TheMerricat: So I've only been able to follow the discussion on this character slightly. Is the problem that the gray damage that they do is cheaper than normal damage and so it's just that they have an easier time getting damage I before converting it in 'real damage' or is it just the feel bad that you could have gotten that health back?
TXC2: I'm always real nervous about modding for DB until like the Tuesday, then I've settled in
Micalovits: @TheMerricat Mostly that they do so much of it in a somewhat safe way
Shparky2197: @TXC2 @TXC2 ahh, fair. I was looking at how much I chatted last year in the VST spreadsheet (45th, with 1,478 messages) wondering if I should sign up to be a chat mod next year.
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat the grey damage just doesn't come back very fast, so it kinda feels like a forgone conclusion that damage is already done. This is mitigated once players know to parry his stuff, but he has a lot of other very punishing setups for cheap and does an insane amount of damage on combos without having to spend meteer
TXC2: like he spends little meter to get damage in, also that the way to counter him is non-intuative and kinda boring
Mr_Horrible: YIPPIE
loufghyslaufey: Heck yeah!
TXC2: Shparky2197 usually you have to be a mod somewhere else to be a DB mod
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
El_Zilcho22: Ggs!
ghizmou: gg
jadielady: ty for the stream!
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs, good job today, goat
El_Zilcho22:
loufghyslaufey: But crap! I forgot about OKI being moved up to thursday....!
lochnessseammonster:
WiJohn: ggs!
TXC2: !patreon
Shparky2197: Thank you for the stream!
TXC2: !store
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TXC2: also DB Murch is from the same place
BlindPathfinder: ggs
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, chief
loufghyslaufey: So, two weeks in... do you think Nelson is getting the hang of figuring out Arjun with Luke?
TXC2: !next
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Shparky2197: @TXC2 @TXC2 yeah, that'll be part of the process, and figuring that out over the next few months.
Mr_Horrible: a maerdaer
TXC2: !ppr
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loufghyslaufey: Dang it, Pines!
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Shparky2197: Bye Nelly!
BlindPathfinder: such a busybusy night
loufghyslaufey: Maybe I should just keep up with the VODs at this point of spectating SF6, previously...
ContingentCat: !next
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Juliamon:
TXC2: CONTACT
Juliamon: wrong screen lol
lochnessseammonster:
Juliamon: good stream everyone
idontgetmyrealname: Going offline? On a lrrrmtg stream? More likely than you think
TehAmelie: aloha island friends
TXC2: I never get to see this screen normally
TXC2: there we go
Shparky2197: There we go, now it eight
Shparky2197: Right*
idontgetmyrealname: Going to be weirx not driving home and missing most of this stream today
TXC2: it'll be 8(pm) 2 weeks from now
TehAmelie: going offline, online, it's all the same with the state of php am i right
Shparky2197: Yay, you get to be here for it! Woot, Gront!
Juliamon: so true bestie
Shparky2197: Yeah, I heard that there was php apocalypse happening right now.
Shparky2197: Many sympathies for all working in and with tech today
TehAmelie: it's on the front pages. some front pages anyway
Juliamon: !quote 5991
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TXC2:
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Shparky2197: Yay, Adam and Jordynne, hi!
itira:
TehAmelie: howdy
TXC2: Hello Jordynne and Adam
GamerCat88: meowdy gamers
MrSarkhan: I didn't flinch
Flyingdelorion: Hello Adam, Jordynne, and chat
lochnessseammonster:
Wiliart: Jordynne on a lrr magic stream, that must have been a while.
itira:
Manfred909:
Mr_Horrible:
not the usual suspects, but i'll take it 
v_nome: Adam is here to appeal to the non-famous lesbians.
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Juliamon: It could be anything
Flyingdelorion: Adam: the champ!
Mr_Horrible: a mug to sip from conspicuously after you play a counterspell
TXC2: it's James' job to update that command
GamerCat88: the late shift
ContingentCat: Beej is great
SolarBlitz1: Beej is a soft uncle, like a cardigan
Juliamon: Beej is the most normal person on Zeta
tsp397: After midnight is daytime for Beej
GamerCat88: he will build legos
Robot_Bones: Just watch out for his hooves
Omthebox: Beej is Super Unc
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lochnessseammonster:
itira:
Mr_Horrible: Adam this is not remotely more unhinged than anything from the LN podcasts
Mai_Andra: Zeta is the most chill stream. It's only wild on launch to wake people up.
BlindPathfinder: Mpreg I guess
RoastedGravy: Paul "Certified Milf" Saunders
Omthebox: Beej should be afraid of you
grave2057: CUBE
Mr_Horrible: good way to play tbh
RoastedGravy: Are you going all in on five color Jace?
ContingentCat: that sounds like a great way to play
Flyingdelorion: R we Cubing?
grave2057: cubing
tsp397: Reality Fracture is fun
Mr_Horrible: cube can be fun, but you have to let it wash over you
Juliamon: Just get silly
Robot_Bones: She said fun so close arena i guess
DAC169: I've been hating Reality Fracture sealed/draft
Mr_Horrible: Snowboard Kids voice: "Just GO for it!"
TehAmelie: let's play Canadian cult film classic Cube
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Vandristine: True, anyway, Wow Forever
grave2057: forcing boros will win you some games if that’s the goal
Mr_Horrible:
TXC2: or drafting planeswalkers
Vandristine: no he just has scientology money to look young
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Flyingdelorion: Jace is the place?
Robot_Bones: Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
Mr_Horrible:
because he's too leshort
jadielady: hey again y'all
ContingentCat: Anne Rice is a great hater
Thadrin46: Tom cruise, brad pitt and christisn slater. Plus kirten dunst.
Mr_Horrible: Solitude has never been bad
Vandristine: flash wheel blightsteel
RoastedGravy: When all else fails, grab the idiot
Thadrin46: Hell of a cast. The movie is cool.
Mr_Horrible: Pure vibes
TXC2: Thadrin46 and Antonio Banderas
Vandristine: inti is a banger
Micalovits: It has a hamster!
Mr_Horrible: they can be your commander
Thadrin46: GO FOR THE EYES BOO
TXC2: from strixhaven
Dr_fragenstien: hampter
RoastedGravy:
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
YFiddler:
Flyingdelorion: I love it!
Mr_Horrible: "...I hated that" - Adam Savidan, evergreen
RoastedGravy: "How do I delete Magic?"
TehAmelie: can we Disempower Jace?
Mr_Horrible: good news, Jordynne-
Dr_fragenstien:
academy splashing red and green 
Juliamon: hey look it's a big dumb idiot to flash in
SimWOT: golos academy can be good
RoastedGravy:
Golos turns on Academy
Micalovits: Flash doesn't let you keep the thing unless you can pau
Mr_Horrible: do you think Emrakul is an attentive lover?
Mr_Horrible: she seems kind of aloof
Micalovits: Flash if for ETB/death triggers
Mr_Horrible: cub's pretty strong if you can double-land
MrPipboy3000: Cub is mean
TXC2: Mr_Horrible well she's a moon, so she has phases
Dr_fragenstien: cruicible golos is gross
Dr_fragenstien: if you can find something like wasteland
RoastedGravy: Artifact combos
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RoastedGravy: Keekum-Jeekums
MrPipboy3000: ohhh, vivi
RoastedGravy: Adam famously known for avoiding jars
TXC2: it's PROFOUNDLY dumb
Spades_Slicc: Hell yeah, team babygirl let's goooo
Dr_fragenstien: vivi does trigger off of non-creature artifacts
MrPipboy3000: Bankbuster is also nasty
TXC2: Green seems open
Diabore: if someone says stop taking artifacts kick them in the shin
Dr_fragenstien:
yeah, who needs lands, casting spells is overrated
Dr_fragenstien: upheval is great with artifacts/academy
RoastedGravy: Who needs lands when you have Tolarian Academy
Spades_Slicc: Draft 4 upheavals and play against james
YFiddler:
Juliamon: Arena pls
GedankenPalast_:
Dr_fragenstien: rip arena
RoastedGravy: I think Arena's telling you to stop
Flyingdelorion: We will fix our land situation later in the draft
FlynnSmirk:
and you didn't take the Kiki enabler last pick
TXC2: Arena bussed up
Spades_Slicc: Arena said "stop taking artifacts"
Flyingdelorion: or not.....
DAC169: report to wotc. get a refund
TXC2: ^
Jturbobanana:
TXC2: !store
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DAC169: quicker to close & reopen than wait
Vandristine: Draft over, time to rank Planeswalkers by how much you would want to go to the mall with them
Robot_Bones: Waaaay too late for that
Dr_fragenstien:
gotta go to MTGO
ContingentCat: yup
DAC169: it seems to be a pretty common thing for that to happen during drafts since FRA came out
RoastedGravy: DACK
Juliamon: hiiii Dac
Juliamon: k
Dr_fragenstien: urza saga
TXC2: Arena has some of the worst net code I have ever scene
TXC2: *seen
Dr_fragenstien: never punished
FoxyJewels: hehehe
couchboyj: Thrillbo Fraggins
Mr_Horrible: Portal's a pretty solid tinker target, yeah
DAC169: @Juliamon hi?
Bruceski: Dildo Backend, from Bored of the Rings
bl1ghtbouquet: yes
Dr_fragenstien: ragavan is still good yes
Micalovits: Both are good
bl1ghtbouquet: yep
RoastedGravy: Ragavan is so one year ago
TXC2: Ragavan still a turn 1 concede from me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinger I missed Jordynne teaches Adam things
Micalovits: Jewel is also pretty neat
TehAmelie: i guess we're mono colorless, with a splash of colors
MrPipboy3000: it flickers
Shparky2197: Also, for those interested, DB website is at an exact Desert Buck raised!
Shparky2197: Or was, dinger
TXC2: Shparky2197 fantastic
Jturbobanana: cliffs fixes for strix
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Eh, in certain colors you can deal with him ( I’m a blue black person)
TXC2:
Thefluffiestguineapig I play green, I can't deal with a damn thing 
MrPipboy3000: Late Lurris
Micalovits: Or just cast it with academy
Spades_Slicc: Jetmir's garden let's you cast your loran
TXC2: ARENA!
RoastedGravy:
NorthstarTex: aaaaaaaaaa
YFiddler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Arena!!!!!!!!!
Micalovits: Rarely this bad
DAC169: yes
FoxyJewels: truly the future of magic the gathering
Juliamon: ok fr this is an apply-for-refund situation
TXC2: is this a PHP problem?
Shparky2197: Yeah, the internet is not all that fun today
Dr_fragenstien: vibe coded (not really don't @ me)
SnackPak_: at least its a different curse today
drewm1022:
Only happening at the end of the pack so we miss our first couple picks. 
TehAmelie: i blame that extended downtime the other week
bl1ghtbouquet: yeah just take a mulligan
MrPipboy3000: at least its the end of the pack ... they chaff you get by default
Flyingdelorion: I play Arena everyday but I never had this
SimGuy3k: I wonder if pgo
SimGuy3k: PHP is to blame
Kentosaurus: giver of runes?
drewm1022: New memnarch for tinker?
DAC169: Phlage?
Flyingdelorion: Could be related to Steam, I use the dektop version
MrPipboy3000: ohhh, occulus
TXC2: we'll blame it all on arena breaking the draft
DAC169: @Flyingdelorion happens on desktop version too
RoastedGravy: We can blame PHP
MrPipboy3000: hate draft nadu?
Vezon46: Cube is back AGAIN? Neat
Dr_fragenstien:
zuran orb 
drewm1022: Wait did we get the kikki?
comrade_cards: Twins, basil
TXC2: I think we did
TXC2: booooo!
Juliamon: the error robbed us of kiki
Vezon46: Relic of sauron my goat
Flyingdelorion: Really? @DAC169 Hm, come to think of it, I only played standard and brawl today flawless.
Juliamon: backup kiki
MrPipboy3000: That Jace is also cracked
Kentosaurus: ooh icono
Micalovits: Yup
Dr_fragenstien: yes
Shparky2197: I should find people to play physical magic with, small town with no game store is rough
Spades_Slicc: the loch mare is something to discard to force
Vezon46: The day jitte stops being good is the day the design team has gone too far
RoastedGravy:
TXC2: Vezon46 and that day was in 2022
RoastedGravy: 10/10 no notes
Dr_fragenstien:
ship it
DAC169:
hey, 40 cards. perfectly done 
Robot_Bones: Chip chop chip
Thagnok: Have you two done a stream together before?
Kentosaurus: first thought best thought
TXC2: see, flawless draft
comrade_cards: Design has gone waaaaay too far already
Thagnok: I mean just you two?
FlynnSmirk: does upheaval go innthere?
TXC2: Thagnok yes, but not with MtG
GamerCat88: im sure there is a win condition in the 40 somewhere
Shparky2197: @Thagnok I'm sure they have, but I have no idea when
lochnessseammonster:
DAC169:
articats 
RoastedGravy: Everybody wants to be a crat
Thagnok: @TXC2 Fair.
Dr_fragenstien: @FlynnSmirk yeah, it's great with manarocks and tolarian academy
Mr_Horrible: okay hear me out: splash for Minsc & Boo. It's not a good idea, but it's a funny idea
TXC2: it's a thing comics do with each other after a show
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Micalovits: Pretty fitting tbh
Diabore: GRUB
RoastedGravy: Grubb!
Spades_Slicc: Well Adam, it's time to do some self reflecting
GamerCat88: Mama Grubb
Diabore: bad caps
Mr_Horrible: that's Auntie Grub put some respect on her name
FoxyJewels: "why are we a little weirdo" really adam? really?
DAC169: "why are we a little weirdo?" why wouldn't we be?
Spades_Slicc: Self reflect to figure out why you're a little weirdo
Mr_Horrible: down here in the sewers
RoastedGravy: Mutants aren't until the X-Men set
RoastedGravy: I just realized
RoastedGravy: They could've had TMNT and X-Men together for Mutant synergies in Standard.
Makimachine: Jenova currently the best Mutant commander?
TXC2: RoastedGravy they will, Standard is 3 years now
TXC2: Makimachine yeah kinda
FlynnSmirk: whelp
Dr_fragenstien: nope
Spades_Slicc: Yeah you gotta ramp or turn 2 the saga
Spades_Slicc: if you want max robots
Dr_fragenstien: you can do it on the 3rd turns upkeep before you go to your mainphase
Vezon46: Adam I feel obligated to tell you that I watched the street fighter movie and it infected my mind, so I bought sf6 last night. I've never played a fighting game in my life but man I like pressing these buttons
Spades_Slicc: if you rip tolarian you're good
Micalovits: Yup
Dr_fragenstien: yeah
WiJohn: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: you need to click full control but yeah
DAC169: couldn't you have done it then?
angrytulips: set a stop
Dr_fragenstien: well on your upkeep
lochnessseammonster:
@Vezon46 hell yeah
TXC2: Vezon46 heck yeah buddy
FlynnSmirk: #walue
Spades_Slicc: but the damage
Micalovits: Rude
DAC169: oh. well your creature's gone
TXC2: basically a SoP for our token
Kentosaurus: uh oh
solemn_storm:
minky boo
Mr_Horrible: betrayed by our bestie
TXC2: the betrayer!
Vezon46: unlucky
Robot_Bones: ruh rhoo
Scarbble: ope
TehAmelie: oh no, trubh must be the PC in this fight
trainpants: both teams played hard
YFiddler:
RoastedGravy: It's fine
Dr_fragenstien: well there's not much you can do about drawing a billion lands
Jturbobanana: Did it auto-add like 20 lands to the deck?
PhoenixMelior: Is james turner hiding in the room?
Dr_fragenstien: or tinker into portal I guess
Mr_Horrible: such is life
Diabore: nope
Mr_Horrible: no, just creatures
Dr_fragenstien: !card portal to phyrexiqa
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dr_fragenstien: frick
Dr_fragenstien: !card portal to phyrexia
LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
KWardJenx:
50 My favorite gremlin pairing.
TXC2: creatures only
Robot_Bones: no we just make boxes
Dr_fragenstien: well then
Kentosaurus: wow
Juliamon: hey arena, wtf
Mr_Horrible:
PhoenixMelior: Wow
Scarbble: where's james hiding?
HERO_unbound: oh
Scarbble: tell him to show himself
Mr_Horrible: onward!
Micalovits: James? Are you hiding somewhere?
Wolfstrike_NL: Both sides.....drew cards
Vezon46: This is truly the best possible outcome. We played perfectly
DAC169: so... 10 for first 15 cards were lands?
NorthArc: did somebody say more lands?
QuantumTwitch: James!
TXC2:
did we keep a 4 land hand or something?
RoastedGravy: The Turner Classic
TehAmelie: i remember a funny stat, Umesawa's Jitte has a win ratio of almost exactly 50% (cause everyone plays it wherever they can)
Dr_fragenstien: and this is why I stopped playing Arena. Sucks to spend hard earned gold or actual real dollars to get this experience
RoastedGravy: No, this hand is perfect
RoastedGravy: It's a winning hand
RoastedGravy: Just watch
Micalovits: Or vivi
TXC2: always had it
Kentosaurus: shuffler: "may I interest you in more land?"
Mr_Horrible: it's their AOL name from 1996
RoastedGravy: A ninja who loves peaches
TehAmelie: what if Princess Peach was a ninja?
FlynnSmirk: maybe an idea to cut the upheaval for Loch mare, since this deck doesnmt really have stuff like moxen
Scarbble: it's definitely princess peach as a ninja
TXC2: I mean my name is the one I came up with when I was 13/14
Dr_fragenstien: both are good plays, getting that token down and making treasure will be good
Dr_fragenstien: you don't have to discard anything
QuantumTwitch: You donr have to
ArtDecoSunburn: I have to confess I'm amused to see you play gremlins, as I'm writing an academic piece at the moment on the history of gremlins in 1940s aviation.
RoastedGravy: Gremlins can fly?!
Dr_fragenstien: I think you can portal next turn
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, I think so, since vivi also makes mana
ArtDecoSunburn: @RoastedGravy In the 1940s pilots thought gremlins were why their bombers did not fly.
DAC169: isn't Vivi's mana only for instants & sorceries?
RoastedGravy: Rad
solemn_storm: you fool
Dr_fragenstien:
got there
RoastedGravy:
TXC2:
ArtDecoSunburn ok wow I read Aviation as animation and thought nothing of it
Kentosaurus: alchemy tldr
RoastedGravy: See, it's a winning hand
Mr_Horrible: I don't belove that halfling at all
ArtDecoSunburn: @TXC2 Animation picked up on it soon. Bugs Bunny faced a gremlin in 1943ish, and Disney shorts had them as well. They quickly became technological age folk lore.
Mr_Horrible: checkmate, opponent
Vezon46: Tap out, cast upheaval, replay everything, win?
solemn_storm: big booty vivi
Jturbobanana: you can start making copies of the urza robots, I think.
solemn_storm: nonlegendary
Micalovits: Has to be non legendary sadly
Thefluffiestguineapig: There’s a reason Vivi is banned in…..so many formats
TXC2: you can't, legend rule
Mr_Horrible: popping Vivi mana and then upheavaling is funny
Diabore: vivi is a legend so sadly cant copy
Dr_fragenstien: if you copy the battlemage you can cast another of it's prepared spells
Kaingangrel_: make and copy construct
Kaingangrel_: and attack
Mr_Horrible: !card Jet Collector
LRRbot: Jet Collector [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/2] | At the beginning of your second main phase, if there are four or more cards in your graveyard, conjure a card named Mox Jet into your hand. This ability triggers only once. / {X}{B}: Return target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
solemn_storm: opp blessed by the rngods
Diabore: tails never fails
Dr_fragenstien: yeah copying the karnstructs is also strong
Blue_Anteater: @ArtDecoSunburn weren't the disney gremlins good guys? i'm vaguely remembering a book that i had as a kid...
Kaingangrel_: copy at end, its lives a turn
Micalovits: Constructs are pretty good copies
Mr_Horrible: what about *2nd* Karnstruct
solemn_storm: oh yeah now this is podracing
Mr_Horrible: and making a kiki copy of them now means a free 8/8 to attack with
RoastedGravy: Biggest Bootus
Mr_Horrible: any gy, yeah
Dr_fragenstien: interesting choice
HERO_unbound: if they triple block its their lands right so still positive for us
Diabore: it happened!
Mr_Horrible:
op's homophobic, letting the lesbian take the hit
ArtDecoSunburn: @Blue_Anteater They were mischievous. You had to feed them or they would fiddle with your plane's components.
Diabore: now we upheaval imo
Mr_Horrible: 1 time no emmy
Kaingangrel_: copy construct at end
Mr_Horrible: YIPPIE
Dr_fragenstien: woo!
Vezon46: @Diabore or we could just kill the opponent
TXC2: We're on the board!
Diabore: do it coward
lochnessseammonster:
Blue_Anteater: @ArtDecoSunburn Oh interesting!
Kaingangrel_: yeah pls, purge
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Mr_Horrible: I *do* have errands to run, that could work out...
Robot_Bones: take the shot
SnackPak_: oh no, dont purge us...
Vonbane: wrong stream brother
Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ArtDecoSunburn: @ArtDecoSunburn In the Disney movie based on a Roald Dahl short story, a crashed pilot convinces the gremlins to join him in fighting the Nazis.
Mr_Horrible: holy, wow
RoastedGravy: Arena's trying to tell you something
Diabore: banger
Dr_fragenstien: something something arena shuffler
Mr_Horrible: I still remember the "mug to the wrong camera" bit, makes me giggle every couple of months
HERO_unbound: the heavy cards shuffle to the top its just gravity
TXC2: cute is not how I would describe board wipes, but ok
RoastedGravy: Tinker the Bauble
RoastedGravy: For maximum laughs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Me too, I don’t play board wipes
Diabore: bauble bros
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig neither do I
Mr_Horrible: [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
Mr_Horrible: but you're right about cloud, he's a whiner
RoastedGravy: But Adam, what about the guy with the bike and the weird hair
RoastedGravy: I forget his name
Diabore: chairith
cherryblossomchef: the honey bee inn segment in the remake was amazing
Juliamon: Cloud *kinda* has an excuse for sucking, but Aerith is just such a boring character
Micalovits: I like a portal
WiJohn: Portal
WiJohn: kill their things
Mr_Horrible: honestly, portal is probably it
Dr_fragenstien: portal is hard to beat
Diabore: probably just portal things
Kentosaurus: let's go
Mr_Horrible: eats 2 critters, starts stealing their stuff
Mr_Horrible: TINKER BABY
tsp397: Fair
Juliamon:
Diabore: yeah portal strong
TXC2: good call chat
Robot_Bones: yooo what
Mr_Horrible: MAGIC THE GATHERING
TXC2: !clips
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HERO_unbound: sacrifice 3? my 2 creatures and myself
QuantumTwitch: yea that later game
Diabore: i do
Dr_fragenstien: portal is pretty opressive
Diabore: portal on turn 4 is too strong
Mr_Horrible: a starter deck Pikachu
Micalovits: Makes treasures
Dr_fragenstien: i mean it works in the deck
Mr_Horrible: he makes artifact tokens, at least
Diabore: its not terrible, its on colour at least
Bruceski: 4 lands, an 8-drop, and a "rules of poker" card
RoastedGravy: NSFW Exodia?
RoastedGravy:
Do tell
Diabore: this feels like a memnarch game
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Mr_Horrible:
was it the time you ripped up a little kid with weird hair's exodia and threw it off a cruise ship?
Dr_fragenstien: good move
ghyllnox: OH
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Diabore: DUDE
ghyllnox: Really? From Exodia???
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
ghyllnox: Welllllll yeah
RatherLargeToad: The Forbidden One indeed
ghyllnox: NO WHAT
SnackPak_: nooooo
RoastedGravy:
MrSarkhan: YIKES
Mr_Horrible: oh deeeeear....
TXC2: what?! like brother please
Diabore: NOOO
Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s cursed
Mr_Horrible: history rhymes
ghyllnox: LMAO
lochnessseammonster:
RayFK: Sup kids
ArtDecoSunburn: @Bruceski It would be fun to see a set with "rules from other card games" cards. Poker, Go Fish, Whist.
couchboyj: The person who walked in on them twice is also a lil sus here
TXC2: that's go to therapy at that point
Diabore: more like pooplex
RoastedGravy: Why would someone do that. Bringing Exodia to a locals.
ghyllnox: That poor lady
Diabore: we wanna target smaug?
Diabore: oops
TXC2: hello RayFK you just missed Jordynne's Exodia story
Mr_Horrible: I mean the faster clock still good
Dr_fragenstien: not a lot else you can do about that
RayFK: @TXC2 Quoi?
Mr_Horrible: okay less good
ghyllnox: You know, after the first time I'd start knocking
Mr_Horrible: honestly? They should've equipped jitte
Diabore: ???
TXC2: RayFK don't worry, you're better of not knowing
Vandristine: what a gamer OP is
Mr_Horrible: oh, well
Micalovits: So uuhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig:
QuantumTwitch: slaughter
Dr_fragenstien: you're not dead, you've got pressure on board
Kentosaurus: judge! opponent is playing the power 9
Mr_Horrible: @Dr_fragenstien no we don't
Micalovits: And timewalking
Diabore: they wipe our board here
Mr_Horrible: vibes-based
Diabore: one more draw
Diabore: you chase the times you do it
RayFK: Sickos like doing weird shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Mr_Horrible: you gotta be able to appreciate when the OP does wild shit, too
Mr_Horrible: just give a "hell yeah, brother" and go next
solemn_storm: it's a lot like vintage in magic
DAC169: it's because the shuffler is garbage
shushu2539: mtga's shuffle algorithm has.. issues
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Agreed
TXC2:
Shuffler doesn't mana weave, so the draws a duds
Diabore: uh oh billiam
Mr_Horrible: 2 talismans and vivi makes for a pretty decent upheaval, yeah
Dr_fragenstien: now we're at 9 mana, you can cast... oh...
Diabore: vivi no
Mr_Horrible: rude
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can’t you get him back with portal?
Micalovits: Blocks six
Mr_Horrible: blocks Six, at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh exile
Micalovits: Mid upheaval or saga I guess
Mr_Horrible: yeah, 1 short of being able to replay a talisman to get ahead, unfortunately
lochnessseammonster:
mood 
Dr_fragenstien: you could wait one turn?
Mr_Horrible: Magic: The Goozling
Mr_Horrible: makes for a pretty big construct next turn
Micalovits: !card golos
LRRbot: Golos, Tireless Pilgrim [5] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Scout [3/5] | When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.
Micalovits: Bad autotapper!
solemn_storm: it worked out!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Shparky2197: That seems like more than nothing
SolarBlitz1: This is why I never like Powered cube, just answers all over the place
TXC2:
heck this is why I don't like standard
Shparky2197: I want to get back into Magic, but it all seems so intimidating nowadays
Shparky2197: Though, remembering when I got into it over 10 years ago, it was still just as intimidating playing against strangers
loufghyslaufey: Abrade it! Sorry...
loufghyslaufey: I have bad times.... against Bill
SolarBlitz1: Just kill bill before it gets too big?
QuantumTwitch: that is a fight
Shparky2197: Dang, more bill
loufghyslaufey: Hate u, Wren
loufghyslaufey: Glad u & Six are Divorced
Diabore: we kill the big thing but yeah, still just dead
GamerCat88: again....
TehAmelie: haha, we got them (to get zero value off their Fastbond)
TXC2: !break
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Shparky2197: !break
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xantos69: What is it like in your brain? I hope you are having fun.
Shparky2197: oops
TXC2: right chat I'm off
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam and Jordynne
Shparky2197: Bye @TXC2, hope you have a good slep
loufghyslaufey: If my opponent kept crossing my shoes in between turns, I'd leave the game too
TehAmelie: i wonder, what are the odds they could have gotten any value out of that ?
loufghyslaufey: And NO RE
Desruprot: so weird the PPR is on a Wednesday, its usually a Friday
loufghyslaufey: @Desruprot Blame... "Q"!??
Juliamon: I want to say this isn't the first Wednesday PPR, but I can't recall and the wiki is probably down
Thefluffiestguineapig: What do you mean “tied your shoes together again”
loufghyslaufey: Well played, No Re? Wouldn't cross shoes again...?
Diabore: right tmp tonight
TehAmelie: welcome back
jadielady: wb
loufghyslaufey: Trade packs for drafts when, game?
ArtDecoSunburn: A trading pouch game would be pretty exciting. Slimy, but competitive.
Shparky2197: Wait, Jordynne, again with the shoe tying?
Micalovits: Ancient tomb mana *hands gesture*
xantos69: I would just take TNN and never look back because Blue is always busted.
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xantos69: I am 100% a monkey. Ook Ook. Monkey takes the 3/1 that they can't kill or block.
raulghoulia: Man getting hit by football
TehAmelie: moloids are sort of extreme troglodytes, if you want to call chat names
Juliamon: BADGERMOOOOLE
SolarBlitz1: Badgermole's great, but I dunno how it will be in this
loufghyslaufey: "Why are you not drafting with them? The correct answer... is to draft with them!" -Cameron(cH/FN), while criticizing & interrupting cracking packs of Gatecrash
dasdardly: mole typal pog
Wolfstrike_NL: Mono mole
Shparky2197: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #8906: "All I saw was the vague outline of a couple Magic cards." —Matt G [2024-02-02]
Micalovits: Emberwilde is... Fine, its not pyrogoyf
SolarBlitz1: The card draw
SolarBlitz1: calls like a siren
loufghyslaufey: Wild how that Friday Nights episode showcased how busted a pack of Gatecrash... can get!?
lochnessseammonster:
damn you are a commander player
Juliamon: kitty
loufghyslaufey: Or not...?? Cuz James kept losing with all of his packs??
Diabore: riffelos imo
xantos69: Rofellos is unhinged.
SolarBlitz1: Rofellos gets an extra mana with badgermole
Micalovits: Depends on your deck, green can go midrange where he is mid, or hoof and he is insane
Diabore: slam nantuko
loufghyslaufey: Isn't ut a creature tutor?
Juliamon: Badgermole has fur
loufghyslaufey: Nvm
Micalovits: Greaves is great if you get nadu
Spades_Slicc: The song's about 2 different archetypes of woman
SolarBlitz1: Bill!
Shparky2197: I should watch that music video, hunh
Juliamon: Bill though...
DentedPockets: oxford comma
QuantumTwitch: bill
Micalovits: Offcourlor mox is better almost always
IbunWest: Bill isn't better than a Mox
youcantlistentobuttons: Mox is mox
tsp397: Bill is so good, but I don't think it's better than a Mox
TehAmelie: Bill's Revenge
QuantumTwitch: but mox
raulghoulia: the way green is going, bill wil wheel
tsp397: We might wheel it
loufghyslaufey: Nah, keep away Bill- kay, nvm.
TehAmelie: in my headcanon, Green's motto is "ramp something"
SolarBlitz1: Questing beast to make them read a paragraph
QuantumTwitch: just be brave be mono green
SolarBlitz1: Icetill is great with our lands
loufghyslaufey: Garruk, "now with its own enchantment.."
dasdardly: nicetill
Micalovits: Icetill is busted
Spades_Slicc: Boots with the fur and reboks with the strap are describing the different types T. Pain and Flo Rida are into
QuantumTwitch: very
loufghyslaufey: Plus crucible
IbunWest: Hopefully picking up some fetch lands
youcantlistentobuttons: Crusher if your keen to Goyf
DAC169: I don't know what we're doing, but we're Green
MrPipboy3000: this pack is crazy
SolarBlitz1: Double tokens which could be fun with SPringheart
TehAmelie: i know what we're doing, a 13 land deck
youcantlistentobuttons: District fits your colors
Micalovits: Just a little guy
DAC169: ooh! Figure of Fable
xantos69: HEXDRINKER!!!!! My son!
TehAmelie: okay i guess a reasonable amount of land helps our landfall stuff
youcantlistentobuttons: Lelia good with tomb
loufghyslaufey: In mono-commander-
Shparky2197: Bill wheeled?
SolarBlitz1: Get in here bill!
dasdardly: bill was like the only green card in that pack and it wheeled lol
loufghyslaufey: Steal the Bill...!!
DAC169: I'm surprised Bill wheeled
Thefluffiestguineapig: Take nemesis so no one else can
loufghyslaufey: Now No Body Else Gets to Have BILL...!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I HATE screaming nemesis
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mono green let’s go!!!
SolarBlitz1: Ouro is nuts
QuantumTwitch: aaaaaah
youcantlistentobuttons: YEAh baby!
Diabore: cards dumb
xantos69: Ouro Kills everyone.
loufghyslaufey: Its says "each"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ouro is nuts
QuantumTwitch: oro though
youcantlistentobuttons: ITs so good
Diabore: includes itself
Thefluffiestguineapig: It includes itself
Dr_fragenstien: yeah doesn't it have like a 70% winrate in edge of eternities draft?
WiJohn: Crypt!
xantos69: Crypt
SolarBlitz1: You put clamp on it and then that's 2 counters to start
DAC169: oh FUCK, Ouroboroid
QuantumTwitch: No its worse than bill
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dr_fragenstien I believe it
Shparky2197: Add me to that list, Adam, it good
SolarBlitz1: Bosejiu is good right?
Micalovits: I like fetchland
Wolfstrike_NL: cat car!
IbunWest:
Diabore: all stinky
Diabore: cradlle yooo
Micalovits: Comeone hoof in last pack!
youcantlistentobuttons: cradle with mono green
SolarBlitz1: Cradle is great with our tokens coming out too
youcantlistentobuttons: so tasty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cradle mono green is good
loufghyslaufey: Bill sinks mana in
SolarBlitz1: We're skull clamping to our hearts content adam
QuixoticScrivener: Kithkin
dasdardly: titania is great with fetches
Zaneysed: lots of smarts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Titania is good
Lysander_salamander: oh no I missed it
XavusGaming: The green doomer boomer
loufghyslaufey: (Gasps) boseju wheeled?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boseju is good for you
QuixoticScrivener: sad kavu noises
shushu2539: kavus are cute
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey I think no one else is in green
PipeSmokingOwl: double power + ouroboroid
Vandristine: shaper wheeled jesus
SteelCityMTG: Just came here to say OMG ILY JORDYNNE
youcantlistentobuttons: dang, no one was in green.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PipeSmokingOwl Bill+ouroboroid
Micalovits: Can probably cut 1 land with mox and crypt
PipeSmokingOwl: yea the 3 combo
WiJohn: You can definitely cut a land, probably 2
MrPipboy3000: harmonizer is really good with icetill and fetches
SolarBlitz1: 2/3 deathtouch aint nothing, but then again this is cube
loufghyslaufey: Land, only says
youcantlistentobuttons: it puts fetches back in you rhad
xantos69: Ignore the words. It is a 2 man 2/3 deathtouch. That is still good.
QuixoticScrivener: play 41
loufghyslaufey: Titania as your 41? <(=w=)>
dasdardly: i think its a 4 between mycospawn and chariot
youcantlistentobuttons: cut chariot?
shoktile: Sowing Mycospawn maybe?
PipeSmokingOwl: what is there to clamp?
SteelCityMTG: "cut the pearl" JFC 😂
PipeSmokingOwl: oh did we get grist
Dr_fragenstien: also clamp is good on creatures it doesn't kill too
loufghyslaufey: !card mole man
LRRbot: Did you mean: Molecule Man; Return of the Mole Man; Mole Man, Moloid Master
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah not sure about splashing
loufghyslaufey: !card mole man, moloid master
LRRbot: Mole Man, Moloid Master [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Villain [1/1] | You may play lands from your graveyard. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Minion creature token named Moloid with "Whenever this token attacks, you may mill a card."
Dr_fragenstien: is 4 mana get a land needed?
tsp397: Looks good
dasdardly: 4 mana find cradle isss good
loufghyslaufey: Wow. Nobody was in green after all...
Shparky2197: smash cut to that happening
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FauksStarling: This interaction is going in the next highlights
Shparky2197: Because you make grand pronouncements like that, and then proven wrong
loufghyslaufey: Am... confused too?
Shparky2197: or right*
MrPipboy3000: Smile, you're in a highlight now
SolarBlitz1: It's a lot of the wind up in Let's Nope pre-shows
RockPusher:
Zaneysed: This hexdrinker is going straight up
loufghyslaufey: Unless we recall the Let's NOPE streams of REANIMAL? (very shrugs)
Dr_fragenstien: !card rofellos, llanowar emissary
LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
Dr_fragenstien: oh it's forest, i thought rofellos had the gaea's cradle text
Zaneysed: Bruh you got a billion mana tho
xantos69: Spend the mana on Hexdrinker and you will win the game.
Micalovits: Remember level up is only sorcery
Dr_fragenstien: in blue green?
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MegaDosX: Oh hey it's Seabats from Twitch Rivals
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Micalovits: Moleman with fetch and clamp!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think they’re digging for something
loufghyslaufey:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pfffffffffft
loufghyslaufey: Wut?
Dr_fragenstien: "i had this"
SolarBlitz1: Channel Blightsteel is a mood
loufghyslaufey: Wait. What did that do?
loufghyslaufey: -5 life? Or....?
Shparky2197: And also, going out on your own terms is fun
Spinballwizard: Did oppo just tap tap concede
MegaDosX: @loufghyslaufey Channel lets them pay life for colourless mana, so they could pay twelve life for a Blightsteel, so they did that then scooped
SolarBlitz1: @loufghyslaufey They were just dead on our attacks, so conceded after doing the fun thing
xantos69: Banger hand
Shparky2197: @Spinballwizard Essentially, yeah
loufghyslaufey: @Shparky2197 Always Pact of Negate out, pretty much
Micalovits: Rude!
Robot_Bones: All giving birth to little hey Arnolds
Shparky2197: @loufghyslaufey I used to play casual magic against competitive people, so sometimes taking myself out was the only way to feel like I had some agency
Dr_fragenstien: that baby is going to stop being little pretty fast
Strebenherz: Howdy y'all. Ello Jordynne and Adam
GamerCat88: da beeg beastie
Shparky2197: @Strebenherz Hi dere!
Dr_fragenstien: that was an interesting order
Strebenherz: @Shparky2197 related ish? i used to run self damage decks in duel links before they nerfed 'em, to grind events. felt like a modestly quick way to do things
DAC169: fabled passage into titania
MegaDosX: Other way around, gets him a 5/3
Dr_fragenstien: yeah this is why titania is good
Dr_fragenstien: it doesn't take much to get insane value
xantos69: Level up figure?
DAC169: true
xantos69: All good It is an Instant.
dasdardly: this isn't level up so it can still be activated
MegaDosX: Yeah you can do it now
DAC169: leveling up Figure of Fable is instant speed
MrPipboy3000: He can level at instant speed
Shparky2197: @Strebenherz Fair enough. What did you get for participating in events, because I assume you weren't winning them?
Dr_fragenstien: come on and slam
SolarBlitz1: Jokes on them our chariot can make more of those 5/3s
Dr_fragenstien: nice
MegaDosX: Kerchunk
GamerCat88:
TehAmelie: decisive!
dasdardly: nantuko on titania is also insane value
SolarBlitz1: Put that in the highlights!
dasdardly: nah i got it off another cube streamer
Dr_fragenstien: are the copies not legendary?
Shparky2197: Nice! Love to be proven wrong about the 0-3
explodingcube13: Unga Bunga works
Dr_fragenstien: oh i guess it keeps returning lands
v_nome: Knowing what you're doing is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
xantos69: Naw, you in your lane. Mono green is for folks like us. "Make big man. Swing."
dasdardly: they are but you still get the etb yer
Strebenherz: @Shparky2197 tl:dr you got points whether you won or lost and points meant event progression, but before they nerfed it, you got an okay enough amount of points for losing, that a deck that made you lose the game quickly was preferable to say, a game that dragged out
Shparky2197: Fair enough
Strebenherz: something something pull out all the weird and bad yugioh trap cards
Strebenherz: ircc it went from you could get 2-3k points for a loss, to 500-ish? might have changed, it's been a while since i've touched dlinks
ArtDecoSunburn: You sound like a den mother, J.
xantos69: Ourobouroid does everything you want here.
MegaDosX: I hear people complain about Ouroboroid a lot so it's probably the right choice here
dasdardly: opp has a very funny board
SolarBlitz1: They're on mana tribal too
Dr_fragenstien: the beep beep with the moose will be good though
explodingcube13: Oh wow, they really are mana dork tribal
dasdardly: wowee
Dr_fragenstien: gross gross gross
MegaDosX: Oh.
Micalovits: YESSSS
SolarBlitz1: SPringheart Ouro is extremely funny
MegaDosX: That's impressively filthy
Scarbble: lmao
Dr_fragenstien: your go
Dr_fragenstien:
xantos69: This tastes so good.
Strebenherz: Tonight on adam and jordynne commit a motherbussing murder
Spinballwizard: VERY. LARGE
NorthstarTex: beep beep
Bengineering: ouroboroid is a magic the gathering card that somebody made
explodingcube13: It's so gross I love it
MegaDosX: "idk attack for 20"
Strebenherz: That pause screams out them going "UHH WHAT HAPPENED"
QuantumTwitch: with the illicict its game over now
MegaDosX: UH
SolarBlitz1: Well if they dont get both ouros then next turn they're oddity smash
Dr_fragenstien: I don't think atraxa saves them against the moose
CaptainSpam: That player's face just took so much damage.
MegaDosX: That's OK your Ouroboroids will ruin their day
WiJohn: So now icetil in to oddity
Micalovits: Can you flip the u
MrPipboy3000: Sne's no match for a 40/40 moose
explodingcube13: Atraxa gets run over by our car. VROOOM
WiJohn: you can get back the fetch and go off with worms
Bengineering: Da thinki
Dr_fragenstien: when you attack with 4 20+ power creatures next turn
TehAmelie:
i simply got so good at writing women i became one 
MegaDosX: Nah it's OK
Dr_fragenstien: you'll be fine
dasdardly: its fine
SolarBlitz1: Fabled has it untapped
Shparky2197: I think Ouro proven good, Adam can't ban me for that ... specifically that
MegaDosX: Fabled could have brought in an untapped land for another Ouroboroid but it's fine
TehAmelie: never give up
Desruprot: danger noodle
dasdardly: spirit guide spirit guide eat my food
explodingcube13: The Moose will solve things
Lysander_salamander: wow
MegaDosX: "Cool lifelink bro, anyway swing for 60"
xantos69: Ouroboroid is WRONG
Lysander_salamander: absolutely wild
zelukester: love to see y'all discover that wurm
MrPipboy3000: Thats a card that someone made
Scarbble: ouroboroid is definitely one of the magic cards of all time
MegaDosX: Springheart Nantuko is mildly silly, Ouroboroid is just filthy
Spinballwizard: Ouroboroid can have a little Ouroboroid as a treat
MrSarkhan: first one was just warmup
tsp397: To be fair we didn't make like 7 of the picks in the first draft
loufghyslaufey: You paired it wirh the Nantuko- No Way!
Strebenherz: @Bengineering saw your name and realize i forgot yesterday's pokedle, but did todays.
QuantumTwitch: it is a very dumb card you have like a minute window and then you die
Omthebox: You do play games sorta chaotic evils when you get the option
xantos69: Oh yea, you can level up Hexdrinker SO fast with this hand.
Diabore: snake and a level is nice
loufghyslaufey: @Strebenherz BEN's playing the draft too?
loufghyslaufey: Like, just now? No?
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
BrowneePointz: Oooooo A Jorvidan Stream
Strebenherz: not sure, he may just be peanut gallery'ing
Dr_fragenstien: fair magic
couchboyj: Crawling Ballista
MegaDosX: T2 Cat Car is hilarious
Dr_fragenstien: they can bounce the chariot which is even better
loufghyslaufey: @couchboyj More like, "Limpy Ballista"?
Diabore: titania can return it to play right?
TehAmelie: oh yeah, didn't i hear Ouroboroid had the most wacked win ratio of all time until Red Ajani? it might just be statistically broken
Dr_fragenstien: yeah they're on artifacts. It also takes out the celestial colinade if they start using it
BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie Yes I looked up win rates for Graham a couple weeks ago
Spades_Slicc: !card celestial col
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Dr_fragenstien: your next turn is going to be sick
BrowneePointz: Also randomly saw you comment on a Charismatic Voice vid on YT today lol @TehAmelie
Dr_fragenstien: then crew and copy the 5/3 token
TehAmelie: ha, small internet
MegaDosX: Beef.
Dr_fragenstien:
KharadBanar: Absolutely disgusting.
GamerCat88: dang this green deck is sick
BrowneePointz: Im also a classically trained singer so its fun to watch her analysis as someone who HAS listened to a wide variety of secular stuff lol @TehAmelie
BrowneePointz: The EoE black hole ripped
Strebenherz:
BrowneePointz: Or fingernails
Strebenherz: Accurate though, hair/blood's a no no
Nathade: Does Ben know Adams middle name?
Scarbble: hateful, OP
BrowneePointz: Also the Marvel Darkhold set symbol is one of the first GOOD UB set symbols. It’s just clean
Strebenherz: The strip mine counter damn
MegaDosX: Just draw Titania and get it back
MegaDosX: Also yeah they're dead
Hail_Destroyah: this deck slaps
ghizmou: the best duo
Lysander_salamander: wow
GamerCat88: the perfect deck
xantos69: This deck might be sick
Shparky2197: Are you going 7-0 with this?
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
MegaDosX:
Wow Jordynne needs to be on LRRMTG more often with how this deck is going 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
unleashenlightenment: yea LOOK AT THIS GUY
bl1ghtbouquet: guess we know whos gonna disappear adam in a couple years
BrowneePointz: Faeries are a big, big group of creatures. Some are better than others
DAC169: @Shparky2197 no. they're somehow gonna figure out a way to keep playing and go 9-0 before changing decks
Lysander_salamander: gross
r10pez10: oh don't worry it's probably been clipped
lochnessseammonster:
ghizmou: !!
Bengineering: oh no
unleashenlightenment: omg
loufghyslaufey: That's.... not how it works!? (The flag bit?)
bl1ghtbouquet: LMAOOOOOOO
Juliamon: OH NO
ghizmou: plz don't clip this
PipeSmokingOwl: JEBUS
Lysander_salamander: wow
Scarbble: lmaoooooooooooo adam
Shparky2197: Woooow
YFiddler: ???
KharadBanar: can’t wait to see this in the next highlights
MrSarkhan:
BrowneePointz: I just laughed so hard I got light headed
unleashenlightenment: also hiiiiiiiii @Bengineering
lochnessseammonster:
Arkroma:
Wooooooowwww Adam 
YFiddler: No interest in world politics at all, huh?
lochnessseammonster:
r10pez10: at least you're self-aware
Strebenherz: i'm seeing more and more how you just completely missed the fresh prince disney genie
Bengineering: Netanyahu answers is a very different site.
ghizmou: too busy hanging out on red carpets
MegaDosX: He's too busy folding people in Street Fighter
Shparky2197:
@Bengineering
MegaDosX: @Bengineering Please don’t speak this into existence
GamerCat88: @Bengineering lmao
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BrowneePointz: Olivier Richters is massive
Dr_fragenstien: true
bl1ghtbouquet: adam, you talking about how big people are isnt
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
ghizmou: in your defense, you don't often encounter people bigger than you, so when it happens it
lochnessseammonster: most people are used to people being bigger than them
hoveringhalibut: Terminally online vs terminally offline
ghizmou: 's a shock
BrowneePointz: Adam was an Elk encountering a Moose freaking out to a bunch of deer
lochnessseammonster:
i think i'm more average than i am til i see myself in pictures
Arkroma: I mean LRR isn't an overly short office so I can see how Adam would forget
Micalovits: Big and handsome
BrowneePointz: You looked fly as hell my dude
lochnessseammonster: you looked good!
DireOwlGames: Looking like the Dad that Stepped up
Bengineering: adam truely is a gorilla seeing himself in the mirror for the first time
MegaDosX: Oh they're gonna flip her, gross
Shparky2197: @Bengineering Got im
Aigarius: It looked really cool, I can tell as a tall guy myself
SolarBlitz1: LRR is really like a wrestling company where the 'short' person is still 5 foot 10
BrowneePointz: Not so easily defeated? Gurl The Emperor split you in half with a single blade strike
lochnessseammonster:
seeing you and charlotte flair was cool
r10pez10: i'm 5' 7" and it's so sad that i can always find clothes that fit
Micalovits: No haste though
DAC169: don't warp
Desruprot: Questing Beast? Questing Beast! Questing Beast.
MegaDosX: Like dash but exiles it on end step instead of back to hand
Dr_fragenstien: I think putting the nantuko on the mightform harmonizer might be good
MegaDosX: Rude.
Spades_Slicc: You have to unmute OP to shake the rock
MegaDosX: Well, it's here
MegaDosX: You do not
Joecool190: correct
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Face. It's Questing Beast.
ghizmou: face works
r10pez10: this deck rules wtf
BrowneePointz: They started with flip Tamiyo, they’re already not a good person
Micalovits: Good people don't plau blue red
Micalovits: As a non good person who plays blue red
lochnessseammonster:
you already have 
BusTed: Brand management
Desruprot:
lochnessseammonster:
Spades_Slicc: If beast blocks it dies
Pixel_Quark: we have enough expanionist straight white men though
KharadBanar: dissing blue-red during a conversation about
JoannaTastic: it's bisexuality, of course you can have both (and more)!
KharadBanar: bisexualism
r10pez10: o7 twitlonger
KharadBanar: bisexualism? bisexuality
Micalovits: Thats so sad. Alexa, play despacito
lochnessseammonster:
r10pez10: let beej run
Desruprot: this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
BrowneePointz: Huh?
ghizmou: huh?
lochnessseammonster:
r10pez10: misplays all round
BrowneePointz: Boring deck do be boring
lochnessseammonster: so rude to not get a sad face
DAC169:
<-- this one?
BrowneePointz: Oh yea Jordynne you gonna watch Green Yuri when it drops?
lochnessseammonster:
that was me
Strebenherz: watch what?
r10pez10: isn't signs worse lmao
BrowneePointz: My stepmom wouldn’t let her grandkids watch Princess and the Frog for exactly the reason you think
bl1ghtbouquet: LMAO
BusTed: hell yeah
DAC169:
yup. my parents didn't let us watch The Simpsons 
SolarBlitz1: I wasn't allowed to watch Fellowship of the Ring in the cinema because they were worried the orcs would scare me
Dr_fragenstien: my parents didn't let us watch yu-gi-oh. I thought it was becase they were being weirdos about depictions of dark magic, and that was the excuse they gave us as kids, but when we got older they told us it was just because they thought it was annoying and couldn't stand it
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QuantumTwitch: nexturn we bill and laugh all the way
NotCainNorAbel: My Mom didn't really care what I watched but when I watched South Park she watched with me.
BrowneePointz: When I was in 1st grade my sisters tied me to a couch and made me watch the OG Texas chainsaw massacre, I didn’t have a lot of “banned media” growing up lol
Strebenherz:
@BrowneePointz figurative tied to a couch, or *actual* 
r10pez10: i've heard the simpsons thing is usually about how homer chokes bart
BrowneePointz: Actual @Strebenherz older siblings be mean yo
QuantumTwitch: could be worse
Datnade012: eyy, six seven
Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz damn
Dr_fragenstien: moleman actually kinda nasty
r10pez10: moleman
BrowneePointz: Wasn’t Mole man played by that guy from Cobra Kai?
r10pez10: !clip
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DAC169: Mole Man NODDERS
SolarBlitz1: The best daps only
BrowneePointz: It’s like $40 for a reason. Or was
JKBalch: Mole Man, Mol' problems
lilmeaches:
skintbint: mole man!
QuantumTwitch: it sure is
QuantumTwitch: Thats how the game runs in the oro goes
BrowneePointz: Ye imagine seeing that badgermole on turn 2 into a t3 ouroboroud into t4 dead in standard Adam lol
r10pez10: start late log out early
Datnade012: use your Adult voice and call in sick again
r10pez10: time to tierlist the deck
QuantumTwitch: but no oro
Micalovits: uh oh
SolarBlitz1: Oh no
Datnade012: well, they didnt force of will
ghizmou: day ruined
BrowneePointz: Op is immediately a villain
r10pez10: F
Lysander_salamander: dang
Krillin_fan: what a game to tune into
ghizmou: shuffler just dabbing on you
SolarBlitz1: "Two kicks at the can, eh?"
BusTed:
Lysander_salamander: wow
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r10pez10: oh my god
Lysander_salamander: ripping massive cotton
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
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BusTed: This is moleman in the morning
Diabore: these ops are real fuckin rude right now
skintbint: is that famous film director hans moleman
Diabore: adam says, inviting tragedy
Desruprot: because they originally thought +1/-1 was a downside
r10pez10: !card fixed skullclamp
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Krillin_fan: 17 turn clock!
xantos69: You sure can
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, I don't think they can do anything about it now
Dr_fragenstien: unless they have some flash card?
xantos69: Today your opponent will learn about hexdrinker.
BrowneePointz: Get snaked buddy
ghizmou: I want to see them answer this
Dr_fragenstien: I can't think of anything in these colors but upheval that stops it
Spades_Slicc: would upheaval get it?
xantos69: Now do the same crap with Figure of Fable.
r10pez10: any "all" effect yeah
PsyQo46: why is Adam sitting so slouched sitting on the chair?
Diabore: can e fully level fable too?
Arkroma: Adam any plans for your time away during Bus?
Spades_Slicc: Adam sits like that because he's a disciple of shrimp style
lochnessseammonster: comfort
ThanhtTheBoss: I just thought Adam was all legs no torso.
Diabore: aww one short of fully leveling fable
r10pez10: i wish i was a baller
Diabore: mayonaise drain???
ThanhtTheBoss: It's how my husband is built, he's over a foot taller than me and we sit at the same height. lol
Diabore: shit
BrowneePointz: Cyc rift?
Dr_fragenstien: I don't know if that's a mental thing or just "desks and chairs are not built for me and it's more fomfortable to lean back instead of hunch forward
Strebenherz: ruh roh raggy
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Dr_fragenstien: tap all creatures stops the snake for 1 turn
Strebenherz: i think you've got them on the run
PsyQo46:
i just imagine Adam's legs go behind the monitor now
Strebenherz: like they've got good stuff but
Strebenherz: you've got murder on board
r10pez10: ehh buys them a turn
Strebenherz: like this is the equivalent of a looney toons "but wait" sign before you just clobber them
xantos69: Level up figure then punch in?
Dr_fragenstien: if you wait for them to use it you can crew in response
BrowneePointz: Ooo bait the command then kill the fury
hamraffle: I'm in Oklahoma and Adam's feet just popped out of my entertainment center.
Dr_fragenstien: wait no
Dr_fragenstien: i'm dumb
r10pez10: i thought of that too Dr_fragenstien don't worry
r10pez10: i was like haha! oh wait
DAC169: you didn't manually tap the bird for mana
Spades_Slicc: Should've figured of destiny in response to cryptic when your bird was untapped
ghizmou: it s fine it lets you keep tear asunder and it makes a stop on every action of your opponent,
Spades_Slicc: Asunder is the most classic way to tear something
BrowneePointz: Terrace Under
lochnessseammonster:
Dr_fragenstien: green is good
Dr_fragenstien: the sheets
Lysander_salamander: ouch
r10pez10: 7-2
ghizmou:
lochnessseammonster:
QuantumTwitch: turns out playing unfair cards wins the game :9
Diabore: we can give permission to clock out early
Datnade012: Jump In?
Pixel_Quark: What if we tear the devil a new ass
Dr_fragenstien: a reality fracture quick draft and leave the next people with a pile of cards wondering "what the heck is this?"
Flyingdelorion: jump in?
Juliamon: Tech test is live
BrowneePointz: You excited for Marvel Darkhold Adam?
loufghyslaufey: Back? So, how did green-ish pool do?
Diabore: trivia murder party
MrSarkhan: CTS tonight
Juliamon: There's a stream in like 80 minutes
Bacon_Trail: bonus cts
JKBalch: You should play Brawl
DAC169:
Jump-Start or Jump-In or whatever the Jump thing is 
Flyingdelorion: Brawl?
xantos69:
50 Bits!
QuantumTwitch: that was very fun, thankms for the stream
jadielady: thank y'all for the stream
r10pez10: bye moleman enjoyers
GapFiller:
Juliamon oooh raid the tech test?
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream
TreeGamer35: tyfs!
MrSarkhan: I think my card kingdom order arrives tomorrow.
Juliamon:
GapFiller 
youcantlistentobuttons: I just got the Notification that my Maximum SPoop shirt should be here in time for halloween!
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Thank you so much
r10pez10: one day away from retirement
Arkroma:
shendaras:
GapFiller: sudden mysterious two week schedule jump there
lamina5432: gnight u 2
NotCainNorAbel:
500
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BusTed: G'niiiight!
Flyingdelorion: Thanks A and J it was fun!
lamina5432: multitrack drift
Shparky2197: Back from tech test, and we're done. Good stream everybody
Shparky2197: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing The Streams (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Trivia Murder Party 3) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:14 from now).
Shparky2197: Oooh, Trivia Murder Party! Also, I think that's the AFK descriptor, not the CTS one.
Juliamon: It *was* listed as an AFK at first
Juliamon: James changed it to a CtS but didn't fix the desc, and said 'deal with it'
Shparky2197: Ahh, fair enough.
Dog_of_Myth: Classic James
BusTed: kbye
Shparky2197: Thanks Jordynne, bye!
ContingentCat: !next
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