Crossing the Streams || TIME 4 BOOTY

 LunarJade: yahar
 GapFiller: hai Heather
 LunarJade: hows everyone doing today?
 BusTed: 🏴‍☠️
 Its_VeeBot: Piratey
  corianderd: ahoy hoy
 Its_VeeBot: heather and cori in the chat, what shenanigans will they get up to
 LunarJade: oh yo ho ho
 TehAmelie: i'm okay. been catching up on sleeping
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Last Pirates: Die Together) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
 LunarJade: mateys don't forget to hydrate, none of that seawater go get yar selves a good drink
 quasi79fu:   Here be the pirates?
 Its_VeeBot: 
 TehAmelie: the sea is unforgiving. stay hydrated and caffeinated
 Its_VeeBot: We come on the Sloop John B...
 quasi79fu: i dont have to walk the plank do I? i can stay on ship?
 LunarJade: The seas be scary out there. Grab ya a cozy blanket or what have ye and settle in for a fun time with the crew!
 TehAmelie: is the plank wheelchair accessible?
 quasi79fu: hai chat n hugs
 quasi79fu: Hai tehamelie n hugs
 LunarJade: shit that ya was suppose to be "ye" dang keyboard typos
 TehAmelie: sup
 Its_VeeBot: What do you do with a drunken chatter, what do you do with a drunken chatter, what do you do with a drunken chatter, ear-ly in the stream-ing?
 quasi79fu: so uhh i dont know this game
 quasi79fu: can it be explained?
 LunarJade: it's about pirates and booty
 TehAmelie: i didn't register the "ya," it just seemed like Italian pirate slang
 quasi79fu: not necessarily in that order right LunarJade
WriterRaven flops into chat, awake at the cost of gardening
 WiJohn: @Its_VeeBot Spin the wheel and then ya ban 'em, spin the wheel and then ya bab 'em, spin the wheel and then ya ban 'em ear-ly in the streaming!
 Its_VeeBot: One must first be a pirate before ye can find the booty
 Its_VeeBot: arr
 DeM0nFiRe: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
 Its_VeeBot: I will not rephrase no
 quasi79fu: I..i uhh im just joking around..you can uhh tell me to stop if you want
 LunarJade: I expect everyone in chat to be talking like a pirate. Don't worry if you can't type it out I'll apply my mind filter as if you were anyway.
 LunarJade: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, my favorite pirate is Chinese and I don't speak Chinese because she was a pirate queen so there's a problem already
 TheAinMAP: 
WriterRaven: @LunarJade Aye aye, it were yer birthday arrrfter all.
 quasi79fu: So be the crew of this vessel ?
 NimrodXIV: there's a lovely training video on talking like a pirate too 
 quasi79fu: who i mean..i cant type
 quasi79fu: blech
 TehAmelie: my pirate role model is Pippi Longstocking, but i can't be talking Swedish in chat. . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or alternately "ramen" because then this might be a service to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
 quasi79fu: whobe sounds like a pokemon..i think my autism is going offf
 quasi79fu: Omg hai guinepig and hugs friend
 TehAmelie: 
 calculated_uncertainties:   
 Sheikun07: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 quasi79fu:  
EbDorian: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 quasi79fu: hai pharoah
 PharaohBender27: 
 LunarJade: oh no the chat is full of sirens. Cover ye ears! Don't let them sway thee
SaxPython: I was going to ask What's good pre-game chat, but I'm too late
 betweenmyself:     
neisan2112:     
 JKBalch:  
 lamina5432:    
 quasi79fu: i want to go swiimin
 lamina5432: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the hairiest gherkin
 quasi79fu: jumps off the ship to find the sirens
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 PharaohBender27: @LunarJade 
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 TehAmelie: been trying to watch Knights of Guinevere all day but there's so many happier, more easily digestible things to do with my time. hooray for streams
 red_shoes_jeff:    
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Helloooooooo
 TehAmelie: (it looks like a hella good show though)
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 aClonedPickle: yarr
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 Linzington:    
 quasi79fu: are sirens meant to have really long tentacles and squirt ink? asking for a friend?
 Sorator13: @quasi79fu don't kinkshame them 
 quasi79fu: haahhahaha
 MAPBoardgames:   
  corianderd: @Sorator13 but DO inkshame them
 TehAmelie: sirens lure you with whatever you want most, maybe you wanted takiyaki?
 DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness for Ativan
 quasi79fu: lol amelie
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MAPBoardgames: I see shapes and beats when I hear this song.
 quasi79fu: surfacing
 TheAinMAP:    
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 Linzington: oh yay I forgot new intro
 quasi79fu: hahahaah i love this intro
 MAPBoardgames: I love the unhappy Serge in the spooky scene.
 quasi79fu: Hai Ben
 Sorator13: the spooky bits are great, yeah
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 exeJayce: hi Ben!
 PharaohBender27: 
 quasi79fu: ahahahahaah
 TheMerricat: Shirtless Mondays! WOOHOOO!!!
  Juliamon: That was a choice you made
 SnackPak_: for the rest of time
0x6772: This week Wednesday too!
 James_the_Dabbler: Shirtless in Seattle
 Jillexie: Ben living the dream.
 Diabore: get too look at tummy*
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 Kramburger: I came in here at a weird toime
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 TheWriterAleph: you made your choice. and now we all benefit
 ArdCollider: Man-Tummy Mondays
 raulghoulia: not next monday
 MalFnord: Could always reshoot it?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Should've read your contract closer
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Every monday for the rest of time, Ben will be shirtless
 KaleidoscopeMind: be proud of it!
 gualdhar: I didn't even realize, let me rewind brb
 tehfewl: you say that like its a bad thing
Uniclonus: Time to fix it in post
 MarkovDescendant: Have to? We GET to see Ben tumtum
 ContingentCat: Don't threaten us with a good time
 Sorator13: I consider this a positive, not a negative, but YMMV and that's valid
kusinohki: meows
 betweenmyself: Nothin wrong with a lil tumtum 
 Strebenherz: Shake it, own it 
Cozy_Canadian: And THAT, dear viewer, is the TRUE meaning of Halloween.
  Juliamon: We've seen more of other crewmemebers who shant beej named, no need to be ashamed
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: me?
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 quasi79fu: hai juliamon and hugs..im behaving and you are aawesome
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AggressivePopularSamosaSoBayed-lDvjDsylY7k2xD7I
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s me!
 MAPBoardgames: I got my Spoopifer shirt! 
 DigitalSeahorse: merchant dice!
 Sorator13: I-
 MAPBoardgames: !venga
  LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
 ShaneLeeAtk: The wife is currently wearing Maximum Spoop
 quasi79fu: the bus is Coming
 exeJayce: yay almost time for DB!!!
 Diabore: never heard of it sell me on it
 MacbethSeemsSus: bus is coming
 AugmentingPath: desert bus, starting in 5 minutes
 iris_of_ether: Bus bus bus bus bus
WriterRaven: The Bus. Is. Coming.
 Nigouki: it's happening to all of us
jpost042: bus is coming
 wjmck: bus is coming
 BraveOthello: A small amount of time
 RatherLargeToad: Desert Blas.  Skrib doon!
 DaxStrife: BUS IS COMING
 MrGibberish: Bus is coming
 ButButTheJesus: SOON ™
 BraveOthello: BUS IS COMING!
 magentajune: Bus o'clock! Soooooon.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @LRRbot I've not seen that one before, I love it
 TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (4 days from now)
 SymphonySolstice: hey I heard there was butts
kusinohki: I'm going to miss too much of DB due to tropical van...
 Strebenherz: Y'all some gremlins and i'm down for this
 TehAmelie: "so, what shall we die for?"
 wjmck: voice audio is low
 DigitalSeahorse: a very quiet arrrrr
 quasi79fu: hahahahaha
rogerivany: I was going to guess Jordynne
 betweenmyself:  
 IanAllenBird: that sounds about right
 DaxStrife: You got paid for it, that's why.
 wjmck: (other people's voice that is)
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: HAHAHAHAHA
 SquareDotCube: Toad Mode is just your form of goblin mode
 alexsteacy: shirts vs skins just got a lot more complex
 betweenmyself: Ben’s shirtless body is visual white noise at this point
 BraveOthello: Hopefully the code being visible is not a problem?
 red_shoes_jeff: Beej has three shirts: Nintendo, Polo, and NONE.
 TehAmelie: top grades for the name Long John Cena
 raulghoulia: butt forward
 betweenmyself: ohnoWigglebutts
 ContingentCat: !findbutts
  LRRbot: Behind you.
Caffine1138: well yeah. you gotta get dat booty!
 quasi79fu: ghost shark
 KaleidoscopeMind: glass sharknado
 Getter404: GLASS SHARK HE LOVE THE FAT KID
 DigitalSeahorse: I wanna be a female presenting skin shirt
 MAPBoardgames: You are really just piloting a mecha made of bone with flesh armor.
 ButButTheJesus: DAT ONE THING ABOUT GLASS SHARK YA GOTTA KNOW
 A_Dub888: Good evening friends, how's our booty?
 Getter404: He in dat DEEP watah dat DARK watah
 quasi79fu: oh gahd
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 wjmck: oh god
WriterRaven: @MAPBoardgames Yarr, be ye one o'the landlubbers who thinks there be a skeleton inside ye?
 quasi79fu: uhhmmm
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 SnackPak_: that is a choice
 SymphonySolstice: oh no it's wet
 DaxStrife: Is that Bartleby's Cousin?
0x6772: Speaking of shirtless…
 IanAllenBird: pshh glass shark isn't that old, it's only........ 12 years
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Bitterness: This is the opposite of REPO's cute guys
 TehAmelie: good thing everyone hydrated
 betweenmyself: So salivary 
 quasi79fu: cori is nake
 gsyhiap: All the way to the tonsils huh
7gorobei: cyclops kraken
 TheWriterAleph: this is quite unsettling
  Juliamon: oh no, they're rabbid relatives
 MacbethSeemsSus: What muppet is each person
 TheAinMAP:   
 Strebenherz: showing butt on stream
0x6772: Is that the right number of eyes for a squid?
rogerivany: You can pet the Kraken?  10/10 game.
 Dog_of_Myth: !butt
 quasi79fu: it jiggly
 IanAllenBird: oh they're so floppy
 SymphonySolstice: ohhhhhh ivegotabutt
 Sorator13: white is cori, blue is heather, orange/brown is alex
 gsyhiap:   
 betweenmyself: All butts all the time 
 Khalahd: da booty
 DigitalSeahorse: it's your booty!   
 TehAmelie: now to make a Silent Hill creature
 Sorator13: I'm not sure if I like how noodly your arms are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus No, REPO is Muppets. This is Garbage Pail Kids or some nonsense equally cursed
kusinohki: "I like how the butts touched" - jacob
 quasi79fu: why are there arms noodles
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote butt
  LRRbot: Quote #3960: "In the butt is just worth more." —Cori [2017-02-08]
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElegantFragileStorkPanicVis-ycG9U_ROUzEqpwwg
chaos5896: They call me Max. Gluteus Max 
 Nigouki: everyone is quieter than Ben
 MAPBoardgames: Ѡ Ѡ Ѡ
 quasi79fu: he just sleepin
 TehAmelie: he napped too hard
 CaptainSpam: The style looks like "What if we combined Spongebob with Rabbids" to me.
 AugmentingPath: yeah, no way that whole thing could fit inside a person
 Kentosaurus: that skeleton doesn't even have a butt
 Nigouki: wait why IS that skeleton normal
 gsyhiap: Just waiting for his breakfast
 RatherLargeToad: it’s one of the Simpsons aliens
 PharaohBender27: KRAKEN DOES NOT CONSENT
loufghyslaufey: They lost me at "trip" & i ask, over what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the kraken what you need to feed the treasure to?
loufghyslaufey: Or from what...?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pirates, notoriously bad swimmers
 lamina5432: kanazuchi
 SymphonySolstice: 339 cents
 SymphonySolstice: ez game
HavenDragon: i mean... he wanted to give you a smooch. not his fault his mouth is underwater
 TehAmelie: being able to swim is the pirate equivalent of being born rich
 gsyhiap: So is this Repo, but with pirates?
kusinohki: strechy arms, can't swim, pirates....  nope, doesn't sound familiar at all...
 quasi79fu: yikes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HavenDragon Ben tried to give smooch without explicit CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: that Squall comic Graham wanted
 quasi79fu: land shark
 Marenai: this is cursed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ghost land shark
 betweenmyself: 339 cents!?!  Clearly the penny has not been retired in this land 
jessicaengle: woob woob woob woob
SaxPython: The Floor is Ocean
 TehAmelie: one good apple
 MacbethSeemsSus:  
 ani_laurel: so this is REPO but pirates?
 TheAinMAP: 
7gorobei: baby groots cousin
 SymphonySolstice: hi germaine
 gsyhiap: It's Pip!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Must touch the apple
 quasi79fu: hahahahaah
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenCredulousSoymilkStrawBeary-qZIXlI8UibEoc6WS
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: can you bang up a cent to make it worthless?
 AugmentingPath: "it's like repo but shark" sounds about right
 TehAmelie: penny i guess the word is
7gorobei: shark tooth fairy
 MacbethSeemsSus: They lose money when you hit them? What are these action figures?
 BraveOthello: So this is just REPO but pirate themed
 GasCityGaming: dang sharkothy
 quasi79fu: omg yasssss
 Mazrae: Teef are money
WriterRaven: 10/10 game
 gsyhiap: Perfect
  Juliamon: game good
 Sorator13: excellent
 quasi79fu: what was that
 BraveOthello: @Mazrae So they're Ork piratez
 TheMerricat: now quick steal everything, she can't see you!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZanyJoyousShieldHassaanChop-W4J12goL-fw2x_W-
 gsyhiap: Floor is ocean
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ben is going to keep jumping the shark
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Floor is shark
 quasi79fu: omg that scared me
 quasi79fu: who is screaming like that
 Khalahd: Puffin away
 A_Dub888: !findquote sahrk
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Heckhoundbolt: I think if you open the chest it can scream
 A_Dub888: !findquote shark
  LRRbot: Quote #2944: "Fuckin' shark dick up in here!" —Graham [2016-07-13]
 TehAmelie: it's like a singing bass but cool
 DigitalSeahorse:  smoking isn't cool
 MacbethSeemsSus: I keep expecting the Big Enough cowboy with that scream
 AugmentingPath: you lost 10 cents
 TehAmelie: a tooth is worth almost as much as a pocket watch. they must be in high demand
 DigitalSeahorse:  zyletol flavored candy is coooool
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 betweenmyself: Multi-coin grabbing functionality! 
 SymphonySolstice: butt: intact 👍
 BrowneePointz: looks like a trebuchet?
 MacbethSeemsSus: you can upgrade your butt?
 quasi79fu: oh this is so detailed
Desruprot: 
 betweenmyself: Can ya play like cards on each other to level them up? 
0x6772: Just shimmy on in there, I guess
 Heckhoundbolt: bottle worth money
  QuixoticScrivener: butt swap
 A_Dub888: oohhhhhh I've got a butt
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time for butt science
 SymphonySolstice: fresh butt!
 quasi79fu: new boooty who dis
DMGlol: stealing your booty
 gsyhiap: That is an extreme alternative to just wiping
 quasi79fu: monke want bananana
Scarbble: that's a jacked rabbit
 MacbethSeemsSus: That rabbits so biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: how sad, even back in pirate times your healthcare access is dependent on your booty
 ShaneLeeAtk: That butt is busted
 DeM0nFiRe: Even the fresh butt is clearly broken, it has a crack
 DigitalSeahorse: a jacked rabbit
 Mazrae: Was that a Jacked rabbit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'ts very vascular rabbit and the monkey might be mad about the cymbals being taken away?
 Nigouki: Do Not Capitalism The Monkey
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 ArcOfTheConclave: 100 months, that's almost 99 months!
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 NightValien28: tickle the ivories?
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 NightValien28: yeeeeeeeeeeee
7gorobei: toss a coin to your chimper
 NightValien28: ben ben so talented
Mai_Andra: spin the wheel~ 
 NightValien28: can you put the monkey on the pot?
 betweenmyself: Hall of the Mountain King!?!  Who’s getting shot? 
 Vinewood_OG: @Mai_Andra  
 Sheikun07: I wonder what kind of cursed doll we'll find in this game?
 BusTed: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself Let's Nope has had a weird conditional response on all of us
 Strebenherz: small and cute.  it's gonna kill someone isn't it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ButButTheJesus: friendshaped!
 Nigouki: can't wait for it to eat you in one bite
 gsyhiap: He just a little guy!
 niccus: would you feed *this* guy to an elevator?
 TehAmelie: 
 DigitalSeahorse: just a lil guy
 A_Dub888: inb4 hamster's BEEG TEEF
 MsMarkarth: Ben and any little rodent.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A little hamster dude!
 quasi79fu: yikes
 BusTed: 
 quasi79fu: RUNNN
 SymphonySolstice: 
 TehAmelie: shoggoth!
 DigitalSeahorse: man fish
 DigitalSeahorse: fishman
 quasi79fu: i think there be monsters here
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 tyrsredritehand: Yar
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 gsyhiap: The fish man cometh
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 Heckhoundbolt: two whole dollars
 PharaohBender27: Those are some tough tassels
 MacbethSeemsSus: Me, watching the movers move my stuff
 quasi79fu: BEn lol
 TheMerricat: a 'team' game. 
 BusTed: he's goin' fishin
chaos5896: after all, why shouldnt Ben?
 TehAmelie: lift with your. . .noodly appendage
chaos5896: >:)
 MsMarkarth: That isn't an attack, he's Jazzerizing
 gsyhiap: 
 NightValien28: that is a fancy ass anchor
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bob, who inlaid the anchor with a ruby?
 SquareDotCube: And a timer
 niccus: better hold on to that butt.
 gsyhiap: the left half or the right half?
 A_Dub888: @MacbethSeemsSus I know a guy
 TehAmelie: can you poop with half a butt?
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I've only been listening while I cook and I love everyone's names 
adept_nekomancer: I think having half a butt means you can now do things half-assed.
 PharaohBender27: @gsyhiap Or is it upper vs. lower?
 Alzharade: Donflamingo Donquixote?
 DigitalSeahorse: half booty = boo
 DigitalSeahorse: or ty
 PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Wouldn't it be boc? 
 gsyhiap: @PharaohBender27 All I'm confident of is that it's probably not the front
 Driosenth: but of Vecna
 BusTed: just like real life
 NightValien28: hmm fresh butt
 ButButTheJesus: new butt!
 NightValien28: that is so clever and funny
chaos5896: XD
adept_nekomancer: Butt re-installed
 TehAmelie: you'll never have to buy new pants
 Nigouki: if only irl bottom surgery was this easy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Das Booty
 Dog_of_Myth: Butt 2.0
 Dog_of_Myth: Boo that broom
 DigitalSeahorse: @PharaohBender27 c implies a letter fragment that isn't easy to find in my keyboards
chaos5896: oh no, it has menache
 ButButTheJesus: not ur butt!
 DeM0nFiRe: He sucked your butt right off!
 GhostValv: I have no butt and I must scream?
 DigitalSeahorse: they took your booty!
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ben) [now] He sucked my butt right off!
  LRRbot: New quote #9691: "He sucked my butt right off!" —Ben [2026-10-19]
adept_nekomancer: I wasn't told there would be butt vampires
 Khalahd: Alex was caught red handed, it looks like
chaos5896: @Juliamon 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrailHelplessStingrayGingerPower-QUGCyHkA652nadQq
7gorobei: invasion of the butt snatchers
 A_Dub888: They took his butt//off
 Heckhoundbolt: YEET
 MacbethSeemsSus: I never expected the butt sucker to suck me!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Those sure were sentences Ben just said.
chaos5896: yo, new butt dropped 
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WriterRaven: Yaharr, he took me butt... off!
 Decaped: the butt economy is booming
adept_nekomancer: Rebuttification successful!
bbblehh: I just tuned in and I'm terrified???
 TheMerricat: Chat, I think they swapped butts.
 gsyhiap: There are gonna be so many butt highlights in the next highlight reel
 Rhynerd: I think so too
 codatski: The arms are so wibbily...
ekplayscards: hey gamers 
 GhostValv:   
 ButButTheJesus: aww happy kraken
 Nigouki: I love our tentacle overlord
 TehAmelie: this kraken is crackin
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: Aww the kraken has a chain
ekplayscards:   
 A_Dub888: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BusTed: 
 SymphonySolstice: NOO
 SymphonySolstice: he's smart it's over
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CarelessEnergeticThymeKlappa-MAjOxR7pikLHHr96
 Dog_of_Myth: Pirates learned a new trick
 Heckhoundbolt: when the enemies uses their knees, it is terrifying
0x6772: One question answered, at least.
 gsyhiap: CA-CAW!
 codatski: Gives away your position potentially?
 GamerCat88: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PleasantTentativeDiscTF2John-hpkQRGYBFSJgmh4K
  Juliamon: One question answered, several more raised
 MacbethSeemsSus: At the time I thought it was weird in Pirates of the Caribbean when Davy Jones asked for "100 butts" but now I see the vision
 betweenmyself: Nobody wants to be friends with the screaming bird  
 PharaohBender27: Is it really an outhouse if it's inside?
 SymphonySolstice: it's an inhouse
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 betweenmyself: Is your poop valuable?  Call now and we’ll send you a free testing kit to find out!
 gsyhiap: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
WriterRaven: My crabbages!
chaos5896: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongSavoryBeaverPoooound--BuSNZoWjzAvq120
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 Strebenherz: CRAB
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, pinchiesssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Vinewood_OG: @betweenmyself "You Can Smell Everything" now in theaters! 
  Juliamon: crab pot crab pot
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LazyNeighborlyLapwingPicoMause-WTrs6R1o76NdcA70
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 BusTed: 
 gsyhiap:  Focus time!
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's enough
 SquareDotCube: I feel like a floating anchor is antithetical to its purpose
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz:   
 gsyhiap: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Heckhoundbolt: buy butts
 Redbassist:  
 SquareDotCube: monkey porter!
 ButButTheJesus:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bartender, a round of butts!
 Welbog: I see we are playing a serious game this evening
 GasCityGaming: super cereal
 DigitalSeahorse: slap da booty on da table!
 SquareDotCube: *discord butt butt emote here*
 Nigouki: some ASS-embly required?
 Heckhoundbolt: why are Alex’s eyes red
 SymphonySolstice: bite my shiny metal ass!
chaos5896: i thought Cori's butt was on backwards XD
 SquareDotCube: !findbutts
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 ButButTheJesus: @Nigouki thank you for that
 gsyhiap: 
 CastleOtranto: Cursed image
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Morrigan9: surprise limbo pole
 gsyhiap: F
 DigitalSeahorse: @Heckhoundbolt maybe he was crying earlier like me or perhaps hay fever
 SymphonySolstice: F
BrindleBoar: buttectomy
 TheAinMAP: 
0x6772: "Muscle Rat & the Snake in the Mornings"?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulShinyDillTTours-zibjIwSvB1oZtp5p
 Diabore: Oh no the carry is dead
 codatski: The flappy hinged mouths and eye expression in REPO are very hard to compete with
chaos5896: i just saw Alex's name 
 DigitalSeahorse: you got bummed out
 BusTed: 
 gsyhiap: Gotta find some fresh booty
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MIMICS OH NOOO
bbblehh: I really love the sudden realization of "OH THAT'S NOT ONE OF US"
 ghyllnox: Yeah, we can hear that
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm good
 Strebenherz: tired but alright
bbblehh: Chillin
 GhostValv: aight. you?
 Strebenherz: hm.  i should do pokedle
 brainbosh: I think its just one of the hand grab sounds that is very very similar to screenshot click
 dumbo3k: sick but alright
 ButButTheJesus: i'm okey i'm getting vampire survivors trophies
 betweenmyself: Back hurts a lil, but okay otherwise
 Strebenherz: hope you feel better soon @dumbo3k
 codatski: Working on a final project for my class so blehhh
 BusTed: 😬
 PharaohBender27: Same
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can't skip blood day
 circusofkirkus: human?
 ghyllnox: How's your blood
adept_nekomancer: Blood type: red
WriterRaven: Yarr, I be tired. Spent me mornin' mowin' lawns.
Mathwyn: I think thats the sound of people opening chests etc
 Nigouki: blood type B for Ben
EvilBadman: You have to ask them.to do a blood type test
 gsyhiap: Blood type: wet (hopefully)
 DeM0nFiRe: My blood is too busy helping me do human work for it to go off and do blood work
 DigitalSeahorse: they tell you if you donate blood
EvilBadman: Like they don't do it by default
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can ask them for your blood type, you also find out if you donate
 EmsLeigh: I only found out my blood type when I donated some of it
 circusofkirkus: did you pass your blood test?
 niccus: can you fail a blood type test
  Juliamon: There's a bajillion blood tests, you have to specify
EvilBadman: At least that's what my doc told me
 ghyllnox: You can test for a lot of different things in blood
 MacbethSeemsSus: We're a little concerned your blood is orange
 Athelgar: if your bloodtest comes up hemolymph you have bigger problems lol
 tehfewl: O Neg gang rise up!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: If you donate blood like with the Red Cross, they’ll type it and you should have it on your record
Mathwyn: Perfectly normal fluorescent green blood
 circusofkirkus: GP? Like Grand Prix? They haven't had those in years
 Nigouki: phlembotomist: "This blood is delicious!"
 Athelgar: A+
 tehfewl: ye
Cptasparagus: I wouldnt want to get a zero minus
 randombillfolds: Your GP or your HP.
 Sethalidos: but did they bleegh? If so I got bad news for you Ben
 DigitalSeahorse: wait do any of you have a GP?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: O- is Universal donor.  AB+ is universal recipient
 e_bloc: I have the mythic bloodtype, B-
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 SymphonySolstice: big snek
 Hangedman: i feel like all the monsters and things have counterplay that doesn't involve fighting, which is cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Me too!
 SquareDotCube: I think the snake is poison
 SquareDotCube: sorry, venomous
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, A- for me. One of the rare ones.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The other nice thing in REPO is that your "arms" can't get stuck on stuff
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig  
 TheNerdWonder: the gold butt does special things
 Heckhoundbolt: when you reattach the butt, it heal but takes a revive it seems
 brainbosh: Butts do need a patch, mine has a crack in it
 e_bloc: honestly I only know because I donated blood a few times
 Sethalidos: why is Cori so echoey?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've tried to donate blood but the first time I didn't weight enough in high school and the other times I was anemic
 TehAmelie: i know cause when i was young i assumed i'd grow up to be an X-Man so i was curious if my blood was somehow special
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe I'll ask next time I go in cause I've misplaced the donor card that tells me what I am (at least I think it did)
 e_bloc: broadcasting live from the grand canyon
 SnackPak_: that's some solid little kid logic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That's kind of rad
 e_bloc: why do we look like mr. peanut and a fish had a kid
 Kramburger: Welp
 niccus: wow, it's multiclassing
 DaxStrife: Butts: the Bloodening
 Kramburger: Nope rope!
 ButButTheJesus: bad noodle!
 Hangedman: seems like you can maybe drag the snake off other people
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Cptasparagus: the floor is -lava- snake
 DigitalSeahorse: floor is sneksharklava
 e_bloc: noted snake-hater Ben Ulmer
 DigitalSeahorse: only snakes on a plane
 TehAmelie: are your snakes not allowed on the table? 
 SquareDotCube: so is it frying pan time?
 ButButTheJesus: reminald listen, reminald goodboy
Mathwyn: "Try Jumping"
 e_bloc: that art is choice
Mai_Andra: At least it isn't 'pieces of eight' - hope you learned octal counting
 SquareDotCube: fooken rahh
 e_bloc: gotta be at least six inches
 SnackPak_: whoops
 Heckhoundbolt: you touched it
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 TehAmelie: i think the cauldron lost 2/3 value on the way
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sheikun07: No not the sketti
 comrade_cards: Mods mods help my juice mods
 Kramburger: Sketty doesn't belong on the floor ben
HavenDragon: ma's sketti?
 betweenmyself: Noodle arms *and* butter fingers.  What a shame
 e_bloc: @betweenmyself mmm butter noodles
 Heckhoundbolt: either the bit is how cheap items are or this is colonial times where 100 cents was worth something
 e_bloc: very glurp of them
0x6772: Maybe a more durable butt?
 Twilight_Spark: Buying a fat butt real 20s energy.
 MacbethSeemsSus: The top level butt should be the Sir Mix a Lot
Cptasparagus: get this man a butt, STAT
 Khalahd: No cauldron?
 DigitalSeahorse: must be my butt
7gorobei: take two cheeks and call me in the morning
 gsyhiap: well guess you're hand carrying everything this round
 e_bloc: this my butt.  there are many like it but this one is mine
 TehAmelie: a fat butt is great. the only downside is, you'll be the first to be eaten in a shipwreck situation.
 SnackPak_: is this art?
 TehAmelie: this looks like a Monty Python homage
 BusTed: the ol' /fishslap
 DaxStrife: "/me slaps you with a big trout"
 noSmokeFire: is there fall damage in this game? no reason
 TehAmelie: hoist the main jib and whatnot
 Strebenherz: not wrong
 DaxStrife: I was just thinking of the horrible FF14 jumps
 goombalax: we're back at the golden
bbblehh: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
varmintx0: I thought you were gonna say we crave bigger butts
 DeM0nFiRe: Nah this looks better than FFXIV jumping puzzle, it looks like you can adjust mid air
 Pixel_Quark: Oh god the hours I spent this summer failing the ship jumps
WriterRaven: Heh, I was literally doing one of the Dawntrail jumping puzzles earlier to see if it would be a good photo op...
 ghyllnox: 
 betweenmyself: I think it’s pronounced “Destiny” 
 e_bloc: the only thing I like more than  first person platforming parkour is literally any other type of gameplay
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 ghyllnox: o7
 Strebenherz: oh god it looks like you did the splits on the way down too
 Decaped: probably a sweet hat in the crows nest
 Toxxick: Just checking: Gravity still works!
 SnackPak_: 2 hours of parkour? its just like Mine o clock
 hatboozeparty: SLAP
 TheAinMAP: 
 betweenmyself: Be great if there’s a single penny at the tip of this climb
 Strebenherz: buttslap of saviing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: you got this
 Pixel_Quark: something so cool, like a single sightseeing log location!
 DigitalSeahorse: what if at the long platform you climb up the same pole you're on?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 e_bloc: now the game truly begins
 SnackPak_: o7
 hatboozeparty: F
 Dog_of_Myth: 07
WriterRaven: F
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 ghyllnox: F
 e_bloc: 100 100 100
 Toxxick: Im gonna laugh if theres a portal at the top that just takes you back
0x6772: Can't stop now!
 Dog_of_Myth: This time you got it
 TehAmelie: does Cori have fishscale pants?
0x6772: Just one more try.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehhehehe
 Pixel_Quark: do it
 betweenmyself: 
 SnackPak_: this is the one
Mai_Andra: hehe... "behind" 
 A_Dub888: after all, why shouldn't you?
yianniannianniannianni: No way he falls this time
 LordZarano: Sunk butt fallacy
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: or sunk booty
yianniannianniannianni: *this time
 Kramburger: That was a test run
 SnackPak_: lol
Mai_Andra: sunk, but fallacy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, this seems like a very booty forward game...
 Mr_Horrible: so we're not letting Ben up into the crow's nest, is what I'm getting
 gsyhiap: Didn't count, only lost 68 health
 TheAinMAP: 
 Heckhoundbolt: and now he has the fat butt
WriterRaven: A family-sized popcorn bag counts as a personal popcorn bag.
 Toxxick: This crows nest is neither ADA nor OSHA compliant
 A_Dub888: wait, 200hp??
 ButButTheJesus: "farts!" practicing for db i see
 TheNerdWonder: we may have stolen Heather's fat butt
 noSmokeFire: an advanced bbutt
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Lost exactly 100
 betweenmyself: I don’t want to accuse Ben of being a booty-hog, but…
0x6772: @A_Dub888 Picked up one of the power-up butts.
 Drasvin: Was a good butt
Mai_Andra: 
 Heckhoundbolt: a crisp $20
 DaxStrife: Something something pirates, something something "booty."
 BrowneePointz: i'm betting 3 nickles and a ham sandwich
 TheNerdWonder: all butts are not alike
 e_bloc: unfortunately Canadian
 BrowneePointz: nickels*
 niccus: and then you have to carry it back down without dropping it
 shendaras: Are you going to have to carry whatever it is back down?
 TehAmelie: i did ask earlier if the plank was wheelchair accessible. . .might have been asking a lot
 Mr_Horrible: a box with a little flag that says "BANG!"
 e_bloc: its like the gold room of the sierra madre
0x6772: Not dead!
 betweenmyself: Head bonk
 ghyllnox: One more?
 Mr_Horrible: soon to be just a dream 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 gsyhiap: Ben out here losing all the butts
 codatski: Did some serious damage to your butt there Ben
 Mr_Horrible: but we wait with baited breath regardless
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 Mr_Horrible: fell directly into a butt
 ghyllnox: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LordZarano: Inb4 it's a cosmetic
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ghyllnox: 
 Decaped: *baited butt
 BusTed: 'cheevo get
Mai_Andra: chievo 
WriterRaven: @Decaped *jebutted
 TehAmelie: falling on a strange butt is better than falling on your own
 e_bloc: look ma, top of the world
 DigitalSeahorse: what if you grab what you're jumping towards?
 SquareDotCube: ben can you crouch jump?
 CaptainSpam: Now, we're sure this is worth it.
yianniannianniannianni: He's out
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Yo ho wo ho, a pirate's butt for me...
 betweenmyself: He fall on his keys! 
0x6772: How will Ben learn? He's never punished!
Mathwyn: Game just handing Ben free butts!
 SquareDotCube: jump then crouch
 SquareDotCube: like in HL2
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: the payoff is gonna be great
 Hangedman: i want y'all to succeed but also i'm really hoping they'll all just go silent at one point and you only find out why when you run out of butts
 ghyllnox: Is anyone else not getting audio from the stream or just me
 e_bloc: literally do not have a pot to piss in
 betweenmyself: Good forward thinking bringing so many butts on this mission
 gsyhiap: The payoff is gonna be butts
 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox I'm hearing audio
 Diabore: Is ben solo again?
 Strebenherz: @ghyllnox there's audio for me
 ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Alright ty
 noSmokeFire: @ghyllnox that's you. is the tab muted?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can't keep getting away with it...
 Strebenherz: check if twitch muted itself, it likes to do that sometime
 Mr_Horrible: Last Pull Magic
 ghyllnox: @noSmokeFire No, unfortunately, I'll troubleshoot
 circusofkirkus: "waisted"
 Dog_of_Myth: Not a waste if it's entertaining
 Mr_Horrible: I want you to look up, when you're there, Ben
 noSmokeFire: asses to burn
 DaxStrife: Booty to thick? It's weighing you down?
 ghyllnox: There we go
 Hangedman: the power of the iron butt
 Mr_Horrible: because it *looks* like you're hitting your head
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How???
 gsyhiap: Ben's butts are on fire
 e_bloc: can't spell ass without 'mass'
 Mr_Horrible: I'm thinking you're bonking on some piece of geometry
 PharaohBender27: Is the butt full?
soulessgamer: Is this the Gamer's Fallacy?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The immortal Iron Butt.
 codatski: I'm with Mr Horrible, I believe you're hitting your head on some geometry with that jump
 dumbo3k: This is the for realsies last time right?
GreyThey: I joined like 15 minutes ago, so as far as I know, this is the entire game.
 DigitalSeahorse: or maybe a wider butt helped you land
 Strebenherz: playing with a caked out butt and dying to a jumping puzzle.  i think this is just ffxiv
 Mr_Horrible: doing a central shimmy like that is *never* easy in first-person
 Micalovits: Yup, just ben jumping falling is what I know
 Micalovits: Lot of falling
 Strebenherz: XD
 ghyllnox: 
 gsyhiap: More like falling simulator
 Vinewood_OG: Something something thicc asses have more HP
 Mr_Horrible: Kugane Tower but somehow with  worse collision
kusinohki: human fall flat??
 Mr_Horrible: and also first-person, I guess
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Mr_Horrible: oh christ
 e_bloc: the best to ever do it
 DaxStrife: New PirateBooty?
 DigitalSeahorse: what now?
 Mr_Horrible: slow and steady, matey
0x6772: New background music too?
 Mr_Horrible: time is irrelevant, only glory matters now
 betweenmyself: Dramatic music is dramatic
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyChillyPoultryRickroll-ohQ3rJ-g1V8uljkS
 ghyllnox: To your right Ben
 Mr_Horrible: that's such a high jump...
kirealx: i am nervous for you
 Mr_Horrible: I'm scared
 Dog_of_Myth: Looks like it
 Mr_Horrible: safer to test, at least
 CaptainSpam: This seems like a poorly-designed pirate ship.
yianniannianniannianni: You got this
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 okay, we had the same thought.  been lazy clipping but that made me chuckle xD
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingAmusedCodNononoCat-baG6sjeNlX7D1sw9
 circusofkirkus: Checkpoint? I thought this was Crossing the Streams?
yianniannianniannianni: The greed
 Mr_Horrible: feels makeable
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 e_bloc: things people say right before they do not make that jump
 ContingentCat: Yeet
 MrBevers: I agree
 Micalovits: Yolo
 Mr_Horrible: risk it for the biscuit I say
7gorobei: go for it
 A_Dub888: one of those feels like a trap and I can't figure out which
thedepthandbreadthofseth: This stream brought to you by 1990s alternative band The Butthole Surfers.
 ghyllnox: \o/
 e_bloc: no butts no glory
 Strebenherz: ALMOST
 ContingentCat:  
 Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna fuckin' lose it
 betweenmyself: The CLENCH is real! 
 Diabore: Who built this ship?
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore A sadist
trainpants: Scarier than most lets nopes
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Boon_33: mom's spagetti
 TheNerdWonder: it would really suck if they rang the bell just before he reached the top
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 ButButTheJesus: I'm reminded of my Turok jumping days
 ContingentCat: Knees weak?
 e_bloc:   
WriterRaven: Now we're into FFXIV Moonfire Faire jumping puzzle territory... XD
0x6772: Yep, that one's too far. Just have to climb all the way back down, I guess.
WriterRaven: F
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
JEAP89: 
 Mr_Horrible: tragic
 Strebenherz:    
 GhostValv: o7
 ghyllnox: o7
  Juliamon: that sure was it
 e_bloc: 
 Mr_Horrible: o7
bbblehh: Welp
 ButButTheJesus: 
 BusTed: 
 ContingentCat: O7
 empyreon: 
HavenDragon: ooooooof
 Heckhoundbolt: you did great
thedepthandbreadthofseth: O7
 gsyhiap: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DaxStrife: o7, valiant effort.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MrBevers: o7
 lamina5432: f
yianniannianniannianni: The walk off
 Nashlake: o/
7gorobei: hurbis
 Strebenherz: I irl saluted at that
 Vinewood_OG: In the arms of the angel.....
thedepthandbreadthofseth: o7
Cptasparagus: Antia Butt
 Dog_of_Myth: Good effort though
 SymphonySolstice: icarus' butt flew too close to the sun
 DigitalSeahorse:  
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Anita Butts.  The last great platform speed runner.
 ghyllnox: 
 ContingentCat: Didn't believe hard enough
GreyThey: So....now that that's over - what is this game?
 ArcOfTheConclave: was there anything actually up there?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PolishedPoisedGazelleAliens-xCCrl_HlV7JkHpfI
 Heckhoundbolt: the best part about a game this obscure is that I have no idea what is at the top
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Cptasparagus: g a m e r
 Decaped: Get back in the jumping puzzle, gamer.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The gleeking is SO unpleasant
 ButButTheJesus: Heather has spoken
  Sarah_Serinde: You gotta listen to Heather
 gsyhiap: Well, time to put this butt on the line I guess
 Kramburger: Mum said do your chores
yianniannianniannianni: Rise, rise, rise, rise...
 ArcOfTheConclave: salty runback
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmusedTemperedAlbatrossAMPTropPunch-s5MSybl0aQqMFIUM
 betweenmyself: Now with the adrenaline dump out of the way, zero nerves this time 
 DaxStrife: Well see now you've jinxed it.
 gsyhiap: Famous last butts
 Micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillySincereApeHeyGirl-jlgos82N2lYSYhzZ
7gorobei: sunk cost fall-ass-cy
Mai_Andra: That sounds a lot like hubris...
Cptasparagus: i dont know what a skeleton's ass sounds like
 Pixel_Quark: a skeleton... ass?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What does a skeleton ass sound like?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
glitched_goddess: Definitely had xylophone vibes
0x6772: If there's a monster at the top of this jumping puzzle that would be *hilarious*.
 A_Dub888: todayyyy
 ContingentCat: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Flat
 LordZarano: The gaming news show?
 ArcOfTheConclave: xylophone is the national instrument of the skeleton army
  Juliamon: In the crow's nest, presumably
 Khalahd: Watch the bird be the only reward
Boon_33: when i get that high, my butt screams
 Strebenherz: the bird just pushes him off
 Diabore: so what is the worst thing to find at the top chat?
Mathwyn:  What do you with a stubborn gamer 
 dumbo3k: Jumping puzzles when your feet are slippery is harsh
 MacbethSeemsSus: This game made me picture an F1 pit crew, but with butts for hot swapping
Xafty: if that sound is a bird, just be happy this isnt Rapture-Palooza
0x6772: @Diabore Nothing. Maybe an achievement.
glitched_goddess: You can’t legally call it a crow’s nest if there isn’t a crow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, what does the bottle stat represent?
 CaptainSpam: @Diabore Spring-loaded boxing glove.
 Strebenherz: half a butt
Boon_33: super fragile loot at the peak
 dumbo3k: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Stamina I think
0x6772: @thedepthandbreadthofseth "Endurance"
 betweenmyself: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Stamina
trainpants: I'm engrossed
 Vinewood_OG: This IS the experience
yianniannianniannianni: I'm here for this
 A_Dub888: I'm super invested
 Decaped: Only if you don't get there Ben.
 circusofkirkus: without Mine O'Clock, how else do we get Parkour?
GreyThey: This is my entire experience tonight  
JEAP89: I’ve never been more dialed in
 SnackPak_: parkour is all I know
 betweenmyself: Chat is deeply invested in this now
bbblehh: I'm invested and I want to see you do this
 PharaohBender27: I mean several people have clipped your dramatic fall, so worth?
Xafty: ben, you underestimate how much this is our jam
Mai_Andra: we're all locked in for this...
 ButButTheJesus: i am HOOKED
 Pixel_Quark: having our butts clenched is about as immersed as we can be
 RunicScribe: It's not, this is hilarious
 ContingentCat: We're here with you Ben
 Strebenherz: i'm curious how the others are doing, but i'm down for this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm SO INVESTED
 Getter404: It's fine we'll just switch to another POV
 SymphonySolstice: I need to know the secrets or my evening will be rii
 Linzington: Benjamin we are invested
 SymphonySolstice: ruined*
yianniannianniannianni: I'm leaving as soon as you get it
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm here to watch this make $1
GreyThey: If they keep making money, is there a chance the level just ends as Ben is about to make it to the top?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: World's most unusual platform puzzler.
 Strebenherz: @GreyThey yes
 betweenmyself: Ben gets just about there and the team rings the bell, ending the mission 
glitched_goddess: At least it’s easy to reset here
 thatguysteve2709: It's a safe jump
JEAP89: Are you rushing or are you dragging?
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: yikes
 Vinewood_OG: @JEAP89  
 ContingentCat: Yikes
glitched_goddess: Was so locked in for a moment there lol
 Heckhoundbolt: if you take fall damage, just fall all the way, it seems to make you invincible on the way down
 ArcOfTheConclave: You are the Warrior of Light! You are hope for the jumping puzzles and for all the realm!
 circusofkirkus: thank god I'm in my office
 SnackPak_: that was a clincher
 RatherLargeToad: woot
 ContingentCat: Oh I will
 Strebenherz: clenching butt
 PharaohBender27: 
 gsyhiap: It's 2:30am here, I'm not a monster.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Got it.  Wake my sleeping child.
 circusofkirkus: ???
 circusofkirkus: we go again
 ButButTheJesus: NAURRRRRR
 Decaped: hesitation is defeat
 shendaras: 
0x6772: truly *never* punished
 MacbethSeemsSus: you juked gravity
 MrBevers: the rigging saved you?
 Alzharade: I left for like fifteen minutes, jiminy Christmas.
 noSmokeFire: by the skin of your ass
7gorobei: saved by the riggin
 Strebenherz: i think you bounced off the rigging
 ContingentCat: Again!
 dumbo3k: @Alzharade and like, 5 butts ago
Boon_33: once more into the breach
EvilBadman: Heather did Grimm in archipelago you can do this
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 SnackPak_: 
chaos5896: 
Boon_33: 
 GhostValv: o7
 ArcOfTheConclave: why aren't you just climbing the nice ladder-like rigging to get to the top?
 Hangedman: it's just like mario dune said. 'fear is a-my killer'
Mai_Andra: 
 Heckhoundbolt: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 
0x6772: Well, butts.
 betweenmyself: The pain
trainpants: an ignoble end
 ContingentCat: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: I just realized, even if there is something up there there's no way to get it down safely lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You tried.
HavenDragon: y'all, i have timtams 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Driosenth: F
 DigitalSeahorse: glad I'll be able to hear everyone later
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 iris_of_ether: F
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 
 Vinewood_OG: What if the real achievement were the bones we broke along the way?
GreyThey: So...I still don't know what this game is
 ArcOfTheConclave: what if next level has a different configuration of the jumping puzzle?
GreyThey: I've been here for like half an hour and I don't know what's going on
  Juliamon: GreyThey It's a REPO-like
0x6772: Geez, you'd think with four players working in earnest to load the boat and all those spare butts in the level, they'd be up over 1394 by now…
 circusofkirkus: to buy more butts
 A_Dub888: Is Alex Long John Cena?
chaos5896: correct, A_Dub
 MacbethSeemsSus: @A_Dub888 Yarr can't see me
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben's monster was Gravity
0x6772: And a jumping puzzle!
 e_bloc: I believe Ben is what they call a 'passenger'
 Decaped: Ben was Lost at Sea
HavenDragon: its the butt that counts
 CaptainSpam: You died a slow bludgeoning death by a climbing puzzle.  I think you found the monster. 
 codatski: Not a thought behind those eyes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, One-eyed Willie, Smaug, or the Cave of Wonders from the desert outside Agraba... which hoard do you raid?
 DeM0nFiRe: Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, it's the name of the doctor who died 57 times on a jumping puzzle
 ContingentCat: The real monster is gravity
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 niccus: dying to a jumping puzzle is the dex version of dying to a door
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No takers?  I think I'd go for the cave of wonders.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: For all I know, the lamp and the carpet are just the beginning.
 dumbo3k: 21 cents to go
chaos5896: Smaug
Mai_Andra: imagine if someone had brought a cauldron...
 Diabore: 10 dollars
 Alzharade: Taking anything but the lamp explicitly makes the place melt down.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @chaos5896 Say more.
Critterbot: Gottem!
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: got their ass
Cptasparagus: what I'm seeing is they need a jumping puzzle in Star Wars Galactic Race4r
 iris_of_ether:   
 ghyllnox: \o/
 ContingentCat:   
 TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33:  
 gsyhiap: 
 e_bloc: ice water in her veins
 Decaped: free basketball hoop next level!
0x6772: And then Ben needs at least 4 other butts for the next jumping puzzle.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No cauldron?
 DeM0nFiRe: Hopefully different fluids
 e_bloc: preferably not the same fluids
chaos5896: !break
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 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TalentedDaintyAlbatrossPermaSmug-zdQfZiCWzX9-ZiYO
 Strebenherz: @e_bloc 
 e_bloc: @DeM0nFiRe ah the synchronized brainrot
Mai_Andra: ♫
 DigitalSeahorse:   
NirDine: I didn't know drivethrurpg did sponsorships
chaos5896: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh, cuz fk it, we ball XD
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DeM0nFiRe: @e_bloc 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: time to make sure I know the password to my desert bus donor account
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm looking through the DB merch this year.....there's a lot that's very tempting
 Bengineering:     
 LunarJade:   
 Strebenherz: @MacbethSeemsSus don't forget the avatar collector booster with each prize 
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus I already know I'm getting that coin display tray
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz If I win anything, expect me to show up in the Discord going, "Hey anyone in my area want this booster?"
 MacbethSeemsSus: @PharaohBender27 yeah I've got some cheap plastic stands for my current ones, but that'd be great to display with
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is cauldron a thing?
 TehAmelie: how many booties did we end up spending on the climb?
 DigitalSeahorse: and the stuff for this year isn't even live yet
 e_bloc: I didn't think something non-sentient could be your nemesis
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 fair enough and no shade there
 PharaohBender27: @MacbethSeemsSus My current strategy has just been placing them on my mantle. Also I somehow misplaced my 2025 Gold Coin (for VST work as a GIFsmith), so maybe such a tray would help prevent a repeat of that
 Astrovore: Money see, monkey do
 DigitalSeahorse: lure with coin maybe
 circusofkirkus: permanent finger guns
 PharaohBender27: Ah so Weeping Angels rules
 e_bloc: really snaked up on you
 DigitalSeahorse: play piano and see if he likes it?
 TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: me, trying to pee, while someone waits behind me at the urinal
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Don't you know you'd better... shock the monkey 🎶
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Ugh, that's the worst
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
chaos5896: way to reel em in, Ben
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: for being the best Jesus
glitched_goddess: What about being the best at utilizing a hook? You know, a hooker?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey buddy
Mai_Andra: Ah.  The Whiny Piss-Piss Baby Solution (He fucked off.)
 MDHWrites: So my immediate assumption just from the UI is this is Pirate Repo?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
HavenDragon: do you mean remy?
 e_bloc: are you going to let someone who could jump on your head and hijack your body co-habitate with you
  Juliamon: HavenDragon No, that's his dog 
 DigitalSeahorse:   ratatouille
0x6772: Where does the Kraken keep its "thumbs"?
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah
 e_bloc: 
 DigitalSeahorse: I think it's called cooperation
chaos5896: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Actually, ratatouille was the doctor who created rocks stuck to the ceiling of the cave.  Once it enters the atmosphere, it's considered "sparkling lava."
 MacbethSeemsSus: Typical manager, just screaming when they see you
 DigitalSeahorse: or  
 betweenmyself: The old “five knuckle petting”
 e_bloc: whoever implemented that bird is a genius and a monster
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheAinMAP: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
chaos5896: !hook
 e_bloc: most games you play and don't think about the vast majority of it ever again, but I sure as shit will remember that bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: waesrxfgchjdtrsesd83w4
 ArcOfTheConclave: isn't that trophy for being the best Bait?
 Micalovits: No
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My cats have really wanted to sit on my keyboard recently
 betweenmyself: 
 ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig i was just about to ask if that was cat
 Strebenherz: what kinda cats you got? @Thefluffiestguineapig
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I agree
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz I have 4 of the best kind of cats: all rescues
 DigitalSeahorse: what if we're really quiet near the birb?
chaos5896: @Thefluffiestguineapig mine likes to type spaces with her butt 
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig heck yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: chicken
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos5896 When Freya does that she rapidly exceeds the number of allowed characters in a twitch message 
chaos5896: 
 e_bloc: it costs to be the boss and to be that fly is the same expense
 ButButTheJesus: I'm off to bed, goodnight folks, cats, dogs, etc 
chaos5896: @ButButTheJesus  
Mai_Andra: Can you get a gun?  USE gun WITH bird ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz 2 of them are a bonded pair of sisters who  I've had since they were 8 weeks old, another was a mom and all her kittens got rapidly adopted and people never looked at her and the last one is Wolfgang of the many toes
0x6772: Trampoline + jumping puzzle is OP
 e_bloc:  
glitched_goddess: This won’t ever turn out badly
 Kramburger: His majesty has decided he will contribute? How magnanimous
chaos5896: @Thefluffiestguineapig    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a SNAAAAAAKE
 codatski: Having a distinctly not-beheaded skeleton next to the guillotine is a missed opportunity for environmental storytelling
 e_bloc: I think mimics in these types of games are brilliant
 ArcOfTheConclave: the hook is for being Best Bait.
Cptasparagus: she got mimiced by herself
 Khalahd: Heather got heather-mimiced, you walked past it
  Juliamon: Wow rude
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fetch me my auxiliary butt
chaos5896: thats so rude
 Kramburger: This is why they say hold on to your butts
 gsyhiap: Might not be a one-shot if you've got a fat butt
 Hangedman: might require you to make eye contact with the mimic? it ran right by earlier and it looked like it was headed at someone else
 Kramburger: Real heather is the mean one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger She has the knife clost
 DigitalSeahorse: mimic chests would be fun    \\
 DigitalSeahorse: dam enter key
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Boon_33: crab battle!
 Sheikun07: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 empyreon:   
 DigitalSeahorse:    mimic chests would be fun!
 GhostValv: I guess it's a king crab 
 gsyhiap: Citizen SNIPS!
 GasCityGaming: it's your minion now
 Driosenth: put crab in chest?
0x6772: Ben has crabs!
 Strebenherz: A little peench
 TheAinMAP:  
0x6772: Well, crab.
 TheNerdWonder: use your jumping puzzle skills!
WriterRaven: Crab heard you talking, so you had time to gab. And if you've got time to gab...
 e_bloc: !clip
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  RayFK: CRAB BATTLE
 DigitalSeahorse:    bweh
 SymphonySolstice:   
 iris_of_ether:   
Spritz_T: olilio
 Getter404: oliolio?
 betweenmyself: Close both chests maybe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
0x6772: Alas, didn't quite reach the sub-ocean.
 gsyhiap: This is going well
 betweenmyself: Tapped in the wall?
 Kramburger: Ben's found the backrooms
Spritz_T: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColorfulBoxyBubbleteaM4xHeh-H6tTBmqtNusbI6jk
 DigitalSeahorse: weird
Spritz_T: he likes you
 Kramburger: Can't sneak the snek
Boon_33: mimic?
 DigitalSeahorse: doppleganger
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 gsyhiap: Get carted, chumps!
 Diabore: new pants?
glitched_goddess: JUMPSCARE!
 gsyhiap: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sooo....creep here often?
 KeytarCat: well.  That was enlightening
  RayFK: Slendeeze nuts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hi friend, Just gonna get myself a safety blanket to curl up under
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig hihi!
jakjawagon: can the monkey be hurt?
  RayFK: Bouncing
 Sheikun07: It's there for whimsy, Ben.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  RayFK: Gotta be whimsymaxxing in 2026
 gsyhiap: Jumping puzzle, take 2
 DigitalSeahorse: is it movable?
 Sheikun07: More things need to exist for the purpose of whimsy
 DigitalSeahorse: woop
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
glitched_goddess: Probably introduce the mechanic
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 betweenmyself: Can you drop loot/coins on the trampoline? 
 DigitalSeahorse: kinky
 TheAinMAP: Pillow fight of doom.
 ghyllnox: o7
 gsyhiap: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 GhostValv: whelp
 e_bloc: easy come easy go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Strebenherz: Cori killing Ben in a pillow fight is not something i expected from a pirate game but here we are
 betweenmyself: Pillow fights with deadly consequences
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: the pillow fight was my favorite episode of squid game
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RoundScaryAlmondSaltBae-A_m9GW_uvPrTg-i3
 Khalahd: Exploding cannons vs death by pillow fight, who're the facepalmers?
 SnackPak_: Detectives Heather and Alex will solve this case
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Khalahd 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Of course Heather is communicating with ghosts
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glitched_goddess: Minion with the Pearl earring
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess You're so right
 SquareDotCube: I thought that was sub-Austrailia
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHA
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 gsyhiap: Ben, the Unbounded
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The W+P is too strong
 betweenmyself: Maybe have someone jump to chest from upstairs while elevator is down? 
 ghyllnox: Wonder if you have to gall down there
 ghyllnox: *fall
glitched_goddess: Everyone is here
 betweenmyself: Stoopid Monkey
 Its_VeeBot: I can't for the life of me remember which Adult Swim show was made by Stoopid Monkey
 DigitalSeahorse: No BATTY
 ghyllnox: 
0x6772: Pack your butts!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 betweenmyself: @Its_VeeBot I wanna say Robot Chicken…
 Its_VeeBot: Apparently they made Robot Chicken
 ghyllnox: Surely you should take the gold butt so they get gold from your attempts
Spritz_T: Gambling? I'm in!
 TheNerdWonder: it begins anew
 betweenmyself: Gambling: what am and how do?
 DigitalSeahorse: alas
 DigitalSeahorse: goodbye sweet voices
 MacbethSeemsSus: *kazoo commences*
Mathwyn: "I fell down into burning ring of fire"
 Pixel_Quark: And the Moonfire Faire begins anew
 niccus: putting on maplestory music
Cptasparagus: ~yakkity sax~
 Strebenherz: Alexa, play "Another one bites the dust" by queen please
 Kramburger: Chat, play the clown music
 iris_of_ether:     
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sheikun07:  
 TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 ghyllnox: Very nice on-time "Fuck argh!"
 Kramburger: 
 JKBalch: A cat always lands on their feet, a Ben always lands on their face.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 betweenmyself: @Kramburger     
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's what the reinforced butt is for
 Khalahd: I think it's a tubthumping song time instead
 Kramburger: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PhilanthropicToughAntStinkyCheese-CjOw2gxtx2s5MYBI
Cptasparagus: canarmonkey in the ship mine
0x6772: A monkey in the coal mine.
 PharaohBender27: In before my clip gets copyright claimed 
 Strebenherz: You got this!
0x6772: @Cptasparagus Nah, your versions's better.
 Kramburger: 
Boon_33: surely umpteenth time is the charm
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 SymphonySolstice: something something overcon slow insidious killer
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit, my cell phone is at zero again
Mathwyn: Ben's all washed up now
 Kramburger: No shot
Cptasparagus: you need mom's blessing
 circusofkirkus: too good at singing, not good enough at jumping
 BusTed: I didn't even know that's what you were singing, so probably not
glitched_goddess: You’re out of touch
 Vilun: any chance we could watch someone who's actually playing the game?
Mathwyn: this IS the game
 Kramburger: 
 PharaohBender27: @BusTed Rocky IV training montage music, I believe
0x6772: I do mildly wonder what the inside of this ship looks like.
Mathwyn: There is just some weird side game everyone else is playing for some reason
 coachNelly: i knew what you were singing but i think we're safe from strikes
 betweenmyself: Parkour is the second most important aspect of this game, right after fashion. 
 Sheikun07: Ben has a whole bunch of One Mores.
Boon_33: ben was not done trying
 Vilun: fair enough
 Sheikun07: Just One More #435
 JKBalch: Ben, what have you learned about looking at chat?
 MacbethSeemsSus: One butt, one opportunity
 PharaohBender27: welp
 circusofkirkus: brutally robbed
 SymphonySolstice: there's gotta be a cheevo or something at least for it
 Inspaders: is this the Hingashi jumping puzzle?
Mathwyn: Tossing in the salty rag
 GasCityGaming: is the butt cracking as it takes damage?
 Strebenherz: I mean y'all got copyright mute from fireplace crackling, the autostriker will throw darts blindly as it does regardless 
GreyThey: A pirate towel. Also known as a towel.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out at the top are the towers of hanoi
 Strebenherz: (That still cracks me up that silent ian+cam with fireplace crackles got a bit of it briefly muted)
 SymphonySolstice: o7
Boon_33: o7
Veste: buccaneering and long john cena are both great names holy
 A_Dub888: @Veste you're great
 RatherLargeToad: Non Fungible Trousers
 iris_of_ether: Everyone should be proud of their names tonight
 MacbethSeemsSus: Aww get him back in the water
0x6772: Okay, I take it back, I'm not all that excited about the insides of the ship any more.
 Heckhoundbolt: blobfish really just become known for how it looks as a corpse
 Strebenherz: long john cena made me groan audibly irl.  10/10
 e_bloc: doctor of grogonomics
 Inspaders: why does the lantern emit light like a flashlight?
 Inspaders: is it a directional candle?
 KeytarCat: Alex on the ground retching
 GhostValv: 
Cptasparagus: There Will Be Butts was a good movie
 Strebenherz: new cosplay!
 GhostValv: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 SymphonySolstice: hm! bad
 iris_of_ether:  
 Vinewood_OG: Spongebob extra looking ass
 JKBalch: She looks like Gumbus
 lochnessseammonster: 
 brutusq13: she need some dentures for sure
 Strebenherz: imagine someone just rolling up at a convention like that
 MacbethSeemsSus:  
DarthRagnar815: 
0x6772: Well there *were* teeth at the start
Cptasparagus: oh no Cori's tongue is *textured*
Officinalis: Big, "That's all folks?" Energy
 lochnessseammonster: i don't wike it  
 e_bloc: this is a heck of a game
 Pixel_Quark: it's like those videos you see of the raw feed from cameras used for face tracking
 KeytarCat: My tongue is also textured!
 circusofkirkus: first try
 e_bloc: I was thinking more "human" centipede
 JKBalch: Someone give Ben the cement shoes
  Juliamon: > doubt
 Saintnex: Ben you should do the jumping puzzle 
 Kramburger: Monke
0x6772: I know what you said, Ben, but… that crow's nest…
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm going through the DB prizes to note ones to track. I'm concerned how many tabs I have open
 e_bloc: you wanna play 21
 e_bloc: I got 22
 Its_VeeBot: Gambling? I'm in (confusion)
 brutusq13: what's one more try?
 e_bloc: he's cheating at cards, tell him to return to the city tomorow morning
 Its_VeeBot: "How many jokers are in this deck?!" -Alex, playing Balatro
 GhostValv: B U T T O G O
 e_bloc: butts can be depreciated using the double-declining method
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is cracked means no revive?
 Strebenherz: took a chunk out of it damn
 JKBalch: Sir Mixalot has songs about Ben's butt
GreyThey: So...I have to ask. Is the entire premise of this game based on the old slang term used to mock gay men ("butt pirates")?
0x6772: One go on the jumping puzzle, as a treat!
 MacbethSeemsSus: @GreyThey Hopefully it's because pirates call treasure booty
Boon_33: half your butt you say
Boon_33: jumping puzzle you say
GreyThey: @MacbethSeemsSus That would be much better
0x6772: The DEEP jumping puzzle!
 Getter404: It is, in fact, not a lake. It's an ocean.
 KeytarCat: coffin?  is this a jojo's reference???
 Sheikun07: Gotta watch your staminams
GreyThey: You are now flotsam. Or maybe jetsam.
 quasi79fu: ben broke the game
 JKBalch: Ben is facing upwards at least
 e_bloc: that's bit infringement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mistakes were made
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Keep holding your breath
 Strebenherz:    
Boon_33: gag infringement
 KeytarCat: there was even a shortcut 
 Pixel_Quark: self waterboarding
 Kramburger: This is kinda eerie
GreyThey: "I could be jumping into the crow's nest right now" [citation needed]
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Well, I bet you're wondering how I got here"
 e_bloc: just nod if you can hear me.  is anybody home
0x6772: Oh, maybe emoting will pop you loose
 Strebenherz: no judgement if you just slack/discord message them, since this is just full glitchy
 ghyllnox: Is there a "messaging your coworkers on slack"?
 quasi79fu: welp we live here now
GreyThey: This is pretty grim
Cptasparagus: you're the lady in the lake now
 shendaras: I think they were also watching chat, so presumably they have some idea...
 gsyhiap: 
  RayFK: Hold music intensifies
 Sheikun07: I'll be amused if they're all dead
 quasi79fu: Heather Ben is dum..He trapped himself
 ghyllnox: Heather Ben is trapped downstairs ?
Boon_33: Heather, ben it trapped downstairs under the water.
 Heckhoundbolt: Heather, Ben is trapped downstairs
 quasi79fu: You wont believe how
 Strebenherz: @corianderd ben's stuck
 iris_of_ether: Ben is trapped downstairs
 ContingentCat: Heather Ben is trapped downstairs
 MacbethSeemsSus: Heather, Ben's fine don't look for him
 e_bloc: I kinda hope they can hear him but they're just ignoring you
 ghyllnox: Nooooo
Spritz_T: he asked us for help
 quasi79fu: Heather mistakes were made
 quasi79fu: lol Cori
Ryenji: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BumblingShinyPuffinBrokeBack-Yg3EcwPoyIDQzWX_
0x6772: Two down, two to go.
 quasi79fu: Heather Cori did a OOPS
 Saintnex: Welp
 MrSarkhan: 
 Pixel_Quark: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtisticHeartlessCatDatBoi-iNe8b4hfxz2mZ3_h
 e_bloc: well no one wants to die alone
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jhmv: hello highlight reel
 TheAinMAP: 
 brutusq13: and the sea takes another soul
Boon_33: Ben and Cori are trapped downstairs, underwater
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 Strebenherz: the game having no music up to now, then having this music is killing me xD
 Khalahd: First death by pillow fight, then bathtime
WriterRaven: Cap'n Heatharr, Ben and Cori be trapped downstairs underwater. Methinks they found the subocean.
 magentajune: The bilge claims another!
 iris_of_ether: 
 SnackPak_: lets go Cori
 Sheikun07: Freedom!
 ghyllnox: \o/
 Strebenherz: CORI GAMER
 quasi79fu: omg hahahahaha
 shendaras: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 brutusq13: free from Davy Jones' Locker!
Boon_33: self-rescue ftw
 niccus: streamer thawed
 iris_of_ether: Cori you *absolute gamer*
 NimrodXIV:  
 TheAinMAP: 
 magentajune: Cori! Our heroine.
 quasi79fu: clip that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CORI IS A GENIUS
Boon_33:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now go back and get the loot
 iris_of_ether:    
0x6772: All that for 22 cents!
Boon_33: all for 22c
 Pixel_Quark: perhaps a "I have no butt and I must fart" perhaps?
Boon_33: door was there the whole time
Spritz_T: forgetting the money?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyOnerousChoughKappaWealth-iaKjH6q7ND5g7RXa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is truly the GOAT
 magentajune: Always swim with a buddy!
 gsyhiap: Buddy sys-swim
 DeM0nFiRe: Maybe if Cori took jumping puzzle practice as seriously as Ben she could make it
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 Stormgod519: Damn that's a lot of months
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CookieMom: The most horrifying experience of your life *so far*
 e_bloc: that was some nutty putty ish right there
0x6772: So, but… time for crow's nest, right?
Cptasparagus: thats the Gum Gum fruit from One Piece
 ghyllnox: Is it a fruit?
 lamina5432: devil fruit
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Pixel_Quark: quite the looker he is
 brutusq13: he has all of the teeth y'all need
 JKBalch: What happens when you put a butt on the ghost pirate head?
Boon_33: there's one in the crow's nest /s
 e_bloc: that's a quote
 Stormgod519: B L O B
 A_Dub888: !card noggin whack
  LRRbot: Noggin Whack [2BB] | Kindred Sorcery — Rogue | Prowl {1}{B} / Target player reveals three cards from their hand. You choose two of them. That player discards those cards.
 e_bloc: Ben's gonna have nightmares tonight
 PharaohBender27: So no joke, there is a coworker of mine who has said "I wish [person] would be slapped with a wet fish"
 Pixel_Quark: who wouldn't wish their worst enemy to be slapped with a wet fish
 e_bloc: smack my fish up
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Singenmeister: “Nightmares of the subocean” is an adventure  book Adam would read.
GreyThey: @e_bloc The Cod-igy
 e_bloc: @GreyThey 
 BusTed: ew
 DigitalSeahorse: EERIE!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 e_bloc: inflation
 TehAmelie: it's a lucky coin?
Mathwyn: @Singenmeister "A Let's Nope Adventure Gamebook"
 Getter404: Sonic boom?
 e_bloc: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
WriterRaven: 
 Sheikun07: I wonder if the ear is attracted to sound, like people talking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe Heather can do the jump puzzle?
Cptasparagus: this reminds me of Thumb Wars
 DigitalSeahorse:  yup
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CogentEnticingPoxFrankerZ-BT3YCv_IbtZVS5KC
 PharaohBender27: If Heather gets it it will be peak highlight material
0x6772: But the crow's nest, Heather!
 e_bloc: 
 Strebenherz: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Strebenherz: !store
  LRRbot: The LRR store's Vault has cycled! Relive cherished Lava Bears memories, or put Spoopifer on your body to ward off Adams (or, if you would prefer to attract Adams, nab the new Ringside tee)! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy something?
  RayFK: Hi Heather
 LunarJade: hi chat
 LordZarano: !alex
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 Strebenherz: !desertbus
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/GJUiJ5GvZhQ . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
 MacbethSeemsSus: Except Wednesday
 lamina5432: gnight
WriterRaven: Bus is coming!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - know who else is great, RayFK
 PharaohBender27: 690  I tried so far, and climbed so far, but in the end I fell onto the ship deck 
  RayFK: How dare
0x6772: So, one more solo run, for the crow's nest?
 SnackPak_: one for the road
 dumbo3k: Dinner, or glory?
 Strebenherz: 200 jumping puzzles go brr
 brutusq13: bonus stream: just jump puzzle
 PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (4 days from now)
GreyThey: Bonus stream of you just trying to get to the crow's nest
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Is anyone really all that surprised Jordynne is playing a Vampire related game? Game: Vampire Therapist) at Tue 01:00 PM PDT (17:02 from now).
 Strebenherz: jordynne bonus yeah
  RayFK: (not me)
 SnackPak_:   
 DigitalSeahorse: I probably would have switched to everyone on discord audio for the whole thing so we could watch Ben succeed at his goals and still hear everyone else freaking out
 e_bloc: no idea what that is but it sounds great
 DigitalSeahorse: yay garbage tomorrow!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Bus. Is. Coming
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 PharaohBender27: 
 lamina5432: a bit buggy
GreyThey: What are your top 3?
 LunarJade: I'd put REPO above this but maybe this one for someone who wants a little less spooky of a REPO
 magentajune: Thanks for the stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 PharaohBender27: Also we do need that ship jump puzzle conclusion . . .
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 LunarJade: night chat!
 PharaohBender27: @LunarJade Yeah that scans
 DigitalSeahorse:  
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