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TXC2: title change!
TXC2: PITT: Please Insert The Tape
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I looked at the trailer on Steam for this game. Looks interesting
TXC2: CONTACT
Juliamon: lrrSIG
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SnackPak_: lrrGibb
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
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Brozard: !sir
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
LRRbot: Do it!
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beowuuf: Did someone say pitt? jlrrPit
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kingandcommoner: !quote
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chaos5896: lrrSHINE benginHi
Brozard: is that adjacent to F?
kingandcommoner: I think it IS F
TXC2: hello chaos5896 welcome
beowuuf: press lrrEFF to grief
DAC169: Project P.I.T.T. !! aipOMG
Strebenherz: volume is very quiet for me, just me or nah?
chaos5896: hope you're doing well, TXC2
TXC2: thanks, and you chaos5896
Juliamon: is quiet
kingandcommoner: too quiet...
beowuuf: oh wow, i didn't even realise there was music
Astrovore: Sound fell in a pit?
chaos5896: @kingandcommoner - .-
TXC2: it's more ambiance then music
wholsometiger: Good rhythm though
beowuuf: chill drum and bass
TXC2: Here we GO!
chaos5896: It Begins...
TXC2: HER!
beowuuf: o/ doggo!
GhostValv: thanks
TXC2: Hello Matt
DeM0nFiRe: That's a puppo!
kingandcommoner: Dog Tax received
Strebenherz: new doggo?
Strebenherz: i thought matt only had one doggo
Creideiki_SE: But if you're me, who am I?
couchboyj: 🐕
Strebenherz: Oh, from the angle it didn't look like juniper
Juliamon: old photo, still cute
chaos5896: "taste mah peets, dad!" lrrLUL
Strebenherz: i see i see
TXC2: !hole
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
PhoenixMelior: Go into the (brad) pitt
beowuuf: P I T T with the G O A T in a H O L E
DaxStrife: You ever think about Holes?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought you were putting other things into the hole
kingandcommoner: Is Dr. Robby gonna show up?
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protojman: jlrrPit
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TXC2: "Work harder, not smarter" No
BraveOthello: Ducks in hole? Or ducks in ... Pitt?
kingandcommoner: My Tiny Toons experience will come in handy
DAC169: haven't pleyed it yet myself, but I've seen a few people stream it
Astrovore: My wife played a demo I think? I haven't seen her since she fell in that hole though
Juliamon: what are our shoes *made* of
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TXC2: just the sound design makes me think this is an Alex game
kingandcommoner: Getting the red light already? This comedy club is strict
PhoenixMelior: Jaaaaaames we have to fall down a hole!
beowuuf: ah the mdw
Wizzo1138: QUACK
beowuuf: if this is all the game is i am here for it
Nathade: what I've seen of the game so far is: put ducks in hole in more efficient in faster ways than previously
Strebenherz: time to extrude some ducks from the duck hole
TXC2: welcome to the next 3 hours
7gorobei: we have the means of producktion
beowuuf: @7gorobei sergeJustRight
PhoenixMelior: An art piece that allowed you to crank it?
flouncy_magooo: This game is so great. Hope you enjoy it!
Creideiki_SE: esaKnifebert
PhoenixMelior: Ooh throw seems good
TXC2: what kind of spin?
TXC2: we throwing a slider or a shifter?
PhoenixMelior: Txc2 leek
kingandcommoner: I think we're throwing mallards
comrade_cards: Knuckle
PhoenixMelior: Is wolf beef?
BraveOthello: Fun fact the "were" in werewolf just means "man"
TXC2: Beef is only cow
TXC2: meat from predators tends not to have a name
Astrovore: So we throw further with a running start?
PhoenixMelior: Intertia is a property of matter!
DaxStrife: Getting some "Berry Bury Berry" vibes from this game.
Astrovore: Great, a crate
ladyjessica: mmb
Juliamon: bottom says [MMB] to rotate
TXC2: unusual 0 to crate, but we'll take it
TXC2: Smart and Hard, Smard!
PhoenixMelior: Middle mouse button to jostle
chaos5896: benginDab
DAC169: minimum wage where though?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DAC169 US federal
TXC2: DAC169 US Federal
atinyspacemarine: hole!
TXC2: which has been $7.50 for decades now
flouncy_magooo: Also, what's the cost of living
TXC2: what's the purchasing power of that minium wage?
kingandcommoner: they're just ones and zeroes, man
Juliamon: $7.25 actually
ShaneLeeAtk: Man, $20 used to get me SO MANY Jolly Ranchers...
DAC169: US Federal? so below the poverty line then aipLost
PhoenixMelior: It's $15 in canada i think
LordZarano: "the worker is paid one penny every 4.97 seconds." "The MWM is reprogrammed as minimum wage changes, or for wages in different locations."
atinyspacemarine: You got this, Matt!
PhoenixMelior: But your crates!
kingandcommoner: This stream is gong to end with Mat jumping down the hole, isnt' it?
Astrovore: They came back!
PhoenixMelior: Oh they are back thats nice
kingandcommoner: Matt*
Critterbot: So the timer gets shorter the higher the combo?
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PhoenixMelior: Noooo, must be with consent!!!
PhoenixMelior: I see why the orientation reset exists now
Strebenherz: can you mousewheel while holding an item to rotate or nah?
TXC2: a man will repeatedly throw a create around rather then read the bottom of the screen
7gorobei: the rotate might be a pay upgrade
PhoenixMelior: Txc2 shhhh dont tell him
TXC2: Fair Point Matt
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kingandcommoner: you got a raise!
Creideiki_SE: Was that rotating the mouse wheel, or clicking the middle mouse button and dragging?
TXC2: dear game: that's not what the fuck "rotate" means :p
bisaflau: Have you tried pressing MMB, then moving the mouse instead of scrolling the wheel?
dylan16807: it would be funny if it needs one of those mouse wheels that can tilt to the side
PhoenixMelior: It was looking at chat
TXC2: there we go
DaxStrife: lrrBartleby
kingandcommoner: quack
PhoenixMelior: lrrGOAT
LordZarano: TBF throwing is more fun
PhoenixMelior: I like quackers and cheese
Wizzo1138: The quacks in the game are showing
Firewhiskers: You're a real quackshot now
TXC2: they're Quacktacular
TXC2: conker!
PhoenixMelior: Is that... an acorn?
Juliamon: an conker
kingandcommoner: May I offer you a conker in this trying time?
Astrovore: Oh wow I haven't seen a conker in forever
PhoenixMelior: I sure did not!
chaos5896: i sure didnt : )
Firewhiskers: That explains why Rare named their squirrel mascot Conker
TXC2: we had one at the bottom of our road, whole place was a mess every Autumn
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: So, a conkers tournament for the upcoming Live?
PhoenixMelior: No you're cranking them out
kingandcommoner: Conker's Bad Fur Day?
7gorobei: technically north american chestnuts are extinct, they are in a state of perpetual blight death
Astrovore: You put your conker on a string and smash it into the other person's until one breaks
TXC2: you put the conker on a String, and then try to hit the other players outstretched conker
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: There's a game. You pierce conkers, put them on a string, and competetively hit other player's conkers
Firewhiskers: @kingandcommoner The very same
PhoenixMelior: Extremely how to ruin camera equipment
TXC2: it Sure is
Juliamon: it's very hoop-and-stick coded
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TXC2 I swear I saw that on Taskmaster
kingandcommoner: I prefer Lawn Darts
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's a classic school playground game
Astrovore: As a child I learned many "tricks" that were supposed to harden a conker. Soaking it in vinegar was the classic
TXC2: ON TASKMASTER?! I did as a Child! I am not old :p
kingandcommoner: What is a broom if not a physics object with intent?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I love a good autocrank
ladyjessica: part of me feels like this is a very manual clicking game. I do like clicker games but this one feels frustrating. but that probably is just my experience.
TXC2: my body is a physics object, but am I my body?
kingandcommoner: This does give "cookie clicker" with extra steps
ladyjessica: also true :)
lightfut: Need the auto duck workbench
BrindleBoar: duk
ShaneLeeAtk: There is a DEEP incremental game hole to fall down.
TXC2: the upgrades are inside you all along, you just have to choose to seek them
kingandcommoner: Or, you hold down the crank, walk away, and let the room fill up with ducks until they fall in the hole naturally
Mai_Andra: This looks like one of those "overnight shift that becomes nightmare horror" games they get on Let's Nope sometimes...
Astrovore: @Mai_Andra Wait til momma duck finds out what is happening to all her babies...
spo8n: This is not how I expected duck tails to turn out.
TXC2: kingandcommoner based on this size of this room, I'm going to assume that is WILDLY inefficient
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh, I have been worrying about the stray ducks the entire time.
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flouncy_magooo: People just don't appreciate the joy of cranking it manualy
Wolfstrike_NL: Aaa, I thought we had a 3 second rule for ground ducks
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Larger container
Strebenherz: why did lrr bot pull up that crd out of nowhere? o.O
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Juliamon: !cardview off
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TheNerdWonder: I got here late. are we a duck? can we drop ourself into the pit?
ShaneLeeAtk: LLRBot, are you chatting with the card reader?
Juliamon: because someone is using the card reader :P
Astrovore: @Juliamon Some_pony_
Juliamon: right, somepony
Strebenherz: ah gotcha gotcha
TXC2: we Ponies tomorrow on ITYC
LordZarano: Can you get forklift certified?
ladyjessica: does orientation reset mean it auto orients the boxes?
kingandcommoner: That looks like one of those ball cages in Target I wasn't allowed to climb into
TXC2: "those ducks could have a man's eye out!"
RustZenith: Our box, is a very, very, very, very large box
Juliamon: kingandcommoner Good news: you still aren't allowed to climb into them
spo8n: Can you tape the mouse?
kingandcommoner: @Juliamon Bad News: There's fewer people who can stop me
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can I climb into them?
kusinohki: meows
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
kusinohki: what did I just tune into??
Juliamon: Ducks
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Matt is putting ducks into a pit
TXC2: Duck Crank, whoo ooo
Juliamon: crank out duck, put duck in hole, get paid
kingandcommoner: Plucky Duck's greatest dream
Astrovore: Duck, hole, money, repeat
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: more ducks into whole quick, more money
RustZenith: Duck for hole Du(h)ck
kusinohki: clearly a highly intellectual game...
Asoxa: Hi matt
Chronomagistrate: So, quackitalism, then
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what's quackin?
chaos5896: @Chronomagistrate o7
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: rubber ducks
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
SaoirseStuff: duck? duck.
Strebenherz: do you get box back when you yeet it into hole or do you have to buy a new box each time
kingandcommoner: What do you mean Matt? You're clearly a small businessman pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. You're Winning Capitalism!
TXC2: Strebenherz we get them back
Wolfstrike_NL: and 20 at once is a bigger combo as well
Chronomagistrate: Is it costing you anything to make ducks?
bisaflau: unsure if we can get the big box in the hole though..
Wizzo1138: The quacktory must grow
kingandcommoner: @Chronomagistrate Time
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ducks only cost time on the crank
kusinohki: so we have a broom or squeegee for all the floor ducks??
Juliamon: We have chosen not to buy the broom
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At some point, I'm sure Matt will be able to autocrank
Amentur: charly23Hmmm
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100 Cheer1
Juliamon: THERE'S the automation
Astrovore: I saw automation!
Wolfstrike_NL: 139 bonus for the big box, almost payed itself back dirctly
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: time to autocrank
kingandcommoner: The notification
Juliamon: The on-screen text
TXC2: but can we afford the automation?
Astrovore: $1000?!
Strebenherz: @TXC2 not yet anyways :p
Ashmantle: can you push multiple boxes in a line at once?
kusinohki: I feel like we could have built the crank machine closer to the hole...
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Juliamon: kusinohki This company's motto is explicitly "Work Harder, Not Smarter"
Juliamon: there's posters and everything
Juliamon: oh that's so fast now!
chaos5896: lrrLUL
NorthstarTex: Came here for send codes, staying for the cranking.
Cheese_Hammer: love to join in on an LRR to watch someone crankin it
Wizzo1138: Fowl creature?
kingandcommoner: How would you rank Crank among Jason Stathom movies?
kusinohki: I hope floor ducks don't go stale...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I feel betrayed, Matt actually put a stray duck into a box
Juliamon: sticky...
Cheese_Hammer: oh, duck in a box, like that song
NorthstarTex: how are the tools stick?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cheese_Hammer Sure, that's what that song was about
NorthstarTex: sticky*
kingandcommoner: How else will you build a Rube Goldberg-esque auto-holer?
kusinohki: gravity optional makes it sound harder to put ducks in a hole...
Astrovore: Man, when we get the broom we are going to *clean up*
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kusinohki made it sound like you could stick things to the air if you wanted
kusinohki: envisioning a "black hole" upgrade that auto pulls in stray ducks...
Juliamon: ah yes, orb game
Joecool190: the orb
SnackPak_: lrrCIRCLE
ladyjessica: it’s on my wishlist. played wizards tower and feed the reactor recently.
PhoenixMelior: Duck
kusinohki: go full satisfactory where the crank is automated and there's a conveyor belt straight to the hole...
Astrovore: Hole time?
kingandcommoner: At least (as far as I know) Cookie Clicker hasn't gone the way of Bloons Tower Defense
PhoenixMelior: Later, matt needs to speak to us first
Mr_Horrible: Orb of Creation hurts the fuck outta my brain
kusinohki: what happens if we fall into the hole??
Mr_Horrible: it's more a puzzle game than an incremental
Mr_Horrible: oh I see the problem, it's not The Square Hole
flouncy_magooo: Pivot pivot pivot!
Wolfstrike_NL: lol
Juliamon: Airflow generator 👀
kingandcommoner: Airflow generator?
PhoenixMelior: Can we also go into the hole?
TXC2: Evasive manurers ?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I would assume we would appear where the boxes go
PhoenixMelior: Yeah but... its for the highlight reel.
Astrovore: Are we worth money if we go in the hole?
kusinohki: orientation reset??
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PhoenixMelior: Theres ducks all over the floo3
kingandcommoner: And thats....terrible?
PhoenixMelior: That is indeed 12 years
Juliamon: it's gross
TXC2: it is indeed 12 squared
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks a typical 7th grader...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: so about a year
PhoenixMelior: @juliamon how dare you
Ashmantle: I assume the duck workbench can not be moved, but out of curiousity is working the crank the same input as the pick up and move input
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kusinohki: this ducking mess reminds me too much of some factory jobs I've had...
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evil_h2o_elf: A nice round number!
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TheCoskii: @Ashmantle it is stationary, and the input is the same as pickup/interact
TXC2: or 4 twenties, as the French would say
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I figured selling would come in eventually
kingandcommoner: probably a jump upgrade
NorthstarTex: like relieved or increased?
silvertabbycat: compressing duck spines or your spine?
Strebenherz: yessssssssss
BrindleBoar: some kind of duck frenzy
TXC2: time to build a conveyor belt of fans
IanAllenBird: hi chat is there lore here or are we just accepting this as a normal activity
BrindleBoar: some might call it a fan belt
Juliamon: We're not supposed to ask questions
Wolfstrike_NL: no lore, just duck
IanAllenBird: noted
Juliamon: there is technically lore
NorthstarTex: put duck in hole, receive $
TXC2: hello IanAllenBird all we know is Duck go in hole
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Juliamon: incidental duck
Wolfstrike_NL: Yeet!
Strebenherz: matt's cranking it on stream, and we're watching the hole with interest
Juliamon: thomk
Lysander_salamander: is this like cookie clicker but with ducks?
Juliamon: sorta
flouncy_magooo: @Lysander_salamander Also Satisducktory elements
TXC2: it's clicker-esque
NorthstarTex: we can hope you land one in the hole with this set up
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flouncy_magooo: @flouncy_magooo Satisquacktory would have been the better pun
atinyspacemarine: fan go whhrrrrrr
atinyspacemarine: I'm constantly making that noise in my head
kingandcommoner: whhhrrrrrrrrrr
flouncy_magooo: whhrrrrrr
Juliamon: Is the fan behind the hole too close to it and blowing them back?
atinyspacemarine: it's either that or tinnitus
TXC2: I make more of a Microwave style hum
spo8n: Your pile of stray ducks is half as far away as before, that’s progress!
atinyspacemarine: I think I needed like six fans
TXC2: we got one!
7gorobei: use the boxes to form walls to funnel them towards the hole?
atinyspacemarine: This is exactly what a manufacturing engineering degree teaches you
jotalmadg: I think the pile is starting to block them
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @7gorobei The boxes can't be too close to the fans
IanAllenBird: dang
Juliamon: Adhesive for the boxes?
atinyspacemarine: Do we have sticky yet?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is an option to buy
NorthstarTex: oooo yes, make them sticky
atinyspacemarine: If not, don't worry about it
TXC2: !addquote (Matt G) [now] The boxes are extremely blowable too.
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IanAllenBird: huge
atinyspacemarine: big brain plays
PhoenixMelior: Progression no longer matters, we just want to fill the space with ducks
Strebenherz: @TXC2 benginO7
adamshandy: I've seen a few people playing this
adamshandy: and I'm yet to see a lawful good playthrough
7gorobei: do the boxes blow if they are filled?
atinyspacemarine: @PhoenixMelior It's fun to make the CPU hurt with physics
Lysander_salamander: is there a duck squeegee?
Juliamon: we have opted not to buy the broom
PhoenixMelior: Why broom when box works just as well
atinyspacemarine: What is lawful good in this context?
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Juliamon: this is how LLMs work
adamshandy: @atinyspacemarine one that is ordered and not horribly chaotic
WiJohn: We're the reason Matt can pump all these ducks
TXC2: oh it's down right Pavlovian with me Matt :p
atinyspacemarine: you can make a big pile
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TXC2: hello Raiders!
NeoGetz: 'lo I am indeed
NeoGetz: This is such a good game
atinyspacemarine: I have, at points in this game, set my waterbottle to rest on my mouse so I can walk away and do something else
Ashmantle: could you put the big boxes behind the hole as a wall or is that too close to the fans?
AtomicAlchemical: It's Duck Season babygirl
TXC2: Ashmantle yes, the boxes are also blown by the fans
NeoGetz: Sadly at first optimal is just make pile, shove as many at once in hole
Wolfstrike_NL: having fun with it = optimal
NeoGetz: ^
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @NeoGetz But that would require a broom
Boopity: Having tuned in post-duck, what is the actual objective of this game?
atinyspacemarine: yeah my factory is many, many, many panels at this point
NeoGetz: broom or tactical box carrying
atinyspacemarine: Remember, we're all contractually obligated to have fun.
TheCoskii: @Ashmantle It kinda works.
adamshandy: @Boopity place ducks in hole
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, Matt as just been using a box for pushing
atinyspacemarine: "gamers will optimize the fun out of anything"
spo8n: I’m having fun, or else.
Boopity: @adamshandy Ah, so playing as intended then, thank you LUL
A_Dub888: The system works!
NeoGetz: yes, this game has so much content that the bits where you just let it run give you chance to do self care in between the stuff
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's good when you need to get a selection of small tasks done to remain alive.
IanAllenBird: oh floaty
atinyspacemarine: In fairness to both me and the game, it was more just a way to sneak a bit more money in while I do chores.
jotalmadg: Can you rotate box to scoop them?
IanAllenBird: quack
Anubis169: Quack
adamshandy: I'd like to see a set up that is a giant wind/whirlpool circling around the hole
A_Dub888: what is a crate if not a hard broom?
atinyspacemarine: This game has great sounds
TXC2: those are Small panels
atinyspacemarine: bonk
IanAllenBird: well
Wolfstrike_NL: O no....
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How much does sticky cost?
Amentur: Hmmm
NeoGetz: Not useful, yet
7gorobei: guess we need glue
atinyspacemarine: Are we hey chatting this question?
IanAllenBird: that seems helpful
TXC2: atinyspacemarine seems like no
Boopity: Do... the ducks _enjoy_ being pushed into hole?
Boopity: Fair LUL
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NorthstarTex: do not question how the panels are sticky all of a sudden
atinyspacemarine: The rotation tools in this game could be better
Wolfstrike_NL: Are the boxes also sticky now?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @NorthstarTex After so much cranking it...
atinyspacemarine: And now I'm just wishing I had a 3d mouse
IanAllenBird: I simply gotta have that lrrBartleby emote at all times
Boopity: That's a lot of comas
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TXC2: our first triple
atinyspacemarine: If you had to title this four-koma, what would you call it?
Wolfstrike_NL: Time for duck!
adamshandy: exponentially more effective
adamshandy: but your previously rate was about 1/100
atinyspacemarine: We love a good rack
ShaneLeeAtk: Peak. Gaming.
adamshandy: check out that rack
atinyspacemarine: Wish I could require HR to approve cardio, I could avoid so much cardio
Gilmorne: I just got here, but there's a setting which makes it so you don't have to click in order to use the machine
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Gilmorne requires $1000
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Boopity: Good night TXC2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Matt
atinyspacemarine: o/
IanAllenBird: o7
Strebenherz: @TXC2 benginO7
Gilmorne: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters its in the options, not in the upgrade machine
Gilmorne: Options -> Game -> General
Gilmorne: you still have to be looking at the machine, you just don't need to use the mouse
atinyspacemarine: I didn't need to use my water bottle.......
Gilmorne: yeah. saving one mouse at a time
kingandcommoner: Now you can do Shadow puppets!
kingandcommoner: yay!
IanAllenBird: oh that's nice
Wolfstrike_NL: O Matt, is Hell No Kitty preserved?
atinyspacemarine: We're just observing the duck density function.
NeoGetz: I can't hold buttons for long periods so it's a blessing to be able to set it to just work
Gilmorne: I didn't need my 5 pound weight perched precariously on a pen after I found that
PhoenixMelior: Did you keep horner chan?
A_Dub888: and the highlight reel
Wolfstrike_NL: Dang
atinyspacemarine: Matt, I would love to see a return of the graphs
NeoGetz: Those graphs were incredible
Boopity: Yesssss
atinyspacemarine: I will inflict this on friends.
spo8n: Everyone loves a graph joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the D&D alignment chart might need to be left out because it seemed to bother Adam a lot
Wolfstrike_NL: Could take a break and let the ducks continue btw
Boopity: I don't know if my IRL friends would understand half those graphs LUL
atinyspacemarine: The integrated survivability onion really gets people
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine That one was VERY FUNNY
atinyspacemarine: It's one I'm somewhat familiar with.
Boopity: It gave Graham a minor crisis LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @atinyspacemarine I also knew the soil one
atinyspacemarine: Let's all take a break with mama
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to mute this
Wolfstrike_NL: quack
NorthstarTex: the cranking continues until morale improves
InconsiderateHat: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
spo8n: Goal!
Boopity: Not as egregious as that beat looper incremental game they played on Rhythm Cafe the other day Kappa
CaptainSpam: We might need to reaim things a bit. Or maybe scoop a bunch of ducks into the pit to clean up?
Juliamon: It's less offensive than last week's Rhythm Cafe!
Boopity: @Juliamon Same brain :D
Juliamon: lrrLUL
Foxmar320: foxmarRDUCK
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wow, cranking it while on break
Juliamon: every time the little bloop happens, I get excited
Juliamon: that's passive income, baby!!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is this a game about Kid Icarus going to work with Noah Wylie?
Dreamlettuce: brucegDance Paying the bills.
kingandcommoner: This beat is giving me Rhythm Heavan vibes
kingandcommoner: Heaven* darnit
Boopity: Oh it really is
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @kingandcommoner You don't want to be friends with the guy who claims to be the drive of the heav-van...
shometatersalad: Oh is it the duck parents game again?
PhoenixMelior: Quack quack
shometatersalad: Maybe MIGHTY GOOSE?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gosgooseLurk gosgooseLurk gosgooseLurk
Juliamon: this is so much more relaxing than the sound of tree trimmers I've been dealing with all day
IanAllenBird: qua-quack
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gosgooseHonkWord gosgooseWave
shometatersalad: also there's a successor to Untiled Goose Game
shometatersalad: Bad Magpie
shometatersalad: guess what you play as
IanAllenBird: dang
Wolfstrike_NL: Matt might have to shove in a few manual again, there's not been many goals
NorthstarTex: wow, that's distance
Juliamon: big coin pusher vibes at the pit edge
CaptainSpam: Can you shovel them in to clean up?
shometatersalad: bigger fan time?
Anubis169: feeling crate today
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @shometatersalad A Fabulous Lyre Bird
IanAllenBird: it was less annoying than I expected it to be
Gilmorne: time to refine your design
IanAllenBird: lmao whoops
Strebenherz: WHOOPS
PhoenixMelior: Thats what we call short circuiting
SnackPak_: you had one job fan
kingandcommoner: F to interact
shometatersalad: is there a shovel?
CaptainSpam: Cash money!
TehAmelie: videyagamez<z!
IanAllenBird: oh yeah that's the ticket
PhoenixMelior: Physically move the fan
Wolfstrike_NL: Automation money!
TehAmelie: would you like to tell us newbies what this game does?
Juliamon: make duck, put duck in pit, earn money
Juliamon: that's the game
IanAllenBird: fun
kingandcommoner: "bounces"
atinyspacemarine: as gamers, we love value
IanAllenBird: but back there
TehAmelie: "what is it about?" is the silliest question everyone asks a writer, but "what happens in it+" should coverany game
SnackPak_: its the perfect system
atinyspacemarine: The visual of the duck wall is good
Gilmorne: when you get ducks for free, use ducks as a building material!
shometatersalad: have you tried more fan?
shometatersalad: what happened to the 1400 you just had, I looked away for 30 seconds!
Juliamon: he bought the automated machine
atinyspacemarine: certainly there's at least more visual interest
shometatersalad: @Juliamon ah that'll do it
Wolfstrike_NL: @shometatersalad 1000 went to a second machine that pumps out a duck / 5 seconds, but it's forther back :(
Wolfstrike_NL: further even
PhoenixMelior: The island of misfit ducks
Strebenherz: oh no
atinyspacemarine: ooh, bumper backstop?
CaptainSpam: No plan ever survives the pop bumpers.
PhoenixMelior: A bumper? Is that like a bowling lane?
NorthstarTex: or is it like a pinball bumper?
PhoenixMelior: I guess we're about to become a pinball wizard
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7gorobei: might need more panels for bigger backstop
atinyspacemarine: I didn't realize the bumper did anything until late phase 2?
Boopity: Enabling further descent into duck addiction
TehAmelie: what even are these duckomforts
atinyspacemarine: You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
PhoenixMelior: Possible future solution: a series of bumpers to bounce the duck straight to the hole?
SnackPak_: now we're cooking
Boopity: "God this is dumb" is how I would describe every incremental game, and yet I keep playing them :D
atinyspacemarine: Duck survivor bias diagram.
NeoGetz: I believe so
PhoenixMelior: Good question
Gilmorne: do you want the answer, or do you want to discover the answer?
atinyspacemarine: What if you do the survivor diagram but it doesn't have any bullet holes pre-marked?
Boopity: Oh yeah, Matt, do you already have any ideas for other diagrams in future iterations of the bit?
atinyspacemarine: Like you just have a picture of a WWII long range bomber?
atinyspacemarine: Pin the tail on the strategic bomber.
PhoenixMelior: Yeah and james refuses to shell out for a real donkey
Boopity: Bringing in a pin the donkey mid-way through the bit sounds like a fun mix-up :D
NorthstarTex: why get panels when you can get bumpers for a high score?
CaptainSpam: I'm wondering how hard it would be to just make enough panels to funnel the ducks where you want them to reduce random spray.
TehAmelie: remember Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator? maybe this is the ultimate simulator of duck battle
Gilmorne: profit is profit
Juliamon: The panels are so expensive...
PhoenixMelior: Is this a very slow AMA now?
NeoGetz: It is a lot of work, but also very rewarding in the end
atinyspacemarine: The panels are a capital expense, they pay for themselves eventually
7gorobei: we are losing a lot to overshoots going over the backstop pile
PhoenixMelior: Backstop bumpers
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I feel like you can get $200 at any point
CaptainSpam: Maybe chain combos would help when you do cleanups? It looks like the combo timer goes down faster the higher the combo is, so chaining them for a bonus might help.
PhoenixMelior: Grab a broom then, chat
atinyspacemarine: We have momentum going here, though
CaptainSpam: I feel the strat is getting multiple combos chained together, not just a single combo.
atinyspacemarine: looking at the slowly growing pile behind you every ten minutes is a good bit
7gorobei: im wondering when the automated one pushes the game close to the physics object number limit
dreezebreeze: dont give up on the fans matt, dont listen to the haters
PhoenixMelior: Lets check on the auto one behind us!
atinyspacemarine: I've definitely had my frame rate drop below 20 from physics.
SnackPak_: I cant wait for that reveal
NonchalantAvenger: are u cross-streaming tonight?
PhoenixMelior: The suspense.
atinyspacemarine: Matt just understand setup and payoff
Boopity: I wonder if the devs tested any kind of upper limits :D
atinyspacemarine: *understands
atinyspacemarine: wow missing an "s" changes the tone of that sentence a lot
Strebenherz: gotta build up the load before blasting into the hole :p
NorthstarTex: hole!
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Boopity: No nut november is two months away
IanAllenBird: lmao
PhoenixMelior: Oh.
SnackPak_: perfect
atinyspacemarine: duck
NorthstarTex: another load
Boopity: Pile of d u c k
Strebenherz: oh wow that is FAR back there
IanAllenBird: and an ocean out back
Boopity: Oh this room is larger than I thought :D
kingandcommoner: Airballs?
Juliamon: I'm tempted to get this game, not confident my laptop can handle it but it's still tempting
atinyspacemarine: Backshots is almost correct
Juliamon: Mobility... conveyors?
kingandcommoner: I keep expecting increasing the Duck value too have changed the ducks in some wayu
NorthstarTex: there was a nonzero amount of serotonin on that duck delivery
atinyspacemarine: The duck value should give them, like, sunglasses or something
Boopity: More money means it's time far lay-offs Kappa
IanAllenBird: toys
spo8n: what's under toys?
atinyspacemarine: bumper is uer toys
IanAllenBird: ominous
atinyspacemarine: 5
PhoenixMelior: Ominous countdown
NorthstarTex: wat
atinyspacemarine: 4
kingandcommoner: I really want to see what happens when it hits 0
Boopity: That sure is fine
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't like that
spo8n: don't try to escape lol
IanAllenBird: vertical something is a privilege I guess
dreezebreeze: look like out of bounds kill timer
NorthstarTex: "vertical commuting is a privilege"
PhoenixMelior: Go ducks go!
CaptainSpam: MOAR DUCK
Juliamon: hellll yeah
Strebenherz: DUCK GET
kingandcommoner: But we did lose the Rhythm Heaven feeling, so was it really?
atinyspacemarine: DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK
Boopity: Now you're thinking with duck
CaptainSpam: We quackin' now, fam.
IanAllenBird: @kingandcommoner now it's just a marching game instead of a call and response
atinyspacemarine: "Duck" is just onomatopoeia for the machine.
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Boopity: Do the ducks... seem louder?
NorthstarTex: That's a good beat imo
Boopity: Thank you Matt :D
atinyspacemarine: I think the only thing I want from this game is the floating point vertex error like the slots game
DeM0nFiRe: Gonna hear ducks in my dreams
atinyspacemarine: also for phase 4 to be less annoying but the dev is aware of that one.
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TomfooleryFox He is cranking out ducks and putting them in a hole
atinyspacemarine: duck, duck, duck, duck
InconsiderateHat: DinoDance
TomfooleryFox: @amillioncatsontypewriters gotcha gotcha, what else
CaptainSpam: Matt, I tell you this with all the sincerity and experience of a seasoned league pinball player: No plan ever survives the pop bumpers. lrrLUL
Juliamon: *concern*
SnackPak_: are we going to be compressing ducks?
SnackPak_: oh good
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't think that is what it said
atinyspacemarine: Flat fuck friday!
7gorobei: recycling
InconsiderateHat: So do you get bigger combos for moving around less?
Juliamon: ah, so that's what a lucky duck looks like
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @InconsiderateHat combo is just based on how many ducks you get in at a time.
7gorobei: glowing one must be lucky
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: A good point for thinking about the combo chain?
dylan16807: That bumper at the end is really enthusiastic! Not sure if it's helping but it's giving 200%
SnackPak_: o7
InconsiderateHat: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Ah k, so we're just building capacity for now woth bonus incidental drops
shushu2539: I guess when there's a duck for every human on earth you win the game
e_bloc: why is that noise
tapdancingbeavers: quack, qwuk
adamshandy: Matt, building the worst machine known to man: "this seems pretty effificent"
Boopity: Which one? :D
e_bloc: marphS
InconsiderateHat: How many individual quack variations do you think they have in this game?
SnackPak_: lol
Boopity: It's all about the attitude
James_the_Dabbler: Do you need a broom
SnackPak_: broom knows what it did
e_bloc: this doesn't seem manual, so I'm just going to assume we're making 'manual ducks'
Amentur: Not using the ducks to heat up water. This is what innovation looks like
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @e_bloc He just turned on the setting so he doesn't have to hold the button constantly.
iconicshadow89: i know we joked it about it at the beginning but have we fed ourselves to the pit?
PhoenixMelior: Ooh you can stack them horizontally AND vertically!
e_bloc: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters how come we have to suffer if he doesn't
Anubis169: why not?
Anubis169: I've seen worse metal shop projects, this is perfectly serviceable :P
e_bloc: with every panel we stray further and further from god's light
PhoenixMelior: If we cared, we could fix it later.
TheCoskii: Well, I have a new issue with my game. I should probably reset. Game forgot I have the sticky unlock.
IanAllenBird: lmao
Anubis169: manLOL
atinyspacemarine: This is probably what it would look like if I ever tried to learn how to weld
IanAllenBird: everything's perfectly fine
Anubis169: looks like the Dexian shelving in my garage
Anubis169: That's what... something something
Strebenherz: meanwhile the auto ducker in the back is continuing to slowly threaten the frame rate, one duck at a time
IanAllenBird: ayyy
atinyspacemarine: You're doing great!
SnackPak_: shrug emoji
e_bloc: it's not worse
IanAllenBird: ooh shinies
Boopity: So are these rubber ducks or duck ducks?
PhoenixMelior: Ur doin gr8 sweaty
IanAllenBird: I think you have a fan behind the wall, idk if it still works
IanAllenBird: oh nice
PhoenixMelior: If the pan pushes you, does that mean you weigh the same as a duck?
TheWriterAleph: a witch!
Boopity: Are... are _we_ a duck?
A_Dub888: for all we know we ARE a duck
PhoenixMelior: @thewriteraleph that is the reference i was making yes
Anubis169: Hmm... maybe they'd fly straighter if the path were clearer?
Mathwyn: Hi. Ducks?
Anubis169: they seem to be bouncing off the existing duckies a lot
PhoenixMelior: And clear the island of mis-pitt ducks?
TheWriterAleph: @PhoenixMelior lrrSHINE
e_bloc: no walls, only fans
PhoenixMelior: Ooh, an only fans!
Boopity: The swath of ducks abandoned in the dimly lit back feel quite poetic
shushu2539: some day the duck industry bubble is going to pop
Mechsican: @Boopity Like fingerprints on an abandoned hand rail.
Nathade: If your ducks pop consult a vet
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e_bloc: `r
e_bloc: progress is one word for this
ContingentCat: !point
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Boopity: @Mechsican This... feels weirdly specific enough to the point where I'm not sure if it's a reference LUL
7gorobei: the nearest fan on the left is pushing them to the right
PhoenixMelior: Death of the fan
BloodnBullets: What duck-based madness have I walked into?
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Strebenherz: bus it, picking this up
Mathwyn: @bloodnbullets quack
BloodnBullets: @Mathwyn How dare you say that about my mother!?
kingandcommoner: total collapse
Boopity: Oh no
Boopity: They're trying to get out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we trying to get the spider slowdown here?
Boopity: Also chat, Birb, which Matt and Jordynne showed of during the subathon has consumed me and my friend's life
IanAllenBird: same
IanAllenBird: uhoh
A_Dub888: durgs?
IanAllenBird: oh a lot is happening
shushu2539: can we replace the quack noises with thwomps?
Boopity: @shushu2539 That sounds hellish LUL
Mai_Andra: "Back to the pit!" jlrrDance
Asoxa: Say, Matt
Asoxa: What's going on downthere?
Mathwyn: May need that panel rack upgrade LUL
Asoxa: A s o x a
A_Dub888: PITT things
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: Goose value 71
BloodnBullets: Why are some ducks glowing? are they volatile?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now Hosk is definitely gonna worry
Asoxa: It's the worst spelling of my last name I've ever experienced
Boopity: @BloodnBullets Shhh, they're very sensitive about it
PhoenixMelior: Oh no, not gregnant!
Boopity: Does that mean all fireflies are in a permanent state of gregnancy?
PhoenixMelior: Oh gregnant (consentual)
Mai_Andra: ♫ Rubber Ducky~ ♪ wait, is the ending just going to reveal the PITT is a giant bathtub?
IanAllenBird: quantum gregnancy
PhoenixMelior: Wut
IanAllenBird: kmjnikomjn
PhoenixMelior: Not mad, just disappointed
Boopity: LUL
PhoenixMelior: Y... yeah!
Boopity: I do enjoy a good flicker
A_Dub888: !card flicker
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PhoenixMelior: It's fine.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior lrrFINE ?
jhmv: can you use the panel as a shovel?
atinyspacemarine: We love the auto duck machine
PhoenixMelior: You could always save some panels
IanAllenBird: could use the rest as a roof?
Strebenherz: no time for regret now matt :P
atinyspacemarine: Can't have enough panels
atinyspacemarine: panels don't go bad
7gorobei: make a roof with the spares
Wolfstrike_NL: So, time for fans on the auto machine?
BloodnBullets: I fear you are coming too far round with that wall, and they will end up going outside it.
Boopity: LUL
Foxmar320: James would fall in the PITT
Boopity: Oh to be a duck vibrating into the hole
atinyspacemarine: I wish the pear jiggler was an upgrade
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Oh, so long ago
PhoenixMelior: I... worry... about the auto duck machine sometimes.
gsyhiap: I see the crafting, but where's the mining?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhoenixMelior We are absolutely creating a singularity
Mazrae: Feel like just need to use a snow shovel down the middle
atinyspacemarine: We're mining in the bitcoin sense, a machine is minting them for us.
Hykin__: @phoenixmelior dont think about the audoduck machine too much or itll make you into a duck
Wolfstrike_NL: @gsyhiap Clearly the machine's are mining ducks
BloodnBullets: Eventually we will drown in ducks.
ContingentCat: all problems solved with more ducks
Mai_Andra: I don't understand what's happening at all. It seems a cage is being built for fun and profit? lrrPistachio
Boopity: @Mai_Andra Trying to funnel ducks down a hole
gsyhiap: Are the glow in the dark ducks good, or bad?
atinyspacemarine: Um
Juliamon: they are lucky
Juliamon: we don't know if that's good or bad, but it's all we know
BloodnBullets: There was a "trading" subtab, maybe it was in there?
Boopity: It seems we've unintentionally created a ramp of ducks for the new ducks to jump over
BloodnBullets: can you get a broom?
Boopity: Genius!
gsyhiap: @Juliamon How... enigmatic
Boopity: Like, for the witchcore aesthetic?
IanAllenBird: oh, the wiggling
Juliamon: duck vibes
Boopity: The pulsating makes it look like the ducks are colluding LUL
Juliamon: they're just vibing, we should leave them alone
jhmv: can the generators be moved?
Juliamon: sure can't
Juliamon: that's part of the game, dealing with their positioning
Wolfstrike_NL: So, the big question now....Does Matt like video games?
QuixoticScrivener: Combo Breaker
Boopity: Was there any kind of premise or dialogue at the start of the game, or were we just dropped into this?
Hykin__: Do you plan to setup fans to blow the autoduck outputs to the pit?
BloodnBullets: I dont suppose there is a conveyor belt?
Boopity: @Wolfstrike_NL It begins...
BusTed: :V
Juliamon: Boopity We started in an elevator with "WORK HARDER NOT SMARTER" and "FEED THE PIT" posters in it
Juliamon: it's implied we are employed to do this
Boopity: Oh lovely
ContingentCat: they don't want to leave you
atinyspacemarine: Is there a jam in the duck machine
atinyspacemarine: Matt you have to say hey chat
gsyhiap: Do we know what the P.I.T.T. acronym stands for?
James_the_Dabbler: well this isn’t the cash register
7gorobei: i think you are hitting the limit for physics collision objects and it is affecting the manual duck generator trajectory
BusTed: makes you appreciate every frame that much more
atinyspacemarine: Oh the physics engine is having a terrible time
atinyspacemarine: This is what it looks like when you make a computer feel pain
IanAllenBird: oh no
Mai_Andra: They figured out how to use fans. Got to make the product heavier...
atinyspacemarine: Oh the physics ticks are not keeping up
ContingentCat: it's just fair after the years of computers making us feel pain
Juliamon: oh, the bills actually pop out
darkcyril: Looks like it's probably just a randomly generated number on the display.
Juliamon: So, ducks are low but static payout. Cash registers are a gamble.
Juliamon: shhhh
IanAllenBird: that's private
jhmv: lewd
Juliamon: nature is beautiful
Boopity: ToS!
Foxmar320: Don't look
Hykin__: Its natural. Let them be
ContingentCat: when two cash registers love eachother very much
gsyhiap: As someone who has actually dropped a cash drawer on the floor, that animation needs way more chaos
7gorobei: do we dump cash registers in the pitt?
Anubis169: this game is oddly satisfying
Wolfstrike_NL: As we are at the end? What's the worth of a player down the pit?
CaptainSpam: So what do the cash registers do?
Asoxa: Great!
CaptainSpam: I thought you were in phase 2.
Asoxa: Back to this old simulate I found
Juliamon: Yes, this is phase 2
atinyspacemarine: We're in phase 2, but we're doing phase 1 stuff, really
notpsion: i just tuned in and uh. what.
Asoxa: Simulator
Mai_Andra: Will this machine ever say "goose"? NotLikeThis
Boopity: Duck
NeoGetz: Duck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Duck
Juliamon: notpsion we are feeing a hole, incrementally
atinyspacemarine: it's a fun, weird game
Asoxa: How old is GTA :online anyway?
Boopity: I cannot imagine the Switch having a good time with this game LUL
atinyspacemarine: lrrHEART
spo8n: and the quivering duck sea
notpsion: @Juliamon yknow what, thank you, no further questions. :D
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrBartleby
notpsion: gta online was october 2013, btw
Mai_Andra: How long until this duck pool reaches the pit?
IanAllenBird: o7 autoduck
Juliamon: jlrrPit
Boopity: I would pay for this screensaver
Ashmantle: <3
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Foxmar320: Didn't know ducks were a liquid
NeoGetz: Thanks for the stream cantweGG cantweTAKE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Similar to how cats are a non-mewtonian fluid I suppose
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IanAllenBird: streams are at loadingreadylive
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Anubis169: <3
IanAllenBird: o7
ContingentCat: Thanks for this Matt
spo8n: @Foxmar320 they behave as a liquid once critical density is reached
NeoGetz: Autumn! Woot!
QuixoticScrivener: Trans Rights!
Tacmoy: what? spring just started!
NeoGetz: TransgenderPride
Mai_Andra: VODs are on loadingreadylive, not to be confused with loadingreadylive (which is entirely separate from loadingreadylive.) lrrPistachio
FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: And learn to play conkers!
Foxmar320: Fall? I still have three more months of summer here
SAJewers: leave it on for the next stream lrrBEEJ
gsyhiap: Quack
BloodnBullets: Spring flowers are going to be real confused around here if its autumn already.
Boopity: Shoutout to taskmaster for teaching me what conkers is
Boopity: LUL
ContingentCat: almost got conked
Mr_Horrible: almost a bad fir day sinuuSmug
Foxmar320: It's mostly setup for tonight I swear
ContingentCat: qwerpline
Boopity: @Mr_Horrible Fantastic LUL
ContingentCat: Ooo fun
calculated_uncertainties: what
Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOOHHHHHHH
SnackPak_: that sounds like the discord
ContingentCat: oh yeah Imax Akira
Mr_Horrible: I hope he realizes there's only one way he can enter frame at the start of the show, then
JKBalch: Make Graham Anxious Again
Boopity: Thank you for the stream!
ContingentCat: Thanks Matt lrrHEART
shushu2539: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Pummel Party) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:02 from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope Jordynne gets options
BusTed: thejen9Pogduck
Boopity: Oh no, the ducks persist
ContingentCat: the ducks are eternal
Gilmorne: I guess the computer crashed from over-ducking