, vs the blue ultra broken Samut
Gekyouryuu: I hope he plays Samut this game. iykyk
Seraphimpact: Of course he would play blue with the other Samut
Commodore_Perry_GG: @AllTheoryNoPractice +1/+1 for each LRR person in the game
Grenair: foreshadowing is a litterary device in which-
fanofmosteverything9: Basically, the Echoverse was mostly made through Generative Fill.
LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Pharmacistjudge: Jace is still omnipotent in the echoverse. so even if he didn't Intend it...he could have fixed it.
jacqui_lantern234: @AllTheoryNoPractice im working on getting a copy of Llhurgoyf signed by the LRRfolk, yes
BrowneePointz: If you're wondering "how come there's still this Evil in the Echoverse?" well...Reality kinda tried to knit itself over the edits and ...weird stuff happened
CrossXhunteR: did graham take 1 last turn from the goyf?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz you're telling me a programmer who thinks he's really really clever figured the edge cases would take care of themselves? I'm shocked, I tell you
TehAmelie: i would have thought creating a personalized universe and making himself the main character of the universe was a bit much even for Jayce
BrowneePointz: @Pharmacistjudge Unfortunately he removed the parts of him that cared
GredGredmansson: there are at least 10 legendary enchantments in this set
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR yes, and he just gained it back
GredGredmansson: @CrossXhunteR yes, he has a lifedrain card
TehAmelie: or Jace
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sadly doesn't care about Legendary Artifacts
TheBorzoi: Specifically Legendary Enchantment, not Legendary Artifact
TheNova129: @CrossXhunteR Yes, he gained it back
EvilBadman: @Commodore_Perry_GG +1/+1 for each card LRR did a preview video for
Mr_Bitterness: @CrossXhunteR Yes, he gained a life from the flier's attack trigger
Pharmacistjudge: intentional ignorance is not an excuse.
AllTheoryNoPractice: The LRRgoyf is a blue artifact, made by FN Paul
Scarbble: wait is Friday Nights the LRR echoverse??
AllTheoryNoPractice: @Scarbble AND Commodore Hustle
BrowneePointz: also BDG's deck name is kino
maclenrac: Go my Goyf
JolyneGarcia_art: make him have it
TalpTheScot: make him have it graham
TXC2: traps are a different thing
JolyneGarcia_art: lol
flatluigi: you see graham, bdg also knows how to do things for the bit
Dromos_GHG: Traps, wait the echoverse has Yugio?
goateedave86: If the phyrexian stuff never happened in the echoverse...does that mean the Sliver Queen survived?
nymistrya: Sometimes you gotta press the big red button just cuz
Sorator13: @Dromos_GHG pots of greed, and jars of avarice!
JolyneGarcia_art: well, he had it
LRRbot: Ferocity of the Hunt [1{B/G}] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has deathtouch. / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
XenoPenumbra: This art Rules
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Elliot Laaaaang
seanmrwick: So to my knowledge, this set is having Jace as the "main eventer", right?
Diabore: soooo goyf is a 3/4 now
fanofmosteverything9: Inside you, there are two Garruks.
Gekyouryuu: Can we get BDG back for the Nauctis PPR? his deck can be Brian David Gill-bert
BrowneePointz: Scam cards ye
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Voidhawk42: And puts an enchantment in the bin too"!
WokenClick: I need this for my Meren deck
Purestorm_: Really good common for limited
razorswift: 3/4
MTGColorPie: 3/4
Kezzig_: 3/4
NewtyNewts: 3/4, even
markekv: 3/4
Sage0fMadness: and Goyf is a 3/4!
SmashTCG: 3/4 ye
TheMightyGerg: Isn't goyf all graveyards?
brieandbacon: Oh, they're using the enchantment frame, noice
TheMightyGerg: There it is
BlueFingers5: goyf is safe from bolt
Sage0fMadness: spicy business
Invitare: also if you can put Deathtouch on things then you can put Deathtouch on things with First Strike
Bruceski: Get goyfed
@violentfrog_: ew, in the mouth
@LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
@Haiiro87: amazing
@SoulSalvage: TARMOGOYF
@Wkitsune1: pfft
@FlairanFire: damn of course BDGs deck title is a banger of a multi-layered joke
@dzsini: first printing!
@gogt200: Standard shall be Junding Them Out!
@Matt.M.T: Graham jusy needs to attack the graveyard until there are -1 card types
@pharmacistjudge: therefore, futuresight foretold the echoverse. the timeloop is closed.
@SoulSalvage: I'm so ready to build Boomer Jund (and it'll be bad, but idc)
@Wkitsune1: Oh that's funny
@LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
@Haiiro87: 1/2 goyf doing work
@LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
@hanab5191: the stronger of the new samuts
@violentfrog_: love giving haste
@Matt.M.T: too bad didn't ninjutsu in ninjagoyf
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@LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activa…
@loadingreadyrun: @tobib3954 welcome!
@GreenPaladin82: That Samut is going into my Ognis deck, for sure.
@devsfan19: BDG, known trap fanatic
@LRRbot: Ferocity of the Hunt [1{B/G}] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has deathtouch. / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield t…
@violentfrog_: Yugi incarnate
@Haiiro87: 3/4
LRRMTG_Judge: Tarmogoyf checks symmetrically, yes - Ku
Deeehm: what dies grows the tarmogoyf
Strebenherz: @Gekyouryuu Ok Brian David Gillbert made me laugh
cjtree: Just a classic 2 mana 3/4
DeM0nFiRe:
It's symmetric so it's fair
markekv: what dies...
CrossXhunteR: straight up goyfing on it
accountmadeforants: After all, by being symmetrical, goyf is fair
Kezzig_: @BlueFingers5 it was before
GredGredmansson: Land, Enchantment, Creature
Aarek: that goyf is back on the escalator again!
Mr_Horrible: a whole new generation of players can now forget to properly represent board state
TS_Terrapin: @Invitare or trample! Or BOTH!
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TalpTheScot: god it is a common
Volus_dude: ferocity of the hunt would be good with serpent society
Gekyouryuu: @Strebenherz :3
Pharmacistjudge: and says Kindred
BlueFingers5: @Kezzig_ not till after combat
Busttino: Oh shit BDG!! Hey dude met you in Amsterdam, you really made your event a fun time! Big props to you, cool guy
BrowneePointz: @seanmrwick He's enacting his plan to make a multiverse with no suffering, but when the meditation realm shattered so did his mind. So he's both literally omnipresent as the Overlord of the Echoverse, and ALSO a dozen plus bespoke people he's carved from his mind
JaymicUnyielding: : ) thx
maclenrac: JUDGE!
Dromos_GHG: lol
PlutoInsanity: Is this the first non-masters apperance of Goyf?
TheLadyMakai:
Purestorm_: Don't bolt the goyf
trainpants: goyf math?
CrossXhunteR: graham, do NOT bolt the goyf
Bruceski: Is it the old bolt the goyf problem?
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
TXC2: Magic like it's 2006 babee!
GredGredmansson: static
ELD_Winterlight: No, you can't bolt
Kezzig_: @BlueFingers5 yeah, but it was as a 2/3
maclenrac: Layered
TheMightyGerg: Layers!
CrossXhunteR: characteristic defining ability
cjtree: Ohh a multiply by 0
Pharmacistjudge: characteric defining ability
LRRMTG_Judge: State-based actions and Tarmogoyf is a great judge question - Ku
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is Graham wondering if the card he's doing will grow it before it kills it?
fanofmosteverything9: Damage doesn't kill creatures. State-based effects kill creatures.
wyndhunter: characteristic defining
MikeProvencher: Characteric definaing
JolyneGarcia_art: bolt the goyf
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Like a Last Gasp
LRRMTG_Judge: Characteristic-defining ability - Natedogg
TheMightyGerg: Someone's about to use a rare removal skill
LRRbot: Multiply by Zero [1B] | Instant | Target creature has base power and toughness 0/0 until end of turn.
Sorator13: good question, G!
baneless27: lets go G!
accountmadeforants: Neat!
maclenrac: He ain't modified
Mr_Horrible: world's first 1/0 goyf
Sage0fMadness: Very worth checking in this case haha
CompleteIndieYT: I actually suspected you had a 4-damage burn spell
TheLadyMakai: heck yeah!
LRRMTG_Judge:
yeah I knew.
public_key_reveal_party: That is a cool way to format a removal spell
BrowneePointz: The artists posted the full piece on their socials and it's GORGEOUS Ben and G
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible still 0/0
TXC2: can't wait for someone to use that on a cearture of mine with +1/+1 counters on it
trainpants: can't wait for add by zero and subtract by zero
LRRMTG_Judge: Hey, it could have been an instant that dealt 4 damage - Natedogg
Orxolon: shout shout that divide by 0 seems good
Obos_TAB: i feel like they wouldn't have removal that would be confusing to work
Obos_TAB: withint he set
MikeProvencher: "Ohhhhh flyers" is my new favorite version of "Aw nuts".
LRRMTG_Judge: No clairvoyance on my end, I assumed he had a 4 damage removal spell and was wondering about *that* - Squirrel
Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party especially because it doesn't work if they have a +1/+1 counter or an anthem effect
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson base p/t, so the aura makes it a 1/0, no?
fanofmosteverything9: None fliers with left BDG
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LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible its not enchanted, the creature comes back the aura does not
Omthebox: I think the aura exploded
Scarbble: @Mr_Horrible aura fell off when it died
Purestorm_: Jalum Tome as a mana rock!
maclenrac: Book!
wyndhunter: artifact subtype book?
LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
flatluigi: comedy gallia
jacqui_lantern234: GALLIA MY GIRL
BrowneePointz: we love a Party Girl
Mr_Horrible: @Scarbble yes, but it was a 1/0 when it died, is what I mean
ArabescaDGuerra: Double Haste
markekv: so much haste
fanofmosteverything9: Party goat!
Chenderle: double haste
razorswift: the other galia makes me unreasonably sad
GredGredmansson: yes "book" was added in Secrets of Strixhaven, we don't know why
maclenrac: All the haste
Mr_Bitterness: Gallia the Typo
iwriterobots: Notably: typo on that card!
GredGredmansson: yeah, Echo-Gallia is so depressing
Appleguard: yeah, prime Gallia is best
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible I think it died in combat to the 3/3 before hand
Orxolon: by the was Paul,kudos on those fractured numbers
Omthebox: so the enchatment revived it
TehAmelie: sadly, double Haste doesn't work like Super Haste
TXC2:
double haste, so it stack overflows and they enter tapped
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Two haste enablers, Brian is hoping this game lasts precisely 5 minutes
Sorator13: do we normally have the cardbot posting card text for PPRs, or does that not work?
flatluigi: @Jon_CoffeeRobot i mean, a tarmogoyf on the board helps with that
TheBorzoi: Is the mistake the lack of "a" before "+1/+1 counter"?
XenoPenumbra:
fanofmosteverything9: It's a bold strategy, but it may just work.
TXC2:
Sorator13 we do, WHEN we get the set in time for it too work
Mr_Bitterness: @TheBorzoi Correct
Diabore: @TheBorzoi yeah
LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
81ackR0se:
The point that I stopped playing Goblins in modern was the game where I cast bolt targeting a 2/3 Goyf with no instants in the bin, and then later in the same cast Goblin Grenade targeting the same Gofy which was by then a 4/5... with no sorceries in the bin 
Sorator13:
@TXC2 ah, alrighty. Reasonable
TalpTheScot: love big creature/land cycler
Sorator13: BIG rat
Purestorm_: I like seeing more landcyclers
Chenderle: Ranker Rat
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Rodent Promoted.
Sage0fMadness: Promoted by three ranks
CompleteIndieYT: Calling it, misplay. You could've had a giant flier
doubleforte: tom and jerry yeowch
Invitare: Stacked Rat. Strat
BrowneePointz: Rhino Soldier has the same Cadence as Jungle Boogie
westerfarmer: 6 mana green creature that cycles for a land
TXC2: Rank or Rat?
fanofmosteverything9: This rat is an XYZ monster.
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n3ther: so me fr fr
Volus_dude: rat gonna be big cheese soon
Jon_CoffeeRobot: What mana value was Graham's crazy exile sweeper
Sorator13:
I prefer to have the big guys over here 
LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Gecking Wrecko
fanofmosteverything9: Wrecko!
NewtyNewts: Ooh, my card!
TheMightyGerg: WRECKO
TXC2: the Wrecko
Mangledpixel: Wrecko!
SeismicLawns: Wrecko!
kilnfiendpotter: A rat that big just becomes a Gnary Capybara
A_Dub888: Gecko my Wrecko
TXC2: good we all got there
kilnfiendpotter: **Gnarly
Zaghrog: @CompleteIndieYT But what if the opponent has removal? Then you'd lose your flier and lose the counters. Spreading out the threats has value
maclenrac: Green beef
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot !card Overwrite the Multiverse
Shurtal: "I dont wanna see big guys" says man who works with Ify
HERO_unbound: gecko looks pretty happy
jacqui_lantern234:
@A_Dub888 thats between you and god
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n3ther:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @kilnfiendpotter all capybaras have Defender and you can't convince me otherwise
BrowneePointz: swinging seem a Sam-oot point
Sorator13: @LRRMTG_Judge !card doesn't work in replies, because the reply effectively starts with @<person you're replying to>
Omentuva: @Jon_CoffeeRobot 6
LRRMTG_Judge:
Card recogniser didn't trigger on the reply, but Graham's big boardwipe costs 4BB - Squirrel
spethycakes: you know what they say: Make haste while the sun shines
Darleysam: double haste, it can attack last turn too
razorswift: LuL
Omthebox: Overexposure
MrSarkhan:
@sunnydfangirl: next level....
@alextang3860: lets go tarmagoyf
@secretlypaul7166: I am ben
@jjcard: do people know about this goyf card? seems pretty good
@1984Hightower: Is this 2016 Legacy? Goyf!
@Revolver_Rossalot: Pickle Abs!
@SoulSalvage: idk it dies to Requiting Hex, seems like a bad card /s
@LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
@Natillynoo: untapped?
@LRRbot: Multiply by Zero [1B] | Instant | Target creature has base power and toughness 0/0 until end of turn.
@ThreeKobolds21: characteristic setting ability
@SoulSalvage: Layer 7.1 :P
@sunnydfangirl: "two mana, make your tarmogoyf larger" is a time-honored tradition
@Revolver_Rossalot: A lot of new people are going to learn about burn spells vs goyf next week.
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@LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that…
@Haiiro87: "Burst Lightning your 1/2 Goyf - what do you mean it doesn't die"
@LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
@magicalhobo72: This set looks awesome.
@violentfrog_: thick rat
@punit19: bofadese?
@LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Needs a counter to have haste no?
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
CompleteIndieYT: @Zaghrog But it's high risk. Now, the rat can be blocked and killed by Gecko.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the guy!
BrowneePointz: Entomb for Lands!
razorswift: we all love ify
maclenrac: Cool
fanofmosteverything9: The scrolls are back!
donestebandewelparel: Ify in chat?
Purestorm_: That would be nice in my Titania deck
Criously: enroot, perfect synergy with goyf
JoanneG110: Soon we can get drop out x lrr
wulfram77: Deckthin 1
Goombill: Oh, it's ANY land, interesting
ExhaustedElox: I'm sure there are plenty of combos with Enroot, but none are coming to me right now.
TXC2:
why do they keep giving stuff to landfall? it's too good already
razorswift: @JoanneG110 LRR on Game Changer
Desruprot: oooh Jace Time
goateedave86: Would love to know if this is BDG's first time in Victoria and how he's finding it
BrowneePointz: @ExhaustedElox life from the loam is the short one
TheOneInquisitor: So is this the main muliverse BDG or the Echoverse BDG
bytecaster: BDG could have two goyfs!
GredGredmansson:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Is James still there, can the curse carry
HERO_unbound: something like echoing deeps to copy the land too
Krektogar: Lands decks in constructed formats love this card
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TXC2: it's not a James Curse, it's a LRR Curse
saljik007: @ExhaustedElox Have you heard of a card called icetill explorer
ExhaustedElox: Man, that flier is really annoying.
TehAmelie:
speaking of card names that sound like insults, Wrecko
maclenrac: Non-land probability draw increased
LRRbot: Aerid Konstrari [1RGG] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [5/4] | Flying / When Aerid Konstrari enters or dies, create a Heartwood token. / {6}: Create a Heartwood token. Then Aerid Konstrari gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh my favorit eof the Elder Sphinxes
TalpTheScot: uh oh
TheWanderingNomad: SPhinxi?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the fairest of the cycle
bytecaster: Beeeg sphinx
Criously: @ExhaustedElox do you mean in limited specifically?
BrowneePointz: Large Them
doubleforte: no, go on
HERO_unbound: all the power rangers in the art
maclenrac: Dang
itsj0mi: HUH
razorswift: hard wood
doubleforte: D
jacqui_lantern234: BRIAN XD
TheMightyGerg: Ok, mister Freud
TXC2: we need the SPHINX! sound bite from Venture bros
Sorator13: hmmmm
A_Dub888: I mean...
fanofmosteverything9: The heartwood might be hardwood.
ParaBellumInk: Hart Wood
XenoPenumbra:
baneless27: 0_0
GredGredmansson: we're still in the first hour
Tattybojangles69: Now Bond...
Mr_Horrible:
spethycakes:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the sound of a thousand people hitting the Clip button
DirectorStephanie:
NewtyNewts: Heart? Would.
Sorator13: flashback to "touch decks. dEcks. E."
DarkMorford: Hardwood token... Oak? Maple? Bubinga?
lojer: The heart speaks as the heart wills.
ExhaustedElox: Really got to enunciate that "T"
Volus_dude:
FauksStarling: I love my heartwood floors.
lamina5432: tryin real hard there
Purestorm_:
Seraphimpact: Hitting that T hard could also be a euphemism though XD
maclenrac: He's got wood
BrowneePointz: for chat wondering, Aerid is They/Them
Undersol: Red Green Artifact Token (Color not shown)
AtomicAlchemical: A Hard Woot token
TheMightyGerg: Rich in Mana, poor in Health
bertezbertezbertezbertez: geez stop talking about your hard wood
Omentuva: There are languages in which final t and d are the same sound.
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LRRbot: Geist of Saint Thalia [1U] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/2] | Flying / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
DirectorStephanie:
@browneepointz thank you! 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I Require Here
fanofmosteverything9: Good ol' reverse Thalia.
TXC2: at least 50% of people are gonna say traft and not thalia when casting this
Mr_Horrible:
the cowards didn't make it Echoverse Canon that she got eaten by the Gitrog, did they?
bytecaster: The recko
Invitare: the Wrecko
razorswift: wrecko gecko
MikeProvencher: Wrecking Gecko = Wrecko
TheMightyGerg: I'm gonna wrecko!
Purestorm_: Golbin Electromancer stocks in downfall
GredGredmansson: Lorebit: Echo-Thalia was killed by Echo-Odric on the orders of Echo-Avacyn
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maclenrac: Wrecked
Desruprot: rip Thalia again
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson I was just about to ask if Echo-Odric also became a Vamp
ThankYouUro: In the Echoverse, Thalia Ate the Gitrog and died
Bleeding_Edge: @GredGredmansson is Echo Edric a card
Mr_Horrible: good to know she's a Real One in every timeline
TXC2: GredGredmansson they just keep doing my boy Odric dirty
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad Echo-Odric is not a card but Echo-Avacyn is, in the commander deck
razorswift: @ThankYouUro but wouldn't echoverse Gitrog be nice?
DarkMorford: Wrecking Gecko *really* wants you to switch to GEICO insurance. Or else.
Criously: @TXC2 That maded me think of pithing needle borborygmos, and now Im sad there isnt a fractured borbor
TheMightyGerg: Mirror Avacyn is evil Galadriel
BrowneePointz: Ye, Avacyn in Echoverse is fanatical church "Worship me even after death"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: biggest broadcast of all time
GredGredmansson: Echo-Avacyn demands tribute in death, so SHE'S the one controlling the zombies
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson And she is *nasty* She basically brings anything that dies back on to the field at your end step
BrowneePointz: she's...not GREAT, but no one is great on Innistrad
sharker037: funny how jace went to 2 different people and said "in my perfect universe youre DEAD"
Mr_Horrible: @DarkMorford I'm gonna need it, with a wrecking gecko around
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad she's OG Kelthuzad from Hearthstone
TXC2: Criously we got Ruric thuar, which is close-ish
ThankYouUro: @razorswift yes and she is an evil person for doing it. But the church is now evil and made her a saint for it thusly
basiCore_: I know what is coming
Criously: Yeah fair, but giving him another really convoluted name for the bit wouldve been funny
kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePointz In fairness, self-improvement programs on Innistrad tend to happen after death.
LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
BrowneePointz: Ye! Mythological 2 Headed Serpent!
DarkMorford: SNEK
SmashTCG: Am fid bee na
TalpTheScot: first jace!
Purestorm_: Sneko
maclenrac: Snake
GredGredmansson: "This is the part of Jace that is attracted to Vraska."
n3ther: Jace #1
TheMightyGerg: Granted, Jace didn't specifically create the Echoverse's many echoes. He merely went "Do it again but without these three things"
Sorator13: make Jace swole!
ParaBellumInk: Empower the Jace
ExhaustedElox: Jace is snooping on this game.
baneless27: super saiyn jace!
Mr_Horrible: your local Jace thanks you
SmashTCG: Someone clearly hasn't read skyward
kilnfiendpotter: "This Jace is the one that likes warm socks."
Mr_Horrible: who am I kidding, no he wouldn't
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LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
ArabescaDGuerra: @kilnfiendpotter The Theorist would definitely hate that
Criously: Full spoiler is out right? I was really expecting there to be a shitty artifact uncommon creature with jacewalk in the set as a specific hate piece
TheWanderingNomad: @Mr_Horrible I mean Jace is a little shit, but I remember him being poilite....some times
goateedave86: There feels like there should be a DK rap for Jace
apocalyptic_squirrel: "This Jace is the one who resembles Tom Hardy"
Decaped: Jace decides that Swamp is not in his multiverse
TheMightyGerg: Oh that's a fun exercise, NAME the specific Aberration your token is.
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@GreenPaladin82: Ify is wonderful and the world is a better place with him in it.
@hanab5191: @ChrisPetersonYeet red samut gives all creatures haste.
@punit19: good point, lrr needs to see about getting ify over for one of these
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Ah okay
@ChrisPetersonYeet: I was confusing it with Gallia
@punit19: we'll need a table of ben - adam and ify for the loudest table
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@GreenPaladin82: How many LRR people could Ify hug at once?
@LRRbot: Geist of Saint Thalia [1U] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/2] | Flying / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
@doubleufme: at least three
@gogt200: It's a good thing BDG has such a good deck name, cause opening Tarmogoyf at a PPR and not Junding 'Em Out feels sacrilegious.
@1984Hightower: Set looks cool, but walls of text on those cards...
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Oops All Brian has been declared
@tobib3954: w
@tobib3954: what ist the watermark an Thalia? anybody knows?
@LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
@hanab5191: love the art on this card
@Nataniahuu: @tobib3954 the echoverse watermark
@LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
TalpTheScot: graham is in trouble
DirectorStephanie: @mr_horrible local Vraska would come up to you and apologize for *him*
maclenrac: Diversify
baneless27: pump up the jam
Sorator13: btw, I love BDG's nails
bytecaster: In my lane, moisturized
TimeToFry: Can we slightly differentiate between creatures and noncreatures on BDG's board?
n3ther: he's achieved inner peace
Mr_Horrible: @TheWanderingNomad I feel like a Jace who put his title first before his name is a much slimmer hope for him being conscientious
AtomicAlchemical: Jace vibes-coded a multiverse, nobody should be surprised that it turned out like this
TimeToFry: Got there!
Mr_Horrible: @DirectorStephanie "Girl you can do so much better"
doubleforte: it's still a game!
TheWanderingNomad:
Look Jace learned from the best person how to fix things - Urza 
BrowneePointz: @TheWanderingNomad Jace ultimately IS Kind. Which is why there's a bittersweet tinge to this whole affair.
DirectorStephanie: @mr_horrible “don’t think I don’t know thaaaaat”
TheMightyGerg: So how bad would a board wipe be here?
Mr_Horrible:
@TheWanderingNomad 
Diabore: @TheMightyGerg for whom?
TXC2: TheMightyGerg yes
Bruceski: Loyalty abilities are sorcery speed unless stated otherwise?
maclenrac: unless, giant growth
DirectorStephanie: @themightygerg not for us
GredGredmansson: @Bruceski yes
kilnfiendpotter: Bye Sock Jace!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bruceski Correct! - Squirrel
n3ther: the real winner
BrowneePointz: SAD GALLIA
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
Diabore:
sad galia
doubleforte:
girl
kilnfiendpotter: This Gallia is my worst nightmare
BrowneePointz: can we read the flavor text to make everyone Sad?
wulfram77: Good job, Jace
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Gallia, Party Pooper
DirectorStephanie:
nooo Galia
TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz Yea all the cards with Vraska on them are very bittersweet
Mangledpixel: the impossibly sad Gallia
TimeToFry: "No suffering in my Echoverse" btw
WizardDanceParty: How dare you Jace. What did you do to my girl!?
jacqui_lantern234: fun fact, that was me at most of my birthdays
Invitare: why does she have a watermark?
Purestorm_:
Pharmacistjudge: every party needs a pooper
TheMightyGerg: Echo
razorswift: @Invitare echoverse
flatluigi: @Invitare it's the echo version
deathofspam: @Invitare Echoverse cards all do
Volus_dude: dinner for one Gallia
BrowneePointz: @Invitare "Is from the Echoverse"
GredGredmansson: Lorebit: This Gallia died when she drank poisoned wine during a part and didn't stop
Gekyouryuu: @Invitare echoverse versiob
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 same, I had one were I had to go cry for a bit
Gekyouryuu: version*
CheshireCake: Making Gallia sad is Jace's biggest crime in making the universe
CheshireCake: What a jerk
maclenrac: Do it
Micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 I dispute that use of "fun"
TheWanderingNomad: @TheWanderingNomad Especially with the implication that Tam is the daughter he wished he had with Vraska
HERO_unbound: girl dinner gallia
BrowneePointz: @TheWanderingNomad Not his Daughter
CompleteIndieYT: @TheWanderingNomad The story pretty explicitly says 'no she isn't
GredGredmansson: JACE says no but who knows really
TheWanderingNomad: Ah darn, conjecture!
fcloud: do you think Jack Reacher is big into mtg?
TheMightyGerg: Heckbent
CompleteIndieYT: If anything, Tam is implied to be "Jace's idealised self, plus a gorgon by accident"
BrowneePointz: she's Jace Daughter in the same way Karn is Urza's son. In that she isn't
BrowneePointz: but she IS his legacy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: unreliable narrator, he all know it's true
maclenrac: Top decks are the best
GredGredmansson:
kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePointz Both very much need therapy
Mr_Horrible: @fcloud I think he's just big, but maybe he likes the game
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
A_Dub888: Twision
BrowneePointz: @kilnfiendpotter LOL trueeeeee
Mangledpixel: Twision
fcloud: @Mr_Horrible followup question, is he technically a spider?
goateedave86: Tam pulling a Fight Club with I am Jace's idealised self
nikmn: costs 1 less from the geist
splashcryptic: cost is reduced
walkeroftales: brian overpaid, thalia!
TheMightyGerg: CHEAPER
fanofmosteverything9: Think one and a half times.
TheWanderingNomad: @fcloud I don't think so, considering how few possessions he actually has. That said he might have an encyclopedic knowledge because of one specific case
BraveOthello: The Theorist said she wants his daughter. Not sure if Jace whole would have agreed
razorswift: draw two
generalnuk: draw 2
TheMightyGerg: Two card
anonarat: Draw 2
luigifan1471: draw two
Seraphimpact: draw 2
Bruceski: two cards
generalnuk: flashback draw 2
TheWormbo: chat, he did not flash it back
Criously: he didnt flashback he looted
TheMightyGerg: Ahhh
razorswift: oooh
Diabore: he didnt flashback chat
doubleforte: chat focus up
Jon_CoffeeRobot: chat so excited
LRRMTG_Judge: Brian activated the ability on the mana rock - Squirrel
Didero: !chat
generalnuk: flashback is draw 2 on the card
TimeToFry: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
Juliamon: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
DirectorStephanie: thank you Judges!
Diabore: @generalnuk he didnt flashback
BrowneePointz: @BraveOthello ye she's unique. She's not "His Daughter" but she's a continuation of Him, who has some memories, but is her own person, and..ye. She's unique
razorswift: @generalnuk ye, but he didn't use the card
tinaun: oh he made a mistake, its the same mana cost right???
TXC2: so that's a fail by chat, 10 yard penalty, loss of down
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GredGredmansson: @generalnuk correct, we'll remember that once he asctually flashes it back
fcloud: "fraxlrr" sounds like a phyrexian monstrosity
tinaun: since geist makes flashback costs also less??
TheNova129: Think he's dead because of menace
RassilonDND: Lol poor chat is having a tizzy right now
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Micalovits: @tinaun With the flashback he would only have green mana
Criously: @tinaun nope he did what he put on the stack
maclenrac: Is Sphinx making tokens?
razorswift: @tinaun didn use the flashback
TheWormbo: @tinaun he *did not flash it back*
Bruceski: Karn and Tam need to form a support group.
GredGredmansson: @tinaun correct,he cast the flashback spell
GredGredmansson: if8
SenshiSun: lol
GredGredmansson: if*
baneless27: exactly.......
Purestorm_: I can respect that; doing vibe based math
Seraphimpact: @BrowneePointz Also, she's a Gorgon who look slike a human, which makes it look like he imagined his and Vraska's daughter
fanofmosteverything9: Board state vibe assessment.
fcloud: let me cosplay the math
tinaun: hmm
flatluigi: what's the name of the mana rock
Mr_Horrible: @flatluigi Heartwood?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Murmuring Volume
LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
eye_h_bar: Vibe math is still math
Mr_Horrible: or do you mean the book?
sharker037: why did he rummage? flashing back wouldve cost less mana and draw one more card
wyndhunter: If you want to scare your opponent, start tapping the table with a knuckle like you're counting up burn damage
Geisterkarle: math is for blockers! go graham!
flatluigi: @sharker037 didn't have enough mana
whitehot0107: @LRRbot First book artifact?
GredGredmansson: @sharker037 didn't have the mana, it needs double izzet mana
GredGredmansson: even with the discount
@tobib3954: ah cool, did not know this one jetzt. thanks
@Jarredrobles7377: yoooooooo
@alextang3860: removal or bust
@Jarredrobles7377: bleeech I just joined on yt the AI ads make me wanna commit pica and topple systems
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@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@Revolver_Rossalot: Flashback that's secretly Jumpstart
@clockworkcthulhu8195: how do dis Gallia fit into a suffering free universe Jace?!
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@violentfrog_: Vibe mathing
@ThatlDoDonkey: You should have drawn 2 and also should have exiled the card
@GrizonII: @Revolver_Rossalot Kind of a bit of both, since Jump-start has same as normal mana cost but this is one more mana
sharker037: @GredGredmansson the token makes red
EvilBadman: @sharker037 Because these are totally new cards and he didn't realize, or chose not to?
TheWormbo: @sharker037 because, unlike you, he's on camera
Gekyouryuu: @whitehot0107 codie was retcon-ed, no?
Diabore: @GredGredmansson he had a heartwood and a mountain that still left book up, he couldve
DirectorStephanie:
very interested to see what this card Brian has is
Mr_Horrible: @whitehot0107 no, they've had others, and retroactively made previous ones have the "Book" type
tinaun: oh yeah I didn't see he only had RGG open, got it
GredGredmansson: oh well we aren't here to say why they didn't do legal moves
Criously: even if he could, maybe he had perfectly good reasons not to
TXC2: remember chat
renaissance_rat: @Gekyouryuu And a couple other cards I think
TXC2: !relaxed
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Criously: couldve been digging for a red removal spell
Mr_Horrible: once they printed things that care about books
deathofspam: @Gekyouryuu Correct, and we got 2 more in SoS
accountmadeforants: Successfully mathed
TheLadyMakai: GG?
CrossXhunteR: goose = cooked
LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
TimeToFry: LMAO
stupidforgames: entomb!
TimeToFry: That fuels Goyf!
MWGNZ:
Mr_Horrible: the "AUGH MY EYES" demon
ArabescaDGuerra: Lmao classic last card gamble
renaissance_rat: get a land lol
westerfarmer: Nice!
GredGredmansson: Gamble demon
fanofmosteverything9: Think of it as Entomb.
DirectorStephanie:
ForOhForError: hey, entomb
bytecaster: It's entomb
BrowneePointz: that's actual Gamble
fcloud: more like a 1der
RassilonDND: Lol shouldve drawn 2 in hindsight
n3ther: pretty close game
accountmadeforants: Let's go gambling!
unowngnome: Cool way to buff tarmogoyf.
Sorator13: similar vibes as "look at the bottom three cards of your library"
Purestorm_: Seems perfect for a madness deck
EvilBadman:
It's gamble, not entomb chat.
Mr_Horrible: when you've got nothing (and a 4/4) you might as well trade it for something else
TXC2:
gambling is always a demon
JaymicUnyielding: Rune-scarred demon but gamble!
A_Dub888: entomb that enables madness
feelingfroggo: power move to do the gamble demon
fanofmosteverything9: @EvilBadman Not when it's the only card in your hand.
MTGColorPie: You can also "fail to find" a card to just get the 4/4 flyer, right?
Tom_Bruise: and that's why you always gamble for a basic
lojer: You can tutor that 2 mana draw a card
BrowneePointz: @Seraphimpact ye. Loot is Jace's Kid, Tam is...special but weird and explicitly NOT created to be His Kid, but has traits of what you could say a Child could be, but isn't a kid. it's fun
TheWormbo: @EvilBadman I don't understand, there's a difference?
hammerfist666: Hello!
wulfram77: I call him Gamblor, and its time to snath your mother from his neon claws!
Sorator13: @hammerfist666 ahoy!
Tom_Bruise: Gamble for a basic, 'cuz if you discard it, you have plausible deniability
Strebenherz: Graham got goyfed by gilbert
Fayenomenon: @MTGColorPie Not if the condition is only "a card"
TXC2: hello hammerfist666 welcome
Diabore: @MTGColorPie no, because youre not searching for a specific type you have to get something if there are cards in library
GredGredmansson: @MTGColorPie No, because we know that your deck has cards in it
BrowneePointz: Ben looking at his 2 mana Ajani and staying VERY quiet
BraveOthello: @BrowneePointz Maybe good for her, given how terrible a dad he ended up being
cjtree: I didn't do the math but the drain harpy probably did at least 10 damage
EvilBadman: @fanofmosteverything9 No, it still is, but it is also entomb in that specific edge case
JaymicUnyielding: @MTGColorPie If you fail to find I believe you still discard
GredGredmansson: how can you "fail to find" "a card" when you clearly have 20+ cards in library
Thadrin46: Good evening from Europe, where I just lost two commander games in a row to Craterhoofs.
sallomon33: Hi everyone!
Diabore: just mill a land if you have no other cards in hand
TimeToFry: I can't wait to build mono blue angels
Seraphimpact: @GredGredmansson By invoking the rule that allows you to do it (yes I agree it's weird)
lojer: I'm just glad that Wizards has a set with their own IP.
deathofspam: Memberberries.deck
ArabescaDGuerra: The Thing Secret Lair?
TXC2: hello Thadrin46 and sallomon33 welcome
bytecaster: Modelling good mulligan discipline
unowngnome: No reference to the thing was the marvel set.
hammerfist666: REFERENCE TO THE THING! \o/
GredGredmansson: @Seraphimpact ok so what rule is that.
TheWormbo: @JaymicUnyielding You cannot fail to find, unless your library is empty
Micalovits: Correct. you cannot fail to find when the search doesn't have any restrictions
Volus_dude:
mono red merfolk 
pawssumplace: Not the craterhoofs
IbunWest: does it have lands though
TXC2: hammerfist666 please don't all caps, thank you
BrowneePointz: @BraveOthello ye...one of the saddest parts of how the story rolled out this arc is we didn't get the bits of Vraska and Jace being good Parents to Loot, that was all implied off screen before Jace started spiraling
Diabore: @Seraphimpact if it asks for a specific type (like land) you can fail to find, if it doesnt specify you cannot fail to find
LRRMTG_Judge: @GredGredmansson "701.23b If a player is searching a hidden zone for cards with a stated quality, such as a card with a certain card type or color, that player isn’t required to find some or all of those cards even if they’re present in that zone." - Squirrel
TimeToFry: Judge! Is that outside assistance?
GredGredmansson: @LRRMTG_Judge "cards with a stated quality". Gamble does not state any qualities.
MWGNZ:
Seraphimpact: Oh, I missed the "with a stated quality" part, my bad
TehAmelie: can you not just search for a card you don't have?
LRRMTG_Judge: What Ben said - Ku
bytecaster: We are only silly little guys here
BrowneePointz: REL:Axed
TXC2: the "stated quailty" is "is a card"
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie you don't name the card before you search for it
Omthebox: Unless you're in 2hg and you're talking to your other head
Welbog: Someone would really do that? On the Internet?
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DavidVerro: Silly Internet Man is my ideal judge
sallomon33:
I dunno, I feel like on that board a 4 mana 4/4 flier entomb a land was still good
IbunWest: He rel:axed two cards from his starting hand
ArabescaDGuerra: The content peek
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 "cards with a stated quality" not "anything with a stated quality"
sallomon33: Or would've been good, rather
LRRMTG_Judge: Which sometimes comes up on purpose - you might want to leave a card in your library for some other effect, for example - but normally it only comes up for literal failures. Gamble specifically doesn't let you fail to find, correct - if you don't want to discard a random card I'd recommend not casting Gamble. - Squirrel
GredGredmansson: if "being a card" counted as a quality, then it wouldn't need to specify that it had to have a quality
GredGredmansson: but anyway gametime
bytecaster: @LRRMTG_Judge Gambling? I'm in
Jon_CoffeeRobot: shamefully weak Forest
LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
Fayenomenon: Also 701.23d is specific on that - must get "a card" or as many as are remaining
GredGredmansson: yay happy gallia again
Fractal_321: Graham may now concede
Criously: Brian used his sources of haste letsgo
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
bytecaster: Green is out of control
@MrWhy3: whoa, hometown hero bdg
@LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
@abeeintime: That's an entomber baby
@Kodalith: its Runed Scarred Demon!
@SirJamesNeutralBase: did Brian only draw one off the flashback?
@GreenPaladin82: Gotta get back to work, y'all have fun!
@GreenPaladin82: Thanks as always for the kick-ass PPR!!
@thejackalman: I do look forward to the Pre-PreRelease streams <3
@SirJamesNeutralBase: Reference to the thing, is my favourite magic card.
@hanab5191: @SirJamesNeutralBase bdg activated the rummage ability on his mana rock, he didnt flashback his think twice-like.
@loadingreadyrun: btw, Brian didn't use the flashback on the Twinned Vision
@thejackalman: Trust in the Harp of the cards? Anything there?
@SirJamesNeutralBase: aha brilliant
@KustarKnight: I like reference to the MTG thing, not so much the reference to other property thing
@SirJamesNeutralBase: agreed
@ChrisPetersonYeet: Ben "Lil Peek" Ulmer
@LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that…
@LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, r…
WhiteWizard42: I remember the days of Elvish Warrior
TXC2: with deathtouch is just unnesacery
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I like green's recent return to "you aren't winning combat and must deal with me another way" creatures
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
cjtree: 2 mana 2/3 with deathtouch? Jace has gone too far this time
doubleforte: my brain cannot get behind this power scaling, it's still in Elvish Warrior
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Sorator13: @cjtree *and* it does two other things!
hammerfist666: Green has definitly getting some bombs in the past sets...
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TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot the problem with that is they ALWAYS do
maclenrac: Flicker flacker
DeM0nFiRe: Santa's brother
fanofmosteverything9: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared. Re-prepared!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 how is my opponent allowed to play cards that deal with my boardstate? It's so rude
Rhuid: I feel guilty for being a green player these days with how crazy pushed the color has become in the last few years
LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
Criously: it having deathtouch is such a nasty combo for the enroot
Diabore: jace jace jace jace
GredGredmansson: welcome back the Jace that is attracted to Vraska
renaissance_rat: the empower jace tokens can only tik down right?
DeM0nFiRe:
maclenrac: Windmill slam
BusTed: 😑
Haroldholmes25: @renaissance_rat yep
basiCore_:
GredGredmansson: @renaissance_rat yes their built in abilities are only minuses
TheWanderingNomad: @renaissance_rat Correct.
Kezzig_: @renaissance_rat unless you give them an uptick
luigifan1471: chat did we all see the overide the multiverse
Sorator13: @renaissance_rat correct, barring something that adds an ability
LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
polluxr: I assume it's pronounced Anfisbeena?
WhiteWizard42: @renaissance_rat yes, they don't naturally have a + ability
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @renaissance_rat they can! Unless you've found one of the enchantments that give them additional abilities
BraveOthello: @renaissance_rat With their onboard abilities yes
LRRMTG_Judge: @renaissance_rat naturally, yes, but there are enchantments that give all planeswalkers you control abilities - Ku
TehAmelie: by themselves, they have only negative abilities
TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot I'd just like people to block, it's all I ask as a green player
accountmadeforants:
@Rhuid Questing Beast was 7 years ago 
Criously: @renaissance_rat yeah, unless they get a + ability via a different card (theres a cycle of enchanments, some give a +)
renaissance_rat: ty chat
generalnuk: Some of the new oaths can give it + abillities
Rhuid: @accountmadeforants thanks for that I'm now turning to dust
Diabore: @generalnuk i think there are 2 or 3 cretures that do too
nymistrya: @accountmadeforants But how can that be? Scars black was just two years ago, Im certain.
maclenrac: value
Jon_CoffeeRobot: First Strike discussions during the TTC Ranking Abilities was great
LowUpsideCJ: what’s up echoverse versions of the usual suspects
TXC2:
they never do Deathtouch during just your turn, so why does First strike have to be nerfed?
Mr_Bitterness: No one chooses to go!
Sage0fMadness: I'm not mad. Don't put it in the news that I was mad.
GredGredmansson: jace slander, while grossly incorrect, is objectively hilarious
Sage0fMadness: -Jace
TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ welcome
Criously: @TXC2 deathtouch tends to trade
doubleforte: "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!"
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Diabore: lotta x/1's
control_rig: It's *theoretically* necromancy
fanofmosteverything9: Like that one Squirrel Warlock Bard.
ZestyFungus: Jace is very Musky in this set isn't he?
bytecaster: Do theoretical and applied necromancers have beef?
Mangledpixel: they only bring back things that MIGHT be dead?
weff47: They have a theoretical degree in necromancy
LRRMTG_Judge:
Deathtouch invites trades which moves the game forward. Defensive first strike stalls the games as no one attacks.
LoadingReadyRun:
Is calling a creature "skilled Battlecarver" a dis on regular Battlecarvers? like, this one being "Skilled" is worthy of note
LRRMTG_Judge: @TehAmelie As a fun bonus here, if you're cracking a Misty Rainforest (for example) and when doing so you say "fetch an island", you aren't actually committed to that. Until you have finished resolving the effect and put your land into play you're entitled to change your mind - BlackRose
Mr_Bitterness: @ZestyFungus To be fair, its just a part of him
TalpTheScot: this turn is the setup turn, obviously
Lord_Hosk: theres no party like a craterhoof party cause a craterhoof party... gives everyone trample
CompleteIndieYT: @TXC2 Deathtouch creatures often are smaller statlines, so at least the deathtoucher and the other creature will BOTH die; first strike is one sided, so it often clogs up the board
LRRMTG_Judge:
@TXC2 Scryfall gives 12 cards that either gain or give deathtouch when something attacks - Squirrel
TXC2: ZestyFungus not really, for one he has good intentions
Slacker619: i can't wait for Sam Reich to just show up
ArabescaDGuerra: Are they theoretically doing necromancy or are they bringing back dead theories?
Azegoroth: but that's just a theory, a Grave theory
LRRbot: Medic's Kitesail [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life." / Equip {2}
ZestyFungus: @Mr_Bitterness True, hopefully that part is removed, lol
Criously: 1/9 deathtouchers on the other hand, would be hell for limited
TheWanderingNomad: @Slacker619 He's been here the WHOLE TIME
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TheWanderingNomad is Sam Reich a Leyline?
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge oh really, ok then
Mr_Bitterness: @ZestyFungus No, that's the Theorist, who's creating the Echoverse and is removing the other parts
FauksStarling: Sam Reich is The Theorist, and his echoverse is just the Game Changer set.
maclenrac: tie game
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "Players, Jace says destroy the multiverse."
Criously: lrr would kill it on make some noise, lets be real
accountmadeforants: "Theoretical necromancer", me when I bring up luminiferous aether
Pharmacistjudge: you both have 3 nonland permanents. perfectly balanced
bytecaster: We crundlin'
GredGredmansson: @Jon_CoffeeRobot this actually happens canonically
bytecaster: no longer tied
Sorator13: @Jon_CoffeeRobot but he didn't say "Sam says" so we have to stop it from happening!
LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
TheOneInquisitor: Not seeing any jaces on board yet, very surprising
@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@JoelArndt: I missed who that Carnivorous Cultivator depicts in that version of the card art.
@LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
@thejackalman: 😆 We all love Jace /s
@LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@KustarKnight: that was a "a-yup"
@LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
@Nataniahuu: Theoretcally a necromaner, maybenot
@LRRbot: Medic's Kitesail [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life." / Equip {2}
@christiangarza8122: The times, they are not a'changin
@LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: the Gecking Wrecko
TalpTheScot: wrecko is such a solid common
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor we had one last game
doubleforte: one has already come and gone @TheOneInquisitor
WhiteWizard42: @TheOneInquisitor G has empowered twice
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Sorator13 "And that's a point in the swear jar from Chandra"
Flamennight: holy big gecko
Sorator13: @TheOneInquisitor There was one earlier!
Mr_Bitterness: @TheOneInquisitor Graham had one, but has used it all
LRRbot: Simulacrum Shaper [1GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Sad Robot
fanofmosteverything9: Sad Elf!
BrowneePointz: became an Elf
kirbyrocks: Happy robot Pog
GredGredmansson: Sad Botanist
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TheOneInquisitor: Robotanist
MikeProvencher: Sad Robotonist!
kilnfiendpotter: Oh god that art is so scary, I think she has grass coming out of her eyes
maclenrac: Ralph the Gecko
BrowneePointz: she does
baneless27: i freaking love it
nymistrya:
transfem robot
youcantlistentobuttons: Yavimaya Elder?
Azegoroth: in, green, and cheaper too
cjtree: Honestly the perfect card for this spot
GredGredmansson: I need to warn the table, DO NOT LOOK AT HER EYES
BusTed:
@kilnfiendpotter
maclenrac: Juicy new elf
Mr_Horrible: add one to the Druid count
TheWanderingNomad: @kilnfiendpotter She does indeed! When Vigorbloom heals you, they *heal* you
fanofmosteverything9: Grass eyes
Flamennight: what "repurposing flesh"
sallomon33:
Our total for Simulacrums is now: 3
BrowneePointz: Vigorbloom is the college of INVASIVE HEALING
Mr_Horrible: she's the simulacrum
Jensling: If not for "Sylvan Simulacrum" already being a card, that'd be a good nickname
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kilnfiendpotter: It's NOT GREAT
iwriterobots: wild to me this card isn't also typed as a plant
Mr_Horrible:
imweasel09: i like my eyes ungrassed
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hayfever sufferers in shambles
Pharmacistjudge: Vigorbloom is just Phyrexia...with plants.
Dandinstorm12: uh
marshallade: is corn eyelashes?
itsj0mi:
maclenrac: One with the land
Chenderle: The Annihilation school
BrowneePointz: yea College of "invasive healing" emphasis on Invasive
SoylentDoener: go touch grass. pokes eyes
GredGredmansson: but eyelashes INSIDE the eye SUCK
Criously: these plants are the phyrexian substitute rii=ght?
unowngnome: You just don’t understand her vision.
smurfomancer: Yikes
millenomi_Aura: NORMAL
kilnfiendpotter: If *that* is where you put your lashes, we need to talk
TheWanderingNomad: Also her elbows!
glitched_goddess: don’t like that thought
doubleforte: serge you musn't...
DirectorStephanie:
nooooooope
TotalHell: In Vigorbloom, grass touches YOU.
KaltF4: Fiber optic grass
TalpTheScot: god i hope she doesnt have hayfeavcer
millenomi_Aura: It’s Fine
SenshiSun: don't love that
AugmentingPath: Ah, yes. Nilbog mascara
TalpTheScot: hayfever even
accountmadeforants: No need for eyelashes without eyes!
TXC2: eyelashes dom't cut, grass does
A_Dub888: Did Poison Ivy go to Vigorbloom?
BrowneePointz: but yea Vigorbloom literally grafts plants into people to heal them. Whether they want it or not
LowUpsideCJ: lawn care can be difficult
sallomon33: @TotalHell It also touches WITHIN you
jacqui_lantern234: @TotalHell i know enough doctors of botany irl who wouldnt see this as a downside, and no this isnt a bit
GredGredmansson: we don't have phyrexians but we DO have these guys
TheWanderingNomad: "It was solen work, repurposing flesh as fertile soil." For those who can't read the flavor text
TheWanderingNomad: *solemn
DirectorStephanie: the Wrecko is all I’m ever calling that card now
feelingfroggo: wrecko
Jon_CoffeeRobot: did everyone here learn the difference between plant and animal cells in high school biology? Yes?
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz I suspect they're not great with mental health issues.
kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePointz "And this is how I now have a turnip for a spleen."
glitched_goddess: well wrecko is just so good lol
PsychoI3oy: props to probably Paul for the overlay with the deck colors over the names, that's cool
ZestyFungus: Oh the "tree" in that art is a person
LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
DirectorStephanie: @accountmadeforants oh no that…oh nooooo
Dandinstorm12: yet
jacqui_lantern234:
@kilnfiendpotter TURN UP FOR SPLEEN
Jon_CoffeeRobot: now here's someone who has grass coming out of *everywhere*
fanofmosteverything9: He pawned off a laptop for that kitesail.
TehAmelie: band name idea: King Redeco and the Wrecking Gecko
feelingfroggo: @GredGredmansson Jace was DEFINITELY not channelling his Phyrexian trauma with Vigorbloom
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 easy on the all caps there
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 sorry
DirectorStephanie: @tehamelie ooooh
ForOhForError: @fanofmosteverything9 a what
goateedave86: No BDG there are no Ouphe's in this set
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Voidhawk42: "Did you fill out the enviromental impact survey?" "...no?" "DRYAD SMASH!"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @goateedave86 not in the set, but one in the seat
Pharmacistjudge: there are alot of Oooph with this set though
glitched_goddess: vigorbloom mental healthcare just replaces your brain with a cantaloupe
fanofmosteverything9: @ForOhForError The constraints of Twitch chat keep me from performing the entire twelve-verse ballad.
GredGredmansson:
hammerfist666: how do people afford 10 years of subscription?!
BusTed: 🤔
Criously: Im curious, how big would goyf be on this gamestate, 4/5?
smurfomancer: But are there oeufs?
baneless27: brians name looks familiar... is he the author for the story?
n3ther: LOL
ForOhForError:
@fanofmosteverything9
Didero: What is two damage among friends
EvilBadman: @hammerfist666 5 bucks a month makes it easier
TimeToFry: Brian is SO persuasive
kilnfiendpotter: @jacqui_lantern234 You win the internet
DeM0nFiRe:
Dandinstorm12: just 2 damage Graham!
apocalyptic_squirrel: I wonder how much longer it will be before Wizards makes a card called Big Ouphe
Tom_Bruise: there you go, moral victory
doubleforte: that's just business folks
ExachixKitsune: "I flew all the way up here" is a great bargining chip
LordManiMani: Gottem
apocalyptic_squirrel: (Creature - Giant Ouphe, obviously)
feelingfroggo: BDG is writing a skit in the middle of the PPR
maclenrac: starts doing math
Nightecho06: fantastic, everyone gets pepcorn
LRRbot: No Admittance [1R] | Sorcery | No Admittance deals 3 damage to any target. / Empower Jace 1.
accountmadeforants: @Jon_CoffeeRobot OBCAC: Ouphe between Card and Chair.
hammerfist666: I make 5€ an hour T-T
noSmokeFire: he's just a little guy on his birthday. you wouldn't block a little birthday guy, would you?
kilnfiendpotter: This Jace really loved coffee!
Dandinstorm12: hi jace
kilnfiendpotter: Oh goodbye Coffee Jace
GredGredmansson: This is the part of Jace that thinks "maybe you SHOULD fight everything with fire"
Dandinstorm12: bye jace
DirectorStephanie: bye jace
BrowneePointz: It's Chandra pulling the Koth with Vraska!
doubleforte: jace stuck in the revolving door of the bay
Criously: goyf getting reprinted next to the 2/3 deathtouch enroot really shows modern card design
GredGredmansson: (its not a very big part)
Mr_Horrible: Jace created a whole multiverse where his annoying-shaped doors and entryways were in vogue
Micalovits: @GredGredmansson "Chandra has a point!"
DirectorStephanie: @browneepointz that made me so happy
kumatsu: @kilnfiendpotter Gotta take him to the Parsonage before you kick him back off the island
TXC2: hammerfist666 where? minium wage is 7.50 ?
atinyspacemarine: hey chat, hope everyone's having a fun day
Jon_CoffeeRobot: What is my purpose? "You surveil 1."
hammerfist666: Portugal
BOTGrant: Its also Brian's birthday, he's just a little birthday boyyyyy
LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you control deals damage equal to its loyalty to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
TXC2: hello atinyspacemarine welcome
SmashTCG: "i dont need to convince you"
DirectorStephanie: @botgrant oh rly
BrowneePointz: that card was that snake's Amphi-bane-a
SmashTCG: (if it had flavor text)
Jon_CoffeeRobot: mmm, Danny Schwartz
Jon_CoffeeRobot: yaaaay
DirectorStephanie: oh yes!!!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's heeeeere
kilnfiendpotter: OH yessss
Dandinstorm12: You know we do Graham
BrowneePointz: Release the Kraken!
@LRRbot: Simulacrum Shaper [1GG] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When th…
@Alyssa_Swift: Sad Growbot
@thejackalman: 😆
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@Alyssa_Swift: Vigorbloom: "What if Phyrexia, but plants?"
@thejackalman: Plantrexia
@pharmacistjudge: exactly
@LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activa…
@doubleufme: he's a little guy, and he's wearing glasses, AND it's his birthday
@LRRbot: No Admittance [1R] | Sorcery | No Admittance deals 3 damage to any target. / Empower Jace 1.
@LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you con…
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Waaaaayne
TalpTheScot: graham no, hes a guest
BrowneePointz: It's Verdant Force!
LRRbot: Verdant Kraken [4GGG] | Creature — Plant Kraken [6/6] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, you create a 3/3 green Forest Tentacle land creature token.
SmashTCG: VERDENT FORCE
Chenderle: lol
doubleforte: what in the world
BrowneePointz: but a KRAKEN
fanofmosteverything9: Oh no, that thing.
maclenrac: beauty
Alyssa_Swift: Treelease the Kraken!
CabooseFails: Don't worry about the life totals, the board state is worse!
TXC2: EACH
Diabore: eat your heart out verdant force
MadWolf1290: EACH?!
Geisterkarle: EACH
TheWriterAleph: E A C H
TimeToFry: Each???
Mr_Horrible: Gavin!
Dromos_GHG: insane!
Invitare: EACH?
northos: EACH
kilnfiendpotter: I'm pretty sure I've made a planter like that
MTGColorPie: Each!
itsj0mi: gg
Slacker619: EACH?!
IbunWest: wow gross
Mangledpixel: the Veraken!
Grafikpapst : THE KRAKEN IS HERE
Criously: its verdant force on cracken
DirectorStephanie: *each*
atinyspacemarine: your honor, I love this octopus
doubleforte: ???
SmashTCG: EACH
doubleforte: EACH
cjtree: EACH? GAVIN!
JolyneGarcia_art: KRAKIN'
BusTed:
BrowneePointz: Verdant Force Kraken with Wayne Reynolds
razorswift: that thing is messed up
petey_vonwho: EACH?!
TheWriterAleph: R E L E A S E
Mr_Bitterness: Kraken > Force
doubleforte: GAVIN
Dandinstorm12: Whadya MEAN each
Voidhawk42: That IS stupid!
ELD_Winterlight: GAVIN!?
Sage0fMadness: !card Verdant Force
LRRbot: Verdant Force [5GGG] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
iwriterobots: its the greater pacific northwestern tree octopus
maclenrac: Every upkeep
fanofmosteverything9: Delicious Forest Tentacle.
bwk789: New Kona?
Mr_Horrible: Extremely Verdant Force
BrowneePointz: Graham it's Verdant Force!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I peeped it earlier and was so excited
SmashTCG: big verdent force
falcn120: tendershoot dryad got a glowup
DirectorStephanie: *notes down for Aloy deck*
lojer: koma with land
missa_hancock: how g pay 8 mana?
TalpTheScot: graham BDG came so far for this
sallomon33: Indeed!
GredGredmansson: Verdant Force
baneless27: couldnt think of komas name
SodiumFox: what if you ramp EACH turn
Sorator13: Dryad Arbor walked to Verdant Kraken's tentacles could run
LowUpsideCJ: verdanter force
Criously: yeah its like verdant force + koma
Tom_Bruise: It's like a Tendershoot Dryad, except it skips the anthem effect and produces mana
komododrake: Time to get kraken
Dandinstorm12: it's 7 mana
missa_hancock: I can’t read!
Grafikpapst : Tentacle Land might be one of the best stat lines ever
sallomon33: @missa_hancock It costs 7
kilnfiendpotter: Is it bad that I want to make this octopus into a strawberry planter?
QuixoticZ: Gonna put you in a mono colored coma
nymistrya: For 7 mana you can fix your mana by fixing your opponents face!
sharker037: OH NO
BOTGrant: "Forest tentacle" every day we stray further from God's light
BrowneePointz: with INCREDIBLE Wayne Reynolds art
flatluigi: 'brian, as your attorney, i quit'
JaymicUnyielding: I made it my mission of the set to make this a reference to Secret Force. Hence the Natural Order in the FT.
kirbyrocks: I believe this is what the kids called, cooked
Mr_Horrible:
"We flew you all the way out here to beat your ass"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Judge, my opponent is getting outside legal assistance
rosesmcgee: monokroma?
baneless27: i like that its 3 pips
niccus: hidetsugu's sixth rite
northos: @BrowneePointz he's got several bangers this set
baneless27: hard to splash
Dr_fragenstien: hidetstugu's other other other rite
maclenrac: Fblthp combo tie
Dandinstorm12: rip
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I'll allow it, for the bit - Ku
EvilBadman: BDG's gonna be made when he learns that he has to stay at the moonbase now, instead of the fact checker corner
Volus_dude: release the kraken
LowUpsideCJ: @baneless27 lot of trip pips in this set I’m a fan
Fractal_321: What the dog doin?
doubleforte: isn't that nice
TalpTheScot: ooh thats a pretty token
SmashTCG: ah nice a mowu to let jace kill for plot
kilnfiendpotter: A...Forentacle?
Mr_Horrible: that famous movie
Criously: if youre splashing it tends to not be green thats the splash, as green is the ramp colour
fanofmosteverything9: As you do.
DirectorStephanie: Ku, you’re awesome.
SparkyATX: Magic The Gathering
BrowneePointz: I played OoT , the Forest Tentacle is the one with teh Lobos right?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "They're just called roots, Jace."
TXC2: as the forest is want to do
TalpTheScot: it didnt need to be a 3/3, thats mean
DarkMorford: I think I've seen this hentai
Mangledpixel: a Forentacle, if you will
GredGredmansson: did he draw for turn?
maclenrac: *combo time
Commodore_Perry_GG: Hey I saw that Raimi movie
A_Dub888: Vigorbloom went and grafted 3 Dryad Arbors end to end
Criously: Im really curious for the green phyrexian obliterator
Slacker619: Tentorest
EvilBadman: @DarkMorford shawn
Tom_Bruise: 4 mana deal 14 is all we need
radioshackraider: Better a forest tentacle than a tentacle forest
Mr_Horrible:
@TalpTheScot he learned from Nissa, and she mostly made them that size
MWGNZ: o7
Mindfire13: We usually call that a Vine
definenull: O7
Jon_CoffeeRobot: good game guys
Dandinstorm12: ding
kilnfiendpotter: Graham tries to see the forest for the tentacles?
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13: @radioshackraider por que no los dos?
doubleforte: o7
DirectorStephanie:
zagman505: o7
n3ther: it could almost be enough...
fanofmosteverything9: Gallia got to go hang-gliding. She considers this a win.
n3ther: o7
itsj0mi: anotha one!
feelingfroggo: o7
Sorator13: a forest tentacle forest
krfsm: o7
GhostValv: o7
EvilBadman: Graham's got dailies to complete
baneless27: lol morgan freeman " it was not enough "
Lord_Hosk: Can Graham scrape together 3 damage
bwk789: Where are graham's sleeves from?
doubleforte: magic the gathering...
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'd respect the Exile All Creatures here
TalpTheScot: ben beat me to it
DeM0nFiRe: You can do WHAT
sallomon33: o7
tuxxle77: o7
LoadingReadyRun:
Nightmare Before Christmas was big on those forest tentacles
maclenrac: Flunge
Wiliart: Tapping your tentacle...
BusTed: ggs
kilnfiendpotter: GG BDG!
Busttino: Brian David Killed-Bert
Dandinstorm12: lol
TXC2: GGs
Molator: UR settle the wreckage for 2 mana?
Volus_dude:
bytecaster: guest dumbstered as is tradition
Pharmacistjudge: Graham won, we must bring back Vine.
goateedave86: @Busttino How long were you sitting on that one?
BraveOthello: BENJAMIN!
Dandinstorm12: That kraken may need to go in your Dark Heart of the Woods deck Graham
Invitare: Round Won
TalpTheScot: who ever didnt show graham getting that in the pack opening, good job for the secret bomb
Boltarion: more magics
smurfomancer: *cries in Verdant Force*
GredGredmansson: additional magicks
Diabore: 7 mana 6/6 kraken thank you
GredGredmansson: Krakenpack
fanofmosteverything9: Kraken-Pack!
Dromos_GHG: lore round coming up!
kilnfiendpotter: Vorthos! YESS
durketh:
lore
definenull: Heck yeah
maclenrac: Fracture of Madness
DirectorStephanie: Lore round lore round!
accountmadeforants: Rotate the grahams!
kilnfiendpotter: Lore lore lore!
baneless27: another hard!
kilnfiendpotter: Moar lore!
JolyneGarcia_art: that was a great cut lol
TXC2: !greatings
n3ther: don't call me nice!
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, this is disturbing.
JaymicUnyielding: Lol
Sorator13: I think fanfic goes hard in every universe
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TXC2: !greetings
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kilnfiendpotter: I love Kathleen's shirt omg
jacqui_lantern234:
@kilnfiendpotter A B C - Never Enough Lore
SmashTCG: how draw you call me people
GredGredmansson: Kathleen, I'm already going to write a fanfic of Echo-Gia and Echo-Geralf
sallomon33: Kathleen, the Echoverse IS fanfiction
rosesmcgee: The echoverse fan fiction is just the regular canon, and Jace hates it
Diabore: i dont like this change
kilnfiendpotter: What an amazing centipede shirt
accountmadeforants:
Archive Of Our Own sounds like it could be land in this set 
maywecomein: I forget is “drood the ozifrence” a machine-generated card reference or was it real?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @accountmadeforants tags: hand-holding
goateedave86: the cards, the cards, the cards will tell
GredGredmansson: @maywecomein from the RoboRosewater draft
CompleteIndieYT: I hope there wasn't Vraska's Final Mercy in there
Sorator13: @maywecomein the former
maywecomein: thanks!
fanofmosteverything9: A P-zombie.
polluxr: I mean, notably it's often the case that cards (+flavor) directly contradict the lore
Lord_Hosk: In this universe... No Diet soda
kilnfiendpotter: Is that the plural form of Collector Booster? Collectors Booster? Like Attorneys Generl?
kumatsu:
@accountmadeforants it lets you add an additional color to target creature until end of turn 
jacqui_lantern234: a WHAT, Kathleen?!?!?!?!
Diabore: the very last spoiled card
doubleforte: FIST
Sage0fMadness: Arti-Fist
GredGredmansson: functional reprint of Warlord's Furty
GredGredmansson: Fury*
TalpTheScot: the last card to be revealed
fanofmosteverything9: You too can cast Fist.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Warlord's Furry is a very different card
maclenrac: Commons
LordManiMani: "Mm."
sallomon33: That trick is the ONE card we got revealed today through the CIG update lol
GreatSacrificer: what about undedicated mythics?
maclenrac: GIggle
IbunWest:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot 
GredGredmansson: @sallomon33 we got a japan language version a few hours prior
sallomon33: Oh hey, it's bad Travel Prep
JolyneGarcia_art: this is my pauper spinoff, it's named... uh... *picks up nearest card*
Mr_Horrible: iirc Travel Prep cost 2 to flashback
TXC2: !card travel prep
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imweasel09: yeah it's way more expensive on the flashback
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@thejackalman: Yoooooo
@Haiiro87: Verdant Force
@thejackalman: This is Kraked
@Mumpermgm: "It says EACH!" -Adam Savidan
@thejackalman: lol
@1984Hightower: Green Kraken? I am out here 😀
@thejackalman: I liked the first version better Hightower 😆
@pharmacistjudge: Graham trying to revive Vine
@thejackalman: 😆 oh no
@KustarKnight: tentacles should not be pumping geckos
@thejackalman: the sentences Magic creates
@camoyuki: I love pumping the gecko with my tentacle
@Nataniahuu: Yippee :D
@pharmacistjudge: that felt so weird to hear
Jon_CoffeeRobot: how allowed this rhino a kitesail
accountmadeforants:
@kumatsu Or tap to tag wrangle (replace subtypes with more common ones) 
doubleforte: trivago begone, my show is on
sallomon33: That's a really good card
Spritz_T: that very MHA-esque
jacqui_lantern234:
notably DOESNT have Clash
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fanofmosteverything9: Very fun design.
Didero: @doubleforte Yeah, very annoying time for an ad
TheWanderingNomad: Fire is the great equalizer
GredGredmansson: allied color hate
youcantlistentobuttons: Spider Bus?!
00gogo00: Allied color hate
Alyssa_Swift: Like how Echo!Chandra almost quotes Bolas from Chandra's Defeat
goatprince:
sad satyr
00gogo00: For the first time ever, I think
Sorator13: wow, it feels like it's been a while since we had color hate
Didero: @goatprince sadtyr
IbunWest: tragic host is such a depressing card
TheWanderingNomad:
accountmadeforants: Jace hates fun confirmed
sallomon33: And the food is rotting :<
fanofmosteverything9: There were a few examples in Apocalypse, like Shield of Duty and Reason.
bytecaster: it has escape
Carlioo: boo this jace!
CheshireCake: Booooo
jacqui_lantern234:
"Never"
TheWanderingNomad: What did you do the dog Jace? What have you done to Mowu!?
TXC2: Whose the dog with spiky hair? MOWU!
Sorator13: also, when did they start using he/her in card text? Just noticed that with the sad zombie satyr.
razorswift: walkies!
TalpTheScot: jiang wick
CheshireCake: Jace "I'm gonna get that dog" Beleren.
TheWriterAleph: don't all the packs do that...?
Invitare: Jiang Yanggu and Nowu
accountmadeforants: John Wick
sallomon33: Green Jiang Yanggu works very well with Heartwood tokens!
Lord_Hosk: Wait... is he alone or not?
kilnfiendpotter: Jiang Wick!
Boltarion: john wick
TalpTheScot: @TheWriterAleph they may not have known at the time for CB
Sorator13: oh that flavor text... WOOF
GredGredmansson: @TheWriterAleph that might not have been announced yet
sallomon33: As a neat bit of synergy
TimeToFry: @TheWriterAleph This was filmed before the pack details came out
sharker037: Perfect card fot my Male Loneliness epidemic theme deck
GredGredmansson: oh it was
jacqui_lantern234: Jace "Man, That Stupid Dog" Beleren
TXC2: Jace "and your little dog too!" Baleren
00gogo00: @Sorator13 For legendary creatures, now, for planeswalkers a long time ago
Appleguard: @sorator13 in universe, this is the first set where legends have pronouns
GredGredmansson: Jiang Wick yes
TheWriterAleph: i forgot that prerecords exist XD
Ranakel: Thanks, James Beleren, the Theorist
LRRMTG_Judge: @Sorator13 Very recently! Legendary creatures can be referred to with their pronouns now instead of rewriting the card's name. - Squirrel
EvilBadman: @TimeToFry They told us about mirror paired way before this week, but folks forgot
GredGredmansson: she said that only chapter 8 was out at the time
Sorator13: Neat! I think it's a good change.
sallomon33: @Ranakel James Beleren, famous Youtuber?
Volus_dude: no mowu for old men
TimeToFry:
@Appleguard Do the Magic Origins flipwalkers mean nothing to you?
TheWanderingNomad: Oh neat
tinaun: wayside school
accountmadeforants: Think Jace is compensating for something?
Mr_Horrible: bro made his own Kefka's Tower
jacqui_lantern234:
Vetical Non Phallic Spire
Ranakel: @sallomon33 Not to be confused with James Beleren the digimon designer
UtilityPunk: Jace really did do an "I reject your reality and substitute my own", huh?
TimeToFry: @EvilBadman You're right, my bad! But with how busy LRRfolk are, I don't blame them for not catching that exact detail
EvilBadman: @tinaun yes!
GredGredmansson: hi Slifer
LowUpsideCJ: three basics in a trench coat
maclenrac: MIne!
WokenClick: so what you are saying is I'm buying new basics... again...
imweasel09: that's yugioh dragon
TheOneInquisitor: Double mouth *and double neck*
Mr_Horrible: Kefka at least had the self-awareness to not style himself the good guy
Alyssa_Swift: Slifer the Executive Producer
BraveOthello: @accountmadeforants Yes, ripping out parts of himself
TheWanderingNomad: @UtilityPunk Very much so
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Mangledpixel: vertical panorama = tiltorama?
pawssumplace: A spire cannot be unphallic
goatprince:
pawssumplace: It wouldn't be a spire
BusTed:
TXC2: this double jaw seems messy to me
flatluigi: KATHLEEN
ProcyonFlynn: It's got the Shriekmaw
DarkMorford: LMAO
Omthebox: lmao
TalpTheScot: kathleen.
sharker037: WHAT DID SHE SAY
TimeToFry: Oh my god
therealflyingtoastr: It's Slifer the Executive Producer!
public_key_reveal_party:
Mr_Horrible: good cut, Matt
Sorator13: KATHLEEN
jacqui_lantern234: @Alyssa_Swift Slifer The Ex- DANG IT
maclenrac: Form of the Your Doom
Ranakel: Kathleen!
jacqui_lantern234:
Flamennight: Matt how dare you
ContingentCat: Release the uncensored cut!
GredGredmansson: Divine Visitation (by dragons)
IbunWest: what
rudog12345: I sommon sliffer the executive producer!
Kata_The_Cat: But I wanna know what depraved fanfiction she came up with!
nervesend: "What dem mouths do" - Kathleen presumably
fanofmosteverything9: Congratulations, you are being protected! Do not resist.
sallomon33: @Sorator13 They already did it for legends in UB sets a while ago, this is the first UW set they're doing it in
Lord_Hosk: She was talking about eating a scrumptious chinese meal being illegal in jace world. had to be cut.
Mr_Horrible: Teferi "Son"s you so hard you phase out
accountmadeforants: Oh that's cool
flatluigi: most confusing card in the set
GredGredmansson: aggressive Teferi's Protection
accountmadeforants: "I don't want to deal with you anymore"
JmadReugimal:
Yeah but they keep their lands
lamina5432: super counterspell too
ForOhForError: Teferi puts you in the crystal
TXC2: "what them mouths do?" breaths fire "dang girl"
GredGredmansson: "Hey how about you take this turn off"
TheWanderingNomad: No you don't get to play this turn
Criously: in your upkeep, timewalk
markekv: just cast it their upkeep
sallomon33:
Sorator13: teferi says "go to baby jail"
accountmadeforants: Prescient name
CaptainSpam: Jace, Hair Sculptor
accountmadeforants: Oh wait never mind
Carlioo: wait how many new jacewalkers are there
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson "Hey can you go grab me a soda?"
GredGredmansson: two
Sorator13: @Carlioo Yes.
lordericter: kinda durdly for a 5 mana walker
TheWormbo: note: "empower" only works on Jace *tokens*
public_key_reveal_party: What.
Spritz_T: woof
00gogo00: For viewers, that's not what empower Jace does
Mr_Horrible: 2 in the main and 1 in the commander?
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad ashnod's coupon
UtilityPunk: Jace gets a life total!
TXC2: amoung Jacen
TheWanderingNomad:
@Carlioo Are we counting all the tokens?
jacqui_lantern234:
Several Jaceon
GredGredmansson: only the tokens
Alyssa_Swift: Empower only puts counters on tokens
sallomon33: @Carlioo Two, three if you count empower Jace, four if you count the commander precon one
BorgarWithAShotgun: Yes, we can now play Jace Tribal
flatluigi: this is a prerecord y'all
jacqui_lantern234:
TAM!!!!!!!
Desruprot: Tam., which is also Jace
LowUpsideCJ: I’m brining space beleren
ArabescaDGuerra: TAM! My Girl!
Mr_Horrible: ah, they're a diptych with each other
00gogo00: @Carlioo Two in the main set plus one in the commander dexk
LowUpsideCJ: bringing even
LRRMTG_Judge: Empower Jace in fact, only works with the token, not any Jace - Ku
fanofmosteverything9: Is Tam Jace? Yesn't.
ContingentCat: *smacks top of set* you can fit so much Jace in this baby
IbunWest: “you thought you were sick of Jace before?”
maclenrac: Ultimate City
flatluigi: @Desruprot it is very important that she is her own person
Criously: walkerslop.deck
lamina5432: I need to get a collector boosti of these the dual arts are great
accountmadeforants: It's them, the super friend!
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible yes, this is an "echoed pair" despite both being from the main multiverse
CompleteIndieYT: @Mr_Horrible That's how every paired character borderless is!
Criously: oh thats not an actual link
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BorgarWithAShotgun: @IbunWest so was the 'verse
ihlendrax: These two are also a mirrored pair in this art.
smurfomancer: Way too many people will build that
Criously: its just so generically 5c goodstuff walkers
TXC2:
can't wait to concede turn 0 against this in brawl 5 times a day for the first week
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TalpTheScot: oh thats cool art
MadWolf1290: what.
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson yeah, I suppose that makes sense given the circumstances
lordericter: this card fucks
Spritz_T: gross
raulghoulia: row row fight the power
TimeToFry: @TXC2 Just keep removal for when they resolve Tam, and then they'll concede instead
Jon_CoffeeRobot: MC Escher Goatse?
kumatsu: man, that is gorgeous art on a card I will probably never cast
skiddybones: too bad her card is kinda lame shes been a good character so far
XenoPenumbra: For TWO
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GredGredmansson: Wish Ungiven
LowUpsideCJ: Sophie’s choice card
Geisterkarle: all commander players: meh
MadWolf1290: return of the Shararzard?
public_key_reveal_party: I name shaharazad
BrowneePointz: Wish Ungiven
sharker037: Wishes unwished...
GredGredmansson: Wish Ungranted
jacqui_lantern234:
"i reveal Desperate Ritual and Pyretic Ritual"
sallomon33: That's a tutor that's actually going to be good in limited
LazyGogma: Wishes Unwashed
maclenrac: Column A or Column B?
Mr_Horrible: oh my god Matt
BorgarWithAShotgun: Shahazard or Demonic Tutor?
TimeToFry: Thanks Grimsby
sharker037: Maybe more!
Gekyouryuu: Fact or Wishin'
tinaun: thanks grimsby
TXC2: TimeToFry I play about 3 pieces of removal per deck, I can't not stand playing removal, it bores me
3PlayerPolitics: that reference 😅
VinylMinty:
I'm excited for ur-sphinx
Volus_dude: garfield and shaharazad choose one
VinylMinty: Give me sphinx tribal
Carlioo: oh!
ContingentCat: ooo cool
Shurtal: IMAGINE
adambomb625: Doesn't empower jace only add to tokens?
Sorator13: neat!
XenoPenumbra: Sick
GredGredmansson: @VinylMinty wait until you see Sphinx's Approach
00gogo00: @adambomb625 Yes
Sorator13: @adambomb625 Yes
Mr_Horrible: that's using your noggin
sharker037: Jace, with the most convolluted and damaging conversion
GredGredmansson: @adambomb625 reminder these are blind opening
JmadReugimal: Emrakul or emrakul?
VinylMinty:
GredGredmansson What 
Mr_Horrible:
get a 6-cost and a 7-cost and make your opponent concede due to cringe
LRRMTG_Judge: @adambomb625 Correct - BlackRose
VinylMinty: Im googling
jacqui_lantern234: did past Graham just do the 6 7 hands?!
birbirl: 67
sallomon33:
@Mr_Horrible
LRRMTG_Judge:
Empower Jace works on any Jace Token.
UtilityPunk: Its fun how Unstoppable Plan just gives a redo
Spritz_T: i mean you can pick two cards that essentially do the same thing
TXC2: 6-7 is not real and can not hurt you chat
maclenrac: 67 the reality
Volus_dude: In Jace reality it is 76
jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible based, unironically
TXC2: !patreon
Mr_Horrible: @LRRMTG_Judge cunning castaway doing a little dance
sharker037: imagine if kathleen had opened vraskas final mercy lmao
Xed_Regulus: Just arrived, how did Round 1 go?
TehAmelie: my picks, Rules Lawyer or Shahrazad
kilnfiendpotter: Bring tissues if you read the story
Lord_Hosk: So... Every card is now legal in this set
sallomon33: The less we mention The Gesture, the less it's going to stick in people's minds. Let it be forgotteb peeps
sharker037: @TehAmelie Brian David got Gilberted
maclenrac: LRR live!
Pharmacistjudge: Jace searches for his father To unite the magic root And lead his Lightning League to victory. Over the changing form for Sawboss. Wheeled Warriors explode into battle! Lightning Strikes!
Travilogue: Kathleen, your shirt in the Crack-A-Pack was *Excellent*
TXC2: and we're back
fanofmosteverything9: Lore round!
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk I think you still have to abide by format restrictions with wishes?
flatluigi: @Lord_Hosk things in your sideboard also have to be legal in the format
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I can't believe they got Jace as a guest on the PPR
UtilityPunk: Snap back to reality!
itsj0mi:
Sorator13: hi new friend!
kilnfiendpotter: Thank you for all of your work!
Wangor: @Pharmacistjudge A+ cartoon intro
letsbelgo: big hair friend
Krektogar: I love Peters hair
LRRMTG_Judge: Correct, in any constructed format wishes only search your sideboard. In Limited you'll search the rest of your pool (sealed pool or your drafted cards). - Squirrel
deathofspam: Amazing hair on Peter
sallomon33: Hello new person!
MartonyTho:
Oh hello, Peter 
LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Mr_Horrible: do we not control ourselves?
TheOneInquisitor: Unfortunately Alison is not here but Peter can still talk story at chat
JaymicUnyielding: I'm just so glad I can finally nerd out about this set's lore with people. I've been waiting like a year now
KickAssKanuck: @UtilityPunk ope, there goes gravity!
fanofmosteverything9: More excellent deck names.
Mr_Horrible: it's the first sentence of the rules!
EmmaPartlow: Lmao Kathleen's deck name.
GredGredmansson: Echoverse Kathleen is still WB but now Dogs
LRRMTG_Judge:
and wishes do not work in commander (unless rule 0)
northos: lol I love that both Graham and Kathleen's deck names refer to sticking to their signature colors
raulghoulia: Theorixis? great deck name
TheWanderingNomad:
Great deck name Kathleen
sharker037: Wizards, 0 mana walker when
GredGredmansson: also the card didn't have reminder text
TheWormbo: You can empower token copies of "real" Jace cards, too.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: also the nice art in the Collector Booster won't have reminder text
GhostValv: so glad that happened
kilnfiendpotter: That was such a good choice
queenDavide: @sharker037 Jace leyline
maclenrac: Cast Away or copied Jace spell
superdude097: @sharker037 Just go Mox, Mox, Mox, 3-mana Walker, then the land!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: now we're in post-spoiler territory and can discuss how Shrek is now the newest Planeswalker
Mr_Horrible:
Vraska's Final Mercy is just her telling Jace his haircut doesn't work, don't worry
UtilityPunk: I was a little saddened there weren't space zombies, but the set looks fun nonetheless
ContingentCat: I'm a fan of the plains of Aaaaaffffricaaaa
Micalovits: Damn, Peters deck name rocks
TalpTheScot: oh i am
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millenomi_Aura: @mr_horrible just a little cut off the top
Pharmacistjudge: I am convinced that Jace is not legendary because of Mox Amber.
fanofmosteverything9: Unda da sea...
GredGredmansson:
@ContingentCat so zhalfir then
kumatsu:
someday I'll actually catch some of these @kilnfiendpotter sleeves when they're in stock
kilnfiendpotter: Sad Mom!
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TheWanderingNomad: Noooo Mabel
kilnfiendpotter: Oh! Peter is using my sleeves!!
Sorator13: !card mox amber
LRRbot: Mox Amber [0] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color among legendary creatures and planeswalkers you control.
BrowneePointz: Sad Mom, but still a Badass Mom
maclenrac: Angry mouse
kilnfiendpotter: Yay!!!
jacqui_lantern234: did Mabel just slay Asmodeus?! what the heck?!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Pitiful mouse
Mr_Horrible: Glarb, Still A Bastard
fanofmosteverything9: Death to His Moistness.
Busttino: Hey Peter the UB ones have absolutely been announced too what are your favs from that?
Criously: thats a mighty mouse
Mr_Horrible: Spatch the 2nd
EmmaPartlow: All hail King Glarb.
RatherLargeToad: Jace! You made a mouse depressed. Wat?!?
@Sinnlos.: woah black betty, panoram(a)
@LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@thejackalman: Bloomburrow forever
@LRRbot: Mabel, Bitter Recluse [B] | Legendary Creature — Mouse Warlock [1/1] | Deathtouch / When Mabel enters, remove up to three counters from another target creature or planeswalker.
LoadingReadyRun:
"Mouse Warlock" is an excellent typeline
GredGredmansson: Instead of Cragflame the sword, she has CragBANE the magic staff
DirectorStephanie: why are all the adorable creatures sad!!
DarkMorford:
My favorite plane is a Cessna
Mr_Horrible: I can never not see Glarb as the antagonist from Rice Boy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I imagine a lot of these cards are just "we needed the opposite"
RatherLargeToad:
I demand a echoverse King Glarb card
LRRbot: Repurposed Enforcer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, empower Jace X, where X is the number of creatures you control.
WizardDanceParty: The answer to any of these questions really boils down to "because Jace sucks"
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun YOURE excellent, PAUL!!!
Sorator13: @DirectorStephanie because they deserve to experience the full range of emotion!
maclenrac: Faceless One
GredGredmansson: Totally Not Mage Ring Bully -Jace
Mr_Horrible: Mage Ring Bully got a makeover [derogatory]
doubleforte: from bully to cop, art imitates life
Sorator13: I Have No Face And I Must Bully
TXC2: and he's thinks he's NOT a villain?
DirectorStephanie: chat what’s your favourite plane? I’m an Archavious (sp) stab
flatluigi: jace, who totally didn't fill the echoverse spell with his unconscious biases
DirectorStephanie: stan even*
Mr_Horrible: "In the box with you"
Alyssa_Swift: Everything about the Echoverse is just a trauma response
kilnfiendpotter: Is Jace a Rationalist?
LidofLoathing: @kilnfiendpotter the Theorist is
LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
Pharmacistjudge: Willfuly ignorance is not an excuse Mr. Beleren
GredGredmansson: "When her village was destroyed and her family separated, Mabel knew Glarb was to blame. She vowed to exact vengeance on the king, channeling her rage against him into a single-minded purpose. Wielding her mighty staff, Cragbane, she drains the Calamity Beasts of their powers, storing their potential within her cursed weapon. Mabel hopes that with enough power she might challenge the king, razing his kingdom so that he, too, may know the pain of losing his home."
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @DirectorStephanie you've asked a question which has stunlocked several chatmembers while they think
James_the_Dabbler: my favorite plane is the one that goes nyoom in the sky
ContingentCat: I'd say most villains don't think they are
fanofmosteverything9: Refined Blightning
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Sandeon: Jace filled his own payche with yes-men
LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
maclenrac: Burn Discard
UtilityPunk: Maybe it wasn't about the reality as much as it was the Tams we made along the way?
LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Pharmacistjudge: Koth is Rock to Plowshare?
niccus: jace took his therapy to heart and cut away the part that cringes
Dr_fragenstien: you'd think after the 10th or so part of your mind you cut out you might start to think it's a bad idea, but that part just becomes the 11th
Mr_Horrible: my 1 pet peeve is that the Memnarch card isn't called "Malil"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hexgold to Plowshares
fanofmosteverything9: Delicious steelfruit.
Mr_Horrible: but I suppose they could've reached the same name in another way
TXC2: niccus "jace, that's not what that means!"
GredGredmansson: a great quote I heard, "Naturally, the artificial plane is the happiest place in the artificial universe."
JaymicUnyielding: Koth named his son after his buddy who died in our universe
queenDavide: backrooms horse
doubleforte: horse in the office
Jon_CoffeeRobot: btw the overlay is fantastic with the names and life totals, great job building in the style
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson shades of Serra's miniplane that Urza destroyed
LoadingReadyRun:
more like Shatterface Pegasus
ThumbsNGL: that discard was based on a Koth/benefit ratio
LoadingReadyRun:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot thanks!
Mr_Horrible: I also appreciate that he's an Auriok, and has the hexgold accents
FeelingDreepy:
@ThumbsNGL 
doubleforte: boooo
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible officially he's still a Vulshok
maclenrac: Brains are over rated
LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
TimeToFry: Gosh that's SO pretty
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
adambomb625: @ThumbsNGL You got the streamers to boo, good job!
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love the PPR, it's the place where we get to show off none of the cards while they all go straight to the bin
LoadingReadyRun:
each Vitriol, more stinging then the last
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson interesting, I suppose I can't say how Argentum (I think that was Mirrodin's original name?) works in the Echoverse
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible its still mirrodin in the echoverse
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Mirror-Mirrodin?
LRRbot: Repurposed Enforcer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, empower Jace X, where X is the number of creatures you control.
kilnfiendpotter: Reporpoised! Coming to Nauticus!
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson I suppose I should've figured Jace didn't actually know ball
Alyssa_Swift: The "Everything Is Nauctis" AU
kumatsu: Repoirpoised Enforcer is on Bloomburrow
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'd argue Jace remembered nothing of that face
JaymicUnyielding: Thanks Kathleen! : D
FauksStarling: Would that be the EchoTheDolphinVerse?
fanofmosteverything9: That's what happens when you empower Kiora.
smurfomancer: Where everything is sharks??
TimeToFry: @FauksStarling Oh my god
deathofspam: @FauksStarling +5
LRRbot: Tether Technician [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Artificer [4/5] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may discard a card. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @FauksStarling legendary chat
TXC2: FauksStarling it's Ecco, but good joke
lamina5432: no sharktyphon echoes?
Dr_fragenstien: re-porpused enforcer is if jace created the multiverse from bloomburrow instead of strixhaven
theworldsmith1: Yeah, the shark dimension isnt until next year
Mangledpixel: the shark dimension set would be the first MTG set where every card has the same type
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
doubleforte: incredible bodysuit, Jace
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TimeToFry: "Begone, abberation!"
GredGredmansson: can you recognize all the Jaces in the art?
@LRRbot: Repurposed Enforcer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, empower Jace X, where X is the number of creatures you control.
@LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
@LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
@Haiiro87: reverse thoughtseize
@LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on …
@dizzycriminal: Thoughseizing wrong
@abeeintime: Koth went home and became a family man
@thejackalman: Who wants to play smart when you can play fun?
@LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
@LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@Nataniahuu: asking questions at sorcery speed only
@LRRbot: Repurposed Enforcer [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, empower Jace X, where X is the number of creatures you control.
@LRRbot: Tether Technician [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Artificer [4/5] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may discard a card. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
@LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
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queenDavide: Heres hoping for Shark Typhoon reprint
loufghyslaufey: Even Kathleen is beginning to cull away at herself...!!
TXC2: yeap, it's Jace, Jace, Jace and Jace
ThankYouUro: "Not Me, I'd Built Different"
VinylMinty: @queenDavide I believe its in the commander precon?
TXC2: and Remora
imweasel09: jace teh jace jace
cjtree: Jace and The Boys
Mr_Horrible: SOI, yeah
TriseAlpha: I mean... this is literally Jace's universe...
RoastedGravy: Jace, Jace, & Jace: Attorneys at Law
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he probably thinks he's Mind Sculptor Jace considering his pose
TimeToFry: Vryn's prodigy
GredGredmansson: "The Soldier, The Survivor, The Guildpact, and The Nihilist"
UtilityPunk: Cast Away Doubt also has Emrakul's outline
kilnfiendpotter: All of them make one heck of a boy band
Dromos_GHG: When is the Warden from?
millenomi_Aura: The Clean Slate
queenDavide: @queenDavide Nice. Need it standard legal in Nauctis
TimeToFry: Aaaand Tam!
SmashTCG: Soldier
baneless27: woah, hes good
TheMightyGerg: Survivor
JmadReugimal: Survivor
Dr_fragenstien: i'm surprised the phyrexian jace didn't stay considering he's trying to make a perfected multiverse, but I guess that part doesn't think it's perfect without phyrexia
Alyssa_Swift: Tam, kinda
JaymicUnyielding: Nihilist
Mr_Horrible: "Hey maybe we should draw on ALL our life experience for this" "Hush you, only our trauma will inform this"
sharker037: survivor!!!
Sorator13: "baby"
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Which one is Jace from State Farm
GredGredmansson: @Dromos_GHG the Warden is BFZ Jace
millenomi_Aura: Baby is the The Clean Slate
maclenrac: Boom got it
SmashTCG: Did he mention soldier?
CompleteIndieYT: Tam honestly feels transfem coded and I love her
doubleforte: yes
TheOneInquisitor: Well of course we left out jaces will to live the entire story is about leaving it out.
GredGredmansson: the Warden doesn't line up with a specific card
Dromos_GHG: @GredGredmansson thanks
TriseAlpha: Jace is a big, overcorrecting baby. Like Luke Skywalker.
loufghyslaufey: Forget Jace, Chat! This be The "Culling of DeVeres...!!" Now!
TimeToFry:
@CompleteIndieYT
CompleteIndieYT: Jace Beleren "isnt she lovely" AMV
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TriseAlpha That's not true... that's *impossible*
kevinsmelli: why no YouTube stream??
CompleteIndieYT: All the burn is hurting Kathleen oh no
TriseAlpha: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Search your feelings. You know it to be true. He's in the room over there after you cut him out of your brain.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TriseAlpha Nooooo
LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
MWGNZ: @kevinsmelli there is one?
raulghoulia: which aspect of Jace is Space Beleren?
TXC2: "who can say what the deck does? what the cards are? only time"
CompleteIndieYT: @raulghoulia Space Beleren is a cosplayer in a parallel universe.
Alyssa_Swift: They're Jace's sleep paralysis demons
TimeToFry: @raulghoulia You know Marvel's "What If?" series? Its like that
millenomi_Aura: @raulghoulia The second best one.
TheMightyGerg: That's stated in the story, yeah
GredGredmansson: they are stored in the Theorix cadets mostly
LordManiMani: "I put it in Theorix"
TheWanderingNomad: Damnit Jace
GredGredmansson: that's why they're all insane
luci_geekery: what are those sleevesa peter has?!?!
Robot_Bones: I believe that was mentioned somewhere
kevinsmelli: nvm thanks bye!
XenoPenumbra: "Out of ram... Ill use the ghost children!"
SmashTCG: And the sphinx?
UtilityPunk: Jace could hold the Guildpact, but didn't want a repeat trying to hold a Multiverse
CompleteIndieYT: "people my perfect multiverse" and then he's just kicking dogs
Jon_CoffeeRobot: why do these schools need so many fighters. It's worrying
TriseAlpha: The Theorist of Theorix. Nothing confusing about that...
GredGredmansson: wdym, these are sphinxes
JmadReugimal: Bolas like army, Phyrexian like plan, Eldrazi like results
TXC2: as all villains are
LoadingReadyRun:
Don't forget The-Jace-that-says-you-too-when-the-waiter-says-have-a-good-meal. That guy had to go
petey_vonwho: "No one can leave, also, I put an omenpath right in the middle of the school."
fanofmosteverything9: Bold approach.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @JmadReugimal Jace like Empower Jace
Sorator13: Identifying his own hypocrisy is definitely part of him that he had to get rid of, yes
maclenrac: Note to self
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doubleforte: put....good cards...in...decks
TheMightyGerg: But do you concur?
doubleforte: got it
Dromos_GHG: Were there any Tarkir echoverse cards or did Jace not want Dragon plane at all?
millenomi_Aura: @LoadingReadyRun oh noooo! The Kindness To Belabored Service People is no longer??
Appleguard: technically, you can leave hexhaven if you flunk out
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Dromos_GHG we might have seen Sarkhan?
GredGredmansson: @Dromos_GHG no, but that plane already had a 2nd version of itself so there's no novelty (see also: Lorwyn, Alara)
ThanhtTheBoss: @Appleguard You may get turned into a zombie
GredGredmansson: the Echoverse lore is INTENTIONALLY hollow
GredGredmansson: Jace cut out the part that cares about worldbuilding
fanofmosteverything9: This Multiverse is a stub. You can help by contributing to it.
BorgarWithAShotgun: Are we gonna see 10 Academy Archavios, actually?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I typo'd his name when searching and typed Sharkhan and now I just want to see a Sarkhan who's into Shark Week instead of dragonsd
TriseAlpha: Fun fact: Empower Jace only cares about the Jace being a token. Which means it could, hypothetically, target the copies of Cunning Castaway or Mirror Mage with it.
TXC2: Jace did not pass his creative writing class
LRRbot: Arni, Humble Scribe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, untap Arni. / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
BorgarWithAShotgun: Or Angel Betrayal City of Crime (forgot name)
@LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
@barb4rian: Jace living long enough to see himself become the villain he hates
@LRRbot: Arni, Humble Scribe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, untap Arni. / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Appleguard: sharkhan would have been a hilarious Echo
GredGredmansson: he's a Shephered who loves telling stories
Alyssa_Swift: Jace just told EchoverseGPT "Generate me a multiverse without these three things"
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: Arni, The Nerd Version
RoastedGravy: ChatGuildpact
GredGredmansson: @Alyssa_Swift ChatGuildpacT
Dromos_GHG:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot Sarkhan on Bloomburrow
UtilityPunk: Headbutting trolls makes you a different kind of genius
BrowneePointz: he was a late add too if the articles are to be believed
kilnfiendpotter: He takes over the elves!
Mr_Bitterness: Arni, lacking in TBI
GredGredmansson: Alt Tyvar is monowhite and overthrew Jarod, that's my headcanon
Volus_dude: valki truth teller would be neat
GasCityGaming: Plays Santa at the local holiday plays.
kilnfiendpotter: He's basically Gaston?
GredGredmansson: or no wait Harald
kumatsu: Echoverse Tyvar is probably sad in some way
sirwhitefang: alt-tyvar not a himbo
razorswift: more academic IQ, less Battle IQ
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Tyvar in my mind is voiced by Patrick Warburton
BrowneePointz: Tyvar isn't dumb, he's just brash and singular
millenomi_Aura: Tyvar is a reclusive druid, clad in a full vestment at all times, GW.
kilnfiendpotter: Dadbod Tyvar!
TS_Terrapin: He would be more of an abstract thinker instead of practical I think
JaymicUnyielding: Cleric of Koma?
Dr_fragenstien: I dont think there's a force in the universe that can un-tyvar tyvar
Undersol: Tyvar the Humble
Wiliart: Tyvar, the hugger.
Omentuva: Echoverse Tyvar is a Druid.
Azegoroth: Yup, never shirtless is echoverse Tyvare
petey_vonwho: Echoverse Tibalt killed echoverse Tyvar
TimeToFry: "Some changes aren't big"
TriseAlpha: I think we can all agree that The Theorist deserves to die after what he did to Jiang and Mowu.
BorgarWithAShotgun: Tyvar Hank Hill?
GredGredmansson: i mean Tyvar himself is also *kinda* humble, in that he doesn't steal credit for others
CompleteIndieYT: Tyvar and he's r/ConfidentlyIncorrect allllll the time
feelingfroggo: Tyvar, the perfect wingman
Appleguard: maybe he’s secretive instead of being concerned with his legacy
deathofspam: Tyvar, Deep Thinker
TimeToFry: We got there
fanofmosteverything9: Echoverse Tyvar always wears a shirt.
nihilmonarchy: Less himbo, more malewife
donestebandewelparel: Its canon now
GredGredmansson: Monowhite
CompleteIndieYT: Tyvar, Drinking Kuzco's Poison
kilnfiendpotter: Hi KATHLEEN!
queenDavide: He would be a hatebear, turning off activated abilities
UtilityPunk: Theorist Jace had to make the Guildwatch evil so they wouldn't talk him out of his plans imo
ladyjessica: Bruce tarl bod
EvilBadman: what doofus first coined dad bod and not father figure
JaymicUnyielding: Hi Michelle!
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GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun I am going to write a fanfic for Echo-Gisa and Echo-Geralf.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: all the Lorwyn Echoverse elves just promoting self-care
Dr_fragenstien: just like the flavor text on Arni, if you have a tale, tell it!
TheMightyGerg: They'd already called it.
Natedogg2: The echoverse is "No more dogs!" Our multiverse is "No! More dogs!"
Pharmacistjudge: that would be very, very difficult
morteica: @nihilmonarchy You mean husband?
GredGredmansson: @Jon_CoffeeRobot so shadowmoor
LordManiMani: "The map of the Echoverse? I put it in Ao3."
baneless27: its not a race!
kumatsu: we've had some REAL long ones over the years
fanofmosteverything9: Many hours and yes minutes.
TXC2: write the fan-fic it often leads to regular fic
JaymicUnyielding: I see Echoverse Tyvar as UG Archpriest of Koma
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Mr_Bitterness: How about second Koth
ThumbsNGL: thinking of another koth pun.
ElektroTal: thinking of Blake and that build your own mulldrifter deck
fanofmosteverything9: It's the second Koth that gets you.
jacey0002: Koth and effects
MWGNZ: Kathleen is Kothing off!
ThumbsNGL: Why have one when you can have two at twice the Koth
blackroseimmortal7: Explanation: no counterspell.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
fanofmosteverything9: Also, I just realized he's another K.O.T.H.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Last time someone kothed this much I asked them to wear a mask
sharker037: i bet he has the Theorix charm
Appleguard: speaking of whom, I really hope he has something to do in the Zhalfir set
blackroseimmortal7: @sharker037 ah nice
namagem1: "Talking is on the stack" would be a great button
UtilityPunk: Kathleen is homing steady
sharker037: and kathleen has lands to not let it be countered
GredGredmansson: and kathleen gains life too?
maclenrac: Bam, value
zagman505: and gain a life!
birbirl: 1 life?
sgowell: Hank hill … something something …. KotH reference
LRRbot: Guiding Hydra [XW] | Creature — Hydra Horror [1/0] | This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
GredGredmansson: JESUS FUCK JACE.
TalpTheScot: oh this hydra is mean
doubleforte: YEAH
Diabore: handra
Appleguard: thanks I hate it
maclenrac: Yeah
Wolfstrike_NL: Was the longest one also with Kathleen during Theros Beyond? the Hydra Growth vs Hydra Growth did take a while if memory serves
NornsFelidar: why does the article call echoverse moth vulshok when he's clearly an auriok?
LRRMTG_Judge: we are aware chat, we don't intervene until after the conversation ends.
GredGredmansson: eyedra
XenoPenumbra:
TXC2: GredGredmansson ok, yes, but easy on the all caps please
Jon_CoffeeRobot: This is the thing they all ran away from into the Echoverse.
millenomi_Aura: things without a counterpart have no watermark
Alyssa_Swift: The watermark is only for echo versions of named characters IIRC
TeRaPeti: Who does hold the record for the longest game? Has Gavin verhey been on? I imagine he slow played while explaining the deep lore of the hedron crabs influence on ravnicas economy
Uzumaki15: Elden ring vibes from that card
fanofmosteverything9: This is just trauma in hydra form.
maclenrac: Jacks the team
GredGredmansson: @TXC2 sorry i tried to keep it short
TheMightyGerg: Favorite Creepy art, go!
BrowneePointz: I think they're the School Monitors
Mangledpixel: the Guidra
dashiestand: Preach
Jon_CoffeeRobot: everyone wears badges with a human eye on it, they're desensitised to it
UtilityPunk: Who will watch the Watch for Jace?
TalpTheScot: each is the scariest word in magic
saljik007: 2 counters no?
CheshireCake: I feel like plenty of people question Jace, he just doesn't listen.
public_key_reveal_party: Jace, The Going Through Some Stuff Right Now
TriseAlpha: The Hydrarian?
TheMightyGerg: (My personal favorite creepy art is the copy token from Duskmourne)
LRRMTG_Judge: From what I understand from what I've seen of the set, the "mirrored pair" from the echoverse has the echoverse watermark, and desparked planeswalkers from our universe have the planeswalker despark symbol watermarked.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's like Free Big Mike
maclenrac: Yeah ya ya
sallomon33: @Jon_CoffeeRobot with Jace's eye, specifically!
TXC2: I'mma need this for SEVERAL Brawl decks I have
chrisrd19: we did just get 10 episodes of story about how Jace isn’t exactly all there
BorgarWithAShotgun: Emrakul's fault for this?
Mr_Horrible: "We made Mikaeus nonlegendary and EXTREMELY unsettling"
GredGredmansson: The Theorist: "You can take up any complaints with The Complaints Department." *creates an aberration named The Complaints Department*
LoadingReadyRun:
Hands across Hexhaven (it's actually just one creature)
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Mr_Horrible Mikaeus, the Lunatic
niccus: on the verge of creating a shifting mound
UtilityPunk: @TalpTheScot Or "without"
Mangledpixel: public_key_reveal_party And Making It Everyone's Problem
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lamina5432: the hydras alt art is so good
maclenrac: Doubling Season?
Mr_Horrible: I jest but a hydra where it's hands instead of heads is 100% my shizz
queenDavide: boardwipe?
BorgarWithAShotgun: I wonder... have the Sparks escaped Emrakul?
trebuchetboy: Dude Koth and the Hydra is so nice
LoreleyWrites: the hydra is hexhaven's guidance counters-ler
TriseAlpha: Mirrorverse Karn: "Bite my glorious, golden ass!"
GredGredmansson: i choose to believe some of this stuff just showed up and no one is sure how
CabooseFails: You could throw a land on the reader so we don't have to see that thing anymore
Strebenherz: @LoreleyWrites Boo xD
Lord_Hosk: You know what I think we need. More jace, that will make people love him as much as "unnammed person at wizards who is pushing him" it worked with roman reigns... that guy is so over.
LoadingReadyRun: No All Legs Hydra?
chrisrd19: @LoreleyWrites incredible.
@MrNevin: He's a big nerd, the Zimone replacement
@LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on …
@chargingbadger867: is the record wedge vs cam in unstable
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@jamesmnaylor: Wasn’t the death touch just there until end of turn.
UtilityPunk: Jace improved on all the horrors known to people, and some that weren't!
Mr_Horrible: echoverse Phil be like "get down under the hydra's chest!"
GredGredmansson: i want that for my Guff deck
couchboyj: Turn your head and Koth
noSmokeFire: joken for short
kilnfiendpotter: This Jace really likes belts!
razorswift: @LoadingReadyRun Thighdra
BorgarWithAShotgun: also, who is gonna be the next ensparked one of the Strixhaven 5?
NazTMann: @TriseAlpha I was just talking with a friend last night about how we need variants of regulat Karn and mirror Karn that are the two Benders hehe.
NazTMann: *regular
TXC2: it's odd to me that this card makes Jace more powerful, despit it being Chandra, who is fighting Jace
ThanhtTheBoss: @BorgarWithAShotgun one of the third-years
tiba07: foo
GredGredmansson: This is the part of Jace who values Chandra as a friend
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 in the story All Back Together Jace calls her "The little sister I never had"
Appleguard: I’m enjoying how the art of Chandra has been becoming gradually more desi
dashiestand: Halving season 3bb if an effect would create it creates half that many tokens instead rounded down. If a permanent would have a counter put on it, it gets half those counters instead rounded down.
GredGredmansson:
echo-kathleen HATES cats
Appleguard: as for the flavor of empowering Jace on this card, keep in mind the aberrations are also Jaces
TXC2: BrowneePointz ah neat
UtilityPunk: @Appleguard Yeah, MtG's getting more confident about repping. I hope the trend continues
TimeToFry: Edgar
maclenrac: Edgar
BrowneePointz: yes and a BW reanimator theme I believe
blackroseimmortal7: Multiple
TalpTheScot: niv mizzet
dragonofnivix: @TXC2 Several parts of Jace helped the crew bring down the Theorist
Dromos_GHG: B/W is Liliana colors which gels with Kathleen
blackroseimmortal7: there's an exile rare
millenomi_Aura: @txc2 the normalverse Ways empower the best parts of Jace a little, the echoverse Ways empower the worst parts of Jace a lot.
GredGredmansson: Markov, not Barkov
TXC2: dragonofnivix ah ok
razorswift: @TalpTheScot not in the actual set
CompleteIndieYT: Vindictive Triumph, Edgar, and the WB removal spell that gives counters, I think
kumatsu: Niv-Mizet is in the commander deck
GredGredmansson: Sorin Barkov
maclenrac: Niv in the Verse
NewtyNewts: Actual, vam-pi-re, Edgar MarKov!
TXC2: millenomi_Aura right
RolfeRolfeRolfe: I love how creepy white is in this set.. it's like Jace's trauma response to Elesh Norn
TalpTheScot: @razorswift ah ofcourse
BrowneePointz: Hot Werewolf Walker Sorin, and we DIDN'T GET a card
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: @GredGredmansson that's Bloomburrow Edgar
GredGredmansson: Sorin, he's howling at the moon
Alyssa_Swift: Sorin Barkov
TimeToFry: @GredGredmansson Oh my god I hadn't heard that one, incredible
ExhaustedElox: Is Nahiri still in the Hellvault in the Echoverse?
XenoPenumbra: @Alyssa_Swift 10/10
vibratingsheep: Does Sorin have the Twilight jean shorts though
maclenrac: Liliana spell
TheWanderingNomad:
Oh god I didnt even thinof Werewolf Sorin
Mr_Horrible: doesn't seem to be a *full* theme but I like that the "real" multiverse Ways are the only ones that can put loyalty counters on your planeswalker token, rather than just giving them more ways to take it away
Mindfire13: The exact same appearance, but with wolf ears
TriseAlpha: Do you think Tinybones and Titanbones would hang out and be best friends?
TheMightyGerg: @ExhaustedElox Nope! No eldrazi to worry about!
TXC2: ExhaustedElox there shouldn't be a helvault
GredGredmansson: @ExhaustedElox given that Zendikar is run by the "Kor Empire" there, I'd assume not
BrowneePointz: ye the set has a full 10 archetypes
UtilityPunk: Speaking of Sorin, Martina continues to knock card art out of the park
TheMightyGerg: @TXC2 There is, though it's explicitly for Soren's enemies now.
millenomi_Aura: All ten pairs are supported; the five Theorix ally pairs and five open-ended enemy pairs for each of the Lorwyn five & their counterparts.
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz 5 for the schools and 5 for the Lorwyn5
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Wait, what’s “gold” signify?
TXC2:
TheMightyGerg damnit Sorin
millenomi_Aura: er, the five Hexhaven ally pairs.
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: more Elliot Laaaang
smurfomancer: Avacyn stuck Griselbrand and her angel sisters in the Helvault
GredGredmansson: buff spell for Black Loot
maclenrac: Scorked the hydra
TheMightyGerg: @TXC2 Yeah because of that Avacyn is now an "All shall love me and despair" sort of protector.
elkuloaxeman: the echo pairs of the plainswalkers are in the enemy colors
raulghoulia: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff gold was the old way they showed multicolor, like back when artifacts were brown
Appleguard: Izzn’t Charm
GredGredmansson: @smurfomancer and Edgar (he got out)
TriseAlpha: !card fblthp, knows the way
LRRbot: Fblthp, Knows the Way [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus Scout [*/2] | Domain — Fblthp's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / When Fblthp enters, search your library for up to X basic land cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Our boy isn't lost anymore
GredGredmansson: Echo-Avacyn ordered the death of Thalia by Odric's hand
DarkMorford: Had to step away for a bit, chat, this is still game 1?
scytop: 67
markekv: 6 7
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ayyyy
GredGredmansson: @DarkMorford round 2 game 1 yes
cjtree: CHAT NO
jhmv: 6 7
TXC2: DarkMorford game 1 of match 2 yes
Wolfstrike_NL: boo chat
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you can't stop us
cjtree: restraint
Campos350: 6 7
BorgarWithAShotgun: godsdamn it
BorgarWithAShotgun: 67
anhakha: @loadingreadyrun is it possible to ban all of chat?
AtomicAlchemical: Brainrot! Brainrot!
GredGredmansson: don't call attention to it
GredGredmansson: it makes them stronger
TeRaPeti: Didn't activate in response to the theorix charm?
TXC2: anhakha almost, but that's the nuclear option
Cuddly_Kitteh: You can't just *lie* on stream /j
markekv: 6 or mayhaps 7
Dr_fragenstien: I'm a jace defender when he's not being a big butt
GredGredmansson: @TeRaPeti activate what?
generalnuk: could have given hydara 1+/+1 in response?
LRRbot: Gideon's Memorial [1W] | Legendary Artifact | Creature tokens you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a planeswalker spell. / {1}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Columbo's here
GredGredmansson: Reproaching from beyond the grave
CAKHost:
Why does everyone keep taking about DB 6 and 7
@violentfrog_: @chargingbadger867 That was epic
@melaniemuffins: did i miss BDG on here?
@Natedogg2: He played in round 1. He'll likely be on again in a future round.
@melaniemuffins: thanks @natedogg2
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@Insigneos: what’s the point of Tyvar if we can’t talk about him!?
@LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a ca…
@LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
@alextang3860: i just realized the in universe gold uncommons are the non hexhaven pairs so that's cool
@articerile: couldn't Kathleen have done that in response to keep the Hydra there?
@barb4rian: @articerile I was also wondering that
@articerile: It's not only as a Sorcery
@LRRbot: Gideon's Memorial [1W] | Legendary Artifact | Creature tokens you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a planeswalker spell. / {1}{W}, …
jamwno: She dropped a statue on 'em
GredGredmansson: "Chud"
TXC2:
CAKHost I thought chat was Debating the better Final Fantasy game
fanofmosteverything9: The Beefslab went bad.
loufghyslaufey: Oh, come now
AtomicAlchemical:
@GredGredmansson 
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 'Inscribed are the words: "Your creature dies."'
XenoPenumbra: Im so hype for the TTC ep about THE LORE
loufghyslaufey: Its just what our og Gideon wanted
Micalovits: @TXC2 I havent seen any "10" in chat though
MaskedThespian: Tuxedo Kamen/Mask mention!
GhostValv: "my work here is done" "but you didn't do anything" <continues to leave>
fanofmosteverything9: Rose!
TXC2: Micalovits true
CAKHost: @TXC2 Oh yeah.... 7 is probably easier to get into but I think copies of 6 are slowly getting around???
maclenrac: Takedown the bird
LRRbot: Arni, Renowned Champion [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [1/5] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, Arni gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
SquatchBear: TFS is doing a abbridged Sailor moon and it's awesome
loufghyslaufey: Y'know, after being done with Jace's & Heliod's shit
TimeToFry: And two horns in his forehead
GredGredmansson: Honestly I think both Arni's would get along amazingly
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he just loves holding spiked things
dashiestand: What a crazy uncommon
GredGredmansson: unfortunately according to the lore all Echoverse inhabitants have a mental command from The Theorist to "Kill those who would prevent the joining"
loufghyslaufey: Surprised Gideon couldn't comeback with Heliod's phyresis deal...
UtilityPunk:
Rewinding in the same step is imo fine
GredGredmansson: apparently before he was the Brokenbrow, he was "Arni Goatleaper"
Alyssa_Swift: The Phineas Gage special
Mr_Horrible: look, if he's confident he can tank it, who am I to stop him
Dr_fragenstien: he's doing what jace is doing just more physical
CAKHost: Sorry, 3 "In AmErIcA" ...god are there going to be people who won't get that joke anymore at some point....
LordManiMani: Arni 🤝 Jace excising cautious parts of the mind
BorgarWithAShotgun: Arni Headbutter was made into Arni Butheader
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson he does very much seem the kind of guy who'd finish a horn of mead and then say "Duuuuude I bet I can jump over that goat"
Cinnabat: 67
therealflyingtoastr: 6/7?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Arni "Scott Sterling" Brokenbrow
jamwno: Nice pegasus
doubleforte: sigh
XenoPenumbra: Beeg board
UtilityPunk: 67 pegasus that deals psychic damage
GredGredmansson: Arni is that guy who says "oh bro i could totally do that hold my mead" but then he actually DOES it
Justherefortherewards: He's renowned for his practical choices
ladyjessica: I wonder what aminatou is like in the echoverse. I mean she selfsparked because she knew she would and avoided the misery…
maclenrac: Off the top ropes
TXC2: Arni is the guy who has never been punished for saying "Watch this!"
generalnuk: emrakul
GredGredmansson: emrakul
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @ladyjessica chilling Duskmourn being quietly ignored
AtomicAlchemical: Arni isn't known as the guy that tried it twice, but the guy who *did it twice*
JmadReugimal: is that emrakul with the steel chair_
GredGredmansson: oh wait no she's only a 12/12
ladyjessica: winter got echo versed
generalnuk: he has 1 power
BorgarWithAShotgun: Emrakul is a 12/12 here
generalnuk: one less
Hykin__: Or multiple creatures that sum to eniugh
TXC2: It's Emrakul with the weird rose shape in her body
BrowneePointz: It was the Big SoI dog with the freaky lifelink emrakul hand spell
maclenrac: Settle the Wreckage
LRRMTG_Judge: @UtilityPunk Rewinding in the same step is absolutely fine (even at your actual prerelease), but also isn't necessary because the loot ability isn't instant speed so can be activated in response to the untap trigger - BlackRose
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TXC2: hello Raiders!
IbunWest: Hello Amy and friends.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hello Amy Enjoyers
Pharmacistjudge: welcome raiders
SmashTCG: AMY
fanofmosteverything9: Hi, Amy-people.
sharker037: @maclenrac another reason why HOB gave me trauma....
UtilityPunk: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Duskmourn echo is Dawnglee
Mr_Horrible: welcome in amazonians
Thadrin46: SCRAPS
jamwno:
Justherefortherewards: and robots!
@barb4rian: By the power of Chad
@LRRbot: Arni, Renowned Champion [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [1/5] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, Arni gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
@barb4rian: #blamejames
@jaimegrijalba8151: What are the black
@el_zinga: Settle the wreckage in Black!
@jaimegrijalba8151: Dice
GredGredmansson: also lore nerds in chat!
TheMightyGerg: Non=encyclopedic
deathofspam: Amy, AO3 has already come up in this game
BrowneePointz: Hound of the Farbogs with Grotesque Mutation I think it was
LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
fanofmosteverything9: "Behold a Jace" is a wild phrase.
UtilityPunk:
@LRRMTG_Judge Thank you thank you, helpful to know
SwampHermit: More info on Brothers war within the Jaceverse!
control_rig: "To shreds you say?"
Justherefortherewards: I dont know if he has friends, at this point
GredGredmansson: Hey Chandra, I'm gonna take away your ability to make your own decisions ok byeeeeeeee
GredGredmansson: Vraska I think but yeah
jaia_hendrix: What did they end up doing with Emrakul in the end? She just out and about now?
GalacticCyrus: Does Echo-Ajani now say "no man" with his leonin grin?
JmadReugimal: Vraska yeah
GredGredmansson: Lili was in jail at the time
Mr_Horrible: Liliana a very practical person
TriseAlpha: Answer: yes. But he would have felt bad in a slightly different way.
QuixoticScrivener: Did Echoverse Ral Zarek escape planar annhilation?
SwampHermit: Is Mishra as bad as Urza in the Echoverse_
AtomicAlchemical: Vraska: It's not all about you, now jump in this well
GredGredmansson: Echo-Vraska is TERRIFYING
loufghyslaufey: Jace: Wait! WE'RE MARRIED!? SINCE WHEN!?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: It'd be nice to know how far in advance they knew this story, whether any of this was in place during the MOM Phyrexian Invasion
LRRbot: Vraska, Soul of Stone [URW] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Wizard [3/3] | Artifact creatures you control have vigilance. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Sculpture Treasure artifact creature token with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color."
UtilityPunk:
@QuixoticScrivener They did miss the chance to print Dack Fayden
TriseAlpha: Lithomancer Vraska is a mood.
GredGredmansson: The uncomfortable implications that to improve Vraska's life, you had to make her as non-Gorgon as possible so that no one would persecute her for being different.
fanofmosteverything9: @UtilityPunk Good news, he's in the Commander deck!
TXC2: like that one Futurama segment
neisan2112: Almost like a weird version of Necromancy
ElektroTal: we love Alison
TXC2:
Jace has a type
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James_the_Dabbler: I love that Omnath accidentally became the New Eldrazi
ArkhamArchivist: Only Lili has enough "self-acceptance" to "team up" with her duplicate
SwampHermit: Echoverse Mishra?
MadWolf1290: oh that art is Echo-Vraska on the Niv-Mizet statue
kilnfiendpotter: Alison is Queen!
evil_h2o_elf: proper childhood nutrition makes a big difference!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oddly being a creature can't use the mana when they come in?
OmegaPlatinum: Story Question: since B/W Ral and W Liliana were seen in the Multiverse in the past, was it possible for any of the Echos to escape their... Meal time?
nymistrya: The devastating fall from cool goth gorgon to double majoring in Plane cop
fanofmosteverything9: The fact that there was a "Second Brothers' War" is one of the more concerning details.
GredGredmansson: "Great Planeswalker Mishra"
UtilityPunk:
@fanofmosteverything9 Oh! The 1-card combo one! Nice, just takes a bit of mana
TriseAlpha: *Second* Brothers' War?
BrowneePointz: Where Mishra, the Good Brother, got to be The Good Brother
T3223R3T: how did ghalta become a different kind of dinosaur in the echoverse?
SwampHermit: Yes! Thank you! Please more info on that!
TheMightyGerg: Mishra didn't get zapped by Phyrexia so he killed urza and made Karn Gold
lamina5432: planeswalker mishra I have to see
krfsm: @TriseAlpha in *this* economy?
BrowneePointz: there's no carnivores on Echo Ixalan
goosevonkaiser: question: ajani but dog?
BorgarWithAShotgun: Is there Echoverse Ugin and Bolas?
GredGredmansson: @T3223R3T no carnivorous dinos in the Echoverse
TalismanG1: @ArkhamArchivist it was less of a team-up and more of a reanimating her echoverse corpse
blackroseimmortal7: ooooooh
LRRbot: Ghalta the Immovable [8W] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [0/7] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest toughness among creatures you control. / Creatures you control can attack as though they didn't have defender. / Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
T3223R3T: thank you
TimeToFry: "No Bolas, No Eldrazi, No Phyrexians. Brothers War? We can have another one of those." Jace, for some reason
TheOneInquisitor: Different dinosaur got ghalta's job
loufghyslaufey: SECOND!? Puck No! Theh wanted another WAR! Have they NOT read the Year of of SUN Under 2026!? Chat!?
TXC2: it's a Triceptops, the best kind of dniosaur
CompleteIndieYT: I just wanna share that as a trans woman, Tam resonates a lot with me, so thank you
JaymicUnyielding: One of the few bits of worldbuilding i suggested!
QuixoticScrivener: Repeat per Kathleen request: Did Echo Ral escape planar annihilation, by not being there?
UtilityPunk: That is a unit of a dino friend
fanofmosteverything9: "You are welcome on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Ghalta."
TriseAlpha: Ghalta does like big butts. I wonder if they can also lie?
elkuloaxeman: i thought it was jace not have a dino faze as a child
TheMightyGerg: Be the Ghalta you want to see in the world
loufghyslaufey: JACE! STOP!
Tom_Bruise: We must all strive to become Ghaltas
ArkhamArchivist: Ghalta we salute you 07
BrowneePointz: not a triceratops. no nose horn
maclenrac: You could be the very best
BorgarWithAShotgun: time to Ghalta-nize myself
NornsFelidar: aspirational!
GredGredmansson: Ghalta is an Ixalani word meaning "Strongest Of All"
Bacon_Trail: Ghalta de Vere
TS_Terrapin: Actually, that is a good question. How intentional were the trans parallels with Tam's story?
LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you control have trample.
LoreleyWrites: The real question is if Echoverse Loot Niptil still has amnesia or not
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Ghalta Kathleen costs X less to cast, where X is the number of words your opponent has said during your turn
Hykin__: Ghalta the Kathleen
JaymicUnyielding: @LoreleyWrites Fr fr
fanofmosteverything9: Ultimate girl dinner.
GredGredmansson: @LoreleyWrites wait Loot has a last name?
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LoreleyWrites: @GredGredmansson Different Loot
blackroseimmortal7: @fanofmosteverything9 lol
JaymicUnyielding: Different loot
Julian_Rogue: Ghalta, sassy sabatour, Wordy cards you cast cost one less to cast for each line of their rules text. "so I could be Ghalta?"
WokenClick: Could someone toss me a link to the start of the magic story for this set?
BrowneePointz: We don't know! We will have to see what the fallout is next year
00busyhands: LORE POG
TriseAlpha: Emmy doing her job as the apex of apex predators.
Volus_dude: does Etali has echo verse alt version?
TheOneInquisitor: Did legends article get updated with izzet tomik yet, are they still married.
chrisrd19: more important, did echo Ral go back to Ravnica before being eaten so he could be with echo Tomik in the end?
Akaiatana: What bloomburrow creature is echoverse Ral
JmadReugimal: Girl dinner
TimeToFry: I feel like Emrakul being freed from the moon is kind of being glossed over a little
niccus: how long does girl dinner take?
lamina5432: if they don't die on screen I don't trust it
Mr_Horrible: "You got any more of those?"
Julian_Rogue: I like that she kept the moon as a belt
fanofmosteverything9: Eldritch food coma ensues.
ladyjessica: that tryptophan is strong in a multiverse.
loufghyslaufey: @Akaiatana Bat: is this a question!??
MadWolf1290: did Emrakul go back to being locked into the moon in our multiverse?
maclenrac: 6 7 let's go
Dr_fragenstien: emrakul coming out of the moon will affect the trout population
LordSaphni: Is Emrakul sleeping it off in the moon again?
BrowneePointz: there's no moon to go back to
generalnuk: how many sets did it take for her to get hungry
public_key_reveal_party: The very hungry emrakul
neisan2112: She can be friends with Samus now
goosevonkaiser:
my fav satyr
goatprince:
poor galia
fangrin: why didn’t hexhaven loot make an appearance in the story?
TXC2: Emrakul was NOT Trapped in the moon, she choose to stay in their, she could have left at ANY time
BrowneePointz: she exploded it when she came out
AtomicAlchemical: Gorged herself on empty calories
GredGredmansson: between Emrakul and Samus Aran there's a lot of girldinner going about
ThanhtTheBoss: My headcannon is that there was a lot of cheering because that is what I vaguely remember Emrakual said when she put herself in the moon.
Mindfire13: Assume everything from the Echoverse is no more
TXC2: *in there
themercenary1987: Tam causually unexisting trillions of sentient creature
loufghyslaufey: Or even, This Is A Question?
TriseAlpha: So... what happened to Dack and Domri in Echoverse?
TheOneInquisitor: Is the Innistrad moon just like Broken Forever now or is that just card art liberty and it's still round when we get back there.
CompleteIndieYT: there's a funny ship on Tumblr of Tamrakul, braiding each other's 'hair' tentacles
Micalovits: @MadWolf1290 Some of the art shows the moon nok looking very good
LoadingReadyRun: There's an Emrakul at the end of this book
BrowneePointz: Tannuk is a potential Eldrazi being
rubbercluckey: did Emrakul actually physically break out of Innistra'ds moon? Is Innistrad's moon gone now?
@el_zinga: Black die for the temporary pump from the pegasus.
@barb4rian: @jaimegrijalba8151 Until end of turn +1/+1 from the Pegasus ability
@robertjohns106: temporary +1
@LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
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@tempestofthought: Vraska is the one that tells Chandra "You're not that special"
@alession4277: Question to Peter Behravesh: After the phenomenal stories of Edge of Eternities and Reality Fracture, can I expect the awesomeness in the stories to continue in future sets?
@jackgillespie4594: is nissa dating pia instead of chandra in the echoverse?
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@barb4rian: My abzan deck is going to go HAM with that Ghalta
@pyredynasty: Dinosaurs are people
@el_zinga: You're the ghalta? well I didn't vote for you.
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@Fourleggedfreak: The Dalai Lama of Dinos
@alextang3860: is etali a title?
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northish: Was watching the canlander set review when partway through I was like "wait isn't the ppr today?" and rushed here lol
BrowneePointz: and is being hunted down by the Drix
fanofmosteverything9: There's a bunch of them in the Edge, yeah.
BorgarWithAShotgun: the Secret Lair E,rakul but not a rose thing but just a plate of food
GredGredmansson: @TriseAlpha Dack has a card! He's an interplanar philanthropist.
TS_Terrapin: Do we know how the echoverse relates to the edge? Would it have had its own edge, or replace everything inside the chaos wall and stop?
ElektroTal: i couldn't get through the edge story
OmegaPlatinum: Story Question: Kiora's entry in the legends article mentioned that she was given a hammer by "a planeswalker." Were they not named because they didn't have a card? Or was there another reason? Can we learn who gave it to her?
BrowneePointz: Fomori Longships!
BorgarWithAShotgun: Emrakul*
FauksStarling: If You Give a Mouse a Cookie but it's just Emrakul eating more echoplanes.
TXC2: TriseAlpha I think they're both in the commander set
omdorastrix: the great thing about eoe - is that we could have the entire eternity - but only needed the edge...
ElektroTal: the first chapter of edge was so hard to read
fanofmosteverything9: The Fomori-Eldrazi War!
loufghyslaufey: Well, space is pretty BIG Kathleen
countingku: Ghalia and jiang Wick are the ones that hurt.
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 haven't read the recent story, but from the story where she goes in there I believe this is actually true
GredGredmansson: @OmegaPlatinum I headcanon this was Sifa Grent, partner of the philanthropist Dack Fayden
Volus_dude: imagine if Glary the flesh raker returns
Alyssa_Swift: I feel like Echo Saheeli being a cop who runs a planewide panopticon is pretty awful too
TheMightyGerg: Echo Niv-Mizzet is Orzhov because he died fighting the nephilim in Guildpact rather than running. Is there any specific reason why he died instead of lived? To my knowledge the story of the OG Rav is wholly divested from Phyrexia, the Eldrazi, and Nicol Bolas, so what changed that killed the Dragon?
TeRaPeti: Any chance Flem will return in a future set?
northish: My prediction is that there will be some slight stigma against planeswalkers going forward. Plane denizens getting sick of space wizards disrupting their homes
GredGredmansson: @Alyssa_Swift she actively LIKES spying on people too, she's a freaking voyeur
BrowneePointz: but yes, we know there was a Fomori-Eldrazi war, apparently the Fomori won, but it was a Pyrrhic victory cuz they v anished but left Drix tech(like weftwalking) and knowledge of how to fight them
sallomon33:
@GredGredmansson 'partner'
CamoYuki: Will Nahiri ever reappear anywhere?
LRRMTG_Judge: I absolutely loved both the EOE story and the Reality Fracture one
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ladyjessica: I haven’t read a full Magic story for a set for years before reality fracture but I had to read this one
OmegaPlatinum: @GredGredmansson Ooh that does work. I forgot she was named!
Chenderle: Life is a resource. Black uses it well.
Invitare: has a compass
chrisrd19: you asked Peter what his favorite Plane was earlier, but what’s he’s favorite Plains? there’s one in FRA that’s incredible.
CompleteIndieYT: @TheMightyGerg In canon, Niv ran after getting hit *once*, claiming it was boredom. Presumbably, this Niv kept the fight up
MadWolf1290: "don't worry about it"
omdorastrix: don't worry about it
GredGredmansson: @OmegaPlatinum she was named in Dack's article and she's still explicitly a walker
TalpTheScot: kathleen broke the lore
alphi_gabriel: Is Captain Howler from Nauctis?
fanofmosteverything9: This one's the usual Fblthp.
GredGredmansson: Echo Ob Nixilis crossed one
BrowneePointz: yea Ob crossed one
lamina5432: impossibly lost he has the means
fanofmosteverything9: The Echoverse one is green.
AtomicAlchemical: WHAT
Jon_CoffeeRobot: tags: echopaths
BrowneePointz: and ended up on Cappena
omdorastrix: How does he travel? Quite well actually..
kilnfiendpotter: Duskmourne is Maine!
ladyjessica: fblthp crosses them
Mindfire13: Omenpaths are a guarenteed causality
loufghyslaufey: The limitless vastness of space should play out the eldrazi's actual acale & how Eldrazi altogether are actually spread pretty thin for a tribe
goosevonkaiser: fblthp was in Jace’s cloak’s this whole time
GredGredmansson: Jace forgot WHY he was doing stuff a long time ago
RedNightmare7: Or Fblthp is just THAT good at getting lost
Mr_Horrible: they legislated the roads into existence
TheMightyGerg: The commander Jace heavily references "Breach the Multiverse"
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Maybe he just hitchhikes with planeswalkers
RhymesWithMoose: As I recall, there's a direct mention of the Theorist opening an Omenpath for Tam.
ElektroTal: turns out in the echoverse silver still gets you around like urza and the weatherlight
public_key_reveal_party: Fblthip's ability to get lost can't be contained by the laws of reality
omdorastrix: Officially: Handwavium
ladyjessica: did the mending happen in the echoverse?
LordManiMani: Maybe it's easier if there wasn't the same "Mending" in the echoverse
generalnuk: Duskmorn exted before omen paths?
TS_Terrapin: It used to be possible for strong mages to do it without a spark. Maybe that's still somewhat possible in the echoverses
ArkhamArchivist: The Great Planeswalker Mishra's Interplanar Highway
Mr_Horrible: true, we got Toshiro from Kamigawa to Dominaria without a planeswalker involved
ExhaustedElox: I think Fblthp is a planeswalker without a spark
CompleteIndieYT: Fblthp invented Omenpaths
KhazzyB: wasn't the whole bit that the One Jace from Commander had access to the Open Paths / Worldbreaker?
BorgarWithAShotgun: what has Echo Ral done? He should be Azorius after all?
TheOneInquisitor: Clearly, Great Planeswalker Mishra has proliferated the weatherlight travel tech through the multiverse
cjtree: Fblthp IS a planeswalker, just doesnt know it
GredGredmansson: he's like Makoto Naegi
maclenrac: Ulamog and Kozilek are homunculi
Mr_Horrible: Nothing bad ever happens to the Fblthps
kirbyrocks: my head cannon is he has a spark
BrowneePointz: he's the mirror to The Unluckiest Planeswalker
falcn120: he's Mr. MaGoo
fanofmosteverything9: Fblthp: He lives in interesting times, but he does live.
TheMightyGerg: So I'd wager that in creating the mirrorverse, Jace inadvertently released the omenpaths as an innate ability on it.
umbrakittygirl: Fblthp was on Fiora for og conspiracy
northish: It's 10 PM. Do you know where your Fblthp is?
youcantlistentobuttons: Fblthp DNA based on Norin the Wary?!
sallomon33: I'm impressed by the artist's ability to make Fblthp look so... weird gross freak and yet not seem like one
Chenderle: This Fblthp seems pretty cool
Dr_fragenstien: headcannon fblthp was cursed to wander forever, but the "forever" part keeps him from dying
Aesorian: Fblthp and Squee team-up when?
elkuloaxeman: or jace liked the omenpaths and they were always there
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz I love that dude and hope we see more cards with them
BrowneePointz: they both escape bad situations constantly, but Fblthp is unscathed, and The Unluckiest Planeswalker is not unscathed
public_key_reveal_party: I still love the art of fblthp on top of bolas's head
JKBalch: Fblthp is Magic's Rincewind confirmed
fangrin: can the eldrazi just be the answer to duskmourn
TheMinionGM: Pet theory that the Theorist returning to the origin of Arcavios is the Faller that the Monoists observe and hear the Theory Unending and Final from
LRRMTG_Judge: Yeah, it's all one big trigger - Natedogg
BorgarWithAShotgun: Are the Hydras Omenpaths now? is that why they look like that?
ArabescaDGuerra: If you win, he still gets shuffled for the next game
TimeToFry: Rude
TheMightyGerg: Which would also be an easy fallback to answer all of the other "But Why" questions.
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
couchboyj: I don't, but to be fair, he doesn't know either.
Chenderle: oh god
cjtree: NOOO
TalpTheScot: so rude
KhazzyB: you win the game and THEN shuffle him into an empty library, thusly completely and totally lost
Mr_Horrible: One Thing Bad ever happens to the Fblthps
fanofmosteverything9: The journey comes to an end.
loufghyslaufey: But Kathleen! Isn't Ao3 genuinely "evil"? (The present internet structure of Ao3) (psst! Graham! Pass the question to Kathleen!)
LRRMTG_Judge: Notably, you still shuffle Fblthp away even if you also win the game. Relevant for Abyssal Persecutor type scenarios I guess. - Squirrel
Invitare: don't worry, he's just gotten lost in some afterlife
GredGredmansson: he didn't die he just got lost
jamwno: Isn't he the fake one?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the graveyard is a valid zone for him to explore
goosevonkaiser: fbl-rip
BrowneePointz: Jace goes to Bad Religion shows
CamoYuki: I really want to know if Nahiri will ever return
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Epic Rap Battles of the Multiverse
TheMightyGerg: The Detective, though
Thadrin46: Jace is like KennyG and Nickelback.
fanofmosteverything9: Jace picked up metal from the Gastal racing team during Aetherdrift.
JmadReugimal: The Soldier surely does
BrowneePointz: jace loves Silverstein and Atreyu
owangel1: Jace listens to Meshuggah and Animals as Leaders
AtomicAlchemical: He probably listened to a lot of Heavy Gruul
TheMightyGerg: LOVES punk
Mr_Horrible: "We built an entire curriculum around Vicious Mockery"
northish: The Guildpact carefully studies to lofi beats
BrowneePointz: oh Jace LOVES Animals as Leaders
TheMightyGerg: Domri must've gotten to him
theamc2000: what music was Jace into
goosevonkaiser: jace made himself both aphex twins
Pharmacistjudge: How in the world is Ao3 Evil? It's an amazing independent creative outlet for consenting writers and readers.
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
Invitare: I think he's a fan of whatever Vulcans listen to in Star Trek
Akaiatana: The Theorist loves AC/DC
Tom_Bruise: I would imagine Jace just has Hybrid Theory on loop forever
BorgarWithAShotgun: Jace, Rave Sculptor
Jon_CoffeeRobot: now playing: New Order - Blue Monday
TheOneInquisitor: another jace has hit t he board
BrowneePointz: Math metal
blackroseimmortal7: Plausible.
loufghyslaufey: But kind of dull, even for Jace. Jace practically ripping off the Deathly Hallows...?
blackroseimmortal7: Prog Metal, yeah.
apocalyptic_squirrel: I third the AAL suggestion
ElektroTal: Jace listens to Konnakol
tinaun: Jace is the obnoxious Don Cabello fan
TheMightyGerg: OH OH Which Jace Aberration is that?
loufghyslaufey: Or plausibly?
Mr_Horrible: oh god he's a Primus fan
BrowneePointz: Peter with the Tesseract callout!
Alyssa_Swift: I mean, the Theorist IS a tool, so...
GredGredmansson: Yes, Jace IS a Tool. Wait what are we talking about?
Mr_Horrible: dire
cheezweazl: Spiral Architect
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Planeswalkers' go-to karaoke songs is a very good prompt
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@yellowmaster52: mage rings
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@LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
@chrisfromwork: Jace listens to the Fab Faux
@chrisfromwork: which are 4 illusionary versions of himself but with bowl cuts
goosevonkaiser: jace knows the pieces fit bc he surveiled them to the graveyard
apocalyptic_squirrel: Jace evicted the part of himself that enjoyed having a bit of lofi on in the background while he was working.
ElektroTal: like, Jace is super into north indian classical
PhoenixMelior: What man hasn't? Hopefully Graham Stark?
BrowneePointz: Consortium Era jace was BIG Dance Gavin Dance fan
AtomicAlchemical: So true Kathleen
TriseAlpha: I see Venser came back as an Echo too. Neat.
BorgarWithAShotgun: The Theorist listens to Dodecaphony
GredGredmansson: GU and WU are the most heavily Empower Jace stuff
ladyjessica: does Jace love ANGINE DE POITRINE
maclenrac: Gangsta rap? He's always in the hood
Mr_Horrible: "He's lucky he's cute"
glitched_goddess: Jace is more ethical than Urza, at least
blackroseimmortal7: @ladyjessica not organized enough?
CompleteIndieYT: Jace listening exclusively to songs written in 16 over 5.
neisan2112: But its got the Fibonaci Sequence!
fanofmosteverything9: The Izzet love them some mathcore.
saintguard: It's in 17/32
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Bears love music in 2/2
FauksStarling: Meanwhile Vraska has headphones in listening to like Chat Pile or Tanya Tagaq
Akaiatana: "This creature is going to change power to 7/8."
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GredGredmansson: no its her and a bunch of consulate soldiers
GedankenPalast_:
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owangel1: Somewhere in the multiverse, Mike Portnoy is still having a rough time playing Pnuema by Tool on drums lol
loufghyslaufey: Eh. I can't keep up.
AtomicAlchemical: Vraska doesn't really *get* King Zicor and the War Boar, but she listens to be polite
goosevonkaiser:
damn chandra
TXC2: hello GedankenPalast_ welcome
TheMightyGerg: Estranged from the mom and lives in the woods
TheWanderingNomad: Pia went Green right?
GedankenPalast_:
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apocalyptic_squirrel: @owangel1 I understood (and enjoyed) this reference
TheOneInquisitor: They're also both brainwashed according to the Pia entry
BrowneePointz: yea, the Theorist focused on "Kieran didn't die" and didn't do anything else after that
GredGredmansson: pia is green now yes
OmegaPlatinum: "Brainwashing" was mentioned in the Legends article
Mr_Horrible: "I'm going to the greenbelt to become an EXTREMELY good tutor"
LRRbot: Way of the Cryomancer [2U] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Cryomancer enters, empower Jace 5. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−3]: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy."
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Saheeli and Chandra: COPS
ladyjessica: echoverse Chandra is straight Chandra.
BrowneePointz: Theorist TELLS her to say that
ladyjessica: yeah so rude.
ElektroTal: i deeply contest this remaking of Kiran
BrowneePointz: SPECIFICALLY to hurt her!
GredGredmansson: "wtf Jace, icy-me is STILL ANGRY"
TXC2: man fuck you Jace
petey_vonwho: I was really hoping the echo pair for the Nalars would be Pia on one and Kiran on the other
BrowneePointz: yea, Theorist Jace sucks
radioshackraider: Why was the a giant Gideon head in Lili's cell?
GredGredmansson: "you call this a perfect world?!"
LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
BrowneePointz: which is why the other 80% of Jace was trying to stop Jace
Desruprot: Koth who went to the farm
theamc2000: Kory should be happy!!
TheMightyGerg: I really enjoyed the reason for the truce between Garruk and Lily in the story, too.
CompleteIndieYT: casts Murder on Koth
CompleteIndieYT: no happy
TheWanderingNomad: Echoverse MIrrodin seems like a nice place
Dr_fragenstien: all this time and Jace still doesn't understand Chandra. Yeah that will hurt her but making her angry will just make her more dangerous
ElektroTal: @ladyjessica i dunno, nothing about her echo version says she couldn't be bi.
Alyssa_Swift: I like to think that regular Koth is just having a good time on Zhalfir now
TheWanderingNomad:
Can someone tell me why it isn't
loufghyslaufey: Chill Chandra: I... feel bad for you?? (shrugs)
BrowneePointz: fun fact for Graham. Koth of the Homestead is still Recursive.
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad its pretty much a utopia
maclenrac: Happy mountain man
BorgarWithAShotgun: @TXC2 "Man, no fuck you Jace" - Vraska
LordManiMani: Koth stands for Koth of the... wait! You kept the backronym! Hell yeah!
LoreleyWrites: Maybe Jace listens to a metal duo named Planeswalker who has written a handful of MTG-themed songs, some of which are about Jace ("Oath of the Gatewatch" and "Shadow of Emeria" in particular)
GredGredmansson: oh that was the part of Jace that is kinda iffy about spying on people
TXC2:
BorgarWithAShotgun yes
Pharmacistjudge: Echoverse Chandra wouldn't admit to herself she is Bi
TheMightyGerg: "What is your relationship to the Twins?"
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TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson Ah okay Mirrodin is the one Plane that actually benefited from the Echoverse
blackroseimmortal7: "Is that your name or your initials?" "...yes..."
maclenrac: Awesome
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GredGredmansson: @TheMightyGerg honestly it was weird that that came out of nowhere, but i suppose she would have found out as a teacher
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad even Memnarch is chill now
BrowneePointz: there actually was lots of stuff that WAS better in the Echoverse, but a LOT of bad. @TheWanderingNomad
Mr_Horrible: funny idea where echoverse Will & Rowan are still fraternal twins but the names are swapped
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TheMightyGerg: @GredGredmansson Memnarch is PRETTY now.
ExhaustedElox: I want an Echoverse cycle of the 3 for 1 cards. Ancestral Craving is the first one.
BrowneePointz: Echo Memnarch is Yassified
LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
TheWanderingNomad: @GredGredmansson I saw! Has a shiny humanoid body and everything!
fanofmosteverything9: No Jaces to behold.
LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
TheOneInquisitor: jaceless
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Mr_Horrible: not even that, he's just Big Malil
maclenrac: Fail to behold
Jon_CoffeeRobot: good old Cancel with Set Mechanic
TXC2: !relaxed
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blackroseimmortal7: black ancestral spotted!
goosevonkaiser:
Mr_Horrible: mad that I laughed, but thanks for the laugh nonetheless
maclenrac: info revealed
GredGredmansson: that's the part of Jace that remembers why he keeps all these parts of Jace around
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Jaced? Jaced on what?
goosevonkaiser: o7 we’ve all been there
ArabescaDGuerra: You are Beleren-less
ladyjessica: jace less behaviour is amazing
blackroseimmortal7: Maidenless but...probably the opposite
loufghyslaufey: @TXC2 What about REL:Axed Lore? Please?
BorgarWithAShotgun: I find it interesting how there are some Echoverse'd cards that are not marked. Like Murmuring Volume
LRRbot: Whiplash Wordsmith // Vicious Verse | Whiplash Wordsmith [3{B/R}] | Creature — Vampire Sorcerer [3/3] | This creature enters prepared. / As long as an opponent was dealt noncombat damage this turn, this creature has flying and haste. // Vicious Verse [{B/R}] | Sorcery | Vicious Verse deals 1 damage to target opponent.
blackroseimmortal7: (No Jace = many maidens, presumably)
goosevonkaiser: harem anime but all the maidens jace when?
TXC2: loufghyslaufey I think it's from the 2nd ppr? and it just stuck
GredGredmansson: shock is 2 damage
fanofmosteverything9: @goosevonkaiser The 100 Jaces who Really, Really, Really Love You?
maclenrac: Ping you
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BorgarWithAShotgun Yeah, they said earlier that the watermarked cards are just the ones that are paired up?
Dromos_GHG: in the echoverse are the scales of Ikoira and Segovia swapped?
ElektroTal: fleem jab?
TriseAlpha: "angy shooty"
GredGredmansson: @Dromos_GHG you mean garganikar
@jameswilson5038: yeah I can see Jace and Maynard hanging out
@LRRbot: Way of the Cryomancer [2U] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Cryomancer enters, empower Jace 5. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−3]: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this tur…
@LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on …
@B__C__: Pia is waiting for her family to experience their FAFO moment.
@Fourleggedfreak: I always enjoy the PPR but it's like 5x more interesting with lore talk ❤ Rather, I enjoy my MTG with some storyline, not just gameplay
@LRRbot: Bloodline Recollector // Ancestral Craving | Bloodline Recollector [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [2/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, this creatur…
@LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
@LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
@jameswilson5038: yeah it's always interesting to hear it because I know absolutely none of it
@B__C__: It looks a little tall to be a plains.
@B__C__: 😉
@LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
@jackgillespie4594: @B__C__ Pia is single in the echoverse...do you think i have a chance?
@LRRbot: Whiplash Wordsmith // Vicious Verse | Whiplash Wordsmith [3{B/R}] | Creature — Vampire Sorcerer [3/3] | This creature enters prepared. / As long as an opponent was dealt noncombat damage this turn, t…
LRRMTG_Judge: @BorgarWithAShotgun I believe only the echoed pair cards have watermarks for the echo versions, and most other cards are echoverse-set by default, outside of the story moments and protagonist planeswalkers doing things - Squirrel
LordManiMani: Flame Jab would still work cutely as a Stingerquill spell
goosevonkaiser: @fanofmosteverything9 we’re gonna make a fortune on the fan fic black market
GredGredmansson: Codie does
BrowneePointz: there’s a land
Kezzig_: there is a land
jamwno: There's a land
BrowneePointz: and Codie
GredGredmansson: and there's a land that does
LRRMTG_Judge: there are a few cards in this set.
BrowneePointz: yes
Kezzig_: in this set theres a land
maclenrac: Flicker puppy
GredGredmansson: yes in this set
JmadReugimal: there is a land in this set
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Codie, Ravenous Codex
LRRbot: Codie, Ravenous Codex [3] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Book Construct [1/4] | Whenever you cast a prepared spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Each creature you control becomes prepared.
loufghyslaufey: I knew I couldn't keep up with the lore dump today. I literally have the writing pace of a Glitch show. It sucks, kind of.
TheMightyGerg: SO Good for the School sets
TriseAlpha: !card murmuring tome
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LowUpsideCJ: I went to elementary school with evil Cody
TXC2: Codie isn't already evil? (asked the brawl player)
blackroseimmortal7: Land? In my MTG set?
ThanhtTheBoss: I don't think I'm playing Evil Codie in my Codie commander deck.
northish: @LRRMTG_Judge I don't believe you. There is only Jace
niccus: a child named cody learning about identical twins:
GredGredmansson: its the Hexhaven version of the SOS one, 4 mana to Prepare a guy or 2 mana to prepare a guy that attacked this turn @LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: good luck playing WUBRG in limited
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kirbyrocks: cast away dought is so sick when your ahead
BrowneePointz: I THINK the land prepared a creature that attacked this turn
queenDavide: @Jon_CoffeeRobot gotta have green fblthp
BrowneePointz: prepares*
Dr_fragenstien:
technically peter's 3/3 has flying and haste this turn now
GredGredmansson: @kirbyrocks Risky Shortcut but actual damage my Gev deck will love this
LRRMTG_Judge:
@BrowneePointz correct.
TriseAlpha: !card murmuring volume
LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Hexhaven Dueling Arena
LRRbot: Hexhaven Dueling Arena | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target creature that attacked this turn becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. / {4}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
blackroseimmortal7: My brain is processing Kathleen's sleeves as islands and it's disorienting
Thadrin46: Thedisconnect between set design and story is kinda jarring tbh. The cards say "mirror universe", the story says "jace's utopian mess".
loufghyslaufey: Still feelsbad ordering a Breakfast item at the wrong location...
CAKHost: Are all of those behind Jace the ones that are there to say "Hey maybe don't???"
loufghyslaufey: Uhh.
GredGredmansson: @Thadrin46 they can't be the same thing?
BusTed:
kirbyrocks:
don't worry i'll forget
BrowneePointz: @cakhost yep. hence “cast away doubt”
Thadrin46: @GredGredmansson Could have been, aren't.
Shurtal: I keep thinking the fracture in player names are actual screen cracks on my phone, whoever did this overlay did a REAL good job
TXC2: !mtgfra
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goosevonkaiser: our? our prerelease?
CAKHost: @BrowneePointz Ah XD
GredGredmansson: @CAKHost literally canonically yes, every time a part of him realizes "hey maybe we should stop" The Theorist cuts them out
JmadReugimal: I didnt follow that ruling about life lost?
Kezzig_: episode 1 of RF has hit 10k views on youtube!
Thadrin46: Our prerelease sold out already.
spimmmm: reality fraxlrr
Julian_Rogue:
And then STAR TREK
TimeToFry: Swe,p
blackroseimmortal7: @Kezzig_ RF?
Kezzig_: 100k
baneless27:
already told the wife 
Kezzig_: @blackroseimmortal7 Reality Fracture
blackroseimmortal7: oh neat
Kiloken: I wish I could, but my LGS is charging $45 for an in-universe prerelease and that’s pretty hard to justify
GredGredmansson: magic magic magic
fanofmosteverything9: Magic.
LRRMTG_Judge:
Cast away Doubt deals damage to players instead of life loss so it has synergy with Peter's creature who cares about non-combat damage
LRRMTG_Judge: @JmadReugimal Whiplash Wordsmith has an ability that gains it flying whenever an opponent takes noncombat damage. Kathleen's draw spell deals 2 damage to each player, triggering the Wordsmith. It didn't matter for the board, Graham was just clarifying it. - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: No, stop that. - Squirrel
TalpTheScot: need more sponsor money for that
Mr_Horrible: The Theorist says "no"
LRRbot: Arni, Renowned Champion [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [1/5] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, Arni gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
CAKHost: @GredGredmansson ...I mean, I know we all probably wish we had that ability but still NO Bad Theorist!
generalnuk: make modern horizon 3 creature lands. in standard
JmadReugimal: @LRRMTG_Judge I see, thanks!
TS_Terrapin: Yeah, for all the complaints about the business around magic it remains blazingly obvious that the people making the game love it and want to make it the best they can.
ContingentCat: only consentually screwed
TXC2: from mana screwed to regular screwed
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Kathleen Coffers
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: and for folks wondering part of how Jace ended up like this is, while he was headed down this dark path already, his spell not going off right and the Meditation Realm collapsing on him and reforming kinda…shattered his psyche(and allowed the Theorist persona to take Control of the Gestalt)
kumatsu: the closest I've ever come to saying yes to that is at a Kaladesh-era GP, a player called me over to make sure they remembered to put basic land in their deck, as they'd gone 2 mulligans and 3 draws without seeing any
GredGredmansson: i'm the only lorehead in my playgroup
GredGredmansson: thanks for welcoming me here
Bleeding_Edge: I love story
kilnfiendpotter: Preach!
baneless27: good point
JaymicUnyielding: Same. I was reading chandra's bio on the website 15 years ago and i knew what i wanted to do withmy life
BrowneePointz: it’s the heartbeat that keeps it going
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LoreleyWrites: magic has a story!?
TS_Terrapin: Lore is good, and is part of why the game made it through the 90s CCG boom IMO
maclenrac: Emergence
millenomi_Aura: a big applause in the chat for Good Games Writing, whooooooooooooooo
ContingentCat: the story is part of what makes watching magic streams still interesting for people who don't play it like me
GredGredmansson: the numbers brought me here
Mr_Horrible: @TS_Terrapin truuuu
missa_hancock: this will be the first pre-release I’ve gone to in a very long time. this feels like actual magic again
northish: I will gush about the story in my playgroup gc whether they want the wall of text or not!
Reyyan1395: 100%! The story keeps me coming back
westerfarmer: Yeah Vampires!
Julian_Rogue:
Vampires Suck
punahougirl84: I went to Magic Arcanum to try to learn the story from "way" back.
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: the story and flavor is what got me to stick with it as a kid, shoutouts Kamigawa block
Jon_CoffeeRobot: things like UB really highlight how much art & story matter to this game when people can be so up in arms about releases when the actual game rules don't change at all between sets
@barb4rian: There were a handful is SoS but..not many
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@Fourleggedfreak: @jameswilson5038 SAME
@B__C__: @jackgillespie4594 So long as you are not Ed Sheeran.... 😉
@Fourleggedfreak: 😂
@barb4rian: @B__C__ lmao
@B__C__: @loadingreadyrun You guys should have all dressed up as your Echoverse alternates.
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@jameswilson5038: are all the boosters still stuck in the Panama canal
@Fourleggedfreak: Can relate Peter. I just play for fun.
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LowUpsideCJ: I didn’t go to hex haven to play school
CAKHost: I mean... I KNEW there was a story in Magic. I did read a few comics and I know we, the players, are supposed to be 'Planeswalkers'; maybe not the named Planeswalkers but we work with them at times in these battle for... stuff. idk
CompleteIndieYT: Question: there's three UB sets next year and three Magic IP sets. Does having to write three stories instead of four help the team write those three stories better?
apocalyptic_squirrel: probably my favourite individual thing about Magic is when the mechanics and flavour of a card resonate together, which imo it does better than any other game I've played
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LRRbot: Gideon the Oathless [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/3] | Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player. / Whenever an opponent activates a loyalty ability, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player.
Desruprot: also Gideon
BrowneePointz: I started Magic cuz the marketing posters had Trained Orgg on it and it looked SO COOL
GredGredmansson: boo chud
TriseAlpha: Alive Gids. In his villain phase.
BrowneePointz: Hi Chud
GedankenPalast_: Oh I like him
goosevonkaiser: gideon is emo it’s not a phase
CAKHost: Something something, me starting to actually read and pay closer attention to these bits of cardboard I collect.
northish: When arrogance wasn't tragic
TXC2: "Gideon's alive?!" Said Brain Blessed
Spritz_T: so gideon just has a gun?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz what are those little arms for?
TheWanderingNomad: My boi! My Chad!
ExhaustedElox:
I love this version of Gideon being nicknamed Chud
BrowneePointz: he became Chud
blackroseimmortal7: Ward discard a card seems strong on cheap creatures somehow
TXC2: *Brian
GredGredmansson: he kills everyone who knows who he is
BrowneePointz: instead of Chad
kilnfiendpotter: The Irregulars!
loufghyslaufey: yeah, GOOD
LoreleyWrites: the irregulars
maclenrac: Mercenary
BrowneePointz: Irregulars
BrowneePointz: he “killed the Titan Heliod”
Pharmacistjudge: so in the echoverse, they were Kytheon's Regulars? They ate a reasonable amount of fiber.
TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz Wellt hat's one good thing
TriseAlpha: Instead of travelling to find himself, he went to jail and started brooding.
TheWanderingNomad: WOW! Dick move Theorist!Jace
goosevonkaiser: … damn jace
neisan2112: Woooof
GredGredmansson: repressed moments
LordManiMani: For spite!
northish: Imagine the Oathless seeing that cell, being like "WHY is my head here?"
loufghyslaufey: What skull!? There was nothing LEFT!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is that why the statue Kathleen played earlier does 4 damage
BITs19_: Hey guys I'm starting to think that Jace may not be such a good guy
BrowneePointz: The Theorist, Sucks. literally the part of Jace that Jace hates the most
Mr_Horrible: ooh, audiobook? Tempting
WrightJustice: Great voice from the story
LRRbot: Emergency Phytomedic // Seed Suture | Emergency Phytomedic [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Cleric [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
NonchalantAvenger: wait so i can't ask story questions?
Robot_Bones: I listened to the whole thing while moving so thanks for the adiobooks
GredGredmansson: !card Vindictive Triumph
LRRbot: Vindictive Triumph [WBB] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, return it to the battlefield tapped under your control. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
NonchalantAvenger: about the end?
JDogg2K4: Wasn't the climax of the story openly discussed like, 10 mins ago?
Mr_Horrible: spelled differently, but pronounced the same, this would be an Un-card
Reyyan1395: the voice is great. the way he says Innistrad tickles my brain
TriseAlpha: Jace is complex. He contains multitudes. Well, not anymore, he "mind sculpted" them out of his head, but he did once.
AtomicAlchemical: please read magic story and have your lore opinions based on the actual lore
FauksStarling: Did unsparked Gideon still try to kill Erebos?
CAKHost: @BITs19_ I mean.... he IS Blue. Kinda of an annoying color in general to deal with if it is against you
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jon_CoffeeRobot That is a call back to classic Limited staple Gideon's Reproach, first printed in Battle for Zendikar - Squirrel
Mr_Horrible: Starring in "Marty Supreme"
Robot_Bones: Home with Loving Dad Oko
NonchalantAvenger: is Jace actually factually dead?? or is it like MARVEL?
millenomi_Aura: Oko in this universe must be a loving father.
goosevonkaiser:
@TriseAlpha
LRRMTG_Judge: He had a great dad, probably - Pywo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he got fed to Witch's Oven and created two Food Tokens
CAKHost: Unless you are red and then you just attack attack and attack
lordericter: not being part of the story as he is a discarded protag
GredGredmansson: oh gosh
dragonofnivix: Oko stuck around to be a good dad
trebuchetboy: Hanging out with his Dad
JDogg2K4: Giving people good dreams?
Micalovits: @AtomicAlchemical I thought we where supposed to only read reddit thread headlines and form our entire opinion about that?
pookahbee: Did Nahiri come up in the set at all?
jamwno: Echoverse kellan doesn't exist because Echoverse oko doesn't sleep around
fanofmosteverything9: Oko's lord of Lorwyn and Maralen's being a menace to the rest of the Multiverse.
Mr_Horrible: Exactly the same, people just react to them differently
LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
CamoYuki: Is there an echoverse Nahiri?
northish: The Meditation Realm in the echoverse is a salon
GredGredmansson: @pookahbee not by name but we do have a "Kor Empire" running Zendikar now
TriseAlpha: Did the fate stone thingy from Edge of Eternity protect the space sector from Jace's bullshit?
raulghoulia: colorless planeswalker?
Busttino: Ashiok is just a floating face
Cinnabat: What if Kellan didn't exist? what if Oko stayed with Oona?
BrowneePointz: @trisealpha the Edge is outside the Multiverse
millenomi_Aura: me, on a perennial quest for a colorless non-Ugin planeswalker: canonize Izona plz and thank you.
GredGredmansson: i mean Jace did confirm that not everyone will have an echoverse version, for example all of Tam's friends
BITs19_: play to your outs!
TheMinionGM: I feel like Oko and Maralen would have swapped roles, so if that means Kellan would be Maralen's kid, or a Lorwyn elf... hmmm
Appleguard: isn’t there a colorless Tezzeret
GredGredmansson: in the Edge yes
Dromos_GHG: Kathleen just wantst he round to keep going to ask more lore
LRRMTG_Judge: No, stop that. - Squirrel
CAKHost: "Suddenly the Animator dies"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: who was just naughty and shook the table
GedankenPalast_: "...no"
JmadReugimal: judge!
TriseAlpha: @millenomi_Aura I mean... we already have Karn and the Aetherspark...
millenomi_Aura: Isona Mae*, excuse me.
Dr_fragenstien: there are some things even jace isn't powerful enough to change. Lands are still not spells.
stillcary: Q for Peter: Personal favorite upcoming story from among the three sets for next year?
millenomi_Aura:
yes, but she’s more interesting than tezzy
goosevonkaiser: somebody could throw kathleen’s grandfather’s exodia off a ship
Krillin_fan: "i'm too far ahead, i concede"
@Pengu92: Love MTG lore, glad Reality Fracture really delivered
@el_zinga: What happened to Tam's classmates?
@jameswilson5038: I played dungeons & dragons before magic. which I guess is a natural progression
@Fourleggedfreak: Everyone use the LRR link even if you don't attend a PPR or buy anything ❤
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@Pengu92: @el_zinga No echoverse versions because Jace didn't monitor every little thing
@NotAnEvilMastermind: welp, got delayed in my arrival to the stream, time to be 2 and a half hours behind, byeee chat, gonna be in the past because i do kinda want to watch the whole thing
@el_zinga: @NotAnEvilMastermind have fun!
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@jameswilson5038: that happened to me I was about an hour and a half late so I watched the pool and deck section and then I skipped to live.
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@fmazzuman: Our Kellan went through all colors but black, so maybe echoverse Kellan is black. Makes sense given his dad
@gaia_arcade: I wonder if there is an echo verse Olivia. I would love to know what her echo version would be ❤️
Dromos_GHG: Vorthos echo round is later, yay!
NornsFelidar: Lore question: Jace wanted to overwrite the story from the very beginning of time, but the echoverse ended up spawning all of these characters. Did anyone actually fall victim to the butterfly effect and never got born?
thejoetoknow: Here's a lore question: is there an Echoverse Tezzeret? And if so, what would happen if Jace's plan succeeded, since the multiverse Tezz is "outside" the known multiverse?
rudog12345: @millenomi_Aura Wasn't the edge Tezzeret colorless?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: we came to watch Magic, not a participation trophy fight! Good game
millenomi_Aura: Isona Maive**. autocorrect.
CAKHost: GGs!
TalpTheScot: another PPR the guests get blown out
ContingentCat:
maclenrac: That's the end of that chapter
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LoreleyWrites: The lore question only I care about: What is Echoverse Vram up to?
GredGredmansson: @NornsFelidar there is no "butterfly effect", Jace is an illusion mage, not a time mage. All backstories are fabricated.
TXC2: Lets go Adam!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the apes! The aaaapes
GedankenPalast_: oh boy! yes, I'm right for the best parts
westerfarmer: That sounds like a good one
maclenrac: Crack 'Em
TXC2: !greetings
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GredGredmansson: yay immolation
Volus_dude:
yay adam
ExhaustedElox: Do the Faeries of Lorwyn stay UB? Or do they become another creature type in the Echoverse and maybe... RG?
Mr_Horrible:
that someone is me during the opening of every Let's Nope
GredGredmansson:
BITs19_: what was the first round today?
CAKHost: Immolation? I'm...in????
BusTed: there was... Drive
Diabore: @BITs19_ Graham over BDG
maclenrac: Woooo shiny
sallomon33: @BITs19_ BDG vs Graham, Graham won 2-0
TXC2:
Nu Metal was a mistake
CAKHost: Maybe it's just a warm blanket
BITs19_: neat!
TriseAlpha: Nothing stays anything. The Echoverse was eaten by Zeno... I mean Emrakul.
neisan2112: "Post-Grunge"
GredGredmansson: @ExhaustedElox factions stay the same colors, but their members are different. Usually we don't have changes in species unless there's an in-universe reason.
ShaneLeeAtk: Drive is Incubus
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RatherLargeToad: 🎶At the combination Multiverse and Echoverse🎶
DarkMorford: Who up empowering they Jace?
Sorator13: have a good one squirrel!
GredGredmansson: planeswalker punch
TXC2:
LRRMTG_Judge thanks for judging Squirrel
baneless27: lol
Mr_Horrible: he's right, it has been very interesting to see
GamerCat88: nice G
cheshire_creeper: good joke
Dromos_GHG: lol
GedankenPalast_:
BusTed:
Busttino: +2
TalpTheScot: hes got a joke for all of them
MartonyTho: A+
DeM0nFiRe:
baneless27: i thought you made that up xD
AtomicAlchemical: good joke streamer
GredGredmansson: adam would love jace slander
DarkMorford: Hi K!
Mr_Horrible: Kathleen from off camera
CAKHost: Commons use Formidable. It's Something
Alyssa_Swift: Unlike the rest of the cycle, Formidable Commons enters untapped if creatures you control have total power 8 or more /s
TriseAlpha: Jiang hard disagrees.
ContingentCat:
DeM0nFiRe: Secret Kathleen activated
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TXC2: "what's he building in there?"
MadWolf1290: Kathleen with the steel chair
GredGredmansson: no bolas no phyrexians no eldrazi
GredGredmansson: also a few things specific to my friends
TriseAlpha: As it turns out: AI is not good at worldbuilding. Go figure.
BusTed: "nah I'd win"
TXC2:
Jace never learned about hubris
niccus: i can do this better than urza
ThumbsNGL: this is just Jace's version of WandaVision
Grimnus: It really is a Death Note situation
RatherLargeToad: classic Pumpkin King behavior
BusTed: @niccus love that band
Jon_CoffeeRobot: came back from ads and they're chatting Death Note, I always forget I miss the front of these vids
Voidhawk42: @TXC2 "Everytime Jace could learn a lesson, his mind got erased"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love this cat art! Meow!
GedankenPalast_: meow
TXC2: Voidhawk42 exactly
maclenrac: 3rd tier dork
baneless27: xD
spethycakes:
tinaun: lmao
Jon_CoffeeRobot: such a shame when banger art goes on cards that even Adam thinks is too slow
GedankenPalast_:
tinaun: Kathleen you're the best
MrSarkhan:
Diabore: this looks good
Mr_Bitterness: Wizard Token, specifically
drewm1022: Wizard TOKEN.
WrightJustice: Secret Final Fantasy wizard card
TXC2: LAST turn
maclenrac: THis is going to be gross
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is the artists last name "Threat"? That's cool.
GredGredmansson: EACH upkeep
GedankenPalast_: uh boy, I like that card
TriseAlpha: Get it? It's a refrain.
GamerCat88: @WrightJustice yup going in my deck
VinylMinty: what card did i miss
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TriseAlpha oh ho ho
BITs19_: a pinger... such as Niv-Mizzet, Parun?
GredGredmansson: new tracking technology
@jameswilson5038: I saw all of those bands together three times
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@Drag00nSt0rm: Story question: are Professor Opal and Echoverse Gideon acquainted? The story made it sound like she thought he was dead
@Pengu92: I think Opal was just pushing Liliana's buttons
@ryanchilton2424: Echoverse gideon is effectively a footnote\
$10.00 from @B__C__: "You guys should have dressed up as your Echoverse alternates! But since you didn't maybe you all could describe them to us over the course of the show."
@Simriel: hello Chat
Mr_Bitterness: They switched guilds!
Mr_Horrible: "Stop borrowing my sweatshirts without asking" - Ral
GredGredmansson: Lorebit: Echo Tomik and Echo Ral are still gay together
TriseAlpha: Izzet sparkmage? And shouldn't he know?
Alyssa_Swift:
This Ral and Tomik aren't actually from the Echoverse, they're just roleplaying
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I require him for a group slug deck which is not allowed to target and can only do passive damage to everybody
GredGredmansson: white Tomik for Guff, red Tomik for Gev
Dr_fragenstien: mostly intact, looks like he took a magic rock to the head this time
TheWanderingNomad:
@GredGredmansson Good to know the Theorist isn't homophobic
sallomon33: he does have a rune where his mainverse version has the brow broken
TriseAlpha: Arni Intacthead
sallomon33: I believe
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Arni, Fivehead
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad I head canon Jace thought "Ral's a dick he should be more like his husband" and thats how Echo-Ral was made, and Echo-Tomik was just autocorrect
TimeToFry: She's got the Blackblade....
TXC2: with a golden mokey?
Mr_Bitterness: She's got a golem monkey and the Blackblade
Diabore: stole a whole blackblade
Jon_CoffeeRobot: is that a robot monkey?! Jhoira?!
TheWanderingNomad:
@GredGredmansson
GredGredmansson: The Weattherlight is now a pirate ship
raulghoulia: she stole the Blackblade?! that cur
TXC2: Skyracicy
TheWanderingNomad: The Weatherlight as a multiverse-traveling sky pirate crew is actually kind of a fun idea
singinnonsense: Robovan ?
TriseAlpha: (If the Brothers' War stuff still happened, but Phyrexia didn't, why is there still a Weatherlight?)
GredGredmansson: echo-Jhoira is also besties with the echo-Venser we saw earlier
Diabore: @TheWanderingNomad too bad emrakul ate it
GredGredmansson: @TriseAlpha how did TWO Brothers Wars happe
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TriseAlpha The Theorist's best move is handwaving
TheWanderingNomad:
@Diabore Doesn't mean I can't borrow it for a TTRPG Setting! 
Mr_Horrible: @TriseAlpha cool ship
TXC2: Jachinations
Diabore: oh look, the combo card
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Jace doing his best Teferi impression
A_Dub888: You can play two color decks? In this economy???
GredGredmansson: and this one DOES work with the non-token Jaces
TriseAlpha:
It's not Jace. Not anymore. But it is adJacent.
Shadowsoflife: folk don't play mono colors?
TheWanderingNomad:
@TriseAlpha 
Khyrberos: +2
GredGredmansson: !card Way of the Wildspeaker
LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
irikaj: Jace is stored in the balls
A_Dub888: Suponder
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @irikaj I hate that I love this
DarkMorford: "Behold the viewing globe!"
blackroseimmortal7: beast seems cracked in limited
LRRMTG_Judge: have I seen that in FNAF?
blackroseimmortal7: and cool in constructed
Volus_dude: "heart" wood
TXC2: irikaj pretty sure Jace's dad is dead
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DAC169: I remember when wizards of the coast promised not to put a bunch of planeswalkers in a set ever again
GredGredmansson: i think Jace's Dad was still alive during March of the Machine but idk if he survived or not
@barb4rian: 🙋
@Drag00nSt0rm: @Pengu92 I guess it would make sense that in the scene I'm thinking of Opal was talking about Multiverse Gideon. Still curious if Opal is aware of E!Gideon
@jameswilson5038: stained and limp Bizkit were on family values tour in 98-99. that is where I saw them
@alession4277: Well, since she isn't a Planeswalker, her only interplanar experiences probably were being transported to Hexhaven and chilling there. (And Gideon seems to not have moved interplanarly at all.)
@alession4277: So they may be have never interacted in a similar fashion?
@Drag00nSt0rm: That sounds likely. E!Gideon doesn't seem like the social type either
@BigDiff7: miss when collector packs were occasionally less than $50
@boobakira: I remember collectors packs launched at $20 not too long ago.
@willliamwentland319: what is Rhys up to in the echo verse?
@Drag00nSt0rm: Rhys is probably not alive in the Echoverse
@jameswilson5038: I have never bought a collector booster. I've never opened one. primarily because I hate foil cards so I'm not spending $30 on a bunch of cards I'm not going to like
@BigDiff7: contents are rarely worth even $20, which means cheap singles at least
TriseAlpha: (Also... did anyone notice that Jace's "perfect world without suffering" didn't have himself in it?)
Diabore: @DAC169 i dont think they ever promised explicitely
GredGredmansson: @DAC169 they never said that, they just said the average set would have fewer ones in them
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the Mountain Dew sponsored Hyperbeam
drewm1022: I remember when wotc promised that Universes Beyond would never be Standard.
TriseAlpha: @drewm1022 on Arena.
AtomicAlchemical: @TriseAlpha SURE DID
GredGredmansson: ok, i think that's enough
TheOneInquisitor: I like how they do them frequently enough they start to be a real consideration
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it goes without saying but I'm really happy this set has happened. It feels like a Modern Horizons set for Vorthos players
TXC2: the only promise that WotC has kept to is the reserved list
GredGredmansson: baby jace was cut out a while ago
Jon_CoffeeRobot: if Peter's in chat really really good job and pass it on
blackroseimmortal7: @Jon_CoffeeRobot I've been comparing it to a depowered MH set!
TXC2: !patreon
glitched_goddess: more puppets need laser beams
A_Dub888: What if laser beams... but on SHARKS?
Shadowsoflife: again?
CAKHost: My internet horked itself...
DarkMorford:
TXC2: and we're back
BeefcakeEmperor: My boys!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I braced myself!
GalacticCyrus:
TheOneInquisitor: ADAM JESUS
Vinewood_OG:
@glitched_goddess
spethycakes:
GredGredmansson: staind formed in 1997, they didn't become big until the early 2000s
IbunWest: Hi Cam
sallomon33:
blackroseimmortal7: lol
TXC2: !clips
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raulghoulia: I admit it. I flinched
Vinewood_OG: Nice try.
Sorator13:
CAKHost: Take 2??
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birbirl: ????
Khyrberos: ADAM AND BEN
JinaMahavira:
Mr_Bitterness: Is Cam ready for this energy
JKBalch: Sometimes Adam and Wheeler just need to hunt something
neisan2112: Oh boy Wheeler and Adam
CAKHost: Hi?
baneless27:
i got a little worried
GedankenPalast_:
I always love this energy
spethycakes:
hatboozeparty: Like, for sport?
emilevitt: cannibalizes someone off camera
doubleforte: thanks for having him
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hunger Games LRR edition
emilevitt:
LowUpsideCJ: run don’t walk to the newest echoverse
neisan2112: Just pure antaganistic round
RatherLargeToad: Shenanigans!
ravanys_: LRR presents: The Most Dangerous Game
SoylentDoener:
is this the throwdown show they keep doing?
TXC2: Live Segment: Adam and Ben "hunt" the rest of LRR
Wolfii_TV: But which one would get the title of Ghalta?
CAKHost: I MEAN
TalpTheScot: adam is the batman of LLR
nymistrya: @ravanys_ I cant wait for the next Loading ready Live
fanofmosteverything9: If it bleeds...
Julian_Rogue: but Cameron?! you're the one who got predator-ed
TalpTheScot: he has a plan for everyone
Busttino: Serge probably no diffs everyone I think
Tom_Bruise: well as long we appreciate everyone's contribution in hunting everyone else
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @ravanys_ The Most Dangerous Creature Type? Human
BusTed:
glitched_goddess: Adam with the Batman protocol
TimeToFry: Nerd alert
CAKHost: The Predator can probably take a lot of people
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DarkMorford: WHEELER
kumatsu: Why does Adam, the largest crewmember, not simply eat the rest of the comedy troupe
Mr_Horrible: heh
Krillin_fan:
he mentioned that game i like 
ipoddodd: thats my streamer
James_the_Dabbler: LMAO
spethycakes:
ArdCollider: Adam is basically just our Jack Reacher.
Mr_Horrible: "ostensibly to play magic the gathering"
blackroseimmortal7: Telling wheeler to stop pandering? What do you think he does for a living?
ContingentCat: it's our boy!
itsj0mi: echoverse wheeler still doesn't use sleeves
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maclenrac: This reality is fractured
CAKHost: @kumatsu But then there won't be anyone around to make Adam laugh and that's not fun :c
DarkMorford: @ContingentCat I thought Ian was our boy
nymistrya: In the Echoverse does Wheeler know exactly Zero magic cards?
Shadowsoflife: @ContingentCat Ian Horner?
jarnatan: Jaces high, everything is wild
ExhaustedElox: That's a pretty good Graham
ContingentCat: @DarkMorford we can have more than one boy
GredGredmansson: echoverse wheeler doesn't know what any of the cards do
LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
Kezzig_: What did you think would happen? Wheeler not open a pack?
maclenrac: OH, nice
Jon_CoffeeRobot: New Traxos! A good boy.
TheWanderingNomad: Oh they fixed Traxos
northish: I like that guy a lot. Boomerang Basic + Jasper goes crazy
TalpTheScot: spot the canlander player
A_Dub888: chrome mox?
emilevitt: mox jet my beloved
emilevitt:
fanofmosteverything9: Mox Tantalite is not recommended. In general.
sharker037: mox... jasper?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot he's on the right. I believe he also tells me about point updates sometimes. It's the one on the right
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge Eternal [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Traxos doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast an artifact or creature spell, untap Traxos.
ZestyFungus: Eva reference >:)
Bugberry: Mox Tantalite is often forgotten
Diabore: traxos, now a dragon
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Traxos, Scourge of Kroog
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos enters tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
LRRMTG_Judge: Scourge Eternal? so every set has only creatures.
Mr_Horrible: well, it untaps for creatures now, at least
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he lost so much just to gain Dragon creature type
spethycakes: Ozempic, Scourge of the Scourge Eternal
GredGredmansson: Traxos is still trying to find Urza. He's not having a lot of success.
LowUpsideCJ: if you stack them they can get into an r rated movie
Mr_Horrible: but yeah, having what is actually a bad statline for a 2026 card is strange
northish: WotC endorced vertically stacked lands
maclenrac: cool
northish: Endorsed wow I cannot type today
CAKHost: That's an Island?
LRRbot: Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Instant and sorcery spells you control have split second.
GedankenPalast_: ohhh WOW
Mr_Horrible: both the Samuts seem extremely solid
CAKHost: Ah XD
CrossXhunteR: oh hey, wheeler and adam are here
jarnatan: Tyrant of Tunaktunaktun
GredGredmansson: I live how Echo-Samut has time-slow powers instead of superspeed
maclenrac: Island tower
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Ugh I already hate this card
GedankenPalast_: that is hella stronk
Mr_Horrible: not really, no
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LRRbot: Dack Fayden, Helping Hand [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [4/6] | When Dack Fayden enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards, where X is the number of opponents you have. Put those creature cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle. They're goaded for the rest of the game. For each of those permanents, choose a different opponent. Each opponent gains control of the permanent for which they were chosen.
Voidhawk42: Anything that can destroy cEDH, should
Mr_Horrible: they ironically can't count numbers *below* 4
@mega-flare: Girl turn up adam's mic
@mega-flare: a smidgeon
@B__C__: @jameswilson5038 I with you there. If I want dark, hard-to-read Pringles, I'll buy a can. I have opened a couple though. They were gifts.
@jameswilson5038: I was going to ask if Adam was sick
@jameswilson5038: I may pay the little bit extra to buy the bundle that comes with two of them but that's about it
@Drag00nSt0rm: good bit
@B__C__: Is this the reshoot of the round?
@pyredynasty: Pander to us
@Drag00nSt0rm: you have to do it
@LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
@B__C__: WE BROKE THE MOXES!!!
@LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge Eternal [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Traxos doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast an artifact or creature spell, untap Tr…
@LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
@SmithKurosaki: Island's real pretty
@LRRbot: Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Instant and sorcery spells you control have split second.
@LRRbot:
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@B__C__: I get why Wizards gave us the regular Magic version of the pairs, but....
@LRRbot: Dack Fayden, Helping Hand [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [4/6] | When Dack Fayden enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards, where X is the numbe…
fanofmosteverything9: He died in a cutscene.
ancienthangover: good, cEDH isn't a real format
Diabore: he died in AMV because they forgot about him
neisan2112: He died in a Linkin Park AMV
Greyah: He died on-screen. During a trailer. Which is somehow worse than off-screen.
GredGredmansson: the commander decks are filled with dead characters, Adam
TXC2:
"people" just REALLY don't like being able to play at instant speed
CrossXhunteR: that seems firmly on-screen to me
ThankYouUro: Dies in an Linkin Park AMV yeah
maclenrac: Rough
Mr_Horrible: Adam's gonna be the next Mr. Peanut
Mr_Horrible: pretty good, tbh
BusTed: I'm convinced
GamerCat88: perfect
blackroseimmortal7: sold
jarnatan: I love takin' things
baneless27: lol
TimeToFry: That's pretty good
radioshackraider: Cam, the odds of you dying in an ad for a gambling game are pretty high...
JinaMahavira: Perfect
TheWanderingNomad: Perfect. No notes.
Suffix: nailed it.
Dog_of_Myth:
1000 Spot on Adam
GredGredmansson: 10/10 no notes
OmegaPlatinum: YO That's good
Akaiatana: Adam's putting the Ad in Dead
Chenderle: yep, that's h im
fanofmosteverything9: 7/10, I've seen worse.
Sorator13: accurate
ElektroTal: it's like he's here with us!
JKBalch: spot on
Diabore: is dack in the room with us?
northish: Oh boy here I go stealing again
nymistrya: +1
TXC2: Ship it
EvilBadman: A commercial that was playing Linkin Park
JmadReugimal: Its like he's right there
MrSarkhan: 10/10
spethycakes: amazing
theworldsmith1: Yeah yhats what he sounds like yeah
KhazzyB: 10/10 no notes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @ThankYouUro and I want it to play on repeat on a screen on my tombstone
Jmonkey49: Yoink
LRRbot: Loyal Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Veshnikard: better than wheeler's graham
GreatSacrificer: also, you can only do one take
jarnatan: Loyal Tut, or?
glitched_goddess: “I love stealing, I love taking things!”
LRRMTG_Judge: Adam is going to Gol D Roger.
Krillin_fan: he wasn't even vaguely eastern European!!
Mr_Horrible: also excellent restraint not making Dack Fayden eastern european
spethycakes: Loyal Tooter
KhazzyB: loyal tooter
KhazzyB: jinx
LRRbot: Cruel Calculations [2U] | Sorcery | Draw X cards, where X is the number of cards that were put into target player's graveyard from their library this turn.
GredGredmansson: dack is from Fiora right? Isn't that italy?
blackroseimmortal7: Only you can draw forest fires...
Voidhawk42: Hedron Crab Anscestral
GredGredmansson: UB has a self-mill strat in this set
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Karn, Gilded Guardian [{2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / When Karn enters, draw a card for each color among other artifacts you control.
Verrain2: Its like Dack is with us in the room right now.
TheWriterAleph: happy pride
Chenderle: lol
TimeToFry: Happy pride
doubleforte: happy pride everyone
raulghoulia: @GredGredmansson Dack IS from Fiora. we should go back there
Sorator13: hell yeah, gay karn
KhazzyB: but sad
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Happy pride!
Tom_Bruise: And Karn, who did not make Mirrodin die...
couchboyj: They should have given Alt Karn pants
CAKHost:
Rocky?! 
Mr_Horrible:
the Karns: 
fanofmosteverything9: Karn, Reaper King
emilevitt: hell yeah, gay carn
TimeToFry: This plus every clone ever
dagoth__ur_: no pants
Sorator13:
two OR a color, not AND
emilevitt:
maclenrac: Rainbow Karn
GredGredmansson: If I open this Karn, that will be my first ever 5c deck
jarnatan: oh THAT is why heartwood tokens have color
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Reminder: Heartwood tokens are red/green
GredGredmansson: "Oh you're the biggest man in the world."
Voidhawk42: Or the Golden version of Bender from Futurama
LoadingReadyRun: Karn: a soul without anguish, legs without pants
TXC2: "FOURTEEN Caret gold!"
Mr_Horrible: giving a pacifist trample feels a little rude, Jace
GredGredmansson: @Voidhawk42 "Bite my glorious golden ass!"
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible oh gosh i didn't realize
maclenrac: Gather it up
jarnatan: Karns of Tarkir
TimeToFry: Oh no
BusTed: 😬
Jon_CoffeeRobot: someone give him a hug
spethycakes: oh no
glitched_goddess: it’s like from two-thousand…FUCK
Mr_Horrible:
GredGredmansson: IIII
Krillin_fan: it's only 12 years ago! not that bad!!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: okay now I have to look up this "old people clock"
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
GamerCat88: birb
CAKHost: Owl
GedankenPalast_: brib
Mr_Bitterness: byard
fanofmosteverything9: Love a good Bwizard.
jhmv: is Wheeler using transparent sleeves or playing like an animal
raulghoulia: as always Top Tier deck name, Adam
TXC2: and "old people clock" is just a clock and not a smart phone
Blahguy_ssbm: let me know what you find @Jon_CoffeeRobot
letsbelgo: @jhmv animal style
LRRMTG_Judge:
This Peer gets a 4.2/5.
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
GredGredmansson: Echo-Wheeler strikes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Blahguy_ssbm I can find a lot of stock photos and AI generated imagery. Search in 2026 is busted
LRRbot: Lyra, Archangel of Dawn [2W] | Legendary Creature — Angel Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Angel you control.
CAKHost: I thought that scroll was a sticker from Unfinity. XD
Paranundrox: are Angels just Big Birds
dagoth__ur_: birds arnt real
CAKHost: Maybe 20% birb?
Khalstrom: It's a sweetheart
GredGredmansson: there are no Bird Angels in magic
glitched_goddess: always puts the shopping cart back
Jon_CoffeeRobot: If Angel were playing can players get +1/+1s?
accountmadeforants: @Paranundrox They're like catgirls, but bird
GredGredmansson: birds are Jace
dagoth__ur_:
Alyssa_Swift: Jird
PhoenixMelior: I see a light
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Sorator13: I see a clean ceiling, tyvm
Diabore: my ceiling is clean sir
spethycakes: ceiling egg
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I see the light
Cuddly_Kitteh: Wheeler's right, I have a crow roosting on the roof above me
TXC2: PhoenixMelior don't go into it
Mr_Horrible: a surprisingly clean ceiling tbh
Khyrberos: Bird girls, the other white meat
PhoenixMelior: Txc2 i never do
Dog_of_Myth: Biblically accurate birb
maclenrac: That's where I left that slice of pizza
JmadReugimal: hard to get the ceiling dirty ngl
Kelderan: Clean ceiling? I don't see anyone licking it. Dubious claim.
GamerCat88: put a birb on it
emilevitt:
wait its been a while since i looked up 
whitehot0107: Simic mages have opinions about bird-people being accepted on every plane, but crab-lizard-spiders aren't
harrybuthol:
I have a great urge to jump in and sleeve the deck for Benjamin.. I can't stand an unsleeved deck
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Pursuer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [2/4] | Double strike / Prowess / Whenever a creature an opponent controls with power or toughness 1 or less blocks, Tetsuko Umezawa deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
JinaMahavira: What if it's a Moth the size of a softball
@LRRbot: Loyal Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
@Drag00nSt0rm: I need me one of those
@B__C__: I feel like someone will make some money on Kalshi over that.
@LRRbot: Cruel Calculations [2U] | Sorcery | Draw X cards, where X is the number of cards that were put into target player's graveyard from their library this turn.
@LRRbot: Karn, Gilded Guardian [{2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem [5/5] | Vigilance, trample / When Karn enters, draw a card for each color among other artifacts you control.
@B__C__: I feel like Wheeler was throwing some Shade there.
@B__C__: He's like the Oval Office now!
@woocls4973: He's power ranger's goldar
@LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorle…
@Drag00nSt0rm: bird!
@LRRbot: Lyra, Archangel of Dawn [2W] | Legendary Creature — Angel Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Angel you control.
@B__C__: Birds aren't real.
@Drag00nSt0rm: You take that back
@guffers2002: true
@B__C__: Don't look up!
@evandenham3823: oh my god
@evandenham3823: insane levels of cheating
@jameswilson5038: it's pouring down rain outside do I really have to go look up
@evandenham3823: this is why we watch pprs
@B__C__: So what would your Echoverse versions be like?
@LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Pursuer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [2/4] | Double strike / Prowess / Whenever a creature an opponent controls with power or toughness 1 or less blocks, Tetsuko Umeza…
Sorator13: if you wake up and there's a bat in your room, go get a rabies shot!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: In the Echoverse her undercut is on the other side.
GredGredmansson: Bounty Hunter Tetsuko
ZestyFungus: How many Eva references this episode?
CAKHost: Like just in your bedroom? Must have left a window open
accountmadeforants: I mean one of my ceiling lights has a bird on it so it might still be a familiar ceiling.
SanSanBlue: Shia Lebouf
itsj0mi:
@Jon_CoffeeRobot
Mr_Horrible: they made her a narc I can't deal with it
GredGredmansson: punishes chumpblocks
iconicshadow89: i look up i see 1969 i look left i see my childhood i look right and see the heat death of the universe
maclenrac: Tetsuko!
GredGredmansson: i think Chandra, Tetsuko and Yargle are all reprint
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
GredGredmansson: you get 3 cards in a pack, two of which are the same pair
glitched_goddess: red Akroma too I think?
GredGredmansson: @glitched_goddess that's in the commander deck but yes
Mr_Horrible:
2 perfect designs from Dominaria, coincidence?
Khyrberos: @iconicshadow89 "look to your left: witness perfection! Look to your right: nothing means anything!"
jarnatan: Akroma Balls
TimeToFry: Wheeler, please
LRRbot: Hapatra, the Desert Frost [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/3] | When Hapatra enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Put a stun counter on each of those creatures. / {2}{U}: Untap target creature.
millenomi_Aura: feel your bones
fanofmosteverything9: Red Akroma is reprinted in the precon, yes.
GredGredmansson: oh right Snow Amonkhet
Jon_CoffeeRobot: okay ice desert is the stupidest thing Jace could think of
Bugberry: they made Lyra Blue and Avacyn Black!
maclenrac: Stunning
Diabore: @Bugberry ngl, avacyn looks good in black
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
GredGredmansson: Lorebit: Turns out without Bolas or Liliana's Demon Contracts, Razaketh just was able to take over the whole plane.
Bugberry: @Jon_CoffeeRobot you mean like Antarctica?
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
TXC2: point of Order: deserts get cold, espcially at night
fanofmosteverything9: Razaketh blotted out the sun.
CaptainTalon447: So how's the Amass Jace mechanic?
Khyrberos: @TXC2 Additional point of order: Antarctica is a desert
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Bugberry they don't build *pyramids* in *Antarctica* they build *research stations*
glitched_goddess: The opposite of a desert is a forest
PhoenixMelior: Also if you go north enough trees cant grow and everything is ice anyway, so its not inaccurate
TXC2: Khyrberos yeap
Khyrberos: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Give them time
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun Razaketh went unchecked and blotted out the sun, turning the plane cold
Vandristine: I mean still a desert
Sorator13: @CaptainTalon447 unsettling!
RatherLargeToad: Without Bolas someone decided to blot out the Sun
smurfomancer: Jace invented an AI and prompted it "draw me a picture of the world if the black death, the triangle trade, and WW2 never happened" and then tried to superimpose that picture on the real world.
GamerCat88: icy desert with research stations is perfect for John Carpenter's deck
LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'm getting desertposted right now
Diabore: 5 even
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
Shadowsoflife: It's the polar opposite
GalacticCyrus: not very Fourte of you, five damage dealt.
GredGredmansson: @smurfomancer ChatGuildpact
MMoritz: don't use AI to procedurally generate your universes people
dolphgrim: Have we talked about yargle's legs yet?
northos: @MMoritz well there go my weekend plans
TXC2:
smurfomancer your joke works, but I can't help but look at that and think it means Ghenghis Khan rules the world
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Would you like me to rewrite your Multiverse to be less aggressive?
LRRbot: Cryotheory Adept [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / {3}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
CaptainTalon447: I feel like Amass Jace is going to be pretty prevalent in Standard
jarnatan: Cryo me a theory
theonetman: With both Portals and Arabian Knights being a thing, do we think there's an echoverse version of Earth?
Diabore: its like drawing a card
Voidhawk42: Now taking bets how many years before we see "Empower Bolas" as a mechanic
accountmadeforants: Yarglegs
TheMightyGerg: THARGLE
GamerCat88: beefy Yargle
dagoth__ur_: big legs
CaptainTalon447: Wait isn't Bolas dead?
TheOneInquisitor: YARGLE, LEG DAY
PhoenixMelior: Ooh adam hasnt seen!
Diabore: echo yargle is built like a pixar mom
kilnfiendpotter: He has a LOT of asses
fanofmosteverything9: Leg day is March 9th, apparently.
ArtDecoSunburn: @smurfomancer It's like the trope where science fiction stories where someone time travels to kill Hitler or save JFK invariably leads to a dystopian authoritarian state and nuclear war.
TXC2: they gave him Chun li legs
RatherLargeToad:
I for one welcome our caked up frog overlords
SmashTCG: Every moment is leg day
GamerCat88: thighs sace lives
GredGredmansson: @CaptainTalon447 someone hasn't read Tarkir Dragonstorm
maclenrac: big glutes
Bugberry: !card Yargle
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accountmadeforants: Thanks Grimsby
Gimbal_Lock: +2
rosesmcgee: The watermelon crushing potential is massive
Vandristine: every watch the episode of Spongebob where Squidward eats the krabby patty?
fanofmosteverything9: (Or September 3rd, depending on your local date conventions.)
Jon_CoffeeRobot: man Kai Carpenter does such great full figure drawings
markekv: vibes
Set_El: Thighs are in now. Chun-Li: "Now?"
markekv: so much like me
LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: all their cards are just people in cool poses
Ritaspirithntr: oww my headphones wheeler!!
jarnatan: Blue yargle was selectively bred by the French to be almost entirely frog legs
ZestyFungus: It's like when squidward ate all the krabby patties
TimeToFry: @CaptainTalon447 Bolas broke free of the Meditation Realm in Tarkir Dragonstorm
TheMightyGerg: And he gains one life
LoadingReadyRun:
Echo Yargle should be called Gleyar
ArtDecoSunburn: @MMoritz Explains all the fingers in "Everything Everywhere All at Once."
Kezzig_: El Gray^^
LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
maclenrac: squat master
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun makes sense, the original human was named Yar-Kul in both timelines
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Nah, Yargleg
TXC2: Tea, Elgrey, Hot
CaptainTalon447: I keep saying this in the Discord but "person tries to fix the multiverse" never seems to end well
glitched_goddess: I love that emberling
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Remember, if you double the resistance, something else happens electrical engineering joke
@DesolateZombie: god damn it Cameron! no more NGE references!
@jameswilson5038: if you wake up and see a bird you have other problems
@Drag00nSt0rm: when has a bird ever been a problem
@jameswilson5038: if it's in your house and not in a cage
@LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
@evandenham3823: it has defender and vigilance
@Drag00nSt0rm: Sounds fake
@B__C__: @Drag00nSt0rm When one was pitching for the Detroit Tigers.
@B__C__: He was the word.
@Simriel: Cam will never stop making NGE references
@LRRbot: Hapatra, the Desert Frost [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/3] | When Hapatra enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Put a stun counter on each of th…
@jameswilson5038: okay I'm slow what is NGE
@LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
@jackgillespie4594: Needle Geegle Eegle
@LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorle…
@Drag00nSt0rm: NGE stands for new game eplus /j
@B__C__: @jameswilson5038 Not Gonna Engage.
@jameswilson5038: thanks still have no idea what that is
@B__C__: @jameswilson5038 Glad to help.... obscure.
@LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or pla…
@ryanchilton2424: Razaketh froze the suns or something, i think?
@jameswilson5038: that's what I figured who was some obscure reference
@LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
@jackgillespie4594: the actual answer is that it's neon genesis evangelion, a famous 90s anime
@fmazzuman: I thought Bolas made Amonket, so like, how did the echo one exist
@LRRbot: Cryotheory Adept [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Prowess / {3}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
@jackgillespie4594: @fmazzuman amonket existed, bolas just messed it up. this is the un-messed version i guess cause bolas doesnt exist in the echoverse
@Drag00nSt0rm: I think Bolas hijacked Amonkhet, but he didn't create everything himself
@B__C__: Need that sword equipment from New Capena that makes your planeswalkers into creatures with P/T = to Loyalty.
@jameswilson5038: I thought he hijacked it and made himself out to be the prophesied god
@LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
@B__C__: Chandra gets all of the best pets.
Mr_Horrible: never didn't have it
LRRbot: Vindictive Triumph [WBB] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, return it to the battlefield tapped under your control. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
markekv: wheeler is really good at magic
LoadingReadyRun: @CaptainTalon447 don't be silly. *this time* it will definitely work!
PhoenixMelior: Wow wheeler has like 12 removals
lordericter: uh oh
CaptainTalon447: Every time someone tries to "fix" the multiverse it ends up being broken harder
glitched_goddess: fixing universes is the same reason we have a zillion programming languages
maclenrac: never didn't have it
fanofmosteverything9: Haste kills Jaste
Alyssa_Swift: For a brief moment, Wheeler became a Yugioh player
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
GredGredmansson: oh right nosy cop Saheeli
nymistrya: @glitched_goddess Echoverse, Echoverse++, Echoverse#
jarnatan: @LoadingReadyRun If at first you don't succeed, rewrite history and try for the first time, again
doubleforte: spot on
GedankenPalast_:
JmadReugimal: Literacy crisis
itsj0mi:
Bugberry: @captaintalon447 who was the last character to try that?
Sorator13:
dagoth__ur_: hes just like us frfr
Veshnikard: best impression yet
Sorator13: uncalled for
TalpTheScot: its like we were in the room
FeelingDreepy:
Sorator13:
Tom_Bruise: Inside each of us there a two wolves; one of them is twitch chat
HLampert: that is truee
TalpTheScot: im sorry, i never apologise
doubleforte: chat yelling about flashback earlier
LRRMTG_Judge: echoverse_Final Echoverse_FinalFinal Echoverse_FinalForReal...
CaptainTalon447:
@Bugberry Strange Supreme in What If
itsj0mi: such an immersive stream
accountmadeforants: @CaptainTalon447 The Mending mostly went well until Bolas got all pissy about losing his godlike powers.
LRRbot: Ajani's Anguish [XR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it deals X damage to any target. / Creatures you control have trample.
markekv: wheeler when he makes a mistake: "what am I? A tbunch of chatters?"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot if you see me apologising, shoot them, they're a clone
TXC2: nymistrya sadly I'm only trained in VisualEchoverse
ArabescaDGuerra: @LRRMTG_Judge +2
spethycakes: I feel like the Adam/Wheeler combo is the most aggressive to chat pairing in LRR
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GredGredmansson: that's a great card
dagoth__ur_: wow that card is cracked
BrowneePointz: also fun fact, Echo Yargle is from Otaria instead of Urborg
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Ajani's Big Bang
TheMightyGerg: And he gains 1 life
fanofmosteverything9: And he gains one life.
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CaptainTalon447: yay
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LRRbot: Awaken the Inferno [4R] | Sorcery | Awaken the Inferno deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. / Basic landcycling {2}
MMoritz: doesn't he gain 1 life here
Tom_Bruise: and don't forget; he gains 1 life
doubleforte: twins!
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
GredGredmansson: "and discard a card"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Tapped Me
Omthebox: I guess these two decks got most of the removal
TXC2: that movie is almost 30 years old, this is not ok
harrybuthol: !card Fatehold Chronogynecologist
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
PhoenixMelior: Very mindful
TXC2: how dare time do it's thing
GredGredmansson: @Omthebox sealed, not draft
TimeToFry: Echo Divination is pretty good
LRRbot: Teyo, Diamondblade Mage [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/1] | Flash / When Teyo enters, target permanent you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature. Put a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
TheMightyGerg: Sounded like he said "I Cast "AWAY DOUBT!""
Mr_Horrible: teeeeeeeeyoo
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahaha
doubleforte: open the schools
TheMightyGerg: It has flash, WHAT
PhoenixMelior: Wheeler hasnt read any of these cards! (Relatable)
Omthebox: @GredGredmansson yes? It is?
markekv: reading is ahrd
CaptainTalon447:
Cast Away Doubt the "Jace throws away all his common sense" card
fanofmosteverything9: Playing with the cards for the first time, folks.
TXC2: reading is for blockers
EvilBadman: Someone check if Maria from GLHF is inhabiting wheeler
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Every Magic player ignores keywords before reading rulestext
JmadReugimal: Literacy crisis
TheMightyGerg: ALAN
maclenrac: main phase flash
Terminal423: Being able to put Deathtouch on a Planeswalker is interesting
LRRMTG_Judge: red deck?
LowUpsideCJ: I’ve always said that
accountmadeforants: Or card art-based vision
TheMightyGerg: Wheeler just admitted to invading Sam Neil's Dreams
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glitched_goddess: like rednecks can afford a lotus
LazyGogma: Gristly Bears...
Mr_Horrible: so the spectrum is "Redneck <-> Cowboy"?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: they should printing Flash in the mana value like they started printing Reach at the start
PhoenixMelior: If it doesnt win the game in three turns or less wheeler isn't interested
Kentosaurus: as Richard Garfield intended
TimeToFry: The little bird who could
d0flo: i somehow experience physical pain in watching wheeler shuffling unsleeved cards lol
GamerCat88: bird angel
MMoritz: or like the little graveyard icon in whatever set it was
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Limited: "Hey they won't remove your 2 drop flier and it will do 10 damage"
markekv: @PhoenixMelior hey, the man played white-x ruin your evening, he can take way longer than 3 turns
fanofmosteverything9: @MMoritz Odyssey Block.
ThankYouUro: Steps of Casting a Spell; 1: Put it on the stack. 2: Figure out what it does
westerfarmer: @Terminal423 Deathtouch is only if it's a creature, loyalty for planeswalkers. Though it would be fun
accountmadeforants: "Yes I'm dying, but it's such bad value!"
TheMightyGerg: Piranha fly won me SO many games of limited Duskmourne
MMoritz: yes, odyssey block
PhoenixMelior: @markekv yeah you right
CaptainTalon447: What would be your guys reason for wanting to break the multiverse?
MMoritz: thank you
doubleforte: here we are.
TheMightyGerg: Fancy meeting you here
@LRRbot: Vindictive Triumph [WBB] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, return it to the battlefield tapped under your control. Exile it at the begin…
@jameswilson5038: thighs are in now. reminds me of that skit where Adam had to crush all the fruit with his thighs
@B__C__: He miracled out his swamp
@Drag00nSt0rm: Tech to keep in mind if it's in your seale pool next week
@LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
@Drag00nSt0rm: Indistinguishable
@LRRbot: Ajani's Anguish [XR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it deals X damage to any target. / Creatures you control have trample.
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@LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 c…
@loadingreadyrun: Hey youtube folks! I'm not that familiar with YT streaming, is youtube auto-generating a vertical version of the stream by cropping the centre of the frame?
@LRRbot: Awaken the Inferno [4R] | Sorcery | Awaken the Inferno deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. / Basic la…
@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
@loadingreadyrun: auto-generating a vertical stream might be useful, but it doesn't seem like a good idea for this stream 😛
@LRRbot: Teyo, Diamondblade Mage [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/1] | Flash / When Teyo enters, target permanent you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's …
@Drag00nSt0rm: Nothing seems oddly cropped to me (mobile)
@Fangren: @loadingreadyrun doesn't seem to be on my end
@IronLucario2012: I don't see a vertical version
@pyredynasty: It only does this if you come across it from the shorts feed.
@Tnaden: Flash?! aaaa-aaaah
@B__C__: Looks fine on desktop.
@B__C__: Bird aren't real.
@Tnaden: That one bird was too real
cheshire_creeper: here we are, indeed
Omthebox: Hi cameron, you dont need to say anything.
doubleforte: thank you for having us
Jon_CoffeeRobot: there's really a lot to be said about playing creatures that aren't good enough for your opponent to evaluate as "good enough to remove"
TimeToFry: @CaptainTalon447 The 40 hour work week
PhoenixMelior: I'm okay. It's Friday.
kumatsu: Born to be kings, we're the Princes of the Echoverse
CaptainTalon447: And keep in mind it has to be the dumbest reason to break the multiverse
ThankYouUro: Thanks for having us, its great to be here
dolphgrim: Still thinking about those gams ...
TheMightyGerg: Saw 1 of 9
accountmadeforants: We're all also resolving mulligans
ElektroTal: i need an alpha healing salve for the new orzhov niv mizzet
spethycakes: Today I am present & accounted for
TheMightyGerg: Editor Nelly coming through
TheMightyGerg: In real time
PhoenixMelior: No BDG keeps Um, Actually honest
LowUpsideCJ: get the di spray bottle
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Cameron, I really appreciate you reliably showing up to PPRs despite not being one of these "I play Magic for a living" power gamers, you represent The People
smurfomancer: @CaptainTalon447 To stop everyone who thinks permanent daylight savings time is a good idea.
CaptainTalon447: 67
EvilBadman: I also love this guard's wife
Terminal423: @westerfarmer The card does say "target permanent you control gains deathtouch". There are planeswalkers that can deal damage.
PhoenixMelior: One of them tells the truth, one of them always tells a joke
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
DAC169: I'd be quite concerned if my cards were talking to me
LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
TheMightyGerg: And he gains 2 life
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I love the rhino in this art going "wait no"
pipshardfour: I missed the end who won the last game?
sallomon33: they've seeded a LOT of modal cards for star Trek
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
EvilBadman: @pipshardfour Wheeler, he needs a pip
TXC2: pipshardfour seems like Ben won
raulghoulia: yea with Star Trek the modal cards are now called Dilemmas
PhoenixMelior: Who is ben, i only see wheeler
ElektroTal: wait, what is adam's deck name
CypherRaze: I love how Adam always has a deck named "John Carpenter's X"
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior Good joke chatter
westerfarmer: @Terminal423 Sorry you're right, I did read it wrong
TheMightyGerg: @PhoenixMelior No he B. Wheeler
PhoenixMelior: Thanks Peej
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
CaptainTalon447: You need to Amass more Jace
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Adam's deck name is making me want to see a fully produced Who Wants to be a Millionaire TTC but with MTG questions
TXC2: it's clearly there chat Beniumin Wheeler
Busttino: @EvilBadman I understood that reference
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BrowneePointz: @elektrotal running gag from the last year’s worth of pprs. maybe longer
evethernet: what's wheeler's deck name referencing? like beyond having the Lyra pair
accountmadeforants: @CaptainTalon447 To make it so our breathing hole is separate from our eating and drinking hole. (And because I'm not specific enough about the rest we now all have cloacas.)
LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
LRRbot: Divining Duelist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature. / • Draw a card, then discard a card.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it has flash!
BrowneePointz: Liar Liar @evethernet I think
TXC2: evethernet Lair lair, pants on fire
Pharmacistjudge: John Carpenter is the guy who first won millionaire and used the phone a friend to tell his dad he was going to win.
BrowneePointz: oh the splinter twin card
BrowneePointz: Wheeler is gonna luck into splinter twin on a draft isn’t he
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
fanofmosteverything9: Discard this card. I can't Cast Away Doubt.
TheMightyGerg: BLAH BLEH
LRRbot: Awaken the Inferno [4R] | Sorcery | Awaken the Inferno deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. / Basic landcycling {2}
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Pharmacistjudge I love that clip, that guy won a million and did it in the most style that there's ever been
jarnatan: You're telling me a powerpuff girl blessed this angel?
accountmadeforants: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlblossombless
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who is Blossom and how did she bless Angel?
Yareb: Wheeler should've taken damage from the Oculus, no?
TXC2: that guy's name was John Carpenter? like the Director
raulghoulia: different John Carpenter
Kentosaurus: I remember that clip
fanofmosteverything9: @Yareb He was at 22.
maclenrac: Colourless goes in any deck
Yareb: You're true
aerohydra: i met him, he came to my class in 5th grade
Dog_of_Myth:
PhoenixMelior: WO
TheMightyGerg: HELIOD
TimeToFry: Oh my god
PhoenixMelior: And i mean WOW
TXC2: ADAM!
CaptainTalon447: Is it ever worth it to go for the million in Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
sallomon33:
kilnfiendpotter: Also, amazing wedding caterer
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Ben 3:16
BrowneePointz: @timetofry yea that’s what he said
emilevitt:
noSmokeFire: me, I'm an old fan of the huge testament
CypherRaze: LOL
Brawler65: how did the john carpenter bit start with adam's deck name start?
TXC2: we went over this one Wensday!
GamerCat88: and that how you know Adam is baptized
LowUpsideCJ: same initials too. but only one of them made Halloween
kilnfiendpotter: You should see his bread and fish plate
dagoth__ur_: they got fire tornados and shit in the old testament
spethycakes: the O.Jesus
GamerCat88: calls via burning bush
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 50:50, approved by King Solomon
baneless27: " son i can not give you the answer "
LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
TheMightyGerg: Robot Chicken-style ding, and he's back
Derekwillis: The worst part is having to wait 3 days to continue filming the episode.
ZestyFungus: That one got me, lmaoo
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: @brawler65 I THINK it was a couple years ago where it just started as “John Carpenter’s the X” but I’d have to scrub through vods to look
RustZenith: Get back on thr tracks! Lol
@B__C__: @Tnaden He was the 'word.'
@son-kal-el-kent: Wheeler rawdogging his PPR deck definitely checks out
@Tnaden: That shuffle hurts
@loadingreadyrun: @pyredynasty so you can see a auto-generated stream in shorts?
@B__C__: Do you think his Echoverse version would do that to cards?
@jameswilson5038: wheeler does it old school style. it's one of the things that has been lost. that's soothing sound of card shuffling without sleeves
@LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
@LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
@pyredynasty: Yeah if you're scrolling through the shorts feed it goes to Livestreams sometimes and it crops it weirdly
@LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
@jameswilson5038: yeah in the echo versus he would probably use sleeves
@LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
@LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
@LRRbot: Divining Duelist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature. / • Draw a card, then discard a card.
@LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 c…
@Tnaden: props
@LRRbot: Awaken the Inferno [4R] | Sorcery | Awaken the Inferno deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature you control. / Basic la…
@SmithKurosaki: @pyredynasty Yea beacuse the live is horizontal, not vert
@LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or pla…
@Tnaden: CHANGE OF TOPIC real quick
@LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorle…
fanofmosteverything9: I've heard that the bird is, in fact, the word.
jarnatan: John Carpenter of Mars, right?
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Pursuer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [2/4] | Double strike / Prowess / Whenever a creature an opponent controls with power or toughness 1 or less blocks, Tetsuko Umezawa deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
TXC2: what if Jesus in the garden of Gethsemane was just him asking God triva questions?
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Clearcutter [R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Werner Herzog: I would like to see the bird
maclenrac: lumberjack elf
fanofmosteverything9: Lumberjelf
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 more like Jesus in the Garden of Get some help on this question amirite?
Kentosaurus: lol
BrowneePointz: the Diptych art on this is great
CrossXhunteR: but look at the progress she's already made in the background
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
emilevitt: damn i didnt realize it was a plank, i thought she was on a hoverboard cutting down trees
nitrodog96: @TXC2 "hey God, who's the only actor who will ever have every film in their filmography nominated for Best Picture?" "hmm, good one... John Cazale, right?" "dang, got me again"
Jon_CoffeeRobot: has anyone watched Coyote vs ACME? Recommended?
emilevitt:
fanofmosteverything9: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Highly!
TheMightyGerg: And he gains 1 life'
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
Verrain2: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Yep. Very good.
LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot:
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accountmadeforants: Marwyn just learned about how leaving a bunch of trees growing unchecked can be bad under some circumstances and went way too far
Jon_CoffeeRobot: glad to hear
BrowneePointz: Coyote vs acme is very good and VERY pertinent
drholmestuck: tetsuko TWOmezawa
TXC2: nitrodog96 great pull there
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Shall add it to my list
nitrodog96: @BrowneePointz meep meep
TheMightyGerg: And he gains 1 life
Vandristine: adam also gets pinged from extended idk if i missed it
TrivialEncounters: Woah woah woah this doesn't look like Pendragon MTG
LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
fanofmosteverything9: Theorannex
Jon_CoffeeRobot: It has banishinglight rulestext
maclenrac: Try not to die
hd_dabnado: They call him the drink
LRRbot: Ajani Unrelenting [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [5] | Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. / +1: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. / −2: Discard your hand, then draw a card for each creature you control. / −3: Ajani deals 4 damage to each creature except for tokens you control.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Hot Cat! Meow!
Purestorm_: Big firecat!
CaptainTalon447:
jarnatan: Ajony!
Pharmacistjudge: Ajony!
maclenrac: NIce
fanofmosteverything9: Spicy Ajani
GedankenPalast_: MEOW!
Sage0fMadness: Al Johnny
emilevitt: madjani!
Alyssa_Swift: Ajony
CaptainTalon447: Wrong Ajani!
TheMightyGerg: Call Al Johnny for all your used Fireball needs!
ArabescaDGuerra: Pikachu!
maclenrac: Fire Kitty
LowUpsideCJ: John E. Nacatl
CaptainTalon447: He's supposed to be life gain
CrossXhunteR: and haste
chaos5896: anyone think they should've given that Ajani B/R identity
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge is that static for JUST this planeswalker, or ANY planeswalker?
Mr_Horrible: I recently watched Wheeler win a game at 1, so it's not unheard of
itsj0mi: still avice POGGERS
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Judge my opponent called Poggers
fanofmosteverything9: @TXC2 Any.
LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
TXC2: Game 3!
Mr_Horrible: that Jace in the background "mmm, yummy ship"
Tom_Bruise: calculating... calculating...
TheMightyGerg: Your go
TXC2: fanofmosteverything9 hot damn
TimeToFry: Oh yeah
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 It triggers off of any loyalty ability you activate, not just Ajani's loyalty abilities - Natedogg
Kentosaurus: marble race would go hard
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 That static will apply to loyalty abilities of any planeswalker controlled by Ajani's controller - BlackRose
PhoenixMelior: Ooh, marble stream?
LRRMTG_Judge: it says "a loyalty ability" so any loyalty ability counts.
LRRbot:
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spethycakes: Yes, please
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Cameron inventing pachinko
Bugberry: @TXC2 it’s triggered, not static ability.
CrossXhunteR: will the marbles portion of the stream be before or after the coin flipping tournament?
GamerCat88: marble racing
LowUpsideCJ: ah I thought we were just making nail boards
TheMightyGerg: Tinker Tailor episode, make a marble race
TXC2:
LRRMTG_Judge thank you
DAC169: Marbles on Stream
Mr_Horrible: Cameron playing pachinko in the background of the next Midnight Mahjong stream
Kentosaurus: I want coin flipping so bad
maclenrac: Tiddly wink break
LRRMTG_Judge:
so if a creature or artifact gets a loyalty ability...it counts.
radioshackraider: Marbles, tiddlywinks, conkers
NewtyNewts: 'Higher or Lower' contest
LRRMTG_Judge: Casino War unironically exists in Vegas now- Pywo
jarnatan: Krark says no
Jon_CoffeeRobot: *glances over at Krark
baneless27: do you practice a lot ben?
JinaMahavira: Flipping for twenties
CrossXhunteR: ulmer injured himself flipping a coin once, right?
LRRMTG_Judge: Yes and.
TXC2: Bugberry "static" in that is always there, not need to be activated like a normal planeswalker ablity, is what I meant
iconicshadow89: hubris would disagree Wheeler
Sorator13: I was going to say Beej, but he only flips vaseline
Jon_CoffeeRobot: there was a clip in a recent comp of Ben doing VERY badly at flipping
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: style points need to count for something
Appleguard: Q: will there be a FNPF for the new precon? another archenemy game, perhaps?
dolphgrim: Have you seen ulmer flip a coin? 😉
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Ben is a former Pokemon TCG Grinder. he was forged to have good coin flip form
Pharmacistjudge: We are working off Banana Ball rules.
TimeToFry: Oh my god
@LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Pursuer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [2/4] | Double strike / Prowess / Whenever a creature an opponent controls with power or toughness 1 or less blocks, Tetsuko Umeza…
@B__C__: Peanuts are neither peas nor nuts. Discuss!
@LRRbot: Marwyn, the Clearcutter [R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
@LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
@LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
@Tnaden: Bird jesus has returned
@LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
@LRRbot: Ajani Unrelenting [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [5] | Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. / +1: Creatures you control g…
@LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@LRRbot:
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@Tnaden: Someone lost all their marbles and they ended up here
@B__C__: Marbles will be the next set mechanic.
@Revolver_Rossalot: Marble's Snap?
@jameswilson5038: it would be interesting to see you have a Jack's tournament
Jon_CoffeeRobot: banger
Stardackk: dumbledor ass moment
maclenrac: Dumbledorf adds points
LRRMTG_Judge:
Thank god we got rid of match slips.
GamerCat88: ohh Banana Ball rules very good
drholmestuck: i went 0-0-3 in a standard tournament and tried to claim undefeated. technically i had no match losses. it didn't work
MWGNZ: i had a 48% in english upgraded to 49%
Sorator13: actually, very much No shoutouts to Dewey. That man had some AWFUL views.
noSmokeFire: we absolutely do not have to hand it to Dewey, unfortunately
doubleforte: hahaha
Greyah: Dewey Decimal? Boy, Dewey ever!
radioshackraider: I thought Dewey got hisbeach house from his years of tireless work on hit sitcom Malcolm in the MIddle
drewm1022: Is that an alarm for when there's a banger alert?
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Dog_of_Myth:
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, Dewey as a person was all sorts of Yikes
ElektroTal: the way i just choke laughed, cam
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @maclenrac After watching Tom Scotts' video on tiddlewinks this week, I would love to see it
GedankenPalast_: *bomb buster bomb explodes*
TheFakeRibombee: Where's that Dril tweet
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Clearcutter [R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Dewey, more like Ew-y
Jon_CoffeeRobot: She's dead, Cam
ArtDecoSunburn: As a professor, when I graded, I used to joke about just rolling a D100.
PhlibbertyGib: Cue laughing children.wav
BrowneePointz: Also I love that Malcom in the Middle Dewey retired
LRRbot: Extrapolate the Impossible [1B] | Sorcery | You may reveal exactly two cards you own with different names from outside the game. An opponent chooses one of them. You put that card into your hand.
ZestyFungus: Was waiting for the start your engines noise
fanofmosteverything9: Heck yeah.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: shows Mox Pearl and Mox Emerald
BrowneePointz: Wish Ungiven
maclenrac: Reveal!
TruPhantomAngel: it’s reminds me I could have had honors when I graduated college, but one of my professors put the wrong grade in. I just…didn’t care at that point.
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn my dad joked about grading on the "stair system". Take everyone's papers, and throw them down the stairs. The ones that land on the first step get an A, next step gets a B, etc.
Paranundrox: they need a checkbox on the Companion submittal for "but close"
TXC2: what are the odds that Dewey stole the system just like Morse did ?
Pharmacistjudge: from the wikipedia from Dewey, "Although Dewey's contributions to the modern library are widely recognized, his legacy is marred by his sexual harassment of female colleagues, as well as his racism and antisemitism."
glitched_goddess: based on what the early European scientists were like, we probably should cancel dewey lol
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
Sorator13: @TXC2 oh no, he made it himself. You can tell by how he gave like 8 different numbers for subsets of books about different parts of Christianity and one to all other religions.
LRRbot: Surveillance Phantasm [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [2/3] | Defender, flying, vigilance / As long as you've scried or surveilled this turn, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {3}{U}: Surveil 1.
ElektroTal: comin' out of my booth and i am feeling just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 We always brought that out the first week of classes. It's quintessential professorial "dad joke.". I like your father already.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's only fair we also get a Huey and Lewie system
WrightJustice: jird
Neesee: jird
Appleguard: love the jird
BeefcakeEmperor:
I felt that ‘no’
TXC2: Sorator13 ah, of course he did
fanofmosteverything9: Love jirdwatching.
deathofspam: Cloaca Jace!
Tom_Bruise: get outta here, flock jace
Purestorm_: Of Jace's many crimes, Bird Jace is pretty far up there
Jon_CoffeeRobot: you can have the "not the card you should have been playing"
Pharmacistjudge: gestures vaguely
LRRbot: Konstrari Improviser // Soul Tether | Konstrari Improviser [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Soul Tether [2{R/G}] | Sorcery | Create a Heartwood token.
ignitionpoint: ms bumbleflower players go to super hell
maclenrac: You only truely live within the game
CrossXhunteR: i love when adam gets surprised by cards
ThankYouUro: Gavin!
LRRbot: Lyra, Tolarian Archangel [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you've drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature token with flying. / {3}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, whenever Lyra deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Other half of Lyra spotted
Sorator13: I continue to adore Adam's reactions to modern magic cards
GamerCat88:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 Sometimes I would bring my giant brass hundred sided die to class and offer to demonstrate my "grading process."
Purestorm_: Nerd Lyra!
Kaerose: @Sorator13 adam is the best for that
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Wheeler saw 'Tolarian' in the card name and slammed it
fanofmosteverything9: Resplendent Angel: Blue Edition.
glitched_goddess: number munchers pog
Khalstrom: Hell yeah Number Munchers
NewtyNewts: Uh, yeah, LRR, we're gonna need a Math Blaster stream for Adam's professional development
Bugberry: Resplendent Arcangel but blue
ArabescaDGuerra: CTS Kahoot stream?
maclenrac: Sad angels
Sorator13:
@Kaerose it's partly because I have the same reactions sometimes
fanofmosteverything9: Also, Adam's bear is prepared.
maclenrac: They're blue
Bugberry: !card Resplendent Arcangel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
tinaun: life is unfair....
pipshardfour: prepare the bear
Mr_Horrible: "The only Fair around here was back in July, deal with it"
BrowneePointz: there’s two forms of Group Hug. Group Hug(kind hearted) and Group Hug(Secret B*stard) @ignitionpoint
TXC2: Adam playes Education games would be a banger stream
Flamennight: !card resplendent angel
LRRbot: Resplendent Angel [1WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 5 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance. / {3}{W}{W}{W}: Until end of turn, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink.
Tom_Bruise: Thank you, Magic Schoolbus Lyra
Omthebox: Adam is tall
personguy101: if that was an og printing it would be like 5 mana
BrowneePointz: ye she’s the Headmistress at Tolaria in the Echoverse iirc
rosesmcgee: I think electing Jace to the position of God was a mistake. There I said it.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Chat is asking to place a tiny scroll marker on the Red/Green card
Pharmacistjudge: considering Radiant's personality in the weatherlight saga, that's a dangerous thing to call someone
Jon_CoffeeRobot: They would enjoy seeing the scroll.
Sorator13: @TXC2 "Adam plays games for babies who want to learn"
Tom_Bruise: @rosesmcgee well yeah, he changed every dog's life for the worse
Bruceski: @TXC2 pretty sure they've done that, might not have been Adam
Mr_Horrible:
wow, pushing Rayne out of a job? Not very woke of you, Lyra
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jon_CoffeeRobot There's some speculation Huey, Lewie, and Dewey reference real 1930s political figures: John L. Lewis, Huey Long, and Thomas Dewey.
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
TXC2: and Jon Finkle was 5 of those people
@pyredynasty: Penny pitching
@B__C__: There's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't flip coins!
@jameswilson5038: spending a quarter and having to stop it with your one finger
@porquemaria: Don't ask Dewey about his opinions on blacks and Jewish people
@LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
@B__C__: You need a GPS library app.
@LRRbot: Marwyn, the Clearcutter [R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
@LRRbot: Extrapolate the Impossible [1B] | Sorcery | You may reveal exactly two cards you own with different names from outside the game. An opponent chooses one of them. You put that card into your hand.
@charlesscott4985: can extrapolate get basics?
@LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped w…
@LRRbot: Surveillance Phantasm [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [2/3] | Defender, flying, vigilance / As long as you've scried or surveilled this turn, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defende…
@connorthierstein9494: yo is that the Jird???
@LRRbot: Konstrari Improviser // Soul Tether | Konstrari Improviser [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Soul Tether [2{R/G}] | Sorcery | Create a Heartwood token.
@LRRbot: Lyra, Tolarian Archangel [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you've drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature …
@jameswilson5038: wasn't there an old Apple 2 game that you would play at school called math munchers or something like that
@Tnaden: Knowledge is radiance, life is not fair
@LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
fanofmosteverything9: Brian Kibler is 3 or 4 others.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @ArtDecoSunburn Libraries like a hurricane...
Bugberry: @ArtDecoSunburn not Huey Lewis and the Dews?
Verrain2: I prefer Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
chaos5896:
If Knowledge is Radiance, and Knowledge is Power, is Radiance also Power?
Mr_Horrible: "Okay, whatever, we'll go to Tam's Resistance. I just want to EAT."
LRRMTG_Judge:
Chat, when you are your local prerelease, do not slap your opponent's cards.
Omthebox: @LRRMTG_Judge can I slap my own cards
LRRbot: Vraska's Final Mercy [BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You lose 2 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • You lose 2 life. Empower Jace 6.
Tom_Bruise: don't tell me what to do
maclenrac: exceptable
BrowneePointz: big spoiler moment
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bugberry That would be a great house band for a music library.
shushu2539: "You may reveal exactly two cards.." how could you reveal two cards inexactibly?
CrossXhunteR: Luigi!
BrowneePointz: for chat
Grafikpapst : Slapping the card hurts the card?
Sorator13: remember when the PPR guest tore up one of cam's cards in from of him? I think about that a lot.
TXC2: can I slap my opponent?
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
Alyssa_Swift: OUR Jace, comrade
Mr_Horrible: would echoverse Don Pardo still be alive?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @shushu2539 it's a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch situation
Verrain2: That's right. Caress your opponents cards gently.
ArtDecoSunburn: @shushu2539 One card is from "Go Fish"?
LowUpsideCJ: it’s Jacepardy! today’s categories are Jace, Jace, Jace, Jace, aaaaand Jace
pipshardfour: Adam needs his creature to be prepared right?
Sorator13: @TXC2 I don't think kink clubs are typically in the Wizards Pro Network, but if they are, sure (with the usual caveats of consent, etc.)
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah that looks like a chump that can't block me" - that angel token
radioshackraider: I love it when Angels' have GIANT telescopes
LRRbot: Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Instant and sorcery spells you control have split second.
Sorator13: *wizards play network, rather
EvilBadman: Ral's BFG
jarnatan: is Samut JoJo posing
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Verrain2 I remember that window in Harvard Square. I do miss Car Talk.
ZestyFungus: The penjamin?
Mr_Horrible:
oh you don't get a choice this time, Wheeler
Verrain2: @ArtDecoSunburn Don't drive like my brother.
Mr_Horrible: good for him
TXC2: Sorator13 the ultimate form of kink play: Teaching your partner MtG
Appleguard: @jarnatan This version of Samut can use The World, so...
LRRMTG_Judge: @Omthebox That really depends how aggressively. What you need to consider is whether it could be intimidating/upsetting for people around you, and if the answer is yes then don't - BlackRose
maclenrac: Megaman angel
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @jarnatan can you imagine Araki guest art in a Secret Lair? The site would implode
ArtDecoSunburn: @radioshackraider Well, Biblically accurate angels have all those eyes . . .
TalpTheScot: @Jon_CoffeeRobot any different from normal?
LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TalpTheScot gottem
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 That's a hard no - BlackRose
Omthebox: @LRRMTG_Judge A little light slapping, as a treat. understood
BrowneePointz: Wait yea, this version of Samut has King Crimson. she’s a JoJo
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge fair!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
drawing cards in blue, what a hoop to jump through
ErrorCode404:
Mr_Horrible: "no thanks I already ate"
CypherRaze: Oops. Wheeler failed Judge Tower this time.
LowUpsideCJ: uuuuuuu
Tom_Bruise: ofcourse "unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe it, he's doing quite well at this stage of the game
fanofmosteverything9: "Judge, I've been a good boy all year."
CrossXhunteR: chat, don't get snippy with your judges at your LGSs. it won't make anything better
Appleguard: judge, I'm just a little guy
ErrorCode404: oh shes a wizard, nice
BrowneePointz: @talpthescot I’ve never gotten a secret lair. if they did a Hirohiko Araki secret lair I’d buy enough to have playsets of whatever cards
LRRbot: Plan for All Outcomes [3U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, the owner of up to one other target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Whenever you cast your first noncreature spell each turn, empower Jace 1.
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Bugberry: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether 3 on your opponent’s turn though?
lakewatchgaming: Been watching you guys litterally since ENN, only got into magic 3 months ago. Now I have 70,000 cards.
fanofmosteverything9: Gallia does go to Wheeler's graveyard. She's in the game now.
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz what card would be the DIO polaroid that Joseph makes at the beginning of Ch3
ErrorCode404: @Bugberry scroll rack YEP
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise All dogs go to Jace's created hell?
Chenderle: Whenever you draw your 3rd card, an angel gets its wings.
blackroseimmortal7: @lakewatchgaming average magic experience xD
blackroseimmortal7: (that's crazy tho fr)
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
TXC2: hello lakewatchgaming welcome
dolphgrim: Adam should call Riichi here to really throw Wheeler off his game.
Bugberry: @ErrorCode404 not in Standard or Limited.
dagoth__ur_: this angel is pretty sweet
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
ErrorCode404: @Bugberry oh, true
Mr_Horrible: the dastardly trick is that drawing 3 cards a turn often means you get the ability to draw 3 cards the next turn
Tom_Bruise: @ArtDecoSunburn well Yoshimaru's a stray in the echoverse and Mowu's in the realm beyond the realm of the living, so yeah kinda
TXC2: dolphgrim Wheeler would go into a cold sweat
T3223R3T: wheeler overcompensating that angel is not here
iBowl125: BDG's story brought me here!
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
Lord_Hosk: You get an angel?
iBowl125: Cool crossover
nitrodog96: @dolphgrim Ben plays an island and Adam calls "pon" and lays down two from his own hand and takes Ben's island tapped
lakewatchgaming: @blackroseimmortal7 Yeah, my girlfriend (who got me into this hobby btw) Has been complaining about all the cards.
maclenrac: Wheeeler making her work
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @dolphgrim If you play four lands of the same type you can call Kan and draw a card
Cuddly_Kitteh: @iBowl125 welcome on in!
Verrain2: OK, the blue Lyra and dozens of Sphinx's Approach. Don't even need any sphinxes just drawing and making angels.
WrightJustice:
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
@Tnaden: JUDGE
@B__C__: @jameswilson5038 Never got into Apple. I never have a bent paperclip handy to eject my hard media with.
@LRRbot: Vraska's Final Mercy [BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You lose 2 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • You lose 2 life. Empower Jace 6.
@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@keinushi: Been watching you guys litterally since ENN, only got into magic 3 months ago. Now I have 70,000 cards.
@Tnaden: wtf
@LRRbot: Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Instant and sorcery spells you control have split second.
@LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
@basilhunter8402: @keinushui that's like acquiring 1000 cards a day?
@LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped w…
@keinushi: @basilhunter8402 I bought a collection from estate sale hunters and bought out a resellers supply. Only spent 2k all in.
@LRRbot: Plan for All Outcomes [3U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, the owner of up to one other target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Wheneve…
@basilhunter8402: I think its funnier to think of you recieving 1000 cards every day
@LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
@LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
@LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
@Tnaden: Insane value out of the angel
@LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
@jameswilson5038: that Angels pretty badass
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
@Bugberry sure, getting a second angel token by your next upkeep is a little harder
dolphgrim: @TXC2 That's the way we like him 🤣
BrowneePointz: @jon_coffeerobot I don’t want a JoJo lair, I want an artist series Araki lair like Shinkawa or Junji Ito
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BrowneePointz that makes sense, I bet he'd have banger takes on MTG characters
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Will make the inevitable Universes Beyond of "Paw Patrol" really dark in the Echoverse, then.
LRRbot: Jace, Reality Sculptor [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | +1: Empower Jace X, where X is the number of Islands you control. / −3: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets −5/−0 until end of turn. / 0: Exile all but the bottom card of each opponent's library. Activate only if there are twenty-five or more loyalty counters among Jaces you control.
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
SmashTCG: thats not ajani
WrightJustice: Real Jace!
dagoth__ur_: a JACE!!!!
TXC2: Reality Stone!
SmashTCG: "real" jace
Purestorm_: Two Jaces?!
Mr_Horrible: "No touchy" - Jace, Reality Sculptor
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "btw if you attack me you don't"
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TXC2: as real as jace gets these days
Verrain2: Legally Distinct Jace.
Mr_Horrible: "Nuh uh! Force field!"
fanofmosteverything9: At least 15% Jace by volume.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: great third round
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
dolphgrim: So when they said there would be only one planeswalker in Standard sets...did they find a loophole?
Appleguard: oh, so that's why Echo Loot was kept in his cage
CypherRaze: Adam basically just cast a One Ring
maclenrac: Good games
ArtDecoSunburn: @Verrain2 Lace?
Appleguard: he hard counters that minus ability
BrowneePointz: @dolphgrim that’s out the window now with half in story sets now
Mr_Horrible: @dolphgrim I mean this feels like a fair flavor exception
DragonMZ: @ArtDecoSunburn Silksong?
TalpTheScot: nelson
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
Chenderle: lol
MajorFrostbyte: LOL
evethernet:
LRRbot: Lyra, Tolarian Archangel [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you've drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature token with flying. / {3}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, whenever Lyra deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards.
TimeToFry: Hachi machi
Verrain2: @ArtDecoSunburn No, that's frilly cloth you make handkerchiefs out of of.
LRRbot: Face Yourself [5RR] | Sorcery | For each creature target player controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, if you don't control a planeswalker, sacrifice this creature."
fanofmosteverything9: Ah it's actually Lyra Lyra Lyra.
Tom_Bruise: hot damn
Strebenherz: oh holy crap
Chenderle: lol
dolphgrim: @Mr_Horrible I didn't say it wasn't a fair loophole. 😉
JKBalch: woof
TimeToFry: Holy moly
TalpTheScot: thats disgusting
Bruceski: Jace yoyurself
ArtDecoSunburn: @Verrain2 (Laughs) And don't call me Shirley!
Mr_Horrible: sick deck
maclenrac: Boof
Vilun: but do they know your parents?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
ya, that's fine, I guess
Wiliart: Brother... eeww
Chenderle: Mega treason
rosesmcgee: Stop stop, he's already dead
spethycakes: A little
Jon_CoffeeRobot: that's cool
BrowneePointz: the “one walker a set” era is being phased out kinda cuz of half sets being in universe and half UB now
Strebenherz: seven mana beatdown after they full swing
Mr_Horrible: Tetsuko is always solid in limited, yeah
whitehot0107: If opponent has a creature that empowers jace when it enters, it keeps itself alive
Bleeding_Edge: which card?
Verrain2:
@ArtDecoSunburn
TimeToFry: Can we get that card on the reader again?
Bugberry: !card tetsuko fugitive
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
radioshackraider: You know what's really fun with Tetsuko? Defenders that can attack
CypherRaze: That was a great match.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ruined
whitehot0107: @Bleeding_Edge !card face yourself
pipshardfour: shots fired
Bleeding_Edge: thanks all
LRRMTG_Judge: Just gonna point out Face Yourself is "target player" so if you have the better creatures then you can copy your own board! - BlackRose
Mr_Bitterness: Wizards have gotten real good at most limited environments
Jon_CoffeeRobot: not like old Magic where there were traps where they literally made cards bad
maclenrac: Honourary Ninja
measurenull: *coughs* ixalan
WrightJustice: Maybe 15 years ago now?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a 2/2 for TWO? sign me up
Viewers_Like_You: "Guess I'm playing a 3 mana 2/1 with flavour text to fill out my curve!"
Strebenherz: m11 hell yeah
Tom_Bruise: The worst card ever was the cream of the crop back in the day
TXC2: I remember when Vanilla 2/2s for 2 where common
Strebenherz: LOOK i would kill for a tranquility in standard now
Jon_CoffeeRobot: whereas all cards are just "good in the right deck"
ContingentCat: Nice to see the wizards who make MTG learning and getting better
lordericter: but that was the fun of a core set, sometimes you just got layup wins at your lgs cuz two people got ass sealed pools
fanofmosteverything9: Limited's real good right now.
Bugberry: @Tom_Bruise ironically not Cream of the Crop from Lorwyn
Dr_fragenstien: it'll look like a real deck
Bugberry: there’s still opportunity cost to consider even without downsides.
Lord_Hosk: coming back from not playing since 2017 to 2025 and I was looking at my sealed pool like "include include include include... ok... I have 85 playable cards."
Chenderle: I love when my cards eat each other and kill me
SmashTCG: to this day, Kemba is rooted in my mind as "this card rocks"
A_Dub888: tee hee doo doo
Appleguard: IMO, commander focused cards should have more downsides. I like building to make the downside work for me
SmashTCG: the 3 man 2/4 with an equipment synergy
Jon_CoffeeRobot: people need to be reminded that this is a GAME where you are supposed to be able to have FUN
ContingentCat: Hi Nelly
radioshackraider: The downside is that when you do get a bad sealed pool now, it's especially crushing
TimeToFry:
ArtDecoSunburn: @Chenderle Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Micalovits: Or "Gavin?!?"
pipshardfour:
what a good conversation
maclenrac: Hashbrown sponsored
@LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 c…
@smlvalentine: someone please tell Adam he's doing God's work
@LRRbot: Jace, Reality Sculptor [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | +1: Empower Jace X, where X is the number of Islands you control. / −3: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a p…
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@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@Tnaden: Wow rude
@smlvalentine: that. was. cold background viewers
@LRRbot: Lyra, Tolarian Archangel [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you've drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature …
@JackTripper-rs2pj: "it doesnt matter now" -Tremendous Nelson quote
@jameswilson5038: twin vision is putting in work
@LRRbot: Face Yourself [5RR] | Sorcery | For each creature target player controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, if you don't contro…
@B__C__: When I first got into Magic the cards were stone tablets.
measurenull: one of those sets of hands is most definitely choking gavin
Mr_Horrible: look, I won't brook slander of Gravelgill Axeshark, that guy traded *twice*
Tom_Bruise: @Bugberry I did not know this card existed when I typed that and wow is the cream of the crop a waste of a cardslot
doubleforte: she's got a GREAT ORB
Mr_Horrible: incredible
Chenderle: lol
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh I'm dying
gualdhar: Adam can take ours, just give it to him
emilevitt:
maclenrac: He's going Jace
nitrodog96: She's got a GREAT ORB! And your Pippin's all the way up it!
ContingentCat:
lrrCAMERON\
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Two guests enter! One guest leaves!
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Phantasmal Spheres!
LowUpsideCJ: well timed g laugh
doubleforte: that's me!
Mr_Horrible: Graham's giggle perfectly reacting to the live segment that threw to him
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wait, to whose death?
Strebenherz: time to nort some cards!
maclenrac: Crack!
TXC2: SarkhanGluedBackTogether yes
Busttino: BRIAN WOOO
ArtDecoSunburn: @nitrodog96 I didn't remember that from the musical "Pippin."
Strebenherz: EVERY TIME GAVIN
Shankx88:
Greetings from germany
TheWriterAleph: castaway doubt?
TXC2: hello Shankx88 welcome
fanofmosteverything9: The Beekeeper is all that remains.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: that's how we got 2winz
Jon_CoffeeRobot: (squared)
Appleguard: that video is cinema
Bugberry: there was a card like that in Aetherdrift
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ContingentCat: is that what the kids call it now?
A_Dub888: Hort a Boy
A_Dub888:
TXC2: divining the future with plants ?
spethycakes: time-related, I think
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Oh I need this guy
fanofmosteverything9: Mance a Hort
thanzo: a haughty horter
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he's a Trelasarra without Scry
Mr_Horrible: Leif Magickkson
nitrodog96: Flavor text: What's the difference between a good heal and a bad heal timing?
TXC2: who up mancing their horts ?
NapalmSideburns: Reading the leaves, the other way
neisan2112: Love me some leaf based magic
A_Dub888: @TXC2 that’s between me and God
Mr_Horrible: Editor's Note: "Keikaku means leaves"
Septafolia: Caecilius est in horto
TehAmelie: it's got to be either plantmancy or Tim Hortonmancy
Bugberry: is tea leaf reading Hortimancy?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: oh that art is lovely
Sorator13: @TXC2 not to be confused with menacing your wh-*yanked off stage by giant hook*
TheMightyGerg: BLAH BLEH
Viewers_Like_You: I would love flavour text like "hortimancer (n) - one who mances horts"
lojer: I read that as bottom-blessed angel.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'm so sad that all the Prepare cards were all so full and never got flavour text
TheMightyGerg: The school of invasive healing
Strebenherz: @lojer as song by queen
Strebenherz: sung^
LidofLoathing: @lojer that's alt-Yargle
MMoritz: we'll phyrexianise you with plants
TXC2: LOTS of cardboard
TheWanderingNomad:
@lojer I'm not sure if it's better or worse than me thinking it was bosom blessed
SmashTCG: "collage"
DarkMorford: @TheWanderingNomad Hey, an angel can be blessed both bosom and bottom
Sorator13: I don't think BDG is mean enough to be in Stingerquill
maclenrac: Hoard all the dancers
TXC2: Fat bottomed Angels make the multverse go round?
Sorator13:
@TXC2
Strebenherz:
@Sorator13 
DarkMorford:
also Brian Blessed
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 It's harder to fit them on the head of a pin, but, yeah, sure.
TehAmelie: @TXC2 ah, that's better than what i had
singinnonsense: the white one is also a spell
fanofmosteverything9: Love cycle cycles.
CAKHost: Birb fsh
@B__C__: Demonetized!
@Tnaden: demonized
@Tnaden: BRIAN TIME
@jamesshover5812: holy moly BDG!!!!
@B__C__: Especially those sampler packs that come with two cards in them.
@B__C__: @jamesshover5812 Call back to NGE!
@jameswilson5038: they need to put the sample packs back in
@NIRDIAN1: Every preview I seen so far looks really fun and interesting. Hope I can pick some up!
@jameswilson5038: @jameshoover5812 our names look really similar in chat
nitrodog96: @fanofmosteverything9 cyclecycling, search your library for a card with a cycling ability
CAKHost: Wait isn't that just MC Esher?
MMoritz: brb, fish illusion
Jon_CoffeeRobot: First Bird Fish! Didn't even have to be an Illusion
BrowneePointz: Starter deck creature text
Mr_Horrible:
behold, rules text that used to only be in intro decks
thanzo: I'm reeling down a big one
TXC2: kind of condition they'd put on a welcome deck card
ContingentCat: when a mermaid and a harpy get together
Toaster_Strooder: has anyone pulled one of the Ghaltas yet
Diabore:
welp
accountmadeforants:
Scripted pack order 
Spritz_T: that was fast
TXC2: Toaster_Strooder no, but it's been dicused
fanofmosteverything9: Behold, context!
SmashTCG: there it is!
MWGNZ: perfect timing
Omthebox: Environmental storytelling
Toaster_Strooder: @TXC2 Understandable - I got into Magic this year and have a Ghalta commander deck, and I want one of the Ghaltas from this set because having a second Ghalta would be funny
A_Dub888: it’s all Jace all the way down
TXC2: gotta amass them all, Jace-a-mon
TheWanderingNomad: That air your breathing? Jace!
Mr_Horrible: There are Jaces everywhere, for those with eyes to see
thanzo: no joken about the jace tokens
Chichen: Rip bozo jace
Dalrint: He finally mind-scuplted himself
TehAmelie: rewrite regrets, isn't that the therapy technique where you reframe bad memories to be supportive?
CAKHost: MC Esher: Math guy famous for making prints that have fish changing into birds. FYI
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'd love to see no more Jace for a decade after the number of times we've had to say Jace this month
falcn120: hunt down all remaining jaces and make them all pay
TalismanG1: Tam is Jace's green
MMoritz: congratulations on your transition, tam
BrowneePointz: he LITERALLY carved them out ye
accountmadeforants: "I know mages who use metaphors and they're all cowards" -Jace
Chenderle: I love the part in Reality Fracture where Jace says "It's Jacing time!" and then Jaces all over the place
NapalmSideburns: Is it?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sort of like how they can still print Phyrexians in Modern Horizons sets, you can have one every now and again
TheWanderingNomad: Is it a Sparkmage?
DarkMorford: who up empowering they Jace?
Toaster_Strooder: @CAKHost Isn’t he also the artist behind that famous drawing of stairs all over the place?
DentedPockets: Jace the Mind Sculptor, living up to the title.
Sorator13: red!Tomik's flavor text is great, btw
Thadrin46: It's like that scene in "Being John Malkovitch" where Malkovitch goes into his own mind... but Jace Beleren.
CAKHost: @Toaster_Strooder Yep! Same hat
Busttino: Juri? Sick deck
Mr_Horrible: "Look out they've got a bomb" dot deck
BrowneePointz: and Tam was his contingency plan back when he was still whole right before The Theorist took full control
Spades_Slicc: BDG in the MTG PPR
Mr_Horrible:
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Omthebox: And that's why I have non combat damage evasion in most of my decks
MMoritz: I didn't know ral was gay
ContingentCat: Love when you can share closets
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Mr_Horrible: one of the pair that famously contributed to the "He is gay" thumbnail
accountmadeforants: His own coat was in the wash so we grabbed one of Ral's
MMoritz: love that
A_Dub888: Oh, that’s why Echoverse Ral is Orzhov!
fanofmosteverything9: Largebones!
CAKHost: He's just cosplaying at someone else's husband?!
Chichen: I wish Titanbones was more playable i love him
Mr_Horrible: Jesper Ejsing fantastic art every time
ghizmou: jesper is the goat
TheWanderingNomad: Titanbones my lad!
Thadrin46: Jesper is a nice guy too.
fanofmosteverything9: @CAKHost His own husband, for what it's worth.
maclenrac: Big Boner
gibbousm: I desperately need to know the relationship status of Echoverse Ral/Tomik
BrowneePointz: yep. Ral was one of the first very very very unambiguously openly Queer Magic characters
Appleguard: for the record, the tomik/ral marriage is intact in the echoverse
TXC2: gibbousm they are also a gay couple
CAKHost: @fanofmosteverything9 Ah so... a form of love language... I guess???
TheWanderingNomad: @fanofmosteverything9 Though funnily not his Echo Husband since he's Orzhov
GasCityGaming: Good ol Loxodon Smiter too, no?
Mr_Horrible: I've watched someone choose Wilt-Leaf Liege with a Thoughtseize live and in person
Mr_Horrible: it was harrowing
SoylentDoener: ah the hopeless nightmare meta when everyone played the baloth
maclenrac: Slam onto field
anactualheehaw: oh dang bdg!
A_Dub888: Echoverse Chandra’s definitely chill
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahah
Strebenherz: wait. hold up. was titanbones tinybones.
WowoT: @GasCityGaming yes
Jon_CoffeeRobot: "btw you're the worse one"
Chichen: Jace: "I have created a world with suffering. I have made you 6 foot 4."
NotCainNorAbel: or join LRR
BrowneePointz: yes @strebenherz
Mr_Horrible: I feel like tinybones is content with himself
GhostValv:
![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
Chichen: without suffering*
TimeToFry: That's really good Graham
accountmadeforants: Damn Graham
Deeehm: Brian Goliath Gilbert damn
@Tnaden: Very timely pack
@jameswilson5038: I think I'm going to get the commander deck and probably a box for the special bundle if I can get it
@B__C__: The entire story spoiled in one concise exchange.
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@B__C__: Tiny Bonehead.
@jameswilson5038: tiny bones is awesome
Sorator13: still BDG, but it stands for Big Damn Guy
TheWanderingNomad: @Strebenherz Correct he's Tinybones' echo and lives in Yavimaya
Busttino: Excellent Joke
Strebenherz: huh
Mr_Horrible: Tinybones knows he does not need to be a little bit taller to be a baller
deathofspam: The true form of Big Dog Gilbert
SeismicLawns: Brian Goliath Gilbert is excellent
drizztnailo: Brian Goliath Gilbert is a heater
Deeehm: someone needs to tell Graham that everyone is impressed by his joke and thinks he's cool
maclenrac: player discard, even you
MajorFrostbyte: each opponent, maybe commander viable
Busttino: Movie?
Toaster_Strooder: @Mr_Horrible He already has a girl who looks good and would call her
TXC2:
only JUST got that Goliath joke, Damnit Graham
fanofmosteverything9: Have a Tinybones short before the main movie.
Graham_LRR: thank you chat
Julian_Rogue: amazing we got a dropout minions reference at lrr
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @Busttino There's been MTG movie options going round for ages, latest iteration
Mr_Horrible:
@TXC2 wait, shit, me too
Toaster_Strooder: @TXC2 Wait was there a jok- OH GOD DAMN IT THAT’S A GOOD JOKE YEAH
Mr_Horrible: that had layers, damn
sharker037:
Busttino: @Graham_LRR No, thank YOU Graham
Criously: oh right, there were three trample enablers in red this set
TXC2:
thanks chat
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TheWanderingNomad: Dangit Jace
sharker037: Hate to see brothers... war
TehAmelie: fireball on an enchantment, that's new
Mr_Horrible: that's just a normal brain, Graham
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's what made him spark up!
Criously: galia, samut and fireball
NapalmSideburns: Geez, that's rough buddy
drizztnailo: jace maybe deserved it idk
fanofmosteverything9: Compleaæeaæted
Mr_Horrible: "remember that really embarrassing moment when you got your cool brother who everyone loved killed?"
TimeToFry: Comppleeaated
XenoPenumbra: Surprise! Thearpy Test!
SmashTCG: Hey, at least he didnt make him relive his war memeories of killing his friends
glitched_goddess: I have anxiety, I constantly relive my worst experiences lol
Diabore: this is exciting
SmashTCG: this seems like a significantly less traumatic Memory trap then i t coudl have been
maclenrac: Brought to completion
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh neat
fanofmosteverything9: Like squirrels in an hourglass, these are the days of our lives.
Mr_Horrible: "We've turned this squirrel into a vengeful magical cat"
Diabore: warp into an elspeth and make more little guys to sac
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Everyone forgets how good art is in Magic sets
Mr_Horrible: oldschool Proteus Staff / Polymorph shenanigans
drewm1022: They just invented the commander precon.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: like you visit a gallery and maybe see 10 or 20 things you like
TimeToFry:
Diabore: @Jon_CoffeeRobot art is the one thing always bring up about magic sets
Mr_Horrible: he's a knower
Alyssa_Swift:
Jon_CoffeeRobot: every three months in a set your literally get hundreds of things you will like
memnus:
Wolfstrike_NL: !egg
LRRbot: egg
ContingentCat:
tinaun: wow look at that
PhoenixMelior: I mean... allison did winky face at that jace line...
Juliamon: !addquote (Brian David Gilbert) [now] Anyone can be an egg if you try hard enough.
LRRbot: New quote #9669: "Anyone can be an egg if you try hard enough." —Brian David Gilbert [2026-09-18]
ArabescaDGuerra:
Strebenherz:
Diabore: im sad the card is so bad
fanofmosteverything9: Love the negative-space planeswalker symbol.
accountmadeforants: Oh damn that's echo version
XenoPenumbra: Hol LEE
A_Dub888: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #7662: "Eggs are nature's lootboxes." —Paul [2021-06-25]
CAKHost: I mean... we will all hatch into skeletons eventually....????
SmashTCG: the frature of the planeswalker symbol
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Thank you Juliamon
Mr_Horrible: @fanofmosteverything9 oh I just noticed that, that's very good
r10pez10: egg
Jon_CoffeeRobot: not forgotten, but mostly under-appreciated for the sheer VOLUME of good art that is generated compared to how often you see this much art at once in any other settings
TheWanderingNomad: @fanofmosteverything9 Oooh thanks for pointing it out
josh___something: egg
Jon_CoffeeRobot: when else do you go "btw here's hundreds of images you will love"
TehAmelie: it didn't say nontoken creatures huh
Diabore: i feel like you dont need it when it would finally be relevant
TXC2: it's far too win more
PhoenixMelior: Is there a magic card called Gut Check?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: has... has Wizards ever considered doing a gallery tour
Busttino: Love that art
supremechalupasnoke: it’s terrible haha. maybe playable in anikthea or something
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I'd go see a MTG art exhibition
TXC2: !card gut check
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TXC2: PhoenixMelior seems like no
tinaun: !card gut shot
LRRbot: Gut Shot [{R/P}] | Instant | Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.
Pharmacistjudge: there have been mtg art exhibits at magic cons
TheWanderingNomad: @Jon_CoffeeRobot They had some gorgeous set themed art books for a bit
fanofmosteverything9: @Jon_CoffeeRobot There was one at MagicCon Philadelphia a few years back.
PhoenixMelior: Maybe there should be.
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 potentially an alt-path for Hoof decks, but probably too incongruent to be good redundancy
@Drag00nSt0rm: Brian Goliath Gilbert is very funny
@B__C__: But where's Fblthp?
@josephwilkinson6561: Echoverse BDG would be David Brian Gilbert
@hanab5191: i thought echoverse BDG was BDM
@TheWildcard87: omg, i was trying to watch this on twitch and the endless pop ups and ads were making it so frustrating.
@SmithKurosaki: @TheWildcard87 The joys of streaming. If you dont have premium youll also see ads here
@KynElwynn: Beast Whisperer until you draw your hoof
@B__C__: If you have 20 token creatures you are probably already winning.
@CardboardTamer: At the start, Ben talking about the Fractured Reality version of himself and it made me of the Friday Nights where "Time Walk" resets time. I imagine Fractured LRR teams plays Riftbound primarily.
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TehAmelie: the allsphinx
Pharmacistjudge: wotc owns the image but often doesn't own the original paintings. the artists often sell the originals on auction.
VinylMinty: yennett?
Mr_Horrible: prolly got a lil Alhammaret in 'em
TXC2: Mr_Horrible I think you gas out before you hit the hoof with it to be reliable
CuteTeaGoat: sphonxen
Julian_Rogue: @TehAmelie not to be confused with the ur sphinx
Diabore: @TehAmelie notably different from the us phinx
Busttino: Sphecific
BishopAres: allsphincter
mweepigeon: it sure is! it's azor, alhammaret, and the 5 hexhaven sphinxes
Diabore: ur sphinx*
Jon_CoffeeRobot: he got the Chain Veeeeiilll
tinaun: hot
BraveOthello: @Jon_CoffeeRobot Chain Veil got him
Diabore: im just noticing that the static has nothing to do with the rest of the card, its just hate tacked on
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @BraveOthello like an Alien facehugger
TheWanderingNomad: @BraveOthello It's too bad. He was a stand up guy. Always shared his dunkaroos
BrowneePointz: Onakke
Zanfast: Onakke skull
BrowneePointz: it’s an Onakke Ogre!
TheWormbo: !card onakke
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: looks like a Hexhaven troll
Dr_fragenstien: yeah looks like onakke
generalnuk: Giant skull some have tusk or yeti
Sorator13: @Diabore Eh, two of the three abilities do or can kill stuff
Tom_Bruise: I feel like that's the skull of the doorman of Jabba the Hutt's palace in SW6
sporkraptor: it's Manoroth
Diabore: @Sorator13 yeah but they dont care about exile or pull things from exile
Sorator13: @Diabore oh sure, it's just "and when I kill stuff, you don't get to bring it back"
maclenrac: Demon skull?
doubleforte: and he did, in fact, make a note
Diabore: i feel like you just take the garruk from this pack
CompleteIndieYT: Oh my god "I always die to flyers" it's prophecy
XenoPenumbra:
Secret Tech to draft: Flying is a thing 
raulghoulia: wow the call forward
EvilBadman: Narrator: He did lose to fliers
GredGredmansson: ok i missed round 3 who won?
TXC2: GredGredmansson Adam won
ToppHat: Adam in 3
GredGredmansson: thanks
Diabore: adam quietly one of the best players in the moonbase
tuxxle77: ^
jhmv: that garrick would be good for aristocrats
maclenrac: Mythics win games
BrowneePointz: hot take, all the lrr folk who routinely have played magic are all darn good at magic @diabore
sharker037: @maclenrac uncommons win more!
TheMightyGerg: @BrowneePointz There are SOME that aren't the best.
BrowneePointz: @themightygerg I mean what I said and said what I mean
TXC2: and we're back
Sorator13: well, aside from all the changlings *pushes glasses up nose*
accountmadeforants:
Smh James forgetting about changelings 
TimeToFry: Oh my GOD
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hahahahahaha
Kentosaurus: wow
CompleteIndieYT: BDG dramatic irony'd himself so much
polluxr: WAT
TheWriterAleph: oh nooooo
neisan2112: Noooooo
Sorator13: I-
polluxr: HAHAHA
Chichen: aaaa
smurfomancer: NO
PhoenixMelior: Nope.
DoctorHutch:
gibbousm: oh no
ghizmou: lmao
MrSarkhan: Oh god this is cursed
OmegaPlatinum: OH NO I HATE IT
Sorator13: oh no
GalacticCyrus:
oh nooo
theymerLoviatar: blargh I am ded
NewtyNewts: oh noooooo
josh___something: Oh no... Katie is back
XenoPenumbra: NO
Zanfast: wtf ????
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, I hate this.
Juliamon: Katiee is back!
youcantlistentobuttons: HOLY SHIT
Voidhawk42: I thought James was going to mention Mistform Ultimus
Sorator13: absolutely not
sharker037: OH NO EVIL CATHLEEN
NapalmSideburns: Oh no
aquason: HAH Amazing!
Purestorm_:
CAKHost: I'd beg to differ but then MC Esher didn't make any MtG art
TXC2: OH FUCK it's Katie!
Geldaran: JEBUS
FauksStarling: WHAT.
spethycakes: oh no
umbrakittygirl: Ahhhhhh
thanzo:
boredkid07: FRACTURES KATHLEEN
Jon_CoffeeRobot: who is thiiiiiiis
gibbousm:
Nightecho06:
CastleOtranto: I am experiencing fear
sharker037: NOOOOO
Mythallian: GIT DA FLAMA
firebird31: oh nooooo!
Voidhawk42: JACE WHY
NewtyNewts: Katiee is back!
youcantlistentobuttons: Noooooooo
MajorFrostbyte: nope nope nope
Amentur:
I ... umm 
Veshnikard: good bit
MMoritz: katieeeee
saintguard: Oh noooooooo
CompleteIndieYT: ECHOVERSE KATHLEEN
Aarek: oh yes!
wholsometiger: Laurna?!
Mythallian:
DA HEAVY FLAMA 
BraveOthello: Omg
DirectorStephanie: Katee returns!
CaptainSpam: OH GOD NO
Kentosaurus: echoverse kathleen isn't real. echoverse kathleen can't hurt you.
NapalmSideburns: Excellent bit Kathleen
MTGColorPie: Not Echo Kathleen!
maclenrac: Garruk eats uncommon breakfasts
sharker037: Conscientious Kathleen....
feelingfroggo: jumpscare
thanzo: excellent bit
Strebenherz: i'm bussing dying omfg
jhmv: Oh no Echoverse Kat
PhoenixMelior: Nonononono.
public_key_reveal_party:
and also 
ItsThugDimmadome: I NEED AN ADULT
doubleforte: WAH
pipshardfour: Echo verse - Kathy?
Grenair:
it's wine o'clock 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: thanks snerge
josh___something:
spethycakes: SNERGE
XenoPenumbra: Emerkul hurry!
saintguard:
JKBalch: Oh Lord got the reset button
Chenderle: pranked!
CAKHost: RUDE
MMoritz: the snerge
cheshire_creeper: THE RETURN OF SNERGE
GredGredmansson: I KNEW THAT ECHOVERSE KATHLEEN WAS A DOG PERSON
fanofmosteverything9: Appears, rolls dice, leaves, refuses to elaborate.
Paronychodon: Ahhhhh!
TheWormbo:
CaptainSpam: Well, Snerge is at least easier to process.
thanzo:
fanofmosteverything9: Legendary.
Sandeon: Jace, what have you done?!
LazyGogma: Snerge loves fun, Echoverse confirmed
drewm1022: Snerge! Tough luck on the wrestling, buddy.
Aarek:
TehAmelie: Neelhtak showed up?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: the camera's going to change to the top down but we'll all KNOW that Kathleen is still there like that
GredGredmansson: DICE!
ArtDecoSunburn: So altverse Kathleen just drinks white wine?
maclenrac: What reality are we in?
ItsThugDimmadome: Lorna SChlitzwhistle looks familiar
Desruprot: oh no Echoverse Kathleen
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jaia_hendrix: Echoverse Kathleen doesn't care about the ĺore
radioshackraider: Oh no it's Katieee
lamina5432: snerge who almost won the wrestling rumble.
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun I had a feeling Echoverse Kathleen would be a dog person
@MsMollieMac417: it looks like an Onakke, the ogres from shandalar?
@KynElwynn: Is it an Onakke skull?
@MsMollieMac417: which makes sense for the lore of the chain veil
@millenomi_aura: Yep
@josephwilkinson6561: Graham did in fact kill him with a flyer in their first game
@smlvalentine: woooof, accidental foreshadowing
@el_zinga: Accidental past-shadowing?
@jameswilson5038: I had the same problem with flyers. so back in the day I always played Black and made sure to have four Will o the wisp
@millenomi_aura: OH GODS
@SmithKurosaki: Ahh, opposite day
@B__C__: They got my superchat!
@TheAnonymousManInBlu: Echoverse Kathleen never heard The Cure as a teenager
@jameswilson5038: WTF
@el_zinga: @B__C__ or they were planning it from the beginning.
@bebfliberty2443: I like snerge
@stephenhou5313: pretty sure that wig is from one of the Ashleigh/Ashley/Ashlee sketches right?
@ignismare: And Jace had the audacity to say his universe has no pain...
@evandenham3823: echoverse kathleen is so awesome
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@B__C__: The blonde is very FOX News.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: It's Karen De Vere!
LRRbot: Innovative Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
TheMightyGerg: Serge Leige
Mr_Horrible: I come back from the bathroom and we've got Echoverse Kathleen
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atlr: am freeeeeeaked out by this reality
Voidhawk42: Is this Ashley, Ashlee, or Ashleigh?
fanofmosteverything9: Please do not make the voice-activated void portal.
TXC2:
as someone who started watching LRR when Kathleen was blond, that was still really weird
MMoritz: I just realised katieee was 10 years ago
Paronychodon: Is Echoverse Kathleen Minnesotan?
josh___something: When did "Katiee" first appear?
radioshackraider: Desert Bus
TXC2: Voidhawk42 Kathleen played Ashleigh
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: lizard deck please
MMoritz: desert bus 10
Shurtal: Did Sadie c9me back from her RV trip with her husband?
TXC2: josh___something DB10
CAKHost: Ooo lizard bard!
LRRMTG_Judge: ♡Katiee♡?
josh___something: Db makes sense
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Kathleen is still there, out of frame
LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it, you win the game. Fblthp's owner shuffles him into their library.
TXC2: Jon_CoffeeRobot watching......waiting
Sorator13: @josh___something I'm not sure that desert bus ever makes sense /j
alphi_gabriel: Is the echoverse Kathleen ... Lorna or Sadie?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So like witty comeback barbs or actual physical barbs?
fanofmosteverything9: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yes!
public_key_reveal_party: @Laserbeaks_Fury yes
CAKHost: Why do I feel that a Lizard Bard will just make a series of "A" sounds for a song...
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Lizard Barbs
Alyssa_Swift: I think Fblthp would just lose the map
GredGredmansson: EchoFblthp has a magic lantern looks like
TXC2: can Fblthp read?
RatherLargeToad: Anyway here Fblthp…with a MAP!
Pharmacistjudge: maps only work when you can figure out where you are.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @TXC2 Books yes, maps no
Sorator13: He has a map, but the map isn't of the place he's at
LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
x0den: I'm confused, so you win the game but then shuffle fblthp back in anyways?
fanofmosteverything9: This denies Peter's card draw.
RatherLargeToad: No, Stranger Things is the Netflixverse
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Please can we get Peter's name in Orange to indicate they're a Wizards employee
Sorator13: @x0den You could, sure. But even if you don't win the game off his clause, you still shuffle him in.
maclenrac: flex
TimeToFry: No telling everyone
FourTwo0ne: Judge Snerge is making promises.
LRRMTG_Judge: @x0den The shuffle happens if the win the game condition isn't met - BlackRose
Viewers_Like_You: Huh what? I don't even know what we're talking about
Mangledpixel: no fixing in post
LRRbot: Bloodline Recollector // Ancestral Craving | Bloodline Recollector [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [2/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Ancestral Craving [B] | Instant | Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
ThankYouUro: In the Echoverse, this is judged at Comp:REL
Zanzabar_: wait ‘stranger things’? does the echoverse have the licensing for that?
x0den: ah, thanks everybody.
Alyssa_Swift: WOTC employees endorse that pronunciation of "swamp" confirmed
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it, you win the game. Fblthp's owner shuffles him into their library.
TXC2: you're projecting your voice Peter, like a good theater kid
Bruceski: Oh, it's "are dealt combat damage" not necessarily by Fblthp
punahougirl84: You all are doing a great job - super entertained here!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's the typical "why aren't these Let's Players funny" where viewers don't realise how difficult it is to be interesting on camera while doing a task.
maclenrac: Checks to see if won game
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LRRbot: Blazing Crescendo [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. / Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: cards don't leave the stack until the Vorthos check has happened
@jameswilson5038: I think that's what it's from
@LRRbot: Innovative Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
@evandenham3823: really good outfit really good character
@actuallykonradcurze: Wine aunt Kathleen is not something I expected today lol
@LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
@jameswilson5038: I always liked the Royal rumbles. they should bring those back
@B__C__: Barbs aren't real.
@LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it,…
@B__C__: GPS?
@B__C__: It's a callback to NGE.
@jameswilson5038: this is the fractured reality they should have shocked everybody and did something like putting sol ring or something else crazy that nobody was expecting
@LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
@LRRbot: Bloodline Recollector // Ancestral Craving | Bloodline Recollector [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [2/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, this creatur…
@kasparthenotsofriendlygoast: quiet about what?
@B__C__: So is he playing a Wizard's employee or is he playing a Wizard's employee?
@LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it,…
@LRRbot: Blazing Crescendo [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. / Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
@LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
doubleforte: echoverse kathleen is scaring me
Sorator13: what would an unnatural mother look like?
Omthebox: as opposed to an unnatural mother
Chichen: LORE is on the Stack
Chichen: does it resolve
Chenderle: stepford wife Kathleen
Viewers_Like_You: Echoverse Kathleen is such an encouraging and supportive person
Voidhawk42: Does that imply regular Kathleen is an unnatural mother?
Sorator13: @Alyssa_Swift Yes! It's something they have in common.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bruceski Yup, combat damage dealt by creatures other than Fblthp will also cause it to trigger... Fblthp doesn't even have to attack! - BlackRose
GredGredmansson: !card Coming In Hot
LRRbot: Coming In Hot [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.
CAKHost:
Adventure Zone, Lore Phase. Magic has expanded!
theymerLoviatar: I mean, it would make sense for Echoverse Kathleen's card to be Kathleen, Natural Mother and then regular to be Unnatural Mother
GredGredmansson: Coming In Hot
tyrantcorporation: coming in hot
public_key_reveal_party: Don't count on us, in general
fanofmosteverything9: Lore explanations are not actually damage prevention effects.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Judge ruling: Vorthos step does not prevent moving to damage step
A_Dub888: @LRRMTG_Judge He gets lost in the shuffle no matter what
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damage is still on the stack in the Echoverse
Ranakel: Doesn't the stinger guy have prowess?
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Bruceski: Vorthos step, Shaherezade step, same thing
Sandeon: What Serge? The judge for the match is Snerge!
Ranakel: Oh wait no it's menachay
EvilBadman: unless...
DarkMorford: @Laserbeaks_Fury Ooh, does it have Mana Burn too?
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DirectorStephanie: the fakeout!
Sorator13: @Ranakel No; see below
Sorator13: !card master of barbs
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: would Snerge allow that
BrowneePointz: oh Brian, I’m a theatre kid and lit nerd. I’m a Vorthos Hoover. I could spot that Shandalarian Ogre Skull a mile away
doubleforte: twins basil
Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, classic Azorius Echoverse Molander
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Dalrint: So shouldn't judge snerge be encouraging cheating?
Busttino: Big Bluff
Sorator13: classic blue player
Desruprot: the judge has a response?
GredGredmansson: @Dalrint snerge doesn't want OTHERS to cheat, that will undermine his own cheating
Sorator13: the opposite of Cam's "I want your deck to do the thing it does."
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's the blue player's job to interrupt brain chemistry as well as play
Toaster_Strooder: “I have a response! …That’s it that’s my response”
ThankYouUro: Brian takes 3 mental damage from this
Sorator13: I really want to watch BDG play judge's tower, now
LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
Wolfstrike_NL: Don't forget the child kathleen is baby sitting
Jon_CoffeeRobot: new Kev Walker art!!
CAKHost: So Brian is failing the Vibe Check???
fanofmosteverything9: And Samut gives it haste.
BlindPathfinder: powerful magic
LRRMTG_Judge: @Desruprot Judge Snerge always has a response... - BlackRose
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gambling? I'm in!
ThankYouUro: Let it Ride!
Aarek: Gambling, I'm in!
Spades_Slicc: "This is a super complicated turn 1. Island, Go" Serge
accountmadeforants: All blue players know is eat hot chip, hold priority, ask for cards in hand, ask for cards in library, and scry
TheWanderingNomad: @accountmadeforants Or surveil
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Busttino: This is a nice fun game
DarkMorford: @TheWanderingNomad Finally, ponder the orb
Jon_CoffeeRobot: it's game 1! Punch away
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: whewww
@B__C__: The Lore Step.
@jo-flowbmoonsmell8564: shouldn't it be six because of barbs
@jo-flowbmoonsmell8564: oh nvm
@epicpoke-w5d: not prowess, its when noncombat damage is dealt
@jo-flowbmoonsmell8564: not combat damage
@jo-flowbmoonsmell8564: ya
@LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
@LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
@B__C__: Peter remembers that Peter Quill is not a card in this set he made 2 years ago.
A_Dub888: @DarkMorford instructions unclear: Pondered the hedron
alphi_gabriel: I'm curious now of Echoverse Kathleen's playlists
TeRaPeti: Are there any giveaways today?
TheWanderingNomad: @DarkMorford Woah woah, we all know you never ponder the orb. That saps your mana. You gotta make people ponder YOUR orb
fanofmosteverything9: Professional word-doers.
Sorator13: "I do words for a living" is a HUGE vibe
TXC2: TeRaPeti none that I know of
Semaph: Red flample? Nice!
LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a card.
GredGredmansson: @alphi_gabriel Rin and Seri, with Seri scribbled out and only dogs
Julian_Rogue: @alphi_gabriel It's all classical orchestral music
DirectorStephanie: @alphi_gabriel she only uses the ones Spotify makes
accountmadeforants: @alphi_gabriel Echoverse Kathleen uses one of those Spotify DJ playlists
maclenrac: Words good me too
Viewers_Like_You: Pssh, am I expected to believe that Brian is involved in some sort of pedantry game show? What are the odds of that?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Wonder if Peter saw the Goyf in Brian's first game
DirectorStephanie: @accountmadeforants 👊🏻
accountmadeforants: @DirectorStephanie Hey, same braincell!
LRRbot: Winter, Tormented Loner [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [0/3] | When Winter enters, you may sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. When you do, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Winter gets +1/+0 for each creature and planeswalker card in your graveyard.
Julian_Rogue: @Viewers_Like_You He isa notorious podium inspector
alphi_gabriel: @accountmadeforants I can definitely see that
fanofmosteverything9: Winter no longer has a car.
Julian_Rogue: the el nino winter has haste
Jon_CoffeeRobot: show us!
maclenrac: Why not?
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Jon_CoffeeRobot: byesssss
LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you control have trample.
Toaster_Strooder: Ghalta my goat!!
fanofmosteverything9: Everything has tramplaste!
Julian_Rogue: a deen-o-saur
Laserbeaks_Fury: When Dinosaurs Rules The Earth
Jon_CoffeeRobot: hasty Ghaltaaaaaa; a wonderful game
RatherLargeToad: open the door, get on the floor…
josh___something: Hell's heart
sporkraptor:
Ghalta
Toaster_Strooder: @RatherLargeToad Somebody block that dinosaur!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
maclenrac: Big beef hits the ground running
Julian_Rogue: Whats Ecc-leen drinking?
Sorator13: @TXC2 have a good night!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Zanfast: what gives haste to Ghalta ?
RatherLargeToad: @zanfast Samus
TXC2: Zanfast samut
feelingfroggo: I forgot about the bit and got jump scared by Kathleen again
Sorator13: I do love the snoopy sweater, echo!Kathleen
Zanfast: @RatherLargeToad thx
Julian_Rogue: @Zanfast samut go brrr
SmashTCG: i somehow missed wine mom kathleen?
ElektroTal: look, it is White Nerd (tm)
omegamarkel:
sallomon33:
Desruprot:
Redbassist:
Julian_Rogue: @Dr_Jones91 XD
TotallyNotaBeholder:
Mr_Horrible: I haven't evolved glasses yet, but staring at computers all day will get me there eventually
Toaster_Strooder: There ARE a fair few that don’t fit taht description
Pharmacistjudge: yet I still find you and hand you a cough drop
TimeToFry: I could've sworn I saw BDG at Magic con like 3 times but it was a random person EACH time
Toaster_Strooder: o:
Julian_Rogue: what is Echo-Kathleen drinking?
Redbassist:
CAKHost: XD
spethycakes:
Zartnic: Small medium and large lads they are
maclenrac: And whine
BrowneePointz: you kinda look like Blonde Voxy with that Wig Kathleen
sallomon33:
niccus: what's playing in the sorento
GalacticCyrus: Echo-Kathleen does not like King gizard, instead she loves queen wbat
TheWanderingNomad: Wait haven't we met Echo Kathleen? Isn't it just Katie?
nerdsmatt: @Julian_Rogue echo falls
TotallyNotaBeholder: Kia Sorento is an echo verse version of Public transport?
A_Dub888:
Toaster_Strooder: @GalacticCyrus And now I’m wondering what Echoversr King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard is like
shushu2539:
dagoth__ur_: mazda miata
TheWanderingNomad: I do love that Echo Kathleen apparently still loves Snoopy
Busttino: REL:AXED
Natedogg2: Public transportation. No cars for Echo-Kathleen
Kentosaurus: gentlemens' mulligan
josh___something:
Toaster_Strooder: @TheWanderingNomad Some things are eternal across reality. Like Peanuts
SmashTCG: Nickleback
Julian_Rogue: What's she drinking though!!!???
dagoth__ur_: drinking and driving!!!!
JolyneGarcia_art: oh god what is going on
polluxr: Echoleen is killing me D:
PhoenixMelior: Hey kids, dont drive and drive.
Toaster_Strooder: That’s devastating
EvilBadman: Pound some Seagram's
feelingfroggo: echoverse kathleen is a drink driver???
fanofmosteverything9: Ah, the painfully-close-to-home joke.
ghizmou: taylor switch is experimental jazz in the echoverse though
Lord_Hosk: To be fair, 1985 is just about peak taytay
ArabescaDGuerra: Echoverse Kathleen is just Opal's Sister
Julian_Rogue: It's fine we need on the nose reading comprehension is at an all time low
@B__C__: Be careful where you flash your homunculus.
@LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a ca…
@LRRbot: Winter, Tormented Loner [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [0/3] | When Winter enters, you may sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. When you do, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their c…
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@B__C__: "What the hell, I'll cheat."
@LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you…
@jameswilson5038: I miss the times when you didn't have to have a magnifying glass to read a magic card
@ExileTwilight: Is this Echoverse Kathlene!?
@josephwilkinson6561: yeah
LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Sorator13: excellent draw indicator, Paul
redikalususername: Thank you Paul
MWGNZ:
PhoenixMelior: Paul is the best
DeM0nFiRe:
WriterRaven flops into chat and breaks the multiverse a little bit
Kaerose: bless paul
josh___something: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
LRRMTG_Judge: For those who may be wondering, yes you can also do this at your own prerelease. The technicalities are exactly as Serge described - BlackRose
fanofmosteverything9: Ah, the half-moon intentional draw.
Terminal423: That's amazing. Thank you Paul
Chichen: full moon and half moon...
NotCainNorAbel: Amazing work
Julian_Rogue: Paul "committed to the bit" saunders
falcn120: Gotta love Paul
LRRbot: Bloodline Recollector // Ancestral Craving | Bloodline Recollector [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [2/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, this creature becomes prepared. // Ancestral Craving [B] | Instant | Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
Mr_Bitterness:
dumbo3k: Paul MVP
ThankYouUro: never test Paul I guess
Redbassist: 🌗
Lord_Hosk: Reality has fractured
Alyssa_Swift: Hybrid win/loss
ralphthellama: It means Paul is the GOAT
Geldaran: Paul, Lord of the Overlay.
Boltarion: we love paul;
abaddon2501: Paul the hero
Chichen: paul why did you give them moons
FauksStarling: Wait is Echo Kathleen just Sequoia Barrowgrass?
Going_Medium: Paul is apparently great in all universes
EvilBadman:
Shouldn't the right pip be full on the right side?
Lord_Hosk: Paul had that prepped for 5 years and just now got the chance to pull it out
EvilBadman: half-full*
Paranundrox: it was the appropriate amount of hasty
sallomon33:
the goat
TheOneInquisitor: i have no idea if paul made it on the spot or if he had it ready for such a case but he really is the best in the business
tuxxle77: kinda sounded like Kathleen started saying "Paul has overdosed" by combining overlay and update
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hybrid Win/Loss
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
fanofmosteverything9: @tuxxle77 Better or worse than up-laying?
Sorator13: oh, that is excellent
TheOneInquisitor: It's a 2 mana 1/1 rat with the rat text
Cinnabat: Loved the chicken bit on the story
fanofmosteverything9: And yes, the swarm mobbing Professor Opal was very saitfying.
Chichen: Lilliana killing her echoverse twin with rats and then reanimating her dead twin is pretty sick
Pharmacistjudge: is there any better villain than a very saccharine person?
Appleguard: didn't she strangle opal to death
glitched_goddess: I imagined opal screeching and a rat jumping in her mouth
LRRbot: Mind Twist [XB] | Sorcery | Target player discards X cards at random.
Sorator13: OOF
polluxr: D:
Cinnabat: OH NOOOO
trebuchetboy: how is there a tie?
Kentosaurus: mind twist is back
Desruprot: big oof
fanofmosteverything9: Oh right. Special Guests.
EvilBadman:
Paron? 
sallomon33:
lordericter: oh my god
TheOneInquisitor: Dear. God.
PhoenixMelior: Oof.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: like I said! I love watching PPR where we get to see all the cards go straight to the BIN
Boltarion: LFG
Redbassist:
thanzo: ouphe
josh___something: Evil
RecursiveAcronym: @trebuchetboy intentional draw for mull to 7s
FauksStarling: Daniel!? Gavin!?
obl1vionz: ban?
Laserbeaks_Fury: With a bit of a Mind Twitst
Terminal423: Just kick him in the gut why don't ya
sallomon33: it seems sage didn't play SOS limited
sallomon33: *Serge
Sorator13: @trebuchetboy they both needed to mulligan, so they decided to just draw that game and go on to game 3 (with 7 cards each)
lamina5432: you can feel serges trauma
CAKHost: The powers that be, Serge?
feelingfroggo: devastating, I would absolutely scoop to regain my mental
CAKHost: Or Snerge. Whichever you prefer in this reality
neisan2112: Ohhh right, I forgot we get Mind twist on arena now, right after Hymn too!
ElektroTal: get twisted
mweepigeon: wizards heads people didn't like uncommon mind twist in SOS, so they made it a special guest instead!
kynelwynn: Wrecko down!
fanofmosteverything9: Didn't Brian say he only had the one Island?
josh___something: Noooo, ghalta D;
Redbassist: Totally twisted
RatherLargeToad: What a tweeest!
Sorator13: @ElektroTal don't froth me!
Cinnabat: That was naaaasty
maclenrac: nice hits
LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hold priority to cry
RatherLargeToad: Goyf?
BrowneePointz: we need to get Brian playing Canlander! then HE shall be the one who twists Minds!
Sorator13: yeah, goyf would be great here
EvilBadman: goyf'd be the play yeah
maclenrac: resolve sad face
PhoenixMelior: Writes down "goyf"
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omegamarkel: second hand twist
ThankYouUro: Wait till he hears that you can just Splinter Twin combo someone as well
FauksStarling: Serge, he could be casting Jeska's Will!
maclenrac: Rares and mythic everywhere
@LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@B__C__: Well, it better be. Otherwise the wine....
@LRRbot: Bloodline Recollector // Ancestral Craving | Bloodline Recollector [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [2/2] | At the beginning of each end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, this creatur…
@PBDot: Paul W!
@ExileTwilight: But wait, then where is the real Kathlene? 😨
@B__C__: It's an Echoverse rule.
@jameswilson5038: somewhere in the back drinking coffee
@PBDot: or in a bog or marsh somewhere possibly
@GrizonII: @jameswilson5038 I'm not sure there's truly ever been such a time, looking at Word of Command, Balduvian Shaman, etc...
@pharmacistjudge: let's not be too hasty from the deck that has at least 2 ways of giving all his creatures haste
@jameswilson5038: okay I'll revise it didn't need one is often
@LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
@GrizonII: That's fair
@LRRbot: Mind Twist [XB] | Sorcery | Target player discards X cards at random.
@hanab5191: MIND TWIST ?????????
@heavenlyevan: lmaooooo
@PBDot: Mind: Twisted
@B__C__: Here we see an Early Prerelease limited version of that popular Echoverse game _Sole Ring and the Other 99 Cards._
@jameswilson5038: speaking of going old school
@LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
@jameswilson5038: mom I somehow got mine twisted
@SmithKurosaki: If its twisted for more than 4h, see a doctor
RatherLargeToad: I can’t believe Serge did that to you
Appleguard: I think they really nailed the "colorshifted references that don't break the pie" design. this guy is just a perfect red variant on rune-scarred demon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is 100% on Serge.
LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
RatherLargeToad: Gotta go, fast!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: baiting the counter for Goyk!
accountmadeforants: I love the silly stuff the "Behold" ability has produced
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Alyssa_Swift: El Goyfo!
fanofmosteverything9: Ancient Egyptian Sonic the Hedgehog is a small price to pay for Goyf.
ElektroTal: i would have done the same.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But last game was a draw
Azegoroth: GOYF GOYF GOYF!
WriterRaven: @Azegoroth Bill Goyf the Science Noyf~
RatherLargeToad: just missing Planeswalker from the available types in limited, right?
fanofmosteverything9: This kills the Jace.
LoadingReadyRun: Living that Goyf Loyf
DarkMorford:
@accountmadeforants Behold the viewing globe? 
maclenrac: reveal your secrets
Sorator13: @WriterRaven oh, that's good
tinaun: @RatherLargeToad enchantment
chaos5896:
@LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
RatherLargeToad: @darkmorford Jace does have big Zordon energy
PhoenixMelior: Do we have pronouns on the overlay? Im not sure i know these people's pronouns (except kathleen)
CuteTeaGoat: misunderstood instructions. what do i do with this token named "Cadet Surveil 1" ?
Juliamon: PhoenixMelior They should rotate in shortly
TriseAlpha: !card Loot, the Anomaly
LRRbot: Loot, the Anomaly [2B] | Legendary Creature — Beast Horror [-2/4] | If Loot's power is negative, he assigns combat damage as though his power were positive. / Threshold — Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Loot gets −2/−0 until end of turn. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.
EvilBadman: Surveila Cristal
PhoenixMelior: Cool i just havent seen them in a while
donestebandewelparel: Jace should be up more right?
Sorator13: @donestebandewelparel I don't think so? He entered on 2 and Peter -1'd once.
Dr_fragenstien: in theory brian could mark all the damage on one creature to prevent 3 from dying. Not sure if that's actually the good play, but it's an option
donestebandewelparel: Didnt he surveild with the bird?
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fanofmosteverything9: @donestebandewelparel Countersculpt only empowers 1.
Sorator13: ah, so it came in on 1 and he didn't use it; mb.
ElektroTal: yeah, he's got creature twist
donestebandewelparel: Missed that sry
Pharmacistjudge: i bet it's another rank rat
JDogg2K4: Just got back, How was there a draw?
maclenrac: Yeah
dagoth__ur_: get him surge dq him
CuteTeaGoat: @JDogg2K4 by agreement
@SmithKurosaki: (not actual medical advice)
@LRRbot: Samut, Hazoret's Champion [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Cleric [2/2] | Creatures you control have haste.
@LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
@LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
@PBDot: goyf life
@LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorle…
@xinjieanddaniel: And the gyof spares the rat?
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JDogg2K4 THey choose to draw after they drew their initial 7
Sorator13: @JDogg2K4 partly a joke, but they both went to mulligan for game 2, and serge pointed out they could draw that game and go to game 3 to draw 7
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Mr_Horrible: getting the win with 1.5 Sign In Bloods seems 1.5 times better than getting the win with Sign In Blood
maclenrac: Sheoldred says 9 damage for 1 black
PhoenixMelior: Maybe peter, but your piercings are cool.
LRRbot: Heartstring Puller [3R] | Creature — Elf Sorcerer [3/1] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet.
donestebandewelparel: Beeg would have allowed that
LRRMTG_Judge: I will yes, and the bit, but I do PREFER that the games rules be followed, it's true - Ku
JDogg2K4: ahh, I see. Thank you everyone
Natedogg2: In the Echoverse, judges force players to play Judge's Tower to get better at the rules.
dagoth__ur_: jace is so sad
birbirl: @Natedogg2 it's what's happening in the realverse already!
Busttino: Un-taap up-keeep draw
LRRMTG_Judge: @JDogg2K4 We made use of a fun rule that you too can use at your prerelease if you want. Both players were going to mulligan to 6, but agreed to draw that game in order to instead both draw 7 again! - BlackRose
Mr_Horrible:
say that every morning
PhoenixMelior: Sorry peter, you forgot to pay for pact.
punahougirl84: A gentleman's mulligan.
LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
LRRbot: Charge the Sanctum [2{R/W}] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Mr_Horrible: +3/+1 and first strike seems a pretty powerful trick, but fairly costed at 3
JDogg2K4: @LRRMTG_Judge Thank you BlackRose
LRRbot: Winter, Tormented Loner [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [0/3] | When Winter enters, you may sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. When you do, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Winter gets +1/+0 for each creature and planeswalker card in your graveyard.
maclenrac: response, cast it
PhoenixMelior: I think i also woukd have sacced that goyf
Whatsit_the_Git: chat there used to be "grey" creatures that could only be attacked directly by other "grey" ones right? there weren't artifacts.
Mr_Horrible: goyf understands
Whatsit_the_Git: they weren't*
Appleguard: shadow?
GredGredmansson: @Whatsit_the_Git you might be thinking of the "shadow" keyword, but you've never been able to attack a creature directly
RatherLargeToad: Syr Veil
LRRMTG_Judge: @Whatsit_the_Git you're probably thinking of the Shadow ability, yeah - Ku
Whatsit_the_Git: oooh okay ty Shadow as keyword ty
LRRbot: Ferocity of the Hunt [1{B/G}] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has deathtouch. / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
maclenrac: Sir veil
GredGredmansson: it was mostly in white and black
sallomon33: m'demon *tips hat*
Redbassist: M'Demon
accountmadeforants: The Loregoyf
Redbassist: 🎩
Jon_CoffeeRobot: finding two damage in red is impossible in Reality Fracture
Sorator13: game 4, technically!
nerdsmatt: cast away doubt?
LRRbot: Theorix Metamage // Omit Variables | Theorix Metamage [2{U/B}] | Creature — Shade Wizard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+0 and has flying as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. // Omit Variables [{U/B}] | Sorcery | Mill three cards.
josh___something: game 4? 👀
ArabescaDGuerra: What mage did they meet?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Mill two creatures??
@LRRbot: Heartstring Puller [3R] | Creature — Elf Sorcerer [3/1] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet.
@B__C__: That's what cadets are for after all.
@LRRbot: Stinging Vitriol [BR] | Sorcery | Stinging Vitriol deals 2 damage to target opponent. That player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. They discard that card.
@LRRbot: Charge the Sanctum [2{R/W}] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counte…
@heavenlyevan: Smh forgetting Teferi and Kaya are part of the Gatewatch
@LRRbot: Winter, Tormented Loner [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [0/3] | When Winter enters, you may sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. When you do, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their c…
@B__C__: Love the mechanics and theming on this Winter.
@LRRbot: Ferocity of the Hunt [1{B/G}] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has deathtouch. / When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield t…
@LRRbot: Theorix Metamage // Omit Variables | Theorix Metamage [2{U/B}] | Creature — Shade Wizard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+0 and has flying as long as there …
@jameswilson5038: game 3.5
PhoenixMelior: Also now peter has a blocker
Jon_CoffeeRobot: wooooo
TimeToFry: Oh my god!
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
SmashTCG: GET THERE
doubleforte: brutal
Sorator13:
Mr_Horrible:
let's gooooo
MWGNZ:
sallomon33:
josh___something: Game 4!!!
Boltarion: LFG
Dovian: LETS GO
thanzo:
MrSarkhan:
accountmadeforants:
TheWanderingNomad:
ElektroTal: We take it!
GredGredmansson: Theorix and Sad Gallia, I think
Dog_of_Myth:
Rodzos:
Spritz_T:
Boltarion: GAME 4
Jon_CoffeeRobot: what an OUT
Mr_Bitterness:
Julian_Rogue: @PhoenixMelior demon has trample tho
JDogg2K4: Hype
Chenderle:
Mr_Horrible: we love a mythic moment (made with commons and uncommons)
GasCityGaming:
No guest has won a whole match yet btw
feelingfroggo: LETS GOOOOOOOO
Sorator13: Is this the first game 4 at a PPR?
punahougirl84: Wow - clutch!
KaleidoscopeMind: AH jumpscared by Kathleen!
flyman347: echoverse kathleen jumpscare
sallomon33:
LRRMTG_Judge: we have gone to game 4 before at a PPR.
XavusGaming: whoah jumpscare blonde Kathleen
KaleidoscopeMind: @flyman347 same braincell!
PhoenixMelior: Dont worry about it
accountmadeforants:
Just draw until both of you have the best possible hand of 7
sallomon33: 'too long'
adambomb625: Echoverse Kathleen says "Yay! we're shooting late today"
BeardedSpaghet: At least 6-7 turns
doubleforte: hoo boy
Redbassist: Is Table Friend actually Table Fiend in the echoverse?
sallomon33:
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen is blonde... again.
TotallyNotaBeholder: The sunny Kahtleen Jumpscare
MrSarkhan: It's a jumpscare every time
GredGredmansson: you love DOGS
obl1vionz: i faint
Sorator13: honestly, the colorful sweater is more alarming than the wig
lolmyheroin: why is kathleen in a wig
CaptainSpam: Echoverse Kathleen IS still a fan of Snoopy, though.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: I want to go get my Snoopy t-shirt in solidarity
Julian_Rogue: KAREN-LEEN is great
LRRMTG_Judge: I was off getting lunch and this is my first site of Echoverse Kathleen - Ku
EvilBadman: It's DB10 KAtieee
TheMightyGerg: Kathlaren
Sorator13: @Sora_Mayura this is Echoverse Kathleen
josh___something: Katiee continues to haunt us
GasCityGaming:
I ran 3k on the treadmill and showered during this match, so however long that is
LRRMTG_Judge:
♡♡katiee♡♡ is quite scary
Sora_Mayura: ah, that makes more sense
XavusGaming:
It's my first time seeing it I was away for the start of the round
RebekahWSD: I always forget just how scary the blond wig is on Kathleen, it gives me hell of a startle every single time
Bugberry: The Planar Chaos?
punahougirl84: EV Kathleen is rocking the Snoopy sweater.
morteica: That looks suspiciously like a beer .. lol
Sorator13: It's a very good sweater
gualdhar: Kathleen looks like she'd be in the SNL sketch Californians.
LRRMTG_Judge: yay @kilnfiendpotter
BeardedSpaghet: Echoverse-BDG be like: I love niche sport facts, what's a video game?
donestebandewelparel: Whats the opposite of King Gizzard? 😅
TheSpikeFeeders: I HEARD HAVE BEEN SLANDERED
idontgetmyrealname: omg Kathleen
BrowneePointz: Kilnfiendpotter the Goat
TheMightyGerg: Oh the artist is in chat? VERY talented
Spades_Slicc: This match has taken one (1) blood donation
couchboyj: Echoverse Kathleen has a fall sweater that proclaims how much she loves pumpkin spice
RustZenith: Why is Ash-leigh at the end of the table? Lol
LRRMTG_Judge: I'm still not sure whether I'm more scared of Echoverse Kathleen or Judge Snerge... - BlackRose
Jon_CoffeeRobot: sadly yes, they are sold out on DFTBA
PhoenixMelior: @donestebandewelparel king zykor and the war boar
Simonark: Look, 17 other parallel timeline Kathleens have drifted by through the course of the match, we didn't even get to see Grizzled Mariner Kathleen or 30s Gangster/Obsessive Tappanyaki Chef Kathleen on camera.
GredGredmansson: is that a threat
Kentosaurus: It's the echoverse. Anything goes lore-wise
sallomon33:
Julian_Rogue: likes big beasts and can lie
josh___something:
radioshackraider: Echoverse Kathleen is into Lorcana
doubleforte:
EPGelion: Kathleen's constant smile is .... unnerving
FauksStarling: Echo-Kathleen is the 2/2 Bears player at the table.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: What's not sold out is the Dorian Smiles t-shirt on Brian's DFTBA store! Go buy
TheMightyGerg: OK, so the BIG question is: Where is the fork between Kathleen and Echo Kathleen?
doubleforte: two immovable objects...
Fayili: Omg did y'all see Michelle's craft for Desert Bus this year?
BrowneePointz: as a fan of Godzilla and Monster Hunter, I DO have big thoughts on Ikoria
FauksStarling: Paul you are a wizard!
Spritz_T: how did i not realize that was kathleen
josh___something: The judge shudders
Fayili: It's gorrrrrrrgeous
PhoenixMelior: Wow paul
SmashTCG: "dont underestimate my power"
Zartnic: Make more circles!
lightfut: Rather lose than Mulligan sounds like a button
Brozard: @TheMightyGerg Moving from New Zealand to Prince George
EvilBadman: that's why he's paul
radioshackraider: How did we get a draw anyway?
Boltarion: How/Wow Paul
idontgetmyrealname: what the hell happened while I was driving home from the office?
josh___something:
That is a beautiful overlay
Knuffles717283: It looks like the LRR logo.
Sorator13: @idontgetmyrealname An intentional draw and a visit from Echoverse KAthleen
Jon_CoffeeRobot: @idontgetmyrealname Kathleen has been replaced with 💓Katiee💖
TriseAlpha: I hope that any future Tam planeswalker cards have the Jace subtype.
hd_dabnado: weekend time!
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
Boltarion: @TriseAlpha That would be cool
Jon_CoffeeRobot: make the Goyf player discard? Yay
Sorator13: @TriseAlpha eh, I think Tam gets to be her own thing
LRRMTG_Judge: @radioshackraider Both players were going to mulligan to 6, so we made use of an intentional draw to let them both try another 7 instead. Notably this is also something you could choose to offer your opponents as an option at your own prerelease! - BlackRose
Jon_CoffeeRobot: !card Innovative Commons
LRRbot: Innovative Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
rbitikofer: I've been watching old WTWYDYA while doing book repairs at work, so it's nice to be able to tune in live to a BDG stream while fixing books
TheMightyGerg: @LRRMTG_Judge I do it often! We call it a "Gentleman's Seven"
PhoenixMelior: Ooh, flample!
@jameswilson5038: way to pull that out of your butt
@epicpoke-w5d: trample death touch though if he didn't get the mills. still wouldve been lethal
@B__C__: That's how I shuffle.
@Jay-dot-launch: How do yall have the set already?!
@epicpoke-w5d: wizard sponsored
@itsazombiethingsgaming1107: They always have the set to showcase for Wizards a week before Prerelease jay
@Jay-dot-launch: Ty poked
@Jay-dot-launch: Ty zombie. New to the game and super excited for this set
@LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
@LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
RatherLargeToad: Hey Mar!
TheOneInquisitor: @LRRMTG_Judge Oh that's actually really good to know I will make use of it
JDogg2K4: The curse made one of the generic mana drop off of the mana cost
maclenrac: Powerful
Boltarion: @JDogg2K4 plused jace
Julian_Rogue: GAME CHANGER Mentioned >.>
Jon_CoffeeRobot: The early Jace gets the Tam
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TheOneInquisitor: An early jace that RAMPS you
TheMightyGerg: Wrong channel, BDG
LRRMTG_Judge: @TheMightyGerg I also make use of it fairly frequently at my prereleases, and am happy to get the opportunity to teach more people about it today =D - BlackRose
TheMightyGerg: Though I want Graham or Kathleen on Dropout.
LRRbot: Theorix Metamage // Omit Variables | Theorix Metamage [2{U/B}] | Creature — Shade Wizard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+0 and has flying as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. // Omit Variables [{U/B}] | Sorcery | Mill three cards.
hd_dabnado: oh wait new shade???
JDogg2K4: @Boltarion Sorry, I meant 4 is VERY efficient for a 4/4 trample flying gamble, so the curse have reduced it's mana cost.
sallomon33:
I believe a card that hasn't been released yet wouldn't really be able to be a Game Changer
JDogg2K4: Wasn't suggesting anyone misplayed
Sorator13:
it's not enough to play magic and be entertaining on camera; you *also* have to remember to play your cards Differently. It's fine
sallomon33:
LRRMTG_Judge:
And Me. I've been here the whole time. (Honestly I've been on this judge account for 95% of the PPRs)
RoBunnyVIBE:
hello future me 
TheWanderingNomad: MY DINOSAUR WIFE
LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you control have trample.
ArabescaDGuerra:
@LRRMTG_Judge And we thank you for your work
PhoenixMelior: Dino demon?
GredGredmansson: and one green mana
josh___something: The devil dinosaur?
RatherLargeToad: Don’t! Stop! Me now!
Sorator13: "all I need is a demon and a dinosaur" is life goals
EbDorian: !link
PhoenixMelior: Is K's mic off?
doubleforte: no
LoadingReadyRun:
it annoys me that the unicode half circle doesn't have different sizes like the unicode empty and full circle
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Oh the Demon and the Dino can be friends🎵
couchboyj: Echoverse Kathleen enjoys Gilmore Girls fan fiction
polluxr: @LoadingReadyRun this is evil hahaha
hd_dabnado: its amazing having the username "HD" and being online
kumatsu: trombopline acquired
Chenderle: Trampample
maclenrac: Ghalta and Curse-Mark walk into a bar
flyman347:
@couchboyj
WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun You could rearrange them and add the arrowhead to make the LRR logo! =P
LRRbot: Whiplash Wordsmith // Vicious Verse | Whiplash Wordsmith [3{B/R}] | Creature — Vampire Sorcerer [3/3] | This creature enters prepared. / As long as an opponent was dealt noncombat damage this turn, this creature has flying and haste. // Vicious Verse [{B/R}] | Sorcery | Vicious Verse deals 1 damage to target opponent.
Ktolos: isn’t their side story on AO3 already?
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun I want to make fanfic for Echo-Gisa and Echo-Geralf! What colors do you think they would be?
LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
hd_dabnado:
gallia, no longer crushing a guy's head
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@LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you…
@articerile: Jesus Christ Brian
@epicpoke-w5d: that damn demon has trample squared now
@marcushead9985: It has that super-trample thing they tried like 25 years ago where it can assign all of its combat damage as if it weren't blocked.
@B__C__: Afflict.
@LRRbot: Whiplash Wordsmith // Vicious Verse | Whiplash Wordsmith [3{B/R}] | Creature — Vampire Sorcerer [3/3] | This creature enters prepared. / As long as an opponent was dealt noncombat damage this turn, t…
@jameswilson5038: super trampled with exile any creature that dies
@GrizonII: @marcushead9985 needs a Proud Wildbonder
@LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that…
Jon_CoffeeRobot: a bing bang bing bang bong bing boom
ArdCollider: @GredGredmansson "insufferable Selesnya types" seems about on the nose
Fayili: A lot of professional authors are essentially obligated to not read fanfic of their works in case it either influences them or someone claims it did, which is a real shame.
RatherLargeToad: that’s for the other Ghalta
LoadingReadyRun:
Fanfic Fblthp gets lost is some very *sexy* places 😳
Luminaire_p: in the Echoverse, we’re more worried about about Toughness Creep
WriterRaven: Oh my.
kumatsu: @Fayili the same thing is also quite true of game design
GredGredmansson: @ArdCollider yeah that's what i was thinking, specifically White Geralf (he's still working with medical stuff) and Green Gisa (she still has a shovel)
KaleidoscopeMind: He Fbls his tgp until he's totally lost?
Redbassist: Fblthp finds himself
RaklarLS: Fblthp, lost in sexy places, with no concept of what sexy is
josh___something:
GredGredmansson: and yeah they love each other very much (not in "that way" but they sometimes come off as "that way")
doubleforte:
serge
shushu2539:
ArdCollider: Fblthp finds something else
maclenrac: nice
sallomon33:
CaptainSpam:
@RaklarLS I mean, now that's just sounding like echoverse Leisure Suit Larry...
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Pleasure Suit Gary
doubleforte: yes!
ElektroTal: fbl slipped
Spritz_T:
Redbassist: GG
feelingfroggo: gg
Jon_CoffeeRobot: ahhhh!!!
TimeToFry: Oh my god??
josh___something:
thanzo:
GG
MsMarkarth: Love a petty four
sallomon33:
accountmadeforants:
ContingentCat:
our Kathleen back
FauksStarling: Echo-Kathleen has been eaten by rats.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: 999? I'd like to report a murder?
thanzo:
maclenrac: Yay, Kathleen's back
EvilBadman: Katiee goes back in the bin for another 10 years
Redbassist:
CookieMom: Jace causing issues? Never!
morteica: 👏👏👏👏GG
MrSarkhan:
LoadingReadyRun: Bartleby is the best stunt double
KaleidoscopeMind: i didnt realize we could trap echo-thleen in bartlby?
insanecat6mtg:
generalnuk: Pulled a lillana
Dr_fragenstien: it is gas leak hours
feelingfroggo: some gas leak energy
Dr_fragenstien: round 4 like clockwork
ContingentCat:
I hope so too
feelingfroggo: @Dr_fragenstien same braincell
maclenrac: That other lady was freaking me out
TimeToFry: Both of the guests this PPR have been phenomenal
TheMightyGerg: Also Turn 5 Ghalta RULED.
Redbassist: Good stuff 👀
Simonark: In other news, both Cab Driver Kathleen and Mecha-Pope Kathleen died with the faces of Pistachio and Creepy Doll.
Busttino: This was a greaat PPR. Good guests
doubleforte: fight! fight! kiss! kiss!
KaleidoscopeMind: talking sim?
ContingentCat: and then they'll play magic
Julian_Rogue: the audio compressiion is higher on the crack a pack lmao
maclenrac: Pack crackling
KaleidoscopeMind: are the talking sim folks going to eat cards when no one is looking
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Technically Gallia could put a +1/+1 counter on itself. Then it's a 3/2!
@epicpoke-w5d: she doesnt get haste herself unfortunately
@epicpoke-w5d: oh wait i think i read that wrong
@GrizonII: Doesn't get double-haste
@jameswilson5038: the first ever person to win two and a half games at a PPR
@pharmacistjudge: this has happened before
@jameswilson5038: didn't know that
@pharmacistjudge: Wheeler is the biggest user of the draw game and both draw 7
@B__C__: It was a 'Better than 3'.
@jameswilson5038: yeah I haven't watched all of these
@hanab5191: i love intentionally drawing to get back to 7.
@bebfliberty2443: I hope snerge is still alive
TimeToFry: My name is Lily... am I a Lilyhead?
Alyssa_Swift: A little bit OF him is very involved
WriterRaven: Wrecko!
RaklarLS: i love wrecko
DarkMorford: The UB sets are fun, but I love seeing WotC's story team get to flex like this again
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XenoPenumbra: This card feels rough to play
accountmadeforants: We need a new Elemental Blast for hyper-specific color hate >:(
TimeToFry: Pfffff
tinaun: callbacks
Voidhawk42: Mistform Ultimus (and other changelings) disagree!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What about the Tarmogoyf I equipped with Spy Kit, past Graham?
ArabescaDGuerra: Crack-a-pack Cinematic Universe reference
WriterRaven: @Voidhawk42 Changeling doesn't count. =P
Bugberry: Planar Chaos also had a Knight variant, Blood Knight, which was Red.
Sorator13: we saw the power of ramp!Jace last match, though
@B__C__: I think Emrakul ate him.
@jameswilson5038: I can't remember when did the rule change that the first player doesn't draw
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@SmithKurosaki: @jameswilson5038 I know it's before Khans, but that's about as much as I know
@GrizonII: @jameswilson5038 As part of the standard rules it was 5th Edition, but had already been in use at tournaments before then.
@SmithKurosaki: Sounds like it was after New Phyrexia tho
@SmithKurosaki: (I am unsure on the NPH part of that though)
@jameswilson5038: stop playing for the first time in about 99. and it seems like I remember being able to draw. then I started back up about 2010
@jameswilson5038: anywhere between 99 and say 2003 details are foggy at best
accountmadeforants:
Demonstrating that removing the "to your manapool" bit was a good call.
Mr_Horrible: that makes me wonder if it's wubrg order for the continuity from top to bottom
Mr_Horrible: since it looks like w is the pinnacle and g is the base
adambomb625: All colors have the entire tower
s0lesurviv0r: time to start playing lands like servers in Netrunner
Sorator13: I think Peter was saying it's five different angles/"sides" of the same tower?
Sorator13: so each color has a bottom, middle, and top
Kaerose: this art for face yourself is so incredible
Mr_Horrible: ohh, I see I see
Voidhawk42: Notably says "player", not "opponent", so you can face yourself
Sorator13: oh that's very interesting frame treatment
Sorator13: @Voidhawk42 which only makes sense!
XenoPenumbra: @Voidhawk42 Cheeky!
Dog_of_Myth:
kumatsu: I ordered a collector box of this set, I'm looking forward to all the Weird Art this set's got
DaxamLhant: Thats not a weird
TheWanderingNomad: I also do not wished to be there
RatherLargeToad: Tis a silly place
doubleforte: it's only a model
Mr_Horrible: I do really like that this art gets the plague mask
XenoPenumbra: Oooo this art rules!
Sorator13: sad ~robot~ elf druid!
accountmadeforants:
I'd also be fun if the tower was actually a really big circle and it's just hard to tell at distance (or non-euclidean nonsense is going on), so there's no faction is on "top" (But yeah multiple sides of the same tower makes more sense)
Dog_of_Myth: Sad Elf
Marvoleath: Sad robotanist
doubleforte: ohhhh boy
Alyssa_Swift: I like "Sad Growbot", it's shorter
TalismanG1: It's a good callback to the original card too. Originally Solemn Simulacrum was going to be a simic elf iirc
Sorator13: yknow, I've been a little surprised we haven't seen more proliferate in this set, given the planeswalker theme
Voidhawk42: @accountmadeforants The tower being a giant Mage Ring (ala Vyrn, jace's OG plane) would have been cool
petey_vonwho: Gavin!
Appleguard: @Sorator13 I think they wanted it to be a departure from WAR's approach to a walker set
petey_vonwho: @TalismanG1 Treefolk actually
RebekahWSD: Huh
KaleidoscopeMind: so high
Jon_CoffeeRobot: that's very mentally healthy
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Nightecho06: Don't you already do that for both of them?!?
spethycakes: amazing stakes
Graham_LRR: I hope Cameron wins
Diabore: over under on how long till adam gets blocked?
WriterRaven: Echoverse Adam is still an agent of chaos, I see.
TheWanderingNomad:
OH didn't realize Cori was Adam's boss
e_bloc: I think you want Cori to win
MartonyTho: What if it's a draw?
shushu2539: and if it's a draw?
Marvoleath: gotta go for the draw
e_bloc: draw? Heather
gualdhar: I for one would love someone to do wellness checks on me every day
Jon_CoffeeRobot: call it your daily Savvatical
feelingfroggo: what about the draw?
CaptainSpam: Graham and Paul are like, "Wait, we didn't sign off on this..."
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spethycakes: that 3 am check-in
NotCainNorAbel: threatening to be a good friend
Dr_Jones91: gotta answer the phone like jigsaw though lol
RustZenith: This sounds like a curse lol
polluxr: @e_bloc so, Adam dies? ahahaha
accountmadeforants: Hangs up at 23:59, calls again at 00:00
ArdCollider:
EbDorian:
has Adam planned for the event of a draw?
LRRMTG_Judge: he did say
@GrizonII: @jameswilson5038 5ED rules is 1996 but certainly in non-tournament play would not be surprised if people weren't aware for a while
@jameswilson5038: yeah probably. maybe we just hadn't switched up the rules yet
LRRMTG_Judge: " I hope Cameron wins"
LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
Marvoleath: *number blocked*
maclenrac: OPen well
LRRbot: Stingerquill Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: No Admittance [1R] | Sorcery | No Admittance deals 3 damage to any target. / Empower Jace 1.
LRRbot: Break Under Pressure [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Precise Redaction [1U] | Instant | Counter target white or black spell.
Sorator13: @Wolfstrike_NL very cool!
LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it, you win the game. Fblthp's owner shuffles him into their library.
Graham_LRR: I want Adam to phone me every day.
doubleforte: the booooy
Mai_Andra: [Except on Party Business]
josh___something: Impossibly sick
TheWanderingNomad: Pot Belly Fblthip
LRRbot: Fblthp, Knows the Way [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus Scout [*/2] | Domain — Fblthp's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / When Fblthp enters, search your library for up to X basic land cards with different names, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
s0lesurviv0r: coming in late, how has Empower been working out?
maclenrac: win the game
Kentosaurus: He knows the way I'm so happy for him
Marvoleath: ah yes, the Mandalorian Fblthp
kumatsu: @Graham_LRR sometimes you just want to catch up with your friends
RatherLargeToad: He’s a scout!
e_bloc: I'm gonna play a lot of that card
Sorator13: @s0lesurviv0r It's been good! BDG, in particular, had a game with the enchantment to give it "+1: gain a red mana" and it was *very* strong
Simonark: Wait. The prospect of a draw came up today. Who does Adam call if the match is a tie?
LRRbot: Yuriko, Blade of the Mighty [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [2/3] | During combat, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities. / Whenever a creature you control attacks a player alone, it gains double strike until end of turn.
gualdhar: At least Mapquest still has Lake Ontario
ALLxISxLOST: what colours has Fblthp been?
TheMightyGerg: This Fblthp doesn't have a map, he just doesn't CARE about where he is.
Professor_Colin: xD
TheMightyGerg: He knows the way home
s0lesurviv0r:
@Sorator13 
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
e_bloc: can you milk a homonoculous
Bruceski: GPS -- Garruk Positioning System.
LRRbot: Seasoned Cryomancer [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. When you discard one or more nonland cards this way, tap up to that many target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them. / {3}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw two cards.
josh___something: Even if adam is obliged to call you "Other boss"
BrowneePointz: in that timeline Tamiyo became emperor by being based and starting an uprising
Marvoleath: @Simonark he calls them both from different phones and then put them together
maclenrac: Banger
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does this go in Aristocrats?
Kentosaurus: seezy creezy?
e_bloc: you can do the last bit as an instant right
maclenrac: Blink blink blink
XenoPenumbra: But how do i combo with this?
LRRbot: Solarium Sentry [GW] | Creature — Cat Soldier [3/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value 2 or less, you gain 2 life.
Sorator13: @e_bloc yep
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Serge giving a HARD comedy no
e_bloc: @Sorator13 ty
Cinnabat: that cat is messed up
couchboyj: Canadian Commander
kumatsu: they :3'ed my Watchwolf
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Meow!
josh___something: Serge is being ragebaited
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Sorator13: hell yeah watchwolf
LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mountain for mana, add an additional {R}.
BrowneePointz: red tide!
Sorator13: I do love watchwolf
LRRbot: Null Summoner [2UB] | Creature — Human Warlock [4/2] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may cast the exiled card, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Sorator13: one of my OG decks was Tolsimir Wolfblood with watchwolfs
e_bloc: hell yeah high tide bent
TheWriterAleph: pyre rhymes with fire.
polluxr: wow, cam's pack was stacked
Simonark: It's never even killed Smaug!
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2
Eepymrrp: prior rhyhmer
accountmadeforants:
I have to assume the German typeline got a bit too squished or something
smurfomancer: something something serge clams red tide
Mai_Andra: Skull Numbiner
Mr_Horrible: Samut, Fast
XenoPenumbra: Nooom
DarkMorford: Haste bear!
Mr_Horrible: also: red cleric
Mr_Horrible: very neat
BrowneePointz: red bear with global haste
BrowneePointz: she’s so good
maclenrac: Nice pack
raulghoulia: what are you, James?
Mr_Horrible: Adam don't do me like this
soulcannons: More Red stuff for my Rakdos
Mai_Andra: Humans? in bears?!
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: RW hate-...people?
Sorator13:
Adam targeting exactly me with that comment
LRRbot: Afterthought Sentry [2] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | {2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
Simonark: People who don't think bears have haste has never yelled at one in real life.
falcn120: hey, I love playing humans, give me that extra feat
LRRbot: Inspired Tethermage [2G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Whenever you put one or more loyalty counters on a planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {6}: Empower Jace 2.
Bugberry: So many people playing Guard in 40k make me ask the same thing.
LRRbot: Solve for Disappointment [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / Empower Jace 1.
Mr_Horrible: <- guy who usually just approximates himself in character creators
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Craftwork Crusher [3RRGG] | Artifact Creature — Boar Construct [7/5] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose two — / • This creature deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / • Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. / • Draw a card.
maclenrac: Good luck
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: Rig Pig
BrowneePointz: So Adam, a Warcraft DnD book is coming out, what Species/Class would you play for a campaign?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible but what if You but as an Elf?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not even Legendary. You could have 3 eyes of Jace.
petey_vonwho: That eye is so unsettling
RatherLargeToad:
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry I mean that has happened, too
radioshackraider: I feel like if you show up in a fantasy world with cargo pants, or try to invent them, you get imprisoned for commiting some kind of sin
KaleidoscopeMind: what do you mean??
BrowneePointz: this card works for every college which is sick
slayer346: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
maclenrac: gross
Mr_Horrible: so I guess it ain't too bad
Bugberry: Jace's pepe hole
LRRbot: Proft, Consulting Detective [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [2/2] | Whenever you scry or surveil, you may pay {2}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Proft and draw a card.
Sorator13: @Dread_Pirate_Westley The flavor text explains that there are Many eyes of jace
LRRbot: Proft, Sinister Mastermind [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/5] | Threshold — You can't cast this spell unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. / Menace / {B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn.
rosesmcgee: I'm spilling hot sauce on it every day ay lunch
ContingentCat: Friendship is magic Adam
flyman347: now kiss!
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
LRRbot: Chandra, Chill of Compliance [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [3] | +1: Surveil 1. If you put a noncreature, nonland card into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand. / +1: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. / −X: Tap target artifact or creature. Put X stun counters on it. / −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card."
kynelwynn: The artist made note that the eye depicted in the Eye of Jace has a brown dot in the iris as apparently Jace has in his eyes
Simonark: Adam.. There's So Much Magic In The World If You've But Eyes To See It... oh, sorry, you gave that away.
BrowneePointz: he made her a cop ye
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Mr_Horrible: literally "She's blue for an amazing reason"
Dog_of_Myth: She's a cop
Sorator13: cam...
sallomon33:
Voidhawk42: Chandra: ACAB
LRRbot: The Theorist, Jace Beleren [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | At the beginning of each opponent's draw step, you draw a card. / +1: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token. / −2: For each opponent, return up to one target artifact or creature that player controls to its owner's hand. / −6: Draw three cards. Then put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: well, she didn't blue herself
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: CAM
accountmadeforants: Adam listening to "Do You Believe In Magic" and aggressively going "NO" every time the chorus comes around
cjtree: Jace Blue'd the Multiverse
Alyssa_Swift: Jace turned Chandra into a cop, his echoverse sucks
josh___something: Yooo
maclenrac: yay
LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
@LRRbot: Shatterwing Pegasus [2W] | Creature — Pegasus [2/3] | Flying / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
@LRRbot: Stingerquill Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
@LRRbot: No Admittance [1R] | Sorcery | No Admittance deals 3 damage to any target. / Empower Jace 1.
@LRRbot: Break Under Pressure [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control. You gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Precise Redaction [1U] | Instant | Counter target white or black spell.
@LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it,…
@LRRbot: Fblthp, Knows the Way [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus Scout [*/2] | Domain — Fblthp's power is equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / When Fblthp enters, search yo…
@LRRbot: Yuriko, Blade of the Mighty [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [2/3] | During combat, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities. / Whenever a creature you cont…
@LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
@LRRbot: Seasoned Cryomancer [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. When you discard one or more nonland cards this way, tap up to that many…
@jameswilson5038: well at least in The collector packs it looks like the dual lands are pretty available
@LRRbot: Solarium Sentry [GW] | Creature — Cat Soldier [3/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value 2 or less, you gain 2 life.
@LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mo…
@LRRbot: Null Summoner [2UB] | Creature — Human Warlock [4/2] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / Threshold —…
@LRRbot: Afterthought Sentry [2] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | {2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
@LRRbot: Inspired Tethermage [2G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | Whenever you put one or more loyalty counters on a planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / {6}: Empower Jace 2.
@LRRbot: Solve for Disappointment [1B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland permanent card from it. That player discards that card. / Empower Jace 1.
@LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
@LRRbot: Craftwork Crusher [3RRGG] | Artifact Creature — Boar Construct [7/5] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose two — / • This creature deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / • Creat…
@LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you …
@LRRbot: Proft, Consulting Detective [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [2/2] | Whenever you scry or surveil, you may pay {2}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Proft and draw a card.
@LRRbot: Proft, Sinister Mastermind [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/5] | Threshold — You can't cast this spell unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. / Menace / {B}, Discard this c…
@LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
@LRRbot: Chandra, Chill of Compliance [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [3] | +1: Surveil 1. If you put a noncreature, nonland card into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand. / +1: Add…
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@LRRbot: The Theorist, Jace Beleren [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | At the beginning of each opponent's draw step, you draw a card. / +1: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token. / −2: For each …
ALLxISxLOST: So when MTG and Skyrim eventually cross over what colour is the Kallax Shelf gonna be under?
TimeToFry: Hachi machi what a pack
soulcannons: Cam...that was great
polluxr: OOOh, the cool art jace
Mr_Horrible:
TOM BAXA ART RAAAAAAH 
josh___something: This pack is stacked
LRRbot: Avatar of Burgeoning Echoes [GU] | Creature — Avatar [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, empower Jace 2. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−10]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each land you control."
Diabore: hell of a pack
tdapenguin: @ALLxISxLOST I thought it was white in the ad?
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Mythic into Mythic into Mythic
TimeToFry: !card Shipwreck Marsh
LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
BrowneePointz: slowland ye
LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Bugberry: @ALLxISxLOST 5 color commander that can store everything.
maclenrac: also good pack
BrowneePointz: Cori got the cool recursive Jace art
Dog_of_Myth: !y
LRRbot: Goose value 71
KaleidoscopeMind: classic serge sound
flyman347: that jace art has a bird jace on it
kumatsu: Serge "Quack Quack" Yager
tsp397: Quack quack, highlander playable
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Serge's famous catchprase
ContingentCat: that's our Serge, quack quack
gsyhiap: Ca-caw!
Wolfstrike_NL: 10 owls? quack quack
Bugberry: Jace Approves
KaleidoscopeMind: it's like his really loud hiccups
NewtyNewts: No lighting grid failures
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Paul could have done the funniest thing there
DarkMorford: There's a game?
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins?
Simonark: But is it Highlander 2: The Quickening playable? Serge never tells us the important details.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: unlike those *previous* idiots
Bugberry: Unplayable in Beejlander
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
Makoforte: How many freaking highlander formats are there
josh___something:
What was adam's wager again? Who is Paul and Graham's champion?
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Diabore: @josh___something cori-paul and cam-graham
Makoforte: Canadian, Australian 7 Point, The TV Series...
LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
accountmadeforants: @Makoforte You, too, can start a format if you can find someone else to play it with (and that last part is optional, you could just post the rules on a forum!)
Mr_Horrible: "Loot the nexus? Don't mind if I do!"
LoadingReadyRun: All Barbras must obey!
adambomb625: I don't get Cameron's deck title
Bugberry: He's doing the Jurassic World meme.
josh___something: Lil grabbies
Mr_Horrible: Loot meets Jimothy and they dap each other up
LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Then creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
Cinnabat: daaaaang
TehAmelie: abso-lootley
kumatsu: @Mr_Horrible Me when I boot up Heroes of the Storm
Diabore: its slurs mckenzie!
Wolfstrike_NL: the combo
goatprince: aww, she's going to be leaving oil on every surface she sits on
sallomon33:
Mr_Horrible:
@kumatsu HELL yeah 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
Serge is certainly making some noise now
Mr_Bitterness: Graham better get ready for Adam's daily call
maclenrac: no mercy
BrowneePointz: there’s a very cute moment of him practicing his Ravnican Alphabet in the story and it broke me a little bit
Mr_Horrible: miss playing my big Diablo dummy tanks
TimeToFry: Hachi machi
Aarek: @kumatsu people don't boot up Heroes of the Storm
BrowneePointz: it’s hard to forget the Loot is an actual Child
Simonark: Wait.. good cards?
BrowneePointz: that*
BrowneePointz: 3 echoes per pack
couchboyj: Every pack has a mirror pair and 1 other part of a pair
LRRbot: Silence the Echo [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker or pay {3}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
couchboyj: Which will lead to some weird draft signals to try and pick up on
BrowneePointz: increase rare chance I think but I don’t know the Asfan
maclenrac: mythic down
kumatsu: this set has to have a Raise Dead, right?
LRRbot: Arni, Renowned Champion [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [1/5] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, Arni gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
johnnylongtorso: Arni Saknussem?
Mr_Horrible: Pandemonium, In Guy Form
Bugberry: @kumatsu there's a Zombify that also Empowers Jace.
TimeToFry: This is main multiverse Arni
feelingfroggo: this is multiverse arni
Jon_CoffeeRobot: That isn't Echoverse Arni, sorry Serge
josh___something: This is the multiverse version
Mr_Bitterness: That's regular verse Arni. Echoverse Arni doesn't have the horn
couchboyj: This is regular Arni, echo Arni has a smooth noggin
sallomon33: yeah, that's the mainiverse Arni
Juliamon:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that's "classic" Arni, Echoverse version does not
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Only slightly.
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
PhorrestGaze: I like Korn
Alyssa_Swift: Echoverse Arni just has a rune on his forehead where main Arni's horn would be
emilevitt:
go!
Mr_Horrible: little a twisted transistor, as a treat
LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@LRRbot: Curse-Marred Demon [2RR] | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Flying, trample / When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.
@LRRbot: Avatar of Burgeoning Echoes [GU] | Creature — Avatar [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, empower Jace 2. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−10]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target crea…
@jameswilson5038: I may be the only one but I'm not a huge fan of these full art lands. and I reiterate I really do not like foil cards
@sunnydfangirl: money pack holy moly
@LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@sunnydfangirl: the full art theorist is maybe the prettiest art in this set which is saying something
@jameswilson5038: will the original foiling on like 7th edition was awesome I do not like it whenever everything is covered in foil
@LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped w…
@LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
@LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wi…
@LRRbot: Silence the Echo [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker or pay {3}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
@LRRbot: Arni, Renowned Champion [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Berserker [1/5] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, Arni gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
@nickatwork: always appreciate a NIN reference
@LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Simonark: Is a theoretical necromancer one who's got talent but never given it a go?
BrowneePointz: a theoretical necromancer is someone with the knowledge but has never done it surely
Jon_CoffeeRobot: feels similar to first game where it was All Swings
EbDorian:
wow, Cam killed Loot... 
TehAmelie: they speak with the dead, but it's just one-sided conversation
kumatsu: Theoretical Necromancer is my Danny Elfman cover band
BrowneePointz: *insert theoretical degree in physics joke here*
LRRbot: Sureshot Sower [1G] | Creature — Human Archer [3/1] | Reach / {3}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.
LRRMTG_Judge:
it's a person who reanimated a virus. so you're not sure if those are really alive to begin with.
dpj2009: Cori I'd the prodigy
Bruceski: @Simonark We only calculate how to efficiently create a ravenous horde of undead, We don't actually make it.
LRRbot: Dedicated Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Viewers_Like_You: Blocking is for blockers
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
radioshackraider: Math isn't for blockers, it's for table friends
Simonark: @Bruceski But that's just sensible.
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
dpj2009: Cam fighting with fire
Diabore: cam unfortunately not his own opponent
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Cam, Internally Struggling
LRRMTG_Judge: You are not your own opponent (no matter how badly you are playing) - Natedogg
RecursiveAcronym: you being your own opponent is the whole theme of the set though!
KWardJenx:
100 I love everything about the energy of this round
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
LRRMTG_Judge:
you can be your own worst enemy, but not your own opponent.
josh___something: Outside of the game, I am always my own opponent
Bruceski: @Simonark I'm thinking more along the lines of Bomb Designer as opposed to the people who make them.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Taking lethal is a bold move
Simonark: Both Ben Wheeler and Kang the Conqueror disagree.
kumatsu: I don't think you want to commit to the No Block that hard
Jon_CoffeeRobot: deckname 'a touch of death', "I hope they don't have removal"
grimmy17: Was that a ghost?!
grimmy17: Oh the chair
dpj2009: Tension building
BrowneePointz: that was a good squeak
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Beans for dinner
Viewers_Like_You: Was that a baby?
Kentosaurus: sure. the chair.
Dog_of_Myth:
adambomb625: what's with cam's deckname?
LRRbot: Restore with Empathy [2G] | Instant | Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 4 life.
gsyhiap: 🎺
Simonark: It's Loot's ghost!!! Here to haunt Cam!
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
dpj2009: Menace never got nerfed
LRRMTG_Judge:
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LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: love that he’s chilling in a tavern
BrowneePointz: post the whole wedding debacle
LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Jon_CoffeeRobot: Big Arni.
doubleforte: o7
josh___something: Big arni
dpj2009:
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@jameswilson5038: Say what you want korn is one of the best bands to see live
@LRRbot: Sureshot Sower [1G] | Creature — Human Archer [3/1] | Reach / {3}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.
@LRRbot: Dedicated Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
@LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
@LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped w…
@LRRbot: Restore with Empathy [2G] | Instant | Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 4 life.
@Wharg_7: “The chair”
@LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalk…
@LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
omegamarkel:
Bugberry: !card hellrider
LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, this creature deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
BrowneePointz: she does a WILD hellrider impression
sallomon33: Cam is right, Dark Ascension
ContingentCat: You're young like me Serge
doubleforte: he's RIGHT
TimeToFry: Just bodied
BusTed: 👴
LRRMTG_Judge: Dark Ascension is correct - Ku
omegamarkel:
scrambled_doot: Ingris is basically 2026 Hellrider yeah
Alyssa_Swift: Man, I feel old for having a Hellrider copy from MM3, let alone Dark Ascension
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BrowneePointz: dark ascension was 2011 right?
Strebenherz: INNISTRAD HYPE
Mr_Horrible: I was playing when Hellrider was printed, Serge
JDogg2K4: Love hellrider. Had it in the only standard tourney I ever played
maclenrac: Arni "More power!"
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: do not quote the ancient magics to me, witch
dpj2009: He bloadbraid elfed into a hellrider
Bugberry: My first prerelease was Planar Chaos, so I feel even older.
s0lesurviv0r: I stifled a fetch in standard, y'all kids don't know nothing
maclenrac: older than dirt
s0lesurviv0r:
BusTed: youthful, exuberant
sallomon33: hellrider's still fine in powered cube from what I know
kumatsu: Young in Spirit Savidan
tyrantcorporation: lets agesplain people again
josh___something:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i'm a 44-year-old twelve-year-old
spethycakes: the living embodiment of ephebism
crowebirb: lmaoooo
Mollylele: tell that to your beard
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePointz: Adam is the Titular Young Man in Village People’s YMCA
scrambled_doot: don't worry serge, Dark Ascension was ONLY 14 years ago
josh___something: Phrasing?
Mr_Horrible:
to be fair, Recent Adam kinda cheats by using the underhanded trick of "Actually Taking Care Of His Body"
thanzo: love that 60s leaded gasoline
Elaro_56: @s0lesurviv0r Stifling fetches? That's when I started playing Magic!
Strebenherz:
beating yourself on stream?
doubleforte: I'll say
BusTed: one way or the other
kumatsu: Adam's first fistfight is defeating himself in single combat
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ace_of_dragon037: what is echo Adam be like
Mr_Horrible: "Every other Adam? Sauceless"
BusTed: the biopic The One
GasCityGaming: #sponsored
TimeToFry: God I need to rewatch that movie
BusTed: ever swing a motorcycle at a guy?
TheMrFraser: so echoverse Adam would release the man from the jar wouldnt he?
Mr_Horrible: very Dudes Rock moment
korvys: I should rewatch that
doubleforte: canon
Chenderle: MTG needs more ziggurats
Electrum_Lancer: The One mention 😌
s0lesurviv0r:
@Elaro_56 hell yea, let's party and take baby aspiring! 
Diabore: no
bububu__01: no bro
BrowneePointz: He wants cheap and efficient
Mr_Horrible: he stays at the same motel from Strange Darling
ace_of_dragon037: would echo Adam love chat
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: You can't dupe the nut.
Dog_of_Myth: no
dpj2009: Super friends pilot in Canlander Serge?
Bugberry: The Eyes have it
Mr_Horrible: he slept through the gunshots
polluxr: if it was 2 lands and the eye probably
couchboyj: Only if you're not a coward (be a coward)
ElektroTal: and just picture me doing whatever
Chenderle: if I'm a game up
PhorrestGaze:
picture me doing this:
BrowneePointz: All Planeswalker loyalty amounts are beautiful
BusTed:
RatherLargeToad: I have sooooo much loyalty
GasCityGaming: I lost 20 lbs my first semester of uni 180->160
maclenrac: Good five
Mr_Horrible:
the deep irony was when I got let go from my programming job I lost those pounds immediately, too
Scy_Anide: I stopped being extremely burnt out (i.e. I left academia) and gained like 30 pounds that I still need to use...
BrowneePointz: cuz it’s also a Military school
sallomon33: cuz it's a military school
couchboyj: Cadet is the Hexhaven equivilant to "Pledge"
Mr_Horrible: woo!
Diabore: hes so tall
TimeToFry: Adam in a nutshell
DarkMorford:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Fives have lives, Fours have chores, Threes have fleas, Twos have the blues, and One's don't get a rhyme because they're trash
JDogg2K4: Soft - Less dense so need more to get your fill
Strebenherz: yes
GasCityGaming: yes
sallomon33: interesting
kumatsu: they were mentioned a lot in sitcoms in the 90s but I could not tell you where one is
protojman: it’s a thing that happens on tv right?
LRRbot: Room of Refuge | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Robot_Bones: I've just been trained by movies to think they are common
BrowneePointz: uhhh I mean West Point recruiters and similar visit high schools here so…I guess
spethycakes: I had an elementary school classmate that was sent to one later
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
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@LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you …
Makoforte: This is like the first time I have been here for a PPR live and I kind of love the energy that Cam, Adam and Cori have together
sallomon33: I know one of the Chucku films features a military academy
Mr_Horrible: "What're you here to do, Private?!" "A BIT, SIR!"
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: also JROTC is a thing
BrowneePointz: so yea I guess kinda Cam
morteica: @BrowneePointz Just point out how the US does nothing to help it's vets and they shut up
Makoforte: Also military academies were in the Simpsons so I guess it's a US cultural touchstone expanded out
maclenrac: That's a goodie
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
IanAllenBird: yes
korvys: Yes
ContingentCat: not yet
Dog_of_Myth: I used to
coachNelly: I have an aunt barb
PhorrestGaze: Yes
NotCainNorAbel: I had a neighbor
Mai_Andra: Yes
TheLostColonist: Yes I ahd one
radioshackraider: Better bit: We send specifically Adam and Cam to Quantico and see how far they get
Mr_Horrible: I had a grandma barb
Mr_Horrible: for a time
Scy_Anide: I have an Aunt Barb
BrowneePointz: Barb Barb Barb, Barb Barb your Mans
ElektroTal: your mom's cousin is absolutely your aunt
PhorrestGaze: Aunt barb was a nun with a huge fro
coachNelly: not a lizard
KickAssKanuck: yes I do
ContingentCat: are you sure?
Shurtal: I got an aunt barb. Shes in Kansas
RebekahWSD: My grandfather married a Barbara. She was not my grandmother. My father married a Barbara. She was nothing to me also.
kumatsu: you actually all had the same Aunt Barb, this is how you find out
Makoforte: @coachNelly Your loss
Robot_Bones: You dump it on the Grooound. Your not a part of its system
Wolfstrike_NL: !read
LRRbot:
Reading the card explains the card! 
Mai_Andra: Not only do I have an Aunt Barb, but my dad also has an Aunt Barb.
LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Mai_Andra: Full Fathoms Five ?
Robot_Bones: unplayable
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
ContingentCat: Fivete isn't a word
couchboyj: the te ads one
BrowneePointz: cuz 5 feels louder than 4
emilevitt: i don't have a barb but i got like 20 rolands in my family
LRRbot: Way of the Deathbringer [2B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Deathbringer enters, empower Jace 5. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
emilevitt: still tryin to find the obsession with that name
emilevitt:
Bruceski: Unleash the beast
DarkMorford: The beast does not have haste, notably
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Formidable Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
maclenrac: easy money
LRRMTG_Judge:
beast does not have the mechanic "unleash"
kynelwynn: In theory you necromance
Diabore: you fail the practical
PhorrestGaze: they just haven't raised a family yet
Chenderle: come up with entire new types of necromancy
RatherLargeToad: Theoretically, they are a necromancy
TheMightyGerg: Theoretically you can be a necromancer, but they can't DO anything with it until they're dead.
smurfomancer: "I know how to raise the dead, but in practice it seems squidgy."
dreezebreeze: you cant preform necromancy with a computer cam
LRRMTG_Judge:
You study Virus and Prions and reviving them. Are they living? are they dead? it's unclear.
EbDorian: if you have to die first, we won't know of you
TheMightyGerg: Just like someone working on their doctorate in the grave.
TimeToFry: I wanna hear Cam's story
Driskus: They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics, I said I have a theoretical degree in physics, and they hired me on the spot!
kynelwynn: Or asked a ghost
XavusGaming: I want to hear Cameron's theoretical chemistry story
epsilon_vee: all but dissertation necromancers
dreezebreeze: sometimes you just wanna get out of the graveyard
Mr_Horrible: or they're the ones arguing on Twitter
RecursiveAcronym: theoretical necromancers implies the existence of computational necromancers
Bugberry: raise someone from an eyelash
Ranakel: Well technically, necromancy is only a form of divination, and most so-called necromancer are actually necrokinetists
PhorrestGaze: necromancy'd a muppet
neisan2112: OH NO
KaleidoscopeMind: oh YEAH
Fruan: Reality Fracture story proved that it's possible to do necromancy with a ham sandwich.
Bruceski: Syr Ginger
maclenrac: Raises from the grave, so you have to go to the grave first
Juliamon: "Does restoring someone from being functionally braindead still count?"
dreezebreeze: thats Flubber
Chenderle: every living body is covered in dead cells, can you control the living through the dead shell?
RatherLargeToad: If gingerbread men can be dead, than yes
Bugberry: Delicious in Dungeon kind of deals with Theoretical Necromancy. Can you revive someone after being digested?
smurfomancer: It turns out....Adam is a theoretical necromancer.
Eepymrrp: can I raise my slow-boiled soup stock?
@LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, r…
@jameswilson5038: it was a common threat that parents would give their children. not sure how common they are
@LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
@jameswilson5038: I have an Aunt Barb and we did not get along
@LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or pla…
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@jongrayson3688: I miss my Grandma Barb:_lrrAww::_lrrAww::_lrrAww:
@LRRbot: Way of the Deathbringer [2B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Deathbringer enters, empower Jace 5. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, create a 4…
@LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Formidable Commons | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
@LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
hamraffle: Necromancing the sea out of a salt crystal
BraveOthello: The line is low. Liliana raised a chicken wing
PhorrestGaze: necromancy or kicker
kumatsu: isn't that part of the basic presence of Gideon the Ninth?
exerus16: Pertomancer
LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Moseo from Secrets of Strixhaven animates the bones inside people. so…. @loadingreadyrun
ALLxISxLOST: whats the stuff you need from like bones or bone marrow to make jelly and gummy candies?
EvilBadman: pectin?
ALLxISxLOST: jello*
DarkMorford: Gelatin?
BrowneePointz: gelatin
Wolfstrike_NL: I attack face
chaostreader: I heard face
maclenrac: I attack the sleeve
EvilBadman: wait, pectin is plant based
realbadatthis_: Feeding Liliana hard tack so she can't raise the yeast
RatherLargeToad: Face Jace? Jace Face?
v_nome: I was saying boourns
ALLxISxLOST: Yeah that stuff, animating gummy bears would definite fall under necromancy
GasCityGaming: I head Jace like Jalapeno
Bugberry: Jace's Face Card
LRRMTG_Judge:
is reviving plants necromancy?
Ranakel: Oh my god. They should have made a Capena shattered treatment card named "Professional Jace-breaker"
DaxStrife: Correction: you're *getting paid* to be weird on the Internet.
LRRbot: Rewrite Regrets [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature or planeswalker card with mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Empower Jace 2.
Mr_Horrible: "meesa little freaky"
Chenderle: giving Loot a run for his money
coachNelly: fwiw I understood Cameron saying ‘ I attack Jace’ (like jalapeño)
couchboyj:
RatherLargeToad: OK, “Regerts”
DarkMorford: "I got better"
XavusGaming: Hmm yes the Face/Jace is going to be trouble. I attack "your planeswalker" may have to be my go-to.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That Jace is back on the Escalator!
EvilBadman: Musta been some other Jace
Bruceski: Is this a Jace token or Squee?
Mr_Horrible: Jace doing the Prince of Persia "no no no, it didn't happen like that" bit
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
RatherLargeToad: Are you sure you weren’t dreaming?
LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Diabore: bad
TheMightyGerg: BAD Firebreathing?
Juliamon: Firespitting?
EvilBadman: Firebadding
sallomon33: badbreathing
Bugberry: fire coughing
exerus16: Firecoughing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Smokebreathing? Cinderbreating?
LRRMTG_Judge:
not really, it's so bad
smurfomancer: Firebreathing with inflation
sallomon33: they just have a very bad breath
ghizmou: spicy breathing
TheMightyGerg: Fire Baby Coughing
fcloud: marlboroing
BrowneePointz: Fire Coughing
chaostreader: I’ve heard flame breathing but I never liked it.
Bugberry: fireblowing
GirlPainting: wasn´ t +1/+0 always called fire breathing? and +0 /+ 1 butt breathing
Bruceski: zippobreathing
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RatherLargeToad: The Eldrazi saved the day this time, though
singinnonsense: isn't fire vapping just smoking ?
gsyhiap: We get it, you smoulder.
korvys: It's just firebreathing, but she's bad at it
TheMightyGerg: @RatherLargeToad AN Eldrazi 'saved' the day
LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
sallomon33: the card I associate this with is fathom fleet firebrand, so brandbreathing could be fitting
LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
ALLxISxLOST: If an MTG card ever ends up with the words "Tell Dale" on it what would be the words preceding or coming after that?
BrowneePointz: also, we learned that at least Emrakul is a “planar gardener” whether that is entirely truthful, or if that is ALL she is, we shall see
LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
dashiestand: Yes
ElektroTal: i hate ward so much more than hexproof or shroud
@LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Hace!
@WhereThighs: I took it to be a Spanish Jace.
@LRRbot: Rewrite Regrets [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature or planeswalker card with mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Empower Jace 2.
@Wharg_7: I was pretty sure he was just pronouncing Jace funny. Like I usually say Yayce.
@LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Cinderbreathing
@WhereThighs: "No way, this thing has Firebelch?"
@LRRbot: Last Gasp [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Wrecking Gecko [4G] | Artifact Creature — Lizard Construct [5/5] | Ward {2} / {6}{G}{G}: This creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
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@violentfrog_: Wreckgo must be his nickname
@LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
@WhereThighs: And if you want to play it and pass the turn, you say "Wrecking Gecko Go", oof baboof.
coachNelly: yeah Adam is spitting
maclenrac: you got to do math
Mr_Horrible: ward makes you do math
neisan2112: Ward with different costs are cool
Bugberry: Ward can't deal with Uncounterable spells
Pharmacistjudge: Hexproof says No. Ward taunts you.
BrowneePointz: it’s like “uuugghhh I GUESS I’ll deal with it”
LRRbot: Silence the Echo [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker or pay {3}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Alyssa_Swift: Looking at you, Cannoneer
Bugberry: Hexproof never left
dashiestand: Do you pay the 12
Mr_Horrible: but also yeah the space for non-mana ward costs is interesting
SolarBlitz1: Ward is such a tease because it's just a tax, rather than just denying completely and making you not even consider the paying
ALLxISxLOST: ward with life cost is better than ward with mana cost
RatherLargeToad:
hot take: all creatures that cost 5 or more mana should have at least Ward 1
Marvoleath: shroud was best
dashiestand: Basically rhystic study on a stick
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couchboyj: Make Carnage Tyrant the new Dreadmaw and power creep it just a bit every set
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Bugberry: @RatherLargeToad that should only apply to creatures that don't come with immediate value. Creatures that need to survive a turn cycle need Ward/Hexproof.
Pharmacistjudge: the cruelty of ward is the blue player who lets you pay the ward...then counters your spell.
LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Then creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
RatherLargeToad: @bugberry Makes sense, good point
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge or the Green/White player that gives their creature Hexproof in response to you paying the Ward.
WarCorrespondent: oh hes a 3 colour deck
kumatsu: now that's a whole mood
coachNelly: we had a white mana somewhere?
GasCityGaming: Theres a dual
LRRMTG_Judge: @coachNelly there''s a dual land under that Swamp on top - Ku
dashiestand: Baguely
exerus16: How vague
LRRMTG_Judge: @coachNelly There's a red-white dual - BlackRose
MegaDosX: !card rescue girl
LRRbot: Rescue Girl, First Responder [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Flying / {T}: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
topbanana_splat: that cannot be the name
coachNelly: cool I just can’t see it thank you
Bruceski: "One other card that is vaguely useful, and a whole bunch of junk I just threw in there"
LRRbot: Rescue Girl, First Responder [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Flying / {T}: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
TimeToFry: Sponsored btw
mweepigeon: okay but tbf
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
mweepigeon: !card Rescue
LRRbot: Rescue [U] | Instant | Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Alyssa_Swift: She doesn't even rescue all that well, you can only use her effect on your turn
Bugberry: There's also Rescue from the Marvel set.
ghizmou: she doesn<t work overtime
LRRMTG_Judge: Rescue Girl is best friends with Mangara since Karakas is banned in commander.
kumatsu: @Alyssa_Swift she's great at recursion, tho
maclenrac: Night nurse rescues better
Bugberry: @Alyssa_Swift There's lots of "rescue" themed cards that aren't instant speed.
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
RatherLargeToad: Ghoul studies…forever
chaostreader: Rescue girl is Selesnya
ContingentCat: Massacre Girl sounds like a great band name
MegaDosX: Yeah she's actually Selesnya
tyrantcorporation: thats a j jonah jameson name
morteica: "girl" insinuates a child
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
kumatsu: Rescue Girl was something a random newspaper called her and it stuck
RatherLargeToad:
@chaostreader Even more suspicious then
Bugberry: !card Rescue, Pepper Potts
LRRbot: Rescue, Pepper Potts [1U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Rescue enters, return up to one other target artifact or creature you control to its owner's hand. If it was an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Rescue.
GasCityGaming: Rescue Girl gonna be the next WWE NXT champion
Shurtal: Rescue Girl named the same way as Moon Moon the wolf
ThankYouUro: Is Massacre Girl a part of the Rakdos? I kinda thought she was a freelancer guildless
fcloud: "rescue girl" was massacre girl's first top ten single
RatherLargeToad: at least not for long
QuestionWorm: Ingris goes vroom
@LRRbot: Silence the Echo [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker or pay {3}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Silence Echo? Final Fantasy Fourteen mentioned?
@LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wi…
@LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalk…
@jameswilson5038: Ward is kind of like that itch in the middle of your back that you just can't quite scratch level of annoyance
@LRRbot: Rescue Girl, First Responder [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Flying / {T}: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
@LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
@LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
@LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, r…
@B__C__: Ward is Azorius stacks to prevent people from committing crimes.
maclenrac: Flunge!
TheMightyGerg: Had to be called "Rescue Girl" Because there's already a Rescue in Marvel.
AtomicAlchemical: It is a human, that's not nothing
Dog_of_Myth:
raulghoulia: Grahams getting some phone calls
LRRbot: Generous Revival [2W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {4}{W}
insanecat6mtg:
MegaDosX: Ah
LRRbot: Multiply by Zero [1B] | Instant | Target creature has base power and toughness 0/0 until end of turn.
morteica: @TheMightyGerg Could have called her "woman" so she'd be an adult.
Boltarion: CAMS DECK IS NASTY
astora_o_solaire: Add Graham to speed dial!
EbDorian:
winning in the attack-step is pretty cool!
MegaDosX: Generous Revival is vibes of Sevinne's Reclamation
Bugberry: Unburial Wrongs
LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Then creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Massacre Girl, Most Wanted [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, Massacre Girl deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life. / Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Massacre Girl.
sallomon33: feels like that's not worth splashing
feelingfroggo: stingerquill and Barb is going to cause some problems
GredGredmansson: they should have made Rescue Girl a Hero
Graham_LRR: I look forward to your calls
LRRbot: Garruk, Veiled Butcher [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. / +2: Up to one target creature gets −4/−1 until your next turn. / −2: Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you sacrificed a creature this way, create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / −3: Each opponent discards two cards. For each opponent who didn't discard two nonland cards this way, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Hapatra, the Desert Fang [2BBG] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/3] | When Hapatra enters, for each opponent, put X −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature that player controls, where X is the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Proft, Sinister Mastermind [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/5] | Threshold — You can't cast this spell unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. / Menace / {B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn.
feelingfroggo: @GredGredmansson agreed
RecursiveAcronym: @ThankYouUro lore has her rakdos. apparently she's the person in deviant glee
MegaDosX: He's like eight feet tall
emilevitt: massacre girl ! rakdos is the best guild
BrowneePointz: he smelled nice
emilevitt:
Bruceski: We haven't seen any Dark Loot yet have we?
maclenrac: oof, had hitters
BrowneePointz: he’s verbose and intelligent
TheWanderingNomad:
@ThankYouUro That said after the end of Murders at Karlov Manor, she may no longer be affiliated with them
MegaDosX: He's more intelligent than you'd expect
rosesmcgee: We can't see if he has resting caveman face under the mask
hd_dabnado: no he got thoughts up there, they are just blinded by hunting
JDogg2K4: whay?
RatherLargeToad: sell essential oozes
eye_h_bar: peptides
feelingfroggo: peptides
GredGredmansson: @Bruceski Dark Loot KNOWS that everything is wrong, and Jace is keeping him locked up.
AtomicAlchemical: Goes in Clerics
dreezebreeze: peptides??
BrowneePointz: like actually in the story he’s very intelligent but a man of few words
polluxr: in the most recent story he was just stoic
tinaun: get those AABBs
Bruceski: @GredGredmansson Yeah, I meant in the PPR
KaleidoscopeMind: o7 Graham
josh___something:
spethycakes:
feelingfroggo: congratulations Graeme
BusTed:
thanzo:
Wolfstrike_NL: If you put Garruk and a zombie next to each other, who smells worse?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: aw, no Deck Tech?
AtomicAlchemical: The Radley Special
sharker037: @Wolfstrike_NL garruk
GredGredmansson: @Wolfstrike_NL the zombie, garruk only smells like dirt
WriterRaven: @Wolfstrike_NL Well, the zombie probably doesn't have a nose so can't smell at all. =P
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @GredGredmansson was he ground this morning?
raulghoulia: which PPR was it with the deck tech of planechase of the world?
sallomon33: @Wolfstrike_NL zombie, there's no way natural stink can be worse than the stink of a rotting corpse
Appleguard: I think if Garruk stank, he'd be a worse hunter.
maclenrac: I tried selling my proteins to the teens, they weren't buying
AtomicAlchemical: Jace, first man to pull himself out of his own butt
NorthArc: @raulghoulia secrets of strixhaven
TheMightyGerg: What, no Tam superfriends deck tech?
raulghoulia: Ben was really cooking with the Yakko impressioin
RatherLargeToad: I miss the wheel of precons
deathofspam: @Appleguard Maybe he just stinks like a forest can, and so they think it is fine
LRRMTG_Judge: Alrighty, it's now gone midnight for me so definitely time I was taking myself off to bed. Enjoy the rest of the PPR, everyone! - BlackRose
LRRMTG_Judge: Special event at your LGS. It's partner commander night. You have to pick one card and it's echoverse version as partner commanders. Who are you picking?
NotCainNorAbel: thank you
kumatsu: Garruk obviously smells like the artificial animal deodorant they sell in hunting stores
GredGredmansson: @LRRMTG_Judge Danitha
BrowneePointz: iirc correctly in the story when Ajani and Chandra go to recruit Garruk he actually smells quite nice
GredGredmansson: oh wait no i thought you meant 2HG
GredGredmansson: for partner commanders I pick Marwyn
emilevitt: @LRRMTG_Judge vraska!
emilevitt:
DirectorStephanie: @lrrmtg_judge Liliana windmill slam
sallomon33: @LRRMTG_Judge the Garruks
@LRRbot: Generous Revival [2W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {4}{W}
@LRRbot: Multiply by Zero [1B] | Instant | Target creature has base power and toughness 0/0 until end of turn.
@LRRbot: Ingris Stingerquill [BRR] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [1/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {4}: Create a 2/2 colorless Wi…
@LRRbot: Massacre Girl, Most Wanted [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, Massacre Girl deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain …
@LRRbot: Garruk, Veiled Butcher [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. / +2: Up to one target creature gets −4/−1 until your next turn. /…
@LRRbot: Hapatra, the Desert Fang [2BBG] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/3] | When Hapatra enters, for each opponent, put X −1/−1 counters on up to one target creature that player controls, where X is …
@clockworkcthulhu8195: no Deck Tech (sad)
@jameswilson5038: yeah no Deck tech sucks. Ben is hilarious
@clockworkcthulhu8195: and some of them have inspired me to some of my own Decks always fun to see what he's Brewing up
couchboyj: I think I'd take the Samuts. Gotta go fast.
Odinson819: @kumatsu not "axe" body spray... I'll see my self out
sallomon33: oh wait commander night
BrowneePointz: they’re surprised this giant behemoth is quite intelligent and has a homely little place that’s fairly nice. also we’ve seen what he looks like on Harmonize
sallomon33: eh
BrowneePointz: Garruk takes care of himself
thanzo: @LRRMTG_Judge the saheelis, love flooding the board with 1/1s
LRRMTG_Judge: Yargle for the memes - Ku
sallomon33: they have rule Zero partner, they can have rule zero 'this can be your commander' too
DirectorStephanie: whoooo!
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ShaneLeeAtk: Look at those handsome book ends!
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
Yaaaaayyy! Back home early from a night out boozing, catching the tail end of this wondery
Diabore: i know exactly when adams first call to check on graham should be
LRRbot: Living Library [2] | Artifact Creature — Book Illusion [0/4] | {6}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Hexhaven Battalion [4WW] | Sorcery | Create three 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature tokens named Cadet. Empower Jace 2. / Basic landcycling {2}
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
LRRbot: Semester Foreseer // Peer Review | Semester Foreseer [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | This creature enters prepared. / When this creature enters, surveil 1. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Refute Destiny [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature or planeswalker that's green or blue. Surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: lots of pareidolia going around
LRRbot: Koth, the Geomancer [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Koth deals 1 damage to each opponent. If that land is a Mountain, add {R}.
LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
rosesmcgee: Face of Jace, like the Face of Bo but objectively crappier
RatherLargeToad: has book belly
LRRbot: Arni, Humble Scribe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, untap Arni. / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Germinate Recruits [2W] | Instant | Create X 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature tokens named Cadet, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
DarkMorford: Middle Plains
DeM0nFiRe: Everybody's favorite Battletech mech, MadKoth
s1ck1y: I see there's a meeting of the blorbo convention
TehAmelie: has someone been able to put together a full land panorama yet?
josh___something: D;
BrowneePointz: they’re the college of INVASIVE healing for a reason
RatherLargeToad: That is going to go nuts in my hobbits food deck
DirectorStephanie: five?!
LRRbot: Ajani's Anguish [XR] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, it deals X damage to any target. / Creatures you control have trample.
Dog_of_Myth: Ajony!
30teracyte: lmao
Diabore: BEN
Spades_Slicc: vajony
polluxr: ohno
DarkMorford: BEN
BrowneePointz: Vajony!
Busttino: I get that every month
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: BEN
sallomon33:
Vajani?
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Ajana-Banang-Guish
GredGredmansson: AJONY
TehAmelie: nickname accepted: Vajanis Anquish
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Susan's Susan"
josh___something: Vajani
DirectorStephanie: Vajony!
PipeSmokingOwl: Vajayjays Ungent
SoylentDoener: vaganys banguish
RatherLargeToad: Burninating all the Cats
sporkraptor: vajony's vanquish
BrowneePointz: Vajony’s Bangles
Diabore: its a fireball
thanzo: pure ajony
Eepymrrp: Oh Johnny planesvalker
AtomicAlchemical: But he doesn't
Viewers_Like_You: V'ger's Anklets
LRRbot: Seasoned Cryomancer [1UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. When you discard one or more nonland cards this way, tap up to that many target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them. / {3}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw two cards.
korvys: Seasoned with what?
AtomicAlchemical: BEEJ???
sporkraptor: sezycreezy
josh___something: Highlander playable
paronomasiac042: seasy freezy!
Diabore: @korvys piss
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Exigent Doom [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, untap all lands you control. / Flying, trample / Ward—Sacrifice three permanents. / {3}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {C}{C}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.
BrowneePointz: THERE SHE IS
thanzo: the shaved seasoned pyromancer!?
TimeToFry: Big lady
Micalovits: RIP Moon
josh___something: A
RatherLargeToad: Dooooooooooooooom!
sallomon33: Big Mommy
DirectorStephanie: doooooom
maclenrac: Get some
kumatsu: She Back
BrowneePointz: rip Moon
TehAmelie: the doom that looms
Diabore: that moon is bussed
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: BEEG Lady
thanzo:
big lady
Dog_of_Myth:
paronomasiac042: @BrowneePointz she did
sporkraptor: doommommy
TimeToFry: Hot take: I think she should've had C or CC in her mana cost
BrowneePointz: you make the moon!
e_bloc: my girlfriend's back and you're gonna be sorry
Kentosaurus: so it helps you cast itself
Busttino: Instant speed, uncounterable ramp
BrowneePointz: you make the moon then you explode it
Diabore: we had this in new capenna as colour fixing
Micalovits: You put her in the moon, and then the moon goes away
MegaDosX: Foreshadowing is a literary device in which.
Cartographers_Ink: !uptime
LRRbot: Gardenize [1GG] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a charge counter on this enchantment. / At the beginning of your first main phase, add {G} for each charge counter on this enchantment.
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Diabore: farmers market
BrowneePointz: black market!
DeM0nFiRe: Sick of only being told we're having guests the day of. Don't even have time to clean
BrowneePointz: ye Farmers Market
maclenrac: Bigger than a Volamoth
ArmstrongRGM96X: "Your eyes are grass, kid" doesn't work quite as well as a threat IMO
XenoPenumbra: Gardenize is messed up
RatherLargeToad: You know, I think these cadets may be up to no good
e_bloc: green market
thanzo: grass gets in your eyes~
sallomon33: Green Market!
Voidhawk42: "Does this go in Aristocrats??"
Diabore: says on the back
LRRbot: Flourishing Grapple [G] | Instant | Target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls that's red or white loses all abilities until end of turn. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to that permanent.
EvilBadman: Cheaper than Black Market, but only your creatures
BrowneePointz: the hate cards
BrowneePointz: the hate card cycle is real good
sallomon33: it's the 'Secret Lair but they're not actually Secret Lair' cards
RatherLargeToad: Magic Magic Magic
DarkMorford: New nickname acquired
e_bloc: the self-loathing cycle
DirectorStephanie: Magicccc
sallomon33: *one of the
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BrowneePointz: wait a second have we seen no Charms cast today?
SoylentDoener: the tree giveth, the tree taketh away
thanzo: magic lets gooooo
feelingfroggo: really? magic? you guys never play that
LRRbot: Emergency Phytomedic // Seed Suture | Emergency Phytomedic [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Cleric [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
DarkMorford: Fight-o-medic?
tryllebanjoUnofficial: Emergency Fight-O-Medic!
maclenrac: One charm, snipered a hydra
LRRMTG_Judge: common creatures in the same school have the same spell
RatherLargeToad: Yeah, they went with signature spells for each school
BrowneePointz: the military academy get real good at the one thing
thanzo: it's such a fun flavorful way to distinguish hexhaven and strixhaven
sallomon33: also because it's a military academy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Jace did a lot of copy-and-paste chortcutting
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Exigent Doom [{10}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [12/12] | When you cast this spell, untap all lands you control. / Flying, trample / Ward—Sacrifice three permanents. / {3}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {C}{C}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.
sallomon33: so they do not encourage creativity really
GredGredmansson: hi emmy
aesir_blade: this is engineering school go prepare seven copies of Heat Boiler
hd_dabnado: i have a feeling this isnt the last we see of the echoverse
cjtree: Maybe Emrakul can spit back out just hexhaven
RatherLargeToad: It is my hope that Emerkul got full and left some leftovers that will show up later
LRRbot: Ajani Resolute [1W] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [2] | Whenever you gain life, put a loyalty counter on Ajani. / 0: You gain 1 life. / −4: Create a 2/2 white Cat Soldier creature token named Ajani's Pridemate with "Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." / −10: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2."
RockPusher:
rosesmcgee: On the next exciting episode of Inside the Echoverse *loud digesting noises*
Lord_Hosk: is counting Math? Someone call a judge to check
Aarek:
That1GuyBen: oh dear. on curve?
Cavemanhar: 2 mana planeswalker
maclenrac: She Cookie Monstered the moon?
BrowneePointz: we’ll have to see if some parts of the Echoverse got entangled before Em could shlorp it
That1GuyBen: everyone wave goodbye to graham~
hd_dabnado: my crackpot theory at the moment is that somebody on one of the echoverse planes is going to find a way to prevent emrakul from eating it, and that will somehow invade back in
e_bloc: it's okay, Graham has an out--firing an employee is a fast effect
DarkMorford: @Lord_Hosk It's after 11, it's allowed
ArmstrongRGM96X: Love to cast a spell that says "exile your opponent from the game (of Magic: The Gathering)"
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
BrowneePointz: @maclenrac Kool-Aid man’s it
maclenrac: THat's tough
sallomon33: first 2 mana Standard legal planeswalker since Tibalt
TalismanG1: don't forget Jace Reawakened
Dalrint: What do the minus numbers mean?
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Cavemanhar: technically there is also nissa with x in her mana cost
Diabore: theres technically a nissa thats 2 mana (x cost)
polluxr: there's the Jace reawakened and technically the X nissa
RatherLargeToad: Feed me, Seymour!
DirectorStephanie: this card looks nuuuuts
LoadingReadyRun:
I want an alter of Emrakul with a knife and fork, wearing a giant lobster bib
Mindfire13: There was the X-cost Nissa thats technically MV 2
Diabore: @polluxr also yes the jace literally still in standard
sallomon33: oh wait yeah, OTJ Jace
BrowneePointz: surely she should have an Olive Garden Bib Paul
DirectorStephanie: @loadingreadyrun please show this off sometime it sounds delightful!
Diabore: !card jace, reawakened
LRRbot: Jace Reawakened [UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | You can't cast Jace Reawakened during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. / [−6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
sallomon33: I forgot cuz you can't cast it on turn 2 lol
LRRMTG_Judge:
the minus numbers are the loyalty cost of the abilities of the planeswalkers.
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun I could see that having been done to one of the Ulamog cards at some point
deathofspam: @LoadingReadyRun I am here for that, but how does one draw a constructed multiverse on a bib?
LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: since she’s Spaghetti Mom Emrakul needs to have an Italian Chain Bib
Semaph: Curious about chat: do you think Cultivator will get you the land you want, in a game of bracket 3 commander?
Diabore: ajani getting scary
eye_h_bar: 2 mana Ajani doing good things
Kid_Amn: Ben goes to 23 life btw
LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
Micalovits: Simply play other ways to get lands out of your graveyard
BrowneePointz: the kid!
MegaDosX: It's a baby Selvala
BrowneePointz: he’s learning his Ravnican Alphabet, so how long do you think before Vraska teaches him Polish swears?
Pharmacistjudge: no one wants to block a 2/3 deathtouch
Semaph:
Ajani will be one of the first cards in my Oloro deck I'm about to start building Seems strong and the Oloro trigger will make him zoom ^^
maclenrac: Beard/Glasses vs Beard/Glasses
sallomon33: @MegaDosX well, Loot is basically a baby, or at least a toddler, so it makes sense
dheid1: Ah yes, Loot the Nexus. I, too, love "Star Trek: Generations".
Semaph:
@Pharmacistjudge Good point Think it can be fun in a landfall deck
LRRbot: Ajani's Pridemate [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
BrowneePointz: Loot is a kindergartener/preschooler
DirectorStephanie: dang
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
sallomon33: tbf we already had an Ajani walker that made a Pridemate token
Semaph:
Ben is rocketing
tryllebanjoUnofficial:
damn
Diabore: they have started doing "its just the card so we'll name it like that" which i appreciate, like the tarmogoyf token
korvys: He's very proud
hd_dabnado: except the damn one that make's 2/1's...
LRRMTG_Judge:
ajani likes to make pridemates and serra avatars.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Diabore By started, you mean "Back in Future Sight..."
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
maclenrac: Feels good
Bugberry: We had something very similar with Spellshapers in Future Sight
emilevitt:
do we call alternate ajani madjani? 
emilevitt: or sadjani?
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BrowneePointz: Joland is the Echoverse version of Jolene
GredGredmansson: Madjani
LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
ArkhamArchivist: Take that, Shrines!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Activate only once each turn."
DirectorStephanie:
Diabore: so rude that it doesnt draw off legendary artifacts
kumatsu: Ben's License to Ill is on the stack
DirectorStephanie: loop de loo
kynelwynn: Synergy!
TimeToFry: Pillarfield Ox who
LRRbot: Konstrari Improviser // Soul Tether | Konstrari Improviser [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Soul Tether [2{R/G}] | Sorcery | Create a Heartwood token.
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DirectorStephanie: watching y’all open your kits today helped me rethink some of my deck building strategy esp for pre-release. will it help? i dunno but I’ll find out on the 27th!
AtomicAlchemical: We do train a lot of young people to die for empire
kumatsu:
@DirectorStephanie GL HF
BrowneePointz: With the tethering of my soul, something wicked….i shouldn’t finish this rhyme
LRRbot: Verdant Kraken [4GGG] | Creature — Plant Kraken [6/6] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, you create a 3/3 green Forest Tentacle land creature token.
Dog_of_Myth:
DirectorStephanie: krakenin’ into it
Chenderle: oh jeez
MegaDosX: He released it!
Diabore: well, thankfully, grahams already at 9
sallomon33:
ooooh yeah baby
WriterRaven: He krakenlackin'
RangerAlpha7: That's sure a kraken
Dromos_GHG: I hate how much I love that octo
DirectorStephanie:
e a c h
LRRMTG_Judge: where is Adam to holler about each
MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's each?!?"
DirectorStephanie: ^
BrowneePointz: Graham is so excited about the set he worked on he started playing Sea Creatures early
kumatsu: that token IS gorgeous
maclenrac: Loot for the come back
KaleidoscopeMind: Adam is going to mention this is in phone call tonight
DirectorStephanie: i can hear Adam saying “what do you meeeeeeeean e a c h?”
LRRMTG_Judge:
what do you mean what do you mean!
DirectorStephanie: the art in this set is amazing
DirectorStephanie:
@lrrmtg_judge I don’t know! 
LRRbot: Draconic Visitor [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / If one or more artifact tokens would be created under your control, that many 5/5 red Dragon creature tokens with flying are created instead.
DirectorStephanie: oh RIGHT
maclenrac: Baby
DirectorStephanie: *this guy*
wierdo_of_OZ: that's so cooooool
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah
MegaDosX: Dargon!
Semaph: Wow
Chenderle: cooking
sallomon33: 3 mana make a 5/5 flier you say
Semaph:
That sure will sneak in one of my decks
RatherLargeToad: The flavor text implies that there are no dragons in the echoverse
BrowneePointz: rn looks like Twoticles
maclenrac: 10 tickles
Dromos_GHG: just 2-tickles for now
WarCorrespondent: @BrowneePointz haiyoooooo
fjordsword: Tentacle tentacle tentacle
DirectorStephanie:
@dromos_ghg boooo have a 
WriterRaven: (to the tune of One-Winged Angel) bells, frogs,, bing cherries, jingle bells, magic cheese, TENTACLE
BrowneePointz: there are dragons. we know Ravnica has them @ratherlargetoad
MegaDosX: Now that's a typeline
ElektroTal: the one rare i actually want
Diabore: *verdant force crying in the corner*
WarCorrespondent: "tentacle tentacle tentacle tentacle tentacle" is an accurate sentence
emilevitt:
i can only hear tentacles sung in the tone of the ff7 song
thanzo: the tentacle forest looks lovely today
BrowneePointz: there’s no dragons on Echo Arcavios
maclenrac: Reach
definenull: I need somebody~
DirectorStephanie:
help
RatherLargeToad: @browneepointz ah yes, forgot about ghost dragon. I guess there just aren’t any on Hexhaven
mjiig: The kraken seems like what you would design if you were trying to cause as many summoning sickness rule breaks as possible
LRRbot: Ruric Thar, Magecrusher [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior [7/7] | This spell can't be countered. / Reach, vigilance, trample / Ruric Thar has hexproof as long as they haven't dealt combat damage yet.
MegaDosX: He big
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DirectorStephanie: bigger than before!
WriterRaven: ooohboy that's a W I D E board =D
RatherLargeToad: I just figured Jace hated Bolas so much that he decided no dragons
thanzo: he a lorge boi
DirectorStephanie: my bf and I cannot play a game without us having a “cold war” phase.
BrowneePointz: I love that this set can have complicated boards but is very krundling
LRRMTG_Judge:
I think just hexhaven had sphinxes because of jace's history with alhammeret.
BrowneePointz: makes it feel like a war happening
polluxr: can't unhear the Tentacle to the tune of One Winged Angel
AtomicAlchemical: Ask Beej
EbDorian: @RatherLargeToad it _could_ imply a connection between Bolas & the Strixhaven dragons though
LRRbot: Mabel, Valley Hero [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/2] | Whenever Mabel or another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
BrowneePointz: and ye Arcavios having only sphinges is cuz of Jace’s trauma with alhammaret
coachNelly: he doing it
DirectorStephanie:
Thank you Serge, Nelson and all our chat judges as well as all the mods! 
you’re all great.
DirectorStephanie: Gus: that’s me right?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: you're gonna spoil your appetite for Dragon Dinner
Diabore: just gonna slide past that one
TheGuidingLark: oh, it doesn't have to be the creature *that* entered, if you put a bunch of creatures out in the same turn you can stack the counters on one of them
josh___something: Ghe echoverse only has good dragon
Viewers_Like_You: Okay, but what's the echoverse version of Good Dragon at Home
itsZenegos: @Viewers_Like_You Bad Dragon at Work
Kentosaurus: also some animations on mythics would be great
DarkMorford: @itsZenegos ayo?
kumatsu: the thought of doing that gives the broadcast section of my brain SUCH a headache
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
XenoPenumbra: Paul, can you turn the stream upside down?
Diabore:
@itsZenegos 
DirectorStephanie: alright I gotta go back to work. great job everyone and have fun!
polluxr: I'd put the swirl as an effect on Ben's camera
Dog_of_Myth: @Viewers_Like_You Bad Sphinx as Work
BrowneePointz: apex thatstalker
kumatsu: @XenoPenumbra THAT'S only a couple clicks
WandersWithBlender: fully voice acted lines and an animation would be good, thanks Paul
Semaph: @Viewers_Like_You Zombie Dragon - Homeless
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
SmashTCG: corrupted borzoi
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
dheid1: Hey Paul, can you ask "Did you have fun?" after each game? Thanks!
Jensling: Doesn
Diabore: sure is a board stall
Dog_of_Myth:
feelingfroggo: toxic mtg yaoi times
A_Dub888: *Bray Wyatt voice* L e t m e i n
Jensling: Doesn't Loot only give 4 green or 1 black on Gs board?
maclenrac: Top removal like a boss
Jensling: because he checks creatures of that colors power?
Semaph:
Libraries have about 20 cards left on both sides?
MegaDosX: !card loot the nexus
LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
GredGredmansson: @Jensling loot does not care about the color of other creatures, only their power
Jensling: ah, okay, good
MegaDosX: He could in theory add a bunch of red if he wanted
CabooseFails: Flunge!
GredGredmansson: if you have 6 creatures of different power, you get 6 mana of the one color of your choice.
BrowneePointz: wonder if we’ll ever see Loot’s biological Parents
Wolfstrike_NL: An 8 upside down looks so much like 582
LRRbot: Koth of the Homestead [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever a Plains you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
GredGredmansson: Merry Koth
ArmstrongRGM96X: Happy Koth, Xbox
BrowneePointz: well…. I just realized Loot’s likely more than 40k years old…
Spades_Slicc: messed up that Jace made Koth white, didn't know he was racist
coachNelly: blake would be proud
Spades_Slicc: there was supposed to be a kappa or two attached to that
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc is that why theres no teferi in this set?
deathofspam: @BrowneePointz Yeah, but like, who knows how long they live. Could be like 40 million or something
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc ...
kumatsu: @BrowneePointz turns out the Fomori have been gone for a WHILE
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definenull: ayo?
Diabore: SERGE
TimeToFry: Hm!
josh___something: Ummm
Micalovits: Tentacles I hope :3
Semaph:
10-subtacles
kynelwynn: deck, deck, with an e not an o
scrambled_doot: Thanks for the sub!
glitched_goddess: #SponderedStream
Dog_of_Myth:
atinyspacemarine: Hoping to get decked with some tentacles heyo
josh___something: I love tentacles and/or decking
ThankYouUro: Nothing's wrong with tentacles...
Diabore: on bens turn its 2 summon sick
Micalovits: He should have an even number yea
atinyspacemarine: Paul, can we get a pie chart of the swirly on the token stack based on how many have summoning sickenss?
itsZenegos: big mana instants in your area
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
Spades_Slicc: hypothetical mana and a theoretical necromancer
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the tentacles look good, but there could definitely be some more dragons involved in Ben's boardstate
Diabore: graham has a draw to get out
LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you control deals damage equal to its loyalty to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
letsbelgo: punchie
That1GuyBen: i don't think there is any universe where i don't make that attack
coachNelly: i like trying to win the game when possible
That1GuyBen: #MakeThemHaveIt
kumatsu: Ben's just gotta topdeck Vajani's Banquest
LRRbot: Edgar, Moonlit Sovereign [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Werewolf Noble [4/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on Edgar. / {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
josh___something: That cat is getting huge
chaostreader: Ben might get an emblem this game.
BrowneePointz: so is Sorin
maclenrac: woof
Diabore: edgar barkov
definenull: awoo!
Dr_Jones91: the only real gut punch would have been if graham drew the fight spell off ben's spell
GredGredmansson: Edgar Barkov
RelwinEJ: Drop a train on 'em Edgar
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tryllebanjoUnofficial: I can't remember *ever* seeing a viable Naya deck in any draft environment, ever. I love to see it now!
polluxr: @chaostreader too bad that emblem doesn't do much (+2/+2 to all creatures)
Araefel: @GredGredmansson Straight to jail.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
@RelwinEJ no, it's Edgar's brother Sabin that suplexes the trains
GredGredmansson: @RelwinEJ You have 423,827 viruses (a new record!)
That1GuyBen: mathgic the countening.
sallomon33: if only ben had one less big dragon, Ajani would already be dea
sallomon33: *dead
Semaph: Gagic the Mathering
That1GuyBen: increment the tentacles.
MegaDosX: "Make a this."
LRRbot: Room of Refuge | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Travilogue: that's a lot of potential Edgar activations
Spritz_T: that's pretty good for a common land
LRRMTG_Judge: Ben is correct - Ku
LRRMTG_Judge:
ben is right.
GredGredmansson: so I have a questoin, if you have a mythic pair of walkers in your pack, is the 3rd card also a mythic?
LRRMTG_Judge: @GredGredmansson possible but not guaranteed - Ku
Diabore: @GredGredmansson i think the third is random*
MegaDosX: Ruric Thar is a heck of a stop sign
RatherLargeToad: Counter!
GredGredmansson: ok so draftsim is wrong
maclenrac: Kittie bigger than a kraken
GredGredmansson: thanks
SoylentDoener: it is ten tacles now
Kivipaperisakset: does koth not also put a counter somewhere? or am i just lost in counters´?
LRRbot: Bestial Incursion [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / Flashback {5}{G}
kumatsu: @SoylentDoener ten tickles? I don't even want one!
GredGredmansson: @Kivipaperisakset only if you play a Plains
itsZenegos: @Kivipaperisakset only if its a plains
Kivipaperisakset: ah right
Wolfstrike_NL: oo it's the CIA and FBi favorite card
Chenderle: @Wolfstrike_NL LOL
Kivipaperisakset:
Juliamon:
Wolfstrike_NL 
Semaph:
Missing the flashback logo next to the name of the card. Good old days
GredGredmansson: ngl i wish we could have seen Werewolf Olivia
sallomon33: where were you when big dragon fell?
josh___something: At what point will ben be smothered by tentacles?
definenull: death by tentacle
Mr_Bitterness: Biggest miss was no Planeswalker Mishra, IMO
kynelwynn: The lore write up on Edgar mentions Sorin is also a wuff
GredGredmansson: yep
maclenrac: In the end it doesn't even matter
LRRbot: Tenured Tethermage [1RG] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, create two tapped Heartwood tokens. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Viewers_Like_You: Some of us don't die from a dozen or so tentacles though. (We should be so lucky)
LRRMTG_Judge:
well typically at comp rel we have a round clock
Diabore: thats ok ben, itll end soon
AtomicAlchemical: Peptides?
maclenrac: 11/11
Spades_Slicc: got here late, heartwood are new pre-determined tokens right? what do?
MegaDosX: If Ben forgets to block the tentacles are lethal
Spades_Slicc: defined tokens
Spritz_T: this could end badly
MegaDosX: We have reached the flunge step
DarkMorford: Am Ben okay?
polluxr: @Spades_Slicc tap for green or red
e_bloc: bonus the wreckage off the bonus sheet
Bionull: Any lifelink hiding in there?
e_bloc: *settle
e_bloc: it was just one day before his tenure
BrowneePointz: ye since Echo Sorin still created Avacyn, this time as a face of a Fanatical Dark Religion, we could’ve gotten Goth Werewolf Pope Sorin as a card Q.Q
LRRbot: Konstrari Improviser // Soul Tether | Konstrari Improviser [1{R/G}] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. // Soul Tether [2{R/G}] | Sorcery | Create a Heartwood token.
LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Kerchunk
Dog_of_Myth:
RatherLargeToad: That was wild
josh___something: That kraken is sick
e_bloc:
Mr_Bitterness:
maclenrac: alrighty
MegaDosX: The kraken is absurd
Dromos_GHG: He released the Kraken
insanecat6mtg:
ShaneLeeAtk: Slobber. Knocker.
Semaph: Dice the gathering
MegaDosX: And yeah Ruric Thar is a hell of a stop sign
Spritz_T:
Diabore: the removal was rough
Mr_Bitterness: Turns out a Verdant Force that makes 3/3s is real good
definenull: hmmm, graham swinging out for double digit lethal damage huh?
GredGredmansson: I headcanon Echo-Gisa and Geralf being against the zombies this time
LRRMTG_Judge:
you are adding 6 power to the board every turn.
Spades_Slicc: nickname that kraken Pando
BrowneePointz: verdant force, still good, even better when they’re 3/3s
Semaph: What was the name of the tokenthingy again?
TheMightyGerg: Gisa and Geralf are Black/Red Demon herders.
GredGredmansson: @TheMightyGerg nah they're Green/White healers (and they love each other)
LRRbot: Essence Burn [1R] | Instant | Essence Burn deals 5 damage to target black or green creature or planeswalker. If that permanent would die this turn, exile it instead.
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LRRbot: Master of Barbs [1R] | Creature — Lizard Bard [2/1] | Menace / Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
polluxr: I wouldn't mind a what-if set every 10 or so years with some colorshifted designs. It doesn't even need to be canon/have a lore justification, it could be like a Horizons set...
Appleguard: jim davis?
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Mr_Bitterness: Here for the last round
accountmadeforants: It still has Menace, at least
RayFK: Meaty creatures slapping meat #wotcstaff
BrowneePointz: someone was at 33 and got one shot!
Wolfstrike_NL: So many tentacles
kumatsu: @RayFK You know exactly what face I'm making right now
e_bloc: jace manhattan
r10pez10: it's a smile right
Semaph: I've missed the first 4 games. Any Jace-action happening?
Gaelan_Maestro: sadly i cant make it to the pre release for this set, BUT im sure as hell gonna make it to star trek!
GredGredmansson: there's been some empowering jace
LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: if your chair is screaming at prereleaes, MAYBE call a judge about that one - Ku
Semaph:
@GredGredmansson The PPR is always some sort of homework before the prerelease
LRRMTG_Judge: (I have had chairs collapse under players at prerelease, it is not a good time) - Ku
DarkMorford: Once you swamp, the fun don't stomp?
e_bloc: coming up, its coming up, its coming up, its swamp
Diabore: @LRRMTG_Judge do i have to call a judge or can i tighten the ball gag by myself?
LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
GredGredmansson: for actual walkers played we've seen Ajani and Non-Theorist Jace
RatherLargeToad: Prongles
Mr_Bitterness: Love the common land cyclers
BrowneePointz: when you only go swamp, then you womp womp
GasCityGaming: Skittles: Taste!
BrowneePointz: im still shocked we’ve seen NO charms
GredGredmansson: i think we've seen 3 of the sphinxes too
maclenrac: the possibilities
RayFK: Jesus Prongles is almost 10 years old
Chenderle: thinkin bout them hands
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz Theorix Charm was with Paul
GredGredmansson: he famously held onto it for too long
BrowneePointz: oh snap I zonked out for 15mins and missed it
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
BrowneePointz: but yea it’s a shame we haven’t seen more charms cuz this cycle of them REAL good
Bionull: I don't think Serge does trade up
MWGNZ:
@RayFK
RatherLargeToad: Hortimancer hears a who
LRRbot: Room of Refuge | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
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solarsheeptoken: in the alternate reality Adam sits in Paul’s cubicle
maclenrac: Sorceric speed
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: nah, that is fine because it's multicolor
Semaph:
Nice
solarsheeptoken: wheres Ajani’s Soulmate
Pharmacistjudge: multicolor power has gone up alot in the past 5 years
GredGredmansson: what does Red Ajani's Pridemate do instead
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
wierdo_of_OZ: she's so sad!
MegaDosX: Gallia seeing her mirror!
korvys: The party never ends
maclenrac: 4/4 for 4 plus, plus
MegaDosX: Also this art is just so sad
MsMarkarth: He was Ajani's roommate!
Dog_of_Myth:
GredGredmansson: I think living Gallia would feel sorry for dead gallia and invite her
BrowneePointz: I do find it a LIL funny she drank poisoned wine but partied so hard she kept going anyway
thanzo: 12 jangry men
maclenrac: Mind blown on live tv
solarsheeptoken: “Jace Lives Matter!”
GredGredmansson: "she always said she'd party until the day she died."
Viewers_Like_You: Can't wait for Muppet Reality Fracture, with Jace as the only human
BrowneePointz: tromple sir plompy
glitched_goddess: to kill a Jace-ing bird is hilarious too tho
itsZenegos: @solarsheeptoken "Jace, Lives Matter!" - Vraska, probably
kumatsu: I choose DEATH (Graham's portrait explodes)
raulghoulia: one of these Jaces really wants to get out of here because he has tickets to the big game. Surprised to learn another of these Jaces has a fractured relatioinship with his son
MegaDosX: Pauper Commander maybe?
MsMarkarth: @solarsheeptoken Not even Jace believes this
maclenrac: uncommonly good
MegaDosX: It is a strong uncommon
RayFK: Bro what the hell
Pharmacistjudge: very fair
coachNelly: omgosh serge also shooting him
Semaph: The card gives me Armadillo Cloak vibes
glitched_goddess: where’s the Jace that got really uncomfortably into Electroswing for like a year?
kingtorus: he's a 35 year old man?
Mr_Bitterness: Where's the Hipster? Killed by the Clean Slate
Spades_Slicc: where's horsegirl Jace
Pharmacistjudge:
You *do* know I'm the HJ of both your events in Atlanta right?
Appleguard: @glitched_goddess I think all the most cringeworthy aspects of Jace are still a part of the Theorist
LRRbot: Emergency Phytomedic // Seed Suture | Emergency Phytomedic [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Cleric [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
korvys: Fight-o-medic
Appleguard: "I shall build a multiverse where my ska band is popular"
cjtree: If the life totals from last game are anything to go on, I think Graham is in the lead
GredGredmansson: @Appleguard Jace heard "don't kill the parts yourselve that are cringe" too literally
smurfomancer: I feel like we haven't seen that much Empowering Jace today. Doesn't seem like as big a part of the set as I was expecting. Obviously you could focus it more in draft than in sealed...
itsZenegos: I feel like with the echoverse being Jace's made up world, they took extra care to make sure the cards sound like they are made up
Appleguard: @GredGredmansson You see my vision
LRRbot: Theoretical Necromancer [2B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [4/1] | {3}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: let’s be honest, Jace that really likes electro swing is way better than Jace that got really into Nightcore
GredGredmansson: two of the archetypes are focused on it, namely GU and WU
LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
GredGredmansson: idk i've seen enough Jaces to figure its a regular deal
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LRRbot: Overwrite the Multiverse [4BB] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Empower Jace X, where X is the number of creatures exiled this way.
Semaph: Does it occur even when the opponent doesn't have white mana? xD
BusTed:
Mr_Bitterness: I had Settle in my Hobbit prerelease deck!
Wharg_: Where is Jace that does Fushigi?!?
Semaph: Lol, that was a nice call for danger xD
goombalax: Jace: "This is NOT Phyrexian Rebirth, nobody say this was Phyrexian Rebirth
LRRbot: Koth, the Geomancer [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Reach / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Koth deals 1 damage to each opponent. If that land is a Mountain, add {R}.
korvys: KtG doesn't spell Koth?
comrade_cards: Koth of the hotland
GredGredmansson: you want White Koth for that
Fruan: I think normal Koth is still fairly happy these days. Not as happy as happy Koth, obviously.
Semaph:
KtG will go in the Rage Omnath
CabooseFails: Ben having trouble reading small text in his old age. 35 right?
Ms_LadyMix:
Serge is not there to help with reading (sorry for this small burn, you guys)
e_bloc: magic is my second language
Robot_Bones: Koth of the Hearth
A_Dub888: Hot Koth Summer
GasCityGaming: Hot Kothy
fcloud: Hot Kothy? i played that gta3 mod
GredGredmansson: this koth could maybe go in my Lizard deck
DaxStrife: "Koth of the Homestar Runner?"
Omthebox: Happy Koth everybody
feelingfroggo: Koth of the Heights
Appleguard: Jace Who Spent Like a Week on Kamigawa and It Was His Whole Personality for Six Months Thereafter. he really overpronounces all the loanwords
SergeYager:
Bans ladymix
itsZenegos: he's Kagic the Gathering
LRRbot: Hungering Puppetbeast [3GG] | Artifact Creature — Beast Construct [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a Heartwood token. / {1}, Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains your choice of trample, hexproof, or haste until end of turn.
smurfomancer: Hot Koth Kirl?
Ms_LadyMix: lol valid and deserved
MsMarkarth: Hot Koth Summer
Sorator13: Koth of the Hardstuff (rocks)
Wolfstrike_NL: Echoverse Serge can read
BrowneePointz: The Konstrari would make Scatman John sad
GredGredmansson: @Wolfstrike_NL but can't count
Nathade: @Wolfstrike_NL And is willing to do math
Pharmacistjudge: What is this "settle the wreckage?" I think you mean Here Screaming. "When a player has control over all types of attacks in captivity. After World War II, the area is the faucet on the map. it is necessary to establish a library a game as this is it, they will be able to increase the library."
glitched_goddess: our turn, comrade
LRRbot: Draconic Visitor [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / If one or more artifact tokens would be created under your control, that many 5/5 red Dragon creature tokens with flying are created instead.
LRRbot: Pia, Determined Rebuilder [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {5}{R}: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
e_bloc: "....then" is never good
fcloud: Girthy Thopter. terrifying card
letsbelgo: g dead
polluxr: oh the dragon enters with haste, right?
glitched_goddess: a Thogan
Wolfstrike_NL: @GredGredmansson Sure he can, Echoverse Serge has never been off by one
Aarek: thats no thopter, thats Trogdors music!
Bionull: But now Pia's ability gives +0. Don't you feel silly.
Boltarion: 2nd oardwipe?
maclenrac: Pia riding dragon
A_Dub888:
Semaph: Graham will be like: Every time I boardwipe Ben, he's aware... Let's work around boardwipes.
Appleguard: Great line from the story: "Jace's mom is pretty intense." "Chandra, your mother led two revolutions"
polluxr: I misread Pia's "with flying" sorry, ben hahaha
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
itsZenegos: But what about second Boardwipe? Or Exilesies?
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
e_bloc: I hear voices in my head
maclenrac: That's a tasty dragon
maclenrac: Did his job well
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feelingfroggo: same braincell
EbDorian: That's a button if I ever heard one
CypherRaze: That's making it into the reel
e_bloc: thas why we have a tablefriend
LRRbot: Predictive Preparations [1W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each of one or two target creatures. / Flashback {3}{W}
CypherRaze: Some needs to clip that and add its to the highlights.
Pharmacistjudge: it seems like you two spend alot of time together, like you are coworkers or something
LRRMTG_Judge:
correct
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge they've known each other for such a short time
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LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Diabore: on to 3
insanecat6mtg:
LRRMTG_Judge:
Ben called Riichi!
maclenrac: indeed
Wolfstrike_NL: !onemore
LRRbot: uno mas? ONE MORE!
e_bloc: kill your darling rares
Chenderle: sometimes the commons and uncommons get the job done
Boltarion: this has been by far the longest match and there was a 4 gsne match
LRRMTG_Judge: 100% a call that can be correct to make - Ku
LRRbot: Frostbite Pyromental [URR] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Trample, haste / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
LRRbot: Avatar of Burgeoning Echoes [GU] | Creature — Avatar [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, empower Jace 2. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−10]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each land you control."
BrowneePointz: lightning skelemental ye
Desruprot: Frostbite should of been 6/1
A_Dub888: !card lightning skelemental
LRRbot: Lightning Skelemental [BRR] | Creature — Elemental Skeleton [6/1] | Trample, haste / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
LRRbot: Lich's Relic [B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, for each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
e_bloc: in my day we had no butt and we liked it
sallomon33: !card crude bent blade
LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
Chenderle: better Cruel Bent Blade
sallomon33: yup
hd_dabnado: removal you can urza's sage for
Chenderle: or crude
e_bloc: for each opponent
hd_dabnado: saga*
e_bloc: so even better in commander
korvys: Murder, but better, with free equipment
Pharmacistjudge: it's {2}}{B} destroy target creature.
Fruan: Murder with complimentary machete.
DaxStrife: They got Da ShareZone on a card?
hd_dabnado: finally, commander players are playing removal
ContingentCat: That art's sick yeah
e_bloc: it's the crime AND the weapon
glitched_goddess: cruel bent blade just came out and it’s already power crept out
Desruprot: Telling Time
Mr_Bitterness: Ehhh, you have to pay 2 for the kill, Crude Bent Blade is often flickered in my experience
smurfomancer: You can't get it with urza's saga. That requires specifically 1 or 0 generic mana
Boltarion: saga float a mana grab the rod kill a creature seems sick
LRRbot: Emergency Phytomedic // Seed Suture | Emergency Phytomedic [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Cleric [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
SmashTCG: never didnt have it
LRRbot: Skilled Battlecarver [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
LoadingReadyRun: Nice to meet you, my name's Fight O'Medic
itsZenegos: @Boltarion saga can't grab the relic if that's what you are talking about
fcloud: just call it Blandcycling
LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
glitched_goddess: oh, of the Hexhaven O’Medics?
Alyssa_Swift: Char Rumbler my beloved weirdo
Fruan: And they're all uncommon for some reason!
GredGredmansson: There are like, 6 cards in this set that combo positively with Echo Loot
LRRMTG_Judge: Spinal Parasite - Natedogg
Voidhawk42: Spinal Parasite
BrowneePointz: he goes infinite with your goofy old school fave Hylopterous Lemure Graham(and a soul cauldron)
Bruceski: We've had top-down and bottom-up design, is Dark Loot flavortext-sideways design? It feels like it's from an un-set.
scrambled_doot: I mean Mutate is basically Augment
RatherLargeToad: host/augment ruled
polluxr: Echo-Loot is Noot?
sallomon33: is called Dr. Julius Jumblemorph and yet doesn't have morph
LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
kumatsu:
someday I'll get to use my Unstable cube that sits on the shelf... 
sallomon33: smh my head
SmashTCG: theres already an infinate combo that lets to you one hit with negaloot
scrambled_doot: but actual factual Host/Augment would go insane
glitched_goddess: evil loot is some kind of math joke that I’m not smart enough to understand
A_Dub888: What are we grafting Serge on?
Dr_Jones91: echo Lute is Tule?
niccus: do it wizards, pilot/mech augments for titanbreach
LRRbot: Budding Insurgent [2G] | Creature — Dryad Scout [3/3] | Vigilance / Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If that permanent was a legendary enchantment, draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: @glitched_goddess the "absolute value" of a number is how big it is, regardless of positive or negative
BrowneePointz: yep. you soul cauldron Hylopterous Lemure onto Evil Loot and he can get flying and infinite power
Bruceski: @glitched_goddess "Loot's value is absolute in any multiverse." Absolure value of a number ignores positive/negative.
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
sallomon33: @glitched_goddess absolute value is one that can't be lower than zero. So absolute value of 1 is 1. Absolute value of -2 is 2. Etc.
Diabore: threeee mana
Pharmacistjudge: Graham sounds like Robert Patterson wanting a hotdog
maclenrac: that changes the equation
MegaDosX: What a specific read Pharmacistjudge
sallomon33: it basically expresses how far away from 0 it is lol
Pharmacistjudge: I'll send you a link later
BrowneePointz: you look like the Fourth of July!
BrowneePointz: makes me wanna a hot dog reaaaal baaad
MegaDosX: Graham is Fblthp?
e_bloc: that's the second legally blonde 2 reference I've heard this week
maclenrac: Batman
JoStro_: you weren't expecting such a hungry guy
LoadingReadyRun:
I maintain that Host/augment isn't any weirder then Meld and is more interesting. Could be themed as a Simic thing?
Pharmacistjudge: oops Robert Pattinson wrong person, I meant the actor
Micalovits: It sure is simpler than mutate
korvys: It's less confusing than Mutate
CypherRaze: I love all dressed chips
LRRbot: Winter, Team Player [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Convoke / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: speaking of film, happy Resident Evil opening weekend yall
MegaDosX: Blonde Winter!
GasCityGaming:
What if in the Ikoria vs. Kamigawa set we get host augment cause Kamigawans have to augment their own creatures and captured bests from Ikoria!?
Dr_Jones91: should have been Summer. lol
polluxr: @LoadingReadyRun the issue with it was that the augment creatures couldn't stand on their own (hence mutate)
glitched_goddess: so do you think echoverse duskmourne is helpful
PipeSmokingOwl: omg what is this video rofl. New york hot dog. @Pharmacistjudge
RustZenith: Legally Blonde has 2 great movies
GredGredmansson: i still don't quite fully grasp what is happening in Echo-Duskmourn, apparently Echo-Marina has actually IMPRISONED Valgavoth?
MegaDosX: Echoverse Duskmourn still sucks, it's just Marina in control of Valgavoth rather than Valgavoth being in control and shepherding Marina
LRRbot: Carnivorous Cultivator // Enroot | Carnivorous Cultivator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warlock [2/3] | Deathtouch / This creature enters prepared. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand. // Enroot [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: legally blonde is a fantastic movie, an okay sequel, a great musical, and a not great movie adaptation of the musical
maclenrac: Good match
definenull: uhhh
sallomon33: DEEEEEEEathtouch
GredGredmansson: I imagine Echo-Marina as being like Mandy from B&M
GredGredmansson: ROOOX- NO.
thanzo: ROOOCK sand
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LRRbot: Gallia, the Merrymaker [1R] | Legendary Creature — Satyr [2/1] | Haste / Each other creature you control with +1/+1 counter on it has haste. / {1}{R}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
e_bloc: there was a high density of deviant art references that night
spike396: Did Ben take the one from the Harpy hitting him? I know they did the drain
Spades_Slicc: and who's making pippin
kumatsu: I've seen "Roxanne but it's only Rocks" as a karaoke option before
Semaph: When there's an Anne/Anna in the group who plays a lot of mana rocks...
Wolfstrike_NL: @spike396 ^
loufghyslaufey: @MegaDosX So Renslayer & Alioth? For those of us familiar with Marvel Television? I did always assume Marina of being that evil anyway.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @kumatsu there's a video going around of a drag performer doing a rock-climbing theme act to that mix
GredGredmansson: @loufghyslaufey base Marina is more like Lydia Deetz, with a tiny dash of Carrie
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
maclenrac: ping pong
DarkMorford: "Do it, Rockapella!"
LRRbot: Hungering Puppetbeast [3GG] | Artifact Creature — Beast Construct [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a Heartwood token. / {1}, Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains your choice of trample, hexproof, or haste until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Greenhouse Propagator [2G] | Creature — Cat Druid [2/3] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G}.
letsbelgo: another creature
TheMinionGM: Another, not for itself
MaelstromSukaze: ^
letsbelgo: remove one life from ben
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
fcloud: wait, witchstalker?
maclenrac: tie game
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @fcloud that one, yes
spike396: that one I think
maclenrac: takes the lead
maclenrac: tie game agaain
maclenrac: Good stuff
leahnansidhe1: man I missed almost the whole thing, stupid work
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
xochimomo: I thought it was my cracked screen hehehe
maclenrac: Paul!!!
chaostreader: Gain 2
Alyssa_Swift: Heartwood of the cards
singinnonsense: wrath of god ?
maclenrac: day of judging
Professor_Rakor: Could be austere command
itsZenegos: the funniest part for me was that wheeler wasn't there
BrowneePointz: theres a splinter twin combo in this format
Mr_Bitterness: Was it manifested by pure psychic pressure
BrowneePointz: cuz of special guests
hattingston: Got to cast settle in draft against someone who didn't know it had been reprinted, was brutal
Viewers_Like_You: Graham... Settle the Wreckage has been dead for 50 years
XavusGaming: 3, 6, 9??
KaleidoscopeMind: serge was gifted apollo's dodgeball briefly
sallomon33: oh btw you can do the splinter twin combo in this set. Splinter twin is special guest and there's a tapper untapper blue common
Pharmacistjudge: I just go back to DB 2017 with rosewatta stone Settle the Wreckage.
Dog_of_Myth: Kindred Judgement I believe is the 7 mana wrath
LRRbot: Ajani Resolute [1W] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [2] | Whenever you gain life, put a loyalty counter on Ajani. / 0: You gain 1 life. / −4: Create a 2/2 white Cat Soldier creature token named Ajani's Pridemate with "Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." / −10: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2."
maclenrac: Brother pulled seattle on me in a pack war
MegaDosX:
I hear two mana Ajani is busted
sallomon33:
especially when you're IN the lifegain colour pair
Spades_Slicc:
@maclenrac the whole city????
MegaDosX: (the joke is the MH3 Ajani is also two mana)
maclenrac: still draw card
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Chenderle: it's happening! the synergy!
e_bloc: happy pride
sallomon33: I would call it Ajani's gardenmate
KaleidoscopeMind: unflinching hottimancer?
sallomon33: but I guess guymate rolls off the tongue better
adambomb625: Will nicknames TTC ever make a comeback?
MegaDosX: Oh right that Nissa
BrowneePointz: they do not get a Me
BrowneePointz: Serge
BrowneePointz:
e_bloc: stewwared of the elements?
Viewers_Like_You: You could cast Jace the Mind Sculptor for 2 mana if you cheat
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Nyssah
Paronychodon: Ajani's top ability is a 0 not a +1
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: legally distinct
Spades_Slicc: yes
BrowneePointz: that’s where Kamahl is from
BrowneePointz: it’s an island continent
ELD_Winterlight: Did Ben gain the right amount of life there? 1 for ETB and 2 for Ajani
DarkMorford: Yargle, THICC BOI
Dog_of_Myth: Yargle that didn't miss leg day
e_bloc: the more yargles change the more they stay the same
unowngnome: Otarua
RatherLargeToad: He’s a chef, or at least ate a chef
BrowneePointz: all continents are islands I’m an idiot
KaleidoscopeMind: big thighs?
Aarek: yargle only did leg day
thanzo: otirod
SergeYager: @Paronychodon Yup, and the static ability gives it a loyalty. The shortcut gets to the exact same spot.
GredGredmansson: OG Yar-Kul was a Belzenlok lackey who was cursed. Echo Yar-Kul was just a normal guy who wandered into a cursed forest.
unowngnome: Otaria is where Odyssey and Onslaught blocks took place, iirc.
BrowneePointz: for Graham, Otaria is the location for Odyssey and Onslaught
GredGredmansson: so its the Mirari's faulth.
Spades_Slicc: You know i heard that Odyssey and Onslaught blocks took place on Otaria
dolphgrim: I think Otaria is the capital of Canada.
LRRbot: Mabel, Valley Hero [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/2] | Whenever Mabel or another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that entered this turn.
Alyssa_Swift:
Happy Mabel
Spades_Slicc: Mabel + Kraken tho
BrowneePointz: I believe Krosan forest is on Otaria and that was the og Cabal headquarters
maclenrac: Ottawa is in Ontario
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mabel, Valley Hero
LRRbot: Predictive Preparations [1W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each of one or two target creatures. / Flashback {3}{W}
BrowneePointz: Otaria the OG cabal headquarters*
dolphgrim: @maclenrac You misspelled Otaria
fcloud: ofc, dont you know the national anthem? "O-ta-ria, my home and native land~"
LRRbot: Room of Refuge | Land | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
dolphgrim: @fcloud 🤭🤭🤭
DragonMZ: @maclenrac Otawara is in Otaria
Chenderle: many seek refuge in the green room
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
sallomon33: it's funny that preparatiosn is Fatehold flavoured cuz it works best in Vigorbloom and RW lol
GasCityGaming: Petawawa is in Ontario near Ottawa
feelingfroggo: green is not a creative colour
LRRMTG_Judge: it can HIT planeswalkers - Ku
hd_dabnado: Graham: "...no"
DarkMorford: *puts butter chicken in the microwave for dinner*
James_the_Dabbler: He’s turning the corner gang
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BrowneePointz: and Ben has a massive beefer and a lifelink ability. we’re making a comeback folks!
sallomon33: also a common!
voysi: shoulda been human cat
Pharmacistjudge: there are alot of pridemates now.
Bionull: I'll eat after the match I said. It'll be fine.
sallomon33: pridemate has always been an uncommon
MegaDosX: Famously undersupported creature type, humans
sallomon33: even in Foudnations
Dr_fragenstien: green for the fixing
sallomon33: buh
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Yeah,
Pharmacistjudge: Completely fair.
kumatsu: I think Ben MAY have stabilized
James_the_Dabbler: Jesus crisp
zagman505: holy
Spritz_T: @kumatsu you could be right
MegaDosX: Now picture that with that Germinate card from your booster Ben
Dalrint: This feels like the moment graham swaps the multiverse again
LRRbot: Ruric Thar, Magecrusher [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior [7/7] | This spell can't be countered. / Reach, vigilance, trample / Ruric Thar has hexproof as long as they haven't dealt combat damage yet.
Dr_fragenstien: I haven’t seen a lot of removal being thrown around today.
maclenrac: Boyz!
korvys: Mana Tithe!
kumatsu:
Guttural Response mentioned
Chenderle: I love getting insulted by beautiful bards
LRRbot: Emergency Phytomedic // Seed Suture | Emergency Phytomedic [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Cleric [1/1] | This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
maclenrac: Ben abusing the stack
fcloud: ok, hear me out. "i've got the lifegain" to the tune of guns n roses "night train"
kumatsu: Ben living the dream
James_the_Dabbler: Ben this is brutal
MegaDosX: This is one of the reasons people like lifegain, it's very "number go up"
RatherLargeToad: uh oh, Beefy
MegaDosX: Outstanding
e_bloc: this is your life
e_bloc: (total)
James_the_Dabbler: This is just classic Serge here
maclenrac: don't hide the dryad
BrowneePointz: good dryad arbor reference
Sorator13: look, Serge doesn't see green (which is why he keeps putting Kitchen Finks into his mono-white commander decks)
MegaDosX: I think Graham is dead
LRRMTG_Judge: I think you are dead by the math.
KaleidoscopeMind: who will die first: G or the ipad?
letsbelgo: he is ded dead
Spritz_T: does ben have the mana for the trample ability?
LRRMTG_Judge: Yes
Mastaalucard: @Spritz_T green creature on the bottom is a dork
Spritz_T: ah, right
maclenrac: Ben was down to single digit life
MegaDosX: Trigger trigger trigger
LRRbot: Gallia, Tragic Host [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Satyr [2/1] | Menace / {4}{B}, Exile another creature card from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with a +1/+1 counter on her.
James_the_Dabbler: He was at 4
Dog_of_Myth:
Spritz_T: i don't know if the wrath would even save graham for long
RatherLargeToad: next card
James_the_Dabbler: wild
Chenderle: and they're all friends
RustZenith: Tragic host indeed
TheWriterAleph: Grahamia, Tragic Host
thanzo: good end
insanecat6mtg:
itira:
KickAssKanuck: gg's
maclenrac: 29
thanzo:
GG
punahougirl84: GGs!
feelingfroggo: gg they’re all friends
GredGredmansson: gg
falcn120: love the PPR
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
korvys: I'm clicking, itt's not working
FatBottomedLena: I'm late. Was there any Jace? >.> =D
NorthArc: idk whats up with you
crowebirb: yayyyyy
ShaneLeeAtk: !ppr
HarmonisedMelody: Woooo!
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Vinewood_OG: Do not check the history on my mind browser.
Dog_of_Myth:
maclenrac: Yay! Good job whole team
polluxr: @Vinewood_OG hahaha
sallomon33: CLICK IT IN YOUR MIND. WHY aren't you clicking it!
Anubis169: no thank YOU
goatprince: a
KaleidoscopeMind: echo-paul: goodbye!
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loufghyslaufey: The Spoofipers are Paul's hands, Chat
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KickAssKanuck: set looks fun. gg's!
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loufghyslaufey: Did yhey go over BlizzCon yet? Does any of Chillpoint/Checkpoint know? Graham?
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
DarkMorford: wait WHAT
Molator: woo
Mai_Andra: A dramatic hospital show about ducks?
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gibbousm: will there be a Helicopter?
loufghyslaufey: *Did they? (Psst. Pass the question down please?)
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e_bloc: its about time
GredGredmansson: LETS FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
KaleidoscopeMind: so you're playing (friendship is) magic?
GredGredmansson: *slams mouth shut*
Dog_of_Myth:
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loufghyslaufey: Still- know what? Its a Pre-Prix Day. So nevermind.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
loufghyslaufey: Tch. Baka...
GredGredmansson:
118 Thanks for the PPR! I'm gonna get started on my Echoverse Gisa+Geralf fanfic now.
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loufghyslaufey: (PBS Studio Outro Riff)
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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josh___something: Tight 8 hours
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loufghyslaufey: Catch them Spoofipers, Paul...!
HarmonisedMelody:
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HarmonisedMelody: Thought I'd miss the whole thing but made the end and had the highlight!
HarmonisedMelody:
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KaleidoscopeMind: wait i just realized... do we get a good night gibb?
loufghyslaufey:
Post PPR Stinger Card: Echo-Verse's Hexhaven will return 
KaleidoscopeMind: but echo-versed good night gibb?
Verrain2: In Echoverse, we sting stream.
Whatsit_the_Git: best wishes everyone
HarmonisedMelody: Is Echoverse Good night Gibb from one of the clones??
HarmonisedMelody: Now ait, it's probably discount blouse Kathleen
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