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LostThePirate: so close
ShaneLeeAtk: Bee. Woo. Bee. Woo.
LostThePirate: Wheeeee
TXC2: CONTACT
Getter404: Push notification says Send Codes, stream description says last night's CTS, I have confusion
Juliamon: Good news: it's neither
Sethalidos: is bonu streamo'
Molladia: Nows my chance, to ask Jordynne why Eddie and Volt?
JKBalch:
Bonus Stream! 
jadielady: hey y'all
shushu2539: !findquote bonus
LRRbot: Quote #7539: "I gasp in shock as a bonus action." —Nathaniel Kiss [2021-03-22]
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
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Crad0k: @Getter404 twitch is just... hilariously bad at notifications, every live email i get has the prior stream's details
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
TXC2:
I've had notifications from twitch off for years now, I just learn the schedule 
tyrsredritehand: Oh this was a fun game!
TXC2: oh there is music, just faintly
LostThePirate: Yeah, I just permanently have a tab with the schedule page open, refreshing it every few days when I want to see what specific game is being played for something, lol.
Molladia: @TXC2 and slight crackling of a fire
Anubis169: oh boy... here we go...
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frameshifty: is this going to be a vampire for therapists or a vampire that is a therapist?
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Molladia: @Molladia or a chip packet
TXC2: Molladia oh really, thought that was mine
Manae: So interviewing vampires, then *fixing* vampires?
TXC2: Here we GO!
Micalovits: Goated intro, goated streamer
tyrsredritehand: Psychoanalyzing vamps
EvilBadman: what up gamer
Anubis169:
WAH!! 
Anubis169: TEETH
TXC2: Hello Jordynne
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho!
ContingentCat: Jordynne! hi!
GhostValv: wowie
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Krektogar: Jordynne!
goatprince: i sence a gamer
tyrsredritehand: Ahhh a vampire!
Earthenone: happy first solo stream
frameshifty:
ContingentCat: the teeth are very good
Crad0k: @TXC2 it's a good thing that twitch isn't owned by the same company who hosts a depressingly large percentage of the internet, these little slip-ups would be embarrassing(!)
Getter404: BALLOON!
DoodlestheGreat: Spoopy!
DeM0nFiRe: 🎈
Xed_Regulus: A month & a half too long!
raulghoulia: only need 98 more
TXC2: Crad0k right?
lightfut: We flying
Rafgmorais: ballooon
TheAinMAP:
public_key_reveal_party: Hooray for doing it scared!
ContingentCat: desert bus, subathon, close enough
goatprince: it's called follow-through,
Earthenone:
was he recommending this game or just therapy? 
Getter404: Oh no, not Troy!
TXC2: Dear Jordynne, have you had an hair cut since the Desert bus kickoff stream? I ask solely for my sanity
EvilBadman: It is great
ContingentCat: sounds good here
TXC2: Music is fine so far
goatprince: you're #balanced
Firewhiskers: "That vamp needs therapy." Gothic psychiatry!
Thadrin46: Music could come down a little imo
TXC2: huh, I guess being up means I can see the undercut I missed before
TXC2: anyway...
TXC2: !cw
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Crad0k: we *can* be here to talk about your hair if you want
Boon_33: so they're not going to therapy for no reason.
TXC2:
Dalrint it's a Mortal Kombat finisher 
2 raiders from Wendan82 have joined!
TXC2: Hello Raiders
Wendan82: Hello!
Firewhiskers: Blood is a biohazard substance too. Take precautions!
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
hey_there_Enfys:
100 100
episvont: A bit quiet
Dalrint: @TXC2 Hurling someone out a window directly onto a couch. Fraud is there sitting in a chair, waiting. The lights go out. Only a scream is heard.
LostThePirate: @episvont I was thinking that too
TXC2: !addquote (Jordynne) [now] It's not just a thing that wrestlers and hockey players do that attractive. | on bleeding
LRRbot: New quote #9692: "It's not just a thing that wrestlers and hockey players do that attractive." —Jordynne, on bleeding [2026-10-20]
public_key_reveal_party: Sub notifier might be a bit too loud too
Marvoleath: The alerts are hella loud in comparison to everything else
EvilBadman: Ok, the sub/bit notifier is loud, haha
TXC2: thanks Jordynne
episvont: Thank you
RandomTrivia: What a cool premise
goatprince: this is so rootin' tootin'
Crad0k: @Dalrint making a freudian slip out of freud's *name* is s-tier, even if unintentional
Firewhiskers: Little Bat Street
RandomTrivia: Little bat road
Darleysam: Quincy "sees a bat and starts blastin'" Morris
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type_variable: oh no vampires
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episvont: Dracula: dead and loving it is a great movie
tyrsredritehand: The couple...
Juliamon: goth baddies right away
TXC2: 0 to Goth in 60 secs
Dalrint: Warning: Serious therapizing going on here.
RandomTrivia: 0 to "Jordynne has a minor crisis" in 60 seconds
anosognostic: theyve been watching you and they love your vibe
TXC2: too kinky? so Healthcare?
RandomTrivia:
Micalovits: Nah, germans are kinky af
Dalrint: @TXC2 And vacation days!
GhostValv:
TXC2: Dalrint yeap!
Molladia: Have checked, yes that voice IS Matthew Mercer
goatprince: he won't be wearing it long anyway
Fr0Dough: ttunes in, sees hotties, itts the afternoon, this is too early!
tyrsredritehand: Scare the American
Firewhiskers: Is vampire sweat water or blood?
TXC2: Firewhiskers depends on the shows budget
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH
Cptasparagus: @Molladia I just came in and immediately clocked him XD
Xed_Regulus:
Hello! 
TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus welcome
Dalrint: Sam's idea of a vampire goes to bed by 4 am after enjoying a good book
TXC2: wow this game is TURBO horny
Boon_33: pretty sure they sweat glitter in 1 lore
tyrsredritehand: Sam isn't going to be a sexy vampire in action.
richard_ermen: Out of curiosity: If Jordynne is into Vampires....does she know, that Nighthawks just released= Its also a good vampire rpg.
Dalrint: So wait. This isn't just vampire therapy. This is cowboy vampire therapy
bbblehh: Opened the stream, saw the game, saw Jordynne, immediately thought "Yeah that fits"
TXC2: who drinks moonshine in pints? moonshine is a sipping drink
anosognostic: holy shit its cognitive behavioral therapy the game
Anubis169: where's the electroconvulsive therapy game?
Firewhiskers: @anosognostic That's a different CBT than you'll find in that club
Dalrint: Time for reading!
TXC2: anosognostic I think this game is gonna have both kinds of CBT
Molladia: @TXC2 gotta try harder
tyrsredritehand: It is cognitive behavior and distortions therapy the game @anosognostic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, is this game literally what it says on the tin?
RandomTrivia: Oh he's a big lad
Dalrint: So is the goal to have him miss every single flirt for the entire game?
Firewhiskers: Now now, bouncers are generally friendly folks unless it's late in their shift
anosognostic: cowboy vampire ted lasso
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Firewhiskers Or you’re on the known “no go” list
ContingentCat: ooo lady barkeep
GhostValv:
RandomTrivia: Jordynne speechless count: 2
Micalovits: Mood Jordynne
Boon_33: your fangs are showing
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tyrsredritehand:
Oh Crimson 
Earthenone:
do you feel seen?
Firewhiskers: Do they have Red Bull in Germany
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goatprince: now remember, chat, make sure to clip a bunch of stuff from this stream so that jordynne has to put it into the highlights
TXC2:
Sam's an OG 4 loko boy
RandomTrivia: Just this afternoon I was watching the VoD of Date Everything from the subathon, this feels like an appropriate segue
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 OG 4 Loko got so many students through college
mercano82: Red Bull is headquartered in Austria, so they probably have it in Germany.
TXC2:
Firewhiskers and the hospital
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NoxStryx: Can a man speak poorly of themselves?
Boon_33: we're the rootinist tootinist therapist east of the Mississippi
TehAmelie: good evening. how are the vampires?
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TehAmelie: in need of therapy?
ContingentCat:
Dalrint: That explains bert's ears
TXC2: hello TehAmelie Vamps are HORNY today
mercano82: Is there an Ernie?
RandomTrivia: This is plush
Marvoleath: Bert does look like a Nospher, if we go by VtM
Thadrin46: The music low key slapped
goatprince:
YawnLance:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: For Matt
Dalrint: Therapist, shrink thyself.
Firewhiskers: If he's 3000 years old is he Mesopotamian or something
enbyKriss: 100% AGREE
TehAmelie: Andromache means man-maker. i guess Andromachos is just the masculine version
anosognostic: get ready to recieve, sam
TXC2: counterpoint the beast should have looked like the beast
goatprince: devastating
goatprince: 'uppies!'
Getter404: He's been riding horses for 200 years, he's earned it
Darleysam: Ferengi voice - "v-mails"
Firewhiskers: How long until we get a "Frontier Psychiatry" joke?
Dalrint: He's just being humble, that's fine
TXC2: Darleysam I can hear that in Quark's voice
Darleysam: @TXC2 same here!
goatprince: just people going to other people's houses
CodeIndigo: @Firewhiskers Never, it's all in your head. Purely psychosomatic.
Marvoleath: @Firewhiskers given the name, probably ancient Greek
RandomTrivia: Oof
tdapenguin: dude, in a world with vampires, there would be some vampires /with/ ADHD!!!!!
kristian_fischer: He had trouble with "distortions" but not "cognitive", huh?
kristian_fischer: Hi all.
TXC2: tdapenguin isn't that what "we live in the shadows" all about?
TehAmelie: the important part of therapy is having precise terms for how you're messed up
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
tdapenguin: @TXC2 oh, point!
TehAmelie: ha, the game called me out
Thadrin46: Assamite confirmed
RayFK: Are these vampires... woke?
Firewhiskers: Is he one of those vampires who eats a different one of the Four Humours than blood?
TXC2: is....is the moisterizer blood?
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 Probably just the plasma
RandomTrivia:
Earthenone: classic marky
type_variable: Good ol Marky Mark
goatprince: markeeeee
drewm1022: And the Greeky Bunch.
YawnLance: Oh?
RandomTrivia: rofl
YawnLance: OH
enbyKriss: This game is amazing
RandomTrivia:
TreeVor84: oh my
RayFK: Jordynne gonna get TOS'd on the first stream
tyrsredritehand: Not surprised.
RayFK: Good job streamer
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Sethalidos: I mean he's not wrong
HavenDragon: i fucking love Andy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also he’s not wrong about Roman views about sex, slightly exaggerated but
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Sethalidos Same brain cell 
Earthenone: does death come for "us all" arent they vampires?
TXC2: Earthenone Vampires can die, rather famously so
Boon_33: @Earthenone being immortal under ideal circumstances isn't true immortality, they'll always have the threat of death hanging around.
devinesq: Lol at the AO3 comment XD, dying over here
Micalovits: He could control me all he wants
enbyKriss: I mean, I was also thinking this is prime shipping material right there
Thefluffiestguineapig: It being between hubris and Nemesis doesn’t quite make sense to me. Overconfidence and your worst enemy
Firewhiskers: OH NO
TXC2: "fun" story, the Earth will die before the Sun does
TehAmelie: he defined nemesis as self-pity, which i guess is one definition
ContingentCat: whoopsie
ErynTzun: They had adoption in ancient Egypt?
TreeVor84: I mean, what cat parent hasn't wanted to destroy the world once in a while?
TXC2: ErynTzun the cat distribution network is eternal
TehAmelie: you can drink blood THROUGH a straw man
TreeVor84: @TehAmelie Lol nice!
TXC2: cheevo get!
TXC2: what Bank is 3000 years old?
EvilBadman: We're doing all this guided training and then we're gonna start treating like Nandor the Relentless or a Malkavian
Strebenherz: Good afternoon y'all.
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
TehAmelie: i was trying to work out how old the oldest bank accounts giving cumulative interests could be the other day, i narrowed it down to 400-800 years
TXC2: "you have a therapist, but does your therapist have a therapist?"
Strebenherz: The mix of voices. Hot Butter on toast, and also "howdy y'all". Damn.
YawnLance: Uhuh
goatprince:
RayFK: Your work is making jokes
Micalovits: I'll make them for you
goatprince: you ily the illiad
TehAmelie: just like Andy in The Old Guard :3
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TXC2: you can dance if you want too
Strebenherz: From my few minutes in so far, we seem to be playing Oliver adjacent character?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can leave your friends behind
anosognostic: hotline miami ass song
NorthstarTex: Oh my...
GhostValv: hell yeah
TXC2: what kind of cave has a hob tub?
NorthstarTex: nobody expects the luxury apartment in a cave
Strebenherz: A good one
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ErynTzun: How does one get electricity inside a big mountain?
RayFK: IS THAT MERCER
Micalovits: It sure is
andysoo89: … time to pick up rock climbing I guess
TXC2: RayFK sure is
CodeIndigo: MATTHEW STOP BEING SEXY AT THEM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK Chances are high
TXC2: CodeIndigo he doesn't know how!
TreeVor84: I feel like I shouldn't have this on while I'm working. lol
Strebenherz:
Tuned in like 5 minutes ago, has the whole game been like this? 
TXC2: no wonder Andy is losing money on this place
Micalovits: Preach
TXC2: Strebenherz more or less
Thefluffiestguineapig: I vibe with that
NorthstarTex: excuse me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: CONTINUOUS
Sethalidos: they remind me of the two Germans from Super Troopers
TehAmelie: only one kink room?
TXC2: it's Tuesday Kitten
LostThePirate: 🤣
Thefluffiestguineapig: ENTHUSIASTiC
ContingentCat: CONSENt
Thefluffiestguineapig: CONSENT
Scarbble: lmao
Strebenherz: MISSOURI MENTIONED?
Marvoleath: !findquote consent
LRRbot: Quote #5003: "You don't just sniff someone's butt without consent." —Molly [2018-05-23]
Armoric: Y'know, for people all about consent, they're REALLY pushy with him.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 60% of this stream is just great clips
LostThePirate: No, he def looks like Manson
Strebenherz: We have David Bowie at home
richard_ermen: I love everything about this.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Armoric Yeah, at an actual reputable kink club they would have been thrown out
TehAmelie: i want to say Robert Smith fan
Juliamon: DON'T SAY THAT
NorthstarTex: SAM NO!
CodeIndigo: NOT YET
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EscherichiaCole: SAM NO
TXC2: DANGER DANGER !
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO NO SAM
goatprince: keepin' it professional
noSmokeFire: I'm glad Matthew Mercer is having fun
EvilBadman: The coast guard?!
hayhaiya: THE COAST GUARD?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But yes an actual written document is correct
ErynTzun: Wtf
ErynTzun: QuickTime bite?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do you need the coast guard Jordynne?
lightfut: Enthusiastic consent, you say
TehAmelie: that belt sort of gets in the way
TheAwkes: #Gamer
RayFK: The panic is real
hayhaiya: Possibly too enthusiastic of consent
noSmokeFire: there need to be at least six different minigames like this of increasing complexity
lightfut: Put in the soup you say
tyrsredritehand: Ya, this mini game is bad
ContingentCat: wearing a collar when you're looking to have your neck bitten seems like mixed messages
richard_ermen: I have so many questions like....are you supposed to bite through ther neck belt??
Anubis169: ya might have to click on it with your mouse
andysoo89: … I’m not sure that’s how anatomy works
TXC2:
I like how Jordynne gave a content warning at the start, yet she seems the most squeamish
Juliamon: This is bullshit
Armoric: They're really getting their rocks off at his expanse at this point.
Micalovits: There was a skip button at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: @richard_ermen It’s a collar, I assume the other person or she has the leash
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Rantling: Weeeeeeeee!!!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: A mail server?????
richard_ermen: "My sugar bat"???
ErynTzun: Very confusing the blue ones don't seem to line up
enbyKriss: I'm not sure I like being able to speak German anymore
TehAmelie: sugar vampire bat
lightfut: Yeah that mini game was sketch
NorthstarTex: WITH A TV!?
EvilBadman: We need more bunk coffins
Brozard: I've known a few macho andros in my day
YawnLance: A wood crisis, huh?
noSmokeFire:
and there as only one coffin 
ErynTzun: That was like a Japanese hotel pod only Vampire
Sethalidos: Jordynne, it's the vampires that are supposed to be thirsty
TXC2: SHots fired!
hey_there_Enfys: Twilight reference, check
NorthstarTex: Banger of a reference
TXC2: hey_there_Enfys could be a Buffy reference
TehAmelie: Twilight dunk, too
hey_there_Enfys: @TXC2 Fair
hey_there_Enfys: Vmail.
enbyKriss:
Andy's so sweet omg 
TehAmelie: i mean, at that point you should ask what you're living forever for, if it's using up other people
RayFK: Stop talking shit about my friend
NorthstarTex: I feel called out (negative selftalk is a bitch)
goatprince: and you were also dressed like a cowboy
hayhaiya: I expected to drop in for 5 minutes and I have found myself hooked by this game
TehAmelie: bitten, so to speak?
TehAmelie: "before, i could only ride"
hey_there_Enfys: Don't shoulda on yourself, man
Anubis169: Why waste time? Procrastinate now!
TehAmelie: extrinsic pressure will tend to make us go "fuckin make me"
TXC2: never lament that you could have started earlier, celebrate that you started at all
hayhaiya:
Ah heck this game just uh pointed something out about my adhd internal thinking with this last distortion... 
Armoric: Should take on a date is extrinsic.
tyrsredritehand: Elder vampire polycule?
Armoric: "Surely if I was a narcissistic using psychotherapy to manipulate people, my partner would be able to tell you I'm bad."
TXC2: "I should take her out" "do you want too? or do you feel obligated too?"
Darleysam:
winning at therapy? 
Boon_33: therapy battle, it's kindness wars all over again.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I've heard of this game
LostThePirate: Very Ace Attorney, but therapy instead of interrogation
Anubis169: Where's the years of study and life crippling amount of student debt?
Lysander_salamander: they're vampires
tyrsredritehand: Andromachos is very Elder Brujah
enbyKriss:
I kinda wanna argue with the "you won't get therapy from this game", this is genuinely helpful to gently teach you to identify thought patterns 
especially when you are denied talk therapy / unable to access it
NorthstarTex: bro needs to learn about the metric system
TXC2: a litre is A LOT of blood
TehAmelie: it's about the regular volume of an adult stomach
beowuuf:
a litre is two stingy pints
Lysander_salamander: oh hey, nice teeth
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should get some new teeth for the season
TXC2: hello Cori
TehAmelie: hi Cori
Lysander_salamander: nicec
NorthstarTex: "hear me out, he can fix me"
RealGamerCow: fixed or fixed(eye waggle)
tyrsredritehand: Another Brujah!
Lysander_salamander: Isn't the voice actor who played Asterion from Baldurs Gate 3 in this?
TXC2:
is this a Supergiant game? what with everyone being hot?
type_variable: he morbed??
Lysander_salamander: like a civet
GhostValv: D:
RealGamerCow: Just My Summer Cars it
TXC2: Bye Cori
TehAmelie: Drayne? sounds made up
Lysander_salamander: like that special coffee
Twilight_Spark: It's a state of being.
Lysander_salamander: now that's a funny scene transition
Lysander_salamander: oh my
TehAmelie: just cause the characters are made up doesn't make their problems less real
NorthstarTex: Oh no he's hot!
TXC2: Mister Kenydeeeeee
Armoric: You're not supposed to fuck the patient.
goatprince: oh, i had that hair at one point
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tyrsredritehand: Drayne is a long journey.
Armoric: Label his ass~
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: this is amazing
Lysander_salamander: I have to play this
CodeIndigo: I've known him for thirty seconds and I want to make him worse
Shparky2197: Hello, didn't realise we were live
TXC2: hello Shparky2197 welcome
Armoric: "use the force Luke"
Armoric: He's even showing up as a ghost
Twilight_Spark: Lewd.
Shparky2197: Hi TXC, how is you?
TehAmelie: his familiar is a car?
Lysander_salamander: like those samurai movies, except it's his brains spraying out at high pressure
TXC2: Shparky2197 not too bad, finally had the fire on today, how are you?
NorthstarTex: oh honey, its never that easy
TXC2: addictions don't ever go away
Scarbble: unless......
Lysander_salamander: is he just really into energy drinks?
NorthstarTex: this man is a good bean
enbyKriss: That's amazing!
Shparky2197: @TXC2 Cleaning up after the usual rain of Bogong moths that fall out of my front door every morning. I love them dearly, it's great that their numbers are bouncing back, but we've learned not to lead with our coffees anymore.
TXC2:
so we're in the True blood universe
NorthstarTex: oh buddy...
TXC2: Shparky2197 ha, smart
Lysander_salamander: wow that professor sucks
Lysander_salamander: I've had professors like that. Got me so depressed about the major I was trying to get at the time.
Anubis169: All pessimists say they're realists.
TehAmelie: 400 years is longer than we had very rigorous scientific experimentation, he could probably give himself some slack
Cptasparagus: damn, I do research on blood clotting and I've had almost this exact conversation with my therapist lol
Cptasparagus: hopefully im not this stuck up too
Shparky2197: @TXC2 yeah, but the doggo has taken to nomming on them, out of boredom, and we're not so ok with that, so time to clean up the ones that didn't make it through the door opening and closing.
enbyKriss: As a molecular biologist, I'm so impressed by the amount of detail they put into this
Anubis169: Cptasparagus: I'm jobseeking and got radio silence constantly, I'm having this self-beatup going daily x_x
Anubis169: like for months
Shparky2197: Oh honey, no.
Lysander_salamander: Are there wizards?
RealGamerCow: R U A Wizard?
Anubis169:
so much hugs
hayhaiya: Twitch chat receives therapy through vampire therapy game
Cptasparagus: @Anubis169 luckily ive been employed but i'm aggressively looking for new jobs at the same time, so I feel you there
Lysander_salamander: hmmmmm
goatprince: lol, lmao,
Lysander_salamander: wait hang on
Shparky2197: Hugs for jobseekers, it's rough out there right now. Wishing everyone all the good luck.
Lysander_salamander: resisting the urge to look up fanart of Drayne
lightfut: I thought that sentence would end differently
GhostValv: oof
TXC2: yeah Sam, that's how it works
empyreon: doesn't everyon... oh no
Scarbble: oh no
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Dr. @LoadingReadyRun Jordynne. Is a vampire therapist a therapist who is a vampire, a therapist for vampires, or a therapist who treats people suffering from vampires?
enbyKriss: well, that explains a lot
TehAmelie: i guess then we only have to worry about if the drug has debilitating effects
Armoric: All of it.
goatprince: hmmmmm i wonder what the problem is
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, gee, people don’t also wake up depressed
Gaelan_Maestro: did he invent a vampire anti depressant?
goombalax: "when you're dead" is the perfect time to sleep according to my stepdad
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: excellent.
enbyKriss:
Juliamon: He's right but he shouldn't say it
GhostValv: *bug report* - "there isn't a suplex moron option"
goatprince: this game can be surprisingly difficult sometimes with the options you get
lightfut: He's making good points tho
TXC2: the sensible reaction is too effect change
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah buckaroo
Shparky2197: @CodeIndigo That does seem to be how it goes. I definitely didn't have fun getting better, but it was well worth starting down the path to it.
Angstschreeuw0: hey nice to see you today hf
thedepthandbreadthofseth: no. the world is tragic. but that's not depression. that's sadness. you can make things better.
TehAmelie: my prescription is he should follow Chuck Tingle
CodeIndigo: This world is not beautiful, therefore it is
TXC2: you can not willpower your way out of depression
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
TXC2:
hey Bus you Andy
TehAmelie: roasted
andysoo89:
@txc2 what did I do?
Thefluffiestguineapig: But Andy might praise you if you get them all right
Lysander_salamander: That's like, your opinion, man
TXC2:
andysoo89 you're good 
TehAmelie: hmm i don't see any gun belts on Sam
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hawt!
Lysander_salamander: oh, goes into blackouts? That's not good.
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Armoric: It's his own Jekyll & Hyde potion.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Micalovits: But what if... You where *my* ill bred monster
TehAmelie: Dr Drayne and Mr Phil
Gaelan_Maestro: kinda makes me want to experiment, like tag him and release him into the wild to document tthis
hayhaiya: Oh he's so Jekyll and Hyde
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Jordynne
empyreon:
Shparky2197: Bye TXC, have fun!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Twilight_Spark: Hah because mirrors.
Twilight_Spark: Good joke vampire.
Shparky2197: Relentless positivity is kinda what I need right now. Working in a supermarket, and realising the sensory nightmare that I experience isn't helped by the culture of negativity that we have at work.
Armoric: But you're not doing it for yourself to feel good, tho.
goombalax: gonna go relax in my coffin
Shparky2197: !break
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Marvoleath: !break
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goatprince: time 2 relax in our coughing
Marvoleath: @goatprince the pokemon?
shushu2539: !advice
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TehAmelie: i should buy a boat! that's a kind of should that comes from internal insight, right, it seems good
TehAmelie: hi again
Shparky2197: Aphasia sounds right
Juliamon: Aphasia is word remembering I think?
CodeIndigo: aphasia is can't speak, aphantasia is Jordynne's thing
goatprince: aphasia is difficulty speaking, i believe
loufghyslaufey: Well, I guess
Shparky2197: Ahh, fair
loufghyslaufey: For the fewer of us, anyone know of a therapist for Magic the Gathering in particular?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have stress induced aphasia from panic attacks, it is the inability to speak or form words
loufghyslaufey: Not trying to change the subject, but yeah. "Therapy"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would honestly love to read a series of short stories of a therapist dealing with planeswalkers
Thefluffiestguineapig: And what magic they use
Marvoleath:
exposure therapy done by Ashiok?
BraveOthello: She does not sound like she's from DC ...
loufghyslaufey: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nah, those characters? That lot is their own mess? I somewhat blame them all over Jace. What of the non-bo-sparkers? The therapy THEY Need from such PWs...!?
goatprince: either that or make a noise i can't quite type out in chat here
witchyTQ: of course you do
loufghyslaufey: I... kind of can't(!?) Use, a typewriter...??
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TehAmelie: it's been 132 years. . .wait
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GhostValv: hell yeah
Micalovits: Ghoul!
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie I mean, 11 years isn't anything to sniff at
PipeSmokingOwl: blood, now with SUGAR!
goatprince: ah, this one
TehAmelie: da Vinxi
goatprince:
Lysander_salamander: Oh right, I already own this game.
TehAmelie: i wonder if she's still close with that family
Lysander_salamander: I guess she didn't spend much time in the byzantine empire
goombalax: this 400 years seems to keep coming up
Armoric: That's why Andy is still on typewriters, he knows what new technology can awaken.
GhostValv: Air bud
TehAmelie: was it Fury Road?
Armoric: So she saw a B-movie right?
empyreon: The Bee Movie can have that effect
TheMerricat:
Groundhog day 
witchyTQ: please be twilight
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
witchyTQ: o
empyreon: LMAO
goatprince: 'based on what?' is something she would definitely say
goombalax: samesies actually
Armoric: Control Fallacy?
Lysander_salamander: What people consider "the world" is different depending on where you ware
anosognostic: the florentines and the medicis would lowkey love social media
Lysander_salamander: !store
loufghyslaufey: Hm
goatprince: we should sell a hat like hers
goatprince: everyone clip it
Marvoleath: !store
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TehAmelie: if i was her i'd sponsor some local theater or something. see how you can reach even a few people.
DeM0nFiRe:
The meaning of has been lost because it's on a shirt! (I helped, I ordered it)
anosognostic: she needs to be introduced to drag
Lysander_salamander:
goatprince: imagine her on the judge's panel
TehAmelie: "do you love humanity but hate people?" springs to mind here. like she looks at the collective of humanity and neglects individual action.
RayFK: OH SHIT DAWG THAT'S A CONTROL FALLACY
Lysander_salamander:
CodeIndigo: heh heh, bottom
Micalovits: "cowpoke"?
GhostValv:
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Hey wait, why is that me? Though, it would be more accurate if you replaced people in that sentence with systems
Shparky2197: I like most people, except those that don't care at all about other people, as in ever.
anosognostic: i love the way she says "disgassstink"
anosognostic: lol God does not meet her standards
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
electra310: Are we a vampire cowboy therapist?
TehAmelie: "how is that working out for you?" that's Dr Phil's line, right? but it can be useful
Lysander_salamander: I mean, it existed before Dr Phil
Mattmitchell45: OMG, a Jordynne stream. Excited to watch this VOD back
TehAmelie: it's probably impressive she has learned English
TehAmelie: it's not very widespread in Italy even today
goatprince: i'd be kicking my feet if i was talking to that guy too
Gaelan_Maestro: @electra310 yes
Mattmitchell45: Need my Vampire Motivation coach
Twilight_Spark: Wow, a night of hard drinking just makes it sound unhealthy.
Lysander_salamander: time for some different abuse
Armoric: Yeah, Andy.
Lysander_salamander: I have had so many ai-scam calls the past few weeks
Anubis169: "Hello bot, you are live on Twitch TV"
ContingentCat: lol I just declined one
Spritz_T: oof
goatprince: yeah. yeah.
Marvoleath: Sam gotta learn some patient confidentiality though
Lysander_salamander: Did sam just wake up from topor or something?
empyreon: bumpkin too precious
Shparky2197: @Anubis169 I heard that in exasperated G voice from Qwerpline. I might have a problem
lightfut: He is such a sweet himbo
tyrsredritehand: Paddington Nosferatu
lightfut: As one do
TehAmelie: i missed the start but it seems Sam has been wandering the woods for 200 years and just now discovered therapy
Lysander_salamander: wow
Lysander_salamander: woooow
ContingentCat: wow
Lysander_salamander: His coffin
CodeIndigo: that came out of nowhere
Juliamon: TehAmelie 90 actually
Lysander_salamander: that's ridiculous I love it
goatprince: literate queen
Lysander_salamander: that's a spacious coffin
Shparky2197: Having so much fun and so much learning happening
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Vampires, Jordynne have you seen any of the art from the new Castlevania? Evil Empire dun gave those characters the Hades treatment
TehAmelie: if you practice for 200 years you should be a pretty great actor
Lysander_salamander: ohmy
Lysander_salamander: what if Sam isn't actually a cowboy and is just doing extreme roleplay
Shparky2197: Oh no, I'm pretty sure I was this dramatic when I was 20
ErynTzun: Oh hai, how's the vamp therapy going?
BrowneePointz: That man needs an Emotional Support Top
Lysander_salamander: I need to put him in a clothes dryer
goatprince: me
goatprince: obviously
CodeIndigo: not content with murdering people, he is now murdering hamlet
TehAmelie: we're getting therapizied to the max and meeting a lot fo hotties
goatprince: subtweet? nothing sub about that tweet
Shparky2197: I acted like this sober, I am learning things and it's very uncomfortable.
Lysander_salamander: dom-tweet?
Shparky2197: In a good way, discomfort is how change happens.
BrowneePointz: embossed carbuncle is a fucking BANGER insult
TehAmelie: positively Shakespearian
ErynTzun: That's kind of a burn too lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
RayFK: Bro you good
empyreon:
RayFK: ?
Strebenherz: GIRL HOW
Shparky2197: We'll done
ErynTzun: Self own, gratz
DeM0nFiRe:
empyreon: how's that gas leak?
goatprince: u so silly gurl
Lysander_salamander: shoes can be a fidget toy
lamina5432: really emphasizing the no thoughts in head
EvilBadman: that's some noshoueratu thinking
goatprince: i love that jordynne is vacillating between loving and wanting to shake each vampire
BrowneePointz: Moliere would have words with this popinjay
Lysander_salamander: I wonder what the boss fights will look like in this game
BrowneePointz: He's not WRONG but he doesn't have to be an ASS about it
Shparky2197: Get over yourself, Eddie, my boy
BrowneePointz: how eurocentric of you Kean
BrowneePointz: "no one after me did anything" says the man quoting WARHOL
BrowneePointz: He's like every awful Toreador i've experienced in VtM
Strebenherz: PFT
CodeIndigo: neither do we
BrowneePointz: Really? You don't want any credit for Method Acting?
BrowneePointz: Mr Pompous?
Armoric: His stuff is about the others, Andy said
Shparky2197: There's a good way?
Armoric: So it's a "should" applied to critics
Lysander_salamander: some great voiceacting
TehAmelie: sure, he's the greatest actor in the specific field of acting he's created to contain only himself
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
Micalovits: lol
Lysander_salamander: wow
Gaelan_Maestro: wooooooooow
DeM0nFiRe: wut
SnackPak_:
Lysander_salamander: delightfully stupid
TehAmelie: he IS the gaslights!
ErynTzun: Oh god as if regular Gas Lighting isn't enough we have physical manifestation
lightfut: I know people who use subtext and they're all cowards
Lysander_salamander: The absolute dorks who wrote this
Strebenherz: BAHAHA
goatprince:
ErynTzun: Wat
niccus: ah, horseplay
Strebenherz: what
Armoric: You have a simpleton's wisdom, win him over with your western lingo
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SkylerRingtail: Sooooo many ethical lines being crossed
Lysander_salamander: he's got special powers too?
TehAmelie: a little horsewhisperer
DeM0nFiRe: I repeat: wut
Strebenherz: is he using vampire powers to horse whisperer them
ErynTzun: Why are we pulling reigns on a vampire? Lol
Lysander_salamander: He's a mesmerist too?
Lysander_salamander: That seems unethical
Sethalidos: he's a Ventrue
BastandCider:
Armoric: 'member the consent discussion?
Lysander_salamander: Mind-controlling people for therapy?
TehAmelie: just a little calm down juice
lightfut: This is so absurd LMAO
Shparky2197: I mean, medication probably wouldn't work on a vampire, at least, probably not the way it should.
xantos69: So is game good? Or is game just silly?
xantos69: Perfect.
Lysander_salamander: silly can be good
Lysander_salamander: we need some joy and whimsy
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TehAmelie: he was like 260, but rounding up would probably make him feel more respected. sneaky!
loufghyslaufey: His audience died with Gordon, The Tank Engkne btw...
loufghyslaufey: *Engine
loufghyslaufey: "Oh...!! The indignity!"
Strebenherz: can we get a drama spray bottle
empyreon: "u done?"
loufghyslaufey: Yep. All I can overhear is Gordon, The Tank Engine undertoning...
shushu2539: issues run deep into that vampire's bloodline
Strebenherz: "TAME HIM LIKE A WILD HORSE" xD
Lysander_salamander: oh my
EvilBadman: Yer all right boah
Shparky2197: I'm seeing my internal monologue rebuking therapy, hoo boy. I think I'm somewhat better now, but dang.
ErynTzun: This is so weird
TehAmelie: at least it didn't say "break him"
Juliamon: this is so fucking stupid (positive)
Micalovits: Vampires=Horses confirmed
CodeIndigo: you don't say, ed
lamina5432: I feel like the writing was on the tin
ErynTzun: How do you pitch this game Vampire Horse whisper therapist?
TheMerricat: So chat, how many RL therapists view/watch this game wishing they had horse whisperer powers?
Strebenherz: So like dating sims aren't exactly my thing but i'm hooked? like this is great
Lysander_salamander: Not all visual novels are dating sims
BusTed: very good
goatprince: lol, lmao,
ErynTzun: Oh nooooo
Strebenherz: visual novel i mean yeah
TehAmelie: his weak spot is his taint? ouchies
Strebenherz: "leave that for next session"
ErynTzun: The opposite lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just got home from driving, did I miss multiple clients after Doctor Drain?
ErynTzun: Exhausting is what is was
Juliamon: You missed the Signora and ..this guy
Lysander_salamander: The cowboy goths are fun
TehAmelie: merry goths are the best
Armoric: "We'll set you up slowly, whether you like it or not"
Nathade: The goths? From history?
Shparky2197: Yay! Some W+P as a treat
ErynTzun: Hooray for garbage day lol
Lysander_salamander: Steev
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig I am actively disappointed you missed the client we had to treat like a wild horse
anosognostic: dont talk about clients dood
Lysander_salamander: I hope we get to talk with werewolves
Lysander_salamander: Maybe it'll branch out to other creatures and cryptids
e_bloc: That's right, I'm a full-on vampire
TehAmelie: @anosognostic it's okay, he's not even a licensed therapist!
LiveFaust: Is....is this a violation of patient privacy?
glitched_goddess:
Vampires with no self awareness? We call them the Sabbat
tyrsredritehand: Shovelheads
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Wait...........literally? As in herd them into a smaller and smaller area and you can't physically touch them without sedationa nd special training?
e_bloc: But that's the name of the game
GhostValv:
Lysander_salamander: so many eyes
Micalovits: Love the hairdress
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ready the clipping fingers
tyrsredritehand: She WATCHES
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Like a horse whisperer
e_bloc: Hey what happens in the kink room
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon ..........so in terms of the disgraced show or a behaviorist
SkylerRingtail: There was a kink room scene? Welp, guess I better catch the VOD
Armoric: HEY CONSENT
Lysander_salamander: uhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: If she's an actual psychic then I'm on board
QuixoticScrivener: Have we had any NB characters yet?
Juliamon: SkylerRingtail Only in the loosest terms
ErynTzun: That mini game either needs to go or needs to improve
Lysander_salamander: nyooom
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are there other supernaturals in this world?
Micalovits: Probably
Juliamon: it was more "room with kinksters hitting on us"
e_bloc: Not sure about the voice acting on pan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he ever get his coffin shipped here?
e_bloc: VILF
TheMerricat: So we just 'slept' with our next potential client didn't we chat.
goatprince: uh oh
Lysander_salamander: dang
GhostValv:
glitched_goddess: Ma’am
Lysander_salamander: that's a long time
LiveFaust: Mah girl!
BusTed:
Micalovits: Jessica?
e_bloc: Sounds like someone I know
Armoric: Bronze age while only 1800 years old?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I don't like when kinksters hit on me, as someone who enjoys consent I think there's a level where they should ask if you are interested in flirting first
e_bloc: I can fix her
Juliamon: yeah, Jordynne turned them down with extreme prejudice
CodeIndigo: i sure hope she does
LiveFaust: YEAH she does.
Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
glitched_goddess: MA’AM
QuixoticScrivener: Oh no, she has homophobia.
Micalovits: Damn, those nails
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the actual Medea?
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess she has a pink contact lens
e_bloc: This is the strangest meet cute
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GhostValv:
TehAmelie: nana?
Lysander_salamander: elders
Spritz_T: yeah, she could use therapy
e_bloc:
TehAmelie: and she would turn you into a worm
Micalovits: "I could make little worm clothes for you! And keep you in a little worm enclousure!"
Lysander_salamander:
goatprince: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: She needs to ask before including people in her kinks
e_bloc: Oh she's crafty too
Micalovits: Jordynne about to jumo into a onesie
TheMerricat: Cheese GOOD.
Thefluffiestguineapig: No you may not
Lysander_salamander: yay
BusTed: gaming
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
TheMerricat: Pension Impact!?!
e_bloc:
Juliamon: They just call it Overcharge now
Shparky2197: Oh no, defensive gamer
TehAmelie: explaining streaming to grandpa, difficulty level hard
gsyhiap: pfft, Pension Impact
Twilight_Spark: Red Dead Redemption is an experience.
e_bloc: What
glitched_goddess: She can stream on me…I mean
type_variable: rootin tootin undead shootin
Lysander_salamander: nice
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rustywir3s: lol
TehAmelie: things are so different for streamers with millions of followers huh
Thefluffiestguineapig:
GhostValv:
e_bloc: Onlyzealots sounds wild
ErynTzun: I hate the kind of person who thinks people who played space invaders don't also know what overwatch is. As if 1st and 2nd Gen ppl did not design the games they're playing now or grew up with.
Twilight_Spark: -_-
Armoric: Candidness should be good for therapy shouldn't it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Set another boundary
frameshifty: a little bit of Maude Lebowski here lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Armoric Sure, but only if it is true candidness
e_bloc: She's gonna be so mad when she gets cancelled
TheMerricat:
@e_bloc Can you be canceled when you just eat the people who canceled you? 
schordash:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat When their families are the ones doing the cancelling? Yeah
TehAmelie: i want to make her and the Signora talk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Valid
e_bloc: She's talking about a 360 noscope
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want Hornet to talk to this lady about consent
Shparky2197: Manifest some self-respect, girl
e_bloc: Besides there's more to women than breasts and vulvas
Lysander_salamander: Find new fans!
Spritz_T: sounds like a streamer
e_bloc: @Lysander_salamander Only fans?
Twilight_Spark: This is a lot.
andysoo89: Please worry a bit more about your bloodbags
Juliamon: she's married to her work
e_bloc: She's married to the game
TehAmelie: hmm she could mobilize her followers into like the fifth biggest nation in the world
glitched_goddess: I mean if I had a nickel amirite
Twilight_Spark: A 🦎 ?
e_bloc: Hard to be an irl streamer when sunlight kills you
Shparky2197: Reminded of the reasoning given for why battle magic don't work, wizard do magic, enemy wizard do anti magic, fellow wizard do counter to that, and then army comes along and takes them all out.
Strebenherz: oh she was a bog witch
Lysander_salamander: aw, she was a bog monster? So col
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the head of Kathleen's bog witch coven?
TehAmelie: i would have thought her basis for "machines" was siege engines
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think she wants to beat the machines
ErynTzun: She's not working with the robots in factories though
glitched_goddess: This is getting super uncomfortable for me lol
Lysander_salamander: like you do
Micalovits: Truth
TehAmelie: well there is Iceland. . .
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
GhostValv: D:
Bearudite: sam noooo
TehAmelie: oh no, dabbing is over?
goatprince: you can't be saying that white baby
Strebenherz: "You dab fam" Oh no
BlackIsis: excuse me
Lysander_salamander: There's so much fun tormenting youths by using ancient memes around them
ErynTzun: Wtf
GhostValv:
Twilight_Spark: My therapist prescribed touching grass.
GhostValv:
Strebenherz: PFT
Micalovits: Maybe with consent
Strebenherz: that was fantastic
shushu2539:
Anubis169: Thank yoooooooooooooou
GhostValv: \o/
Lysander_salamander: that was fun. I'll have to see how it goes by playing it
Ashmantle:
TehAmelie:
xantos69:
50 Bits for J!
Lysander_salamander: I bought this when it was first out and then forgot to play it.
Shparky2197: So excited for Bus!
Anubis169:
Can we do this again from where we left off? 
Anubis169: !store
LRRbot:
The LRR store's Vault has cycled! Relive cherished Lava Bears memories, or put Spoopifer on your body to ward off Adams (or, if you would prefer to attract Adams, nab the new Ringside tee)! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy something?
schordash:
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 4061 in the channel!
Anubis169: !youtube
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to MajorQ!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to gragger!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to kireawolf!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to BastandCider!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to brokenpipe!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to MajorQ, gragger, kireawolf, BastandCider, and brokenpipe! (Today's storm count: 17)
Anubis169: !patreon
TehAmelie: i want more therapy with Andy. guess i gotta get the game
goatprince: dongle the bongle,
Shparky2197: Oh, and new Desert Bus shorts dropped!
Shparky2197: Shirts*
GapFiller: Two Shirts!
TheMerricat:
I liked how the game didn't make the vampires 'sparkly good guys, just misunderstood'.
Strebenherz: Store's got good stuff! There's a vault! Get yo vaulted cool shirts ect
TehAmelie: shorts would be unexpected
CodeIndigo: thank you jordynne, rest in peace.... until friday
BusTed: Have a good one, all
GapFiller: !store
LRRbot:
The LRR store's Vault has cycled! Relive cherished Lava Bears memories, or put Spoopifer on your body to ward off Adams (or, if you would prefer to attract Adams, nab the new Ringside tee)! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy something?
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening! Thanks for playing
SnackPak_:
GhostValv: o7
lochnessseammonster:
ContingentCat:
SnackPak_: what a gamer
Strebenherz: hell yeah streamer
goatprince: women can do anything
Strebenherz: NICE
Anubis169: !schedule
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:03 from now).
Shparky2197: Ready to see many bad games!
Micalovits: Maybe even some kicks
goombalax: Vampire: The WHAT?
TehAmelie: in the game, right?
ErynTzun:
I'm ready to see something that is bad, it may or may not be a game.
SnackPak_: bus!
shushu2539: bus! bus! bus! bus!
GapFiller: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
goatprince: just ask james, chat
ErynTzun: Busubusubusubusubusu
Strebenherz: safe travels when you do plane
Micalovits: No one knows what is happening after the bus probably
Juliamon: James probably knows, but he's not telling
Vinewood_OG: Fuckin' nailed it.
ErynTzun: Sleep there will be sleep after bus
ErynTzun:
ContingentCat: PPR is after bus
GapFiller: !ppr
Anubis169: happy 11 years!
Micalovits: Just blame the pointy teeth
ErynTzun:
ContingentCat:
you did wonderfully Jordynne
Ashmantle:
goatprince: they be readin'
SnackPak_: good stream
Shparky2197: Thank you Jordynne, have good rest!
exeJayce:
all Jordynne streams are good streams
Vinewood_OG: you rock!
ErynTzun: You read like a professional Klingon and or vampire with teefs
Arnye1984: Thank you Jordyn
TehAmelie: thanks Jordynne!
GhostValv: o7
Anubis169:
All the best dudette, later later!
Shparky2197: Nice! Bye!
Strebenherz: o7
ContingentCat: Bus nails for bus
ErynTzun:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
schordash:
Micalovits: Bye!
7gorobei: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (41m from now).
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