CodeIndigo: who up ready to shoot some crap
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
Been ages since I caught a Crapshoot live, very excited
CodeIndigo: same here, my work schedule usually doesn't permit it, but I got lucky today
Didero: They also don't happen too often anymore nowadays
Didero: Also good evening!
Sorator13: good timeofday!
MalFnord: A merry timezone to all who celebrate
Earthenone: is it zonemas already?!
CodeIndigo: may your local time be absolutely adjectival
bytecaster: Is this where the craps are? I was promised some craps!
Creideiki_SE: Watch out, the craps are hot.
CodeIndigo: @Creideiki_SE wasn't that a frank zappa album
QuixoticScrivener: !quote
RockPusher: Let's rub some brain cells together in weird and silly ways
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Creideiki_SE: @RockPusher Remember to ask for consent first before rubbing brain cells.
fuzzy_died: !next
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Mangledpixel: boop
QuixoticScrivener: !quote
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Mangledpixel: everyone got their crap guns ready?
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #7949: "No, my only weakness! Doors in video games!" —Crim [2022-01-25]
Didero: They probably need a toilet break before the craps can get shootin'
RockPusher: *whispers* ganglion
bytecaster: @Creideiki_SE Chat, do you consent to have your brain cells rubbed?
CodeIndigo: @bytecaster enthusiastically and continuously
Creideiki_SE: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
TXC2: GREAT! (begins cutting CodeIndigo's head open)
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my Secret, I always have reach.
CodeIndigo: @TXC2 [consent intensifies]
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
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Mangledpixel: !killallhumans
LRRbot: 404 Humans Not Found
Mangledpixel: good good
Creideiki_SE: !quote brain cell
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: !findquote brain cell
LRRbot: Quote #8492: "We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today." —Jordynne [2023-03-20]
bytecaster: @LRRbot I still remember when there were humans, it's almost as if I can still read their messages here in chat, alas.
TXC2: title change!
TXC2: kinda
bytecaster: Ominous space behind the bars
Mangledpixel: that seems fitting for the crapshoot
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 I can never remember which command does which kind of search.
RockPusher: The Crapshoot || <insert joke here>
TXC2: Creideiki_SE quote is the person saying it, findquote is the words in the quote
Creideiki_SE: I know that *now*, but it's going in one brain cell and out the other.
Earthenone: you have 2?!
TXC2: CONTACT
Mangledpixel: fancy schmancy
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RockPusher: "It was an age of derp…"
Astra7525: TIme for the Shapcroot
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ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
TXC2: hello ElementalAlchemist welcome
TXC2: RockPusher it was the crap of times, it was the shoot of times
Earthenone: a tale of two shitties
7gorobei: commence the fecal fling
Mangledpixel: everyone ready for the blast-from-the-past that is this show's intro? (in moonbase... delta?)
TXC2: moonbase delta indeed
PsychoI3oy: i came here to shoot crap and i'm all out of guns
TXC2: with double camera Alex
PsychoI3oy: wait....
RandomTrivia:
They should reshoot that intro 
RockPusher: "Writers roamed the room in search of jokes."
CastleOtranto: That's an interesting track name
j_crane330: Oh no
PharaohBender27 prepares
lamina5432: afternoon
bytecaster: is not prepared
RockPusher: Can one be prepared?
Spades_Slicc: and what if i refuse to prepare myself going live screen?
TXC2:
Crapshoot will get a secound intro before OkiOki gets it's first 
BraveOthello: *prepare ///*
ElementalAlchemist: We can pretend to be prepared
TXC2: Here we GO!
PsychoI3oy: beardless james
Didero: All these people look like babies
Astra7525: oh wow that was... 2 moonbases ago?
Spades_Slicc: Cameras akimbo
paronomasiac042: when did we film this new intro?!
TXC2: Hello LRR
bytecaster: Woooo
CaptainSpam: woo!
Didero: Hello!
Mangledpixel: woo! \o/
omegamarkel: wooooot
RandomTrivia: Woo!
CastleOtranto: Woo!
SymphonySolstice: the crappo!
xantos69: YAY!
Bruceski: woo
CodeIndigo: waow
EphemeralOsprey: yay!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Beej, Angel, Matt, Cori, Ian, and Graham!
RandomTrivia: "Woo" has been called
TXC2: Nun's Idea?
TheMerricat: You are the Little Producers?
Redbassist: none nuns
BraveOthello: So this might be a strange question, "shooting cap" does sound like a spectacular but kind of ... gross? Can you do that on Twitch?
RockPusher: Oooer an Angel
arma4994: Hi Matt!
Critterbot: It's out boy!
ArdCollider: woo good morning G, Cori, Ian, Matt, Beej, and Angel
ElementalAlchemist: Beej status: back
lirazel64: An shot of things
TXC2: hello Paul on Tech
ArdCollider: better in the back than from the back, Beej.
SymphonySolstice: paul cam!
bytecaster: Ooooh
RandomTrivia: PiP Paul!
Didero: PiP: Paul In Picture
Invitare: James doesn't get an inset
RockPusher: Paul with popup technology!
Creideiki_SE: But what's your name when you aren't on the show?
Strebenherz: How to kill an Aaa
Astra7525: Popup-Paul
Genie_M: No James image
RockPusher: Adam the very dapper
TXC2: Good Luck Adam!
Didero: Hi Adam Bye Adam!
darkora: Inset Paul isn't real, but he *can* hurt you
Redbassist: lmao
DigitalSeahorse: intro made me think I was on wrong resolution for a moment, not sure if twitch or the intro being different res
PsychoI3oy: good luck Adam!
ArdCollider: Adam, you're gonna kill it at the tourney!
ArtDecoSunburn: What sort of script coordination/drafting software do you use? Just a shared Google doc?
Strebenherz: Take care Adam
RandomTrivia: James is here in our hearts
bytecaster: I always believe in James just off Camera
Strebenherz: Kick butt at tourney
Didero: James confirmed extant
Mangledpixel: but our object permenance!
7gorobei: outset image of James
paronomasiac042: i believe in undetectable james
TheMerricat: Is James LRR"s Canadian Girlfriend chat?
Vinewood_OG: Sir Not Appearing In This Film
RandomTrivia: When James isn't on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's James?"
DigitalSeahorse: 6
RandomTrivia:
bytecaster: 6
Astra7525: Yahtzee?
Didero: He did roll a six, which is impressive on a d4
DeM0nFiRe:
ThorSokar: that ghost seems lucky
DigitalSeahorse: ideas!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: What’s the goal for today? Just writing? Or writing and filming and editing?
DigitalSeahorse: thoughts are good
RockPusher: Thoughts‽ Dangerous!
TheMerricat: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Full Meal Deal.
TXC2: Joy_Stix_DragQueen hopefully the latter
ElementalAlchemist: press A to turn on the light
Bruceski: like pitching a trailer?
tsp397: The yellow paint
Earthenone: we gotta get the wolverine smell trail involved
Mangledpixel: have you seen the "Triple-A Minesweeper"?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: The solid snake method of conversation?
TXC2: "Young man! try accsesing your pouch!"
Didero: Somebody made "Triple-A Minesweeper": It's basic Minesweeper, but with incessant talking, and the next click highlighted in yellow
lamina5432: can we get a yellow paint or cloudy trail?
raulghoulia: Metal Gear?
Inkompetence: Internal dialog made external and incessant.
Astra7525: Prof. Oak: "You can't do that right now, Ash!"
DigitalSeahorse: like the Triple A-minesweeper voice
Veraphage: Focus, M
Strebenherz: Don't forget the piss meter
RockPusher: The interface prompt text but in your ear
bytecaster: And then a quest tracker popups
DeM0nFiRe: Don't forget the pop up tutorial window saying teh same thing for a 3rd time
ArdCollider: the worst clicker game I've seen this week is the one that simulates being a working academic.
ladyjessica: Triple A minesweeper was so good
ArdCollider: it is just sadistic.
DeM0nFiRe: Oh lol yeah what Matt said
RustZenith: "You forgot to take your pants off before you used restroom. You now smell."
Laserbeaks_Fury: You just use *every* method of informing the player what to do
7gorobei: glowing outline around doorknob
Decaped: pop up could be a txt message on your phone
CodeIndigo: and a sign on the door reading "you need a KEY to OPEN this DOOR".
cassaclyzm: A Wolverine stink trail to the key appears
Astra7525: hmm... "What if RL came with in-game Tutorials"
ArdCollider: ah, yes, *bluuuh-buurrr!* always works.
DoodlestheGreat: This is a great idea.
bytecaster: Today, the game backseats itself!
TXC2: or a person in the room
Redbassist: from gibb on your shoulder
ArdCollider: or the refrigerator in the kitchen
Invitare: or they're in the bathroom
Mr_Horrible: it's the Sierra Hotline Guy
EphemeralOsprey: Narrated by person over the shoulder?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RustZenith: Hand holding vs chole chain of game explanations
ArdCollider: the robot toilet in the bathroom
ArdCollider: (too soon after Ian, though)
Astra7525: so... a kind of real-life backseating
ElementalAlchemist: "A butt rings out in the night"
ElementalAlchemist: that's just a fart
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Halo
RandomTrivia: Oh that's clever
DigitalSeahorse: butts
TXC2: "A butt rings out in the night" "And Rohan will answer!"
CaptainSpam: I liked how Psychonauts did it.
TXC2: hello Laserbeaks_Fury welcome
Redbassist: clowns don't like rain?
RockPusher:
That's a Tiltychat special 
Sarah_Serinde: That was an Ian home stream special
TheAwkes: A streamer with a cat named "Feet", later to be revealed to have a second cat named "Hole".
DigitalSeahorse: off leash clowns?
ghyllnox: "The author's poorly disguised kink(s)"
Strebenherz: @ian please explain off leash clowns
Veraphage: off leash mine park maybe
ElementalAlchemist:
Vinewood_OG: Who let the clowns out? Who? Who? Who who?
Invitare: Bartleby's wedding???
Veraphage: mime*
Laserbeaks_Fury: "To inform this person they should look for a key, Press X"
ArdCollider: you want to write "atomic sex" without leading expert Alex Steacy?
RockPusher:
Bartleby's Wedding is a horrifying phrase 
DigitalSeahorse: Bertleby has a partner?!
Jethrain: "atomic sex" - so, a fast breeder reactor?
DoodlestheGreat: A millennial bug-out bag.
Commodore_Perry_GG: Emergency bag if you need to leave fast
Vinewood_OG: Vape pens and white monster?
7gorobei: spies or preppers
TXC2: often it's for natural disasters
ArtDecoSunburn: I assume a millennial bug-out bag is beige and contains string lights.
CodeIndigo: i had to use mine in january of 2025
Mangledpixel: they're actually fairly important
ArdCollider: (I really like off-leash clown park)
VorlonScout: They've become popular in my area due to wildfire season.
DigitalSeahorse: Bartleby's dream sequence wedding a nightmare?
lamina5432: can we have an emergency halloween prep bag?
ThorSokar: Here's one for free: Power goes out, NO ONE can remember their own home address / how to get there (and for some reason everyone is wearing poorly fitting leather jackets(
Bruceski: During fire season for example my mother has a box of important documents she moves from the attic to the garage so it can go in the car and leave.
SymphonySolstice: we call that a go-bag, for when you need to Go Right Now
CaptainSpam: The Chillshoot.
DigitalSeahorse: oh I hate those
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jethrain I'd love to see a breeder reactor trying out pickup lines.
ArdCollider: Paul's bug-out bag is all his PS5s
Laserbeaks_Fury: anyone else geting Cat Sudoku ads?
Strebenherz: Bsrtleby's key party
VorlonScout: @SymphonySolstice A common alternate name for those down here, too.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Mangledpixel: human-made slop
EvilBadman: @ArdCollider Hey that's like 7k in value
Vinewood_OG: I have an entire bug out system, but I live in an area with seasonal disaster potential. And I'm a lunatic.
DigitalSeahorse: the fake out scam creators
TXC2: asset-flipper devs support group
bytecaster: All those influencers advertising fake games are out of a job now
Redbassist: organic slop
ArdCollider: you can entertain an entire bomb shelter with that many PS5!
Vinewood_OG: Artisinal Slop
Commodore_Perry_GG: AI has analyzed thousands of hours of LRR and the game objectives are only about finding the sub ocean
kingandcommoner: What if somebody was stalking yor IRL in order to make targeted ads?
Bruceski: "My career of badly pretending to play a mobile game for an ad is OVER"
CodeIndigo: the golden age of youtube poop documentary
ArdCollider: @kingandcommoner what if that someone was Angel?
Mangledpixel: "Won't someone think of the Pregnant Elsa's Dentist Adventure developers?"
bytecaster: Back in the day, I flipped those assets with my own hands
Strebenherz:
@Mangledpixel 
Earthenone: we need our trash content intelligently designed by a creator
SymphonySolstice: the whole goku
ArtDecoSunburn: @bytecaster Flipping up hill, both ways.
Spades_Slicc: Ian! that's piccolo's thing
cassaclyzm: Farmers and their home grown hand raised slop
TXC2: his badonkaronkaroos
ghyllnox: Fire goat!
DigitalSeahorse: getting goated
SymphonySolstice: burn! that! goat!
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arma4994: A spoof of those Depop/Vinted ads where a gamer tries to sell his nasty gamer chair
xantos69: I had an idea. What if a guy is losing to a particular person in a video game. They get mad and switch games. That SAME person shows up again and owns them. So they shut down their computer and go make dinner. Same person (identifies self) shows up and slaps the spoon out of their hand and runs away.
TXC2: other goats are available
Redbassist: you up and burnable?
Mangledpixel: submissive and burnable
Wrexadecimal: u up and burnable?
RockPusher: Submissive and Burnable
ArtDecoSunburn: Could combine that with 60th anniversary of Star Trek. Star Goat.
ghyllnox: Lookin burnable today
DigitalSeahorse: is it hot and/or erect?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Is the goat currently burnable"
110 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
Genie_M: Christmas goat
ArdCollider: @RockPusher your *mind*
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
CodeIndigo: if your goat is erect this early you need to call a veterinarian
Earthenone: they keep it up for that long? call a doctor?!
RandomTrivia:
Welcome raiding Brew Crew! 
bytecaster: Our goat, comrade
TXC2: hello raiders
ladyjessica: They’ve been quite successful for the last few years.
airylan: "Bigger Goku" sounds like something there
bytecaster: Fire goat dating profile, is that anything?
Didero: Erected, burnable, in my lane
RandomTrivia: "Erected and burnable" is the next iteration of "moisturised, unbothered and in my lane"
CodeIndigo: oh heck yeah, that's a great idea angel
Veraphage: national inconveniences
Earthenone:
seattleite weighing in? 
CabooseFails: "consensual choking hazard" came from somebody on this channel
HbombAndFriends: Hurricanes down here
ghyllnox: "oof, idk if I could live there"
TXC2: the natural disaster of road construction
DigitalSeahorse: spoopifer trying to haunt everybody and creepy doll giving them pointers
Mangledpixel: "And of course we've got The Hell Mouth"
RockPusher: Seattle eh, the big wet! The ever so slightly moist!
A_Dub888: I'm on a major fault line!
ArdCollider: invented natural disasters: "the poutine wind" etc.
tdapenguin: "A light mist"
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Summer of '98 when it got up to 78 degrees!
lirazel64: Fog!
morteica: @HbombAndFriends FL?
SymphonySolstice: it rained AND snowed! at the same time!
Nigouki: Vancouver Island: The Big One. Meanwhile Toronto: It gets nasty humid in the summer.
Sorator13: Attending a convention, but it's not the convention you thought you were going to
Commodore_Perry_GG: a reverse Monty Python
ShaneLeeAtk: Can confirm
lamina5432: gotta love frozen rain, thats my go to
ErynTzun: Raining without flooding, what is that like?
RockPusher: Actually, unimpressive City epithets
kingandcommoner: Comparing multiple bug-out bags would be fun
HbombAndFriends: @morteica Yup.
ArtDecoSunburn: Americans compare disasters just like they compare traffic from different cities.
Foxmar320: Yeah Florida hurricanes but we also have Love Bugs and that's a disaster as far as I'm concerned
ThorSokar: Being in a tornado isn't that bad -source me
arma4994: Every rainfall comes with a flood watch in my parts
RandomTrivia:
IsabellaTheFoxgirl: "if the winter is real bad it almost hits 0 degrees. Celsius!"
ThorSokar: Blizzard of '79 actually
CodeIndigo: "wait, you don't get the late-March sandicane here?"
RatherLargeToad: The great Halloween Blizzard for those of us in MN
lirazel64: We get a wind from Canada we call the Montreal Express.
DoodlestheGreat: Back. To touch upon something alredy discussed, I couldn't think of a better way to kill a LLM than to request it to recreate "Tomato Way." 🍅
Mangledpixel: fun fact: one of the worst hurricanes to ever hit the UK happened not long after I was born, and apparently I slept peacefully throughout the whole thing
LesBeauxPlastiques: ahoy!
Bruceski: In Portland we had Snowpocalypse 200...7?
DigitalSeahorse: we had that in Ontario a few times
PhorrestGaze: it's a dry snow
Nigouki: did you have to call in the army?
RandomTrivia: Classic
PharaohBender27: @Bruceski 2008
TXC2: hello LesBeauxPlastiques welcome
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Redbassist: no my plow shares
RockPusher: would the plows have worked in five feet?
morteica: @HbombAndFriends I escaped form there about 3 years ago. Don't miss the hurricanes, flooding, or surprisingly large amount of tornados one bit
ErynTzun: We had a Halloween blizzard in 1992 in Minnesota, which is early for any basic snowstorm in MN, then we had another one November 1st the year after that.
A_Dub888: how crispy was the ice crust?
TXC2: Nigouki no, he was on vaction
raulghoulia: the O henriest
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mangledpixel So you're saying your birth brought about said hurricane, and you rested from your labors?
TheMerricat:
And this is why this might be a bad crapshoot, it's too close to reality. 
DigitalSeahorse: good thing nobody sold their snowshoes
Commodore_Perry_GG: there was a blizzard of 96 on US east coast too
Mangledpixel: yup
RandomTrivia: @RockPusher They could certainly have tried
PharaohBender27: @Bruceski I remember witnessing a tentroof stand in Pioneer Square collapse from the weight of the snow.
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: a great storm
ErynTzun: It was so bad that the snowplows could not keep up, which is pretty big for how many plows we have.
TXC2: the great storm, of Micheal fish fame
Mangledpixel:
SymphonySolstice:
DeM0nFiRe:
thundershot879: Another halloween blizzard like 20 years ago
Driosenth: "Canadian Heritage Minute, Victoria Blizzard of 97"
Didero: A storm so powerful it wakes nobody
Kragaar: I get my best sleep when it's raining or snowing
NonjaBiru: The city sold the snowplows for a wig, but the people in Victoria sold their hair so the city could get a pocketwatch
Foxmar320: I've slept through so many hurricanes
HbombAndFriends: Again, Florida here. What is this “snow” that you speak of?
EphemeralOsprey: idea: competing, vaguely named natural disasters that are actually just the same disaster
ArdCollider: my folks had pics of me, two years old, in a snowsuit in the Blizzard of '78.
LesBeauxPlastiques: seeing "60th anniversary of big straw goat" immediately made brain go "are you in need.... OF a goat? maybe you want warmth or desire destruction or neither and that's okay. come on-down to dave's Gävle goats"
ArtDecoSunburn: @NonjaBiru O. Henry's Weather Minute
RockPusher: Ah yes, the accuracy of Weather Presenters
RandomTrivia: The Donna Noble special
Bruceski: @PharaohBender27 Yeah. It was a joke to anyone dealing with *real* snow, but there's nothing like a sheet of ice over the whole city to remind you that we're in a valley and everything's a hill.
bytecaster: I once missed a giant storm because I was too focused talking about math.
Earthenone: this historical event could have been an email
gualdhar: My parents left for a trip, two days before Hurricane Sandy, leaving my (adult) sister at home alone for three weeks. that was fun
RatherLargeToad: slept through many earthquakes when I was a kid in southern CA
morteica: @HbombAndFriends It looks like sand, but it's cold. And the world in cold. Think the complete opposite of FL summer. It's pretty great
Redbassist: thats the plot of Y the last man
morteica: Lol
DigitalSeahorse: I woke up to a tree being blown over just outside my bedroom window once, luckily the tree went the other direction
ErynTzun: I'll take the annoying snowstorms and blizzards over earthquakes on a daily basis
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bytecaster: What if one of them is bound to the location, so you cannot switch locations
CaptainSpam: Look, Namco's been on a huge nostalgia hit with Pac-Man recently, those four ghosts are busy in their old age!
LesBeauxPlastiques: just 4 people sat around with ouija boards relaying messages but the ghosts keep flirting and one does the tom scott isn't here meme
DigitalSeahorse: poof
RockPusher: That one person who always files a maximum shaking report whenever an earthquake occurs anywhere in the country
paronomasiac042: "internet quake" that shakes up your subscriptions
Laserbeaks_Fury: It looks like a seance, but it's actually a D&D game with a ghost player
PharaohBender27: @Bruceski Plus we had (by local standards) some pretty gnarly snows in February 2014 and December 2016-January 2017. My work had so many closure days for the latter.
Pseudonym_Ken: That is hilarious
lamina5432: one has to be running late
Dalrint: Ghosts firing the person their haunting.
PharaohBender27: "I'm scheduled to do a haunting, sorry"
DigitalSeahorse: organizing
kingandcommoner: Imagine if finishing a game of Campaign for West Africa was your unfinished business
Cuttlebranch: Idea: Yes, haunted shit happens primarily where there are cats. It isn't the cats doing it, however. Ghosts just like houses with cats.
Laserbeaks_Fury: What if *just* the DM was a ghost, and they had to use a planchette to communicate
Mangledpixel: so this would be as an advert for this style of exorcism as a service?
TabbyLavalamp: And the ghosts stop returning your calls.
EphemeralOsprey: ghosts have a commitment phobia
hallkomp: I do love the fact that people fully trust hotelworkers, i got so many people tell me their deepest darkest secrets for no reason, simply because of my job, could be something funny to play around with
LesBeauxPlastiques: actually, a person using a ouija board saying "we are contacting you on the other side of the veil. please heed our call" and the reply is 'i'm at the svalbard seed bank' would go silly xD
CaptainSpam: "Tryhard".
morteica: @Cuttlebranch I always heard cats were attracted to those houses because cats are protectors from evil spirits so they're there to protect people
iris_of_ether: A min-maxxer
Earthenone: "Spike"
Dalrint: Someone who plays a rogue in wow
CabooseFails: the goal is to win rather than to have fun
Laserbeaks_Fury: "R-O-L-L-F-O-R...."
TXC2: min maxer who doesn't care for flavour
RatherLargeToad: I believe a Lollipop Guild is involved
Spades_Slicc: Someone who's there to "win" not to play
ThorSokar: *plays flute* I'm gonna loot that dead body!
Bruceski: Over-optimized to the point of cannibalizing their own party, generally.
ArtDecoSunburn: @kingandcommoner The ghost could never pass on, as they'd invariably lose a paper chit and couldn't represent Rommel's backup fuel supplies.
PharaohBender27: And 3,000 ball bearings
LesBeauxPlastiques: "is anyone there?" 'r o l l f o r i n i t i a' "oh shit"
Mangledpixel: the term 'munchkin' in that meaning goes back at least to 1989
Driosenth: fun..ny
RockPusher:
ensues
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Dalrint: "Differently prepared"
CabooseFails: he was just prepared for a different thing than everybody else?
TheMerricat: For WHOM.
TXC2: "it's like 3000 ballllllllls"
RandomTrivia: When all you have is ball bearings, every problem looks like a problem that can be solved with ball bearings
EphemeralOsprey: "alternative character sheet"
ArtDecoSunburn: @hallkomp Like bartenders, barbers, and taxi drivers.
DigitalSeahorse: the strategic forgetting so you can decide based on other characters skills
TXC2: !youtube
morteica: @ArtDecoSunburn Dance instructors...
hyalopterous: Where'd he get that many ball bearings in a preindustrial society
CodeIndigo: YES, more Package!
Redbassist: eat phone
Dalrint: Have you done one at this moonbase?
BrowneePointz: This time Beej Vibe Ordered something
RandomTrivia: I love the Package mini-series
CabooseFails: just a normal package?
Earthenone: i had a similar situation, i made a charicter who was bad with money and they gave everyone X gp to catch up to a level or whatever and i wasted it, the whole group was so mad but i bought silly floating rocks
iris_of_ether: On Beej mail: I'm doing my part
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia That sounds like a classic ad from the Bohl Ball Bearing corporation in the 1950s.
TXC2: !pobox
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DeM0nFiRe: youtube keeps recommending that I watch The Package 5 specifically, but not any of the others (I've already watched them all)
chrono2x: Bills?
NapalmSideburns: The Package is Beej, he shipped himself
kingandcommoner: Something you returned comign back?
paronomasiac042: beej ordered "a package thrown at graham's face," and it never arrived
arma4994: Someone is inside the package like a human sized cake
EphemeralOsprey: Arrival of an anti-package?
Zath_: The package contains the end of Mailtime as a concept
darkora: Beej got a mail order haunting
hallkomp: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah absolutley, so many businessmen have told me they are getting lucky that night, like i need to know that...
CabooseFails: @NapalmSideburns beejdrop x package
LesBeauxPlastiques: "beej i don't know what it is but why does this smell like elderberry" 'it's mucus you uncult... yes elderberry"
Dalrint: @NapalmSideburns to himself
Mangledpixel: the person who is ordering gets packaged up. turns out it's a cut-price travel service.
ArtDecoSunburn: @morteica I'd love a movie with a character juggling all of those part time jobs.
RockPusher:
So that was that ad break
PharaohBender27:
ArtDecoSunburn: @hallkomp Maybe it gets you a better tip?
HbombAndFriends: How about a reversal where Graham has something unspeakable sent to Beej’s house.
RandomTrivia:
kingandcommoner: You walk downstairs to give the package back to the delivery man and it's also Beej
SymphonySolstice: huh
CodeIndigo: so the multilingual klaxon failed?!
RockPusher: jeegus
Spades_Slicc: maybe a neighbor maybe a ghost
RandomTrivia: Never mind a Crapshot, this sounds like a follow-up episode of CHustle about the whole door debacle
ThorSokar: A good twist would be that it's actually Live Bees or Live Scorpions (things that you can actually ship, but people rarely know that you can)
BrowneePointz: yall got a Non-Euclidean Delivery. Are you SURE it's not a Tesseract?
ExachixKitsune: the package that phases through walls - but only the "failed delivery" note
Vinewood_OG: Ninja Gaiden Parcel Delivery
TXC2:
they never are 
7gorobei: delivery service ninja qualification test
accountmadeforants: Bold strategy
Dalrint: He handed it to Mother Earth
Laserbeaks_Fury: The door signed for it
Darleysam: street magicians struggling for work getting in on the delivery gig economy to supplement their income
Mangledpixel: "bizarre delivery photos" could be a rich vein for a crapshot
couchboyj: They handed it to Spoopifer and they brought it in
bytecaster: More of like a last half-mile contractor, am I right, fellow chatters
DigitalSeahorse: last step, one foot farther
CaptainSpam: "I have handed your package to Harvey, the giant rabbit that works for your company."
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz I once had a non-Euclidean shaped dorm room. I'm pretty sure it was a Lovecraftian portal.
RockPusher: I had couriers leave packages outside a government office literally underneath the "Do Not Leave Packages Here" sign.
bytecaster: Suspected?
Invitare: Amazon delivered me something to my mailbox the other day, photographed where they put it. It was not my mailbox. I found where it had ended up. It was sticking right out and I just grabbed it =/
LesBeauxPlastiques: a game of whispers trying to find a package has range
hallkomp: @ArtDecoSunburn I dont want those peoples tip, i can promise you that
ErynTzun: I put signs on the door, in every area that has instructions to call me in the app when arriving and NOT leave it unattended. Too many times they ignore it and do not even try to call me.
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam (Jimmy Stewart runs mail room)
ArtDecoSunburn: @hallkomp Ha!
Vinewood_OG: Quantum Superposition Deliveries
PharaohBender27: Yeah I once ordered a thing, and got a photo of the package in front of a unit with the same number as my unit . . . but clearly in a different building
EvilBadman: Those would be handy to solve the issue of where they went
hallkomp: @ArtDecoSunburn Thank you
PharaohBender27: I vaguely remember the blanket
cassaclyzm: Geoguessr but it's just pictures of food or packages outside doors
Sorator13: I had that happen with an office chair being delivered. It was next door. It was a pain in the butt to get over to my place.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pretty sneaky, sis
PharaohBender27: Ooof
RandomTrivia: Ooooof
paronomasiac042: @Vinewood_OG your package is travelling, so we've no idea where it is
Foxmar320: I've had this happen as well but it was at a random door in my apartment building
TXC2: ooooof
Marvoleath: Geoguesser delivery could be a cool crapshot D
ArtDecoSunburn: @ThorSokar Aren't live bees subject to agricultural controls?
BrowneePointz: Iive in an apartment Numbered "A"...that's on....the right side of the building...the amount of shit I have had to walk to either the next building over or the other side of the building is WAY too high
ExachixKitsune: "this is mine" yes that's how theft works
SimGuy3k: Ever since my parents moved they keep getting packages delivered where the delivery driver takes a photo of their house and then delivers the package to the building next door
ThorSokar: @ArtDecoSunburn You would think so, but apparently not
xantos69: That is your sketch right there.
LesBeauxPlastiques: xDDDD
bytecaster: That is honestly very funny
RockPusher: I had a courier decide that because the address didn't have a number, it should be delivered to the house at "1". The address was *a high school*.
Vinewood_OG: Porch Pirates of the Caribbean
Foxmar320: Yeah that could be a sketch
Didero: "DoorGuesser"?
ArtDecoSunburn: @paronomasiac042 Well, you can guess its position or velocity, but not both.
Sorator13: the former property manager at my apartment building continued to have packages delivered to that apartment building for YEARS. She would just come by and pick them up periodically. It was very confusing.
ErynTzun: Delivery Guesser
control_rig: Hahahah\
DigitalSeahorse: and then he gets hit in the face again somehow
TabbyLavalamp: I once got my maternal grandmother's mail, and she lived several blocks away from me.
arma4994: People uploading their missing orders to a geoguessr “pro” who is helping them find it
TheMerricat: I live in a townhouse complex shaped like a U with my townhouse at the bottom of the U with a two foot wide yard behind it. When Amazon started using contractors to deliver in my area it took like a year to get them to stop trying to leave packages on the 'back porch'. There is _NO_ access to the back porch that doesn't involve climbing a fence.
RockPusher: "Do you see any trees?"
Sorator13: @TabbyLavalamp I have a relative who is the third of his name and lived like two streets over from the second of his name; their mail was /frequently/ misdelivered to each other
An_Owl_At_What: Recently I ordered a thing and didn’t get it, but the delivery photo showed it on my porch. I found it had fallen off the porch into the large overgrown bushes in front of the house. While retrieving it, I found two packages we thought were lost YEARS ago buried in the dirt near it
Vinewood_OG: Unqualified Drone Pilot
Mangledpixel: see? rich vein
A_Catastrophic_Success: I had a grocery order delivered to a neighbor’s house down the street. Had to lug groceries down the street to my house.
ThorSokar: Or the person playing goguesser, pans 1 screen left and they're THERE
Darleysam: GeoDashing
PharaohBender27:
@TheMerricat 
control_rig: Oh! I thought it was going to be about them looking around and seeing themselves through a window. "I THOUGHT the street looked familiar!"
Marvoleath: ARG
Commodore_Perry_GG: @control_rig same here
TXC2: combine it with timegussr: "where are you with my doordash?" "1973!"
kingandcommoner: Geocaching
Nigouki: instead of self-checkout at the store you now have to use the order app to pilot the drone to your own house. self-delivery!
hyalopterous: The forbidden advent calendar
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Postmates Office
rosesmcgee: pay the doordash service charge to go to the restaurant and get it yourself
Zath_: Two tech bros workshopping the idea of a depot for door dash until they reinvent a restaurant
arma4994: Hacking into the flock cameras to find your missing package
ArtDecoSunburn: Amazon lockers are recreating the Sears catalog delivery shopfront.
SymphonySolstice: geocaching, like squirrels in the fall
Sorator13: @TXC2 where in time is carmen sandidoordash
LesBeauxPlastiques: geoguesser but every picture is a delivery photo and after 5 guesses that are 9000miles out the person just starts crying
RockPusher: "Do the yield signs have a white boarder?"
DoodlestheGreat: The US Post Office has started doing that same kind of delivery service where it gets put in a locker instead of your home.
Marvoleath: When your notes for the delivery driver are just an ARG*
PharaohBender27: Ugh, my mother tried to order something from Lowe's during the pandemic expecting it would be delivered directly only for it to be "stored" in a locker at the store, and when she called about it she was essentially told "Literally no one other than you can open this locker." She was so mad.
BrowneePointz: Competitive Incorrect Doordash Geoguessing
Laserbeaks_Fury: Competative Geodashing
ladyjessica: I love that delivery is poorly recreating mail and yet Canada post isn’t “making money” and has to stop being as good…
pressptopausetopee: "I hate delivering to Sphinxes..."
ThorSokar: you gotta get there before the food spoils, so ordering ANYTHING with Mayo is considered "rolling the dice"
DigitalSeahorse: I'd save that for when you're not shooting indoors only
Cptasparagus: could do some good greenscreens
LesBeauxPlastiques: a selection of internet games based around bad delivery. wordl would be brutal
CodeIndigo: carmen sandiego doig doordashg
BrowneePointz: James' Doordash order ends up shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand
DigitalSeahorse: but I guess yeah green screens can be used
ErynTzun: @DoodlestheGreat I would love it if every delivery service allowed that, but sometimes they don't allow delivery to locker or to specific store location depending on who the shipper is.
RockPusher: honka honka
TXC2: BrowneePointz the shooter was eating a sandwich at the time
Mangledpixel: off-leash clown park clap clap clapclapclap
Laserbeaks_Fury: "It's okay, he's Friendly
TabbyLavalamp: @Sorator13 Oh, that had to be frustrating. This was a long time ago, but IIRC we had the same first five digits (12345 - 123 St vs 12345 - 234 St) but not even the same last name. At least it only happened once and it gave me a reason to visit my grandma.
Earthenone: is that where we get free range clown eggs
BrowneePointz: @TXC2 James' Banh Mi goes back in time, someone else gets it, it's so delicious they just HAVE to fire a gun and it hits the Archduke
DigitalSeahorse: Free Range Clowns!
Nigouki: Clown NFT egg
CodeIndigo: dave's clown park and pound cakes
RockPusher: The operational lease on your clown is up, do you want to buy it out?
Laserbeaks_Fury: a rted nose
xantos69: A continuation of the last Dave sketch. This is a warehouse for all THE OTHER EGGS!
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat That seems like it would contradict rural free delivery laws.
ThorSokar: A Faygo Bottle!
ArdCollider: "he's friendly!" (Matt, in clown gear, starts trying to aggressively mount Ian)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everyone knows Clowns hatch from Red Noses
Marvoleath: a clown-walker that drives there with a clown-car and a dozen of clowns come out of that?
TheMerricat: And chat, this concept came into being while Ian was playing the Pirate Yakuza game last night and we ran across a bunch of clowns dancing in a gogo cage.....
darkora: fun fact: when a clown honks its nose it can use echo location for a few minutes
Sorator13: @TabbyLavalamp Their home phone number is also the same digits as the local post office, with two of them swapped. They /still/ get a lot of calls trying to reach the post office...
pressptopausetopee: The deck is sorted. "Where are my Islands?"
LesBeauxPlastiques: one of the clowns has to be a mime
arma4994: Can we put wheeler in a clown costume?
couchboyj: Someone has a mime because they are hypoallergentic
putz12a: Juggalo as the good one, Pennywise as the dangerous one?
BrowneePointz: One's dressed like a 1600s Italian Vintage Clown and you just hear "Oh, you have one of those Ancient Breeds"
Laserbeaks_Fury: I really hate when owner don't clean up their clowns poop
phoenixfeather14: @TheMerricat thank you for the context!
ArdCollider: a juggalo should go after Cameron for reasons like "he likes ICP, actually"
VorlonScout: It really all comes down to owners not willing to properly train their clowns.
Marvoleath: a mime playing the role of a cat in the dog park?
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz And then people keep sending other sandwiches back in time to try to prevent WWI. "Maybe a BLT? A club sandwich?"
BrowneePointz: A mime walks by like a cat, all the Clowns rush the fence and honk their noses at them
ArdCollider: "oh he likes you! do you have one of these at home?" (Cam valiantly tries not to admit to having his own juggalo)
DigitalSeahorse: are you down to clown arown?
toddbepraised: Pennywise from IT or Art the Clown from Terrifier is the dangerous clown
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TXC2: damned by faint priase
kingandcommoner: Are mimes cats?
DigitalSeahorse: that French clown from TVO
ArtDecoSunburn: Juggalos as bulldogs?
couchboyj: A bald hypoallergenic clown?
BrowneePointz: no no, the Juggalo is playing with 2 magnets
bytecaster: But the goat is so burnable
ThorSokar: Yep: In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Goldthwait revealed that Martin Scorsese had defended the movie from detractors. When a film critic derided the movie in order to make a point about good and bad movies, Scorsese revealed, "I like Shakes the Clown. Haven't you heard? It's the Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies!"
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
TXC2: burning goats feels like more of a Novemeber thing to e
ArtDecoSunburn: @BrowneePointz A harlequin? I like it.
pressptopausetopee: we need a Ghost on the ceiling
Invitare: LRR uses too much CGI these days
BraveOthello: Practical ghost effects: wait for your actors to die, then hire a medium to channel them for the shoot
beowuuf: Clver Graham Imaginering
DigitalSeahorse: IDEA: crapshot is the battle between CG ghosts and practical fx ghosts
RockPusher: How does the ghost feel about having filters applied to them?
ArtDecoSunburn: @BraveOthello Then you can write off the ouija board as office telecom expense.
Marvoleath:
DoodlestheGreat: I'd still like the Millennial Bug-Out bag.
RatherLargeToad: St Peppers Ghost
RockPusher: Plexi preferable to plate
DoodlestheGreat: "Be sure to have a container of avacado toast..."
DeM0nFiRe: Pepper's ghost? Someone kiled the guy from Lego Island?!?
beowuuf: george peppard's ghost
pressptopausetopee: Monster under Bed/Couch as the GM?
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse I love the idea of an old grizzled practical effects guy extolling his trunk of ghost sheets.
Redbassist:
apparently drops are enabled for this stream according to the tags. what drops do we get from crapshooting?
Dalrint: At some point I'd love to see more 'education videos' from that company that taught people how to kill a rock.
RockPusher: Fuck that noise
LesBeauxPlastiques: "are you playing scrandle?" 'no. geoguesser. i am so hungry'
Redbassist: woooow
Nigouki: that's psychotic
PharaohBender27:
RandomTrivia: Oh my god that can bugger off
Sorator13: Ah, yeah, love those rules
TXC2: that some HOA shit
VorlonScout: Sigh. Yup.
Vinewood_OG: How do they feel about Molotov cocktail hour?
RockPusher:
RandomTrivia:
IAN
Dalrint: Body shaming buildings!
Songar87: Is Cori's mic off?
ElementalAlchemist: "It's against the law not to body-shame a building." --Ian
Laserbeaks_Fury: Massive buttrest
pressptopausetopee: now there is a crapshot idea
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Buttress
BraveOthello: Fat buttress
Earthenone: yeah i used to live in an apartment complex that changed owners annually, every few months i got aestetic based complaints, including no air con it was rough
SymphonySolstice: I can and will bodyshame mcmansions
Sorator13: Cori was having what sounded like a connection issue earlier, dunno if that got resolved
TXC2: !addquote (Ian) [now] It's against the law not to body shame a building.
LRRbot: New quote #9685: "It's against the law not to body shame a building." —Ian [2026-10-10]
Spades_Slicc: @Laserbeaks_Fury no no, you were onto something
LesBeauxPlastiques: rid of them? bartholemew is my paladin
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Haunted by Mickey Rooney's ghost.
BrowneePointz: god, Imagine a Play by Post D&D game through the medium of a Ouija Board
Mangledpixel: or have it as an advert - for a new kind of exorcism service
RockPusher:
I'm going to forget I put Paul's link in my browser and get clown-scared later
hyalopterous: Joke is getting everyone on the schedule
bytecaster: October Synergy!
Dalrint: He should jhave a really, really spooky looking bag and then pull brightly colored tupperware out of it with the D&D stuff
Sarah_Serinde: Moon(base)'s haunted
couchboyj: Not another Ravenloft campaign >_>
BrowneePointz: her mic DID go robot for a split second then cut earlier
Songar87:
RandomTrivia: Cori, noted Farady cage
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn oh no, i now imagine mickey rooney saying 'i pity the fool'
RandomTrivia: *Faraday
Invitare: the ghosts are trying to silence Cori
ArtDecoSunburn: In a world of body-shaming buildings, would celebrity architects be fitness influencers?
e_bloc: *re-cocks pistol* still haunted
TXC2: RandomTrivia how we find out Cori is made of copper wire
Redbassist: its the anniversry already?!
pressptopausetopee: "Oh shoot, I forgot to Write the oneshot"
DigitalSeahorse: ew
7gorobei: ghosts as fruit fly equivalent
RockPusher: They are coming inside looking for moisture. I'll get the spray.
Marvoleath: One of the ghosts could be working remotely via Ouija
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Coppory
Cptasparagus: the beejs are back *cuts to a bunch of greenscreen pingpong balls with beej faces on them*
saintguard: First Canadians in the walls, now seasonal ghost hauntings
LesBeauxPlastiques: just before the honk: "roll for beej drop" 'what?' xD
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf I shudder at the pronunciation if he's in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" costume.
TXC2: Marvoleath Microsoft teams but for ghosts
control_rig: Have them sitting behind a GM screen, with a little sigh
Laserbeaks_Fury: "So, Roll for initiative?"
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn right? 
Nigouki: James the Scheduler
Hangedman: Call in an exorcist, and this is their method?
BrowneePointz: IT, they fix tech ghosts all the time
Earthenone:
just call in angel
kingandcommoner: "That worked" "No one's ever available for D&D"
BlueChloroplast: Send in the puppets
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: 'I thought this was Mysterium'
rosesmcgee: "What edition? ... Sorry, can't make it."
RockPusher: "The ghosts are back. I'll get the spray." "Whoa whoa whoa, that's cruel. There's a more humane way."
CabooseFails: this would be a great jer cameo
Marvoleath: @TXC2 and a copilot pop-up keeps covering some of the letters?
Spades_Slicc: specify that it's D&D 5.5?
TXC2: Marvoleath exactly
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I only play 4.5"
Farwanderer: You could go the other way - start with the D&D game being obvious and have the reveal that it's an exorcism be the punch line
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm leaving because all these other players are CG ghosts and I feel undervalued as a practical effect."
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Would Audrey Hepburn be Face in that version of the A-Team? With her little ukulele?
Hangedman: one of them just says '1.0? nah i'm good'
TXC2: "point 5? I don't have those books"
spethycakes: "works every time <sad>"
ArtDecoSunburn: Ghost has a backlog of hauntings.
Redbassist: I gotta get a moon tan...
kingandcommoner: "I only play second edition"
RockPusher: I still need to find my feet
BrowneePointz: Do yall have a Ouija Board and a couple Candles for Set Dec?
chrono2x: Ian ghost: I need to wash my hair
spethycakes: it might be even sadder if there's a D&D setup all ready to go for that end quip
Cptasparagus: my grandma reincarnated
Vinewood_OG: "I'm late for my exorcism."
CodeIndigo: "I lost my sheet." while WEARING a sheet.
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn only if she can actually play the one hit wonder breakfast at tiffany's
Redbassist: it's haunted sheet season
CodeIndigo: because it's their CHARACTER sheet
saintguard: "I gotta cycle my ectoplasm"
Nigouki: can't afford the ectoplasm, have you SEEN the prices?
DigitalSeahorse: "I got a rock."
Hangedman: going to a funeral (mine) (gives away the joke so probably not)
rosesmcgee: "Sorry, that's my weekly game night with Gygax"
ArtDecoSunburn: Ghost is caught at Atlanta airport. Flight delayed.
chrono2x: I only play 2nd edition
PhorrestGaze: maybe someone else says it works every time, like Angel has been used for this
BrowneePointz: "I only play OSR games"
TXC2: "what are you going as this year?" "your mom" "she's not dead" "........."
Marvoleath: "I actually left my head at the other place" for a decapitated ghost
beowuuf: if it goes over one page i don't care
BrowneePointz: "oh, I thought this was OSR"
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf College Humor did a sketch on a couple that were fans of that song.
Mangledpixel: "Oh man, if I'd known sooner I totally would, but I've got wailing and moaning with the damned spirits of the Eternal Pit scheduled for then, I can't cancel that AGAIN"
iris_of_ether: Wraith
Spades_Slicc: Wraith the Oblivion
hyalopterous: Wraith
putz12a: Wraith the Oblivion
letsbelgo: wraith
Hangedman: Geist The Sin-Eaters, or Wraith the Oblivion
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn and i said what about breakfast at tiffany's... no, the other one
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ghost the pretty decent Metal Band
DigitalSeahorse: vampire the masquerade
A_Dub888: Ghost the Shell?
CodeIndigo: ghost the spoopenation
TXC2: Ghost the spoppering
Earthenone: ghost the bustining
beowuuf: wraith is interesting as one person is the ghost, one peson is their evil persona
Spades_Slicc: Yes Ian, it was already suggested. by you
BrowneePointz: "Spectre the Phantasming"
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf It's "Breakfasts at Tiffany's" all the way down!
kingandcommoner: Alternately? Someone performs a seance to try to finally have players for their game
spethycakes: Spirit the Costuming
LesBeauxPlastiques: "i attack the goblin" 'i never did that' "well you wanted to play the bard so i get to play you /my/ way"
beowuuf: casper the friendening
BrowneePointz: Ghost, Spectre, Phantasm, Geist, Spirit
Spades_Slicc: Skeleton, the rattling
raulghoulia: Ectoplasm
CastleOtranto: Lemure
RuiFaleiro: The Bumpening
BrowneePointz: Apparition
PharaohBender27:
@Spades_Slicc
Hangedman: Ghost The Phantasmagorening
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn the A in A team stands for all the way do
BrowneePointz: Revenant the Reaping
EvilBadman: Geist, the not the GameCube one
7gorobei: apparition the haunting
randombillfolds: Final Phantasm: The Spirits Within.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Be careful you don't slapped with copywight
Thefluffiestguineapig: Poltergeist
ArtDecoSunburn: I like the idea that a ghost has to miss as they promised to help out some friends haunting a guy named Ebenezer.
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Foxmar320: Amazing
xantos69: Graham, you need to wake up.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bob and Doug coded
RockPusher: That's a heck of a thing to mass produce
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Murdoch was a prophet!
PhorrestGaze: my culture is not your costume
ghizmou: and they say art is dead
pressptopausetopee: Tatoo sleeves? Scrimshawing
DigitalSeahorse: I saw some house with skeletons in their yard half the size of the house and a skull the size of their front door
DigitalSeahorse: but wider
BrowneePointz: How else do you think he got Re-animated Beej
Nigouki: it is one of TWO bartender skeletons
BrowneePointz: gotta put them sigils somewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: Scrimshaw would feel weird probably having had stuff on my ribs
DigitalSeahorse: and then was told they leave that up all year
Spades_Slicc: You can tattoo into your bones if you reaaaaaaly fuck up an at home stick and poke
ErynTzun: Mixologiest lol
KadmosTech: thats a deep needle to get the ink all the way to the bone
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Per the earlier discussion, you're Amazon will now leave packages at the skull?
Dalrint: The world must know!
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn no barckley never got to DS9, just voyager
NonjaBiru: There's video of the skeleton on that page
TXC2: Vote Skeleton
EphemeralOsprey: I feel like said hipster skeleton could be a crapshot if it wasn't IRL already
BrowneePointz: your closet obviously
BrowneePointz: that's where everyone stores their skeletons
SymphonySolstice: I saw someone with two 12ft skeletons the other day
Spades_Slicc: put it on top of the moonbase
toddbepraised: I have 4 of the 12 foot skeletons, they stay up year round.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz You have a 12ft closet?
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
EvilBadman: The elevator pitch for that skeleton was probably like this show
NotCainNorAbel: There is a 12ft tall one in my area that they keep up all year.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: simply don't put away the halloween decorations
pressptopausetopee: just the skeletons in Vacationgear on the porch
morteica: People around here (in Chicago) just leave the skeletons in their front yards and decorate them for each holiday
ErynTzun: oh only $299 USD for the Giant-Seized Skelly with LifeEyes LCD Eyes @.@
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Wait, does that mean the A-Team is also the creation of 1950s writer Bennie Russell?
KadmosTech: F12! F12!
EvilBadman: @NotCainNorAbel Just one? How quaint.
snacksmuncher69: Someone in my neighbourhood just keeps their 40 ft skeleton there all year and decorate it seasonally. My favourite is when they give it bunny ears for easter
Marvoleath: "Speaks 5 separate spooky phrases"
Mangledpixel: remember when we used to have an internet? good times
Spades_Slicc: The joke for the final ghost could be that they only play Wraith
swordfishspyke: Year round skeleton: Santa hat on Christmas, red flag on Labor day, etc.
Commodore_Perry_GG: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat a house by me has kept their 8' skeleton up for almost 5 years straight
ErynTzun: 12ft is plenty big
RandomTrivia: Holy moly that's amazing
raulghoulia: those skeletons were REALLY popular in 2020 so now theres new versions every year that theyre trying to recapture that feeling
accountmadeforants: Oh wow
SymphonySolstice: it DOES
Dalrint: 40 feet is like four stories tall
NotCainNorAbel: @EvilBadman get four of them them playing cards
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn a team was probably a 6 year long backdoor pilot for his real work, but it never got far enough. so sad
kingandcommoner: Why does it look like Josh Ruben?
TXC2: 40ft is taller then most buldings
snacksmuncher69: Yeah it's only 2 storeys tall
pressptopausetopee: that is just a dude
morteica: @snacksmuncher69 They do that here too for their giant skeletons. It's awesome. There are like 5 in my neighborhood
RatherLargeToad: Bob Villa?
EphemeralOsprey: hahahahaha wow
ErynTzun: He's a Mixologiest
RockPusher: Geoff Peterson after the Late Late Show
TXC2: oh Gods it's an undercut and all
Foxmar320: Yessss
ArtDecoSunburn: Is the room in that photo a deliberate nod to "Dark Shadows" ?
KadmosTech: HD Jump scare
EvilBadman: @NotCainNorAbel They are all over seattle
DigitalSeahorse: Red Green becomes a hipster after a fatal home improvement duck taping?
SymphonySolstice: thanks I hate it and also love it
TXC2: REALLY important that he's SIX foot tall
vrulg: I'm happy to see Geoff has found work after Craig Fergeson finished on the late late show.
Dalrint: then why does he dress like that!~
ErynTzun: That voiceover is very good
e_bloc: finally I can combine my two favorite things: halloween and alcoholism
beowuuf: John: The last calling
Foxmar320: only five?!
PharaohBender27: "A portion of this VOD was muted due to a copyright claim by Home Depot"
BusTed: haha
RandomTrivia: Absolutely incredible
DeM0nFiRe: lmao "With five laid-back phrases"
DoodlestheGreat: I've seen these ads. My god, they suck wind.
accountmadeforants: Omfg
A_Dub888: This narrator is fantiatic
saintguard: John does indeed stir
RockPusher: Again, this is a heck of a thing to mass produce
ArdCollider: have you guys seen the horny singing pumpkin
Spades_Slicc: fused radius and ulna??????
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why doesn't it sound like Geoff Peterson
raulghoulia: dude I work there its real weird to clock out to come here and now I gotta watch the stuff I see 8 hours a day
BraveOthello: Why does it have a name?!
ArdCollider: because it's also horrifying
CaptainSpam: This is legit reasonably amazing.
Astra7525: I am going to die of cringe over here...
Strebenherz: What the hell did I unpause to
xantos69: You don't need to write a joke today. You have already given me everything I needed.
TXC2: LEE EEE DEE!
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf A pity. Did you ever see the backdoor pilot George Peppard did with Tracy Nelson on "Matlock" ? He was a run-down PI in Malibu.
pressptopausetopee: is this a crapshoot?
0x6772: Brooklyn ca 2012 wants their ick back.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That narrator was so good
EmmaPartlow: That cannot be real.
Earthenone: 5 laid back lines, maybe the others are more aggro
saintguard: Shoutout to the VA for the voiceover, he went all in
EvilBadman: Beej, have some pride, this could have been a crapshot
CastleOtranto: "A beer? Sorry, we only make sazeracs here."
DigitalSeahorse:
Genie_M: At least it doesn't have an AI sound generator
Foxmar320: Also F Home Depot. Local store doing shady stuff right now
RandomTrivia: Only 5 phrases? Dang, RAMageddon claims another...
TXC2: VA better have been paid well on that one
RatherLargeToad: can we replace the sound chip with a Big Mouth Billy Bass?
Astra7525: Are we sure they didn't mix up the hiring sheets for the skeleton and the voiceover?
A_Dub888: @saintguard whatever they paid, it was not enough
Nigouki: that's the 2nd option
BusTed: custom clothing
ElementalAlchemist: what a ridiculous thing
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn no, but it would just feel like banachek without the excuse to audit anything
swordfishspyke: He runs a Spookeasy
Nigouki: the other one is Dean the Deathologist
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 And you can't even criticize them as the person monitoring for copyright claims at HD is probably an Olympian.
TXC2: swordfishspyke booooo!
RandomTrivia: The pronunciation of "LED" really made me think it was a text to speech
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed: take 'em away
TXC2:
spethycakes: He doesn't even GO here!
RandomTrivia: @swordfishspyke ... YES
Foxmar320: Ill alow it
accountmadeforants: "That's a different guy, that's a completely different man" -Children when their dad shaves off his beard
pressptopausetopee: we have Bloody Maries
Decaped: My local Halloween themed family theme park would have loved this before they ended.
couchboyj: Ectoplasm
RatherLargeToad: Back again. Ghosts are back. Tell a friend
ErynTzun: Bartender, Cabernet Casualty, and Mixologist.
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf I do wish Banachek ran longer. One of the few hit series killed by a contentious divorce.
RockPusher: hahahahaha
RandomTrivia: Ian threatening everyone with a good time
ErynTzun: They didn't need to modify them they just have 3 options
e_bloc: days since ghost problem: reset to zero
raulghoulia: why even have a smoke machine if youre not going to use it?
saintguard: Ghosts sitting on the couch just hanging out
Marvoleath: One of the ghosts just in the background going "sup"
RandomTrivia: "We have a code 3"
ArtDecoSunburn: @accountmadeforants (Cue a children's choir cover of the Talking Heads)
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn that's a shame. it goes without saying i had to look that one up to make sure i wasn't just name dropping a fever dream 
Astra7525: "Angel? Yes, it happened again. We need your help"
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you just say "I have and idea" it'll read better when they are disappointed the campaign didn't pan out
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astra7525 Suggestion: yes, Beej did it again
kingandcommoner: Geist Friends
accountmadeforants: Geist Friends
RandomTrivia: [James liked that]
RandomTrivia: Ohhh, Geist Friends is very strong
e_bloc: its dead money
accountmadeforants:
@kingandcommoner Same braincell 
Marvoleath: Died Friends
ThorSokar: It's not even an exorcism, it's just "I know a guy who can get rid of ghosts"
Dalrint: I think 'sad the game didn't happen' is funnier than 'that's the exorcism'
rosesmcgee: Dice Fiends, but only if they're demons
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf I used to love when A&E ran the NBC mystery wheel in reruns when I was a kid. I was the only ten year old in Alabama watching "McMillan and Wife" solve mysteries.
chrono2x: "Bring in our most toxic DM"
PharaohBender27:
Jethrain: They are also ghosting
TXC2: chrono2x "this one does TPKs...IN REAL LIFE!"
EvilBadman: I too, am ghost
lamina5432: Someone comes back to the to the office and timidly ask if the ghosts are gone
RockPusher: "Hey you know how you like killing your party? I have a challenge for you…"
rosesmcgee: This is like the Twilight Zone "There was time now" but it's a D&D group
ArtDecoSunburn: Do the ghosts roll dice?
RandomTrivia: The actual ghosts are SFX, these ones are people wearing sheets
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn BBC loved to show odd american 70's stuff during the daytime, so during university got to catch up on some fun shows some stuck better than others!
RockPusher: I'm a Zooty Ghost!
putz12a: The last one tries to leave to find it's trapped by a magic circle or salt or something
ErynTzun: Zooty zoot zoot!
TXC2: Zooty Zoot Zoot!
ErynTzun: @TXC2 haha also watched B5
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Well, Banachek is pretty fun. A nice tv inversion of "The Thomas Crown Affair."
Redbassist: matrix duster
Athelgar: just getting here, has the suggestion been made to ask a jack-o-lantern to play, only to hace it shake its head 'no'
TXC2:
ErynTzun yeap, I've see it once, and that's what stuck with me
RandomTrivia: You know, it's important to have a strict exorcise routine
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn never thought of it that way
lamina5432: The masquerade since vampires
ThorSokar: You gotta have 1 ghost really excited for 2nd edition D&D, but then the guy goes "OK, here are the house rules"
Marvoleath: "What am I, a nerd?"
couchboyj: I don't play D&D with the same tone people say "I don't have a TV"
Sorator13:
@RandomTrivia
Veraphage: "Tabletop? I already died a virgin."
randombillfolds: How easy would it be to have the tabletop wear a tablecloth and just up and disappear?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, roll for initiative?
Spades_Slicc: It could just be "Do you two want to play"
EvilBadman: "My campaign has some recently opened slots"
PhorrestGaze: with a campaign starting is it the first session or the second session they Ghost?
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Same Boston setting, nice house and car, romancing women. He just doesn't steal the paintings, he finds them.
ErynTzun: @TXC2 certainly not the best thing to remember of that episode
Mangledpixel: forg hosts. hosts for forgs.
couchboyj: One of the ghosts keeps talking about THAC0?
NapalmSideburns: I've been away a bit, has the joke "D&D Beyond the grave" been made yet?
NotCainNorAbel: You could also use puppets for the living people
ErynTzun: I only find Candygrams
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn find two more examples and you have an only connect question!
Laserbeaks_Fury: It is funny that literal ghosts would give an excuse and not just disappear
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
BusTed:
Redbassist: stream producers of hanoi
RockPusher:
TXC2: NapalmSideburns not yet
RandomTrivia: The Omni-Ghost
spethycakes: I have a date...with...destiny
Redbassist: chained wallet for the third
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Ha. Is that a British panel show? I confess I'm not terribly familiar with them.
Mangledpixel: I'm sorry, I'm British, "four candles, 'andles for forks" is DEEPLY ingrained
Spades_Slicc: I have a seance later
spethycakes: A Victoria-era ghost (as opposed to Victoria(n))
EphemeralOsprey: "I'm an extra in a pumpkin patch promo"
CabooseFails: "I have a fall photo shoot"
putz12a: One of the ghosts should make an excuse about hating D&D because you're getting into messing with the supernatural
ArtDecoSunburn: Maybe one of the ghosts only plays a version of DND yet to release.
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn yup
Mangledpixel: I do think one of these could end with "and I CANT cancel that AGAIN"
Vinewood_OG: "Ohh, I have a senate vote in 20..."
couchboyj: I stopped playing D&D when they got rid of THAC0
Dalrint: "Sorry, I've got some unfinished business to stop putting off."
Hangedman: unfinished business taxes
Redbassist: my doordash got delivered somewhere else ooo
comrade_cards: "unfinished business" *sound of footsteps running away*
cassaclyzm: guess they're a THAC-ghost
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Have you ever watched any of the original American panel shows from the 1950s, like "What's My Line?" Very different tone, but the origin of the genre.
RockPusher: Erected and Filmable?
Redbassist: courtroom boat?
accountmadeforants: Filmable? Are you sure your cameras can capture ghosts?
beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn it's odd when shows i assume are british originals end up being remakes of older american quiz shows. So no, tend to only know the american ones from references and short clips!
Mangledpixel: boats are just inherently comedic
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Sounds like how the described propping FDR up for film reels.
letsbelgo: insert semen joke here
A_Dub888: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #6723: "Sheep are like the boats of the land." —Paul [2020-01-22]
TXC2:
a boat? In Victoria? how absurd
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel Especially when Graham introduces them as [BOAT]
xantos69: If you just did Road Quest 2: Boat Quest, you could knock out all those sketches.
BusTed:
TheAinMAP:
Redbassist: lol
TXC2: "But Marge, Boat Quest! the Quest solving boat!"
TXC2: !break
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Mangledpixel: a quick break! quickly, break things!
RandomTrivia:
Redbassist: flip ones fluids
ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf They're slower and less witty than the modern british ones, but sometimes worth seeing. Look up the Hitchcock or Salvadore Dali episodes of "What's My Line?"
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArtDecoSunburn They're often posted to Youtube now.
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn there's a great "to tell the truth" episode with a man who saw Abe Lincoln get shot
beowuuf:
@ArtDecoSunburn O.O will do
ElementalAlchemist: aw, yeah, Strip Search
beowuuf: ok that's just mindboggling
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Yes! Exactly! Fascinating episode. Some of the Groucho Marx hosted game shows are pretty clever too.
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TXC2: and we're back
ErynTzun: o/
RandomTrivia: Smooth, flawless
kingandcommoner: well done
DigitalSeahorse: maybe I can mellow myself with jazz later
DeM0nFiRe:
EphemeralOsprey: we back!
Foxmar320: Canadian Gothic
DigitalSeahorse: hehee
spethycakes:
Redbassist: canadian gothic
lamina5432: nice pose bois
Spades_Slicc: Youtuber Gothic
thebuzzstreams: Farmer and his sound guy
TheAinMAP: Canadian Gothic
TXC2: WHAT?! I thought it was man and wife
DigitalSeahorse: Canadian Non-Gothic
DeM0nFiRe: It's part of the peak
RockPusher: Assemble them the gears!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Dentist and wife.
e_bloc: yeah we would need Angel and Kathleen/Cam for that
spethycakes: Canadian Gamer doesn't have the same ring to it
letsbelgo: this is just what my normal work day looks like. And i am watching it
Redbassist: this assembles the gear
RandomTrivia: Secret door!
Foxmar320: Thats a mirror?! WHAT
Mangledpixel: reared ore
Redbassist: hi james
Vinewood_OG: The C.U.M. Wizard door?
TXC2: almost infinite there
ghyllnox: For a loose definition of "pocket"
BraveOthello: *pumps shotgun microphone* moobase's haunted
ArtDecoSunburn: Are ghosts like vampires? Do they appear in mirrors?
e_bloc: hard same
TheAinMAP: And they were based on the painter's sister and dentist.
Critterbot: Mirror James!
Earthenone: the lens became broken
Astra7525: The lens just did that
Nigouki: are all your BlackMagic cams MFT mount or are some EF?
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: TheAinMAP oh really, I just assumed it was a random couple who posed
e_bloc: look when you've been working for as long as the camera has, its easy to lose focus
Redbassist: throw something to communicate James
TXC2: really important to enunciate the M in MFT
thebuzzstreams: We're all micro 4/3rds
A_Dub888: So not MFT the WWE faction?
ArtDecoSunburn: @TheAinMAP I recommend Steve Biel's book on the legacy of the painting.
BraveOthello: AMtter knows camera words
BraveOthello: *MAtt
Redbassist: angel monk
RockPusher: Very Druidic
TXC2: LRR folk tall
Astra7525: a Nerdcromancer
ArtDecoSunburn: Angel looks like a UK masters student.
PharaohBender27: So per Wikipedia, the models for American Gothic were the artist's sister, who would've been about 31, and his dentist, who was 63. The gap's a bit more obvious if you actually look at the painting.
Redbassist: snatched monk
DigitalSeahorse: and obi won?
ElementalAlchemist: it's a useful robe
wedge_x: shapeless, mousturized, &c
RockPusher: That's some real shapeless behaviour
DigitalSeahorse: OB1
e_bloc: I think it'll look best following human instrumentality
kingandcommoner: for "non-jedi" purposes no less
TXC2: PharaohBender27 yeah, I can see it now, but a marriage with that kind of age gap was sadly not unheard of.
Redbassist: does Heather know?
Redbassist: yes
DigitalSeahorse: Beej has TWO no Heather has TWO surgers
morteica: I like how Angel is immediately analyzing the robe. I'd be doing the same thing lol.
ArtDecoSunburn: Does LRR have a staff member who does makeup and hair if needed for filmed pieces?
spethycakes: perks up when "extra surger" is mentioned
e_bloc: I'm sure she has an idea
RockPusher is very tempted to rat on Beej right now
lamina5432: a lot of serge clones going around
KadmosTech: surger? I barely know er
Foxmar320: Bing Bong? No thats PEAK
BusTed: 👀
BraveOthello: I NEED MORE LIGHT!
bytecaster: Oh, James in the Mirror, what is your wisdom?
RandomTrivia: The mirror will find James, wherever he goes
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn I think Kathleen does that, mainly to herself
Redbassist: the james in the mirroe who is the fairest of them all?
beowuuf: but james has been legally dead for tax purposes for 10 years! oooooooh
The_Color_Twelve: I think a pike would be at least twice that
RandomTrivia: With the mic on the end, it's closer to a halberd I think
TXC2: horses famousely freaked out by boom mics
RandomTrivia: It's good to have a plan
EmmaPartlow: a bardiche, maybe
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Every troupe needs someone who can apply blush and old age makeup.
Thisbymaster: dying in the resources wars
Mangledpixel: most pre-war battles were mostly lots of people with pointy sticks, yes
RealGamerCow: sometimes the dead horses would land on you!
Mangledpixel: *pre-gun
Nigouki: going out Theoden style isn't too bad
TXC2: Imagine? I live in the forrest
e_bloc: I want the fatalities of the pikemen to reflect a strong effort to repel the calvary
Redbassist: how many pockets do you got in that jacket Beej?
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fungal_bird: holy crapshoot
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PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Indeed. Also from the Wikipedia page for said artist's sister, Nan Wood Graham: "People who saw the painting assumed that the portrayed couple was married, but Graham said that her brother intended it to be a picture of a farmer and his daughter. Grant stretched out Graham's face in the picture so that no one would be able to recognize her."
RandomTrivia: De-Michael this Beej
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mangledpixel I like the idea of a pre-war battle. Like a rehearsal for the cavalry to get their marks.
DigitalSeahorse:
I was crushed by a horse once! one hoof in the mud on my foot. thank goodness there was squishy ground under it 
TXC2: PharaohBender27 ah thank you, I feel slightly validated by that
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: Beej still quite audible
thebuzzstreams: not the first time we've heard Beej's chest hair
Mangledpixel: sonorous
Redbassist: furry audio
Vinewood_OG: Thanks, I hate it.
The_Color_Twelve: highly synthetic chest hair
darkora: it's not the last time we've heard his chest hair, probably won't be the last
RockPusher:
TXC2: that's what the TV trope is called
DigitalSeahorse: my foot was fine after, just oofa
xantos69: Everyone stop. NEW SKETCH about Beej's chest hair.
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Again, Stevel Biel's book has a fascinating discussion on this. Many coastal Americans assumed it was a commentary on Midwestern yahoos and "sister-wives."
Redbassist: so a Beej walks into the office...
RandomTrivia: Well volunteered, Matt!
Mangledpixel: fetch the cans!
Strebenherz: I came back to that
BusTed: I thought you were a large lizard
ArdCollider: Ian spoor!
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah apparently some Iowans also thought such and were sore about it.
Nigouki: did Serge forget his a6000?
DigitalSeahorse: birth a camera?
RockPusher: The camera was pegnant?
DigitalSeahorse: wait wat?
KadmosTech: Eepy camera
RandomTrivia: "EPL: It's in the lens"
Laserbeaks_Fury:
it preformed Photosynthesis
ElementalAlchemist: mysterious balms
Redbassist: I can hear his skin, wild
paronomasiac042: pergonat?!
BusTed: call in the balm squad
e_bloc: someone set up us the balm
RustZenith: mystery bongs?
Redbassist: oui
DigitalSeahorse: camera was formatted to output MPREG
Mangledpixel: a balm! you can't give him a balm, it might bite him!
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 And apparently the whole painting was inspired by the artist seeing an Iowa house with a gothic-style upper window and being all, "What a pretentious detail for such a house to have . . ."
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 "Middle America" takes on many meanings in popular imagination.
TXC2: gotta call the balm disposal unit
Redbassist: james down in front
RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse This got me so good, well done
e_bloc: Beej in the business casual tuxedo
morteica: @PharaohBender27 What a pretentious idea for an artist to have lol
Strebenherz: @RockPusher Uh oh, preggies?
0x6772: My printer's ink is all dried up. Also, it's all the way across the continent.
DigitalSeahorse:
@RandomTrivia 
yay I made someone laugh during a Crapshoot!
ArdCollider: it's okay, you can just use ffmpreg to reformat things from the MPREG camera.
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 The better behind which to hide secrets and imprison insane relatives.
ElementalAlchemist: it's chilly
RustZenith: We are chili
Redbassist: a bit nipple shields in here
PharaohBender27: "Wood's earliest biographer, Darrell Garwood, noted that Wood "thought it a form of borrowed pretentiousness, a structural absurdity, to put a Gothic-style window in such a flimsy frame house"."
Mangledpixel: light! that! rim!
fungal_bird: pick it up pick it up pick it up
paronomasiac042: @Redbassist is she related to brooke?
epsilon_vee: the ritual slicing off of the face
fungal_bird: is that the right word?
TXC2: we also getting the fuzz
Astra7525: Wanna turn off the AC aswell?
morteica: @PharaohBender27 Wow. It's like tell me you're a stuck up jerk without telling me you're a stuck up jerk
RandomTrivia: Mmm, crackly
Dog_of_Myth: !shave
ArtDecoSunburn: @paronomasiac042 She did a different sort of modeling than Brooke.
RockPusher: Matt's poor ears
Redbassist: @paronomasiac042 cousin twice removed
e_bloc: if you get it done at the same time i bet you can get your chest half-off
fungal_bird: Electrolosys is the process of taking salt out of seawater, right? Or can stuff be two things
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote shave
LRRbot: Quote #3549: "I need a pack of razors to shave my legs." —Cameron [2016-10-15]
Strebenherz: A freshly shaved beej
Vinewood_OG: ASMYARRRRGH
TheAinMAP: @PharaohBender27 I drive through the town that has house about twice a week, although not where I can see that house.
PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn Per the wikipedia article, an art historian thinks the painting is meant to evoke Victorian mourning practices, with how the blinds are drawn and the daughter wearing a black dress beneath her apron.
DigitalSeahorse: coat sounds
Redbassist: trades man
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Anubis169: hehehehe
PharaohBender27: Ian plz
Jigokuro: I do not like 'Script Daddy'
RandomTrivia: Thanks Ian
fungal_bird: he says, to his boss, in front of HR
fungal_bird: "HR"
e_bloc: tbf script kiddies imply script daddies
ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Death haunts the domestic sphere in regional America gothic art, from the New England of Hawthorne and Melville to Poe and Faulkner's South.
RandomTrivia: @e_bloc I think it implies Improv Daddies
TXC2:
Script daddy = the writer?
e_bloc: @RandomTrivia I'm here for both
Anubis169: LOL
ElementalAlchemist: yeah Beej
Jigokuro:
RandomTrivia:
Foxmar320:
SymphonySolstice: good start
DigitalSeahorse: mic may be rubbing on coat
Redbassist:
DeM0nFiRe:
LoadingReadyRun: sorry for the clothes rustling, idk if there's much we can do about that
e_bloc: Ian straps the cue cards to his chest a la marlon brando
KadmosTech: zzzzzip
Anubis169:
all good 
Foxmar320: No worries Paul
Redbassist: good zip
bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun Bonus ASMR
ErynTzun: jimmies are being rustled
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like clothes rustling is what you want with background ghosts.
fungal_bird: words are hard
RockPusher:
The sounds of Beej Virility add a certain spice to the proceedings
LoadingReadyRun: (this isn't the audio this is being recorded for the crapshot)
e_bloc: we'll fix it in post
Redbassist: woow
Anubis169: yeye we don't get Matt's buum
fungal_bird:
Lavs are for the stream, boom is for the prerecord 
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Let's hope Beej is more "On the Waterfront" Brando and less "Island of Dr. Moreau."
DigitalSeahorse: geen skeen
KadmosTech: greenscreen? We aren't just using actual ghosts?
Redbassist: skesi sken geen
Anubis169: Ahh the ever-present issue of having too much stuff
RockPusher: That's actually a pretty nice lectern
RandomTrivia: "Bring out the green! ... why have you you got baggies...?"
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn I think Beej on his worst day is head and shoulders above Dr. Moreau
fungal_bird: CRCRRRRKRRKCKC
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
ArtDecoSunburn: @KadmosTech Actual ghosts are union. Got to pay day rates.
ErynTzun: Causing own pain
RandomTrivia: We're getting sandwiched
TXC2: POA: you are Matts ears
RockPusher:
Queer life is more crackly than I would have anticipated
fungal_bird: Auditory issues are part of the queer life in the US too
ErynTzun: self sound own
Redbassist: homopohnic michael
Redbassist: homophonic*
ElementalAlchemist: the green screen can also be knocked over
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc So you're saying Val Kilmer ghost cameo?
TXC2:
wait, Is the venn diagram of ADHD and Queer just a circle?
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn can you imagine
Mangledpixel: to be faaaaairrrrrrr
darkora: flap on down to the apple box
fungal_bird: to be faiiir
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: Scully box for the Green screen
fungal_bird: Beej ghost talking to Beej
fungal_bird: what a tweest
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc He can join the ghost haunting panel on which Ben and Adam riffed, featuring Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, and Betty White.
TXC2: Bless you
Anubis169:
Bless you! 
PharaohBender27: Gesundheit!
RandomTrivia: Magnificent
DigitalSeahorse: sheet must be dusty
Critterbot: Prosit.
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Ghosts rarely launder. No pockets for quarters.
TXC2: if your Sheet is dusty consult a proctologist
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
RandomTrivia: Good old choob
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Wonder where dusty stool falls on that medical scale?
KBKarma: o/
Mangledpixel: well, it is if you STAY within the FRIGGIN BOUNDS
KBKarma: Currently sitting through Gaius van Baelsar's first monologue in Prae. How's everyone?
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn ah Dusty Stools, dated her in Highschool
RockPusher: There's chili? Has Hosk been by?
KBKarma: Wouldn't that be if Those Shirts were in the Moonbase?
TXC2: hello KBKarma welcome
KBKarma: @TXC2 Hi
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 I like the idea she's furniture-based version of Dusty Springfield. Sings "Son of an Upholster Man."
Mangledpixel: ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost
Dog_of_Myth:
fungal_bird: Happy spooky month yall
TheAinMAP:
ArtDecoSunburn: Will there be spooky theremin music accompanying the ghosts in the final cut?
Sorator13: Would you still love me if I were clockwise?
Mangledpixel: does that camera have the ability to freeze an image so you can show Graham a preview?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Sorator13 A particularly fraught query for cross-hemispheric romances.
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: *bonk*
KeytarCat: Love an easy take
DigitalSeahorse:
Mangledpixel: fun fact: on the original Tron they physically nailed down the cameras to avoid bumps like that
RockPusher: I'm pressing all the right buttons, just not necessarily in the right order
ArtDecoSunburn: So do LRR's cameras save to memory on the device, or to a removable memory card?
TXC2: ArtDecoSunburn probably the latter
Redbassist: trout apples?
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn Removable cards, almost certain
Sorator13: they've mentioned SD cards and SSDs at various points in relation to cameras
LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 we record onto SSDs
letsbelgo: @ArtDecoSunburn they use a SSD that just clunks in
ArtDecoSunburn: Makes sense. I once had a photo digital camera that saved on floppy discs.
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: super fast
ErynTzun: Compact Flash
DigitalSeahorse: cool
Nigouki: 400Mbps?
couchboyj: Its still a hard drive
ArtDecoSunburn: Interesting. Thank you for that detail.
couchboyj: correct
Didero: Solid State Floppy
KBKarma: Storage drive?
omdorastrix: Not Spinning Rust
ErynTzun: Solid State Drive(SSD)
Jogela: Better than the stone carver
TXC2: the hybrid drive
bytecaster: Yeah, those disk drives with ssd cache
Wrexadecimal:
I had a hybrid drive once. It failed within a week
Vinewood_OG: If your floppy experiences a solid state for more than 4 hours...
comrade_cards: I'll have a soft drive, thanks
Driosenth: o/
DigitalSeahorse: nope
ErynTzun: But that's SSD cache only so did not last long
MrSarkhan: optane was great
RealGamerCow: I had some servers with the hybrid drives. They sucked.
kodalith: Non Volatile Storage
RandomTrivia:
The shuffle
RockPusher: Optane was an interesting idea that never really found a usage
omdorastrix: If y ou remember optane I'm sorry about your back
rosesmcgee: Remembers? They only killed it a few years ago.
CaptainSpam:
Record data live to NFS! (which is something I actually do with my PVR setup)
Redbassist: love this spaceballs revival
Didero: @CaptainSpam Need For Speed? That would record fast enough, at least
KBKarma: @comrade_cards The 5" disc used to be called the floppie. While my mom always called the 3" disc a stiffy.
omdorastrix: out of the corner of my eye Angel looks like a Jedi holding a lightsaber
ArtDecoSunburn: @omdorastrix Or a Jawa.
Redbassist: it is a jedi robe
KBKarma: Just the plate... sounds like some Pepper's Ghost stuf.
comrade_cards: @KBKarma ah, the classic 5.25. and lol on stiffy
Dog_of_Myth: Obvious ghosting...that was my last date.
RandomTrivia:
letsbelgo: usually put in on the ground but ok
DigitalSeahorse: from this angle it looks like his hands are out past the green up top but Ian knows what he's instructing
Redbassist: please stop being considerate
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Ghost hands -- like jazz hands, but they break the fourth wall!
morteica: Angel, rebel against the Midwest niceness 😆
Redbassist: fuuuu
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
DigitalSeahorse:
one jazz hand
phoenixfeather14: please take the hood off while walking around!
DigitalSeahorse:
RockPusher: Ghost Idol
ArdCollider: beej can make ghost shit?
ArdCollider: appalling tbh
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse Ha! The sound of one jazz hand clapping. Strangely like an upright bass.
RandomTrivia: Spectacular
RandomTrivia:
"Beej, try to be normal" - Graham, 2026
RockPusher: Matter of Factly
bytecaster: Normal guy ghost is good
morteica: Normal voice is funnier
morteica: It's unexpected
TXC2: yeah that works
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
clapping one bass fin
ArtDecoSunburn: @DigitalSeahorse I love it.
Jethrain: Normal-voice beej is a bit odd when normal-voice beej has also been on camera for the setup
DigitalSeahorse:
@ArtDecoSunburn 
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
RockPusher: We'll fix it in post!
Redbassist: put the phone filter on him
Mangledpixel: sheets all forked
TXC2: ADR over Human Beej would be funny
morteica: Doesn't have to be Beej, but normal voice is unexpected so it's funny
RockPusher: Interact with the chair weird AKA being bisexual
comrade_cards: would it be funny to have different color sheets?
BraveOthello: Clearly they need a gren screen fabric couch
Redbassist: tiny orange ball drink
morteica: @comrade_cards The last ghost having a different color sheet could either be funny or too much. Not sure which
KadmosTech: I miss (the idea of) Orbitz
chrono2x: also the drink was slightly thick
Redbassist: got it in the states too
iris_of_ether: You can still buy Clearly Canadian. And I do
letsbelgo: yeah we had them here in the states
RealGamerCow: I know someone who made a mixed drink of Orbitz and Zima. It was extremely 90s. And bad
NotCainNorAbel: I remember those
TXC2: like a lava lamp
ArdCollider: orbitz were gross
GhostValv: oh yeah
CastleOtranto: Oh! Those were gross!
Jethrain: oh _no_
realbadatthis_: they made it to florida
DigitalSeahorse: when you have an orbits you generally only want the one for the novalty then remember why you don't buy it often
ThorSokar: OH, I remember those, those were awful!
WriterRaven flops into chat, awake at what cost
Vinewood_OG: It was a try it once kind of thing.
spethycakes: I do remember those
maclaglen: Pepperidge Farm remembers
ArtDecoSunburn: @RealGamerCow Zorbitz? Orbizma?
TXC2: hello WriterRaven welcome
ArdCollider: standard clearly canadian was broadly acceptable
spethycakes: around the same time as Bawlz
KadmosTech: I remember having those one summer. It was... a drink.
TXC2: remember Olestra chips?
ThorSokar: Where's my Crystal Clear Pepsi!?
KadmosTech: @spethycakes Bawlz still exist! I had one two weeks ago
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 A lava lamp in a Crystal Pepsi suspension.
thane017: one of the drinks of time
spethycakes:
@KadmosTech how...was it?
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn what could go wrong?
RandomTrivia:
DigitalSeahorse: lights are getting warmer
ErynTzun: They still have Clearly Canadian here in the US but it's just sparkling water no floaties.
Redbassist: don't sheet on the floor
Spades_Slicc: I love Bawls
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 With Olestra? A lot.
morteica: @TXC2 My gut does. Family member bought them and I didn't know what they were. They were not fun. That's what they were
RockPusher:
Nugs Not Drugs 
TXC2: morteica ooof
KadmosTech: @spethycakes wait, I had BAWLS. assuming that was the same you were thinking of? It was good
RockPusher: Remember, sheet yourself, then sheet others
morteica: @KadmosTech Why? Just cuz you can doesn't mean you should lol
spethycakes: @KadmosTech Yes, that's the one! I was more of a SURGE enjoyer, myself
Summerlithi: Loading Ready Live bit idea, guess who's under the sheet by the way they move.
Jogela: Feel like it should be a gray sheet
ArtDecoSunburn: @RockPusher Reminds me of the bit from "Frasier" with the radio actress with dyslexia who botches her one line: "Look out! He has a nug!"
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ErynTzun: You know what's funny is the Orbitz name was bought by a travel company and that company still exists today
Redbassist: finally ive been waiting
BrowneePointz: excuse you, Ultimate Shadow
RockPusher:
Spades_Slicc: Maximum Over-Shadow
RandomTrivia:
Redbassist: job of rimming a light
RandomTrivia: I absolutely love Graham's ability to deliver the word "DON'T"
Strebenherz: "Don't" xD
BrowneePointz: with someone with hair down to midback. no hair NOT light
BrowneePointz: hair HEAVY
Redbassist: stand in the place that you are
Strebenherz: If someone else hasn't clipped that DON'T, I can when I get home, that delivery was gold xD
TXC2:
anyone else try to catch that tape?
TheAwkes: Using a machinist's 1-2-3 block as a light base is pretty neat.
ArtDecoSunburn: What is the actual book Angel is toting around? A real RPG manual?
Redbassist: new ian ball noise
DigitalSeahorse: touchy chord connections
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "we're going to fix that" - me, about something that will never get fixed
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
RockPusher: my sheeet
Redbassist:
DigitalSeahorse: I like the last one!
Spades_Slicc: iM wAsHiNg mY sHeEt
DigitalSeahorse: heheh sarcastic spoops
ArtDecoSunburn: That last take reminded me of that supporting voice actor from Jack Benny. Gildersleeve?
KeytarCat: We have the headphones on!
CabooseFails: ian put the headphones on chat
RockPusher: hahahah
RandomTrivia:
BusTed:
DigitalSeahorse:
darkora:
RandomTrivia: Amazing
KeytarCat: Angel as ghost!
DigitalSeahorse: Cori being a last spoop?
Jethrain: which apparates?
0x6772: Corn cob prop?
ArtDecoSunburn: The corn maze ghost could have a map.
Redbassist: henchman 21
Mangledpixel: anyone else hearing this line in Dora from Hades II's voice (well, either of her voices)
raulghoulia: exit stage left even
Redbassist: voice*
PorpoisesUnknown: lmfao
TXC2: Redbassist or 24
Sorator13: impressive!
Redbassist: on camera?
PorpoisesUnknown: "I've fucked myself." - Graham Stark
N2Osferatu: Been watching but haven't had chat up - if they are just making them half visible, so they need a green screen?
Astra7525: Graham returned from beyyooonndd the veillll
Thadrin46: I have no idea whst is happening. Why is angel dressed as a monk?
Redbassist: @TXC2 thank you, thats the one
Vinewood_OG: Shai HuDude
TXC2: SHAI HALRR
WriterRaven: Lisan al-Turner
N2Osferatu: Could they just half-opacity the shot with the ghost? If the camera is locked?
Sorator13: @N2Osferatu They are making the ghost half-visible, so they need the green screen, and then overlaying that onto the shot of Angel (sans green screen to have the background)
Seagulyus: @N2Osferatu yeah, take video of the background, then of them, overlay and make the them footage lower opacity
EphemeralOsprey: LRR-san al-Gaib
Dog_of_Myth: @WriterRaven That's good
N2Osferatu: Or would it screw things up behind the ghost having 1.5 of the background , even if the camera is locked?
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Vinewood_OG: Please toggle the tactical crouch
Redbassist: R3 to crouch
Spades_Slicc: James we need a tarkov posture 2 clicks down from standing
Redbassist:
LoadingReadyRun:
We could do the 50% overlay with a lock off shot, but that puts a lot of limits on what effects we can use on the ghost
Redbassist: he hit the floor
Vinewood_OG: Shoots with the LRR
LoadingReadyRun: with the greenscreen, we can adjust the color of the ghost, make it glow a bit, etc
0x6772: I liked Applebox & Jeans second album, "Short Ghost".
Vinewood_OG: Ghostie got low low low
KadmosTech: @Vinewood_OG (with the LRR...)
Redbassist: the reeboooks with starps
DigitalSeahorse: he looks level with her now
LoadingReadyRun:
If anyone from Elgato is watching, we need a 7' x 7' popup greenscreen to go along with a 10x10 stremdeck
KadmosTech: how is he peeking? there's no eye holes
DigitalSeahorse: piquing
KadmosTech:
RealGamerCow:
niccus: 10'x10' streamdeck, got it
TXC2: He's Peking? is he a duck?
TXC2: niccus Johnny WILL find a use for that
ElementalAlchemist: Broadcast would be so happy
LoadingReadyRun: @niccus tbh, Elgato should totally make a wall of streamdecks to bring to tradeshows
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
EphemeralOsprey:
that's great
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun ...but then Desert Bus will buy it to use...
ArdCollider: having well-lit and smooth greenscreens is an investment in your VFX team's mental health
Redbassist: yes beej
Redbassist: aw
accountmadeforants: @niccus With their rackmount stuff you could definitely make this happen
A_Dub888: that was great
DigitalSeahorse: scripted script violence
EphemeralOsprey: Book goes through ghost, maybe?
Redbassist: sorry
RandomTrivia: Get gud, Horner
CaptainSpam: Oh, sorry.
SymphonySolstice: ope
RockPusher: We're an impediment!
spethycakes:
DigitalSeahorse: well excuuuuuse me
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: sorry, mb
NapalmSideburns: Get bussed Horner
TXC2: are you calling us Fat Ian?
Redbassist:
Foxmar320: Too late G
EphemeralOsprey: apologies Ian, but we will continue to be menaces
darkora: I always wanted to be an impediment
DigitalSeahorse: hawt lite
LoadingReadyRun: you don't even need the rackmount stuff. elgato has the "module" streamdecks now that are built for installations
TXC2: so sad that stream isn't up on youtube
raulghoulia: and Terry Savelas
RandomTrivia: They should have chewed the camera
Redbassist: ouch
RandomTrivia: *shouldn't
NapalmSideburns: FOr biting remarks
couchboyj: I stopped playing when they got rid of THAC0 C0 C0
Vinewood_OG: Chewing scenery is terrible for the budget
Redbassist: maliboo dream house
raulghoulia: and Alice Doesn't Live Anymore
TXC2: he knows what the sounds of a man being stabbed in the back is like
DigitalSeahorse: ghost reflections to the left
Redbassist: then we'd have two nickels
RandomTrivia: The only way it couldn't happen twice is if it were a lightning cable lrrBEEKJ
RandomTrivia:
creasehearst: but then you could have two nickels if it did happen again
BusTed: for branding purposes
EphemeralOsprey: which isn't a lot, but it would be weird if it happened twice
Redbassist: timely
TXC2: !pizzamas
PharaohBender27:
Pretty sure Pizzamas just ended
TXC2: darn
PharaohBender27: But I got *my* copy!
CabooseFails: classic mega man cover
RockPusher: PharaohBender27 store is still up, but yes it is very close to done
Redbassist: kirby crackle color of magic
TXC2: Jack Kirby art of the fifth elephant
DigitalSeahorse: I need to read more Diskworld
Dog_of_Myth:
CabooseFails: TETSUO
Mangledpixel: the first version of The Colour of Magic shows Twoflower with 4 literal eyes, because the artist misread the joke about him having glasses
Redbassist: jesus
Pteraspidomorphi:
accountmadeforants: Omg
RandomTrivia:
wedge_x: absolutely not
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
RandomTrivia: Ian and Beej functioning within normal parameters
spethycakes:
DigitalSeahorse: talking at the same time
Redbassist: 1clip
PhorrestGaze: Kaneda is actually just the word for village
raulghoulia: isn't that what causes beejdrops?
Redbassist: !clip
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KBKarma: I saw Akira for the first time in years in 4k. Holy hell.
morteica: Selfishly, I hope there is no cure 😆
RandomTrivia: "Kill the PAR"
wedge_x: I would simply destroy the light
spethycakes: it takes a Kaneda to raise Akira
comrade_cards: mad men is crazy
ArdCollider: that happens in Wonder Woman '84 and it's *wild*
ArdCollider: that movie was shot *not like that* and you can see PAs tossing shit into the frame during fights
kodalith: Hell Yeah Babylon 5
omdorastrix: But on the TNG ones you can see the tape they put over the reflective plastic 'computers'
ArdCollider: no it just weirdly has that problem in one of the fights. just-pre-lockdown production was wilding out
TXC2: wasn't WW84 shot just prior to covid?
ArdCollider: exactly, TXC
morteica: Playmate or maybe a dungeon map would go with the DnD stuff
couchboyj: I dunno if its on purpose because the ghost is making an excuse, but no one who only plays second edition would call it that, they'd say AD&D or advanced *shoves glasses up nose*
Spades_Slicc: No there are AD&D players who say second
morteica: So he should say something like "O. O sorry. I only play AD&D...or second edition as you know it"
TalpTheScot: that got me good
TXC2: "2nd edition" is of them TV-isms to make it clear to the audience who may not be familiar
RandomTrivia: It can also be 2nd edition of a different game
morteica: I prefer it without the spooky voice.
morteica: It's snappier and funnier to me
RandomTrivia: Oh right, Angel does mention D&D
Redbassist: so talented
Jogela: Angel is a natural
vsmit: Consummate professional
Redbassist: disappointed hood removal
TheAwkes:
Naw, dog. 2nd Ed can get stuffed. 1st Edition Advanced is where it's at.
morteica: No spooky voice is also like a break from the ghost "character" which to me adds an element of, are they ghosts or RPing which I think is neat
couchboyj: Beej should make a lame excuse that ends in spooky voice
Redbassist: hood off
Redbassist: oh my
TXC2: "we try not to have actors"
Spades_Slicc: unconscious hiring bias
KadmosTech: Angel can you just try being taller?
ghyllnox:
I was going to say, come to west Michigan
BusTed: haha
Redbassist: large members simply eat the shorter lrr members
PharaohBender27:
Summerlithi: Can't have problems with actors if you have no actors.
iris_of_ether: Oh is that why I have height...
TXC2: Dutch are tall to get out of the sea water
ElementalAlchemist: LOL
PharaohBender27:
Wrexadecimal:
SymphonySolstice:
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
Redbassist: lmao
accountmadeforants:
Foxmar320: LOL
WriterRaven: pffftahahahaha
RockPusher:
TXC2: Good joke
KadmosTech: HAHAHA
iris_of_ether:
ghyllnox: LMAO
EphemeralOsprey: hahahahaha
Vinewood_OG: Dayum
iarethel0ser:
RandomTrivia:
Sorator13: INCREDIBLE
RealGamerCow: That is a very good line
ThorSokar: wooooow
saintguard:
accountmadeforants: Stealing that one
Redbassist: oh nooo
RockPusher: Ian! No!
xantos69: How many bits to lick it?
Summerlithi: Can Ian stop hurting himself please?
RandomTrivia: Graham more worried about potential future paperwork
lord_wertornion: my indonesian blood kept me from being a tall dutchmen
KadmosTech: Challenge Accepted Ian
ArtDecoSunburn: Is that the same table they do the large Magic games around?
SymphonySolstice:
TXC2:
12 volts, at what amperage?
RockPusher: ian_sounds_02 dot wav
Redbassist: no manga dialogue
LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn the table is in the small, square configuration, you can see the large trapizoid tabletop behind the shelves on the left
TXC2: "New from Capital records: the Best of Ian tone"
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks. I find these behind stage glimpses fascinating.
SymphonySolstice: No.
RandomTrivia: Awwww
Foxmar320: No.
Redbassist: oof ouch
DeM0nFiRe:
dumbo3k: Oh that No was painful
EphemeralOsprey: ouch, the flat delivery
spethycakes:
TXC2: such harshness in that "no"
RandomTrivia: Graham, ever the master of one syllable sentences
Summerlithi: The hardest full stop in the universe.
RockPusher: ArtDecoSunburn The Drafting Trapezoid is Cool Technology
A_Dub888: No (detestable)
vsmit: “No.” *honk*
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Only a penny from the CD club! Clip this form!
KadmosTech:
No.
Redbassist: poor Angel
ElementalAlchemist: LRR ate the whole thing!
KadmosTech:
Summerlithi: Can you imagine!? LRR!? Playing DnD!????
Redbassist:
N2Osferatu: Button: Angel disappears
RockPusher: Time to set up for an interesting edit
Mangledpixel: one of the other ghosts to Beej: "My culture is NOT your costume!"
Sorator13: flashback to "You say no a lot, but you make it funny" or w/e that other improvver said to G that one time
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun The trapezoid is a table topper, right? Do you affix it with velcro?
ElementalAlchemist:
@Summerlithi no
BraveOthello: Crap: shot
N2Osferatu: Graham and Beej: fist pump "Yess"
silvery_moon_light: i dunno.. I have to admit.. I would get more of a laugh if the "No!" was said in a happy/positive way
Redbassist: lets break graham
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn it fits on top of the table and there are bolts that screw in to connect it
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Good night.
Redbassist: G'night TXC2
DigitalSeahorse:
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2! 
Redbassist:
puppergeist
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Most interesting. Did you have it custom-made locally, or are their broadcast fixture specialists where you acquire such things? Does the Vancouver/BC production scene mean picking up TV-ready supporting props is easier?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArtDecoSunburn There. Not their.
Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn well, they did get that news desk from a station that shut down
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: oh my phone is out of charge
RockPusher: Welcome to The Editing Zone
ElementalAlchemist: Editing!
Redbassist: now we know
N2Osferatu: Ahhhh The Cheat
Nigouki: Bless you Beej
ElementalAlchemist: Final Cut®: An editor.™
hyalopterous: That's certainly a description
EphemeralOsprey: "The Exorcism"? unless that title has already been used
ExachixKitsune: oh boy Editing. Genuinly love these sections of the streams
ArtDecoSunburn: Clearly "Ghosting" for the title.
Nigouki: frame rates are A Thing
RockPusher:
A video editor being unhappy? That's unprecedented!
RandomTrivia: Exorcising the players
putz12a: Ghost: the Exorcism
Decaped: Beej has such a great annoyed officer worker face.
LoadingReadyRun:
does that sound ok for you?
RockPusher: sounds good Paul
putz12a: Audio sounds good to me
PharaohBender27:
EphemeralOsprey: audio is just fine!
durketh:
Strebenherz:
Sounds good
robobeau: Are y'all gonna A/B test the normal version vs the spooooooky version?
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SmithKurosaki: ooowww
SmithKurosaki: lol wowwww
robobeau: (I was kidding of course)
RockPusher: The spooky/sarcastic dichotomy
Redbassist: add a dub to the youtube video and name it ghost
Decaped: I want to get gaslit by a comedy troupe A/B testing on youtube.
RandomTrivia: robobeau You joke, of course, but that is often the best way to make the decision - put them both in the timeline, watch them both and see which one lands better. It's how we got the full face Beej in The Coffee
wedge_x: ghosts live in log space
Spades_Slicc: not what Pazuzu does but okay
Foxmar320: Well that is a nice demon you had to keep it fed
ArdCollider: this is called "log colorspace" and it's flat so you can apply your color grading after the fact
xantos69: So... that is a good Crapshot concept. Pazuzu, the demon that eats colors could be really fun.
RockPusher: ♫ Log, log, it's flat, it's bland, it's for colour correcting later ♫
Jethrain: Pazuzu, the demon who eats colours: also a regular at the off-leash clown park
ArdCollider: logarithmic colorspace math
comrade_cards: you're *not* feed pazuzu? you probably should
RandomTrivia:
It's so it doesn't look weird when your performances are wooden
Strebenherz: @Spades_Slicc Everyone needs a side hustle nowadays, gotta keep up with inflation
ArdCollider: (graded footage is linear!)
Foxmar320: This is your reminder to feed your demons
bytecaster: @Foxmar320 But I am all out of sacrifices!
ElementalAlchemist: that graph is wild
vsmit: @Jethrain Pazuzu is the reason why we don’t have many off-leash clown parks anymore.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Jethrain "Bad Pazuzu! Put that burnt umber down!"
Strebenherz:
@Jethrain 🤡 
Spades_Slicc: @Strebenherz I think a plague god is doing fine business in the current day
Foxmar320: @bytecaster Mine likes McDonalds in a pinch
ArdCollider: the real log space problem is influencers thinking it is an ~*~*aesthetic*~*~
DigitalSeahorse: there was spoopy sarcasm at the last one
RandomTrivia: Turning the colour grading from Turner to Lichtenstein
ArdCollider: it's not, it's a utility thing and we will all talk shit if you release log footage as a lewk
TheMerricat: "A Log (logarithmic) format is a specialized video recording profile that compresses a high dynamic range from the camera's sensor into a standard video file, resulting in a flat, desaturated, and low-contrast image."
Commodore_Perry_GG: maize corn
DeM0nFiRe: Four shadows is a lot of shadows
hyalopterous: @RandomTrivia Roy Lichtenstein is terrible and a plagiarist
couchboyj: I like Dungeons and Exorcisms as a title, but it gives away the joke
DigitalSeahorse: footage of a log?
ArdCollider: sometimes people see things and assume it's stylistic choices when it's just ungraded
bytecaster: Dan Olson theorizes this happened in "The Snowman" IIRC
DigitalSeahorse: oh log basic before adjustments
DigitalSeahorse: *imagines log footage of a log in a fireplace*
ArdCollider: (leaves a similar horror story about some other process in Graham's DMs lol)
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce. Night all!
DigitalSeahorse: ah the mask of the room background method
DigitalSeahorse: or mask of the ghost on top method
Redbassist:
@KBKarma 
G'night
RandomTrivia: Ohh, that's very clever
Decaped: RGB Ghost
KadmosTech:
LoadingReadyRun: ♪ cut my shot into pieces ♪
N2Osferatu: Thanks for the demo, Graham!
couchboyj: Coulda made Matt bright pink and say he had to bleach his sheet
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait, did we forget about the smoke machine?
Summerlithi: Could be an idea though, use "bad" editing tricks for comedy purposes.
RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse No, Graham is just going to edit so fast the computer becomes a smoke machine
ArdCollider: it takes so much work to make comedically bad things.
ArtDecoSunburn: Is that Gamemaster's screen from a particular RPG, or is it LRR-branded?
ArdCollider: a friend of a friend made the CG eagle and flag shot in the old Colbert Report intro and it took _so_ long to get it to hit all the notes.
DigitalSeahorse:
@RandomTrivia ah! 
SmithKurosaki: @ArtDecoSunburn Think they said Pizzamas 2
RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse Rmember that any machine can be a smoke machine once if you use it wrong enough!
raulghoulia: @ArdCollider im watching the Goes Wrong Show after this!
DigitalSeahorse:
@RandomTrivia 
Mangledpixel: that'll be fine though, because it'll key through to just the background plate
ArdCollider: (also it can be easier *and cheaper* to do the shot sanely in post and make it look "bad" than to do it bad on set)
BraveOthello: Beej had one right at the beginning
Spades_Slicc: The only good blooper i remember was beej in the beginning
RandomTrivia: Hot in the cold here
ExachixKitsune: just take a clip of you saying "I don't recall if we got a blooper" and put that in
EphemeralOsprey: Did we get Beej's "cold out in" whatever?
SymphonySolstice: hot in the cold beej
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Flawless
roadhog123: Did the audio of G saying "I *like* D&D!" get captured?
n3ther: cold out in there
DeM0nFiRe:
Redbassist: cold out innit
ArdCollider: getting the gag reel out in take one is so efficient.
ArdCollider: beej is so powerful.
BusTed: ouch
RockPusher:
couchboyj: They only play Vampire: The Masquerade
vsmit: The ghosts are back in town.
Wolfstrike_NL: Seasonal Ghosts
Spades_Slicc: They only play Vampire: the Requiem
Redbassist: ghosts are back in town
SmithKurosaki: Mic in shot on the 'tell everyone to stay home'
confracto: Take off, eh?
PsychoI3oy: I'm still thrown off by cutting from beej saying "i know how to get rid of them" and then being the ghost
SmithKurosaki:
Cool
KeytarCat: B&W with title cards
7gorobei: should there be an audio effect on all the ghost voices?
Spades_Slicc: actually fun facte: Geist: The Sin-Eater doesn't have you playing ghosts, it has you playing zombies
omdorastrix: The second one is Derek fron Nsburg
EphemeralOsprey: Only thing that really changes with ghost order is relative drama of Angel's reactions
DigitalSeahorse: I thought they weren't trying to get rid of the ghosts
Mangledpixel: I've had to do masking out mics etc on a cooking show before - it's not just a problem in drama
RandomTrivia:
RockPusher: hahahahahaha
KadmosTech: nailed.
SymphonySolstice: I did like the first "no" audio-wise but either way
ElementalAlchemist: love when things come together so cleanly
saintguard: 10/10 end
HadesLeprechaun: we love an outtake
RockPusher: Beej Fucking Up: Part of our Heritage
RandomTrivia: I've been loving the outtakes
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Mangledpixel: a part of our herLLRtage
Redbassist: we miss the crapshoot, so that makes sense
LordZarano: "Ep239 - The Ghosts" and "Ep583 - The Ghost" already exist namewise
Jigokuro: I didn't like when there was an additional whole joke after the credits, but I DO like a little blooper there.
DigitalSeahorse: speed settings!
ElementalAlchemist: ah, love window capture
Astra7525: It's not uncommon
DigitalSeahorse: PRESETS!
RockPusher: Menus not children of the window? Interesting
Boopity: @LordZarano Oh no! What happened to one oft the ghosts!
Spades_Slicc: Disowned offspring of the window
Invitare: Highlight? That's not right
Redbassist: wooow
SmithKurosaki: nice
Redbassist: beej has too many blood vessels
ElementalAlchemist:
Spades_Slicc: wait it doesn't let you say: apply all adjustments to all video"?
ElementalAlchemist: oooh
PharaohBender27:
Redbassist: little light reflection in G's glasses
RandomTrivia: @Spades_Slicc It might do but they don't want to apply it to the title and end cards
Spades_Slicc: fair
RockPusher: Name's Ghost. Matte Ghost.
RandomTrivia: Oh yeah the tube is very there in the glasses
7gorobei: maybe some fractal noise on the sheet
letsbelgo: BOKEH
Mangledpixel: copy, blur the copy is the classic
ExachixKitsune: once it's rendered, no-one will know there's 2 ghosts
DigitalSeahorse: the old Gaussian blur duplicate layer
SmithKurosaki: Getting a rainbow ghost would be neat
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArdCollider Deliberate kitsch is so hard to capture.
Mangledpixel: that's similar treatment to how the ghosts in the 1995 Casper movie
Redbassist: need to see the TASbot inputs
Mangledpixel: that is, white with a blue glow
ArtDecoSunburn: @Boopity Went to a farm upstate?
Spades_Slicc: Oh wait is final cut the program that had custom colored keyboards made to help users remember all the keybinds?
SmithKurosaki: Ncie
RandomTrivia:
"boom, we made the mic disappear"
ExachixKitsune: microphon't
BusTed:
Foxmar320: I saw everything
Nathade: except for this here evidence
chrono2x: Do you want to do something to the Beej-Ghost bit to differentiate it from the Human-Beej clip right before it?
ArtDecoSunburn: @Spades_Slicc Like a Bloomberg terminal keyboard.
DigitalSeahorse:
SmithKurosaki: I havent done much editing, but definitely tried to avoid getting mics in the shot when I was helping and everything was on Beta/MiniDV
couchboyj: You heard him chat, keep your mouths shut or we'll be dodging Angel's D&D games
RockPusher: Graham… will be dealt with
Spades_Slicc: Avid is the one i'm thinking of
Mangledpixel: I was taught Avid at university. Haven't used it since.
Creideiki_SE: I remember flight simulators on the C64 used to come with paper overlays you placed around the keyboard to tell you what all the buttons did.
KadmosTech:
Jethrain: Thanks, Final Cut. Thinal Cut.
Redbassist: okay boss all green
EphemeralOsprey: oops! all green screen
ArtDecoSunburn: Yay to our computer screen-smoothing overlords.
KadmosTech:
Should Matt's ghost be off-white because he needs washing? 
DigitalSeahorse:
SmithKurosaki: @KadmosTech oooo
RockPusher: I'm still surprised no one has really made a properly consumer take on the Optimus Maximus keyboard after all these years
ArtDecoSunburn: @KadmosTech Ring around the ghost collar?
RockPusher: I would have thought a full set of OLED keycaps wouldn't be totally out of reach in recent times
LoadingReadyRun: @RockPusher streamdeck is basically the same idea, just in a more cost effective way
Redbassist: "help me obi-wan kenobi"
richard_ermen: I am, now, as always, amazed at just how much work making even such a small short actually is.
RockPusher: Indeed, I've half been expecting El Gato to be the one to make it
Athelgar: i have wiped my monitor 3 times now trying to get rid of the red spot on the whiteboard behind G lol
Redbassist: wild
RandomTrivia:
Creideiki_SE: But has anyone has made a stream deck play Bad Apple? I thought that was the official sign that something was a Real Display.
DigitalSeahorse: just on the top of the table
ArtDecoSunburn: @Athelgar The Macbeth test?
0x6772: Huh, also the Wingspan box reflects off the table as if the ghost weren't there.
Boopity: @Athelgar Analog dead pixel
Spades_Slicc: I can see through the ghost
ArtDecoSunburn: @Spades_Slicc That's because you're a good judge of character.
morteica: @ArtDecoSunburn 😂
DigitalSeahorse:
Invitare: indeed, mirrors are something ghosts often show up in
SymphonySolstice: "I don't feel good mr stark"
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Star wipe
Foxmar320: Star wipe
raulghoulia: i don't know it was hard vs Kefka
TomatoKigu: "Nice dissolve"
RandomTrivia: ian, thanks for volunteering for 200 hours of rotoscoping!
Cptasparagus: transitioning ghosts!?!!
SymphonySolstice: wait yes star wipe
Spades_Slicc: good for them
Spritz_T: do you have a dissolve from the top down?
Invitare: need a star wipe
ArtDecoSunburn: @RandomTrivia I see you also played "The Last Express" on PC.
KadmosTech:
edge treatment 
0x6772: The Force Ghost exit
spethycakes: teleporting
EphemeralOsprey: that's giving star trek to me
Spades_Slicc: Who is treatment and what do I get out of edging them
EphemeralOsprey: I liked the unified fade effect better than the wipe
chrono2x: radiance?
omdorastrix: Fade plus wave?
RandomTrivia: Where were these when CH!Graham was making the Beige sizzle reel...
SmithKurosaki: That weirdly might work?
SmithKurosaki: (The blur one)
ArtDecoSunburn: Lens flare is just another generation of Star Trek.
couchboyj:
Maybe a really old fashion transition goes with old fashion D&D?
Athelgar: like Q dissapearing
SmithKurosaki: @couchboyj Localized star wipe?
omdorastrix: @SmithKurosaki was thinking something similar
Boopity: Oh those make the neurons in my brain fire off
omdorastrix: Fade + Radial Wipe + Bloom + Leave behind smoke.. simple right?
Redbassist: SNL intro filter
Mangledpixel: no! gild that lilly more!
Invitare: honestly I think you hit it first try
hyalopterous: Feels like too much
xantos69: simple is good
EphemeralOsprey: I like simple also
omdorastrix: A ding or like the sound of a toaster or something..
LoadingReadyRun: @Boopity Ithat is a big part of it, yes
ArtDecoSunburn: Is the rain being a reason for ghosts an inside joke?
Boopity:
Oh neat, good to have the reason behind it
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
SmithKurosaki:
Stupid 4:3 framing
Marvoleath: It may make look Angel even more sad
SmithKurosaki: ^^
CodeIndigo: what about looping her first few seconds?
ArdCollider: ofloooooowwww
Spades_Slicc: Slow Angel might be hitting Charlie Brown levels of despondent
EphemeralOsprey: it might make the timing of her sad droop happen before the ghost leaves?
CodeIndigo: That would work better, yeah
EphemeralOsprey: causality violation or something
ArtDecoSunburn: @Spades_Slicc (Angel Charlie Brown slowly kicks clod of dirt in ball field while wearing monk's robe(
Redbassist: pac man rendering
Mangledpixel: for the ghosts, you could try the old reverse-reverb
Wolfstrike_NL: Now unbeej beej
Marvoleath: There is a little glare in the middle top, disappears with Beej
ArtDecoSunburn: Still think you need to alter the voice to make that one ghost sound less like Beej.
Boopity:
RandomTrivia: yeah, that tracks
KadmosTech: Perfect.
Mangledpixel: that is, reverse the audio, apply reverb, reverse it back again
Dog_of_Myth:
Redbassist: chipmunks
DeM0nFiRe:
Athelgar: Orco?
DigitalSeahorse:
SmithKurosaki:
I mean, thats perf\ect for Beej?
TheAinMAP:
ElementalAlchemist: well... great
HadesLeprechaun: reverb picking up when they suddenly go 'ghost' is funny
couchboyj: I wasn't either, but chipmunk and mouse definately sounded on point
N2Osferatu: So James ghost needs to be a squirrel yea?
Spritz_T: not bad
DigitalSeahorse: maybe mouse?
Invitare: A cathedral. But a modest one
Boopity:
Is it just different pitches, or are there intricate differences between them
Astra7525: How does the amount of light affect the audio?
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SmithKurosaki: Is there a Theatre?
Boopity: Put these ghosts in a cave
KadmosTech: "Basic" - sounds like holding a PSL
RandomTrivia: Modest Cathedral sounds like a cool band name
KeytarCat: synesthesists teaching art
DigitalSeahorse: darker reads as cave I guess?
Sorator13:
ooh, congrats on the one year @RockPusher !
RealGamerCow: Matis Cathedral, the gospel music Matis Yahu cover band
AngryFil: fewer photons affect the sound wave
KadmosTech: Immodest Cathedral
epsilon_vee:
i think the 'dark' is a metaphor
Boopity: That is one ostentatious cathedral
Spritz_T: kind of surprising they don't have a ghost setting
RandomTrivia: An indecent cathedral
bytecaster: too much cathedral, too much cathedral
Jethrain: That sure is an immodest cathedral
ExachixKitsune: ostentatious cathedreal only
ExachixKitsune: omg Boopity braincall
Astra7525: I loved Modest Cathedral's second album
ExachixKitsune: *braincell
RockPusher: Set Phasers to Subtle!
ArtDecoSunburn: Modest cathedral, for a humble bishop.
RandomTrivia: wibbly!
Boopity: @ExachixKitsune The hivemind strikes again!
Redbassist: lol
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
Spades_Slicc: Yeah that was
RandomTrivia: Name checks out
bytecaster: strange
SmithKurosaki: I mean, also works
Spritz_T: almost underwater
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: in the neighbourhood
KadmosTech: agreed. strange.
CabooseFails: the old leslie speaker effect
Redbassist: underwater
RandomTrivia: Put that in your back pocket for another time
Jethrain: That could be under the fadeout
hyalopterous: Save that for later
Redbassist: wut
EphemeralOsprey: it's halfway between underwater and the laminated sheet sound lol
ArtDecoSunburn: @Astra7525 The opening single, "Bishop Walks to Work."
Marvoleath: There is a little noticeable glare in the middle top, above Angel, disappears with Beej @LoadingReadyRun
PharaohBender27: MAWP
KadmosTech: AAAA
letsbelgo: its a distorition with phase
A_Dub888: what does a phaser taste like?
Boopity:
I do tend to dislike in music when they try to mess with the pan too much, makes my eardrums itch
letsbelgo: turn down the gain
letsbelgo: for the phaser
RandomTrivia:
Didn't Resonant Fuzz play at Download last year?
Redbassist: all bad
KadmosTech: Resident Fuzz is my Police cover band
Mangledpixel: this is a guitar pedal kinda thing - don't put voices through it
Jethrain: Is that alien "bass" as in the frequency range, or "bass" as in the fish?
hyalopterous: Resident Fuzz, known as Bioplush in Japan
RandomTrivia:
Oh that's Trivia Murder Party
KadmosTech:
@Jethrain 
Spritz_T: some those could work with a very light application
CodeIndigo: it kinda sounds like Dale
Dog_of_Myth: That's not bad
Foxmar320: Yeah thats just Dale. Love it
Wolfstrike_NL: That's pretty unBeejed
Redbassist: throwin back in the cathedral is frowned upon
couchboyj: That's a ghost that'll always say yes
couchboyj:
Except here, I guess
Dog_of_Myth: UnBeej that Ghost
CodeIndigo: @Boopity No, Dale is Satan (affectionate).
RockPusher:
Dale is a *checks notes* Monster in a Cathedral
Boopity:
@CodeIndigo Oh yeah, you're right
Invitare: what if James has no voice effect
Invitare: and only James
Redbassist: trivia murder party
ArtDecoSunburn: @Redbassist Depends on the denomination. I know some Episcopal dioceses that party hearty . . .
Spades_Slicc: Do we give Beej the filter when he puts the sheet on?
Boopity:
I hope they're paying Dale good for using his voice likeness
0x6772: Now does actual Beej get this effect when he tosses the sheet over his head at the end?
couchboyj: The irony of having a group of Dales dodge an RPG
Cptasparagus: im hearing "Second audition" lol
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Angel looks so sad after Paul ghost fades away
Invitare: !next
PharaohBender27:
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RandomTrivia: "Your players have abandoned you. Tell Dale."
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Redbassist: @ArtDecoSunburn true true
hyalopterous: Still need a title
EphemeralOsprey: someone also mentioned earlier in chat, but the first Angel/ghost interaction did have a glare in the upper center of frame
ArtDecoSunburn: @hyalopterous "Ghosting."
HadesLeprechaun: The Ghosts Again
RockPusher: *shakes fist* Dropbox!
RandomTrivia: Dammit Dropbox!
Spades_Slicc: Gonna leave an uncensored cuss in the blooper? not afraid of algo throttling
Boopity:
I love BBC's Ghosts
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The book throw is EXCELLENT
Strebenherz: Relateable moment
roadhog123: There's something in the top left of the ghost area of the first Angel clip
Marvoleath: There is a little noticeable glare in the middle top, above Angel, disappears with Beej around 25 sec in @LoadingReadyRun (seems like green screen is partially striking through)
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