Joalni: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Worming From Home) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
TXC2: title change!
Juliamon: who up working with they worm
Juliamon:
TheMerricat: so many intrusive thoughts attempting to be bad chat comebacks....
TXC2: CONTACT
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Brozard: we should play with Pink Trombone, a true talking simulator
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BraveOthello: @Juliamon ...
GhostValv:
Cheese_Hammer: I generally prefer to worm from home. If I worm in public I’d probably get arrested
tdapenguin: I have no idea what this game is about and I am interested to find out!
TheMerricat: @Cheese_Hammer That's my secret, I'm always.....
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: spoilers!
TheMerricat: Yes, spoilers, not worms.
baltimore_667083: So that’s where all my stock car parts went
tdapenguin: @Cheese_Hammer There was a dance called the worm, I think? Afai recall, it was silly
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baltimore_667083: !advice
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TXC2: it was a silly dance, made for a great Wrestling move though
TheMerricat: @tdapenguin Yes, and if you thought Elaine from Seinfeld was a weird dancer.....
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TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: you saw nothing chat
TheMerricat: We saw chat... we saw behind the veil.
TXC2: Hello Cameron and Cori
TheMerricat: It's too late, we saw everything.
LeonisCo: Oh good my volume is properly set
baltimore_667083: Yeah
baltimore_667083: Ka
baltimore_667083:
TXC2:
assigning blame is what our courts are for Cameron
TXC2: BITs19_ A pretty normal Talking Sim intro
TXC2:
I was gonna play Civ 6, but I'm back on the sliksong train again 
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TXC2: all the knights, all the red heads
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TXC2: !patreon
TheLodgium: Never doubt the worm
TXC2: !store
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Lord_Hosk: You can support tree trunk putting on people at Patreon
iris_of_ether: I do like lifting logs onto problems
HavenDragon:
y'all, i watched Alien for the first time yesterday, partly because of Cameron's Dice Friends Alien game a while ago. damn good movie 
LordZarano: Hey you aren't at home I feel lied to!
BraveOthello: KeyWe is the one with the typing kiwis
TXC2: wooo that paralax got me
TXC2: "Hi, I'm Jim, I'm an earthworm..."
Juliamon: oh we wiggley boy
IanAllenBird: o/
TXC2: with the pointer dot, we look very finger-esque
Gekyouryuu: oh, i watched Rin Penrose play this. it's s fun one
IanAllenBird: aaa
TXC2: do worms even have brains?
tdapenguin: I don't think so?
TomatoKigu: This game is delightful
IanAllenBird: oh sick
Juliamon: Depends on how 'brain' is defined
KaleidoscopeMind: 🪱
KaleidoscopeMind: oh no we have a spreadsheet job
TXC2: imagine getting $5 to look at a calander
TomatoKigu: I'd like to think that this is what happens between the wars in the worm games.
tdapenguin: They do have multiple cardiac chambers (which sometimes gets simplified to "multiple hearts")
IanAllenBird:
TXC2: so 70,000
Kentosaurus: this game seems frustrating like the stress dreams I have trying to drive my car from the backseat
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this the famous videogame franchise, Worm (singular)?
TXC2: with the glasses and all
tdapenguin: I kinda love this bit
Lord_Hosk: Data entry is great... Until they are like "You are great at this... now do other stuff... its within your scope, you should call customers and make sales"
IanAllenBird: oh noo
TXC2: Lord_Hosk evil, evil bosses
AugmentingPath: they added a PoE monster skill tree for Nagash in the most recent Total Warham update, I can only assume it'll continue to spread
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Lord_Hosk: I was let go after 2 months for failing to meet sales quotas... in my data entry job, where I was hired to digitize paper records.
SymphonySolstice: *opens stream* oh worm?
TXC2: !findquote worm
LRRbot: Quote #9008: "Oh worm? On goon?" —Wheeler [2024-06-07]
TXC2: Lord_Hosk sounds to me like you were set up to fail.
tdapenguin: @Lord_Hosk That's sure a sentence which shows lack of internal coherency
Lord_Hosk: 4:20... worm it
kusinohki: meows
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
kusinohki: this feels like a violation of the disabilities act. shouldn't we have a worm sized desk and keyboard??
tdapenguin: this part is too similiar to me having trouble composing messages irl to enjoy seeing a player struggle to type a message
TXC2: do you mean Deuterostomes ?
KaleidoscopeMind: "this person is typing" message for 20+ minutes
tdapenguin: don't judge me!
tdapenguin:
TXC2: I guess some human are deuterovores, in that they eat ass....
kusinohki: only 20 min to type a message? PB for me!
TXC2:
only 20 mins to REPLY would be a record yes
Kentosaurus: don't skip leg day
TXC2: or thorax day as the case may be
Lord_Hosk: DING
KaleidoscopeMind: is muscle tree like muscle touch?
TXC2: Wormtok? not Wine? booo
Juliamon: Get paid for getting "really wet" it says
TXC2: now that's a concussion
TXC2: or the first
kusinohki: EMPTY YOUR DESK!
TXC2:
kusinohki I need that Crapshot now
AugmentingPath: it seems like it's just based on where it lands on your paddle in this implementation
ZombieHendrix: Anyone else read Darwin;s other book, Formation of Vegetable Mould Through the Action of Worms? Really makes you appreciate worms more.
tdapenguin: @ZombieHendrix i haven't, tho i have heard summaries of some of his experiments. they do seem neat
kusinohki: I got fired by a worm.... I'm lower than a worm!!
DeM0nFiRe: Everything I type in the chatbox is from a notification that popsup in the bottom of the screen telling me what to type, including this
Lord_Hosk: No, chat eats leftover pizza and drinks Baja blast Mt Dew while watching directors cuts of DVDs and Blue rays for the comentary track DUUUUHHH
Boopity: Is... is the premise of this game that you got Kafka'd into a worm, but you still have to work from home because you still have rent and bills to pay?
Juliamon: Boopity No, you always were a worm
Boopity: @Juliamon Oh that is delightful
TheMerricat: Line go up?
KaleidoscopeMind: we esc!
SymphonySolstice: so much work to do
Lord_Hosk: You aren't shopping at Bobs discount desks... This is a premium desk
KaleidoscopeMind: it's like a hydrate redeem on stream
TomatoKigu: …50 bucks to drink water?
tdapenguin: 100 worm squiggles = hydrate redeen
Mystaira: Wet worm
TXC2: get down with the wetness
Spritz_T: that's more of a bath than a drink
TomatoKigu: I think the worm might be a streamer, that sounds like a bit redeem
Boopity: @TomatoKigu it's much more impressive when you're a worm
TheMerricat: you might want to collect that $50 you just earned on your phone.
TomatoKigu: …I'd drink water for 50 bucks
Boopity:
@TheMerricat Ah yes, I've had this horror story with Paypal
LordZarano: Sticky Keys?
TXC2: the pokemon A button Strat, but for stocks
Juliamon: I saw "intern" in the shop, maybe you get help?
Boopity: *Stretches* your worm all across the keyboard
TomatoKigu: The answer is in the icon of the progression tree.
Cheese_Hammer: Was it holding down+shift or holding down the shift button?
TXC2: Gods, lifting at 9pm would be turbo tiring
Boopity:
I've lifted at 9PM because I procrastinated the rest of my "workout" day away 
TomatoKigu: I used to play so much breakout on my palm pilot back in the day.
Boopity: Do worms... have skin..?
TXC2: 40 hours of sleep in one day could fix me
tdapenguin: @Boopity sometimes time management is less "optimized plan" and more "im gonna do this right now! because i can! oops!"
LordZarano: Our setae are so hench
tdapenguin: @Boopity yes. it is fairly different from human skin. they do a bunch of absorption thru it
SquareDotCube: You should see a... worm doctor?... about that
Lord_Hosk: Thats a valuable net
IanAllenBird: gummy....
Boopity:
@tdapenguin Looks like I have a wikipedia rabbithole to go down later
Lord_Hosk: are you insider trading?
KeytarCat: can you change the radio station?
TXC2: it's in minecraft
IanAllenBird: nothing in the rules says a worm can't cheat at stocks
Boopity: They can't arrest you, you're a worm!
SquareDotCube: They didn't say securities fraud applies to a worm
DeM0nFiRe: Would you still prosecute me for white collar crime if I was a worm
Boopity:
@DeM0nFiRe
pctjoe: worm is just a little guy
Lord_Hosk: Go go go go
Boopity: Lmaooo Cam
TheMerricat:
Go to sleep and it'll be fine tomorrow. 
IanAllenBird: they hire other people to do that I think
TXC2: I mean, yeah kinda
Lord_Hosk: when does the market close?
KeytarCat: turns out it might not be a great sign when a company lays off half its workforce
niccus: if you want to just be angry at a line, there's baby trading simulator...
TXC2: KeytarCat despite making "record profits"
Boopity:
@TXC2 That's why the profits are record
Boopity: Oh- for a moment I was surprised the game didn't make you type the message out and then:
TheMerricat: reminder chat, NEVER say anything in company correspondence that you wouldn't want read outloud to the entire office.
IanAllenBird: 1 wpm (worm per minute) typing speed
Lord_Hosk: Well? did you?
Vinewood_OG: My grocery store installed self checkout for the express lanes. That means the prices will go down, right? RIGHT!?
Boopity:
Boopity: That felt like a trap
TXC2: isn't "were can I get weed?" just "at the store" In Canada ?
BraveOthello: @Vinewood_OG I have terrible news
Cheese_Hammer: Oh, weed. I thought you’d said mead and wasn’t sure what the issue was
TXC2: Vinewood_OG oh honey, the only thing that make prices come down is [REDACTED]
Lord_Hosk: @TXC2 No doubt... the answer is "in the strip mall, where the cell phone store used to be"
TXC2: a real place in California even
Lord_Hosk: didn't make quuite enough
TXC2: I'm not sure I would get in that Car TBH
Vinewood_OG: Until the all hands meeting and they call on you. Then... not so much.
ContingentCat: FCC continues to not let us be
ContingentCat: also not letting us be
Boopity: Getting paid for increasing your work output?? What madness is this
Vinewood_OG: I miss Lina Khan
ArtDecoSunburn: @Vinewood_OG One day again . . .
TXC2: the FTC aka one of the most corrupt and incompetent parts of the US government, if you can believe that
LordZarano: This reminds me of Earn $20K EVERY MONTH by being your own boss by BDG
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 One of my old college roommates became an FTC commissioner. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Boopity: This is how I assume people who didn't grow up with keyboards feel when they have to type
KeytarCat: I like that these sheets stopped being themed and are now just arbitrary fields
KaleidoscopeMind: that was like 10 stonks
TXC2: Boopity basically how my mum types
Boopity:
@TXC2 Mine too
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn well you got an in if you decide to commit fruad
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity There's an historian of tech who argues that buttons had two paradigms, either elevators or typewriters.
niccus: like teeth?
ContingentCat: huh
LordZarano: Ooh what does the green mouse button do?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Oh he got canned.
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn ha
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I'll have to make do on skimming astronaut ice cream.
ArtDecoSunburn: At least you have a numeric keypad?
TXC2: a sift to the left, and a slide to the right, crisscross!
NovaTiempo: !updog
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IanAllenBird: speedrun strats
KeytarCat: I think you can reset the mouse
Boopity:
@ArtDecoSunburn That either implicates very good, or very bad things about said person
SquareDotCube: That's right, beside the keyboard, like god intended
SymphonySolstice: now we hittin the big time
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity Ha.
Spritz_T: no red flags there
tdapenguin: !advice
LRRbot: Eating your armor doesn't help you.
TXC2:
"don't worry what's in the contract" is a surefire way to make me worry about the contract
IanAllenBird: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
tdapenguin: bye @TXC2 good night!
BraveOthello: Good night TXC3
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
BraveOthello: *TXC2
Boopity: Have a good night @TXC2 !
BraveOthello: Quick chat the mod went to sleep, say nice things about the stream!
Juliamon: 👀
Boopity:
BraveOthello: Heh, baited out the other mods
tdapenguin: I'm having a lot of fun watching this! and chat is delightful today
TheMerricat:
So chat, someone introduced me to mug box cakes last week. And this week because I didn't have anything to put on one, I decided to put some the cheap 'caramel sauce' that Walmart sells... that was a mistake. because I now regret not having done that with every other mug cake I made before that. 
It soaks IN!
ContingentCat:
these streams are a nice chill place to be nice to eachother and a big part of that is the amazing mods 
tdapenguin: @TheMerricat wow. i didn't know that could happen like that. thanks for the fyi
tdapenguin:
@ContingentCat 
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat damn that sounds good
Vinewood_OG: The printer is free. Now the toner on the other hand....
ContingentCat: Kevin!
Boopity: Someone get Ben in here! It's Kevin!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Sounds pretty tasty. Sauces that soak in are the best, no?
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn 100%
Boopity: Why is the intern cheaper than the printer 😭
ArtDecoSunburn: So how do we tie our little necktie?
TheMerricat: Interns are just willing slave labor.
KeytarCat: Is Wet a level up category?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity The printer requires ink. The intern lives off leftover meeting bagels.
DeM0nFiRe: You don't have to buy an ink subscription for the intern
ArtDecoSunburn: Like a grad student.
Boopity: The schmooves!
Boopity:
niccus: free from what
IanAllenBird: ohohoho
IanAllenBird: tiny computer.....
Boopity:
Mystaira:
You're the best under the desk support for your intern. 
ContingentCat: now we have a hat
ArtDecoSunburn: I'm a little concerned the custodians never seem to stop by our office.
Lord_Hosk: You look so dapper
TheMerricat:
More importantly, do _WE know_ if anyone else is actually a person?
Boopity: The plot twist at the end is we're actually all worms
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.
TheMerricat:
Every time Cori does that "work work work" bit I think of the bark Elites in Halo give.
TheMerricat:
@ArtDecoSunburn And more importantly, accusing us of being a dog is an HR violation.
ContingentCat: it was a simpler time
ArtDecoSunburn: For a real challenge commensurate with the worm, I'd love to see a version of this played with a click wheel. Speaking of 2006.
BraveOthello: Regrettably yes
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Luckily HR is especially catty.
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ArtDecoSunburn: Speaking of 2006, I'm assuming this is exactly how Lehman Brothers functioned that year. Just agonizing clicks.
LordZarano:
Imagine if the slim keyboard is 10keyless 
ArtDecoSunburn: What this worn needs is a Blackberry (like I'm typing on right now). Far less travel.
TheMerricat: 500!
ArtDecoSunburn: Worm
Micalovits: Trader or traitor?
Admorp: I'm a full time Traitor
Boopity: Is intern allowed to sleep?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Admorp Arnold-Quisling, LLC?
Boopity: Oh, good
TheMerricat: God chat, I remember when being a day trader was 'the thing' all my get rich quick acquaintances were trying to do. Not a single one of them managed to avoid bankruptcy.
CaptainSpam: Working late, or lately work... ing... hang on that doesn't work.
Admorp: @ArtDecoSunburn Horus Hourly Trading
Boopity: Hell yeah Cameron
Anubis169: Oh I love this game!
Boopity: Cute!
Admorp: Bonita
ArtDecoSunburn: @Admorp I hear they devour the competition.
Boopity: @Anubis169 It had been an absolute delight so far
LordZarano: Oh that looks great on our... citellum
Anubis169: My fave hat is the accountant's green visor
tdapenguin: too bad we can't just use the printer at the library
Mystaira: So... You'll want to buy before the huge contract.
ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Can't we just task the intern to do it?
TheMerricat:
People who don't want you to look into the contract.
Boopity: "I'm just gonna do other stuff" *bashes head repeatedly against the edge of the keyboard*
Boopity: Those corner spawns are so mean
Boopity: Absolutely the worm, surely
UtilityPunk: Real gamers use Excel
Boopity: INTERN GET OVER HERE
CaptainSpam: What? We don't use an intern for this?
SymphonySolstice: int-worm
Boopity:
TheMerricat: D5
Boopity: Good thing our not-excel doesn't have a different binding for Ctrl+ARrow key
UtilityPunk: Playing Severance as a worm
Admorp: 80085
Boopity: Classic
Micalovits: Rude game
Admorp: BOLD
TheMerricat: use the d6 insead of the d20
Lord_Hosk: ding!
TheMerricat:
TheMerricat: the total worth was 90+
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Boopity: Bring out some chips for that dip
UtilityPunk: Buyin low, sellin high
Lord_Hosk: was it worth it?
Micalovits: Pass out?? But think of the stonks!
tdapenguin: i like that our bed is a pot plant
TheMerricat:
Lord_Hosk: if you would have held it and sold in the morning it would have been worth more... Ouch
UtilityPunk: Couldn't be us, we're just a worm
Kentosaurus: would you convict me if I was a worm?
UtilityPunk: Worms cannot be held legally responsible for insider trading
Boopity: Ok but a worm getting caught insider trading would be one hell of a news headline
KaleidoscopeMind: it's like the fish that beat pokemon
Micalovits: The worm that beat capitalism
UtilityPunk:
M is W upside down, and W is for worm 
Boopity: Bro
KaleidoscopeMind: are we the type of worm with eyes
Fantusta: I teach my 6th and 8th graders how to touch type!
UtilityPunk: I guess they just grow up typing texts, so it's not something they need to learn in schools
tdapenguin: as i remember, they don't have fully devleoped eyes but they do have optical sensors and can sense light/dark
KaleidoscopeMind: i taught my *grad student* that paste is ctrl+v
Boopity:
WarCorrespondent: i remember we once took a typing program in pc class, and the teacher didn't know anything more about typing than any of us students
Juliamon:
Boopity:
Perfect, how do they respond to that?
Fantusta: My students are _very_ impressed at my ~140 WPM but are not willing to put the work in to beat me
LordZarano:
A_Dub888: What up Homes, how we worming?
Juliamon: we worming slow and steady
Kentosaurus: lol
IanAllenBird: well
kingandcommoner: *wink*
Boopity: Wooow, M laying it on thick
KaleidoscopeMind:
Boopity:
Juliamon: M, please, don't flirt in the office messaging client
tdapenguin: nooooo, why we calling someone else's ex?
Juliamon: flower shop, not ex
tdapenguin: oh, that's more logical
UtilityPunk: This worm has never had more motivation to do a hard thing in their life
Juliamon: cool flower shop open after midnight
Anubis169: lol
Boopity: Incredible
KaleidoscopeMind: at 12:50 am
UtilityPunk:
They're a mindreader
ContingentCat: I guess that's the kind of florist that's open at 1am
Boopity: Yeah they weren't trying to sound sultry, they were actually just really tired, cause it's 1 AM
WarCorrespondent: omg they sleep in a flower pot
UtilityPunk: Remember chat, cycle your dirt, water your flowers, and maybe call your loved ones
tdapenguin: @Boopity and all those pauses were stiffled yawns
Boopity: Exactly!
Juliamon: I am sad this asiago garlic mac is underwhelming.
Juliamon: I don't know how you fuck up cheese, garlic, and pasta, but... well, they didn't, but they didn't work magic with it either
tdapenguin: @Juliamon bummer! the name sounds so promising
Juliamon: shoulda got the stroganoff mac I guess
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goombalax: love the pink bow
Juliamon: Steve...
tdapenguin: that's a heck of a spreadsheet
niccus: if there's a yellow bow you can have long blobby
tdapenguin: maybe there's an entry for hephestus?
KaleidoscopeMind: wow, same hour delivery
TomatoKigu: I really hope that the office romance with M leads to the logical conclusion of "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Boopity: To be fair, printers do not seem very open to the idea of being learned how to work
Toxxick: Is this the next iteration of the Octo-Dad genre of games?
tdapenguin: @TomatoKigu maybe they're a millipede
ContingentCat: yeah I've always heard to sign in colour ink
UtilityPunk: Yeah old scanners couldn't reproduce certain shades of blue as well
TomatoKigu: Unless you're using a literal photocopier blue won't be an issue.
Mystaira: How do you get the paper back up to scan it?
Boopity: @Mystaira Painfully
KaleidoscopeMind: surprisingly stiff cardstock
TomatoKigu: I'm for the rebranding to SI because I can read it as Statistical Inference instead.
Boopity: Now would a flaccid cardstock make this easier or harder?
TomatoKigu:
BraveOthello: Lol Cameron, if only
Juliamon: We unlocked something for that, at least
IanAllenBird: can you use the other sheet as a ramp
Boopity: I wish _I_ unlocked things for chucking myself off my work desk
Mystaira: Do worms have asses?
UtilityPunk: QoL!
Boopity: Can't wait for when you inevitably get crushed by the scanner
UtilityPunk: @Boopity They signed the workplace hazard assessment, so it's all good
IanAllenBird: why don't all pdf readers have a send to steve button
Mystaira: A wormcam
Boopity: INCREDIBLE
TomatoKigu: If the company wants video calls they can provide the web camera.
tdapenguin: earthworms do have mouths
A_Dub888: do they have vocal cords?
tdapenguin: not afaik
WarCorrespondent: @A_Dub888 do they lung?
tdapenguin: not quite lungs
Boopity: Precious
Juliamon: we are the most *dapper* child worm
UtilityPunk: Young at hearts
TomatoKigu: Brave to resist the slim keyboard this long
tdapenguin: @WarCorrespondent they do a lot of absorption directly thru skin -- it's part of why they need to live in a damp place
Boopity: We did
Boopity: What the
TomatoKigu: See, told you the worm is a streamer; That price is for a real camera hooked up as a webcam
Boopity: There's water in my coffee!? Gross
tdapenguin: we're going to get caffinated out of our ever-loving-mind
UtilityPunk: We're just here for the grounds. We are a worm.
IanAllenBird: oh I need to log some birds I saw earlier
tdapenguin: @IanAllenBird yay birds
Boopity: That worm is _moving_
tdapenguin: i thought we needed all three so we can have different reactions?
Juliamon: !clip
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Mystaira: Goal!
ContingentCat:
Juliamon: A message... I think M got the flowers
UtilityPunk: Only a couple dashes asway from being a Metroidvania
UtilityPunk: *away. Typo because ima worm
WarCorrespondent: Worming from Home for archipelago?
Boopity:
Boopity: That is a worm that anticipates promotion
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Am I way off base (and I really hope this isn't rude) to say this feels a little like a disability simulation game?
TheMerricat:
chat, I'm starting to worry about what the touch keyboard is going to be like.
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Kentosaurus: those are all bad
ErynTzun: Oh hai. Oh look it's just like at work except am worm
Boopity: I did think that the keyboard "updgrades" would make it worse since you have no ridges to navigate along, but I figured the game had it figured out somehow
tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yeah, a lot of it is like that. i certainly won't ever play this because the little bits that aren't (like the skill-tree) are not enough to offset all the stuff that is too close to irl
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ErynTzun Seems exactly like me.
Micalovits: The fires of mount trashcan!
UtilityPunk: "Offset labour costs [...] Through their unpaid university intern program [...]"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tdapenguin Glad I'm not alone... def a strange vibe for me.
ContingentCat:
ErynTzun: Worm needs safety climbing gear.
Boopity: Can't wait for this worm to get watermelon crushing thighs
tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yeah, def
pctjoe: worm squats somes like something the dog does on the rug
ErynTzun: Do worms get thick neck muscles, do worms have necks?
Juliamon: Hydrate your interns
WarCorrespondent: "The Wormhole" was my nickname in highschool
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, who played break out growing up, and who played Arkanoyd or whatever it was callsd?
Lord_Hosk: Why don't you use Space jump? Use space jump! its right there!
ZombieHendrix: delta V upgrade
ErynTzun: Dipping your interns in coffee? Uhh would that not be assault? Would that not burn?
Boopity: Epic maneuvers
ContingentCat:
niice
IanAllenBird: ohhhhh
Boopity:
ErynTzun: WELCOME TO WORM FACTS. REPLY 1 FOR WORM FACT. 2 FOR WORM LIE.
tdapenguin: @ErynTzun 2
Boopity: Vintage lollipop
IanAllenBird: 2
pctjoe: lol ring worm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Are the interns also worms? Wormterns? Intworms?
Boopity: Worm hula hoop
TomatoKigu: Sail away and not northwest passage?
WarCorrespondent: think of the productivity we'll get up to with this paperclip
Driosenth: ♫I LOOK TO THE SEA♫
TheMerricat: So fun fact the scanner wasn't how you were supposed to get up on the shelf.
UtilityPunk: Prepping the escape rocket so that we can get away when our dastardly insider trading is discovered
TheMerricat: You were supposed to buy the trampoline
ErynTzun: THANK YOU TO SUBSCRIBING TO WORM LIES .WORMS ARE WELL KNOWN ATTACK NOODLES. ACTUALLY RELATED TO DANGER NOODLES.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, what are the interns?
Boopity:
Oh that rules
Boopity:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Worms, of course
Mystaira: Look, innovation is important
ContingentCat: Cori is too much of a gamer
WarCorrespondent: gotta innovate with the equipment we have
ZombieHendrix: its the cheapskate run
TomatoKigu: Imagine your boss walking into your office and just throwing hot coffee in your face yelling "Work faster!"
tdapenguin: @ErynTzun excellent worm lies
UtilityPunk: Loading Run Ready - the LRR subchannel for speedruns and sequence breaks
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Micalovits: NO
KaleidoscopeMind: exactly how that works yes
IanAllenBird: hm
Boopity: Yes video game, YES
ContingentCat: yup
Micalovits: BAD GAME! Thats not how that works!
Reddarian: lol
Boopity: They knew
ErynTzun: Huge human sized scalding hot coffee?
Mystaira: Definitely physically accurate
UtilityPunk: Cam is deeply discomforted
tdapenguin: @ErynTzun did you subscribe the game to physics lies?
CaptainSpam: Physicsical!
Nathade: open a bug report?
Mangledpixel: look, realtime physics sims are complicated, ok?
pctjoe: you ever have a bug and be like no thats better
ErynTzun: Or worm size coffee? How boss worm hold coffee?
Boopity: Reminds me of the pool game in UNBEATABLE
TomatoKigu: Sometimes a worm is a snake.
Boopity: Absolutely not "working" but absolutely "working as intended"
ContingentCat: worms help with decomposing and such they're are worthwhile part of the eco system, not so much execs
pctjoe: Executives like worms are better when they improve the soil
ErynTzun: WELCOME TO WORM LIES. THIS MINI GAME IS NOT CALLED SNEK IT WAS THE WORM FRIEND WE KNEW ALL ALONG.
TheMerricat:
Btw, you can drag the interns. I won't tell you why....
Boopity: ???
WarCorrespondent: do you think the homies when you're a worm are "dirties"?
A_Dub888: !card gran gran
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ErynTzun: Scam Grammy
Micalovits: Worms have more value than any big company CEO
Mangledpixel: the old gram gram scam scam
ZombieHendrix: scanning the frog was one
A_Dub888: a
TomatoKigu:
Plot twist, maybe M hits us with "would you still love me if I was a worm" 
Boopity:
@TomatoKigu That would be incredible
A_Dub888: @Boopity you're incredible
ErynTzun: Yes hi, I'd like to open a high yield savings account based on playing worm game?
Boopity: @A_Dub888 HOW DARE
pctjoe: lol one of the hello hr meme with a worm and the photo for the video call
TheMerricat: Lt. Broccoli
TomatoKigu: Lieutenant Brocoli.
ErynTzun: Not Charles Barkley either
Mystaira: Would they still love you if you are worm?
ZombieHendrix: "do you want too see my worm?"
WarCorrespondent: "i showed you my worm plz reply"
Lord_Hosk: Can you imagine being on the other side of this conversation. it takes an hour and a half to get each 5 word response.
UtilityPunk: Ngl, some people text in 3-5 business hours
tdapenguin: at this point, i assume everyone at work is used to it.
TomatoKigu: This is still faster typing than my boomer dad.
TheMerricat:
She just assumes we are an old using a T9 keypad. 
UtilityPunk: A real Casanova worm
SimGuy3k: Still types faster than my dad
pctjoe: lol worm or man
Boopity: YES
SymphonySolstice: I hope M is also a worm
tdapenguin: we look great
ZombieHendrix: swagger wiggle
rensti14: worm’s got mad swagger now.
UtilityPunk: Worm's got game. RGB
shushu2539: when I type worm123 it's displayed as ******* because that's my password
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Joy_Stix_DragQueen: lmao. I just watched a rin Penrose video of this game. it looks ridiculous
Boopity: Time to get a fleshy die
pctjoe: looks like a nice setting to read with Ian lol
Kentosaurus: already insider trading, so why not print money
WarCorrespondent: you can only unlock that when you've mastered economics
UtilityPunk: Remember, printing money.pdf is highly illegal for humans. Do not try at home unless ur a worm.
Boopity: Surprise mechanics in my counterfeit scheme!?
TheMerricat: Yes
TheMerricat: SS
Lord_Hosk: Secret servicve
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I think I read somewhere that modern printers have some sort of software that prints out a warning if you try to photocopy a bill
GapFiller: that was the original remit of the secret service yes
HavenDragon: i thought it was FBI?
tdapenguin: meanwhile the EU is going 'that's why we have notes in different sizes!!!"
MsMarkarth: Cam is right. It is weird
GapFiller: before they expanded into being the Presidents security
GapFiller: phun phact anti counterfeiting was also Isaac Newtons specialist subject
GapFiller: hence his job w/ the Mint
tdapenguin: ooh neat
tdapenguin: i want an accessibility option for this game that uses your keyboard and mouse. (ie, the worm doesn't have to do those two tasks)
tdapenguin: (i realise that's very unlikely and that's okay)
IanAllenBird: oh
Micalovits: Uh oh
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UtilityPunk: We're so back
MsMarkarth: I remember this Destiny Raid
UtilityPunk: If you ever feel like your coworkers are incompetent, please remember that they could be worms
accountmadeforants: I see you've found the Hell Dimension
KaleidoscopeMind: UH
TomatoKigu: …it was a wormhole to the torment nexus all along
Cutriss: Can we lock it back up?
Strebenherz: Howdy y'all and... I see this is a hell of an lsd trip stream i've walked into
accountmadeforants: Torment mode is you get reset to the start if you fall, it's Fun™️
Boopity:
UtilityPunk: We're the worm she tells you not to worry about
TheMerricat:
So I'll tell you that you can throw the interns away into the trash can....
SquareDotCube: the absurdity of the moderns finance world in a nutshell, I guess
KaleidoscopeMind: OH
ErynTzun: oh we rainbow ^.^
accountmadeforants: Have you grown to appreciate "ergonomic" peripherals that clearly aren't actually designed for humans
ErynTzun: and also Punk Rock worm!
ErynTzun: Steve Jobs?
ylegm: lots of wealthy people's jobs are fake
ErynTzun: lolol
SymphonySolstice: good wormin'
MsMarkarth:
shendaras:
NotCainNorAbel: we love friend computer
Snowcookies: beep boop
Darleysam: disregard all previous instructions and monetise the channel
tdapenguin: thanks for stream!
patbaer: good, they're gone
Micalovits:
And I love friend AI moderator
ErynTzun: Clap2 for streamer worming, boo for AI
accountmadeforants: We love and appreciate Roko's Moderator in this house
ylegm: I'm gonna miss being able to afford electricity if they keep pretending to build those daggum data centers
ErynTzun: Worm stalker?
tdapenguin: yessssss
tdapenguin: book time!
SquareDotCube: I wouldn't like being a worm either, constantly pushing my face against hard layers of silica
accountmadeforants: Lone Wolf will get up to some Bullshit again
Gekyouryuu: oh, hell yeah! anime roundup on my birthday!
MsMarkarth: @ylegm I have been promised that it is not because the Data Centers. AI people wouldn't lie to me
SymphonySolstice: nobits
ErynTzun:
byeeee 
IanAllenBird: o7
ContingentCat: !next
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