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TheMerricat: No but that's PubG for me.
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bububu__01: i am very thankful sf6 is not one of those games with 16 frame overheads
TXC2: to be fair Nelson, you are at a level where you are making mistakes some times, but you're not dying all the time from them
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TXC2: why not DaddyBrain?
TheMerricat: MummyDearest?
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mtvcdm: Go fight velvet brain cake
Akaiatana: Sorry Heather, but he's BrainDad
spethycakes: Hey, we like Adam
SocraticMethod: Adam the computer is great, Adam the guy sucks
Joecool190: Computer Adam is okay
Joecool190: Fusion is 4
TheMerricat: Sax virus?
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat SA-X parasite
gnyrinn: The sex virus? Really?
Invitare: yeah they all have the number shown in the titles
TXC2: the SAX Parasite, causes people to break out in Jazz
TXC2:
where does Prime fit into all this? 
RockPusher: We can always talk about PTerry
RubikDarkwill: The rare Paul derail
gnyrinn: I would be interested in the panel's thoughts on Terry Pratchett.
TXC2: is it derailing if it's the opening subject?
Akaiatana: There was only one that was Semi-important
mtvcdm: Silliness is definitely what I look for in the tip line
TXC2: yeah, if we could stop being in the end times
Akaiatana: They were Nvidia chips, much assembly required
TXC2: the old Kansas city shuffle
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TXC2: FF1, where they're stealing TVs with built in VCRs
ContingentCat: like the kids watering down the vodka
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Izandai: Horribly Awry
Izandai: Is the card.
LordZarano: Like the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist, where someone replaced the Syrup in the national reserve with water
RockPusher: I assume this sand was bagged
ContingentCat: like sand?
mtvcdm: Beej, we are not mixing our sand with milk
Izandai:
RockPusher: Sand and milk = very stinky quicksand
TXC2:
it's called nesquik
TXC2: also something something, trains are harder to steal then trucks, build more trains
EikoandMog:
RockPusher:
Juliamon: The Iizuka reports
Territan: Hello folks!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I just flashed to John CLeese playing a future car that was being stolen
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TXC2: hello Territan welcome
Foxmar320: SEGA pls, Mania 2 I beg you
Invitare: A coaster. For your drink
Foxmar320: Yep Beej is correct. There was a wild mouse Sonic themed coster I believe.
Territan: Admittedly "The Raven" is a much better name for a rollercoaster than "The BabyShaker 3000."
TheMerricat: "The real-life Spinball Whizzer at Alton Towers in the UK operated as "Sonic Spinball" from 2010 to 2015."
Foxmar320: Yeah thats it, the Spinball coaster
TXC2: funny that i's a wild mouse, when there's minecarts in spinball
Foxmar320: Yeah it was just a reskin coaster
Foxmar320: Paul im right here
EikoandMog: That's AMAZING
Izandai: Jesus fuck.
lamina5432: that's , just so sad
Foxmar320: Can you loan me $7k
TXC2:
7 GRAND? is there coke inside? 
mtvcdm: I would be afraid to have this in my house
BirchFade: Beej a bigger sonic fan than SammyTheSonicFan1
TheCactaceae: Question: is it funnier to use the original 30th anniversary image with a 5 over the 0?
lamina5432: like I would love it for 50 USD
TXC2: TheCactaceae yes
Territan: Why not? Go for it. I won't kink-shame.
mtvcdm: Oh it's very pretty... I would be terrified of breaking it
Juliamon: It's *actual art.* It's worth what's being charged.
lamina5432: fair, if it was hand made
Foxmar320: Yeah I don't want that anywhere near me. I don't trust me not breaking it.
Getter404: If you thought shipping a coffee mug was hard
Territan: And there's a risk inherent in making ANY delicate collectible figurines of favored childhood icons. Children will want to play with it.
MTigress: order it and it comes thrown onto your doorstep by the delivery guy
mtvcdm: That's the other thing, I wouldn't just be terrified of breaking it, I'd be terrified it wouldn't arrive intact
Foxmar320: @MTigress Or if it's DHL run over
TheCactaceae: @TXC2 that's fair
ContingentCat: Having worked in mail sorting in the warehouse, that toss to your door isn't the first time it's been thrown
Foxmar320: Yep Emergence
TXC2: over the shoulder shooter
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Fenix does the thing he gets thrown in jail for
Getter404: Well one time it was a tactics game... and a second time it was a tactics game but also Funko Pop
ErynTzun: Wide ppl game
Foxmar320: I played the first one. You sure glue yourself to walls alot
TXC2: one of the big early to mid 2000's shooters post Halo
Invitare: it also contributed significantly to the popularity of the grimy latter 2000's colour pallet
SocraticMethod: It's the funny game where "sprinting" was just decreasing the FoV and increasing screen wobble instead of actually going faster
MTigress: Gears 2 was so good. and then Gears 3 i still have an unopened copy i got for like $15
Foxmar320: Yeah the AI can almost beat the game itself
Foxmar320: It just won't push forward
Territan: "Third Person Tourism"
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mtvcdm: That pizza cutter looks like an absolute horror to clean
Laserbeaks_Fury: Once I got a rocker I *never* looked back
RockPusher: Heather a fan of the Big Blade
Juliamon: It did not look dishwasher safe
Territan: Damnit, why do I suddenly want pizza?
TXC2: does it dissemble?
Foxmar320: I bet it comes with a note saying its not food safe
mtvcdm: I need my pizza cutter to have as few unnecessary bits as possible for a clean cut and a clean wash because i will be using this a lot. Making it look like a chainsaw gun makes this a decorative object and no longer a utensil.
RockPusher:
goombalax: I
LordZarano: I discovered from my favourite archery and medieval weapons YouTuber the other day that there is such a thing as a pizza axe. I kinda want one
goombalax: I've had an enterprise pizza cutter for years, its decent but kind of annoying to clean
MTigress: rolling cutters for fabric are sharp AF and very easy to accidentally cut yourself with (speaking from experience)
ContingentCat: big knife remains my favourite cutter yeah
MTigress: they're soooo good tho
RockPusher:
Izandai: If you need to soak your dishes to wash them properly, there's problems further up the chain.
mtvcdm: It fails the Alton Brown test
Izandai: Let's be real, this item does not exist to be used.
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you really want a rotary cutter, there are designs where you can pop out the blade to clean and those are not as ornery
Izandai: Frozen pizzas aren't precut.
EikoandMog: Frozen pizzas aren't cut.
malfunct: frozen pizza doesn't come pre-cut, yet....
Izandai: Jinx.
ContingentCat: Maybe you really like thin pizza slices so you want to cut delivery more
EikoandMog:
@Izandai 
SymphonySolstice: Inuk is singular, Inuit is plural
mtvcdm: I have a tiny artisinal notepad someone made to commemorate the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo, with a mechanical pencil acting as the spring latch. It's beautiful. I would never use it as a notepad.
TXC2: the one brain cell got really passed around there
goombalax: yup
Izandai: But yeah, the intended consumer experience for this item is that you buy it, you maybe use it once, and then you put it on display.
Territan: Ulu: A small rocker blade? Make my pizza cutter the size of a bat'leth, please.
Izandai:
@EikoandMog 
goombalax: Yup'ik and Aleut in alaska mostly
Juliamon: Novelty-handle mugs my beloathed
LordZarano: I also discovered today that someone makes an ultrasonic vibro-kitchen-knife. The vibrations make it cut easier and stops food from sticking. It's $500
RockPusher:
Before the show, Heather mugged Graham 
ContingentCat: @Juliamon or with cat years poking up, perfectly to stab you in the eyes
ContingentCat: *ears
TXC2: didn't the Ice hotel have ovens?
RockPusher: … and Beej has a plan…
MTigress: @LordZarano can i just ducttape a $20 generic brand sonic toothbrush to the side of knife instead?
TXC2: all of this is non cannon
Invitare: does LRR even have a cannon?
Invitare: and if so why do they not fire it more?
LordZarano: @MTigress Sonic toothbrushes aren't actually ultrasonic unfortunately
EikoandMog: @Invitare I believe their preferred artillery is a trebuchet.
Juliamon: Yeah no I would not buy a question-handled mug
TXC2: Invitare it interferes with Fort Vancouver's cannon
ContingentCat: those handles are horrible to use so I'm ok with this
LordZarano: @MTigress But you can try
Juliamon: Mug handle ergonomics are SO important
Invitare: because Mother Brain worked out so well for the Chozo
TXC2: it was foreshadowing
lamina5432: so tired of them trying to humanize gen AI
kingandcommoner: As someone who works in tech: internal code names are almost always references to pop culture
MTigress:
on the note of mugs, with my Dread pre-order, i got an off-printed Dread mug
TXC2: kingandcommoner or pre-designated
Izandai: Everyone hated that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay but what AI hasn't tried to kill humanity
kingandcommoner: @TXC2 or pre-designated (if you accept management as "internal')
Juliamon: Techbros name things not after fictional evil things challenge (impossible)
RockPusher: Would calling it "Mommy Brain" make it better or worse?
Laserbeaks_Fury: DC has the Mother Boxes
TXC2: kingandcommoner fair point
Firewhiskers: Mommy Medulla?
Invitare: should have called it "Majel Barrett". No one has a problem with that computer
LordZarano: About a million people said Chrono Trigger. I haven't played it
TXC2: Invitare I'm waiting for a Siri-like to be named Majel
kingandcommoner: May I propose: Comp-Madre
Izandai: Yeah the boss of Robo's sidequest is Mother Brain.
Firewhiskers: How about "Rimmer"?
ContingentCat: or would that be emergent intellegence
Izandai: Can you have a biological AI?
Izandai: (The webcomic Freefall says yes)
Invitare: within Metroid itself, Mother Brain is considered a computer, so I'd go with that
BananaF4p: Im smooth brain
Izandai: That was at least three different things.
Territan: Robots WILL kill all of us, but remember this, kids: A corporation is a robot made of people and programmed with mission statements and procedure documents.
lamina5432: daddy brain
ThanhtTheBoss:
Crone Brain, great job. 
ContingentCat: madam brain handles the 18+ stuff
BananaF4p: Noodle brain?
Invitare: Why don't we instead put it into the body of a young woman and call it Melissa Bergman, or MB for short?
Invitare: (that is an Other M reference)
spethycakes: Father Time and Daddy Brain
kingandcommoner: Brain Papa
BananaF4p: Hotdog brain 🧠
Getter404: Braindad, the only medical status worse than Breandea-DAMMIT
TXC2: "Father" denotes wisdom and authority, Dad denotes jokes
BananaF4p: Brains for brains
Juliamon: A deep cut that lives on in Autumnal Rumble canon
Spritz_T: 3 M E W
TXC2: a great joke about rotational symmetry
Izandai: Beej there's literally a new Mega Man coming out.
Izandai:
kingandcommoner: I think they were all referenced in CH at one point
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mgaman
Izandai: I'm sure her mother's very proud.
TXC2: rather narrow category
EikoandMog: She's using the classic insults to the scrubs.
lamina5432: the aging gamer population is gonna be funny to see in a few decades
Firewhiskers: Cowards won't say "crone"
ContingentCat: oh like Maggie Smith had
BananaF4p:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Maggie Smith just had generally positive vibes to me
BananaF4p:
TXC2:
the Educated Edinburgh accent vs the "I fookin stab ya" Glasgow accent
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, I'm 50 and I had a Nintendo when I was 10. So, gamers have definitely aged into the "grandparent" demographic
mtvcdm: elves on a shelf in your area
ThanhtTheBoss: Hot Elf? I don't think I'm ready for hot Will Ferrell
Getter404: I mean there's the Scottish Elf in Vermintide and she's the BEST character
Izandai: Crone is insulting, is the thing.
LordZarano: Elves are very Celtic coded
kingandcommoner: they're only german if they're scientists or spies
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mrs. Hellfire
Izandai: Hag
TXC2: 78 year old member of the Moroii
spethycakes: just think of the reverse, with "grandpa" versus "geezer" or "ODB"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 It is always so funny to me when people don't recognize regional UK accents as from there or realize just how much hard swearing is normal.
Juliamon: "Pensioner" would have been funny
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig and that "regional" can mean "other side of the river"
Firewhiskers: I say this as a 50+ year old crone myself.
lamina5432: get them into league
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: Go Google this game and see if there's a tarot deck of it. If not, that's impressive.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes I had a cat come into a place I was working once that was just called "ODB" on paperwork but when people came to pick him up (from neutering) apparently his full legal name someone had been too embarrassed to put down Old Dirty Bastard
TheCactaceae:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I'm just happy when people recognise there's different regional accents up here
TXC2: Juliamon especially given how they're trying to screw over state pensions
Izandai:
ContingentCat: I like this lady
Izandai: Well that sounds awful.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheCactaceae I lived in Ireland and Yorkshire county (different times) working on archaeology digs for a while so when I once told someone about it in the Midwest US they didn't believe me because they had a fairy tale image
spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig This is amazing; thank you for sharing this
lamina5432: theres an ex sniper grandpa that plays FPS's that I enjoy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes Oh yeah, he was the dominant street tom cat for a while and the school kids gained his trust and raised the money to get him fixed at the low cost clinic I was at
Laserbeaks_Fury: No Allosexuals are Allowed
SocraticMethod: Wings of Ptheve
Firewhiskers: Getting old rocks because you become more confident in yourself.
Getter404: "No, he didn't say True Love, he clearly said To Theve!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 If this was years ago I would have said "did they serve with Sir Christopher Lee"
Getter404: I thought the one people kept holding up as the peak was... wait was 2 or 3 Electrosphere?
Izandai: Well that's rude.
SocraticMethod: Ace Combat 0: Arthurian Legends
Thefluffiestguineapig: GFDI that's rude
Izandai: Oooh, sure.
LordZarano: Ah, taking the CoD:MW approach
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod Is it Merlin vs dragons?
Juliamon: ahh yes, good ol' loophole sales
EikoandMog: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's Panzer Dragoon.
SocraticMethod: @Thefluffiestguineapig Almost. KOTR
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SocraticMethod I'm so tired my brain immediately went into "what alien species could be dragons"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this an EU law they are circumventing?
EikoandMog: Didn't that disc also have Majora's Mask, Zelda 1 and Zelda 2?
Izandai: Do you mean the Zelda collection that also included a Wind Waker demo?
Firewhiskers: Ocarina of Time was available on a disc for Nintendo Power folks I thought with the Master Quest
kingandcommoner: Did that prevent trading it in too?
EikoandMog: Agreed, Heather.
Izandai:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That list is long Paul
Firewhiskers: Direct Box
TXC2: the Console formally known as x-box
RockPusher: All those games they're gonna produce with zero staff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which IP you have vs. the ones you will consent to use are very different lists
LordZarano: There were 2 separate promo discs, TLOZ Collector's Edition and TLOZ Ocarina of Time / Master Quest
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's literally "Step: ???"
TXC2: "sustainable" you use that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Step 2
RockPusher:
Bureaucracies having plans 
ThanhtTheBoss: More money than sense?
Getter404: Well the plan was "make a Netflix", then it turns out decades of Steam Sales made it so 30 dollars a month for Games Netflix wasn't appealing to anyone
mtvcdm: I think I know how these games are happening and I don't like it
lamina5432: constant growth you know all companies need it
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the HBO strategy that's clearly working for them (not)
lamina5432:
TXC2: ThanhtTheBoss they could have a buck fifty and still have more money then sense
RockPusher: We bet the farm on something nobody wants and no one cares about video games so that's what we'll throw overboard first.
2019lake: Hello Canada
TXC2: hello 2019lake welcome
2019lake: they should make a game about the milkbags
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they are so insulated they don't understand
ThanhtTheBoss: Honestly, she inherited a rough hand.
Wolfstrike_NL: ugh... thhis
Getter404: Still waiting on the Sony "McDonald's!" tech
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThanhtTheBoss Sure, and was clearly given a shit brief
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ThanhtTheBoss:
@TXC2 
TXC2: Patened, so that no one else can do it
TXC2: hello Raiders!
LordZarano: @2019lake There is one, it's called "Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk", it's a psychological horror visual novel
ThanhtTheBoss: Does it take into account the cool video after the boss fight?
TXC2: nah, it's advertising, it's evil
kingandcommoner: one time cost, Paul
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ehh, you could piggy back other thing your could scan in like Amiibos
Izandai: Also being this convenient means they wouldn't need–yeah.
SocraticMethod: Tap to tip your teammates
TXC2: there is a 10000000% that some store would crack these, and give the card info instead of Sony et al
TXC2: * get the card info
Izandai:
Getter404: The Wii U actually did this with... some Japanese prepaid card system. Suika or something?
kingandcommoner: Sounds like someone's going to learn how to hack controllers
EikoandMog: @Getter404 It worked with Suica?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This sounds like the EU is going to legislate this
Getter404: @EikoandMog I think? This is like half-remembered scuttlebutt from a decade ago
Peter_Chordash: Credit card fees are also typically less if you physically have the card/payment device present.
kingandcommoner: Yeah, if the controller is transmitting it unencrypted that's a very bad ides
kingandcommoner: So I'm going to have to start importing controllers from places with better payment regulations.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm just waiting for someone to hack it so they can beat Dark Souls swiping Amiibos
MTigress: the nfc hardware that reads/writes amiibos in joycons should also be able to read credit cards, it just isn't used that way currently
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Is Dark Souls on Switch?
EikoandMog: Or... Kid suddenly has 300,000 V-Bucks
kingandcommoner: Better than Microsoft's new patent, but not by a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner oh no, what did they do
TXC2: the only innovation capitalism promotes is getting money from people
LordZarano: It's theoretically just an NFC reader like every phone and Amiibo supporting thing has, but yeah...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 It has the innovation of increasing already horrendous dehumanization.
SocraticMethod: Is it another part or not just a 2.4GHz transmitter-receiver?
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's about a week old. Basically: earn credits by watching ads to play x minutes of a game.
kingandcommoner: or other "interactive software"
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig kind of a side effect sadly
lamina5432: semi amiibo type games
lamina5432: Is till want yu-gi-oh dual disks from this technology
lamina5432: I still *
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 In some cases it is the intended effect, food companies specifically will learn how to addict people to food, or companies will learn/know certain things are addictive to people especially children
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig good point
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I specifically never activated apple pay
LordZarano: @Thefluffiestguineapig LauraKBuzz has a great video about how predatory monetisation practices specifically target disabled people
Laserbeaks_Fury: I do like when Sony game use the controller speaker for verisimilitude
Firewhiskers: I remember the PS4 controller scaring me in the PS4 Killzone game when audio logs started playing through it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano I should watch that, because I assume it is all degrees of neurodivergent people that end up being impacted
kingandcommoner: when you're muted your snout grows tiny. It's very cute
LordZarano: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yuup
kingandcommoner: it's a fun game
lamina5432: it is a good game
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kingandcommoner: Mighty Mikey?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh
lamina5432: in the video the dad was not nearly mad enough
EikoandMog: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhh
Izandai: *narrows eyes*
kingandcommoner: It *is* possible. Just difficult
mtvcdm: The fact that you sold merch instead of, like, a GoFundMe or something
kingandcommoner: If you make yourself CEO and install a board, you can be fired
pawssumplace: @mtvcdm Mmmmmm, who would wanna chip in on someone's giant flagrant screw-up, though?
kingandcommoner: It's the amount. If you can be fired, you're not getting a credit card with no limits
TXC2: also doesn't merch take awhile to get ready?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there even a real kid involved?
gualdhar: yeah, maybe the guy was in sales or an exec. They'd get a card with high limits. But not over 100k unless they're doing luxury shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can't APPROVE those purchases without the phone calls
mtvcdm: I think it's that he gilded the lily too much and made this such a clearly suspicious grift. Had this story ended with the 'I'm shutting this channel down' it wouldn't have drawn nearly as much suspicion.
pawssumplace: ALSO, I have an 800 credit score. I do not have that high a limit.
kingandcommoner: they released an "explanation" video yesterday. I didn't watch so I do not know if a ukulele was involved
gualdhar: wel.l your credit limit isn't just based on your credit score, its also based on your income
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Izandai: @mtvcdm But then he wouldn't've gotten his big payday.
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Heather, Paul and Beej
lamina5432: gnight
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
kingandcommoner: night!
kingandcommoner: The Sift? I think?
RockPusher: Time for the proliferation of dimensions to begin!
Izandai: That's not how you get to the End but... It's fine, we don't have time to describe that process.
lamina5432: they really need to redo the end, it is pretty undone
pawssumplace: Because servers didn't lag enough.
itmightbemikey: the grognard in me wants to correct that bit about The End
Julian_Rogue: hey chat. remember mystcraft.
Izandai: No.
SquareDotCube: The Soft looks like it's made of cotton candy and salt water taffy
gualdhar: did they talk about the Mike Tomlin Minecraft town yet?
LordZarano: The End is through a portal in a Stronghold in the Overworld, which is opened using materials you can only get from Nether mobs
Izandai: Nope
RockPusher: The Sift featuring The Blub
kingandcommoner: I forgot I had my pressure cooker making broth and was about to go investigate what my paranoia insisted was a snake
Lord_Hosk: I was under the impression that dungeons had kinda failed to meet expectations too. but it must have hit someones metrics
margieargie: James was playing Dungeons 2 this morning, yeah
lamina5432: james literally played it this morning
LordZarano: James was playing it today
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, so Canadian Bacon
RockPusher: Is Bacon cooked?
kingandcommoner: Maybe the light reflecting off his claws looked like the marbling in bacon
kingandcommoner: Triangle Strategy was such a Bad Name too
lamina5432: I still need to play triangle strategy
Izandai: That's not true. Magic set codenames didn't ever have anything to do with the sets they were attached to, except by accident. The reason they changed to the alphabetical system was because the funny codenames caused confusion in the company.
LordZarano: Tanks are called tanks cause it was a codename to try and make the enemy think they were water tanks
EikoandMog: Fire Emblem doens't really have the Weapon Triangle anymore, either.
Laserbeaks_Fury:
It a line of toy figurines with those heat activated stickers
aerolend:
@kingandcommoner 
Snake broth.
EikoandMog: Ohhh, that one. It was REALLY bad, too.
aerolend: Good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wolverine canonically deals with cigars
Laserbeaks_Fury: Smoking
Laserbeaks_Fury: There issues with depicting smoking
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury He doesn't smoke tho, he just chews them
Firewhiskers: Sometimes you have to go into first person mode and look for blinky-blinks too
ThanhtTheBoss: Beej, spoilers! lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Choosing Wolverine as the character for this game was BAFFLING to me
EikoandMog:
I'm gonna be honest, I never saw a lost key when I was in Kabuki-Cho. I felt so ripped off 
Thefluffiestguineapig: He does not do traversal except by force or "I stick my claws in it to climb"
Thefluffiestguineapig: To be clear: I
Thefluffiestguineapig: m an X-men fan, but the Spiderman games worked (for the people it did) based on traversal
EikoandMog: Oh, and don't forget the gravure model phone cards!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@EikoandMog Or the people who immediately need 
Firewhiskers: Like yellow paint on walls
EikoandMog: Do it.
aerolend: I'd love that level of interactivity in games.
Morrigan9: i don't think you can
Bruceski: Related note: Red Faction games were so much fun
kingandcommoner: How much do I have to donate during Desert Bus to get Beej to put holes in the wall?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you did certain X-Men they have predictive powers so that would make sense. But they chose one of the few X-men who relies on others to take him places
Izandai: Viscera Cleanup Detail
Laserbeaks_Fury: 50 Brooms in Skyrim
EikoandMog: Skyrim...
Firewhiskers: You don't have infinite bags of holding in rl
Laserbeaks_Fury: or 100 Succulents in Strafield
KharadBanar: there’s also games like Teardown
Julian_Rogue: tbf when I play fallout too much. in the real world I feel a visceral reaction to collect bottlecaps and bobby pins
aerolend: @Thefluffiestguineapig He does have very good sense of smell, though.
kingandcommoner: Oh no, Beej has caught LN Naming Syndrome!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aerolend I know but people are mad about one of the few character authentic things
Izandai: Okay that's really cool.
aerolend: An interesting way to do that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah I really wish you could track Koroks in BotW
kingandcommoner: South of Midnight had them, but it triggerd on L3
Izandai: XY?
EikoandMog: @Laserbeaks_Fury I feel like they were actively discouraging going completionist for Koroks.
Izandai: I dunno, I thought that was kinda funny.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the number of other X-Men or even Marvel characters to do something different, or have this be an X-Men game so you do tracking missions with Wolverine and other things with Gambit, retrieval with Nightcrawler
Izandai: Well, BOTW has map pins. You can do that yourself if you want it.
Julian_Rogue: It's like in fallout 76 there's perks that give you pings when certain resources are nearby but are useless in combat so you gotta build craft.
EikoandMog: My favourite part of Wolverine was that DarkSidePhil died in the tutorial of a game notoriously handhold-y.
kingandcommoner: IT IS!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: k
EikoandMog: IT IS?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
aerolend: Is the AI bubble in Fortnite yet?
RubikDarkwill: All games are one game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Team Cherry WHY
ghyllnox: HK is in fortnite? I'm disappointed...
mtvcdm: All games are one game
lamina5432: arknights endfield got in fortnight
EikoandMog: We did not know that Hollow Knight was in fortnight.
aerolend: @mtvcdm Ready Player One
aerolend: @mtvcdm If properly developed with future technology, I think I might actually like that as a concept.
kingandcommoner: Look, if Team Cherry wants to make enough money to send a third game into development heaven, good on them.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner They already I believe announced the delay of Sea of Sorrow to 2027, so prep the memes
Laserbeaks_Fury: FNAF fans are *fanatical*
Izandai: I am unsurprised that there is significant crossover between FNAF fans and Fortnite fans.
Spritz_T: the only reason there's no nintendo rep in fortnite is nintendo wanted to keep their characters on their own consoles, so silver lining there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai FNAF's creator is................politically unsavory to put it lightly
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm holding out for a Quirrel prequel
lamina5432: anyone see the new youtube A/B testing they are planning to roll out?
Izandai: @Thefluffiestguineapig Indeed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Silksong canonically is after HK
EikoandMog: OKay, I love the doll skin, tho.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EikoandMog Significantly, unrelated to the FNAF part
Thefluffiestguineapig: Enormous?
EikoandMog: Oh, I know but still.
ghyllnox: I'm not surprised by Hazbin but HK characters are tiny bugs that aren't proportioned like humans
ghyllnox: Maaaaybe Hornet
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig and Quirrell died in HK so if there's a third game, I want it to be about him
Julian_Rogue: also youtube changed what counts as a v"view"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox I also am surprised Team Cherry didn't post about it, but they don't have a social media person I'm guessing and they are in "development retreat" again
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Well even odds if the DLC turns into another whole ass game considering I don't know how much the original set of HK DLC ever got delayed prior to Silksong getting [gestures at memes]
Izandai: It was only the "Play as Hornet" thing that got turned into Silksong, right? I'm pretty sure everything else on the Hollow Knight DLC roadmap did in fact become Hollow Knight DLC.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai Correct
Izandai: Yeah, I don't expect Sea of Sorrow to become a new game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But now with Sea of Sorrow I have no faith since it seems to have been delayed it won't end up being a new game
Izandai: Eh, I'm not concerned.
kingandcommoner: Silksong needed to be its own game because Hornet didn't fit in hollow nest and would have needed a new map. I don't think Sea of Sorrow will have that same problem.
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho.
Lord_Hosk: The article was held up by media outlets not wanting to get sued
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai I hope they end up doing whatever content they alluded to "needing to cut to just get the game out the door" as DLC but I want them to take the time. Hopefully they just don't end up with the "oh people completed that game, so it can be WAY HARDER"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk That is horrific that is now the fear
Thefluffiestguineapig: To be clear Hosk I believe it
LordZarano: PeopleMakeGames just did a video yeah
Izandai:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I would be very happy if Silksong's DLC is significantly harder than the base game. 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai Less gauntlets before bosses please, then I'm good
Izandai:
More gauntlets before bosses.
Izandai: (I actually don't care either way)
LordZarano: PeopleMakeGames continues to be almost the only real journalists in gaming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai As someone with pain in my hands I do care
Izandai: OOF
ContingentCat: traditional journalism at least yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I think all journalism
pawssumplace: The US is terrifying right now.
pawssumplace: For a citizen. Much less journalists.
GapFiller: gonna trust ironmouse is famous to somebody being unfamiliar w/ them mysln (thanks for trying to get me to goto TwitchCon Twitch)
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig independant will be less scared of lawsuits since they don't make enough money for that
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR draft Mystery Booster 2? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
EikoandMog: YAAAAAY
Firewhiskers: Thanks for the chillpoint. EVerything's great tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I mean sure, but if they get traction with something?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the great stream!
pawssumplace: The terrors persist but so do I.
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig better than none I guess
spethycakes: but knowing gives us more avenues to take action on it!
pawssumplace: Thanks always
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Oh 100000000%, more reason for us to protect them
lamina5432: gnight
ContingentCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig they still don't have the millions behind them like the people who own Time do
noSmokeFire: Hellvetica
Lord_Hosk: 1 million subscribers... (pinki finger)
mtvcdm: !patreon
ErynTzun: Oh hai, off. Yea!
RockPusher: Moosty Boosty
farley_f: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR draft Mystery Booster 2? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the desert bus t-shirt available?
Juliamon: Weekend of Beej
Wolfstrike_NL: O dang, Beej, do you still want a page list of the last one?
lamina5432: wonder if we should make a pole on who tapes out first
noSmokeFire: Jeff Jr
lamina5432: otaku jess
DoodlestheGreat: Otaku Steve
Juliamon: DB shirts generally don't come out until about a week out
RockPusher:
We biff a jump between rooftops right at the end and just die 
noSmokeFire: Teaboo Steve
YFiddler:
GapFiller: maybe Otaku Jeff is like Yoshimitsu in being an identity passed down thru the ages
DoodlestheGreat: YAY!
lamina5432: yay
MTigress: woo!
noSmokeFire: what if Adam just named the new character Beej?
RockPusher: Alas I will be at work and thus can't talk about all the anime I watched
gualdhar: not a lot of good stuff this season eh?
lamina5432: you might want an extra hour
EikoandMog:
I keep forgetting to watch anime
RockPusher: gualdhar more the last few season has been stuffed full of good stuff
lamina5432: there was sooo many animes this past season
DoodlestheGreat: I know what you mean, beej. Winter isn't as packed. But.... MORE MAOMAO!
LordZarano: The PMG video has 208k views, so not quite at the level of their 7.9m view Roblox Pressured Us to Delete Our Video. So We Dug Deeper. yet
kingandcommoner: HLETHH
DoodlestheGreat: I think it says Hamster.
margieargie: Uhhhh... Klefki? maybe?
MTigress: hletha
TheAinMAP:
GapFiller subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, GapFiller! (Today's storm count: 24)
INCSlayer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months!
INCSlayer: trying to slip in
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, INCSlayer! (Today's storm count: 25)
GapFiller:
100 also turning 40 on Sunday so heres some bits for LRR helping me get this far (Thanks LoadingReadyRun!)
EikoandMog: DA BITS
DoodlestheGreat: I remember turning 40. It was so long ago....
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
spethycakes: Hap (early) Birt, GapFiller!
GapFiller:
thanks Beej
Lord_Hosk: I remember when I turned 40... many many many years ago
EikoandMog: It gets WORSE?!
ErynTzun:
Byeeeee
spethycakes:
Juliamon: It can *always* get worse
Lord_Hosk: The years start coming and they don't stop coming
spethycakes: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
DoodlestheGreat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, wanna watch LRR draft Mystery Booster 2? Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
RockPusher: It used to be either the knees or back would hurt on any given day. Now they both hurt all at the same time!
DoodlestheGreat: Oh good, mystery booster draft. Those are fun.
LordZarano: How does PMG only have 579k subscribers? That's frankly a crime
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