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lamina5432: afternoon
lamina5432: !box
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ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: A Klobb.
lamina5432: !advice
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
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lamina5432: so put all together, guy fireris donkey sauce decanted into a piping bag is a Klodd that is Twidding
lamina5432: srry twiddling
letsbelgo: give book
beowuuf: title change
shendaras:
lamina5432:
beowuuf: last magnakai book!
PharaohBender27:
Ashmantle:
DeM0nFiRe:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The end (of this set of books) is here!
A_Catastrophic_Success: Ďĩčê Fřįęñðš!
beowuuf:
fun fact: short version, i went from book 2 directly to book 12 when I first bought the books 
a little kai lord with a sommerswerd and pluck fighting darklords
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Who else will complain about all the cities he passes through?
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn once he is grand master he can train an entire cadre of fierce complaining kai who hate foreginers
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PharaohBender27:
Astramentha: 💙💙💙💙💙
beowuuf:
beowuuf: book!
accountmadeforants:
beowuuf: o/
NotCainNorAbel: beej
PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy! 
Nigouki: wow, rekt
beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey paul
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Let's go fight that insect dude.
lamina5432: yeah beeej
DeM0nFiRe:
beowuuf: book moving charlatin!
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Wielding summerswords of disdain for all local cuisines, aromas, and gambling practices.
e_bloc: next month change out the sheet and see if Adam notices
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn and consuming all the oede
lamina5432: mldly distrust one of them
DeM0nFiRe:
beowuuf: give money to aptreon, hire more people, dilute adam down
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: does that also happen to the $5 cash that Wheeler demands?
e_bloc: but my patreon subscription specifically says earmarked for tarp budget
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf And making sure all the people who help you along the way get run through or kidnapped.
lamina5432: seem good for keeping chocolate in
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn or kidnapped then run through
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf We have the Kai mastery of thoroughness.
Tom_Bruise: now I want sleeves of Vrase and Jaska smooching
ContingentCat:
NightValien28: YES STORY TIME
e_bloc: mexican announcer table
beowuuf: being surprised, i think you use up all your power ignoring the giant monitor so take more damage from surprise attacks
itsr67: howdy
GamerCat88: adventure time
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: so many helpful guides got named
e_bloc: IIRC no riddles, so a little bit of a downer
Tom_Bruise: I'm sorry, Prison Planet?
PharaohBender27: I took notes, though they were wordier than Beej's usually were
beowuuf: everyone was so friendly, except for the giant god and the hell critters
accountmadeforants: Yeah Lone Wolf didn't even think their towns were smelly!
PharaohBender27: Yeah we ran into asshole baron
e_bloc: maybe you were in the hell dimension the whole time
BusTed:
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants So out of character!
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I was terribly sick for the last week but now I am well! Once again, so so happy to be a functional human ❤️
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lamina5432: saw an ocean centric map, its interesting
BusTed: hey wait
Isaac3567: So we all live in the hottest part of the planet? Thanks, I hate it
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica Glad you're feeling better. I'd hate to see hieroglyphs of people unwell.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: no thanks
letsbelgo: fuck snow
accountmadeforants: What if instead all the land just sorta loops around like the red part of a candy cane
hieroglyphica: There's got to be a hieroglyph of somebody chucking up
Juliamon: Exactly, Beej
beowuuf: don't forget page 47 for the giant chicken god
e_bloc: oatu
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: and then we met his ex
ArtDecoSunburn: @hieroglyphica With all the hands still pointing sideways. Some guy just puking onto a crocodile, or into the Nile.
e_bloc:
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RockPusher: ~nya
beowuuf: to escape you will need a key....luckily thoat is the lorestones, efficient
accountmadeforants: He was very nice but he also said that if you weren't cool and strong he would probably kill you, because he only wants strong and cool people
beowuuf: we killed that wizard fro9m book 2 finally
beowuuf: book 2 / book 3
PharaohBender27: You faced off some of our world's most notorious villiams
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jolly6100:
yes book time 
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lochnessseammonster:
hello gamers
PharaohBender27: *villains
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Bit judgy much?
beowuuf: yup
lochnessseammonster:
lochnessseammonster:
shendaras: Wasn't there like a cat lady?
accountmadeforants:
@ArtDecoSunburn It's cool we didn't need to dwell on it because we're strong and cool 
hieroglyphica: Aw man, the vomiting hieroglyph is just a guy holding his hand to his mouth like "ew"
Tom_Bruise: I'm sorry, a THIRD?!
Tom_Bruise: 32?!!
beowuuf:
this used to be it 
spethycakes: Oh good, I haven't missed book start
BusTed: flyman
e_bloc: at one a month we'll be done by 2029
Wolfstrike_NL: @shendaras Cat lady was the Beholder's ex right?
BusTed: With a neck ruff
letsbelgo: nerd collar
Tom_Bruise: Is this series going to end with Otaku Kai Jeff being 177 years old?
ContingentCat: it's called fashion Adam
lochnessseammonster:
ruff yeah 
accountmadeforants: I don't remember this God from Amonkhet
shendaras: I remember she was trapped in a circle that if she left it would blow up the city, but probably?
lochnessseammonster: yes
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There are fly demons and then there are demons that are fly
spethycakes: It shows you he isn't afraid to make bold choices
shendaras: I recall that we were disappointed she had normal ears or something.
Akaiatana: Why would anyone correct him? He looks fly.
spethycakes: he had it pretty ruff, you might say
lochnessseammonster:
@Akaiatana
e_bloc: if I were gregor samsa I simply would go to sleep in flannel pjs
lochnessseammonster:
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters The latter have Quincy Jones soundtracks and hip leather jackets.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
shendaras: =(
PharaohBender27:
hieroglyphica: Owwww
Drum0_0:
hieroglyphica:
DoodlestheGreat: Oh GODS no...
hieroglyphica: I could never shop again
beowuuf: let's go!
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lochnessseammonster:
yep 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I forgot to fill up before the start.
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc "Gregor Samsa awoke to find himself transformed to a state of warm clothing comfort."
Tom_Bruise: the ultimate challenge, book 12 of 32
spethycakes: Taking inspiration from the Tolkien maps, I see
beowuuf: lake of lava powered by tortured souls, or summat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: everyone always talks about Helgedad, but nobody ever asks about Helgemom
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We have been to holmgard
e_bloc: cant wait for the poison swamp
DoodlestheGreat: Frontierland... New Orleans Square...
beowuuf: stops all the tourists
SnackPak_: hi everyone
e_bloc: its actually a penninsula
DoodlestheGreat: @e_bloc Sorry, this is not a Miyazaki story. :sadge:
beowuuf: buckle up!
e_bloc: I hope we get proper nouns
spethycakes: I hope we get improper nouns
e_bloc: maybe some proper verbs
Tom_Bruise: I hope we get a big fight with, like, seven Helgedadian Darknuts
e_bloc: all I ever want is more riddles, preferrably about bricks
beowuuf: sun eagle: notible haver of the same sized hands
hieroglyphica: Man I wish there were power gems, instead of you having to like... learn all that
hieroglyphica: My ancestors haven't communicate anything of value to me, tbh
spethycakes: one might call the sons of the sun "grandsuns"
PharaohBender27:
@spethycakes 
DoodlestheGreat: @hieroglyphica Did you remember to give them your e-mail address?
e_bloc: they sent you out to the woods while everyone else died
hieroglyphica: Actually I have a great recipe for goulash and soda bread, so maybe nevermind.
ArtDecoSunburn: This Ganag guy sounds like a go getter.
DoodlestheGreat: @hieroglyphica I'll be over for dinner.
BusTed: oh bother
hieroglyphica: You're welcome anytime lol
Nigouki: sulfur mines sound stinky
beowuuf: haver of the shielded coin
e_bloc: I hope thats on his tombstone
Garfy400: Pie-dough erasure
spethycakes:
voice choice is Grade A
BusTed: got samurai jack'd
ArtDecoSunburn: @Nigouki Imagine the worst of a mine and the worst of a rotten egg.
jadielady: hey y'all
couchboyj: Just on the other side of a cracked door, but the door has a bucket resting on top of it
itsr67: uhuh
Tom_Bruise: We must become the Galactic Star-Child
Tom_Bruise: Otaku Kai Jeff, Galactic Star-Child
Wolfstrike_NL: "I'm just looking for some stones"
beowuuf: "we need you to deliver a message to him... don't f this up like banedon that one time with the warning to the kai"
itsr67: Friend of the Chosen
e_bloc: ngl does it even matter if the rest of the multiverse gets destroyed, I think I'd be more concerned with my planet
itsr67: FFX but Wakka
couchboyj: Was that the cat girl?
Wolfstrike_NL: yea
beowuuf: that is a phrase
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Crad0k: i've heard that lots, maybe it's more of a british thing?
TheMerricat: "To put paid to something means to finish, destroy, or completely end a plan, hope, or possibility."
TheMerricat: "The phrase comes from bookkeeping. Accountants or business owners would literally write or stamp the word "Paid" on a bill or invoice to show that a debt was fully settled and closed. Over time, this turned into a metaphor for closing the book on any activity or dream."
spethycakes:
SnackPak_: me-ow
RockPusher: Sexy cat-lady goddess
Akaiatana: It's a Nyan-starter for Beej
PharaohBender27: Also she was in a city of monkeymen
DoodlestheGreat: "I'm not a furry, BUT..."
Invitare: also all your scouts died, except the last one
Kazman20a: I always heard it came from when a ship was "paid off" following its voyage in the age of sail
beowuuf: we almost had a companion who lived, but then the narrative gave them a name
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam also wanted to know how you felt about a city full off sentient apes Beej
hieroglyphica: Oh man, this runs into the things I learned about "fine". The meaning of it being ok is recent! Fine comes from literally, a fine one pays, and making it fine is about paying it off and getting correct
beowuuf: also we were befriended by cool chumpanzees including a tarot reading chimp, but then we all died
lochnessseammonster:
beowuuf: *they
RockPusher:
TheMerricat: To be specific, the term "Put Paid To" seems to be a UKism.
DoodlestheGreat: "A planet wherer APES evolved from MEN?"
e_bloc: owls
hieroglyphica: Literally, even the meaning of fine being very tiny comes from fines being small debts. It all goes back to fines as a financial instrument
Wolfstrike_NL: They species was called the Ookor
Wolfstrike_NL: their *
BusTed: Or Mega Man
beowuuf: yuo should only have 9?
itsr67: metroid
letsbelgo: thats called an abilitease
Invitare: you get beaten up by a bird person and suffer "physical amnesia"
letsbelgo: thanks giantbomb
Mr_Horrible: "I'm losing this double-jump in the next 15 seconds"
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Dr. Zaius would never countenance such tomfoolery.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can't wait for Adam to see the abilities in the next one
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: taking away the powers means they don't need to write "they are immune to mindblast" under literally every enemy
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Archmaster
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Not grand master yet
YFiddler: RIP T'uk T'ron, you were a real one
DoodlestheGreat: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters He gets the ability to tell cane sugar from corn syrup?
beowuuf: mace windu, being dead, cannot grant you the rank of jedi master.
YFiddler: "my book told me, I'm to be called a master now"
ArtDecoSunburn: Generalissimo Lone Wolf.
beowuuf: lets snow guides die, rank up, let a bunch of rangerrs die, rank up, let a boatload of sailorsdie, rank up
Vinewood_OG: 2 out of 3?
spethycakes: veritably champing at the bit
Invitare: Well since no one else lives in the Kai monastery I guess Lone Wolf has to get himself his birthday presents
BeefcakeEmperor: First time catching one of these live, I'm excited!
Sethalidos: guess which 2
ContingentCat: very important this be documented
Crad0k: oh, did beej lose his notes?
YFiddler:
Juliamon: Crad0k He wasn't here last time
Akaiatana: Lost and Mound
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DoodlestheGreat: @Invitare Monestery's all have vows of poverty, so all he ever got for his birthday was an orange.
Crad0k: @Juliamon oh, right, duh
YFiddler: obviously, it's a FAERY mound after all
Invitare: should have worn a coat
DoodlestheGreat: So it's a dark ride in D-land.
Invitare: Canadians when they go through the dimension of cold and darkness: "eh, it's not that bad"
beowuuf: it depends
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But if you pick 10 it counts as zero, and that's what happened here.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: In combat 0 is the highest, but most of the time 0 is 0
YFiddler: start again
BusTed: get executive decision'd
e_bloc: back to book 1
YFiddler: rewind the lasst 5 minutes
spethycakes: ahh, the emotional damage
DoodlestheGreat: @Invitare "Yah. It's almost like Newfoundland in Spring."
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "Friend" Banedon. He still reminds you of the time you left him for dead.
beowuuf: they look terrifying and i would go back through the gate
DoodlestheGreat: "HAY! I know you guys!"
LoadingReadyRun:
just to quickly check, does my voice sound ok on the stream? loud enough and not echoy?
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun sounds fine
Invitare: what if instead, you tried to gaslight them into thinking they're dreaming?
Invitare: that'd be hilarious
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Your voice is a slight echo, but volumewise it's a bit quiet.
ArtDecoSunburn: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters That's the only trait that unites all of our closest friends. Our abandoning them.
beowuuf: oops
beowuuf: so, about that taking the sommerswerd, and the dagger, the only two weapons that could hurt them with me, rather than leaving them here.... my bad
accountmadeforants: Maybe they alternated but messed up the schedule so now both of them showed up on the same day
Invitare: "I am invincible!"
beowuuf: they actually don't!
beowuuf: he actually can't!
Mangledpixel: Boris
goombalax: I would also like to declare myself invincible
spethycakes: Maybe Gnaag was the protagonist the whole time
accountmadeforants: "I AM-" [Titlecard]
beowuuf: once again: you took thye only weapons that could kill them away. oops.
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf We didn't realize there'd be a time dialation effect!
beowuuf:
@PharaohBender27 i mean the amount of times we go into dangerous places with the sommerswerd
Mangledpixel: no pressure
ArtDecoSunburn: Gnaag has insisted on renaming the Gulf of Helenog. He's petty like that.
Invitare: "Help my Lone Wolf. You're my only hope"
YFiddler: help me obi wan
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Coherent_Noise: Woo more Lone Wolf.
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beowuuf: mountains too high, build more boats
ghizmou: thanos actually just wanted to attract death's attention cause he had a crush on her
accountmadeforants: He wants to destroy the planet but he's one of those guys who thinks socialism is terrible so he instates universal healthcare and expects that to ruin everything
MattIsAMage:
the comics give thanos a different reason
Tom_Bruise: What about Sauron, who did forego curing cancer in favor of turning people into dinosaurs?
Juliamon: The guy had a point
Vinewood_OG: Just make more food!
YFiddler:
Crad0k: no adam no
couchboyj: Thats his moniker, the Reasonable Titan
Invitare: why doesn't he just double all the resources in the universe instead?
beowuuf: thanos couldn't get the garden he wanted, so he wiped out half the universe hoping the garden would be freed up
lamina5432: Bit why didnt he snap double the food
Vinewood_OG: Traffic does suck though....
Nigouki: he's objectively wrong though
RockPusher:
Thanos read Malthus with that big brain 
CookieMom: Don't blame me, in 2024, I voted for Thanos.
accountmadeforants: It's like an 8-year old's idea of solving problems
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: lines would be half as long
lochnessseammonster: don't gotta wipe out half, just the top 1%
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you can do that?
beowuuf:
it's almost like thanos was broken by his inability to save his planet and came up with a horrific idea rather than a real idea. Also still better than doing it just to 
death
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Imagine if he had more attention in later weeks of "Intro to Philosophy" and became an acolyte of a different philosophy. Imagine Thanos all into John Rawls. "I'll slice your cake!"
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DoodlestheGreat: You need to find the power-up and win the game!
couchboyj: If you've got the Doom Slayer, you send the Doom Slayer
YFiddler: ah, we got our mcguffin for this book
beowuuf: coward
ArtDecoSunburn: Hating on cities fills Lone Wolf with glee, not dread.
goombalax: Link speaks
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's so weird that we talk now
YFiddler: again?
Invitare: @ArtDecoSunburn Just don't give him a copy of Atlas Shrugged
YFiddler: the triangle bomb is back
Sethalidos: whelp here I go, wish me luck
DeM0nFiRe: "I can't wait to bomb some dodongos" -- Lone Wolf, probably
ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare (Thanos smokes like a chimney, out of selfishness)
YFiddler: oh, they increased the timer at least
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It has a sundial on it
RockPusher: It's gotta beep too
YFiddler: no flipping coins this time
goombalax: I like that our stick of C4 is made of crystals because fantasy
ArtDecoSunburn: @SarkhanGluedBackTogether Only took like ten books.
Invitare: *Gnaag crouching over the crystal, swearing, asking whether he should cut the red wire or the black wire*
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: excuse me
UnknownFriday: Are there Lost Ruins near the Aarnak Estuary?
YFiddler: the cousin of the chaos master?
DeM0nFiRe: Wait, are we the baddies?
SnackPak_: are we the baddies?
Crad0k: now now, maybe it's the bdsm type of slave master?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: um... are we the baddies?
accountmadeforants: Maybe the Darklord has a point
PharaohBender27: "Are we the baddies?"
Tom_Bruise: Where's John Brown when we need him?
Juliamon: maybe he's vaguely easter European, and it's actually "Slav Master"
Crad0k:
(i was going to say 'the good type', but i felt i probably needed to be specific 
)
jessicaengle: Hello!
jessicaengle: Awooooo!
Invitare: turns out this is 90's TV show Sliders and you are actually in another universe where everyone likes slavery
YFiddler:
@Juliamon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "this is so awesome"
accountmadeforants: This mission? Awesomesauce
ghizmou: Sliders was the best
beowuuf: 12
ani_laurel: aw yeah, cant miss storytime
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There wasn't in the first series, but he added one in this series.
Invitare: "Banedon, are you going to join me?"... "Actually I'm going to be busy fighting off a pack of goblins."
PipeSmokingOwl: we are a Kai grand master, we shoulda been given a bag of holding by the DM by now for real
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You are supposed to be able to switch out which special items you carry at the start of your adventure (assuming you are able to go home between adventures)
Invitare: "it's ticking"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So it is a way to not travel with the sommerswerd.
LordZarano: Naval "contact mines" those are called
letsbelgo: when will we hear them?
jessicaengle:
SnackPak_: Adam is just as good as the Simpsons
Invitare: not a trebuchet 0/10
ani_laurel: surely by now you can hire a server with a mule to carry all your special items
PharaohBender27: "Why didn't you just *say* you had the Summerswerd?"
PipeSmokingOwl: return? ...about that explosive...
Mai_Andra: This is just the plot of Stargate...
rosesmcgee: "try to land on something soft"
Crad0k:
the simpsons don't sound so good these days, turns out that stressing your voice for 40 years has concequences 
Nigouki: "We've tested it and noone that died has complained"
accountmadeforants: "My job is making the guys go up, where they come down isn't my department"
ArdCollider: one must imagine the rats happy
ChocoBroh:
I am very entertained for Adam's character voices 
First time tuning in for this.
ContingentCat: impregnated? sir?
spethycakes: pardon?
YFiddler: korlinium?
ghizmou: Spreg
goombalax: just straight knocked up with korlinium
Nigouki: M-pregnated
SquareDotCube: it's something done to trees
Crad0k: on one hand, it *is* a valid use of the word, on the other... no
RockPusher: A scabbard swolen with korlinium
Invitare: "You mean infused, right?... RIGHT???"
beowuuf: rich korlinium leather
ChocoBroh: Title: "How to impregnate your scabard"
CookieMom: Impregnated with rich, Korlinium leather.
iarethel0ser: "If you have the busted sword, no you don't"
Invitare: so they're telling you you can't use the Sword Nuke button
Invitare: do you still have the busted knife?
PipeSmokingOwl: we got a sweet death knight sword last adventure didnt we ?
PipeSmokingOwl: in the tomb
ContingentCat: Cow tools
thebrainnopinky: the far side galleries were essential
ContingentCat: I had those too I love Farside
jessicaengle: D:
SquareDotCube: Not another boat!
CookieMom: Have you read the few new Far Side comics? Gary puts out a few a year.
Invitare: oh no, boat travel
beowuuf: must be the last adventure, they actually care about equiping you
PipeSmokingOwl: the guy from the Mummy with all the religious pendants
Invitare: it was the boat or the catapult
spethycakes: ghost ship....
beowuuf: batman got remebered for less in less time after 8 years
Wolfstrike_NL: We had to send out a double once and smuggle ourself out of the city
Invitare: he's going to die
jessicaengle: Cursed voyage?
goombalax: Grizzled. Broad. Muscular. Leather. starting to get a vibe
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: RIP then
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: o7
Invitare: all guides die except that one from the end of the last book
Invitare: I thought that one survived
spethycakes: Remember the one that got taken by a giant eagle?
PharaohBender27: Yeah I think that one just sort of left us after getting us to a certain point
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Invitare No the one that was named at the start of a passage was 100% killed
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: make everyone else do earmuffs
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @spethycakes He was at least rescued in a later book
Invitare: Good luck Lonely Dog, First of the Magnet Skies *wink*
Garfy400: And then left alone with gnaag
SquareDotCube: We have the Sommarsord, we can just blast holes into their ship hulls
CookieMom: Already dead
SquareDotCube: magic speedboats
WiJohn: Breakout time!
Invitare: oh it's the Fire Nation
Nigouki: oh wow
SquareDotCube: dang ironclads
PharaohBender27: We got ironclads!
beowuuf: darklords developed industry
Nigouki: actual ironclad gunboats
beowuuf: dwarves had guns before
YFiddler: the dwarves of bor did
PharaohBender27: The dwarves in Book . . . 2? had blunderbusses
ani_laurel: this guy sounds great
UnknownFriday: So, we use magic to heat water, which turns a turbine...
CookieMom: His soldiers are all wearing blue...
spethycakes: Queen Elizabeth I
PharaohBender27: Welp
Invitare: should have taken the catapult
Crad0k: what's the *bad* result, then?
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Invitare: "the crewmen give a rousing cheer. Alerting the nearby ships"
Pal_Friendpatine: forecastle. folk-sl is the sailors pronunciation
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: naval strategies won't be invented for another 7 years
ArtDecoSunburn: There actually is a strategy to blockades. Read up on the US Navy's Anaconda Plan to starve the Confederacy during the Civil War.
Invitare: he's definitely losing those orders in the "rough weather" without reading them
PharaohBender27: Yeah
Nigouki: don't we have some musical instrument to pull out and jam to cheer everyone up?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Nigouki Kai Mastery of Harmonica?
accountmadeforants: Ah, there's the Lone Wolf we know. Things be smelly
LoadingReadyRun: and above a bowling alley
Invitare: wow he actually read them
Nigouki: was kinda hoping for Kai Mastery of the Theremin
itira: Accent is excellent, just go with it XD
RockPusher: She'll be right, mat
RockPusher: *mate
PharaohBender27: North by Northwest - so when are we getting chased down by a crop duster?
RockPusher:
If you have third day dong, consult a doctor 
Invitare: Curry Storm?
itira:
@Invitare 
SnackPak_: wow
JohnLockeCole: Ghost ship?? Cursed Voyage?
SnackPak_: deep cut
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I remember this from "Fish of the Northern Seas 257"
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rosesmcgee: "I got this" - Lasers the xargath in half
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It said when you are in the Darklands.
RockPusher: Adam resists pressing the "Do Not Press" button
PipeSmokingOwl: we one shot some dude in last book with bow
lamina5432: Bow to the bow
accountmadeforants: Lmao I love that you can run away again
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
SnackPak_:
accountmadeforants:
iarethel0ser:
spethycakes: what a way to go
beowuuf: cowards are blocked by warriors
RockPusher: So died by falling
RockPusher: how glorious
raulghoulia: can you wreak anything but havok?
Tom_Bruise: You can evade combat at any time by turning to the page that just has YOU DIED written on it
accountmadeforants: "No! I'm allergic to evil! And daggers!"
ArtDecoSunburn: Like Conan in "The Destroyer" on the back of Andre the Giant's monster.
Tom_Bruise: perhaps they took some small pouches with 13 fire seeds and just chucked'em like grenades yea
JohnLockeCole: You could God of War it
raulghoulia: as was the style at the time
couchboyj: he had an onion on his belt, as was the style at the time
beowuuf: as was the fashion at the time
PharaohBender27:
Vandristine: Sims 3 ass patch notes
SnackPak_: meteor's got hands
RockPusher: Baby's born worshipping unknown gods
Tom_Bruise: "Shoryuken changed from being -4 on whiff to +26 on whiff
Nigouki: at least it's not the latest crusader king's patch note or whatever about the pope
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Some dice rolls will kill the enemy outright if the difference between your skills is high enough
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The evil dagger comes up sometimes, but whenever it is an option, you go with the sommerswerd option instead.
beowuuf: in the old versions this was the first time the cool evil dagger got stats, unlike when you first picked it up in the new versions
ArtDecoSunburn: Acting!
PorpoisesUnknown: I love it
beowuuf: Helshezag
Tom_Bruise: What, a Helgedadian Kragenskwjull?
JKBalch: Neat
Vandristine: killed the leviathan easy
gualdhar: wait, the Captain has a name, they can't let him live!
NightValien28: cool spear
Vandristine: man has a chainsaw spear? what is this, 40k?
rosesmcgee: The Kai skill of first aid class at the Y
ArtDecoSunburn: Magna Kai discipline of hypotension?
RockPusher: Kai Curing actually just a blood pressure monitor
Tom_Bruise: I think Otaku Kai Jeff can smell people's blood pressure like some sort of bloodhound
Invitare: sundials
SquareDotCube: they have ironclads
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you showing up 8 years later: "what is a minute?"
Dog_of_Myth: Lone Wolf got his medical license in-between books.
Vandristine: Look sometimes fantasy worlds are a mishmash of eras and genres
RockPusher: Your cholesterol is fine, but your blood sugar is concerning
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
RockPusher:
Strebenherz: I came in at a good time I see
ArtDecoSunburn: You just iritate him to raise his blood pressure.
JohnLockeCole: we're in 1600s at least
SquareDotCube: "we've given you anime levels of blood pressure, now don't pierce a vein"
spethycakes: This book tells the reader, "We're not so different, you and I"
BusTed: what are "CFCs"?
Strebenherz: Came in late, Are we still following the adventures of lone wolf?
raulghoulia: when does the Montreal Accord come to the world of Lone Wolf
Dog_of_Myth:
Tom_Bruise: well, TIL Oxygen was discoverd in 1884
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Strebenherz It seems like it
Tom_Bruise: *1774
shendaras: You think they're still on leaded gas?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: RIP o7
Invitare: he has a name
ContingentCat: o7
SnackPak_: o7
BusTed:
spethycakes: o7
ContingentCat: dave
RockPusher: Dead-van
Strebenherz: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
InconsiderateHat: The Magnakai discipline of wilderness advanced first aid
Invitare: oh it gets worse. Davan is now officially our guide
Nigouki: hold up, are we actually on board the Demeter?
Invitare: I wouldn't put them on while you're on the boat
InconsiderateHat: @Nigouki I think it was called the Intrepid? ICBR.
RassilonDND: You would think shields and finger guards would be two different equipment slots
SquareDotCube: @Nigouki They also created the metric system?
jessicaengle: How are we doing, chat?
RassilonDND: Just off work, thanks for asking
SquareDotCube: we're discovering Civ easy mode levels of tech disparity
spethycakes: From the diaphragm, Davan!
shendaras:
accountmadeforants: Oh damn it has been almost two hours, feels like we only just got started
Crad0k: bring back 'Back in the Box'!
RassilonDND: Oh, while everyone is cycling fluids? Quick chat question
RassilonDND: Anyone lucky enough to get 30th pokemon close to msrp?
jadielady: wb
itira: you got your flippy floppies?
gualdhar: is it going fast?
korvys: I did actually *just* join the stream
korvys: (I was asleep)
Kentosaurus: I am just tuning in now, so thank you
rosesmcgee: I was watching but not really paying attention. how'd we get on this boat? Can you start over?
SnackPak_: oops
BeefcakeEmperor: In your flippy floppies?
Strebenherz: I'm just tuning in from a few minutes before break
gualdhar: Yay for extinction!
lamina5432: In 6 books another of the sea monsters shows up for revenge
Strebenherz: I tuned in about oxygen time
Invitare: You've killed the guardian of the sea biosphere. Just as aerosols are killing the ozone layer
Strebenherz: Oh jesus
Tom_Bruise: I still struggle to believe this whole saga didn't take place over the course of seven weeks
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also we might be the bad guys
rosesmcgee: They invented the internet and microwave popcorn since you've been gone
accountmadeforants:
@RassilonDND Not buying Pokémon cards, but I do remember seeing a "deal" where you could pre-order some 30th anniversary product for almost double MSRP (with restrictions like 1 per customer, and a raffle system to determine if you could actually get it). So probably not 
Tom_Bruise: By the start of the next book, they will have heralded Logic the Machine God
ContingentCat: just for the vibes
Omthebox: Yo they're playing sts2
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise I'd be up for a hybrid Robespierre-Babbage early modern machine god.
Nigouki: love receiving some leather-clad fellows
Seneschal_JWS: Just got here because I was at a gig. I see that we're on a boat. Thus, I would just like to say: GHOST SHIP. CURSED VOYAGE. (apologies if everyone said this before)
PharaohBender27:
itira: ahhhh noooo
rosesmcgee: I call it Xargath's Bane. Perhaps you've heard of it. Probably not, that just happened.
DoodlestheGreat: Huh. Tried to clip the "you're on a boat" bit and it won't because "It has copyrighted music in it."
Nigouki: "He didn't return the shopping carts!"
Wolfstrike_NL: Shame we don't have fireseeds
accountmadeforants: "Oh no! My father died from an evil knife!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @rosesmcgee Instead of alphabet soup, kids eat popcorn kernels shaped like letters.
itira: hahaha
SquareDotCube: Tried to sell you protein cream
Invitare: "my sword will rend you into a fine paste... in one million strikes"
NotCainNorAbel: Your crew is 'wow, you got some problems'
GedankenPalast_:
whoops 
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beowuuf: rage of sparta plays as you keep punching them
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Invitare: it's a really evil dagger though
Invitare: like, shockingly evil
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: yay can still evade.
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itira:
Serpens77: sounds like Huttese
Nigouki: that sounded like Greedo
n3ther: dick stabus
ContingentCat: oh damn
RockPusher:
SquareDotCube: Han Solo hahahaha
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Tom_Bruise: Grab his dick and stab it! Good ol' dick stab!
Darleysam: give 'em the ol' dick-stab!
rosesmcgee: "I really hope he doesn't stab me in the dick"
UnknownFriday: Give him multiple Prince Alberts.
Invitare: "please sir, have mercy. You don't need to keep using that evil dagger"
lamina5432: Isn’t that just a chainsaw
DoodlestheGreat: Cuisin-dagger.
Seneschal_JWS: Did the stream start late? I thought it was meant to start 2 hours ago, but I don't think we're far into the book??
spethycakes: Sounds like a repetitive motion injury
ContingentCat: that would be so time consuming stabbing them 8000 times
Vinewood_OG: "Stab his dick! 7,999 more times!!"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Also you can get more combat after that
Invitare: that contained several errors
Invitare: or at least, the paste that is left of his body
YFiddler: that would shock anyone
rosesmcgee: He wouldn't let us look away. He made us watch.
accountmadeforants: "I can't sheathe my evil fucking knife until it's tasted blood... 8000 times."
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Seneschal_JWS Pretty normal for these streams
spethycakes: there's nothing left to stab after the first like 200 stabs
ContingentCat: yeahh it takes a while but it sure gets the job done
Darleysam: I'm on a seamonster diet. When I seamonster, I stabmonster.
whitefirecomix: "We don't claim him! He's my brother's friend"
itira: 'WHAT??'
DoodlestheGreat: "He was a member of the local Kiwanis..."
Seneschal_JWS: "He brought donuts to every briefing..."
Strebenherz:
Some fun math, 7200 seconds is two hours, so at one dick stab a second....
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants: Someone on the MacOS team is an avid /r/unexpectedfactorial user
Invitare: only a regular, non-evil dagger
GedankenPalast_:
Did we skip some silver mines?
Invitare: you must have had to drag them through the other dimension
YFiddler: the ones we found, filled with silver nuggets
jessicaengle: This might be a society where silver is of little value.
accountmadeforants: You know, maybe the Darklord doesn't think the Magnakai is coming for him, but he *has* to take note of The Guy Who Stabs People 8000 Times traveling in his direction.
YFiddler: we could grab as amny as we wanted
jessicaengle:
Maybe it takes 8 sacks of silver to buy a loaf of bread 
DeM0nFiRe: "If you have the magna kai discipline of possessing a bag of silver..."
Seneschal_JWS: Sacks of silver are from another book. I think it was Book 8?
rosesmcgee: "No. You're not my boss"
Seneschal_JWS: They have no purpose other than weighing down a player who was greedy and decided to loot sacks of silver rather than doing heroic things.
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It will be all marine battles and then 2 passages of arriving at the city and killing mr fly demon
Tom_Bruise: it's just a steamboat with a piss cannon, nothing to worry about
Kentosaurus: kinda, but it's usually joking/posturing
DoodlestheGreat: God help if you got a Totota Tundra.
fastlane250: Dad had an anti-ford shirt for a while
Capt_clown: Yea, people who make a vehicle brand their whole personality are sad sad people
SquareDotCube: Fun fact, the most American-made truck is a Toyota.
Wolfstrike_NL: Weird Bill comes out: "Hell yea, piss on me
accountmadeforants: It's going to piss on the moon!
Seneschal_JWS: [To the tune of Bad Boys] "Piss gun, piss gun. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when it pees on you? Piss gun, Piss gun."
DoodlestheGreat: @SquareDotCube I know! Smyrna, TN! Makes the whole thing even dumber!
accountmadeforants: If your piss is red hot and burning, see a doctor
ArtDecoSunburn: @Capt_clown I had two Buicks. No one who owns a Buick embraces it as part of their identity.
Invitare: that catapult is looking better and better
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants MagnaKai discipline of antibiotics needed.
DoodlestheGreat: @ArtDecoSunburn Not these days, but I had an uncle in the 70's who was.
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Remember the whole Saturn campaign from the 90s? An American made car even more American than other American made cars.
Capt_clown:
Cars have only been down hill since they killed the Studebaker 
BusTed: spider-sense tingling
jessicaengle: Spooder sense
Wolfstrike_NL: Peter Tingle
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat The 70s were the last gasp of the GM class structure model, where every make of car corresponded to an income level. There were real differences among Cadillac, Buick, Chevrolet, Pontiac, etc.
accountmadeforants: Have we fought something *not* immune to Mindblast???
DoodlestheGreat: @ArtDecoSunburn Now they're all the same rebadged black SUV.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Capt_clown My dad noted one day thathe had outlived three brands of cars he had owned: Hudson, Nash, and Oldsmobile.
Tom_Bruise: "This dagger makes you stab dudes in the dick *nine* hundred times!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Same assembly line, even.
accountmadeforants: That sounds like something from a fucking anime
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Book 1: "I will evade whenever I have a chance. Book 12: "Screw evading, I can stab them in the dick with my evil dagger"
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rosesmcgee: that must be some shit tier steel damn
Seneschal_JWS: "This dager is FOLDED EVIL"
accountmadeforants: "This evil fucking dagger has been folded 8000 times, and quenched in the blood of some guy's dick 8000 times"
Tom_Bruise: Big Bill Hell's Dick Stabbers, Bring your trade-in bring your wife, we'll stab her
Invitare: He was screaming for a very long time
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Invitare: He bangs on the wall and yells "Keep it down!"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tom_Bruise Exit 7b off Route 50, near the Love's Truck Stop.
Invitare: sweet, new ship
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants Who knew pelvis blood was the key to advanced folding. Topologists are about to get a whole lot more murderous.
Kentosaurus: donald duck costume
ContingentCat: each shoulder 4000 times or one shoulder 8000 times
accountmadeforants: @ArtDecoSunburn Things got really interesting when they discovered the definition of a hole was best expressed by stabbing someone 8000 times.
BusTed: 2359
saucemaster5000: place your bets
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants The NSF is very interested in the findings.
SnackPak_:
we got there
YFiddler:
ContingentCat: count to 8000 not do math within that number
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What happens if you accidentally slice on one of your stabs? Does it not count or do you have to start over?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArtDecoSunburn The new program officer is Jack D. Ripper.
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like you'd probably die of blood loss somewhere before 8000 stabs.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Alex_Frostfire Maybe he helpfully cauterizes in between every few stabs?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I feel like the author learned a new phrase while writing this.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looking at the pathing for this book, it looks pretty combat heavy
GreyThey: "My one weakness: Being stabbed 8,000 times!"
Invitare: @Alex_Frostfire Part of what makes it so evil is that it keeps you alive and concious for the entire thing
ArtDecoSunburn: When did we get Kai Mastery of Naval Architecture?
Invitare: no one tells then nuffin
whitefirecomix: classic IT department
Dog_of_Myth: It's above their pay grade.
jessicaengle: theyre fueled by sulphur no one gets fresh air
Houseboy23: I love that you have to count the whole number each time, it would take at least 2 hours to reach 8000 by counting it out fully
YFiddler: nope
jessicaengle: everyone gets sewer gas
Houseboy23: even speed running the count, you get to like 300, take a deep breath, then go back to stabbing
accountmadeforants:
I hope the "evil fucking dagger of stabbing someone 8000 times" makes a cameo in a future TTRPG Dice Friends
DoodlestheGreat: "It's not mine!"
Houseboy23: @accountmadeforants Yes please, someone clip this to Dale!
Seneschal_JWS: Drakkarim look like humans
YFiddler: they are evil humans in skeleton armor
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @YFiddler This
Invitare: "Oh that must be Hooded Dave"
Invitare: "Dave loves his hoods"
raulghoulia: Skeleton Axe
Seneschal_JWS: They wear metal masks, generally, and look like EEEEVVILLLL humans. But they are otherwise human-looking.
DoodlestheGreat: Mortar time.
Invitare: Translation: "Did you see where that guy with the evil dagger went? Sink that ship before he gets over here!"
saucemaster5000: it's a utica expression
ArtDecoSunburn: @saucemaster5000 A Magna Kai Master? At this Latitude? At this time of year?
DoodlestheGreat: "Nah, I'm sending them some free pears! They can have some vitamin C!"
Mr_Horrible: if I'm not mistaken, your teammate was the originator of that phrase
Mr_Horrible:
I like to think the guy with his hands up like is having a good tie
Mr_Horrible: "or if you don't give a shit about your countrymen"
raulghoulia: im good dog
rosesmcgee: Not feelin it today. Sorry countrymen
Mr_Horrible: "have bow, but eepy"
whitefirecomix: What if my back already hurts? Could the arrow fix it?
Seneschal_JWS: "Heavy Acupuncture"
saucemaster5000: counts "1....2...."
Mr_Horrible: me, seeing two boatmen coming to their captain's aid: "Silence, curs!"
rosesmcgee: Ain't nothing silent about this
Houseboy23: How is combat supposed to work? are we just Yes And'ing whichever we choose?
Seneschal_JWS: You choose a random number, Beej messes with the paper, you consult a chart.
whitefirecomix: If we lose we just die and would have to reset, which would be fun
Vinewood_OG: Difficulty: "story mode"
raulghoulia: alright. book 1 again
Tom_Bruise: why roll dice when throwing onions at scorpion monsters does the trick?
whitefirecomix: Last fight of the last book you should play the combat straight, and start from Book 1 again if we lose
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is a very combat heavy book
whitefirecomix: Just seems like it's combat heavy because we're stabbing so much
Izandai:
whitefirecomix: 'click'
Spritz_T: that's pretty anime
Seneschal_JWS: "You can't just kil people. You have to say something cool first."
Alex_Frostfire: Give them the Lava Axe special. "Catch!"
Izandai: oops
rosesmcgee: Burns through witches and digs through the ditches and bores the the ranks of the drakkarim
Izandai: Well, you're not dead.
rosesmcgee: How many years later do you wake up?
accountmadeforants: So the catapult plan totally woulda worked
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, is the wolf still lone?
accountmadeforants: @ButButTheJesus He is now, all our allies died again
saucemaster5000: you notice a large spoon next to you
ButButTheJesus: @accountmadeforants neat!
Seneschal_JWS: "Leonardo DiCaprio is floating nearby"
ButButTheJesus: you wake in half an orb
accountmadeforants: They've got Evil Fucking Spears Of Stabbing 5 Times. Not as bad, but still
Strebenherz: Okay so is Adam stabbing a guy for two hours straight one stab a second, or is he like stabbing him at sublight speeds?
rosesmcgee: How much would it cost to make a dagger that stabs 8000 times? We can't, we don't know how
Izandai: Takes a lot less time, too. We value efficiency in this company.
Invitare: a beach covered in shingles
Seneschal_JWS: Shingle means small stones
SquareDotCube: like the one on your island
accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz It clearly takes some time because the first time around he mentioned that everyone else stopped fighting and spent all that time looking. Maybe not two hours but I'm guessing 10 minutes at least.
Izandai: "A shingle beach, also known as either a cobble beach or gravel beach, is a commonly narrow beach that is composed of coarse, loose, well-rounded, and waterworn gravel, called shingle. The gravel (shingle) typically consists of smooth, spheroidal to flattened, pebbles, cobbles, and sometimes small boulders, generally in the 2 to 20 centimetres (0.8 to 7.9 in) size range."
Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants okay so if it's ten minutes ish, that's still like 13 stabs A SECOND xD
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Izandai At least it doesn't contain any large boulders the size of a small boulder
itsr67: Every?
Dog_of_Myth: That's just skull beach
Seneschal_JWS: "It took us WEEKS to carve all those rocks to look like skulls, glad that someone turned up to appreciate it."
Seneschal_JWS: WILL ADAM CHOOSE THE BEAR
accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz You gotta sorta tense your arm so it starts bouncing automatically, it's basic Evil Fucking Weapon technique
Izandai:
ButButTheJesus: as is tradition
Vinewood_OG: Fucking. Typical.
accountmadeforants: "If you have a flag in your inventory..."
Tom_Bruise: "This cave is too moist. This cave is too drafty. Ah, this one's just right"
RockPusher: I guess our animal mastery doesn't let us chat with this animal then
lamina5432: Cursed bow time
Tom_Bruise: that's a good drawing
n3ther: oh hello there
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is somewhere between bear and yeti
itsr67: That's me
Juliamon: It's a bear with a yeti head
ButButTheJesus: manbearpig
RockPusher: You explode its head
WiJohn: Wee-eee-ooo
accountmadeforants: Oh shit! Something susceptible to Mindblast! Finally!
Seneschal_JWS: "A bear with the face of a primate" DOES seem promising as a Grindr profile...
dougma: scanners time
ButButTheJesus: like scanners but the whole body
itsr67: LMFAO
Tom_Bruise: Get mind-inverted, Bigbearfoot!
ButButTheJesus: i do we had willow on vhs
Kentosaurus: now we have to stab things 8001+ times
RockPusher: Adam wants the mythic tales of Lone Wolf not to be all samey
Seneschal_JWS: "Pull it off with our brain"
Seneschal_JWS: Uh... OH MY
accountmadeforants: I'm definitely laughing
ButButTheJesus: i had a giggl
A_Catastrophic_Success: I laughed
accountmadeforants: Or in this case, all his fur is still floating there but his skin is gone
GedankenPalast_: my face often hurts during these book sessions, is very funny
itsr67: power word regurgitate
lamina5432: Theres a few books i have gotten stomach churned.
accountmadeforants: And now we can climb inside it for warmth!
Tom_Bruise: cave's too stinky now, predators can't enter
Izandai:
accountmadeforants: Good thing we didn't stab it 8000 times and turned it into paste!
ButButTheJesus: are we OP?
Tom_Bruise: there's the bit where Luke is dangling upside down from a cave ceiling and slashes a yeti's arm off
Mai_Andra: Luke cut the arm off a snow sasquatch...
ButButTheJesus: is there a droid that's temporarily regarded as a god
PharaohBender27: Empire Strikes Back is Yoda training, Cloud City and Vader father reveal
Invitare: Wampa
SquareDotCube: we find out Ganash is our father
Strebenherz: we have wookies at home
accountmadeforants: "Mutants"?
PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube No!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
jessicaengle: Prehensile hands?
accountmadeforants: Mutated from what?
Seneschal_JWS: I guess prehensile hands is meant to mean long fingers and also thumbs?
accountmadeforants: Ah
Invitare: He could have escaped the ship and swam awa-oh his legs were broken
accountmadeforants: @Invitare He could've ended up in his own cup-shaped piece of wreckage?
accountmadeforants: This is why we make our ships out of cup-shaped parts
PharaohBender27: Yeah, methinks there might need to be a second stream for this book (I'll rely on people more familiar with this book, though)
Seneschal_JWS: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, we're not even halfway.
Invitare: rendezvous with our good friend, and trusty ally "The Slavemaster"
Tom_Bruise: I feel like we have yet to do anything in this book
Tom_Bruise: we got on a boat, it sank
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Looks like a little less than halfway through the book so far.
Tom_Bruise: there was a scorpion guy, we threw onions at it
accountmadeforants: Looking at the path chart for the book, we're about halfway to to 2/3rds through
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Certainly not 2/3s. Half at best
Seneschal_JWS: IIRC, we might be halfway on sections, but there's a lot more plot and stuff to go - i.e. more long reading instead of short flips around fights.
jessicaengle: Mugs!
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: No worries
Izandai: Oh no, more streams of this. What a tragedy.
Strebenherz:
TheMerricat: Oh NO! More Dice Friends in the future? HOW HORRIBLE!
PharaohBender27: No worries. This IS the finale of the Magna Kai, after all
Tom_Bruise: let's go stab some bigbearfeet 8000s of more times
Strebenherz:
Look the Adam+Beej fucking around is why we're here
Izandai: Jesus, wow.
lamina5432: 3 years
Izandai: Wait is this an ongoing series?
Darleysam: buckle up!
Seneschal_JWS:
There's also 4 Grey Star books, plus Autumn Snow, Mongoose Bonus ADventures, etc...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Izandai Joe's son had taken up finishing up his dad's plan.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Most of these books were written in the 80s and 90s
Izandai: Oh dang, I figured this was a series that was written in like, starting in the 80s and maybe continuing into the 2000s if there were that many. But I figured it was all done. That's cool.
Juliamon: We're a Kai master, not a professional strategist
accountmadeforants: Should've pushed for the catapult plan
Seneschal_JWS: Started 80s, got to Book 28 in the nineties, resumed publisihing a few years ago and ends at 32
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Izandai I think all but the final four came out before 96, and then a large break before more came out
Strebenherz:
if we were a professional strategist maybe we wouldn't be on like "guide/assistant 20" and about to hit 21
Izandai: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Okay, that makes sense.
PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants "You realize that despite knowing what blood pressure is, your people had not figured out terminal velocity, and you splat against a wall in Helgedad. Your journey ends here."
Seneschal_JWS: It's a little-known fact that pairs of shoes hanging from wires is a result of fans of eighties fantasy trying to make grappling hooks.
Nigouki: hold up, we spent TWO hours watching a two-minute cycle!?
Strebenherz:
Had to make sure the guards weren't going to screw with you and do new routines
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Every 120 stabs, a new one would show up.
Houseboy23: Well it does take 2 hours to count to 8000, maybe once he starts his OCD won't let him stop
Houseboy23: That's why the dagger is so evil
n3ther: it definitely could be
Strebenherz: Damn sailor moon working out some stuff
Strebenherz: Call her Sailor 8000-Stabbings
korvys: What kind of knife do you think it is? Like a kitchen knife? Or one of those impossible mall-ninja daggers?
PharaohBender27: @korvys Definitely the latter
Strebenherz: Just innocent winged men!
ContingentCat: And then stab them 7999 more times
PharaohBender27:
@ContingentCat Is it 8,000 times per person, or just 8,000 times per stabbing session? 
Strebenherz: our WHAT
BusTed:
ContingentCat: @PharaohBender27 Depends on our mood
n3ther: weird superpower
Izandai: Depends who you ask.
saucemaster5000: War, Death, Pisstelence, Salmon
20 raiders from LunarJade have joined!
GapFiller: HEATHER RAID!!!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
SaxPython:
What's up Lone Wolf? 
loufghyslaufey: Ggs. Ggs, everyone, Ggs
Juliamon: Welcome squad! Did you solve the crime?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather raid!!
ContingentCat: Welcome to this Heather and friends!
Strebenherz: Howdy Heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ended right before the trial
adept_nekomancer: We're here to hear about whether we've lost any horses and/or named companions yet.
ButButTheJesus: hewwo heather
PhuzNutz: Is Adam only now starting to question if he's the bad guy??
Juliamon: We have, in fact, lost a full ship and crew
PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer Well, we were on a ship that has now sunk, so . . .
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 Cursed voyage...
SaxPython: Ghost Ship?
Strebenherz: "Are we the bad guys??" *Makes plan to ambush stab a guy not five minutes later*
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we have invisibility
SquareDotCube: just like the Death Star!
PharaohBender27: "Why is your uniform so ill-fitting and covered in blood?"
n3ther:
6 ft on a good day 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @PharaohBender27 And have 8000 stab holes?
Houseboy23: @Dread_Pirate_Westley damnit I was typing that exactly that
Izandai:
SquareDotCube: ventilation
ContingentCat: It's a fashion statement
SnackPak_: have an arrow, leave an arrow
PharaohBender27: We splurged for the extra-sturdy arrows
Seneschal_JWS: SILVER BOW OF DUADON
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: isn't the bow magic?
Seneschal_JWS: YOU HAVE A BONUS!
Seneschal_JWS: SILVER BOW! +2!
Strebenherz: WHELP
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
Izandai: Wait for it...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also Weaponmastery +3
loufghyslaufey: Sorry! I missed the arrow! What Just Happened?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai c\
n3ther: oh do they always capitalize Arrow?
Seneschal_JWS: Silver Bow of Duadon, Special Item from Book 6. You definitely got it.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it was for mace
Strebenherz: yeah that was the archery competition i remember that one
Seneschal_JWS: You won an archery contest to get it. Then your wizard buddy got kidnapped.
itira: tehe
Izandai: The 0-4 passage continued that you only wounded him superficially.
Houseboy23: That's what she said???
Tom_Bruise: please don't call arrows deadly shafts
Seneschal_JWS: Kidnapped by followers of Roark, the rich asshole with the demon dog you meta couple of times since.
PharaohBender27: Yep, Book 6
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: all the cities smelled good
PharaohBender27: I was waiting for approval to put my notes for Book 11, but maybe I'll do so anyhow (but clarify that they're mine)
Seneschal_JWS: "We met his ex, and she was a cat, but not as much of a cat as we expected, which was a disappointment."
accountmadeforants: The creepy mummified hand that we instinctively knew eats brains
Micsig: we be divesting and impregnating
Seneschal_JWS: I forget which book, but there's definitely a bit somewhere where if you pay in Crowns instead of local currency they get suspicious of you because you have Sommlending money.
Houseboy23: in the Darklands we accept $DarkCoyn!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: once again, are we sure we're not the baddies?
adept_nekomancer: You need to pay in local currency, or possibly oede.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @PharaohBender27 Beej did say something to that effect at the start of the stream.
Seneschal_JWS:
@Houseboy23 Drakkarim use $DrakCoyn
WiJohn: Big, strong horse. Tears in its eyes
Strebenherz: they definitely do remember stuff like that
Strebenherz: also they spook easy
Houseboy23: The biggliest horse! Not just me saying it, Everyones saying it
accountmadeforants: Horses are just fuckoff big and heavy
saucemaster5000: clown car string
Seneschal_JWS: "The next stream will be delated due to Adam unravelling the book. We have to get a new copy."
PharaohBender27: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Oh, I missed that - did he indicate whether they should or shouldn't be posted on the wiki?
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 He said to add them to the wiki
Juliamon: (or send them to someone who can)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @PharaohBender27 I think it was something like "Get it to me [Beej], or the wiki editors."
Coherent_Noise: @Seneschal_JWS Was that a literal unraveling of the binding?
PharaohBender27:
@Juliamon Thanks! Looks like I might need to do some work on formatting, since the preview is looking not great . . .
Houseboy23: Hey, Arizona is beige, not gray!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Contributing late: horses have VERY good memories
accountmadeforants: Psi-Surge is always accompanied by a *ding* noise once it finishes
Seneschal_JWS: @Coherent_Noise Nah it was just the bookmark ribbon
Houseboy23: @accountmadeforants or the scene from Scanners, or both
Thefluffiestguineapig: And people forget that it isn't just about their size, they have weapons for feet
accountmadeforants: @Houseboy23 Well yes it Scanners them (or takes their skin, as Adam described earlier), but afterwards there's the *ding*
Thefluffiestguineapig: But anyway, back to the story
accountmadeforants: Also it makes them rotate in place but you can turn that off
Houseboy23: lol
Juliamon: "he's nonverbal but he gets the job done"
Seneschal_JWS: "That's Shy Bob. Guess he was caught cheating at cards again."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Some actual real surgeons
Seneschal_JWS: In D&D terms, you're a powerful Psion rather than a wizard.
accountmadeforants: I don't know I think Actual Factual Invisibility would be more useful, we could just walk up to the Darklord and nuke him right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seneschal_JWS Means they didn't have to think about "ok, are you in deep brush right now because that might invalidate the invisibility"
korvys: Oh, Black Flag is playing? Sick
Twilight_Spark: An Imperial Nazgul mount.
accountmadeforants: We're stealing a plane!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants As a DM one of my favorite things to a rogue with a cloak of invisibility was make them roll for stealth and say "oh they can't see you, but you make ALL THE NOISE" if they fail
accountmadeforants: We're going to learn how to fly a plane!
Seneschal_JWS: A bourgeious kraan.
Twilight_Spark: I've been doing a reread of RotK recently, this part of the books is like the worst tendencies from that taken to 11. XD
Strebenherz: Must have been a masterlock
accountmadeforants:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
Or you collide into a cabinet and are now covered in flour
Strebenherz: LEGIT THOUGH
ArtDecoSunburn: Unaccompanied minors.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants "that item you were trying to grab clangs on the floor and rolls away, now roll to see if it is broken and let me do some rolls to see something.....they connect that to where you are"
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's great.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Added my notes from Book 11 to the Wiki - I had been worried I shouldn't do so unless sanctioned. I made it clear they were my notes because Beej was absent.
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 awesome, thanks!
PharaohBender27:
SnackPak_:
ghizmou: he s so potato cute
Seneschal_JWS: EVIL sword. It stabs NINE thousand times.
Darleysam:
the sword of stab-you-in-the-dick 8001 times 
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SnackPak_: thats the good stuff
DoodlestheGreat: EEEEEEVILLLLLL
CaptainSpam: The only way it's more evil is if they add more Es. EEEEEEEEEEVIL.
ButButTheJesus: EEEEEvillll
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn I like doing silly things like that where people think "I am stealth incarnate now" and realize "wait, the enemy has other senses, shit and I still have to succeed at dex rolls"
Vinewood_OG:
Houseboy23: The Sword of parrying dick stabs 8001 times, what happens when the immovable objects meets the unstoppable force
Strebenherz: no argument from me
Dog_of_Myth: Mitch.?
Juliamon: it's Mitch
adept_nekomancer: No, no, our government officials just have brain worms.
Twilight_Spark: It's Mitch McConnell after his next term.
SnackPak_: Kojima wrote this?
Vinewood_OG: Story checks out
Izandai: Too real, Beej.
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with a pain disorder, only men can get away with having the pain be visible to others
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, yeah. Looks like him too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Beej is correct
Houseboy23: Not Turtle-y enough for mitch
ArtDecoSunburn: @Twilight_Spark It's Mitch McConnell this term, apparently.
rosesmcgee: This is Mitch as he leaves the senate and starts sitting on boards of directors
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Pfffffft, he's never leaving the senate
Seneschal_JWS: You kick Kraagenskul?! Jail for shipwrights! Jail for 1000 years!
Izandai: Great voice.
Thefluffiestguineapig: New voice for Adam, good voice
SnackPak_: A+ Evil voice
Juliamon: the Vantablade
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig You'd be a game master tailor made for WFRP, which is decidedly unheroic, but is funny.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Vanta black blade?
Twilight_Spark: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh no, he's simply dead this term. Undead next term.
SquareDotCube: That sword is so evil it's censored!
Izandai: Uh oh, spaghetti-oes.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Juliamon Same brain cell
Izandai:
e_bloc: I guess we needed the magna kai improved improved ability
Dog_of_Myth:
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig As cynical as I am, he's not running so unless there's an enthusiastic write in campaign he's done this year.
Thefluffiestguineapig: "No we literally cannot see this my lord"
e_bloc: it costs to be the boss and to be that fly is the same expense
ArtDecoSunburn: @Twilight_Spark "McConnell, Liche - Kentucky"
itsr67: has sound effects
e_bloc: did you guys even charge this overnight
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: I need a USB-C
Twilight_Spark: Oh come now. I use them for my hurricane emergency lantern.
SquareDotCube: like a flashlight
Juliamon: alas, Game Gear was AAs
Juliamon: 6xAA
ZuNy77: you need 6d6 D batteries
e_bloc: @Juliamon oh god I remember throwing them in the freezer out of desperation
Twilight_Spark: There's actually a good amount of gear like that which takes the D.
JohnLockeCole: the Ds come 4 to a package, so for 6 you need to buy 8
Strebenherz: USB micro, DD batteries AND nine volt, all together, plus a couple of watch batteries
Izandai:
Make a correct joke.
Omthebox: 185 watch batteries
Seneschal_JWS: LET ADAM MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIS D
e_bloc: maybe if his sword was better impregnated
Izandai:
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc: why let the truth get in the way of a good joke
Twilight_Spark: And that's why you're going to biblically inaccurate hell.
Seneschal_JWS: Biblically accurate batteries
Twilight_Spark: Helgadad I mean.
ContingentCat: We make blasphemous jokes here
Vinewood_OG: Artistic lying
e_bloc: magna kai darklord kraagenskul are all words that are not in the bible
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: add it to the list
esstaroza_:
Twilight_Spark: You'll like the next series.
e_bloc: you have the magna kai discipline of honorary doctorate of medicine
SquareDotCube: Joe Dever must've got a Taber's Dictionary
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Adam learned what the CNS is today?
Seneschal_JWS: @e_bloc Not in the King James translation, sure. But in the septuagint...
rosesmcgee: "Please, use the other one. Just shoot me with the laser, I beg you"
raulghoulia: we're going to find out we know punnet squares and need it for genealogy
e_bloc: "they said this was one of a kind":
accountmadeforants:
I like the "secretly thankful" bit
e_bloc:
@Seneschal_JWS 
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, just building on the joke about how much people in this fantasy setting know, such as the concepts of blood pressure and oxygen
DoodlestheGreat: "I didn't get it at Tescos!"
gualdhar: conqueror of Cloaca?
e_bloc: there's only one way in and out of cloeasia
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Ah, so Lone Wolf learned other people actually have brains and he is the one with the orange cat brain cell
Strebenherz:
@gualdhar 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc That word is cursed
e_bloc:
e_bloc: and . . . . now kiss
SquareDotCube: ok Homer
Vinewood_OG: It's Homer with a gun all over again
accountmadeforants:
e_bloc: picks up his dirty laundry with the sword
accountmadeforants: I'm cackling
Izandai: Wait, is it electricity or is it fire? Those are distinct things.
Twilight_Spark: I'm edging so close... I'm about to Kraagenskûl.
e_bloc: well this won't take long
accountmadeforants: Wait we know about Current!
Seneschal_JWS: "TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW." "DIscarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese"
accountmadeforants: Holy shit the Evil Fucking Dagger is relevant!
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE EVIL DAGGER CAME BACK
Darleysam: "nooooo, my diiiiick"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @accountmadeforants It has appear before in situtations like this, but Adam used to always go with the sommerswerd option.
ButButTheJesus: "MY DIIIIICKKKKK"
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Strebenherz: "If you possess the dagger of eight thousand dick stabbings, turn to page..."
Seneschal_JWS: Touching tips.
e_bloc: yeah there's gotta be a one-winged angel after this
NotCainNorAbel: It takes 16,000 stabs to kill him
Darleysam: @NotCainNorAbel second health bar
e_bloc: you know I'll go in and check if he gets stabbed 8100 times
itsr67: i do that at work
accountmadeforants:
@AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I legitimately forgot/hadn't noticed, but it makes this moment even more cathartic
PharaohBender27: I don't even know what that game is!
Omnipotrevor: Do the kids still do it?
SquareDotCube: Well Adam get a DBloon
Izandai: Oh my school had that one for a bit. Everyone had to say "this guy's" instead.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit that's hilarious
e_bloc: mine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mine *seagull*
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e_bloc: at first I heard 'mime'
accountmadeforants: Evil Fucking Sword of 10,000 Stabs!
SquareDotCube: hell yeah dual swords
rosesmcgee: Hazmat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Evil sword to go with the evil fucking dagger
e_bloc: why wouldnt you take it
Seneschal_JWS: Evil sword to go with evil knife. They'll look lovely together displayed on the kitchen wall.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you take HIS scabbard?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It usually tells you how special items are used.
loufghyslaufey: The writer wantes to depict somethjng rather... theatrical
loufghyslaufey: *wanted
Coherent_Noise: Keeping Soul Caliber/Edge never went poorly for anyone
e_bloc: in 200 years your grandkids are gonna be like 'oh god grandpa brought home some darklord artifacts from the war'
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe so other people won't see it. "Hey why do you have Kraagenskul's sword?" "He uh... let me borrow it?"
loufghyslaufey: Heh, spoils
SquareDotCube: interesting footnote
e_bloc: how often do you get to try to fool a death knight
Sapphic_Shenanigans: "Yeah it's Jim the Terrible's birthday today."
accountmadeforants: So we need 2 or higher
RockPusher: The Kai power of accents works again!
accountmadeforants: "It's a living"
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Thank fuck my replacement is here, I've worked 16 hours straight"
Twilight_Spark: Yeah no, Lord of the Rings is very transparent about that.
accountmadeforants: It becomes submissive and rideable
n3ther:
oh a sub? 
DoodlestheGreat: Sucker is totally unfaithful.
e_bloc: this still seems like a bad idea
e_bloc: slavemaster (ally)
Twilight_Spark: Padded saddle, submissive Zlanbeast, and a tug on the reins.
Twilight_Spark: Can this really be an accident?
e_bloc: its just his name, he only has his bachelor's degree in slavery
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accountmadeforants: He's more like a swordmaster or master painter, he's just an expert slave. This isn't any better, but bad in a different way!
PharaohBender27: Volcano farm!
Twilight_Spark: Do they all have channels in them to direct the lava?
Twilight_Spark: Sorry about the rumbling, my metal band has to practice some time.
e_bloc: finally we found ohio
PharaohBender27: Oh this IS Mordor!
PharaohBender27:
@e_bloc
Dog_of_Myth:
@e_bloc
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If nothing grows here, and the water is all contaminated what do the residents eat or drink?
Twilight_Spark: @PharaohBender27 Hey, that's ridiculous. Mordor only has ONE volcano.
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e_bloc:
letsbelgo: my tower is unbent too
PharaohBender27: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Substandard meat and contaminated water
Vinewood_OG: Listen, some of us are like 6 weeks from Mad Max. It's all relative.
e_bloc: I think we're about 200 pages past common sense
e_bloc: this guy who looks just like the lost magna kai showed up and is fucking around who could it be lets let him be
e_bloc: klatuu, barata ,.a..a.
Twilight_Spark: Summerlund is a mistake of kerning?
adept_nekomancer: @e_bloc klepto, barista, nicotine!
Seneschal_JWS: Is he single?
ContingentCat: Summerland is learning
Izandai:
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accountmadeforants: Talking about the bit where you're always holding a whip
ButButTheJesus: maybe that's not you
e_bloc: its a hobby
omdorastrix: what about bait master?
SquareDotCube: You should check out Uncle Grillmaster
Izandai: And our sister "Head" Mistress. Yes the quotes are on the birth certificate.
e_bloc: I guess we got into some of that oede
accountmadeforants: "Yes, they have given me money and power, but I want *more* money and power! All the money, forever! That's all I really want!"
e_bloc: there's mandatory overtime and it's bullshit
ContingentCat: That's what they always say with great power comes no consequences
Seneschal_JWS: "WHy do you oppose the darklords?" "Allow me to explain about late-stage capitalism"
PharaohBender27: Great, so we're doing an Operation Paperclip
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That never goes badly/has consequences
ButButTheJesus: the true EEEEEvil
RockPusher: PharaohBender27 *our* German rocket scientists are better than *your* German rocket scientists!
e_bloc: they got boats with smokestacks
Seneschal_JWS: President Reagnaag
ButButTheJesus: NOT THE GANAGANOMICS
accountmadeforants: "I was trickling down my economics, pissing all over my slaves. But the Darklords! They refuse to piss on me with their piss battleships!"
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Mr_Horrible: that's gonna be a vocal stim for a week at least
Vinewood_OG: Admiral Akbar .gif
Izandai: Don't kinkshame.
e_bloc: but go commando
gualdhar: "I'm into hunchbacks, its really hot"
SquareDotCube: has a hunchback kink
SquareDotCube: "Let me be the backpack"
Mai_Andra:
What's Liganim?
accountmadeforants: Liganeeze nuts
ButButTheJesus: 12 book leadup
PharaohBender27: "It was a Ligma from Boffa"
accountmadeforants: Liganim deeze Nudziranim
TheMerricat:
Yeah chat, I don't think we are getting through the book tonight.
Vinewood_OG: Lord of Succondis
Darleysam: release the mind goblin!
PharaohBender27: "Yeah he got accidentally pushed onto a bed of lethally sharp spikes, it was quite unfortunate"
Spritz_T: @Vinewood_OG but who are the Succondis?
Darleysam: succondis delicious werther's orignal he he gottem
NotCainNorAbel: This is just a gang war?
PharaohBender27: Also what's that in the last paragraph, Paul?
ArtDecoSunburn: Need to brush up on Season 2.
e_bloc: so the second season starts on the docks
PharaohBender27: "Curious-looking device by which he tells the time of day"
RockPusher: oh shit we Mad Max now
kdefinition: "It is called a Ford F150, Lone Wolf."
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh hey its one of those Jawa things
SquareDotCube: Oh damn a road train
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @RockPusher No, that's the Freeway Warrior series.
NotCainNorAbel: housekeeping...you want pillow
Juliamon: ticket check
PharaohBender27:
1200 I await the eventual triumph of the Magna Kai!
RockPusher: Improv enjoys company
TheMerricat: So it WAS Beej's fault?
fastlane250: Well that was some fun content to have on while making a spreadsheet of all my physical video media
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
ButButTheJesus: thamk for strem!
Ashmantle:
spethycakes:
ContingentCat:
It's definitely better with Beej
jadielady: thanks y'all for the stream!
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lamina5432: thanks for the strem
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Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to Arikell, just_gut, critthaler, J4Y_4NDY, and emsheabklyn! (Today's storm count: 23)
Coherent_Noise: Great stream gentlemen. Thank you for these
SnackPak_:
double dip
accountmadeforants: Neat!
ghizmou: gg
NotCainNorAbel:
500
shendaras:
GedankenPalast_:
rosesmcgee: Now the thrilling conclusion
ArtDecoSunburn: Most enjoyable. Thank you.
e_bloc: its better this way
Seneschal_JWS: Can we open the next episode with the Star Trek TNG "And now, the conclusion" voiceover?
itira: someone get this man some tea!
KWardJenx: Beej is back. Back again
PharaohBender27: @Seneschal_JWS I suspect that would get muted
accountmadeforants:
There were some fun shows this time, though I only really watched some of them
lamina5432: I did 20 while airing and I still need to hit another 20
RockPusher: I'm on track to watch something like 100 series this year
GapFiller: this is a change to the scheduled Send Codes isnt it?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I had about a dozen shows, but a couple had to fall by thew wayside.
GapFiller: it was originally meant to be Naron right
Juliamon: yep, it got changed
KWardJenx: Ciaphus Cain seems to be doing alright
PharaohBender27: Unless you're an ork, in which case you are excited for WAAAAAAAAUGH
DoodlestheGreat: I've already seen some first episodes of the new season. Good stuff, Maynard.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I was thinking it was a Cameron stream.
SnackPak_: crossing the spoops in october
rosesmcgee: So Alex will be on this one, got it
GapFiller:
!?
PharaohBender27:
DoodlestheGreat: You're allergic to beej.
gualdhar: playing it intentionally?
PharaohBender27: @DoodlestheGreat But Beej wasn't there last time!
Mai_Andra: Maybe Adam is allergic to No-Beej...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He is allergic to books, but Beej is the antidote.
Dog_of_Myth:
shendaras:
RockPusher: Thank you!
itira:
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
PharaohBender27:
Vinewood_OG:
Spritz_T: buh-bye
DoodlestheGreat: I _am_ home.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Nigouki: Thanks for the great show!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If I never close the tab, does that mean I'm staying here?
Juliamon: imma go watch some highlights
lamina5432: nini
jessicaengle:
Juliamon: I hear this week's batch has lots of Pummel Party
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
GapFiller: !beej
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