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QuixoticScrivener: Hype!
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TXC2: hello everybody
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Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
TXC2: hi QuixoticScrivener dealing with a mouth ulcer, but otherwise fine, how are you?
Earthenone:
BraveOthello: Based on that go live message, do I need an adult?
Juliamon: It's OK, Cameron is an adult, whether or not he realizes it
QuixoticScrivener: @TXC2 Its the end of the financial year at my work, so I am baked and trying to relax.
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener nice
BraveOthello: @Juliamon Mood
Cheese_Hammer: !quote daddy
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TXC2: despite being 37, there's no way I qualify as an adult
tdapenguin: !adult
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Bassios: @TXC2 I barely count as a people, never mind an adult
TehAmelie:
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cameron
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: g'day
Kirgo: Well done.
Omnipotrevor: Been playing a lot of Zero Company
undecided44: This is the stream the man in the computer said you wanted.
KnightWarrior82: it’s a Cameron
Invitare: Are you sure you're Cameron? Have you checked recently?
Electrodyne: I would like to become a sovereign citizen of a sovereign tower
MenomeAlice: Technically you are the man inside the image of my TV, but I get the gist.
YamezCK: GotY and reccommended? Banger garunteed
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TXC2: what is Cameron? can we measure the Cameron-ness of a person?
ContingentCat: Sov cit court videos are great yeah
iris_of_ether: They're like the end boss of magical thinking
tidehollowcat: I'm halfway through Absolution by Jeff Vandermeer (and am going to finish it tonight). Thanks for recommending that series!
ContingentCat: they're so dumb
TXC2: they think?
Electrodyne: I concur. Or police vs. sov cit videos
Juliamon: I also would love to pretend I do not belong to the country I am trapped in.
TehAmelie: i read about one sovereign citizen case where the prosecution just said "i refer you to what the defendant just said" and the judge agreed
TXC2: local council taxes are, in fact, broadly good
ContingentCat: they also think you can just ignore laws you don't like, especially driving ones
BlasterKyubey210: Pretty existentiaism
MenomeAlice: Look Around You
Marvoleath: !patreon
toady0s: amuse me
TXC2: on that there yubtub
Juliamon: Congrats on making it to 2029
Kirgo: We are so full of vim and vigor.
TXC2: really cool that there's still electricity in 2029
iris_of_ether: We considered ourselves a powerful society
EvilBadman: 2029? How's Diablo 5? Still not out yet?
MenomeAlice: Hello 3026, is Half-Life 3 out yet?
ContingentCat: we sympathize with gamers
YamezCK: Gamers dont get no respect
YamezCK: I think silver the hedgehog said that oince
Kirgo: @YamezCK Kinda amazing how Rodney Dangerfield got such a culutural impact.
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undecided44: We allow for the possibility that *a* gamer might be deserving of respect.
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Juliamon: Could come down a little more
BraveOthello: @Electrodyne Found the NPR listener
MenomeAlice: "The most oppressed minority of all: GAMERS: *Flies through skylight*
Electrodyne: whbh Boston
Electrodyne: whbh
Electrodyne: g
undecided44: WGBH
Cheese_Hammer: WLRR
Juliamon: GBH yeah
Electrodyne: wgbh stupid keyboard
TXC2: GBH? really? that sounds like a GTA gag
Kirgo:
ContingentCat: manual saving in 2026?!
Juliamon: Manual saves are so 90s
EvilBadman: Enchanting
Electrodyne: nice nave
TXC2: kinda cracked given the number of enchantment creatures
TXC2: it's gone from Nave to Narthex
Vandristine: we got aliens already
undecided44: Uh... clairstory? (Spelling?)
MenomeAlice: Technically those banners wouldn't have reversed iconography
undecided44: Buttress? Other cathedral architecture word?
TXC2: undecided44 buttresses, flying ones even
tdapenguin: @MenomeAlice Maybe there's some really complex politics going on? /j
TXC2: "our"
TXC2: how do you own the dead?
Invitare: he's about to get some bad news about a ghost
Juliamon: It can be good
tdapenguin: Buckwheat has no gluten....
TheLadyMakai: not a fan, personally
Invitare: isn't buckwheat bread grey?
iris_of_ether: I mean buckwheat makes me wildly less ill so
BraveOthello: Good noodles
iris_of_ether: Yes buckwheat is not directly related to wheat
tdapenguin: Soba!
Vandristine: yeah lets get the peasants hooked on ramen
Juliamon: yeah I think soba is traditionally buckwheat
TXC2: good Noodles sounds like a greeting
iris_of_ether: I think it's nuttier
Invitare: My sweet streamer!
gualdhar: buckwheat is used in some alchohols too. whisky is tasty
Vandristine: Ornstein?
tdapenguin: @TXC2 New greeting accepted
TehAmelie: good noodles and a spicy curry
Invitare: ~Game Over~
ArtDecoSunburn: Not going to lie. One thing that bothers me about these medieval "royal court simulators" is the idea that audiences are always one in a row, needing immediate answers. In the real world, I can hear all petitions in order and then allocate resources.
TehAmelie: i think it's referenced from a painting. saw a very similar picture in Berserk the other day
TXC2: very 15th century
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Invitare: "Gods bestowed the tower" meanwhile the architects and builders that spend years constructing it...
TehAmelie: it's an old manga but it holds up
tidehollowcat: That's Chainsaw Man
tidehollowcat: Very good
tdapenguin:
@Invitare They all raise a glass to their fellow gods 
Invitare: Cat
Invitare: Cat acquired
iris_of_ether:
avjamethyst: hey, I've done that before
RebekahWSD: I knew a cat that would have accepted being held while on fire. But he was the exception
iris_of_ether: oh no
TehAmelie: Chainsaw Man is so absurdly brutal it's hilarious, somewhat opposite of Berserk. probably a better choice
Invitare: but where is our cat?
Invitare: oh this is just the Leper from Darkest Dungeon
hyalopterous: I like his necklace
TXC2: it's wild hearing Ed Norton's voice when you go from Fight Club to Kingdom of Heaven
hyalopterous: That's what the colored check marks were
TehAmelie: did she walk through the whole Black Forest?
Invitare: I thought they didn't know who you were. How can she name it after you?
RebekahWSD: Tower will become chockfull of cat
TXC2: to large red heads in a row?
TXC2: *two
TehAmelie: so far this seems like a more developed version of Yes, Your Grace, with less railroad plot
gualdhar: she'a a real cougar. and by that I mean she'd eat me alive and I'd be satisfied with petting
anosognostic: I would like her to restore my relic to a rightful state if you know what I mean
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie That's what I was referencing with my comments about linear "royal audience simulators."
TXC2: a kingdom of logic
Invitare: That Leper Rizz
Invitare: wait can you *actually* romance the statue?
TehAmelie: they'll call him King Cameron the Correct
ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare "Romancing the Stone."
hyalopterous: Romancing the Stone?
iris_of_ether:
TXC2: interesting 5 day weeks
TehAmelie: the exact average of what we were expecting!
hyalopterous: The cryptkeeper?
TXC2: ah the demon power of TIME TRAVEL!
TehAmelie: sure there could be absolutely no downsides to using the demon's power. they're on our side!
Vandristine: sir how are you speaking in italics
anosognostic: damian clearly does not respect the sancitiy of the idiomatic mission
TXC2: the extended version right, with the intermission?
ArtDecoSunburn: Watch the director's cut if you do.
TehAmelie: i find it goes down well every 3-5 years
TXC2: oh I know, it's for Chat's benifit
TehAmelie: it's pretty funny if you read some different accounts of the Knighting of Jerusalem from historians with different opinions about knights
hyalopterous: Walking into court in full plate how gauche
kynelwynn: Who is this Dark Souls enemy?
Invitare: Regular Crispy Day enjoyer!
TehAmelie: was that 15 days or years?
TXC2: days
Vandristine: is he mewing in that pose
Vandristine: what was that
Invitare: set a swan upon the goose. That'll send it packing
hyalopterous: Is everyone from clovermont a redhead
Invitare: He'll sink
TXC2: who is he? barborosa?
TehAmelie: it's probably for the best the guy with plate armor fights the goose
Juliamon: Seems assigning knights ends the cycle
TehAmelie: i spoke too soon
iris_of_ether: Accurate
247Gremlin: A *war* goose
TXC2: must be a Canada goose
247Gremlin: A war? magpie?
Juliamon: She probably fell.
Vandristine: Probably just the need to rest?
kynelwynn: Luck build baby!
Vandristine: helloooooo blacksmith
TXC2: good old slaymore
TehAmelie: remember the lucky guy in Wheel of Time, i think literally everything worked out perfectly for him for like six books
LordZarano: Sword of Kindness
TXC2: I assume that's a plus yeah
RockPusher: Need a sword that's good at doing the chin tilt
TehAmelie: Guilhelm is my new name for Guile's haircut
TXC2:
TehAmelie 
hyalopterous: Yes
kynelwynn: yes, sadly
iris_of_ether: No?
247Gremlin: This feels like the setup for Brotherhood of the Wolf
Wolfstrike_NL: guile hair?
ContingentCat: oh the one that's whathisface's head
hyalopterous: Guiles hair
ShaneLeeAtk: I need Guile's piece.... Wait...
TXC2: I assume it's Guile's hair
iris_of_ether: D:
hyalopterous: It's hilarious
EvilBadman: Adrenaline in my soul, popcorn helmet, Cody Rhodes
ContingentCat: lol I imagine a few will yeah I'd hope most people will wait until it's mostly empty
247Gremlin: Now to do a backflip and try to keep it attached
TXC2: "kid please take the popcorn off my head it is extremely hot!"
RockPusher: Are accusing Guile's hair of not being useful?
Nathade: This popcorn bucket seems more for the person behind the wearer
ContingentCat: freaky friday was good, the popcorn looked like a drink and vice versa
kynelwynn: What about the Dune worm bucket?
kynelwynn: XD
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "nobody did" is a bold statement
TXC2: !clips
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gualdhar: Wait, you looked?
iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering that Costco is selling a life sized chocolate Frankenstein monster head filled with gummy worms
TXC2: either AO3 or Rule34
ContingentCat: @iris_of_ether oh that's dangerous information for someone going to Costco tomorrow
RockPusher:
"Taste the rainbow! Fist the worm bucket!" 
TehAmelie: an alien egg, and it's full of salsa. if i'm eating snacks out of something xenomorphic it should be slimy
iris_of_ether: @ContingentCat It's disturbing but potentially delicious?
EvilBadman: @iris_of_ether I just saw that like two nights ago
Invitare: sherbert, for the Spice
ContingentCat: disco fries is their thing yeah
kynelwynn: "Disco fries" 'round here
Invitare: make it impossible to eat
kynelwynn: slurp up that alien juice
iris_of_ether: @EvilBadman Oh yeah, I didn't get one but I *did* get the latest variety of fallout sodas so I didn't make it out scotch free
TehAmelie: basically a facehugger shaped straw, yeah that works
RockPusher:
\ 
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Invitare: Well she is terrifying
hyalopterous: Gotta go to rayearth for magic knights
TXC2: gnarly scar
ContingentCat: yes, my dad is that kind of person
RockPusher: You're not my meownager!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if you haven't encountered that kind of person, I might have some bad news for you...
hyalopterous: Shiny
Invitare: send him to the beasts. He might die
TehAmelie: maybe he's an illusionist
RedAlexxis: you have shiny armour
TXC2: loads of Rizz
Juliamon: he didn't SOUND very charismatic
TXC2: oh shit it's Sly Stalone
Invitare: roads are useful
TXC2: Juliamon they never do
hyalopterous: Infrastructure is important
RedAlexxis: *honk*
TXC2: only once? mine honks every time now
KeytarCat: chester, buddy, you good?
Invitare: What Untitled Goose Game will do to a man
Invitare: Cat detected
TehAmelie: speaking of cat wranglers
Juliamon: oh no, kitty is being a kitty
Invitare: cats lose themselves
TXC2: Kitty!
Juliamon: oh LOOK AT IT
Electrodyne: cat
kynelwynn: Romance Angelica, Meow
RockPusher: ~Nya!
TXC2: "how did you become a Knight? did you win in a box of cereal?"
Invitare: Baldwin
Juliamon: ehhh
TehAmelie: we're not a giant living spaceship
TXC2: a little in our employment for us
kyosokun:
Tenchi ref 
kyosokun: That is a busty smith
TXC2: her Shoulder is bigger then her face
kyosokun: Got pipes, for sure
KeytarCat: Damn girl, what can those arms do to me?
Anubis169: All that is gold, does not glitter...
KeytarCat: yeh 🥴
TehAmelie: i think with the cost of weapons the blacksmith is actually the biggest expense of our kingdom
TXC2: !break
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Anubis169: !break
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TehAmelie: so much gold. . .
Anubis169: lol
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cameron
chaos5896: Good night TXC2 o/
Anubis169: All the best TXC2
TehAmelie: hi again
Anubis169:
I'm attempting to translate a scroll written in Japan in the 1400s, having to research all the kanji and idioms which haven't existed for centuries 
Anubis169:
Also I have a headache, which might be related 
hyalopterous: I'm starting to not like this guy
Anubis169:
Hope you're doing well man 
TehAmelie: maybe that's why they all want to hit on you
hyalopterous: They all have red hair
RedAlexxis: that is not an unreasonable assertion
RedAlexxis: Yes, ask pronouns
Anubis169: :S
hyalopterous: He looks impressive
Invitare: what is satisfaction out of?
RedAlexxis: so someone just let a massive guy with 3 swords just walk up to the king?
Anubis169: and a partridge in a pear tree
Cutriss: @anubis169 “Mugisuru-sama, I write to express my dissatisfaction in the quality of your tatami. To say nothing about how you treated my vassal.”
KeytarCat: Bro's name is guile
TehAmelie: we do have a scout. but we like her, do we have to send her?
Invitare: you need 7 to take it
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TehAmelie: seems like a problem that could be solved by giving the sailors blindfolds
Invitare: Shiny Boy has charisma [somehow] right?
Anubis169: Cutriss: If only... 😅 This is from the time before they used '-de ganzu' instead of gozaimasu
hyalopterous: Too bad you can't send chester
Anubis169: You'd think... but there's no accounting for the royal prerogative
KeytarCat: D. Knight yearns for the Good Ol' Days™
TehAmelie: it gives a charisma penalty? do people not get donkeys?
Invitare: "charisma"
hyalopterous: A bit witless, the lass
RockPusher: You ever have a cheese ripe enough that it whispers the future?
TehAmelie: the worms in the caso maru say many things
TehAmelie: *casu marzu
richard_ermen: As I just joined, is the mask our character wears because we're kind of like Baldwin of Jerusalem or just part of the art style?
KeytarCat: A friend picked me up the other day and I said "Oh, I have tea for you!" and they said "Dish!" and I said "...I left it inside." and they looked at me real funny. I got them a box of fun tea, not gossip
TehAmelie: it's leprosy fashion
AtomicAlchemical: Oh no. We're so cooked
Juliamon: oh no she's a sea witch
TehAmelie: but our magical tower keeps us healthy. so it seems the leprosy is just an excuse for us to have a mask
RedAlexxis: I suppose he has small fingers
richard_ermen: Arlin. Grelin. Surely there's a Oglin or a Uflin somewhere in there.
richard_ermen: @TehAmelie Fascinating.
hallkomp: How is the tower treating you?
Invitare: that's a good way to get the commoners to want to kill people too
Invitare: specifically the noble people
RedAlexxis: that sounds ... dodgy
richard_ermen: Giving the Aristocrats the right of murder? M ethings not. That's how people get it in their head to become justice dispensers all by themselves.
Invitare: you don't need noble support anyway
TehAmelie: of course we can never leave the tower. a pretty elegant conceit to tie the sovereign to the tower
RedAlexxis: um
richard_ermen: So we allow the Pillory, but not the axe. Got it.
Juliamon: You can have a public stocks, as a treat
RedAlexxis: well, probably stocks and tomatoes, but sure
KeytarCat: How do we unlock the...locked room?
hallkomp: Oh time for the best boy!
richard_ermen: I feel like at some point we're gonna find out that minor humiliation means losing limbs or something like that.
RedAlexxis: says the pest-bousasie
Invitare: isn't that necklace he's wearing the demon?
RedAlexxis:
terrible correction, oh well
hyalopterous: Someone in the tower wants to talk
TheMerricat: So chat, while I've had the stream open since the start, between not having gotten any sleep last night and my internet going out every 10 minutes I feel like I've missed most of it. How is Cameron liking the game?
richard_ermen: Realy...? We're....we're....feeders?
richard_ermen: It seems he likes it.
RedAlexxis: well, that seems on theme
Invitare: yes give me the garlic bread
KeytarCat: I bet ursula either likes super sweets or hard tack
TehAmelie: unapologetically buttery garlic bread, i wants it
silenceaux: Give her the garlic imo
TehAmelie: hi Kathleen
Cutriss: ugh French tacos
hyalopterous: Everyone loves garlic bread
KeytarCat: menu scrolls
TheMerricat:
JADED. 
Garlic Bread _or_ the Taco.
hallkomp: How are we liking the game so far?
RedAlexxis: She's Jaded
AMuseOfFirebane: The taco is "controversial"
BrowneePointz: the french fry burrito
Juliamon: Oh, it does scroll to the right
Cutriss: Probably jaded because she tried a French taco
hyalopterous: Everything else is very french
dolphgrim: Haha. Hi Kathleen. And welcome to Talking S... nevermind byyyyeee
KeytarCat: "What the fuck is this shit. Make me another when I get back."
Cutriss: Potable poutine sounds awesome but in practice it’s just too starchy and the sauces are wrong
KeytarCat: "Potable Poutine" is strong
Cutriss: lol “portable”
TehAmelie: i bet it got cold on the way
RedAlexxis: whoops
RedAlexxis: oh no!
richard_ermen: Damnit. Sending the beautiful knight to fight harpies feels like an expected problem,.
bytecaster: Look, I'm also trying my best, but also fail at minor tasks all the time!
TehAmelie: sounds like regular casu marzu tbh
RedAlexxis: typical
richard_ermen: As Men do, I suspect.
hallkomp: I love to play to strengths
RedAlexxis: might be good to have a couple of strong points
bytecaster: Depends, is there any lick challenges in her future?
hyalopterous: You raised luck before
TehAmelie: even though he's so shiny
Invitare: Ursula is afraid of the light
KeytarCat: No wonder he wishes to grossly incandesce
BrowneePointz: the artwork in this is very good
TheMerricat:
Juliamon: This is an awful situation to flirt in
shendaras: oof
KeytarCat: Do we?
RockPusher: ouch
Mangledpixel:
hyalopterous: Ooooof
Cutriss: What, are we chatting up Angelica in the holodeck or something?
RockPusher: That's not what I particular want from a "spider" drink
Invitare: Would you like something to drink? We have water, juice, spiders...
Juliamon: No, Hell No, How Dare You Offer It To a Sovereign
hyalopterous: Doooo it
Juliamon: Oh no, a celebrity
RockPusher throws this on the wishlist
TehAmelie: yes, a king is the most trustworthy source of information about himself
gualdhar: newrd
TheMerricat:
Or Derisive.
BrowneePointz: I wonder if she's a reference to Hildegard von Bingen
RockPusher: It can take the place of Prince Jerian
TehAmelie: maybe even a reference to Hildegard von Blingen
TheMerricat: Oh! hildy is the main menu lady!
TehAmelie: sounds a bit like her even
BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie same braincell
Mangledpixel: it IS her
TheMerricat: @BrowneePointz " collaborated on the official soundtrack for the medieval fantasy round-table RPG Sovereign Tower, and she is even featured in the game as a playable Bard character."
TehAmelie: might have expected that
gualdhar: lol what a nimrod
BrowneePointz: oh i didn't realize this was Von Blingen
BrowneePointz: in a reference to Von Bingen
TehAmelie: in my opinion, the leading singer of bardcore
BrowneePointz: she does Bardcore covers, very good ones
Juliamon:
Mangledpixel:
hyalopterous: Sounds like a goat
Invitare: Cat detected
Invitare: you need both of those things
TehAmelie: public schools!
Juliamon: The value of education
BrowneePointz: and for chat that doesn't know medieval/music history
Invitare: just need two more books
BrowneePointz: Hildegard von Bingen is the Godmother of Western Music
BrowneePointz: you can thank her now
TheMerricat:
Wits doesn't really seem to be our strong point.
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BrowneePointz: it is a life goal of mine to own a hammered dulcimer
BrowneePointz: also can't tell if that's a cello or an actual factual Theorbo
Juliamon: What is beyond the burrito?
Invitare: The final frontier of food
empyreon: facts
silenceaux: The burrito remains unsurpassed...
Juliamon: ah, naturally
TehAmelie: imma have burrito tomorrow
TehAmelie: but then, what. . .?
hyalopterous: Consult Kathleen?
empyreon: @TehAmelie more burrito?
Juliamon: we've got a table full of nitwits
Invitare: Angelica has enough lick to tank that debuff
hyalopterous: Equipment?
TheMerricat: I don't see shiny boy being happy we ask him to dig gardens.
Invitare: @TheMerricat technically they're his family's
TehAmelie: and we wanted to be a kingdom of rationality. maybe we can put them in the primary school we just founded
KeytarCat: Sosig
TehAmelie: i expect him to be a Mr Crunchy fan
Juliamon: My instinct is the garlic bread, but man, imagine having garlic breath while trapped in a helm
Invitare: this is a man that likes simple food
Boopity:
TehAmelie: hmm maybe he could like a special treat
Boopity: "Clumsy people shouldn't eat clumsy food" - this is why I only drink water, the most spill-safe drink
Boopity: 👍
ContingentCat: also buttery shortbread hell yeah
ContingentCat:
hallkomp: Kathleen is an expert at guessing what food ones like
BrowneePointz: yea, lots of Siblings, gotta fight for the cookies
RockPusher:
I feel like the Oracular Cheese is quite Kathleen-coded. I think she'd enjoy this
Invitare: do you have a pet wolf now?
BrowneePointz: When I hear this music, it desperately makes me wish for a "LRR visits a Ren Fair" LRLive pre record
hyalopterous: Took a beating
TehAmelie: someone has to have wit, right?
TheMerricat: Big Dumb Ox
TheMerricat:
THe other one.
silenceaux: Ursula might be holding all of the wits around this table
hyalopterous: If you buff his agility will he stop being clumsy
Invitare: two convos at bottom
Boopity: Can you pass the braincell around? I haven't seen mine in ages
hyalopterous: That's why she was mad before
Boopity: Hello returned Cameron!
hyalopterous: Welcome back
silenceaux: Okay but he did use the word Didactic
Spritz_T: how does he know a word like didactic and just look at pictures
SquareDotCube: I wonder what our analog for Excalibur will be here. Would be funny if it's just a gun
Invitare: Goberto is a feminist
BrowneePointz: ope, he KNEW
hyalopterous: Or a bottom
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empyreon: PUPPY
TheMerricat:
Invitare: did it just say "woof"???
hallkomp: BESTKNIGHT!!!!
farley_f: archbishop
BrowneePointz: I like that there's a twinge of low-mid fantasy
spethycakes: The (only) Wolf (that matters)
TheMerricat: Pokemon!
BrowneePointz: and Chinese
BrowneePointz: Mao
ghyllnox: The little meowmeows
jhmv: Meowphestoles
iris_of_ether: We considered "Murray" because he's murrrr-y
silenceaux: I think there's an old story about a knight who served a king but turned into a wolf at turns...?
TehAmelie: i know if i had a rat i wouldn't name it Squeak
Invitare: so what stats does The Wolf have? I'm going with Wits and Charisma
BrowneePointz: or for this era...Meowthuselah
TheMerricat:
I like how we are talking about cat names as someone tries to kill us.
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gualdhar: Meowphistopheles?
TheMerricat:
You picked Mercy Cameron.
jhmv: I think a just and merciful king would still arest murderers
TheMerricat: Well.....
SquareDotCube: Can't spell Mercia without Merc..y...
KeytarCat: To be a just god, there must be a hell. to be a benevolent god, hell must be empty
gualdhar: gotta love Lawful Stupid paladins
spethycakes:
People are allowed to disagree, I guess? 
TheMerricat:
TehAmelie: being soft on crime is bad for a ruler's popularity but good for society
KeytarCat: I just wanna see how
hyalopterous: Surely there will be other merciful opportunities
TheMerricat: Chat, the wolf liked it. That's all we need to know.
jhmv: wait why are we burning or locking it away
TheMerricat: Secrets.
Invitare: @jhmv because it can end the world
BrowneePointz: knowing the future *cough* Magna carta *cough* I ain't pissin off the merchants
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What are the nobles going to do? Send a peasant to assassinate us?
spethycakes: Huzzah for the complexities of IP law!
TehAmelie: has any king ever been told "the nobles are revolting" and can we try to be the first
BrowneePointz: yes Tehamelie
BrowneePointz: the Nobles revolting have caused several
BrowneePointz: SEVERAL monarchy changes
jhmv: @TehAmelie a lot of kings had noble revolts
BrowneePointz: later on it became the merchant class that had the power
BrowneePointz: but for now? It's the nobles
KeytarCat: This is slightly more smooth
spethycakes: I do find nobility revolting as a concept
jhmv: if you're bad enough at your job, the midle manager figures out it could be the CEO
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz It's what led to the Magna Carta, for sure.
Invitare: how is the Wolf?
Invitare: omg it actually has wit
jhmv: his little armor
Invitare: I was joking
Mangledpixel: ursula has only 1 armour left, remember
jhmv: wait he's smarter than froghelm knight
Invitare: the wolf is smarter than most of your knights
BrowneePointz: tbf, wits isn't JUST intelligence
Juliamon: the wolf wouldn't be a knight if it wasn't witty
Juliamon: it would just be a companion animal
silenceaux: You know, a cowtapult.
Invitare: and you need it with 1 duration quest I assume
Invitare: this sounds like relic recovery
KeytarCat: taxes will get us there if we don't spend anything
silenceaux: idk, the way 'investigate' is highlighted makes me think it would be more scouting.
Invitare: maybe he knows how to dance?
jhmv: he's the charisma guy
jhmv: what could go wrong
Invitare: the Taco is described as dog food
Juliamon: a dog would happily eat any of the foods, I think, based on dogs I've known
Juliamon: he's lucky he's pretty
Invitare: I guess he can dance
TehAmelie: a germ of a brain cell
Invitare: keey an eye on money
silenceaux: Yeah it appears to double every time you click it
Juliamon: oh no, the idiots are planning
jhmv: you should marry them
Anubis169: :S
jhmv: they'll make a noble house of strong, kind hearted idiots
silenceaux: They're going to invent martial cheerleading
QuixoticScrivener: I just came back, and wolf woman was a jump scare.
Juliamon: just wolf, not woman
silenceaux: Imagine having to stand behind that guy in line
BrowneePointz: right
Juliamon: a. friendly. hunt.
Invitare: not a cult
BrowneePointz: Verily mine subway hath been beset upon by a plague of lettuce!
Juliamon: oh, he's from Ursula's hometown
Mangledpixel: Beaconsbury, probably pronounced Beck-onz-by
jhmv: It's the freemasons?
BrowneePointz: Rescind thine vegetal curse from mine most humble lunch knave!
jhmv: oh it's the assassins guild
Anubis169: a snake...-king?
jhmv: don't snakes form a ball to mate?
SquareDotCube: A snake king
BrowneePointz: wait..like a snake king or a breeding ball
Juliamon: that's just snake fuckin
BrowneePointz: cuz ye some snake species make big ass orgy b alls
Cutriss: It’s a katamari
BrowneePointz: just a katamari of hemipenes and cloaca
SquareDotCube: Can we bag the snake ball thing and use it tormorrow?
jhmv: the wolf has a magic stat
Invitare: it's more than most
KeytarCat: Nothing can go wrong!
Spritz_T: not surprising a talking wolf knows magic
Invitare: I assume you ate it
Juliamon: it has enough magic to control other canids
hallkomp: Cheese got eaten no?
Mangledpixel: cheese is typically not reusable
silenceaux: Does Ursula still possess the cheese?
Invitare: what is The Wolf's backstory?
Juliamon: I thought Angelica had the cheese yeah
silenceaux: My mistake then.
TehAmelie: Kathleen, the knight whisperer
GapFiller:
hai Kathleen
BrowneePointz: honestly, Kathleen might enjoy this
Invitare: the dog is the most magical knight (in this squad)
Juliamon: also he was planning a cheerleading routine with Angelica
BrowneePointz: They're all Knights, so "yes"
Invitare: that's her uncle on the left
jhmv: lowe nobility
Juliamon: She got lost looking for our tower
jhmv: lower*
spethycakes: Do we think "loves animals" is code for "vegetarian"?
Juliamon: Probably you get more later
spethycakes: As a vegetarian...
Vandristine: or maybe she loves animals a lot and that includes eating them
BrowneePointz: I honestly think this may be a VERY Kathleen game
Vandristine: yeah i saw this like a week or two ago and put it on my wishlist
Vandristine: i also want Esoteric Ebb that was on talking sim a while back
farley_f: maybe we could have Kathleen and Cameron play this for a special stream
niccus: and now we die
Invitare: earnest lad
BrowneePointz: hell ya. This Wolf slaps
Invitare: the Dragon Knight looking at the wolf in utter confusion
comrade_cards: Grrrr!
Invitare: come on wolf
TehAmelie: dragon knight didn't stand a chance facing Sif for the first time
Spritz_T: doggo should have this
Juliamon: saved by the doggo
Vandristine: A A RON
Skeletonman1100: HOSTAGE! We get a vassal! Hell yeah! medieval all the way!
Invitare: them stats tho
Juliamon: "Fine, you won. Take my worthless descendent."
TheMerricat: Dude, we got a mage
Skeletonman1100: Ward is probably a better word for it
Vandristine: The demon reminds me of Bill Cipher here
TehAmelie: involuntary long term guest of the court
Juliamon: yeah, very Bill-coded
GapFiller: Morty
Anubis169: oh christ i can smell that from here
silenceaux: I mean, we knew that already. But it IS important.
silenceaux: (About the wolf being a good boy)
KeytarCat: Act three gonna fuck us up?
Anubis169: Hmmz0rs...
GapFiller: interested in playing on long enough to find out Cam?
TehAmelie: it would almost be a betrayal if it didn't
silenceaux: Some unfortunate things are going to happen to our new blorbos
TheMerricat: Or... OR. It reads that you want to play a nice guy and plays a nice guy campaign for you?
Anubis169: We will find out next time on Dragon Knight Me!
GapFiller: penny has to drop eventually eh
Anubis169: bite us in the ass?
TehAmelie: hey, the game has its own wiki. a victory for not-fandom
Anubis169: yo she's a lutist!
GapFiller: TehAmelie a dedicated wiki thats not just fandom is always a good sign
Juliamon: maybe even screamo
Invitare: for Kathleen's reference, most knights apparently only like 2 meals. So she had a 1/3 chance to get it right
Anubis169:
knowing this era it's probably progressive metal
Boopity: But telling them to be confident is going to magically fix all of their problems!
QuixoticScrivener: Do you think is going to go Fire Emblem Three Houses, and we will have to kill our fascist waifus?
BrowneePointz: Aragon eh
BrowneePointz: Spanish
Boopity:
@QuixoticScrivener _Or_ join them 
Anubis169: dude's done his studies
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dragon Masher's Guide.
Anubis169: Thank yoooooou!
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
spethycakes: What a charming game! Thanks for streaming!
Skeletonman1100: Thank you!
Anubis169: !patreon
farley_f: home stream maybe
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: !store
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ContingentCat:
thanks Cam 
Anubis169: !schedule
Anubis169: ooo how to repair a DSLR
ContingentCat: Or attempting to anyway
Anubis169: allen keys the size of pinheads
Spritz_T: such faith in this project
Anubis169:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: CheckPoint isn't live, so I haven't heard anything yet.
LordZarano:
twitch.com does indeed redirect to the Tuvaluan website
Anubis169: Xbox patented a way to pause a game and make a user watch an ad to resume
Anubis169: Liiiiiiiiiiiive!
Spritz_T: ooh
Anubis169: look at that muffin go!
Anubis169:
All the best, many thanks 
TehAmelie: i had to buy it just to see what comes next. . .
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