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MWGNZ: october here
TXC2: it is, for 3 more hours here
MommaGart: not sure I can finish reading the text on this new Universes Beyond card before September ends
Vinewood_OG: Huh? What? I specifically told you to wake me up, when september ends.
PhoenixMelior: Same with our government, except they're worse
TXC2:
want to know when DLS ends in UK? DURING DESERT BUS 
PhoenixMelior: Its starting to spread kathleen!
MWGNZ: we did it last week and wish we would stop
TXC2: !events
Vinewood_OG:
"Western specific time" 
gnomebot1: the new acheivements are cool.
PhoenixMelior: Newfies aren't okay.
TXC2: should have gone with PAT, Pacific Always Time
TXC2: !dragonshield
Vinewood_OG: They're so mean
MWGNZ: ah, so newfoundland is canadas south australia
TXC2: this time of day, this time of year, in this part of country, localised entirely within your computer!
Mangledpixel: there are a few places that are offset by 15 min from a full hour, like the Chatham Islands in New Zealand
PhoenixMelior: Im here to talk about FAT OIL
TXC2: "Fat oil lips" the hit sequel to "Betty Davis eyes"
MWGNZ: @Mangledpixel do we talk about the place that changed their timezone, but did it 1 minute per day instead of a single jump?
TXC2: Kathleen with 2 of the rares I got in my sealed
Seventy111: Their marketing team threw around "Kathleen's Lips" but graphic design team didn't want to figure out apostrophes
Flyingdelorion: Damn! I'm late
PhoenixMelior: @mwgnz WHY
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Flyingdelorion: Also hello Kathleen, Cori, and chat!
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MWGNZ: @PhoenixMelior no idea, it's up there with "pi is legally 4"
yobigdogXL: 3 drafts so far and I've been getting my butt punched
FauksStarling: Red Polymorph
Flyingdelorion: Thanks @TXC2 Let's fracture that reality or something like that?
TXC2: the bottom of your battlefield
Seventy111: It's not good, BUT you could flip into Craterclaw Colossus
TXC2: Flyingdelorion that's the spirit
petey_vonwho: Identity Echo could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Flyingdelorion: LOL @TXC2
Seventy111: 2 very good red Ways is neat
TXC2:
I fought against someone with 4 different of those enchantments
Seventy111: Pile of ways deck seems like exactly the thing I want to play in this format
Wiliart: Can the stingerquil voxmancer do repeated non combat damage?
TXC2: !card stingerquil voxmancer
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Wiliart: Ah yes, upkeep preparedness.
TXC2: Wiliart not on the same turn, but yes
TXC2: still cool Pia
petey_vonwho: We have 2 ways
Joecool190: yeah, the ways are enchantments
KingOfDoma: Afternoon, gang. Let's get Gruul and unusual!
TXC2: hello KingOfDoma welcome
Diabore: @KingOfDoma konstrari rejects the notion of "unusual"
TheMerricat: Most of your counter adders are +1/0 aren't they?
Bruceski: mind status: sculpted
EJGRgunner: Dear Drs. LRR, given the nature of streaming on a for-profit platform like Twitch and the impact of Sub-tember on revenue as well as the possibly fraught corporate tie-ins promoted by the site, I'm forced to ask the question: Is "Be Prepared" actually the best song from The Lion King?
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MWGNZ: surely circle of life
couchboyj: Villain songs are the best songs, so Be Prepared is the best song in the Lion King, because it's the villain song.
TXC2: eh, Circle of life is as sing-a-long as the others
TXC2: (isn't
KingOfDoma: Music is fine to me
petey_vonwho: The best song in Lion King is Timon and Pumba's luau
Mangledpixel: @petey_vonwho it is the last non-resprise song in the movie, after all
Seventy111: Oooooh that works with Way of the Pyromancer uptick right?
Seventy111: Spicy
Seventy111: Oh my
Seventy111: So many names of things in this set seem like they're Jace's idea of a cool name
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Seventy111: Like how Apex Witchstalker looks like Jace tried to draw a wolf from memory
MtGJam: Jace's new -5: NSFW
ghizmou: he's taking it on the chin
petey_vonwho: Taking damage is the best thing Jace has ever done
Flyingdelorion: Mom!
PhoenixMelior: Is kathleen being lewd on magic content again?
TXC2: Jace may have carved many parts of himself away, but not the part that sucks.....
TXC2: PhoenixMelior always
Bruceski: Charm woulda hit for 6
Seventy111: Proctor into sphinx seems ideal
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Dr's @LoadingReadyRun Cori and Kathleen. How goes the fractures?
TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth welcome
petey_vonwho: Maybe their Internet will cut out?
Seventy111: You don't HAVE to let them resolve it, we can just sit here
PhoenixMelior: Cori called you out, as she should have
PhoenixMelior: IT'S SO LOUD
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couchboyj: Did Jace keep that part of himself, or did it get put in the box, I wonder?
Seventy111: Surveiling so hard it blows out your eardrums
TXC2: Beachball is always there for you
Seventy111: This hand sure has potential
Anaerin: !show override lrrmtg
Seventy111: It's Barbara time
TXC2: cooking with gas now
Seventy111: If you do it in combat you might be able to surprise trample em right?
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TXC2: Hamsters are forming a union
Thadrin46: A Lizard... wizard?
Wolfstrike_NL: Turns out, we don't need a Jace to suck
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Seventy111: Love having dudes
Seventy111: Hungy Puppybeast, is this anything
MtGJam: -3 draw 2 is certainly an ability
MtGJam:
Do you go face and try to win with craterclaw next turn? I haven't done the maths so maybe ignore me
MtGJam: Oh... sad times
ghizmou: oh well
MtGJam: You don't get it back
Seventy111: Interesting block. Someone who's good at magic should figure out what it implies about their hand lol
TXC2: everything always exiles now
ghizmou: fake mom !
Seventy111: Does it give other things hexproof? Or just itself?
TXC2: I think it only works on its self ?
Seventy111: Sure are some bombs in this set, eh?
TXC2: "what if oroboroid was worse in almost every way, but was still bonkers good?"
Bruceski: I had a draft that went 6-3 and even when I had 21 life and my opponent had 3 I was tensed up every play because there's so many swingy cards
GredGredmansson: the first striker?
TXC2: Bruceski yeap, I feel that way during every game, I never feel like I'm in control of the game
GredGredmansson: i wouldn't mind the puppetbeast attack because they'd have to give up multiple creatures if they block
GredGredmansson: or one of the really good ones
GredGredmansson: well then it is still untapped
GredGredmansson: cuz vigilance
GredGredmansson: or use the Warlord ability?
Seventy111: Incredibly rude lol
BrowneePointz: As a lorehound, I’m so genuinely chuffed and applaud WotC that I have nary a single clue where the story is gonna go(aside from some very chekovian firearms above the writing room’s mantle)
GredGredmansson: did Jace mess with your decision making progress just like he did to Chandra in the story
TXC2: cheevo at least
QuixoticScrivener: By sleeving it in Dragon Shields?
Seventy111: It wants to curve 1 drop into Barb every game, I think lol
BrowneePointz: Chandra messes with her own decision making progress all on her own no help needed from Jace
MtGJam: Way of the Pyromancer + Inspired Tethermage is such a nice combo
TXC2: chandra can make decisions that aren't "make it on fire" ?
GredGredmansson: huh i didn't think about that
GredGredmansson: 4c?
MtGJam: Opponent naturally playing out 4/5s of domain
goombalax: "jace is dead, I think thats ok" - everyone's response to the story
TXC2: bold lack of blocking from opp
GredGredmansson: ooh, give it haste
irmgart: give it haste
GredGredmansson: welp
TXC2: too late chat
MtGJam: Gonna say... isn't one of the abilities haste?
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Wolfstrike_NL: Darn you stream delay
BrowneePointz: New set
Seventy111: Honorable opponent
BrowneePointz: And we have trample so their blocks were bad
TXC2: right chat I'm off
GredGredmansson: haste vigilance and... i assume trample?
FauksStarling: Learning cards is overrated.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Kathleen
BrowneePointz: Hex trample haste @GredGredmansson
GredGredmansson: yeah woops
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GredGredmansson: confirmed pets don't have souls, gotcha
Wolfstrike_NL: Whhat about puppet jace?
emilevitt: more rock with googly eyes and less dwarves
emilevitt:
Dromos_GHG: yes 2 on the bottoms of their feet
MaelstromSukaze: I think Kathleen means sentient creatures
couchboyj: The Jace Puppet has goals, and we should all pray it never realizes them
rosesmcgee: What is a dwarf but a rock with googly eyes and a beard?
ruby_tifa: Tolkien dwarves do not.
GredGredmansson: sentient or sapient
FauksStarling: Aetherdrift drones are soulless. Confirmed.
couchboyj: The game doesn't call them pets, btw, it calls them companions.
emilevitt: my favorite is the cabbage tbh
Mai_Andra: Dwarves were granted life by Illuvitar, but their afterlife is unknown. They believe their souls are reborn into future generations.
Mai_Andra: At least, that their leaders are...
GredGredmansson: i just realized the Tethermage spell can untap our tapped down creature
BrowneePointz: Yes Cori while Aulë hewed the dwarves from stone, Eru Iluvatar gifted them with the sacred fire of life
BrowneePointz: They also predate the elves which pissed off manwë
GredGredmansson: i'd still save that for later though
BrowneePointz: And he yelled at Aulë for it
TehAmelie: oh hi friends. are we winning the magical cards?
GredGredmansson: well no they can't go negative but they don't die at 0
BrowneePointz: I’m one of those dorks who adores worldbuilding and the silmarillion is still stuck in my brain
GredGredmansson: i still like it etter for defense
GredGredmansson: like here
Mai_Andra: I should read the Silmarillion again. Despite reading like a textbook, it was always interesting.
emilevitt: oh no madjani
emilevitt:
Mai_Andra: Isn't is a little early for A Jonny? Desert Bus is still a month away...
Bruceski: Silmarillion reads like the Torah. Interesting stories but everything's at a distance so it depends on your tolerance for that. It'll say "Jimmy-bob gave a magnificent speech that inspired the army" but you need to make that speech up yourself.
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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GredGredmansson: yeah red ajani is nets
MtGJam: Gotta be in top 3 cards in the set... maybe just number 1
BrowneePointz: 6 mana mythic Ajani do be rood
flyman347: backend question, was there any reason why they stopped doing the famjams?
BrowneePointz: I think it was "setup required plus general avalanche of set releases" made it more difficult to do every set
flyman347: that makes sense!
Juliamon: yeah, with the release cadence, streamer events, PPR, there just isn't *time*
flyman347: thank you!
Scarbble: a cele-jace-ion
Seventy111: ooooh that one is sweet
Seventy111: “I’d rather be in black” says Kathleen, to everyone’s surprise
BrowneePointz: that card is not real
BrowneePointz: also means someone probably took red chandra lol
glitched_goddess: hard to pass on a planeswalker (most of the time)
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BrowneePointz: ooo coursework
BrowneePointz: removal
BrowneePointz: CHARM! holy moly
theGuardianOtter: have i missed much?
theGuardianOtter: charm!
Strebenherz: Heya all. Hey Kathleen or chat, how long for the pizzamas event? I caught up on Good morning moonbase and realized it's a new/different scenario than last year?
Juliamon: !pizzamas
BrowneePointz: it might wheel
Strebenherz: Thank you Juliamon
Chronomagistrate: Minus 2
Strebenherz: And picked up #1 and #3. I did not realize all three pizzamas one shots were on sale, that's neat
Spades_Slicc: Adam's Friday Nights high tide bit but with molten tide
torar89:
casting them hopefully 
Strebenherz: God the molten tide is so nonsense I want to crack it in standard for crime and profit
Strebenherz: I have confidence in you figuring out blue/black shenanigans given your vibes with dimir
Strebenherz:
no offense taken, distractions valid
Spritz_T: countersculpt is good
glitched_goddess: Jace bonus, or Jonus
SolarBlitz1: Coursework is great
SolarBlitz1: 3/5 Flyer is good
Desruprot: evil Proft
theGuardianOtter: yargle probs
GredGredmansson: yeah 3/5 flyer is real good in limited even beyond just being a landcycler
GredGredmansson: and blue yargle is a great non-flying blocker
Joecool190: some red walkers deal damage
Jethrain: You could give a battle deathtouch
Spades_Slicc: Way of the Warlord
Spritz_T: i suppose it works for effect damage
GredGredmansson: Teyo would be good with that Red Ajani Way enchantment
Spades_Slicc: all gideon's that become creatures
Cptasparagus: theres a planeswalker punch spell
GredGredmansson: like i think WAR had a Sorin that gave walkers lifelink
GredGredmansson: @Cptasparagus Compel Brutality or something like that
GredGredmansson: theory is good because it can grow and shrink
Spritz_T: the jace part hardly matters anyway
GredGredmansson: yeah so it just cancel now
hd_dabnado: thalia is very good
GredGredmansson: "get this party started" too soon, after gallia died
anosognostic: NOOT NOOT
GredGredmansson: so that's probably their green splash
GredGredmansson:
anosognostic: always annoying splashing green
SirKerrick: Has anyone else found that creatures are so pushed you can reliably splash 1-2 colors and win if they don't have removal?
hd_dabnado: another card for boosting the recruitment too
GredGredmansson: they only have one flyer
drexciya808:
dialed getem
Jethrain: !card massacre girl most wanted
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GredGredmansson: i think you can activate Gallia at instant speed too
drexciya808: slam!
Chichen: glowing so bright we cant see our health
Spades_Slicc: do you want to tap arni to boost cards in grave count?
Chichen: it does a lil bit of everything
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drexciya808: no i believe
Chichen: brutal.
drexciya808: fork
dragon1472: are we winning?
Chichen: I think we die here because of the massacre girl triggers + if they pump the witness
Chichen: 11+2 death triggers for last 2?
Chichen: or not.
PhuzNutz: Cake Brain? Is that on the guest list?
drexciya808: gg
Chichen: I went 3-0 at a draft last night in person. Azorius was completely open and I got the azorius sphinx as my pack 1 pick 1
drexciya808:
Chichen: ye the sublime epiphany you cant really play around. You just got counter diff'd really
drexciya808: what I loved about rf pre-release is the vorthos folks came out and educated me on some deep lore
GredGredmansson: @drexciya808 that's awesme
glitched_goddess: she’s like me fr
glitched_goddess: lol gave that dog homework
GredGredmansson: to eat?
drexciya808:
@GredGredmansson 
Chichen: wasnt prepared for that apparently
Chichen:
GredGredmansson: we have perfected theory
Tai114: Just buff your creature to 5/5
Chichen: it becomes a 4/4 i think
GredGredmansson: we can make that a 2/2
Chichen: @Tai114 the buff makes it a 4/5
GredGredmansson: ours only becomes a4/5
Tai114: Ah.
GredGredmansson: we can shrink it
Chichen: yes
GredGredmansson: only one counter
Chichen: it has +2/+2
GredGredmansson: ahhhh
GredGredmansson: smart
Tai114: No. Sadly.
Bruceski: science!
GredGredmansson: right we are only changing base p/t
GredGredmansson: i was wrong
Tai114: I think they just got you.
dragon1472: does it say base power becomes or set power and toughness to?
Tai114: Base.
Jethrain: Base power
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Tai114: You could have killed it! Maybe not worth at that point though.
dragon1472: then it doesn't help us. You'd need "set power to" to stop a buff from working
Tai114: Since it had damage on it, and you removed the counter.
dragon1472: classic 3 for 1 combo
Tai114: 3 for 2!
Tai114: They spent a card too.
HesGotNoPants: why is chandra blue now?
Tai114: lmao
GredGredmansson: @HesGotNoPants is this your first time seeing this set?
GredGredmansson: "fixed"
HesGotNoPants: yes
GredGredmansson: and she works for the consulate
glitched_goddess: so she’s a straight cop
Bruceski: In Jace's perfect world Chandra's a cop.
GredGredmansson: anyways long story short this is the "alt-universe" set
GredGredmansson: Jace should have done more than just plug in his prompt into ChatGuildpact
rosesmcgee: Even the majority of Jace doesn't like his perfect world
Tai114: Jace's perfect world is a bit too much like the reality that was being created in Star Trek Voyager's Year of Hell.
GredGredmansson: ugh i hate that zombie
Bruceski: Jace "I can fix this"-ed himself into trying to destroy our reality and replace it with his own.
glitched_goddess: also there’s no phyrexians but apparently Valgavoth is still around?
Chichen: cards have downsides???
Spades_Slicc: That's the Power Creep, at it again the rascal
Bruceski: @glitched_goddess Jace focused on the stuff that traumatised him in particular
Tai114: Imagine if they brought back Mana Tithe again.
JKBalch: I do like the part in the Magic story where Chandra asked if she had been nicer to Jace would he have still done all this, then either Liliana or Vraska laughed in her face
ContingentCat: pepperidge farms remembers
GredGredmansson: @JKBalch "no chandra you aren't the main character"
Chichen: "Chandra no one cares"
GredGredmansson: "you aren't THAT important"
HesGotNoPants: @Bruceski did he still sleep with all the black mana planswalker ladies?
glitched_goddess: are you implying that being with black mana planeswalker ladies is traumatizing?
Juliamon: yes but he made them white-mana and/or tauler
Juliamon: *taller
Tai114: Given that there probably isn't a reality where Jace isn't a control freak, Reality Fracture the story was likely inevitable
GredGredmansson:
Tai114: Seymour.....
Tai114: That's the bearer of the curse. Seymour Land.
Bruceski: I think Way of the Mentor (get loyalty when you gain life) and Way of the Healer (make cadets) got their names mixed up.
GredGredmansson: what flashback stuff do we have
Spades_Slicc: up to
GredGredmansson: live and learn
Tai114: Ajani is more of a mentor figure and is based in lifegain, where White Mana Liliana (Liliy'allna?) is the "heretical healer" and makes cadets since she's tied to the Theorist's plan
JKBalch: That's bad ui design
Spades_Slicc: I don't know why they didn't use the same ui as pay X
Spades_Slicc: Gavin!
GredGredmansson: because its any kind of counter
GredGredmansson: you have to specify specifically which counters you want to remove
Tai114: Imagine if you had Overwrite the Multiverse on this board..
Tai114: Empower Jace 17
GredGredmansson: i count...17?
Tai114: I had an opponent do some silly stuff with Loot in a prerelease game withthe -5/-0 trick.
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GredGredmansson: @Tai114 i want to do that in draft
GredGredmansson: Blue Yuriko is also a good combo piece for that
marxmarksman: Is Jace voiced by Nolan North?
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Tai114: @marxmarksman Yes
Cptasparagus: dye it blue!
BusTed: did you find the length of the blonde wig appealing
idontgetmyrealname: well that 0 and 2 in my first draft, both games the op played 2 Way of the Wildspeaker on me
Tai114: I feel like Vaguely Frazzled would be a good Planeswalker title.
GredGredmansson: this is a ghalta deck isn't it
marxmarksman: Don't let you books get overdue.
PupSnap: they may axe us a question
Tai114: god, double hunter's axe
Bruceski: I had a Garruk deck with those axes. So many ways to combine trample and deathtouch. It was wonderful.
Cptasparagus: !card hunter's axe
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Tai114: You might be able to face tank and build up a board for a bit.
PupSnap: life is in fact a resource
Spritz_T: tis
GredGredmansson: YOU FOOL
GredGredmansson: they should have picked deathtouch as one of the options
marxmarksman: If they had picked Deathtouch for one of the axes they would have been much better off.
marxmarksman: Oh well, easy to say from this vantage.
GredGredmansson: i think we can Thalia, + Chandra for mana, and cast Recruitment
GredGredmansson: thalia makes recruitement cheaper
Tai114: Trample deathtouch will make protecting Chandra hard
PupSnap: or... hecc chandra and have SO many doods to go face
Tai114: oh wonderful
GredGredmansson: or we could chandra to tap it down
Tai114: Only to cast, not pay ward?
GredGredmansson: paying a ward cast is not casting a spell
Tai114: Got there
theGuardianOtter: yayyyy
TheMerricat:
Jace set. Blue bad? 
theGuardianOtter: Tamsgender
marxmarksman: Jace is Dead*
lightfut: Jace is dead, long live Jace
plaidanddrpepper: birb too strong
Strebenherz: i didn't get around to reading the story before i learned from basically EVERYONE "hey jace's dead", but that's my fault.
Gekyouryuu: one of my favorite responses to the Reality Fracture story was "ok, the next thing Tam has to do is get into a situationship with a black aligned planeswalker that tried to kill her."
Strebenherz:
If Tam is part jace, that means Tam is capable of a fraction of jace's stupidity 
emilevitt:
auntie vraska time
Strebenherz: and a fraction is larger than zero, checkmate
Joecool190: I'm a Tam/Vraska truther lol
noSmokeFire: smh. a planeswalker will literally remake the multiverse instead of going to therapy
TheMerricat: @Gekyouryuu So Tam X Chandra X Liliana? AO4 is going to go wild...
TheMerricat:
ContingentCat: smut writers can not be contained
plaidanddrpepper: in the echo-verse there are 4 o....
QuixoticScrivener: But what is the fourth O?
plaidanddrpepper: is it just Jace's eye? Always watching...
Gekyouryuu: I loved when that creature was first spoiled and some site had its name as "How to go X-0 at prerelease"
Gekyouryuu: the r/g crusher, I mean
GredGredmansson: that was scryfall
Diabore: @Gekyouryuu its such a beating
GredGredmansson: this is who i tam
GredGredmansson: "death is merely a change in form"
MWGNZ: dead, but he might get better
SaxPython: worse-er case scenario
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I successfully dinnered. Are we the creators of a new and beautiful reality?
theGuardianOtter: in the green!
ContingentCat:
Desruprot:
Diabore: speaking of, unplayable tam
theGuardianOtter: oh, its the guy
PupSnap: 5c Jace?
noSmokeFire: how long as Matt Mercer been the VA for Jace?
Desruprot: well, a Jace in a Jace set
theGuardianOtter: Had a draft with the mythic jace yesterday, went 7-2
PupSnap: I think lightining strike jace is good
Diabore: you play mono blue
Cptasparagus: Nicholas Cage's Jace/Off
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love the idea of Kathleen sitting down with Graham for a review "Your writing has been excellent this quarter as usual, but your draft win percentage..."
PupSnap: cast spells jace?
Desruprot: Traxos also have a pretty large butt
HesGotNoPants: so does jace finally die in this set or another?
PupSnap: wait is it pizzamas?
emilevitt: gobleen with fancy clothes!
Juliamon: !pizzamas
Desruprot: @HesGotNoPants Jace was the friends we made along the way
theGuardianOtter: @HesGotNoPants this set, ye
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, is there a third Pizzamas adbenture in the works?
emilevitt: he looks dapper though!!
PupSnap: Oh. LRR and Hank Green both do pizzamas. Right
emilevitt: i bet he only eats beef sticks and cheeto dust
emilevitt: and good for him
PupSnap: Well I guess both brothers green
PupSnap: AH. Gotcha
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @PupSnap it's really not LRR, they are just supportive of Kathleen
Diabore: unplayable
thedepthandbreadthofseth: winter has the highest upside (i think)
ContingentCat: @PupSnap it's just kathleen who wrote a D&D one shot for this year (and the previous two years), as far as I know that's the extent of the lrr involvement
HesGotNoPants: come on second jace
thedepthandbreadthofseth: cutting glare is good.
HesGotNoPants: he pulled his eye out? I missed so much in magic
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think it's more chain jacening.
Desruprot: yep a Jaceting Bolt
Diabore: legally in pack 2
Gekyouryuu: Cori, I've had an idea and you're one of the few people I know who'd understand: Eyecon of Jace, and the hoodie it puts on Ghost is Jace's cloak
DukeofFliesOxO: clash of the elements seems super strong
Diabore: why it got a booty
Gekyouryuu: Geist makes everything cheaper
thedepthandbreadthofseth: geist is stronk
Diabore: good and unsettling
QuixoticScrivener: echo verse should have parted the hair the other way
TheMerricat:
I mean if it's future someone's problem, you cut land.
Dromos_GHG: do you need both cyclers?
Joecool190: i'd prob cut a 5 drop
point_50000: haaiii!!!!!! i saw u in my draft just now :3 i was point_50000 across from you!!!
Spritz_T: unsure how much winter is beyond being a 3/3
point_50000: i ended up in UB
thedepthandbreadthofseth: how many landcyclers do you have?
point_50000: i grabbed a null summoner p1p1, no i did not take blue yargle
point_50000: i took the BG vraska on the splash also
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone think cut a land?
Strebenherz: right last day to get that button
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ty @LoadingReadyRun for streaming and being awesome (which you did not forget to do)!
point_50000: y'all are welcome!!!
Tai114: It's okay, we don't know what's happening inside North America either.
point_50000: byeeeee
Spritz_T: yeah, NA is a bit of a mess, especially that place south of Canada
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
Strebenherz: !store
LRRbot:
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Strebenherz: !patreon
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Kill him, he drops a sweet Katana.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is that the one with hotels?
TheMerricat: Acquire - What if Monopoly wasn't pants.
Tai114: Acquire, Brak, Acquire!
Dog_of_Myth: Book!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: they still have rivals? who knew.
Gekyouryuu: I know the story, it's great
ContingentCat: heather and Ian have been enjoying it
CaptainSpam: The only winning move is not to play.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: LIES!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I have made seth-son bathe. he is not my fan rn.
ContingentCat:
ContingentCat:
ShaneLeeAtk:
ContingentCat: what are your thoughts?
ContingentCat: about cheese?
Strebenherz: thoughts on cats?
ContingentCat:
that's homestream content 
ralphthellama: Secret podcast! Through the mountain!
Strebenherz: my brain's a bit empty, pardon lack of secret podcasting
Strebenherz: YEAH
TheMerricat: And then turning out to not be dead because you downloaded your brain into your genderbent clone?
Strebenherz: Jace was pissing some people off, so he decided to piss EVERYONE off
ContingentCat:
thanks Kathleen 
Sethalidos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Acquire) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (39m from now).
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