Let's NOPE || REANIMAL

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chaz_existing: Oh nope
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 hieroglyphica: I'm about to get in the shower, because when you feel under the weather: return to the sea.
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 saucemaster5000: I'm more snoopy than spoopy
 jadielady: hey y'all
lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 also acceptable
 e_bloc: sup nopes and nopettes (and non-binary nopers)
 couchboyj:   
 wiganlass: 33 months of spoop 
 couchboyj: Noperinos
 e_bloc: hello lets nope my old friend
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 SnackPak_: @e_bloc I'm come to spoop with you again
 hatboozeparty: 
 JKBalch:  
chaz_existing: I Let's therefore I NOPE.
 BusTed: 😬
 lamina5432: right on time
lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: Twice
 e_bloc: because a lets nope softly creeping
 SnackPak_: the silence is so scary
 GhostValv: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 hatboozeparty: Nope
 DeM0nFiRe: jumpscare 
 James_the_Dabbler: it still says Batomon btw
lochnessseammonster: multiple times 
 raulghoulia: i assumed y'all messed up again
 RedAlexxis: Oh you scamps
  Sarah_Serinde: It does not still say Batomon
 cobthegreat: I didn't even notice
lochnessseammonster: almost asked in chat if it was just me
 dashiestand:           
 pleonasticTautology: wait is that going live post for real
GrathXVI: James: You gotta refresh
 StephenJM81: definitely checked my music
 Kramburger: Yeah, how dare we want you guys to do a good job
 electra310: Not Batomon to me
 dashiestand:  
 couchboyj:   
 PhorrestGaze:  
 GhostValv: D:
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 betweenmyself: No music confirmed!  So my earballs *have* been working! 
 James_the_Dabbler: oh my side needed a refresh
 SnackPak_: gettem spooifer
chaz_existing: Spoopifer: Revengance
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 RealGamerCow: spoopifer is on a cycle
 dashiestand: Merica
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 darkcyril: @betweenmyself That's like Twitch sending you a "your sub will be renewing soon" the day after it renews.
 RedAlexxis: just a totally normal intro to the let's nope
 tomoonspiralmel:  
lochnessseammonster: he could possess you
 Nigouki: Spoopifer has a SHIRT at the store right now. Beat that
hvhTim: I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS BC OF THIS BLUESKY POST
 couchboyj: Big Spoopin'
 dashiestand: 
 hatboozeparty: The kind that can pinch your arm
 exeJayce: oh look, spoopy time. hi chat, hi ben, adam!
lochnessseammonster: 
 quasi79fu: Ben is casper the friendly ghost
 e_bloc: 2014
 RealGamerCow: Adam "No but" Savidan
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 pleonasticTautology: 499 seeing if the going live notice was for real
 James_the_Dabbler: Adam: Master of baiting. wait
lochnessseammonster: what
n3ther: sus
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 dashiestand: See if what works
 SnackPak_: I hate this
n3ther: Minecraft loves this stream Pog
 Lockraemono: what is happening
 electra310: lol
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 betweenmyself: Spoopifer has twice as many LRR Twitch emotes as Adam…  Check and Mate.
chaz_existing: Yeah after checking bluesky I regret checking bluesky.
 gualdhar: it is meant for kids
  Sarah_Serinde: It's subtember and they're sponsoring the bonus subs this year
 dashiestand: And diablo
 BusTed: he's still playing
 Lockraemono: he was playing it like ten minutes ago
 electra310: It's pretty fun
TotallyNotaBeholder: Serge is still playing
 jadielady checks bluesky
 Kramburger: Isn't Minecraft the book Hitler wrote?
 GhostValv: seems good
 James_the_Dabbler: He’s still going
 lamina5432: its kids first ARPG
 jadielady: oh haha
n3ther: serge is doing roguelike variety
 quasi79fu: Ben what about teh new MInecraft Dungeons Two that just came out?
 MacbethSeemsSus: They also found another dimension
 Strebenherz: a late howdy y'all
 SnackPak_: @Kramburger boooo!
 itira: hello gamers
 saucemaster5000: @Kramburger 10%
n3ther: oh he did hit up the minecraft thing
gypocalypse: Because minecraft is know for its graphics
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n3ther: I still need to try it one day
 electra310: I mean, Minecraft isn't known for its graphics
n3ther: one day...
PhuzNutz: Stoopy Boys!!!!!!! Missed you goofballs
 Kramburger: How's that pelvic floor gang?
 dashiestand: Brb
 BusTed: Minecraft Dungeons is basically PoE
 betweenmyself: never, EVER, step in Minecraft with your bare feet 
gypocalypse: Hello
hvhTim: redefines punching a chunk when minecraft activates the plug
chaz_existing: @Kramburger rapidly decaying
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dm818: Someone is now High Masters
 lamina5432: adam did good
Earthenone: smart to turn off your brain before lets nope 
n3ther: he starts punching the air. it's an entire scene 
gypocalypse: My little pony........NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 niccus: a day of last minute changes
 e_bloc: that game is pretty damn interesting
chaz_existing: Oh I gotta watch that when it goes up. Seems like a cool time.
 TheMerricat: I feel like Paul is a closet DM
aislynn_13: Am I too late for the shooting lol
n3ther: Paul is all-knowing but he hides it
 SnackPak_: I assume thats where all Paul's magic knowledge comes from
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 goombalax: Paul was on the pro tour
gypocalypse: He goes to a PT
 PhorrestGaze: magic magic magic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: i've been lied to
 JKBalch: Didn't Paul place in a Pro Tour
 TheMerricat: Paul plays scientifically optimized Magic. 
 Strebenherz: that sounds like something coleslaw would say
 SnackPak_: its still real to me!
gypocalypse: Lots of things
 e_bloc: yet
WolfgangCloud: I went to the PT for the first time this year
lochnessseammonster: that's definitely a lie ben
 MacbethSeemsSus: Friday Night's isn't a documentary?!?
 ContingentCat: Not yet
Mai_Andra: Paul "learned" MtG scientifically.
 ShaneLeeAtk: BEEG Sammiches
 Vinewood_OG: That Giant Sandwich better not have been CGI!!!
 LowUpsideCJ: he might have unlearned how to play magic from reading chat during magic streams
 betweenmyself: which one of you is Scrappy? 
 Strebenherz: also you being coleslaw would explain the love for goo dragons 
 James_the_Dabbler: What do you MEAN Nelly doesn’t work at Yellowjacket
 FauksStarling: I wanna believe the sandwich scene was real
 RealGamerCow: Not enough scooby adventure areas in the plains
WitchyTQ: why do hauntings always have to be old?
chaz_existing: the wes anderson episode is a documentary though
 e_bloc: *cocks gun*  apartment's haunted
 GhostValv: D:
 SnackPak_: I want that new ghost smell
WitchyTQ: they gotta marinate or somethin?
 Dog_of_Myth: Haunted by a boomer
 gualdhar: @WitchyTQ aren't most humans who lived dead now?
lochnessseammonster: i wouldn't notice if i had ghosts cuz i also have adhd
Valkryir: statistical probability
Patorik: Pretty much everyone from back then died
 saucemaster5000: new ghosts don't know how to walk through walls
 e_bloc: comdey = tragedy + time
 betweenmyself: because musty smells = spooky
 Isaac3567: Less people die in their homes
 protojman: god a zoomer or gen a ghost
 BusTed: purgatory
 ArtDecoSunburn: I assume ghosting involves bureaucracy.
 Vinewood_OG: @Dog_of_Myth That's just watching CSPAN 
 BeefcakeEmperor: It's just a really long queue to pass into the afterlife
lochnessseammonster: there's an admin period
 MacbethSeemsSus: This is just getting into a night club
gypocalypse: They die then the story of their death is mythoically created and then the psychic energies coalate and manifest as a ghost...Or not.
 saucemaster5000: if you call him St. P-dog you become a ghost
WitchyTQ: this derailed so fast
 SnackPak_: the on-boarding process is wild
 e_bloc: its like the movie 'defending your life'
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you need to be pretty vengeful (or at the very least grumpy) to want to be a ghost
 itira: LOL
 SnackPak_: good answer
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start
snacksmuncher69: Afterlife by committee
 goombalax: strong start
 Vinewood_OG: Great 1st pick!
 GasCityGaming: good anser *clap*
 SnackPak_: not dead...
 e_bloc: Bourdain is goated
 MacbethSeemsSus: Both of them are alive
lochnessseammonster: i love this stream 
Mai_Andra: oh no, i have to get past a hiring squad to get into the afterlife? 
 ContingentCat: @witchytq this is my favourite part of let's nope
 itira: theyre both alive!
n3ther: BRUH
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's actually ghost Kevin O'Leary. He's still a jerk.
 Vinewood_OG: both very much alive!!!!
 couchboyj: Adam better hope Spoopifer aint on the list
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n3ther: Adam what are you doing lol
 SnackPak_: you gotta stop Adam
 goombalax: Sean Connery
  Sarah_Serinde: Christopher Lee
gypocalypse: Gambon
 Vinewood_OG: Christopher Lee
 JKBalch: Famously
 Mr_Horrible: Christopher Lee
 raulghoulia: theyre going to be in Doomsday in November
 BusTed: christopher lee
Krillin_fan: Tim Curry?
barbmitzvah: Michael Gambon
 e_bloc: alan rickman??
 Strebenherz: Christopher lee some time ago
 BeefcakeEmperor: Sir Ian is Gandalf though so it's just astral projection
 Nigouki: Adam both of them are in Avengers Doomsday
gypocalypse: Jesus
 Strebenherz: Also christopher lee did some REALLY BANGING heavy metal
 Mr_Horrible: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 saucemaster5000: damn man
 quasi79fu: Vincent Price
 betweenmyself: Betty White, for the nice lady judge
 ContingentCat: Wow
 KCMcG: How many of the sharks do you have to convince to become a ghost?
mulligan2six: There's a seat at the table ready for them
WitchyTQ: i want chat to spam "that's my streamer [derogatory]"
 exeJayce: yo that's beyond a hate crime
Patorik: Turns out he's a human, and they do tend to die
 exeJayce: how could you say that
 e_bloc: first in first out
mulligan2six: That's my streamer [derogatory]
 Vinewood_OG: Bat'leth tournament?
 ContingentCat: That's my streamer [derogatory]
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gualdhar: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 James_the_Dabbler: That’s my streamer [derogatory]
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "yo, we need to form an alliance"
 goombalax: christopher lee making fire against ian mckellan
 Strebenherz: Adam if Patrick Stewart kicks it tomorrow i'm finding and clogging your toilet
 quasi79fu: How did we get here again?
 saucemaster5000: vincent price
 GasCityGaming: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 Dog_of_Myth: that's my streamer [derogatory]
lochnessseammonster: hell yeah 
 itira: LOLOL
 dashiestand: That's my streamer [derogatory]
 SnackPak_: what about Dolly?
 itira: holy fuck
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a seat warmer 
 raulghoulia: died in 2018
n3ther: stooop
 exeJayce: as long as no one mentions David Attenborough then I think we're good
n3ther: lol
 Strebenherz: I'm getting the spray bottle
 MacbethSeemsSus: Burt Reynolds is on the afterlife bench
 Vinewood_OG: Dolly and Curry
lochnessseammonster: betty white
 SnackPak_: Dolly or riot!
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 tabbyphobos: Jim Henson
 itira: also. why are they all men
 electra310: Dolly would just let everybody in
n3ther: forgetting dolly parton smh
WitchyTQ: dolly and curry on the queer ghost panel chat
barbmitzvah: @lochnessseammonster Yes please
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Patrick sits on Ians lap
 WiJohn: Who's master and who's blaster?
 MacbethSeemsSus: They are besties, they'd be down for it
 esstaroza_:  
WitchyTQ: we get to haunt the aesthetic places
 exeJayce: Dolly doesn't need to be on the bench because she's running the whole thing
 Vinewood_OG: Bob Ross, Mr Rogers, Carl Sagan, and Betty White
 FauksStarling: Burt Reynolds is the weedle you pick up right at the beginning and replace as soon as you get a 7th pokemon.
 Mollylele: this is becoming musical chairs
n3ther: mhm mhmm
 PhorrestGaze: pack the council
WitchyTQ: new party question: who would you put on the ghost council?
 quasi79fu: i think im doomed if thats the council
 itira: theres a checklist
 ArtDecoSunburn: Do you get counsel?
 calculated_uncertainties: Pat and Ian are like bffs irl
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: *this* is the middle place D:
 tehfewl: Heaven or Hell. Lets Rock
 shendaras: The medium place.
 Vinewood_OG: "Those Hobbit movies weren't great, Ian...."
 Kramburger: I have never tiked a tok
 ghizmou: you haven't done enough set in the gym, come back when you're swole
 PhorrestGaze: oh, we're about to have a ghost glut
 BusTed: do they get assigned to an ironic locale
 quasi79fu: great im being assigned to a toilet
 Driosenth: You were very middling, you just have to go to hell on the weekends
Krillin_fan: why do you think the ghost is so mad?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Shark Tank Announcer: Unbelievably, Brad just told Betty White he had no regrets negging his ex.
 betweenmyself: sorry, my Luigi Board seems to not be working; it only does English
WitchyTQ: all ghosts can speak ghost language
 Mollylele: it’s like a ghost DMV
WitchyTQ: someone smarter can make a ghost language pun
 saucemaster5000: what movie do they show in the waiting room
 GhostValv: someone is totally gonna make a "betty white of the ghost council" proxy now
 FauksStarling: A cold breeze whips through the room, and a voice whispers... "Bonjour!"
 quasi79fu: yay magic
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you think the ghost is making horrible noises, but it's actually just French 
 BraveOthello: Its instanced
 Driosenth: ♫I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait♫
 saucemaster5000: ecto-lingual
 Vinewood_OG: Limbo, but it's just oklahoma
 ArtDecoSunburn: It's like a car dealership waiting room. Tiny fridge of water.
 betweenmyself: can Luigi Board make you pregonate? 
7gorobei: limbo is instanced
 James_the_Dabbler: fog effect?
 ContingentCat: Like an airport
 exeJayce: @Vinewood_OG I thought limbo would be Ohio
 BeefcakeEmperor: Limbo is just a 90-floor shopping center
 couchboyj: Ghosts are undead, undead are Horde, so ghosts all speak Orcish
 James_the_Dabbler: @exeJayce Hey you leave Oklahoma out of this
 Vinewood_OG: @exeJayce Or is that Purgatory? Hmmm
 MacbethSeemsSus: So how to ghosts reapply to the board
 quasi79fu: i live in Limbo?
 RealGamerCow: Brian Blessed
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Vinewood_OG: ooooooh YESSS
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 saucemaster5000: why do you think england is so haunted
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: y'know, we deserve it at this point
 Kramburger: Oh Thatcher was sent STRAIGHT to hel;l in that case
lochnessseammonster:  
 ArtDecoSunburn: Irony, past dead are being judged by Adam's council. So Aristotle, Joan of Arc, and Genghis Khan also go before Bourdain and Price.
 quasi79fu: Nesssie is on the british ghost tribunal?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Kramburger Afterlife equivalent of the fast pass
 betweenmyself: @quasi79fu I tried living in Limbo but they said I didn’t belong.  Ironically they set the bar too high. 
 quasi79fu: hahahahahaahha
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus You even get a bracelet!
 Vinewood_OG: "We in Hell would like to set the record straight. We have nothing to do with Margaret Thatcher."
 SnackPak_: Graham and Alex have a rad camero
lochnessseammonster: 
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lochnessseammonster: 
 FauksStarling: We got to stay with Uncle Alex and he showed us the terrible parts of the internet.
 exeJayce: I could never do anything since all the teachers knew my aunt and uncle since they were also teachers....
 ContingentCat: You scamp
 exeJayce: also CT mention!!! holy shit I love that game
 itira: good game good game
 paulthemapguy: Chameleon Twist is that game everyone rented but didn't buy
dm818: Most parents played N64
 saucemaster5000: oh hate renting games for kids to play would be peak parenting
 tehfewl: spoilers: we are the parents
 exeJayce: I bought CT and CT2 as an adult, does that count?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: now, there are more parents who grew up with videogames
 Vinewood_OG: mobile gamin *shudders* exists
 TheMerricat: Fun fact, most parents today still don't know what an N64 is but not because they don't play games. 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Chappelle Roan asked to be added to Fornite
 betweenmyself: N64 is the only system I purchased on launch day. 
 KeytarCat: @TheMerricat ...fuck
 Mr_Horrible: *waits to see if the check has cleared* "GTA VI"
 ContingentCat: @MacbethSeemsSus And has since been added!
 BusTed: aww
lochnessseammonster: 
gypocalypse: This is the most random set of topics on any stream I've ever watched....Ghosts, console knowledge, mothers, isn't this a horror game stream?
 Mr_Horrible: "Ah, you last checked in back in 2023"
 BusTed: how old did he look
 saucemaster5000: Drive rush to kill
 ArtDecoSunburn: @gypocalypse This is the checklist for the Bourdain Limbo Panel oral examination. Determines where you'll be haunting.
lochnessseammonster:   
 Mr_Horrible: every 3rd Strike *does* have to pay for their crimes, it's true
 Mr_Horrible: *3rd Striker
 saucemaster5000: he'd back up and spam normals to build meter
n3ther: @lochnessseammonster 
 SnackPak_: oof
WitchyTQ: pain
 ghizmou: wow
 exeJayce: oh
aislynn_13: I have realized I am the uncle spencer for my child and her generation
n3ther: 34 or 35
n3ther: we might never know
Mai_Andra: the side-eye...
 paulthemapguy: Ok good we don't have to backseat Ben's age again
dm818: Oh how old are your teammates?
 exeJayce: Ben out here trying to get himself yeeted from the stream
 ghizmou: mr seabats
n3ther: hi Ad--seabats
 prince_infidel: Ben is definitely not 35
 Lockraemono: atom
 dashiestand: Do you see bats though
 itira: Adam C Bats
aislynn_13: (he's the one who modded our Xbox and put random games on it)
 Mr_Horrible: Shaw
 Kramburger: c"batz
gypocalypse: @ArtDecoSunburn I want to haunt a hospital. but as a nice ghost that helps people in pain by making them feel cold and help manage fevers
 ArtDecoSunburn: What's the origin of your Seabats name, Adam? Did you begin with bats or the sea?
 Lockraemono: oh no
 KeytarCat: External brains and such
 BusTed: haha
 itira: 
 Lockraemono: old men
 saucemaster5000: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
lochnessseammonster: 
n3ther: that means he didn't clock you
 Mr_Horrible: Unc recognize Unc 
 BusTed: 
 betweenmyself: There’s an anime where private school girls play Street Fighter 6 in secret.  Thus fighting games are main stream now. 
lochnessseammonster: you love to see it
 gualdhar: Adam got the geriatric team
 MacbethSeemsSus: Gotta ask people what their first version of Windows was
 BusTed: 
 kumatsu: ook ook 
 Mr_Horrible: ook ook big button, I plus
gypocalypse: @MacbethSeemsSus 3.1
 Lockraemono: idk I was a child
 paulthemapguy: 3.1
 Kramburger: Adam peels his banana from the bottom
 kumatsu: 3.1 gaming
 raulghoulia: tournament at the old folks home
lochnessseammonster: 95
 jadielady: 3.1
 niccus: DOS
 MrSarkhan: 95
 xantos69: My first computer was DOS.
 GhostValv: 3.1 
 gualdhar: Windows? MSDOS baby
Patorik: 95
 Dog_of_Myth: 95
 ShaneLeeAtk: 3.1
 Orestes290: 95
 JKBalch: 59
 hatboozeparty: 95 for me
   Anubis169: 3.1
 electra310: DOS
 TheMerricat: MS-DOS BABY!
 e_bloc: 3.1
thehokeypokey: 3.1
 SnackPak_: I was using computers before windows was a thing
 exeJayce: 95.....
 ContingentCat: 95
 Kramburger: 3.1
 dashiestand: 95 hello fellow olds
 saucemaster5000: I remember when 95 came out so whatever was before that
 TheMerricat: No.
 RealGamerCow: I am "I had to set IRQs" old
 terminal_void: 3.1
gypocalypse: NO
 LadyAiluros: nooope
 Lockraemono: nav deez
mhbmk2: MSDOS
 SnackPak_: it became firefox
 Mr_Horrible: 95 or 98 was the first one we had on a home computer iirc
 niccus: the only browser is chrome
 ArtDecoSunburn: @gypocalypse That's actually kind of sweet. You'll get to hang out with Typhoid Mary at Bellvue. Every time someone hangs up a damp wash cloth, you'll be there.
 BusTed: it is no longer an ongoing concern
 LadyAiluros: THey became Mozilla IIRC
 shendaras: No. It sort of became mozilla
 TheMerricat: Netscape became Firefox.
 GhostValv: DOS ain't Windows, or else I would've said MSDOS
Mai_Andra: my first computer did not have an operating system...
 electra310: Anyone remember the Headstart Environment? I had that before Windows
 itira: 
 Lockraemono: my mom was a moderator for AOL
 wiganlass: First computer was a Sinclair zx spectrum
 kumatsu: COL
 betweenmyself: I’m not sure if Netscape is still going; let me Ask Jeeves.
 Lockraemono: 
 SAJewers: wikipedia says the last release of netscape navigator was feb 2008
glitched_goddess: America is both halves bro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm an American and I don't want to be
 Lockraemono: yepppp
 TheMerricat: @wiganlass ZX81 or Atari 2600 depending on how you want to count. 
 Kramburger: I remember waiting 15 minutes to see a single picture of magneto pulling out wolverine's skeleton
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Lockraemono: pro snitch
lochnessseammonster: 
 dashiestand:   
 MrSarkhan: 
 Lockraemono: get that money
 Mattmitchell45: A War with their Mods
 FauksStarling: Your mom saw some shit
 Mr_Horrible: "We love our mods" also "mods are professional snitches"
Kaaosa: snitches get riches
 Mr_Horrible: PICK A LANE
Earthenone: i got that game you were playing after the stream ended. berry build is so fun 
 Lockraemono: 
 RealGamerCow: generational snitching
 Lockraemono: too late
 Lockraemono: hotel booked
 ArtDecoSunburn: Book recomendation from a computer historian: "The New New Thing." All about Netscape. By Michael Lewis.
 KeytarCat: Holy shit, my first version of windows actually was BOB
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Kaaosa: shuffle deez
 prince_infidel: Come at me
 itira:   
 Lockraemono: 
lochnessseammonster:   
 SnackPak_: scatter!
chaz_existing: oh dearie me
 RainyMint: Weeee!
aislynn_13: Let's gooooo
 MrSarkhan:  
 Strebenherz: late reply, but 95/98 i think
AMuseOfFirebane: 
 dashiestand: What dis
 shendaras: 
 ContingentCat: o7
 Strebenherz: take your shot never punished
 SnackPak_: oooo
 Lockraemono: owned
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mollylele: safe
 Dog_of_Myth: so close
chaz_existing: z
realbadatthis_: o7
 Lockraemono: ownnnddddd
 PhorrestGaze: Who's the bad influence in this?
 hatboozeparty: z7
 MacbethSeemsSus: z7
 wiganlass: O7
lochnessseammonster: so close
aislynn_13: Safe!!
 Strebenherz: z7
 prince_infidel: Damn
 FauksStarling: o7
 IanAllenBird: z7
 itira: daaaamn 
adept_nekomancer: z7
 Dog_of_Myth: z7
 MrSarkhan: z7
 Mr_Horrible: 1 pixel off
 RainyMint: z7
Kaaosa: bye zockraemono
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: damn 
margerfol: o7
 Mr_Horrible: z7
 xantos69: Never punished.
aislynn_13: o7
 spo8n: z7
 exeJayce: z7
 shendaras: z7
 DeM0nFiRe: z7
 Strebenherz: do we even have any zs?
YeOldeMark: o7
 Mollylele: z7
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 07
Patorik: z7
7gorobei: z7
 quasi79fu: zed
chaz_existing: hm
 tehfewl: Zed's dead baby
 itira: z7
 prince_infidel: z7
 Joecool190: z7
queerlystudley: oZ
 BeefcakeEmperor: z7
 spethycakes: z7
 dashiestand: Reroll
lochnessseammonster: o7
 saucemaster5000: z7
 ContingentCat: z7
KWardJenx: oZ
 GhostValv: z7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: z7
 Kramburger: z7
 Steelwolf171: z7
 Vinewood_OG: z7
 Mattmitchell45: z7
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mai_Andra Also a punch card fan?
 dashiestand: Z7
Riandisa: z7
 Lockraemono: lil guys
 paulthemapguy: Zed dead revolver
 BeefcakeEmperor: zO
chaz_existing: z7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You keep rolling zed
 SnackPak_: z7
 Kramburger: oZ
 electra310: o7
 PhorrestGaze: oZ
 Saintnex: oz
 BusTed: 
dukeofearl97: o7
 wiganlass: O7
 goombalax: z7
lochnessseammonster: oZ
 quasi79fu: 07
 spethycakes: nerdz
 lamina5432: z7
 RelwinEJ: They always come back
 Mattmitchell45: How was Batomon?
 Mr_Horrible: "I actually hate this game. #sponsored"
lochnessseammonster: i blame lrr for my magic collection 
 xantos69: I honestly wouldn't know what I would do if LRR went away.  You are my only source of entertainment.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Or if an animal gets sick, instantly that would get you the money
 ArtDecoSunburn: You could take up a dead CCG, Ben.
gypocalypse: You never stop playing magic, its jus a long time between matches
 TheMerricat: @Mattmitchell45 Their final team melted stuff.
 Lockraemono: downpayment deck
lochnessseammonster: 
 KCMcG: You and Jorbs are the only twitch channels I watch nowadays.
 Mr_Horrible: make one of those stupid cube crafts
 exeJayce: the Fandom party I went to once was sponsored by none other than Heinz Ketchup so hearing "sponsored" makes me automatically react
 ghizmou: what about a card condo
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 spethycakes: They should pay Adam extra for this genius idea
 saucemaster5000: let's not do what kevin spacey did
 Mollylele: kevin spacey shoulda sold his magic cards way sooner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's on Sunday
 ArtDecoSunburn: @exeJayce Was it in Pittsburgh?
 Dog_of_Myth: House of Lies is Rhythm Cafe bit
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we've seen Ben play Monikers...
 goombalax: you're young yet
Mai_Andra: Heather already has the house of lies
 Mr_Horrible: don't sound so crestfallen, Adam 
Kaaosa: okay let's not claim to be normal
 ContingentCat: house of lies is on Sunday
lochnessseammonster: that's why i like it here 
Spades_Slicc: So that going live post
 Saintnex: I got bad news Ben 
glitched_goddess: y’all would do all the wholesome ok stuff and act like it’s shitty
 goombalax: spacey was 60
 Lockraemono: hmmmmmmm
 betweenmyself: LER canceled, nah…  Only way LRR goes broke is if they go woke, which surely isn’t going to happen. 
 lamina5432: turns out you are cool peops
 SkylerRingtail: I prefer to give my money to wholesome creators who aren't sex pests, so keep up the good work
 itira: everyday normal guys
 Lockraemono: I do weirdos
 Lockraemono: heyo
 DeM0nFiRe: Congrats on proving the doubters (you) wrong
 exeJayce: @ArtDecoSunburn New York City! 2022
 xantos69: It is ok to be normal.  But being not normal isn't bad.
 kumatsu: We're just normal men
 NightValien28: I don't know man, you play world of warcraft
 quasi79fu: BEn is normal?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mollylele He definitely should have conceded instead of tap-tapping.
thesurfaceofthemoon: Having snakes isn't normal. I'm not saying it's wrong, but it isn't very normal.
 TheMerricat: You are 'safe zone' of your career life. It's the young folk and the old folk who get canceled.
 dolphgrim: Hold up...60k in mtg cards?
chaz_existing: Time for us all to wake up to the woke up
 NightValien28: have you seen goldshire
 betweenmyself: DWAH!?! 
 Lockraemono: bless you
 Dog_of_Myth: Bless you
Earthenone: you managed to avoid being canceld for the shreck incident, you are good
gypocalypse: WOW?!?! you FReak...Nice to see a fellow freak
 lamina5432: never played wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Never played
 Vinewood_OG: some of them still haven't showered
 ArtDecoSunburn: @exeJayce Neat. I asked because Heinz is so integral to Pittsburgh's self-identification.
WitchyTQ: theyre the cool nerds, chat
 Saintnex: yea never played either
 TheMerricat: You can't be normal unless you also played Everquest and Ultima Online. 
GGsLive: wow literally just got rereleased
 Mr_Horrible: WoW's cultural cachet is big but it is not actually more widely played than most console mainstays
 jadielady: I was just playing for the first time in a few years  forgot it was brewfest time
 Mr_Horrible: it's an MMO, it's still kinda niche as far as games go
 Kramburger: My gamer friends were all into different games
 saucemaster5000: I was in a DnD club since I was 6
 itira: @WitchyTQ yeah, same 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @thesurfaceofthemoon Now if he could train the snakes to also play cards . . .
 saucemaster5000: true
 betweenmyself: Video games never die.  Everquest is taking preorders for their 32nd expansion *right now*.
 RealGamerCow: I actually never played WoW, but that's because I had burned out HARD on Everquest.
Mai_Andra: I got into video games from my grandfather.
glitched_goddess: playing wow is one thing. but did you play on moon guard
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 Lockraemono: past tense
lochnessseammonster: my grandfather nicknamed me "click click" cuz i would play nintendo (usually tetris) whenever i went to their house when i was like 6 
 xantos69: you all know the first "M" stands for Massive right?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @betweenmyself I wish Ultima Online were still around.
EvilBadman: There was an entire south Park episode made IN it
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 shendaras: Garona and Baelgun.
 far2muchsarcasm:  
 Isaac3567: I was a Guild Wars player instead. Stuck to Warcraft 3 otherwise
 Lockraemono: yoooo
 BusTed: Mal'Ganis babyyy
 dashiestand: Opinion on fractured reality
 Saintnex: MMOs are def niche, also playing a game vs knowing about a game is two very different things lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Never played WOW but did play City of Heroes.
 Strebenherz: i was a runescaper
 RelwinEJ: No shot Adam. OG Malganis crew.
 SpleenLord: Dark Iron was the best server
 hatboozeparty: The entire family? That sounds awesome
 AmathySkellington: I started life on Illidan. We used to call it Illidown.
WitchyTQ: @Isaac3567 ya i was guild wars as well o7
 Lockraemono: gramma is looking forward to wow forever
EvilBadman: Dark Iron was the Penny Arcade Alliance home
 TheMerricat: So WoW is roughly 100 million accounts lifetime. It's _big_ but it's not _universally_ big.
 Mattmitchell45: The Narc Family of Gamers
 dashiestand: You say iron funny
n3ther: this is how they catch up 
glitched_goddess: Zuluhead, then explicitly moved to Moon Guard for RP lol
 Lockraemono: oh god
 RelwinEJ: @BusTed What guild?
 dashiestand: I yearn
lochnessseammonster: my first console got destroyed when i was 12 and i bounced off videogames til i started watching lrr in my 30s
n3ther: that's a fun achievement
Earthenone: alliance...shaman? ok zoomer 
 Lockraemono: we had a dumbass die at the last boss cuz he AFKed
 NightValien28: that is a fun achievement
 e_bloc: nintendo hard
 MacbethSeemsSus: Also back when your top fps was 25
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Kramburger That's a nice point. I feel gaming is one of the few media fandom that expects most "fans" to embrace most games, which is not how people actually engage. We don't expect movie or book people to not have favorite genres.
EvilBadman: Fear Engine, damn haven't heard that in so long
 itira: step to the left, step to the right
gypocalypse: LAG has been removed as a problem. Lag was the real difficulty
 Lockraemono: owned
 itira: wuhoh
 NightValien28: ooooooh
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Ironically, one guy locke out of his account 70 million times made up most of the.
 MacbethSeemsSus: ruh roh
 exeJayce: rip
glitched_goddess: who’s got two thumbs and ruined people’s day
 raulghoulia: least I have chicken
 Lockraemono: work done
 BusTed: deuces
 Manae: We were doing that achievement, and a priest accidentally Power Word Death'd **just** after Gluth decimated
 RealGamerCow: "Aight, I'm gonna head out"
 Lockraemono: man I joined that guild to protect my gramma from a bully
 Manae: He was a healer, even, and clicked the wrong button
 Lockraemono: yall didn't defend her well enough
 lamina5432: I've heard of it
 betweenmyself: @RealGamerCow “Welp, looks like it’s time for me to hit the old, dusty trail…”
 lamina5432: they've spread to other games
Xaunaught: oh hell yeah
glitched_goddess: oh shit I think I remember that guild lol
 exeJayce: somehow that tracks...
chaz_existing: sounds lit
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 paulthemapguy: A luchadraenai?
 itira: D:
MWGNZ: 
lochnessseammonster:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 dashiestand: Ten tickles
glitched_goddess: it was goldshire tyvm
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 spethycakes: what an image
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntsyKnottyKleeMcaT-VnMA7sJDb7qJo3mj
 exeJayce: ace brain, Ben
Blakemcm: "i put on my robe and wizard hat"
 Lockraemono: I can't show this to my gramma now thanks
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mai_Andra: polishing the old dwarvish hand cannon?
 lamina5432: pulsating ben
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 e_bloc: !clip
KWardJenx: keep going...
 quasi79fu: ewww
n3ther: member needs to get banned
n3ther: in books
 quasi79fu: why do i have ears?
Spades_Slicc: I feel like Ben's said this whole thing verbatim before
 MacbethSeemsSus: "....roll for initiative?"
 e_bloc: member, often described as throbbing
n3ther: enmbiggen the dickus
 Strebenherz: i regret having earbuds on atm
gypocalypse: I release my throngler
 goombalax: so you're saying you have nothing on AO3
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I walked away for 2 min wtf 
 gualdhar: Do you DARE polish my staff?
 Lockraemono: Abhorrent Taboo times
 TheMerricat: It'ss not wiener anymore!
WitchyTQ: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 e_bloc: dooomcock.  doooomcock
EvilBadman: Power word: cum
n3ther: 
 Dog_of_Myth: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 Strebenherz: @WitchyTQ that's my streamer [derogatory]
 quasi79fu: Mom come pick me up..Ben is traumatizing me
 saucemaster5000: his wife's name is encontinentia
 exeJayce: @quasi79fu you signed up for this
glitched_goddess: he has a wife you know
 e_bloc: is there a mrs. dickus
 quasi79fu: i forgor about that
enbyKriss: I learned what WoW was in high school, I believe. None of my grandparents ever learned how to send text messages, and my parents are pretty bewildered by the idea of streamers, still. WoW's impact was big, but it was very generational and interest bound
 Lockraemono: catch us up
 JKBalch: Nature has healed
 Lockraemono: I missed last ep
lochnessseammonster: excuse me
 MacbethSeemsSus: Do wou, fwind swomething funny, abwout Biggest Dickus?
 BusTed: hm
 itira: 
 Lockraemono: none
Kaaosa: why do i have to choose
 saucemaster5000: making me choose
  Juliamon: no
 Mr_Horrible: piss
 Mattmitchell45: Probably piss
 itira: piss
Blakemcm: piss no contest
 e_bloc: piss
 exeJayce: no.
MWGNZ: piss will wash easiest
 ContingentCat: No
 Nigouki: no, never the shit monster
 tehfewl: Piss ez
glitched_goddess: piss, 100%
 Mattmitchell45: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralFastSaladDoubleRainbow-ca4atehFHIV6G5-O
 quasi79fu: none?
 Saintnex: prob piss
gypocalypse: a Golgothen
 SkylerRingtail: Shit could be weak to fire, but probably piss
 e_bloc: wait is it frozen piss?'
 quasi79fu: i would go home
 hatboozeparty: Is it cold?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in veterinary medicine, so I fight the shit monster
 spethycakes: I humbly reject the premise
 raulghoulia: frozen piss
 JKBalch: How hydrated is the piss monster?
 itira: blobby piss?
WitchyTQ: that's my streamer [derogatory]
 kingandcommoner: regular piss or asparagus piss?
 xantos69: What does THAT mean?
 frameshifty: piss p1p1
 BusTed: super dehydrated
 itira: eeewwwww
 PhorrestGaze: freshness matters
 TheMerricat: Asparagus piss
lochnessseammonster: semen then
Earthenone: asparagus piss monster?
gypocalypse: Asparagus piss monster
 spethycakes: hard piss
 SkylerRingtail: Good piss: pineapple. Bad piss: asparagus.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben, what makes good piss?
 Nigouki: fermented overnight piss
 Strebenherz:    
 itira: can cut it with a knife
 ContingentCat: That's my streamer [affectionate]
lochnessseammonster: cuz the smell is the least bad
 letfireraindown: Is the semen human?
Desruprot: uh
 paulthemapguy: orange Hi-C lookin piss
 saucemaster5000: well hangon what has the semen monster been eating
 Lockraemono: it's cat piss
 wiganlass: Great the stuff I get to deal with at work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thicc Tang Piss
 Strebenherz: that's my streamer [Regret]
 exeJayce: noooooooo don't ruin Hi-C for me
chaz_existing: This is a great stream and I feel normal about everything that is being discussed
 TheMerricat: @paulthemapguy see your doctor. 
 e_bloc: piss has what plants crave
 lamina5432: As I sip my yellow gaterade
 ContingentCat: How can you tell
 itira: 
 Rhynerd: I feel like the semen monster would either be the safest or the most dangerous depending on if here are any STDs involved.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Drift compatible
 paulthemapguy: yellow piss? those are rookie numbers in this racket. try orange piss
 PhorrestGaze: they're getting slightly out of sync
KarolinaLinaLina: 
 RelwinEJ: Give him the little brother controller
 Vinewood_OG: lil bro gets the mad catz
 exeJayce: I have a mad catz controller from like 20-some years ago and it still works
KarolinaLinaLina: oh right last time they got eaten by a skeleton horse or something
chaz_existing: Great bit.
lochnessseammonster: i went there on my last visit to victoria 
 Rhynerd: Thinking of it, was the execution early into the stream tonight? I don't remember hearing Hall of the Mountain king in the last 20 or so minutes I've been here.
 itira: >.>
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Rhynerd z was shot
  Juliamon: Rhynerd It was at 29 past the hour
 betweenmyself: @Rhynerd it done been did
 Vinewood_OG: occam's dingus
 Rhynerd: @Juliamon Huh, guess I just was distracted when it happened.
 hoveringhalibut: That might just be the primer
 Rhynerd: Because I'm pretty sure I arrived around 11 past the hour.
 Nigouki: you put the little dude in the canon and fire him, right?
 Rhynerd: also, Hello, it just occurred to me that I started chatting about the semen monster before saying hi.
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 Mr_Horrible: bunker? I hardly know 'er
 ErynTzun: I have a Logitech PS2 controller that I like better than the Sony version, I mainly got it because it was wireless but it still holds up.
 Vinewood_OG: "Land, ho!" "What'd you call me?"
  Juliamon: Rhynerd It was right after calling out Ivy for being a snitch, and then the wheel JUST missed landing on L
 Mr_Horrible: need the high-jump boots for that
 Mr_Horrible: or screw attack
Xaunaught: door stuck
 Mr_Horrible: can't do it
 betweenmyself: gotta look for that yellow paint, dog, it’s the only place to climb
 e_bloc: Adam's track record against doors is pretty dire
 Mr_Horrible: another of Last of Us's many crimes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Need the wolverine sniff line
  Juliamon: man dies to a door ONE TIME
lochnessseammonster: it was great
 e_bloc: shared memes best memes
 betweenmyself: I don’t wake up, SCREAMING…
 Mr_Horrible: we never seen that shit, Adam
n3ther: wow good record
 Mr_Horrible: that ain't on camera
 prince_infidel: Only takes 1
 Mr_Horrible: we've just got your word for it
 Rhynerd: @Juliamon Surprised I didn't recall it happening then because I heard the snitch talk
 RelwinEJ: The door only needs to win once
Kaaosa: bro talking about his door kda
 saucemaster5000: horrible has a point
 e_bloc: ok chat everyone who has died to a door raise your hand
The_Timo: below 100%
KarolinaLinaLina: the thing is each failure gets a x10000 multiplier
 Kramburger: You can build 1000 bridges, but if you fuck ONE goat...
00gogo00: you fuck one goat
 MacbethSeemsSus: The best part was rolling the 6 on the next one
 TheMerricat: You've got an asterisk Adam. An ASTERISK.
 e_bloc: that goes on your permanent record
 Saintnex: Well you know what they say about killing just one person Adam? 
 lamina5432: I lost to a stop sign and it always gets brought up
Emerald_Lord: just eat the door.
Xaunaught: I do that about once a week
 GasCityGaming: ever get a lanyard caught on a doorhandle?
 Mr_Horrible: no, I can recognize affordances
n3ther: I've walked into a class door... it was so fucking clear
lochnessseammonster: i have been bruised by many a door
 saucemaster5000: hands raised for walking into glass doors, me
 RealGamerCow: My door win rate is way lower than it should be
n3ther: glass even
 Mr_Horrible: with my pattern-seeking brain
 spethycakes: When I first got my eyebrow pierced, I suddenly started walking into doors face-first, so I have no standing to critique
 e_bloc: thats why you gotta see the hinges
 SquareDotCube: Get their Midvale ass
 kumatsu: at prerelease this weekend, I misjudged the door, banged my elbow into it, and spilled my coffee everywhere. Door shit happens
gypocalypse: I ran into a glass door and full speed and almost broke my nose when i was a little kid
00gogo00: what's the adam door story
 Rhynerd: I
 itira: i got the seam of my pants caught on the tailgate of the truck yesterday...
 Mr_Horrible: I *would* have had headphones for sure without a wireless headset this last decade
lochnessseammonster: my sister got her arm caught in an automatic door when she was 8... that was fucking terrifying
 Rhynerd: I've gotten belt loops on my paints caust on a door before.
 ContingentCat: I used to get headphones caught on things so often
 e_bloc: Ive gotten my keycard stuck on the door twice this week
n3ther: the wireless ones are so easy to lose
 TheMerricat: I had to patch my pants because the handle of the screen door got hooked onto my suspenders and I ripped my pants walking away.
   Anubis169: I still use wired headphones because even when they first came out, i despise running out of battery on -anything-
 Mr_Horrible: like 100% I'd have gotten that shit caught on something
 Rhynerd: *caught
KarolinaLinaLina: hole!   hole!   hole! 
 Lockraemono: owned
 SquareDotCube: how about getting cargo shorts snagged by the leg pocket
glitched_goddess: try finger
Mathwyn: Adam threw alright
 Rhynerd: does accidentally replacing a gh with an s count as a minor spelling error?
The_Timo: Adam did indeed throw
 Mr_Horrible: "The Doors send their regards"
Xaunaught: speedrun strats
   Anubis169: I've defo caught my pocket on a doorhandle before
 e_bloc: Adam turn off your targeting sensors
 quasi79fu: wow
 betweenmyself: pity checkpoint
KarolinaLinaLina: ahhh birds D:
 Mr_Horrible: too woke to move right
 Mr_Horrible: so proud
 MacbethSeemsSus: Looking at the headphone cable and trying to figure out if it was too frayed to still use
 betweenmyself: @Mr_Horrible that’s great
 e_bloc: we're gamechat
lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: the cliffs of insanity!
 e_bloc:  
 Darleysam: careful, Adam's gonna ban you from his chat, Ben
 quasi79fu: snaaakee eaaaaterrrr
 Mr_Horrible: damn, got the field of flowers and everything
KarolinaLinaLina: hopefully there are not velociraptors
 kumatsu: can love bloom on the field of battle?
 Mr_Horrible: The Boss out here for sure
 tehfewl: oh no it is snake eater actually
 betweenmyself: hiding in the tall grass mechanics?  surely not
 SquareDotCube: barn's haunted
 e_bloc: amazing atmosphere
 Lockraemono: let's go
 Mr_Horrible: I need to see that still, yeah
KarolinaLinaLina: well, this game doesn't give me "happy ending" vibes either 
 saucemaster5000: resident evil slaps
 Mr_Horrible: perhaps tomorrow
 quasi79fu: open the naur
Spades_Slicc: RE movie goood
 MacbethSeemsSus: Obsession's great.
 e_bloc: double date
 quasi79fu: Resident Evil movie is fantastic
 Mr_Horrible: Obsession the first modern film to actually use lighting effectively 
 Mr_Horrible: "It's dark for an amazing reason"
 quasi79fu: My next big movie im excited for is Streeet Fighter
 GasCityGaming: VLC media player is so violent.
 paulthemapguy: out here clubbing baby seagulls
 quasi79fu: Is Adam excited for Street Fighter?
johnnylongtorso: it's a real birdemic out here
 Mr_Horrible: it looks like the right amount of camp, yeah
 saucemaster5000: I'm seeing "street fighter" and the elizabeth holmes doc as a double feature
lochnessseammonster: i can't wait 
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The_Timo: it's more of a bucket for the person behind you
KWardJenx: Orville Peck cast as Vega is amazing!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Babe
lochnessseammonster: babe
 Dog_of_Myth: Wilbur
 kingandcommoner: Babe? The Pig in the City?
lochnessseammonster: gordy
 Darleysam: APAB
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 if you see Guile walk forward at all you have to do the cinema sins ding
 betweenmyself: @johnnylongtorso long as I don’t die while shitting 
 quasi79fu: Baabe
 JKBalch: Snowball
 prince_infidel: Pigs will eat you alive
glitched_goddess: Hampton
 kingandcommoner: Piglet?
lochnessseammonster: peter porker
 e_bloc: pig iron
 Dog_of_Myth: Ms Piggy
 RelwinEJ: @Darleysam All Pigs Are Bacon?
 e_bloc: 30-50 feral
 Saintnex: Peppa Pig
Kaaosa: Ms Piggy kinda rad
 GasCityGaming: Petunia, Porkky's spouse.
 GhostValv: D:
 Darleysam: @RelwinEJ that's one interpretation!
 betweenmyself: Orson
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Waddles from Gravity Falls
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I'm also buying the guile popcorn bucket so I can have it in the doc to confuse people
MWGNZ: pumba
Throgani: Peter Porker
lochnessseammonster: miss piggy is the goat
lochnessseammonster: 
Kaaosa: peppa pig is so bad that miss piggy is guilty by association
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Just wait, it'll become relevant"
KWardJenx: Slandering Piglet? How could you?
 e_bloc: true fact, piglet is canonically the reason eeyore is depressed
Throgani: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff 
 Mr_Horrible: you also left baghead in there
 Saintnex: something something I guess I like evil pigs? 
 Mr_Horrible: "the oats, brother"
 arcaneIllumination: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralShortBadgerDxCat-dwaLVoSCPifxv30p
 e_bloc: b i g p i g
 quasi79fu: i love lamp
 saucemaster5000: rooster
 e_bloc: goat
 Dog_of_Myth: Goat
 Saintnex: yes
The_Timo: or rooster
Patorik: 42 is old for a dog
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 electric_claire: Adam's got Donkey vibes.
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 Mr_Horrible: adam's currently killing birds for fun, so he'd be a horse 
 e_bloc: only 6 in dog years
lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: classic baby sheep response
 quasi79fu: whats the barnyard animal that panics alot? That would be me
 quasi79fu: Baaa Ram ewe
 BusTed: why did it have a lamb voice?
 betweenmyself: Adam would be the super cliche Farm Dolphin…  “Kekekekeke”
 electric_claire: Donkeys are very loyal and smart
lochnessseammonster: not in a bad way
 saucemaster5000: maybe drink some water then
 lamina5432: camel
 raulghoulia: adams the old horse from Animal Farm
 saucemaster5000: sheep detectives was quite fun
dm818: I also want to see that
Blakemcm: great movie
 BusTed: Jackman
Talin06: Donkeys are awesome
 lamina5432: sheep detective was fun
 arcaneIllumination: I need to see that one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @electric_claire But they also hunt dogs and anything dog like
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, I remember seeing a trailer for that
KWardJenx: @raulghoulia Was thinking the EXACT same thing, comrade
chibi_bento: It's very cute, but it will Wreck Your Bus emotionally.
lochnessseammonster: it's cute
 betweenmyself: Huge Ackman
Spritz_T: sheep detectives
 MacbethSeemsSus: Huge Jacked Man
 Mr_Horrible: it actually seemed charming
 paulthemapguy: Hugh Neutron, yeah yeah
 quasi79fu: The farmer dies and the sheeep have to figure out his murder
 Orlantia: I assume the donkey vibes was because of the laughs
 GhostValv: huh
 goombalax: Brother may I share your oats
 Mr_Horrible: it's Porky The Litter-Eater
 quasi79fu: uhhhhh
 OminouslyOminous: why does the larger pig not simply... oh
 HarmonisedMelody: Hippo!
 quasi79fu: welp
 betweenmyself: wow, we speak pig
 e_bloc: I think you may be confusing cause and effect
 BusTed: just gonna...
 Masslost: thats a lot of bacon
 Mr_Horrible: ayyyy what dat ass do
lochnessseammonster: now i'm just thinking of the brick top speech
johnnylongtorso: Big Pigs: Over the Farm Racing
 raulghoulia: killer cast in the sheep movie
 Mr_Horrible: amongst themselves
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's a really fun movie
 e_bloc: the trailer for that was fascinating
 BusTed: like garfield
PhuzNutz: Sorry, what movie is this?
 saucemaster5000: it is a lil sad
00gogo00: The Sheep Detective, I think
 KCMcG: Did you check to the right in the barn?
chibi_bento: it is sad. but also very sweet.
00gogo00: I saw a trailer for it
 lamina5432: a tad sad
 saucemaster5000: good boy was legit scary
 kingandcommoner: Good Boy is so goood
 Mr_Horrible: Old Yeller?
 BusTed: The Thing?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PhuzNutz The Sheep Detective
Spritz_T: there's at least one sad moment
 quasi79fu: The Sheeep Detectives is a comedy
dm818: Marley and Me
 raulghoulia: marley and me
 Mr_Horrible: John Wick?
 quasi79fu: Good Boy
 LadyAiluros: Marley and Me
 IronwoodWizard: john wick ?
 Dog_of_Myth: John Wick
Blakemcm: a dogs purpose
 paulthemapguy: movies where the dog dies are off-limits
 e_bloc: I am legend
00gogo00: Air Bud
 saucemaster5000: john wick?
 RealGamerCow: There's the new movie coming out with Brad Pitt(?) and a dog in the wilderness. ZERO chance I'm watching that.
 saucemaster5000: oh
KWardJenx: Turner & Hooch?
 quasi79fu: Marley and ME?
 paulthemapguy: there's also My Dog Skip
EvilBadman: John Wick? Marley and me?
 Mr_Horrible: I interpreted Old as an adjective on the dog, not the movie
 e_bloc: it aint old yeller
Talin06: a boy and his dog?
 randomblathering: I thought you were talking about John Wick.
 betweenmyself: Milo and Otis… allegedly 
 e_bloc: *it cant new yeller
 lamina5432: marley and me is saaaad sad
 quasi79fu: Heart of the Beast is the new one with Brad Pitt
 quasi79fu: SOrry I know movies
7gorobei: meat cute
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The_Timo: movie cliche
lochnessseammonster: if it's a rom com
Patorik: When it's a cute story to tell people later
 saucemaster5000: it's the funny happenstance that makes you meet a cute person
 e_bloc: after at least 24 hours have passed
 raulghoulia: like you bump into each other and the papers go everywhere
n3ther: meetcute is a descriptor...
lochnessseammonster: 
n3ther: this is well known lol
 Mr_Horrible: "meat cute? [IMAGE REDACTED]"
 paulthemapguy: If they walk away hating each other it's a meetugly
n3ther: 
 Mr_Horrible: @n3ther he don't got internet
 far2muchsarcasm: Originally used to describe the scene in a room com where the leads meet for the first time
n3ther: damn no internet
n3ther: my bad
 e_bloc: ignorace is bliss
 MacbethSeemsSus: Demon pelican!
 betweenmyself: Pelican 
johnnylongtorso: CAW CAW
 RealGamerCow: old nutsack chin
 Darleysam: I also assumed 'meetcute' was some kind of planned event
 quasi79fu: that would be why
 BusTed: did the bird lock that kid up
 quasi79fu: runnnnn
 Mr_Horrible: I wish it peliwouldn't
 e_bloc: plot twist this whole island is just a messed up sesame street
 quasi79fu: demon pelican
johnnylongtorso: good thing this guy probably can't fly oops
 paulthemapguy: Welcome to Stressame Street
 Mr_Horrible: "Vore vs Vore"
 Mr_Horrible: oh they're just full bombing
 paulthemapguy: Birdemic (2000)
 betweenmyself:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you know, THE BIRDS
 saucemaster5000: so anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The good version
Spades_Slicc: Mmmmm
  Juliamon: time for a roast!
 IanAllenBird: well,
 BusTed: ez
Spades_Slicc: bacon
 Darleysam: pelican Mouth perfect size for put Lets Nope in to nap!
 gualdhar: at least we'll get some bacon out of this
 Dog_of_Myth: Free Bacon
 lamina5432: Bacon
 Mr_Horrible: we've become The Spanish
 quasi79fu: welp you made things worse
ghyllnox: Bye pigs, bye birds o/
johnnylongtorso: and fried chicken!
Throgani: How'd it catch fire?
 BusTed: we got there
 paulthemapguy: The new Angry Birds really took a dark turn
 quasi79fu: i smell bacon
lochnessseammonster: 
7gorobei: 2 vores enter, 1 entre leaves
 Vinewood_OG: this is just barbecue with extra steps now
 iris_of_ether: Meatcute?
 betweenmyself: Birdemic cancelled, everybirdy go home  
chibi_bento: so, how did you two meet? well, there was this horrible fire...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Hi friend, that pelican was horrifying
 quasi79fu: hai guinepig and hugs
 Mr_Horrible: a cute story of serendipitous meeting
 e_bloc: really more of a pellican't
lochnessseammonster: it's usually the first time you met
 Omthebox: Adam is pretty big, he'd probably knock them over if he bumps into them
 quasi79fu: im behaving i swear
 InconsiderateHat: Two strangers reach for the same pen and touch hands
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Birdemic cancelled, turns out it was just the Birds
 prince_infidel: Wow Adam
 Vinewood_OG: "minecraft, minecraft, minecraft..."
 e_bloc: the hiding under the blanket is the meet cute
 quasi79fu: wow adam
 Mr_Horrible: deigning to brighten his day
 Saintnex: yes 
 prince_infidel: James is...ok
 MrSarkhan: album cover for a late 2000s emo band
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sure the bus will be perfectly normal
 Mr_Horrible: this was me ~2 hours ago
 saucemaster5000: did you get away from the pelican
 Mr_Horrible: it's The Cat Bus [evil]
 e_bloc: the weinermobile
 Saintnex: oh that looks not good lol
 RealGamerCow: is tony danza alive?
 betweenmyself: Tony Danza plays Tony Danza in “Who’s the Tony Danza?”
 raulghoulia: woody harrelson?
 SnackPak_: nope
 BusTed: no.
 Kramburger: No
 Vinewood_OG: No Ben
 MrSarkhan: ted dansen
 SnackPak_: you got there
 Saintnex: oh ben
EvilBadman: Ben, cheers is Ted Danden
 spethycakes: That's Ted Dansen
 Mr_Horrible: well at least he got there
 quasi79fu: no ben thats Ted Dansen
 e_bloc: also that ended  years ago, could have died since
 SnackPak_: we all did that
 spethycakes: Hold me closer, Ted Danson
Spades_Slicc: Danza's alive
 Kramburger: Ben that's Ted Danson
 Darleysam: I was like "well... there's a lot of people who were in Cheers"
 ghizmou: we're all too young to have watched cheers
Patorik: So that's Adam's reaction to the trolley problem
 saucemaster5000: speak for yourself
 Vinewood_OG: Ted Dansen, from Becker!?
 betweenmyself: You know, that guy from Lord of the Rings and Xmen…  Tony Danza
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: You were on the big screen so I couldn't chat, but Ben, THAT'S TED DANSEN
 Mr_Horrible: no, leaving it is the 5, Ben
Kaaosa: i would find a way to run over all 6
 TheMerricat: So if you want to show that you might have remembered with Tony in it, Taxi.
 Mr_Horrible: leaving it kills 5
 BusTed: multi track drifting
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Vinewood_OG I think you mean CSI
 Omthebox: Gotta switch it to whichever track gets you the most points
 Orlantia: Hey, anyone remember that time Been said that Wisconsin wasn't real?
 e_bloc: inaction is an action
 RealGamerCow: The problem is 1 person you know vs 5 people you don't
 LadyAiluros: The needs of the many, etc etc
ghyllnox: LMAO
 quasi79fu: can i run over the five then back it up and run over the one?
lochnessseammonster: damn 
 e_bloc: is it because you're yellow
 Darleysam: sitting by the tracks, patiently explaining to them all why they have to die, sorry
 raulghoulia: Ben is strictly anit lever
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: not choosing is still choosing to kill someone Ben lol
 brainbosh: Yeah, the question is balancing person you know against the lives of many, not just 1v5
 SnackPak_: I think adam is right here
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KWardJenx: Answer the question, Ben
lochnessseammonster: bystanders aren't neutral
 Vinewood_OG: New Loading Ready Live bit: "Ted Dansen or Tony Danza?"
Spades_Slicc: Okay so the Trolley Problem is actually really interesting and i've literally never seen anyone outside of an actual philosophy class use it correctly
 Orestes290: That's how we get.... this
 SnackPak_: note to self: dont drown near Ben
 KeytarCat: @Spades_Slicc expand?
7gorobei: the trolley problem is just the start, you are supposed to expand it into killing a normal innocent person for organs to to save genius and 'valuable' people
 Mr_Horrible: new Trolley Problem: one track has Tony Danza and the other has Ted Dansen and you have to identify which is which to decide who to kill
 quasi79fu: you have a car?
 betweenmyself: Ben won’t throw the switch because, and I quote, “Bok, bok bok”.
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: I usually get Tony Danza confused with what's his face.  Scientologist.  Adelle Nazim?   Pulp fiction...
 Mr_Horrible: Deontology vs Utilitarianism
 Vinewood_OG: You untie the one person since they're closer, then they help you untie everyone else. Duh.
 xantos69: True, Ben's KDR is astounding.
 Darleysam: oh you saved one person? Nice, nice. Let's see what my FIVE think about that.
Kaaosa: i didn't create the scenario, i'm not morally culpable for it. if i can put the person who designed the problem on the tracks, i'll do that
 saucemaster5000: another thing to be reviewed by price reynolds lee and rice
n3ther: One? chumps game
 iris_of_ether: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Travolta
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben has a Killing Spree on the Trolley
 paulthemapguy: I mean you have to die at least once to have a KDR, otherwise you're dividing by zero
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @iris_of_ether Ty.  John Travolta.
KWardJenx: The only way to win is not to play
 prince_infidel: Inaction is a decision Ben
 Mr_Horrible: wrong, some deaths are EXTREMELY funny
 Darleysam: okay but those five people are Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen...
 BusTed: 😬
 MacbethSeemsSus: Jesus Adam
ghyllnox: BEN
 SnackPak_: yikes
 Saintnex: god I hope not
 niccus: we're north american, we have so many assists
 WiJohn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingHappyRingPJSalt-uSpOOFNr5r5oIyeQ
 Mr_Horrible: "Fuck you MEAN 0/0/2???"
 tehfewl: i've probably got a few assists
 betweenmyself: Ben’s got zero deaths so far, dude is clearly hacking
 GasCityGaming: you ever see that "+25" pop up in your day to day?
 Omthebox: I added extra salt to shit at taco bell, I got at least one.
 thematic_content_warning: what if its 5 kids and 1 adult
 saucemaster5000: yeah... assists...
 KeytarCat: corollary to the good samaritan laws: Trying to help and failing is not guilt
 lamina5432: I have an asisst or two probably
 Spooky_Noises: Imagine you could see it update live, and you do some small thing and *ding*
 Vinewood_OG: More assists than John Stockton
 e_bloc: looks like cori and cam left the gas on
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anyone but a diamond, or multiple electronics?
 Mr_Horrible: "So yeah the pigeons you fed bread crumbs to count"
 xantos69: Catching serial killers would be easy.
 Strebenherz: thought you said "a cyst" and went "ok what do you know that i don't"
Mathwyn: End of life total: 0/1/8
 e_bloc: similar to that black mirror episodes
 saucemaster5000: (dings up by 1000) "what the fuck???
Kaaosa: i thought you meant a soccer assist, like you had the second to last touch on their life
 Nigouki: Simo Häyhä out there with 500/1/unknown
 Saintnex: ahh the final destination style assist deaths
 MacbethSeemsSus: How high does someone's KDR have to be for you to consider it a red flag
 letfireraindown: Yeah, I have a nueance that isn't for here. but If you want the system you are in to change you have to choose action. but I am told this is viable from my military history
 SnackPak_: a basketball assist
PhuzNutz: Assist question: were the 100's of joints I passed my buddy that died of lung cancer count?
 Darleysam: that's also how you learn that they were on the other team to you
 saucemaster5000: that hermit from groundhog day
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: I thought assists were in a string of possession.
 betweenmyself: “…  the worm in my brain makes me think that the documents I’ve been forging have led to many deaths. But I know that’s just silly.”
glitched_goddess: if you’re like a barista, and one of your customers goes home, drinks their coffee, and offs themself will that count
 Mr_Horrible: this feels like the author of DCC trying to write "The Dark Zone"
Spades_Slicc: @KeytarCat So firstly there's no prescribed "Trolley Problem" like Ben and Adam started with a '1 and 5' split. The specifics of how many people and their personal characteristics are perfectly malleable because the point of the trolley problem isn't dry running how you'd act in an emergency or trying to outthink the situation (two most common responses i've seen).
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @betweenmyself Sorry, what?
Spades_Slicc: The point is to adjust the numbers and ages and disabilities and races and other characteristics of the rhetorical people to allow people to react and interrogate their unconscious biases
The_Timo: some are probably
HeadingtoFall: CEOs out here with like 5/0/8,000,000
 SnackPak_: I'm sure some do. I believe in nurses
 Vinewood_OG: Average CEO 0/1/5,145,268
 letfireraindown: Does Hitler's art professor get assists?
PhuzNutz: Despite the long-term prognosis, living IS still pretty populsr
lochnessseammonster: truly
 Mr_Horrible: the nurses have assists because the people they're *saving* are killing people 
ghyllnox: I mean, yeah, but that's got to weigh on you when you're a doctor or a nurse, that you couldn't save everyone
 Mr_Horrible: clinical death counts
Spades_Slicc: You can be resuscitated
 betweenmyself: @thedepthandbreadthofseth quote by Duck from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (tv series)
 saucemaster5000: how many dick assists
 raulghoulia: some people died and came back
 paulthemapguy: What kinda guy are you are?
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible Oh lmao, I didn't consider that angle 
 RelwinEJ: Depends if you're asking the ghost council their KDA
 Omthebox: When 0 is intermediate
 Strebenherz: world record holder would maybe probably be the mfker who made leaded gasoline.  (not the dicks question, the previous)
 prince_infidel: Adam should look up dick miles
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, some people have their heart stop.
 Mr_Horrible: K/D/A redefined to *****/dicks/asses
 Vinewood_OG: Christopher Lee's statline though...
 paulthemapguy: how many dick miles do you think are in all of Victoria?
 AtomicAlchemical: If you get someone else laid, is that an assist
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible The k is now even more disturbing.
Mai_Andra: every baby you create counts as a death (eventually)
 Darleysam: and Christopher Lee replied "and that's where Viggo Mortensen broke his toe"
PhuzNutz: @Strebenherz Wasn't that Bosch? Who also figured out the process to make all modern fertilizers?
 DaFhaye: Hi everyone!
 lamina5432: You could do K/A/B/A kills, asissts to kill. Births, assist’s to birth
 Mr_Horrible: "Never liked modern art" 
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mai_Andra How do you know my kid won't live for ever?
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 betweenmyself: it was something along the lines of “People don’t scream when stabbed, it’s more of a sharp intake of air.”
 arcaneIllumination: Why was that one facing a different direction?
  Juliamon: Strebenherz Midgley Jr
 Strebenherz: @PhuzNutz or that yeah
 BusTed: Double Dribble
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh we talkin about Larry Legend
 Vinewood_OG: Kobe 0/1/0 lifetime, because he refused to assist
glitched_goddess: Larry bird for the Boston Keltics
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @PhuzNutz No, he's the one who made CFC's
 Mr_Horrible: Gordon Freeman vs Generic CS Player
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Fertilizer guy was mustard gas, iirc.
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johnnylongtorso: they rid single file to hide their numbers
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey Anakin the sand people are back
 e_bloc: this is a great dishonor
johnnylongtorso: *ride
 Mr_Horrible: they're disrespecting the Queensbury Rules
glitched_goddess: I don’t remember everything but the fucker who invented leaded gasoline did other things that ended up being just as awful
 Mr_Horrible: why he tossing that bottle like the Shinji-Asuka meme
 Mr_Horrible: @glitched_goddess wasn't he the guy who also did CFCs?
PhuzNutz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth hmmm. Maybe it was the guy who invented mustard gas. And then later in life tried to figure out how to extract gold from sea water? Them dudes all kinda blend together in my recollection
 Vinewood_OG: VLC got some chops
 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: Leaded gas/CFCs guy is Midgley Jr
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible Maybe if he were a Duke it would matter.  But a mere Marquiss...
 Mr_Horrible: okay so the pig is sand but is the apple sand?
 BusTed: huh
 Vinewood_OG: @Mr_Horrible only if it's a red delicious
 saucemaster5000: how I get brekkies every day
glitched_goddess: let’s go down there n
PhuzNutz: Oh yeah, the leaded gasoline and CFC refrigerant guy was the same person.
jessicaengle: o7
 Mr_Horrible: Gorging George
 Saintnex: that seems… bad lol
 BusTed: I was half expecting an Evil Dead gout of blood
 e_bloc: the hole in the floor really ties the room together
 Saintnex: uh oh
 DaFhaye: Adam knows best
 betweenmyself: @Mr_Horrible sand…  nature’s glitter *shudders*
 BusTed: scattering like roaches
 Mr_Horrible: it's like Joe's Apartment
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think you should have stayed on the bus
 e_bloc: at least the lever isnt a dagger
johnnylongtorso: I don't know, I feel like we'd be paying for a bottomless pit that we wouldn't use
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: We should all be more LIKE Adam.
Mai_Andra: We keep it fed, and it's content to stay down there.  So as long as no one burns down the food supply...
 BusTed: jerry o'connell classic
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's currently every CS player in the parking lot after the lan is over
 Mr_Horrible: Sandboozled
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BusTed The fat kid from stand by me???  
 arcaneIllumination: They're learning...
 DaFhaye: Arms is perfectly fine
 Mr_Horrible: piece of rebar?
 Mr_Horrible: oh, just stick
 DaFhaye: Or at least that's what we tell our selves
ghyllnox: Potato hat!
 BusTed: new hat new hat
 MacbethSeemsSus: Potat hat!
 e_bloc: now to get baked
The_Timo: Pot Hat oh
 gualdhar: FF14 players don't need DeadlyBossMods to do a raid though
 gualdhar: so checkmate WoW enjoyers
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 kumatsu: they just all have full excel spread sheets open
 e_bloc: 
glitched_goddess: I need to rewatch that movie
 e_bloc: just watched the 5th element last month
 tehfewl: Come to VLC player in the next 10 minutes for an ass kicking
 MacbethSeemsSus: knife time
 e_bloc: VLC isn't very fast--codecs is its dump stat
 DeM0nFiRe: @e_bloc Do you have to watch the first 4 elements for it to make sense?
 e_bloc: oh no, but the first time in a while
 Sethalidos: CORBIN DALLAS!
 e_bloc: @DeM0nFiRe if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it
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Patorik: Do you have to sneak in?
e_bloc: our grab means death
 Vinewood_OG: "Listen lady, I only speak two languages. English and bad English."
 saucemaster5000: bakers are paid by the flour
 MacbethSeemsSus: Move without rhythm
 Mr_Horrible: been playing too much classic megaman
 Mr_Horrible: forgot how to crouch
 Vinewood_OG: You can't call them that, George Lucas.
 saucemaster5000: he got the slide in 3
 saucemaster5000: the waiting game sucks
 GasCityGaming: They're in an eating race!
 Mr_Horrible: my favorite board game: "Cleaning up 500 ball bearings"
 e_bloc: that simpsons line is in my head at least once a week
 betweenmyself: I really need to start watching the Ordinal Movie Universe: First Blood, Beethoven the Second, The Third Man, I am Number Four, The Fifth Element, The Sixth Sense…
 Sethalidos: you heard Adam games sucks time to play Dave the Darkest Diver
 Mr_Horrible: they're hungry, Ben
 Mr_Horrible: you gonna let them starve?
 saucemaster5000: crossfire tho
Spades_Slicc: There's like 15
 SnackPak_: there's like 12 of the balls
 Mr_Horrible: gonna have them slicing up those bearings like Mickey's bean?
 BusTed: Ravenous Ravenous Rhinoceroses
 Mr_Horrible: Peckish Peckish Pelicans
 MacbethSeemsSus: Are you still supposed to be sneaking?
 Mr_Horrible: "Don't be sorry, be better"
 saucemaster5000: starving starving storks
 e_bloc: have they postpone completion
 Mr_Horrible: surely *this* alerts them, though
The_Timo: didn't touch them this time
 IanAllenBird: lmaoo
 KCMcG: 
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 Mr_Horrible: my manuscripts! 
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johnnylongtorso: I really like your potatoes want to shake your tree
 Mr_Horrible: hand comes up in 3... 2...
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Mr_Horrible: now was that scripted, or?
 e_bloc: slowly....gently...that is how sandkids kill you
Lysander_salamander: some long death scenes
 Mr_Horrible: Gorging George like "oh, no thank you I couldn't eat another bite"
 Mr_Horrible: more tall than broad
 e_bloc: how much does this guy weigh
 betweenmyself: he may have had a step stool…
Lysander_salamander: ohno
 MacbethSeemsSus: baby tether
Lysander_salamander: whyyyyyy
Lysander_salamander: worse than having to hold hands
 Mr_Horrible: Gauntlet Dark Legacy Multiplayer
 SnackPak_: yeah, which one is the baby?
 Mr_Horrible: how about you magcarGROW UP
ghyllnox: o7
 Mr_Horrible: you can do up to 4, yeah
 Sethalidos: didn't LRR do that already?
 BusTed: 
 betweenmyself: @Sethalidos pretty sure, yeah
 e_bloc: yeah thats gonna cause some arguments
 Mr_Horrible: Bread and Fred but make it horror
The_Timo: few games have that mechanic
Lysander_salamander: this camera isn't so great for platforming
Spades_Slicc: Yeah it was Cori Heather Ian and Alex
 rosesmcgee: Yeah but they did it with people that knew how to work together. This would be new.
 Mr_Horrible: @Sethalidos yeah but this time it'll be funny 
ghyllnox: Can't play a game you already played that's the rules
lochnessseammonster: we can never replay games
 Sethalidos: @Mr_Horrible ouch
Spades_Slicc: and Alex spent the first half of the stream trying to control the wrong character
Patorik: You guys can do it again. It'll be different
 Saintnex: and LRRs clearly never replayed a game on CtS before ever 
 Mr_Horrible: he hasn't played a platformer in a decade, cut him some slack 
 rosesmcgee: That whole genre is off limits
 GhostValv: bit infringement
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's why they keep releasing new Jackbox games, can't repeat
 Mr_Horrible: if anyone else in LRR ever boots up Dark Cloud 2, their bomb collar explodes
 raulghoulia: must have hallucinated you both playing Alan Wake 2 after Cori and Cam then
ghyllnox: \o/
 Steelwolf171: Can't stream a game more than once? Someone should talk to Cameron
 Saintnex: in fact, whole platforms /companies are locked to a single LRR member 
 Diabore: oh booo
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, you at least can't Dog-At-The-Dog-Park yourselves
Kaaosa: hm
Spritz_T: weak, devs should let us have comedy
 raulghoulia: ruh ro
 Mr_Horrible: wait, full streets and buildings below a house? Is this Seattle?
ghyllnox: 
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 
Lysander_salamander: oh, too heavy for two
 Saintnex: loool
 Diabore: no notes
 Sethalidos: or not
 betweenmyself: see?
Kaaosa: adam always dies
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 MacbethSeemsSus: It's nice being able to fit new crapshots in over the break
Spritz_T: crapshots are perfect for the ADHD brain
 saucemaster5000: wat
 SnackPak_: no
lochnessseammonster: 
WitchyTQ: "do you think we should drug our friends??"
 Mr_Horrible: unlikely
 raulghoulia: thats called poisoning
 MacbethSeemsSus: "hypothetically"
 HorusFive: It would not be a good prank.  But if you ask everyone would probably just say yes
 Mr_Horrible: "bro you know what was in that brownie???" "What?" "NORMAL BUTTER!" "FUUUUCK I'M GONNA BE SO SOBER"
 hieroglyphica: I wish you sneak it in there without noticing, but it's stanky no matter what
ghyllnox: OH NO
Lysander_salamander: yay a slow maze
 Mr_Horrible: this almost feels like a Prof Layton puzzle
 GhostValv: deserved
 Mr_Horrible: well it wasn't Adam this time, at least
Spades_Slicc: Just like Adam in the last week of that raid
 Sethalidos: *slow clap*
 Lockraemono: time to raid
Lysander_salamander: 
 e_bloc: it probably cant swim either
 SnackPak_: respect
 Lockraemono: don't be rude
Spritz_T: do you dare jump again?
 Lockraemono: I'll beat you up
 Mr_Horrible: I respect the moxie tbh
 Mr_Horrible: that's sticking to your guns
 Lockraemono: I'm working out
 e_bloc: that is just self-care
 Omthebox: Working out of doing quests?
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, teach that Victoria boy what's what
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Lockraemono: I'll beat ben up in atlanta so bad it has AOE damage to adam
 Lockraemono: u good
 Sethalidos: big pig
Patorik: He is also tied up
 Mr_Horrible: wait the *PIG* got loose?
 Sethalidos: some pig
 e_bloc: beautiful
 Lockraemono: damn
 Mr_Horrible: this centipede sucks at eating
Spritz_T: that'll do pig
 e_bloc: among 30-50 feral hogs coming
 Lockraemono: I almost spilled ur coffee on u isn't that something
 Diabore: hed need to find a new cohost
 Mr_Horrible: Adam never popping Cover on Ben
 Orestes290: John Wick sad?
 saucemaster5000: marisa "heee-YA"
 Mr_Horrible: Adam: "It should've been MEEEEEE"
 xantos69: "Oh no, Big Lady" is not really a fail case for all people.
 HorusFive: But how tall is the muscle woman?
 Kramburger: Because muscles 100% combat skill, okay Rob Liefield
 Mr_Horrible: that pig is 100% getting dragged out of sight
 DiscordianTokkan: Can't just ask someone to eat your rope Ben
Spades_Slicc: It's some ERP shit
 Omthebox: +1 font size to himbo
lochnessseammonster: that sign can't stop me. i can't read!
 Mr_Horrible: I mean right now the rope is eating you
Lysander_salamander: mmmm camera fuckery
 Mr_Horrible: given what those kids came out of
 SnackPak_: rad
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 MAPBoardgames:  yikes
 e_bloc: now this is art
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's like that guy who works the boiler in Spirited Away
Lysander_salamander: neat
Spritz_T: hey, they helped
 betweenmyself: we had a Snake Eater ladder segment, now we got the MGS1 spiral staircase…  When we gonna get some Sons of Liberty fighting the president action in here? 
 Diabore: ball legs
 Lockraemono: ball legs
 SnackPak_: tough question
Lysander_salamander: nope
 BusTed: ball legs would be so painful
 Mr_Horrible: those are the same AO3 tag, Adam
 HarmonisedMelody: What fun, being here live 
 e_bloc: balls, you can hide them
 Omthebox: I plead the fifth
 IanAllenBird: like a mermaid but a penis?
 xantos69: Do I still have a brain and mouth?
 Lockraemono: are they leg sized?
PhuzNutz: Get to be a legit dickhead??
ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: walking on your balls would suck
PhuzNutz: Sounds great
 ghizmou: does it hurt when you jump?
 BusTed: 
 GhostValv: gottemgottemgottem
 IanAllenBird: rip
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
lochnessseammonster: 
 HorusFive: BAITED!
Officinalis: That's my streamer [laudatory]
 Mr_Horrible: okay so Adam is now 1/0/???
 HarmonisedMelody: Hello!
7gorobei: scrotum centaur, that is a new one
 Kipstar: oh god stubbing your toe!
 xantos69: @7gorobei A haunting concept.
 Omthebox: Your strides get longer as it gets warmer outside
 betweenmyself: stepping on a Lego sends you to the hospital
 Lockraemono: no one reads manuals anyway
 Mr_Horrible: Roach Coach from the Powerpuff Girls
 HarmonisedMelody: The truth is an absolute defence for defamation, being rude however 
 HarmonisedMelody: (Kidding)
 Lockraemono: I do love manuals but you know we aren't the majority
Mathwyn: Cameron rolled for HP and rolled low
lochnessseammonster: i think cameron would agree 
 Mr_Horrible: that was primo "in the car ride home from the video store" reading
 Mr_Horrible: back in the day
 betweenmyself: only if the EULA has important lore and game tips
 BusTed: @Mr_Horrible 👌
 MacbethSeemsSus: Read the EULA out loud, like a bedtime story
lochnessseammonster: you're not wrong
 Kipstar: do you have a favourite EULA Ben?
 Mr_Horrible: "...hereafter referred to as 'The User'."
3 raiders from Hulyen have joined!
 Hulyen:    
 Hulyen: Darkest Dungeon Fire's Edge
 Mr_Horrible: you ever think Miyazaki stares at a lake like Oppenheimer in that one scene?
 zeathean: I mean the controls in cup head are no Super Meat boy
 Hulyen: and my butt is fine, tyvm
 e_bloc: he will do it
 Kramburger: Fire Edging?
 Hulyen: pretty much, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm delegating"
 Kramburger: If you've got time to lean...
 shendaras: They've done some balancing, I believe. They nerfed selling the runaway trinkets recently
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam I can't just keep climbing you making silly jumps
 Mr_Horrible: people will call me a one-trick
 Lockraemono: shrapnel
 Lockraemono: dang
 Lockraemono: tell them to relax
 MacbethSeemsSus: Don't build with shrapnel, that's your problem
 HorusFive: Sure it's fine
The_Timo: My brother had to go to Victoria for a work trip, Never heard someone complain so much about having to drive there. Must be a nightmare lol
 Lockraemono: sand kidz
drizztnailo: oh shit this game is goated
 Lockraemono: no
 betweenmyself: just swap out your bike tires with roller blade wheels; no more flats 
 Lockraemono: a very short bike
 Mr_Horrible: the key is aqui
 Mr_Horrible: 
Mathwyn: There was more path beyond the hatch door right? Am I crazy
Patorik: This doesn't feel like the kind of game that'd make you explore that far for a key
 Mr_Horrible: gotta go back to norfair for the super missiles, sorry gamer
 RealGamerCow: That lighter sound is so good.
 Lockraemono: saw time
 HorusFive: Like a Saw movie?
 Mr_Horrible: because it lowers your stamina regen
 Strebenherz: hell naw
 BusTed: 
 JKBalch: It's a giant lord
 kumatsu: he's showing Hole on twitch?
 Strebenherz: ripperoni
 BusTed: deuces
 e_bloc: arseface
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: F
ghyllnox: 
 HarmonisedMelody: F
 Mr_Horrible: Four Swords Adventures prison yard sequence all over again
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh hey a bottle
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Depending on how we count, faces are usually somewhere between 7 and 11 holes
 Lockraemono: good example
 Mr_Horrible: "Local DbD player disturbs crows... again..."
josh___something: I imagine the bright orange pylon isn't helping the stealth
 Lockraemono: ew
 Mr_Horrible: rope
 e_bloc: you and me both Ben
 Mr_Horrible: CHEESE IT
 HorusFive: I thought it didn't like the light!!!! We were supposed to be SAFE
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: I hate how lagged the firestick is.  I want to chat in real time and have BIG SCREEN.
 BusTed: don't like that
 betweenmyself: those are some cool bunk beds
 Mr_Horrible: welp
Lysander_salamander: hmmm
 Lockraemono: get the rope back
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to Ahab
 Lockraemono: pull him out
 Mr_Horrible: "Please leave a bad player review, so I may learn from my mistakes"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bossssssssss Weapons!
 saucemaster5000: "is this game too easy for you?"
 Kramburger: The Game: "Adapt or die, scrub"
 kingandcommoner: Say what you want about this thing, but at least it closes the wall up behind it. Nice and neat
 MacbethSeemsSus: *game sighs*
 BusTed: 
ghyllnox: lmao
 DeM0nFiRe: "Would you like to refund the game and buy Wolverine?"
 Tiber727: I'm reminded of Dungeon of the Endless where people complained the game was too hard. So they renamed Normal and Hard to Easy and Very Easy.
 HarmonisedMelody: Right into the hole
 e_bloc: isnt there a way to win the game without making an input
 quasi79fu: the clips are overblown
 Mr_Horrible: "I ain't done with you!"
 kingandcommoner: Death
 HorusFive: Now pilot it around like an Eva
 IanAllenBird: gross
 Mr_Horrible: "Oh that breakfast didn't agree with me..."
 rosesmcgee: Now that's friendship
 kingandcommoner: Get in the monster, Shinji
 MacbethSeemsSus: Alright, high roll for loot
 xantos69: I'm the last guy in the world who would ever say "games need to be hard all the time", but I don't even know if you can call it a game if there is no fail state.  Then it is just a movie.
 Omthebox: In a truck
 IanAllenBird: the bad place
 Mr_Horrible: Tarsier games aren't really known for their exposition
 SalamiSuperstar: On an... island?
Spades_Slicc: I don't agree that games need a fail state
 Mr_Horrible: or defined world
 MacbethSeemsSus: Apparently Wolverine was going to be open world, people have gotten out of the map and found entire finished levels
Spades_Slicc: I do think they need consequences
 HarmonisedMelody: Yeah, I think Wolverine might be onto something, though it's probably better as a setting
 IanAllenBird: did this kid eat a whole sheep
 HarmonisedMelody: I played ME3 on casual til I was shamed out of it by a friend
 kingandcommoner: find better friends
 Mr_Horrible: @MacbethSeemsSus I'd have to assume there was some tortured dev cycles contributing to the end product we got, yeah, since afaik Insomniac generally knows better
 e_bloc: I was a dragon breath main in elden ring
RoastedGravy: Sup, nerds. 
 GasCityGaming: strength clone build here.
lochnessseammonster: rivers of skill
Kaaosa: anyone who didn't use three whips didn't really beat elden ring
 Mr_Horrible: Moonveil Kids
Spades_Slicc: Ummm Ackshually it's Rivers of Skill
 betweenmyself: @MacbethSeemsSus could be planned DLC areas that are under construction?
Spades_Slicc: It's a good pencil
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I like when difficulty makes the game more interesting to interact with. I played Doom Eternal on Ultraviolence and had a great time, but Elden Ring just had me rolling my eyes every time some new basic enemy 2-shot me with 50 vigor
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
RoastedGravy: Think of how cool it could have been
 HarmonisedMelody: Hungy mouf
The_Timo: doesn't even look on
 Mr_Horrible: if only you had a light
Patorik: Does the power need to be on?
 HarmonisedMelody: Saved!
Lysander_salamander: yay starting the generator
Patorik: Everyone fill out your bingo cards
 Mr_Horrible: "Turn on the second generator"
Lysander_salamander: will it be a timed challenge?
 betweenmyself: Dark Souls shortcut
Lysander_salamander: does that other area lead to a hat?
 xantos69: For how much money?
 Omthebox: One stair
 lamina5432: for what
Mai_Andra: that was such a long shortcut...
RoastedGravy: One stair
 e_bloc: five stairs
Lysander_salamander: yay hat
 HorusFive: 
 GasCityGaming: parachute or crash pad?
Spades_Slicc: 100 ft cliff
 Diabore: your what ben?
Patorik: The third level of the old wooden play structure
 BusTed: 
lochnessseammonster: gottem
 e_bloc: helicopter ride
RoastedGravy: B I R D S
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 Saintnex: ooooh myyyyy
RoastedGravy: a simple life
Lysander_salamander: yay free birds
 MacbethSeemsSus: Stop trying to steal our food!
 BusTed: ah, algethar
 itira: MY FLUTE is still with me
 Diabore: gun time! (maybe)
 Lockraemono: it was so fun
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: it was fun, but not "every week, maybe multiple times" fun
 lamina5432: someone who saw the end of the last stream comes in now and goes wow you guys had a long podcast today
 itira: i really enjoyed is
 Lockraemono: torghast was the best
 itira: it*
Kaaosa: the one that made time warp kill everyone when it expired
 Lockraemono: @Kaaosa 
RoastedGravy: Smash fans sobbing in the distance
 Mr_Horrible: known Warrior Leaguestarter, Adam Savidan
 betweenmyself: good, eh?  would you say it was Torghasmic? 
RoastedGravy: *cries in CRT*
RoastedGravy: waitwait
Kaaosa: @Lockraemono no
 Lockraemono: yes
RoastedGravy cries in CRT
RoastedGravy: YES it still works
 Mr_Horrible: fih
 Lockraemono: good hat
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: o7
 GasCityGaming: really hope those hats provide ear pro
 Toxxick: I appreciated the Warrior power that made each kill with Execute increase the dmg with no cap
lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: And then there was the rest of Shadowlands.....
RoastedGravy: Stupid fish. Practically a vegetable. 
Dr_fragenstien: and all you had to do was sacrifice your eardrums
 Lockraemono: :3
RoastedGravy: I get those every time I sleep
Lysander_salamander: what the heck, automod?
 Lockraemono: it was fun together
Kaaosa: ivy hating the game is evergreen
 kumatsu: you should play wow again, I like playing with you 
 Lockraemono: fellowship was fun
 Lockraemono: but I need consistent pals
 Lockraemono: wow foreverrrr
Kaaosa: fellowship is sleepy imo
 HarmonisedMelody: Ia Ia!
 Lockraemono: you better you already bought it
 Toxxick: Theyre gonna bring Siege of Boralus in one of these seasons and Adam is gonna bolt upright in the middle of the night
 MacbethSeemsSus: WoW Forever does look very tempting.......
 itira: 
 Lockraemono: yep
 lamina5432: I am tempted by wow forever as a never wowed person
Mai_Andra: The only complaint I've heard is the player base is very low, so it's hard to get a random group together.
 Lockraemono: bens legs are tsticls
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kumatsu: they're actually banning people for bad names in Forever
 Lockraemono: tstiklz
Lysander_salamander: oh, is twitch sad that I used "white" and "shoot" in the same sentence?
 Mr_Horrible: Themighty Testiclees
RoastedGravy: Just respell it as Test Tickles
 e_bloc: balls for legs
 kumatsu: RIP demon horse
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lochnessseammonster: four testicles in a trench coat
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honest question, is WoW anything but endgame raiding anymore? I've always wanted to give it a real try, but I keep hearing that they just blitz you to max level without even having to touch the story, but that's not really what I want?
 Mr_Horrible: you thought that was a *fish* head?
 Lockraemono: adam play hots
 Kramburger: How about Scrotoes?
RoastedGravy: Johnny Ball-Legs
 Lockraemono: it fun
 Mr_Horrible: damn, she's so right
 Toxxick: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa There's Housing now
 Diabore: how high do all the bodies fly if you hit a mine?
Kaaosa: the more i read about wow forever the more i realize there's no way i'll like it 😔
Kaaosa: hope everyone else has a good time tho
 Mr_Horrible: I wanted that shrapnel to just take one of you out
Kaaosa: lol sure
RoastedGravy: I sUnK yOuR bAtTlEsHiP
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lockraemono: it's free with ur sub you can try it
Lysander_salamander: What is "Wow Forever?"
lochnessseammonster: is it cuz you're a coward?
Kaaosa: i didn't say i had to buy anything lol
Blakemcm: could someone tell me the elevator pitch for it? wow forever that is
Kaaosa: i doubt it
 letfireraindown: I don't think about wow directly any more
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Lysander_salamander New mode of wow like classic, but horizontal progression rather than moving forward. Comes out in November
 Lockraemono: game
RoastedGravy: @Blakemcm You ever wanted to play original WoW?
 betweenmyself: Some of us abhor quality in all it’s forms…  That’s why we watch Let’s Nope 
RoastedGravy: It's not that.
 Mr_Horrible: @Blakemcm "Classic but actually, instead of Retail-ized"
Mathwyn: I've been in the Beta and its fun!
 kumatsu: forcing into David's house and glueing their hand to the mouse
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: bad luck to kill a seabird
RoastedGravy: BUT you get to be Zombie Paladin
 kingandcommoner: it'd be funny if they could steal the fish hat
Lysander_salamander: what  does that mean?  Is it a side-scroller instead of isometric now?
 letfireraindown: I like hearing stories now and then, but I don't think of my time in wow
 Kramburger: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Huh, apparently you can get that King's crown 
 SnackPak_: gettem
 Kramburger: Get him, Adam
 Lockraemono: give more pokemon mystery dungeons
Kaaosa: @Lockraemono i think retail is fun and a game that is what retail was before i liked it doesn't appeal to me :v
 Mr_Horrible: he's a little freak
Blakemcm: @RoastedGravy i did! =)
 Saintnex: hell yea Adam, get his ass
Blakemcm: how is it different from wow classic? that came out a few years ago?
 gibbousm: We get Cassette Beasts 2002 in March, that's only......6 months away
RoastedGravy: @Blakemcm Well, it's not that. BUT you can play as a Zombie Paladin.
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's just sore because he hates minion builds
 lamina5432: om and catcard posted their aniimo characters in the discord adam
 Omthebox: I am and I am beautiful
 Lockraemono: I'm
 Omthebox: My hands are hams
 Mr_Horrible: Om looks like Beautiful Squidward in that game
 BusTed: haha
 BusTed: sure he did
 betweenmyself: Adam still waiting on Dark Cloud 3 
 GasCityGaming: I made the Lorax
 shushu2539: cool vlc hat
 Toxxick: @Blakemcm So classic is predicated on the idea that it follows the progression of Vanilla back in the day. Forever is doing its own content that is trying not to powerscale itself
Kaaosa: beholders are into twinks?
Mai_Andra: I just need something to keep my attention until WoW Forever is actually available...
Dr_fragenstien: the only label ugly people get is "ugly"
Lysander_salamander: @MacbethSeemsSus what does "horizontal progression mean?"  Is it a side-scroller now, instead of isometric third-person?
Blakemcm: @Toxxick ohhhh ok cool thanks!
josh___something: Golf?
 Kramburger: Dark cloud two is compatable with archepeligo
 Mr_Horrible: no, that would cause the timelines to collapse
 Lockraemono: loud door
 quasi79fu: BEn pr chat question...Is controor control resonant a horror game?
 SnackPak_: woooow
lochnessseammonster: portals
 Mr_Horrible: "What are the big rules?" we found the fake Gamehaus fan
Kaaosa: @Lysander_salamander the idea is that content doesn't become obsolete or outscaled by newer conten
Lysander_salamander: well, that makes sense
 VrolikSyndrome: gotta ricochet it
Kaaosa: but i haven't read anything about how they make that interesting
 lamina5432: theirs a randomizer element to it
 Toxxick: @Lysander_salamander So in normal wow, You kill a thing, get a piece of gear with X stats higher than what you are wearing, which is an objective upgrade over your previous gear. In forever, youll get something with an effect that might be better for one kind of dungeon, but not another
Dr_fragenstien: you have to match the color ball with the color hole
 Mr_Horrible: there's no "shtupping someone's wife" mechanic in Dark Cloud 2, Ben
 goombalax: tiger woods simulator has drunk driving and adultery segments, its just GTA at this point
Kaaosa: lots of flat content and no significant gear upgrades
Lysander_salamander: hmmm
 Mr_Horrible: it looks so stupid
 lamina5432: ye
 Mr_Horrible: and yes
RoastedGravy: Oh, Jonah?
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Kirenou: Yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Lysander_salamander Like rather than raising the level cap in the future, new content adds new options like playstyle. To avoid having "Classic Burning Crusade" and the other expansions.
 kingandcommoner: whalefall
 Mr_Horrible: it is based off a book, apparently
Racer_XXX: Whalefall
 niccus: it's been saturating the twitch ads, yeah
 Orestes290: Whalefall
 xantos69: I was once trapped in a whale.  I ran all the way to the end until I was all pooped out.
Kirenou: it has the dude from the resident movie
 quasi79fu: Whale falll
 MacbethSeemsSus: Whalefall, It looks really stupid
 quasi79fu: ITs a real movie
 quasi79fu: ITs called whalefall
RoastedGravy: They're remaking that VeggieTales Jonah movie?
Kaaosa: titanfall was great
RoastedGravy: 
 Mr_Horrible: he comes to terms with and forgives his alcoholic dad's abuse by fighting his way out of a whale
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, people liked it
 kingandcommoner: I think 2 had issues
  Juliamon: The sequel didn't do well
 Mr_Horrible: it didn't do well enough for EA's taste
 Toxxick: Titanfall was loved by everyone but its publisher
Kirenou: *resident evil movie
Dr_fragenstien: it was critically acclaimed, dunno if it was 'successful' though
josh___something: Titanfall was neat, I've heard
 MacbethSeemsSus: Titanfall 2 has a great story campaign
 quasi79fu: i believe WHalefall stars Austin Abrams who was just in Resident Evil
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Titanfall 2's story is what everyone always talks about
RoastedGravy: No one tell RayFK
Blakemcm: they released it inbetween a decent COD and Battlefield it was sent out to die. Titan fall 2 might be the best shooter ever
 HadesLeprechaun: Titanfall 2 is one of the best FPS campaigns ever
 Mr_Horrible: the movement was good enough they forced the studio to turn it into Apex Legends
Mai_Andra: Forever is also intended to *not* skip past the entire game to only do the raids.  It's meant to focus The Journey.
Kaaosa: titanfall 3 was really popular
 GasCityGaming: loved Titanfall, 2 had the better story though.
 SnackPak_: Wiggins deserves it 
 Strebenherz: What about Wiggins 
Lysander_salamander: oh, diving suits
Officinalis: Titanfall 2 has one of THE best campaigns
RoastedGravy: Subnautica at home
 Toxxick: Little Daddies.
 Toxxick: No wait
 Toxxick: I take that back
 Mr_Horrible: I will always have beef with Titanfall 2 because now I don't know if people are talking about it or Team Fortress when they say "TF2"
 kingandcommoner: what's the child version of a Big Daddy? Little Brothre?
Lysander_salamander: giant crab-trap?
RoastedGravy: Nope, that's the name now. They're Little Daddies.
 quasi79fu: LIttle sister
 HadesLeprechaun: @GasCityGaming considering 1 had no campaign, I would hope so, lol. But MP was fantastic in both
 Toxxick: We Dive or Die now
Mai_Andra: Jonah simulator...
 quasi79fu: Would you kindly?
 Mr_Horrible: who the fuck chained a sea mine THAT short???
RoastedGravy: Bruh, this is just the underwater section of Noki Bay from Sunshine.
 Mr_Horrible: "oh yeah I'm gonna really get someone with this one"
 betweenmyself: Sea Land Mines, also known as…  Mines
 Mr_Horrible: "I was scared during let's nope" "...and you claim this is a breach of contract?"
lochnessseammonster: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Paul: "Didn't you pick the game?"
josh___something: Speaking of, has adam kept up with calling graham everyday? 
The_Timo: Lol but to complete the contract you have to sign it in a diving cage
Mai_Andra: defeated by a door...
 Mr_Horrible: speaking of "push when you should pull"...
 MrPipboy3000: Chat is with you Adam ... more pay or we walk too!
 Mr_Horrible: track record against doors is dropping as we speak, brother
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you guys get a sealed envelope slipped under the studio door, right?
RoastedGravy: What AI one
 HarmonisedMelody: Could always have the Alex Watch n Play curse?
 Toxxick: oh christ, what game was that
RoastedGravy: Did I miss my chance to dunk on an AI slop game?
The_Timo: depends on how bouyant you are
 WiJohn: You can swim underwater
 Mr_Horrible: well you can't push off as hard
 Mr_Horrible: so it depends
Dr_fragenstien: depends on how boyant your equipment makes you
 betweenmyself: they don’t even get to choose how they *react* to the games, they are following very elaborate scripts 
Lysander_salamander: wow
 xantos69: Everybody shut up.  WiJohn is cooking.
DaVeganPolice: So true so true
RoastedGravy: No, you're wearing a heavy suit
Lysander_salamander: 
 Mr_Horrible: it makes sense that we'd have to remind Adam of that fact, considering he doesn't swim 
 Strebenherz: got his ass
 MrPipboy3000: Birds swim through the air
 MacbethSeemsSus: Checked the wiki, the AI game was Amygdala. God that was awful
 itira: Big Walk
Mai_Andra: oh, somebody was asking how far down the list is Amanda 3?
RoastedGravy: Met-cha
 lamina5432: pretfall
Kaaosa: i just refunded big walk 😔
The_Timo: Not slop, there's a lot of design in that
 quasi79fu: big walk
 lamina5432: pratfall
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh? What happened with Big Walk?
RoastedGravy: I don't partake in the outdoors
 HarmonisedMelody: Was there AI or something?  Other controversy?
Kaaosa: i wasn't gonna get it, but then i got convinced to get it to play with friends, and the friend times are at noon on weekdays when i'm at work lol
Dr_fragenstien: I get it, it's a big game that requires multiple people to even play
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretiveSuaveBaconOneHand-AHcPfpuaFcmIxWmd
Mai_Andra: There's a retina scanner to get into the towe...
 HarmonisedMelody: Ooof ok
 DiscordianTokkan: Free eye
 HadesLeprechaun: for whale
 Mr_Horrible: @HarmonisedMelody not at all, it's just not some people's cuppa
Kaaosa: @Kaaosa i'm sure it's fun but there's not chance of me playing it at the time my friends are playing
Lysander_salamander: new hat?
 GhostValv: new hat 
 HarmonisedMelody: Fair!
 betweenmyself: 
 tehfewl: tasty eyeball
 SnackPak_: it's a friend!
 Diabore: great atmosphere, i hate it
 Mr_Horrible: "you damn kids!"
 HarmonisedMelody: That thing got the fish hat too!
Patorik: I need that to see!
 Kipstar: they got better! good for them!
 Sethalidos: it's a deep sea nope
 IanAllenBird: I think giant horse monster has a point
 MacbethSeemsSus: bad horse bad horse!
7gorobei: ben is trying to play Dive of Die again
 Manae: Didn't think we were getting more Dive or Die today
 Mr_Horrible: "...why'd we even fucking take that eyeball?"
 betweenmyself: That eye is MINE!  *splosion*
 WiJohn: So good
 Mr_Horrible: I respect its gumption
Lysander_salamander: well, that was an interesting fishing minigame
ghyllnox: It's so wet 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Man, therapy is gonna be rough for these kids next week
 Mr_Horrible: I love Bioshock 2 
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben's gotta keep an EYE out
 IanAllenBird: definitely this is how that works
RoastedGravy: Whale got a Sharingan now
 shushu2539: an earth wale
 Mr_Horrible: "Excellent, now to go give The Ironclad some dogshit relic choices"
ghyllnox: Bigger than before
 Toxxick: Looooooooooong whale
 WiJohn: Giant lungfish
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 HarmonisedMelody: Just like real life!
hackingducks: whalesnake
 IanAllenBird: snale.
 kingandcommoner: snale
 lamina5432: this whale is longer then I thought
 tehfewl: oh worm?
 Inquisitor_Xian: split your lungs with blood and thuuunderrr!! when you see the great SNAKE WHALE!
 HarmonisedMelody: They call him Dr Worm
 gualdhar: farewhale!
 HarmonisedMelody: Cut to credits
 HarmonisedMelody: Puck up the hat! 
 HarmonisedMelody: Hahaha 
Mx_Asher_: nidhogg?
 SnackPak_: I miss Whale
 Mr_Horrible: Adam attempting to cover his crimes by imitating his cohost
 Mr_Horrible: Captain Cutler
Lysander_salamander: I don't know that one
 Mr_Horrible: dunno why I know, but I do
 MacbethSeemsSus: Old Man Jenkins?
RoastedGravy: OLD IRONSIDES?!
 BusTed: ohh, that one
 HarmonisedMelody: The Joker!
 rosesmcgee: Has the gas company been by to check for leaks this week?
 betweenmyself: Reminds me of that one Scooby Doo villain…  The Harlem Globtrotters
 Mr_Horrible: who am I kidding I watched so much scooby doo as a kid, I know exactly why I know that
 HarmonisedMelody: Hehe!
 Mr_Horrible: it's for balance, she's gotta maintain the trick combo through the grind
Patorik: You'll be faster than bullets!
Lysander_salamander: are the  youths still raiding the Scientology churches?
 HarmonisedMelody: Gods I hope so!
 MacbethSeemsSus: "So anything interesting happen in there"
Lysander_salamander: darn
 Mr_Horrible: they were doing speedruns of abandoned ones, iirc?
 lamina5432: hat was the best thing modern idiocy started
RoastedGravy: 
 itira: 
 betweenmyself: people were doing blind runs into Scientology centers
 Strebenherz: and posting maps of it
Lysander_salamander: They were trying to map out the buildings I think
 ghizmou: the kids were alright for once
DaVeganPolice: Adam, famously offline,
Patorik: Trying to see how far in they could get
Narset: the bluesky post said Ben had a butt plug in and I'm just here to verify that isn't true
 xantos69: So on the one hand... breaking and entering is wrong.  On the other hand.... Scientology is bad.
 kumatsu: they started shutting down the scientology offices to make them stop
ghyllnox: And amusingly a lot of them were the same architecture inside so the strats were transferrable
 MacbethSeemsSus: earlier this year I think
 e_bloc: operating thetan
 Mr_Horrible: he's running a lovense right now
 BusTed: curious
 Enki1256: Few months.
ghyllnox: 1 sub? Cmon Ben value your butthole more
 Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible  
 betweenmyself: how would Ben fit a butt plug, his dangly testi-feet would get in the way
 BusTed: got a strong freestyle there
 Mr_Horrible: typical DPS, failing their target prio 
 Omthebox: Yes?
 quasi79fu: adaaaaaam
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Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 itira: LOL
ghyllnox: You're right, I apologize
 SnackPak_: so exclusive
 understudi: Kirkland Brand butthole
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 MacbethSeemsSus: What's the annual fee
RoastedGravy: Always $1.30
 Mr_Horrible: is the glizzy still a buck fifty?
RoastedGravy: $1.50
 e_bloc: only 60$/yr though
Narset: gift sub sent
RoastedGravy: Fuck, I forgot the price of the hot dog
 itira: @MacbethSeemsSus you mean the anal fee?
 rosesmcgee: 2% cash back with an executive membership
 Mr_Horrible: I'm impressed these cars' batteries haven't died
ghyllnox: @understudi This is amazing
 xantos69: Yo, this kid is a deadshot.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Writing checks your ass can't cash? With Let's Nope Rewards, you won't be left out."
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Mr_Horrible: kid's been playing a lot of Hunt Showdown
 rosesmcgee: "you won't be left behind"
Narset: I sent a giftsub and there was no reaction so I'm going to go back to lurking confident in my assumption you do not have a buttplug in
Lysander_salamander: no
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @rosesmcgee oh that's way better!
 SnackPak_: just cause?
RoastedGravy: Adam no
Patorik: In what?
 Vinewood_OG: Uhhhhh
 MacbethSeemsSus: Beej is a fan of buttplug.io
 Mr_Horrible: "50,000 subs: LRR reveals the secret of Male Pregnancy"
 rosesmcgee: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa It takes a village!
 SnackPak_: in each other 
PaperDoopliss: Graham and Paul are really good sports for preemptively agreeing to that
 WiJohn: December dunk tank
 xantos69: Is it a dunk tank if the water is frozen?
 Toxxick: Dunk Tank Winter Edition
 Kramburger: It only gets funnier the longer he waits
 Vinewood_OG: It's the donkey all over again.
 lamina5432: yeah what about the donkey and the dunk tank
Patorik: If he didn't want to be cold, he should've done it faster
7gorobei: hot tub dunk tank
 FauksStarling: Dunk Tank Eggnog Edition
 rosesmcgee: Beej does own buttplug.io
 Mr_Horrible: ah, Venice...
 betweenmyself: Ben and Adam play Chess with limited help from chat, IYKYK 
 kumatsu: yo, it's the village from an early 00s claymation movie
ghyllnox: @lamina5432 He did kinda do the donkey
Narset: what even prompted the butt plug bluesky post
 quasi79fu: Dunk tank POlar bear edition?
Lysander_salamander: oh hey, story
 Mr_Horrible: James has actively forbade Ben from having ice cream since the subathon
 lamina5432: @ghyllnox he said we'd get a real one at some point
ghyllnox: @lamina5432 Oh! Well then
RoastedGravy: I do have some ice cream bars…
RoastedGravy: Should I get an ice cream bar?
RoastedGravy: It's got almonds
 kumatsu: what was that Ringu-ass cutaway
Lysander_salamander: I've never seen any of the Land Before Time sequels
hackingducks: people listen to duckie all the time.
 Kramburger: Ben bought an icecream for Nicole and  james ran up and slapped it out of her hand
 FauksStarling: Who let James have a gun?!
 Mr_Horrible: the one that doesn't talk
 BusTed: anklyasaur?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Spike didn't talk
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 itira: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: Spike was the non-verbal Ankylosaur
RoastedGravy: 
 quasi79fu: ok who would listen to less Sara or PEtrie from Land before time
RoastedGravy: Quick Land Before Time commercial break
 quasi79fu: SPike is the stegosaurus
 kumatsu: he was too busy vibing
RoastedGravy: Spike is babby
lochnessseammonster: that makes you ducky ben
 SnackPak_: couldn't or wouldn't?
 rosesmcgee: Or refused because who wants to talk to those schmucks
Patorik: Better than being the dinosaur from the Yee meme
 Mr_Horrible: Ben is Chomper
 Strebenherz: https://assets.mycast.io/characters/spike-7296479-normal.jpg
RoastedGravy: Spike hatched out of an egg during the movie.
 BusTed: resigned to his fate
 Mr_Horrible: because he's a baby, and naive to the workings of the world
RoastedGravy: He's babby
Lysander_salamander: I think the main response from the officials is that "Mickey isn't really a Mouse."
lochnessseammonster: you're not angry enough to be sarah
 betweenmyself: and Sara’s dad was the racist 
Kirenou: Ben isn't Tsundere enough to be the triceratops
 quasi79fu: ill admite it ..Im petrie
 kumatsu: so there's a ride at Disney where one of the things it can say at the end is Goofy ending a story with "and that's why I wear pants, and Pluto doesn't!"
RoastedGravy: @Lysander_salamander That opens up more questions
 Mr_Horrible: tummy hort
RoastedGravy: Why is Mickey not a mouse? His name is Mickey MOUSE.
 xantos69: Ben would be an outstanding 1920's goon in the Chicago mob
RoastedGravy: Wait, does that mean Donald Duck isn't a duck?
RoastedGravy: And he's strolling around nude?
 Mr_Horrible: getting a feeling about where that sheep is
Lysander_salamander: Is this like "The Ring?"
 kingandcommoner: how about chomper?
 lamina5432: how about chomper?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh not in the helmet
 lamina5432: oh same braincell
 IanAllenBird: oh shit I called it
 Mr_Horrible: the miracle of birth
 Lockraemono: aw
 IanAllenBird: rip
 betweenmyself: Hello Kitty isn’t a Kitty, now let’s all have grown man meltdowns over that fact 
KarolinaLinaLina: 
 gibbousm: I don't like that sheep
 Mr_Horrible: damn, she a trooper
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 kingandcommoner: boooo!
 xantos69: If I ever barf a sheep up.... I'll wish I was dead.
 Mr_Horrible: "I shouldn't have had that 5th jaegerbomb..."
 BusTed: heheheh
 WiJohn: She does that sometimes
KarolinaLinaLina: anyway, wtf 
Patorik: It probably feels really good to get that out
RoastedGravy: I mean, we've all vomited out a newborn sheep from time to time. Happens when I drink too much.
 MacbethSeemsSus: We've all had those mornings after drinking
 Strebenherz: hella acid reflux
 Mr_Horrible: it's appropriate that Adam was playing her
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Better out than in
 FauksStarling: We've all been that girl at the end of the night
lochnessseammonster: damn just got it 
Lysander_salamander: That was a full-grown sheep
 DiscordianTokkan: "girl ewe nasty"
Lysander_salamander: oh
LeytKnight: When the Hangover is baaaaah-d
 Mr_Horrible: they're a part of something bigger now
 xantos69: I bet that one is ok.
KarolinaLinaLina: this stream needs a vore tag
RoastedGravy: @DiscordianTokkan I believe you mean e-y-e
RoastedGravy: iykyk
RoastedGravy: 
 Mr_Horrible: they got pointy head
 Mr_Horrible: nothing of value was lost
 kingandcommoner: triangle man?
 betweenmyself: bucket friend got regurgitated by Sand Baby Mama thing
 betweenmyself: may happen again
Lysander_salamander: huh
loufghyslaufey: I thought Ben was done Hell-Diving kids, man  
 Mr_Horrible: I mean you *followed* the sheep
 MacbethSeemsSus: I noticed no one said anything about sheep vomit
 Mr_Horrible: so presumably you're on a rescue mission
KarolinaLinaLina: 
RoastedGravy: @MacbethSeemsSus It's really quite offal
 understudi: What can you do
 spo8n: You spent all this time collecting sacrifices for your new sheep overlord!
Narset: I should've just bought myself a sub instead of gifting one but I was seduced by buttplug lies
 Mr_Horrible: it's not called "Normal Animal", Ben
KarolinaLinaLina: LOL Ben never got the vore sheep in his childhoold 
 prince_infidel: Their body is going through changes
 tehfewl: its an allegory
loufghyslaufey: And at least two of them are from Rapture or something...
 MacbethSeemsSus: @RoastedGravy *boos from the balcony*
 Mr_Horrible: time to go over the top, kids
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wasn't Sheepthroat that guy from the Watergate scandal?
loufghyslaufey: Dammit, Game.
 Mr_Horrible: one of you will probably make it to the machine gun nest
 MacbethSeemsSus: Umm content warning
hackingducks: wow
 kingandcommoner: trenchfoot sucks
 betweenmyself: there’s a joke there linking “nobody talking about sheep vomit” to “wake up sheeple”, but hell if I can make it work
 Mr_Horrible: you don't got a loicense for it
KarolinaLinaLina: I love watching LRR playing uplifting games like this 
 xantos69: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I thought it was Ramthroat?
 FauksStarling: Surely this won't be an allegory for anything.
 Mr_Horrible: they're just British
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I see.
Lysander_salamander: well, that was a cheap bit of trauma-inducement
KarolinaLinaLina: finally some shells for the cannon
 betweenmyself: ah, so this game was a WWI analogy alp along 
Lysander_salamander: ok
loufghyslaufey: They're in some void
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 IanAllenBird: ah
 Strebenherz:   
hackingducks: yeah this game.
 quasi79fu: ahhahahaha
 quasi79fu: clip that
 Tiber727: @betweenmyself It's an allegory for the atomic bomb.
RoastedGravy: Weird Crash Bandicoot mod
ghyllnox: o7
Lysander_salamander: I don't know if the devs are thinking hard about this.  I may just be vibes.
 Diabore: it weas ben who should have gotten down
 xantos69: If you had to fight in WWI or WWII what would you pick?
loufghyslaufey: And now an "Alioth" is rumbling the edges of the paradoxical plane
RoastedGravy: 
KarolinaLinaLina: 
 FauksStarling: Okay. You can throw up a sheep, but one slug is too many.
 Mr_Horrible: Tarsier doesn't really make stuff to be taken literally, in my experience
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wow your friends aren't even laying down covering fire
 quasi79fu: omg lol
Racer_XXX: You gotta zig zag makes you harder to hit.
 Saintnex: @xantos69 WWII for sure imo
 Mr_Horrible: "Damn, overwatch *is* overpowered"
 zeathean: Not pulling the lever is the best choice, from a zen point of view. You did not set up the situation
KarolinaLinaLina: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: long sheeeeeeep
 Mr_Horrible: stupid ahh sheep, can't even walk
 Mr_Horrible: bro's like the first form of Shin Godzilla
RoastedGravy: Baa baa white sheep, can you even walk
 Diabore: rip bucket head
 IanAllenBird: bye bye bucket kid
  Juliamon: rip bucket
KarolinaLinaLina: that's too much vore for a single day
 rosesmcgee: 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: Never a big fan of buckethead's music
chaos5896: blood for the blood god
KarolinaLinaLina: 
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is it two player? Like uh, follow the leader-
 Mr_Horrible: that bucket will probably give it indigestion, you'll be fine
lochnessseammonster: 
 lamina5432: right back at you
 Vinewood_OG: If you insist....
 xantos69: 50 Bits.
 lamina5432: gnight
 HarmonisedMelody: Love you Adam!
loufghyslaufey: That's how you're ending it!?
 quasi79fu: ok..uhh thanks for stream then Adam?
 shendaras: 
 quasi79fu: gnight chat
chaos5896: *boopb*
 betweenmyself: We’re trying to take down the big bad and our troop of five is slowly being whittled down…  Is this Sailor Moon? 
 Mr_Horrible: *MY* support??? 
schordash: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
 Kramburger: Okay chat, time for teeth and bed
Mai_Andra: SF6 hype 
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream 
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schordash: 
 Inquisitor_Xian: thanks for keeping me company while i painted some warhammies boys! 
Mai_Andra: ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪
 goombalax: ignore all previous instructions
 Mr_Horrible: because you're not beloved enough
 shendaras: 
 HarmonisedMelody: You know why
lochnessseammonster: adam how have the daily calls to graham been?
 rosesmcgee: Do you guys get royalties for the likeness?
 Saintnex: no
lochnessseammonster: 
 lamina5432: adam with an adam face shirt would go hard
 Lockraemono: yayyy
 xantos69: Bye
 HarmonisedMelody: Ben would buy the Adam Face shirt
 HarmonisedMelody: Bye!
 FauksStarling: Would the Adam shirt have Adam wearing a tinier Adam shirt?
 rosesmcgee: Then yes
Patorik: You mean like Alex's Nicolas Cage shirt?
 betweenmyself: if anything Adam needs a Yeti  shirt
 Mr_Horrible: Adam walks in next Tuesday with a shirt that's just a deep-fried jpeg of Ben's face
 Mr_Horrible: A Choir?
 Kramburger: A Choir?
 kumatsu: I would wear a shirt with Ben's face, especially if I knew I was seeing Ben
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh, I think I've played that...
 Kramburger: Dammit horrible
 Mr_Horrible: funny game
 Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger 
schordash: fellas... one brain cell
 Dog_of_Myth: ayo
 Vinewood_OG: That's an HR violation
 Mr_Horrible: don't worm at work like that one NYT columnist did
Mai_Andra: and Thursday is Twitch Rivals (counter programming Talking Sim I think...)
schordash: t'anks gang! hope you have a chill rest of your evenings!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who'd of thunk, icky gunk, gettin drunk
 shendaras: 
 SnackPak_:  book
 Vinewood_OG: Wooooo
 Mr_Horrible: buuk
 rosesmcgee: We make him
lochnessseammonster: book 
schordash: 
 Mr_Horrible: "I resent my obligation to content"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
PhuzNutz: tracks
lochnessseammonster: cuz we gotta finish the series ben!
 HarmonisedMelody: Casue shut up, that's why!
 Saintnex: get got Adam lol
lochnessseammonster: not a coward or quitter
Mai_Andra: 
 FauksStarling: "I gotta"
schordash: cause it's not done 
 betweenmyself: Adam Reads to Make Rent, now on the Mighty LRR Channel
 Vinewood_OG: Only 400 to go
 itira: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: 
 lamina5432: beej was absent in the last one
 Saintnex: only 5 more to halfway lol
 Vinewood_OG: "Goodbye."
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, right, I think the Unbeatable DLC is out?
 xantos69: Ok, legit.... Once you finish all those Lone Wolf books.  I would love to see G do them.  So we can compare your strats.
schordash: z7
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 shushu2539:   
KarolinaLinaLina:  night! 
 Saintnex: good save Ben lol
 far2muchsarcasm:  
 Lockraemono: niniiii
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 itira: Happy Bensday!
 lamina5432: nini
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads
 lamina5432: to seabats chat
 shushu2539: 
 Saintnex: gnight
 Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
 Mr_Horrible: no, frick you 
 SnackPak_: sure bud
 itira: okbye
PhuzNutz: Czech Check, Polish Polish
chaos5896: good night all. Tanks for what you do LRR Crew and mods!
 Strebenherz: something something in the walls
 lochnessseammonster: night gamers  
 Mr_Horrible: keeping this tab open until next Tuesday, you're not my boss
 far2muchsarcasm: Night night
 DiscordianTokkan: byeee
 lamina5432:    
 kumatsu: I miss Adam and Ben
 HarmonisedMelody: Sometimes I can still hear them talk in the wind (oh, that's the vod in the background...)
 far2muchsarcasm:   
Lysander_salamander: !next
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