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e_bloc: huh
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e_bloc: its funny in retrospect
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Spritz_T: we got mov... uh, magic sign
a__travisty: Anyone had any fun coincidences with the new set yet? someone cast "Get lost" on my "Fblthp, impossibly lost" and I was like: "Dude he's already impossibly lost do you really need to make him even more lost...
MikeProvencher: Nailed it.
emilevitt:
accountmadeforants: Synchronized leg crossing
leodanet: hello paul
couchboyj: Baby my deck's on fire~
tehfewl: im giving serge $10
irikaj: canadian canlander
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GhostValv:
use protection yall 
e_bloc: given the options i think we're in shadowmoor
Anubis169: ^everybody check those out
e_bloc: - from yesterday
BrowneePointz: Hello my (drop of)Honey Hello my (angry)Baby, hello my Rag(time stop) Gal…
ZePinkOne: i caught a real taping of Canadian highlander/!
ZePinkOne: LETS GO!
ZePinkOne: First up is Serge vs Ben BEN?!
ZePinkOne: he's allowed out from the tech booth??
e_bloc: I also got a I *heart* WUBRG button though (two orders)
Micalovits: @ZePinkOne When not recording north 100 showdown he is
tehfewl: Izzet affinity?
ZePinkOne: @Micalovits ah yes the punishment zone
ZePinkOne: if iits not north 100 serge might win a game!
Micalovits: Good joke
Micalovits: Keep it simple, make mana
e_bloc: liliana?
matthaus_c: 2 power on turn 2?? who balances this format
mediumdres: the wheels are coming off the serge train
BrowneePointz: Constructed all star alseid
e_bloc: shields are down
IbunWest: Okay it's super dead
FatefulWaffle: Is this an evening of Canlander or a Whamjangle?
leodanet: presents? is it christmas already?
thraximore: hahaha
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
thraximore: talk about a hoser
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Master of Etherium [2U] | Artifact Creature — Vedalken Wizard [*/*] | Master of Etherium's power and toughness are each equal to the number of artifacts you control. / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
KettlesAtWar: are those sleeves available to buy?
thraximore: LOVE master of etherium
Paranundrox: love me a Haywire Mite
benjamin_wheeler: !store
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NotCainNorAbel: from inside the moonbase!
Paranundrox: Grist/Deathrite/Haywire is such a good splash for Orzhov
Paranundrox: so many overlapping synergies
powerflapjack: wheeler lost incomprehensible amounts of respect for serge cutting his girl grist
benjamin_wheeler: I love Grist
LRRbot: Liliana the Faultless [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
KettlesAtWar: @LRRbot i only see the jace&vraska and urza sleeves available right now
LRRbot: Agatha's Soul Cauldron [2] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate abilities of creatures you control. / Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with Agatha's Soul Cauldron. / {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. When a creature card is exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
BrowneePointz: Toxic Mom has hit the table
Micalovits: There is a pretty sick soul sister deck in standard at the moment
Paranundrox: lets go
Juliamon: the EDSC sleeves will eventually be restocked
e_bloc: "I can fix you"
Paranundrox: Cauldron is obscene
Juliamon: turns out sleeves take a long time to restock
KettlesAtWar: gotcha thanks!
powerflapjack: live laugh liliana
Paranundrox: but Serge imagine if you had Cauldron + Grist
Decaped: Britney's back....
LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
leodanet: @benjamin_wheeler me when i'm in the 80s and dyslexic
CaptainSpam: Right about now, the funk soul cauldron. Check it out now, the funk soul cauldron.
LoadingReadyRun:
Bets on Serge losing >20 life in this game? >40?
LRRbot: Skateboard [1] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. / Equip {1}
Anubis169:
I'm not making that a prediction 
e_bloc: my money is on Serge losing about 27 life this game
thraximore: do an ollie!
powerflapjack: pop shove it on your deathtoucher
Juliamon: skateboard is extremely funny and the game needs that whimsy
James_the_Dabbler: *kickflips my skateboard*
BrowneePointz: I’m hoping we get some fun arcane artifacts in Darkhold Destiny
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
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e_bloc: my estimate is too low
Micalovits: Togethaaa
AugmentingPath: If the game doesn't go Serge's way, he should clearly blame Ajani and not Liliana
GhostValv: is it time for Ajani to kill his brother again?
LoadingReadyRun: Emrakul doing a 360 Ollie into the Blind Eternities
Drum0_0: cauldron and ajani is nasty
James_the_Dabbler: @LoadingReadyRun TONY HAWK?
LRRbot: Valkyrie Aerial Unit [5UU] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, surveil 2.
powerflapjack: @LoadingReadyRun jace doing a christ air into exploding the multiverse
theamc2000: gain 3 life lose 1?
letsbelgo: kickflip into my mouth
omegamarkel: I'm going to eat the skateboard is a great line
FurthestChunk: The Valkyrie has one of the best theme songs in Final Fantasy VII Remake
LoadingReadyRun: Skateboard should say only equip on non-flying
GreyThey: @James_the_Dabbler Aeons Torny Hawk
James_the_Dabbler: I don’t think that’s what they mean by “eating it”
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
letsbelgo: serge, stop
Micalovits: @LoadingReadyRun I have seen some sick flips in the air
Paranundrox: this is my kind of Magic
circusofkirkus: Serge and his formalwear
Desdae: Did Serge gain the life off Ajani becoming a Planeswalker?
theamc2000: did serge gain life of saccing the cat and flipping Ajani?
Paranundrox: @theamc2000 Haymire Mite lifegain is a trigger
Paranundrox: not part of the activated ability
LoadingReadyRun: @Micalovits you don't really *start* in the air, though
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theamc2000: @paranundrox ty for telling me that
Desdae: White Lili gains life off planeswalkers entering
FurthestChunk: !card Liliana the Fautless
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Bitterness: And off the cat token entering
e_bloc:
shiny cradle 
FurthestChunk: dangit i fucked the spelling
thraximore: !card liliana the faultless
LRRbot: Liliana the Faultless [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
FurthestChunk: and like two more from the Liliana triggering on Ajani backside yeah
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
AugmentingPath: dang, Serge has *two* mommies
James_the_Dabbler: Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry
AugmentingPath: Maybe Liliana's more of an Aunt (since she's a Mom and a Sister)
A_Dub888: Good evening friends! How Highlandy are our Canadians?
MegaDosX: @AugmentingPath I've been thinking of her as the Wine Aunt to Mother of Runes being Mom
letsbelgo: no wonder soul cauldren is a 40$ card
James_the_Dabbler: One drop two drop red drop blue drop
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX Thoughts on Giver of Runes relation to the family? Skrelv is the family dog, obviously
leodanet: what about virulent emissary? estranged uncle?
MegaDosX: @AugmentingPath Sister because she appears younger in the art
LoadingReadyRun: @James_the_Dabbler I assume someone has made an Izzet weenie deck with that name
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX she's a sister but without the soul. Must've missed that train
Fr0Dough: when someone plays mom, I feel like its a magic player saying "im telling mom"
Micalovits: @AugmentingPath Step mom
AugmentingPath: @Fr0Dough i'm telling mom you tried to doomblade me
dashiestand: Helloooo
powerflapjack: @Micalovits no that's giver of runes. she's steppe mom
Fr0Dough: @AugmentingPath Mooooom hes touching my life totallll
hd_dabnado: im low key thinking skullclamp here, put it on the raveger
e_bloc: krang, just for the lols
AugmentingPath: @Fr0Dough ugh don't make me gain protection from your shared color and separate you
LRRbot: Emissary Escort [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Soldier [0/4] | This creature gets +X/+0, where X is the greatest mana value among other artifacts you control.
powerflapjack: @hd_dabnado type 2 players from 22 years ago got chills
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
e_bloc: putting a mite in a cauldron is pretty messed up
Fr0Dough: oh no step mom is here
Krillin_fan: Serge's mom lets him have two moms?!
StrawdogG2: Soul Moms
Mr_Bitterness: Serge +1 life again
AugmentingPath: @Krillin_fan it's 3 now, Liliana also has a mom effect
irikaj: etb trigger
Krillin_fan: @AugmentingPath moms all the way down
A_Dub888: @AugmentingPath *to the tune of My Three Sons* Serge's three moms
flatluigi: putting one of the moms in the cauldron also funny
Micalovits: Fittingly, Lilliana is a pretty bad mom
irikaj: Serge's Three Moms have got it going on
flatluigi: or the alseid
durketh:
annoyed to death by wine moms
AugmentingPath: @Micalovits well, it's not her fault, as clearly indicated by her epithet
e_bloc: stay vigiliant, put on a party dress
dashiestand: @flatluigi = hot mom
theamc2000: does cat die?
thraximore: 100% that Shuri is getting shuffled into Serge's deck after this game
Paranundrox: yup
neisan2112: Mite is also Exile
Paranundrox: correct
theamc2000: paranundeox told me it was a trigger earlier
Fruan: @thraximore Sames sleeves, too.
thraximore: that's what increased it from 99% to 100%
Paranundrox: Haywire Mite gaining 2 on chumps is so relevant
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
AugmentingPath: is Ben playing engineered explosives?
Paranundrox: yeah this is the issue with Soul Sisters over a grindier Martyr Proc style list, imo
e_bloc: great deck
Paranundrox: you just have a lower card quality overall
Krillin_fan: random ff7 mob carrying Ben home
e_bloc: powder keg says hi
powerflapjack: @Krillin_fan whoa whoa whoa, that's a boss thank you very much
thraximore: thank you!
Paranundrox: Giver + Cauldron means Karnstructs don't do very much
StrawdogG2: Because Urza deserves it.
StrawdogG2: To send a message.
irikaj: why didn't he blow up the valk aerial unit
e_bloc: ravager's ability seems relevant
irikaj: is there something on board I didn't see
powerflapjack: @irikaj with what
BrowneePointz: Card slaps, card also has a big mental tax. my kind of card
FurthestChunk: because haywire mite can't do that
Clicklesly: @irikaj Mite is non-creature iirc
powerflapjack: haywire mite only hits noncreatures
irikaj: oh non-creature
irikaj: ^^
powerflapjack: or else ben is completely shut out
LoadingReadyRun:
Just can't avoid being cute
dashiestand:
AugmentingPath: !card haywire mite
LRRbot: Haywire Mite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. / {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.
AugmentingPath: yeah, non-creature artifact or enchantment
Paranundrox: This is also a style of list where the margins are so so important. You'll get to the end of the game and realize you lost it for one small decision made 3 turns ago
AugmentingPath: a lot of small, high density words in that ability
seemsdeece: !decklists
Paranundrox: when to be the beatdown and when to play more controlling is heavily contextual
AugmentingPath: keep it, Sojourner's Companion is cute enough to carry
Mustang_Redcloak: Has anyone at Moonbase read Understanding Gush?
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A_Dub888: !findquote magic the gathering
LRRbot: Quote #358: "That's a Magic: The Gathering Card" —SGDoc [2015-06-18]
DigitalSeahorse:
gualdhar: fuck Magic, more yapping
Mustang_Redcloak: Nice
Paranundrox: you *get* to go to 5
DigitechWire: wow, SGDoc. thats a name i haven't seen in ages
powerflapjack: you're not going to 5, you're drawing a YGO or Neuroscape starting hand
62MGcobra: Magic is great, you can miss with a 99%
fcloud:
fuck me, magic the gathering has CARDS now? 
times sure have changed
GhostValv: beeg krang
StrawdogG2: Let's all mulligan to 1 and jump into the abyss together.
e_bloc: krang krang revolution
fcloud: why do they let you start with cards in hand, anyway? seems unnecessary
Micalovits: No 1 drops *yet*
Mustang_Redcloak: Going second? Mull to zero, draw Bazaar, gg
LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put each creature card exiled with this artifact onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Chrome Dome [2] | Artifact Creature — Robot Ninja [1/3] | Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0. / {5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd [1W] | Legendary Creature — Dog [2/2] | Flash / Whenever Phelia attacks, exile up to one other target nonland permanent. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it entered under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Phelia.
tehfewl: blast the dog
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
Micalovits: Eewwww
thraximore: OOF
neisan2112: WOOOF
letsbelgo: ok serge
DragonMZ: damn savage
Mustang_Redcloak: Serge chose violence
e_bloc: game 3
e_bloc: can't flicker your own stuff I guess
Fruan: Time to send everyone except the dog to a farm upstate!
A_Dub888: Serge Yeager: The nicest person do Containment Dog you
LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
e_bloc: except your own dog I suppose
powerflapjack: the eternal Beej quote: "imagine if Serge was an asshole"
e_bloc: *own priest
betweenmyself: Serge Yeager: a boiling cauldron of rage, ready to spill over
DigitalSeahorse: Hateful cinnamon roll Serge
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Fruan: WOW
flatluigi: damn serge
Krillin_fan: good lord Serge, that man has a family!
Fruan: A fistful of hate
Micalovits: !decks
James_the_Dabbler: Serge what the hell
e_bloc: lol tinker priest
IbunWest: idiot bird
e_bloc: thats hilarious in a very painful way
James_the_Dabbler: Real Chosen energy over here
powerflapjack: "i'm gonna flash in an aven mindcensor" "maybe i'll get arepas from the venezuelan place..."
Micalovits: Yea, and no big unfair non creatures to hit with tinker
e_bloc: yeah tinker is a huge game if your opponent doesn't have every card that stops it
thraximore: it's a one sided pyroclasm!
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AugmentingPath: In a different deck, tinkering for the 9 mana phyrexian artifact that makes your opponent sac three would've been an out, but not in low-to-the-ground affinity
r10pez10: you had to reveal it too
r10pez10: hello mr premiere timmy tinker pilot of the format
powerflapjack: that rule still lives on... in shandalar
couchboyj: Early Magic players also played way too few lands
e_bloc: and now we have 2 mana creatures with the encyclopedia britannica written on it, so you know you win some lose some
MrPipboy3000: back in the day, cenceeding went on the stack .. it was miserable ... /s
AugmentingPath: portal to phyrexia, that's the one
azraxthefirst: is there a deck you guys genuinely dislike in the CanLan format? Be it playing against or just its style
Krillin_fan: only 3?
dagoth__ur_: hi
e_bloc: I was just thinking about portal
StrawdogG2: Anybody else ever start shuffling and forget to stop?
e_bloc: they should call all these little bears that do hateful things something
powerflapjack: i sleeve up my dimir lands and some of my friends refuse to play with me
Mr_Bitterness: Serge "Striplock" Yager
revjakenash: Got home just in time!
powerflapjack: weird because i'm a red mage
LoadingReadyRun:
of couse in original MtG, you would have also been doing ante
revjakenash: Unban Falling Star in canlander
Krillin_fan:
@LoadingReadyRun bring back ante wotc! you cowards 
RhoxPaperScissors: that intrigues me
r10pez10: my evening, ruined
powerflapjack: "i die to flash hulk but i respect the hustle"
IbunWest: This has been an exciting game 3 so far
DigitalSeahorse: keeping for the lolz
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mustang_Redcloak:
Morrigan9: it's very educational, how not to keep
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: Inspired keep right there
Sorator13:
"I can't cast anything" *casts three spells* smh 
dagoth__ur_: brothers hood's end
Spades_Slicc: more like un
powerflapjack: "please help me, my family is dying" ass hand
Mr_Bitterness: Best hand with zero action
r10pez10: serge "don't keep a one lander" yager keeping a one lander
niccus: more points than plan
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
AugmentingPath: should get an academy with no artifacts to counter serge's cradle with no creatures
dagoth__ur_: wasteland him
LoadingReadyRun: @r10pez10 most people forget the complete saying: "don't keep a one lander, unless you have 2 mox in hand"
Clicklesly: Serge was lying saying he can't cast anything in his hand and then cast 3 spells on turn 1 :V
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
r10pez10: LoadingReadyRun very "i after e except after c, when it makes the ee sound"
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun 2 mox in the hand is worth one land for the keep
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Thought Monitor [6U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards.
LRRbot: Brightglass Gearhulk [GGWW] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | First strike, trample / When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
AugmentingPath: I've ocelot of games to that card
Sorator13:
@AugmentingPath
ekplayscards: Im sorry about Serge's deck, chat.
ekplayscards: It's my fault.
hidingbox: All right Ben, we've lulled Serge into a false sense of security!
ekplayscards: I encouraged his behavior.
LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
draftsynthesis:
The hero? But wheeler is just watching the game 
powerflapjack: GAMER
Owl_on_Caffeine: Surge should have a couple energy, right?
Sorator13: @ekplayscards no no, don't take responsibility away from Serge here
Veshnikard: Serge does get energy for the tokens
AugmentingPath: @ekplayscards It's no one's fault, Liliana prevents that sort of thing
ekplayscards:
@Sorator13 i would never. 
powerflapjack: hammerhulk is so fun
Spritz_T: still better than your typical standard deck on arena
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Furnace Hellkite [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Liliana the Faultless [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Alseid of Life's Bounty [W] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph [1/1] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
ekplayscards: DO IT SERGE
ekplayscards: LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
LRRbot: Kwia Vigorbloom [3GWW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Sphinx [6/6] | Flying, vigilance, lifelink, ward {2} / Whenever you gain life, create a colorless artifact token named Lotus with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add three mana of any one color." This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
letsbelgo: reading
e_bloc: too dope
Fr0Dough: off by 1
MegaDosX: Imagine reading cards
flatluigi: serge he's at 2
ekplayscards: "words cant hurt me" - Serge
Spades_Slicc: yeah but then ocelot
Mr_Bitterness: Oh no, only 1 black lotus each turn
hd_dabnado: oh right, i was gonna buy a lotus token to use as a black lotus proxy
NotEvenDavid: "stop reading" implies that serge started reading them at some point
e_bloc: its colorless lotus
StrawdogG2: 2 Cute, 2 Dope is my favourite sequel to The Cute and The Dope.
ekplayscards: @NotEvenDavid got em
e_bloc: actually them printing a lotus token for people to use as a black lotus is actually low key brilliant
Spades_Slicc: What if he never returns
thraximore: can't lose if he doesn't pass priority
DragonMZ:
Drum0_0: ocelot pride can copy the lotus, cool
letsbelgo: lolol
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Cool bit
flatluigi: yes he's pissing
gualdhar: so much water
IbunWest:
ekplayscards: CLIP IT CHAT
powerflapjack: understandable
dagoth__ur_:
azraxthefirst:
circusofkirkus: wow powerful stream
definenull: OMG
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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leodanet: unbelievable
definenull: what did I join into
MrPipboy3000: If we hear a car start, I'm going to lose it
Dr_fragenstien: a second piss
ekplayscards: He's giving himself a swirlie
Syntheticuh: its like the intro to austin powers
eshplode: Such content
letsbelgo: his piss sounds like the water faucet
Dvy1: didnt serge use 6 mana on the devistation, would only be able to get a 4 drop
gualdhar: wait why wash his hands *before* flushing
flatluigi: he's humming twinkle twinkle little star
e_bloc: Ben trying to clean that containment priest/aven mindcensor game 2 off of his body
DoodlestheGreat: It's too big for a single clip.
norduh:
american columbia 
Redundacy: wait is this not a bit? what?
flatluigi: he did also dry his hands at least
Dr_fragenstien: at least he's singing the alpabet so you know his hands are clean
Veshnikard: French Venezuela
seebowcbo: Menacing
stumpylongneck: I normally watch the vod, is this normal for the stream?
durketh:
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: I mean... I guess
leodanet: that was pretty good
couchboyj: Wakka wakka
flatluigi: @stumpylongneck ben doesn't usually get this ranched
ekplayscards: Ben's still my hero
e_bloc: well that was a brutal matchup
mediumdres: +1
powerflapjack: he took a dump
HandedLee: D: YOU DIDN'T?
eshplode: Just number two
e_bloc: through drying
IbunWest: because you dry them off after washing them obviously
powerflapjack: ben ben prefers to refer to it as "dropping the kids off at the pool"
Dr_fragenstien: i'm sure the sponsors love this
Redundacy: this is what I get for paying half attention
r10pez10: remember, break time for streamer means piss time for you
Dog_of_Myth: !break
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e_bloc: remember, not washing your hands is time save
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: I need someone to definitely not be ghost bait! Got anyone slow and inexpensive?
DigitalSeahorse:
betweenmyself:
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powerflapjack: lavabears gives ganon vibes
DigitalSeahorse: yes, also get your vaccines if you're planning flights
DigitalSeahorse: or even if you are a hermit not planning to go anywhere
Juliamon: or even if you just plan to --yeah
DigitalSeahorse: flu be sneaky
Juliamon: flu season is early this year, don't get caught off guard
powerflapjack: i work with actual children so i need to get that taken care of or i may explode
DigitalSeahorse: germs love children
Juliamon: I'm hoping to get it taken care of tomorrow, or Monday
Juliamon: depending on how mom's doing
seebowcbo: Gotta find me an eater
powerflapjack: i'm probably doing it tomorrow
DigitalSeahorse: had my covid vaccine on Monday, flu next week probably
IbunWest: i got my boosties lined up later this month
powerflapjack: barring that next friday
powerflapjack: love fall break season
Juliamon: Loving Alex's seasonal look
Juliamon: eat the mold
powerflapjack: paul does his best attempt at a tatsumaki senpakyaku
betweenmyself: Was able to get both shots together two weeks ago, so gtg
A_Dub888: SANDBLAST
e_bloc: I'm so dumb, I thought they forgot to unmute for like a minute before I realized *I* muted
Micalovits: Love Alex... Hat? Cap?
BrowneePointz: dang the whole table supporting Adam from afar at the premiere
thraximore: the dirty nine pointer
MommaGart:
woooo Blue Moon 
Drum0_0: hell yeah!
62MGcobra: its an old deck list but it checks out
BrowneePointz: Alex repping the Wizard hat to commemorate the announcement of the Mystical Marvel Set. *nod nod*
DigitalSeahorse: which warlock witch twitch
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
hd_dabnado: my braaaand
DigitalSeahorse: cool pink sleeves
IbunWest: Bad surveil
seanmrwick: Oh just in time for round 2
StrawdogG2: Midden Heap sounds like a location from a Dark Souls game.
seanmrwick: Good thing I'm an hour late to gameplay
MommaGart: it's 2026, every card doesn't just have Surveil now?
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
e_bloc: "I'm an adult" - things adults don't say
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't got around to sleeving my cards since buying sleeves
LoadingReadyRun: @e_bloc But *I* say that! ...oh
LRRbot: Rat King, Verminister [1B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [1/1] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. / {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
BrowneePointz: oh the Deadlock guy!
Dog_of_Myth: !adult
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LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
MegaDosX: It counters like Reprieve counters
DigitalSeahorse:
Rat King! I met him in KLETKA! 
Mustang_Redcloak: Repreive, Unsubstantiate
AugmentingPath: mindbreak trap is probably my favorite
e_bloc: reprieve, remand
Sogheim: not like Memory Lapse, right
MegaDosX: Remand does actually counter though
Micalovits: @AugmentingPath Trap goes omnomnom
e_bloc: nm on reman d
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Rat King, Verminister [1B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [1/1] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. / {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
e_bloc:
@MegaDosX my mad, brain not delivering
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
DigitalSeahorse: have you knotted your logic?
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
e_bloc: hard same, logic knot is a beauty
Kezzig_: how logic knot on 1 blue?
r10pez10: the art on that logic knot is also subtle
IbunWest:
@DigitalSeahorse 
norduh: yeah i think knot requires 2 blue nelson
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DragonMZ: @Kezzig_ he floated one blue from the strip
norduh: oh nvm
Kezzig_: ty
MegaDosX: Discovery
BrowneePointz: connive to
MegaDosX: Discovery // five mana reanimate that I can't name
thraximore: alex could have passed phases but magic is a difficult game
drroxorphd: yes, floated blue. if alex had passed to another phase he wouldn't have been able to
DigitalSeahorse:
@IbunWest 
shamblingkrenshar: Chat does being printed in Modern Masters and/or Time Spiral Remastered count as Logic Knots "first" printing or is it still from some unknown future?
AugmentingPath: logic knot, targeting chat
LRRbot: Ornithopter of Paradise [2] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: !card discovery // dispersal
LRRbot: Discovery // Dispersal | Discovery [1{U/B}] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw a card. // Dispersal [3UB] | Instant | Each opponent returns a nonland permanent they control with the greatest mana value among permanents they control to its owner's hand, then discards a card.
definenull: ooh
e_bloc: chat is more like logic, not
MegaDosX: Wasn't a reanimate
MegaDosX: That was 3 other Dimir split card
MegaDosX: The not 3 what the hell phone
DigitalSeahorse: knogic
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Olveron: oi
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DragonMZ: Emperor of Calcium - Milk Demon
AugmentingPath: it's nice to see that he can still adapt, even after death
hd_dabnado: Despote of all bones
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
BrowneePointz: ye discovery//dispersal
DigitalSeahorse: it's a volcano?
DigitalSeahorse: no
e_bloc: does funny stuff with urza's sage
AugmentingPath: mountain with cool name and art
e_bloc: *saga
bububu__01: pickle?
BrowneePointz: I was like "dangit it's the uncommon one"
DigitalSeahorse: pickle!
MegaDosX:
(I did already call it from the bot 
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Krillin_fan: having two .45s remains a pretty strong superpower...
BrowneePointz: no no Nelly that's next year's set
theamc2000: the shadow has a cool scarf though
MegaDosX: The power of gun
shamblingkrenshar: My superpower is not gun. Its TWO gun.
Dog_of_Myth: It's a subtle power
dagoth__ur_: colt 45 and 2 zigg zaggs
AugmentingPath: trading up the bear for the gray ogre
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature — Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it.
DigitalSeahorse: dill like other spices should be in my line of sight or I forget I even have them lol
DentedPockets: Who's gonna tell the Shadow his guns aren't a super power.
Mr_Bitterness: If anyone else remembers City of Heroes, one of the power sets was literally Dual Pistols, so yeah, sometimes its just the power of guns.
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. / When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
StrawdogG2: It's like the Sphinx from Mystery Men. His power is that he's "terribly mysterious."
AugmentingPath: are Nelson's islands all unique, art-wise?
LRRbot: Court of Garenbrig [1GG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, distribute two +1/+1 counters among up to two target creatures. Then if you're the monarch, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Invert Polarity [UUR] | Instant | Choose target spell, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that spell and you may choose new targets for it. If you lose the flip, counter that spell.
thraximore: oh dear
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
Mustang_Redcloak:
larryoftheveil: god i love invert polarity
Micalovits: Damn, massive punish for being smart and playing post combat
shamblingkrenshar: "No, it is I who shale become the monarch." says Nelson, swiping the crown
pleonasticTautology: aren't coins part of the overlay?
KWardJenx: coin toss? In this economy?
StrawdogG2: Odd I win, even you lose.
62MGcobra: paul! get the vasiline!
MommaGart: What a card.
IbunWest: Court of Garenbrig is so messed up
r10pez10: the overlay isn't one big be-all-end-all, i'm pretty sure there are options
LoadingReadyRun: My head canon is Magus of the Moon isn't doing any magic. He just tells everyone that the lands are mountains and is *very* convincing.
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun Literally mountains of molehills
LRRbot: Library of Alexandria | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
Mustang_Redcloak: powerful magic
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
shamblingkrenshar: ORB
DigitalSeahorse: wooo this eye got tentacles
AugmentingPath: emperor didn't steal quite enough bones
shamblingkrenshar: If you count the optic nerve as tentacles, human eyes also have tentacles!
AugmentingPath: cheatyface timewarp
LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
General_Pants: you know I've always said oculus isnt good enough, it should also have the wilderness reclamation text
DigitalSeahorse: the end of Nelly's knotted logic?
AugmentingPath: he's a little toxic
StrawdogG2: He's the monarch. Are you going to tell him that he's wrong?
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
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Sorator13: Goodbisland
DigitalSeahorse: frosty island
AugmentingPath: Nelson's eye is bigger than his stomach. In fact, it's bigger than most things
LRRbot: Court of Garenbrig [1GG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, distribute two +1/+1 counters among up to two target creatures. Then if you're the monarch, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Endling [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Shapeshifter [3/3] | {B}: This creature gains menace until end of turn. / {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / {B}: This creature gains undying until end of turn. / {1}: This creature gets +1/−1 or −1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
Dr_fragenstien: turns out occulus is kinda good
AugmentingPath: the moral of the story: never underestimate Poles, inverted or otherwise
AugmentingPath: PL PL PL
Mr_Bitterness: Invert Polarity to just completely take over that game
MommaGart:
So Nelson, we like Invert Polarity in that deck?
StrawdogG2: Now, was that the blue or the moon that achieved that?
General_Pants: goodness gracious papable
Dr_fragenstien: it turns out progress has a price
pleonasticTautology: love boseiju, it's in every green deck we run
Dvy1: Flare's
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Micalovits: The one powerfull ting that MH3 didn't have was free spells
LRRbot: Gollum, Riddle Master [1B] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror [3/1] | As Gollum enters, choose odd or even. / Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value of the chosen quality, choose one that hasn't been chosen — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on Gollum. / • Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / • Draw a card.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LoadingReadyRun: Gollum, Riddle Master (who famously loses the only riddle game in the book)
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun it represents him in a prelapsarian time, *before* he lost at riddles
StrawdogG2: Yeah, but Bilbo was a little shit about it
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @StrawdogG2 it's true, Bilbo's riddle was straight bullshit
Mustang_Redcloak: Mental Note, a Thought Scour that can't get misdirected.
LRRbot: Winding Constrictor [BG] | Creature — Snake [2/3] | If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. / If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
fcloud: "Gollum, Medicre Riddler" doesnt have the same ring (so to speak)
DigitalSeahorse: windy
DigitalSeahorse: wimdy windy
Spritz_T: it's not that Gollum was bad at riddles, just bad at identifying riddles
AugmentingPath: all right, not brainstorm locked to one land, you love to see it
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
StrawdogG2: "Gollum, Ignorant of Pockets"
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
J_trans_rights: If the Baggins loses, we eats it whole
AugmentingPath: as a matter of canadian pride, it's important to say this one properly: green sun's zednith
InfiniTokens:
You only need one token box
LRRbot: Avatar of the Resolute [GG] | Creature — Avatar [3/2] | Reach, trample / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
AugmentingPath: (see also: battle for zednikar)
hd_dabnado: yooooo
LRRbot: Who's That Praetor? [6] | Sorcery | Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. / • Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines / • Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant / • Sheoldred, the Apocalypse / • Urabrask, Heretic Praetor / • Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider / • Ebon Praetor
Juliamon: lrrbot...
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
Spritz_T: i miss Vorinclex
PhuzNutz: !decks
Uniclonus: Ah, Ebon Praetor. My Favorite Praetor
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Dr_fragenstien: !card ebon praetor
LRRbot: Ebon Praetor [4BB] | Creature — Avatar Praetor [5/5] | First strike, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a −2/−2 counter on this creature. / Sacrifice a creature: Remove a −2/−2 counter from this creature. If the sacrificed creature was a Thrull, put a +1/+0 counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Ouphecycling
MrPipboy3000: BMX Cycling
StrawdogG2: Cyclingcycling. Let's you search for a card with cycling.
Toxxick: I would love to see cycling cycllng
Toxxick: @StrawdogG2 Drift Compatible
LRRbot: Winding Constrictor [BG] | Creature — Snake [2/3] | If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. / If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Three Steps Ahead [U] | Instant | Spree / + {1}{U} — Counter target spell. / + {3} — Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. / + {2} — Draw two cards, then discard a card.
MegaDosX: Vehiclecycling
StrawdogG2: @Toxxick You and me.
hd_dabnado: Spin Cycle
jvetting83: Bicycle Kick
LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorcery card in your graveyard, instead put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
Krillin_fan: Draw 3? more like game 3, amirite?
Mindfire13: Nonbasic (basic land type)cycling seems interesting
MrPipboy3000: What about Re-Cycling ... search for any card with Flashback
Krillin_fan: woo!
BrowneePointz: gotta have that reach
Morrigan9: tutor cycling, get any card, put on top, shuffle
Dr_fragenstien: especially in canlander, with such big decks you have to be sure your aggro deck can keep up steam without too much varience
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Dragon Engine [3] | Artifact Creature — Dragon Construct [1/3] | {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
InfiniTokens: Animal cruelty!
Dr_fragenstien: slowing down a little for consistency and mid-late game pressure can help with conisistency
J_trans_rights: Frieza be like
TheWriterAleph: sea monkey?
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than this creature's, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Block Monkey back in college
AugmentingPath: watch out monkey! he wants your pelt
e_bloc: this is primate abuse
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. This land deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
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neisan2112: I'm tinkering with Alex's deck right now, and Badger Mole Cub was the first card I added.
DigitalSeahorse: meow
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: it's not ba sing se, it's abandoned air temple
pleonasticTautology: which isn't in alex's colors
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
pleonasticTautology: unless you mean the earthbending?
flatluigi: @neisan2112 does he really not have cub
SubscribensteinsMonster: @pleonasticTautology earthbending
Micalovits: Ba Sing Se also puts counters
fcloud: @pleonasticTautology whatever you se
neisan2112: @flatluigi Nope, its also like $50
LRRbot: Horn of Valhalla // Ysgard's Call | Horn of Valhalla [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. / Equip {3} // Ysgard's Call [XWW] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
LRRbot: Waterlogged Teachings [3{U/B}] (back: Inundated Archive) | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
General_Pants: !decks
pleonasticTautology: @SubscribensteinsMonster okay yeah
SubscribensteinsMonster: @pleonasticTautology all good friend
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Swarm Shambler [G] | Creature — Fungus Beast [0/0] | This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
BrowneePointz: Lo, how a Marsh 'ere blooming
DigitalSeahorse: Bloomin' marshes
pleonasticTautology: @SubscribensteinsMonster yep! just wasn't fully keyed into what alex's deck was doing, i got it now
InfiniTokens: "old" is relative.
AugmentingPath: uh. cars, mostly
DigitalSeahorse:
Mindfire13: Considering that I'm in a basement, if someone is below me, there's probably bigger issues than if I know them
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
LRRbot: Avengers Disassembled [1RR] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Avengers Disassembled deals 3 damage to each creature. / • Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: you're only as old as you feel
InfiniTokens: is it 16+?
LRRbot: The Theorist, Jace Beleren [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | At the beginning of each opponent's draw step, you draw a card. / +1: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token. / −2: For each opponent, return up to one target artifact or creature that player controls to its owner's hand. / −6: Draw three cards. Then put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
AugmentingPath: tasty 3 loyalty abilities and a passive
InfiniTokens: They're Illusions, Michael!
pleonasticTautology: tricks are what standard players do for money
eshplode: An illusion? What are you hiding
pleonasticTautology: or candy
AugmentingPath: card for nelson
SubscribensteinsMonster: Nelly draw a cardddd
Morrigan9: an illusion? what are you hiding
flatluigi: fish
MrPipboy3000: "Its an Illusion Michael ... Tricks are what whore do for money." - Gob Bluth
benjamin_wheeler: They’re under I
benjamin_wheeler: They’re blue
Mindfire13: Fish probably, maybe merfolk
dagoth__ur_: they were illusions Serge
benjamin_wheeler: They have been put awat
SubscribensteinsMonster: Token will also be 'mythic'
benjamin_wheeler: Away*
InfiniTokens: @benjamin_wheeler "I" for InfiniTokens? (I kid, I need to send you more)
pleonasticTautology: @InfiniTokens oh btw wing gave me one of your stickers, i cackled
InfiniTokens: "But where did the lighter fluid come from?"
LRRbot: Stalwart Successor [1BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever one or more counters are put on a creature you control, if it's the first time counters have been put on that creature this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
InfiniTokens:
@pleonasticTautology
lamina5432: Have fun. Gotta head out.
MrPipboy3000:
@InfiniTokens 
KickAssKanuck: I like how whenever someone's trying to find some token and they can't they say, "and wheeler was just here...."
LRRbot: Subtlety [2UU] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, choose up to one target creature spell or planeswalker spell. Its owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Evoke—Exile a blue card from your hand.
LRRbot: Rat King, Verminister [1B] | Legendary Creature — Rat Avatar [1/1] | Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token and put a +1/+1 counter on Rat King. / {T}, Sacrifice three Rats: Return target creature card and all other cards with the same name as that card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
flatluigi: meant as a many rats commander
DigitalSeahorse: Serge squeek
flatluigi: did alex have a permanent leave the battlefield?
flatluigi: i can't remember
AugmentingPath: some sort of jace... frog
flatluigi: right right
SubscribensteinsMonster: "Our draw step, comrade"
MrPipboy3000: New Jace is gross
flatluigi: i wasn't concerned, more just disassociating
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
hd_dabnado: love me a bloodchief's thirst
MrAyeAxe:
Stern Scolding is my fatal push in blue
MrPipboy3000: Cut Down is ok
hidingbox: Cut Down
Mr_Bitterness: Oh hell yeah, Alliances classic Contagion
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Mr_Bitterness: That man is pondering that orb
AugmentingPath: i think Wheeler is the M10 printing of ponder
pleonasticTautology: ponder wasn't in masques
Dr_fragenstien: why's the moon getting impregnated?
pleonasticTautology: ponder's first printing was og lorwyn
pleonasticTautology: @AugmentingPath yes
MrPipboy3000: @Dr_fragenstien Because Emrukul ...
MrAyeAxe: If the Ponder gets countered does Wheeler feel deep sadness through his arm
LRRbot: Flame of Anor [1UR] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a Wizard as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Flame of Anor deals 5 damage to target creature.
Mr_Horrible: @MrAyeAxe no because they used a counterspell on a 1-mana card
AugmentingPath: masques does have a good brainstorm art, though
MrAyeAxe: @Mr_Horrible what if they flash in a bowmasters in response haha
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / This creature has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
Mr_Horrible: @MrAyeAxe I think he just feels a deep sadness generally, in that case, owing to "a LotR or MH3 card got played", lol
LRRbot: Who's That Praetor? [6] | Sorcery | Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. / • Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines / • Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant / • Sheoldred, the Apocalypse / • Urabrask, Heretic Praetor / • Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider / • Ebon Praetor
flatluigi: ??
letsbelgo: whos that praetor!
Krektogar: it's pikachu!
A_Dub888: @LRRbot It's Jace!
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Mr_Horrible: card reader getting confused by "Urborg Scavengers But It's At 60 Degrees From The Camera"
neisan2112: Hitting a haster with Scavengers is always fun
gibbousm: Flame of Anor is a Legacy and Vintage playable card
Mr_Horrible: Mithrandir's Commandir is a fucked-up card
AugmentingPath: it blows up artifacts, but not the one Gandalf would really like to have blown up
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
pleonasticTautology: i hope ponder is in the next mystical archive
Mr_Horrible: expressing my glands in order to achieve card selection
Micalovits: I mean, Gandalf couldn't simply destroy they ring so seems correct
StrawdogG2: There's Cast Into The Fire.
LRRbot: Flow State [1U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If there is an instant card and a sorcery card in your graveyard, instead put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
AugmentingPath: this turn, nelson paid 2 mana to look at his top three cards, then enjoyed it so much he did it again
LRRbot: Super Shredder [1B] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Human [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder.
Krillin_fan: Alex on a surprising amount of TMNT villains this evening
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When this enchantment enters, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this enchantment.
DigitalSeahorse: @Krillin_fan so that was The Shredder I saw earlier?
cmdrud87: *Super Shredder immediately tears a quad*
Krillin_fan: @DigitalSeahorse Rat King!d
BrowneePointz: !card Tragic Trajectory
LRRbot: Tragic Trajectory [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Void — That creature gets −10/−10 until end of turn instead if a nonland permanent left the battlefield this turn or a spell was warped this turn.
BrowneePointz: huh, it IS a sorcery
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: @Krillin_fan but Splinter is a rat?
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
dagoth__ur_: bro is spinning wheels
DigitechWire: #blamewheeler
InfiniTokens: Sippy straw and sunglasses? Count me in.
General_Pants: god I wish I could live like nelly is rn
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't followed TMNT since the alien stuff
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Krillin_fan:
@DigitalSeahorse you've discovered the primary focus of their rivalry
StrawdogG2: "I may have lost the game, but think about how many cards I touched."
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
@Krillin_fan 
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
AugmentingPath: I hear that one's good
General_Pants: WELL
Dr_fragenstien: as is the case in aggro vs control
MrAyeAxe: Nelly has used 5 cards to gain 11 cards, seems good to me
LRRbot: Harbinger of the Seas [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Islands.
Mr_Horrible: Oceans are now battlefields
AugmentingPath: float some colorless and take pain for old time's sake
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
thraximore: sick foil
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Mr_Horrible: theoretically can't you delve for more than can be covered by the delve?
Mr_Horrible: and it just doesn't reduce it further?
DigitechWire: you cannot
Dr_fragenstien: you can't reduce a cost past 0
AugmentingPath: nope, you'd need a sphere of resistance or something to overdelve
marxmarksman: He knows ball-ble.
Mr_Horrible: ah, "pays for 1", not reducing the cost
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
StrawdogG2: You can collect evidence past the limit though.
BrowneePointz: that art is SICK
LRRbot: Dack Fayden [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dack [3] | [+1]: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / [−2]: Gain control of target artifact. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MrPipboy3000: Jason Christ its Jesus Bourne!!
flatluigi: has alex seen the new dack fayden
Mr_Horrible: the dye pack in the bag of money he stole exploded
Krillin_fan: Dack Fayden, didn't he die in a commercial?
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
Cptasparagus: he stole farm diesel
DigitalSeahorse:
frozenphoenix7: He once got caught, and got literally cursed to have a red hand.
StrawdogG2: Even in the echoverse, Jace wouldn't let Dack be a planeswalker.
Mr_Horrible: it's a card that lives up to its name
DigitalSeahorse:
frozenphoenix7: Or something about his punishment literally turned his hand red. I don't recall the specifics.
AugmentingPath: hey now, it does more than that: you also discard your whole hand
LRRbot: Contest of Claws [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, discover X, where X is that excess damage.
frozenphoenix7: @StrawdogG2 Yeah, but he's alive!
MegaDosX: I love this card
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
InfiniTokens:
"If I counter it I don't have to read it"
AugmentingPath: is this an alchemy card?
Mr_Horrible: close: commander
Fruan: "If I counter it I don't have to read it" is the most Magic player thing I've ever heard.
gibbousm: !decklist
Mr_Horrible: both equally fake
MegaDosX: Expressive Iteration is still mildly messed up
AugmentingPath: @Mr_Horrible yeahh
Mr_Bitterness: Alex did keep dropping threats
Mr_Bitterness: that had to be answered
Drum0_0: That Jace saved 6 life, it was pretty good.
hd_dabnado: mutagen man is also really fun
BrowneePointz: !card Mutagen Man
LRRbot: Mutagen Man, Living Ooze [XGG] | Legendary Creature — Ooze Mutant [2/3] | Trample / Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate. / When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens.
Mr_Horrible: he makes a bunch of mutagen tokens and then makes them free to activate
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO
Mr_Horrible: so you get to distribute as you wish
DigitalSeahorse:
e_bloc: and they were roommates
thraximore: oooooh. The Night Cage on AFK
Gekyouryuu: my day (and week/month/etc) has been a series of ups and downs, but a cool thing about today: my LGS managed to restock some Reality Fracture. I picked some up, and in the first pack my echo pair was Tetsuko, but the random half of a pair with them was alt-art blue samut
Gekyouryuu: how's everyone else's day been?
Juliamon: Whole lotta nothing here, but not in a particularly negative way
BrowneePointz: fantastic tbh
StrawdogG2: I've been opening so many Winters. I've individually opened both sides of the alt-art.
BrowneePointz: the marvel Darkhold set announcement put me in a VERY good mood
DigitalSeahorse: spent most of the day sleeping off a neck pain when I could have been researching which counslors and school trustees to vote for that won't screw over our community
BrowneePointz: Mystical Dimensiony stuff that feels like Magic, and also an original narrative for the set, WITH a tie in comic? yes plz
Gekyouryuu: @StrawdogG2 so, funny story: I got a box at prerelease. one pack had a single alt-art winter alongside whatever that pack's echo pair was, and the immediate pack after had the other
pleonasticTautology: i'm doing okay; got a buncha errands done today and now i'm building more ikea furniture
StrawdogG2: @Gekyouryuu He can't be stopped.
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dagoth__ur_: THE MAIN EVENT
thraximore:
jvetting83: Very nice boots.
eshplode: Boot diff
hd_dabnado: slightly?
letsbelgo: UB?!
DigitalSeahorse: boot weather already?
BrowneePointz: !card Kasmina, Enigma
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor; Kasmina, Enigma Sage
Morrigan9: thassa's No-racle
BrowneePointz: !card Kasmina, Enigma Sage
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigma Sage [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [2] | Each other planeswalker you control has the loyalty abilities of Kasmina. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−X]: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. / [−8]: Search your library for an instant or sorcery card that shares a color with this planeswalker, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigma Sage [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [2] | Each other planeswalker you control has the loyalty abilities of Kasmina. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−X]: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. / [−8]: Search your library for an instant or sorcery card that shares a color with this planeswalker, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Fruan: Empower 8 Jace exists.
Hangedman: BUG Ligma Sage
e_bloc: oops all jaces
neisan2112: Amazing
DeM0nFiRe: Oops All JAces
Gekyouryuu: Jaces Beleren
dagoth__ur_: Just Jace with it?
flatluigi: well
KadmosTech: Jaces of Eight?
flatluigi: kasmina's making that emergent ultimatum free
flatluigi: that's the point
fcloud: Jace of Spades?
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Dr_fragenstien: like asking your partner where you want to go for dinner
BrowneePointz: Jace of Spaces?
General_Pants: jeskai but we'll pretend recall isnt legal
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
mediumdres: angel winning the die roll even in paper matches
hd_dabnado: 12*52 is still $625
fcloud: WUR? surely you jeskai
hd_dabnado: 624*
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Krillin_fan: just like Khans drafts of old
DigitalSeahorse:
sleeves
Hangedman: 36 Chambers of Jeskai
LRRbot: Avatar of Burgeoning Echoes [GU] | Creature — Avatar [2/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, empower Jace 2. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−10]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature for each land you control."
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pleonasticTautology: the tomik, yeah
Micalovits: Thats a 10? If you say so
Badagaboosh:
I guessed that card but only in my head! What do I win?
AugmentingPath: now Joken has an ultimate!
LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
MegaDosX: !card sanctum lurker
LRRbot: Sanctum Lurker [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When this creature enters, empower Jace 1. / Planeswalkers you control aren't put into their owners' graveyards for having 0 loyalty. / Planeswalkers you control have "[+2]: This planeswalker deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Countersculpt [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay {1}. / Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
circusofkirkus: Behold!
gibbousm: Counter-Jaced
AugmentingPath: empower the token
chaostreader: ^
Dr_fragenstien: oh the spell also empowers jace. That's so broken!
Dr_fragenstien:
General_Pants: its Better counterspell, waow
AugmentingPath: UU counterspell is underpowered, needed upside
Fruan: There are so many cool pictures of Chandra that can't go in my 'pictures of Chandra' deck in Reality Fracture.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
AugmentingPath: "sometimes it's a cancel" absolutely Jaceless opinion, get out of here
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
thraximore: lmao
LRRbot: Profane Tutor | Sorcery | Suspend 2—{1}{B} / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: that juicy RKF art
Badagaboosh: I just put $5 in Ben's wallet. Check if you don't believe me
MegaDosX: A what
MegaDosX: Oh, Wan Shi Tong
hd_dabnado: Zoooooo
thraximore: yeah, washington
AugmentingPath: Washington, the owl from ATLA
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
fcloud: tfw Jaceless
General_Pants: @MegaDosX He Who Knows Ten Thousand Things, yes
Badagaboosh: George Wanshitong
drewm1022: Wan Shi Tong, Wan shi tong, six foot twenty fucking killing for fun.
fcloud: still Jaceless, tarnished?
Diabore: @fcloud happy face?
fcloud: this is my Stifle, this is my gun
Badagaboosh: @drewm1022 he's coming he's coming he's coming
LRRbot: Inundated Archive (front: Waterlogged Teachings) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
ralphthellama: Apologies if I've missed it, but are the deck lists from tonight available anywhere?
Diabore: !decklists
fcloud: !decks
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
AugmentingPath: !decklist
fcloud: sadly no
drewm1022: Eep.
Diabore: 3 different commands
Juliamon: wow you even broke the cooldown
Juliamon: good job chat
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: looks like wow trade chat
Micalovits: We are very proud
fcloud:
future sight frame 
ralphthellama: Thanks!
Diabore: we got a good job from the mods, go us! (followed by an innevitable "dont do it again")
Mr_Horrible: 55 PETALS 55 MOXEN 55 FORCES 55 BRAINSTORMS
mattarrera: magic: the gathering
AugmentingPath: @Juliamon I think it's because of the two aliased commands
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@Mr_Horrible 
mattarrera: 55 reaping the graves
General_Pants: 55 ultimatums
oak0: how many points is time walk?
hd_dabnado: 55 FORTH ERO LIGMAS
drewm1022: CORNER ON TUTORS
Mr_Horrible: "PLEASE LEMME STORM I'M DOING A THING!"
NorthArc: 55 slimes against humanities
elgenericosfavoriteorphan:
@Mr_Horrible
Badagaboosh: 55 BLOOD PET
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Mr_Horrible: @Badagaboosh now that's where it's at
Diabore: abruptly decayed
Mr_Horrible: local bird dies
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
LRRbot: Profane Tutor | Sorcery | Suspend 2—{1}{B} / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
drewm1022: I just picked up a full art profane tutor. Not because I think I'll use it, but that RKF art goes hard.
General_Pants: shes getting Cancel
Dr_fragenstien: if I were in the seat it would be a hard choice between kasmina and something to kill the occulus
adept_nekomancer: "Why is Hidetsugu's Second Rite even in this list"?
flatluigi: teyo was new
Fruan: She's in Omens of Chaos! A very good book everyone should read!
Diabore: wanderer?
BrowneePointz: rights issue with sanderson
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
flatluigi: too mormon to live 😔
hidingbox: Did Angel draw for turn?
drrek0: Davriel was an invention of Brandon Sanderson who just decided to write a MTG book one day
Micalovits: @BrowneePointz I can't imagine him saying no though
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Mr_Horrible: you're living in the past, Wheeler
General_Pants: empty the warrens incoming
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible well that's because of stream delay
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its the only way to live to be frank
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
BrowneePointz: but yea Davriel had a rights issue, and him Teyo and Kasmina were part of a narrative initiative the story team decided not to follow iirc
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
drewm1022: That's a purty Heath.
MegaDosX: Underground Mortuary?
Mr_Horrible: it's the opposite of a gas leak
MegaDosX: Turn off the oxygen, turn on the laughing gas
mattarrera: 7:34 PM "it's late" hehe
Badagaboosh: Gas leak season...
Mr_Horrible: they're just piping in the Sonic Drowning Music
General_Pants: oh did James forget to pay the Oxygen bill again
hd_dabnado: !decklists
Badagaboosh: !deck
MegaDosX: !decklists
Gunderrode:
ben on jeskai hell, why am I not surprised? 
MegaDosX: I see no Mortuary in Angel's list
Daemyx: not on the list
neisan2112: Yeah I don't see Mortuary
drewm1022: Is it blind...obedience?
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | This land enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When this land enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Gunderrode:
so nice of wizards to make it a fetchable type too
theamc2000: I wonder what lands have been manifested
Badagaboosh: When is wotc gonna print Swords 3 Plowshares?
Micalovits: Except underground mortuary
Juliamon: don't
MegaDosX:
Dr_fragenstien:
Drum0_0:
DarthRagnar815:
shendaras:
kelililii:
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
dagoth__ur_:
Krillin_fan:
pleonasticTautology:
Badagaboosh:
General_Pants: turns out its the 4th tutor you need
Dr_fragenstien: fair play
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Dog_of_Myth:
Fruan: I think Wheeler is going to need to give Juliamon $5 by the end of this stream.
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
letsbelgo: wooooooooooo
Dr_fragenstien:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
General_Pants: force of negation wouldve done it
Gunderrode: intiative players FeelsWeirdMan
Dr_fragenstien: wow initiative. What a great mechanic. So wonderful.
MegaDosX: !card searing wind
LRRbot: Searing Wind [8R] | Instant | Searing Wind deals 10 damage to any target.
fsforwardsound:
thraximore: nooooooo
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuu
mediumdres: f?
fsforwardsound: what canadian highlander deck is the most canadian highlander deck?
Dog_of_Myth: Shadow is the way to go
MegaDosX: @fsforwardsound Something Boros so it's in the right colours for their flag
General_Pants: which markers taste better
e_bloc: I got so much stuff signed when I went to nationals in 03
gibbousm: I'm usually getting so many cards signed that its too expensive to do anything more than regular signatures
e_bloc: love when they bring in artists to sign
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Cptasparagus: you can pay to taste the artist?
philmusgrave87: Sad day getting rid of my sign playset of Phlage. Lucas and his wife are both so awesome
dagoth__ur_: they are such a cute couple
gibbousm: I got Wheeler to sign my Golden Egg
thraximore: LMAO
dagoth__ur_:
pleonasticTautology: LMAO
Drum0_0:
Dr_fragenstien:
thraximore: incredible
Dog_of_Myth:
neisan2112: Wooooow lolol
Fruan: Yep, technically correct
DeM0nFiRe:
dagoth__ur_: they probably died or something
Mr_Bitterness: Who wrote "Wheeler" on this Volcanic Island?
Mr_Horrible: grabbing the pen like a 5-year-old who doesn't really know how to write yet
e_bloc: "oh I thought that was Ben *Ulmer"
thraximore:
philmusgrave87: Have you considered just drawing a wagon wheel or signing “sorry”
theamc2000: dude can’t win the year end
KickAssKanuck: But does Wheeler sign with shadow?
MegaDosX: Oh dear
Micalovits: Resolving turn one whiteplume wins most games
couchboyj: Someone Googled "Wheeler controversy"
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
LRRbot: Theorix Annex | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a planeswalker. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: choo choo
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
LRRbot: Stock Up [2U] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
asthanius: Gut and Broadside
General_Pants: it all depends, what does your gut say
Mr_Horrible: it's ayy, iirc
xantos69: Hey kids, what did I miss?
LRRbot: Mistrise Village | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. / {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: The next spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each opponent loses life equ…
General_Pants: the "my gut says" is one of my favorite jokes wheeler's told on a stream
philmusgrave87: How’d you get Snoddy’s signature???
MegaDosX: They both have planeswalkers that are also technically creatures
Mr_Horrible: if I remember the pronunciation of "Mädchen" correctly
BrowneePointz: I think it's like the E in Bed Nelly
BrowneePointz: iirc
theamc2000: wheeler prob has comet
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: How do you sort the double-sided tokens?
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
loufghyslaufey: Jace-Mina? Oh dear...
dagoth__ur_: wow
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: cool man, sign the duel
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
philmusgrave87: Snotty*. But that’s crazy, feels like a rare signature.
solarsheeptoken: we might get 2nd covid with russian rats
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two mor…
dagoth__ur_: ew dog
dagoth__ur_:
MegaDosX: The dog brought back the cat
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
flatluigi: why are all the dog's abilities good.
hidingbox: Is it fair, though?
neisan2112: I'm still mad we got the dog on Arena
xantos69: There is no justice
predrag11: Devil dog bringing back devil cat
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
InfiniTokens: @flatluigi Because dogs are awesome
General_Pants: the cat came back, the very next day
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: Comet was in Powered Cube at first and then he broke containment recently
neisan2112: Its in the cube
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
MegaDosX: So now people are playing him in Brawl and such
Morrigan9: i like my game clients looking post windows 98
tehfewl: don't give them ideas
flatluigi: comet's on paper and y'all play paper
AugmentingPath:
"i'd never play on a platform with comet" says man actively playing comet
Gunderrode: I play it in Rin and Seri
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
Gadora: Urborg for Wastes?
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
General_Pants: not when I have Koth of the Homestead in play
LRRbot: Geist of Saint Traft [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Hexproof / Whenever Geist of Saint Traft attacks, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
xantos69: @Gadora That would be sick actually.
SonofThoth: There is an urborg for red, it's blood moon lol
hidingbox: hell yeah
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
J_trans_rights: No but the emeria the sky ruin will break the format…
Micalovits: Damnnation time!
theamc2000: would urborg for white just be called Serra’s realm?
StrawdogG2: Urborg for wastes would actually be pretty interesting.
yofl: tainted pact to show off the foils
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Blazing Rootwalla [R] | Creature — Lizard [1/1] | {R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. / Madness {0}
theamc2000: good rhyme
General_Pants: hey whered that lizard come from
AugmentingPath: tamiyo is a rootwalla for halloween this year
LRRbot: Quantum Riddler [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/6] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw a card. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead. / Warp {1}{U}
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
pleonasticTautology: universes beyond: 30 rock
Mr_Horrible: DISGUSTEN
Badagaboosh:
Dog_of_Myth: What did I do?
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Dog_of_Myth:
StrawdogG2: They really decided that Comet should never miss.
theamc2000: space dog good dog. strong dog
General_Pants: we've hit the "hmm maybe comet should be a point" portion of the stream
Gunderrode: o7
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Gunderrode: comet should only be allowed vs Ben, because of how much he tilts when he sees that magic card
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigma Sage [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [2] | Each other planeswalker you control has the loyalty abilities of Kasmina. / [+2]: Scry 1. / [−X]: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it. / [−8]: Search your library for an instant or sorcery card that shares a color with this planeswalker, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Emergent Ultimatum [BBGGGUU] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three monocolored cards with different names and exile them. An opponent chooses one of those cards. Shuffle that card into your library. You may cast the other cards without paying their mana costs. Exile Emergent Ultimatum.
MegaDosX: Sure remember this card
tehfewl: or pioneer
tehfewl: (lmao)
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
LRRbot: Jace, Wielder of Mysteries [1UUU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [4] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead. / [+1]: Target player mills two cards. Draw a card. / [−8]: Draw seven cards. Then if your library has no cards in it, you win the game.
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loufghyslaufey: Well, yikes!
LRRbot: Jace Reawakened [UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | You can't cast Jace Reawakened during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. / [−6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
loufghyslaufey: Gawd, save a -8 for the rest of us. Gawd.
xantos69: That's kinda sick. I like using the Kasmina that way.
Diabore: this was the newest iirc
Diabore: !card jace, awakened mind
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
mediumdres: !card jace, the perfected mind
LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
Mr_Horrible: he has cameos in some other cards but I think Reawakened is the latest PW before now
Diabore: it is -3
xantos69: Way to explore the "Posibility-jace"
General_Pants: I know nelly is being completely serious but it does sound like hes Angel's 4th grade teacher telling her how good her book report was
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
DigitalSeahorse: chat saying it too sometimes
xantos69:
50 bits
pleonasticTautology: our moxfield bio says we owe wheeler $5
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
xantos69: So no ideas from the audience.
DigitalSeahorse:
Gekyouryuu: I wrote one whole entire joke in a crapshot once
revjakenash: My kid is obsessed with unbeatable
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen it happen at conventions during Crapshoots there
Mr_Horrible: eat yer peas
Krillin_fan: i'd go to more museums if they had rollercoasters in 'em
Mr_Horrible: carefully
Gekyouryuu: Trian Bavid Dilbert
Mr_Horrible: YOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: The Game That Should've Been Digital
xantos69: Soon James will interview himself. I look forward to the split screen.
Mr_Horrible: it's me
neisan2112: Ohhh nice
neisan2112: Shift is good
thraximore: Night Cage is extremely cool
neisan2112: Yooo Night Cage!! This game rules!
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if Can't Draw Horses will come back
NotCainNorAbel:
500
DigitalSeahorse: creepy
NotCainNorAbel: but I am home
DigitalSeahorse: I AM home
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
DigitalSeahorse: that was fast
loufghyslaufey: Weekend Crapshoot!?
DigitalSeahorse:
loufghyslaufey: I was NOT Pre-PARR'D...!!
loufghyslaufey: Annual or bi...monthly?
Earthenone: quarterly
DigitalSeahorse: I think the idea is to be unprepared aside from the video equipment and the location in mind
DigitalSeahorse: writing on the spot
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