AFK || The Night Cage

 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: The Night Cage) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
 Diabore: ooh title change
 Metric_Furlong: it's night cage night!
 quasi79fu: am i in time for spoopy board game?
 Metric_Furlong: yes, unless there's another freak time machine accident
 quasi79fu: ok ..Hai n hugs then chat?
 quasi79fu: are time machine accidents a normal thing? should i be concerned?
 TehAmelie: what is time? ...wait, we shouldn't think about it, cause of the accident
 quasi79fu: Tehamelie i know you..hai n hugs
 Metric_Furlong: @quasi79fu not yet 
 quasi79fu: wait i do know you right?
 Metric_Furlong: in some timelines you probably do
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 TehAmelie: howdy
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
 quasi79fu: i..i dont know this game.im excited to learn
ihlendrax: I missed the “bolt throwing” and was about to ask where I could get my own mushrooms of energy….
 Metric_Furlong: you don't want mushrooms of energy bolt throwing
ihlendrax: I just want to have energy….
  QuixoticScrivener: We get signal
 Metric_Furlong:   
 TehAmelie: 
 letfireraindown: wooo
 quasi79fu: 
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 TehAmelie: what are those electric mushrooms in Metal gear Solid 3? maybe they work if you believe in them
 quasi79fu: isnt there electric mushrooms in mario?
 TehAmelie: they glow in the dark, so if i eat them my batteries recharge, thinks Snake
 quasi79fu: Hows it taste?
 quasi79fu: my favorite line
DideRobot: LRR: Time for The Night Cage on a very spoopy AFK! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117441984313329522
 quasi79fu: that or snakeeater when it comes to long ladders
 djalternative: hoi chat
 TehAmelie: good times
 quasi79fu: hai
 kusinohki: meows
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 quasi79fu: mrrrow
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 djalternative: bark!
 neisan2112: Lets go Night Cage!!! Love this game
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 quasi79fu: hahhahaha
 paronomasiac042: workin on the night cage
 Nigouki: oh right, the variant
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 pleonasticTautology: @paronomasiac042 now i want cheese
Mai_Andra: I genuinely was waiting for the Let's Nope theme to play... 
 Getter404: @Nigouki Yep, the continued Arkham tease...
 TehAmelie: weird that Nick Cage hasn't had this movie made yet
 quasi79fu: itsss darrrk
 TehAmelie: helloo!
 GhostValv: 
 quasi79fu: did they forget to pay the electric?
Mai_Andra: Grandad was right all those years ago... I don't even know what day it is... 
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 NotCainNorAbel: love the AFK on the screen
 Kentosaurus: @TehAmelie I genuinely misread the title at first and was momentarily confused
 Shadowsoflife: 
 djalternative: wait. have we given kathleen fire?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kentosaurus That board game would be very different but also potentially be appropriate for spoopy month
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MWGNZ: set made of asbestos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only TTSF has fire on set
 TehAmelie: i was a bit worried about the shelf candles xD
 AugmentingPath: I just assumed you'd mastered fire so it couldn't burn your possessions
 quasi79fu: i do like the candles tho
 Kentosaurus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would absolutely play the Nick Cage board game
 djalternative: you don't know if they'll be unrelated reasons
 Williams4jesus: !findquote die
  LRRbot: Quote #1020: "Hey, what's this? [stream dies]" —Graham [2015-11-03]
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 quasi79fu: yikes ben
 Nigouki: the blazing hellfire of consumerism
 TehAmelie: they do look a LOT like live candles on camera. might come in handy
 GhostValv: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Williams4jesus: !fundquote capitalism
KWardJenx: All it takes is one determined go-getter to make certain a group dies for related reasons.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kentosaurus I didn't say I wouldn't play it, I said it would be very different but potentially very spoopy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shocking news: Kathleen loves Graham
 quasi79fu: thnks heather
 betweenmyself: @Kentosaurus The world needs a Nick Cage hosted Atmosfear VHS game
 djalternative: thanks heather
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Williams4jesus Fund quote is especially apropos.
 Sorator13: thanks heather!
 pleonasticTautology: thanks heather
 Williams4jesus: !findquote capitalism
  LRRbot: Quote #6007: "I love when capitalism happens." —Matt Griffiths [2019-04-22]
VelvetFalcon: Thanks Heather!
 DeM0nFiRe: thanks heather
GedankenPalast_: thanks Heather 
 Transmuted_Elf: thanks 
 quasi79fu: uhh void?
 TehAmelie: the simplest games are the most addictive, they say
 Kentosaurus: @betweenmyself ooh that's it
jwholla: Is the Night Cage related to the Nicholas Cage?
 Boredering: o/
HavenDragon: oh is this like Cube?
 djalternative: I'd describe it as a cage placed in the night
 Williams4jesus: 
 NotCainNorAbel: are you the gatekeeper?
 kusinohki: no getting fuel for the generator??
 Williams4jesus: Does this game have a gatekeeper?
 Sorator13: Saunders? Paul made this game?
 AugmentingPath: scare me like one of your french girls
HavenDragon: "draw me like one of your french ghouls"
 ladyjessica: Camp miasma mentioned!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13  no relation 
 kusinohki: "this little light of mine..."
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 quasi79fu: yikes
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun so you claim...
 betweenmyself: “The walls have shifted…”
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Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 kusinohki: "I've got it!  this house has duplicate rooms and an elaborate mechanism to shift them around!" - some weird movie I can't remember the title of...
 betweenmyself: Do we have to do complex math to figure out the safe path? 
 RatherLargeToad: They’re the pits
 kusinohki: pits are how you fall into the underground lake that's on the 2nd floor...
coriolis_storm: We can meet friends in the pits! (Sometimes)
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
 quasi79fu: so it possible for one player to accidently like block another players path right?
Lysander_salamander: like tetris?
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds good to me
coriolis_storm: @LoadingReadyRun atmospheric 
 BeefcakeEmperor: Why does "wax eaters" sound like something Adam would call us...
NimrodXIV: I think Kathleen & Cori's colors are switched?
 Sorator13: @NimrodXIV yeah, I think so
 kusinohki: wax eaters are what you call the kids that eat crayons...
 quasi79fu: i resent that kusin lol
 betweenmyself: Wax Eaters aka Crayon Eaters aka Destiny Titans
 quasi79fu: im joking around sorry kusin
 Sorator13: if you stay and discard a key tile, do you lose?
 kusinohki: these keys are so big and heavy!  how could I possibly hold more than one?
 Meyari: there should be an amount of extra keys, but not many
 quasi79fu: oubliette...labryinth
 Meyari: it's been a while since I've played; I think there's a total of 7 keys
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe there are 6 keys for 4 players?
 kusinohki: did I miss a pac man/wrap around rule??
 Sorator13: so you aren't obligated to place tiles in such a way to connect as many paths as possible?
 Sorator13: @kusinohki Yep
 kusinohki: ben's placement confused me.  less so now, ty
 Getter404: That cross NW of Kathleen/SE of Matt disappears, right? No longer in LoS of anyone
 kusinohki: "you are likely to be eaten by a grue"
 Metric_Furlong: @Getter404 you are correct
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Lysander_salamander: does it go all the way down the corridor, like in bomberman?
 quasi79fu: can the monster see cori right now?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Determining monster lines of sight along stony corridors reminds me of Hero Quest.
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 AugmentingPath: do monsters disappear once you can't see them?
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Lysander_salamander: this is interesting
 quasi79fu: i like this
 quasi79fu: wow that was a fast game lol
 TheMerricat: Chat I assume the 'disappearing' passages just go back into the pile to be drawn again?
 Meyari: nope, game ends when tiles are gone
   LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat they don't go back!
 TheMerricat: Doh.
 Sorator13: @TheMerricat they do not! which is why there are a few extra keys
 betweenmyself: Just like in real life, you don’t get hurt if you can’t see the danger, so cover them peepers.
 AugmentingPath: the Advanced Loser Warning System
 kusinohki: my understanding is the tiles lost to darkness are removed from game.  the draw pile also acts as a game timer
 HadesLeprechaun: ^ This is correct from what I've heard as well
 quasi79fu: but as she moves does it attack?
  QuixoticScrivener: Take that "object permanence!"
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think you can hear each other in the maze
 HadesLeprechaun: you *can*
 Sorator13: @quasi79fu I'm not sure if it attacks and then vanishes, or if it just vanishes. But there's no one in its attack range, so in this case, it doesn't matter.
 quasi79fu: Im confused wouldnt Kathleeen be attacked by monster because she moved then it vanishes?
 Sorator13: the attack would happen *after* the move, so Kathleen's out of its range
 TehAmelie: does he square south of Cori crumble?
 TehAmelie: the
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie It does not; it doesn't have the crumbly border
 TehAmelie: aha
 kusinohki: "I cast magic missile.... at the darkness"
Lysander_salamander: huh
Lysander_salamander: that's pretty cool
 Shadowsoflife: That endless darkness is call the Umbra  
 AugmentingPath: the night toroid
 Sorator13: does that monster by Cori attack her since you moved out of its sight?
 Sorator13: or is that not a monster
 accountmadeforants: It looks real cool on camera, if nothing else
 AugmentingPath: @Sorator13 it can't see past empty spaces (darkness), I believe
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
 kusinohki: each player has 2 triangles, 1 lit up and the other dark.  I missed what they mean?
 AugmentingPath: Kathleen has assembled a ladder
 Meyari: Nerve (triangle token) can be gained by 'staying' or spent for special abilities
 TehAmelie: hmm you can only carry one key and of course it would be too easy if you can just leave them in the exit. . .
 RatherLargeToad: wakawakawakawaka
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie If only we had pockets!
 quasi79fu: these monsters seeem useless..they dont do anything LoL
 Metric_Furlong: Matt might be a gamer
 Vilun: that's a 2 dimensional space
 accountmadeforants: Oh wow it's cool to know that LRR has someone who plays video games
 kusinohki: resident evil inventory where a key takes the same amount of space as a rocket launcher...
 TehAmelie: maybe they are the same size as the players
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 kusinohki: "this little light of mine.  I WILL hide it under a bush"
 TehAmelie: right, you need line of sight to the monsters for them to see you
 BeefcakeEmperor: And a shiny key!
 PharaohBender27: (tuning in, sees the name Saunders) Oh, Paul helped make this game? 
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 a shrimp fried this rice!
 Sorator13: I do like the "rooms vanish when you leave them" mechanic; it's very cool
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Earthenone: matt is getting lit?
 Sorator13: that little light of yours, I'm gonna make it mine
 e_bloc: I cant believe you make babies do this
 Getter404: Are there any more ominous last words than "this is fine"
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Night Cage: Babies -- it's like Baywatch: Nights with rattles.
 kusinohki: *locks dead bolt*  "Everything is fine" - beej
 e_bloc: 
 comrade_cards: !findquote after dark
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 kragmabutch: ooo spooky game
 e_bloc: some cori-meander
 e_bloc: as usual, the solution is a key party
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 
 kusinohki: the key to victory!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc So it's like "The Ice Party" ? The monsters wear Henry Kissinger masks and carry the burden of 1970s suburban ennui?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Ha!
 quasi79fu: is this game meant to be so easy?
 AugmentingPath: still flip a tile to see if it's a monster
 AugmentingPath: yeah, that
 Sorator13: galaxy brain
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn As someone who could not have experienced it, was are the characteristics of *1970s* suburban ennui?
Lysander_salamander: ohno
 e_bloc: 
 Diabore: im a genius... oh no!
 AugmentingPath: lightsout kills the monster, right?
 AugmentingPath: i'm helping
 SnackPak_: just dont look
 Sorator13: Their vision is based on candlelight
 e_bloc: when the light's out, it's less dangerous?
 kusinohki: peril sensitive glasses activate!
 kynelwynn: The Joo-Janta 2000's?
 Wizzo1138: If it can't see you, you can't see it
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 The 90s Ang Lee movie I referenced, "The Ice Storm," gets into it. People frustrated with their statuses, resentful of their spouses and neighbors. Post-Vietnam loss of faith in institutions. Shag carpeting, cocktails, plaid suits, pill popping, and lots of key party partner swapping sex. It's that window between birth control and the appearance of AIDS, so lots of empty affairs.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ArtDecoSunburn Also, jello.
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn there's always room for jello
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn I see. Though the cocktails and pill-popping were already established by then. FAKE EDIT: As was Jello.
 Sorator13: I think you put the gate where Matt said so that any monsters you draw after that won't have Kathleen in range, yeah
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 Exactly, but suburban 70s ennui ramps us suburban 50s ennui.
 TehAmelie: the party's all out of nerves 
 Sorator13: Cori regained a nerve by staying, right?
 AugmentingPath: does winning happen before the monster attacks?
 couchboyj: Doesn't really matter, but tile south of the gate should be a pit, right?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Congrats, candle bearers!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 e_bloc:    
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: gg
NimrodXIV: neat game
 kynelwynn: You're not supposed to do that! The game is supposed to win! /hj
 red_shoes_jeff: Running from absolutely every fight!
adept_nekomancer: You've successfully escaped the companion cage!
 Metric_Furlong: @couchboyj no, the floor wasn't cracked
 Sorator13: @couchboyj I don't think it had the crumbly border, no
 quasi79fu: bosses?
ancientspark: Very very cute
 Sorator13: what we now are going to do, is turn out all the non-candle lights! 
 kragmabutch: so what im hearing is yes, they are cute
 e_bloc: oh yeah
 couchboyj: Ahh, missed that bit
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 quasi79fu: that was only a hour?
Lysander_salamander: if you imagine really strongly, then yes, they're cute
 quasi79fu: wow time flew
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 quasi79fu: this was fun to watch
 Sorator13: This is a very cool game
 quasi79fu: im not complaining..i swear..i was just shocked
 quasi79fu: help panicking
 Diabore: we should bring the box back
 quasi79fu: am i going in the box?
 TehAmelie: !box
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 ArtDecoSunburn: I like this jazzy music. It's like Sim City 2000 score tunes.
 TehAmelie: ha. a few Magic cards could spice up these monsters
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 quasi79fu: oh no
 quasi79fu: lol
 ArtDecoSunburn: Charles in Charge of the Cage?
 TehAmelie: did the candles reproduce?
 red_shoes_jeff: @ArtDecoSunburn And the LIIIIIGHT!
 Shadowsoflife: @ArtDecoSunburn that's a fanfic some where
 ArtDecoSunburn: @red_shoes_jeff Sing it, brother!
Lysander_salamander: no thanks
 Sorator13: If you spill the tea, be sure to clean it up
Lysander_salamander: is it like that beach that makes you old?
Lysander_salamander: what?
 red_shoes_jeff: How?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Shadowsoflife Some Netflix Executive: "Our demographic is that narrow space between syndicated 1980s family sitcoms staring Scott Baio and light source-based horror cooperative board games. The union is gold!"
Lysander_salamander: that's not how that works
 comrade_cards: yeah, ive heard that
 gualdhar: WONDER FUCKING WHY
 RatherLargeToad: I would looooooooove to
 NorthstarTex: what the hells?
 Diabore: haha, i cant retire 
Lysander_salamander: but anyway...
 comrade_cards: i wish my 40 yo self could retire
 Metric_Furlong: alright under 45s, time to retire
 Sorator13: I don't think millennials are retirement age...?
 TehAmelie: we have become the grey ceiling? no wait it's still the baby boomers
 idontgetmyrealname: hahahahahah laughing in my 14 years in my entry level position
 red_shoes_jeff: Retire from WHAT? I'm still in my 30s!
 Sorator13: @red_shoes_jeff right?
 Twilight_Spark: That's an honestly funny joke to imagine being a meme.
 AtomicAlchemical: Oh SICK they're playing The Night Cage tonight!
 NorthstarTex: T-block is goat'd
 ArtDecoSunburn: It took me long enough to get my tenure-equivalent position. I'm going to cling to it well into my 80s.
 quasi79fu: shes deadly with a laser beam..shes a killer queeeen
 Diabore: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 comrade_cards: consider hole
ihlendrax: !hole
  LRRbot: https://xkcd.com/3266/
 Sorator13: that hole, it was made for you
 pleonasticTautology: holes was never in my cirriculum
Lysander_salamander: I've never seen the moive
 pleonasticTautology: there's a lot of "classics" i missed
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: !hole
  LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology you can always read it now!
 Twilight_Spark: If I could fall...into a hole
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 true but i have suuuuuuuuch a backlog
 red_shoes_jeff: @Twilight_Spark I would get bit.. by lots. Of. Moles.
 pleonasticTautology: my favorite thing related to the movie HOLES is that dule hill's character in PSYCH never heard of the book/movie (dule hill was *in* the movie HOLES)
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology if you don't have a "to-read" backlog, do you even exist? 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmokyAssiduousLegPupper-szVOzM-oTmS7sAjo
 TehAmelie: the corners would look different if it was 8x8 i feel
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I now have this image in my head of that song being played and suddenly it start fading out as the entire piano and orchestra falls down a hole
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 to read, to watch, to play, to listen,
 comrade_cards: e e e, its in the e
 Sorator13: @A_Catastrophic_Success 
 quasi79fu: ewwww
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Did his character know "The West Wing" ?
 Twilight_Spark: Put player in mouth. Mouth perfect shape for player.
 pleonasticTautology: @ArtDecoSunburn i dunno if that ever came up; it's been a LONG time since i watched psych
 Sorator13: "this monster always puts its mouth towards you" sure is a sentence
 Mr_Bitterness: the buuuutt
 Dog_of_Myth: Attack the weak point
 e_bloc: !clip
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 InconsiderateHat: @comrade_cards Pretty sure my brain read this out the way you intended and I want you to know I LOL'd.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CaringShakingDoveCharlietheUnicorn-TbjbpKxMQy7zEexc
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology I only know it from commercials while watching other USA "blue sky" shows.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Seemed fun.
 pleonasticTautology: @ArtDecoSunburn characters welcome
 pleonasticTautology: psych was a BLAST
 Twilight_Spark: Keyloca's up with you?
 quasi79fu: if matt moves into monster it would attack him and cori right?
 A_Dub888: !holes
  LRRbot: https://xkcd.com/3266/
 pleonasticTautology: G-D
 NightBook1: its nearly DB time, he should have gone left
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Reminds me of an SNL bit about a game show where viewers try to guess what "Burn Notice" was about. "Sexy firefighters?"
 red_shoes_jeff: *YEAH*
 e_bloc: one of the last chances to go right
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InnocentRelievedMarjoramJKanStyle-d6D2-WLc7li6c9uA
 pleonasticTautology: @ArtDecoSunburn okay but burn notice slapped? it had bruce campbell!
 e_bloc: we have to treasure bruce while we still have him
 pleonasticTautology: AGREE
Lysander_salamander: what happens if the rest of the team fills in the lane before the other player respawns?
 e_bloc: do they?
Lysander_salamander: ah.  That makes more sense than having to wait for the other players to move and forget the area behind them.  More fun that way.
   LoadingReadyRun: @pleonasticTautology  I also enjoyed of Burn Notice. It started getting pretty silly near the end though 
 TehAmelie: i hope i got this wrong but i thought the discarded monsters fill in adjacent tiles?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @pleonasticTautology Sam Axe was pretty great. But without Michael Weston explaining the premise, the title was obtuse. Still, agree, fun show.
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie I think that's just for the wait action
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun It was nice example of a caper show in the tradition of the 1960s "Mission: Impossible," which also got silly towards the end.
UtilityPunk: Oh nice, the coop game of abstract horror?
Lysander_salamander: interesting
 Kentosaurus: who keeps the keepers?
 Sorator13: oh, that does help a *lot*
 ContingentCat: !holes
  LRRbot: https://xkcd.com/3266/
adept_nekomancer: Into the blaggole!
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun oh that's so true, but a lot of USA shows got silly as their premises had to be prolonged. i think PSYCH had the most fun with it, by "visiting" vancouver bc
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Kentosaurus The trappers of keepers, in their trapper-keepers?
 TehAmelie: i thought it would be incredibly hard to build a route to get keepers from behind while staying in their front. . .
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie ya that makes sense
UtilityPunk: These keypers do be zoomin'
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Lysander_salamander: cringe isn't real
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: i'm not a weeb! i bath!
 pleonasticTautology: *bathe
 Mr_Bitterness: FFXIV is the Fighting Game Retirement Home
 ErynTzun: What about City of Heroes 
 ArtDecoSunburn: I'm such an elder millennial that when I think MMORPG, I think "Ultima Online."
glitched_goddess: Be careful there Matt that’s how you summon the wrath of the ff14 players lol
 Mr_Bitterness: @ErynTzun Only for us cultured elder millenials
 quasi79fu: ooooh pit demon
 ErynTzun: @Mr_Bitterness That's not me though, not everyone is a Millennial.
Lysander_salamander: oh
 goombalax: The Pits!
 e_bloc: this must be the place
 EikoandMog: 
UtilityPunk: The pit demon bombed its debute 
Lysander_salamander: so it doesn't affect the spot of the player that revealed it?
 e_bloc: excuse me the hard way for whom
 red_shoes_jeff: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
UtilityPunk: Fell into a pit, like James in Minecraft
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun Not with that attitude. With enough biege furniture, string lights, and avocado toast, you too can be a millennial. How do you feel about cringe comedy, or flip phones?
 EikoandMog: @Lysander_salamander Diagonal
 red_shoes_jeff: DANGIT
 ErynTzun: @ErynTzun And City of Heroes came out 7 months before WoW. NA: April 28, 2004, they are not that different in age.
Lysander_salamander: oh, only diagonal
Lysander_salamander: okay
   LoadingReadyRun: apparently The pit demon is just a fan of pits
 e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun like the kiss demon
 goombalax: don't kink shame
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Really loves Pittsburgh, and that streaming show with Noah Wylie.
 comrade_cards: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 Twilight_Spark: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 e_bloc: I am the keymaster
UtilityPunk: With Halloween approaching, I've been binging Blood on the Clocktower. Was really surprised LLR hasn't streamed it before. Someone gets to be a demon and sow chaos 
 lamina5432: gotta head out, games seemes intersting, have a gnight chat
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot I'm trying to envision a hole with a nightcap and sleep eye mask.
 e_bloc: talk shit, get pit
 Sorator13: @UtilityPunk Yeah, I've been considering sending in a copy, but I think it's probably more practical for them to play the online version from their homes instead (if they want to ofc)
   LoadingReadyRun: Hello, I'm looking for Fork Heapers
 ArtDecoSunburn: @UtilityPunk Is that the game with the felt pieces?
UtilityPunk: Oof, that's a big boi
Lysander_salamander: 
 red_shoes_jeff: "I have been falling... FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!!"
UtilityPunk: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah! Very nice in person
 Sorator13: @ArtDecoSunburn Yeah, the tokens have felt backs (so they stick to the grimoire better)
 Shadowsoflife: Let this be true
 ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn I hate the term cringe, I would rather let ppl enjoy things.  And I am old enough to have owned a flip phone as my second mobile phone - as an adult.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Neat.
 Vilun: shouldn't there be a tile wrapping around next to Kathleen?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ErynTzun If you'd like to be an honorary millennial, we'd be happy to have you in Generation Oregon Trail.
 Sorator13: yeah, Kathleen should be revealing a tile next to Matt
 EikoandMog: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RainyMint: 
 quasi79fu: demon paul
 iris_of_ether: 
 quasi79fu: He is the one who..Fixes the LIghts
 Shadowsoflife: 
 iris_of_ether: 
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 ghyllnox: 
 Strebenherz: XD
 underhill33: 
 e_bloc: oh she hasn't met Beej
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BovineAbnegateDinosaurSSSsss-bVa6cbNcq4_u6YzW
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CautiousCloudyRadicchioKeepo-gqP-XhD7kxbYSWo8
 quasi79fu: ahhahahaah
 Mr_Bitterness: Get one of the many 6 feet + tall men
 e_bloc: no wonder I vibe
 Dog_of_Myth: You must be this tall to work for LRR. 
glitched_goddess: Hey the Addams family is a greatest family dynamics on TV
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitBreakableJayHassanChop-OLxCzHIyvDsg077f
 Sorator13: @glitched_goddess genuinely true
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GeniusDependableEggDAESuppy-dSD80tmsGX2nw8dp
 RatherLargeToad: ?
 Shadowsoflife: @Sorator13 indeed
 e_bloc: huh these are all keys to the brown door
 comrade_cards: !findquote butts
  LRRbot: Quote #3645: "By the face... by the butt... get right up there..." —Ian [2016-11-23]
 Wizzo1138: Ben can see that pit that was removed
 Heckhoundbolt: so Kathleen has one nerve
 Vilun: nobodies in the dark Paul, you fixed the light
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Shadowsoflife: Oh noes
Lysander_salamander: all the diagonals?
 Sorator13: uh oh
 e_bloc: 
 cmdrzellgaudis: has there been a date set for the ppr?
 EikoandMog: Does the keeper not attack?
   LoadingReadyRun: not from the back
 Sorator13: @cmdrzellgaudis The date is undoubtedly set, but it has not been announced
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceFantasticFishPoooound-EDYT-411ZaJno4Fx
 PharaohBender27: @cmdrzellgaudis It's almost certainly in November
  Juliamon: There was a certain slide in the ad break...
 cmdrzellgaudis: @Sorator13 Thanks! I was just curious since the real prerelease for the set is 3 weeks from this Friday
 cmdrzellgaudis: @Juliamon I just rewound it looking for the slide in the ad break and didn't see it
 quasi79fu: is big bosss in game?
 quasi79fu: when does that appear?
 e_bloc: unfortunately it's a NERV token
 Heckhoundbolt: Top left and second top left get removed
 e_bloc: someone left the gate open
 quasi79fu: top left corner goes bye bye?
UtilityPunk: Time for a cage match with the boss. Find the folding chair asap!
 Twilight_Spark: Thank heavens. I came in late and thought my rules inference was all falling apart.
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 quasi79fu: BOsss Time
 Heckhoundbolt: The Pit Fiend ruined you guys
 Sorator13: dun dun DUN
 Sorator13: OH
 SnackPak_: oooo
 Strebenherz: jesus
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 cmdrzellgaudis: @Juliamon I found it
 e_bloc: 
 red_shoes_jeff:    
UtilityPunk: The only other ways result in destruction and fun
 PharaohBender27: Is it at least a nice tune for a dirge? 
 quasi79fu: Eyessss
 Twilight_Spark: O-O
 EikoandMog: owo
 TehAmelie: aah, the eyes are giant pits
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColdbloodedDeafSnailGingerPower-qG6yqS_8xxzvMi0b
 PharaohBender27:  
   LoadingReadyRun: Ur ma girge it's the dirge!
UtilityPunk: Bat inta hell
 Twilight_Spark: This hole was made for three!
 quasi79fu: when you move off a tile dont they beccome a pit?
 Vilun: do they lose if they discard the last gate?
 quasi79fu: or is that the crumbly ones?
 EikoandMog: @Vilun Sure do.
 Wizzo1138: @quasi79fu The cracked tiles become pits
 Heckhoundbolt: The gate is the only way out
 quasi79fu: jump jump jump
Lysander_salamander: wait the key-per won't attack because it's not facing the player
   LoadingReadyRun: keeper attacks forward and sideways
Lysander_salamander: oh I see okay
 NotCainNorAbel: one time!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: never didn't have it
 Wizzo1138: No
 SnackPak_: 
 ErynTzun: @ArtDecoSunburn Sorry, had to step away to get food. No thanks, I don't care about generation things that were made up by the media and no one can agree on. And that game came out in 1971 not the 80s, it isn't unique to any age range as there have been sequel for decades.
Lysander_salamander: yay
 TehAmelie: 
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Sorator13: 
 e_bloc:   
 EikoandMog: 
 Heckhoundbolt: The cinematic everyone running in from a different door to get to the gate
 quasi79fu: thanks for stream..this was awesome gnight chat
UtilityPunk: Very cool, almost like pandemic with monsters
 EikoandMog: The monsters are VERY cool, imo. Very biblical angel.
 Strebenherz:   
 red_shoes_jeff: Owlman!?
 Mr_Bitterness: Proximity chat would be rough
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Strebenherz: game good
 e_bloc:   
   LoadingReadyRun: the maze changing as you move around is surprisingly creepy
adept_nekomancer: Bus is coming
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
  LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
 PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (9 days from now)
Lysander_salamander: yay
 kynelwynn: How is that "AFK"? /j
 HadesLeprechaun: @kynelwynn I mean technically you do play on your phone, not keyboard
  Juliamon: Phones aren't keyboards
  Juliamon: (anymore... rip)
 kynelwynn: I've suggested a game for you Ben, but it was a while ago.
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I have come to hate touchscreens so, so much . . .
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 iris_of_ether:    
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam the Goat
 e_bloc: mad props to Adam
 Strebenherz: let's go adam!
 rosesmcgee: The Mayor!
 Pheonix888:   
 e_bloc: no one deserves success more
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 pleonasticTautology: and ben told us last night during galactic racer
 Strebenherz: he never kept they've kept him in the basement
  Juliamon: Live-to-tape, so expect players to be in chat sassing themselves
 Dog_of_Myth: Gavin knows Magic a bit.
 PharaohBender27: The bus comes . . .
 iris_of_ether: 
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 PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether 
 NotCainNorAbel: so much swearing
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
 ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FriendlyPlumpHawkMoreCowbell-fQJ5aEztq__5r4Ns
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