LRRMTG || Wednesday Drafternoon

Flyingdelorion: Hm, James was a little overconfidant yesterday at the end of GMMB saying that there will be a LRRMTG in one way or another! NP You are very busy but fantastic people!
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Flyingdelorion: Great!!! Thank you so much!
  TXC2: Title change!
Flyingdelorion: I am little ill so I can use some MTG shenanigans with LRR at the moment!
  TXC2: oh by the way chat, I've cracked the Draft format for reality fracture: just draft 2 planeswalkers
  TXC2: Flyingdelorion  get well soon 
Flyingdelorion: Thanks @TXC2
Flyingdelorion: LOL @TXC2 You're not wrong, Paul Cheon was very unlucky is his last posted draft with 2 games lost to a planeswalker...
 Diabore: @TXC2 now hang on, ive done that before and did win, maybe i did it wrong, which planeswalkers do i need to draft?
 Diabore: didnt*
  TXC2: Diabore  white Anjai and big blue jace
  QuixoticScrivener: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #202: "We have the right to wear pants now." —Alex [2015-05-01]
  TXC2: and that enchantment that give loyalty counters when you gain life
 TehAmelie: red Ajani might be enough on his own from what i heard. but then, why not more?
  TXC2: he's good on his own, CRACKED with a 2nd actual planeswalker
 Diabore: rajani and amass jace is more than enough
  Juliamon: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
 TehAmelie: 
 lamina5432:  
 lamina5432: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Depraved Egg
 lamina5432: so wheeler
 Diabore: so ben influenced me to get galactic racer yesterday, and when its not hard crashing the game is great
  QuixoticScrivener: We get signal!
  TXC2: Diabore  seeing the clips from yesterday, I think that game is nothing but hard crashes 
 tdapenguin: @Diabore Yay
 Diabore: the good news is that even when the game hard crashes to desktop it doesnt kill the run
 jadielady: hey y'all
  TXC2: hello jadielady  welcome
DideRobot: LRR: drafting reality fracture with various moonbase humans on https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117441105760458421
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 tsp397: No moonbase nonhumans?
  TXC2: Hello Ben and Nelson
 TehAmelie: ohaio
 Diabore: surprise humans!
 PhoenixMelior: Ooh, Coach Ulmer
  Juliamon: Rare combo!
 JKBalch: Crossing the streams?
 tsp397: I don't think I've ever seen either of you on LRRMTG
 CastleOtranto: You can make it if you try
 Diabore: as a duo i think this is the first
RobinCandlewick: It's like some kind of LRR Echoverse
  TXC2: some CTS or AFK streams ?
ZestyFungus: Goated combo honestly
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  TXC2: just lrr
 BraveOthello: There are more permissions of people in Studio A than there are color combos in magic. We need a new system
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 GhostValv: you take care of your kids as opposed to the twitch chat kids
 Diabore: MBcommander
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 CabooseFails: don't threaten me with a good time
  TXC2: ^
 lamina5432: new mysty boostys fun?
 Diabore: ehhhh
  TXC2: magic good game? big if true
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 brainbosh: So other people can't stream magic because they are too busy recording magic, got it 
  TXC2:   
 Diabore: open red ajani, win
  TXC2: just draft Ajani
 Diabore: ooh sad elf
 JKBalch: Draft Ajani, lose because you never draw him
 Diabore: sad elf ramps
 Jethrain: a piar
  TXC2: I'd go sad elf, dog doesn't do enough
MWGNZ: a pair of pias in a pod
janowiec01: The way of enchantments are all amazing just draft jace lol
 Diabore: ive tried so hard to make dog work and it just doesnt
Flyingdelorion: This is the way...
  TXC2: face burn with the card that doesn't go face
 Wiliart: Here, have a 2nd elf
 Diabore: second sad elf!
Flyingdelorion: darn, I am out of tea...
FlickerWhisper: yeah, dog is bad, sadly
 brainbosh: Everytime I have gotten the dog I have no other creatures to flicker
 TehAmelie: deck name: simulacrum and simulacra
  TXC2: brainbosh  same
janowiec01: Ghalta!!
 Diabore: diviner has a great winrate, which may just be because of the deck it goes in
 Diabore: amphi is a jace
  TXC2: eye of jace does work in the right deck
janowiec01: Snake also empowers jace great card
 idontgetmyrealname: Eye of jace is lowkey a powerhouse in the format
 Diabore: some irrelevant words
 Diabore: so many yargle the thicc
 Diabore: saccing shaper is good
janowiec01: Pia is amazing
 Diabore: i like rhino
 Diabore: i like mabel
Flyingdelorion: This is the way...
  TXC2: that is real late for a 1/1 deathtoucher
 JKBalch: Yargle
 Diabore: this is close, puppetbeast is wild too
 Bruceski: Hunger Pupper
 Diabore: 3/2 flier is enough
  TXC2: always gotta take the mythic
 Diabore: take mythic for vault
  TXC2: a 3/2 flyer does work
 Diabore: wrecko imo
  TXC2: Wrecko is the pick IMO
TheOneInquisitor: Wrecko is like. OK.
TheOneInquisitor: It's OKer here than the alternatives
 Diabore: but also i hope we can pick up some 2's
 Diabore: sacrifice the phoenix and profit
 Diabore: improviser
TheOneInquisitor: The land is a land
 Diabore: ghoul is good with dog,
 Thadrin46: Good evening Ben, Nelson and Tech person.
Spritz_T: ghoul is just a nice blocker
 dolphgrim: Dog is a trap. 😭
  TXC2: hello Thadrin46  welcome
  TXC2: she IS a 3/2 for 2 if nothing else
 Diabore: its just puppetbeast
 dolphgrim: I may be wrong, but I think the format is too fast and removal heavy for the blink dog. Blink dog relegated to commander.
TheOneInquisitor: Two puppetbeasts two solemns and ghalta, mandate of heaven ass draft
 Diabore: ayo dog
 Diabore: removal, 2 drop, mana sink
TheOneInquisitor: Kinda a dog fan, mana sinks overperform in this format
janowiec01: Second thar!!!
 noSmokeFire: they'll never expect second Ruric Thar
 TehAmelie: what else are we going to do when we get up to 7 mana?
Bacon_Trail: BIG.dek
Flyingdelorion: So our plan is big chonkers, I see
  TXC2: pia can go
Willowbird2005: Hey guys!
  TXC2: hello Willowbird2005  welcome
 Thadrin46: Is your steak too tender and your lobster too buttery?
Willowbird2005: I opened my most expensive card ever this weekend from mb2 Tatiana
 Diabore: people have the too juicy complaint about wagyu too
 TehAmelie: i'l say i've never had a too buttery lobster
 Sorator13: Too much butter is a problem, despite what Paula Dean would have you believe
Willowbird2005: Well buttery and greasy are 2 different things
  Juliamon: I don't even understand why people use butter with lobster, it's already so good on its own and the butter just masks the flavor
  TXC2: for example, I can't stand butter on peas
Willowbird2005: People that don’t like the taste of lobster
  Juliamon: Willowbird2005 then don't eat it??
  TXC2: also lobster goes off FAST without refrigeration
Flyingdelorion: Thraxos may be a cut?
  TXC2: butter covers that
MWGNZ: mono big-dumdums?
  Juliamon: look I'm coastal New England raised, I have Lobster Opinions
  TXC2: cut Pia Imo
 Thadrin46: Cutting phoenix feels like a way to die to flyers..m
 TehAmelie: now i want a decent restaurant lobster. someboty spot me 200 dollars?
 dolphgrim: *coughs* 16 lands!
  TXC2: cutting a land in ramp, lets see how it pays off cotton
 dolphgrim: I've been playing 15 lands. Arena hand smoother takes care of the rest. 😔
RobinCandlewick: I thought that was Crag
 lamina5432: I used to play dirty 41's instead of cutting a land
  TXC2: lamina5432  I still do
 Wiliart: You're going on sleepy time for me now.
 dolphgrim: IT'LL BE FINE
 Sorator13: is there such a thing as a clean 41?
 dolphgrim: NEVERMIND
durketh: 
  TXC2: CRACKED Yuriko
macbody2: look - it is fine...
TheLadyMakai: of course my twitch notifcation goes off and we've already started. hi everyone!
  TXC2: 2 land hands are unkeepable on Arena for this reason
RobinCandlewick: Amazing
 Sorator13: @TheLadyMakai hello! We are currently meeting Hugh
  TXC2: hello TheLadyMakai  welcome
 Diabore: jesus
yianniannianniannianni: Change nothing and next game will be mana flood
 Thadrin46: I put that yuriko in my Rafiq commander deck. She's fun.
 Diabore: kind of have to kill thalia
  TXC2: !card rescue girl
  LRRbot: Rescue Girl, First Responder [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Flying / {T}: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
 Diabore: need a land to cast the prepare, because thalia
macbody2: so next game?
 dolphgrim: Kill yuriko
 Desdae: Can't even cast the heartwood with Thalia out
  TXC2: we ain't killing shit with Rescue on the board
 Diabore: @TXC2 its only on thier turn
  TXC2: Diabore  ah 
 dolphgrim: WOOF
  TXC2: WotC finally learning
 Diabore: what if 9 drop
 Desdae: Time to drop another swamp for a forest
 Jethrain: 41 is the perfect deck size
TheOneInquisitor: FORTY ONE
 Diabore: that was how many missed lands? like 11?
 Wiliart: GG
 dolphgrim: Don't worry. This happens every time.
 lamina5432: arena deck shuffler is weird
RobinCandlewick: Next game: flood
 Wiliart: To sad for no rampies.
  TXC2: Arena doesn't mana weave like it should 
 TehAmelie: Aang vs Krang, that's new
TheOneInquisitor: SAVED BY LANDCYCLER
 Diabore: maybe not sneep, but id keep
 dolphgrim: THERE WE GO
 SolarBlitz1: That was 1 land in I think 11 draws that game
 Diabore: cast away that card
  TXC2: Witchstalker is our turn 2 play
 dolphgrim: Make em think we got the counter magic
teyoslurking: Who ready for the 0/3 lmao?
TheOneInquisitor: Making a 4/4 draws you a card too
 Mr_Horrible: "Make a Jake token"
  TXC2: it's "just" a pridemate
 Diabore: uh, rude op
TheOneInquisitor: Damn
 Mr_Horrible: wow, I hate it here
 Mr_Horrible: (this game, not the channel)
 dolphgrim: "the exact sequence of cards that really bone us" has been my other experience in this format.
 Mr_Horrible: what the fuck
  TXC2: instants ruining the game yet again 
TheOneInquisitor: oh okay
TheOneInquisitor: Thanks opponent
  TXC2: oh this is my deck from today 
 Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 holding up a doomsayer sign that reads "Hearthstone was right"
 Diabore: because of what you sacced
 Diabore: yeah
 Mr_Horrible: still a fan of "Sad Growbot" for that one
 Mr_Horrible: he's sure got reach
  TXC2: didn't come here to bus spiders
 Diabore: they cant touch it for now at least
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Thar's gonna kill you!
 Diabore: im now scared they have the 7 mana wrath
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 SolarBlitz1: Does that get The Ajani?
  TXC2: SolarBlitz1  no, he's 2MV
 SolarBlitz1: Aw boo
 Diabore: we need to kill all the creatures, because no way they sac ajani
  TXC2: part of why he's cracked
 BraveOthello: OMG why does it have vigilance, reach, and trample?!
  TXC2: why I play Green in Brawl
 Mr_Horrible: it is extremely hard to interact with thar profitably, yeah
 TehAmelie: vrample, if you will
 dolphgrim: @BraveOthello You heard of "Unsummon" 
 Diabore: i would not cast anymore creatures, im scared of a board wipe
  TXC2: spot removal is much more likely then wipe
 TehAmelie: he did crush a mage
  TXC2: conceding on 23 life, my kind of player
 dolphgrim: I told you it'll be fine. 😉
 Diabore: im gonna say it, yargle out
 dolphgrim: @TXC2 Life is too short for that biz 🤣
  TXC2: dolphgrim  damn right
 dolphgrim: @Diabore 😮😟
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Another Land? No. Another 7 drop? Yeah!
 dolphgrim: Yargle is a king among frogs
 Mr_Horrible: Phoenix is rarely a limited card
 boyesie: I got a darklight phoenix in my prerelease kit, it did nothing in my deck other than be a flyer
 Mr_Horrible: yargle on 4 no matter how you slice it
  TXC2: the timmies will inherit the earth 
 SolarBlitz1: Blocks proft a little better too
 dolphgrim: That is a draft sign post.
 TehAmelie: wouldn't it be funny to play Yargle just as removal bait
  TXC2: "Go to YARCON 1"
 Desdae: Yargel first allows you to attack with trample next turn
 dolphgrim: Yargle can attack next turn
 Jethrain: the yarghalta turn is very funny
 Mr_Horrible: you also get to attack with trampling yargle next turn, if this works
 MDHWrites: You are on a four to three turn clock right now in the air.
 dolphgrim: Incredible
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 ruby_tifa: With Star Trek just around the corner, lets look at Jace's Mirror Universe. Needs more leather.
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  TXC2: we did the thing!
MWGNZ: 
  TXC2: !clips
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 Sorator13: 
 Mr_Horrible: what a difference 1 green mana makes
 SolarBlitz1: 17 Trample threat lets go
 Diabore: they get 2 and a card, that was a great draw for them
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyTriangularBurritoHumbleLife-nw20dDBg-9aVfdx2
 Mr_Horrible: oneric thar or tworic thar
 SolarBlitz1: Doing the sac gets us life too
 Mr_Horrible: we get another life with the token, as well
 Diabore: i mean we're doing all this and are dead on board, im sad to say
Busttino: This is just dead
TheOneInquisitor: Yeah unfortunately they have 8 we cant block no matter what
 Voidhawk42: Do you have any 1 mana plays?
 Desdae: You're just dead unless you can deal with fliers
 boyesie: Dead in the air though
 Mr_Horrible: we're dead in the air regardless
 dolphgrim: Send the message
 Diabore: and the 4 drop pumps
 Mr_Horrible: the Futurescribe always gives +1
 boyesie: Make the beast, gain a life, all at face
 Voidhawk42: They have 7 unblockable
 Desdae: Then Tetsuko unblockable
 Mr_Horrible: and tetsuko anyway
Busttino: Tetsuko and the flyer pumps
 boyesie: Oh i forgot about tetsuko
 dolphgrim: We could have giant growth
 Diabore: we did do a lot of damage, thats not nothing
 dolphgrim: Missing Thar 😭
  TXC2: point is we played ghalta for one mana
 boyesie: I mean 20 down to 3 in one turn is still impressive
 dolphgrim: @TXC2 So right, though
 Walla_tv: be nice to the jird
  TXC2: people don't block on arena
 SolarBlitz1: Greenhouse is stalker next turn
 dolphgrim: Could draw a card with Jace...
 Desdae: Problem is 4/4s are not getting past traxos
  TXC2: threat of pump spell maybe ?
 dolphgrim: We need to dig for thar
 PhoenixMelior: Jace saved you like two life, not nothing
 SolarBlitz1: We're also up at 18 after being hit a bunch
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  TXC2: could have bluffed a pump spell
RobinCandlewick: one 4/4 doesn't do anything, but two 4/4s does something
  TXC2: 2 4/4s AND an 8/8
 Mr_Horrible: I keep forgetting the 4/4s have trample naturally
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 Mr_Horrible: now more than ever
 PhoenixMelior: Our opponent is playing blue white control over here
 PhoenixMelior: Ouch
 JKBalch: No don't break up big boros
 lamina5432: gnight nelly
 Sorator13: bye Nelly!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yooo
 PhoenixMelior: OH HECK
  TXC2: GAVIN!
 otakubox0: Gavin!
theGuardianOtter: GAVIN
 boyesie: Oh dang!
 Mr_Horrible: GAVIN! [positive]
 Sorator13: friend! hello!
 BraveOthello: Surprise Gavin!
 Bruceski: Yargle off!
Setrian: It's a Gavin!
 dolphgrim: Top Yargle, meet Bottom Yargle
 SolarBlitz1: Nice sweater Gavin!
 Walla_tv: just like how we blame gavin for all the cards
 Chronomagistrate: Gavin!
 CaptainSpam: It's Gavin, everyone! *studio audience applause*
 TehAmelie: oh hi
 CrypticKablam: whatup Gavin!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gavin!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Gavin!m cool sweater!
 Mr_Horrible: his brief internship 
 PhoenixMelior: Gavin "GAVIN!" Verhey
 Mr_Horrible: only just noticed we've got Yargle v Yargle
GreatGodOm: Gavin. Thanks for your work.
DMGlol: so much surveil
 Sorator13: We also have 2x Rurik Thar, which can be handy
  TXC2: it Was Ghalta
theGuardianOtter: we just gotta draw our boardwipe
 dolphgrim: Should have cut another land. 🤣
 Chronomagistrate: Misheard that as 'Pupperbeast'
 Sorator13: @Chronomagistrate also excellent and true
  TXC2: oh we dead
 CrypticKablam: can't surveil to the bottom
 TehAmelie: those consulting detectives, always so OP
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theGuardianOtter: puppy beast
DMGlol: flunge
 Walla_tv: math blockers etc
  TXC2: people really don't know how it works yeah
 Sorator13: "here, YOU figure this out, OP"
 dolphgrim: Too bad that simulacrum isn't a real robot. 😟
 BraveOthello: Make them do the math
theGuardianOtter: whats our current win/loss record?>
 Sorator13: @theGuardianOtter 1-2, I think
 Wiliart: 1, with lifelink
 TehAmelie: the one game we won was then Rurik Thar got online
DMGlol: the 1/1 lifelink so they're at 8
 Jethrain: they're double blocking the yargle?
theGuardianOtter: sac both
RobinCandlewick: I've cought out so many people in this expansion with deathtouch/trample, mostly from the axe
theGuardianOtter: to account for the lifelink
 PhoenixMelior: Dead to onboard tricks
  TXC2: !clips
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
 CrypticKablam: incredible 
 Chronomagistrate: Huzzah!
 dolphgrim: Unbelievable.
 TehAmelie: woo!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: as soon as nelly left
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Walla_tv: id be so mad if i was them 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wowowow
theGuardianOtter: WOO
GreatGodOm: Wow. Nelson is such a good player.
 PhoenixMelior: Great job Gavin you did awesome
 Sorator13: Good job, Nelly!
 dolphgrim: Plz don't tell Gavin that we are playing 16 lands. 🥺
ThanhtTheBoss: Okay, when that resolved into a win, did you claim that match? 
 PhoenixMelior: "Yeah Graham is an idiot."
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HilariousDiligentPanPogChamp-d0AdVquK7-IPVzvt
theGuardianOtter: oh shit, its graham's evil twin grayhaem
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 boyesie: I do love that 'oh yeah grahams an idiot' bit, but i can never find it
 Shadowsoflife: !card way of the wildspeaker
  LRRbot: Way of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Legendary Enchantment | When Way of the Wildspeaker enters, empower Jace 7. / Planeswalkers you control have "[−4]: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token with trample."
DMGlol: they're not using their "of the coast" title
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Ben and Gavin
 Mr_Horrible: can you call them and tell them to back off? 
 PhoenixMelior: Oh damn a wotc staff
 NotCainNorAbel: Goodnight @TXC2
 dolphgrim: Goodnight, TXC2!
 Mr_Horrible: have a good night txc2
 Walla_tv: temp orange name would be a funny toggle
 ghizmou: it is eardrum rattler and not eardrums rattler
 dolphgrim: Jokes on OP. Ben has a "tactical advantage"
 PhoenixMelior: Those spells both cost 5 i think?
 Mr_Horrible: the ways are quite fun, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: open up new lines
 goombalax: they remind me of the Backgrounds in baldurs gate
GreatGodOm: "Now Gavin, This is called limited. It's like commander. In as much as you play with magic cards." 
 Desdae: Could've given the Pupper haste, right
 Mr_Horrible: 2 cards for half a card feels fine
 SolarBlitz1: I like propagator next for double lifing
 PhoenixMelior: I like big butts
theGuardianOtter: success!
 Mr_Horrible: it auto-took the only target, it looked like
theGuardianOtter: its such an annoying card to play against
 Mr_Horrible: the heartwood being untapped is what I've seen trip the most people
theGuardianOtter: reminds me of dream trawler from theros
Mindfire13: The best drafts end in a 7-2
theGuardianOtter: snap keep
 Walla_tv: sneep
 dolphgrim: Thar thar that thar
 Mr_Horrible: more reminiscent of Shifting Ceratops to me (although I might be misremembering Ceratops)
theGuardianOtter: WHAY
theGuardianOtter: WHAT
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 dolphgrim: See? We would have won.
 Walla_tv: check cleared
 kumatsu: just win 
 tsp397: James did say it was an upgrade
 PhoenixMelior: Uhh.
 Mr_Horrible: lost the 50/50 I guess
 NotCainNorAbel: making same calls into HQ
 SolarBlitz1: Let's go Gavin power!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: thar would've won
 Mr_Horrible: You were the end of a bad day 
yianniannianniannianni: Hax
 Jethrain: "Forest." "I concede"
ThanhtTheBoss: I love Nelson, but wow, did not know Gavin's power
theGuardianOtter: amphitheater
devqn413: i also concede when i see green
 PhoenixMelior: Ah baba da ga bah.
 Mr_Horrible: we have clips that say otherwise, Ben
 kumatsu: basic landcycling inc
 kumatsu: damn, I was wrong, I can't believe this
 PhoenixMelior: I play an untapped land, please concede
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperSpineyDragonKeyboardCat-bOKJ-Dh-J6drhGSs
DMGlol: bait em with yargle
 kumatsu: make 'em have it
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: jammin on my yargle
 PhoenixMelior: Nooo not yargle
 Mr_Horrible: well we can pay the tax, with deathbringer
theGuardianOtter: i like it
 dolphgrim: "Yargle's Last Gasp: A Novel"
theGuardianOtter: get silenced
 Desdae: Could've sacceed Jace for the alt cost
 idontgetmyrealname: just got home from work, when did Nelson mutate into Gavin?
 SolarBlitz1: I'd keep the 4/4
 PhoenixMelior: Is james hiding in the room somewhere?
 Desdae: You now have to choose between saving the puppet or casting Thar
 SolarBlitz1: We have a second Thar, which we will draw so no worries about trading
 PhoenixMelior: !quote gavin
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Mr_Horrible: do we have any other artifacts or heartwood makers?
RobinCandlewick: There is one more heartwood guy
 PhoenixMelior: Why not take the damage?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, there's no indestructible +1/+0 or anything, just the garruk aura
 Mr_Horrible: I'd say attack now, cuz it at least trades for 2
 PhoenixMelior: The relic isnt going away, alas
 Strebenherz: Evening y'all.  I see we have a Gavin, and am now wondering if he has actually gotten to go home since last PPR, or if he's been lrr-napped
 PhoenixMelior: kill the manip and thalia for sure??
 PhoenixMelior: !card break under pressure
  LRRbot: Break Under Pressure [2B] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control. You gain 2 life.
 CaptainSpam: @Strebenherz Don't even worry about it.
DMGlol: 4
sindresturn: Having Gavon
 Mr_Horrible: erm
theGuardianOtter: fblthp incoming?
RobinCandlewick: fblthp incoming
 Mr_Horrible: oh, didn't think about that
 PhoenixMelior: Thats what i was typing gavin
 dolphgrim: "Alright! Who wants to hold the sword this time?"
sindresturn: Having Gavin there, is that considered as  cheating ?
 iconicshadow89: FLUNGE AND GET A COUNTER
 iconicshadow89: sorry for all caps
 TehAmelie: one opponent did concede the moment the game started
 dolphgrim: @sindresturn It's only cheating when he fuses with the game.
sindresturn: 
 Strebenherz: THIRD?
RobinCandlewick: Is that a 4th Geist
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey have you seen my two sisters around here?"
RobinCandlewick: I think one got milled
Mindfire13: She just won't stay dead
 hd_dabnado: this set has been really fun
 PhoenixMelior: !card fblthp impossibly lost
  LRRbot: Fblthp, Impossibly Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When one or more of your opponents are dealt combat damage during your turn, draw two cards. If your library has no cards in it, you win the game. Fblthp's owner shuffles him into their library.
Chichen: I think on attack
 Bruceski: DEATHTRAMPLE
theGuardianOtter: oh please
 Mr_Horrible: dt trample seems uhhhhh
Chichen: Well time to kill
 Diabore: yeah, fblthp wins at 0, 1, or 2 cards
 Strebenherz: Deathtrample?  Say no more
 Walla_tv: come on and slam
 Strebenherz: AND FLASH?
 Mr_Horrible: they basically have to have some trick
 Diabore: thats fine
 PhoenixMelior: Seems fine tbh
 SolarBlitz1: Give deathtouch to the other and we still have lethal yeah?
 Mr_Horrible: that's lethal barring other tricks
theGuardianOtter: WOOOO
Lysander_salamander: nice
 PhoenixMelior: NICE
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wowza
 weff47: what a game
 Strebenherz: NICE
 Walla_tv: real gamer hours
 Mr_Horrible: LETS GOOO 
 Diabore: book priority
 TehAmelie: what a ride
 Bruceski: the priority was because of the book
theGuardianOtter: and the twinned vision
  Juliamon: Gavin's aura, so powerful it exerts pressure through the internet
 Diabore: now respectfully, maybe nelly was the problem...
 idontgetmyrealname: what a game of magic
Wolfstrike_NL: Triple legendary is wild in draft 
 SolarBlitz1: This is reminding me of the game 1
 SolarBlitz1: For Gavin's benefit, we kept 2 and hit only 1 land in 11 draws
 Diabore: now land you can konstrari plus prepared
 Walla_tv: was pupper beast its playtest name?
 Diabore: op got blue over there
 A_Dub888: Good Afternoon Magic! How's The Gathering?
 BrowneePointz: he grows in size
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what's it's actual name?
Chichen: its like Clifford
 BrowneePointz: he turns into a lil idol to planeswalk back when Yanggu had a spark
 Diabore: oh op
 Diabore: maybe they have second removal on their turn
 Diabore: red ajani
 Diabore: i like prepare hold up break
 PhoenixMelior: Ah, but will wotc ever reprint Oubliette
 BrowneePointz: you mean like the planeswalker Werewolf Sorin we heard mention of
 BrowneePointz: but no room in the set for
 Gekyouryuu: i was looking up stuff about magic characters last night and I'm super sad to learn that Rootha from original Strixhaven has super bad ptsd from the phyrexians and all that
 ruby_tifa: As a disciple of Athena I do regret having to support OP in this instance.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love that they were able to figure out how to code oubliette by also realizing that... phasing.
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Bury them in beef
 SolarBlitz1: I like making Thar bigger with the DT so he doesnt just trade with himself
theGuardianOtter: christ this deck is disgusting
 iconicshadow89: i think flunge gets you there
 Jethrain: something something play around settle
Unas84: omg, such BM 
 BusTed: They came to the same conclusion
 TehAmelie: 
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theGuardianOtter: final boss time
 Bruceski: maximum Magic
 PhoenixMelior: Has it been announced?
 BrowneePointz: I was excited for Trek, and then yall announced Darkhold Destiny and I nearly died from excitement
  RayFK: Looking for Blake
 ruby_tifa: Hoping for Mirror Universe characters
 Strebenherz: As a big fan of star trek I have been very excited for it.  Also from what i've seen, y'all have been A+ on lore/deep dive references
 kumatsu: Jace IS in Minecraft
 Desdae: Or kil the dork
 kumatsu: Shaper guarantees puppetbeast next turn
 BrowneePointz: if we get the Riker Beard moment on a card I will DIE laughing @Strebenherz
 Walla_tv: eggs meet basket
Desruprot: woah a Gavin appeared
ThanhtTheBoss: Bye Gavin!
 Sorator13: bye Gavin!
 idontgetmyrealname: Bye Gavin!
theGuardianOtter: our good luck charm, no!
 boyesie: Bye gavin!
 Strebenherz: Safe travels Gavin!
 tsp397: Bye Gavin!
 dolphgrim: I miss Gavin... 😭
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileSmilingMushroomDuDudu-jGCROccUw3oYAfhH
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz Garrak grin.jpg
 Walla_tv: 
 Shadowsoflife: ???
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oop
 kumatsu: Ben out here breaking AV equipment
 SolarBlitz1: Gavin left and it's all falling apart literally
Rebbers: Once
 Sorator13: look, just because Gavin left doesn't mean you have to throw a temper tantrum
 Shadowsoflife: no
 A_Dub888: Gavin! (pleading)
 ContingentCat: 
 dolphgrim: *a win streak interrupted by metal pipe falling*
theGuardianOtter: woof
 Shadowsoflife: james
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabPlainBadgerPunchTrees-kyyxot-hpzp4tOAJ
theGuardianOtter: this is james's fault
 LurkerSpine: 6-3, max magic
 TehAmelie: i think everyone just hate drafted against us by getting flyers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we did play the most magic
 iconicshadow89: we have learned gavin is the secret sauce
GreatGodOm: #BlameJames
 Sorator13: 6-3 is quite good
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 dolphgrim: #BlameJames #Donkeybits
 jadielady: ty for the stream!
 tsp397: Thanks for the stream Ben
 ContingentCat: !venga
  LRRbot: I can feel the Venga Bus coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
 dolphgrim: Thanks for the Stream, Ben! 💙
 ContingentCat: thanks Ben 
 A_Dub888: Ruric CommanThar
GreatGodOm: Thar she blows.
 CaptainSpam: In the finale, everything explodes everywhere!
Capt_clown: Turn over or escape before the pillaging begins?
 GapFiller: do over?
 Strebenherz: BEARD
 Dog_of_Myth: Awww
 jadielady: later! awwww
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for the stream!
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpartialQuaintRaccoonBuddhaBar-LUlk6fsJda8vzWHV
Earthenone: !secret
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