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TehAmelie: there's magic in the air, or on the table anyway
letfireraindown: wooo
SilasLunark: oh i'm pretty jazzed for this set
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DarkSVermoth: oh draft night? sick
thraximore: if any of wheeler's mods are here he didn't ping the rodeo (yet)
rosesmcgee: I think I need to see my proctologist about all these reality fissures I've been experiencing
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thraximore: or mr wheeler himself of course
bytecaster: Hello chat! Is your echoverse version also in chat right now?
TehAmelie: i don't hear em
lirazel64: Made it...
NeoKevlar: @bytecaster yes
MalFnord: @bytecaster I hope not, I owe that dude money
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BatDragonManDog: My echo verse version also has eczema...
thraximore: soon...
TehAmelie: wait, maybe they produce a reverse echo from you and neutralize all sound they make from your perspective
thraximore: huzzah
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @bytecaster I would hope that I don't get gallia'd in the universe without suffering
TehAmelie: so you'd never hear your echoverse version coming
TehAmelie: hello!
SaxPython:
roll for intro is excellent
Sorator13: oh hey, that's a rare incidence of "roll for intro" not resulting in hubris for James
TheMerricat: It still blows my mind this table isn't actually rectangular.
NeoKevlar: Oh, swearing on this stream? Very Echoverse
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TehAmelie: hehe, seven people in extremely neutral colors and Serge in purple
lirazel64: Y'all look so *cozy*
Sorator13: I would definitely consider buying LRR shorts
ShaneLeeAtk: I have Maximum Spoop heading my way!
KickAssKanuck: Woooo
MegaDosX: Why do you know what that smells like?
neisan2112: Smells like a corpse?
Sorator13: Serge, what of Jace's have you been sniffing?
DoodlestheGreat: Shorts, shirts, short shirts, shirt shorts, etc.
CrossXhunteR: is it?
Mindfire13: UB will do that
NotCainNorAbel: you like Magic, yeah name three cards
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Island, Plains, Swamp
Aarek: name a woman!
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: It's like gravity
TheMerricat: Jace, Jace, and Tam
paintking1: Looks like LLR is becoming "fractured" hahahaha
ContingentCat:
rosesmcgee: Jace, more alive than ever
Spritz_T: time to bully Jace
MegaDosX: Get demolished o7
Tattybojangles69: So long bucko
ChocoBroh:
Rip bozo indeed
MegaDosX: WHEELER
thraximore:
Gekyouryuu: I'm getting geared up for my prerelease to start in a few minutes
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13: WHEELER
Mindfire13: Reality Fracture: The most violent "coming out as transgender" story
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Emrakul
dreezebreeze: "like the phone number" is crazy
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Micalovits: @Dog_of_Myth May she eat all she desires
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paintking1: Featuring judges choosing the rares
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Magic in 2026" -Serge.
QuixoticScrivener: Haven’t seen this much love for a character’s death since Jason Todd.
aitsu100: i think the first word in the text box is pretty good serge
MegaDosX: Am I weird that I don't think that card is all that complicated?
TehAmelie: some extremely wordy cards are very straightforward in what they do, eg Animate Dead
paintking1: Jace, 9/11, and yelling at James. Im so glad I tuned in at this moment.
A_Dub888: What's drafting good LRR/chatsm'ns?
MegaDosX: Check out that weird dog
rosesmcgee: And where there was one set of footprints, that was where Ben forced mono green for Adam
MegaDosX: The tower lands are really sick
paintking1: Reading signals? Serge, nobody knows what the cards do brother bear
TehAmelie: i've yet to see a completed tower set. could probably just look them up on the internet machine
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Clued in: They finally got rid of red?
Bruceski: Part 2 of the set review that I had to pause to watch the stream
paintking1: But do you wanna play those open colors or do you just put the blinders on to your first pick?
SilasLunark: its 2026 they are basically all good in limited
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ChocoBroh: So happy for white ghalta!
MommaGart: Never not tickled by the silly roller cart pack distribution solution
TehAmelie: big table, big solutions
paintking1: But do you wanna play those open colors or do you just put the blinders on to your first pick?
TehAmelie: whoa, it moved on its own
MegaDosX: Green Market
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Micalovits: Yes
Micalovits: Greed is good
r10pez10: greed?
Micalovits: Surely Serge can find all the reanimation spells he wants
TehAmelie: nobody's allergic to crocodiles i think
RayFK: It's the La Croix of Necromancy
rosesmcgee: Necromancer the way a chiropractor is a doctor
A_Dub888: @RayFK La Croimancy
MommaGart: The foils look pretty nice on camera. Do they still look bad in person?
RockPusher: is there a Buble of Necromancy?
lamina5432: Back from going 2-1 at a prerelease in time for the whole draft
TehAmelie: a herbal necromancer
Raincoast_Bear: Greeting LRRunners & MtG fans across Canada and around the world! Welcome the Magic Night in Canada!
Spades_Slicc: homeopathic necromancy
RayFK: *tilts hat* M'Adam
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MommaGart: Do not collect 200 mana
hd_dabnado: its close but not
IbunWest: There is no crime in Jace's multiverse.
r10pez10: someone told me avacyn is alive again
RatherLargeToad: There’s always Space Balaren
Drum0_0: Space Beleren reprint
JolyneGarcia_art: Hii folks!
Mindfire13: Space Beleren reprint
Spades_Slicc: @r10pez10 and more goth
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 Yep, mono black too
Voidhawk42: I'm looking forward to Jeffery Coombe being a kindred
maywecomein: Jace in the Star Trek set is represented by Kelsey Grammer
DeM0nFiRe: Gene Roddenberry never specifically said the traveler that sent the Enterprise to the weird triangle dimension wasn't Jace
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maywecomein: Oh wait no it’s the weird green holographic alien from season two of TNG
Ashimablackraven: Sup yall
TehAmelie: ahoy
r10pez10: if anyone could pull it off
rosesmcgee: We're here for a good time, not a competitive time
hd_dabnado: ey it got around
hd_dabnado: there are a lot more uncommons than in the past in packs now iirc
RayFK: Coverage draft baybeeee!
RayFK: We're all too tired to play at the end of the night, we pick who wins!
r10pez10: saul ring
Mustang_Redcloak: If you want a 4 hour draft, there's always Rochester Draft
Makoforte: Adam understands the game
KWardJenx: Iron Chef, but with drafting. Beej is the Chairman
RockPusher: Ben in the Yap Seat
TehAmelie: oh no, they're gone away forever
lamina5432: You meed some roomates for beej
Makoforte: @KWardJenx ...honestly that sounds pretty rad, but it's sealed
Makoforte: Er. Doing sealed with it.
KWardJenx: @Makoforte So long as he wears the most colorful, sequined outfits, it's a can't lose
Makoforte: @KWardJenx You build a sealed deck based on 5 packs, then you introduce the 6th for which you have to use X amount of cards.
Orxolon: helloooo everyone!did i miss much?
Juliamon: Just the draft
Makoforte: Something like that
Orxolon: anything spicey?
TehAmelie: i think the rolly cart was trying to sneak up on Serge
TehAmelie: that was fun, but i don't know if anyone noticed
Orxolon: @TehAmelie xD
TrustTheBunny: Dinger, missed the draft. But I'm in time for the gameplay, so silver linings!
tehfewl: assault suit
CaptainSpam:
@TrustTheBunny They WERE discussing just doing the draft and going home... 
r10pez10: wheeler nowhere to be seen
MegaDosX: Deadbridge Chant
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's it
loufghyslaufey: Wheeler will return in Kamigawa: Attack on Ikoria <(=w=)>
Gekyouryuu: the new blue arni
Spades_Slicc: blarni
Mindfire13: Arni, Humble Scribe
HadesLeprechaun: Arminhammer
loufghyslaufey: Or how Ikoria would phrase it, "Ikoria Attacks YOU"
Ajonstrup: When are they back?
Mustang_Redcloak:
Arni 
00gogo00: humble scribe
Sorator13: @Ajonstrup Soon. (They don't give exact times.)
Juliamon: They'll be back as soon as they've built their decks
00gogo00: I'm guessing it's the BR commons?
Ajonstrup: Thanks
loufghyslaufey: Boo...?? It was a land...
00gogo00: aw
Dog_of_Myth: R/G
loufghyslaufey: "Planeswalker matters" lands?
r10pez10: why is there an eye
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 Blame Jace
Sorator13: just jace things
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Jace needs to keep an eye on you
loufghyslaufey: Since when did planeswalkers matter in constructed these days?
Mythallian: Jace is DEAD long live tam
loufghyslaufey: @Mythallian Not my Tam. Swords to plowshares...!!
Dog_of_Myth:
A_Dub888:
BusTed:
r10pez10: holy shit
MrBevers: wow...
A_Dub888: what if my LGS doesn't have soda?
TehAmelie: we have too many Steves anyway
ContingentCat: Yay beverages
Mai_Andra: Fastest way to never be shown during a pre-release again...
kumatsu: I had a player I started giving game losses for slow play at FNM, they WERE that bad
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Don't take their advice. Please take your time at your prerelease.
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loufghyslaufey: @Mythallian She's a trap! She'll only finish.... what Jace started! Its just the dang "First Order" All Over Again, you sequel trilogies. Come on.
LRRbot: Vraska's Final Mercy [BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You lose 2 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • You lose 2 life. Empower Jace 6.
Spades_Slicc: thicc jace
johnnylongtorso: a noble spirit empowers the smallest Jace
LRRbot: Vigorbloom Vanguard // Seed Suture | Vigorbloom Vanguard [1{G/W}] | Creature — Troll Druid [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has vigilance. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
NeoKevlar: I thought you were doing a he-man reference to the secret lair they just did
NeoKevlar: because of the yeah yeah yeah he-man meme
LRRbot: Danitha, Spear of Agony [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Whenever you cast a spell that targets an opponent or a creature an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on Danitha.
johnnylongtorso: taste the rainbow
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
tehfewl: the goof
Dog_of_Myth: The goyf!
CrossXhunteR: did serge draft lightning bolt
r10pez10: goyf is just the same in every universe?
Mangledpixel: the canonical 'first printing' of goyf
Mustang_Redcloak:
mfw the goyf token is worth more than the actual card 
r10pez10: ohh i see
HadesLeprechaun: Ral created a whole new universe and just decide golf was perfect
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: like aven mindcensor showing up on amonkhet
HadesLeprechaun: *goyf
Mystwitch: Yeah goyf originally showed up as a "future" card teasing the Planeswalker card type
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Preserver [1G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Lands you control have hexproof. / {2}: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
thraximore: the goyf? it's ok
kumatsu: the red one ALSO does a lot
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
Spades_Slicc: premier lands pilot btw
LRRbot: Dark Matter Manipulator [B] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / This creature gets +2/+0 for every seven cards in your graveyard.
r10pez10: it might shuffle to the top
LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you control deals damage equal to its loyalty to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
DoodlestheGreat: Doesn't Serge get life from that last card?
DMGlol: I see why his mana base is so complicated now
WiJohn: Jace and face!
lamina5432: Still want more battles its been years now.
LoadingReadyRun:
@DoodlestheGreat 
I believe he cycled the witchstalker, so it didn't die
LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
Spades_Slicc: thiccer jace
DoodlestheGreat: I see. The card ended up not going into his hand. This game am hard.
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LRRbot: Rewrite Regrets [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature or planeswalker card with mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Empower Jace 2.
r10pez10: second tarmogoyf
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
LRRbot: Roiling Canopy | Land | This land enters tapped. / Whenever a Forest you control enters, if you control at least five other Forests, target creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / {T}: Add {G}.
r10pez10: ehehehe
Mustang_Redcloak: Green Valakut
ghizmou: Omg, it does the thing
DarkSVermoth: time to overrun
Spades_Slicc: Huh, they lowered the threshold for valakut
CrossXhunteR: when blue valakut
LoadingReadyRun:
Is the Witchstalker a two headed Borzoi?
Sorator13: @DarkSVermoth well, this is just *one* target creature, not all creatures you control
DarkSVermoth:
@Sorator13 just need a couple of landfalls 
LRRbot: Proft, Sinister Mastermind [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/5] | Threshold — You can't cast this spell unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. / Menace / {B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
LRRbot: Massacre Girl, Most Wanted [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, Massacre Girl deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life. / Whenever an opponent is dealt noncombat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Massacre Girl.
Drum0_0: Shouldn't Serge have taken 4 damage from combat?
LRRbot: Vinelasher Adept [4GG] | Creature — Rhino Soldier [2/4] | Reach / When this creature enters, put three +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Basic landcycling {2}
CrossXhunteR: @Drum0_0 wasnt he at 18
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
62MGcobra:
oh right draft started earlier. 
DarkSVermoth: @CrossXhunteR he was before the attacks
lamina5432: The passive ones are neat. Lilis is great.
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone else keep hearing Proft, Sinister Mastermind as Prof? (of Tolarian Community College) 
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun aaaaall the time, yep
TheLadyMakai: @LoadingReadyRun yep
Spritz_T: woof
r10pez10: big
LRRbot: Void Extrapolator // Omit Variables | Void Extrapolator [1B] | Creature — Aetherborn Warlock [2/2] | This creature enters prepared. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. // Omit Variables [{U/B}] | Sorcery | Mill three cards.
fcloud:
maybe Prof is ALSO a sinister mastermind?? 
what did kojima mean by this...
Sorator13: "and then I take 10" always a rough thing to say
LRRbot: Edgar, Moonlit Sovereign [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Werewolf Noble [4/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on Edgar. / {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Twilight_Spark: Oh no he's hot
n3ther: Awooo
drcthulu: has reality been fracture yet?
LRRbot: Medic's Kitesail [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying and "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life." / Equip {2}
Spritz_T: that's got to be one of the sweetest art cards of the set
Twilight_Spark:
n3ther: that equip is kind of good wtf
LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a card.
n3ther:
Sorator13: "if I take all the green cards, no one else will have reach!"
Mustang_Redcloak:
tehfewl: flying killing people in draft since 93
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CrossXhunteR: empower jace is very interesting for the pace of limited
Mythallian:
GREEN IZ BEST
kumatsu: yoooo, skulldugery mentioned
Painfully_Dyslexic: I'm keen to see empower with other planeswalkers
CrossXhunteR: there's the weird dork at uncommon, i think
CrossXhunteR: that makes the heartwood
xantos69:
50 Bits
r10pez10: i didn't know how much basic landcycling was here
Natedogg2: Please do not cheat.
WiJohn: @CrossXhunteR Yeah the 1 mana one that taps for not-spells
CrossXhunteR: @WiJohn for not-hand
A_Dub888: Gagic: The Mathering
kumatsu: I really liked Heartwood generators for ramp/fixing
CrossXhunteR: ive been liking limited going further into using hybrid mana at low rarities, as well as not-typed basic land cyclers
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
johnnylongtorso: this hand would be great if it were 11 cards
n3ther: "if only my 1 in 6 was the right one!"
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
BusTed: heheh
r10pez10: why is the rat being kissed
Spritz_T: calculated
TehAmelie: looking at the blessed ghoul, are we sure that's a zombie or just an undergrad?
LRRbot: Silence the Echo [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker or pay {3}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
tehfewl: @r10pez10 rat cute
A_Dub888: @tehfewl u cute
AtomicAlchemical: sick two for one Adam
tehfewl: @A_Dub888 oh, stop....
fcloud: @TehAmelie what do you mean? is there a difference
ghizmou: that pressure
TehAmelie: hue hue
LRRbot: Loot, the Nexus [2G] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [2/1] | {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
LRRbot: Winter, Tormented Loner [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [0/3] | When Winter enters, you may sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. When you do, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Winter gets +1/+0 for each creature and planeswalker card in your graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: loot, one half of an infinite mana combo in this limited format?
r10pez10: how did winter get more evil
CrossXhunteR: @r10pez10 valgavoth
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Mythallian: Adam should be up a life fro. The kite?
r10pez10: long may they reign
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Dark Matter Manipulator [B] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / This creature gets +2/+0 for every seven cards in your graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun:
so, the "way of" enchantments give the ability to all planswalkers you control. What do you think is the best non-Jace planeswalker to combo them with?
A_Dub888: off by one
ghizmou: prob tef that activates each turn
LRRbot: Vraska's Final Mercy [BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You lose 2 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • You lose 2 life. Empower Jace 6.
TehAmelie: something that gives itself a lot of pluses. . .
tehfewl: @LoadingReadyRun Narset, parter of viels
Fruan: @LoadingReadyRun There's a bunch of WotS walkers with no uppies that get crazy if you give them an uppie.
Spritz_T: there's also the ajani that gets loyalty from lifegain
LRRbot: Edgar, Moonlit Sovereign [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Werewolf Noble [4/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on Edgar. / {4}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
r10pez10: edgar
r10pez10: *edgar's a furry?
realbadatthis_: edgar barkov
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
gualdhar: think of it like bizzaro Edgar
LoadingReadyRun: @Fruan do any of the way of abilities have a positive cost?
yobigdogXL: as I dumb person this set looks complicated and intimidating
wholsometiger: @r10pez10 I really hope so...
Jensling: Pyromancer is positive for R iirc
tehfewl: @LoadingReadyRun way of the pyromancer has a +1 for 1 red mana
LRRbot: Uldaros Theorix [3UBB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [5/5] | Flying / When Uldaros Theorix enters, if you cast him, exile up to one target nonland card of each card type from your graveyard. Copy those cards. You may cast any number of spells with total mana value 6 or less from among the copies without paying their mana costs.
realbadatthis_: @LoadingReadyRun Think pyromancy is +1 add R
n3ther: ooh that card is very neat
LoadingReadyRun: @realbadatthis_ oooo, nice
LRRbot: Rank Rat [1B] | Creature — Zombie Rat [1/1] | When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.
MegaDosX: So notably, you get a token of the rat, not the original card, which got exiled
Commodore_Perry_GG: Gotta cast them all now right?
MegaDosX: All go on the stack at once I think
NonchalantAvenger: רקדםךואןםמ
Natedogg2: You cast them all at once.
NonchalantAvenger: resolution
Natedogg2: While the ability is resolving.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cast them during the resolution of the triggered ability.
LRRbot: Vraska's Final Mercy [BB] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • You lose 2 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • You lose 2 life. Empower Jace 6.
LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you control deals damage equal to its loyalty to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
Jensling: So Pyromancer and the uncommon walkers from War of the Spark that don't have positives, but have a passive effect is a pretty good combo
Frostwriter111: did the mill 3 draw happen yet?
platymage: Did the mill happen?
Armoric: I don't think so?
MegaDosX: Yeah I think Serge forgot his mill and draw
Mythallian: Not yet
LRRbot: Jiang Yanggu, Never Alone [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When Jiang Yanggu enters, create Mowu, a legendary 3/3 green Dog creature token. / At the beginning of your end step, untap all tokens you control.
Sorator13: Ben also hasn't given Serge the +1 life yet
MegaDosX: A lot happened all at once there
tehfewl: Dog
Spritz_T: good doggo
LRRbot: Titanbones, Towering Heart [3G] | Legendary Creature — Skeleton Druid [4/3] | Reach / Whenever you gain life, put two +1/+1 counters on Titanbones. / When you discard this card, you gain 3 life.
Mustang_Redcloak:
Seventy111:
aw what a cute dog I hope nothing happens to it in the echoverse 
LRRbot: Apex Witchstalker [4BB] | Creature — Wolf [6/4] | Menace / When this creature enters or dies, you gain 2 life. / Basic landcycling {2}
LRRbot: Verdant Kraken [4GGG] | Creature — Plant Kraken [6/6] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, you create a 3/3 green Forest Tentacle land creature token.
Frostwriter111: oh no
MegaDosX: Yeah this thing's wild
thraximore: things are looking better for our hero
tehfewl: Forest land Creature
Spritz_T: serge better end this fast
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LRRbot: Theorix Charm [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Mill three cards, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Titanbones, Towering Heart [3G] | Legendary Creature — Skeleton Druid [4/3] | Reach / Whenever you gain life, put two +1/+1 counters on Titanbones. / When you discard this card, you gain 3 life.
tehfewl: Theorix charm is a real card
LRRbot: Tam's Resistance [1{G/U}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / Empower Jace 4.
owangel1: Why did Jiang go to the graveyard?
Seventy111: this serge guy’s a real heel, huh
LRRbot: Way of the Necromancer [1B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Necromancer enters, empower Jace 2. / Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on each planeswalker you control.
MegaDosX: Empace Jower
TehAmelie: i'll accept"Empace" as jargon
MegaDosX: It was a board stall and then tentacles everywhere
Spritz_T: that's another plus loyalty ability in a way
couchboyj: The Jace of Spades
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13:
Seventy111: powerful magic?
lamina5432: I wonder if anything from the echo verse survived
couchboyj: Maybe we get a set in Emrakul's tummy in a few years
Frostwriter111: 2 extra counters on titanbones, not 1
Commodore_Perry_GG: 2 +1/+1 counters
WiJohn: Should be three counters on the bones
MegaDosX: I think unless something really wacky happens, we won't see anything Echoverse until they one day show up with a supplemental set again, which is unlikely when it's six sets a year I think
Dog_of_Myth: @lamina5432 Technically Tam
Commodore_Perry_GG: It got 1 from the Tam and gets 2 per life gain
Frostwriter111: there was a counter from the tam's spell last turn, so there should be 3 counters now
CrossXhunteR: it had a counter before the lifegain or not?
Sorator13: Ben...
LRRbot: Beacon of Unrest [3BB] | Sorcery | Put target artifact or creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle Beacon of Unrest into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Something Worth Saving [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. You gain 1 life.
Seventy111: Magic school bus except chandra drives the bus into emrakul
explodingcube13: Ben to the rescue
Commodore_Perry_GG:
A_Dub888: beeg bones
Voidhawk42: Emrakul slurped it up like spaghetti. But there might be a meatball or two left on the plate, so to speak.
CrossXhunteR: and he gains 1 life
Spritz_T: +1 life
DarkSVermoth: it's not looking good for our... heroe(?)
owangel1: Adam gains a life and more counters
LoadingReadyRun: Echoverse: Emrakul's Inside Story
Commodore_Perry_GG: Are decks going to get pretty low in FRA limited?
Mr_Bitterness: Keep reading Something Worth Saving
yobigdogXL: he said the thing!
CrossXhunteR: titanbones is big
explodingcube13: To be fair, Something Worth Saving does tack on that one life
gualdhar: that's disgusting
TehAmelie: fun fact: the sound from the Krakatoa explosion echoed around the Earth three times. sure making an echoverse would be much louder. . .
drcthulu: artifact, lang, creature, sorcery, instant, artifact
mattarrera: ready for the universes beyond magic schoolbus where ms. frizzle takes us on a tour of Emrakul’s stomach
LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
Mythallian:
drcthulu: enchantment
DarkSVermoth: and jiang makes the beast tokens have pseudo vigilance no?
drcthulu: prob no land
LRRbot: Jiang Yanggu, Never Alone [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | When Jiang Yanggu enters, create Mowu, a legendary 3/3 green Dog creature token. / At the beginning of your end step, untap all tokens you control.
A_Dub888: !card life's finale
LRRbot: Life's Finale [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then search target opponent's library for up to three creature cards and put them into their graveyard. Then that player shuffles.
LRRbot: Theorix Metamage // Omit Variables | Theorix Metamage [2{U/B}] | Creature — Shade Wizard [2/3] | This creature enters prepared. / Threshold — This creature gets +1/+0 and has flying as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. // Omit Variables [{U/B}] | Sorcery | Mill three cards.
CrossXhunteR: the list doesnt exist anymore
LRRbot: Proft, Sinister Mastermind [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/5] | Threshold — You can't cast this spell unless there are seven or more cards in your graveyard. / Menace / {B}, Discard this card: Target creature gets −3/−1 until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: or, it does not in boosters
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: settle actually coming back was hilarious
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Love evil Proft
MegaDosX: Tinybones with the kite would be funny
MegaDosX: Titanbones with the kite is an outstanding mental image
Commodore_Perry_GG: Kite 'n Bones
A_Dub888: Kitan Bones
realbadatthis_: big big kite
Commodore_Perry_GG: It's got menace too
LRRbot: Ruric Thar, Magecrusher [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior [7/7] | This spell can't be countered. / Reach, vigilance, trample / Ruric Thar has hexproof as long as they haven't dealt combat damage yet.
jessicatheblack: LOL @ulmer
Spritz_T: big boi
r10pez10: like a G6
MegaDosX: Yes you can
MegaDosX: Ruric Thar hell yeah
BusTed: ggs
CrossXhunteR: Big. Green.
Sorator13: big green stompies!
LRRbot: Sureshot Sower [1G] | Creature — Human Archer [3/1] | Reach / {3}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.
owangel1: Big. Dumb. Green. Idiots!
r10pez10: damn ruric thar is here
LRRbot: Kwia Vigorbloom [3GWW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [6/6] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink, ward {2} / Whenever you gain life, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add three mana of any one color." This ability triggers only once each turn.
Sorator13: also Ben, I like the hat + shirt combo; looks great
MegaDosX: Did Adam open a Hexhaven Invigorator?
LRRbot: Rewrite Regrets [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature or planeswalker card with mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Empower Jace 2.
lamina5432: sounds like the last round of my prerelease
CrossXhunteR: a mono color deck was the first time i 3-0'd an FNM draft
A_Dub888: It's all about the Bens, and how you play them
Ashimablackraven: Battle of the bens is the best
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yobigdogXL: that's creature wolf
adambomb625: big bones
letsbelgo: large calcium
Micalovits: A good boy
Sari0ur: xD
r10pez10: wow tinybones grew up
r10pez10: contact step
WotC_Matt: It's Ben a long time.
n3ther: ben ben ben
Sorator13: this definitely wasn't a plot point in Friday Nights
Tattybojangles69: Jace Beleben
jessicatheblack:
MWGNZ:
r10pez10: bodied
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
James_the_Dabbler: Bruh
johnnylongtorso: "Edgar, are you hungry?" "I could eat"
jessicatheblack: Boooooooo
kumatsu: they're all infectedanana
Verrain2: Blood sausage
LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
r10pez10: it wasn't good, but it was damn fast
WotC_Matt: Guy-napple?
LRRbot: Chandra's Emberling [2R] | Creature — Gremlin Elemental [2/2] | Haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Khalstrom: Weird weird
ShaneLeeAtk: Does peoplroni cup?
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
A_Dub888: What kind of pizza does Edgar have?
LRRbot: Liliana the Faultless [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
SilasLunark: girlypop mom
LRRbot: Winter, Team Player [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Convoke / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
SilasLunark: whiteclaw mom
DarkSVermoth: liliana being a soul sister feels wrong but then again, echoverse
Sorator13:
valid
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
LRRbot: Enlightened Confidant [1W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [2/1] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, surveil 1. If you put a card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand.
Mustang_Redcloak:
It was funny how Liliana's main beef with her echoverse versiion was that she was prettier than her
goombalax: Errata'd Confidant
Mindfire13: Hexhaven Kor
thraximore: uhm ackhtually
CrossXhunteR: kor are from magic the gathering
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
Natedogg2: Rath was overlaid onto Dominaria.
r10pez10: this wheeler guy knows a thing or two about magic the gathering
Welbog: The L'Cie
TommyGoodale: the kor are from nahiri
johnnylongtorso: I hope they have a Kor in the Star Trek set
WotC_Matt: We did the en-Kor once. Then we did them again.
letsbelgo: kor also live on arcavios
saintguard: I think that's the Kor conceit
adambomb625: judge, sleight of hand isn't legal in this format
Tattybojangles69: Petah the lore is here
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Blessed Ghoul [{W/B}] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{W/B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
GedankenPalast_:
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Did Wheeler sideboard in the hate card?
DarkSVermoth: no wonder it's a pizza party!
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goombalax: Robert Eggers directing a werewolf movie the same time we have Werewolf Edgar. Coincidence?!
kumatsu: Serge making the real heads-up play
LRRbot: Enlightened Confidant [1W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [2/1] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, surveil 1. If you put a card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand.
e_bloc: No
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
saintguard: Ya know, I didn't know that song was about meth, but it makes a lot of sense
DarkSVermoth: enlightened confidant will never see a trigger
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
r10pez10: one of the lyrics is legitimately "doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break"
saintguard:
LRRbot: Break Under Pressure [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control. You gain 2 life.
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WotC_Matt: Between the... lines?
tehfewl: the 4 right cords could make me cry
kumatsu: I have a friend who does it as their karaoke song, and screams 'THIS SONG IS ABOUT DOING METH" into the mic every time
LRRbot: Bloombrute [2GW] | Creature — Plant Elemental [4/4] | Whenever you gain life, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {4}{G}{W}: Target creature gains trample and lifelink until end of turn.
thraximore: welcome to limited
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
DarkSVermoth: all the removal and no chandra emberling
Commodore_Perry_GG: to be fair, the crystal meth line got censored on radio play
saintguard: Look, I haven't heard the actual lyrics to that song for maybe a decade, but y'all are very much right XD
BudgetJim:
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth:
saintguard:
r10pez10: it's a good song
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Winter, Team Player [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Convoke / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Lyra, Archangel of Dawn [2W] | Legendary Creature — Angel Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Angel you control.
r10pez10: oh damnlyra is here?
ghizmou: lyra is so smol now
LRRbot: Warrior's Blades [2RW] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {3}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on the creature it targets.
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
thraximore: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed:
CrossXhunteR:
Drum0_0:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: this game is wild
DarkSVermoth: they truly are removing everything
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
adept_nekomancer: The board must remain nice. and. empty.
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
RolfeRolfeRolfe: White best color in magic
Natedogg2: The first of his bloodline.
LRRbot: Predictive Preparations [1W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each of one or two target creatures. / Flashback {3}{W}
goombalax: all Ontarians know about Second Winter
Dog_of_Myth:
saintguard: Comes after False Spring, right?
letsbelgo: lololol
n3ther: is this bullying?
LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
DMGlol:
guess these guys just took all the white removal
LRRbot: Warrior's Blades [2RW] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {3}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on the creature it targets.
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
DarkSVermoth: @DMGlol to be fair, wheeler's has been in red
r10pez10: lightning helix on an equipment huh
LRRbot: No Admittance [1R] | Sorcery | No Admittance deals 3 damage to any target. / Empower Jace 1.
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
DarkSVermoth: wheeler took all the red removal, ben took all the white removal
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
CrossXhunteR: how many removal spells were cast in that game
CrossXhunteR: 12?
CrossXhunteR: dimir players
ekplayscards: LETS GO BENBEN
hd_dabnado: i thought Paul said Rizz
n3ther:
wait that came out wrong...
lamina5432: intentionally
ekplayscards: what were they thinking (endearing)
Dog_of_Myth: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #8269: "Alright twinks -- mount up." —Wheeler [2022-10-08]
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
DarkSVermoth: that's 3 for 3 which is great and funny
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
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DMGlol: wheeler ate ben's wheaties
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Paul, that joke hort me.
LRRbot: Predictive Preparations [1W] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on each of one or two target creatures. / Flashback {3}{W}
couchboyj: Edgar the grey and Edgar the white
Commodore_Perry_GG: a whole chain of Markovs
dolphgrim: Hey. I had to step out. Is this still My Little Ponies? Also, is it still Tuesday?
paronomasiac042: markovs chain a whole of
00gogo00: @dolphgrim I think so
r10pez10: contact step
LoadingReadyRun: each Hortimancer is flinches less then the last
dolphgrim: @00gogo00 Oh hell yeah!
LRRbot: Lyra, Archangel of Dawn [2W] | Legendary Creature — Angel Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each Angel you control.
LRRbot: Essence Burn [1R] | Instant | Essence Burn deals 5 damage to target black or green creature or planeswalker. If that permanent would die this turn, exile it instead.
r10pez10: i hope we get a small reya dawnbringer some day
LRRbot: Warrior's Blades [2RW] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {3}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each +1/+1 counter on the creature it targets.
LRRbot: Enlightened Confidant [1W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [2/1] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, surveil 1. If you put a card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand.
DarkSVermoth: who wins chat? boros life gain or abzan life gain?
Sari0ur: wheeler
LRRbot: Danitha, Sword of Hope [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Whenever you cast an Equipment spell or a spell that targets a creature you control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: One plus one plus two plus one
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
tempo413: bro is mad
LRRbot: Blossom-Blessed Angel // Seed Suture | Blossom-Blessed Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel Cleric [2/4] | Flying, vigilance / This creature enters prepared. // Seed Suture [{G/W}] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Break Under Pressure [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control. You gain 2 life.
jwholla: do you think vampires ever order pizza and accidentally get garlic sauce?
CrossXhunteR: pridemate at common. what will they think of next
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Bruceski: @jwholla They do it on purpose for extra spice. They're only white due to lack of sunlight.
LRRbot: Screeching Soulbreaker [2B] | Creature — Siren Bard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Wrath of the Bloodmane [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a legendary creature. / Wrath of the Bloodmane deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
definenull: ben's still in this!
fcloud: advantage benben, due to having double the bens at his disposal
LRRbot: Edgar, Ancient Bloodlord [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [2/3] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, you gain 1 life. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Put a +1/+1 counter on Edgar. He gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Solitary Cell [RW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {1}, {T}, Discard a legendary card: Draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie: snobby vampire who's been alive since the renaissance's last words: "i wanted aeolian harps on the plaza, not aioli on-"
LRRbot: Graft Surgeon [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / When this creature dies, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
Fruan: So is this set more removal heavy than I thought, or are these two just freaks?
letsbelgo: they are freaks
definenull: yes
fcloud: @Fruan maybe and yes
letsbelgo: (but also just picked all of the removal)
n3ther: two things can be true at the same time
LRRbot: Way of the Healer [3W] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Healer enters, empower Jace 5. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−2]: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1."
definenull: oh no
dolphgrim: "Click your base to recruit cadets. Give it a try!"
LRRbot: Unflinching Hortimancer [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Ward {1} / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
hallkomp: I was just gonna wait with food til the game was over, that was 10 min ago...
northish: fourtimancer
fcloud: benben should try putting more cards on the table, that seems strong
Sorator13: @hallkomp I fully cooked and ate dinner during this game. And I'm halfway through seconds.
definenull: yikes
Spritz_T: poor ben
hallkomp: @Sorator13 Do you have some leftovers?
Sorator13: I do think that when you can reasonably print a card that says "1, T, discard a legendary: draw a card", you're printing too many legendaries
definenull: ben held on for so long!
Sorator13: @hallkomp Only some green beans
Gekyouryuu: @Sorator13 tbf, the game's over 30 years old. even with a reasonable number of legends every year, we'd still have a ton by now
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu I don't mean the total; I mean the amount per set
Fruan: @Gekyouryuu I believe there was discussion on bsky today about how there were more legendary creatures than non-legendary printed in the last year.
Sorator13: yeah, that was mentioned at the top of the show as well
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Earthenone: !advice
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat my sushi.
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Never solidify the orb.
Dog_of_Myth: New kraken
MegaDosX: Verdant Kraken
Spritz_T: tentacle make
WiJohn: Dirt octopus!
Sorator13: hell yeah Cam
Frostwriter111: we'
Frostwriter111: we're watching Cam, not the dice
fcloud: "you can watch me organize the dice" cam out here pretending like i wouldnt watch that
tic459: my teacher in middle school to show us internet safety showed us a website about a tree octopus
fcloud: good news: pack 1 pick 1 jace. bad news: all the cards in this set are jace
TehAmelie: there was like a day when i believed in the tree octopus. what a weird time
LRRbot: Stingerquill Voxmancer // Vicious Verse | Stingerquill Voxmancer [{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't prepared, it becomes prepared. // Vicious Verse [{B/R}] | Sorcery | Vicious Verse deals 1 damage to target opponent.
e_bloc: now throw hands
definenull: oh this goblin is gonna kill people
r10pez10: voxy is in this?
LRRbot: Afterthought Sentry [2] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | {2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
Natedogg2: Vicious Verse, same as the first.
Voidhawk42: Little bit louder, little bit worse!
LRRbot: Humble Naturalist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell.
LRRbot: Way of the Paradox [2G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Paradox enters, empower Jace 5. / Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, you gain 1 life. You may play an additional land this turn.
fcloud: 2 seems awfully expensive for one-turn flying
e_bloc: and islandwalk
r10pez10: vraska is the paradox?
WotC_Matt: Jace is love. Jace is life. Jace is cards.
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 That's Tam.
TehAmelie: any loyalty ability. . .doesn't say once per turn either. . .
fcloud: every time they say vraska, i hear braska from ff10
r10pez10: thanks, i don't think i've met tam before
DarkSVermoth: i'm sure a lot of people want to punch jayce every turn
DarkSVermoth: jace*
Bruceski: Jace dies and it's very sad and all his friends are there. And Garruk.
Micalovits: 3 life, draw a card, play a land? Thats just Uro!
Voidhawk42: Growth Spiral + Gain 3 for 1 more mana isn't bad at all
LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
e_bloc: you're like sisyphus but once you push jace up the mountain you push him off
fcloud: and then jace walks up behind you. the eternal struggle
LRRbot: Fulminous Forte [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Fulminous Forte deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control. / • Fulminous Forte deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Kiora of Salt and Sand [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/4] | Whenever you attack, if you've activated a loyalty ability this turn, untap target attacking creature. It can't be blocked this turn. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−8]: Create an 8/8 blue Leviathan creature token with hexproof."
DarkSVermoth: death by a million verses
HadesLeprechaun: He might be a complicated, interesting character, but also his perfect world hated most dragons, separated animal companions from their owners, and imprisoned baby Loot forever, so, y'know, no sympathy
fcloud: its ok to be flooded kathleen, youre in blue
Spritz_T: solid creature
Voidhawk42:
@HadesLeprechaun But to be fair, the world also had downsides 
LRRbot: Afterthought Sentry [2] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | {2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
LRRbot: Way of the Paradox [2G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Paradox enters, empower Jace 5. / Whenever you activate a loyalty ability, you gain 1 life. You may play an additional land this turn.
LRRbot: Lich's Relic [B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, for each opponent, destroy up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
definenull: bless you x6
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
LRRbot: Ghalta the Unstoppable [8G] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [8/8] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Trample / Other creatures you control have trample.
Dog_of_Myth: Bless you
jadielady: bless you!
DarthRagnar815:
Many blessings
e_bloc: enflower 5
n3ther: had to pay the Ghalta tax
Spritz_T: kathleen's sneezes sounds like she's saying ecchi
bbblehh: Has anyone been on white/blue tonight?
TehAmelie: did you hear about the new T-rex find last week?
BrowneePointz: lol that’s sounds like a church call Nelly “Ghalta’s good, all the time.”
LRRbot: Hexhaven Dueling Arena | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target creature that attacked this turn becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. / {4}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
e_bloc: prepares on your upkeep but the spell is one with nothing
DarkSVermoth: oh that land is neat
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
johnnylongtorso: his time off request was unstoppable
e_bloc: tenure is a hell of a drug
fcloud: this spell has protection from HR
LRRbot: Infinite Coursework [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It becomes unprepared. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
LRRbot: Kiora of Salt and Sand [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/4] | Whenever you attack, if you've activated a loyalty ability this turn, untap target attacking creature. It can't be blocked this turn. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−8]: Create an 8/8 blue Leviathan creature token with hexproof."
LRRbot: Craterclaw Colossus [4RRR] | Artifact Creature — Beast Construct [5/5] | Haste / When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
definenull: beep
e_bloc:
fcloud: oh lawd he comin
DarkSVermoth: a red craterhoof behemoth!?
Spritz_T: ouch
kumatsu: @DarkSVermoth imagine if it had haste
TehAmelie: sort of a novel twist on Craterhoof
MegaDosX: We now green, white, and red hoofs. What would blue and black be?
e_bloc: haste is not in red's color pie
MegaDosX: Now have rather
Armoric: Serge's deck wouldn't like facing Wheeler's and its lifegain
MegaDosX: How about all of Mirrodin?
fcloud: when they cast hoof, dont worry, you'll be black and blue all over
Voidhawk42: Grab the whol;e of Mirrodin Pure
northish: I liked someone saying that Mirran Angel Atraxa is out there somewhere
kumatsu: Echoverse Angrath is also happy and well-adjusted, and his plane is not blown up
kumatsu: I like to imagine
LRRbot: Stingerquill Voxmancer // Vicious Verse | Stingerquill Voxmancer [{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't prepared, it becomes prepared. // Vicious Verse [{B/R}] | Sorcery | Vicious Verse deals 1 damage to target opponent.
yobigdogXL: I'd keep the top rated pizza place
adambomb625: @kumatsu He's fully enjoying that bachelor lifestyle
Mindfire13: Atraxa is now mono-red and a famed architect.
LRRbot: Sureshot Sower [1G] | Creature — Human Archer [3/1] | Reach / {3}{G}, Discard this card: Destroy target creature with flying.
iconicshadow89: I want to keep the guiding hydra
paronomasiac042: karn and golden mirrodin
DarkSVermoth:
@kumatsu in red and caring about artifacts? the madness! as if they could have that or both with a color combination that is fairly popular
fcloud: nelly, could you stop drawing so well?
e_bloc: yeah I'd probably keep tomik
LRRbot: Greenhouse Propagator [2G] | Creature — Cat Druid [2/3] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G}.
fcloud: he's green, he's a house, and he's proper. however, a gator? not so much
DarkSVermoth: and somehow it's still worse than llanowar elf
LRRbot: Afterthought Sentry [2] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | {2}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
adambomb625: Echoverse segovia is huge
LRRbot: Bestial Incursion [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / Flashback {5}{G}
LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
Mr_Horrible: me when I amp my bro's baena
e_bloc: its spell snake to me
r10pez10: amphis beyonce
LRRbot: Infinite Coursework [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It becomes unprepared. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
00gogo00: I think it's just a type of snake
MegaDosX: It's apparently a mythological snake
raulghoulia: are cane. whats hard about that?
Denis_Dobrolubov: A snake with two hands (as in the art).
Denis_Dobrolubov: *two heads, of course.
paronomasiac042: that art is clearly a snake draped on maelle from expedition 33
Makimachine: A greek myth snake I think.
Mr_Horrible:
clearly someone with hands on the design file had been playing some La-Mulana recently 
r10pez10: is amphis salamander
r10pez10: ophiomancer too iconic a name i guess
MegaDosX: So amphisbaena is both from Greek mythology, and the name of a genus of worm lizards
DarkSVermoth: this board is looking very beasty
MegaDosX: Apparently
r10pez10: next time i see an amphitheatre i'm going to be so disappointed
r10pez10: ooh, life total reset tech
East_Coast_Sam: Cameron does not become prepared until their upkeep
justaMaynerd: screw society
Dog_of_Myth:
northish: A pivotal moment early in my Magic career was someone saying "Dude, just attack me, I'm dead" I was so desperate to win with Felidar Sovereign and just did not think
justaMaynerd: go nuts
DarkSVermoth: i mean... doesn't sound that bad in this year anymore
fcloud: you say insanity, i say creative endeavour
r10pez10: twitch chat
MegaDosX: One of his fragments, does that count?
fcloud: is THAT the obstacle? mrs kathleen??
definenull: marriage =/= wedding
northish: Loot officiated it
NotCainNorAbel:
PhorrestGaze: does it get taxed like a duck?
r10pez10: it's five times cheaper to hire stuff if it's not a wedding
DarkSVermoth: is it really a mulligan if you both mulligan?
ladyjessica: Wasn’t it in their mind while Jace was dying?
fcloud: it's a co-lligan
fcloud: a bi-lligan
r10pez10: this jace went to market
MegaDosX: That happened in the PPR
RolfeRolfeRolfe: If you both mull, I think it benefits the person on the draw
fcloud: a poly-lligan
WotC_Matt: If everyone mulligans, nobody mulligans.
lirazel64: Which one is in a polycule?
justaMaynerd: cunnliggan
MegaDosX: @WotC_Matt OK Syndrome
Sorator13: It wasn't a Doctor Who marriage, you're saying
Mr_Horrible: they'd need to go to whatever district in Ravnica is equivalent to Vegas for that
fcloud: lands AND spells? OP
fcloud: what's officiated in ravnica stays in ravnica
TehAmelie: if you get married in the echoverse do you get divorced everywhere else?
Mr_Horrible: if you're signed up for a Shotgun Wedding CHECK WHICH GUILD IS HOSTING
definenull: just 100 years of servitude
Mr_Horrible: IT MAY BE LITERAL
goombalax: thats the Azorius
Natedogg2: I'm here to judge.
MegaDosX: A Rakdos wedding would be pretty spectacular
LRRbot: Marwyn, the Clearcutter [R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.
Voidhawk42: @MegaDosX "A rakdos wedding with only three deaths is considered a dull affair"
Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX "Four Funerals and a Wedding"
fcloud: it's a, nice day for a, rakdos wedding~
Dromos_GHG: Do not let the Simic cater the wedding
Mustang_Redcloak: When I first saw this card, I thought it was some Looney Tunes thing
Sorator13: @Dromos_GHG what, you don't like simic slaw?
LRRbot: Arcane Amphisbaena [1G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
DarkSVermoth: i mean i guess people can't complain about the lack of jace in the next few sets after this one
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
Dromos_GHG: @Sorator13 I'd be worried about the slaw liking me...to gnaw on
Decaped: All Jaced Up
LRRbot: Stingerquill Voxmancer // Vicious Verse | Stingerquill Voxmancer [{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [1/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't prepared, it becomes prepared. // Vicious Verse [{B/R}] | Sorcery | Vicious Verse deals 1 damage to target opponent.
LRRbot: Pompous Battlemage // Improvised Act | Pompous Battlemage [R] | Creature — Goblin Sorcerer [1/1] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Improvised Act [R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
fcloud: this set brought to you by jace. Jace: The Improvement Will Continue Until Resistance Is Eliminated
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Wow I was about to feel bad for Nelly missing the 3rd land, but then this happened
LRRbot: Bestial Incursion [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample. / Flashback {5}{G}
DarkSVermoth: no land rakdos feels bad
LRRbot: Stingerquill Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Stingerquill Charm deals 3 damage to any target. / • Target creature gains first strike and deathtouch until end of turn. / • Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. It gains haste until end of turn.
fcloud: that art is intense
johnnylongtorso: is Jace also a pompous battlemage
LRRbot: Infinite Coursework [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It becomes unprepared. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
fcloud: the magicverse is not lacking for pomposity or battlemages
LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
DarkSVermoth: we're 3 for 3 both on the voxmancer and the coursework
fcloud: its an epidemic frankly
WotC_Matt: That post was SO GOOD.
Mr_Horrible: definitely got a giggle out of me
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
LRRbot: Jace, Reality Sculptor [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | +1: Empower Jace X, where X is the number of Islands you control. / −3: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets −5/−0 until end of turn. / 0: Exile all but the bottom card of each opponent's library. Activate only if there are twenty-five or more loyalty counters among Jaces you control.
Mr_Horrible: Castaway Doubt: "an odd double feature, but both critically acclaimed"
r10pez10: it's the guy
MegaDosX: JaceX
Natedogg2: A Jace token, yes.
rosesmcgee: Two Jaces? I'm so sorry.
admiral_sky_: a joken, perhaps
Sorator13: yo, new Jace just dropped
e_bloc: now kiss
DarkSVermoth: +1 trigger loyalty abilities twice and draw card? seems pretty neat
LRRbot: Rampart Hunter [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
r10pez10: divorced from reality
Mr_Horrible: til ego death do us part
brainbosh: Jace X: Jace In Space
anosognostic: ill say it: vraska has big divorcee energy
r10pez10: so is jace dead dead or is the idea of jace going to live forever
Mustang_Redcloak: Little did Jace know, Vraska secretly took out a life insurance policy on Jace from the Orzhov
LRRbot: Ruric Thar, Biomagus [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Crab Wizard [4/6] | Flying / Prowess, prowess / Whenever Ruric Thar becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 He got a whole story dedicated to a character study of him, we saw him die and we saw the body. Then he got buried in a burial lake on Vryn. I'm fairly sure he's dead dead.
fcloud: @r10pez10 nobody's ever really dead
LRRbot: Keeper of the Quiet Hour [3] | Artifact Creature — Chimera [3/2] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 2.
r10pez10: hmm thanks
r10pez10: i suspect somehow elspeth died and returned again
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Kiora of Salt and Sand [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/4] | Whenever you attack, if you've activated a loyalty ability this turn, untap target attacking creature. It can't be blocked this turn. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−8]: Create an 8/8 blue Leviathan creature token with hexproof."
MegaDosX: The difference is Elspeth died on a plane where coming back from the dead is baked into it
Mr_Horrible: "Kiora of Fun and Sun"
Spritz_T: we may see that -8 this game
fcloud: heihachi mishima got thrown into a volcano, thrown into a volcano againa, and then, believe it or not, thrown into a volcano for record third time, and that mfer came back in a dlc
Juliamon: Kiora of Salt and Straw, ice cream party for everyone
r10pez10: kiora of trees and seas
johnnylongtorso: Kiora of Surf and Turf
LRRbot: Lyra, Tolarian Archangel [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of each end step, if you've drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature token with flying. / {3}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, whenever Lyra deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards.
Mustang_Redcloak: Jace will be back when WotC needs another cheap nostalgia hit
Mr_Horrible: only just realizing you can activate lyra multiple times
fcloud: kiora of sweet and sour, very popular at summer cookouts
r10pez10: yeah Mr_Horrible i just thought of that as well
Mr_Horrible: the jace bacon eggs & jace
Mr_Horrible: it's not got *much* jace in it
johnnylongtorso: I don't like Jace!
DarkSVermoth: this jace reality sculptor seems kinda nice
fcloud: jace jace jace jace, wonderful jace, beautiful jace
LRRbot: Extended Absence [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature or planeswalker. Extended Absence deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
r10pez10: i once asked for bacon and eggs with a side of bacon and got like ten slices. i like bacon but that was too much bacon
LRRbot: Compel Brutality [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / • Target planeswalker you control deals damage equal to its loyalty to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
LRRbot: Wrecking Ball [2BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature or land.
fcloud: i dont remember the wording on the jace tokens, can you activate the surveil ability more than once per turn?
James_the_Dabbler: Wrecking Ball is very funny here
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anyone else think Tam is gonna rename themselves Tam Belerrn?
r10pez10: naw, regular planeswalker loyalty ability rules
LRRbot: Greenhouse Propagator [2G] | Creature — Cat Druid [2/3] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G}.
fcloud: ty @r10pez10
LRRbot: Hexhaven Dueling Arena | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target creature that attacked this turn becomes prepared. Activate only as a sorcery. / {4}, {T}: Target creature becomes prepared.
RolfeRolfeRolfe: Kraken time!!
LRRbot: Cast Away Doubt [2B] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Cast Away Doubt deals 2 damage to each player.
James_the_Dabbler: On our own terms!
DarkSVermoth: jace was indeed playing with himself
anosognostic: Blue Man Group
fcloud: and also they'll play magic
Chenderle: nailed it
e_bloc: !clip
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WiJohn: Cam pulls the emergency eject lever
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @WiJohn With the grace and charm of the professional he is...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, any vorthos is chat, what's the status of Loot these days?
MegaDosX: With Vraska and Jace's mother on Vryn
MegaDosX: Last seen practicing his Ravnican alphabet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Interesting.
BrowneePointz: Last seen in the wake of Jace’s funeral practicing his Ravnican alphabet with momma Vraska and Grandmama Beleren
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty @megadosx
thedepthandbreadthofseth: That leads me to ask what Tam was looking to do?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Any clear plans/dirction?
BrowneePointz: Don’t know, she showed up at the house, Grandma dropped mugs in shock, Vraska went “why do you have his face and why are you here”
BrowneePointz: And she just said “my name’s Tam and I’m here to help!”
Mustang_Redcloak: Something I wonder. Where the heck was Teferi when all these Jace shenanigans were going on? And why did nobody ask him for help?
BrowneePointz: (Or make things better? I’d have to check the exact wording”
e_bloc: phased out
BrowneePointz: @Mustang_Redcloak desparked on Zhalfir
MegaDosX: @Mustang_Redcloak On Zhalfir
Mustang_Redcloak: Ah. So he got de-sparked. Ty
e_bloc: let's go with the first one
adambomb625: Tef finally fixed his biggest mistake and got rid of Phyrexia, probably enjoying retirement
definenull: Dabadee?
BrowneePointz: Yes him and Karn used the last of the spark juice before desparking saving Ajani and Nissa
WiJohn: WWWD
ChaoticObserver: I'm also blue, da be de da ba di
ghyllnox: LMAO
iconicshadow89: you should be focusing on impressing your wife James
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Mustang_Redcloak:
At least James can't do what he did on Pauper night here
e_bloc: praising with faint damnation
Lord_Hosk: I miss Nelly's face
BrowneePointz: I stand on my statement that all the folks at LRR who regularly play Magic are much better at Magic than they think
MegaDosX: Blue and green have rare lands
LRRbot: Proctor of Potential [WU] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, surveil 1. / {W}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if you've scried or surveilled this turn.
LRRbot: Infinite Coursework [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It becomes unprepared. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
r10pez10: scry with an i for scried is throwing me off for some reason
realbadatthis_: Has anyone played the Thinkler yet?
BrowneePointz: Playing the husband against the ral colors
BrowneePointz: His Gargoyle yeets you
AkiraBalance27: rals color is black though
Seventy111: AND it’s a 2/1 flier for 2?
LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mountain for mana, add an additional {R}.
BrowneePointz: @AkiraBalance27 that’s not echo tomik
e_bloc: tomik, the card you put in your deck when all your friends want to earthbend
BrowneePointz: red high tide!
WiJohn: Tomik says yeet the thick
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: He IS a student at a military academy
Seventy111: I think those are feathers, not hair
e_bloc: if I was a creature I would never enter prepared
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Thalia [1U] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/2] | Flying / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
Seventy111:
everybody wants to hang out with her but she’s shy
BrowneePointz: Fun fact, since Nicol got out and is regaining his memories, he’s resumed hunting down the Umezawa clan out of petty vengeance @LoadingReadyRun
e_bloc: 3 hour nap
a__travisty: does tetsuko umezawa combo with white ghalta to make it unblockable? or does it not work that way?
thraximore: me too
LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mountain for mana, add an additional {R}.
thraximore: school was cool actually
LRRbot: Kiora of Fire and Ashes [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/2] | When Kiora enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. / {8}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
e_bloc: mind's desire off the bonus sheet
comrade_cards: @a__travisty It certainly does work that way!
LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
hallkomp: Sorcery right
owangel1: Can't do that, sorcery speed
Seventy111: tis a sorcery
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Seventy111: tragic
Micalovits: Yup, sure also would have thought that was an instant
e_bloc: to be fair, that card should be an instant
MegaDosX: And Codie
a__travisty: @comrade_cards thanks, that's cool (and also terrifyng (thinking of all the cheap 0/4 and 0/5s....))
LRRbot: The Echoverse Fulcrum [2] | Legendary Artifact | When The Echoverse Fulcrum enters, draw a card, then discard a card. / {5}, {T}, Exile The Echoverse Fulcrum: Destroy all creatures. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Oh this card
e_bloc: it does things instants do
niccus: the Fulcrum really feels like something that would have come up in the story
Toaster_Strooder: who up blowing they things up
Toaster_Strooder: Manifest your inner Timmy, James
cjtree: I thought the fulcrum was just jace's tower in the story
e_bloc: screaming from the friendzone
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
dolphgrim: Rage is one of Wheeler's love languages
LRRbot: Fatehold Charm [WU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw a card. Empower Jace 2. / • Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand. / • Creatures you control get +1/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Undulating Witness [4U] | Creature — Serpent [3/5] | Flying / {2}: This creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {2}
LRRbot: Proctor of Potential [WU] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, surveil 1. / {W}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if you've scried or surveilled this turn.
LRRbot: Prudent Fateseer // Peer Review | Prudent Fateseer [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/4] | This creature enters prepared. / Whenever you scry or surveil, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
r10pez10: i misread 'fateseer' really badly there
r10pez10: fatesser
e_bloc: blossom blessed blangel
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
Seventy111: Jace was in charge of naming all the cards and just doesn’t quite have the hang of it yet
e_bloc: @Seventy111 he's a telepath, surely he could have found someone with good ideas and stolen them
LRRbot: Divining Duelist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature. / • Draw a card, then discard a card.
Dog_of_Myth: It can happen
MegaDosX: Splinter Twin is in the Special Guests list so quite rare to find in draft
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Cam.
Natedogg2: Now put him to work on the token box.
e_bloc: 2 months from now on mailtime, so many boxes
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Campus Crier [1W] | Creature — Human Advisor [3/1] | {1}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Empower Jace 2.
LRRbot: Prudent Fateseer // Peer Review | Prudent Fateseer [1{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/4] | This creature enters prepared. / Whenever you scry or surveil, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
Natedogg2: Well, that sounds good enough.
LRRbot: Murmuring Volume [3] | Artifact — Book | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Divining Duelist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature. / • Draw a card, then discard a card.
e_bloc: see, if you want to get Wheeler's attention, dump the token box on the floor
Chenderle: Splinter Twin combo piece on the board
LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Violent Echoes [2RR] | Instant | Violent Echoes deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage was dealt to that permanent this way, empower Jace X, where X is that excess damage.
bbblehh: I love Dominaria
LRRbot: Desperate Futurescribe [2WU] | Creature — Kor Scout [3/4] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you've scried or surveilled this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature instead.
LRRbot: Surveillance Phantasm [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [2/3] | Defender, flying, vigilance / As long as you've scried or surveilled this turn, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {3}{U}: Surveil 1.
thraximore: the jird
LRRbot: Infinite Coursework [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. It becomes unprepared. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
LRRbot: Kiora of Fire and Ashes [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/2] | When Kiora enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. / {8}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
Sorator13: and after they follow you home, later, they can follow you to the office and know where the moonbase is!
Lord_Hosk cancels trip
e_bloc: I think chat is far too lazy for most of that
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
Zilverwingknight: wish you all kept up with friday nights sadly i have a life too live so saldly i need to call it here thank you for all your hard work keep on being amazing and take care you all rock!
Lord_Hosk: And every episode she says "I dont remember this happening"
Natedogg2: Have I watched Friday Nights? Probably. Have I watched it in order? I wouldn't go that far.
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
Riiiiiiis: I've experienced many friday nights
Riiiiiiis: too many some would say
LRRbot: Tether Technician [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Artificer [4/5] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may discard a card. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
LoadingReadyRun: So many Jaces to go around! Enough for everyone to have someone to kill!
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
bbblehh: Statistically speaking, 9/10 players in your draft event will end up killing a Jace before the event ends
Seventy111: this is some sweaty magic
Sorator13: Many Jaces were harmed in the making of this set
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mountain for mana, add an additional {R}.
e_bloc: #content
Sorator13: One of them did, yeah
Seventy111: Adam did!
MrSarkhan: Adam
Natedogg2: Adam had it.
Lord_Hosk: James isn't going to get to murder his burger they will be closed before he gets there
IgnisDragon: has anyone cast identity echo yet? i played it at my prerelease last night
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Drum0_0: I even forgot it was Serge that Adam crushed, I just knew he crushed someone.
LRRbot: Fatehold Chronologist // Peer Review | Fatehold Chronologist [1{W/U}] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying / This creature enters prepared. // Peer Review [2{W/U}] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
LRRbot: Mindseeker Oculus [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/1] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 4.
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Pursuer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary [2/4] | Double strike / Prowess / Whenever a creature an opponent controls with power or toughness 1 or less blocks, Tetsuko Umezawa deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
LRRbot: Desperate Futurescribe [2WU] | Creature — Kor Scout [3/4] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you've scried or surveilled this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature instead.
e_bloc: twins
Frostwriter111: dragon something?
Boredering: and they were roommates?
e_bloc: !card dragon-style twins
LRRbot: Dragon-Style Twins [3RR] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | Double strike / Prowess
MasonzeroGaming: dragon style twins?
LRRbot: Violent Echoes [2RR] | Instant | Violent Echoes deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage was dealt to that permanent this way, empower Jace X, where X is that excess damage.
LRRbot: Fatehold Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
e_bloc: gross they're twins
MasonzeroGaming: The degenerates havent even invented dragon style yet
e_bloc: yeah can I get a double-double, dragon style
Boredering: a double strike, Dragon-Style
r10pez10: we heard it
dagoth__ur_: wow cameron is raging
dagoth__ur_: never seen that before
realbadatthis_: @e_bloc insert abobo steaming from ears movie clip
Juliamon: that means it's almost gobbler season at Wawa
LRRbot: Chandra, Chill of Compliance [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [3] | +1: Surveil 1. If you put a noncreature, nonland card into your graveyard this way, put that card into your hand. / +1: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. / −X: Tap target artifact or creature. Put X stun counters on it. / −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, draw a card."
r10pez10: those aren't words juliamon
LRRbot: Twinned Vision [1{U/R}] | Instant | Draw a card. If this spell wasn't cast from your hand, draw two cards instead. / Flashback—{1}{U/R}{U/R}, Discard a card.
Boredering: Chandra litterally is just a jace card with a different planeswalker on it
LRRbot: Prophesied End [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If it wasn't attacking, its controller draws a card.
LRRbot: Teyo, Lightshield Expert [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Flash / When Teyo enters, target permanent you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature. Put a loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.
dagoth__ur_: we got a game now
e_bloc: also not a sorcery
LRRbot: Surveillance Phantasm [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [2/3] | Defender, flying, vigilance / As long as you've scried or surveilled this turn, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {3}{U}: Surveil 1.
QuoteSF: prophesied end is crazy as an uncommon
LRRbot: Pyre Rhymer // Molten Tide | Pyre Rhymer [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Sorcerer [3/3] | Prowess / This creature enters prepared. // Molten Tide [R] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever you tap a Mountain for mana, add an additional {R}.
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Thalia [1U] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/2] | Flying / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Divining Duelist [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature. / • Untap target creature. / • Draw a card, then discard a card.
Sorator13: liar
Sorator13: lyre
IgnisDragon: mire
Sorator13: wire
KickAssKanuck: as a dota fan, dire
IgnisDragon: buyer
Spritz_T: sire
Sorator13: choir
dagoth__ur_: the turn around
Frostwriter111: guns for hire
Spritz_T: retire
EbDorian: inquire
dagoth__ur_: regular fire
e_bloc: dryer
Sorator13: require
e_bloc: well that's half of LRL written
iconicshadow89: esquire
IgnisDragon: attire
drewm1022: Ajani's something or other.
lamina5432: fireball still good in 2026
Sorator13: deep fryer
CaptainSpam: aspire
LRRbot: Traxos, Academy Guardian [3U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/5] | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn. / Flying, vigilance / Prowess
duradecore: quagmire
e_bloc: qualifier
Lord_Hosk: Storm count
niccus: i wonder what they would've put in the hexhaven mystical archive if they had space for it in the plot
Spritz_T: wall of fire
e_bloc: pyre
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
LRRbot: Clash of Elements [1UR] | Instant | Choose target nonland permanent. Its owner may put it on the top of their library. If they do, Clash of Elements deals 2 damage to them. If they didn't put the card on top of their library, they put it on the bottom.
Mr_Horrible: me too
Mr_Horrible: I mean what
e_bloc: hard hard same
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LRRbot: Surgical Precision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. You gain 1 life. / • You draw a card and gain 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: I don't think I've seen it yet, but "1/1 flier"
Spritz_T: good one
LRRbot: Eye of Jace [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, sacrifice this artifact, it deals 2 damage to each opponent, and you gain 2 life.
dagoth__ur_: jace do be looking
LRRbot: Fateshaper Aspirant [4W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [3/4] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • Return target legendary card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance and indestructible until end of turn.
e_bloc: transpire
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Has anyone said "infinite gyre?"
Mr_Horrible: ooh, solid
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, bloodstained mire
LRRbot: Kiora of Fire and Ashes [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [2/2] | When Kiora enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. / {8}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Scouring of the shire...
e_bloc: barbed wire
Spritz_T: Temur Battlecrier
northish: creacher
LRRbot: Tether Technician [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Artificer [4/5] | Reach / When this creature enters, you may discard a card. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
TriseAlpha: Lava Axe! (is not in the set)
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Does barbed wire exist in Magic's multiverse? Was there a "closing of the frontier" phase?
dumbo3k: could've played the mountain to have 8 mana and get a second dragon?
e_bloc: !card barbed wire
LRRbot: Barbed Wire [3] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this artifact deals 1 damage to that player. / {2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by this artifact this turn.
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e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn masques block
LRRbot: Memory Trap [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Intensifier, magnifier, multiplier, and, of course, goblin lyre.
e_bloc: put a ring on it
letsbelgo: dragon factory
Graham_LRR: this is a great game, dang
letsbelgo: @Graham_LRR your a great game
e_bloc: definitely getting our money's worth
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Graham_LRR This particular round, or Magic: the Gathering: A Deckmaster Game?
TriseAlpha: rock that dragon!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @letsbelgo Burn!
Fruan: Is Reality Fracture the best set this year? Looks like it might be.
TriseAlpha: Spider-Man was pretty good tho.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Elven Lyre? Enchanting Lyre?
LRRbot: Fatehold Charm [WU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw a card. Empower Jace 2. / • Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand. / • Creatures you control get +1/+2 until end of turn.
Spritz_T: kinda hard to deal with 2 5/5 flyers
e_bloc: this would be a brutal slowroll
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TriseAlpha That's a lot wrong.
e_bloc: oh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TriseAlpha Or, a little wrong and many waya.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In*
TriseAlpha: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Are you telling me I didn't have fun?
KickAssKanuck: GG's!
e_bloc: if only it was +2/+1 instead
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TriseAlpha I'm telling you it was last year...
TriseAlpha: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Yeah. And?
LRRbot: Frostbite Pyromental [URR] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Trample, haste / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
LRRbot: Proft, Consulting Detective [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [2/2] | Whenever you scry or surveil, you may pay {2}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Proft and draw a card.
TriseAlpha: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Who said I was talking to you?
e_bloc: butt lightning
ArtDecoSunburn: Who won game 3?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TriseAlpha I just assumed this was in response to the best set this year comment immediately before.
dumbo3k: @ArtDecoSunburn James
ArtDecoSunburn: Danke.
Gekyouryuu: Chat, I've just gone 2-1 in my prerelease, and I feel great
lamina5432: thanks for the strem
ArtDecoSunburn: Nice games, players. Thank you.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Enjoy the infinite gyre.
lamina5432: I have got back from one already
e_bloc:
284
e_bloc: button is very good
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Beholders are evil eyers.
e_bloc: game is really good
Juliamon: Darkest Dungeon/Dave the Diver/Subnautica
lamina5432: he definitely already got graham killed in dive or die
Fruan: It's a host off!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cam, I think your gonna need a shovel and or ouija board for Gary Shandling...
e_bloc: turns out friendship really is magic
lamina5432: its by the little nightmare devs
Dog_of_Myth:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Kird Ape best 1 drop of all time....
Dog_of_Myth:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: *sticks fingers in ears*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty bye
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
lamina5432: gnight
rogerivany:
Wait JamesTurnerYT is streaming minecraft on twitch? Is that allowed? 
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