Sethalidos: !findquote toilet
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baltimore_667083: !box
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baltimore_667083: !badadvice
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baltimore_667083: !advice
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shushu2539: !badadvice
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korvys: !quote adam
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shushu2539: !findquote garbage
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Kramburger: Henlo
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Shadowsoflife: o/
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ErynTzun: Huloow
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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MMoritz: that intro never fails to amuse me
Kramburger: The higher the chair the close to gob
Ace__of__Hearts: Oh it's a Watch and Play night
prince_infidel: Hey y'all. I was just watching the group Watch+Play from the sub-a-thon before this
SymphonySolstice: damn
IanAllenBird: occasionally
TheMadS8nt: Aww, this is my last Watch & Play in my apartment lol. all the memories of bad
Vinewood_OG: You turn down the stereo to see street names better. We all do this, right?
Ace__of__Hearts: Mario Cars was good
Mai_Andra: On Tuesday night, we expect an amount of fiddling with the microphones at the beginning.
raulghoulia: Mindjack is the best video game of all time
paronomasiac042: dark cloud 2 was great
DeM0nFiRe: Shout outs to Symphony of the Night
CaptainSpam: There was one about a bird once that was good, I think.
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Nigouki: the fowl games are Graham and Paul
margieargie: @prince_infidel I would have, but I had to skip because I'd have to miss this to finish it... tough choice
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TheMadS8nt: hey, that Dino Crisis spin off was a game that happened
Kramburger:
I'm assuming we're playing wolverine this week 
bytecaster: I hear Silksong is pretty dece
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TheAinMAP:

GhostValv:

AtomicAlchemical:
Another beautiful Garbage Day 
DeM0nFiRe:

SymphonySolstice:

Strebenherz:
@TheCactaceae 
betweenmyself:

Isaac3567: @Vinewood_OG You process information from one sense if you are less distracted. So yes everyone turns the radio down when trying o mavigate
saintguard:

Phailhammer:
Speaking of hoodies, I still have me Zeta Shift hoodie from waaaaay back. 
empyreon:

TheCactaceae:
@Strebenherz i'm sorry i just had to word it like that

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nira_89: oh no, 67
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Strebenherz: ooh a theme'
EOstby: I know that doesn't mean that Sidewalk Slam will be making a return, but I still hope for it someday.
Juliamon: Oh no, a theme night
bytecaster: Theme!?!
Omthebox: A theme could be good..
Strebenherz: oh no
IanAllenBird: uh oh
SymphonySolstice: hmmm ok then
MMoritz: ooooo
ContingentCat: Oooo
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betweenmyself:
Variations on a Theme? Hoorah 
ClodiumSoride: oh yeeees
DeM0nFiRe:

AugmentingPath: ah yes. late access
Kramburger: So metal gear survive?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: The theme is “garbageware”
margieargie: That's... certainly a large group to pick from
Critterbot: Hmm, intriguing...
ani_laurel: under the wire
paronomasiac042: abandoned early access survival crafting ?
Strebenherz: one of them has suddenly showed signs of life
Phailhammer: Oh hi Mark.
ErynTzun: The dried up scum at the bottom of the trash
Slakingfool:

Rhynerd: So, stillborn survival crafting games?
Drasvin: Abandoned Early Access survival games. The games themselves couldn't survive. How are we expected to survive?
SymphonySolstice: oh boy
PharaohBender27:

Ace__of__Hearts: oh honey no
NimrodXIV: boy oh boy
saintguard: Ah, perfect for us
Kramburger: Oh how sad for youuuuu
Getter404: Ah yes, the Vore Thorax
RedAlexxis: what like borax?
Kasran: i am the vorax i eat for the trees
margieargie: Ooooh, tonal
GrathXVI: I am the Vorax, I speak for the Vrees.
thefightnerd: i see vorax peen
AugmentingPath: I am the Vorax. I speak for the vrees
GrathXVI high-fives Kasran
ErynTzun: $20 saved for something uhhh equally bad
MungoDude: that seems familiar somehow
Ace__of__Hearts: I'm not sure I like this Kirby mod
paronomasiac042: i don't know how to pronounce those diacritics
betweenmyself:
Vǒrāx? 
Nigouki: gaem loud
Aenir798: game loud
Strebenherz: time to reset the vore counter
Gekyouryuu: those accent marks scream "um, it's pronounced Steven."
sarsum33: what was the email for WATCH+PLAY aging?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Ah yes, my favorite diacritical marks, the WAH and the WERP
Vinewood_OG: Vōrráble gameplay
SymphonySolstice: ?????
NightValien28: wat
Slakingfool:
@AugmentingPath 
NightValien28: do they know what NATO is?
Juliamon: !wp email
Kasran: we have metal gear solid 1 at home?
Shadowsoflife: ??????????????????
NimrodXIV: "light multiple rocket launcher"?
Shadowsoflife: ?
IanAllenBird: the hmars
Nigouki: oh no, is this Wagner Slop?
iarethel0ser: HMARS?
ErynTzun: By NATO?! Wtf
betweenmyself:
Metal Gear? 
TomatoKigu: @paronomasiac042 the ā would be an elongated a; like the second a in banāna (en-uk).
sentientwaffle_: oh I love Marathon!
Rhynerd: This is a survival crafting game, right?
IbunWest: NATO has had enough of our shit
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NightValien28: are we the baddies?
AugmentingPath:
@Slakingfool 
Marvoleath: ah, so it's a Tarkov
epsilon_vee:
@NimrodXIV yes those are individual words i recognize, smashed together 
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse: hai
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: They’re gonna sell my stuff?
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sarsum33: @Juliamon thank you
maclaglen: It's a fire sale!
comrade_cards: Can I turn into liquid?
iris_of_ether: Nah they got ahold of an old Juicero
Desruprot: yay Watch+Play
accountmadeforants: Welcome, Soldier
bytecaster: the tiniest lean
margieargie: A very lean lean
Ace__of__Hearts: Crouch
Desruprot: Welcome, Soldier
BrindleBoar: that's an eyebrow tilt
Isaac3567: Might be in gameplay? I swear I saw an option for headbob in there so there may be more options
Sorator13: well, I'm glad we got our mission briefing before going through basic training, that seems appropriate
ArtDecoSunburn: Is that supposed to be a random bulletin board?
Kramburger: I heard you was talking shit
TomatoKigu: That's some aggressive motion blur
korvys: wow, the motion blur/wobble sucks
bytecaster: Oh thank goodness
Sorator13: G is still quite quiet to me, btw
Brozard: crank that FOV
MungoDude: ah, found why this was familiar, I received the alpha of Vorax for free on indiegala in 2022
korvys: Tearing a bit? Is there a vsync?
bytecaster: Graham successfully cranked up
accountmadeforants:
Motion blur being a gameplay setting makes sense because it ruins gameplay 
CaptainSpam: If your helmet runs out of charge, it reverts back to being a colander.
paronomasiac042: balance good
InconsiderateHat: Seems good
Aenir798: its good
PharaohBender27:

saintguard: Good so far!
DeM0nFiRe: Seems good so far
Sorator13:
much better, thanks 
Desruprot: can hear you, not sure about the game (does the game have music?)
RvLeshrac: Turn up your mic volume, we can still hear the game.
ContingentCat: That's good
saintguard: Hardtack *clack clack*
Phailhammer:
And you have to share the rock. 
Desruprot: @saintguard nice a fellow fan
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I got a helmet" "I got a pistol" "I got a rock..."
accountmadeforants: Military equipment getting gradually more advanced until we hit the Wheel
couchboyj: Pretty good, game seems a bit quiet but I think the game is just quiet right now
Sorator13: wait, we're going to gather intel on a new rocket launcher and ALSO fixing the streetlights?
Ace__of__Hearts: need wood
TomatoKigu: @saintguard Max Miller fan I see
CaptainSpam: om nom nom wood
bytecaster: That is one impressive backpack
shushu2539: deploy the tactical rock upon your enemies
DigitalSeahorse: click chik chik click
RedAlexxis: Why all of these whiteboards?
TheMerricat: 23 Months for this one.
Rhynerd: @Phailhammer Presumably since you're allowed to carry it in your backpack you won't have to share the rock.
BrindleBoar: I do appreciate that steam has that warning
bytecaster: All lamps on?
Gekyouryuu: Bio-schlock
matthaus_c: oh that sound effect is bad on the ears
saintguard: @Desruprot Yes indeed XD
RvLeshrac: The Steam EA "the developer has abandoned this game" warning is great, but I do wonder if they'd encourage more completed games if they just auto-disabled sales instead.
korvys: Is there a vsync setting?
Kasran: vorax terminal sounds like a warframe thing
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Phailhammer: @Rhynerd Just don't tell Sergeant Johnson.
DigitalSeahorse:

Strebenherz: !findquote linux
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
GrathXVI: Is it Linux, or is it a BSD variant?
ClodiumSoride: is it an actual command line?
Strebenherz: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #8286: "Ian, your pumpkin is wrong." —Heather [2022-10-22]
Desruprot: uh
goombalax: I prefer KVERTY keyboards myself
UnknownFriday: Gotta be careful, it'll just eat the hard drive.
accountmadeforants: One of these days there's going to be a new Pipe Mania and I expect every single video game dev to buy a copy, since they seem to love it so much
DigitalSeahorse:
ord
Phailhammer: Not me, I use Ar- *hit with a brick*
Gekyouryuu: I am the Vorax! I speak for the decision trees!
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you install Vorax it will swallow you whole
Rhynerd: @Phailhammer Lord knows we'd never hear the end of it if I did.
saintguard: E-vorax-elists? idk what you call Vorax evangelists
Larkonus: I'm reminded of a past W+P, did the backyard nuke game ever get finished?
TomatoKigu: @GrathXVI Vorax is definitely a SVR4 derivative
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TheCactaceae: it's on the poob distro
Kasran: i have long maintained that every operating system is bad and it's only a matter of which bad you prefer
Sorator13: a K bar, as opposed to a C bar or a J bar
Rhynerd: the knife grew a wheel?
Going_Medium: It speaks for the vrees
sentientwaffle_: reverse grip?? and a wheel?
Heckhoundbolt: the sandbag wall with a window
Laserbeaks_Fury: cooling fan
margieargie: Okay, you were talking about sandbags, I'm wondering about the window
RvLeshrac: The Noctua Ka-bar
matthaus_c: this knife looks like it uses ammo
BOTGrant: Technically its Vorax+GNU
Desruprot: Choices Choices
Goombill: It looks like Lightning's Knife from FFXIII
Marvoleath: comes with RGB LED too?
Gekyouryuu: throw them, Graham
Dromos_GHG: Throwbar
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shushu2539: you can't stab if you're hot, so we added a fan to our knife
Desruprot: trying to be fancy with a crowbar
Ace__of__Hearts: hab gun
Mai_Andra: In the grim dark future of 2028, GPUs will be used only as knives.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: when in doubt, pinky out
public_key_reveal_party: that's sir gordan freeman to you
DigitalSeahorse: oh I finally found a Gordon Freeman in KLETKA the other day
couchboyj: Ready to give a fancy beating
TomatoKigu: Please collect more interactivity tokens.
DigitalSeahorse: on someone else's save
matthaus_c: Receiver this is not
Kasran: how much is that ammo worth
BrindleBoar: fire it like you stole it
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bytecaster: I think your pockets are full
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Ace__of__Hearts: bullet hose
Phailhammer:
Okay, no, it wasn't. 
ClodiumSoride: dang, an uzi is great when it has absolutely no kick
MacbethSeemsSus: *quietly tiptoes in, to avoid disturbing the garbage*
Sorator13: new pp just dropped?
DigitalSeahorse: pp for pew pew
Kasran: gotta have the pp in my vorax
Desruprot: wasn't that in Goldeneye 64, the PP3000?
Vinewood_OG: Finnish the PP
TheMerricat: "The PP-2000 is a Russian 9x19mm submachine gun designed by the KBP Instrument Design Bureau for close-quarter combat and personal defense by law enforcement and special operations."
BrindleBoar: yeah the pp2000 is real, I think it's a PDW the size of a handgun?
bytecaster: Pockets are full
Gekyouryuu: according to Wikipedia: The PP-2000 (Russian: ПП-2000) is a submachine gun made by the KBP Instrument Design Bureau.
MMoritz: thank you to whoever gave me the gift sub
DoodlestheGreat: There's a couple guns in Tarkov that are labelled PP.
CaptainSpam: Is there a difference between your backpack and your pockets for purposes of picking stuff up?
BOTGrant: I got 38 rounds left in this foyr round magazine
Kasran: "Ooh, nice, we have self-awareness."
Rhynerd: apparently you cleaned the machete while you had it.
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DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
Sorator13:

IanAllenBird: lmao
Ace__of__Hearts: LMAO
IanAllenBird: rip
DigitalSeahorse: yup
Desruprot: well
saintguard:

margieargie: F
accountmadeforants: AMAZING
Rhynerd: whoops
CaptainSpam: DEDZ
MWGNZ:

ArdCollider: !clip
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shushu2539:

DeM0nFiRe:

Dromos_GHG: perfect
Nigouki: flawless comedy timing
A_Dub888:

realbadatthis_: welcome to the highlights
couchboyj:

matthaus_c: explosive comedy
DigitalSeahorse:

Diabore: Realistic grenade range at least
Desruprot: good ol Caboose level throw there
The_Color_Twelve: Boom
Ace__of__Hearts: how many times has that happened irl?
Kasran: they're zombie rockets
RvLeshrac: You'll be fine as long as you memorized the Vorax manpages
MacbethSeemsSus: It was just about to show you proper crowbar form
DigitalSeahorse: a bio weapon?
Drasvin: Are the zombies the rocket launchers?
Gekyouryuu: Meat in Truck Kingdom, Steve
pookahbee: It's a video game. Video games have zombies
bytecaster: 4 pages?!?
AugmentingPath: the vvirus
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NewtyNewts: Playing while watching? Sure!
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Larkonus: Oh no, vombies!
GasCityGaming: what happened to the U virus?
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Ace__of__Hearts: Dial V for Virus
accountmadeforants: The V stands for V Virus
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the virus virus
Desruprot: ah yes, totally not Resident Evil
RedAlexxis: Vombies
saintguard: Resident Evil time!
Sorator13: oh, so it's not just a tarkov like, it's also a zombie game
Sorator13: neat
DigitalSeahorse: becoming?
Rhynerd: Oh, the light rocket launcher was being developed by Parasol Company.
averythetiger: The vvirus from The VVitch?
matthaus_c: oh, the vvirus, that was behind the events of the vvitch
matthaus_c: dammit
RedAlexxis: Vomit-zombies
raulghoulia: are you in S.T.A.R.S.?
red_shoes_jeff: What biolab? I thought we were here for a missile launcher!
HavenDragon: oh is this a not-residentevil?
JKBalch: Just give us coordinates and a shopping list
A_Dub888: are there aggressive and SAFE creatures?
Ace__of__Hearts: oh a virus and a mansion daring today aren't we?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where was page 4?
TheMadS8nt: can we all take a minute to appreciate that they tried to have a plot lol
DoodlestheGreat: Mmmmmmm.... MEAT
Aenir798: @A_Dub888 Chihuahas
daihideo: Nice advertisement for drink.
RvLeshrac: Don't say the Z word
dougma: If the island is run by the parisol group, I swear....
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bytecaster: The helmet gives you the HUD
TheMerricat: It's your HUD.
AugmentingPath: I didn't know the consequences of a new rocket launcher could be so extreme!
Desruprot: it has the UI on it
Heckhoundbolt: it tells you or stats
Kazman20a: it is the kind you stick stuff on
tehfewl: (Useful for crafting)
aClonedPickle: it's a tac tickle helmet
betweenmyself: as opposed to strategic helmet?
RedAlexxis: Oh, I see, a vore pile
margieargie: It's smaller than the operational helmet, which is itself smaller than the strategic helmet
Commodore_Perry_GG: I'LL BUY 7
Marvoleath: @red_shoes_jeff that was just a typo, was supposed to be measles
Drasvin: Tactical helmet, as opposed to a strategic helmet
averythetiger: That's why it's called a marketing TACTIC
MacbethSeemsSus: testosterone helmet
Sorator13: @margieargie pff
DoodlestheGreat: Tactical underwear.
lamina5432: garbageee daaaay
Brozard: there’s going to be a tacticulling
Ace__of__Hearts: I have seen a Tactical Kilt (TactiKilt)
BOTGrant: Pls don't roadside meat of questionable provenance.
AugmentingPath: playing tag
DigitalSeahorse: tactical, literally, it's a tactic so it's a tactical word
accountmadeforants:

Kasran: they're playing tag!
bytecaster: They are playing tag!
margieargie: New Thriller dance
public_key_reveal_party: tee hee can't catch me
dougma: we need yackity sax
RvLeshrac: Helmet has molle webbing, therefore tactical.
TheMadS8nt: wait, your saying the beloved product TacPac just uses people with insecurities and moderate fears to make money? I don't believe that
DigitalSeahorse:

bytecaster: Red barrel explodes, is game
ContingentCat: Serpentine
Heckhoundbolt: the hungry
ErynTzun: AI borked
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: It's a tough round, but I thing those are houses scurrying around
SquareDotCube: trick question, it's a warehouse!
MMoritz: I thought you said this game would be bad
MacbethSeemsSus: They didn't seem too bothered by you
RedAlexxis: decapitation!
Garfman314: they look like our cats fighting
JKBalch: Next update its Manor house or Warehouse
iarethel0ser: Took our headless friend a moment to figure out he was dead.
red_shoes_jeff: @Marvoleath My GOD... the maniacs built a measle launcher.
betweenmyself: that some sort of exercise? short sprints back and forth with single burpies in between
BOTGrant: Zoombies
Ace__of__Hearts: honse
bytecaster: honse
electra310: _How_ hungry were they?
matthaus_c: absolutely no rag to these dolls
AugmentingPath: @SquareDotCube So it's normally a man but becomes a house by the light of the full moon?
bytecaster: This is giving me a little whiplash after My Little Pony
accountmadeforants: Oh hell we've got five whole slowly emptying bars, now we're REALLY survival-gaming
dougma: so I am guessing those are the herbs
ErynTzun: No Thanks
Athelgar: a Gelgamek?
IanAllenBird: icky
Ace__of__Hearts: oh that's uhh
matthaus_c: still would
bytecaster: It wants to be friends!
MacbethSeemsSus: Rather suggestive shape
raulghoulia: Georgia O'Keefe painting come to life
dougma: well that is not suggestive at all
MMoritz: I need an adult
accountmadeforants: It wants to enter the Contact Phase
BOTGrant: Zombie cloaca, got it
ErynTzun: 🤮
The_Color_Twelve: gross
pookahbee: Tos?
Marvoleath: "give us a kiss"
Commodore_Perry_GG: This is why you go to school for OBGYN
farley_f: um is that Vagina Dentata
realbadatthis_: found the demon vulvagoth
averythetiger: "Interaact" is the word Twitch TOS suggests we use for this
bytecaster: VLC
betweenmyself:
I always said Gauntlet needed more vagina dentata 
RedAlexxis: yeah, this is a rather on the nose metaphor
ContingentCat: I should call her
electra310: Safety first
HavenDragon: oh i get it! *vore* ax
DigitalSeahorse: this vagina wall has incel energy
matthaus_c: is that why it's the V Virus
Rhynerd: ah yes, cinder, from a cinderblock.
CaptainSpam: It would be hilarious if the safety cone glitched out the zombies' pathfinding somehow.
NoxStryx: That is a very....yonic spawner
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RedAlexxis: Oh, that is a load of bollards
betweenmyself:
@matthaus_c so is their critical weakpoint the g spot? 
electra310: Who doesn't long to return to the zombie womb?
Rhynerd: have you taken any damage?
matthaus_c: @betweenmyself yeah it has a glowing eye and all
droodtheozeference: Not the most sophisticated enemy AI.
The_Color_Twelve: that's a very toothy womb
farley_f:
@betweenmyself so men will never defeat it 
RedAlexxis: oh no!
IanAllenBird: I see
electra310: Gonna need a prescription to fix that
farley_f: did we just give that spawner the clap
Heckhoundbolt: you know, it feels like we are just a maniac killing the extremely weird locals
bytecaster: I think it wants more
averythetiger: "Why did you set me on fire, Spongebob?!?!"
ErynTzun: Only one scream sound on loop
DigitalSeahorse:

Strebenherz: I chose a hell of a time to look back at the stream
AugmentingPath: that looked cool, but I think it was just looping some react animation
betweenmyself:
finally, a game that hasn’t succumbed to the woke mind virus 
RedAlexxis: that is one firery UTI metaphor
Strebenherz: are we offering a drink to the flaming tree bleep?
CaptainSpam: That is seriously a magical fairy forest-sized mushroom.
PharaohBender27: I have a feeling this game will require crafting
lamina5432: the animation cycle is too short, it's easy to tell it's looping
public_key_reveal_party: microplastics achieved
MacbethSeemsSus: So your ui is: health, food, water, stamina, brain?????
electra310: It undulates
Juliamon: Mushrooms can get pretty fuckin bighttps://beige.party/@SensitiveSyl/117314836114870438
IanAllenBird: damn
Kasran: so what does this have to do with the light multiple rocket launcher
bytecaster: boooo
Sorator13: alas
Juliamon: whoops lost a space there
Brozard: Battlefield this ain’t
PharaohBender27: Booo
matthaus_c: writhing and not producing men is my default state tbh
bytecaster: I do have brain all the time
Barb4rian: no destructible terrain 0/10
BOTGrant: Brain is sleep, maybe?
public_key_reveal_party: what's everyone's brain meter reading today?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sometimes you just need to top up your brain
tehfewl: drink gasoline, loss brain
IanAllenBird: that's the phantom
shushu2539: you need to read to feed your brain
margieargie: Good ol' melee Molotov
raulghoulia: the brain meter is executive function. youve got errands to run but zombie killing it taking up too many of your spoons
betweenmyself: @Kasran Can you imagine how bad things will get if the vagina zombie get rocket launchers? No thanks to that
bytecaster: Would you drink a water bottle that you got from a zombie
PharaohBender27: So where is the crafting *station*?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not really a combat system overly concerned with noticeable feedback, is it?
matthaus_c: finally a concrete benefit
prince_infidel: So...the plot about missiles...
PharaohBender27:
@matthaus_c 
accountmadeforants: Das conk creet baybee
bytecaster: box
Desruprot: earliest access
Brozard: maybe that’s a save point
Sorator13: Blue Berry Juice
Marvoleath: demo of early access
bytecaster: Look, it's just the demo, demos are allowed red boxes, right?
Sorator13: not blueberries
Sorator13: just berries that are blue
public_key_reveal_party: did that description text just say "torned cloth"?
Sorator13: also I don't think I've ever encountered bluleberry juice as a thing IRL
betweenmyself: you’d think the square Tetris piece would have taken up more inventory space than one square
Desruprot: seems pretty tame too
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'd honestly rather see a glowing red box as a placeholder these days
Getter404: Oh all things, that John Carpenter looter shooter game from earlier this year had a similar look to it
Diabore:

Brozard: whoa, the nut swipe
Strebenherz: that was a looney toons ass moment
Commodore_Perry_GG: It forgot it died
electra310: @Sorator13 It would be like 90% apple juice, blueberries are too pulpy
MacbethSeemsSus: "Dude you're dead" "oh shoot, my bad"
raulghoulia: wile e coyote ass zombie. forgot to look down
Juliamon: Berries tend to be not juicy enough to be their own juice
TomatoKigu: Is the developer scandinaivan? Blueberry juice is a lot more common over there.
Drasvin: This zombie apocalypse brought to you be off-brand umbrella
ErynTzun: Really disliking the dead animal zombies
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
public_key_reveal_party: nice
IanAllenBird: oh,
Sorator13: death! that's what that was
SymphonySolstice:

Desruprot: oh
Dromos_GHG: boom berries
betweenmyself:
surprise 
Welbog: Fruit
SquareDotCube: extremely tar for sure
JKBalch: surprise?
Akaiatana: Jumpsquared
Omthebox: Hardcore Run, nice
DigitalSeahorse:
it is pretty nice how the bodies take a moment to fall after losing their heads
A_Dub888:
just don't die 
pookahbee: Just like dark souls
AugmentingPath: those are the hard-sell explosives
kingandcommoner: have you tried banana ketchup?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so fun fact, you've played a game by this dev before. Die Young was another W+P game you 'spotlighted' back in 2018. It was very much like this too...
Juliamon: I've had that. It's... whelming
ContingentCat: Huh
tehfewl: i've had that in Japan
DigitalSeahorse: I just drank a banana strawberry
RvLeshrac: Ooh, banana.
bytecaster: People here in germany like to mix it with cherry juice.
Marvoleath: "nectar" in EU is often 50% or more of fruit content (rest is usually water, sometimes sugar or sweetener)
betweenmyself: just some nice, sippable Banana Milk
DigitalSeahorse:
aww dang 
Magnifisquatch: huh... DayZ has really changed with the 1.0
Mazrae: Hello everyone
betweenmyself: Banana Milk, also known as Mananalk
Sorator13: did you, though?
ErynTzun: Need to find a crafting table or a step that tell us how to craft so we're not constantly full up
sarsum33: i dont know about Germany but in denmark nectar is what they use when they legally cant call it juice.
public_key_reveal_party: that is a durable cardboard box
Sorator13: that's a surprisingly resilient cardboard box
Laserbeaks_Fury: The trees politely ask you to not pick their apples
ErynTzun: Well that's one way to pull enemies
darkcyril: @betweenmyself I'm so upset that this is the first thing I read upon opening stream.
Welbog: It was kind of him to slow the fuck down when he got close to you
Drasvin: Magician's brick!
Sorator13: yknow, as opposed to the structural bricks
MacbethSeemsSus: This brick is certified "throwable"
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ErynTzun: As a opposed to an un-throwable brick
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
kingandcommoner: It's too early to use that adjective
Lord_Hosk: We know the Rocks are reusable. We all saw the live action Moana
ErynTzun: Unthrowable brick is just a pile of dust
Laserbeaks_Fury: The fact he laughed after he lost his head
JKBalch: Half brick in a sock for maximum damage
Kasran: finishing the headbutt animation and then dying is so funny
lamina5432: the hair physics seems amazing
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder what happens if you ax a canister of gas
SmithKurosaki: That was a pretty interesting video
Rhynerd: @ErynTzun or is one firmyl secured to other bricks as part of a structure.
Getter404: I, Ron.
bytecaster: Just some iron
public_key_reveal_party: This is my lucky iron ingot
Juliamon: casual iron ingot
DigitalSeahorse: an ingot!
DigitalSeahorse: sure
hamraffle: That looks like a skyrim asset
margieargie: You can use that to make the Skyrim helmet
betweenmyself:
any chance the plastic helmet gives the same HUD as your tactical helmet? 
Sorator13: that seems like it'd be really heavy, jeez
CaptainSpam: Yep, that there is one standard-issue video game Iron™.
Welbog: Good for keeping fae away
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool someone has an iron farm going on the island
NoxStryx: I thought of this show today watching a corridor crew video because it was about making a dumb mobile game style ad.
Scy_Anide: Can you throw it, like a brick?
ErynTzun: We playing Pokopia, which pokemon made that?
pimiento: which awards are the I and N in 'INGOT'?
Getter404: Is it like that time where everyone wanted a Tungsten Cube
TomatoKigu: If the gamedev was funny they'd classify the iron ingot as a weapon and not a craftable.
Rhynerd: Needless to say, you are hopelessly dependent on the ingot.
Laserbeaks_Fury: deenameetay
CaptainSpam: The stool breaks into BOXED nails, yes yes.
JKBalch: Are those nails in a plastic clamshell
IanAllenBird: interesting
ErynTzun: Dyno-mite!
TheMerricat: The _paid_ version lets you save anywhere according to the devs, the demo only lets you save at beds.
Aenir798: It said at the main menu, if you pay you can save anywhere, otherwise it's only specific locations
ErynTzun: That has to be a way aah
Getter404: That almost makes the demo better? Like there's actual stakes now
ErynTzun: ooh yeah great!
Heckhoundbolt: red berry juice
margieargie: Oh, I remember growing redberries as a kid
MacbethSeemsSus: Me, trying to run away in the zombie apocalypse. But my pants are full of iron ingots.
comrade_cards: Got any slurp juice?
Driosenth: Hotent Holdables?
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
betweenmyself: @Driosenth very good
Welbog: Wear cargo pants for extra speed
NewtyNewts: Is there a reason we can select between 1 save slots?
Kasran: hey, at least you'll be able to sumo wrestle a goron that way
TomatoKigu: Pretty sure an iron ingot to the face would be fairly efficient at taking out a zombie tho.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I blame Big Fae
Driosenth: A36 or 1045
SkylerRingtail: Mild steel. As opposed to ~Wild~ steel.
betweenmyself: less spicy
Mathwyn: Oh boy I made it time for some gaaaarbage!
darkcyril: It's less spicy than regular steel
ErynTzun: The plate on the bottom of a couple of my keyboards is steel.
Akaiatana: Using pure Fe is for irony
Lysander_salamander: and then we get into alloys
lamina5432: material science be weird
arcaneIllumination: wait, what was that about a guillotine? When did that happen?
ApplicativeJones: if I've learned anything from Forged in Fire, it's that mild steel doesn't harden when tempered
northos:
bold of you to assume I have I have a wheelbarrow 
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margieargie: More of a wheel swing
NewtyNewts: 1.6 kilometer'd steel = 1 miled steel
betweenmyself: @arcaneIllumination was used to decapitate candy bars on a Live previously
Lysander_salamander: normally not
CaptainSpam: I mean... *technically* that works, but...
Kasran: "oh, just sit and swing"
shushu2539: another type of swing
Mathwyn: Also only 2 chains, instead of 3
Commodore_Perry_GG: At least they took the car off first
Phailhammer: @ApplicativeJones But have you leanred if it will keal?
ContingentCat: Yeah that's what I've seen
raulghoulia: LRR is trying to gatekeep tire swings again
northos: but what if we...unsolved it
tehfewl: the only tire asset already had the hubcap
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ErynTzun: The keyboard I have at work is my heaviest one. Lethal weapon
AtomicAlchemical: Usually three points minimum for a horizontal tire
arcaneIllumination: @betweenmyself Ah. Will have to find that live
DigitalSeahorse: typically there's just one rope around one side
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've seen them horizontal like that, but not with the chain drilled into it
Lysander_salamander: Alec Steele is a weirdo
Sorator13: @arcaneIllumination It also got some use in a crapshot, IIRC
Strebenherz: WHAT
niccus: valheim's release has put bog ore back in the zeitgeist
Lysander_salamander: But I admire his enthusiasm
eric_christian_berg: Yes he did!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s his newest video, just watched it yesterday
ErynTzun: umm okay
eric_christian_berg: Made a little knife!
Garfman314: well, he's trying
DigitalSeahorse:

Lysander_salamander: yeah bog iron is amazing stuff
NotCainNorAbel: he made a "knife"
ContingentCat: Huh
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: has he ever done a collab with KiwamiJapan?
Strebenherz: DIBBLING?
averythetiger: There's a planet in Factorio where this is the ONLY reliable source of iron.
chaos5896: thats fucking awesome
ErynTzun: Not aminals
ErynTzun: well at least they don't make doggie sounds
DigitalSeahorse: hog dogs?
Mathwyn:

HavenDragon: that reminds me of the Thing
Phailhammer: Krog about to kick start industrial revolution. Needs more kicks; not enough dust in previous tries.
Nigouki: Can you pet the dog? For the first time in your life, you will not want to.
AugmentingPath: This game's visual design is probably my favorite part of it. It's not executed perfectly, but you can clearly see what they're going for stylistically
rasterscan: It still bugs me that these molotovs spontaneously internally combust somehow.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: My SO, just turning in: "This looks perfectly reasonable." Three seconds later: "That's a meat house."
Akaiatana: Please do not dibble pete
pookahbee: Dibble me this, Batman!
darkcyril: The Dibbler was my nickname in highschool
CaptainSpam: I'm waiting for you to take the head off one of these zombies, then its body turns to you with a "what the hell, dude?" gesture with its arms before ragdolling.
Cuttlebranch: Are y'all familiar with Thought Emporium? They're Canadian science nerds who do stuff like smelt iron, mummify chickens, and train their pet slime mold to solve mazes.
Sorator13: @Akaiatana Not without consent, at least
Kasran: The Bog Ore Dibblers would be a great(?) band name
Mathwyn: Dwayne Dibbley?!
fuzzy_died: 3... 2... 1... Contact?
Rhynerd: I guess that snack wasn't fruit gumies like I thought
Sorator13: I like that it lists 5.0 seconds and then increments in full seconds, without using any tenths
TomatoKigu: @Kasran Pete Waters and the Bog Ore Dibblers. (You know, because peat water, bogs…)
fuzzy_died: I watched to much of it as a kid
Desruprot: is it producing mroe?
DigitalSeahorse: @fuzzy_died that was a great show in the 80s
Rhynerd: or at lest i hope one doesn't eat a fruit gummy only for it to crunch.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: where did all this meat come from?
ErynTzun: Put the oven on simmer
johnnylongtorso: @Mathwyn what the hell's happened to my teeth?
Nigouki: whoever created this meat madness has basically saved the world protein problem without farming or insects
Kasran: @TomatoKigu the kind of eclectic folk band they'd get a concert of in Nsberg
AugmentingPath: their walk cycle is so funny. That guy seems like he's coming over to ask "what was *your* molotov doing in *my* yard?!"
fuzzy_died: @DigitalSeahorse that and Newton's Apple
hallkomp: I heard you are playing a GOTY contender this week, did I tune in one the right day??
ErynTzun: @hallkomp The G stands for Gross
IanAllenBird: maybe it doesn't actually die
kumatsu: it's so nice of these zombies to path in perfectly straight lines with perpendicular turns
ghyllnox: Apetura dentata
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they just don't even close
Sorator13: Right day, wrong stream; it was the MLP card game earlier today
Omthebox: How do you know they arent made of corned beef?
Rhynerd: Maybe that's something the soldiers in the manor know how to do?
DigitalSeahorse:

hallkomp: Was thinking of Sovereign tower, one of my top contenders
comrade_cards: Didn't say *best* game of the year
hallkomp: @ErynTzun Ahh, that makes sense
Garfman314: looking forward to seeing you continue your Big Walk
LordZarano: @hallkomp The My Little Pony Card Game was earlier today
HatsWearCats: G will there be more First Light in the future?
MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta press the yonic button
AugmentingPath: I assume you have to enter it and pull out the Sigil Stone
Juliamon: !schedule
Mr_Bitterness: Big Walk was great, especially when the half-deaf team mate had to do the listening directional puzzle
HotTubRaptor: We have our giant flesh-hole closing device next to the water shutoff valve, maybe check there?
darkcyril: @AugmentingPath Like so many things in life..
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox This is W+P, they could be made of Spipers or spiders and we would be 0% surprised
Sorator13: excellent
Basic_Human_Decency: Do not the mussy button
ghyllnox: @hallkomp Two days from now, four hours earlier
Sorator13: perfectly straight planks come from chopping logs with a hatchet, yes, correct
ErynTzun: GOTY: Gross Orifices Tonight YOU!
Omthebox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Corned Spider Beef????
NewtyNewts: Where there's smoke, there's the second law of thermodynamics
elkae: ah, my hand!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox Or Spipered beefed corn
MacbethSeemsSus: @Omthebox Please don't put those words in that order again
Kasran: where there's smoke, they pinch back!
darkcyril: @Omthebox Soon to be the safest protein option in the USA.
AugmentingPath: @darkcyril You complain about it the whole time, of course, and become known as the Hero of Kvetch
hallkomp: @ghyllnox Wonderful, will tune in
johnnylongtorso: and here's where I keep various lengths of wire
HatsWearCats: Whats Time to Crate been for this one
Omthebox: @MacbethSeemsSus Beefed Corned Spider??? I dont know what else you want
brainbosh: On mobile those looked like condoms at first
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@MacbethSeemsSus Do you remember spiper venom too 
Sorator13: I definitely thought those were condoms
Basic_Human_Decency: Corned spider would taste like imitation crab
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also thought those were condoms and I'm on desktop
IanAllenBird: why haven't you
DigitalSeahorse:
feeling green? just use some green

Omthebox: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm not sure I do
ErynTzun: Lost their head
kumatsu: don't equine shame them
goombalax: race me around the library
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Basic_Human_Decency Who are we kidding, it would taste like chicken
NewtyNewts: Hannah...!
TheMerricat:
So it's a funny thing that Graham 'disqualified' one of the their games today because the devs released a patch for it in the previous week. Because _this_ game's devs just announced their new game yesterday and included an announcement that once that game is out the door, they are rebuilding _this_ game from the ground up. 
margieargie: Ohhhh, I get it, the stable biomass turns them into horses!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Laurence said the same thing to Ludwig
shushu2539: finally somebody made a survival zombie game
darkcyril: @AugmentingPath "I'm just trying to do my job, guys. It's not my fault work has this new Daedric AI powered verification system"
Mai_Andra: steel chairs
Welbog: That's a giant carbon nanotube
Omthebox: If the Spider Corned Beef doesn't at least taste peppery I'm asking for a refund
betweenmyself: pretty sure the V Virus contains a non-zero percentage of chicken dna, given the headless running we’ve seen
ErynTzun: Just gotta lift the pinky
Kasran: he's gonna write a letter with it
ErynTzun: like drinking tea
MacbethSeemsSus: It looks like you're holding a tea cup
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox It was from a LONG LONG time ago, after the spider faucet and that game had an object youcould pick up called "spiper venom" and Alex yelled and he and Graham laughed a lot about all the misspellings in that game
Basic_Human_Decency: I dont know who needs to hear this but its time to rotate the dynamite.
niccus: yeah, you don't want to be sweaty
public_key_reveal_party: "can you keep it down out there, I'm trying to nap"
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig It made the yearly highlights, IIRC
Omthebox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Lost to the memory void I'm afraid.
Magnifisquatch: Dynamite? I prefer Collision
Magnifisquatch: A E DUB
RedAlexxis: The implication of that save location was it was filled with mutated corpses but you still rested there
darkcyril: Light your dynamite's fuse at a medium pace.
Kasran: you can tell it worked because the vignette went away!
Mai_Andra: The integrity of the cylinder is paramount.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lithium
Sorator13: ah, that's probably what helps your Brain bar
goombalax: gunpowder, turpentine
Nigouki: i still wonder what possesses someone to make a survival crafting game so crunchy they have to buy ALL the asset packs the engine could possibly have
DigitalSeahorse: legally distinct chill pills
Welbog: They gotta make a crapshot where someone eats a medkit to heal.
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betweenmyself: gotta get that stability
Lysander_salamander: eventually they figured out how to make blasting gel
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ghyllnox: Used *just nitroglycerin
ErynTzun: oh OH
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: TNT is basically the “active ingredient” in Dynamite
Basic_Human_Decency: You used to have to rotate them so they dont go bad too
CouldntPickAUsername: I"ve also seen that heritage minute
MungoDude: iirc dynamite is nitroglycerine with diatemaceous earth, TNT is trinitrotoluene
Dread_Pirate_Westley: TNT is a specific molecule: tri-nitro toluene.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Omthebox You're better than me, I waste so much memory space on those kinds of things
DoodlestheGreat: Dynamite is a mixture of nitro glycerine and a dampening material. TNT is Tri-Nitro-Toluline, which is safer.
kingandcommoner: Just watch The Wages of Fear (or Sorceror) for what transporting that is like
NewtyNewts: Stabilization technology
betweenmyself: you have to make sure the nitroglycerin respects *you* enough not to kill you if you trip
Laserbeaks_Fury: In fact old Dynamite can sweat it ntrio out
ApplicativeJones: this is why you don't mess with "sweaty" dynamite
DigitalSeahorse: interesting
Sorator13: safeR
niccus: well, safer
ErynTzun: Dynamite is an explosive made of nitroglycerin, sorbents (such as powdered shells or clay), and stabilizers. It was invented by Swedish chemist Alfred Nobel in 1866 and patented the following year.
zeathean: and a few other things, but it stabilizes the compound
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ApplicativeJones Don't touch it, or breathe on it wrong
Commodore_Perry_GG: We all saw Wild Wild West and how not to transport nitro
Cptasparagus: so you're telling me that ACDC lied to me?
VinylMinty:
100
eric_christian_berg: Sorcerer is a great movie about sweating dynamite.
Rhynerd: Trinitrotoulene
DigitalSeahorse:

Rhynerd: careful not to let it become trinitrobenzine
pimiento: yea you don't get Sorcerer with TNT (i guess? i have no idea)
Mai_Andra: uh... dynamite has a fuse, and TNT has a plunger?
Kramburger: Nitroglycerine SWEATS
avjamethyst: oh, I remember that part
spinebustertee: I recently watched 'Sorcerer' a movie entirely about transporting sweaty dynamite through the jungle and it is one of the tensest movies I've ever seen
DoodlestheGreat: Neither explosive is still in use, as safer, more powerful explosives like RDX are available.
IbunWest: I know exactly what G is going to talk about
iarethel0ser: Well, still want it to explode. Just on your terms not its own.
CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, dodging that bull without setting off the dynamite....
Nigouki: you want all the explosive power but in the hands of Pvt Dumbass
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s the good thing about C4. It is remarkably stable and safe to handle.
TheMerricat: Fun Fact, TNT was 'invented' first. But because it was more stable than dynomite, they didn't realize how great it was till much after dynomite became popular.
betweenmyself: hehe, Castlevania 64 bomb
TomatoKigu: Fun fact, old dynamite will separate and start dripping.
ErynTzun: I had a friend who loved that version of Castlevania he played it over and over, I did not understand the appeal.
Drasvin: Didn't you play Castlevania 64 on Watch+Play?
IanAllenBird: oh,
NewtyNewts: Apparently the dangers of sweated dynamite are a bit overstated... at least, if Soviet Womnble's video essay is to be believed
A_Dub888: is that the one with the Reinhart Skip?
JessieImproved: Symphony of the Night slapped
Lysander_salamander: oh, neat
pimiento: hello new friend!
Sorator13: oh! Bigger hole. Good.
Welbog: Oh, it's greg
Rhynerd: which is something my dad taught me about because his chem teacher made trinitrobenzine for show once.
Basic_Human_Decency: Time for vore
CouldntPickAUsername: hi I just got here and... what the fuck
Nigouki: you know what, kinda neat
PharaohBender27: Well. This is a big creature
Mr_Horrible: Big Dave has seen better days
ErynTzun: What even IS that?
MacbethSeemsSus: *waves*
elkae: where's the bad games
kingandcommoner: Suddenly this game is a little impressive
Kasran: okay that's kind of an impressively gnarly setpiece
eric_christian_berg: Okay, that is genuinely disturbing.
Gekyouryuu: well, that's different
LordZarano: That's a cool set piece
InconsiderateHat: Well now you have my attention
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that........a shark?
Isaac3567: Maybe NATO had a good reason to make that fancy rocket launcher
CouldntPickAUsername: @Welbog as a Greg should I be insulted?
Mai_Andra: uh... tunnel's closed...
Nigouki: now the question is this an original creation or something from the asset store
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or........what?
elkae: aw it's a baby
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
elkae: don't hurt the baby!
MungoDude: Nobel prizes exist cos Alfred Nobel didn't want to only be remembered for dynamite
IsaTheEngie: Putting the MAW in MAWP
YFiddler: Nemesis' long lost cousin or something
public_key_reveal_party: they are clearly unbothered
JessieImproved: he's just a...lil...guy
ErynTzun: I don't think it knows
Marvoleath: is this the shark in a water type of thing, to stop you from exiting map boundaries?
Mr_Horrible: bro's a Controller
Rhynerd: protected by a magic field?
SachielOne: He has an AT field!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, it has a force field
DigitalSeahorse: AKIRA
Voidhawk42: Fun fact: in chemistry class in school, our teacher taught us how to make Mono-Nitro-Toluline. And then said "if you repeat this process three times... well, I'm not allowed to tell you what you get, but you can work it out."
raulghoulia: that thing has an AT field
margieargie: THe dynamite didn't do much to you either, not sure it's high-quality to say the least
Cptasparagus: bop it
TomatoKigu: Decent sound design on that boss thing
ErynTzun: oh we blind it
A_Dub888: twist it!
Basic_Human_Decency: OwO
shushu2539: photosensitivity is the zombie's weakness
ErynTzun: With this cow noise thing
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Welbog: Oh I like this game. I play this one on my phone.
johnnylongtorso: sounds like a really big cat about to throw up
ghyllnox: Can you flip the source?
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.
pimiento: flip the bottom one topwise
ErynTzun: This is reminding me of Pragmata, except bad
Diabore: speaking of twisting, im so happy you left the after game chat for barcadia
phoenixletmeuseadashd: did that just...vomit a car
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like it has a tuba in it's skull
RedAlexxis: thrown the toys out of the cot
Sorator13: you have successfully convinced Timmy to put down the car
Rhynerd: @phoenixletmeuseadashd only dropped it.
Gekyouryuu: can you use the valve wheel to maneuver the light?
Akaiatana: Alan Wake: Garbage Day edition
Basic_Human_Decency: Now kiss
IanAllenBird: hm
DigitalSeahorse:

ErynTzun: This is very unclear
betweenmyself:
AUGH! This LED light has too much blue in it! It burns my tender Zombie Wall EYES!!! 
johnnylongtorso: well, he's not going anywhere
BrindleBoar: can you shoot his eyes?
Larkonus: Thank you for your patience. Your boss battle is very important to us.
ErynTzun: so weird no interactables
Gekyouryuu: well, was worth checking
Mr_Horrible: and it sure is
TheMadS8nt: he's a monster, he isn't a jackass. he doesn't have anywhere else to be
PharaohBender27:

Lysander_salamander: ew
CouldntPickAUsername: and you have to dodge skeletons on motorcycles
SachielOne: Go for the eyes, Boo?
WiJohn: Maybe molotov it?
korvys: That's the Sorcerer remake? Oh, the original
brutusq13: axe it?
SquareDotCube: Castlevania 64, which honestly had the cool boss of a pack of skeleton bikers
AugmentingPath: did something outside change by making him drop his car?
CouldntPickAUsername: and if you're playing on easy mode the play through just ends after the boss battle on that level
kingandcommoner: Sorcerer has the better soundtrack; Wages is better IMO
Rhynerd: I've seen Sorceror.
Mattmitchell45: Sorcerer and Wages of Fear are very cool. Wages of Fear had a bonkers production
TheMadS8nt: on top of that, if you pick up the other end of that you cannot drop that item and cannot carry nitro at the same time so you lock the game
raulghoulia: came out the same year as Star Wars I think so it did not get a lot of acclaim
ErynTzun: I would love some White Paint or Light of Where to go Next
FlyboyZeb: Chop him with an axe?
Mr_Horrible: perhaps *now* bomba?
Izandai: Oh gross.
Garfman314: try a molotov?
BrindleBoar:

PharaohBender27: Welp
Kramburger: Can we roll for seduction?
Sealectron: what did I just tune into
Mr_Horrible:
or not
daihideo:

rabbitgta: Ouchy
SymphonySolstice: the recoil on that dynamite stick will get ya
brutusq13: shadow puppet show?
Vinewood_OG: "Quaid! You must restart... THE REACTOR."
SquareDotCube: well this is early access, rght?
ErynTzun: We keep forgetting it bounces lol
DigitalSeahorse: we need a bunch of psychic children with greenish skin to fight this creature!
GasCityGaming: Could be a not so invisible wall?
public_key_reveal_party: @Sealectron I have been watching since this game started and I am also not sure
pookahbee: Is this Bartleby's brother?
Rhynerd: Meanwhile Sorcerer came out around the same time as "Herbie go Monte Carlo"
Kasran: oh, this must be him. Earl E Access
IanAllenBird: maybe the moral is that if you see this kind of thing you should just leave it alone
Welbog: C h o m p
daihideo: What game is this?
betweenmyself: is there anything to loot in the car he set down?
PharaohBender27:

DigitalSeahorse: nice!
ErynTzun: You're just giving him Churos
Lysander_salamander: maybe it's not been implemented yet
BrindleBoar: year of our lord 2026
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
Kasran: akira is a great movie
rasterscan: Welp, if we can't beat this thing, I guess it's the... end of the road.
IsaTheEngie: Fellas I think this game may stink
ErynTzun: I haven't seen Akira since the 90s
DigitalSeahorse: we watched it recently too here
CaptainSpam:
@rasterscan boooooooo. 
northos: @IsaTheEngie I'm shocked, shocked
The_Color_Twelve: I love the animation in that
Lysander_salamander: It took me a while until I got to see Akira also. Like, just a few years ago
DigitalSeahorse: yup
rasterscan:
@CaptainSpam 
Basic_Human_Decency: Is akira one of those homestucks?
PharaohBender27: I think I saw Akira in . . . 2017-2019 time range? at a local foreign film festival
Lysander_salamander: whatever they could find
ErynTzun: Someone imported it, no subtitles. As if it's hard to follow with subtitles imagine Akira without any.
lamina5432: ranma was a good choice
Izandai: @Basic_Human_Decency Both too many and too few letters in his name.
rabbitgta: Sounds close to amv hell at modern cons
niccus: (seeing akira for the first time) now that's a boss baby
IbunWest: I had a similiar experience back in the day. Grave of the Fireflies was my introduction to Studio Ghibli
JessieImproved: tfw you get jumped unawares by Grave of the Fireflies
ArdCollider: one of my friends saw Akira the first time while down with the flu and made the screening much more visceral for all attendees correspondingly.
red_shoes_jeff: It wasn't until I read the Akira manga, which has the REST of the story, that I realized WHY the movie made so little sense.
DigitalSeahorse: not something to eat to on a first watch
Lysander_salamander: plus we got the "Akira Slide"
SmithKurosaki: Akira is beautful(ly horrifying)
kingandcommoner: that wasn't finished yet
ErynTzun: I've seen it enough times, I'm good.
Kasran: i kind of love that among all the other stuff in this game, you can pick flowers
spinebustertee: I have recently been going through some old Worldcon program guides, and one of my favorite bits is the film room programming lists over time
ApplicativeJones: the manga wasn't even finished when they made the movie!
Vinewood_OG: They drew that BUS by hand!
daihideo:
I think back in 2001/02 in high school Japanese class. I only remember the motorcycles 
Getter404: Isn't it the primary reason people think those Diagonal Freight Elevators exist?
The_Color_Twelve: beautiful animation
elkae: and it remains so topical
IanAllenBird: oh my god
SmithKurosaki: I really do miss that animation style (Akira, GiTS)
Mr_Bitterness: It's on ONES? That's insane
red_shoes_jeff: The movie only adapts, like... the first couple volumes.
Lysander_salamander: someday I'll have to try the manga
Gekyouryuu: before I ever properly saw Akira, I saw the youtube short "American Akira". "Are you ready, Talking Bike?" "I was BORN ready, Kaneda!"
korvys: Or you just animate the mouths, etc
DoodlestheGreat: Or if you're a Hannah Barbera production, it's done on like... 12s.
DigitalSeahorse: woooo
ErynTzun: Like Into the Spider-verse
BrindleBoar: @Getter404 I mean, industrial mega-funiculars are fake, but funiculars are real.
Getter404: Is Taika Waititi still the latest name attached to the American adaptation?
Izandai:
And then there's–Alex got there before me. 
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: speaking of Akira, anyone remember the Clayface episode of Batman TAS?
Kasran: clutch cargo ..........
ErynTzun: So incredibly cheap and predictable. I never understood the appeal of it.
IanAllenBird: whoa
NoxStryx: Anime does it on the scene change.
Nigouki: i don't think it was 4:3, it should be 1.85:1, the "scope" aspect ratio same as Ghibli movies of the time
Izandai: Oh wait that's what Belopa was! Belopa is just a Clutch Cargo character!
IanAllenBird: they do die
shushu2539:

northos: \o/
HatsWearCats: clutch does make car go yes
SquareDotCube: I see we've found Gauntlet country over here
Izandai: Er. No, I'm sorry, Belopa wasn't the fish.
The_Color_Twelve: Goku would be proud
RedAlexxis: so you can kill the vorax
Rhynerd: Was that where they introduced just filming somebody's mouth and putting it over the frame?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are blob monsters now too?
DigitalSeahorse: ah yes, Clutch Cargo where they use human lip video in place of animation
Sorator13: I don't think I want to go into the zombie birthing hole
betweenmyself: Hanna Barbara: a legacy built on only animating the heads, requiring every animal character to wear a tie/necklace
AugmentingPath: it refunds your molotovs, how nice
Strebenherz: i was unaware of clutch cargo that is mildly horrifying
Mathwyn: @redalexxis I am the Vorax I speak for the meats?
iarethel0ser: Loot behind it? Waterfalls look different every year.
johnnylongtorso: he's just as surprised as we are
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Is that where that trend came from??????
EvilBadman: Zombie birthing canal cleared for looting
Sorator13: "Jeffrey cares not for your pitiful bullets."
ErynTzun: I was going to eat, but I'm just not hungry while this is on.
GrathXVI: ~Early access~
BrindleBoar: that's bad
Kasran: now THAT'S a nightmare
RedAlexxis: @iarethel0ser yeah, maybe not the ideal spokesperson
DoodlestheGreat: Game b broke...
m_logan2000: hes firing blanks
red_shoes_jeff: They've adapter to bullets!
TheAinMAP:

BrindleBoar: is it, like, 0 durability or what
red_shoes_jeff: THEY'VE ADAPTED TO AXES!
Rhynerd: maybe their head hitboxes broke?
Garfman314: it's like the borg
Juliamon: To the game's credit, it took an hour to break
farley_f: we are the flesh borg
johnnylongtorso: it's like the end of Crash
rasterscan: Ted has decided he's bored of axe-sketball.
shushu2539: it's a zombie ghost
SmithKurosaki: @red_shoes_jeff lol
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig donno 
Welbog: Flesh borg is the Flood
betweenmyself: Zombie experiencing a very delayed “Omae wa mou shindeiru” moment
Gekyouryuu: disturbing, Alex. it's disturbing
darkcyril: Fleshborg is Mork Borg where you play zombies.
Lord_Hosk: The game ran out of working... they could only afford so much function on a limited budget
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse That animation trend is horrifying
BrindleBoar: just keep burning the screamgina
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Flesh Borg seems more like The Many
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Sorator13: Regina! It rhymes with fun!
adept_nekomancer: I do not like the zombie-disgorging wall genitals.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: can't wait for the gun made of worms, that shoots worms
DigitalSeahorse: I just had a horrific thought, if they did an anime using that wall vagina to animate the mouths
Rhynerd: I guess one should just aim for center mass when dealing with the last enemies from a flesh mouth
rabbitgta: God's perfect zombie weapon the short gun jk
northos: @DigitalSeahorse well that's a hell of a sentence
Anubis169: oh sweet Garbage Day
red_shoes_jeff: Of course, my favourite instrument in the Akira score will always be "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
DigitalSeahorse:

Bionull: So is there, like, a goal?
Gekyouryuu: Ea Nazombie
Kasran: Geinoh Yamashirogumi is the name of the group that made the music for akira, if anyone is curious to look them up
adept_nekomancer: @Gekyouryuu When you're dead, you can sell substandard copper forever.
hallkomp: BTW, what IS this game??
Anubis169: Molotovalables
DigitalSeahorse:
@northos
one of those, no thanks, brain moments
red_shoes_jeff: @Anubis169 Yesterday, I got a notification that Crossing the streams had gone live... at ONE IN THE MORNING.
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Kasran: it's so funny to me that the only reason we have those complaint tablets about ea-nasir is that *HE* KEPT THEM
paulthemapguy: The "anus seer"? what are we talking about?
raulghoulia: on a receipt
rabbitgta: Legendary troll in the copper industry
TheMerricat: @hallkomp Vorax. If you missed the start the theme of tonight's games are survival horror games that have been abandoned by their devs (i.e. not updated in forever)
mographmike:
Everyone knows in the best games you make the goals and gameplay yourself

Mr_Horrible: I like to think he'd chuckle about it, if he knew
Gekyouryuu: @paulthemapguy Ea Nasir
Strebenherz: We remember Ea Nasir better than we remember his KING. That's a mild twist
Strebenherz: mind^
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kasran I mean, that is true of a lot of silly things in history
Anubis169: We have one bottle, but why can't we make it in the fuel jug?
Kasran: @paulthemapguy ea-nasir was a copper merchant who received various complaints about having sold people substandard copper
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MacbethSeemsSus: @paulthemapguy Ea Nasir, wrote the first customer complaint in human history we
SmithKurosaki:
@paulthemapguy I see what you did there 
Lysander_salamander: Though some academics think that the letters were from karens that were trying to scam discounts out of future purchases
MacbethSeemsSus: 've found
Mr_Horrible: Squamous Dave
KenKopin: Ol' Greg?
Garfman314: earl. earl e access
hallkomp: @TheMerricat Thank you for the catch up!!
Astrovore: What piece of public output would *you* least like to be remembered for in thousands of years time?
Mr_Horrible: ('s barbecue)
Getter404: @Strebenherz Look upon my copper ingots, ye mighty, and despair
DigitalSeahorse:

paulthemapguy: ok I remember this LRR lore now about the copper merchant. Thank you, 4 different people lol
Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander you know what? I worked retail for a decade. I bussing believe it
Phailhammer: I love the joke someone wrote where Ea Nasir is upset about receiving the complaint and his friend is like "Don't worry about it! Everyone knows you're a great copper merchant; no-one will remember this."
pleonasticTautology: GARBAGE DAAAAY
TheMerricat: So Steam discussions for this game suggest that all you should have had to do was the fix the spotlight to beat Mr Blob.
Strebenherz: That would go a long way towards nasir keeping them. BEHOLD the gallery of karen articles
Sorator13: @paulthemapguy fwiw, it's not LRR lore in particular
OutOfSpaceAndTime: Not being remembered as a crappy smith/conman in stone tablets was a motivation for a dwarf I once played.
paulthemapguy: @Sorator13 but other LRR content is how I learned about it
MacbethSeemsSus: Please no fleshy creepers at night
Mr_Horrible: I take no responsibility for anything in this game, Graham
GasCityGaming: Hear me out: Can the folding chair be a weapon?
Lord_Hosk: Get the steel chair! its a power weapon I saw it on a shirt somewhere
paulthemapguy: I'm not kidding when I first saw Garbage Day I laughed nonstop for 10 minutes.
shushu2539: the way shotgun ammo is measured is a mess
Magnifisquatch: pocket replicator is a pretty good superpower
DigitalSeahorse:

iris_of_ether: Pocket Lathe of Heaven
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 is it by literal weight?
Anubis169: You have stuff like Dead By Daylight and STALKER where people are running around getting stuff left right and centre. Trying to minmax... then you have The Last of Us where it's like "OMG! I found.. a rag!! YAY!!"
eric_christian_berg: Can you push the light?
Mathwyn: If you are making molotovs with a metal lathe something has/is gone/going wrong
ghyllnox: Can you jump past the hand when it's raised?
DigitalSeahorse: you could make shadow puppets on their face!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: does anyone know if they still make shot with drop towers? Has a better way emerged?
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Anubis169: can you 'nade int... LOL
ghyllnox: o7
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Gekyouryuu: oh, Graham, naturally I assume you already knew about it, but given you've just seen Akira properly for the first time, I'm imagining you seeing the slide and either going "oh, cool, they did the slide from (names any other property released after Akira)" or "oh, wow, they did the "Akira slide" in this? real original." like the people who said it seemed ridiculous for a guy named "Odysseus" to have an "odyssey"
Kasran: LOL
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Saintnex: huh
IanAllenBird: well
Lysander_salamander: oh well
YFiddler:

public_key_reveal_party:

Mathwyn:

chaos5896: instant rebound
Phailhammer:

Mr_Horrible: can we muck with the fellow in the seat of the truck?
betweenmyself:
can you shoot it in the uvula? 
ErynTzun: We forgot those bounce again
DigitalSeahorse:

RedAlexxis: seriouisly?
Mr_Horrible: maybe they've got something interactable
Anubis169:

Gekyouryuu: naturally. I just wanted to make jokes
TheAinMAP:

Strebenherz: Graham's been in proximity of Ian and Beej for over a decade I imagine he's been exposed to it at some point
Anubis169: I've read it, but only seen the movie in bits
SnackPak_: that sounds about right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, 2001 is not a movie for kids
johnnylongtorso: it... is... very... slowly... paced...
Anubis169: The barrel however, is loaded with everything
IsaTheEngie: I just had that with The Matrix, which his different being 30s and trans
MacbethSeemsSus: This seems like the type of game that's been running too long and is starting to break
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope the game doesn't think these guys are dead
Strebenherz: Fair, pardon
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I might make an enemy of myself that I see Akira and 2001 as a matched pair, pretty looking but also pretty shallow
nevermore913: I forgot today was garbage day
Mathwyn: Graham is but a sponge for other people's knowledge
Gekyouryuu: I was saying I figured he knew of it (it'd be hard not to given how much it's been aped), I just wanted to make jokes about people experiencing old things for the first time long after they've become cliche
Juliamon: Ian and Beej don't have a monopoly on anime-enjoying
DigitalSeahorse: AKIRA was the first anime I rented at the home video places
GasCityGaming: I've been watching anime for decades and haven't seen it either, don't know why, just haven't
ErynTzun: oh I love GOG
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’ve also never seen Akira, and I’m slightly older than G
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have no idea what that is
Strebenherz: I only learned about GOG a few years ago. It's VERY up my alley though
DoodlestheGreat: I remember when Jerry Beck & Streamline Pictures brought over "Akira" the first time. I'm looking forward to the remake.
pleonasticTautology: i've never seen arika and i'm 37
ClodiumSoride: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Akira the movie is the about the first act of the whole manga, so I can understand that reaction
Mr_Horrible: there are so many things in this world, it's rather easy to miss one or two
pleonasticTautology: i can rent it from scarecrow
Strebenherz: I've never seen Akira, i'm mid 30s
darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible *Especially* with media platforms/steaming services/etc
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’ve also never seen Evangelion
m_logan2000: just watched a video. Back of trunk in tunnel should open
Omnipotrevor: It could be that there just isn't any more of this game
Mr_Horrible: yeah it does actually hang together pretty easily
Gekyouryuu: apparently there's a LOT more story after the point where the movie ends
Anubis169: LOL
Getter404: "Why are there Blue Elderly Children? Don't worry about it!"
Izandai: You can kind of feel that it's a small part of a much larger story though.
TheBorzoi: Lots of people don't know that the true copy shortcut is CTRL+INS and the true paste shortcut is SHIFT+INS
DigitalSeahorse:

jessicaengle: Hello LRRfriends. What is up
Pixel_Quark: Akira and Dune kinda exist in the same space of having things that make very little sense in any other context
Gekyouryuu: like, a LOOOOOT more after where the movie ends
Garfman314: that sounds like the lesson for ender's game
Anubis169: that is a single asset
m_logan2000: showed a gas mask inside
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’ve also neither read nor watched and of the Hobbit/LOTR stuff
RedAlexxis: Don't mess with the brain kiddies, gotcha
MungoDude: I've only saw Akira once, in my 20s, while completely off my face. I should probably watch it sober
ErynTzun:
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., which was a wholly owned subsidiary of CD Projekt until December 2025, based in Warsaw, Poland. CD Projekt sold GOG to co-founder Michał Kiciński in December 2025. GOG.com delivers DRM-free video games through its digital platform for Windows, macOS and Linux.
MacbethSeemsSus: Reload game?
dustfinger_exe: There's a latch.
ErynTzun: I have never seen the first Star Trek movie from start to finish, I fall asleep every time.
Anubis169: The Motion Picture?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is also possible this game stone doesn't work/has no more content
ClodiumSoride: or switch to the next game? You have three today, right?
Anubis169: it's a good romp
lamina5432: I as an anime head I have never watched akira. it is a hole in my viewing
paulthemapguy: I saw Akira, he was a classmate of mine in precalculus
johnnylongtorso: @ErynTzun the director's cut improves it, but it's still pretty ponderous
GasCityGaming: I went to elementary school with a Kira
ErynTzun: @johnnylongtorso I've tried, at this point I just don't think it's worth it to me.
iris_of_ether: Amazing
DigitalSeahorse:

DoodlestheGreat: Speaking of classic anime, anyone else catch the new Ghost In The Shell?
ContingentCat: Lol ah the before times
Mr_Horrible: oh noooooo
pleonasticTautology: OH NO
Strebenherz: oh no
kingandcommoner: ohhhhh
GasCityGaming: OMG!
SnackPak_: oofa
KenKopin: Oh nooo!
DigitalSeahorse: oh noooooooo
varmintx0: lol
MacbethSeemsSus: OH NO
iris_of_ether: NO
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
ContingentCat: Oh nooo
Strebenherz: THE WORST TRIP
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOOOOOOOO.........
Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
IanAllenBird: oh no
saintguard: o no
Voidhawk42: OH NIOOOO
Izandai:

ClodiumSoride: horse time!
chaos5896:

DigitalSeahorse: nonononono
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Thefluffiestguineapig:

red_shoes_jeff: Oh no...OH NO!
Mr_Horrible: just the personification of the "I'm so FUCKING scared right now" emote
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: OH NOOOOOOOO
Voidhawk42: I saw that movie at age 10 and it screwed me up
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO OOOHHH NOOOO
ContingentCat: Regretting her choices
MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah it's borked
iris_of_ether: I watched that stone sober and didn't enjoy my time
YFiddler:

ErynTzun: It's made of rubber!
kingandcommoner: The Cell and The Fall are both trips
Izandai: It's like a lotus flower firework.
HotTubRaptor: New superball-brand dynamite
Drasvin: They used flubber for the damping material
ErynTzun: Dynamite is part tigger
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the dynamite secretly flubber
pleonasticTautology: @HotTubRaptor do not taunt happy fun ball
Heckhoundbolt: does it work in the demo?
DigitalSeahorse: jump onto it?
Lysander_salamander: His Wizard of Oz miniseries wasn't good
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so the steam descriptions suggest that you might have to go through a night before you can open this. The Night is basically horde mode from what I can tell.
Lord_Hosk: Next game
margieargie:
Maybe the door only works with motion blur on 
ErynTzun: Good bye greg, won't miss you
varmintx0: I think The Fall is his best film.
DigitalSeahorse:

nevermore913: I'm probably thinking of a different the cell
DigitalSeahorse: ahhh
Getter404: haba bagada
Mr_Horrible: "I am the Vorax I speak for the trash"
Bionull: It was interesting how the buggy weapon failure was more effective horror than the intentional stuff.
IanAllenBird: o7
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
rensti14: can’t wait!
Izandai: Ground blooms are what I was thinking of, not lotus flowers.
HotTubRaptor:
@pleonasticTautology I have not thought of happy fun ball in possibly decades, thank you 
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TheMerricat: I still find it amusing Alex and Graham played a previous game by the same dev before and I think it had the same issues. Die Young.
pleonasticTautology: @HotTubRaptor i am ALWAYS thinking about happy fun ball
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ErynTzun: The story of GOG is pretty interesting starting from unenforced copyright laws in Poland and a change in government.
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HotTubRaptor: @pleonasticTautology That's probably not healthy, it sounds like it stuck to your mind
BusTed: good day
Anubis169: Welcome. Back.
Mathwyn: hi
DeM0nFiRe: hi
ghyllnox:

Kramburger: Sound like a scam
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ErynTzun: URG?
saintguard: U R G E
MungoDude: hello there
ErynTzun: URRRRRG
Thefluffiestguineapig: URGE
RedAlexxis: Urge
Mr_Horrible: oh I know this one
RedAlexxis: OH NO!
IanAllenBird: Urge.
DigitalSeahorse: urge
Pixel_Quark: urge.
DigitalSeahorse: URGE
Cptasparagus: courage the cowardly dog?
NotCainNorAbel: oh, Iowa
ErynTzun: I have the Urge to uhh go in the other direction
maclaglen: urge
eric_christian_berg: Alrighty, then.
ErynTzun: so yellow
BusTed: the man at the store said this is the game you wanted
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, the mid-2000s piss filter
AugmentingPath: good bones, but that skull needs work
red_shoes_jeff: WOO! Do NOT go in there!
DigitalSeahorse: "promise"
HorusFive: @MacbethSeemsSus Are we set in Mexico too?
Izandai: EUGH
saintguard: That sounds almost like damning with faint praise
ErynTzun: @red_shoes_jeff Did someone fart in this game?
DigitalSeahorse: DASW
Anubis169: Das w00t
Lysander_salamander: oh hello again
Izandai: WHOA
kingandcommoner: I prefer Anti-Teen bars
Sorator13: that sure is a torso
HotTubRaptor: lomg torso
Lysander_salamander: what why
DigitalSeahorse:

BusTed: nice
pookahbee: Nice knees
ghyllnox: Long, loooong maaaan
MacbethSeemsSus: @HorusFive It's definitely Mexico, not southern Alberta
ErynTzun: Long human is loooong
Getter404: Long Long Maaaaaaaaaan
elkae: Johnny Dicklegs!
SnackPak_: nice moves
margieargie: Four feet of torso and one foot of leg
Pixel_Quark: *stanced* up
IanAllenBird: your legs are so far away
eric_christian_berg: That torso is uncomfortably long.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh that's a jacket. I thought those were your arms for a second.
raulghoulia: thats a lot of solo cups. was there a party last night?
Lysander_salamander: that's some perspective
HorusFive: @MacbethSeemsSus Oh good. Wanted to be sure
zeathean: it almost looks like fingers
saintguard: This is the wildest Fallout: New Vegas mod
Kasran: URGE, my favorite furniture rearrangement simulator
NotCainNorAbel: hands in pockets
ClodiumSoride: what the heck is the FOV set to?
Mr_Horrible: hitting that groucho marx
Mathwyn: eyes located in chin
Strebenherz: This is a cryptid with very specific fashion tastes
BusTed: I wasn't sure if your hands were in your pockets at first
Mr_Horrible: no motion of the upper half
IanAllenBird: ijuhuijh
HorusFive: Perfectly normal walk. Isn't that how all we humans walk too?
DigitalSeahorse: no shins to speak of
rensti14: I didn’t realize graham modeled for this game.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: It's that Motorola or something robot
Anubis169: Dude you could totally make the Gump from Return To Oz
ErynTzun: Graham work on extending your torso about 4 more feet and you got it
Phailhammer:
@saintguard Look, Obsidian did the best they could with 18 months. 
ClodiumSoride: thank you sincerely, Alex
northos: as your attorney...
IanAllenBird: oh, the sink poison
BusTed: but what if...
Omthebox: It could be wrong
Lysander_salamander: Oh, so playing that fallout mod from the rock musicians?
HorusFive: Do it coward
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nah, it's just ecto cooler
Izandai: I mean, you just started.
ani_laurel: but i have an urge
Sarah_Serinde: I mean it's so early in the game
Sarah_Serinde: you could just find out
Izandai: This is the best possible time to do it.
Nigouki: poison for WHOMST?
rasterscan: @Phailhammer Oh, so this is why they got folded into Bethesda Software.
Kasran: the widest bed
ContingentCat: But poison how?
Kasran: oh it's two twins
ErynTzun: Like the lawyer that comes in during an Alton Brown video and tells him NOT to do the thing
AugmentingPath: why did the glue bar look censored?
korvys: Is it just me or does this have a super weird FOV?
wedge_x: you I want to take you to the glue bar the glue bar
Omthebox: Is glue a protein
Pixel_Quark: the glue bar is to help the protein stick to the muscles
Phailhammer: @rasterscan Wait, what? I thought they were still their own thing (within Microsoft).
LurkerSpine: such clear glass
ani_laurel: oh the legs look real weird when you walk
GasCityGaming: If you dont also eat Fibre the glue and protein bar become awfully similar
DoodlestheGreat: @Omthebox It can be.
rasterscan: @Phailhammer Not as of today. x.x
SquareDotCube: It's like an advent calendar for clothing
HorusFive: "and if you get hit it's your own fault"
Mr_Horrible: the color palette is a choice that you, the player, will come to understand in due time
Omthebox: @DoodlestheGreat hashtag edible
Kasran: TAKE Duct Tape
Phailhammer: @rasterscan FUUUUUUUUUU-
EvilBadman: Prepare for the beigeiest
DigitalSeahorse: twitch, pls, don't give me random freeze frames from not even the moment of interruption
Kasran: a skeleton appeared!
DigitalSeahorse: shiny tape
saintguard:
Was SPECTRE that movie where everything was inexplicably yellow? Maybe this is taking some direction from that 
Astramentha: “throw the straight rights” is my election promise
northos: "error nothing to fix" - but then how do I fix the error?!
ErynTzun: This is the Beige-est game I've ever seen are there any other colors?
A_Dub888: Who has better punches: this guy or Shane McMahon?
rasterscan: Part of the Microsoft mess.
Anubis169: why is it always a station wagon?
ghyllnox: o/
Mr_Horrible: our winnie!\
IanAllenBird: fedex?
Drasvin: You have a private water tower
HorusFive: They stole our Ride?!
Anubis169: lol
BrindleBoar: pong: denied
Anubis169: and the cups, are still standing
ErynTzun: You ruined the Pong!
saintguard: At least we've got this sweet dolphin!
fuzzy_died: Physics
Rhynerd: I guess that's what the "I'm going with or without you" note meant.
LurkerSpine: why would you play beer pong with tables the wide way
margieargie: No, now what's Dawnguard going to play?
MacbethSeemsSus: I briefly thought the noise was coming from the dolphin
Anubis169: is there fall damage?
Mr_Horrible: hey, Tenpenny Tower
johnnylongtorso: we're in brown town for sure
Lysander_salamander: kudzu?
ErynTzun: the Holy and the Blob of Ivy
HorusFive: Experience IVY
SquareDotCube: Must be Tennessee
Anubis169: yyyyyyup
iris_of_ether: Southern
Anubis169: Yup
YFiddler: yes
Mr_Horrible: soup it up
ShaneLeeAtk: It is quite tasty
Izandai: Does it... Taste good?
DoodlestheGreat: Camoflague net is working as intended.
HorusFive: It is funny
SquareDotCube: just like our carp problem
Phailhammer: @rasterscan Okay, I'm a little more optimistic given other sources say they were put under ZeniMax, Bethesda's parent, not Bethesda directly.
korvys: No, that's known - that's why it was grown. It's just... too much
CouldntPickAUsername: kudzu being edible is a plot point in the bobiverse books
red_shoes_jeff: Free salad!
Drasvin: In America, kudzu eats you!
goombalax: @Izandai its HOT and its READY
JessieImproved: It's all over the SE US and we do have a history of eating it
offbeatwitch: i bet goats can eat acres of that stuff
Kramburger: Imagine your house was swallowed by a lettuce
pleonasticTautology: you don't make friends with salad
nevermore913: Left behind their least favorite rocks
Rhynerd: Yeah, I've seen patches of forest covered over by the stuff in georgia.
Izandai: @goombalax I don't think either of those are true.
Mr_Horrible: @Drasvin this is the premise of at least a half dozen horror films
DigitalSeahorse:
twitch, stop trying to make me refresh into an ad
rasterscan: @Phailhammer Small blessings!
Mai_Andra: I've only heard it pronounced with a short u, like a cow chewing its kudzu.
Cuttlebranch: We've tried eating all the kudzu, but 1) there's a LOT of it and 2) there is other food.
Garfman314: I heard that as "you don't win friends with Thallid", and as a slimefoot enjoyer, ii find that incorrect
Aarek: One of these times we'll find frog fractions 4.
YFiddler: why is there jello in the sink?
Izandai:

northos: do you remember what % positive?
Mr_Horrible: oh they don't have much of a head start on us
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ErynTzun: we are catching up with them really fast
Rhynerd: @YFiddler it's actually poison
nevermore913: Very true
Anubis169: There's no accounting for taste
johnnylongtorso: gotta catch the RV There Yet crew
ani_laurel: definitely why i follow a few curators i like
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MacbethSeemsSus: discount trent reznor soundtrack
ErynTzun: Seriously yeah the reviews seem fake for a lot of these, or someone paid them.
Nigouki: goign downhill and you have less mass
Mr_Horrible: it doesn't play well, but I'll give it points for having a bugfuck bizarre vision and sticking to it
HotTubRaptor: Completely Normal Driving Music
rasterscan: Ah, I get it now. This is a video game for the movie Drive.
Phailhammer: @rasterscan Though the references I found in the Wikipedia articles don't mention ZeniMax...
nevermore913: Limo is slow
Pixel_Quark: narrator voice: "Graham had forgotten, people are stupid"
ErynTzun: Forknift
ani_laurel: but also, the algo is gonna suggest games to people who already liek similar games
SalamiSuperstar: Damn, did Trent Reznor do the score for this game?
red_shoes_jeff: "Go faster!" "I can't! IT'S A GEO!"
HorusFive: All game are Forknite now
DoodlestheGreat: As a writer friend of mine who's into biology put it, "This comes up every now and again, and I am now required to point out that there are more acres under kudzu than are used to grow potatoes in the United States. Trying to eat your way out from under kudzu is like trying to catch a whale falling on you from a great height with your fork."
ErynTzun: Isn't that a station wagon?
Rhynerd: Ulrando
nevermore913: I learned yesterday fortnite has AI Slop
GasCityGaming: Milfort
rasterscan: Ah, visit classic Urlando, home of Ooniversal Studios.
droodtheozeference: Perfectly normal place names.
Mr_Horrible: Oniversal Studios Urlando
goombalax: i like Urlando
Getter404: Urlando Gloriba
Lysander_salamander: why is this game so brown?
SquareDotCube: Mylando is Urlando
rasterscan: @Mr_Horrible same brain cell!
DoodlestheGreat: @nevermore913 As opposed to it's usual slop.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Visit Diney Wurld down in Urlando
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: All the best monorails
Cptasparagus: or chatgpt
darkcyril: "We trained a neural net to make up places in America."
Mr_Horrible:
@rasterscan 
BluTGI: Get this man a job at the lumberyard!
droodtheozeference: Urlando, home town of Sleve McDichael.
Anubis169:

NoOne_OfConsequence: @rasterscan And Dosney World.
IanAllenBird: I can appreciate a fake US name
AugmentingPath: creative director Bobsun Dugnutt
johnnylongtorso: OH YEAH
Gekyouryuu:
Ur-Lando is what they used to call Pangaea 
DoodlestheGreat: Tony Urlando & Dawn
HorusFive: The poor spiders!
rabbitgta: Don't you make your house out of paper that looks like wood?
YFiddler:

Lysander_salamander: Are we spiders georg?
fastlane250: "Spiders! Punch 'em!"
ErynTzun: makes the pinky cramp up
johnnylongtorso: is this Minecraft?
northos: but...everything is yellow
ErynTzun: it's all yellow stuff!
rasterscan: You know, I gotta say, for better or for worse, the visual style of this game at least has an actual tangible vibe.
darkcyril: I'm sorry. Don't let the fog rise? Do we control the fucking weather?
Sethalidos: I always put whatever is mapped to CTRL to the thumb button on my mouse
rasterscan: It might be just because everything is orange tho.
LordZarano: Half Life is why. Half Life also popularised WASD in the first place
HorusFive: Is the "yellow stuff" just booze?
NimrodXIV: is yellow stuff better or worse than purple stuff?
Rhynerd: I was gonna ask what the yellow stuff was until I saw the brewing station
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: imagine kidnapping someone, boarding them up in a room, only to find them having broken out and dragged a bed into the middle of your living room, where they're sleeping peacefully
ace_of_dragon037: urinate is Q this is werld game
ErynTzun: Arrow keys did used to be the thing
darkcyril: @NimrodXIV I mean, it's no Sunny D
Gekyouryuu: "was"
Kasran: that's the yellow stuff! they all want it!
Mr_Horrible:

Lysander_salamander: is this like "My Summer Car?"
Pixel_Quark: if you're not supposed to piss on the ground where am I supposed to piss
ArdCollider: my summer piss
nevermore913: Not advised but not prohibited
Sapphic_Shenanigans: That explains the yellow filter
Xaunaught: Finally a game for pissers
BluTGI: Does this make piss recyclable?
Gekyouryuu: @Pixel_Quark sink
Rhynerd: does your piss also count as yellow stuff that they are after?
adept_nekomancer: Only if we have to construct the final toilet
BrindleBoar: @Pixel_Quark sky
Dromos_GHG: you do get a lot of "drink" prompts. gott fill er up
rasterscan: Wait, do we have to save pee to water our crops???
IanAllenBird: definitely not the first game that has random peeing for no reason
GasCityGaming: Game seems a lot like Postal 2 -Person who has only played Postal 2
A_Dub888: Ora ora ora
MacbethSeemsSus: If you piss in the toilet does it boost your ego?
Anubis169: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Mino O' Clock
johnnylongtorso: punch-a-chunk
melegaunt_: Are your shoulders just like... Very narrow? Are even human?
darkcyril: "I see shape in the cinderblocks, and then I just go to fuckin' town with my fists until it appears."
Phailhammer:
@melegaunt_ No. Are dancer. 
DigitalSeahorse:
I've just remembered where I've seen this and why the name is familiar

ErynTzun: Now just drive off in the station wagon with the candle still on it
HotTubRaptor: Maybe the win condition is peeing off the top of the water tower
HorusFive: Weird what you can and can't move around
Rhynerd: So, you crashed your car agaisnt this house and just live there now?
Mai_Andra: How far can you reach if you piss from the tower?
HorusFive: Whole bed- movable. Lawnmower- get bent
calculated_uncertainties: Those legs, though.
nevermore913: Maybe we should piss off the water tower
RedAlexxis: what is with the white suit?
MacbethSeemsSus: Impressive stream bursting through your pants
Kasran: reading about this game on steam, the premise seems kinda neat in the abstract
ghyllnox: Such strong piss it cuts right through your pants
Anubis169: Cork?
rasterscan: Is that box wrapped in particle board?
ArdCollider: are the enemies dogs? do they just come check it out and feel threatened?
farley_f: Coke
johnnylongtorso: being summoned as a yellow spirit
Astramentha: but why tho
IanAllenBird: some sort of test object for destructables?
Rhynerd: Yeah, that yellow stuff they want is your piss
Nigouki: drugs disguised as something else?
HorusFive: "Cladding around concrete" like a normal thing
Gekyouryuu: maybe we don't have a dong?
Kasran: better for twitch TOS that the dong not be out, at least
Bionull: Post-apocalyptic kinder egg
northos: @HorusFive who up cladding around they concrete
BluTGI: @HorusFive Don't want the concrete to get damage mid-shipment *Shrugs*
ghyllnox: \o/
melegaunt_: But... Can you drop a deuce? Is this finally the game to allow us to enjoy a man's romance - the forbidden outdoor poops?!
IanAllenBird: yeah sure why not
MacbethSeemsSus: Is fire tick on?
nevermore913: Mostly positive huh?
rasterscan: Wow, that is the worst fire effect I have seen in ages.
johnnylongtorso: fire dot gif
Anubis169: Falcon STOMP
brainbosh: did that start a fire with a flashlight battery?
droodtheozeference: That may be the strangest fire animation on a Watch+Play, and that's saying something.
crazycommie87: Lighting stuff on fire takes me back to that one game they played a ways back: Frontiers
IanAllenBird: the most surprising thing here is that you haven't been attacked by zombies
BluTGI: It's giving me Jurassic Park Tresspasser vibes
droodtheozeference: @crazycommie87 Yep. Lighting the bed or chair they are currently in on fire. Great game.
Mr_Horrible: presumably you're still hunting the RV, I think the map made mention of it?
LurkerSpine: I'm still trying to get over a pallet made of plywood
DigitalSeahorse: wee on the ground would make the plants grow
nevermore913: But we don't know why he shouldn't piss on the ground
BrindleBoar: maybe it's "be low" as in crouch a lot
crazycommie87: Woah, your arms are long
melegaunt_: oh, now that all makes sense
Getter404: Now if you pee on the second floor of a house, is that technically not on the ground?
HorusFive: Character is gorilla- got it
melegaunt_: rude
BluTGI: Iggy Pop?
BrindleBoar: bathtub full of blood is a red flag in retrospect
pookahbee: Twins
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no her clone's there too
johnnylongtorso: yeah, this must be Florida
dashiestand: Fiiiiiire
farley_f: Shes on Fire and shes burning
rabbitgta: I have a chuckle every time we drive into Illinois from Wisconsin at the sign for bong recreation park
IanAllenBird: ok, not... strictly the enemies I was expecting
YFiddler: also did they have bright yellow eyes?
BusTed:

ClodiumSoride: what
Sorator13: yep, they do indeed explode
Astramentha:

MacbethSeemsSus: Holy punch batman
droodtheozeference: what
YFiddler: interesting
Oscelot: I'm sure setting fire to people inside a wood house will have zero poor consequences whatsoever
HorusFive: Punch may be TOO powerful
Sorator13: that seems like something evolutionary pressure would've gotten rid of
BrindleBoar: what is HAPPENING
johnnylongtorso: fire indeed hot
rasterscan: Oh god. I just looked up why you're not supposed to piss everywhere.
BluTGI: RIP iggy pop ladies.
nevermore913: He exploded nicely
betweenmyself: sometimes ya just gotta Northstar your Fist
darkcyril: @YFiddler Two guesses. And it's not jaundice.
IanAllenBird: uhoh
ace_of_dragon037: note you not vampire
Astramentha: are we the baddies
adept_nekomancer: Better get that checked.
Getter404: Okay, 2nd floor is "ground". Good to know
Oscelot:
inb4 this is actually a fetish game 
dashiestand: Lupus?
HorusFive: What goes in must come out I guess
Oscelot: @dashiestand rofl
brainbosh: "sickness was increased" you don't say
lamina5432: this is why it got good reviews
nevermore913: I'm confused
Gekyouryuu: well, if your piss is blood, it's no longer yellow stuff, so they'll leave you alone?
Lysander_salamander: wait. If we drank the poison does that mean
rabbitgta: I mean kinda, that's where some of you urine comes from
BusTed: the glue bar or the protein bar?
dravman: Oh y'all are playing Urge? This is an actually fun game
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, pissing gets it's own ui element
johnnylongtorso: is this based on the play Urinetown?
nevermore913: I'm not sure what this game is
ace_of_dragon037: if we drank posion do we change into Phyrexian
darkcyril: It's the counterpart to urego
BluTGI: Ear fertilizer and friend maker?
Oscelot: Wow, I just read the description fr this and it looks... woof.
Nigouki: inventory should be managed by weight and not by max grid spaces and I will die on that hill
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Oscelot: It's yellow because that's a hazardous fog
ApplicativeJones: either that or you're in Mexico
DigitalSeahorse:
very possible
Pixel_Quark: the urge in the title is the urge to piss
Laserbeaks_Fury: the P Virus
pookahbee: Pissception. Piss all the way down
brainbosh: Urge: The Pissening
Oscelot: @Laserbeaks_Fury well played XD
DoodlestheGreat: @ApplicativeJones Or India.
dravman: Yeah, scientists discover how to turn piss into fuel, but it had lovecraftian consequences
dashiestand: Bless you
Mr_Horrible: the conceit of the game is essentially a Stephen King shitpost
Gekyouryuu: gesundheit
BluTGI: Bless!
DigitalSeahorse: Urge: When you gotta go, you gotta go!
BrindleBoar:

pleonasticTautology: uh
ghyllnox: Goodbye
Lysander_salamander: huh
IanAllenBird: alright
DoodlestheGreat: Urine trouble now.
BluTGI: We live here now
kusinohki: "There's no P in our Urge. Please keep it that way"
DigitalSeahorse: no wonder your shins are so short!
Xiff_: We live here now
Strebenherz: Kerfur would be proud
iris_of_ether: I still need to learn it. It comes up occasionally in puzzle hunts
Strebenherz: Alex, were you still playing VOTV regularly?
Driosenth: But can you say the NATO alphabet backwards?
pleonasticTautology: m for mancy
Valkryir: The nato alphabet was pinned up when I worked helpdesk, everyone still used m for mancy
Lysander_salamander: is it still in early access?
BrindleBoar: found the party
UnknownFriday: I had it memorized from back in the day when you occasionally had to give CD keys over the phone.
DigitalSeahorse: it's got a cute robot too!
BrindleBoar: why do the zombies get guns
MacbethSeemsSus: Are those giant cashews?
adept_nekomancer: This is a very populous sewer
wiganlass: I use it all the time as I’m taking people’s vehicle registrations at work
Nigouki: someone took base models and nuked the sliders
ani_laurel: friendship powder?
DeM0nFiRe: One of those dudes just got out of the hole that was made for him
HorusFive: Morlocks
Pixel_Quark: Also a very useful alphabet when doing anything in logistics working with FedEX or such as I've learned from my father having it as part of his career
pookahbee: Piss on them for friendship?
ErynTzun: When I worked at MicroCenter there was a white board in the phone room (when we had ppl to work customer service locally) that had that alphabet on it, except everyone started to change the words to nerd words. S is for Spider-man of course.
DigitalSeahorse:
Twitch keeps showing me the same damn frame every several minutes now. 
Sethalidos: did the mosquito just grunt like a dude
Oscelot: @ErynTzun naturally
BluTGI: Raw sewer meat
IanAllenBird: raw mutant meat
Lysander_salamander: sure why not
ghyllnox: Raw mutant meat from the sewer
Pixel_Quark: the piss tunnels
adept_nekomancer: The raw sewer meat seems to have increased our piss meter
ErynTzun: Unending tunnel cannot escaPE
Mai_Andra:
oh, is that why everything is turning grey... 
ErynTzun: oh no it's getting smaller
BluTGI: On this week's episode of Colonoscopies gone wrong
pleonasticTautology: this is the sort of thing that's why i'm on ptsd nightmare meds
DigitalSeahorse: random floor eyes
Rhynerd: I feel like I woke up to a similar nightmare today.
wiganlass: you can’t pee on the floor but you can eat raw mutated flesh?
IanAllenBird: uhoh
ErynTzun: oh there's a battery gage?
crazycommie87: Better run
BluTGI: "my battery is low and it's getting dark"
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ErynTzun: We can die our way out and then not come this way
BrindleBoar: infighting
DigitalSeahorse: maybe wizzing on the ground is like marking your territory
arcaneIllumination: Try throwing that dust?
dashiestand: Enemy of my enemy
wiganlass: at least it’s not the silent hill never ending stairs
HorusFive: Let them fight
arcaneIllumination: Ah. Missed that.
Kueller: Fire! Solve two problems at once
lamina5432: really telling how bad the pathing is
adept_nekomancer: They're just commuting.
Getter404: Did we make it to Urlando?
DigitalSeahorse: weird looking house
HorusFive: OOoh. Close to mass transit. Very desirable
BluTGI: Piss Jelly?
DigitalSeahorse: blob
ErynTzun: We could use Amethyst to come out of her hole right now to help fight the baddies
Rhynerd: Casual hill slime
farley_f: Is that Odo
Garfman314: this game is less put together than the previous one, which is impressive
melegaunt_: Is it piss?!
betweenmyself: I like a nice pool that ranges between one and three and a half feet deep
Strebenherz: why is your piss moving on it's own
Mai_Andra: the piss gained sentience...
Rhynerd: did you ever stop pissing blood after drinking that blood?
adept_nekomancer: "Pissing on the ground is not advised"
BrindleBoar: drink! that! gas!
ErynTzun: I don't think Odo is made of that, at least I HOPE not.
Lysander_salamander: wait, so will that make our pee flammable?
MacbethSeemsSus: So is the point of all this......to get your winnebago back?
BluTGI: Pissnight?
ErynTzun: This game should be called Yellow Stomp. We run around a yellow world and stomp everything.
rasterscan: Your piss is making the world worse, I think.
ErynTzun: A basic opening lore
melegaunt_: Biological toilet is my username on grindr. Wait. No.
CookieMom: That is vastly different from the mineral toilet.
ErynTzun: Run and don't die
adept_nekomancer: We know we're here to piss, but not on the ground.
ClodiumSoride: this house is really narrow. Is it a spite house?
betweenmyself:
with all this focus on piss, you’d think we would find broccoli somewhere 
IanAllenBird: apparently there's a hazardous fog that your actions, including pissing, increase in some vague way, and I guess it's probably dangerous or causing problems? and maybe this is a car crash drug dream
Kasran: have y'all played Crypt Worlds? i forget. it's another open-world game with a piss mechanic but it's better than this
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "medieval fantasy" is also a much more understandable foundation versus whatever this is doing, as far as how much you can demand a player pick up on the fly
ErynTzun: This is one of those trendy small houses for minimalists
melegaunt_: Asparagus is the uber weapon
DigitalSeahorse: I can't remember if this game has rain
Anubis169: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: or any weather
northos: "I think I'm dead" - You Are Dead
The_Color_Twelve: that man just came around and dropped you
Kasran: clearly you needed to read the included instruction booklet first
LordZarano: "Fight, build, explore, survive, while the dynamic player-caused hazardous fog is slowly changing the rules of the world around you."
melegaunt_: by dre?
dravman: If you piss too much it makes a fog that effs up the world around you
IanAllenBird: you might have saved after drinking
HorusFive: Alex impliments the bold new strategy of "not drink the blood"
adept_nekomancer: It looks like you piss blood if you try to piss while your piss meter is empty
ErynTzun: Did we look in the station wagon glove compartment for a manual? lol
johnnylongtorso: I found a wiki for this game and it's... something
BluTGI: This feels like visiting mexico in the 00's when everything was yellow.
rasterscan: They really are from the Amigara Fault.
Xaunaught: Me and the lads
Garfman314: i think you gotta link that wiki
ClodiumSoride: those are the "after" from the Arigama Fault manga
betweenmyself: homeboy’s walking around like Frank Reynolds here
frank_the_great: I always like it in video games when npcs fight each other
kumatsu: it looks like a handgun, but it was actually a rail gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great And where they can trigger traps that hurt them
YFiddler: what's going on? are these aliens? wielding automatic guns?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That axe you are holding just looks like it will fall apart
Xaunaught: that piss monster looks bigger
DigitalSeahorse:
so was Snoot when they played this

melegaunt_: grow the ooze!
darkcyril: "Does all this yellow saturation make my ass look fat?"
Rhynerd: @YFiddler I'm guessing there was an apocalypse caused by a mutagenic fog.
betweenmyself: you can certainly be overweight in Project Zomboid, so it’s not without precedence
BrindleBoar: slenderfolk
MacbethSeemsSus:
I mean it worked for Minecraft in 2009 
Mai_Andra: Bone marrow gives the salsa verde the consistency it's missing.
melegaunt_: Game won't let you drink the acid?! Boo
TheBorzoi: Depends on the type of acid
BrindleBoar: depends on the acid and the plastic, let's not worry about it
Lazzared: chug!
Boon_33: the acid knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
DigitalSeahorse: like a metal bathtub
DeM0nFiRe: Pystal
adept_nekomancer: A pystal, if you will.
IanAllenBird: yeah I mean I get lemon juice in a plastic bottle, maybe it's just lemon juice
DeM0nFiRe:
@adept_nekomancer 
BluTGI: I think Urea Crystals are a actual thing
Rhynerd: maybe a big thing of Urid since that seems to be related to the fog?
ghyllnox:

betweenmyself: there is power in pystals
ghyllnox: \o/
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: good thing you're collecting that acid with your bare hand
IanAllenBird: eugh
adept_nekomancer: "broth"
BrindleBoar: broth me brothman
DigitalSeahorse:

LordZarano: There's certain acids that have to be kept in plastic cause they eat glass
YFiddler:

NimrodXIV: we're learning, that's horrifying
paulthemapguy: Brothman: Prophecies
melegaunt_: Bathtub acid? Sounds like a fun weekend
Xaunaught: This game feels like if you asked AI to plan a survival game and just made every suggestion it had
Basic_Human_Decency: You used to make lsd in a tub
DigitalSeahorse: Jesse Pinkman until it eats through the tub and the floor under it
paulthemapguy: lsd is a very specific variety of acid. so yeah that tracks!
BluTGI: New piss sentences.
Bionull: I have to know what's on the tape. Maybe piss.
Strebenherz: "burn the piss gas" is a hell of a line
ClodiumSoride: Is that a hovercraft?
varmintx0: "you can burn the piss gas" things only said while playing video games
Rhynerd: Presumably the piss gas leads to fog stuff?
e_bloc: staying up late, just burning the piss gas
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think this might be "dare you enter my magical realm" the videogame
shushu2539: !findquote piss
LRRbot: Quote #9492: "wait...the piss is for fun?" —James [2025-11-25]
IanAllenBird: !advice
LRRbot: Don't say anything Beej wouldn't.
betweenmyself: this is the video game equivalent of Mad Libs, with every blank space filled by Piss
paulthemapguy: piss gas? would that be ammonia?
DigitalSeahorse: spider just chillin by sink helping to collect the fruit flies
BrindleBoar: gotta mow the pond
comrade_cards: "yeah, my dad is John House, I think he'd know..."
ApplicativeJones: It's fully possible this game was made by someone who's never seen a CRT
DigitalSeahorse: gross
Strebenherz: this is a rare game where i wish the sound design was worse
Strebenherz: or not as detailed
Boon_33: who bottles blood
rabbitgta: That one alien robot game , just found the name Fragrance Point, had almost no institutions, and yeah, I forget what I was saying now.
Basic_Human_Decency: Its piss
johnnylongtorso: Heinz 57 varieties of blood
betweenmyself: Blood: Use as directed.
DigitalSeahorse: cause bodily fluids
BrindleBoar: oh this game actually has a wiki, I am surprised
iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering that comic where a game master tries to trick his players into entering the magical piss forest created by the piss wizard
ace_of_dragon037: now if we find a vampire
Rhynerd: what was this game caleld again because I forgot
YFiddler: nice and coagulated I guess?
BrindleBoar: @Rhynerd Urge
betweenmyself: @Rhynerd Urge, I think
Bionull: We sure break a lot of things. Maybe we're the real monster, not the piss beasts
SnackPak_: ewww
e_bloc: wait we have shit too?
paulthemapguy: Walking into a LAN party with a plastic bottle of blood is a great way to make friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar Yup, it is literally named "Urge"
fcloud:

BluTGI: Piss wizard!
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH GEE THAT'S DISGUSTING
ghyllnox:

Strebenherz: are we an x-men reject?
NightValien28: more importantly, what do you drink to make your piss flamable
Rhynerd: Thank ya'll for reminding me.
DigitalSeahorse: cause you drank gas earlier?
Lysander_salamander: I guess we're a mutant of some sort
NightValien28: asking for friend
DeM0nFiRe: Imagie having non flammable piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ammonia is technically flammable but urine is NO THAT CONCENTRATED. Your kidneys are so fucked
Pixel_Quark: The more this goes on the more I am having questions as to whether or not the creator has some weird fetishes
Strebenherz: did we go up to prof xavier, tell xavier we had radioactive piss, then get quietly escorted out of the mansion?
ZachtlyAsIntended: neither does the game
rabbitgta: I swear, Officer, i have no blood in my alcohol
Xiff_: Have you ever tried setting pee on fire? Maybe it's flammable?
lamina5432: i think still living is success
Bionull: I strongly suspect drinking the piss is not succeeding
Astramentha: Alex y must u “succeed”
betweenmyself: “Urge”, aka “Thinly Disguised Urination Fixation: THE VIDEO GAME”
shushu2539: drink too much gasoline and your piss will eventually be flammable
adept_nekomancer: Then again, flammable piss sounds like a good way to deal with high gas prices.
Sorator13: I gotta say, I'm sensing a running theme in this game
BluTGI: @Xiff_ I'll get the everclear.
Dr_fragenstien: "pissing on the ground is not adviced" I guess not when you piss butane
Astramentha: @adept_nekomancer expensive to retrofit your engine tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Or have the cycle of "drink your own piss over and over again" and the concentration of waste products might have it be flammable
varmintx0: Helps to have a map.
arcaneIllumination: Are we missing part of our thumb?
paulthemapguy: Professor Xavier struggles to find a plan forward for Flammable Piss Guy
Bagelpanda: Did the map say Urlando? Are you in piss Florida?
chaos5896: idk why but watching this makes me want to rewatch Alex's S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 playthrough
BluTGI: @Bagelpanda you don't have to add piss, it's implied
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Bagelpanda So Florida 
ClodiumSoride: didn't the villain in the movie End of Days light his piss on fire?
Bagelpanda: No, no. You're right my bad.
DigitalSeahorse:
@chaos5896 
Basic_Human_Decency: Pissing flammable fluids is just a normal thing for florida man
Strebenherz: @chaos5896 so wait is this florida man's stalker 2?
ErynTzun: It seems one of the complaints in the reviews is that the stuff you die with is different after you come back
Xaunaught: Cool
varmintx0: great
ErynTzun:

BluTGI: Typical 1990s vhs recording
MacbethSeemsSus: Love that vine
fcloud: ive seen games with the "piss filter" applied but usually it's visual, not thematic
paulthemapguy: Florida is split into various subregions. Armpit Florida, meth Florida, colostomy bag Florida, and Piss Florida.
Anubis169: this is the save-John
Bionull: Was it a gun with mist spreading bullets?
chaos5896:
@Strebenherz 
Xaunaught: SO true
Strebenherz: LOL
IanAllenBird: you know, I think you might also be one of these mutants
BluTGI: @paulthemapguy are the keys just kidney stones?
HorusFive: Truth
betweenmyself: You can tell this game is still in early access because the dev has not yet launched the long-requested “bifurcated stream” mechanic
Driosenth: Save early, Save often, save steps
Mr_Bitterness: The Execution Square?
Anubis169: yyyyyyup
Isaac3567: Im playing the new version right now
MAPBoardgames: FFTactics 1
Goombill: Tactics and old point and click games are why I always save in a new slot
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep, you could get softlocked
HorusFive: Yup
pookahbee: Lol. Yeah. That goozled me.
Athelgar: i do it because of vindictive and shitty younger brothers intentionally overwriting...
Anubis169: and if your save died, you are screwed
Getter404: Speaking of tactics games and saves, the new Fire Emblem only having one slot is *extremely* anxiety inducing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BluTGI No, I think this character might not have enough functional nephrons to have kidney stons
Thefluffiestguineapig: *stones
SkylerRingtail: Fucking Wiegraf
Xiff_: I fell for that trap
Basic_Human_Decency: Save scumming was a core mechanic of fire emblem too
Anubis169: it's the engine of the car
Isaac3567: That battle on the PSX taught me how to use a Gameshark as a child
DeM0nFiRe: Duel Masters Kaijudo Showdown asked you to save before the final fight, and it is very possible just not have a good enough deck to win the final fight. There is only a single save file period so you just have to start over if you do that lol
paulthemapguy: you could softlock or hardlock depending on level of arousal
BrindleBoar: reduce, reuse, repiss
Anubis169: Uric Acid
ErynTzun: Oh this is how we learned not to use PSX memory cards made by 3rd parties, along with losing our FFVII save
Dr_fragenstien: no your urine is flammable, not acidic, easy mistake to make
Bionull: Way back I managed to soft lock Final Fantasy Legends 3 cause it let you save anywhere and I was waaay too deep in a hard dungeon. Had to restart the whole game.
Rhynerd: are those raccoons in the distance?
Rhynerd: oh, possums!
DigitalSeahorse: cute
MacbethSeemsSus: o, possums!
betweenmyself: filthy mattress in a burned-out car? bests AirBnB ever
shushu2539: aww, so cute
BrindleBoar: it goes from 0 to 1
Basic_Human_Decency: Piss on them
DigitalSeahorse:

Thefluffiestguineapig: I like that they are friends
dashiestand: Pawsums
paulthemapguy: are they friends? possumbly
NoxStryx: That happened to me on Jade Cocoon 2 (which isn't great in the first place compared to the original game)
korvys: Would you prefer to not measure your hazardous fog?
brainbosh: thats an interesting take on a bull bar
e_bloc: they're the same picture
Kasran: hazardous fog meter, thats handy to have
MAPBoardgames: Hazardous Fog Meter sounds usuful on burrito night
BluTGI: @paulthemapguy They looked like room mates
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paulthemapguy: @BluTGI Oh my god, they were roommates!
kumatsu: I want one of these leaf piles to be a pitfall, ngl
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that axe looks like if you swing it too hard the axe head will fire out of the handle
Anubis169: It's a tarp!
DeM0nFiRe: The game did explain you should not piss on the ground!
SquareDotCube: Is there anything on the Steam page?
paronomasiac042: is the fog hazardous because it turns you inside out?
RedAlexxis: Whiteboards with exposition on them, all is forgiven!
Cptasparagus: free meat!
ErynTzun: i hate this sound design
NoxStryx: Ahh, a rain collector, i thought it was a pad of butter
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the RE7 fridge we have at home
shushu2539: some creatures attack you on sight because they are pissed
DigitalSeahorse:
propper swingers
ClodiumSoride: the theme of this whole game is that there's a toxic yellow cloud of some drug that's messing up everything, and everything you do makes the cloud grow, until you have to go to the next town
Dr_fragenstien: too bad your blood bottle is all topped up
Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig apparently there's a major game mechanic about a hazardous fog but it hasn't happened yet I think
Scy_Anide: What...happens if you drink blood?
Rhynerd: @Scy_Anide you get sick.
ErynTzun: everything is so gooshy
Scy_Anide: Well, fiar
Scy_Anide: fair*
Kata_The_Cat: @Scy_Anide You become a count.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scy_Anide IRL? Bad things
Getter404: It "increased the Sickness"
varmintx0: aren't there supposed to be enemies in the game?
IanAllenBird: the slurdge
Rhynerd: Alex drank blood in a previous life and got a sickness which may have also caused him to piss blood.
adept_nekomancer: Sentient piss slimes don't seem that dangerous
Phailhammer:
Don't attack if you see a silver one; that's Alex Mack. 
Scy_Anide: Blood goes in, blood comes out, makes sense.
paronomasiac042: is there any gameplay left in this game?
BluTGI: Oh my god, is that green?
DigitalSeahorse: gross
kumatsu: yo, this Bugsnax DLC is lit
ghyllnox: \o/
Boon_33: rv there yet
ErynTzun: Is that the SLURM of this world?
MungoDude: great, now I wanna rewatch Aliens
DigitalSeahorse: woo a cooking van!
DigitalSeahorse: trailor*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd That is a possibility IRL, there's a lot of things in blood that are hard for the body to process and also antibodies that are very energy intensive to deal with
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SquareDotCube: why is the RV we own so sus
Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, Urlando
pookahbee: Did someone draw a map based on where they left the van?
SquareDotCube: no appliances or anything
HorusFive: Is your finger supposed to look cut?
ErynTzun: Is this deformed Florida?
BluTGI: Hazerville sounds wonderful this time of the piss
Aenir798: wait I went away for awhile, is this Urge???
SquareDotCube: @ErynTzun Deformida
betweenmyself: @Aenir798 sadly, yes
ClodiumSoride: there were curtains between the driver's chair and the windshield
Rhynerd: can't think of what place Hazerville is meant to be based off of
MacbethSeemsSus: @Rhynerd Jacksonville? Looks like the right spot
Rhynerd: Oh yeah, that may work
Strebenherz: @ErynTzun florida man's stalker
BluTGI: CRTs going to blow that homeless developer's mind
ErynTzun: Flat panel monitors. Flat screens can be on CRTs
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MungoDude: is "urlid" considered "alcohol" by the game logic? It does seem to be flammable
Rhynerd: What were the other places here in Phlorida?
Kasran: what do grenades look like now
Phailhammer: TWO WORLD WARS
DigitalSeahorse: stoppin' POWEH
ghyllnox: Shortgun
frank_the_great: A Gravity Gun
SquareDotCube: pipe
kumatsu: termites
Thefluffiestguineapig: The RE crank
BluTGI: There goes the resale value
DigitalSeahorse: a type of potato bug
rabbitgta: Crate, barrel, short gun, pistola, med pack
DoodlestheGreat: Pineapples were WW II & Korea. By Vietnam we had the baseball-like models.
MacbethSeemsSus: 2 shot shotgun
frank_the_great: 10/10
Basic_Human_Decency: Red barrels
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Doom 2 cemented the Holy Progression of Gun and very rarely does anything stray from the path
ErynTzun: but why
The_Color_Twelve: store yoururine
ghyllnox: Repissitory
pimiento: we duke nukem now
SquareDotCube: probably so you can boil and purify
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pisspository
The_Color_Twelve: @ghyllnox nice
Rhynerd: and apparently urlid is piss.
DigitalSeahorse: not what I'd call a potato bug though, those curl up like little pills and I also call them pill bugs
Xaunaught: launcher
Xaunaught: at the top
Aenir798: and gravity gun
MacbethSeemsSus: SMG sometimes between shotgun and assault rifle
pimiento: rocket lawn chair!
BluTGI: Quake came in and said "Nail gun"
Mr_Bitterness: With a sub after pistol/shotgun before rifle
ErynTzun: BFG
paulthemapguy: and maybe finish the progression with an absurd uber-weapon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse And/or roly polly
ClodiumSoride: Quake was a bit weird in that respect, since the shotgun is the first weapon.
shushu2539: in this town we eat yellow snow
DigitalSeahorse: or that
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: rapid medium damage hitscan to rapid high damage projectile, yeah
GasCityGaming: Playing Mouse P.I. right now and it follows that pretty well, except for the acetone (they call it seomething else) gun that dissolves enemies
Kasran: my favorite Video Game Gun Archetype is the marksman rifle, also known as the DMR in halo or the scout rifle in destiny. not common enough in my opinion
BluTGI: @ClodiumSoride they played with it. Also enjoyed Redneck Rampage's weaposn
kumatsu: I think the billboards may be the most unsettling part of this game design, and not in the way they want it to be
NoxStryx: Lets called it a "Big Friggin gun" or BFG to make it esier
adept_nekomancer: Why are all the garbage cans full of talc?
HorusFive: Is there an actual day/night cycle? Or is the piss just getting into the sky?
paulthemapguy: why is sky rust colored
frank_the_great: So, like, is there a goal here?
northos: we seem to have graduated from yellow filter to orange filter
MungoDude: fist-chainsaw-pistol-shotgun-supershotgun-machinegun-chaingun-rpg-plasmalauncher-bfg?
DigitalSeahorse: I don't think that was milk
RedAlexxis: Push car
paulthemapguy: is the game breaking?
TheAinMAP:

BluTGI: Can't piss, enemies are near, and thirsty
HorusFive:

northos: "or you woke up a while ago" - yeah, isn't that exactly the case where you'd need to sleep?
DigitalSeahorse:

betweenmyself: it feels like someone watched the Kids in the Hall “Urination Support Group” sketch, stayed up eight days straight, then decided to make a video game
northos: fla[x]light
Kasran: i will give this game this: it is intriguing
frank_the_great: art
ghyllnox: Out like a light
kumatsu: I have an MMO open in the backgroun dnad every so often someone runs by and makes a noise, and it's really adding a lot that this game lacks
BluTGI: WEnt to sleep in a room with a mannequin? Bold move
betweenmyself: they refuse to be tyranized by their bladders
Rhynerd: Mannequin turned into pipes.
Kasran: urid, not to be confused with urlid
DigitalSeahorse: bug!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: big boy!
kumatsu: @Kasran nor to be confused with urego
frank_the_great: It's afraid!
GasCityGaming:
IS it Error: Player busy? Or is the error player busy? 
eric_christian_berg: Now eat it!
Getter404: A Piss Lobster?
BluTGI: "want some of what he's having?"
RustZenith:
hey chat, just made Carbone pasta by hand, can finally eat while watch the hot garbage. 
MacbethSeemsSus: mmmm, protein
Garfman314: it
Rhynerd: If Urlid is piss I guess urid is solidified piss?
Garfman314: it's a silverfish
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd To the developer sure
betweenmyself: our thumb appears noticeably more bloody than before: is that tied to our health?
DigitalSeahorse: dang finger getting worse
Kasran: the idea of a drug made from piss that fucks up the world is kind of a neat premise
Basic_Human_Decency: If you caught your dong on fire your bladders would explode tho
arcaneIllumination: @RustZenith Nice!
betweenmyself:
@Kasran RFK Jr’s FDA will approve anything it seems 
GasCityGaming:
Careful of their gang 
DigitalSeahorse: Amityville House
Kasran: something tells me this particular drug is not FDA approved
Kasran: then again this does appear to be fake florida so who knows
kumatsu: guds and sorvices
RustZenith:
@arcaneIllumination ty man 
Mazrae: Is the blood house some how related to the highway 3 spite house?
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Lysander_salamander: hot springs?
paulthemapguy: can you put some in a bottle to find out what it is
Lysander_salamander: like, a geyser?
Rhynerd: Looks like a geyser
brainbosh: a piss geyser?
paulthemapguy: oh god not a piss geyser
brainbosh: Piss springs?
Rhynerd: which I guess means we're not in Pholorida.
MungoDude: is a noiroom just a black mushroom?
paulthemapguy: There IS a town in Ohio called Yellow Springs. Dave Chappelle lives there now.
IanAllenBird: well it is high springs
iris_of_ether: Man, ever just have an increasingly strange dream when you need to wake up to use the toilet?
ghyllnox: Takes your piss???
red_shoes_jeff: Can't forget your anti-piss pills.
ghyllnox: All the best games have piss bars
ghyllnox: Hm
Rhynerd: Why does cloth you a can pick up look like the tail of some animal?
Kasran: i feel compelled to mention Crypt Worlds again
RustZenith: a piss bar for using the restroom, or the other kind of bar?
DigitalSeahorse: oh there IS rain
paulthemapguy: It's raining piss! Hallelujah it's raining piss, hallelujah!
SnackPak_: you hate to see brothers fight
ghyllnox: F
IanAllenBird: ouch
DigitalSeahorse:

Kasran: dohohoho, pissing rain
Cptasparagus: is that the sequel to Heavy Ran?
DigitalSeahorse: pissing rain
Cptasparagus: Rain*
lamina5432: maybe thats why everyone was underground
Kata_The_Cat: I don't believe you
RedAlexxis: so the economy is always poop?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just made the face a cat makes when they smell pickled ginger
Rhynerd: So, the more you poop the richer you are?
rabbitgta: I'm bladerghasted
BrindleBoar: @Rhynerd surely there's some diminishing quality there
Veshnikard: Famously everybody poops
MungoDude: ah, it's a case of remove-the-head-or-destroy-the-brain
MacbethSeemsSus: I'd revolt if someone regulated by poops
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have GI issues, I would be in prison
Nigouki: well you see Graham, everyone in that movie has a control rin in their butthole that prevents them from pooping at will
RedAlexxis: poop is tightly regulated? sounds like you need some mylanta
BluTGI: Is that what they meant by a well regulated militia?
Kata_The_Cat: It's important to keep your poops regular.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I lost it with “flabberbaffled” thank you for that
Rhynerd: @BrindleBoar perhaps there's some highly controlled collection method? like the rich own most of the bathrooms?
Nigouki: and there is a scene where the rebels get the special hook tool that pulls the rings out and start pulling each-other's poop lock rings out and that's where I checked out of the movie
Kasran: no, alex, there's a pissload of it
Strebenherz: @Nigouki what
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was it HHGTTG that had the planet that was losing so much mass to tourism that if tried to leave heavier than you arrived, they would chop off the difference
BluTGI: Time for the trickle down game economy?
Nigouki: @Strebenherz it is surprisingly high effort mid-2000s korean animation
Kata_The_Cat: @Laserbeaks_Fury I think so yeah. The bathrooms weighed your poops.
ClodiumSoride: @Laserbeaks_Fury always get a receipt after using a toilet
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury That sounds like Douglas Adams yes
kumatsu: I'm assuming y'all are familiar with the musical Urinetown
IanAllenBird: well
nevermore913: That's ew
Strebenherz: i've never been glader to miss the context
ghyllnox: What was the title of this movie again?
Strebenherz: i think my stream paused and i missed a moment but i'm fine with that
Rhynerd: You learn something new every day
kumatsu: It's a very good pastiche, would recommend
IanAllenBird: more sewers
red_shoes_jeff: Under where?
Garfman314: there are houses every five feet, why would you need to base build?
Cheese_Hammer: @kumatsu piss-tiche
fastlane250: @nigouki I am now deleting the last hour of my browsing history.
lamina5432: unfortunately also one of the more complete games as well
ghyllnox: @Nigouki Ty
DigitalSeahorse:

Thefluffiestguineapig: I would disagree with that, you have played much weirder because the the thing is if you made friends by offering piss THEN it would be one of the weirdest
adept_nekomancer: Somehow this isn't even the best piss-centric game Watch&Play has done in the past year. That would have to go with the one about the owl piss void.
RustZenith: Please tell me there's a Pisston (Piston) in this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of my favorite games is still Muddy Heights 2
Bionull: Walked away. Why'd we return to the hell tunnels?
BluTGI: If testicles were taco shells?
pleonasticTautology: ERGH
pleonasticTautology: HATE THAT
Rhynerd: @adept_nekomancer If it weren't for the all the toilets around I would joke this is the sequel to that game.
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pleonasticTautology: hate that SO bad
northos: @Bionull well you see, we found a *different* hell tunnel and wanted to see where it goes
MacbethSeemsSus: I believe it's pronounced urissant
BrowneePointz: for Graham, Urinetown is both Politico-Socio-Business Satire, while and a parody of several discrete musicals as well as the concept of them. a couple of my drama teachers in HS LOVED that show @loadingreadyrun
BrowneePointz: a*
shushu2539: game is designed to piss off players
Rhynerd: shallow river
9 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
pleonasticTautology: @shushu2539 boooo
Bionull: "I just think it's death." "Yeah, but what else do you do on a Friday night?"
Strebenherz: Hi Foxmar! Welcome to THIS
DigitalSeahorse: get in the subUrine
MungoDude: welcome raiders
Xaunaught: raider prepare for piss
BluTGI: Upgrades!
ProcyonFlynn: Oh hey - are those the Slim-Jim?
Juliamon: Welcome Foxmar, we're playing a Florida game
nevermore913: Welcome raiders you came to s weird thing
Thefluffiestguineapig:

betweenmyself: this sure is some sort of… thing
Mai_Andra: uh... "make way for piss?"
SachielOne: This is the lesser-known Klingon afterlife, where you walk the river of piss.
ErynTzun: Deflormida
Rhynerd: Welcome to a weird survival crafting game about piss
DoodlestheGreat: I'm not sorry raiders get to see this. They knew the job was dangerous when they took it.
DigitalSeahorse: yes, this is a game where piss.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat We came from Foxmar's channel, so it's not like we were unprepared
ErynTzun: Your bunting
Dog_of_Myth: Has it been good garbage or bad garbage so far?
Rhynerd: Garbage worth exploring
BrowneePointz: oh uh, it’s like if a several decades drought caused 1984/2112 but for private bathrooms
Rhynerd: There's a theme tonight, Stillborn early access surival crafting games.
BluTGI: Yeeeee Awww. Yeeee Awwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz ...........the fuck?
RustZenith: When a man attempts to chainsaw you, abuse their pathing.
ClodiumSoride: time for phase 2
BrowneePointz: look as a mostly retired musical actor Urinetown is a weird one to describe @thefluffiestguineapig
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi BrowneePointz, I'm happy to see you but that was a baffling sentence
shushu2539: maybe the chainsaw runs on piss
Rhynerd: I say stillborn as they are presumably not getting furhter updates and thus will remain in early access until killed.
Bionull: I'd say they enemies in this game are too tanky, but apparently we can walk off a light chainsawing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz OH, ok that makes way more sense. Kind of like trying to describe Our Town
Dog_of_Myth:

DigitalSeahorse:

SachielOne: No, Alex, the piss ants don't show up until later in the game.
10of9: and now "Texas Chainsaw Massacre at Home"
kumatsu: Carry Campfire
betweenmyself: Note: Trying to play “Badly Explain the Plot” of Urge paradoxically yields the most coherent description of this game
BrindleBoar: now we're cooking with piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Weirdly I think that might apply to a lot of W+P games
Bionull: I never liked bone marrow
Xaunaught: coal powered chainsaw
BluTGI: Thanks for dinner Dave!
DigitalSeahorse: nice!
GasCityGaming: A doe!
Garfman314: re!
Foxmar320: Hold on is this game set in my home town? This looks exactly like it
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: a Female deeer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mi!
TheAinMAP:

DigitalSeahorse: maybe it's like the opossums
TheAinMAP:

BluTGI: wowowowowowow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 I scrolled back up in chat and it seems to be in Piss Florida?
Nigouki: played by the deer
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, Florida
Foxmar320: @Thefluffiestguineapig Still less piss than Waterpark Sim
Juliamon: The map looks very much like if Florida were a little more limp
Rhynerd: At least 2 of the cities are ripoff names of cities in Florida
Xaunaught: @Strebenherz this rules
Rhynerd: (Hazerville and Urlando)
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 That's not a contest TBH, Waterpark Sim has heroic amounts of piss
Rhynerd: Milfort was another and there are a lot of Ft SOmething towns.
Strebenherz: "AW DINGER"
Mr_Bitterness: Aw DInger
fastlane250:

ghyllnox:

elkae:

NightValien28: that is beautiful
butt_ghost: dinger most accurate
Kramburger: I imagined that the other way around but that scanes
DigitalSeahorse: UCHU JIN
BrindleBoar: you should make that your pngtuber for W+P
Lysander_salamander:

Strebenherz: Alex does shitpost doodle commissions! They're very worth every penny
DigitalSeahorse: I've got one of those hoodies
frank_the_great: Piss's haunted
Strebenherz: I think your character is a reject x-men
DigitalSeahorse: 0 o'clock
Dr_fragenstien: so from what I can tell, there's some contaminant that's everywhere and it's getting filtered out in your urine?
Mr_Horrible: the game is essentially "what if we made a Stephen King themed shitpost?"
Forgebold: just clocked out
HorusFive: WHY? Why can you move some things? I need to know
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the map shaped like Florida?
rabbitgta: Always has been
wedge_x: always has been
Foxmar320: If this is Florida the piss is always haunted
wedge_x:

Garfman314: "guns cock"
iris_of_ether: @Mr_Horrible Pisspost, clearly
DigitalSeahorse: xD
frank_the_great:

adept_nekomancer: Make sure the safety is disengaged before attempting to fire.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I had the same thought as Graham
Gekyouryuu: i was once in a tomb of horrors one shot session. i oopsed into a room that transes your gender. it'd still be a few years before my egg cracked
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: like Henry Cavill reloading his fists
Kramburger: Normal tuesday penis talk
epsilon_vee: where's the support group for "you've been peeing wrong"
SnackPak_:
yeah, my dick is single-action 
Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether true, true
Phailhammer:
And when you get married, your spouse gets the second arming key. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Keep your penis disassembled and unloaded when not in use
BrindleBoar: okay that's an impressive piece of immersion
eric_christian_berg: Okay, that's pretty funny.
pleonasticTautology: how do you cock your penis if you're circumsized?
ClodiumSoride: Fool! You have the liver, but what will you do without the recipe?
DigitalSeahorse: weird buzzing birb
BrowneePointz: good question Tautology
wedge_x: also always be sure of what you're pissing at
MacbethSeemsSus: Every men's bathroom has a sign reminding you about trigger discipline
Mr_Horrible: the motion of a bolt-action dick would be inspiring, tho
Kasran: remember, switching to your secondary is faster than reloading
Bionull: Corpse despawn, old and tired. On demand vultures, new and hot.
iris_of_ether: Pretty sure my college friends got into a massive pvp in front of the entrance of the Tomb of Horrors but didn't make it far in otherwise
ghyllnox: For the safety of those around you, keep it locked up until you're ready to use it
BluTGI: I keep that thing on me....
KenKopin: It's detachable.
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NotCainNorAbel: not me, i sleep with it under my pillow fully loaded
DigitalSeahorse: "Your penis is ALWAYS loaded."
Rhynerd: Piss, Bongs, and Junji Ito-esque monsters.
Driosenth: "negligent discharge" has a different meaning in this context
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos5896 Same brain cell
rabbitgta: I thought piss was stored in the balls
Foxmar320: So today I learned that Graham's comes off
butt_ghost: always check the safety on your dick
LurkerSpine: Why does Detachable Penis keep being relevant
Strebenherz: uh oh, stompies
BrowneePointz: I mean it IS Florida
iris_of_ether: KEXP still plays that!
Cheese_Hammer: "Hey girl, don't worry, my safety's on."
HorusFive: You stole her tires Alex!
Cptasparagus: Android 17 looking ass
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Strebenherz: Florida man's stalker
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LurkerSpine Because we are all 12 years old and find that kind of humor hilarious when done responsibly and well
Phailhammer: @Foxmar320 He revealed that in a Phailhaus years ago. It works like the mag-safe chargers.
MacbethSeemsSus: In this context, is a briss filing off the serial number?
frank_the_great: No way
betweenmyself: @MacbethSeemsSus strangest sign I ever saw in a men’s room said “Coworkers Must Wash Hands” which seems to suggest a buddy-system for hygiene in that store
butt_ghost: zombies pee gasoline got it
BluTGI: Has this been peer researched??!
DigitalSeahorse: ah ha!
frank_the_great: Deep lore
brainbosh: Cars that run on PISS
Saintnex: they heard Alex lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Would only a briss be that or any circumcision?
doubledbear: QWRP-line?
Driosenth: Umbrella Corp at it again!
BusTed: see, in-game rationale
TheMandrew: it's been Pee reviewed
epsilon_vee: ~worldbuilding~
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: dare you enter their magical realm?
SquareDotCube: this game is really taking the piss
Thefluffiestguineapig: DOES THE WORLD RUN ON PISS IN THIS GAME?
wedge_x: give me urine give me fire give me that which I desire
DigitalSeahorse:

Cheese_Hammer: ignorance is bris
DeM0nFiRe: I feel like it was better for the game to never actually acknowledge the flammable piss
Mr_Horrible: "What if Doom 2016 but it's Evil Piss instead of Hell Energy?"
Lysander_salamander: wasn't that something that was in that Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus game?
TheMadS8nt: I wasn't paying attention, I thought the whole urine thing was a joke....why is it not a joke?
red_shoes_jeff: Alex... They saw that poo movie too.
Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig Seems so, except the piss also caused an apocalypse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @doubledbear No, that runs on poop if you are thinking of the episode where they call hazmat
Strebenherz: okay so this doesn't feel like tomato way weird or.. beautycopter. this is someone's ao3 fanfic about piss
BrowneePointz: and no banger score @mr_horrible
paulthemapguy: anyone who raids this stream, urine luck!
IanAllenBird: the steam page mentions something about using it for car fuel
butt_ghost: @Mr_Horrible Evil Piss directed by Sam Raimi
northos: @TheMadS8nt great question. no more questions.
DigitalSeahorse:
drink to fuel the machines I guess
doubledbear: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah but the mention of biofuel on its own lol
pleonasticTautology: s-so this is.
Rhynerd: Drink some piss straight out of the gas station.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd Humanity seems to be the kind of thing that would do that
brainbosh: Drinking gasoline doesn't sound so bad right now
pleonasticTautology: fallout but with piss instead of nukes
BluTGI: How Monster Energy gets made?
GasCityGaming: What kind of Monster? Strawberry or white?
BrowneePointz: the fish zombies one
Bionull: I think Alex's cracked it
niccus: Wages of Fear is much worse in this universe
IanAllenBird: oh a heron
pookahbee: The real monsters was the piss we made along the way?
Mr_Horrible: just a little bit of Death Stench
Garfman314: wait, wasn't there a "pisses rocket fuel" meme years ago?
BluTGI: @GasCityGaming White, I can't afford the health risk of anything else.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@doubledbear Rafael Crinklestoof is very specific about what goes in his biomass reactor (Turds Graham, I use my own turds
)
Phailhammer: @pleonasticTautology "Behold the glory of the Church of P-" "Get out of my face. right now."
Jensling: Terrifyingly goofy
frank_the_great: Like the lady with layers of skin
schordash:
girl. the birds are 👏cracking me up👏 why are they so slow?! 
butt_ghost: plahwould
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Phailhammer GDI I'm cackling
Bionull: I don't really find Ito scary cause it's so random
northos: @schordash not enough piss. or too much piss. who can say
Omthebox: Piss made that
BrowneePointz: and Amigara is just well written unsettling
DigitalSeahorse: he's almost as thin as his sign post
schordash:
@northos 
IanAllenBird: caves are scary
BrowneePointz: he’s a ray of sunshine
Mr_Horrible: he really is
Omthebox: Made in Apyss
pleonasticTautology: who loves his dog
BrowneePointz: legitimately
doubledbear: Get in the hole Shinji
BrowneePointz: he’s inverse Miyazaki
butt_ghost: I can sympathize with the overwhelming compulsion for hole
Thefluffiestguineapig: He just loves his dog
KenKopin: Oh is that the one where there are people shaped holes?
butt_ghost: the "I hate the beatles" comparison
RedAlexxis: get in the kiln!
Phailhammer: "I strongly believe this is an insult to life itself."
Phailhammer: @RedAlexxis GET OUT OF THE KILN!
pleonasticTautology: apparently hayao liked goro's latest film
DoodlestheGreat: "My Miyazakis are from Oscar Meyer!"
BrowneePointz: wait do we mean Hayao and Goro or Hayao and Miyazaki Fromsoft
Nigouki: BrowneePointz yes
MacbethSeemsSus: Pretty sure ghibli and fromsoft miyazakis
Nigouki: :V
Rhynerd: you have a fat stat?
BluTGI: LMAO
Strebenherz: oh good piss traps
pleonasticTautology: HATE THAT
Phailhammer:

betweenmyself:

Sapphic_Shenanigans: New nightmare unlocked
butt_ghost: AND THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS KEEP IT LOADED
Foxmar320: Im never pissing again
iris_of_ether:

schordash:

Drasvin:

Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONONONONO
Mr_Horrible: incredible things at work here
BluTGI: WELP
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frank_the_great: This game has it all
HorusFive: Good. Something new for me to have nightmares about
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, never pissing again. Safety on
DigitalSeahorse:

Strebenherz: Time to give everyone a piss phobia
schordash:

Mr_Horrible: bogroll bog devil
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rabbitgta: That's gonna be a nightmare
Strebenherz: I'm not sure i want to clip that
doubledbear: Was that out of the toilet or fro myou?
pleonasticTautology: hey maybe now's a good time to stop? (:
KenKopin: Welp, not sleping tonight.
shushu2539: I'm never pissing again
Nigouki: who said it's not NOPE night
fastlane250: I looked away for a SECOND and now I'm kinda glad I did
betweenmyself: jump scare while pissing blood sounds like a bad time cleaning the bathroom
BluTGI: The toilet grub doesn't exist and can't hurt you...
HorusFive: [caption] everyone disliked that
SquareDotCube: sweet, flamethrower
Mai_Andra:
welp, time for sleep. emjoy dream 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive Correct
BrowneePointz: that was a Toilet Roll Candiru
Strebenherz: i think i'd take anything in tomato way over piss demons
red_shoes_jeff: Well, I'LL never piss again, thank you Graham.
Nigouki: is a trailer not a vehicle?
elkae: i've never been more grateful to have glanced away at the exact correct time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz GDI I almost did a spit take
Dr_fragenstien: ooh, that sounds fun
DigitalSeahorse: beneath
Mr_Horrible: Kletka's a neat one
elkae: i hate that I'll see it in the Highlights
DigitalSeahorse: oh heck yeah!
pookahbee: Teethavator
Mr_Horrible: it's like 50% Lethal Company 50% GTFO
Strebenherz: HELL YEAH Kletka. Shit's fun, thank you for introducing me to it
Omthebox: @elkae just produce the exact circumstances that caused your momentary distraction when you watch the highlights
DigitalSeahorse: the KLETKA hungers
Strebenherz: Emotional support Kletka rat
betweenmyself: Oh, I think I’ve seen that one
DigitalSeahorse: it ate me at least once
Rhynerd: Presumably we also starting harvesting bugs for protien in this universe.
doubledbear: Is this game the stalker we have at home?
Mr_Horrible: Alex will be the "Old Hand" on the squad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd Well the last bug made us piss blood
elkae:
@Omthebox 
MacbethSeemsSus: water
HorusFive: I just watched that FRWL episode
rabbitgta: Wasn't that motor oil in the desert
DigitalSeahorse: gross
doubledbear: Craig Bond as hard af huh?
The_Color_Twelve: M tells him after they find him
RedAlexxis: oh, like the ink drinking in Spookys House of Jump Scares
Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig Someone else in chat said that apparently that happens when you try nad piss without any piss
HorusFive: That's one acute angle on that building/wall
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd .......wait, when you try to go without having to pee you just PISS BLOOD????? That's bananas
MacbethSeemsSus: According to the dev's youtube page they're from Czechia. I realize that doesn't explain anything.
Rhynerd: yeah
DigitalSeahorse: thumb is nearly all blood now
HorusFive: moral choice?
BrowneePointz: there’s eurojank alllllll over this lol
Pixel_Quark: this game is like a tech demo for a piss based resident evil mod that never got past brainstorming
ClodiumSoride: like the Americans in Death Note
Mr_Bitterness: The Bobson Dugnet of towns, as it were
Rhynerd: then again our piss is also a mutagenic super fuel so maybe mankind's bladders are all effed up now.
pimiento: yep
exeJayce: @ClodiumSoride how dare you acknowledge that train wreck
DigitalSeahorse:

Sapphic_Shenanigans: sure is
eric_christian_berg: Good timing.
red_shoes_jeff: And it was.
wedge_x: the sudden piss
chaos5896:

ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some piss.
Mai_Andra: Florida, the Ur-Lando
pimiento:

betweenmyself: Vacation in beautiful Pisswater Florida!
ClodiumSoride: @exeJayce fwiw I meant in the original manga/anime, e.g. Penber
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the weird yellow cloud coming out of the one window
DigitalSeahorse: URGE
DoodlestheGreat: This has been an excellent session of W&P.
DeM0nFiRe: Good episode of Watch and Piss
MacbethSeemsSus: Those sure were two "games"
schordash: well thanks for the nightmare fuel o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: GFDI
paulthemapguy: Did Graham make a "piss de resistance" joke
HadesLeprechaun: I don't know about "Mostly Positive" but it wasn't nearly as bad as a lot of the stuff you play here
exeJayce: @ClodiumSoride okay good, I misunderstood and thought it was that.... netflix disaster.
iris_of_ether:

pimiento: well, that happened
Kasran: @DeM0nFiRe Watch and Spray
RedAlexxis: well, that tracks
Rhynerd: Well, guess we certainly took the piss out of that session of Watch and Play
elkae:
Definitely MAXIMUM SPOOP 
shushu2539: it has a score of 90 in pissacritic
Aenir798:
It's our fault 
HorusFive: technically games
DeM0nFiRe: @Kasran thanks I hate it lol
Cheese_Hammer: honestly the toilet paper worm thing seemed normal to me. you've never had that happen?
LurkerSpine: took me a while to figure out that portrait edit thing
Nigouki: we pissed away some time but not in a completely negative way?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the perfect kind of W+P game, where it was functional but MAXIMALLY BAFFLING
ClodiumSoride: @exeJayce some things are just unnecessary
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
Slakingfool:

chaos5896: make sure to check your toilet b4 u pee, chat ^-^;
Rhynerd: Is no longer time to make way for piss
DeM0nFiRe: ok baiiiiii
MacbethSeemsSus:

IanAllenBird:

wiganlass: thx for the garbage
DoodlestheGreat: SEEKRETS
DigitalSeahorse:

TheAinMAP: Maybe two cameras.
DoodlestheGreat: Packed nicely.
Mattmitchell45: Call a Cambulence
HorusFive: Can't make it work less, is always my theory
Mr_Horrible: if they reach for the broadcast camera be ready to defend yourselves
DigitalSeahorse: I've taken apart an instant camera before
Mr_Horrible: Dave the Dier
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
Cheese_Hammer: woo, Jackbox!
schordash:
dive or die!! 
DigitalSeahorse: to recycle the batteries and play with the flash
TheAinMAP:

NotCainNorAbel:
500
schordash:

rogerivany: I bet something happens on Live
chaos5896:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is that when the new Trivia Murder Party 3 comes out?
e_bloc:

SnackPak_:
piss jokes
Kasran: wow i was number 1!
HorusFive:
100 PISS
100
e_bloc:
666
LurkerSpine:
100
DoodlestheGreat: I suspect Beej's Anime Roundup will be happening this week, as the new season starts on the 28th.
elkae:

ClodiumSoride: it me!
chaos5896:
@HorusFive 
Mattmitchell45:
100 The Piss the piss the piss
elkae: i was gonna say "yay piss bits" and then oh no
lamina5432: have a gnght
Strebenherz:
100
DigitalSeahorse:
oh hey, EldraziOutlaw! Happy Being a year older! 
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 85 (new subscribers: 19, returning subscribers: 66, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 3033, new followers: 8, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
SnackPak_:
piss
pleonasticTautology:

elkae: Thank you for the stream (of piss)
pleonasticTautology: you're welcome
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
chaos5896:

Nigouki: Thanks for the stream! (hehehehe)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
paulthemapguy: Don't forget to thank your piss driver on the way out
DigitalSeahorse:
thanks for PISS!

Foxmar320: I spooped
Cheese_Hammer: it's out in early access now, played it on another stream on sunday
Lysander_salamander:

exeJayce: hydrated maybe not with piss
Lysander_salamander: have a good night!
IanAllenBird: o7
darkcyril: "Everyone thinks they're the piss driver until the real piss driver shows up."
paulthemapguy: thank you piss drivers
lamina5432: dont piss yellow its bad for you.
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Kasran: good night! drink plenty of water!
rogerivany: Did Adam ever give been a cup of his piss?
chaos5896:
time to PISS off 
chaos5896: ill see myself out
rogerivany: *Ben
shushu2539: !badadvice
LRRbot: Flunge!
Rhynerd: oh, I forgot to say thanks for the stream
Rhynerd: well, hope ya'll have a good one
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