Fruan: MooBooTwo draft?!
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r10pez10: ooh mystery booster
DeM0nFiRe: mysty twostie
Redbassist: !findquote mystery
LRRbot: Quote #2370: "Yes, mystery man. Give me a horse ride." —Cori [2016-04-25]
Fruan: @DeM0nFiRe MooBooTwoo
ALLxISxLOST:
M'Twitch Chat
Juliamon: finished my ice cream just in time
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote boostie
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Redbassist: !findquote booster
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Mindfire13: !findquote draft
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Redbassist: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #4623: "It's like a magic we can understand!" —Ian [2018-01-27]
ErynTzun: Paper. FIGHT!
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Strebenherz: doot doot
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Sorator13: Mystery Tootsie Rools?
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Sorator13: they do give sleeve lore, tis true!
omegamarkel: hello!
gualdhar: I like how Ben and Serge match
BrowneePointz: Sleeve Lore feels like a Graham D&D character
DMGlol: we get to stare into adam's draft soul tonight
Redbassist:
e_bloc: its about family
Redbassist: !findquote family
LRRbot: Quote #4908: "Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences." —Graham [2018-04-21]
KingOfDoma: The Dragon Shield green sleeves story brought me to tears
Redbassist: Hmmm
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e_bloc: ok so Adam drafting mystery booster is maximum having-fun-nonsense right
ContingentCat: Ooo
BrowneePointz: A sleeve of Goya but it’s Tam and Loot
devqn413: The Professor just said Cathleen is short on his whatnot stream is this true
r10pez10: stained glass glass coasters
ErynTzun: Apollo: Glass.
Stevie_T: SUBGOYF LETS GOOO
e_bloc: oh god subgoyf
ekplayscards: stonks
MWGNZ:
DMGlol: holy yeah
Micalovits: White border not legal - crime against humanity
Sorator13: o7
e_bloc: I love like 80% of the cards in Adam's pack
psychopathicjaz: spoopifier sweatshirt? my youtube update immersion, broken. lol Graham
BrowneePointz: My favorite actor, Jeremy Pivot
e_bloc: I would only not draft subgoyf because I have no idea how to figure out what it is
BrowneePointz: Oh no is Piven a butthole?
Micalovits: Yea, I prefer topgoyf
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Yeah...
BrowneePointz: Welp TIL, I redact that joke
lochnessseammonster:
e_bloc: and its like 90% made to make draft fun and 10% hey it's time to reprint this
pleonasticTautology: that triland adam looked at looks sick
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thraximore: he's what
flatluigi: you're dicbabe
Fruan: Sporka
r10pez10: dicbabe
pleonasticTautology: salud
Sorator13: I did not know that Killer Whale was a card
cachorubione: mystery 2 bbabyyyy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
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freshmaker__: He's whipping his pips out
r10pez10: wheeler how many CMC total is your picks
HadesLeprechaun: love me a spawning pit
DoodlestheGreat: [Sickos]: YES!
goombalax: uh-ho Coco
freshmaker__: Greater Watermelemental
Micalovits: Ordinary Watermelon
Dog_of_Myth: Dire Watermelon
DoodlestheGreat: Grated watermelon.
rosesmcgee: We saw you across the tailings pond and really liked your vibe
Strebenherz: "fetch the pestrider paka, we've got dwarves in the rutabags"
flatluigi: both
ContingentCat: Yes
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Sorator13: squirrel!
gualdhar: don't forget, full of shit
r10pez10: that's very funny
Sorator13: yeah, that does throw me off, G
Seventy111: I missed something, no Reality Fracture?
BrowneePointz: "Wall of Corpses is a brutal death metal song by the South African slam/deathcore band Vulvodynia, released on their 2016 album Psychosadistic Design”
Micalovits: white border planeswalkers look so wrong
Arnye1984: Bought some of those Kiss sleeves for my mono green Fblthp deck
Seventy111: I missed something indeed
BrowneePointz: Guess that goes in the “both” pile
GhostValv: D:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: More Opinions With Gram
devqn413: and briana david gilbert was tehre
Tai114: Ulmer sending that take back to the kitchen
MegaDosX: @Micalovits Serra tho
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Graham sheesh my keyboard lol
BrowneePointz: Briana David Gilbert
MWGNZ: red chandra take, not blue chandra take
maybe_games: he was at least jacetified
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Micalovits: as a little treat
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Kid_Amn: Oathbreaker? Cori hardly knows'er
SoylentDoener: finally monstrous rage as my commander
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Sorator13: that... is a wild storm card
Sorator13: !card planewalker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: Surely someone’s photoshopped Scott Stapp as Ezio to make an Assassin’s Creed joke right?
RockPusher:
devqn413: i photoshopped MatPat's faces on The Theorist, Jace Beleren earlier today
Seventy111: omg I just realized I watched the Reality Fracture draft live… how long can I claim Dad Brain?
RockPusher:
That's a hateful white border 
Juliamon: as long as you are dad
TjPshine: damn adam can just reach across the widesie of the table?! how large is this man
Micalovits: @TjPshine yes
Diabore: is that narset still a couple bucks
BrowneePointz: 6’4” and G is 6’3” @TjPshine
jwholla: spuzzems
Sorator13: @TjPshine remember that most of LRR are taller than average... and Adam is taller than them
Robot_Bones: Finally we can bring or Spuzzems to task
AugmentingPath: It makes choices!
jwholla: !card floral spuzzem
LRRbot: Floral Spuzzem [3G] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
r10pez10: remember when shuko was twenty dollars
00gogo00: the printed text
LRRbot: Floral Spuzzem [3G] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.
gualdhar: fun note, floral spuzzem was not reprinted!
loufghyslaufey: That Sublime doughs...
00gogo00: white bordered nadu
RockPusher: The spuzzem consults its scheming eunuchs
00gogo00: I believe
Desruprot: Well if they reprinted it, they would need to Errata it
r10pez10: goblin support???
BrowneePointz: Use those gloves to slice up some ham. Call that Pro-shuko
NotEvenDavid: don't think there's a nadu in here
loufghyslaufey: Yeah....!!
loufghyslaufey: Get if, Savidan!
NotEvenDavid: i'm very willing to be wrong but i'm pretty sure there's no nadu
loufghyslaufey: Get it!
Sorator13: !card shuko
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: very chilly
loufghyslaufey: A "Goblin King" is but a mere "Lord"!?
Natedogg2: There's no land like snow land
Micalovits: I actually like that
r10pez10: okay that looks great in white border
NotEvenDavid: the new version of white out is amazing
loufghyslaufey: What? Garfield...!?
Juliamon:
Dog_of_Myth:
Robot_Bones: but this is funnier
r10pez10: !addquote (James) [Now] Don't take this away from me! Wheeler's being nice!
LRRbot: New quote #9679: "Don't take this away from me! Wheeler's being nice!" —James [2026-10-02]
Micalovits: Are we back to Adam being the only blue player
loufghyslaufey: Well? Now what?
Robot_Bones: thus the laughter
Tai114: Tasha's Hideous Laughter -> Adam's Delightful Laughter
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I find her laughter quite pleasant, but I guess I'm just a Woman Respecter 
BrowneePointz: She’s getting a new adventure module AND video game btw
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BrowneePointz: Well, the module is about her daughter
Robot_Bones: darksoulsmoan.wav
Micalovits: but is it a greater watermelemental
Mr_Horrible: "Dario Argento's Tsabo's Web"
r10pez10: tsabo's dark web is this anything
loufghyslaufey: That's good, right?
Dog_of_Myth: Kami of False Hope. Love that little guy
BrowneePointz: Oh ye Hish, the enemies in the Control series
lamina5432: we also need masters sets and mysty boosty fills that a bit too
Kid_Amn: I'd rather the jokes weren't confined to something you have to go to a MagicCon or roll the Secret Lair dice on really
BrowneePointz: Speaking of I wonder if we get triomes back in Titanbreach
TabbyLavalamp: They need to attach a string to that roller skate.
Mr_Horrible: "Serrated Biskelion" sounds like something you get at 2am at a Gregg's when you're 5 hours away from the hangover of all time
Natedogg2: I miss the sword and shield for the power and toughness.
r10pez10: c entr ejus tified text my belov ed
niccus: combine the power level crime of ikoria and kamigawa lands with channel triomes
BrowneePointz: Channel triomes with non specific names would be hilarious
dpj2009:
Mystery 
Tai114: Karakas
loufghyslaufey: @niccus Right there with ya! Channel: [3] Draw a card. <(=w=)>
TabbyLavalamp:
Mr_Horrible: most creatures do that, Serge
loufghyslaufey: KONRAD!?
loufghyslaufey: Pls, oh pls...!!
tehfewl: pauper all star Tor Ex
ElektroTal: i'm glad magiccon chooses to use its budget making these sets. such a fantastic experience and a great bonus for going to the show
loufghyslaufey: Do it, Dew-witts...!!
Mr_Horrible: look out he's gonna gunk
Kid_Amn: That looks like way too many words on the playtest card, I agree
MegaDosX: That was either Thermo Alchemist or some gunk
loufghyslaufey: Konrad into Krabs...!!
loufghyslaufey: C'mon... C'mon....!!
loufghyslaufey: Heck Yeah!!
Sapphic_Shenanigans: It reminds me of Lord Vetinari from Discworld
loufghyslaufey: Pivot the dream!!!
Cutriss: Leonardo Leonardo from Clerks TAS
Tai114: He looks like someone from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
loufghyslaufey: Woah!
Tai114: Bolshack Dragon is a card from Duel Masters, hence the other weird rules text that's crossed out.
Micalovits: pack 3 pivot G!
tehfewl: im sad that leovold is banned, but i understand why it had to be done
loufghyslaufey: The Leovold Aura Farmin' before... that one.... The Hobbit's Elven King
WriterRaven flops into chat and shuffles all your boosters
BrowneePointz: So it looks like Arrogant Vampire is not a direct art reference to someone, but it IS from the era where some Magic artists would have their friends model for pieces
MegaDosX:
@WriterRaven You shuffled my commander away! 
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe they made a card of the famous Vanguard avatar
tehfewl: oh god dead ringers
MegaDosX: That reads kinda like mono-blue Volo
TheLadyMakai: need a bloomburrow reprint of that
MegaDosX: Only he draws cards rather than gets big
goombalax: MLP ass card
loufghyslaufey: But wait! What if...? ...Boosters have draft-ccentric/conspiracy cards just cuz?
Mr_Horrible: "I stand for every koala, tarsier, and foal in this town. And they stand for me."
r10pez10: damn adam
loufghyslaufey: Aw! Garth is so cool!
BrowneePointz: Oh I’ve been read for that before
tehfewl: read it for the class
loufghyslaufey: Too bad to draft though
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Holl-Up.
tehfewl: "that seems miserable" Takes it
Mr_Horrible: yes, good, let the stax flow through you
loufghyslaufey: !card Chittering Rats
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
Fruan: Don't kill who Donny Don't does.
MegaDosX: That sure is some templating
Natedogg2: A made a meme years about in the vein of "How to do a Balk" to explain Dead Ringers.
Mr_Horrible: this suddenly becomes judge's tower
Sorator13: They have to be the same color *unless* one or both are colorless
RegisTKM: And they definitely can't be regenerated
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not color identity, because that includes text box.
Mr_Horrible: "it's friday I ain't readin' allat"
r10pez10: settle?
Mr_Horrible: glamping prep
BrowneePointz: Is that a gosh dang Dauthi Horror!?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, oh! Agent?
flatluigi: !card naturalize 2
LRRbot: Naturalize 2 [1G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, emblem, or gameplay tracker.
Kid_Amn: Big Naturals Withering
Mr_Horrible: naturalize 2: this time it's perennial
loufghyslaufey: !card agenf of augmentation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
flatluigi: woober
loufghyslaufey: !card agent of augmentation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
flatluigi: hey it's ben's card
MegaDosX: Chartreuse
loufghyslaufey: Pfft. Forget it.
r10pez10: serge can you say boompile into the mic
SoylentDoener: wubrg asmr
goombalax: !card Wooburgh
RockPusher:
Mr_Horrible: Ben Ulmer: "I've abandoned my boy!"
BrowneePointz: Incremental harvest!
RockPusher: [Ben will remember this]
BrowneePointz: Err growth?
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loufghyslaufey: Will Graham draft it?
BrowneePointz: Good ole Garth
Sorator13: !card agent of acq
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft this card face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
Mr_Horrible:
so you're not as brave as Wafo-Tapa, is what you're telling us
Mr_Horrible: Daru Spiritualist, my goat
loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz Rounding laps in there?
MegaDosX: Porque no los dos
loufghyslaufey: Ah. It did.
raulghoulia: Serge, pivot
MWGNZ:
loufghyslaufey: Adam took- well, the only other cards were in white I suppose.
MegaDosX: Holy shit James
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah James
MegaDosX: Oh I just realised one of the matches is Ben vs Adam. I wonder who's going to be on table friend to wrangle those two
r10pez10: booster pack wrapper cleanup step
Sorator13:
@MegaDosX Wheeler for maximum noise boys, I would guess
RockPusher: Time to swap the drafting trapezoid for the square of battle
Strebenherz: @MegaDosX had to afk for irl, what'd james get/do?
r10pez10: marit lage
Juliamon: Intangible Virtue/Vibes
Strebenherz: oh damn
RatherLargeToad:
dheid1: Jigglypuff, seen from above
Spades_Slicc: dark depths
Strebenherz: OH the card quiz
Juliamon: Strebenherz he has both Intangibles
Strebenherz: ah gotcha, nice
MegaDosX: @Strebenherz Intangible Virtue, which gives all his tokens +1/+1 and vigilance, and Intangible Vibes, which turns all creatures into tokens
Sorator13: Intangible Virtue (your creature tokens get +1/+1 and vigilance) and Intangible Vibes (all creatures are token)s
Spades_Slicc: dang i know this one but not the name
Spades_Slicc: hope something healer?
MegaDosX: That man is having a very good day
Mr_Horrible: sun-blessed priest
Mr_Horrible: or somesuch
Spades_Slicc: mh3 card
Decaped: Tangible Virtue custom magic card
goombalax: "is this a dinosaur?"
Natedogg2: Elvish Spirit Guide
r10pez10: seedtime
DMGlol:
what if monkey was elf 
cmdrud87: why is it all the new art? give us that good 90s stuff
Sorator13: decent chance that this is pulling from mystery booster 2's art
Mr_Horrible: "The Episode With The Gorn"
Mr_Horrible: but actually probably like Armistice or something
Micalovits: I have no clue
JoelSays: truce
Natedogg2: Temporary Truce
DMGlol: oh this is rocket ship
Dog_of_Myth: That's a pokemon
Micalovits: that crop though
James_the_Dabbler: it’s Pikachu
MegaDosX: Vuzzle Spaceship
MegaDosX: Hey look I was right, aced it
r10pez10: this was pre-station right
MegaDosX: Yeah
r10pez10: zeta set?
MegaDosX: No this is from MB2
whole_halfling: Lol the slow reveal doesn't work well with the playtest cards since their card name is lower than usual
r10pez10: gee i wonder what the name is
flatluigi: vuzzle spaceship >:V
cmdrud87: "so, who's playing green?"
Alex_Frostfire: Look At Me, I'm the DCI
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft this card face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn this card face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
LRRbot: Black Vise [1] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose an opponent. / At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
pleonasticTautology: well uh
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Diabore: hmmmm, i dont know chat
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun maybe exclude playtest cards since the crops don't line up?
r10pez10: i mean it is funnier this way
gualdhar: wow, didn't expect that
pleonasticTautology: @r10pez10 sure but also i think about wheeler during a subathon going "NO PUT THE CARD BACK"
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Lazotep Atchway is fun
MegaDosX: #LetPaulSit
r10pez10: on his toes?
LRRbot: Marchesa's Surprise Party | Conspiracy — Secret Mission | • You've cast three or more spells this turn. / • An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn. / • There are nine or more cards in your graveyard. / Reward — Draw a card.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ayyy
MegaDosX:
RockPusher: The real question is who would have to wire the control room to give the cables slack to safely raise and lower the desk
gualdhar: if weight on the desk is a concern, you're not getting the right standing desk
r10pez10: this was pre-bounty minigames?
LoadingReadyRun: @RockPusher there are SO MANY wires
RayFK: (this is a joke) Magic + Surprise? Sounds like my week!
LRRbot: Puresight Merrow [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {W/U}, {Q}: Look at the top card of your library. You may exile that card.
LRRbot: Star Compass [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.
pleonasticTautology: the untap symbol is my favorite discord emoji to use because it scares people
gualdhar: @RayFK jessus fuck that's bleak
rogerivany: Old border, best border
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Actually came out after it, but may have been printed before it
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: @RayFK o o o f
DeM0nFiRe: Does summoning sickness preventing you from untapping to activate an ability if you manage to tap it somehow first?
r10pez10: uhh
MWGNZ:
@RayFK 
MegaDosX: Probably?
Natedogg2: @DeM0nFiRe Yes it does.
00gogo00: the untap symbol is affected by summoning sickness
DeM0nFiRe:
Natedogg2: "summoning sickness" prevents it from attacking or using abilities with the tap or untap symbol.
MegaDosX: Good the judge weighed in
00gogo00: for some reason
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
red_shoes_jeff:
pleonasticTautology: 302.6. A creature’s activated ability with the tap symbol or the untap symbol in its activation cost can’t be activated unless the creature has been under its controller’s control continuously since their most recent turn began. A creature can’t attack unless it has been under its controller’s control continuously since their most recent turn began. This rule is informally called the “summoning sickness” rule.
MegaDosX: And there's the rule citation
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: The pick and the faerie!
DeM0nFiRe: Neat, thanks for the answer
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX mtg wiki citing the specific crs is really useful
r10pez10: weren't untap abilities also sort of broken
MegaDosX: @pleonasticTautology Sure is
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Nah never, said Pili-pala, lying
LRRbot: Flesh-Eater Imp [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Imp [2/2] | Flying / Infect / Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Natedogg2: They set it up so untap abilities would not go "infinite" with tap abilities since there's always a mana requirement to activate an untap ability.
LoadingReadyRun:
AKA Normal Imp
Decaped: fairie-eater imp
johnnylongtorso: Vegetarian Imp
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX we have the specific citation for creatures leaving play due to state based effects from -x/-x effects in our personal magic notes document, because it came up during a game of commander once lmao
Cptasparagus: weird little guys . dec
MegaDosX: Flesh-Eater Imp feels like one of those card names Graham would call us by at the start of a Crack a Pack
pleonasticTautology: @pleonasticTautology (704.5f)
couchboyj: Some imps eat smelly weeds, or so I've heard
LRRbot: Mad Ratter [3R] | Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.
MegaDosX:
@pleonasticTautology I've got the citation for the "you can concede at any time" burned into my brain after calling it a lot on a Discord server to explain to people that your opponent doesn't owe you shit 
MegaDosX: (104.3a)
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX LMAO
Natedogg2: The table friend is going to have to make a token effort tonight.
Decaped: more creatures should be made of not flesh. more chitinous bug people pls.
johnnylongtorso: @Decaped bring back the Nantuko!
Sorator13: @Decaped Most(?) artifact creatures are made of not-flesh!
DMGlol: yeah its infect
MegaDosX: Sure doesn't
IbunWest: That star compass is now a Golgari Signet
WriterRaven: Apaulogise, if you will.
spimmmm: apaulogize
MegaDosX: #PaulIsAWizard
LRRbot: Fludge, Gunk Guardian [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Slug Ooze [5/5] | Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library.
rogerivany: Great minds think alike
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun thank you paul
NotCainNorAbel:
Diabore: gunky swamps
DMGlol: where are the gunk tokens wizards
MegaDosX: Can't do anything else with them
pleonasticTautology:
everyone 
loves it
Julian_Rogue: Everyone Gunks it
e_bloc: what do you have to ooze
Kejardon: doesn't gunk synergize with her rats
MegaDosX: They are right next to the zeppelin tokens
MegaDosX: And the banana tokens
tehfewl: time to commission some Gunk tokens
MegaDosX: @Kejardon Kind of, but it costs four mana to cycle them so that's super inefficient
Robot_Bones: Secret lair Gunk coming soon(TM)
Sorator13: @Kejardon I suppose 4 mana "make two 1/1s and draw a card" isn't terrible, but it's not /great/
Julian_Rogue: and now cori will have a char belcher
e_bloc: cascade into gunk
Alex_Frostfire: It would synergize with a lot of red's "discard a card to draw cards" types of things.
couchboyj: Gunking up libraries and the ground
LRRbot: Bolshack Dragon [5R] | Creature — Armored Dragon [6/6] | Double b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶e̶r̶ strike / While attacking, this creature gets +10̶0̶0̶ power for each f̶i̶r̶e̶ red card in your graveyard.
RayFK: Oh hell yeah one of the Duel Masters cards
DMGlol:
holy hell its bolshack dragon 
HadesLeprechaun: I seem to recall Ben's gunk commander deck was gross (positive) and absolutely bodied the other decks at the table, lol
RegisTKM: and weirdly does not have flying
johnnylongtorso: if you see a faded sign at the end of the road that says fifteen miles to the
frozenphoenix7: Hey, Duel Masters was in English once. I still have some of them somewhere, I think.
Dog_of_Myth:
IbunWest: Functionally useless wings
MegaDosX: Paul with the joke of the day
Julian_Rogue: @johnnylongtorso GUUUUUUNK SHACK
e_bloc: you forgot, it's still a hammer
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Jigokuro: interesting that 'armored' is a creature type.
Jigokuro: non-canonically.
Julian_Rogue: @Jigokuro Job title?
LRRbot: Silverglade Elemental [4G] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DeM0nFiRe: They have also done the crossovers the other direction, they put MTG cards in Duel Masters (japanese only though I think?)
Alex_Frostfire: Only in formats where Bolshack Dragon is legal.
DMGlol:
Chippy art 
MegaDosX: Solemn's older cousin
Strebenherz: ooooh silverglade elemental!
e_bloc: the bolshack is canonically a place where we can get together
LoadingReadyRun: didn't Ben play one of our silly commander games with a gunk deck?
MegaDosX: He did
raulghoulia: twice
Jigokuro: @LoadingReadyRun Yes?
TheLadyMakai: @LoadingReadyRun yeppers a while ago
Strebenherz: I was not expecting to know/recognize as many of these cards as I am. These are just oldies but goodies.
HadesLeprechaun: @LoadingReadyRun yes, it absolutely destroyed
TheLadyMakai: a EDSC i believe
e_bloc: armored dragon, rusted
raulghoulia: an fnpf and edsc
unquietmagpie: god i love flesh-eater imp
MegaDosX: It's both strike
Micalovits: The dron noteably does not fly
johnnylongtorso: wake up, sheeple!
LRRbot: Killer Whale [3UU] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | {U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
RegisTKM: it just makes sense
MegaDosX: Oh whale
NotCainNorAbel: don't worry about it
raulghoulia: Free Willy?
e_bloc: they're vestigle
IbunWest: That is some classic magic art
johnnylongtorso: aw yeah, "creature that exists" card
RatherLargeToad: Willy, no!
Sorator13: well, the whale jumps
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elder [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}{G}.
e_bloc: exodus sure was a time to print magic cards
HadesLeprechaun: Killer Whale, one of the 'just a real animal that exists' cards
Julian_Rogue: I know whales are attacking yaghts but if they start taking out private jets I'm voting for them
MegaDosX: Evasive maneuvers!
Robot_Bones: they gotta jump high to get around those sea cliffs
glitched_goddess: jump gives temporary fly so
Sapphic_Shenanigans: !card Jump
LRRbot: Jump [U] | Instant | Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice this Aura.
NotCainNorAbel: really? I would LOVE to get on a sea plane
RatherLargeToad:
oh sure, a Killer Whale is fine, but you put one pigeon in the game and everyone complains about New York 
e_bloc: that whale is just listening to r. kelly on repeat
RockPusher: Why would you not go on the sea plane? Sea plane is cool!
Juliamon: You'd think ACNH would have made seaplanes more popular
MegaDosX: Flying blue creature with Curious Obsession? What is this, Standard from 2020?
IbunWest: Love Curious Obsession
r10pez10: i'm a simple whale, i sea plane, i eat it
accountmadeforants: Curious Obsession continues to be a fantastic card
MegaDosX: And earlier
MegaDosX: !card sling gang lieutenant
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: There it is
e_bloc: who hasn't cast curious obsession post-combat and immediatelly been punished
Julian_Rogue: @accountmadeforants I lvoe it in my Vnwxt commander flying men deck
MegaDosX: Oh right rats
accountmadeforants: Love the design space of making blue players attack
MegaDosX: Ms Popinoff over here
LRRbot: Reaping the Graves [2B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Storm
nyc_mtg: pauper all star reaping the graves pog
e_bloc: heh I was just about to call it a pauper all-star
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Julian_Rogue: hey now you'rea paup star
e_bloc: get your commons
accountmadeforants: @Julian_Rogue Oh that's a very fun commander choice
nyc_mtg: only sees play in Cycle Storm Combo
LRRbot: Changeling Berserker [3R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [5/3] | Changeling / Haste / Champion a creature
Julian_Rogue: @accountmadeforants Friends complained I didn't have any 2 or 1 backet decks so I decided to try and make flying men work in commander. its not a terrible deck. its not good lmao.
e_bloc: was it Ben who played it in pauper?
LoadingReadyRun: Where does the healing come from in Sling-Gang Lieutenant? Why does throwing a goblin at someone heal you?
MegaDosX: Everybody in the pool
Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun moral improvment?
johnnylongtorso: @LoadingReadyRun it's just really satisfying
Juliamon: "Throwing a guy would heal me"
accountmadeforants:
@Julian_Rogue Hence fun choice 
MegaDosX: Flying, still one of the best keywords
LRRbot: Predator's Howl [3G] | Instant | Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.
IbunWest: Do these wolves fly by any chance
e_bloc: it vexes me that there is a seige gang lietenant and a sling gang lieutenant
accountmadeforants: There are THREE wolves inside you?
Julian_Rogue: from conspiracy too like G's conspiracy
Micalovits: Inside of that goblin was 3 wolves
RatherLargeToad: awoo
A_Dub888: Good day friends, how mysty have been the boosties?
Decaped: just need that craterhoof
tehfewl: Three Wolves? in this Economy?
LRRbot: Earthshaker Giant [4GG] | Creature — Giant Druid [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
MegaDosX: What is this card
Jigokuro: I feel like Cori's high energy AWOO is a useful sound bite...
Jigokuro: It was _forceful_
MegaDosX: I think you've got her
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MegaDosX: So she takes 35.
IbunWest: well
cachorubione: thats coooold
Julian_Rogue: block is for mathers
MegaDosX: That is an uno reverse, holy shit
TheLadyMakai: gg
Julian_Rogue: Don't fgorget to de-gunk cori's deck
Strebenherz: anyone else's eyes pop when graham casually said "it's 42 trample damage"
raulghoulia: doesnt even have haste. unplayable
tehfewl: hoof there it is
r10pez10: it was graham who had the combat trick
MegaDosX: Yeah it was very much hoof at home
MegaDosX: Yes
glitched_goddess: thank god, I hate when you go to draft and suddenly there’s a my little pony card in the pack
MegaDosX: Improbable Alliance
tehfewl: Reminder Chat: Don't forget to degunk your decks every once in a while
accountmadeforants: Gunks out for deck
Julian_Rogue: hoof at home. is still hoof
e_bloc: bad overrun still very good
Larkonus: "Oh no, my Hoof only left my opponent dead instead of super dead!"
tehfewl: i'm waiting for Atlanta to buy so many of the Dragonshield Mox Sleeves
e_bloc: giving creatures trample at least mercifully makes the math easy
Seventy111: @Julian_Rogue to be fair probably better in the average draft deck than hoof since it’s actually castable!
accountmadeforants: @Larkonus You can immediately recognize why Overrun on a stick is so much worse than Hoof. Graham had to actually do basic math
r10pez10: are the sleeves and playmat also made of glass
e_bloc: as long as you have a huge pump and trample its fairly elementary
LesVox: Ooh heading home at 2:30 am means I get to catch FNPF live, woop!
A_Dub888: can they be made of glass?
Julian_Rogue: I'd love a glass playmat. could only roll it up once
SteelCityMTG: MB2 is so good y'all I hope you're having a blast. 💖
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Just check the website, looks like just the sleeves and playmat are on sale. Coaster is something they just sent you it looks like.
Robot_Bones: what do they do with the rest of the shirt after they sell the sleeves?
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elder [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}{G}.
WriterRaven: @Robot_Bones Re-sleeve it and make more sleeves.
LesVox: Who's playing tonight?
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LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Julian_Rogue: James can you put the glass disk thing on camera now?
MegaDosX: Frost Lynx that flies
Robot_Bones: @WriterRaven I see very sustainable
Julian_Rogue:
Thank you 
accountmadeforants: @Julian_Rogue Glass that's flexible enough to roll into a tube does exist, but then you'd risk turning it into sub-millimeter thin shrapnel
Cptasparagus: I have official Serge Yager coasters
LRRbot: Scurry Oak [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
SteelCityMTG: @pleonastictautology thank you 💖
raulghoulia: the coaster is like an arena pet
MegaDosX: Oh boy it's the combo bait tree
pleonasticTautology: @SteelCityMTG no problem!
Micalovits: It goes infinite with a ham sandwich
Julian_Rogue: @accountmadeforants ye. I have owned 3 foldable phones. but I also wouldn't want one that thin lmao
LRRbot: Tide Skimmer [3U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Scurry Oak goes infinite with the new WR Mabel, because it didn't have enough infinite loops yet
e_bloc: scurry oak's text is just begging for you to go infinite
Julian_Rogue: Scurry oak combos with a ham sandwitch lmao
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e_bloc: itd be faster to name the cards it doesnt combo with
LRRbot: Circuit Mender [3] | Artifact Creature — Insect [2/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
accountmadeforants:
@Julian_Rogue As another folding phone-haver, it's a good indication of how fragile the flexible glass is that they decided to protect it with multiple layers of plastic of all things
Seventy111: Ham Sandwich of course being an artifact that puts a counter on target creature whenever you crate a squirrel token
e_bloc: I liked it better when it was a fox
LRRbot: Tower Above [{2/G}{2/G}{2/G}] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample, wither, and "When this creature attacks, target creature blocks it this turn if able."
Julian_Rogue: @accountmadeforants yea of the 3. none of them the folding screen broke. first one the OS was dying and the USB C port died, second one the battery started to pillow.
IbunWest: That is a lot of things on one trick
Dog_of_Myth: What is it G?
MegaDosX:
Tai114: we do not speak it's name
Natedogg2: Good ol' two-brid mana. Nothing beats two-brid mana.
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Micalovits: Cori should only have taken 3 right? 3 toughenss on the bird
r10pez10: is that that cycle
LRRbot: Changeling Berserker [3R] | Creature — Shapeshifter [5/3] | Changeling / Haste / Champion a creature
Julian_Rogue: @Tai114 Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?
accountmadeforants: @Julian_Rogue I technically had 3, but two of those were the Z Fold 2 twice (the first one I had, did have the screen break, but had weird grinding noises from the start and only took a week to break, their replacement lasted until I got my current Fold 7)
e_bloc: its been real and its been good, but it hasnt been real good
r10pez10: graham that's *cheating*
Decaped: graham inventing negamemes
accountmadeforants: Six... six plus one
e_bloc: 6, 7, whats the difference
LRRbot: Tome Raider [2U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card.
MegaDosX: @e_bloc 1
LRRbot: Predator's Howl [3G] | Instant | Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.
Tai114: mmmm
Strebenherz:
Julian_Rogue: No one expects the surprise wolves
e_bloc: @MegaDosX match checks out
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The three wolves are on the battlefield, not inside anyone.
LRRbot: Poison-Tip Archer [2BG] | Creature — Elf Archer [2/3] | Reach / Deathtouch / Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
MegaDosX: I remember this guy
pleonasticTautology: LOVE poison tip archer
e_bloc: just the tip
TheShatzMan: oooo we paper fighting?
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Decaped: Lord of the Rings at home
definenull: GRAHAM STARK
Micalovits: Damn, G of by 1 for lethal with sling and archer
RockPusher:
HadesLeprechaun: If you give a man a hand, he'll eat for a day
Tai114: Well depending what "here" is, yes, it is in the deck
Seventy111: hand is too far but 3 wolves was fine?
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MegaDosX:
I was wondering the same thing 
LRRbot: Erratic Portal [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
e_bloc: evacuation?
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
Julian_Rogue: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Strebenherz:
wow, forgot about her party?
Juliamon: Oh she knows
Juliamon: You know she knows
Cptasparagus: aether eyes aetherize aether ize
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
LRRbot: Sling-Gang Lieutenant [3B] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Sacrifice a Goblin: Target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: WOW
LRRbot: Desertion [3UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If an artifact or creature spell is countered this way, put that card onto the battlefield under your control instead of into its owner's graveyard.
MegaDosX: DESERTION?!?
Strebenherz: OH DANG
Strebenherz: Yoink
plundypops:
raulghoulia: isnt she an assassin? wouldn't want to get on her bad side
niccus: marchesa, tragic host
ElektroTal: edh blast from the past
Seventy111: OH NO
Micalovits: DAmn, the turn around
e_bloc: what was that, visions?
A_Dub888: Upside: She probably doesn't have aetherize
TheShatzMan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MegaDosX: I think Graham might have her
Dr_fragenstien: same james
accountmadeforants: I just spent almost a minute questioning my memory seeing Erratic Portal in the Future Sight frame
e_bloc: event horizon UB with erratic portal when?
accountmadeforants: You can almost hear the "for now"
MegaDosX: Remember one wolf doesn't untap next turn Graham
r10pez10: lightning bol,t
LRRbot: Killer Whale [3UU] | Creature — Whale [3/5] | {U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
TheShatzMan: dope whale lol
e_bloc: controller?
LRRbot: Glade of the Pump Spells [2G] | Land | When Glade of the Pump Spells enters the battlefield, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. / {T}: Add {G}{G}.
e_bloc: oh nm I forgot cori stole it
MegaDosX: What.
TheShatzMan: CASTABLE LANDS WHEN GAVIN?!
MegaDosX: Both decks did cool things
Tai114: @TheShatzMan MDFC lands
Bruceski: remember to get your cards back
Julian_Rogue: @TheShatzMan Lands with flashback
Seventy111: lands with storm
Micalovits: More lands with infect
TheShatzMan: no not like that...the cool way lol
jhmv: oh god the avengers ad
e_bloc: lands with banding plz
TheShatzMan: Did they end up actually doing forts? (equipment for lands)
e_bloc: theres 1 card in fallout
accountmadeforants:
@TheShatzMan I feel like they could make it work with some "if you cast this" qualifier for abilities, but that might be reading too far into it
e_bloc: !card c.a.m.p.
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TheShatzMan: @accountmadeforants Give lands arcane and allow spells to be spliced uncounterablely into play...or something lol
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Or wait, strictly for shenanigans: A land with a mana cost and storm.
niccus: to play gunk in competitive REL, you have to bring a lot of sleeves and request to resleeve your opponent's entire deck when it comes up
TheShatzMan: @e_bloc Yesssss
e_bloc: alternately, when you get gunk unsleeve
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raulghoulia: !card darksteel garrison
LRRbot: Darksteel Garrison [2] | Artifact — Fortification | Fortified land has indestructible. / Whenever fortified land becomes tapped, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Fortify {3}
e_bloc: those are the only two fortify cards at time of tapking
accountmadeforants: @TheShatzMan When you splice onto a land the spell becomes an enclave
SteelCityMTG: OH HELLO
MWGNZ:
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
definenull:
loufghyslaufey: Pardon!?
MrSarkhan:
ghyllnox:
TheShatzMan: @accountmadeforants Wizards needs to pay us money
SteelCityMTG: Play your wizard rectangles... LIKE AN ADULT
e_bloc: yesterday I found out Nexus of Becoming is not a combo with Hexplate Wallbreaker
loufghyslaufey: "HELLO"? Adam said greatest "disappointment". Not "embarrasment"!!
r10pez10: he didn't say friends
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, James
ghyllnox: lmao
TheShatzMan: lol that wasn't fun
e_bloc:
Seventy111: getting cancer to aurafarm
loufghyslaufey: You kjnd of did set the bar pretty low, Adam.
loufghyslaufey: Ngl
e_bloc: living is fun
loufghyslaufey: *kind of
e_bloc: also Adam could have cured it at any point
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Orzhov Enforcer [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/2] | Deathtouch / Afterlife 1
ArtDecoSunburn: This is round 1 of 4?
ghyllnox: Graham: "Well now that I have cancer, you know what would be hilarious"
Cutriss: “Why would you raise your blood pressure on purpose?” “So I can lower it…”
Dr_fragenstien: nelly too used to 2026 magic
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
definenull: Canlander?
e_bloc: round 2, overlay is not updated yet
ArtDecoSunburn: Ahh.
loufghyslaufey: Ha! So in character of James...!
ShaneLeeAtk:
Strebenherz: "Damage"
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Diabore: lets go idiot bird
Strebenherz: oh it's that one bird I hate with a passion
johnnylongtorso: what is this, a canlander draft?
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc And a compliment to Paul and whoever does the overlays. They are invariably cleanly designed and informative.
Seventy111: when’s the last time HE beat cancer
Cptasparagus: he said the thing!
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn imo Paul doesnt get enough props for putting together some sick overlays
e_bloc: like the my little pony overlay
flyman347: not the swamps though
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
MegaDosX: Wow, rude
ghizmou: it s the worst
RegisTKM: the black timewalk
definenull: So annoying
e_bloc: love this card, it so miserable
MegaDosX: "Get his ass, honey" - Nelson's wife, probably
e_bloc: ask for help
e_bloc: yes but did you give him love
solarsheeptoken: high EQ Nelson
LRRbot: Prizefight [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / Create a Treasure token.
Micalovits: "would you kindly..."
e_bloc: Adam's got his own contingency a la batman's babel
LRRbot: Summon Undead [4B] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
PaperDoopliss: Nelson this is not very James-Crushing Behaviour
Veshnikard: James does get a treasure
e_bloc: nelly has successfully described literally every spell
LRRbot: Phyrexian Missionary [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [2/3] | Kicker {1}{B} / Lifelink / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Sky Crier [1W] | Creature — Bird Citizen [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / {3}{W}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
unquietmagpie: to the battlefield no?
IbunWest: Summon Undead is to the battlefield
flatluigi: it's to the battlefield
r10pez10: i guess it is five mana
Dog_of_Myth:
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
localspacehorse: yeah to the battlefield
MrPipboy3000: Phyrexian Missionary is how we got Alien vs Predator ...
LRRbot: Seeker of Skybreak [1G] | Creature — Elf [2/1] | {T}: Untap target creature.
e_bloc: all will be bone
Veshnikard: Missionary goes to the battlefield
e_bloc: he's going to side in reverse cowgirl
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun that creature's to the battlefield
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
definenull: "that one"
e_bloc: !card indicate
LRRbot: Indicate [0] | Sorcery | Target permanent.
LRRbot: Dauntless Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | As this creature enters, choose another creature you control. / Sacrifice this creature: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
Strebenherz: Oh okay i was afraid nobody was clipping that one xD
WriterRaven: @e_bloc "that one"
EvilBadman: Just on time bodyguard
e_bloc: @WriterRaven its a good one
flatluigi: we should probably fix the missionary before nelson tries to bring something back from the yard
e_bloc: you know if one with nothing is so bad, why didnt they make two with nothing
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
PaperDoopliss: Quick, sac bodyguard in response for no value
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
LRRbot: Moan of the Unhallowed [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
e_bloc: missionary, moan, we're armada wurm away from the cycle
Dog_of_Myth:
Dr_fragenstien: !card phyrexian missionary
LRRbot: Phyrexian Missionary [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [2/3] | Kicker {1}{B} / Lifelink / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
loufghyslaufey: Yeah. I mean, they weren't cheap to bake either, "Nelson"...!
flatluigi: !card summon undead
LRRbot: Summon Undead [4B] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Exile [2W] | Instant | Exile target nonwhite attacking creature. You gain life equal to its toughness.
accountmadeforants: Actual Factual Exile
Natedogg2: He has Settle the Wreckage mana up.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Missionary [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [2/3] | Kicker {1}{B} / Lifelink / When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Dr_fragenstien:
going to cheat step 
definenull: Ayo
flatluigi: cheat step
LRRbot: Throatseeker [2B] | Creature — Vampire Ninja [3/2] | Unblocked attacking Ninjas you control have lifelink.
loufghyslaufey: Wow.
accountmadeforants:
Damn, textless Settle The Wreckage? 
loufghyslaufey: Cruel.
EvilBadman: Shouldn't Nelson's missionary hit the battlefield from the sorcery?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: mean
localspacehorse: big ole cheat step
flatluigi: so for the record summon undead puts the card on the battlefield
loufghyslaufey: Who?
Diabore: says what?
couchboyj: Scoops, scoops hagendaz
Cptasparagus: it
loufghyslaufey: Saying what?
Sorator13: it?
LRRbot: Summon Undead [4B] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
raulghoulia: game loss
flatluigi: ye
Dr_fragenstien: it probably didn't make any difference
RegisTKM: match loss nelso HAS to go home sadly
couchboyj: Misty Boosty edition Twosty?
IbunWest:
Win via technicality 
Natedogg2: Please do not cheat. Play on.
Diabore: rip grandma
Dog_of_Myth:
Veshnikard: rules are rules grandma
loufghyslaufey: James takes those, probably
glitched_goddess: JUDGE, GAM GAM IS CHEATING
localspacehorse: "Where is my tarmogoyf... I must have misplaced it.."
lochnessseammonster:
damn i'm playing a ghost
flyman347: rip my gran-gran she got hit by a bojuka
definenull: Grandma new what she was doing
dolphgrim: "Grammar are no joke" James Turner 2026
r10pez10: cribbage is brutal
CypherRaze: Paul would play cribbage.
Cptasparagus: the only time my Grandma ever said anything mean to me was over a game of Euchre
Dromos_GHG: thats why Gran Gran is ban banned
definenull: *knew
loufghyslaufey: @flyman347 You mean the "ban-hammer"?
loufghyslaufey: !card gran-gran
LRRbot: Gran-Gran [U] | Legendary Creature — Human Peasant Ally [1/2] | Whenever Gran-Gran becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card. / Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast as long as there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard.
localspacehorse: I think we gotta get James trained in shuffling by like a professional card dealer, break this curse.
tehfewl: the fro-gurt is also cursed
accountmadeforants: Gribbage and Mahjong is where grandparents show their true fangs
accountmadeforants: *Cribbage how did that G get in there
r10pez10: props
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Dr_fragenstien: you know what he might be on to something. Don't play bad cards to make your good cards better or something
LRRbot: Stromgald Crusader [BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/1] | Protection from white / {B}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / {B}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
loufghyslaufey: Nelson: "Oof!"
RegisTKM: game 3?
LRRbot: Thraben Watcher [2WW] | Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Other nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
johnnylongtorso: Musical guest Stromgald Crusader!
itsr67: howdy
r10pez10: he got all three???
Sorator13: wait, but that's antisynergistic...
definenull: Wait that card's just good
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: oh is that money?
johnnylongtorso: what the fuck
r10pez10: lmao
LRRbot: Stupor [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards a card at random, then discards a card.
loufghyslaufey:
e_bloc: love watcher - tangible virtue
definenull: WHAT
LRRbot: Soul of Theros [4WW] | Creature — Avatar [6/6] | Vigilance / {4}{W}{W}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain first strike and lifelink until end of turn. / {4}{W}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
glitched_goddess: I played stupor in 8 rack back in the day lol
Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore about $35
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHA
definenull: Ah keyword typal
localspacehorse: guy that floods on lands wanting to play spell more at 11pm
r10pez10: i would trust adam to put up my blinds
LRRbot: Kor Cartographer [3W] | Creature — Kor Scout [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
loufghyslaufey: The Student is teaching The Master, this instance?
r10pez10: non-basic too
localspacehorse: set symbol is Duel Deck: Venser vs Koth iirc
e_bloc: white's been getting a lot of these in commander
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
e_bloc: !card claim jumper
LRRbot: Claim Jumper [2W] | Creature — Rabbit Mercenary [3/3] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Natedogg2: White usually has "catchup ramp", where you only put it into play if the opponent has more lands than you.
r10pez10: are these elves ever going to tap for mana
LRRbot: Hydra's Growth [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on enchanted creature.
e_bloc: must have subtype plains
LRRbot: Stromgald Crusader [BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/1] | Protection from white / {B}: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / {B}{B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
00gogo00: it's kinda fucked up that urza's saga exists
LRRbot: Pitiless Plunderer [3B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/4] | Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token.
e_bloc: how better to pay homage to urza's block to make something way too good
LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Sky Crier [1W] | Creature — Bird Citizen [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / {3}{W}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
LRRbot: Griffin Guide [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. / When enchanted creature dies, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
johnnylongtorso: Bird Citizen, native of Turkey
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
LRRbot: Forsaken Crossroads | Land | Forsaken Crossroads enters the battlefield tapped. / As Forsaken Crossroads enters the battlefield, choose a color. / When Forsaken Crossroads enters the battlefield, scry 1. If you weren't the starting player, you may untap Forsaken Crossroads instead. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
loufghyslaufey:
Its is the MASH 
It is the Flying- oop! Vindicated. Nvm.
LRRbot: Intangible Vibes [1W] | Enchantment | All creatures are tokens.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. That's... even worse.... than EXILE?
loufghyslaufey: Chat, read the card...!
Caryotip: lifelink?
definenull: Will the vibes exile instead?
loufghyslaufey: @definenull Nu-uh! This reads off as UNHingedly Worse!
Armoric: Does Intangible Vibes essentially mean if a creature dies, it's theen exiled from the yard?
johnnylongtorso: Griffocchio
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Armoric: Or if it gets bounced to hand, it's somehow exiled from your hand then?
PaperDoopliss: I presume Intangible Vibes would put it into the Super-Duper Exile For Real Zone
r10pez10: no, tokens stop existing which is a different thing
Robot_Bones: yes, and creatures with +1/+1 counters get +1/+1
r10pez10: they go to the zone they're meant to and then disappear
flatluigi: adam making new innovations in table unfriending
LRRbot: Rumor Gatherer [1WW] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/1] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.
r10pez10: i ain't no snitch
loufghyslaufey: Well, Nelson is a Judge. Hey, Nelson. What do you make of the "Vibes" ruling(s)?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Rumor Gatherer is fun
Desdae: Isnt the Gatherer removed as it's a token?
Caryotip: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan except against pingers ^^
LRRbot: Summon Undead [4B] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Caryotip trueee
LRRbot: Angel of Vitality [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying / If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. / This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you have 25 or more life.
LRRbot: Gloomfang Mauler [5BB] | Creature — Nightmare [5/5] | Swampcycling {2} / Backup 2 / Menace
LRRbot: Baloth Woodcrasher [4GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Bloodthirsty Aerialist [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
gsyhiap:
r10pez10: get him, slugger
LRRbot: Aven Liberator [2WW] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/3] | Flying / Morph {3}{W} / When this creature is turned face up, target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
r10pez10: good(?) tablefriending?
gsyhiap: Now you're gonna have to live with that for the rest of your life, Nelson.
loufghyslaufey: So eh, yeah. How the "vibes" ruling, Nelson?
e_bloc: tbf it is his first draft
Strebenherz: uh oh, boosties?
loufghyslaufey: !card Intangible vibes
LRRbot: Intangible Vibes [1W] | Enchantment | All creatures are tokens.
Diabore: oki oki is cancelled
definenull: In game right?
Cptasparagus: moist boist toist
e_bloc: and they never saw Nelson again
e_bloc: token cheesy loveable dad
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loufghyslaufey: Imagine Minecraft Creepers as tokens? Pffft! So on theme...
InfiniTokens: @loufghyslaufey Perfect!
MegaDosX: Grah
omegamarkel: aaaaaah the sweatshirts are off center. Serge needs to switch places with Adam
ArtDecoSunburn: What are the matching burgundy shirts?
lochnessseammonster:
johnnylongtorso: Tolarian Community College
lochnessseammonster: hey now
omegamarkel: or sweater swap
loufghyslaufey: Sweater twins? To what owe'd ocassion, Serge or Ben?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hell yeah!
MegaDosX: Oh no
ArtDecoSunburn: Ahh. I thought it might be Miskatonic, which I think is in the same conference.
e_bloc: kegel subscription
Strebenherz: oh no serge
Veshnikard: it's important for everyone
e_bloc: thats what I heard
Dog_of_Myth:
MsMarkarth: Oh Surge
e_bloc: its good for your prostate
loufghyslaufey: Nope.
Mai_Andra: picture-in-picture was a banger forgotten technology
r10pez10: i don't come here to learn
NorthArc: The Lets Nope off
LRRbot: Ruin Crab [U] | Creature — Crab [0/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i've watched like 4 hockey games on my 2nd monitor while grinding in arena
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: GET GRABBED
WriterRaven: Time for crab!
Veshnikard: we got a clock
tehfewl: Crab! Crab Crab!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: CRABBED
e_bloc: Adam my MAN
hidingbox: the crab begins
accountmadeforants:
loufghyslaufey: (evil cackling)
LRRbot: Dauthi Horror [1B] | Creature — Dauthi Horror [2/1] | Shadow / This creature can't be blocked by white creatures.
loufghyslaufey: (More EviL Cackling)
LRRbot: Daring Saboteur [1U] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | {2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LRRbot: Morbid Opportunist [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
accountmadeforants: Mandatory 1 cent rare
devoidmelody: to be fair it was an Ixalan rare
LRRbot: Code of Constraint [2U] | Instant | Target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. / Draw a card. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
devoidmelody: power level wasn't exactly high
flatluigi: remagine the gathering
WriterRaven: remagine parnets
Natedogg2: Reading is for blockers.
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Adam, yes
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
the disrespect
RavagerMaths: get crab'd, idiot -- adam, probably.
loufghyslaufey: @RavagerMaths Lmao, crab
MrPipboy3000: Citizen SNIPSSS!!!!
tehfewl: do it anyways
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
rosesmcgee: @MrPipboy3000 Quality reference
LRRbot: Symbol of Unsummoning [2U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
MWGNZ:
loufghyslaufey: Aw, that'd be so Good with Adam's pool too...!
CypherRaze: he milked someone one time
Veshnikard: discard lightning bolt
CypherRaze: And no, that wasn't a typo on my end.
accountmadeforants:
@devoidmelody Even by Ixalan standards it was pretty dire. There were *some* standards - Vraska's Contempt was a chase card! 
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Morbid Opportunity.
Strebenherz:
That crab got value on ben's sanity AND deck
Natedogg2: The cost is 1B.
tehfewl: pauper all-star Cast Down
Mustang_Redcloak: Objection! That crab was a legend in our minds
LRRbot: Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Creatures you control with power or toughness 1 or less can't be blocked.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: drawing a card is basically mill 1
Seventy111: untap, unearth, Ben leaves
e_bloc: you can only beat back the carcinization for so long
Veshnikard: so that;s why it was a rare
LRRbot: Subgoyf [1U] | Artifact Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
pleonasticTautology: no
Dr_fragenstien: no
pleonasticTautology: only the creature part
Natedogg2: Does not count adventure.
MegaDosX: Pretty sure it's just the creature
Dog_of_Myth: Just creature
TheLadyMakai: nope
loufghyslaufey:
Natedogg2: Adventure doesn't exist in the graveyard.
r10pez10: it'd be just the card itself
MrPipboy3000: Only a creature in other zone
e_bloc: anywhere but hand only main card exists
LRRbot: Witness Protection [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.
tehfewl: Legitimate Businessperson
MrPipboy3000: Its a legitimate business person
pleonasticTautology: nuthin?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Legitimate Business Opportunist.
tehfewl: flame rift, hidestugu
LRRbot: Yawgmoth's Day Planner [3B] | Artifact | {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {B}{B}. / You may cast spells from your graveyard. Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way. / If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
loufghyslaufey: "Smile & Wave", Opportunist. Just "Smile & Wave..."
flatluigi: so he could tap it for 2 and then cast down
accountmadeforants:
Subgoyf doesn't have Islandwalk and Islandhome? What's modern card design come to?
flatluigi: what's the adventure cost on that creature in ben's yard
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
flatluigi: countered pretty well by the day planner
Natedogg2: Well, at least Ben's creatures don't die anymore.
Dr_fragenstien:
yawgmoth's day planner counters Konrad
LRRbot: Witness Protection [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson.
e_bloc: is yawgmoth a trigger or a replacement
flatluigi: instead means replacement, e_bloc
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: @flatluigi yup yup, sorry I just didnt know the wording
LRRbot: Acquisition Octopus [2U] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Octopus [2/2] | Whenever this creature or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Reconfigure {2}
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: equipment too
Mustang_Redcloak: subgoyf gets bigger
accountmadeforants: This is one hell of a matchup
definenull: Oh no?
MWGNZ: the day planner has been translated, it's just the numbers from the column headers
LRRbot: Bubbling Muck [B] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps a Swamp for mana, that player adds an additional {B}.
Mustang_Redcloak: Oh no...
tehfewl: i saw dead ringers
e_bloc:
tehfewl: or maybe i didn't
flatluigi: he has 11 mana
accountmadeforants: Also crucial "Only mana produced by abilities that caused you to lose life may be spent to cast spells this way."
flatluigi: cast spells from the yard, but the mana from the planna can be used on anything else as well
Mustang_Redcloak: On the bright side, at least it's just Bubbling Muck and not Rain of Filth
accountmadeforants: @flatluigi Yeah I wasn't sure what route he was going
LRRbot: Firecat Blitz [XRR] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 red Elemental Cat creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. / Flashback—{R}{R}, Sacrifice X Mountains.
r10pez10: damn
accountmadeforants:
LRRbot: Culling the Weak [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.
definenull: Exactsies!
MsMarkarth: We both gonna do something cool. I make a million 1/1s and you die
r10pez10: firecat blitz line is cool
r10pez10: and it worked! so
breakersnap: pretty cool
InfiniTokens: Math? In MY Magic??
e_bloc: either is fine, probably go for the four play just to be safe
definenull: I love jumpscare finishers
InfiniTokens: @MsMarkarth A million? Chump change. Try trillions.
MegaDosX: Then they find Mindcrank
r10pez10: topical references
accountmadeforants:
r10pez10: is serge ok
MWGNZ:
hidingbox: May as well completely lean into the bit
Cutriss: Snerge After Dark
jwholla: i dont know what is going on but i hope it continues
MegaDosX: If you're going to send, then full send
breakersnap: nice millenial reference
pleonasticTautology: adam cutting to "get a load of this guy" cam
accountmadeforants: @r10pez10 Serge is better than OK
r10pez10: i thought you said voxy lady
MrPipboy3000: Not enough fedora for "Mill Lady"
loufghyslaufey: Serge, everyone
MegaDosX: Mull to 0 let's go
r10pez10: new button
InfiniTokens: Top deck only, play with hands exposed
loufghyslaufey: The "Moonshadow Serenader"...
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: imagine playing off the top and Adam starts with the crab
jwholla: those sleeves are great
LRRbot: Witching Well [U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
Dog_of_Myth: !store
LRRbot:
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MegaDosX: Throne of Eldraine flashbacks
flatluigi: gotta top for crab
e_bloc: bottom bottom goated
Chartle: 2 crfabs
Chartle: -f
jwholla: Ben's sleeves look just like the magic back. incredible realism
LRRbot: Silver Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
LRRbot: Oneirophage [3U] | Creature — Squid Illusion [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MegaDosX: Isn't that four mana?
Diabore: costs 4?
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
definenull: inb4 miracle
hidingbox: yep it does cost 4, need to rewind that
r10pez10: can we go back to mulligans
MegaDosX: It's a shrug fix
LRRbot: Mistblade Shinobi [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [1/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.
e_bloc: can we go back to draft
Chartle: would've been really funny to play the oneirophage again
LRRbot: Chainer, Nightmare Adept [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/2] | Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
MegaDosX: Love this card
accountmadeforants: That's a Modern Horizons rare
e_bloc: this card slaps
NeoKevlar: I have him as a commander. He's so good
LRRbot: Oneirophage [3U] | Creature — Squid Illusion [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
e_bloc: his nightmare just keeps recurring
LRRbot: Liliana's Other Contract [4B] (back: Liliana's Undead Minion) | Enchantment | When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life. / If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
MegaDosX: Oh fascinating
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh neat
Strebenherz: Her buseating grin, I love it
flatluigi: liliana raises you from the dead as her minion
hidingbox: seems fair
freshmaker__: My favourite fun fact about that Chainer card is that it gets haste when you play it from the command zone
r10pez10: chat would you sign a contract written by liliana
e_bloc: I'm not saying no to liliana
TheLadyMakai: heck no
WriterRaven: @r10pez10 Absolutely not.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: probably not?
MegaDosX: @freshmaker__ Yeah that bit in his rules text has some fun applications
e_bloc: form of the dinosaur
accountmadeforants: @r10pez10 I'd maybe ask Davriel to check it over first
LRRbot: Morbid Opportunist [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Desruprot: this oil, probably nothing
MrPipboy3000: Can't be worse than a mortgage ...
Chartle: ah, morbius opps
MegaDosX: OOOOOH
LRRbot: Rotting Regisaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Dinosaur [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
MegaDosX: DINO TIME
MsMarkarth: @MrPipboy3000 oof
flatluigi: opportunist trigger
flatluigi: there we go thank you for the bloop serge
LRRbot: Chemister's Insight [3U] | Instant | Draw two cards. / Jump-start
MegaDosX: Love a good Chemister's Insight
Armoric: Adam can probably just attack, actually, since he's kinda dead to removal, and puts Ben dead next turn if he attacks this turn right?
LRRbot: Severed Strands [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Armoric: Nvm Adam's just dead actually.
MegaDosX: Ben has himself an engine
LRRbot: Chittering Rats [1BB] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.
pleonasticTautology: wait isn't this game 2
LRRbot: Code of Constraint [2U] | Instant | Target creature gets −4/−0 until end of turn. / Draw a card. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
LRRbot: Referee Squad [2U] | Creature — Homunculus [2/2] | Convoke / Vigilance / When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.
Mai_Andra:
Yes, Ben should have a muffin. 
hidingbox: @pleonasticTautology indeed, ben is up
electra310: I believe Ben is owed one happy muffin, yes
MegaDosX: The dinosaur cuts both ways
pleonasticTautology: okay yeah just wanna make sure my brain wasn't doing a thing
LRRbot: Firecat Blitz [XRR] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 red Elemental Cat creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step. / Flashback—{R}{R}, Sacrifice X Mountains.
flatluigi: both decks were sick
e_bloc:
LRRbot: Liliana's Other Contract [4B] (back: Liliana's Undead Minion) | Enchantment | When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life. / If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
LRRbot: Final Fortune [RR] | Instant | Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.
MegaDosX: The synergy!
accountmadeforants:
e_bloc: amazing
LRRbot: Ricochet Trap [3R] | Instant — Trap | If an opponent cast a blue spell this turn, you may pay {R} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Change the target of target spell with a single target.
MegaDosX: !card tasha's hideous laughter
LRRbot: Tasha's Hideous Laughter [1UU] | Sorcery | Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until that player has exiled cards with total mana value 20 or greater.
MegaDosX: Tasha's doesn't target unfortunately
Natedogg2: The Laughter doesn't target though.
e_bloc: there is no bolt to bend
Diabore: zooming through the games tonight
idontgetmyrealname: oh! A North 40 Showdown
e_bloc: see you never (except for the stream tomorrow)
Kyriac: <message deleted>guy on the left seemed really sad lol
idontgetmyrealname: doesn't quite have the same ring to it
loufghyslaufey: Thanks again!
e_bloc: thank you mods
Kyriac: ???
lochnessseammonster:
Juliamon: It's rude to contribute unsolicited opinions on appearance
e_bloc:
@Juliamon
Kyriac: its just an observation, nothing more
Juliamon: Doesn't matter
Juliamon: Nobody asked
hidingbox: @idontgetmyrealname A mystie 2 showdown?
e_bloc: "you look like an asshole" is also an observation, but I think most people wouldnt like to hear it
hidingbox: Needs some workshopping
Bengineering: I am now in the 3rd chair
r10pez10: is that what that noise was
Bengineering: I can just hang out herr
lochnessseammonster:
yay
e_bloc: secret ama
r10pez10: you can't see me but i'm waving
IbunWest:
MegaDosX: Ben, such a slacker
accountmadeforants: 3rd chair almost ended the chair franchise you know. Chair 4 wasn't a given
e_bloc: 4 chair 4 furious
Anubis169: IbunWest: On mobile, that really looks like somebody squashing a choccie doughnut
SergeYager: I'm in the left chair
r10pez10: stage left?
Chartle: i'm in my own chair
Bengineering: One of us tells only truths
MegaDosX: Your left or our left?
r10pez10: win the die roll!
SergeYager: The other only tells the truth
Chartle: bunch of truthers over here
r10pez10: O truth tellers of the table, what is your wisdom
e_bloc: house of lies is on sunday actually
SergeYager: Born Reddy Paul
Natedogg2: One tells the truth, one tells lies, the last one sits in the left chair.
lochnessseammonster: don't believe his truths
Cutriss: The wisdom is “Give $5 to Wheeler”
r10pez10: ooh stage left
Strebenherz: Oh no
e_bloc: nice, tight, quick - my online dating profile
Strebenherz:
Wheeler casually riffle shuffling his unsleeved cards like a gremlin 
e_bloc: Wheeler is just geting ready in case he has to get gunked
MegaDosX: We'd be in for that
Chartle: mystery booster 2 box sealed
Dog_of_Myth: Love that idea
InfiniTokens: No, it's #InfiniTokenTober
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Mystery booster sealed league lol
Diabore: agree wheeler
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13:
Diabore: curated chaos
MegaDosX: @Chartle This would be fascinating
accountmadeforants: LRR casts a magic spell on the packs to make them work in their Chaos events
r10pez10: mystery booster 2 with some other chaos boosters is cool
Dog_of_Myth: Can confirm. Have done a couple of them. They rule.
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
MegaDosX: Darcy!
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Prosperous Innkeeper [1G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
hidingbox: based off this start, we sure this isn't canlander?
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
MegaDosX: Wow
lochnessseammonster: man i miss og eldraine
Strebenherz: oh my god
accountmadeforants: Once Upon a TIme, Once Upon a Time was a real card
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wowza
r10pez10: that cat has the zoomies
Diabore: im concerned
e_bloc: please let wheeler have top
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Strebenherz: Wheeler what the bus did you make
Diabore: apparently rabbit season
Diabore: oh, thats what the card was
gsyhiap: So far, Wheeler's deck is not looking very Elmer Fudd
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
Dog_of_Myth:
WriterRaven: My crabbages!
Strebenherz: CRAB CRAB CRAB
LRRbot: Goblin Gang Leader [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Diabore: oh, thats a fun one
InfiniTokens:
Dare you to draw a gobbo 
LRRbot: Mutagenic Growth [{G/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Fun fact, Goblin Gang Leader didn't exist in paper prior to this, and was only in the Arena NPE set
LRRbot: Replicating Ring [3] | Snow Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this artifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow artifact tokens named Replicated Ring with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
tehfewl: perfect tron on 4
e_bloc: mirri's guile goes with everything
LRRbot: Gorilla Shaman [R] | Creature — Ape Shaman [1/1] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Sorator13:
Diabore: pew pew pew
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: OOK OOK
e_bloc:
Aarek: its laser time!
tehfewl: mox monkey
Mr_Horrible: 7000 fucking apes: Eat This Man
Natedogg2: You only need one mana to blow it up.
Diabore: serge spent too much mana right?
MegaDosX: Yeah Serge super overpaid
Diabore: its 1
Diabore: there we go, now more pew pew available
Natedogg2: Just a counter.
whitefirecomix: 1800 ookin'
accountmadeforants: The fix is we reintroduce manaburn for this match
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
r10pez10: tempo cryptic command huh
LRRbot: Scholar of the Ages [5UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, return up to two target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: the hell did you build wheeler
Strebenherz: WHAT?
LRRbot: Invigorated Rampage [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gets +4/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
NotCainNorAbel: what
Diabore:
yeah thats 13
LRRbot: Reckless Abandon [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Reckless Abandon deals 4 damage to any target.
Chucky2sRevenge: I bought a couple commander decks to play with my wife, neither of us know how to play lol
itira:
Strebenherz: WOW
lochnessseammonster:
Dog_of_Myth:
electra310: Crushed, lmao
WriterRaven: kabewm!
Strebenherz: Serge going in like indiana jones with the gun
NotCainNorAbel: this is draft?
Natedogg2: They're the echoverse versions of each other.
Sorator13: @NotCainNorAbel ye!
Strebenherz: 172 usd ish apparently
hidingbox: I mean it is not legal anywhere else
e_bloc: 160ish foil
r10pez10: praise cude
r10pez10: i mean nelly did get white border urza's saga
Dr_fragenstien:
turns out adding 9 cards and 5 of them are basically lands ends up inflating your deck
Spritz_T: chewie?
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
LRRbot: Mogg Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: hey ive seen this one before
r10pez10: christ
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
hidingbox: but does he actually have any goblins, even though his deck name is goblins
LRRbot: Kwain, Itinerant Meddler [WU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.
LRRbot: Bronzeplate Boar [2R] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Boar [3/2] | Trample / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and has trample. / Reconfigure {5}
LRRbot: Prosperous Innkeeper [1G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Pirate's Prize [3U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Storm-Kiln Artist [3R] | Creature — Dwarf Shaman [2/2] | This creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: L.
e_bloc: !clip
LRRbot:
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LRRbot: Narset, Parter of Veils [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Narset [5] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / [−2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Sorator13:
Dr_fragenstien:
Dr_fragenstien: that explains the black
e_bloc: is this even moral to watch
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
hidingbox: most broken thing I've ever seen in this game, clearly
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
RavagerMaths: harmonizing bens - ft surge
LoadingReadyRun: Narset, Awkwardly Self-Conscious Closer of Veils
Dr_fragenstien: and the wording is "each player that does" so serge can't even gain the life
chaostreader: Does serge still gain life?
LRRbot: Reckless Abandon [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Reckless Abandon deals 4 damage to any target.
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun pff
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LRRbot: Settle Beyond Reality [4W] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Exile target creature you don't control. / • Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Hard Evidence [U] | Sorcery | Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token. / Investigate.
Dr_fragenstien: it is possible, that card is kinda nuts
ThorSokar: Here I was waiting for a "I didn't ask how big the room was" from Serge
LRRbot: Kami of False Hope [W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Wormsbane: white spore frog
ArtDecoSunburn: <message deleted>Swagbucks.com
tehfewl: Crabbed
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature — Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
ArtDecoSunburn: Shoot. Please delete thank link from chat
ArtDecoSunburn: Typed in the wrong window.
ArtDecoSunburn: Thank you.
LRRbot: Sparksmith [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | {T}: This creature deals X damage to target creature and X damage to you, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: I like the gold power/toughness on the white background cards
hidingbox: dismiss is a real drug
Fruan: Sometimes it feels like Wheeler is just playing a different game to us mortals.
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Now what'll I do with this "???" I was about to send?
RegisTKM: time to find out how wheeler's deck actually wins
ArtDecoSunburn: Didn't want to wrongly be seen as promoting a website when I was warning someone to be cautious of it in another chat. Thanks, moderators.
LRRbot: Scholar of the Ages [5UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, return up to two target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Dr_fragenstien: oh this is bad for the serge
Diabore: first game 3 of the night?
LRRbot: Mad Ratter [3R] | Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.
ArtDecoSunburn: And back to the game, thanks to the LRR players. I really enjoy seeing these range of decks and playstyles.
Dr_fragenstien: serge boarding in green for the splash
Dr_fragenstien: for fixing
Julian_Rogue: Jokes on you its 9:27 here
Gekyouryuu: Gruulblins
v_15212: Serge siding into his own copy of Mirri's Guile
Robot_Bones: no Kori's deck made the rats
whole_halfling: You could with Noble Heirarch, no?
ArtDecoSunburn: Do draft games typically go more quickly than constructed matches in this format?
HorusFive: ""Accidentally""
Juliamon: *IS* there a Mystery Booster constructed format?
LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn I think that is likely
e_bloc: oh yeah I love back in the day when people would shuffle the whole sb
e_bloc: yeah they used to do it back in the day, it's hilarious
00gogo00: what do you think of playing verges in monocolor decks
00gogo00: just for the mindgames
Strebenherz: BAHAHA
Diabore:
Sorator13: reminder that pile shuffling isn't actually shuffling
accountmadeforants:
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
chaostreader: Specifically running it in his sideboard.
LRRbot: Kwain, Itinerant Meddler [WU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Wizard [1/3] | {T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.
Aarek: That wheeler is back on the escalator again!
LRRbot: Mogg Maniac [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature — Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / This creature has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
e_bloc: love this old cheat, cavernous bloom in my lap
LRRbot: Replicating Ring [3] | Snow Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a night counter on this artifact. Then if it has eight or more night counters on it, remove all of them and create eight colorless snow artifact tokens named Replicated Ring with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: yyyyyyyipyipyipyipyipyip
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun It's fascinating to me that a single set of shared rules and mostly shared cards can play out in dramatically different ways in different formats. It's like evolutionary differences -- same ecosystem, vastly different individual species.
LRRbot: Goblin Settler [3R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When this creature enters, destroy target land.
DigitalSeahorse: uh huh uh huh
hidingbox:
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorator13:
Juliamon: GET SETTLED
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: WOW
hidingbox: also it tutors to your hand Serge
LRRbot: Prosperous Innkeeper [1G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Sorator13: it goes to your hand, not top of library
e_bloc: that settler is definitely causing some wreckage
Gekyouryuu: is pile shuffling acceptable if you do regular shuffling before and after, or does pile shuffling by nature have enough of an issue that you shouldn't do it?
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
chaostreader: Matron is to hand. Serge needs to draw.
Joecool190: did serge not put the goblin in his hand but on top?
hidingbox:
matron tutors to hand
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu it's fine if you for-real shuffle after
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
e_bloc: I believe pile shuffling is not sufficient
e_bloc: what Sorator13 said
Strebenherz:
Serge gets a free card, just what Wheeler wants
Gekyouryuu: @Sorator13 ok, cool, because that's my regular style is pile shuffling in-between regular shuffles
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc One could be obstinate and insist on shuffling only by tossing the cards in a hat.
devoidmelody: yeah what sorator said, but also if you for real shuffle before or after then what was the point of the pile shuffle
LRRbot: Sparksmith [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | {T}: This creature deals X damage to target creature and X damage to you, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Temporal Isolation [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has shadow. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature.
pleonasticTautology: @devoidmelody to keep lands from wadding up
pleonasticTautology: like, not to stack it, but like, if my deck is sorted and i need to First Shuffle it
LRRbot: Gorilla Shaman [R] | Creature — Ape Shaman [1/1] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.
e_bloc: but when you shufle it should randomize so it doesnt matter
devoidmelody: yeah that
LRRbot: Briar Patch [1GG] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn.
Fruan: Mox Monkey?! In 2026?!
r10pez10: green green green green
lamina5432: Love me a briar patch
LRRbot: Swarming Goblins [4R] | Creature — Goblin [4/3] | When this creature enters, roll a d20. / 1—9 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. / 10—19 | Create two of those tokens. / 20 | Create three of those tokens.
pleonasticTautology: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: 1 should have been make no tokens
hidingbox: classic
Gekyouryuu: @devoidmelody a) count my deck to make sure i didn't forget to put a card back in/drop a card on the floor at some point/etc. b) superstition about making sure my deck is really shuffled around
Strebenherz: wow
LoadingReadyRun: I like that in MtG, "Gorilla" means "destroy Artifacts"
WriterRaven: Two goblins isn't a swarm, it's company at most. =P
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
LRRbot: Pyroblast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's blue. / • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun sex apes agree
pleonasticTautology: OHHHHHHHHHHH
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Are there any sleight of hand magicians who do bits with Magic cards instead of poker decks? Is there a Magic-playing Ricky Jay who can always pull a Black Lotus as an act?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
fcloud: two goblins is a squad
MWGNZ:
loufghyslaufey: Oh, right. That was meant for Adam. My bad.
Mr_Bitterness:
gsyhiap: Swarm of... 1.
whole_halfling: The pywobwast!
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
accountmadeforants: Somehow "of those" in a Magic card's textbox feels inappropriate
r10pez10: !clip
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WriterRaven: @fcloud And three is a trenchcoat!
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun muppets gorilla detector vibes
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I guarantee somewhere in some tournament is absolutely cheating their pants off with slight of hand
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven A limited liability partnership.
LRRbot: Scholar of the Ages [5UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When this creature enters, return up to two target instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
fcloud: doot doo, do do doot
Gekyouryuu: @ArtDecoSunburn that was the gag in the one early It's Magic video with Alex
LRRbot: Big Score [3R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
loufghyslaufey: Wow. The other, other plowshares
e_bloc: 1) find a cousin 2) file articles of incorporation 3) find another cousin
LRRbot: Viridian Shaman [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.
pleonasticTautology: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Let's go Serge
shendaras:
MrPipboy3000: Serge is a monster
loufghyslaufey:
Other, "other", otter 
Juliamon: Such reckless hate
e_bloc: this elf has been studying with the apes
ArtDecoSunburn: @Gekyouryuu I'll look it up. I hope he asks, "Is this your card?"
Masslost: Viridian Shaman now thats a blast from the past
HorusFive: Git im Serge
Mr_Horrible: he's had it too good for too long, let's be honest
loufghyslaufey: And here Wheeler assumed a monored Serge
LRRbot: Goblin King [1RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Other Goblins get +1/+1 and have mountainwalk.
Mr_Bitterness: Snerge peaks out, whispers "blow up his artifact just before it fires"
Strebenherz: ooh the foglio art!!
accountmadeforants: Goblins and Elves, together at last. Finding common ground in their hatred of whatever your opponent is up to.
LRRbot: Masked Vandal [1G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/3] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
WriterRaven: @Mr_Bitterness If Snerge can't win the Autumnal Rumble, he can at least win a game of Magic. XD
e_bloc: forest bear is in the running though
Cutriss: “You know…the Serge with the power” “What power?”
pleonasticTautology: LET'S! FUCKING! GO!
Mr_Horrible: it's horror month, Wheeler
Gekyouryuu: @ArtDecoSunburn i THINK he does. this was like a proto-friday nights episode, basically
ghizmou: this is amazing
whole_halfling: And it's technically a goblin!
e_bloc: just siding in every naturalize
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Are there stereotypes about goblins in small businesses like law firms and insurance agencies? That would be fun.
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Diabore: missed damage by not attacking with masked vandal
Desdae: Serge needs to exile a creature from his grave, right?
Mr_Horrible: !card briar patch
LRRbot: Briar Patch [1GG] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn.
MrPipboy3000: Gotta pay for the vandal
e_bloc: what kind of frame is that future sight in
loufghyslaufey: Who would've thought. One pool was all it took, to Hard Counter Wheeler....
MrPipboy3000: More withthe king right?
LRRbot: Bronzeplate Boar [2R] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Boar [3/2] | Trample / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and has trample. / Reconfigure {5}
Mr_Horrible: well they've gotta step carefully, Ben
cjtree: King adds more damage, yeah
WriterRaven: Serge is forgetting the buff from Goblin King.
LRRbot: Pirate's Prize [3U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Create a Treasure token.
dougma: ^
Dog_of_Myth: He is not
MegaDosX: Wheeler's enchantment still shrinks them
fcloud: "pirate's pillage" "not what i'm called"
MegaDosX: Goblin King basically offsets the shrink
loufghyslaufey: Woe is me...! Cameron would've sent a poet...
MrPipboy3000: oh, right
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Diabore: @WriterRaven serge is attacking into an enchantment thats says -1/0
v_15212: does it ever stop being weird to refer to these people
v_15212: I've never met by name
Mr_Horrible: it's all he's got left
fcloud: it's weird?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Where's his library? Chat?
whole_halfling: ISn
fcloud: wheeler is playing with the top card of his library faceup because of some effect
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
ArtDecoSunburn: Hmmm. Are there any obscure Magic formats that limit the size of the board in play (either by player, or by total cards in play count)? I love these sprawling board states.
WriterRaven: @Diabore Oh, whoops, I forgto about the patch >_<
MegaDosX: Wheeler has a Future Sight so his top card is face up
Sorator13: @fcloud Future Sight, yep
loufghyslaufey: Ah, the FUT namesake card
pleonasticTautology: @fcloud because of future sight
e_bloc: what did that pig do
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Technically MTG Arena limits your board (and maybe MTGO does too)
pleonasticTautology: let's goooooooooo
MegaDosX: Mirri's Guile with Future Sight is a little funny
Mr_Bitterness:
Mr_Horrible: beautiful
loufghyslaufey: WOW
rogerivany: Which Enchants?
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Really? Can you break the can by spawning tokens?
Mr_Horrible: you can hope Serge is off by 1 when he taps Sparksmith
Juliamon: MTGO crashes as a hard limit
pleonasticTautology gifted 3 months of Tier 1 to SergeYager. They've gifted 763 months in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SergeYager! (Today's storm count: 69)
pleonasticTautology: @LRRbot nice
MegaDosX: Arena used to experience server crashes before the token limit was put in place because people couldn't be responsible with Scute Swarm
ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot Serge wins twice!
LRRbot: Flame Wave [3RRRR] | Sorcery | Flame Wave deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX haaaaaaaaaaaaaate scute swarm
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn There originally wasn't a limit, then Scute Swarm happened. And now it limits you to... I think 250 tokens?
Juliamon: There's no point in running Scute Swarm if you can't be irresponsible with it
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
MegaDosX: @accountmadeforants This is correct
LRRbot: Seedtime [1G] | Instant | Cast this spell only during your turn. / Take an extra turn after this one if an opponent cast a blue spell this turn.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
pleonasticTautology: lmao????
goombalax: awww seedtime
goombalax: hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: That's so funny
goombalax: If you've got time to breed, you've got time for seed
pleonasticTautology: this month's button says "sorry, we're out of buttons"
pleonasticTautology: i'm telling you now!!!
pleonasticTautology: ben!!!
ArtDecoSunburn: @goombalax Seems like either a bad pick up line, or a Monsanto brochure catchphrase.
Fruan: Suggestion for a future button: "We don't know what the button says"
Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology truly appropriate for horror month
loufghyslaufey: Woe being the toe in toe Hard Counter thru Pip-Racing!
MegaDosX: m w a
Graham_LRR: the new button says “Given the Options, I think we’re in Shadowmoor”
e_bloc: @Graham_LRR nice
loufghyslaufey: Say, that's what Aetherdrift was missing chat! Devotion...! Literal "Pip-Racing"!
pleonasticTautology: @Graham_LRR wait then why'd i get a button that says "sorry, we're out of buttons" from lrrmtg?
AtrusOfMyst: Paulsetto
shendaras:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
hey, somebody has to wiggle the paper around for the rolls
Gekyouryuu: I'm so excited for anime roundup on my birthday
Fruan: @pleonasticTautology I imagine that's the backup button for when they run out of a months?
Graham_LRR: @pleonastictautology I… don’t know? weird. they must’ve gone through September’s and not started October’s yet
loufghyslaufey: @AtrusOfMyst "Corsa"?
DoodlestheGreat: More like "kibitzing."
rogerivany: Someone's gotta move that sheet.
whitefirecomix: StadPaul and Beegdorf
pleonasticTautology: last chapter!!!
e_bloc: Beej is the squire who follows the magna kai around to sing his graces
ArtDecoSunburn: @AtrusOfMyst That's an altotastic pun.
Veshnikard: he wont stop but the cameras will
Fruan: @Graham_LRR September had a VERY good button. I have no idea how much that would drive demand, tho.
pleonasticTautology:
@Graham_LRR oh neat
DoodlestheGreat: As opposed to the End of the Lord Times.
Veshnikard: Horror friend slop
Strebenherz: It's kind of like lethal company, but it's own vibes. Collectathon with an elevator that eats things and sometimes you
Mr_Horrible: Extremely Slavic Lethal Company
loufghyslaufey: Wait, wait! Dice Friends Question! What if "The Adventure Book trio" attempt to take turns playing through the same or separate adventure guides?
Mr_Horrible: a little of GTFO mixed in there
loufghyslaufey: Or would that be... too much?
Mr_Horrible: remsidemnt emvil
ArtDecoSunburn: @Strebenherz Sounds like those Central European elevators of death.
loufghyslaufey: "Mail Time" morning?
loufghyslaufey: Or not.
rogerivany: Isn't the cake a lie though?
shendaras:
loufghyslaufey: Why would Umbrella Corp. bither lying about cake?
Mr_Horrible: that's just what happens after 3 shots of jaeger, Ben
loufghyslaufey: @rogerivany More like, "Cake is a TRAP!"
Mr_Horrible: "no, my reality!"
loufghyslaufey: *bother lying
accountmadeforants:
ArtDecoSunburn: Thanks again for doing Acquire on this week's AFK. I pulled out my old 1968 copy out of nostalgia.
Mr_Horrible: a return to busting
pleonasticTautology: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants:
Mr_Horrible: he's stuck, someone jerk the cord
e_bloc: stream froze
loufghyslaufey: Wait. But Wheeler's Fracture tonight was him playing everything cept red, no?
r10pez10: ten hours of rolled Rs
chaos5896:
Ben blue screened 
Mr_Horrible: buh dum tish
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz:
100
DigitalSeahorse:
loufghyslaufey: @chaos5896 Hate it. Never again.
Mr_Horrible: I believe it's pronounced "susan"
lamina5432: Gnight good steem
DigitalSeahorse:
pleonasticTautology: wow, serge shot me and now he wants to ban me???
e_bloc: !clip
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DigitalSeahorse: xD
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler going as a CounterStrike lan player for Halloween I see
hidingbox: "Whose hand?" "Yes."
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
chaos5896: "Pau-"
DigitalSeahorse: which hair? someone has a hare?
loufghyslaufey: But didn't you win, Serge?
DigitalSeahorse: this hare has seen things!
loufghyslaufey: Why would he ban himself... For winning...?
rogerivany: Did he say hair or hand?
loufghyslaufey: The former
DigitalSeahorse: hair
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