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TXC2: TODAY! Graham and Kathleen tell Jace he's being an Idiot? stay tuned for LRRMTG
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TheMerricat: Chat, not that deep into MtG lore, thought I remember the OG set being released when I was in college, was Jace orginally the story immediately after the Brother's war or am I misremembering them?
sallomon33:
hi! I usually watch the EA events by someone else but family matters interfered for them this time, so I'll gladly watch Graham and Kathleen Fracture some Reality 
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat The card was first in Lorwyn, story came later iirc
sallomon33: @TheMerricat I'm not sure what you mean by Jace 'being the story after Brothers' War'
Strebenherz:
Odds on a Voxy call this stream? 
TehAmelie: hello reality fractioneers
Marvoleath: @TheMerricat "played a key role in many storylines from Zendikar onward"
Graham_LRR: Jace first appeared in Lorwyn, which was some time after Brothers War stuff
TXC2: TheMerricat if you mean the set after Brother war, which I think was Phyrexia all will be one, then yes Jace was in that set
TheMerricat: @sallomon33 So the only thing I really remember from the early sets was the Brother's War then they sorta rebooted the story for a while then went back and finished things with Urza... Maybe? Where was Jace in allt hat mess?
TXC2: Here we GO!
TehAmelie: reality frackers? hmm maybe not
TXC2: TheMerricat not born yet I think
TXC2: Hello Kathleen
TehAmelie: hiya
Brozard: Chair!
Strebenherz:
Foxmar320: Chair!
TXC2: Hi Chair
sallomon33:
hi Kathleen 
TXC2: oh and Hi Graham
Akaiatana: Oh, I conflated this with the Famjam
WiJohn: That chair looks like trouble
BrowneePointz: Jace showed up in Lorwyn set wise but first had story stuff in….i think a novel in Alara
IbunWest: For Sale: Computer Chair. Never used.
BrowneePointz: and then proper in the story in OG zendi
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hi G 
Brozard:
It's back seating 
idontgetmyrealname: Special guest stream: chair!
ForOhForError: suspiciously jace-shaped chair
TehAmelie: if you slide a hair to the left it can look like the chair is on your shoulder
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chrisrd19: oh no it's worse
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TehAmelie: oh well, past tense
Marvoleath: G is tad bit quiet
teyoslurking: *afraid old sailor voice* GHOOooooOOSSSTTT
TXC2: well that needs updating
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jamwno: Dragon shield sleeves best sleeves
chrisrd19: I got my Card Kingdom button the other day!
TheOtherTracy: I never catch one of these live! Yay!
TXC2: hello TheOtherTracy welcome
TehAmelie: they're not going to make that "Become unjorkable" button huh (i just caught up on the subathon W+P)
djalternative: Hi G, Kathleen, and Chat
TXC2: hello djalternative welcome
Marvoleath: That's a lot of Lilis
sallomon33: ooh, double lily
sallomon33: triple lily
djalternative: Liliana it is
IbunWest: Game really pandering to Kathleen
BrowneePointz: ooo that sphinx is good
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BlueDaNewb: The set where Jace says that my girlfriend’s problems are now everyone’s problems.
TXC2: the mom vs the cougar
sallomon33: these rares feel pretty balanced in how strong they are, we'll see what the commons and uncommons bring us
TXC2: a sylex style effect
sallomon33: cuz rn beyond maybe avoiding black I can't see the colours we'll end up in
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: boardwipe artifact is wild
Akaiatana: She has two hands, so
RobinCandlewick: She has two hands, after all
TehAmelie: brings back memories of the ol Nevinyrral's Disc
chrisrd19: she strangles one and then has it strangle the other for her.
sallomon33: maybe Boros?
Akaiatana: Jace Yourself
TXC2: given black lilly is a 2/2 and White lilly is 1/1, black lilly can in fact kill both white lillys
teyoslurking: Graham as a disembodied voice in an empty chair is my new fave stream addition
djalternative: face yourself is kind of a wrath/overrun in limited
TXC2:
and notably don't sac like I thought they did at first
sallomon33: this format seems slow neough for face yourself to be a bomb
Akaiatana: It Sphinx twice
TXC2: F all white, ooof
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ooop
BrowneePointz: a LOOOOT of U and B
IbunWest: That seems statistically impossible
sallomon33:
oh yeah I don't think we're in white 
Chronomagistrate: Green has lifegain too.
RatherLargeToad:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: love a thicc yargle
sallomon33: our blue seems good
sallomon33: clash of elements is great
TXC2: Big Ruric and Think Yargel, the hit rap Duo of the season
TehAmelie: how much white was that, i think not even 23 cards?
sallomon33: so maybe UR
djalternative: where's our removal?
TXC2: TehAmelie more like 10
RatherLargeToad:
TehAmelie: maybe i saw double
TXC2: black Proft seems hard in limited
SolarBlitz1: The screeching bird it's pretty good too
Akaiatana: Yeah, if you have one side of a mirror, you have both
sallomon33: clahs of elements is removal too
sallomon33: what if temur?
torar89: rg big dudes woot
SolarBlitz1: Vinelasher seems pretty good too
RobinCandlewick: snakes for days
Akaiatana: Team Temur
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sallomon33: I would play all of the green but pia and the equipment
drexciya808: axe effects
chrisrd19: It's an artifact for the Tethermage
SolarBlitz1: Snake with an axe or Ghatla seems pretty fun
RobinCandlewick: Deathtouch on tramplers or trample on deathtouchers
torar89: 3 mana tempo removal is nice
drexciya808: crazy card
chrisrd19: Ohhh, you can Face Yourself yourself
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chrisrd19: A little buzz
ShaneLeeAtk: We hear a little bit
chrisrd19: Only when he's talking, yeah.
Aitsu111: I can hear a buzz a tiny bit
Anubis169: teensy tiny bit
A_Dub888: Good morning friends! What level of Jace are we on?
drexciya808: sweet
sallomon33: red pia should be in too I feel, especially with Konstrari action
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 we're in Red/green. so minimal jace
TehAmelie: i think we have like one Jace
sallomon33: yeah, and I don't think we run it
drexciya808: strictly better obliterating bolt?
Anubis169: thop thop thop thop thop thop thop
Marvoleath: ah, Jiang Alone, who made them create a new rule for Magic
Strebenherz: @Marvoleath ?
jamwno: Green is one of the primary colors of the Jace limited archetype
chrisrd19: It's new, but it's visually a callback to a card from MOM.
torar89: crescendo was in marvel too
jamwno: @Strebenherz Attacking a player alone wasn't defined before this set
Marvoleath: @Strebenherz due to the wording "attacks a player alone", they had to add a new paragraph to rules [506.6]
djalternative: it's not a reprint. it's just a reference
sallomon33: it was good in ONE and bad in MSH, I don't think Crescendo will be good here
chrisrd19: oh wait it is a reprint from ONE.
SolarBlitz1: All creatures too
drexciya808: 1 drop first strike is cool
Anubis169: Punk Goblin!
TXC2: we're on 44 cards already
jamwno: It's a DND cantrip, not a Magic cantrip
SolarBlitz1: Guarantee 1 damage a turn with prowess trigger seems real good
djalternative: I don't think we actually want anything that's double blue
RobinCandlewick: UU seems bad in 3 colour
Anubis169: I want that TheoProxy
Kid_Amn: I hope someone gets to live the Approach into Elder Sphinx dream
KingOfDoma: It's still Divination...
drexciya808: gruul it up?
TXC2: doesn't that mean you need 5 copies?
sallomon33: yeah, but thsoe are at 4 and 6, much mroe manageable to cast for UU
chrisrd19: Twinned Vision does the same thing as Sphinx's Approach but more flexibly.
Anubis169: so literally swamping someone with homework
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drexciya808:
@anubis169 
SolarBlitz1: 3/2 that can untap seems fun too
Marvoleath: empower Jace 3 = draw a card
drexciya808: priced to move
djalternative:
I need to run to the bathroom. nobody start a game until I'm back.
SolarBlitz1: Our top end is in need of trim
TXC2: so which colour are we cutting?
teyoslurking: Just cut blue or cut red?
JKBalch: 14 cuts or add 6 for a full standard deck
SolarBlitz1: Ghalta is never really cast for it's full cost either so
teyoslurking: I think blue is the weakest link
drexciya808: you got card draw and heavies anyway
Rourke9: I feel like Edgar is fine but not good
Rourke9: yeah trimming blue makes sense
petey_vonwho: Yeah, I easily cut blue here
SolarBlitz1: Real nice with that Stingerquill
rosegrl04: ^^ Not bad but I feel like his ability won’t ever trigger at that point in game.
Akaiatana: 'Gremlin Elemental' is such a type line
Strebenherz: Is Edgar markov still alive in story?
SolarBlitz1: Dont need three snakes maybe
sallomon33: it's possible we onyl splash for the blue removal
Mangledpixel: boop
sallomon33: and otherwise are Konstrari
ekplayscards: hi kathleen! hi invisible graham!
chrisrd19: @Strebenherz Yeah, he's mucking around in Innistrad dive bars after his divorce
Marvoleath: You can probably just cut blue, maybe keep visions as a red card
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
Natural_Ones_Only: The dirty 41 calls to us all
TXC2: people are really hot on pompus and I don't know why
sallomon33: the battlemage is good, btu possibly not for this deck
Spritz_T: i can see surveiling with jace being more valuable than the card draw
WiJohn: I'd definitely cut the twinned visions for arne
Strebenherz:
@chrisrd19 
ekplayscards: hey gamers i am alive but i have some carne asada tacos that are about to fix my everything
sallomon33: I think it's big red green splashing for the two blue removal spells
sallomon33: cuz we're light on removal
djalternative: Graham, why have you chosen to be incorporeal today? is your body in the shop getting an oil change?
djalternative: @ekplayscards they tend to do that
chrisrd19: Clash of Elements is also blue and probably worth cutting
sallomon33: I don't liek the emberling, teh 3 mana 2/2 statlien is abysmal
RobinCandlewick: Oh yeah the artifact wrath
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: huh the dueling arena is neat
sallomon33: I don't think teh arena is good in limited at all, let alone in this deck
TXC2: given the number of double pips, I say it is bad to run colourless land
chrisrd19: If you attack with either of the cards with prepared, they're going to die.
WiJohn: @ekplayscards I had a pastor burrito for lunch from a place that has one of those giant rotating asada columns. Delightful!
Marvoleath:
"Destroy target Jace"
chrisrd19: I think there's an argument to be made for just cutting a lot of the small cards and going back to URG
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Marvoleath yuup
Mangledpixel: Archiviter
Spritz_T: there are quite a few planeswalkers in the format
ekplayscards: I THINK YOURE DOING GREAT
Mangledpixel: think? never
tyrantcorporation: i think drop the axe
Zanfast:
add 2 lands and ship it 
RobinCandlewick: The landcycler seems less important with no blue
sallomon33: I don't think we run the emberling, te stats are so bad
azidbern95: drop Emberling, you aren't really spellslibger
Akaiatana: Thanks for asking, second monitor. I think it looks great.
ekplayscards: @WiJohn we LOVE a trompo in this house
chrisrd19: Emberling is good with the Voxmancer I think.
RobinCandlewick: That goblin gives you one every turn
TXC2: ^
chrisrd19: And the two prepared cards.
TehAmelie: yay prevention of disease spreading!
petey_vonwho: Also multiple spells with flashback
Voidhawk42: 41 card is secret tech
RobinCandlewick: It's worth playing around
RangerAlpha7: they give you 45 minutes to build a sealed pool and it's never taken me less than like 30
ekplayscards: imagine reading? what are words?
A_Dub888: !findquote read cards
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TXC2: Reading is tech after all
jamwno: My biggest leak in sealed is not taking enough time to make the best deck
Strebenherz: Unfamiliar with the set still ish, so thank you for reading the cards
TehAmelie: Squillem does sound like a wizard name
TXC2: 2nd green source
Mangledpixel: Squillem? I barely know em.
BrowneePointz: one of the most interesting things to me about Reality Fracture, is having no earthly clue where the magic story is going from here
djalternative: I see Dastardly Dwayne is with us today
Mangledpixel: Tethernician
Akaiatana: Because there are two Pias and one makes thopters, I dub the red one Automata Pia
Mangledpixel: this set has a lot of nice portmantopportunities
BrowneePointz: @akaiatana booo. I love it
TXC2: Akaiatana SlowClap.wav
raulghoulia: Reach creature or Reacher
TXC2: Sad Elf
TXC2: choo choo times
BrowneePointz: green phyrexian negator @loadingreadyrun
wyndhunter: babe wake up new phyrexian obliterator just dropped
Marvoleath: Phyrexian Obliterator
KingOfDoma: That goes hard with Maze's End decks
BrowneePointz: err obliterator*
TXC2: bold trade from Opp
perlvision: very bold
WiJohn: Either they forgot death touch or they're playing 4D chess
LucasTheDrgn: ancestral fblthp
TXC2: there's a cheevo for X= 5 with Fbtlhp
Akaiatana: Flunges just smack.
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northos: @TXC2 I wish there was one for X=12
TheOneInquisitor: Wonder what got them going so greedy with the mana
TheOneInquisitor: Oh thats big
torar89: wow big hydra
TXC2: can't go to the dome
Marvoleath: creature or pw only
BrowneePointz: creature or Planeswalker
DrMagnify: damage doesnt go upstairs
Bruceski: creature or planeswalker
perlvision: no dome
Desdae: Damage can't dome
Akaiatana: *Downing Pool voice* Make a body draw a card. Make a body draw a card.
Marvoleath: It becomes a copy of your creature
BrowneePointz: we kinda what that dead asap
Marvoleath: until eot, iirc
BrowneePointz: want*
torar89:
value 
ThanhtTheBoss: If they trade, they couldn't hall of echoes.
perlvision: that's rude?
torar89: is saying gg when you win rude?
perlvision: it was a good game
TXC2: perlvision yes, the loser says GG first
Paage: Loser has to go gg
Marvoleath: @torar89 some consider it if your opponent didnt do it fiers
Marvoleath: first*
Natural_Ones_Only: Being Nice from a position of winning
perlvision: AH shit im an ass..... i just genuinely say gg as nice
torar89: ah the more ya know
BrowneePointz: it can come off showboat
BrowneePointz: showboaty
perlvision: seriously the more you know, thanks yall
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i cant help it if people take it as rude
dolphgrim: Kathleen, you're supposed to Spam 'good game' the moment you realize you are superior. Could it be turn 1? Who's to say? 😉
LucasTheDrgn: needs a "you fought valiantly" emote
ChillyCru: report opponent for not saying GG
heyyoudummy: please bring this up more often, i think it needs to be talked wider
snowyowlly: I think that one's more defensible because of how even it was and that it wasn't premature
Natural_Ones_Only: What about if your op is Voxy
Marvoleath: I feel like people are overreacting, unless you absolutely blasted them, it's fine
perlvision: yeah we need more emotes, we need a quality GG and a sarcastic GG
TXC2: so IN PERSON, you might gage from body language that the winner saying GG first is fine, On Computer, you don't have that info
XavusGaming: I don't think it would change things. People would still read it as sarcastic if they want to.
djalternative: You're allowed to win GG against Voxy
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @XavusGaming yeah thats my feeling too
TehAmelie: the funniest move if someone goes GG while winning is to take it that they are conceding
WiJohn: It says draw a card
BrowneePointz: oh snap I didn’t realize they made a new red cantrip
TXC2: TehAmelie for me, a GG is ALWAYS a concession
ChillyCru: Tap Tap Concede topic: Arena emote/chat etiquette
Chronomagistrate: doesn't go dome, alas
TXC2: diversify your threats!
BrowneePointz: bin and draw 2 with it
TXC2: invest in your threat portfolio
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torar89:
discarding cards castable from gy
Natural_Ones_Only: Fun thing is I think there is a thing in the set that turns pws into instants
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BrowneePointz: oh no gecking wrecko
RobinCandlewick: Oh hey that vision works even from exile
Bruceski: @ChillyCru I've seen people rage about "that laughing dog" but I'm the only person I've seen with it and I only use it to respond to people who try to emote flex.
Natural_Ones_Only: Acumen is sorcery
TXC2: it's better as a blocker
WiJohn: Combo!
djalternative: it makes the surveil free though
perlvision: i really am fascinated by the arena etiquette, need to go deeper into this another time. feel it needs to be talked about more for sure as newer folks like myself might not know it all
ChillyCru: @Bruceski I use the Karn holding back Jaya rage emote when people are being rude
AugmentingPath: it's kinda infinite, but not in the "let's you do it more than once a turn" way
BrowneePointz: and it’ll get haste
Andymonium: and it'll get haste from gallia
BrowneePointz: from Gallia
torar89: gallia putting in work
idontgetmyrealname: @ChillyCru I just fleem at rude people. You slow play? Toss the fleem at em. Early GG? Fleem em boys
TXC2:
counter spells: the Capitalism of MtG
loufghyslaufey: Sup...! Wait. Ah, I see. They empowered a Jace. That's why the token looks like that...
loufghyslaufey: Right....
Natural_Ones_Only: op is in magical christmasland
TXC2: and we're about to Oogie Boogie them
Andymonium: oh look it's: The Villain
TXC2: this problematic
torar89: sick planeswalker deck
snowyowlly: wow this is a ridiculous sealed pool
ChillyCru: @idontgetmyrealname Sparky stares at deck or hand are my favourites for ropers. Fleem is funny
AugmentingPath: seems like perhaps the villain is strong in this format
djalternative: does echoverse fulcrum exile planeswalkers as well?
loufghyslaufey: (Cackling) Ahahahahaha!
TheOneInquisitor: Well that was scary for a brief moment
TXC2: !card the echoverse ful
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loufghyslaufey: OW! THAT HURT! Why are you so Mean!?
exeJayce: not me only half paying attention and hearing "no more big jace" and got so confused for a second LOL
TXC2: djalternative nope, only creatures
Paage: He sounds like a tool
djalternative: it's almost BBC RP
Andymonium: full send first?
loufghyslaufey: I will come back! Whoever you are! (I'm parodizing a "variant" of Jace in the chat's backdrop, atm)
TheMerricat: Full send then kill anything that makes it?
AugmentingPath: taking two counters off jace means he can't keep looping (maybe, hopefully)
loufghyslaufey: Or? OR...? Let NOT- attack me...??
TheAetherParadox: Hey Kathlene. I just wanted to thank you for getting into magic like... 15+ years ago. Your skits made magic so fun. And I always looked forward to releases. I fell out of magic in college for my studies, but it is so cool that yall are still out here doing the thing. Tell the squad they helped some kid from New Jersey find joy. @loadingreadyrun
loufghyslaufey: OW! Stop! That's not fair!
Andymonium: \o/
Desruprot: seems what was ordered was more Jace
loufghyslaufey: I get a turn bedore you attack me!!
TheOneInquisitor: UH OH
Akaiatana: Automata Pia time
TheOneInquisitor: Surely they can mill themselves out though
loufghyslaufey: *before!
loufghyslaufey: Be FOUR!
TXC2: 2nd time we've seen green obliterator in as many games
TheAetherParadox: P.S. you better not lose.
torar89: crazy op deck
loufghyslaufey: Haha! YES! fight! Fight! Bite you for SIX!
heyyoudummy: cheers from Texas, AetherP!
TheMerricat:
Why does OP's deck have all 10/10 creatures and all of ours are 1/1? 
loufghyslaufey: Ow.
northos:
it's about sending a message 
torar89: the double way enchantments has been brutal
djalternative: how many extra cards have they drawn vs us?
Marvoleath: !card tenured tethermage
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loufghyslaufey: Muahahahaha! I get to throw hands at you!
TheOneInquisitor: No more planeswalker redirection rule, sad
djalternative: they gain life every turn which hurts
TheOneInquisitor: Having way of paradox and mentor is a surprisingly strong combo
kristian_fischer: Hello Kathleen and remote Graham. What is this, some kinda reality fracture or something?
loufghyslaufey: All the lands! All the land! OW! Ugh!
ChillyCru: discard to damage jace
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
TheOneInquisitor: Jace dies as a state based action before those things trigger yeah
exeJayce: so much violence against Jace makes me glad I didn't keep that spelling like I wanted to LMAO
TehAmelie: yep, Graham got stuck in the echoverse
darkpks2: love the faded card backs
loufghyslaufey: Wait- No! AHH! Grrr!
TheOneInquisitor: State-based actions are pretty lethal
kristian_fischer: "That goes Jace?" - Things Magic Players Say
TheAetherParadox: Do you guys think youll be sending a champion into the Spell Slayers YouTube Channel? All the other icons have been there. You cant let Prof beat you 🤣
TXC2: ooofa doofa
AugmentingPath: well... at least it's legendary?
ChillyCru: That no blocks and move on to next game
djalternative: op's deck is stupid
WiJohn: @AugmentingPath Even more mill protection!
ChillyCru: take
TheOneInquisitor: @TheAetherParadox But who WOULD be that champion
AugmentingPath:
@WiJohn 
loufghyslaufey:
My pieces are bigger then yours!(board) 
WiJohn: Their deck is sweet
djalternative: we could maybe get face yourself?
dolphgrim: Hi Kathleen! Did you listen to the Reality Fracture story at all? Or only read it? I had a harder time listening to the audio book this time around...
wyndhunter:
Opponent has what feels like an old block constructed deck for a draft 
TheOneInquisitor: @djalternative I dont think there is one in this deck
djalternative: oh. we cut that? I missed it
TXC2: "the last big thing" has an odd ring to it compared to "next"
heyyoudummy: that TTC is great!
TheAetherParadox: Tap tap concede is still going !?!? How many episodes are there by now?!
loufghyslaufey: Hey! NO FAIR! You can't fight me with myself!
Thadrin46: @dolphgrim I found the audio version really slow. I read it instead to save time.
Kumakaori: a L o T
A_Dub888: Everytime I hear "Face Myself", I keep thinking of Persona 4
Marvoleath: at least 3
loufghyslaufey: Hahahaha! Free! I'M FREE AGAIN!
northos: time for does lrr still make tap tap concede dot com
TheAetherParadox: Oh my god 💀
Wyndroses: I wanna make a jace tribal commander deck so badly with the new 4 color one
Kumakaori: F.
torar89: gulp
TXC2: ah the actual number of the devil
djalternative: what the hell is this turn
dolphgrim: Oh Ive seen it, Graham and would also recommend. 💙 I was asking because listening to the audio book's reader's voice interpretation was not as enjoyable as just reading the story myself. 🙂
loufghyslaufey: Bite, Bite, Bite, Fight!
ChillyCru: hit them with the GG
kristian_fischer: Words that nobody likes to hear "we no longer have a blocker for their 9/9"
torar89: you put up a good fight! ggs
loufghyslaufey: Again, game! Again!
Natural_Ones_Only: There's even a wincon with it!
FauksStarling: @Wyndroses I'm 100% doing it. Jace Superfriends but all his friends are just other Jaces.
Kentosaurus: He has Jace synergy
djalternative: the commander deck is a polymorph theme
Marvoleath: !card Jace, Multiverse Architect
LRRbot: Jace, Multiverse Architect [1WUBR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [4] | At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, they may pay {2}. If they don't, creatures they control can't attack Jaces you control this turn. / [+1]: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. / [−3]: Exile another target planeswalker or creature you control. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature or planeswalker card. Put t…
kumatsu: my brain does not do audiobooks, as soon as I am not paying direct attention it becomes indistinct background noise
TehAmelie: i thought it was 5 color, or is there both?
dolphgrim: I figured Kathleen stuck to the book-book. 😊
TheLadyMakai: ithink there's both
Thadrin46: I should watch the TTC because there's such a grating mismatch between set and story. The set is "mirror multiverse" , the story is something else entirely.
Wyndroses: jace has lowk been my favorite magic character since his war precon deck since it was like my first introduction to magic
FauksStarling: Tam is the card for 5 color planeswalker, Amelie.
Wyndroses: @TehAmelie its only 4
Wyndroses: no green
doubleo21: The audiobook of the story is really good. The reader does an especially good voice for Professor Opal. He nailed the right level of saccharine and awful
djalternative: People ask me how I read so fast and my answer is, "you become a fast reader when you have 24 hours to read 200 pages before you're responsible for $10k+ mistakes"
ChillyCru: The audio story of Reality Fractured is so soothing with the narrators voice that I still haven't finished episode one
Strebenherz:
@djalternative
Chronomagistrate: @kumatsu That's my issue too. Anything I *want* to listen to has to be primary attention otherwise I need to go over it three or four times before it sinks in.
dolphgrim: @ChillyCru Oh wow! I found it jarring. 😧
dolphgrim: I had to stop listening...
SolarBlitz1: It doesn't give toughness buff so would still trade anyhow
ChillyCru: I haven't gone back. I watched TTC to here a synopsis of the story and I'm waiting for Magic Arcanum to do the Cole's notes version
drewm1022: Or we could land cycle and guarantee the land?
dolphgrim: @ChillyCru Reading the story was nice. But listening to it, I thought it was awful. I was actually surprised how stark the difference was...
djalternative: before this game is over, we should give OP a response to the question that is their name.
Wyndroses: Ive never gone to a prerelease but if there was one id wanna go to itd be reality fracture
djalternative: edgar?
loufghyslaufey: @djalternative Nah
maywecomein: i missed it, do jace tokens have voice lines?
dolphgrim: @djalternative OP's name question is invalid. Presents no options. Smh. 😅
maywecomein: oh, well there you go
Wyndroses: what stops ghalta?
DaBlitzmunk: prob how jace sounds in his own head
TheOneInquisitor: It's the same voice Jace had since arena launch or did they change the VA?
djalternative: it was technically Unstable with the first card but I believe Fire Prophecy was the first black boarder card
RobinCandlewick: Quick, hit them with the gg
dolphgrim: Kathleen, I agree with you on the Jace voice. He seems so detached in the parts of the story I read?
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah it doesn't help the 'core set flavour text jace' complex
Wyndroses: I mean its probably more the theorist talking than anyting else
TalpTheScot: maybe he cut out his good voice
EvilBadman: oh no the chair speaks
Wyndroses: yikes
TXC2: he is an illuinoist, so project false confidence is his whole thing
AdamYMHMI: The chair has such a smoooth voice
DaBlitzmunk: invisi-graham
TheOneInquisitor: Well, it does have a boardwipe in it
TXC2: snap mull IMO
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RobinCandlewick: Turn two Fulcrum sends a warning
kumatsu: I'm on the afternoon shift filling draft queues so I'm... just chilling at my desk while I wait
ArtOfStuttering: Yo dawg, I heard you play red, so we put some forest in your forest so you can forest while you uhm.. not forest.
Wyndroses: I became a wiki demon last night and read the jace wiki for his story since idrk how to find the actual sources lol
dolphgrim: @Wyndroses I like this term, "wiki demon" 👀
Wyndroses: yeyeyeye
Wyndroses: tyty for the website tho
Wyndroses: @dolphgrim I use it so much lol, like every game I ever play I use the wiki on
Wyndroses: I AM the wiki demon
dolphgrim: Wizards killed the story website once, I think?
DaBlitzmunk: the multiverse project website makes me so happy as a vorthos. makes dnd righting much easier
DaBlitzmunk: all eight eyes go really big
Paage: Ofc they are fearful
dolphgrim: If they are capable of fear, then they can be turned to the dark side, graham
A_Dub888: Spiders are capable of INDUCING fear, does that count?
TXC2: Spiders have Reach, not Fear, Fear got redacted
Andymonium: Normal Stuff™
maywecomein: "Your honor, permission to treat the witness as undulating?"
00gogo00: is jace gonna be ok
RobinCandlewick: Glad to see Undulating Witness got a job after being Doc Ock's tentacle
TXC2: Jace Became the Flock Cameras of his multiverse
lotusprime24: well don’t have to check on him now.
DaBlitzmunk: for some reason stingerquill gives me Gastal vibes
EvilBadman: your jace probably gonna get hit by a flier next turn
OneHemophiliac: Is Graham the voice of the ghost council today?
djalternative: graham is obzadat, yes.
OneHemophiliac: Just tuned in.
TXC2: Graham is the good shoulder Angel to Chat's Devil
A_Dub888: Grahamzova
raulghoulia: is Graham regular universe Obzedat or Echoverse Niv Mizzet?
loufghyslaufey:
@TXC2 (childish laughter) You can't even begin to guess my real name. Go on! Go on! Guess. Guess. Please guess. Its not what you think. Really. (just a headcanon bit)
00gogo00: you don't even have the mana to face themself
DAC169: they know you have SOMETHING because you didn't use Jace
TalpTheScot: thats so rude
darkpks2: sick art on grim repriser
EvilBadman: @00gogo00 the artifact
00gogo00: yeah that's still only 6
SageOfSquirrels: Always attack Jace in his smug lil' face
loufghyslaufey: Its like being that, one... "Runkle Stunkle" Stank Guy. (laughs) You'll never guess it.
SageOfSquirrels: He knows what he did to deserve it
brainbosh: Does one of their creatures have empower?
djalternative: there might be a window to use bloodline recolector if you hold full control?
00gogo00: @djalternative there is, but I don't think she has the mana
GredGredmansson: we won't have the mana to use it
Paage: That's some powerful magic!
djalternative: ah. we used the book. nevermind then
loufghyslaufey: @SageOfSquirrels Jace*: *Approaches opponent at blink speed*: "Oh! OH! I'd love a fun game of tag! Here, friend! I'M IT." (flicks)
RobinCandlewick: It might not since they don't die until the end step
maywecomein: oh, so it won't prepare?
GredGredmansson: well no because don't they go away at the beginning of the end step
00gogo00: they probably should have blocked lol
dolphgrim: So, regarding the 'fractured Jace' aspect of this story, I have not read the entire story yet, but I would like to know if Alison Lührs did research on Dissociative Identity Disorder, (formerly multiple personality disorder). My partner has DID and there's a lot of parallels in Jace's trauma response (minus the multiversal cataclysm and villainy...👀). It's a very real topic often misused in media which can be tough.
brainbosh: That costs them 3 life to use, so I doubt it will do them any good lol
SageOfSquirrels:
@loufghyslaufey 
loufghyslaufey: (Jace's fingers send you flying through a wall, breaking on impact. Only when you come to the next moment the first thing you feel is a chill up your spine.)
djalternative: they can make it 8/0
TXC2: Alison strikes me as the kind of person do to that level of research
SolarBlitz1: They can pump 3 times, so a 6/2
djalternative: look, we've seen OPs do it on early access before.
00gogo00: they can make it a 6/2
SolarBlitz1: 2 pumps on this attack
public_key_reveal_party: Math is for blockers and we are unfortunately blockers here
SageOfSquirrels: @loufghyslaufey aT LEAST i HAVE FRIENDS. *Returns to the Conclave with his Squirrels*
djalternative: Okay. it's 2pm which means I need to be off. have a nice rest of the day, all. Catch you in the vod.
SolarBlitz1: Emberling and twin is 7?
brainbosh: oh theyre dead
TXC2: so long djalternative stay safe
dolphgrim: Damn. Graham is going full "guy in the chair diffuse the bomb"
perlvision: WOW
darkpks2:
RobinCandlewick: It's just like the old Magic:The Puzzlings
Andymonium: let's GOOO
WrightJustice:
Am I late?
darkpks2: is this the set i start playing rakdos
Marvoleath:
dolphgrim: "Now Bond..."
GredGredmansson: theyma die, thank you forever
Paage: This is limited
petey_vonwho: OP: surely they don't have a 3/3 haste creature...
WiJohn: The polite thing to do is spam your move
Spritz_T: he saw the line and it opened up our mind, he saw the line
durketh:
FauksStarling: Gotta use a timeout to plead for mercy.
Grimnus: Never didnt have it
darkpks2: Voxmancer
perlvision: do we GG now?
Paage: Greed is bad
loufghyslaufey: Come play again!
dolphgrim: OP was waiting for you to GG
TheLadyMakai: gg
BatenicYork: 360 topdeck noscope
lotusprime24: 360 top deck.
TXC2: Cheevo get!
perlvision: unreal
EvilBadman: prob haste
GredGredmansson: oh that was the Face Yourself turn
EvilBadman: oh from face yourself
TheOneInquisitor: Oh hey you're done with red
RobinCandlewick: I still need that, better craft a Face Yourself for cheevos
TehAmelie: how often do you get 5 Haste creatures on board the same turn?
TXC2: !time
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Grimnus: Think its a decent keep ya
GredGredmansson: we have t1 and t2 plays
TXC2: TehAmelie I think I did it with Goblins
tsp397: Yeah this seems good
dolphgrim: Imagine playing a goblin on turn 1
dolphgrim: (my perfect day)
darkpks2: greasy ass lether jacket and spikes
lamina5432: took a nap. hows the games been?
petey_vonwho: This hand is a fine keep
loufghyslaufey: @TehAmelie Jace(child variant): Ooh! Ooh! I Know!
loufghyslaufey: I know! ME!
TXC2: lamina5432 some wins, some losses, long games either way
GredGredmansson: never punished
Grimnus: Never punished lets go
loufghyslaufey: Jace: Me! Me! PICK ME!
TXC2: loufghyslaufey can you stop please, the bit has passed
dolphgrim: Go Kathleen, go! Get them!
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tyrantcorporation: keep up pressure i think
dolphgrim: What is the prepped spell?
BatenicYork: i'd use the prepared spell, then Twinned Vision on their turn depending on what they play
WiJohn: Twinned vision discarding tech seems okay
GredGredmansson: deal 1 damage
darkpks2: rokdos signature bottle throw
GredGredmansson: we're drawing 2 cards though, plus one next turn
drewm1022: Could cycle to make sure we can bestial incursion. Not sure that's correct but something to consider.
GredGredmansson: i like twinned into dumping tether technician
drewm1022: There's only two creatures over there, face yourself might not be all that cool.
Wyndroses: now they have 3! lol
drewm1022:
Nevermind. 
TheOneInquisitor: BUTTFIGHTING
lotusprime24: it’s E Honda.
TheLadyMakai: Ghalta, friend of Betor
Wyndroses: it makes the voxmancer a 2/2 no? or is it only creatures you control
GredGredmansson: double ghalta across the sky
TXC2: Wyndroses it's only their creatures
Wyndroses: ahhhk
TheOneInquisitor: That would be lethal I think
Wyndroses: YOU CAN FACE YOURSELF YOURSELF????
GredGredmansson: i think this is lethal
WiJohn: Flunge!
TXC2: "I see your double ghalta, and I raise you a double ghalta"
TehAmelie: Ghalta stuffed Ghalta, or Ghaghaltata
GredGredmansson: no i think we are 1 damage off if they even trade
Marvoleath: 33 trample damage, right?
Marvoleath: minus 14
DAC169: attack all - 33 damage. 14 block health. total damage 19
GredGredmansson: oh wait no this is ltehtal their white ghalta is tapped
TheOneInquisitor: They have not 20 toughness
TheOneInquisitor: It's a lethal flunge bay bee
Marvoleath: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #5987: "Chat's telling me about averages, like I know how to do math." —Serge [2019-04-13]
RobinCandlewick: Oh yeah the tether guy did 5 damage as well thanks to Ghalta
lotusprime24: full send.
MommaGart:
why be cautious when you can kill them?
TXC2: we're only on 1 loss? could have sworn it was 2
GredGredmansson: YIKES
Wyndroses: is there anything you get by getting 7 wins?
TalpTheScot: pride
TheOneInquisitor: @Wyndroses Satisfaction
Wyndroses: X3
TXC2: Wyndroses a sense of accomplishment
GredGredmansson: that reminds me of that kamigawa prerelease i had where all my rares were Samurais and none of my commons and uncommons were samurais
Marvoleath: why play big creatures, when you can steal big creatures
drewm1022: There's a new Sealed Conqueror cheevo for 7 wins, I think.
EldritchProwler: You kept the creatures for the rest of the game
RatherLargeToad: I want it for The Master, Multiplied
TheOneInquisitor: Face yourself kinda reminds me of that one card in EoE, Mass Mutiny I think?
MommaGart: yippee wahoo! Pokémon Go was a weird mess!
TXC2: on that time LRR did an accutal Journalism
TXC2: ooooo!
Marvoleath: wait, news keep happening? D:
GredGredmansson: jace torrance
lotusprime24: turns out getting someone else’s board is pretty pretty good.
TalpTheScot: at the scalpathon?
XavusGaming: Journalism on the news? What is this?
GredGredmansson: on the draw
TehAmelie: i'm glad he got out of that hedge maze at last but maybe worried
TXC2:
Checkpoint: more actual journalism then CNN
lotusprime24: the Pokémon scalper meltdown is delicious.
exeJayce: I think Checkpoint has more journalism than 99% of US-based networks ngl
exeJayce: I say this as a US citizen
Paage: Trading cards becoming an investment is an depression indicator
TXC2: exeJayce I get all my US news from one guy on Imgur
MommaGart: this Jace guy sure likes making himself everybody’s problem
lotusprime24: @Paage it’s not really much different than the Comic book cover thing or the beanie babies thing.
TXC2: or tulips
boyesie: !card way of the paradox
LRRbot: Way of the Paradox [2G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Paradox enters, empower Jace 5. / Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, you gain 1 life. You may play an additional land this turn.
RobinCandlewick: Even the daydream where all my toes fall off?
GredGredmansson: did you not see the tagline for this set: "Jace's Solution, Everyone's Problem"
TheOneInquisitor: @lotusprime24 And every day we pray they crash just the same way
Marvoleath: better nutrition?
Paage: Wut
drewm1022: I think I would double block the thing that grows with them having only one card in hand.
FauksStarling: I don't think Graham would create an echoverse to begin with...
TheOneInquisitor: TBH I dont think it will go as badly, I think the comic book covers thing almost bankrupted marvel when it went poof
MommaGart: Changing his wife’s height in his AU is actually so embarrassing of him
lotusprime24: he made her Jeskai!
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor that was because they were overextended on loans trying to monopolise the distribution system of comics
GredGredmansson: the fact that he "fixed" Vraska by making her as non-Vraska as possible makes me sick to my core (compliments to Alison Luhrs)
Paage: Jace just wanted to live in an anime
TXC2: Jace killed the part of himself that cringes, but did it wrong
XavusGaming: To be fair is Jace even capable of not being cringe even when he's aware that he is?
lotusprime24: @TheOneInquisitor to be fair The Pokemon Company will probably be fine.
Robot_Bones: 'Bears' mention
GredGredmansson:
Wolfii_TV: Jace just made his own Isekai?
TheOneInquisitor: Didn't the theorist actively say he didn't input any parameters for vraska or am I misremembering
public_key_reveal_party: Absolute power corrupts absolutely for you, skill issue really
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Marvoleath: At least he didnt consider the WaVraska 'his Vraska'
MommaGart: Graham is the first guy who could make the Torment Nexus safely.
Wolfii_TV: hes already corrupt
TXC2: Power doesn't corrupt, it reveals
Vonbane: why is Graham a disembodied voice? just curious
SolarBlitz1: Those people were fools for thinking they were above the gods, and thus fell to hubris. Not me, I'm built different. Better. Maybe better than the gods.
TalpTheScot: ill believe it till proven otherwise
FauksStarling: @MommaGart Why does this feel like a CommodoreHustle skit?
OneHemophiliac: Graham's universe: "It's the bears, it's always been bears"
TheOneInquisitor: Forcing mono red, what are we, james Turner
TXC2: Vonbane he's feeling a touch under the weather, and is staying home just incase
GredGredmansson: why did you something something obvious joke
Vonbane:
@TXC2 thank you 
JunieJazz: Oh no, Graham's power has begun to manifest
TheOneInquisitor: @Vonbane Greenscreen suit, watch, he's waving rn
TXC2:
Don't gaslight chat Graham! they're not smart enough for it
GredGredmansson: DeVeregelion
public_key_reveal_party: So is the silverquill voxmancer basically prodigal pyromancer but more balanced?
TXC2: this combo....again
TheLadyMakai: Feel better soon!
TalpTheScot: guy in chair is a magic card
dolphgrim: god I love a good cardigan in the fall... #streamofthought
GredGredmansson: SUCKS
lotusprime24: can’t win em all
Thalx__: middle aged? Kathleen you're only 25
GredGredmansson: i have to say the altart marwyns are hilarious, both of them working on the same tree at the same time
FauksStarling: Kathleen, you might need to go see if James is in the office. You're a bit land cursed this run.
OneHemophiliac: Y'all should see how much they want for my fire and earthquake insurance (socal based)
WiJohn: I am amused that the mentor deck is the only one that's beaten you
Vonbane: isn't an island just a mountain that flooded?
GredGredmansson: a THIRD Way
TheOneInquisitor: OMG
public_key_reveal_party: Aww
WiJohn: Kitty!
MommaGart: You get a lot of Earthquakes there?
TheOneInquisitor: BAXTER
TXC2: Kitty!
FauksStarling: Kitty!
TheLadyMakai: aww kitty!
A_Dub888: so eepy
lamina5432:
exeJayce: aww, kitty! unexpected cat tax ftw
SolarBlitz1:
Kentosaurus: so fluffy
TalpTheScot: a good lad
TalpTheScot: i too have a fluffy cat that wants to be around when magic is being played
Paage: This is content
TXC2: Baxter: the cat that is 110% Floof by volume
TheOneInquisitor: His tail is going to stay with me for a while it's preposterous really
exeJayce: jeez the -11 was unnecessary LOL
GredGredmansson: my dream for this format is that I can make Black Loot work
GredGredmansson: wasn't ther an Innistrad Midnight Hunt card that did something similar
WiJohn: Two rude dudes with 'tudes
GredGredmansson: we can adept onto itself, and it will have haste ye
TheOneInquisitor: I assume the flavour is that you're mind controlling the walkers so it's not important how loyal they are
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor some of the Jace shards are fighting the main Jace
TheOneInquisitor: @TXC2 No I mean for Sanctum Lurker
WiJohn: Seems good
TXC2:
oh
GredGredmansson: that rat can't possibly be that important
TheOneInquisitor: Surprised they didnt chump with the rat maybe they have plans for it
TheOneInquisitor: Ah that was the plans
MorganteMaggiore: is graham stuck in the liminar closet again?
NonchalantAvenger: howdy
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore yes, he's Staying home just in case he's sick
NonchalantAvenger: is that voice G's future ghost?
WiJohn: Sacking the insurgents seems to cute
TXC2: hello NonchalantAvenger welcome
GredGredmansson: attack first?
TXC2: NonchalantAvenger hopefully it's Current living G's voice
PixelArtDragon: Math is, after all, for blockers
GredGredmansson: barkov!
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 oh dang... unless you mean sick as in "too cool to work" haha
WiJohn: Puppy!
MorganteMaggiore: @PixelArtDragon what if in the echoverse math is for attackers?
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore sadly I don't
NonchalantAvenger: @TXC2 lol i meant like Ghost of Chrismas yet to come vibes
TXC2: !quote edgar
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SolarBlitz1: That ability is instant speed too
NonchalantAvenger: play for the win
MorganteMaggiore: bolas be like: oh sure, if you destroy jace you're the hero, if I want to destroy him i'm the villain
GredGredmansson: ooh darklight phoenix
bbblehh: Ah, we've got the invisible Graham today
bbblehh: Hiii
TXC2: hello bbblehh welcome
WiJohn: Can you also activate eddy?
MorganteMaggiore: 3 mana for an 8/8 seems dece
GredGredmansson: 16 toughness
WiJohn: Flunge!
Brozard: gg
GredGredmansson: they might survive but you don't die on crackback
TXC2: send it!
MorganteMaggiore: go to send it phase
NonchalantAvenger: quit playing with ur food kat
JKBalch: Does this count as a flunge?
TXC2: JKBalch yeap
JKBalch:
TXC2: Maths is for winners ?
GredGredmansson: theorix are supposed to be math
TXC2: 2nd Wizard of the day
TheOneInquisitor: @NonchalantAvenger When you think about it, what is an opponent if not a gummy bear, and what are gummy bears for if not playing with food
NonchalantAvenger: 'stay in milk'
PixelArtDragon: In the Echoverse, math is for attackers, and you draft DAERB
GredGredmansson: we saw it used against us
dolphgrim: Graham just told me to "stay in milk" and I need to go talk with my parents/legal guardians. 😧
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 how many warlorks?
GredGredmansson: White Danitha is Heroic, Black Danitha commits Crimes. Flavor win.
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore none, but they are more of an East coast thing
WiJohn: You want land
MorganteMaggiore: @TXC2 i'm more familar with the sorcerers of the midlands
PixelArtDragon: The Echoverse was made by the Inland Barbarians, instead of Wizards of the Coast
TXC2: MorganteMaggiore indeed, I'm having to face Druids these days, living in the Forrest as I am
MorganteMaggiore: lighning hel-axe?
anosognostic: Wicious Werse
NonchalantAvenger: Lighting Helix on a stcik
NonchalantAvenger: stick*
MorganteMaggiore: @NonchalantAvenger two sticks, tecnically
GredGredmansson: i think we twinned vision here
TXC2: Tomik has Flaying and "no gang attacking my husband"
TXC2: *Flying
public_key_reveal_party: Twin tunnel vision
GredGredmansson: we can verse now with the volume
MorganteMaggiore: i'm pretty sure oppo's deck is bananas
perlvision: lol the GG
Paage: Yea no worries
dolphgrim: Kathleen, the deserved to consider that maybe a kind person on the other end of the internet was just being kind. 🤷
dolphgrim: They deserved*
GredGredmansson: RG un it back?
GredGredmansson: double landcycler in red
WiJohn: Heartstring puller is great
MorganteMaggiore: i'm pretty sure they create dragons
GredGredmansson: 2x awaken the inferno
SolarBlitz1: I think you mean make a dragon a turn, for the Prodigy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it fixes for white
SolarBrisngr: Mabel + Galia
SolarBrisngr: so good
GredGredmansson: gw dual interesting
WiJohn: Hexhaven battalion is nutty
GredGredmansson: that makes a dragon token
TheLadyMakai: TIL
GredGredmansson: also, in the echoverse there are no carnivorous dinos on ixalan
Marvoleath: there are no carnivore dinos in Echo Ixalan
TheLadyMakai: that's neat!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty phantom Graham.
TXC2: no carnivores sounds like it causes more problems then it solves
GredGredmansson: we have a gw fixing
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, book is now a type?
WiJohn: Check the green, white seems pretty mid
TheLadyMakai: @TXC2 yeah it sounds like there would be alot of overpopukation
GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it was added in SOS, we don't know what it does yet
WiJohn: Oh yeah
Diabore: edgar barkov*
GredGredmansson: green ghalta
GredGredmansson: way of the paradox is lifegain
SolarBlitz1: This pool seems cracked, time to go 0-3
Diabore: theres no removal in green, big creatures can be their own removal but something to consider
WiJohn: I think your red green is good enough to drop the white
SolarBlitz1: Second Ferocity?
GredGredmansson: yeah i think we drop the white
GredGredmansson: what does white get us
MorganteMaggiore: no one expect the second edgar dog
SolarBlitz1: That feels like a Bo3 card
wyndhunter: Karnkeeper Thrull
MorganteMaggiore: he unprepares spells, right?
TXC2: we REALLY need one these that kills landfall
WiJohn: Maybe play blessed hydra and the land cycler?
MorganteMaggiore: or, and hear me out, you play 60 cards
anosognostic: I bet Wrecking Gecko wears Ecko
TXC2: Guilding Hydra is reverse oroboroid
WiJohn: That gives you 3 cyclers to grab like a plains and the dual
SolarBlitz1: Mabel is a good splash too
wyndhunter: @MorganteMaggiore He makes it so that creatures can't enter prepared, but if they prepare under some other condition he doesn't stop that
GredGredmansson: don't forget the noncreature white cards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 7/7 for 5-6
Wiliart: White Ghalta discount cause of green Ghalta would be fun.
MorganteMaggiore: @wyndhunter yeah yeah, i meant etb prepares, not the "at the upkeep"
WiJohn: His big butt becomes his power with white Ghalta
Diabore: i want to cut all white but the handra
TXC2: WiJohn but only for damage, not for counting as power for Green Ghlata
SolarBlitz1: Are we empowering enough for Way of Paradox?
WiJohn: I'd cut it that seems reasonable
GredGredmansson: yeah way of the paradox probably a cut with 9 left
WiJohn: Combos with Gallia
Diabore: i dont like identity echo in limited
SolarBrisngr: Bloombrute. How much life gain is there?
GredGredmansson: greenhouse is a lot of lifegain
Diabore: flying i think is good enough
Diabore: i dont like it, you have too many low drops
SolarBrisngr: I'd cut bloombrute and bring mabel back
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SolarBrisngr: not enough lifegain
GredGredmansson: heartwood tokens
GredGredmansson: pia makes a thopter
GredGredmansson: heartstring makes a token as well
Diabore: is way of the paradox the only way to empower?
GredGredmansson: oh wait that only works for artifact tokens, not any token, so its not heartstring
WiJohn: Maybe cut some 5s
GredGredmansson: no admittance technically empowers too but yeah
petey_vonwho: Don't think we need 2 Edgar Barkov
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there's a red empower, I thought
Diabore: jaceless behaviour sounds good
JKBalch: We have forsaken Jace, as he intended
WiJohn: Paradox seems not great with no other empower jace
GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth its empower 1 but that's it
TXC2: Jaceless behaviour, the brave new world we have to live in
Diabore: winters like a 3
GredGredmansson: maybe cut way of the paradox
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dolphgrim: Jaceless Behavior <- Complimentary
Diabore: any target does a lot of work
Thalx__: even though winter comes down sooner he's still only a 3/3 with a mediocre ability
SolarBlitz1: There's a bunch of awkward fliers so I like the reach on it as well as potential damage
GredGredmansson: we have plenty of noncreature stuff though
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 4/5 reach, turns any card into shock.
Zeppep_: Do DonDoneDonDoneeDonDoneDonDonee
WiJohn: Twinned vision is harder to cast without blue
SolarBrisngr: Is bloombrute worth it with no life gain?
IcewindBilbo:
double shout out
SolarBlitz1: Maybe remove the gecko?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: how much landcycling do y'all have? cause that's ~1/2 land
SolarBrisngr: and restore with empathy
GredGredmansson: we have 2 landcyclers
GredGredmansson: and the mana rock
SolarBrisngr: mabel coming back seems good with gallia
MommaGart: hey Graham
bbblehh: Hi Graham
SolarBrisngr: Hi Graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @SolarBrisngr and vice versa, presumably.
QuixoticScrivener: Hi Graham!
bbblehh: How are YOU doing
fundabental: good! sad i have to go back to work
Diabore: not bad, happy the archepeligo run is on youtube now
SolarBlitz1: Hi Graham, doing well, getting distracted by this when I should be packing to move house
dolphgrim: The studio remains Graham-haunted
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, Graham, how about that Local Sports team?
Wiliart: Ghost G.
QuixoticScrivener: Good news, I'm allowing you to do my work for me!
Diabore: snap mull
SolarBrisngr: Here for chaotic mornings. That was mine too!
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XavusGaming: Good human things
IcewindBilbo: Hi Graham, enjoying watching some MtG content again. I enjoyed your commander game with Matthew Mercer
Diabore: we dont want to start at 3
Thalx__: i live on the edge
TXC2: I say Mull
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torlynic: your welcome for the sub segway!
WiJohn: Arni or wrecko
TXC2: use them Bezos bucksm he doesn't need them
Diabore: i probably would have done wrecko
Diabore: thats a good trade for us imo
torlynic: she pronounced my name correctly too!!
TXC2: Diabore agreed
MommaGart: Matt is exactly as friendly and personable as you'd hope he'd be
Wyndroses: won my first game on table top sim with my up&coming jace tribal deck !! :3
petey_vonwho: I'm always a sucker for "creature that gives other creature haste" and Gallia also adds a +1/+1 counter. Be still my heart
GredGredmansson: i wanna try draftsim
fundabental: Dweeble
WiJohn: @MommaGart Isn't it nice when people who seem cool don't suck?
Tai114: Killing is Badong
A_Dub888: Weagle
Diabore: @petey_vonwho play her with grumgully, got a stew going
lotusprime24: Matt’s good people.
dolphgrim: Wait. That's Frank Zappa's kid's name?
raulghoulia: Dweezil is Zappas son. His daughter is named Moon Unit
TXC2: no he's an asshole
IcewindBilbo: it was a real worlds collide moment seeing LRR and CR working together
OneHemophiliac: Dwezil Zappa has made music with Tommy Tallorico, therefore he's slime.
GredGredmansson: Thalia is going to be SO confused
dolphgrim: @raulghoulia Fuck. I think I'm living my life incorrectly
Wyndroses: got the reality sculptor 0 loyalty off which was sick
fundabental: could go Magic-themed and use Beeble
Diabore: they are in removal colours
bbblehh: Is it even possible to faze Thalia at this point, she's gotta have seen so much at this point that nothing is a surprise anymore
Wyndroses: BLACK LOTUS
Diabore: how much does awaken do?
GredGredmansson: awaken deals 6 damage, but now it costs 8 mana
WiJohn: @Wyndroses More Green-White actually
lochnessseammonster: cool cool cool
GredGredmansson: 7 mana*
Semaph:
So hyped about those kind of cards. Have always loved Selesnya
Marvoleath: fun fact Kwiat means a bloom or a flower in Polish
bytecaster: How good could that token possibly be though?
fundabental: i think this wins for most expensive real-life token
Diabore: ok so awaken next turn
bytecaster: It's just a triple treasure
TXC2: at 6 mana you too can RAMP!
QuixoticScrivener: wrecking gecko then?
Semaph:
@Marvoleath What does Kwiatkowski mean?
Wyndroses: @WiJohn X3 trueeee
Diabore: option c was just grow edgar
MommaGart: Vigorbloom is an OC if I've ever seen one. "UMM ACTUALLY my dragon is a SPHINX and uhh they have like a MILLION copies of Black Lotus!"
Tai114: I think you face tank this
Wyndroses: @MommaGart LOLLLL
Wyndroses: jace just like me fr
Marvoleath: @Semaph just a surname related to flowers, can be translated to "of flowers"
fundabental: whose face is that?
MDHWrites: I have come in during a moment that doesn't look great for us.
GredGredmansson: i think we chump this turn
TXC2: someone the artist knows probably
Semaph:
@Marvoleath Nice, think the name fits the cyclist That's a nice thing to learn!
Diabore: why does kwia have vigilance, it seems like too much
lotusprime24: legally distinct lotus for copyright reasons.
GredGredmansson: i wonder, if they have the revival spell
fundabental: in the echoverse, Lotus sacrifice you
TXC2: vigilance the THE Green/ White Keyword
Wyndroses: @Diabore you can block and the lifelink gives you lotus on opponents turn(?)
Wyndroses: @TXC2 this too lowk
SolarBlitz1: Two ghaltas away from their starting life total
lotusprime24: you can do it once per turn not once per your turn.
Wyndroses: ^
Thalx__: is a 6/6 flying lifelink vigilance ward 2 creature that makes lotuses good, and if so why
Wyndroses: its value
Wyndroses: value = good
Wyndroses: X3
Diabore: @Thalx__ yes, why is everything you said
fundabental: lol
Diabore: wut
TXC2:
it is, but this is 6 mana, so it's not
lotusprime24: @Thalx__ at least she’s also expensive (this is sarcasm)
Diabore: oh
GredGredmansson: yeah
TXC2: Op I have questions
WiJohn: Ah
Tai114: Still got all these!
bbblehh: Everything is progressing
dolphgrim: 'I'm being toyed with...which is fine' <- me, terrified of confrontation
fundabental: OP is at level REL:Huh?
TXC2: "everything is progressing" "including my foot in your ass?!"
grimkingxx: is it tho
Diabore: the problem is we die on board
bbblehh: Does the Hydra have a point of toughness innately
TXC2: "34 to 5, a close game here at the Super bowl..."
Diabore: @bbblehh nope, 1/0
bbblehh: Darn
Fluffy776:
tsp397: But one more is James' thing
Wyndroses: ripppp
Fluffy776:
fundabental: tahnks for playing!
lamina5432: have a good day you two
Dromos_GHG: there were some epic games
Diabore: i think we needed to discard the creature and keep the land
Kid_Amn: their presence is a present
Chenderle: Thanks for the games
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't know if you know this Kathleen, but Graham is James's boss...
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Graham
MommaGart: goodbye Kathleen and Van Man Graham!
Mai_Andra: and disembodied spoopifer
dolphgrim: The *cherished* James Cameron appearance
TXC2: !patreon
Fluffy776:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ty, all!
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Marvoleath: CK, hopefully not too much ruined by the recent acquisition
TXC2: !dragonshield
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Semaph: Those new dragonshield sleeves (copper/green) are sooooo great!
bbblehh: Byebye
Wyndroses: BYEBYE!!!!
Semaph: They fit so well with elves themed decks
dolphgrim: Bye, Kathleen! Thank you!
TXC2: Marvoleath indeed, maybe they'll cover that on the next TTC
Semaph: Byeee
bbblehh: Hihi
TheLadyMakai: bye Kathleen!
Wyndroses: hello cameron!!!!!
Kid_Amn: whaddup it's ya boi C-Lizzle
TXC2: Hello Cameron
Dromos_GHG: Cam Time!
TheLadyMakai: hi Cam!
torlynic: hi cam!!!
Wyndroses: Hello James!!!
TXC2: Hello James
dolphgrim: Hi, Cameron! We're so glad you're here!
TheOneInquisitor: Oh damn a wristrest
Dromos_GHG: Oh a James!
dolphgrim: Also, hello James
QuixoticScrivener: Cam and James, do either of you strongly identify with a Ravnican guild?
TheOneInquisitor: I was going to say 'whoa, cardboard with text' but its not cardboard huh
Wyndroses: haiii!!!
torlynic: hi james!!
TheOneInquisitor: THE GHOST OF GRAHAM STILL HAUNTS US
Wyndroses: secret disembodied graham
lochnessseammonster:
ThanhtTheBoss: There's some discounts with Ghalta and Winter.
TalpTheScot: its like hes still with us
bbblehh: The ghost of Graham is haunting the Moonbase
bbblehh: Bye Graham hope you feel better soon
TXC2: o7 G
Wyndroses: graham should host gamechanger "I've been here the whole time!!!"
TheLadyMakai: Bye Graham feel better!
SolarBlitz1: It's a sick pool, so I did predict us going 0-3
TalpTheScot: hahaha
TXC2: PULL UP
Semaph: lol
Wyndroses: feel better graham!!
Chenderle: lol
Diabore:
TheOneInquisitor: KENJI NO
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undecided44: Pull up! Pull up!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hooray! I love the ground!
Diabore: cant even stream snipe him, hes doing youtube content
Dromos_GHG: So when you win it will be even more amazin
Semaph: See this as an opportunity to finally beat him
XavusGaming: Welcome to Kenji's Youtube grind
Marvoleath: James is much louder than Cam, and I dont think it's just the yelling
TheOneInquisitor: Only uphill from here
dolphgrim: Time to negotiate
Kid_Amn: just a straight up player hater
petey_vonwho: He's doing this for youtube
Wiliart: He might be recording for the tubes.
Marvoleath: thx!
TalpTheScot: how much does he want to be on a PPR again
TXC2:
loving MtG? 
TheOneInquisitor: He's about to pulverise you and you can't even beg him to stop
Diabore: kenji stockpiles videos for youtube during early access
thedepthandbreadthofseth: to be fair, I think combined there's a serious chance y'all are worse than as individuals.
Chenderle: mirror match
Arboille: He’s recording YouTube rn he said
dolphgrim: Things he's better than lrr...
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Mr_Horrible: we believed ourselves a powerful civilization
TehAmelie: i'm not sure he's recording you. . .
TheOneInquisitor: You could make a heartwood play a 2/2
Diabore: heartwood is untapped so you can heartwood and 2 drop
TheWooglie: the mirror?
TalpTheScot: yes
Chenderle: uh oh
TalpTheScot: yes you are
Diabore: nope
Diabore: you dont have kiora
Diabore: oh no, could have heartwooded and then killed
Wyndroses: ^
TheOneInquisitor: Does the wrecko have reach
dolphgrim: @Diabore I am not sure if "heartwood" should be a verb...👀
Diabore: blast dragon sounds good
maywecomein: how much wood would a heartwood wood?
TXC2: blasting them dragons
Wyndroses: if a heartwood could heart wood
Chenderle: oh no
Diabore: he'll run out when youre dead
Kid_Amn: both teams played hard
Diabore: imma snitch in the youtube comments
Wyndroses: 7/2 coming just watch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 7-2 trophy run...
tsp397: To 0-3
Chenderle: time for the 7-0 run
TheOneInquisitor: I don't normally watch Kenji but now I'm tempted to defend graham in the comments
EvilBadman: o7
Marvoleath: 0-2 start to motivate you for the undefeated streak now
SolarBlitz1: 1 year away from retirement too
Diabore: lotta jace running around
TXC2: "tsk tsk tsk, they had one more month before retirement"
Diabore: fwiw you have no amass jace so thatll always be 3
Wyndroses: kathleen was talking about the jace voice too
dolphgrim: Graham said to spam GG whenever possible to assert dominance. Dunno if he told you before he left
TehAmelie: i looked away for a second and we're on another game. it went quickly against Nummy huh
Diabore: @TehAmelie yeah every stable creature we played got removed
TheOneInquisitor: @TehAmelie He had the B and he had the R and the EAD was not needed.
Diabore: PUPPY
TXC2: long,back and forth
TheLadyMakai: been not too bad imo
Wyndroses: I've been having it in the background for most of it X3
Chenderle: bombs seem good
TheLadyMakai: @Wyndroses same
Wyndroses: played a whole commander game on tabletopsim in the meantime lol
Diabore: edgar barkov
Robot_Bones: Naturally
Wyndroses: +2
Diabore: did op do a goof
Diabore: im fine taking another 5 fwiw
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Diabore: it goes to 8
Paage: Shucks
Asassi_:
Great James and Cam costumes Graham and Kathleen
lamina5432: good newwws
Boredering: oof
Bruceski: Instead of Jace we got Jack
TXC2: mom Lilly
TheOneInquisitor: I'll make sure to tell kathleen you two scrubbed out with her deck /s
Mr_Horrible: relic's also very good, worth a splash
EvilBadman: Relic not legendary too
RobinCandlewick: Murder that leaves behind an axe
Mr_Horrible: sorcery speed hero's demise that leaves behind a +2/+
tsp397: Relic is very good
Marvoleath: even better in multiplayer
TXC2: it's like that Equiment we just got in the hobbit set
EvilBadman: oh hi thalia
WiJohn: Gallia's good
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't know that you can say that about a satyr on the internet
WiJohn: Good with graveyard recursion
BenByTheWay: never underestimate basic landcycling
Mr_Horrible: it's a punch you can use a planeswalker for, yeah
Bruceski: Make Jace bite a guy
Wiliart: Planeswalkers can use their teeth now.
Mr_Horrible: notably, relic is a removal spell that is also a permanent
Mr_Horrible: so it can be got with Something Worth Saving
EvilBadman: you have way better kills
GredGredmansson: what are we splashing white for?
WiJohn: If we end up in black white
WiJohn: we haven't looked at the white yest
GredGredmansson: it was 1G normal and 1W flashback
GredGredmansson: this is 1W and 3W
Marvoleath: !card travel prep
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Mr_Horrible: !card travel preparations
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BenByTheWay: how often are you getting white on turn 1? Did we just run out of cards? what about colourless?
Mr_Horrible:
turns out, there's a command to look it up
GredGredmansson: rank rat?
BenByTheWay: oof, thanks for checking anyway
TXC2: any sack outlet for the rat?
EvilBadman: I think you're more likely w/b than g/b but I'm bad at magic
TXC2: any reason not to run the black landcycler ?
RedJackz: what’s the win condition?
BenByTheWay: jundemout?
Mr_Horrible: Trusty Murderchete
XavusGaming: Would you call it an axe-murder?
RedJackz: no life gain synergy cards?
BenByTheWay: aww, I'm glad I got to see happy Koth
RedJackz: you have 2 soulbreakers so life gain is also strong.
SolarBrisngr: Proft is hard to cast
GredGredmansson: ub is the selfmill strat, but Proft can also be removal
BronzePanda: Voxy!
XavusGaming: Well, it worked
Mr_Horrible: she does 99.9% play limited
GredGredmansson: bg i think is using creatures with favorable keywords like trample and deathtouch
Wiliart: Warn Graham that he might get called.
JKBalch: The required Voxy fight. Someone call Graham
BenByTheWay: most of the time proft seems like a bad combat trick but I think would still seem worth running
TXC2: she be hovering
RedJackz: ward is fantastic on that hortimancer btw
XavusGaming: Yeah, attack it
TXC2: yeah, they just keep making pridemates better and better these days
drexciya808: screeching soul breaker is such a name dude
macbody2: Voxy is very exited about your cards...
sharker037: voxy says "stop it please"
GredGredmansson: happy koth everybody
TXC2: Voxy says a lot of thing
Diabore: are you bullying voxy?
Mr_Horrible: "Lands fall; everyone lives"
drexciya808: "I'll never forget the land we lost."
Graham_LRR: oh god does she know it’s you??
TXC2: "put it all on Koth"
TXC2: Graham_LRR yes, James texted
RayFK: @Graham_LRR Your name getting dragged through the mud
RayFK: James started saying other IP
EvilBadman: @Graham_LRR G felt a disturbance in the force, as if one Voxy was shrieking
Diabore: is she calling you?
drexciya808: ggwp
Mr_Horrible: I should check that out, I kinda wanna see Voxy vs Cuno
sharker037: Thalia won the game. Voxy had a Boardwipe, 1 mana off
Invitare: poor Voxy
Mr_Horrible: now now, be nice, James
Mr_Horrible:
"Light work; no reaction" 
lochnessseammonster:
RedJackz: she’s right to be a little salty after that.
TXC2:
oh got rolled, I heard "you got old"
TehAmelie: surely the nicest thing is to give the opponent your best game
RedJackz: ghost council nivvy
lochnessseammonster: same
drexciya808: i want to want to like commander
JoplinCW: true
TXC2: you could play it in brawl
SolarBlitz1: G:HF had the new niv on their episode, it was sick
lochnessseammonster: exactly
Voidhawk42: Swap the commander for a proxied lotus and call it canlander
SolarBlitz1: GLHF*
KeytarCat:
I've been taking watercolors to my commander nights so I don't have to play 
RayFK: I like playing with my literal friends, and that's about it
EvilBadman: @RayFK and me
XavusGaming: I can only play commander with actual friends. Pick up games with randoms are insufferable.
dolphgrim: How can I hate commander more? Asking for a friend (me)
lochnessseammonster:
my friends like it and we so rarely get to play magic but every time is kinda ugh
RayFK: @EvilBadman You would have to show up
RayFK: OOOOOO
EvilBadman: Hey shut up
TXC2: !dbcountdown
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EvilBadman: @LRRbot you shut up too
TXC2:
RayFK: How fucking dare
Diabore: angel does pumpies
RatherLargeToad: Te-yo! Teeeee-yo! Diamonds come and me wanna go home
WiJohn: Hard cast the removal?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, @EvilBadman , are you someone... IRL?
EvilBadman: No, I am a meat popsicle
Diabore: im signed up for 2 prereleases
RayFK: very excited for work prerelease tomorrow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Diabore I did not realize you were discussing a creature type for a moment, and I was seriously troubled.
RayFK: I mean, probably?
RedJackz: unfortunately I’ll be flying to Spain during prerelease season otherwise I would have definitely gone.
Diabore: dang they got 2 charms, thats a good pool
TheWooglie:
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drexciya808:
GredGredmansson: he's a Chud
Diabore: gideon, so oathless
Mr_Horrible: from Chad to Chud
EvilBadman: Looks like you're the chewer
XavusGaming: Nega-Gids doesn't like friends
FauksStarling: He's pretty Goodeon.
MrPipboy3000: Nice to know that in every reality, Gideon sucks
QuixoticScrivener: Gidean, Normal Guy
drexciya808: sweaty af
GredGredmansson:
RayFK: I don't know how many times I have to say this. I don't work on Arena.
GredGredmansson: "no this isn't my old school bully shut up"
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RayFK: I would actively be fucking you over (This is not a power that exists)
A_Dub888: @RayFK you're #wotc staff that means you work on all Magic things
RayFK: Yeah the social media guy knows how games work
Marvoleath:
but the app on my phone is just called Magic, not Arena
MrPipboy3000: Wait, they printed out Arena, and you can play it in person?
ThanhtTheBoss: @RayFK Numbers, numbers, math math math.
TXC2: MrPipboy3000 they sure did, even some of the alchemy cards
GredGredmansson: !card gideon the oathless
LRRbot: Gideon the Oathless [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [3/3] | Ward—Discard a card. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player. / Whenever an opponent activates a loyalty ability, Gideon deals 1 damage to that player.
drexciya808: funny deadlock
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ThanhtTheBoss It's not working. Math harder!!!
TXC2: Gods we hackysacked so much in school
Diabore: basically untouched
GredGredmansson: what do we discard
tsp397: Bloombrute?
Diabore: discarding what?
TehAmelie: we can't all be Yngvi Mackadingding JR
TXC2: Server lag even on the preview day, wild
drexciya808: @Diabore comabt trick
GredGredmansson: !card teyo lightshield expert
LRRbot: Teyo, Lightshield Expert [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Flash / When Teyo enters, target permanent you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature. Put a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I don't know any of these words.
lightfut: But what about second incursion, bestie?
Mr_Horrible: they honestly might draw out at this rate
Diabore: how many cards do they have left?
Marvoleath:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth So "we" is a collective noun...
TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth the world champion of hacky sack (according to an episode of Community i saw)
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth ok, so "We" is what's known as a collective pronoun.....
WiJohn: I think holding up the teyos is good
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TXC2 Me, actively nodding along.
WiJohn: You can sit there forever because they have fewer cards
GredGredmansson: loot count is at 4
drexciya808: deathtouch for defense is really good
Diabore: alfalpha
GredGredmansson: we get two extra blockers too yeah
Mr_Horrible: they can get through with 9 on board right now
Mr_Horrible: well, actually, that was bad math, I forgot the beasts trample
drexciya808: teyos away!
drexciya808: pretty sweet stack
Mr_Horrible: twoyo
Diabore: cleans the board a bit
Mr_Horrible: and now we have a blocker for the snake
Mr_Horrible:
WiJohn: How's their library looking?
Mr_Horrible: and bloombrute isn't a may, iirc
Mr_Horrible: so they gotta be choosey
GredGredmansson: its not a may but it is once a turn
Diabore: i think double block the beast was better, because then we couldve saved the 3/3 blocking the 3/2 and had another cadet around
GredGredmansson: the 3/5?
Diabore: bloombrute is our wincon now
WiJohn: I think the flyer yeah
Mr_Horrible: I'd say the big flier, personally
WiJohn: I would say no, you are on such low life
Mr_Horrible: their harpy deals 2 to us, remember
tsp397: They ping us on attack
Wolfstrike_NL: Do we need to attack if we bank on them drawing out?
CaptainSpam: If they can kill us first, we might have no choice.
drexciya808: dangerous game lol
TXC2: well butts
RedJackz: made a good an an deco
RedJackz: abzan*
macbody2: okay - Cameron tilting is kinda like being bitten by a sheep....
BenByTheWay: gg
CaptainSpam: Flunge for great justice?
macbody2: (thanks Terry Pratchett)
GredGredmansson: hecks heart
TXC2: from hell's heart
LRRbot:
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drexciya808: hahaha
drexciya808: gg ruff
Chenderle: removal still good
Wolfstrike_NL: 12.5% removal
tsp397: But we beat Voxy
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
XavusGaming: Runback city
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cameron and James
Wolfstrike_NL: The only match that matters
Dromos_GHG: and loosign to Kenji doesnt count
drexciya808: Big Truckin'
macbody2: I am so much here for James Cameron Magic...
Jundinator: Hi chat
Jundinator: Did we sealed or draft?
JoplinCW: sealed
GredGredmansson: i thought this echoverse had no bolas
macbody2: except LSV ahah
Desruprot: a relic for a relic
Jundinator: Oh no. Did we face LSV?
EvilBadman: Sealed is guaranteed pool and play, draft needs 7 others to even kick off, during early access that's harder
macbody2: no - lsv always drafts at these.
Desruprot: what a game of all time
drexciya808: big sluggin
GredGredmansson:
Jundinator: THE FLOOD
JoplinCW: 4 in a row?
Desruprot:
TheMerricat: !card lichs relic
LRRbot: Lich's Relic [B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, for each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
RedJackz: is it the curse?
GredGredmansson: stepford liliana
Mr_Horrible: ~~~ a new fasciiiiistic poooooint of vieeeeeeew ~~~
drexciya808: !card heartstring puller
LRRbot: Heartstring Puller [3R] | Creature — Elf Sorcerer [3/1] | Trample / When this creature enters, create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet.
BenByTheWay: "Somewhere there's a monkey" reminds me of bioshock infinite
GredGredmansson: she is friend to ALL animals she couldn't pick just one
lochnessseammonster:
a rat that is very alive
GredGredmansson: she loves taking care of the bunnies and birdies and being perfect
Mr_Horrible: yes, Montressor
Desruprot: that cadet is missing class I guess
drexciya808:
Mr_Horrible: if it dies you can get it back
TheMerricat: Chat why do they get all their cards and we get land?
Mr_Horrible:
so, insurance, at least 
macbody2: Someone should make a supercut of Camerons sounds during this stream. Pleeeeeeease!
Mr_Horrible: sheeeesh
drexciya808: 4th quarter ballin
Mr_Horrible: Party Never Ends!
Tai114: Cameron is displeased.
Tai114: I think the deck is displeased with Cameron.
GredGredmansson: good thing we didn't equip
dolphgrim: I'm just here for the 'Cam fighting for his life' Foley work and I am not disappointed
Mr_Horrible: this is quickly going to become silly
JoplinCW: gallia will singlehandedly get there
RatherLargeToad: How many times can this Satyr die? Let’s find out
drexciya808: GG
drexciya808: lol
Dromos_GHG: got there!
SolarBlitz1: We're freeeeee
lochnessseammonster:
GredGredmansson: never didn't have it
FauksStarling: Never didn't have it.
Mr_Horrible:
Mandatory Party Time 
BenByTheWay: to think you almost cut gallia
Tai114: rewarded
EvilBadman: "Come to my party, goddammit! Stop trashing my invite"
Diabore: never
ContingentCat: nice things about James
GredGredmansson: thanks james for giving us all that mana to cast spells
Tai114: Oh good, James is taking his curse with him
Dalrint: James is pretty okay.
JoplinCW: his flooding curse was not enough to get the lose this time!
ThanhtTheBoss: James is a very handsome person.
macbody2: nice things about James
SolarBlitz1: We can always rely on him to never get stuck on lands
TheMerricat: I hear James is the thinking man's Graham.
Mr_Horrible: he has a great sense of humor and is always a nice chill spot in my day
lochnessseammonster: i hear he's proficient in holes
RedJackz: James’ hat looks funny but his beard looks nice.
Diabore: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
macbody2: @TheMerricat I have clipped that ....
TommyGoodale: James is a person
TheMerricat:
@macbody2
drexciya808: !card peer review
LRRbot: Did you mean: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review; Prudent Fateseer // Peer Review; Semester Foreseer // Peer Review
Tai114: I'd love it if James comes back from the restroom without the P hat like, yeah, he went to go P.
GredGredmansson: happy koth everyone
BenByTheWay: James has always taken the jokes at his expense pretty well. i admire that
drexciya808: ever since he left team rocket James has been pretty cool
Dalrint: When you draft, do you have to draft mana also, or is that just automatic?
macbody2: @TheMerricat I think you can find it under my profile or just search thinking mans Kathleen
TommyGoodale: Koth is pretty cool
Tai114: James seems like someone who would gleefully gush about The Expanse if he had read or watched it.
62MGcobra: see, see what happens when James is gone
GredGredmansson: @Dalrint you get as many basic lands as you want, but you have to draft the nonbasics you want
Mr_Horrible: there was the one from Crimson Vow
TommyGoodale: @BenByTheWay All basic lands are provided in any number you want, but nonbasic land (like two color lands) must be drafted
Desruprot:
Ghoul
GredGredmansson: so the ordinary plains and swamps you do not have to draft
JKBalch: Someone who misunderstood what an Igor was
drexciya808: undead butlers serve forever
Desruprot: @drexciya808 the card Undead Butler doesn't though
JinaMahavira: Koth is a house
GredGredmansson: for anyone who hasn't read the story, the moment showed on Silence The Echo is actually pretty hilarious
GredGredmansson: its basically indiana jones and him shooting that guy with the sword, only instead of a gun its gorgon eye powers
GredGredmansson: its enough the flyer pings
GredGredmansson: ggs
Boredering: gg
Mr_Horrible:
when it works, it works 
drexciya808: @Desruprot yeah I like this blessed ghoul card way better
BenByTheWay: they survived at one there which is funny
GredGredmansson: oh right i suppose lifelink isn't a trigger
GredGredmansson: koth was very happy
torar89: didnt he win ecl?
Diabore: pro tour winner and pro tour runner up
Tai114: Danish magic player
torar89: not just a pro player lol, a winning one
macbody2: Danish Pro player - and pro tour winner
Earthenone: !quote dana
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
Diabore: hes a big jolly fellow
TheMerricat:
For an EA event?
SoylentDoener: current leader in the player of the year race i think
macbody2: He is also very good peoples - and better than his results show.
TehAmelie: it's a somewhat common name in the north
drexciya808: isn't he the guy who shouts "chocobooo" every time it's played lol
macbody2: (fellow dane here=
torar89: @drexciya808 choco! yes haha
Diabore: @macbody2 one game away from being the only player to back to back solo pro tours (kai did back to back but it was a team pt and a solo)
torar89: they had the GW mirror match in finals vs Nathan
SolarBlitz1: ME in the playground:L "I dont even love this swing"
TheMerricat: Chat, there was a comment on Reddit that scared me a bit, someone 'glitched' after this last patch and had a _chat box_, they think at the bottom of the screen. I'm not sure I'm ready for MtGA chat...
macbody2: @TehAmelie But this is early access an invite only event for "names" ...
drexciya808:
@torar89
Diabore: kills us
kumatsu: I'm currently filling draft queues, I'd love to take a nap instead, ngl
Diabore: could you not though?
TheOneInquisitor: What do you do, lots of things it turns out
TehAmelie: probably low odds some other Christoffer Larsen is Magic famous
macbody2: @Diabore And - he is legit one of the best players. His ingame thinking is legendary...
Diabore: @kumatsu send me your login i can crater a few drafts
coriolis_storm:
Apparently, he breaks us
Desruprot: big Garruk
Diabore: !card garruk, veiled butcher
LRRbot: Garruk, Veiled Butcher [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. / +2: Up to one target creature gets −4/−1 until your next turn. / −2: Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you sacrificed a creature this way, create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / −3: Each opponent discards two cards. For each opponent who didn't discard two nonland cards this way, you draw a card.
GredGredmansson: lovely.
Diabore: now hang on
Diabore: feasting on bones? aim higher big man
dolphgrim: Speak for yourself, James
TheMerricat: This seems like it's going to be oppressive rather quickly.
BenByTheWay: wait, why not teyo there/
coriolis_storm: FYI, bones aren’t super nutritious
Diabore: we need angel to not die thats why
Diabore: save it!
macbody2: I mean beating current Player of the year leader and pro tour winner Christoffer .... that s a *win*
drexciya808:
Diabore: well good news, that was getting us anyway
Diabore: lol, lmao
TheMerricat: mana value
GredGredmansson: OH.
Desruprot: oh no green Kraken
torar89: eeew the kraken
drexciya808: breh
RixtonSnek: welp
Desruprot:
JinaMahavira: bum ba bummm
BenByTheWay: planeswalkers are powerful it turns out
Marvoleath: should have killed Loot, as a message
Desruprot: especially mythic ones
Diabore: wonder if he had the green garruk too or if black garruk was a half pair
GredGredmansson: not necessarily
Diabore: he could, theres a chance he just got one
XavusGaming: In sealed, yeah, I believe so
TheOneInquisitor: It's like a 50% chance
dreezebreeze: in the pack, yes
GredGredmansson: you get 3 "paired" cards per pack, with 2 of them being from the same pair
XavusGaming: Unless he got the 1 of 3 unpaired
Diabore: there is matches but you get 3 seeded, a full pair and half a different pair
GredGredmansson: like how we got white lili but not black lili
GredGredmansson: but we have both teyos
boyesie: Is this sealed or draft?
Diabore: sealed
GredGredmansson: sealed
TheOneInquisitor: I think if you see opponent with half a pair its always gonna be smart to play around the other half
Marvoleath: Kathleen got 2 white and 1 black Lili earlier
Marvoleath: in her pool
GredGredmansson: that's what that 6 mana colorless sphinx is too
bytecaster: What if your faceless bully was an enforcer at university
EvilBadman: Jace's Wayside School sure is a nightmare
GredGredmansson: it makes sure no one leaves the folioplex unless you learned "correctly"
TheOneInquisitor: I mean this is the evil military school so yeah someone is definitely working through something here
ContingentCat: oh god yeah
Tai114: In Minecraft
Diabore: @TheOneInquisitor yeah something to keep in the back of the mind, but hard to play around knowing they have another planeswalker
drizztnailo: good save
Semaph:
Love the new black Garruk
TheMerricat: Look from what I've learned about Jace from osmosis from others, he was a geek who wanted his quiet time.
undecided44: Hey! Ho! *hrgch*
bytecaster: Live Laugh Liliana combos with creatures so its fine
Diabore: cmon plains
Diabore: theyre trying to get F6 value
undecided44: Except when I was university it was someone playing "The Verve Pipe" on a discman
GredGredmansson: he can sound like whatever he wants
drexciya808: live laugh liliana
Spinballwizard: It is now
GredGredmansson: oh that's a great nickname for white lili
XavusGaming: I do love "Live Laugh Liliana" yes
GredGredmansson: honestly this set is chockful of new nicknames
GredGredmansson: echo liliana does not love
Desruprot: Lilliana Laugh Love
dolphgrim: Voice Actor prompt for Jace: you're super smart and are doing evil things
GredGredmansson: i love Happy Koth and Chud
TehAmelie: Liliana Liliana Liliana?
EvilBadman:
We don't see nickname podcasts anymore, so we'll never know the providence.
bytecaster: I did get it from you and stole it dastardly, Cam, so feel free to claim it.
Tai114: It's impossible for me to sever "skeet" from the early 00s.
drexciya808: i always imagined Jace sounded like a protoss unit
Desruprot: For Auir!
drexciya808: power overwhelming
Tai114: Vote Man.
Diabore: vote for adam
Joecool190: oh prov, not federal
TehAmelie: @drexciya808 p o w e r o v e r w h e l m i n g
bytecaster: @drexciya808 Jace says we need to construct additional pylons?
Graham_LRR: can’t wait to double vote in October
Graham_LRR: in separate elections!!
TheMerricat: As soon as he called the election didn't all the defectors from the conservative party 'rejoin'?
drexciya808:
@bytecaster I lo o n g f o r c o m b a t
Joecool190: so much fun
ContingentCat: provincial politics in canada are a mess all over, from someone in Ontario
GredGredmansson: it sounds dumb
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does canada have single member districts? Or do you vote for a party? And they get a number of seats
Strebenherz: @Graham_LRR you mentioned earlier you were remote because you weren't feeling well, hope you feel better/get well soon
Diabore: id try to
Mr_Horrible: remember the mantra, Vote Early and Often
ContingentCat: They couldn't put it on the same day? damn
Tai114: Attacking denies a card.
Graham_LRR: @strebenherz thanks!
Desruprot: I like Mail-in Voting
ladyjessica: Ontario had that last year (double voting) and it sucked
ladyjessica: municipal this year though
ContingentCat: I've votes early most the time because I work at the polls most time, yeah it's fun
Dalrint: Yeah but your country wants you to vote.
dolphgrim: Streamers are democracy posting and it's making me sad
Graham_LRR: yes, provincial is during DB
Tai114: WA state voting by mail is nice since I have lots of time to do pre-vote research on all the people running.
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (30 days from now)
undecided44: We just get everything on the same ballot... local school bond approval, state constitutional amendment, us senate, circuit court judge, county soil and water conservation commisioner... you know, all things of the same importance
Graham_LRR: results will come in during Nightwatch
Mr_Horrible: I like by mail because it's easy to cross-check candidates and ballot measures in the info packet that way
bytecaster: Oh, we can take the bus to the polls!
211 raiders from MTGGoldfish have joined!
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: welcome raiders
Graham_LRR: (overlay didn’t make the raid noise)
Dog_of_Myth: Seth, better known as SaffronOlive
bytecaster: MTGGo to the pollsldfish
Smirking_Bear: Hello my fellow Canadian magic nerds
Dalrint: Don't be a goldfish, remember to vote!
TheOneInquisitor: Magic the Gather at the Polls
Diabore: @Dog_of_Myth spbkaso
TehAmelie: i find it funny Sweden had an election season come and go in between Canada's (don't even mention how long it goes in the States)
dolphgrim: Cameron trying to outdo Hilary's Pokemon Go debacle
Smirking_Bear: Are you being stomped like seth was ? Lol
Marvoleath: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
freesh_avoca_do: yay magic!
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, Given the prevailing international political winds driving Canada to consider and/or embrace closer economic and strategic ties to the European Union, I have to ask the question: raccoon or squirrel?
TehAmelie: so fast, there's still campaign posters up two weeks after
Dalrint: Six and two?
Diabore: @Smirking_Bear little bit, kenji and christoffer larssen stomped us, we stomped voxy
Diabore: stompings all around
TheOneInquisitor: They started with getting squashed by kenji in three minutes, so it's only been uphill
Diabore: hi paul
GredGredmansson: !card prophesied end
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
Desruprot: Kenji has a little more practice he was on TCC
bytecaster: hi paul
Smirking_Bear: Who doesn't Kanji murder in magic ? Lol
ThanhtTheBoss: Hi Paul!
TehAmelie: hi Paul!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh hi Paul
Anubis169: a wild Paul appeared
drexciya808: o7
tsp397: Hello Paul!
Diabore: he said the thing!
Desruprot: oh hi Paul
ThanhtTheBoss:
dumbo3k:
Hello Paul
coriolis_storm: Hi Paul!
CaptainSpam: It's Paul, everybody! *studio audience applauds*
Strebenherz:
Smirking_Bear: Options ? What are those ?
GredGredmansson:
lamina5432:
CaptainSpam:
Marvoleath: !findquote milf
LRRbot: Quote #9647: "Paul is the MILF of LRR." —Jordynne [2026-08-26]
itsZenegos: heartwood tokens are colorless right? Thats just arena displaying the mana it can produce?
TehAmelie: i remember Paul's "the streamer is present"
TheMerricat: We do.
Anubis169:
well he did do The Streamer Is Online
ThanhtTheBoss: What about Lil?I guess you don't really want to discard either?
Anubis169: and we went nuts for that
ladyjessica: heartwood tokens are red and green
freesh_avoca_do: I'm a big fan of when Paul.
GredGredmansson: !card liliana the faultless
LRRbot: Liliana the Faultless [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
Diabore: sad robot
EvilBadman: Rototanist
GredGredmansson: sad botanist
Anubis169:
ThanhtTheBoss: Oh, requires mana
EvilBadman: robotanist*
Mr_Horrible: !card prophesied end
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
FauksStarling: Truly, a name among names.
ladyjessica: !card hungering puppetbeast
LRRbot: Hungering Puppetbeast [3GG] | Artifact Creature — Beast Construct [5/5] | When this creature enters, create a Heartwood token. / {1}, Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. It gains your choice of trample, hexproof, or haste until end of turn.
TehAmelie: a bunch of famous players have ground our face into the dust, so that's positive, right?
Diabore: another??? gavin!
Smirking_Bear: OnlyScreechers
Mr_Horrible: humming soulbreakers perhaps
Strebenherz: liliana the stop punching yourself
Anubis169: yeah but that't make it Howling Holebreakers and that violates phrasing laws
GredGredmansson: canon event
bytecaster: I wonder if she is still laughing in the graveyard
GredGredmansson: "Look Garruk you can kill this one is that ok?"
Strebenherz: howling holes
Anubis169: haaaaaaaai James!
LurkerSpine:
100 #blameGraham
bytecaster: What I am hearing is #blamejames
Mr_Horrible: Graham noticed the problem and is therefore culpable
Tai114: James' stylish White P Switch hat
Tai114: Hit it and Paul turns to coins for 30 seconds
EvilBadman: That history of LRR banners chock full of permanent record demerits
Spinballwizard: "I didn't do nothin!" #blamejames
bytecaster: C-c-c-combo
Dalrint: I mean, you can *say* anything
drexciya808: stronk
Diabore: eyyyyy
bytecaster: Don't jinx it though
Diabore: 4-2 now?
LurkerSpine:
I mean, the bits did indeed work 
Marvoleath: it made noise for bits
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WiJohn: Test!
LRRbot:
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TheMerricat:
Anubis169:
drexciya808:
50 wat
Anubis169: -9 oww
FauksStarling:
100 Screeching Soulbreaker Bits
freesh_avoca_do: thank you Ludacris
undecided44: Unit tests only prove that the code works in development... live testing is still needed
Diabore: i heard bit sound
EbDorian: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Mr_Horrible: the data points in one direction
Anubis169: Paul is positively affecting Graham's account
TheOneInquisitor: Yknow I constantly feel like paul has not physically aged in the last fifteen years I wonder how he does it
TheMerricat: TO MANY VARIABLES CHANGING! This isn't science!
Anubis169: wheeeeeee
freesh_avoca_do: oui love better
drexciya808: twice as nice
Mindmage: Honestly yeah
Anubis169: it sounds like you're in a box
EbDorian:
Anubis169: but a vibrant boomy box
lamina5432: no i miss jade
freesh_avoca_do: double mic'd up on a Wednesday
TheOneInquisitor: It's kinda neat yeah
coriolis_storm: @theoneinquisitor It probably involves practicing sea shanties
TheMerricat: You have a deep deep voice.
lirazel64: No cooler than usual.
Mangledpixel: more like a jar
Marvoleath: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
drexciya808: disturbingly adorable skeleton
Anubis169: the inputs are close enough together signal-lag wise that you're getting that lovely reinforced not-quite-echo boost
GredGredmansson: it'll stop the damage but not the discard
Tai114: And Titanbones.
GredGredmansson: have you seen Echo-Tinybones, Cam?
RimeSkeem: tiny bones and GIANT BONES
GredGredmansson: aka TITANBONES
boyesie: Tiny bones and their echoverse counterpart titanbones
Smirking_Bear: What do you guys think of the empower Jace mechanic ?
Smirking_Bear: I think it'll become a seen mechanic , it is (somewhat) free value along the casted spell
GredGredmansson: 11 pauper legal empower cards
EvilBadman: Surveil in pauper might help, but no idea if worth the include
Smirking_Bear: You just get it for free along the way 🤷♂️
anhakha: The cards that empower jace also occasionally give the jace's other abilities.
RimeSkeem: hell yeah
drexciya808: hell yeah
GredGredmansson: there are 4 cards legal in Dimir Pauper commander
XavusGaming: @anhakha Those tend to be the uncommon Way enchantments or other uncommon+ cards though.
XavusGaming: Like Kiora
anhakha: Aah, none at common?
DaxamLhant: Campus Crier feels like the card most likely to see pauper play
goombalax: Legendary director and producer James Cameron?!
TheMerricat: So... the only thing I know about pauper is it was meant to make Magic affordable again by only making really cheap cards legal, and then those cards immediately got expensive because it's Magic. Does Pauper also not let you play plainswalkers?
TheOneInquisitor: I think the deathtouch snake might be the only one that gets pauper traction but idk it's a complicated format
GredGredmansson: @TheMerricat there are no common planeswalkers
anhakha: @themerricat it's commons.
Tai114: Penny Dreadful is the format where only cheap cards are legal.
Tai114: And the legality changes if they get too expensive from seeing too much play.
GredGredmansson: @TheOneInquisitor quite a few actually
EvilBadman: @TheMerricat Some of the most expensive pauper cards are tied to like the landcyclers from LOTR, or one off printed commons
lamina5432: most formats you can play cheap but it limits your deck selection
TheOneInquisitor: @GredGredmansson Any of the ones above uncommon?
TheOneInquisitor: Lotus Petal is still Lotus Petal
Strebenherz: wait, the witches card by the foglios?
TheOneInquisitor: I don't think it actually got an in-set reprint ever either it was always bonus sheet
coriolis_storm:
People have forgotten about Oubliette, ironically
GredGredmansson: @TheOneInquisitor hold up my search isn't working right, what's the price point for penny dreadful again?
Smirking_Bear: My only interaction with magic games is unfortunately arena , I live in the sticks with no LGS or friends to play with
GredGredmansson: is it a penny or is it like 10 cents
rosesmcgee: Big shout outs to WotC for letting us play this shitty, shitty early access event
RimeSkeem: it was a holy guacamole kind of situatin
Diabore: @GredGredmansson iirc penny or less on mtgo
goombalax: Serge Cultural Victory
freshmaker__: penny dreadful is like.. yeah mtgo specific
freesh_avoca_do: a little rhyme to pass the time
anhakha: A settle the wreckage would be awfully helpful here about now...
TheOneInquisitor: @GredGredmansson I believe it's 0.02 tix on mtgo or less?
Strebenherz: huh. I need to dig out my Cuombajj Witches.
drexciya808: holy guac & marshmallow pizza
Chenderle: death by flying jace face
GredGredmansson: ok i don't trust this search then
Smirking_Bear: Bird jace sighted
GredGredmansson: too many entries with NA for the price
drexciya808: -_-;;
coriolis_storm: I believe we’ve been kabobed
WiJohn: Bird Jace!
TheOneInquisitor: Bird jace is better than the jacehead art for the hand hydra tbh
TheOneInquisitor: The hand hydra jace art is so upsetting
DaxamLhant: Turns out the Jird is good
Diabore: permanent
BenByTheWay: powermove
GredGredmansson: nonland "permanent"
WiJohn: Has to be a permanent
TheMerricat: It's not a perm
Strebenherz:
yay, the sweet release of death!
freesh_avoca_do: hoping for some good red cards
drexciya808: gg
anhakha: Maybe there were surveilling for a daily?
Diabore:
GredGredmansson: goyf
drexciya808: make a goyful noise
Diabore: nepotism mythic
TheOneInquisitor: Tarmogoyf is still mythic
GredGredmansson: "still" mythic
Smirking_Bear: They BM'd you lol
lamina5432: goyf still kills
ghizmou: rarity inflation
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun nepotism mythic
Kentosaurus: mythic in Jace's imagination?
itsZenegos: my one and only question for this set: How did they not put fractured Identity on the bonus sheet
Strebenherz: what
ACluelessBull: what
TheOneInquisitor: What
Smirking_Bear: Goyf is not gonna survive standard lol
anhakha: Can we build mono blue?
anhakha: Mono blue in draft would be funny.
anhakha: *sealed
Desruprot: oooh a jace walker
GredGredmansson: we have Farmer's Market
tsp397: Can we mulligan the pool?
Diabore: @Smirking_Bear but you can play bad boomer jund with tarmogoyf, bob, and almost blightning
Chenderle: lots of power in the uncommons too
TheMerricat: But.. all you need to do is get 25 loyalty on that Jace card and you win!
GredGredmansson: its Lightning Skelemental but Blue
Voidhawk42: Draw Lightning
dolphgrim: If Tarmogoyf were downshifted, we'd find out the real reason we call them Boomers. 😬
drexciya808: gruul manadork?
TheOneInquisitor: What was that cmc2 UX rare
Diabore: why it got an ass jace, why it got an ass???
freesh_avoca_do:
why does it have 4 toughness 
GredGredmansson: oh right Tam and Rare Jace are an echoed pair
Diabore: good ol tam the unplayable
GredGredmansson: Tam the Disappointing
TheOneInquisitor: @freesh_avoca_do Blue players got to it
Voidhawk42: Drop pool and reroll
Diabore: thats an option
MungoDude: hello
GredGredmansson: GW or WB
Lord_Hosk: take the rare
anhakha: Blue white life gain Jace's?
BenByTheWay: you're missing lifegain cards for your lifegain synergy suite
Cptasparagus: is she thicc or something?
Diabore: @BenByTheWay green could have some
TheOneInquisitor: Do you have any of the surveil synergy cards?
omegamarkel: goyf it
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Cptasparagus: you only get 12 rares these days
lamina5432: mardoin it
drexciya808: mardu goodstuff seems good
Tai114: Tetsuko has lots of potential with high power 1 toughness creatures if you have those.
Smirking_Bear: I'd like goyf to be playable , but it dies too easily in standard lol it dies to so many 2 cost kill spells and counters
Tai114: Tinybones works well as a 2/1 that can trade off and get you a 2 for 1.
drexciya808: 1 drop first strike hell yeah
SolarBlitz1: Fits the prowess deck more I think
BenByTheWay: what's going on in blue?
Tai114: Blue looks good here. Icy Reception, Phantasm, Tetsuko, the 2/1 that empowers 4
drexciya808: @SolarBlitz1 makes sense
Tai114: It feels like you somehow only have 5 packs of cards and not 6.
Omnipotrevor: Hows it going today? Drafting good Jaces?
EvilBadman: i'd lose the acumen and boule crescendo maybe?
EvilBadman: double*
TehAmelie: Jace has been mostly awayce
omegamarkel: ya what a time to be alive
Marvoleath: goyf was never great in limited or standard
Diabore: yes
XavusGaming: I feel like goyf will still be fine in the GB deck. There's a lot of ways to get different card types including artifacts and enchantments and lands into the yard.
Tai114: I think at 4 mana JtmS sees play and is not dominant.
drexciya808:
BenByTheWay: write it off as a tax expense
TehAmelie: round 0 resign, that's a pro move
omegamarkel: could go prowess
DMGlol:
two wheel of fortunes
drexciya808: prowess pieces abound nice
Smirking_Bear: 👉👈
TheOneInquisitor: Damn, just 8 blue cards in whole pool huh
DAC169: artifacts?
Gekyouryuu: play the hybrid guys?
EvilBadman: you had a couple hybrid cards
ContingentCat: lesson learned thankyou Cam
TehAmelie: i did just read that in Yotsuba
EvilBadman: charge the sanctum
Omnipotrevor: I earn a new degree in that lesson every year
drexciya808:
EvilBadman: You have prowess dudes, lol
Gekyouryuu: "if I 0-3, tell my wife "Hello.""
ghizmou: whomst !
drexciya808: denzel lore
SolarBlitz1: That's surprising for bo1
Gekyouryuu: it hits Jace tokens
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kills Jace token s
ghizmou: 2 mana surveil 1, wow !
SolarBlitz1: I suppose it's always hitting jace tokens yeah
EvilBadman: JAces are almost free
omegamarkel: I think they ran it for the surveil and denzel lore
bytecaster: Is that worth a card though
Graham_LRR: there’s a cycle of colour hate cards and I think they’re all sideboard
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drexciya808: o7
GapFiller: Watch Alongs James!
freshmaker__: I could see jamming those colour hate cards pretty freely in this event specifically, to see how useful they feel in BO1. I don't have high hopes, but the stakes could never be lower.
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drexciya808:
ghizmou: absolutely magical
BenByTheWay: dang that's an old xzibit meme
TehAmelie: timeless
lamina5432: james expecting chat to be able to coordinate
EvilBadman: 02 was my graduating year, that can't be that long ago right
Marvoleath: just a quarter of century
Gekyouryuu: 2002 memes are still fresh. OLD memes are, like, Kilroy was Here, right?
gualdhar: James, thanks, appreciate you putting my back pain into context
SolarBlitz1: If we mill, we can start shoving in the sky
Kentosaurus: solid reasoning
EvilBadman: we can't win too fast, have to stretch to 4pm
DAC169: he was too stunned to use it
BenByTheWay: it's a plan to get more content out of your games
lamina5432: yeah and you didn’t tell chat. we sat in james_lrr for like an hour.
bytecaster: Look, you gotta keep us in suspense
drexciya808: Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em
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dolphgrim: Shut up, Jace
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dolphgrim: Rude?? I used a comma and everything though. 😭
62MGcobra: you'll get them next time cam
drexciya808:
Graham_LRR: the other mode on Arni would’ve done it
Graham_LRR: of the spell you cast
Graham_LRR: 😂
BenByTheWay: did we have a trick where we could have done 2 more damage there?
drexciya808: gg style points
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Both modes are +2 power, aren't they?
GapFiller: isnt it Beejs sig on the paycheques?
TheOneInquisitor: He's proving why he signs everyone's paychecks
Cptasparagus: @GapFiller I think Beej is HR
drexciya808: they are paid in magic cards
Dromos_GHG: paid in MTG product
Gekyouryuu: LRR's salaries are handed out by Europeans. they're the Pay Czechs
GapFiller:
dolphgrim: "millions in back taxes" so the rumors are true? 🤔
62MGcobra: and James is here
DAC169:
gotta say it right. "American dollary dingos" 
TheOneInquisitor: How much cocaine is in those stacks of us dollars
drexciya808:
TehAmelie: the tricky part must be getting patreon to pay out cash
Cptasparagus: @TheOneInquisitor one
Gekyouryuu: Make it Pain
ghizmou: fort boyard style
Juliamon: also that shower box is gonna need to be reinforced
GasCityGaming:
we coming up with subtitute dunk tank ideas or what?
Semaph: Did you just unempower Jace?
drexciya808: Vraska can fix him.
SolarBlitz1: She just made sure he never talked
Strebenherz:
@SolarBlitz1 
r10pez10: i'm personally still trying to process "nonlegendary token planeswalkers"
lochnessseammonster:
most unrealistic thing in magic is jace pulling lily and vraska
TheOneInquisitor: @r10pez10 That aren't copies
TehAmelie: some sort of Scrooge McDuck money bath dunk tank, maybe? i'm sure that will work just like in cartoons
DAC169: well, you told them to deal with it
r10pez10: a dunk tank off the end of a jetty so it just dumps you into the sea
drexciya808:
TheOneInquisitor: Tragique
drexciya808:
TheOneInquisitor: Im sure they didn't draw anything good
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's OK. Gruul never does anything with large amounts of mana.
gualdhar: oof they have trample
drexciya808: sheeyut
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fireball that gives your creatures trample forever. Magic in 2026.
TomRMarks: @LoadingReadyRun GG! That was me in the last game
lamina5432: best mtg pilots here
TomRMarks: No, that was in my opening hand XD
Semaph: GG @TomRMarks
Chenderle: Thanks for the stream
Semaph: Thanks for the stream, looking forward to the PR, and sure will watch the PPR again
Marvoleath: !mtgsocial
Semaph:
PPR = homework 
Flyingdelorion: Wait is that Tom Marks from IGN?
Marvoleath: !next
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Strebenherz: painting a battletech ircc
lamina5432: painting battle tech I think
62MGcobra: oh yea? i still need to watch GMM sweet BT
hallkomp: This game very good
Juliamon: Someone came in chat last night saying it's their GOTY
EvilBadman: 2 cameras means they can go 50/50
Semaph: Frankenstein camera
Semaph: Mix the parts
TheAinMAP: With two cameras, both are possible.
Semaph:
Hope they have different colours
ContingentCat: yay something!
Diabore: Sad im missing live due to ppr
EvilBadman:
Oct 23rd!
GapFiller:
DB is basically just LRL anyway right
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
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Boredering: \o
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
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