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Earthenone: docents like it when you point at the rides and relics
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Earthenone How many points though?
TXC2: enough points to check em
chaz_existing: at least 1.5 points. Scientists may soon discover more points
TXC2: Here we GO1
TXC2: her!
Brozard: its her
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chaz_existing: dog
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chaz_existing: no
TXC2: Hello Matt
TXC2: she's your Dog
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TXC2: !patreon
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magentajune: I bought the game after enjoying your initial playthrough a few months back. Looking forward to seeing you play the DLC today!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Science and space are solved forever. Nice.
chaz_existing: we should send matt to save the world, clearly he's up the task
chaz_existing: that sounds fake
TXC2: RCT, a game I've brought 3 times
Mx_Asher_: Needs Mr Bones
chaz_existing: "I don't want to go on MR. BONES WILD RIDE."
magentajune: "Safety" concerns.
TXC2: ooo it has a face
TXC2: breaks toilets, just has poops of solid steel
Mangledpixel: "Oh, you misunderstand, I'm a fun, fair expert, that is, I'm an expert who is both fun and fair. I have no idea how to run an amusement park."
SymphonySolstice:
oh right I'm still a frog here 
TXC2: I forget was I was here, some kind of reptile I think
TXC2: *what I was
GedankenPalast_: Still playing Control resonant
magentajune: I did but it glitched and I can't play it. The devs have been SUPER nice helping me with the issue though.
chaz_existing: Theme parks and prisons aren't THAT different
TXC2: magentajune customer support being helping makes for a refreshing change of pace
Mystaira: One way door so they HAVE to go through the park, good idea.
glitched_goddess: Typically the security checkpoint is before you buy a ticket
magentajune: @TXC2 I am not usually this chipper about encountering game breaking bugs. The devs have been so nice.
j_crane330:
TXC2:
ah the carousel, in RCT you had to turn off the music it made or else it crashed the game 
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j_crane330: A carousel at a museum. Is this House on Rock.
TXC2: that's what entertainers are for
TheMerricat: The entrance is blocked it said.
Mystaira: Under construction, cause the walls hiding it.
magentajune: Funfair experts build the rides.
TXC2:
the 1970's weren't 50 years ago, the kids know whats up 
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JKBalch: Whoo, staff
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I wish I could handle gingerbread
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TXC2: Panda!
TXC2: now we just need the Tiger and the Elephant and then we have the RCT set
gualdhar: are we able to make a rollercoaster thats a series of increasingly smaller loops?
gualdhar: damn, sorry Grandma, have to go on living another year
TXC2: I think they're taking about the death coaster
GirlPainting: So they changed Two point Museum into Two Points Theme Park?
TXC2: !addquote (Matt G) [now] I am referencing a post online.
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JKBalch: What about the kidney-stone-removing roller coaster? Or does that fall under Two Point Hospital?
gualdhar: I think that's more of a tilt-a-whirl thing
TXC2: that's most coasters it seems
Akaiatana: I'm a cosplayer. People can really screw up.
Akaiatana: 'I accidentally high fived a child in the face' is a story I heard from a friend this week.
TXC2: and what was the costume?
Akaiatana: @TXC2 A cheetah. One with poor vision and low depth perception. They didn't know the rule: let them high five you. Present the high five, do not high five them.
GirlPainting: may i use that as an excuse when i whant to slap somebody?....."oh sorry, i whanted to high fife you!"
TXC2: Akaiatana smart rule
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FitalShell: delicious
FitalShell: painting my nails rn,
TXC2: Bingus the steam punk clown
TXC2: Roller coasters.....of love?
FitalShell: purple...
TXC2: Happy Canada Day
GirlPainting: My nails can be painted in every colour you can think of! As long as it is black!
TXC2: wait I meant Thanksgiving
TXC2: slash Happy Columbus is in hell and deserves to be there day
TXC2: look, the important thing is that I knew it was a special day for Canada
MsMarkarth: What is this? A theme park for rats?
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: cheese themed
magentajune: Only staff are needed to build and maintain not run rides.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So cheese stolen from the moon?
TXC2: also need a path for the exit?
quasi79fu: is..is that a cheeese themed ride?
TXC2: quasi79fu sure is
BusTed:
quasi79fu: do i ..can i get free cheese if i ride it?
quasi79fu: hai chat btw ..hugs?
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun i think thousands of regular viewers are sitting on thousands of unused twitch channel points. Would you guys be open to some fun redeems options for those points?
TXC2: hello quasi79fu welcome
SymphonySolstice: oh so you CAN make mr bones' wild ride
Sethalidos: pull a roller coaster tycoon and makes a tower that generates 115G's on the ride
quasi79fu: do you think we can get a pizzza themed merry go round?
TXC2: also in RCT you had to put scenery down first, and build around it, seems you can do the other way round
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quasi79fu: there are no dinosaurs at this theme park right?
TXC2: not yet at least
TXC2: is there a maximum track length?
quasi79fu: hmmm so the cart flies off at the end? what a way to go?
GirlPainting: maybe dismiss the finish promt first?
magentajune: Pick up green square! At bottom.
quasi79fu: Fondue Flume
magentajune: The green squares at the bottom of the supports let you adjust the tracks.
MsMarkarth: @quasi79fu Oh yes. That is absolutely the correct name
TXC2: maybe have some up and down this time?
magentajune: It's very fiddly.
magentajune: Yay! A roller coaster!
quasi79fu: flat rolllercoaster where are death hillls and valleys
TXC2: we're going for them lateral Gs
quasi79fu: so no final destination rollercoaster?
TXC2: indeed I did Matt
quasi79fu: i mean who needs maintenance on a rollercoaster
quasi79fu: just strap in and pray the ride works
BusTed: Gargamel in Smurfs
quasi79fu: Gargamel
TXC2: one letter off
AugmentingPath: We changed one letter so now you can't be mad
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quasi79fu: Txc if im talking too much please let me know
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NeoGetz: Hello All
quasi79fu: hai neo
NeoGetz: How goes the museum?
TXC2: hello raiders!
KatBatMadeThat: Not the PARK
TXC2: NeoGetz it's a theme park today
TXC2: quasi79fu nah, you're fine so far
NeoGetz: Rollercoasters would make for some exciting exhibits
SymphonySolstice: put a child inside and find out
RAICx: Ride, obvs
TXC2: vote now on your phones
NeoGetz: Ride
magentajune: Washer
TXC2: I also vote ride
SymphonySolstice: so clean
TXC2: darn
TheMerricat: chat as a mostly non-regular media consumer, i.e. I live off Youtube and Twitch these days, is "Vote Now with your phones" something that actually happens outside of memes or has it gone the way of the olds?
gualdhar: Doesn't Eurovision still have call-in voting?
TXC2: "phone voting" is mostly a thing for TV shows, like Dancing with the stars et al.
TheMerricat: It used to be you'd call in to vote for tv shows. But it was usually a scam because they were all pay for call type numbers.
NeoGetz: Most call in voting seems to be an app or website now
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AugmentingPath:
@NeoGetz Which I suppose you might still do with your phone, so "vote now with your phones" yet lives 
TXC2: but yeah, I get "vote now on your phones" from the History of Japan video
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TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Matt
TheMerricat: Night @TXC2 !
TheMerricat: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, three however....
magentajune: A thrilling chase.
ArcOfTheConclave: no, that sounds sticky
GedankenPalast_: no thank you
NeoGetz: like going to a park in germany where all the water is sparkling
AugmentingPath: honestly depends on if they're full-sugar or not
TheMerricat: I mean it'd be slightly acidic, so you can get a skin peel while you are having fun...
magentajune: Sticky and sweet, no thanks.
glitched_goddess: Sounds sticky
NeoGetz:
@TheMerricat 
BusTed: ribble ribble
RAICx: Imagine the wasps in that park...
Akaiatana: "I'm in a diet." "in...?"
ArcOfTheConclave: whenever I hear the "Good news" line I think about The Panelists
NeoGetz: Same
TheMerricat: Good new chat, it'd never happen in real life. Not because it'd suck, but because having a ride that's filled with 'free' soda would prevent the park from charging $50 USD for an 8oz can of soda.
A_Dub888: @ArcOfTheConclave Oh no, what happened to Euphemia??
NeoGetz: Saved by capitalism
NeoGetz: the best theme parks are the ones where you trap everyone on the far side of the ride
MsMarkarth: Charge more!
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Invitare: well I find it kind of sad
Akaiatana: It's a rollercoaster by Apple, of course it's going to be overpriced
SymphonySolstice: ok I am off to do thanksgiving things. it is also my mom's 70th birthday but she doesn't want you to know that
TheMerricat: Have a good one @SymphonySolstice
tdapenguin: @SymphonySolstice Happy 45th birthday to your mom?
magentajune: Oh no!
GedankenPalast_: @SymphonySolstice happy birthday mom!
SymphonySolstice: @tdapenguin acceptable response
A_Dub888: Is a brisk minute shorter or longer than sixty seconds?
Sethalidos: depends how long does it take you to chug a 20 oz bottle of iced tea?
Boopity:
@A_Dub888 Thinking about this has made me upset in a way I did not expect to be 
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP:
Boopity: Oh my word I'm obsessed with whatever those parasols are supposed to be
magentajune: The fizzy ride needs one.
Boopity: It looks so doofy I love it
TheAinMAP:
Pal_Friendpatine: Parents taught that kid well,
glitched_goddess: Kids have shitty taste
Akaiatana: No, parents taught that kid wells. Water wells.
quasi79fu: when does the crazy apple worm ride become the death butterfly ride?
tdapenguin: Is it one of the hyperbolic surface ones? Bc both as a kid and still now I like watching coins go down those
TheMerricat: So I feel like the Two Point universe must be a bit like the Star Trek's Federation where they've eliminated the _need_ for money but people still use it anyway for shits and giggles.
Akaiatana: It never will. It's a metaphor for capitalism
quasi79fu: deforestation yay
quasi79fu: wait you cough up eggs?
Akaiatana: @quasi79fu It's a yoke, dude
Boopity: @quasi79fu Do _you_ not?
quasi79fu: hmmmm
Akaiatana: It's British, and the minister of culture. They won't consider you a museum without stolen artifacts.
Boopity:
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CaptainSpam: So... IS Two Point Studios trying to sneak in a revival of Theme Park, just to come full circle from Two Point Hospital?
quasi79fu: wheres the Pirate ship ride? i like that ride in amusement parks or the bumper cars
quasi79fu: Chat what is your favorite ride in a amusement park?
Boopity: Ah, so it's the fans who are building the full circle
NeoGetz: this is why you dont ask chat
Zyme86: always blame chat, nevern blame chat
NeoGetz: Make what makes sense for the series instead
tdapenguin: @quasi79fu I enjoy roller coasters. What about you?
quasi79fu: omg you have a fossil of spongebob squarepants
NeoGetz: I would love if al the rides tied in to exhibits
SquareDotCube: @CaptainSpam I'd believe it, I loved Sim Theme Park despite being not as robust as RCT and having another series attached to its name
quasi79fu: and Patrick
NeoGetz: @quasi79fu I love anything that goes upside down, and the spinning tea cups
quasi79fu: blue cheese
Boopity: Is it really fancier if it's no longer cheese?
Mazrae: Hello everyone, looks like low maintenance Rollercoaster Tycoon
quasi79fu: hai mazrae
Boopity: ๐
Boopity: _These_ are the adverts we're allowing to be played in our museum??
CaptainSpam:
@Boopity Look, Two Point County is... unique. 
Akaiatana: Radio broadcasts are played with some frequency
CaptainSpam: I still need to play this. Right after I finish up Two Point Campus's DLC.
Boopity:
@CaptainSpam Wait, is there actual lore/wordbuilding to the place this game takes in?
Caffine1138:
well this looks like a very odd museum....
Boopity: Oh no, I dropped my words on the floor in that sentence and got it all scrambled
CaptainSpam:
@Boopity You'd be genuinely surprised, but yes, there are a host of recurring characters, companies, events... the Culture Minister, Tarquin Foxbridge, was also the Health Minister and Education Minister in Two Points Hospital and Campus, respectively. 
Akaiatana: It's rude two point that out.
CaptainSpam:
It's a very silly world they live in.
Boopity:
@CaptainSpam Oh that's incredible
Boopity: Hahaha, yes... they...
tdapenguin: @Boopity Hi five! I do that too
Akaiatana: It has the core ride experience
Boopity: @tdapenguin โ
Boopity: I heard Cult of the Lamb and I am once again concerned??
Akaiatana: This place needs decor because otherwise it'd be nightcore and that's terrible
Boopity: *pitched up vocals start blaring in the distance*
magentajune: too sticky.
Zyme86: candy floss=cotton candy
calculated_uncertainties: too sticky
NeoGetz: yeah, it would be so sticky and horrid
Boopity:
calculated_uncertainties: to be honest, it wasn't the sticky that made me vote that way, but the black candy floss. that's not gonna be good for you
magentajune: sticky is sensory ick.
Mathwyn: Does that rollercoaster have like... 2 supports total?
Akaiatana: For you, it was the greatest day of your life. For me, it was too sticky.
Boopity:
calculated_uncertainties: vomiting is not fun
Mathwyn: Its no rollercoaster tycoon, but its neat
Boopity: Moebius Loop
quasi79fu: yay death coaster
magentajune: thrilling!
ArcOfTheConclave: that loop is twisty but the riders stay right side up
Boopity:
That's true, can't get much more thrilling than the risk of actual death 
Zyme86: what if I want to evert 90 degrees
SquareDotCube: Making a coaster in STP was witchcraft given it was a 3D game in the 90s.
Boopity:
The question is if it does any validation on whatever you end up building
Mathwyn: Less realistic than RCT, but *gestures at rest of game*
SquareDotCube: I would've expected some sort of grid limitation on support to support
HavenDragon: i mean, this isn't even close to as long a ride as Mr. Bones' Wild Ride...
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NeoGetz: Ring of fire is perfectly safe, you got them wet first
Mathwyn: Thrill, nausea, and ferocity are still low somehow
CaptainSpam: Frank
TheMerricat: Wash'n'Dry
Mathwyn: I Fell Down
calculated_uncertainties: the folly of man
Akaiatana: "Eat it, RCT"
EvilBadman: The Frankly of Franque
Mathwyn: Yeah it still has Zero thrill somehow???
NeoGetz: Those numbers make no sense
TheMerricat: The mistake is letting them arrive back at the station with their heads.
NeoGetz: Does it need to go fully upside down?
A_Dub888: maybe you need a bigger climb and a steeper dropoff?
magentajune: more twists? Maybe?
Mathwyn: Oh it got some thrill then huzzah!
Mathwyn: Can you add boosters?
Mathwyn: I guess it mostly speed based
magentajune: safety... third?
NeoGetz: If you wanted safety you'd go to a museum.... oh
Mathwyn: I'm not sure safety is even a factor. Can these even crash at all?
TheMerricat: It's OK, you've got Two Point Hospital too.
CaptainSpam:
Yeah, I think that, if this were possible in RCT, park guests would balk at it entirely.
Mathwyn: I don't think this would even function in RCT
Mathwyn:
I'm beginning to doubt this game's commitment to realism 
Boopity: That implies it's made of real cheese
Boopity:
calculated_uncertainties: adventure!
Boopity: *Casually moves several trees*
Boopity: Lmaoooo
Mathwyn:
How'd that overcrowding work out for you?
TheMerricat: This is me in every base building game ever.
Boopity: Too much of a god gamer to need any of the extra space
Mathwyn: Then one forgotten beast gets in...
CaptainSpam: The tannoy's giving you a lot of guest thirst messages; do you need more drinks?
NeoGetz: oh so now we want the entire park to be soda?
SquareDotCube: clearly we need to upgrade that ride to MORE SPEED
TheAinMAP: We can call that ride "The Clipper."
Boopity: Spirited away
magentajune: lovely! thank you for sharing.
Mathwyn: Fill this ride with mans
SquareDotCube: Cowards is what they are
Boopity:
SquareDotCube: not enough seating
CaptainSpam: It's sort of weird seeing a Two Point game with children in it.
TheMerricat: Guests get to give you money, that has to be a wonderful experience.
EvilBadman: Ben's used it as a filler game for Adam away times
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
GedankenPalast_:
NeoGetz: thanks for the stream
GedankenPalast_: thanks for strem
Boopity: Thanks for stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
magentajune: Thank you!
ContingentCat: !advice
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Earthenone: ~lastdoot
jessicaengle: doot doot
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