Crossing the Streams || Trivia Murder Party 3

 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was one of the songs with Justin Timberlake IIRC
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Submit.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I'll continue to resist thanks
 Dog_of_Myth: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't antagonize XSplit.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: lkuyý
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Freya, sage advice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that's good advice LRRbot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How the fuck did she get that special y????
 Metric_Furlong: dark sorcery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well she is a cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to open the webpage now because I'm so fucking excited to play the audience for this
 Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Probably managed to enter an alt-code somehow
 Shparky2197: apparently it's alt and 0253 on the numpad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 She enters a lot of alt-codes but that's a new one even for her. She's managed to open a lot of stuff and even rename hidden files before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't have a numpad
 Shparky2197: Super weird then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's extremely talented 
 Shparky2197: Very special catto
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She also will lay on 85% of the keyboard
 Shparky2197: Cats are very good at that. "You need this? It mine now, pay the treat toll"
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig What if you get a keyboard that isn't 85%?
  Juliamon: Then they'd have one with a numpad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is also a very small cat
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
 SymphonySolstice: !findbutts
  LRRbot: Above you?!
 lamina5432: evenin
 lamina5432: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
 baltimore_667083: evenin to you too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is 6.5 lbs at a healthy adult weight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a box!
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
 baltimore_667083: oh hey it me!
 red_shoes_jeff: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Barcode!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
  LRRbot: Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the Venga Bus.
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
GrathXVI: @Thefluffiestguineapig My dad progrmmed a text editor back in the 80s, it was being rolled out across the college he worked for because they didn't have a real text editor... my sister, who was a toddler at the time, reached up and did a keyboard smash that somehow crashed the whole program and he had to figure out what she actually hit to be able to find and fix the bug.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GrathXVI That sounds about right, and also cats and toddlers have similar levels of chaos
 CaptainSpam: Was it trivia?  Or was it... MURDER???  Tonight, you won't have to choose!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Cake or death?
 Shparky2197: It can be both!
 SnackPak_: 
 Shadowsoflife: what if both?
 red_shoes_jeff: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing The Streams (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Trivia Murder Party 3) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 Snowcookies: I love murder
 baltimore_667083: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Snowcookies: and trivia
 CaptainSpam: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats red_shoes_jeff!!
 Snowcookies: ffxiv is down so I remembered this is happening lol
 Metric_Furlong: and yet, no one loves to party
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 PharaohBender27: Well done, @red_shoes_jeff !
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love Murder Party 2 so much, I hope this lives up to it, the audience integration on that and quixort are so good
 Ashmantle: 
 Snowcookies: 
Earthenone: signal
 lamina5432: 
 Shparky2197:   
 Shadowsoflife:  
 PharaohBender27:  !
 red_shoes_jeff:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 baltimore_667083:   
 GhostValv:   
 consolecowboy88: Ayyy Wednesday nite Jackbox game new edition
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 consolecowboy88: I am exicited
 Vinewood_OG:   
 Shparky2197: Also dang, last played Jackbox in May, I need to go find more firneds to play with than my out-of state siblings
 PharaohBender27: I will need to bounce for a while pretty soon to make and eat dinner, but I wanted to at least see the start of this
 BeefcakeEmperor:      
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 gralamin: 150 spooky months!
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 SnackPak_: oh, excuse me
 Shparky2197: Oooh, Jackbox Jams
 PharaohBender27: Oh we have voices!
 Nigouki: Cool Fart Noise!
 Shadowsoflife: mic?
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Murder! Murder!
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 stippledotter: TMP3!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 If someone in the LRRscord will host then I will happily join online
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 Heckhoundbolt: so excited for this
 Metric_Furlong: okay, but does murder party 3 have the rare parental items feature?
 N2Osferatu: Mehahahha...uhahhhh!
 consolecowboy88: Someone tell the fart goblins to hush
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 teddywhosabear: trivia? murder? party? THREE?!
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DideRobot: LRR: It's spooky times on Crossing the Streams! Let's play some Trivia Murder Party 3! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117481623379950395
 consolecowboy88: Or like find a toilet cos it sounds like they need to pop
 Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Will do, and sort out a time and place in the lfg channel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I hope it has family items
 BaconL0rdes: I am curious to see what they did to shake up the formula.
 baltimore_667083: Hush, fart goblins
 consolecowboy88: Poop*
 Shparky2197: @Shparky2197 after stream though
 consolecowboy88: Sorry I will shut up
Mathwyn: Are you saying a trivia murdered the party?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 Oh not now, now is for TRIVIA
Scarbble: who up murdering they trivia
chaz_existing: Triva tim!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mathwyn As someone who regularly spouts too much trivia, seems likely
 Shparky2197: Also have most of the games on my switch, so I really ought to buy a capture card
 RassilonDND: Wait is this not trivia murder party?
 Heckhoundbolt: they made this its own separate game. I hope it is worth it
 RassilonDND: Just regular murder?
 SymphonySolstice: toime for a moider
 N2Osferatu: @Mathwyn We're going to murder the trivia, by answering "the 1987 Denver Broncos" to every question.
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 red_shoes_jeff: @RassilonDND I'll get my coat.
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 hyralt: 96 months!   That’s 8 years!
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RassilonDND Trivia murder, the best kind of murder
chaz_existing: @RassilonDND this is actually factoid manslaughter gathering
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 TehAmelie: idea: a legacy trivia game where you murder the questions so you only have to answer them once
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 Nigouki: oh right it is that day
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it weird I'm kind of invested in the lore of this game potentially?
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 djalternative: prob my last real chance to share this before bus launch
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 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Feel like they'd have to plan a *lot* of questions for that to work
 TehAmelie: true
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @PharaohBender27 At least 5
 djalternative: woo early murder!
 e_bloc: 666
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 You could murder answer choices?
 e_bloc: excited for a whole stream of tmp
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: Maybe you'd all have to get it right to successfully murder the trivia
 NorthstarTex: 
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, so like the 50/50 in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I can see that
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Shparky2197: We are so fine!
 BITs19_: good day chat! can't watch for long, going to the local haunted corn maze in about an hour
 TehAmelie: yeah i think it can work
Mathwyn: Anyone made a trivia roguelike yet?
  Juliamon: Technically, Jackbox did
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Mathwyn That one Jackbox game seems like the closest
 vsmit: 
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 hieroglyphica: Probably my last stream before Desert Bus, congrats all on making it another year!
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 N2Osferatu: @BITs19_ Wait, is it maize or corn? I can never figure it out 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Mathwyn A trivia-like?
Spritz_T: EVERYTHING IS FINE
 baltimore_667083: It’s a corn maize!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 djalternative: @Juliamon it is the only jackbox game I have ever desperately wanted dlc for
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 Diabore: tum tum time!
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 CabooseFails: and now all i can see is ben's belly
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 red_shoes_jeff: @baltimore_667083 Serge loves those!
 Strebenherz:   
 hatboozeparty: 
GrathXVI: Shirtless Ben Time
 RatherLargeToad: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Yay new cool intro
 Shparky2197: @hieroglyphica I mean, it is the last one they're doing before DB this year, so good catch
 N2Osferatu: New intro, just as loud as ever
kusinohki: meows
 e_bloc: get to see the cts intro twice this week what a bons
GrathXVI: Everyone's favorite LRR bit, Shirtless Ben
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 TehAmelie: we call corn majs here, but a maze is a labyrint. it can get confusing
 Diabore: intro already out of date, jordynne has new hair
 SymphonySolstice: helloooooo
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Twice the shirtless Ben
 e_bloc: good to see my U key is still fucked
nyoomgoom: lorddyyyyy what a slick new intro
rabbitgta: I'm welcomed
 Nigouki: back where god intended it?
 Shparky2197: Wow, nice intro, man, I've missed a bunch
 CabooseFails: 
 TehAmelie: hi trivianauts
Alex_Frostfire: Wednesday the 21st! Extra spooky.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time to go to camp
 gualdhar: oh right I forgot to check for shirtless Ben. oh darn.
 GhostValv: D:
 djalternative: all trivia all night for me
 calculated_uncertainties: There must always be no shirt, somehow
 A_Dub888: cool lightning effects
 baltimore_667083: Very very frightening?
 RockPusher: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1 1
 A_Dub888: 
 gibbousm: Wednesday? How spooky 
 Shparky2197: OK, volume is down, we're good again
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1
 e_bloc: Ben may be hanging out with the dark presence
 red_shoes_jeff: 
momalyd: Are they going to kill someone, like Jared Kushner just killed Bioware and Mass Effect?
 Shparky2197: @red_shoes_jeff That's terrifying
 Shadowsoflife: 
 e_bloc: it's a cross-promotion with the spoopifer shirt
 RockPusher:   
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @momalyd That was such a bummer.
 CabooseFails: brendan "halloweeb" dery
 RatherLargeToad: A murder.  A group of parties is a murder.
 TehAmelie: big spoopys
 arcaneIllumination: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RedAlexxis: Not a trivial stream then. 
 teddywhosabear: reasonable, sensible
 hyralt: I disavow all holidays except Halloween and transcribing during spooky month
 Diabore: hopefully not us centric
 djalternative: and you ARE under pursuit here
Earthenone: as long as someone is bored, every game is a board game
 ladyjessica: Graham’s almost Freddy sweater.
 Nigouki: Could always do cheese run CtS
 ArtDecoSunburn: Trivial Pursuit has wedges, Murder Party has axes.
 niccus: hoover mode OFF
 calculated_uncertainties:  
LPS_97: It's so hoover
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Many people don't know that
 baltimore_667083: What do you mean you don’t know Herbert Clark Hoover? 
smertmonkey: woody
 Shparky2197: As an Australian, appreciate the global trivia
momalyd: oh Fred? Yea I've see Scream
 ArtDecoSunburn: There were two Johnsons, and two Harrisons.
 djalternative: Our favorite president Harrison Ford
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I appreciate the global trivia
 hyralt: People can be precedents?
 PharaohBender27:  is correct - it was Benjamin Harrison
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Camp Mass Acres is so funny
 Diabore: does chat get to play this one too?
 gualdhar: ok that intro was cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That intro is sick
 NorthstarTex: o/ I'm exicted...wait
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the code?
IanAllenBird: : O
 PharaohBender27: @ArtDecoSunburn And the Harrisons were related, unlike the Johnsons (I think)
 Shparky2197: Where audience code?
LPS_97: there is none
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, Ben's got his checker pattern!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Diabore I don't think they have added viewer playalong yet
 Diabore: awww
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We aren't
 MacbethSeemsSus: I never expected the trivia murderer to murder me!
Spritz_T: 2
 Mr_Bitterness:  I see Ben in appropriate plaid
 Nigouki: but we always win!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, no audience participation for now.
nyoomgoom: the production value on this is incredible
 Shparky2197: Oh no.
 RatherLargeToad: nice
 wjmck: game way too loud
 djalternative: this is a prerelease copy right? might not be in yet
 Diabore: shrug emoji
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Boooo no audience participation
 e_bloc: I see what you're doing here game
 Metric_Furlong: oh please, who doesn't know this? 
 Xavorin: I think TM3 is currently in early access, so they might not have audience set up yet.
LPS_97: it is early access no?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @PharaohBender27 The Harrisons were. The Johnsons were not. The Adamses were father-son. The Roosevelts were cousins.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is still early access.
 NorthstarTex: uhoh
 BITs19_: didn't the announcer used to read the question?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm lichen it!
 TehAmelie: well, we learned something
GreenyTea: okay they're making that up
 Shparky2197: Fair enough
 RatherLargeToad: maybe this is an intro of some sort
 n3ther: evreyone dies yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so do you need to enable it
 Diabore: so many people gonna die
LonelyTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
 LonelyTex: wow that's almost a year
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 Diabore: windmill slam 5
Earthenone: musical bags
 NewtyNewts: 2,3,4,7 or 8?
 RatherLargeToad: greed.  greed.  greed
Alex_Frostfire: Hello, pigeonhole principle, at least two people die.
 baltimore_667083: Give me 3 any day
 PharaohBender27: Man this is so high production
 e_bloc: I want the piss colored one
rabbitgta: Greed always rewards
 e_bloc: no reason
 Shadowsoflife: 
 NorthstarTex: o7
nyoomgoom: awesome
 ArtDecoSunburn: @baltimore_667083 People knew his wife Lou. They liked her better. She became a celebrity for taking a cross country road trip.
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostValv: 
 Kuhfeek: gg
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just everyone
 NewtyNewts: Game over!!!
IanAllenBird: Well
Spritz_T: nice
 Strebenherz: wow
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: That’s too fast to strategize
 Its_VeeBot: Total Party Kill!
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHAHA
 underhill33: tpk!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 LonelyTex: 
GazzyInferno: NOONE WINS
 NimrodXIV: well done
 hyralt: Whelp
 NorthstarTex: game good
  Sarah_Serinde: incredible
Earthenone: TPK!
 Shparky2197: Welp, everyone died
 WiJohn: TPK!
 Decaped: good stream everyone
 RatherLargeToad: Flawless Victory!
phoenixfeather14: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: TPK
IanAllenBird: TKO
 TehAmelie: how to speedrun trivia
 Micalovits: good stream!
rabbitgta: New game
 idontgetmyrealname: tpk, perfect
 ContingentCat: TPK!
 e_bloc: game of the year
 TheWriterAleph: pack it up, we're done
 n3ther: icant lmao
 Metric_Furlong: well, good game everyone
 xantos69: Try again I freeking guess.
 idontgetmyrealname: goods stream everyone
Scarbble: well done everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well now you can figure out if there's audience participation
 Snowcookies: gg
 ContingentCat: Heather will be proud
 n3ther: speedrun
 Going_Medium: Good stream
 Diabore: it was round 2!
 e_bloc: 
 ghyllnox: Lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 RatherLargeToad: quick, play the Let’s Nope wheel music
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PolishedTalentedSalsifySmoocherZ-kMX0kmaxf62FXZ5k
Earthenone: cori is the final girl!
 ContingentCat: So accidentally even odds
 TehAmelie: a very even field
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CalmEagerAlbatrossOSsloth-qT1X1Ty4PRmB0tA0
 e_bloc: this is what justice looks like
 iris_of_ether:   
  Sarah_Serinde: That's just talent
 WiJohn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmoggySarcasticOxBCWarrior-rvGaRerg6pTbnBeZ
 PharaohBender27: And on that note I need to bounce for making dinner - will be back if this is still going an hour from now
 Diabore: 
 Shparky2197: This is a lot really fast, my head be spinning
 ContingentCat: 
 RareSeaKat: This is perfect
 TehAmelie: i saw this movie today!
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColorfulEasyRaisinNomNom-VmkYCeBhkwoQjhvq
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Doesn't everyone know this?
DoodlestheGreat: I know this one because of a certain movie.
 Nigouki: cmon tap into that mixed up JRPG lore
 red_shoes_jeff: YOU BETRAYED SHIVA!
 hatboozeparty: wow
 RatherLargeToad: US centric or Hindu centric, those are the options
 e_bloc: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Isn't there supposed to be a "Last Girl," or at least a last living person?
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like I encountered this one earlier today...
Earthenone: hamilton, i thought we took out us questions
 n3ther: I recognize none of these names lmao
Alex_Frostfire: I don't remember.
 hyralt: Wow you didn’t know that G?  Tsk
 Athelgar: I read Shivams Hindu threads, i recognized those names
Spritz_T: not pulling any punches with these questions
 n3ther: Matt name ONE man
TotallyNotaBeholder: Name a Man?  Whitney Houston... darnit
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: CORI
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: LEGEND
 n3ther: oh one I know
 NorthstarTex: everyone witchy
 calculated_uncertainties: Traditional
Earthenone: idk i played persona and there were rivers in the desert
 Mr_Bitterness: That's the same as who wrote the source material of Hamilton?!?
 n3ther: oh funny
nyoomgoom: the timing good lord
 DiscordianTokkan: *4*??
 e_bloc: oh so are the options easy or Hindu
GazzyInferno: 4
 TheWriterAleph: waow.
 SymphonySolstice: ????
 Its_VeeBot: 4
 hatboozeparty: The what now
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no!
 LonelyTex: LOL
 thraximore: 4!
 Dog_of_Myth: 4
Scarbble: 4
 NewtyNewts: 4.
 teddywhosabear: 4
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Its_VeeBot: What good timing
Alex_Frostfire: These are... esoteric.
 Metric_Furlong: 4 got topical
 NorthstarTex: 4.
  Juliamon: 4!
Creature_Comforts: Hey, that's my encryption code
 Diabore: chat dont answer
 TehAmelie: i think 2
 SymphonySolstice: 4 is the number of the day
 RatherLargeToad: What a day for 4
 gsyhiap: 4
GazzyInferno: everyone's favourite new number
 djalternative: 4!
 ContingentCat: 4!
 wjmck: 4!
 NorthstarTex: Hell yes Cori
Alex_Frostfire: Oh, it's very explicable.
 Shparky2197: @Earthenone I like that, I feel seen
 RatherLargeToad: oh it is explicable.  it’s a very spooky reason
 TehAmelie: haha, i recognized the shape from the movie
 Diabore: uhhhh
 Diabore: oh no math
LPS_97: topical
 RatherLargeToad: It turns out the password for the internet was set to 4
nyoomgoom: math!!
 Its_VeeBot: Math!
 hatboozeparty: YAY
 n3ther: MATH yay
aerohydra: 
phoenixfeather14: Math!
GreenyTea: MATH! The most evil thing of all
 GhostValv: 
 NorthstarTex: yay math!
 n3ther: math kills, you heard it here first
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doesn't Beej always do well?
 ContingentCat: Oh no minute math!
DarthRagnar815: 
Acroamatis: TMP 3 still needs some of its rough edges sanded off, unfortunately.
 Shadowsoflife: 
 hatboozeparty: It should be easy, they have calculators
 Diabore: well rip cori
 SymphonySolstice: it's got its own theme song!
 LonelyTex: of course the Eggs player is good at math
 Mr_Bitterness: Math! Math! Gooooo Math!
 NewtyNewts: Gooooooo Math!
Neesee: damn wheeler
 Snowcookies: Gooooo Math!
smertmonkey: geez wheeler
 hyralt: Dang wheeler can math
 Shparky2197: This is the most cinematic maths comp I've ever seen
ankhomeg: Wheeler locked in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler with the MtG math
 HbombAndFriends: I guess Wheeler has the “good at math” autism?
 ContingentCat: 
 BrowneePointz: Oh hey the mom
 ghyllnox: \o/
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: 
 Kuhfeek: nice
Alex_Frostfire: What death?
 NewtyNewts: Riiiiigged!
 GhostValv: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: CORI AGAIN
 Saintnex: ohhhh nooooo
 hatboozeparty: amazing
  Sarah_Serinde: ahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Spritz_T: nice
 LonelyTex: never punished
IanAllenBird: oh my god
 TehAmelie: untouchable!
 AugmentingPath: skill game
 Snowcookies: nice
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 teddywhosabear: 4 is a random number; cori is a random ghost
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 red_shoes_jeff: FIX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
 shendaras: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 BrowneePointz: The wheel is a feminist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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rabbitgta: Better lucky than good
 ContingentCat: Never Punished!
GazzyInferno: statistics don't owe you bumpkis
 WiJohn: She cannot die
 Jillexie: This is amazing.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean this in the kindest way possible. TMP3 feels...over produced...
leebenningfield: wheel of morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we must learn
 vsmit: Hey, Cori, roll 11 again.
Earthenone: cori is just built diferent
 RareSeaKat: Cori the goat
nyoomgoom: evil
rabbitgta:   
LPS_97: I think a little bit came out
 SymphonySolstice: frrrrrt dot wav
 Shparky2197: Ooof, that was a wet sounding one
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Yeah, maybe making it a stand-alone game that needs to be delayed a year wasn't the best choice.
 hatboozeparty: Oh no, a shadow hat is behind them
 BrowneePointz: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo It’s also a standalone product so they probably felt the need to up the production value
 Diabore: oh not frigate, huh
letsbelgo: @Diabore pt boat I think
 fcloud: movies? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Roma?
 teddywhosabear: 44 times? that's so many!
 Shparky2197: I read that as 44, not 4+
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The guy who is going to kill you
 Wizzo1138: He's [Redacted]
 ContingentCat: That's the Hat Man
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm excited to watch them all fail
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scaly skin
 Shparky2197: @ContingentCat From that W+P?
 NorthstarTex: o7
 Strebenherz: Holy crap
 n3ther: 
 Kuhfeek: jeez
 e_bloc: Angel is just off camera giving Wheeler all the US-based answers right
 TheAinMAP: 
 ContingentCat: 
 fcloud: sawblades turn out to be surprisingly effective against ghosts
 ghyllnox: So a haunted... weed whacker?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ash
 DiscordianTokkan: Beefy
  Juliamon: oh man, gimme that beefy mushroom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matzo ball?
 NorthstarTex: Who else is at soup
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Please keep in mind that the Hat Man doesn't respect pronouns after 500mg of Benadryl (to poorly quote that old reddit gem)
 fcloud: "beefy mushroom" actual contains no beef, the mushroom are just really swole
 fcloud: *actually
 DiscordianTokkan: Honeybee??
Earthenone: beefy mushroom dosent sound like a safe google
  Juliamon: Ringworm is a fungus!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tapeworm
 ghyllnox: Ringworm is ironically a fungus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ringworm is a topical fungus
 e_bloc: neither ring nor worm
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the 3rd slogan is an upcoming slogan
  Juliamon: That's why it's so much harder to eliminate
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kuhfeek: Coke is it!
 n3ther: oh no
 Shparky2197: Congrats Beej!
 Its_VeeBot: Beej no
 Metric_Furlong: Beej no!
IanAllenBird: well,
rabbitgta: Not ok
 arcaneIllumination: Clip it
 n3ther: LOL
 A_Dub888:   
 Diabore: BEEJ
 Decaped: clip it!
 LonelyTex: oh no
 NimrodXIV: no
 hatboozeparty: Uhhhh
leebenningfield: I work in an animal shelter, I have a lot of experience with ringworm
 SymphonySolstice: wait wait-
 ghyllnox: Hmm...
 NorthstarTex: BEEJ NO!
GazzyInferno: redact that
 GhostValv: 
 n3ther: BEEJ haha
 red_shoes_jeff: BEEJ!
 ButButTheJesus: beej
 Jillexie: Beej
MacbethSeemsSus: lrrSPOOP
 Acroamatis: Beej no!
 Dog_of_Myth: BEEJ
 ContingentCat: What?
 ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 Vinewood_OG: Jalupeenit
 n3ther: demonitized 
phoenixfeather14: Beej! No!
GreenyTea: Beej is the Final Girl!
 Strebenherz: the end screen oh my god xD
 dougbeal: 
GazzyInferno: the views of Beej do not reflect that of Bionic Trousers Ltd
 hyralt: Wait what
 e_bloc: might as well get cancelled before desert bus
 Voidhawk42: Ah, I see this is the year LRR finally gets cancelled
 SymphonySolstice: wet
Alex_Frostfire: Craft Services: Wet
 Its_VeeBot: Pea Wet
 RatherLargeToad: Script: “No one, clearly”
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 Decaped: if you get canceled before DB, you just get a vacation
 djalternative: yeah. clearly nobody was scripty
 ghyllnox: [Redacted]
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 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastySpeedyFennelNononoCat-1Q3Xb7QhL2OlvToH
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: No, sadly just no audience yet
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 ContingentCat: The silly credits are cute
 A_Dub888: @ContingentCat ur cute
Spritz_T: maybe it has to be enabled?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No audience integration at all on release is not good
 ContingentCat: @A_Dub888 No u!
 bytecaster: We can participate in chat! By being wrong!
mendokusai_jamesdean: Run it Back Camp Mass Acres
 red_shoes_jeff: So did I
 GhostValv: Mazinger?
 djalternative: @Thefluffiestguineapig this is an early prerelease build
Earthenone: mazinger Zed
 Acroamatis: It's right there on the cabin!
 RockPusher:   
 LonelyTex: Yeah the lack of audience interactivity in the game known for pioneering that feels weird
 A_Dub888: @ContingentCat 
Spritz_T: change the private party setting
 consolecowboy88: The metzinges are a good band
 Its_VeeBot: Ben is in costume
0x6772: Totally typing ????? into jackbox.tv…
 Metric_Furlong: Mazinger? isn't that the catch phrase from the big bang theory? 
 NewtyNewts: so farty...
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 n3ther: Beej you're not just a default to us
 Mr_Bitterness: Serving a lot of beans at this summer camp
 RockPusher:  
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 BrowneePointz: Oh, apparently yall are actual factual camp counselors who’ve had your souls put into these dolls @LoadingReadyRun
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 kingandcommoner: late but here
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BrowneePointz So a normal summer camp
IanAllenBird: ok now don't everyone die on turn 2
Lysander_salamander: oh, we're in a camp now?
 Shparky2197: Hello!
 A_Dub888: There's a Found?
 red_shoes_jeff: Found an axe HANDLE at camp once.
 ContingentCat: Yeahhhh
IanAllenBird: oh no
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
 ghyllnox: At *least* one
 e_bloc: nice
 Its_VeeBot: This Plot Twist is really silly
 SymphonySolstice: lmao
 LonelyTex: lol
 red_shoes_jeff: JUMP scare!
Spritz_T: 3
 Diabore: at COLDPLAY?
 Shparky2197: @red_shoes_jeff The fact that the axe head was unaccounted for is very concerning
rogerivany: Luckily Ben in inflappable.  
 BrowneePointz: Woah damn recent recent
 DiscordianTokkan: Gnome!
IanAllenBird: lmao
 e_bloc: I mean probably ICP too
 NorthstarTex: XD
Lysander_salamander: A bit like the "scews" in the original You don't know Jack?
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: gnome'd!
MacbethSeemsSus: Gnome!
 LonelyTex: G N O ME
 NimrodXIV: Gnomescare
LeeshaJoy: Ohh, so they borrowed the Screw Your Neighbor mechanic from YDKJ
 n3ther: ????
 hatboozeparty: PUPPY
 Diabore: everything lagging hard?
 Nigouki: it's Coldplay's only contribution to world culture
Desruprot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Yeah, here too
BeanieManPresents: well it was a jump scare for the couple
 Heckhoundbolt: lag
 AranMathai: had to refresh.
 n3ther: no one here studied chemistry
 n3ther: 
Spritz_T: oxygen isn't noble
necrocreature: Coldplay lagged out the game
 Diabore: i got my answer
 Metric_Furlong: all the gang have to do is not *all* pick the same thing
 NewtyNewts: Potato sack!
 GhostValv: 
 Diabore: oh we dont get to see anything
 n3ther: oh jeez
 Its_VeeBot: Oh lmao
IanAllenBird: oh multiple choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What 7 words????
Lysander_salamander: wait the seven forbidden words?
Alex_Frostfire: I mean, it's 7 words long...
 red_shoes_jeff: @Shparky2197 Well, I don't THINK anyone mysteriously vanished that summer. There WERE a lot of kids.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OHHH
GazzyInferno: oh that one actually is kinda spooky
 TheMerricat: Just woke up chat, are we seen?
IanAllenBird: ohh
Earthenone: shouldent seven be spelled out to count
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I get it
nyoomgoom: these
Lysander_salamander: oooh
Lysander_salamander: I see now
 ErynTzun: oh hai
 Its_VeeBot: That was a tricksy one, [REDACTED]
 RockPusher: 
 ErynTzun: are we being murdered over trivia?
 n3ther: the deaths in this are surprisingly gruesome for being stuffed dolls
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ghyllnox: 
 teddywhosabear: that's a good bit lol
  Juliamon: ok, these jumpscares are good
 RainyMint: 
 ButButTheJesus: GAH
Alex_Frostfire: These jumpscares are pretty funny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, the jumpscares are good
 ButButTheJesus: that's horrible
Critterbot: A phone call? That was genuinely scary!
Desruprot: 
 consolecowboy88: Farts and jump scares  ? Jesus crow
 BrowneePointz: @n3ther Like Isaid, apparently the lore is they’re actual people whose souls were shoved into the dolls
 Diabore: a dog
 djalternative: skores
  mowdownjoe: Is there audience participation?
Spritz_T: 4?
 Its_VeeBot: Another streamer I watched got Jumpscare on his *first* game and was suuper confused
 A_Dub888: Must've been serving beans at the cafeteria
  Sarah_Serinde: @mowdownjoe Sounds like it's not implemented yet
Yoshi_Gal: Can I pet that dawg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 4 I think
 BrowneePointz: She’s a blue heeler!
 consolecowboy88: Only other chainsaw I can think of is the Ramones song
 e_bloc: I experienced so much bluey before I realized she was female
 consolecowboy88: ‘S a bitchin tune
 thraximore: hmm
 n3ther: LOL
 ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like stabbin box
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NorthstarTex: hmmmm
GazzyInferno: hmm
 Its_VeeBot: Or when time runs out
BeanieManPresents: tricky...
 NimrodXIV: tough choice
Alex_Frostfire: Safe players, choose Beej.
 teddywhosabear: so, uh, I think this wasn't thought out all the way
 ContingentCat: If you touch a real chainsaw you also lose
  Sarah_Serinde: well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm who might die, such a hard choice
Lysander_salamander: aw
 NorthstarTex: aww, beej died
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This is the murder part.
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Beej
 Its_VeeBot: Beej could've survived until time runs out and lived
Alex_Frostfire: Pfft, I like the sign.
 e_bloc: and then a party!
 RockPusher:   
BeanieManPresents: careful farting near the naked flame
Alex_Frostfire: Smores with the m crossed out and c written above it.
 ContingentCat: And farts
 BrowneePointz: Yall are farting more than Blazing Saddles
 Its_VeeBot: Oh I know this
 BITs19_: I know this!
Lysander_salamander: 4?
 consolecowboy88: I think it’s Daytona?
 GhostValv: I think I know this
 e_bloc: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The different fart sounds are also good
 TheWriterAleph: Myst is a g ood joke
Lysander_salamander: Daytonaaaaaaaa
 Metric_Furlong: windmill slam Myst 
 Its_VeeBot: It's RCT.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DayTOONNAAAAAA
 red_shoes_jeff: Head and knuckles above Myst!
Lysander_salamander: oh
 n3ther: that makes sense
 consolecowboy88: Doh
 ContingentCat: What
Spritz_T: 2
letsbelgo: lets fly away
dm818: I know this one
 Dog_of_Myth: I know this one
BeanieManPresents: 2
rogerivany: 2
 Its_VeeBot: RollerCoaster Tycoon has some weird stuff early in development
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 ContingentCat: Lol Montreal
 ErynTzun: That phrase is associated with rollercoasters so it makes sense even you didn't already know the answer
Cptasparagus: i only knew it was in the US
 e_bloc: oh yeah I actually knew that one
 Diabore: wat
 n3ther: ziplines are fun!
GazzyInferno: oh, a ripline
 BrowneePointz: They shipped a bunch of the masonry to Arizona ye
Lysander_salamander: aw
 hyralt: That’s just how they do things in Arizoña
BeanieManPresents: the really tricky part is getting the bridge from arizona to nevada and back
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rogerivany: I think they actually did this on a LIVE.
 BrowneePointz: That was a REALLY wet fart
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 SnackPak_: 
 Its_VeeBot: Nice shootin' tex
MacbethSeemsSus: Arrow to the knee
 TehAmelie: my hip feels like that sometimes
 e_bloc: it's a boy, and what a boy
Lysander_salamander: oh they already had a round?
 Wizzo1138: They only serve beans at this camp?
WriterRaven flops into chat, very late
 magentajune: Final Girl Cori?
 ErynTzun: Why is this game so fart-y?
 Snowcookies: it's a button the players can press
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Lysander_salamander Everyone died on the 2nd round for the first game
 Shadowsoflife: o/ @WriterRaven
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of them
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 Its_VeeBot: Do ya have any Bear Claws?
 red_shoes_jeff: You have a Berliner for dessert after your Hamburger.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dolll was terrifying
 TheCactaceae: ich bin ein boston cream
rabbitgta: Jesus wasn't an answer that time
 consolecowboy88: They are farting cos death involves the complete emptying of bowels
 Xavorin: @Its_VeeBot Nah, we're out of bear claws.
Spritz_T: marathon
 Shparky2197: I feel like I should get one of the bingo cards ready. I don't think that's a good sign
 Its_VeeBot: @Xavorin thank you for finishing the bit lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1 and 3
 red_shoes_jeff: Good ol' Pope Bob.
 e_bloc: I believe you are thinking of kevin nash
 teddywhosabear: offensive pass interference
 AllTheWeasels: oh shit i know this one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pffffft no idea
 AugmentingPath: thanks, for asking OPI is presumably today's sponsor
Desruprot: uh
 Heckhoundbolt: uh, Cori and Matt are alive
 LordZarano: Diesel designed the diesel engine, the fuel is named after his engine
 TheCactaceae: OPI, Only Pigment Infusions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 n3ther: huh UN has 6 official languages: English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, French and Arabic
Spritz_T: etch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Heckhoundbolt: it’s supposed to
 Shparky2197: Wot, Cori!
 Shparky2197: Woot*
 TheCactaceae: They'd shoot their eye out
 iris_of_ether:   
 ErynTzun: You're gonna put your eye out with that thing!
 Its_VeeBot: *distant fart noises*
Desruprot: woah that was fast
 ErynTzun: That movie annoys me to no end
 Voidhawk42: simBA
 TehAmelie: "this is CNN"
 ShaneLeeAtk: Return the Slab!
MacbethSeemsSus: Skymotes
 Shadowsoflife: Remember
rabbitgta: Are Toy story and a Christmas story in the same universe?
 consolecowboy88: @ErynTzun which one?
 Xavorin: The credits just remind me of that meme song with the screaming cowboy over assorted landscapes.
 SnackPak_: delicious xp
Desruprot: @TehAmelie had the same thought
Spritz_T: i'm guessing changing the mode may allow audience participation
Lysander_salamander: what does the experience points do?
 ladyjessica: You must avenge my death zimba I mean simba
 Its_VeeBot: Unlocks cosmetics
Lysander_salamander: oh a werewolf
mendokusai_jamesdean: XP unlocks new skins. Need an account
 kodalith: What does it say under the room code?
 Heckhoundbolt: well, early access folks
 MAPBoardgames: @kodalith H to hide room code
0x6772: It'd sure be neat if, as now released, this game actually included audience interaction.
 Shparky2197: @kodalith What button to press to reveal it
 kodalith: So hit H and maybe it shows?
 Xavorin: @0x6772 TBF, it's just early access.
  Juliamon: this isn't released, it's early access
Fruan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
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 kodalith: @Juliamon Fair enough
 ErynTzun: @consolecowboy88 A Christmas Story, the one with the BB Gun the main character wants and the mom concerned he's going to shoot his eye out if he gets that for Xmas.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is just no audience
 Shparky2197: @kodalith Yes, but then we would be player, not audience
Desruprot: the Gym Accountant
0x6772: @Xavorin I haven't actually been keeping close track, but I thought it had been for a month?
 consolecowboy88: @ErynTzun fair -  I a lot about it except the ending
 djalternative: I mean, if you're not looking...
 cheezweazl:     
 KaleidoscopeMind: just numbers, like when we do split the room
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @0x6772 As an early access game
 gsyhiap: The answer is always 4, obviously
 RockPusher: Is any Jackbox audience stuff running? They may be down for patching reasons.
 Xavorin: @0x6772 If I recall, v1.0 isn't expected until some time next year.
 DiscordianTokkan: Well.
MacbethSeemsSus: 5
 Shparky2197: I msheard that as f-ing hats, I need to get my hearing checked
Darth_Litigious: 1
Spritz_T: 3
 teddywhosabear: okay, well
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fart
 MAPBoardgames: CAn I phone a friend?
GrathXVI: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 JadedCynic: yay, I'm not disappointed
Spritz_T: animal crossing was 90s in japan
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 118 months!
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Lysander_salamander: I've never had cable
 e_bloc: 1?
 SnackPak_: oof, Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have no idea
 SymphonySolstice: idk how I knew that
 consolecowboy88: Where does Anthony Bourdain wot now?
 Species5618Beta: Never even heard of that show
 e_bloc: I vaguely remember that
GrathXVI: @Spritz_T 2001, but close enough
 zeathean: The tough one there is that he had been to every one of those locations
 Shadowsoflife: I guess and got it right
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s hard to read the text.  This is why I want a bigger TV.
WriterRaven: Prisoner's dilemma!
FrankiePeanuts: It's Dumb Waiter.
 Gekyouryuu: RIP Anthony Bourdain
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, the prisoner's dilemna
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH that's a fascinating puzzle
 e_bloc: he totally picked the most out of pocket location for episode 1
 ghyllnox: \o/
 ErynTzun: @consolecowboy88 It's just such a weird movie, I don't find bullying funny.
Spritz_T: @GrathXVI i know it was n64, figured it almost had to be
 SnackPak_: a real canoe dilemma
 Its_VeeBot: Matt how could you
 NimrodXIV: go left, cmon
 Micalovits: Got it, stab matt
MacbethSeemsSus: Keep in mind, the Joker's lying
GrathXVI: @Spritz_T They did the enhanced Gamecube release the same year
 consolecowboy88: @ErynTzun it’s okay ❤️
 MAPBoardgames: Left handed and soggy
Lysander_salamander: dang
Spritz_T: @GrathXVI huh
0x6772: @Xavorin Totally fair! I thought I'd read October in passing A While ago, but the backend to support this at scale has got to be a royal pain.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They revealed the casting?
 ErynTzun: These little characters always remind me of the teddy bears we had to learn to make in grade school
 A_Dub888: do ghosts have lefts?
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 TehAmelie: one ghost, one vote!
Darth_Litigious: 2
 Nigouki: 4
Lysander_salamander: mile?
 Micalovits: Boomers have ruined enough things, they don't need to be able to keep doing that after death
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2?
 BITs19_: 4
Cptasparagus: if ghosts could vote, Alberta would've seceded!
 MAPBoardgames: I think a mile
 JadedCynic: 
 Shadowsoflife: 2?
Lysander_salamander: fathom is just 6 feet
Spritz_T: not km at least
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Ectoplasmic Rights
 Shparky2197: A fathom is surprisingly short, right?
 TehAmelie: it's about 2.8 km
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 KingOfDoma: Oh, hey, murder! How fun!
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 e_bloc: no taxation without apperation
 JadedCynic: fathom is 40 feet
 Shparky2197: @Lysander_salamander Yeah, that's what I thought
 Metric_Furlong: Graham "smart person" Stark
 BrowneePointz: nautical mile is 1.15 miles
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 Shadwhawk: Fathom is a chain, IIRC
 Its_VeeBot: A fathom is where you go to watch Rifftrax in theaters
 NightBook1: fathom is aprox 6 feet
MacbethSeemsSus: I think knots are meassured in hands
 e_bloc: it means many things?  can't fathom that
LPS_97: I just noticed the gloved hands switching the boards
 DiscordianTokkan: INSIDE them?
 consolecowboy88: Da na na na nanana
 SymphonySolstice: ????
 Shadowsoflife: ?
 kilnfiendpotter: I mean, inches were originally thumbs
 eid010n: why was the light fixture farting them out though
 e_bloc: 
 consolecowboy88: Da na na ba nana
 flatluigi: in a row?
 JadedCynic: you do know those cute 'sea cows' eat eyes...
GreenyTea: the manatees were already dead, its fine
 consolecowboy88: Gettin squishy with it
Spritz_T: wow
 consolecowboy88: He’s got man eating manatees?
 Its_VeeBot: Nope, they're all safe
 BrowneePointz: no Matt. they have Ghasts
 MAPBoardgames: The trivia in this game is destroying me.
 kilnfiendpotter: 4!
 Shparky2197: 4
 SymphonySolstice: 4
Darth_Litigious: 4
 BrowneePointz: 4 baybee
 DiscordianTokkan: 4
 iris_of_ether: 4 lol
 BrowneePointz: down up up
Spritz_T: 4
 eid010n: 4
 kilnfiendpotter: It's the only ballroom dance I know!
 Dog_of_Myth: Tim
Spritz_T: 123 123
 DiscordianTokkan: One-two-three, one-two-three
 hatboozeparty: dancers can bend time? no one told me that
 KaleidoscopeMind: 3/4
MacbethSeemsSus: bwahaha music theory
 A_Dub888: who's blood?
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 Shparky2197: I'd dance a waltz with you, G
 SymphonySolstice: delicious tomato juice
 iris_of_ether: 
Lysander_salamander: not well-lit
 kilnfiendpotter: That's a lot of cranberry juice
 DiscordianTokkan: I hope the phones have better views
 kilnfiendpotter: This lighting is miserable!
BeanieManPresents: someone squished Elmo!
 Its_VeeBot: Don't worry, safe players overflowing means nothing
 Shparky2197: Good point, Paul
MacbethSeemsSus: 
 JadedCynic: he DOES *want* to kill you all, yeah
 JadedCynic: 
 Its_VeeBot: I mean, yeah
 e_bloc: got you there
 Jigokuro: 
 MAPBoardgames: 3
 kilnfiendpotter: Gin!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @JadedCynic Well, most of you
 Diabore: i wonder if a safe player can do so bad they die anyway
 TehAmelie: do we count how many times the drink is mentioned?
 JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters all but one
 Metric_Furlong: final round it is then 
 e_bloc: 3
 JadedCynic: beer vs wine vs spirits
 MAPBoardgames: Usually 35-40% APV
 e_bloc: unless they';re making some 80 proof wine these days
 kilnfiendpotter: 2 is hilarious
 JadedCynic: beej? 
 TheWriterAleph: lol wakarimasen
 Shparky2197: 3?
 Species5618Beta: Missed chance for Champagne Supernova
MacbethSeemsSus: I double checked none of the band names were alcohol
 e_bloc: I think in the US gin has to be at least 40%
 iris_of_ether: Haha
 Shparky2197: ahh, dinger
 JadedCynic: 
 BrowneePointz: (for folks who didn't get the joke, Wakarimasen means "I don't know")
 e_bloc: oh this would be a good LRL prerecord
 TheWriterAleph: 
 JadedCynic: 
GreenyTea: killing campers = free trunks.  That's just good MATH
 Gekyouryuu: fun note: you don't HAVE to fully utilize your bomb shape
 JadedCynic: there's a TSA joke
 JadedCynic: 
 TheWriterAleph: good ref
 e_bloc: so good
 JadedCynic: wheeler's the Final Girl!
 Shparky2197: And a Carmen Sandiego joke
 ErynTzun: Are those not suitcases? Who calls them trunks?
 JessieImproved: doo wop a bop
 DiscordianTokkan: fart orb
0x6772: @e_bloc It doesn't really matter, but there's no regulation in the US about minimum proof for any distilled product. In fact, there are states (Ohio, I think?) where maximum-proof (at 40, 20%) distilled spirits are the only spirits allowed to be sold on Sundays.
 Species5618Beta: -1 This is bad RP. Ghosts cant fart
 Xavorin: @Species5618Beta Says who?
 JadedCynic: @Species5618Beta not with THAT attitude..
   LoadingReadyRun: Jackbox should totally do a game with Rockapella as the hosts. I feel like they would totally get the jackbox vibe
 MAPBoardgames: not the most basic of chemistry questions
 Metric_Furlong: Honkers Delite
Lysander_salamander: honkers
 djalternative: beer is lactic acid thanks to yeast
 Shadowsoflife: @0x6772 Ohio is not one them. says an Ohioain
WriterRaven: Honkers Delite is just three geese in a trenchcoat.
BeanieManPresents: ghosts can totally fart, who else can you blame when there's no dog around?
GreenyTea: 
 Nigouki: Na
Cptasparagus: Honkers Bad Fur Day
 TehAmelie: oh right, krypton actually exists
 KaleidoscopeMind: fermentation = CO2 bubbles = acid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BeanieManPresents A barking spider was what my dad always said
 Kramburger: My favourite bond girl was Chesty LaRue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 Xavorin: Honkers Delite is going to be the girl in the new Austin Powers movie, surely.
 e_bloc: can't draw horses' brain
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 Pywodwagon: They're pretty dumb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 and 3?
 niccus: giraffes have necks that are too short for their legs
 underhill33: one of these is swiss
 TehAmelie: the metric system!
 Kramburger: Absolute Vaudeville
 Gekyouryuu: fun fact: the Etch-a-Sketch was a French invention
 Pywodwagon: we had to kick one off of safaris at disney because it kept trying to eat windshield wipers off trucks
 Shadowsoflife: neat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu Neat
0x6772: @Shadowsoflife Heard! My memory of weird Blue Laws may well be out of date, as it's no longer relevant to my employment.  (Also, hi from PA!)
 JKBalch: Oh right the LOTR sweep
FrankiePeanuts: "I'm Plenty". "You certainly are".  "Plenty O'Toole".  "Named for your father, no doubt".
 e_bloc: shawshank didn;'t even win best picture
 Shadowsoflife: @0x6772 o/
 TehAmelie: Wheeler was wheels ahead
 SymphonySolstice: heck of a cloud
 JadedCynic: 
MacbethSeemsSus: They need a screaming cowboy emote for the sky
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
GreenyTea: @e_bloc wait, what beat Shawshank?
Desruprot: Gruyere is in fact in Switzerland
 Shparky2197: I would be running so far from that cloud
 e_bloc: @GreenyTea forest fucking gump
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 Kramburger: T'hour
BeanieManPresents: Shawshank got a goose egg, lots of nominations but no wins
GreenyTea: @e_bloc okay that kinda tracks
 xantos69: I like this variant.   New Game.  Good Game.
 Gekyouryuu: giveaways?
 SymphonySolstice: :0
 ErynTzun: neat
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Take care break before the game breaks you✌️❤️
 Xavorin: Le gasp!
 iris_of_ether: 
 Gekyouryuu: ooooooh
 Kramburger: NANI
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Giveaway, you say?
 Dog_of_Myth: What?
 Shadowsoflife: OOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I ask for one game of Murder Party 2 to get audience participation in at some poitn?
Yoshi_Gal: :0
Spritz_T: whaaa?!
 red_shoes_jeff: Le GASP!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But this isn't send codes
 Heckhoundbolt: ooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT??
 idontgetmyrealname: oh hell ya, good guy jackbox comes through
MacbethSeemsSus: Zut alors!
 ladyjessica: Oh cool
 ph0enix__42:  
 Rhynerd: Hot dang
 Kramburger: Merde
 MomoNo9: Oooh
Earthenone: two codes? in this economy?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this stream sponsored?
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 e_bloc:  
 Tweygoh: trivia
 ladyjessica: Sad trombone
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 Natedogg2: *IF* we come back from this commercial break *dun dun DUN*
 Snowcookies: it shouldn't be case sensitive I think?
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Dr_fragenstien: I thought I was lucky to wake up in time to catch the stream, but I was also in time for the giveaway!
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !paul
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chaz_existing: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: erotic literature (clean)
 KaleidoscopeMind: ~ghost music~
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  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Trust Patches.
 red_shoes_jeff: Yay!
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  LRRbot: Proc the new lesbians ultimate.
 shushu2539: !findquote bus
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 TehAmelie: nope, never turn your back to Patches
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 KeytarCat: how was hour one?
 mymy0724: Trivia
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !bus
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They found out what happens if everyone dies on the second question.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat This game doesn't have audience integration yet, so that is not fun, and the host doesn't read the questions which isn't my favorite
 red_shoes_jeff: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 sag3error: Trivia
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
  Juliamon: It sure is early access, is what it is
 KeytarCat: fair enough
 BITs19_: !greetings
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, is there a reason they released this early access rather than waiting?
 red_shoes_jeff: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a community, not a casino.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig Probably because they already delayed it a year after the initial planned released.
chaz_existing: @Thefluffiestguineapig builds more hype, also to have it out in time for Halloween if I had to guess
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig I assume for normal early access reasons. Getting feedback, build hype, etc
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig My guess, since it's there first standalone (at least in a while) they wanted additional testing.
 fastlane250: I keep thinking this song is the WinXP installation music when it starts
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @MacbethSeemsSus Techinally they started out with a stand alone game
 Kramburger: How many times did you install Win XP?!
 Shparky2197: I am return from break
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seeing the little 3d moving guys I can see why it took so long, this is their first ever one with things like that right?
chaz_existing: @Kramburger it's a hobby, okay?
 Its_VeeBot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yup. Studio's first game in Unreal
 MacbethSeemsSus: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Yeah that's why I said a while. I remember you don't know jack was it's on thing but I couldn't remember if there were any more recent ones.
 CaptainSpam: Jackbox normally works in Flash.
ihlendrax: I have returned with sea salt & vinegar chips.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This song slaps
 CaptainSpam: (at least, modern Jackbox does; the pre-revival output by Jellyvision mostly used their own engine, I think?)
 Its_VeeBot: @CaptainSpam It was a variety of engines. Later versions used Java I believe
 Shparky2197: Man, didn't realise november was this week =P
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you ever need HYPED UP this song is great for it
 vsmit: @Shparky2197 Desert Bus causes time dilation.
 Its_VeeBot: 5th Dementia and Lost Gold (YDKJ 6) I believe used Java
chaz_existing: @MacbethSeemsSus Their most recent stand alones have been individual releases of party pack games (drawful 2, Quiplash 2), this is by far the most ambitious stand alone title.
 Shparky2197: @vsmit I am looking forward to entering the black hole of time that is desert bus
 vsmit: Saaaaaaaaame.
 Its_VeeBot: There's also a standalone version of Fakin' It, Fakin' It XL, coming out soon
 Its_VeeBot: Which has largely flown under the radar sadly
 e_bloc: desert bus overlapping with my fiscal year ending and I won't know what year it is by november
 Its_VeeBot: November 12
 Its_VeeBot: Fibbage time?
 consolecowboy88: Yajo o
  Juliamon: Reasonable pivot
 thraximore: 4
 e_bloc: fair
DoodlestheGreat: So last week's Checkpoint ended with Graham asking for no big news until they get back. Que EA this morning...
Spritz_T: whaaaa!?!
 MAPBoardgames: G is tricking us in Fibbage
chaz_existing: You fibbed to us.
 NimrodXIV: did not expect you to play that for 3 hours
 MacbethSeemsSus: The trivia betrayal!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Code?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah some variety is nice
 KingOfDoma: Totally okay with this!
glitched_goddess: It’s not???
chaz_existing: Which is kind of the point I guess
  Sarah_Serinde: Also Fibbage is fun
 gibbousm: 
 e_bloc: I had a suspicion
bbblehh: First and only video game
 TehAmelie: ah, i like this switching up
Lysander_salamander: They briefly turned You Don't Know Jack into a live-action gameshow hosted by Paul Reubans.  I'm not sure if it was an actual show or an extended skit.
 Scy_Anide: Oh thank god no more farting
   LoadingReadyRun: Code FTJS
 KaleidoscopeMind: spoop! 
 Gekyouryuu: this IS Trivia Murder Party, but the party murdered the host and then still had trivia after
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you can do murder party 2 for the audience integration
 Twilight_Spark: Damn the Scooby gang.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Code: FTJS
 Shparky2197: Woot, participation!
 SquareDotCube: No cheese chase?
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, Jackbox nights are generally variety-filled anyway.
 A_Dub888: thinking?
 Its_VeeBot: @Lysander_salamander It was a real show. It was cancelled after 3 episodes.
 Natedogg2: But everyone *is* lying to me. And only me.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Thank you
 Shparky2197: Thank you, we're happy
 Diabore: ngl i was kind of wondering if that would last a full stream with no participation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I live in the US, what do you mean by think?
 lamina5432: I do feel like the variation in trivia murder party wasnt there for 3 hours
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Twilight_Spark: I only jork smart.
 Jigokuro: 
 iris_of_ether: BEEJ
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 Gekyouryuu: competitive lying? Matt, that's called politics
 Diabore: mitch mcconnel
 Twilight_Spark: Mitch McConnell
 TehAmelie: don't jork it while doing the foxtrot
 eid010n: dohohoho
 Dog_of_Myth: oh boy
 Vinewood_OG: Mitch Mcconnell
 gibbousm: I know I'm not a DC native, but I have never heard of this before
 BigDaddyBland87: President
DoodlestheGreat: I know that Quiplash often has question packs that are holiday themed.
 jvetting83: The Biden.
 TheWriterAleph: damn chat same brain 
WriterRaven: 2
 CaptainSpam: 2
 Micalovits: "trump"
bbblehh: I can think of several creatures that lurk in those halls
 KadmosTech: Mitch McConnell?
 DeM0nFiRe: 1
 Diabore: 2
 MacbethSeemsSus: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
rogerivany: Lincoln's Ghost
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
BeanieManPresents: Mitch the Vegetable
 KadmosTech: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 will deceive
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think it's going to be one lie haha
 Diabore: everyone got there at once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But 3 is so good
 thatguysteve2709: Yes you do
 atinyspacemarine: oh boy!
 Its_VeeBot: There was also a UK version of the YDKJ television show, which was only ever a pilot but was 110% more accurate to the game
VoodontWoW: Come on. He's a ghoul, not a ghost.
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 Kramburger: Last night I was watching DB tiktok gauntlets and the one of Optumius Prime saying "We are here in the club, jorking it" KILLED me
chaz_existing: "the capitol creepsman"
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WriterRaven: Ajony!
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BeanieManPresents: congrats to both
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 FenrisSchafer:  
 A_Dub888: Ajony!
 Kramburger:   
 RatherLargeToad: woot
 ContingentCat: 
 e_bloc: lich mcconnel is good
 Dog_of_Myth: Lich Mcconnell
 MacbethSeemsSus: Lich McConnell is so good/accurate
macintose:   
 KadmosTech: LICH McConnell
 gsyhiap: Conga rats!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These got me
 wjmck: lich mcconnell is good
 ErynTzun: Litch Mcconnell lolol
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 Jigokuro: Lich is good
 vsmit: Mitch having a phylactery explains why he's still around.
WriterRaven: Aw son of a lich!
 Diabore: ben outing himself
 eid010n: Ronald is Welsh
 Its_VeeBot: 
 niccus: one electoral college vote
 SymphonySolstice: he wears a mask!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh right we're supposed to find a truth haha
WriterRaven: @SymphonySolstice A terrifying mask~
 thraximore: reeled em in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The opera's been invaded by?
 CaptainSpam: DAAAAAAAMN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job Wheeler
 wjmck: what
 Shparky2197: Got it right!
 DiscordianTokkan: Kitty!
 definenull: so just a cat
 TehAmelie: bah, what is the truth next to wit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I GOT IT RIGHT!!
 KaleidoscopeMind: kitty!
 NimrodXIV: Capitol Critters was a tv show
 ContingentCat: Huh
 e_bloc: we know Angel fed Wheeler the answer
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My buddy
 Diabore: its the only on i didnt think anyone would write
VoodontWoW: Demon Cat 2028!
Critterbot: Might wanna update the category.
 Its_VeeBot: I've met Tom Gottlieb (Cookie) at PAX on a few occasions. He's actually kind of a quiet guy.
 definenull: whoah
 e_bloc: somebody tell demon cat I wanna indulge in that
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingRichAxeEagleEye-HHLcjXiAb5AxHg7L
 Diabore: my bad
SolFerrum: Spongebob
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 CaptainSpam: 1
 Diabore: 3
chaz_existing: Mitch McConnell
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 MAPBoardgames: 1
 MacbethSeemsSus: 3
 KaleidoscopeMind: their chancellor
 A_Dub888: If Ben's here for the Likes, who's here for the Shares, and who's here for the subscribes?
Zulghinlour: Lich McConnell
 wjmck: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 Gekyouryuu: the vending machine
 spethycakes: 3
 definenull: a beaver?
WriterRaven: 3
 maxdamnit: demon cat
 ContingentCat: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lich McConnell
 KaleidoscopeMind: or their provost
 Heckhoundbolt: I am back. who won
Seagulyus: @chaz_existing no no its supposed to be a *lie*
 jvetting83: 1
 Athelgar: was this the nuns?
 DeM0nFiRe: 3
 ghyllnox: Rats
glitched_goddess: Clearly the Gub’mint
 red_shoes_jeff: I had to pick 1 HAD TO.
 public_key_reveal_party: How much did desert bus raise that year? 
 ErynTzun: I want it to be 1
 ContingentCat: Mich McConnell again
Lysander_salamander: private schools
 Shparky2197: Oh, it feels good to be back to jackbox live
VoodontWoW: Dammit Mitch!!
chaz_existing: the famous "$835,339 bandit", of course
 TehAmelie: it was Ronald McCeagan wasn't it
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 spethycakes: Twitch McConnell
 consolecowboy88: Aw heck I didn’t see the box symbol in the corner that said join the audience
 definenull: oh you know, the teen pregnants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Mathletes is such a good answer
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Two of our answers are up there
 Gekyouryuu: the correct term is The Teens Pregnant
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Anyone else kicked out of the game room and can’t get  back in!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Pregananant!
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pregante
 MAPBoardgames: Two nuns? in this economy?
 Shparky2197: @Gekyouryuu Not the teens pregante?
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Here's the deal Torrance"
 e_bloc: two nuns at the same time
 omdorastrix: Does two nuns make a one like three lefts make a right?
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames thats why they needed the money
chaz_existing: Triple nuns
 Shparky2197: Oh wow
 Twilight_Spark: @Gekyouryuu My god. A Queen Regnant Teen Pregnant
 ErynTzun: @Shparky2197 I thought it was Gregnant
Earthenone: two nuns in  a habbit?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MAPBoardgames: they had a gambling habbit
 spethycakes: Nun of them saw it coming
 thraximore: @MAPBoardgames +2
 Jigokuro: Man, if you already knew that then 'A Nun' would have been a great fake.
 jvetting83: Two Nuns: Back in the Habbit
 CaptainSpam: We're falling behind here, chat!
 Diabore: back to mitch
 MacbethSeemsSus: I would double take if I saw some Nuns on the gambling floor
 KadmosTech: Tunas?
DoodlestheGreat: Nun but the brave.
 atinyspacemarine: take, anything youwant!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Booo (good pun)
 TehAmelie: no one would have believed "a hamster" either
 e_bloc: when two nuns go to war, 832,925$ is all you can score
 A_Dub888: Very Interesting Person Dead
 Gekyouryuu: Cousin
 KadmosTech: Two Nuns.
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 CaptainSpam: 2
chaz_existing: Mitch McConnell
Scarbble: peanits
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
WriterRaven: 3
 Kuhfeek: two nuns
 Diabore: 2 might fool
 MacbethSeemsSus: 3
 iris_of_ether: 2
 shushu2539: 3
 wjmck: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 yaboysgottatinkles: mathletes?
 KaleidoscopeMind: rations
 ghyllnox: Demon cat
 omdorastrix: There are 2 nuns
Lysander_salamander: I'm surprised hollywood didn't try to make some sort of show or movie about the two nuns
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1+
 Its_VeeBot: I was killed by two nuns
DAC169: Demon Cat
 TheWriterAleph: hardtack
 Rhynerd: 2 or 3 to me.
 jvetting83: Three nuns.
 BasilHunter: 3
 MacbethSeemsSus: A habit of nuns
 KadmosTech: Two Nuns. Third Base.
chaz_existing: I did what I could with my lil georgie
 EmsLeigh: 2 nuns both alike in dignity
DoodlestheGreat: And then he went on to make a line of antiquing sup[plies
 ContingentCat: 3
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Snowcookies These are all profoundly same brain cell
 shushu2539: roster and spheres
 Its_VeeBot: The Joker's boner
 Vinewood_OG: Forth, Busalingus!
 JadedCynic: I mean, Ben's lie RHYMES
 definenull: its always the banana
 ErynTzun: @Lysander_salamander There are quite a lot of shows about nuns surprisingly
 TehAmelie: i wanted to believe the banana
 Its_VeeBot: Cori is in character
 spethycakes: Got it 
 e_bloc: give them the gas face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Got it
 KadmosTech: 
GrathXVI: They're good jokes, Bront
 vsmit: Are you my mummy?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The joe will continue until the joke continues
 djalternative: "My Autism is a joke to my boss?!?!"
 Diabore: cmon fibbage, give chat a gimme
 MarkovDescendant: I thought it was supposed to be dancing lobsters....
chaz_existing: I prefer mustard mechanics
 Its_VeeBot: Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norse men
 Kuhfeek: leave the store
  bv310: Get dates?
 ghyllnox: Find the bathroom
 Diabore: 1
 MAPBoardgames: 3
 MacbethSeemsSus: 1
 spethycakes: 2
 SymphonySolstice: 2
 JadedCynic: *Allan Wrenches
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 red_shoes_jeff: 1
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1 lol
 CaptainSpam: 2
 BasilHunter: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 teddywhosabear: 2
 wjmck: 1
 vsmit: 1
DoodlestheGreat: Pronounce their product names?
 kingandcommoner: 2
 flatluigi: have sex?
chaz_existing: leave norway
 Its_VeeBot: SCP-3008
DAC169: 1's too obvious. go 2
 Gekyouryuu: design a new stuffed animal
Lysander_salamander: speak sweedish?
 definenull: build a kallax?
 TheMerricat: For Graham, most of the uses are shielding the singer from bad smells for example: "Me sister had a lot of socks to mend So she gave me a fat bouncing baby to 'tend And when I felt it leaking at one end Well, I did what I could with me gas mask"
 jvetting83: 3
 yaboysgottatinkles: start a fightclub, with condiments
glitched_goddess: Leave
 red_shoes_jeff: Find the exit.
 shushu2539: build a fort with all your extra allen wrenches
 Species5618Beta: Build their own sauna?
sirzechs_666: Shop corectly
 ErynTzun: Smifarfignaaag
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm now remembering the Scott Jackson bit from Qwerpline
 KaleidoscopeMind: help customers find uses for all their allen wrenches
 SymphonySolstice: wait I think I remember this
 NimrodXIV: Beej.
 Vinewood_OG: Beej
 Shparky2197: Beej, no
 Its_VeeBot: Beej.
 TehAmelie: 1 is funny if people believe it. which i guess is the optimal situation for this game
 Micalovits: More like understand sweedish
 radiowasabi2014: to help customers "Jork" it
 Its_VeeBot: There ya go
 ghyllnox: Norwegian is a language, Beej
 JadedCynic: No, Wheeler; that's the Germans
 KadmosTech:  
 Micalovits: I am canceling my patreon subscription
 DiscordianTokkan: lol "LEAVE"
 Diabore: allen key a car is gooood
chaz_existing: I hope it's name babies
 omdorastrix: the infinite Ikea?
 Xavorin: Steam title/game category still shows Trivia Murder Party, BTW
 definenull: aren't ikea beds already euro-standard size?
 MacbethSeemsSus: "allen key a car" is great
 KaleidoscopeMind: rehome their allen keys
 ghyllnox: *Allen* key a car
 offbeatwitch: i'm sad chat did not pick "Assemble Furniture"
 omdorastrix: PooANG
 TehAmelie: yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @offbeatwitch Me too
 Vinewood_OG: You ever try to leave IKEA in a hurry?
 Shadowsoflife: @ghyllnox He did what to a car?
Lysander_salamander: with an umlat
 NimrodXIV: welp
 definenull: well played cori
 SymphonySolstice: gottem
 BigDaddyBland87: boom!
 MAPBoardgames: cha-ching!
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Ooooooh
 red_shoes_jeff: HAH!
 DiscordianTokkan: So did we!
 CaptainSpam: Woo!
 Shparky2197: We got you!
 iris_of_ether: omg
 SymphonySolstice: yesss
 Rhynerd: We got some!
DAC169: good job audience! Clap
chaz_existing: hah ha we have revenge
 consolecowboy88: Yahoo
 eid010n: Top Ten Anime Betrayals
 jvetting83: On the Desert Bus website.  Looks like we passed a Desert Buck already.
 BigDaddyBland87: got it
 ContingentCat: Great minds think alike Cori
 definenull: ohhh
  bv310: My daughter Djunkelskog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY???
 kingandcommoner: come on, you all have to be funnier than the pre-gen answers
 Shparky2197: hunh
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 Vinewood_OG: This is my son, Jargensploot
 MAPBoardgames: second!
 Its_VeeBot: Billy the bookcase says "Hello"
 CaptainSpam: NOW we've got something!
 KaleidoscopeMind: blahaj our beloved
 TehAmelie: Billy, hey, Billy, hey
DoodlestheGreat: That explains my friend Poaang Smith.
 Diabore: rocketed into second chat
 DoctorHutch: Kallax is getting big!
 Its_VeeBot: So does a table, whose name is Ingo
 BigDaddyBland87: from last to 2nd
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat but fools seldom differ 
 idontgetmyrealname: name your child blajah, roll those dice
BeanieManPresents: I was in my local ikea and there's a desk that has my name
 Wizzo1138: Have you tried putting your laptop on him?
 yaboysgottatinkles: oh boy kevin in warm
 Its_VeeBot: I am going to quote the Jonathan Coulton song at you
rabbitgta: Billy good sp long as your last name inst Mitchell and you play donkey kong
 DiscordianTokkan: "Have you met my father, Lenovo?"
 fastlane250: @Its_VeeBot And the chair is a ladder-backed birch but his friends call him KARL
 ErynTzun: Some of the names are already Scandinavian boy or girl names
 NimrodXIV: oh it's that guy
 Species5618Beta: Have you tried turning your father off and on again?
BeanieManPresents: oh I know that first guy, he's in a lot of movies
 Its_VeeBot: Fun development fact: Jackbox was given help for these VHS rounds by their friends at Rifftrax
 eid010n: Mister Johnson, hurhurhur
 MAPBoardgames: 2
 iris_of_ether: 1
 DeM0nFiRe: 2
 spethycakes: 2
WriterRaven: 2
 teddywhosabear: 2
 MarkovDescendant: A movie with Dick Miller being killed? BIG surprise
 Gekyouryuu: actually a woman
 shushu2539: 1
 wjmck: 2
Spritz_T: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 MacbethSeemsSus: 2
rogerivany: 2
chaz_existing: in possession of a johnson if you know what I mean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 CaptainSpam: 2?
 ContingentCat: 1
UnsaltedHam: Jack Lemon
 Shparky2197: Could be fun
 MarkovDescendant: Dick Miller
 CaptainSpam: BEEJ NO
 JadedCynic: @MarkovDescendant yup
 eid010n: 2
 consolecowboy88: Russ tamblyn?
 MarkovDescendant: He was the neighbor in Gremlins among many other things
 red_shoes_jeff: 2
 Diabore: @MarkovDescendant he did what to her?
 Its_VeeBot: I have gotten SO MANY of these rounds correct thanks to watching Rifftrax shorts
chaz_existing: Mr. Johnson, a man who was Haunsame
 DiscordianTokkan: I think that is Dick miller, yea
 Gekyouryuu: @MarkovDescendant that's just what you call some Blue players
 ContingentCat: I'm happy to not know what that means
 MarkovDescendant: My favourite Dick Miller death scene was Chopping Mall.
BeanieManPresents: he runs the gun shop in the first terminator movie, "hey you can't do that!" "wrong!" *blam!"
 Vinewood_OG: He was in the two part DS9 Bell Riots episodes!
 kalira77: Def looked like Dick Miller
Spritz_T: can we talk about how good the triple rabbit image is?
 KaleidoscopeMind: objectively correct!
UnsaltedHam: Jack Lemmon. He was in Grumpy Old Men.
 JadedCynic: Dick Miller appeared in the DS9 'Bell Riots' episodes
 Shparky2197: The popcorn timer is neat
Lysander_salamander: what movie was this, anyway?
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: @UnsaltedHam neither of the men in that clip is Jack Lemmon
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Lysander_salamander I could say but it would give away the answer
 spethycakes: 
 Shparky2197: Dang, I got got
 red_shoes_jeff: heh
 SymphonySolstice: get got
 TheAinMAP: Another one!
 BigDaddyBland87: got em!
 TheMerricat: The film chat - according to the clues given, was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_of_This_Earth_(1957_film) - which might have been a clue to the questions answer. 
DAC169: hey, her!
Lysander_salamander: ah
 sgowell: G he’s Mr Futterman from Gremlins
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh, a euphemism for immigration. great..........
 DeM0nFiRe: Ok problematic
 e_bloc: the fuck
 Shparky2197: Or not, good on the likes not giving away the answer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinger
 Vinewood_OG: But he spoke Swedish for some reason
 BigDaddyBland87: oh it's a Corman movie
 eid010n: Only if he's a ladderback birch, Cori
 MarkovDescendant: He dies in almost every movie he's was in
 e_bloc: yeah dick has been in just about everything
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Miller
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, it was a film with Beverly Garland.
BeanieManPresents: makes you wonder what happened to that tombstone cos they had to get someone to carve that
 ContingentCat: It's good to have a trade
 MacbethSeemsSus: Disease
 vsmit: Mitch McConnel
 Gekyouryuu: life
 Diabore: 3
 SymphonySolstice: 3
 Shparky2197: 3
 NimrodXIV: 3
 Natedogg2: 3
 spethycakes: 3
 red_shoes_jeff: 3!
rogerivany: 3
WriterRaven: 2
dm818: 3
 iris_of_ether: 1 lol
 ContingentCat: Bottom surgery methods have come so far
HavenDragon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_of_This_Earth_(1957_film) the movie btw
 CaptainSpam: 1
 ghyllnox: Gold
Dr_fragenstien: Gold
chaz_existing: freedom.
 DeM0nFiRe: 3
 teddywhosabear: 3
 baltimore_667083: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 MacbethSeemsSus: 3
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: 3
 yaboysgottatinkles: disease?
 DiscordianTokkan: 3
 Jigokuro: Disease
 eid010n: 3
 JadedCynic: Scottish Lordship
 shushu2539: guillotine?
DAC169: : 3
 e_bloc: can you imagine the things dick miller could do with a gas mask
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 wjmck: 3
 flatluigi: his very own dick mill
Earthenone: shakeweight? 
 red_shoes_jeff: YES YOU CAN, Ben!
Lysander_salamander: chamberpot?
 Shparky2197: I'm now scared, Ulmer.
 Diabore: 1786? gotta be 3 chat
 Twilight_Spark: Disease name
 SymphonySolstice: his very own camel! (watch out they spit)
chaz_existing: disease
 ErynTzun: 3 is the funniest
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 FromBrainToKeyboard: The first movie to show up in Dick's Wiki is Not of This Earth 😂
chaz_existing: death
 Xavorin: @SymphonySolstice Good reference.
 Twilight_Spark: His very own belongings!
 Gekyouryuu: the thing no one's mentioning is that his name implies his father's name was Parkin
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Lysander_salamander: okay sure
 Twilight_Spark: Isabelle my puppywife
 TheMerricat: Striking gold with a copper mine... 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just a coffin
 Manae: He got the catapult, but no refills for the LRM racks
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ye olde puppy wife
 eid010n: Puppywife is just a regular wife, but with kemonomimi
 flatluigi: puppiwif
 Shparky2197: Dang, MAtt, you got me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt got me
 ErynTzun: A prize for vampires
 Shparky2197: Oh, neat
 TheMerricat: Nope, that's another guy named Parkinson.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh, interesting
 TehAmelie: who was giving away a museum?
 wjmck: audience is doing well
 TheMerricat: James Parkinson (1730–1813) won the massive Leverian Museum collection in a private lottery after his wife purchased winning tickets. He is frequently and mistakenly conflated with Dr. James Parkinson (1755–1824), the famous physician who first described Parkinson’s disease.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Was it naming rights?
jibkat: oh hey TheMerricat 
jibkat: long time no see
 Its_VeeBot: You say that but there's so many classic YDKJ jokes that did not age well
 Shparky2197: @TheMerricat Thank you Merricat
 TheMerricat: Oh hey Jibkat! 
Bearudite: cow bells
Lysander_salamander: Pickelball
 MAPBoardgames: I don't like the format of this question.
chaz_existing: Beej
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yodelling
 Natedogg2: deez nuts
 consolecowboy88: Fart noises !
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TomatoKigu: 
 Twilight_Spark: A big horn
  Juliamon: vapes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmmmm
Cptasparagus: puppwives
jibkat: how farts
 NimrodXIV: Durian
Vonbane: Alpacas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Selfies
 vsmit: Ronald Reagan
chaz_existing: Mitch McConnell
 Strebenherz: mermaids
 TheMerricat: teen spirit?
 iris_of_ether: 2
 Its_VeeBot: 2
 NoxStryx: Yodeling
 spethycakes: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
WriterRaven: 2
 shushu2539: 2
 wjmck: 2
 ContingentCat: 1
 Its_VeeBot: Windmill slam 2
dm818: these options are not good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
HavenDragon: 2
 CaptainSpam: 2
 BasilHunter: goats
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But these are not good
 DeM0nFiRe: 2
 Diabore: our options are pretty bad
 ContingentCat: Hyphenated
 TehAmelie: chat gets a chance to make a callback joke
 baltimore_667083: 1
 Its_VeeBot: Won't fool anyone but it's funny
 30teracyte: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: these options suck
Lysander_salamander: apparently the Jackbox folks know about callbacks too
 red_shoes_jeff: 3? I guess?
 CaptainSpam: I don't think they'll fool anyone, but 2 is the funniest.
 Gekyouryuu: stinky cheese
 Shparky2197: Yeah, no really convincing ones here, but maybe it'll still get em
 Diabore: 2 for callback
sirzechs_666: 3???
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
SolFerrum: Sustromming
 DeM0nFiRe: I actually think 2 is buyable
 doubleo21: McPuppywife is the new offering at McDonalds
 Twilight_Spark: American cheese
 azureHaights: App AND Zell Alps? In this economy?
jibkat: dog!
SolFerrum: Or ehatever
 thraximore: maggot cheese
 baltimore_667083: PUPPY!
Lysander_salamander: adorable thing
 Its_VeeBot: She is here
chaz_existing: dogg
 SymphonySolstice: creature!
 iris_of_ether: 
Lysander_salamander: love the spiderweb
 Gekyouryuu: pubby!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
chaz_existing: ppupi
 Dog_of_Myth: doggo
Critterbot: Pupper!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juniper! Good girl!
 shushu2539: awwww cute
 baltimore_667083: hi Juniper
 ContingentCat: Awwww doggo is cozy
SolFerrum: Aw
jibkat: is this the best dog of desert bus?
 Dog_of_Myth: I know this one
 ContingentCat: @jibkat There's steep competition there
Lysander_salamander: Yodeling sounds right
chaz_existing: junipupper
 Shparky2197: Juniper!
 MAPBoardgames: I know the right side.
SolFerrum: Had this question or had this beer?
 NoxStryx: Goats milk better be matts lie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want it to be "hiking naked" for both but I don't think that's something for the beer one
 consolecowboy88: I Am guessing climate  change
 Species5618Beta: Wasnt this beer featured in a Beerfest G-Vlog?
 MAPBoardgames:  got beer?
jibkat: is this the place that also ban cars?
 baltimore_667083: WHEELER
 MarkovDescendant: Can it hang that low in The Alps?
 Shparky2197: The thing is, I'm thinking one answer, because of another answer
Lysander_salamander: oh right, it says a as a form of protest
 ghyllnox: LONG?
 Twilight_Spark: Are Canadians also American tourists? 
 BigDaddyBland87: dammit
Lysander_salamander: nice
 wjmck: oh no
Mai_Andra: but only if you have low-hanging fruit 
 TehAmelie: i love the taste of climate change in the morning (just the taste, not the concept)
Lysander_salamander: that would be amazzing
 Shparky2197: Dang it G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh you got me
 azureHaights: High in tannins
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tannins
 Gekyouryuu: it IS a CONCEPTUAL beer
 DiscordianTokkan: I've had red wine that they said tasted like leather and tabacco
 Shparky2197: Oh, neat
 HadesLeprechaun: Just hopped in, did they just not want to do Trivia Murder Party 3 all night, or did something not work?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
 Shparky2197: Fair
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This one I got
 NoxStryx: I was expecting goat's milk to be matt's lie
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @HadesLeprechaun they did 4 games of it
witchyTQ: bro why are the images rabbits? were they the one annoyed with the naked hikers?
Prostate_Dracula: Hi~
 ContingentCat: Cori is a true gamer
 HadesLeprechaun: Gotcha!
DAC169: @HadesLeprechaun lack of audience participation
 Diabore: well good effort chat, couldnt get there with the last options
 Shparky2197: @HadesLeprechaun No audience participation, taking a break to have participation
GrathXVI: @HadesLeprechaun They did several rounds, then switched to this for having audience participation
Cptasparagus: they call it Victoria B.C. because of all of the Big Cs
 Vinewood_OG: Too soon, Beej.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: your backyard especially if you have kids would be VERY BAD
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ooof
jibkat: ouf
Lysander_salamander: ooog
 SymphonySolstice: yikes from me dawg
 iris_of_ether: Oh *no*
SolFerrum: Wait what
 Kuhfeek: oh no
cheshire_creeper: I'm always thinking about the boom truck
 Heckhoundbolt: oh no
 ghyllnox: OH NO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
 ContingentCat: Oh noooo
 Shparky2197: 
Neesee: oof
 eid010n: Wait the did what
 62MGcobra: 
Prostate_Dracula: oof
 TehAmelie: we were not even on the board ;_;
 teddywhosabear: the local elections were spicy in BC this time around
 KadmosTech: Winnipegguritos
 MrPipboy3000: Great, now I want a burrito
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) I see we have reverted to regular Jackbox?
 MacbethSeemsSus: LRR compound?
 Species5618Beta: I find municipal procedure fascinating
 Laurence72: But the Jets?
 n3ther: 5 whole dollars??
rabbitgta: Bad stage because of the burritos makes sense
  Sarah_Serinde: I do have five dollars and need a home...
 KadmosTech: LRR East
jibkat: what about the winnapeg of the south, mexico?
 Its_VeeBot: LRR East
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 baltimore_667083: and you get relegated to the second division
 Dog_of_Myth: 
cheshire_creeper: Winnipeg's secret is that it's 50 cities pretending to be one city very poorly
Cptasparagus: the Great Lakes LRRs
BeanieManPresents: all I know is Jericho is from Winnipeg
Kumakaori: habs, and the hab nots XD ?
 A_Catastrophic_Success: LRR Village
 KadmosTech: @Its_VeeBot 
 GreatSacrificer: You need a French language subdivision!
Scarbble: +2
chaz_existing: Beej heather ian and cori are all going back to alberta
Lysander_salamander: hang on
 NoxStryx: WinnieReadyPeg
 Shparky2197: I think I got sidewiped by that burn, ow
 Micalovits: They also have great burritos
  bv310: You can live in Saskatoon for pretty cheap
 EmsLeigh: Isn’t LRREast where Jordynne works?
 djalternative: wait. will LRR get on a cocaine arc?
 ladyjessica: Yeah they do
 MAPBoardgames: I once saw a realestate listing in Detroit with a negative dollar price.
 CabooseFails: historically, yes
 Diabore: AND MOVING ON
jibkat: The other place with good burritos
 MacbethSeemsSus: See: Conquistadors
SolFerrum: What if LRR became the municipal council and made Alex Aldersm'n
 ghyllnox: Would you believe it?
 ContingentCat: Ehhhhhhhhhh
 kodalith: Brother! I like Winnipeg
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote good
  LRRbot: Quote #947: "Any amount of the thing would be good." —Graham [2015-10-26]
Lysander_salamander: oh god
jibkat: 
Lysander_salamander: why
 PharaohBender27: 
 kodalith: Lived here all my life
 azureHaights: BeejIsOverParty
 Twilight_Spark: Give it up for north America.
7gorobei: the Beejfecta
 ContingentCat: Been is incancelable
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: Ben no
 NimrodXIV: Ben you've doxxed yourself so many times
 flatluigi: i wanna eat a big sannich
 DeM0nFiRe: 
rabbitgta: For legal purposes that was a joke
 Shparky2197: Do not actually try to find them, police will get involved
GrathXVI: Saanich 3 and Knuckles
jibkat: oh hey iris_of_ether
 ghyllnox: 
 Its_VeeBot: G's address is three
EvilBadman: I mean I'm in town now, so let's rumble
SolFerrum: Now I want a Sandwich
 NoxStryx: Sanich the hedgehog?
 MAPBoardgames: I found t-buck's house.
 Diabore: @GrathXVI saanich 3 was shadow
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Sannich Gotta go fast
 Micalovits: Beej did also insult the entirety of Denmark and Norway earlier to be fair
 iris_of_ether: Hey @jibkat , I'm gonna 3D print some Big Walk birds
chaz_existing: sproom
 Lord_Hosk: If the new council gets its way, Saanich may no longer exist, they are proponents of merging Victoria and Saanich
 Diabore: saanich 2 was knuckles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mayonaise
 SymphonySolstice: Meow.
 Its_VeeBot: Meow
 iris_of_ether: Meow.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Room code: YLQW
 Shparky2197: Woot, split the room!
 shushu2539: YLQW
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Meow
0x6772: Room code: yellow, mispelled!
rabbitgta: Those cat doesn't look like it sucks on fingers
 Shadowsoflife: meow
 CaptainSpam: meow,.
 SquareDotCube: I've heard Nelly has never played this game!
 Twilight_Spark: Yes, step into my zone.
 vsmit: Waow
 PharaohBender27: Oh right I should open Jackbox on my phone . . .
 Shparky2197: @SquareDotCube Ah yes, the memes be thick today
 Shparky2197: sorry thicc
 Its_VeeBot: Having met Tim Sniffen on a few occasions, this is just his speaking voice lmao
 Diabore: sports bloopers would be great
 MacbethSeemsSus: Over/Under on Mitch McConnell callbacks?
 djalternative: they've been uploading old twilight zones to youtube and spoiling the episodes in the thumb/title
chaz_existing: I'm not sorry, thicc
 TehAmelie: Why Low Que Wow
 ErynTzun: @Twilight_Spark Are you an alternate universe pony?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You'll need to get Nelly on to try out some Jackbox 
 iris_of_ether: I appreciate how the newer CtS intro has Split the Room in it
 Its_VeeBot: Tim is just kind speaking in a half-whisper
 Shparky2197: Why does the democracy is imprtant keep hitting harder and harder each year
 PharaohBender27: I did *not* understand what Beej just said because of game audio 
Mai_Andra: 15-seconds unskipable in front of every video?  This is the same picture. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 Same
 MacbethSeemsSus: 2
 e_bloc: I'm tired of falling up the penrose steps
 Its_VeeBot: 2 feels like the biggest split
dm818: 2
 ph0enix__42: 2
WriterRaven: 3
 KadmosTech: 
   LoadingReadyRun: The Jackbox extension works for this game! You may need to refresh the page to see it
 RockPusher: 
DAC169: 2
 CaptainSpam: 2
 Diabore: 2 or 3
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 3
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 swordfishspyke: 3
 PharaohBender27: Yeah I'll go 2
rogerivany: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
 Shparky2197: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you Paul!
chaz_existing: Karma is a lich, as they say
 KaleidoscopeMind: kitty!
 eid010n: 2 or 3 both good
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 DiscordianTokkan: kitty
jibkat: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 ContingentCat: Meow
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, they can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. *Apu voice* "oof, he's got me there."
 Twilight_Spark: Oh yes they're wonderful ma'am. I really appreciate your baking so many scenarios for everyone at work.
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DiscordianTokkan Which one? In one of the players views or normal Mayonnaise?
 Shparky2197: @Gekyouryuu old Apu voice, or new apu voice?
 CaptainSpam: I still like "Time is a real concept, and it's running out!"
 KadmosTech:  
 Gekyouryuu: @Shparky2197 old, it was an early episode
 DiscordianTokkan: @Thefluffiestguineapig Orange Mayonnaise the cat
 Twilight_Spark: Is it good?
 KadmosTech: 
 Shparky2197: @Gekyouryuu Fair, I have not heard new voice yet
 TheMerricat: That would have to burn.
 Shadowsoflife: Slimy?
 CaptainSpam: Silence, I like it.
 eid010n: It's like reverse sneezing!
 SymphonySolstice: sneef snorf
 Its_VeeBot: Cocaine is vitamins for Hotel Soap
 Kuhfeek: I mean, it can be done I think
 RedAlexxis: Lime Jelly
sirzechs_666: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wet going into my nose is generally unpleasant
 Vinewood_OG: Who hasn't had a few nose entrees on a business trip?
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, chat created this one. Huh.
 Diabore: not bad
 SymphonySolstice: good enough
 A_Dub888: Dece
 BigDaddyBland87: decent split
 shushu2539: usually is the other way around
 Shparky2197: Not bad for audience
 MacbethSeemsSus: What a weird prompt
 Diabore: nah mans just working
 NimrodXIV: oh that's evil
Mai_Andra: ah, the Awayinator 
 KaleidoscopeMind: do i have to go to the bathroom first? can't i just do this from my table?
 DiscordianTokkan: dude's just working
 red_shoes_jeff: Man's just trying to make a living!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This guy is working
 Its_VeeBot: Hell no this guy's just doin his job
 BrowneePointz: 1. Funny. 2. Mean to gig workers
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "Are you a dick?"
Lysander_salamander: gig economy is rough
jibkat: I mean
 Pixel_Quark: it's like a cartoon springboard trap but anywhere
 MacbethSeemsSus: Statistically likely pacific ocean
CompleatedPinkie: Which code?
 teddywhosabear: on the one hand, homicide. on the other hand, burrito
 KadmosTech: imagine being the person waiting for coffee. "Your Doordash Driver is currently: 4270km away"
 RedAlexxis: Wow, gig economy sucks
 ContingentCat: I'll do it just to find out what this means
 e_bloc: it doesn't say on earth
 Diabore: 65% is too low audience
 DiscordianTokkan: HAhahaha
 Xavorin: Teleports him to Mars with the aliens and their snorted entree.
 Shparky2197: Sorry Ulmer
SolFerrum: Doesn't have to be on this planet
 definenull: uhhhh
 Twilight_Spark: Wow
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 definenull: does the egg have eyes?
 SymphonySolstice: I mean,
Scarbble: hahaha
Barb4rian: Lmao
 JadedCynic: Cori, you can't stand in line at a ghost kitchen 
jibkat: 👀
 iris_of_ether: 
 ghyllnox: Does the egg have eyes
chaz_existing: eggs don't have eyes, silly
 DeM0nFiRe: What the fuck are with the questions today lol
 KaleidoscopeMind: how does the egg "watch"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't want kids anyway
 NimrodXIV: still better than the natural way
Earthenone: its only some of the time, the womb is always watching
 PharaohBender27: I mean, it would prevent awkward conversations later . . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALSO WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS
rabbitgta: Wheeler loves eggs
 Diabore: im gonna say no?
 DiscordianTokkan: "go-on, GIT, Yoshi, GO"
 CaptainSpam: @definenull Either it can, or it is irrelevant, as it CAN somehow watch.
 Shadowsoflife: ?
HavenDragon: YES absolutely. i hate the idea of being pregnant
Mai_Andra: it's enrichment? 
jibkat: does the egg have the clown face on it?
 consolecowboy88: Can .. you get pregnant again if you are having  sex with this scenario?
 eid010n: Implicitly it can watch somehow?
 TheMerricat: oVA
 Marvoleath: I mean, pregnant ppl have sex
Earthenone: does angel have wonder egg priority?
 RainyMint: Still sounds better than being pregnant 
 kingandcommoner: Oh yeah, I got that on blu ray recentlly
Prostate_Dracula: but that means you have a cloaca
 TehAmelie: just put a blanket over the egg
 Species5618Beta: Damn it, give me a chance to think about it, game
 Jigokuro: Angel's Egg is very weird.
 Saintnex: hahahah
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RedAlexxis: Well
 NimrodXIV: sp G wants you to die
jibkat: welp
 Dog_of_Myth: 
merman42: LOL
 Diabore: ill trust graham with my life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bhahahahahahaha
 Shparky2197: I have ultimate faith in G
 xantos69: Such a leader
 definenull: find out this weekend!
 AugmentingPath: OVA is the plural
 MacbethSeemsSus: So what's the deal with....
 public_key_reveal_party: This was my favorite live bit
chaz_existing: lol, lmoa
 ghyllnox: 
BeanieManPresents: streeetch
 Vinewood_OG: Too real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I can TALK ENDLESSLY
 Its_VeeBot: Just keep distracting them
Mx_Asher_: God this might make me pass out from laughing.
 BigDaddyBland87: Graham is sacrificing you
voren_chalco: Graham doing a zombie apocalypse as a bit
 Diabore: oh i get it, GRAHAM has a plan to escape safely, alone, without you
 kynelwynn: Is any shelter actually safe in a ombie film?
DoodlestheGreat: Vamp for an hour, it'll bore them beck to death!
 ghyllnox: "Shelter" not "the shelter"
jibkat: So two people wanted to kill someone
 Lord_Hosk: Is this plan that you become Zombie food and Graham gets away?
 azureHaights: For the love of $deity and all that is holy, VAMP
jibkat: cool cool
 KingOfDoma: I trust you  Graham
 MacbethSeemsSus: Graham looks at Wheeler: This is your moment
 Athelgar: this prompt could be a crapshot
Mai_Andra: This is just Sean of the Dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @azureHaights That got me
 ContingentCat: Graham's plan is you're bait
Its_VeeBot: GG cori
 spethycakes: Nice super split
 Shparky2197: Nice perfect split
 red_shoes_jeff: Thank you.
 Diabore: 115% attractive
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 TehAmelie: something something multiply by 0
 Diabore: windmill slam
TomatoKigu: 1.15 * 0 = 0, no deal
Earthenone: cant multiply by zero,
 Natedogg2: What's 15% of 0? Asking for a friend.
 xantos69: Yes.  Not even close.
 KadmosTech: 15% more attractive AND 15% taller in photos
 Travilogue: Oh, like in Polar Opposites!
 Isaac3567: That means 30% more attractive!
 definenull: 15% of zero is still zero  (\j)
 BrowneePointz: also makes your chest looks bigger if that's what you want
 iris_of_ether:  ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can that make me healthier?
Lysander_salamander: so I'd be taller?
 TheMerricat: Or does it mean you always look like you are tilted?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Plenty of attractive people take awful photos
 EmsLeigh: I don’t have the hight to loose
HavenDragon: oh the blair witch angle
 DiscordianTokkan: Hotter AND taller? Yea
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedEvilStarNotATK-ccSm_dGLMWSEdIYs
 Transmuted_Elf: Cori that was wonderful
 Shadowsoflife: 
DoodlestheGreat: My nostrils are AMAZINGLY sexy...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also it fucks up pictures of me? WINDMILL SLAM YES
 Vinewood_OG: But I'll look bigger from that angle?
 ErynTzun: Nostril hair inspector
BobROE: If it's a group photo does everyone?
 KaleidoscopeMind: also not necessarily more physically attractive
 kingandcommoner: video is just a lot of quick pictures
 Diabore: chat think of it as additive not multiplicative
 Species5618Beta: Itll make you look taller
Mai_Andra: videos is pictures... just moving... 
sirzechs_666: 
 NoxStryx: Video is just a series of rapidly displayed pictures
 ContingentCat: If I was 15% hotter I could pull it off
 MacbethSeemsSus: AHHHHHHHHH
 Marvoleath: what if the angle is sideways though
 DiscordianTokkan: oh no
 Species5618Beta: Can i be 15% more magnetically attractive?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 kynelwynn: That's.. a bonus?
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 Diabore: hold on
 Shparky2197: I have no idea who this is
 TheMerricat: I think she's dead, right chat? So all you see is dirt?
 eid010n: Never cook with margerine
 definenull: uh this cultural reference might be lost on me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So you just ruin food???
HavenDragon: no bus margarine
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Going_Medium: No lard
 BigDaddyBland87: is she still alive?
Drum0_0: @Shparky2197 same
 Isaac3567: I mean thats just a big safety hazard to be blind in a kitchen
 vsmit: So you see the inside of a box?
 MAPBoardgames: How much actual cooking does a head chef do anyways?
bbblehh: Ehhh the customers wouldn't know the difference right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cook with bacon grease, solved
 ErynTzun: That person is awful wouldn't do anything that pleases them
 Vinewood_OG: Cracker Barrel is hiring?
 TehAmelie: just need a 1 minute break when i pick up the butter
Spritz_T: but what is she looking at any given time?
 consolecowboy88: Use vegan butter
 Laurence72: Have an assistant chef do the butter step for you???
 iris_of_ether: Someone at work has a stick of butter squeeze toy
 Diabore: a full minute
VNil: "Pawv"
 MacbethSeemsSus: A minutes a long time to Paula Deen
jibkat: you would not be able to do your job
 Manae: Gonna burn that butter, too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You burn all food
 MAPBoardgames: I've played overcooked. a minute will close your resturant.
 Diabore: also how much does a head chef cook?
 DiscordianTokkan: a minute is a LONG FUCKING TIME when you're starting to fry something
rabbitgta: You could burn soooooo much food in 1 min
 Going_Medium: Lard is tasty in southern fud.
 AugmentingPath: one-minute blinding stew
 TheMerricat: @Drum0_0 Paula Ann Hiers Deen is an American chef, cookbook author, and TV personality. Deen resides in Savannah, Georgia. She has published fifteen cookbooks and owned and operated The Lady & Sons restaurant with her sons, Jamie and Bobby Deen, until its closure in 2025. - and she's also a racist.
 kingandcommoner: if you're a head chef, you may not be doing much cooking
 BrowneePointz: oh you mean PHYSICALLY see, I thought it meant Metaphorically
 Lord_Hosk: For Graham they are to distract the Zombies
 Shparky2197: @TheMerricat Thank you once more Merricat
 Heckhoundbolt: the motion sickness would be awful
 ContingentCat: You're head chef just make it someone else's job to get the butter
 SymphonySolstice: LMAO
 NimrodXIV: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz All food ruined. Just bacon grease
Lysander_salamander: what?
Bloodrush192: ewwwww
jibkat: windmill slam
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Windmill slam yes
 definenull: ?!?
 consolecowboy88: 😆
 TehAmelie: umm what glands
DoodlestheGreat: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NEVER NO
bbblehh: I feel like I need context here
 red_shoes_jeff: To... what?
 Laurence72: I don't get this, but I feel Ben just got roasted?
 MAPBoardgames: I can do it with my own skills
 Snowcookies: Ben owns snakes
 Its_VeeBot: I put $100 on failure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's two kinds of glands
 Diabore: you just have to accept? you cant say no? this is a stranger
 DiscordianTokkan: "Which glands?" "Yes."
 PharaohBender27: What does *express* mean in this context?
VNil: I don't need that anymore
 SpleenLord: What is a express a snake glands
Prostate_Dracula: the glands on the front or the back?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So either venom glands or the other kind
 Rhynerd: Ben can already do it better than I
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AND BOTH ARE JUST BAD
 ContingentCat: I've expressed a cat's glands snakes can't be worse
 shushu2539: couldn't handle Benben's skills
Lysander_salamander: I thought that was a dog thing
jibkat: Noone said you had to do it
jibkat: just try
 GreatSacrificer: can you wager that you'll fail?
 Vinewood_OG: Like finishing a tube of toothpaste
 MAPBoardgames: Like squeezing a sausage.
 NorthstarTex: nice split
Prostate_Dracula: is this what snake oil is?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh dog anal glands? Sure
 consolecowboy88: Sheeesh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be snake venom glands and HOW BOUT NEVER
 Its_VeeBot: Snake Farts. Snarts.
 NorthstarTex: we in the running
 ghyllnox: Oh no, Sable 
 RockPusher:  
DoodlestheGreat: Well... I _was_ hungry.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Snake farts made me cackle so loud I woke up 2 cats
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 ContingentCat: Been there snake friend
Scarbble: @Its_VeeBot good job, 'snarts' got me good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 Diabore: 1
 SymphonySolstice: 2
 NorthstarTex: I like 1
 teddywhosabear: 3
 DeM0nFiRe: windmill slam 1
 Diabore: windmill slam 1
 Snowcookies: I like 1
 Natedogg2: 1
 PharaohBender27: 3
 Shadowsoflife: 4
HavenDragon: 1
WriterRaven: 1
 ph0enix__42: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 Shadowsoflife: 3
 CaptainSpam: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 Shparky2197: The problem is, I would take 1 in a heartbeat
jibkat: We going two? right?
 Shadowsoflife: 1
 red_shoes_jeff: 1, sir!
 shushu2539: 1
 TehAmelie: i know which one would be divisive
Lysander_salamander: god if only 1
 ContingentCat: 1
SolFerrum: 100% 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The only advantage to 3 is to sell it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But 1
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Personally I don't want 1.
 BigDaddyBland87: one is good but i dunno if it'll split well
jibkat: two is the maybee choice
 Rhynerd: Wait right we gotta male this decisive. 1 might be too good
 Its_VeeBot: @Scarbble *takes a bow*
 Dog_of_Myth: I like to do 1
 PharaohBender27: I now realize I mostly chose 3 because of how much money it could potentially save me . . .
 ContingentCat: Yeah I wouldn't want 1 but I know a lot of people would
SolFerrum: Ooh right whoops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters But it will split well, I would prefer 3 because I could sell it
 ErynTzun: there are movies and books with scenarios like this that did not end well for folks
 Diabore: @Rhynerd the other option is a lot of money
rogerivany: I said 3, but forgot this was split the room
 MacbethSeemsSus: With 3 if you could specify the vintage you'd make so much money
 eid010n: 2 has more applications, I feel
 iris_of_ether: Cori, my sister woke me up one visit to ask if I wanted to see a garter snake, and "don't worry it already gross-pooped on me"
Earthenone: 3 is just door 1 with extra steps
 EmsLeigh: 2. One too many people would want.
 BrowneePointz: @jibkat You're the maybe choice
 PharaohBender27: @rogerivany 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether This got me
 Diabore: @MacbethSeemsSus that just means the options are money or money though
jibkat: @BrowneePointz 
 Shparky2197: @Diabore precisely
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben you made me cackle so hard I needed to pause and get water
 MacbethSeemsSus: Same answer?
 MAPBoardgames: Press X to doubt
seanmrwick: Interesting choice
 Saintnex: I dont think thats possible lol
 shushu2539: they are the same picture
SolFerrum: Gonna go to sleep after this game have fun all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Press X to doubt green door is not water
 ContingentCat: More evil?
 Travilogue: Except that one guy who lives for 80 years
rogerivany: If you age quicker then the economu doesn't matter
Earthenone: in annother world with a mortgage
seanmrwick: Me too, ben
 TheMerricat: Everyone gets isekaied?
 red_shoes_jeff: Isekai is still isekai
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love to go to somewhere boring
 Its_VeeBot: That's just called reincarnation
 azureHaights: Zombie Land Winnipeg
 vsmit: A boring isekai world would be wonderful.
 Pixel_Quark: fuck it we ball send me to boring medieval land
glitched_goddess: Isekai to Scranton, PA
 Saintnex: I mean the world as is sucks so it cant get any worse?
Lysander_salamander: I wish to live in Un-interesting times
 KaleidoscopeMind: but its a virus... does everyone get isekai'd?
 eid010n: If uncool is boring, I could do with a less interesting world
seanmrwick: Oh nooooo....the Isekai of SAO....what a shaaaaaame
bbblehh: Isekai but to Florida
 ContingentCat: Just a fun surprise
 SymphonySolstice: isekai to a small town in kenya
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just go somewhere MORE BORING
 Species5618Beta: Dont call me Shirley
 public_key_reveal_party: Man, trucks are gonna be booked for months
 CaptainSpam: You've been isekai'd to... a block or two down the street.
 Diabore: some of that food is really good
 Saintnex: ehhhh
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
witchyTQ: but then i wouldnt eat out as much sooooo
 Twilight_Spark: Why live in this state?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just taste like it, not give you the shits
 definenull: good for you matt
seanmrwick: I mean...Cruise Ship food could be decent
 Shadowsoflife: I'm just going to get isekai like down the road.
 MarkovDescendant: I've only been on Disney cruises so the food was amazing
 kynelwynn: Watch Lindsay Ellis' video!
 n3ther: Matt lol
 xantos69: Honestly.  I liked the food on the Cruises I have been on.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I've had excellent ship food
Critterbot: Nice.
 MAPBoardgames: should've said Ferry food
 ErynTzun: That seems like it depends on the ship just like any restaurant
 Pywodwagon: Cruise Ship food is pretty good, usually
 BigDaddyBland87: free weight loss?
 Its_VeeBot: I've had very good cruise ship food
 swordfishspyke: Or hospital food
 spethycakes: so my cooking just got an upgrade
 MacbethSeemsSus: shid
 shushu2539: shid?
 iris_of_ether: Um
 SymphonySolstice: your ____
  Sarah_Serinde: so uh
 NimrodXIV: SHID
 kynelwynn: Cruise ships tend to have all you can eat buffets that just stay out all day
 DiscordianTokkan: Luckily, I am not a snake
Critterbot: I mean...
 DeM0nFiRe: ?
Sealectron: my....
NeoKevlar: MY WHAT?!
 TheMerricat: Everything tastes like cruise ship food and I just buy a huge bag of doggie kibble. 
 definenull: your what?!?
 Twilight_Spark: Horrifying
 KadmosTech: my hwhat
 Shparky2197: What?
 eid010n: [FARTING AND SCREAMING]
seanmrwick: um.....ok.......
 Lord_Hosk: Opening your what?
 spethycakes: opening my what now!?
SolFerrum: Question.
 RockPusher: It's more terrifying…
Lysander_salamander: mouth
BeanieManPresents: don't leave us in suspense!
 ErynTzun: What does the ability to Pot of Gold even mean? lol
 DiscordianTokkan: Mouth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY DO I SHIT WHILE OPENING MY MOUTH
 ghyllnox: Chackras!
 yaboysgottatinkles: i thought that would split the room more
seanmrwick: it says Mouth on mine too
 teddywhosabear: why do you need to open your mouth to fart tho
DAC169: Matt, is there something you need to tell us?
cheshire_creeper: windmill slam not need sleep
 TheMerricat: _need_\
 CaptainSpam: Sleep is where we're all vikings!
 Lord_Hosk: Who needs sleep? you're never gonna get it
 Travilogue: Doesn't say you *can't* sleep
Critterbot: Heavily depends on the size of the pot.
 BigDaddyBland87: yea
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, chat created this one. Huh.
 NorthstarTex: dinger
letsbelgo: need is different than not being able to
 NorthstarTex: was hoping for more
Earthenone: it dosent say you cant, just dont need to
 vsmit: If you don't need to sleep, you can catch up on your Steam library.
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 Diabore: the floor
seanmrwick: but if it's Leprechaun gold, it could disappear after a while, right?
 DiscordianTokkan: I'm gonna make it even MORE fart, so
 RockPusher: Dry Farts
 Diabore: i sleep on the fucking floor
 Its_VeeBot: It could be my own fart
 MacbethSeemsSus: Windmill slam "not damp"
 Lord_Hosk: All hotel beds are somewhat fart
 DeM0nFiRe: 
7gorobei: bed of farting snakes
BeanieManPresents: wet farts bed
 TehAmelie: it's somewhat fart. partially made up of farts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fart, because damp can be SO MANY BAD THINGS
 ErynTzun: Sleep on floor
 red_shoes_jeff: That's ALL beds EVERYWHERE.
 ghyllnox: Car is already somewhat fart
seanmrwick: I mean....the Somewhat Fart is not as bad....unless you're in Gary Indiana
 lamina5432: Ill sleep on the floor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 azureHaights: Sleep in a wet bed, or sleep in the DB Chair
 eid010n: Its a choice between fart, and wet fart
 shushu2539: but it was a closed mouth fart
seanmrwick: or outside of Indianapolis like I was
 Lord_Hosk: Same answer
 eid010n: We already answered this one
 DiscordianTokkan: It's the same picture!
 The_Color_Twelve: slightly damn vs dry but crusty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same thought
seanmrwick: the Slightly Damp could also be sweat
 Diabore: still the floor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
 Shparky2197: I have a poor sense of smell, windmill slam cabbage
 Marvoleath: damp with cabbage juice
NeoKevlar: floor 100%
 MacbethSeemsSus: Floor sounds great if dry
seanmrwick: or....if someone just got out of the shower and then immediately went to sleep
Earthenone: beej dident want the waterbed? 
 Vinewood_OG: Is he baptized?
 consolecowboy88: Wheels !!
BeanieManPresents: you don't mess around with Jim
 ErynTzun: uuugh Cabbage is just as bad as Lutefisk
 Its_VeeBot: Yay us
 Diabore: is that 4 wins for wheeler now?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone Damp does not equal waterbed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YAY
DoodlestheGreat: Yay!
 BigDaddyBland87: hey most likes
WriterRaven: The Time Being? They're here?!
seanmrwick: I mean it's not like Quiplash
 NimrodXIV: sweet
 lamina5432: Got work but have a good last hour.
 RockPusher: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 2nd trivia? As a treat?
 PharaohBender27: Sorry, giveaway?
 DiscordianTokkan: :V
 bentropik: WHEELER
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePointz: Graham Fartk
 Getter404: Ooooooh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 TheAinMAP: 
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my face hurts
 Xenovita: party
mikia55: Party
 PharaohBender27: Ah, I see
UnsaltedHam: party
 CaptainSpam: party
Neesee: party
 consolecowboy88: Party
 Shadwhawk: party
 Athelgar: party
 bentropik: party
 goombalax: Party
 Twilight_Spark: party
casiswhoiam: Party
 Getter404: party
 doubleo21: Party
rabbitgta: Party
Koios7: party
 arcanzaJenkins: party
v_nome: party
 MAPBoardgames: party
jibkat: party
Bearudite: party
WriterRaven: party
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: party
Critterbot: paty
 yaboysgottatinkles: party
marshallade: party
GrathXVI: party
 BasilHunter: party
Ganomii: Party
 orrie104: Party
mendokusai_jamesdean: Party
 fastlane250: party
AirOz: party
 SpleenLord: Party
IThoughtUSaidWeast: party
Drum0_0: party
 iris_of_ether: Party
 KadmosTech: party
Yoshi_Gal: Party
 MacbethSeemsSus: Party
 sheqesi: Party
 terminal_void: party
 Thefluffiestguineapig: party
DoodlestheGreat: party
Spritz_T: party
 Dog_of_Myth: Party
 spethycakes: party
 MAPBoardgames: time
dukeofearl97: party
 public_key_reveal_party: Party
 CabooseFails: party
 definenull: party
KyranTheWalker: Party
 eid010n: Party
 MarkovDescendant: Party
Earthenone: party
 ContingentCat: Party
 red_shoes_jeff: PARTY!
x0den: party
 RunicScribe: party
 MyrddintheWizard: party
 Peter_Chordash: party
 Fruan: party
 Sethalidos: party
 MrPipboy3000: party
tycoonbosh: party
Zulghinlour: party
sirzechs_666: PARTY
 Simonark: party
 Gekyouryuu: party
 ShaneLeeAtk: Party
 fastlane250: we like to
 Darkstorm257: party
 AllTheWeasels: party
 teddywhosabear: party
 Lazzared: party
BeanieManPresents: party
 Rhynerd: Party
 ladyjessica: Party
 LariatWest: party
 magentajune: Party
 Pixel_Quark: Party
 djalternative: party
 BigDaddyBland87: party
 idontgetmyrealname: party
 swordfishspyke: Party
 Vinewood_OG: Really betraying the Silent But Deadly
aidaino: party
Jadaris: party
Svendryn: Party
 spo8n: party
 SubatomicAura: Party
VNil: Party
ahyesindeedsir: Party
 dgrimalkin: party
 atinyspacemarine: party
 A_Dub888: party
 62MGcobra: party
 ErynTzun: party
 flatluigi: party
 noonetoday: party
 abaddon2501: Party
 Kramburger: Party
PabstBlueFalcon: party
 xantos69: PARTY
smertmonkey: party
 Pywodwagon: party
Kaingangrel_: Party
 Eltanin73: Party
 KadmosTech: murder
 KingOfDoma: Murder
 Micalovits: murder
 Yolysses: Party
 dougbeal: party
 Shiferl: Party
 JadedCynic: NURDER
 SquareDotCube: party
 SnackPak_: murder
Cheese_Hammer: Party
statsmonger: party
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Party
 brutusq13: party
 AstoundingBacon: party
 ghyllnox: murder
Ryenji: murder
 MarkovDescendant: Murder
LPS_97: party
hamraffle: party
CookieMom: PARTY
 e_bloc: parter
Lysander_salamander: party hard
 ProcyonFlynn: party
 Tweygoh: party
 putz12a: party
 Strebenherz: party
Patorik: party
morteica: Party
 LariatWest: murder
 EmsLeigh: Party
 NoxStryx: PARTY
 consolecowboy88: Purder
 Bengineering: party
CookieMom: MURDER
 WampaX: party
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: murder
Earthenone: murder
 eid010n: party
 e_bloc: party
 Lazzared: murder
 consolecowboy88: Purser
 ContingentCat: Murder
 definenull: we like, we like to party
 shushu2539: Parti
 Marvoleath: potty
 EmsLeigh: Murder
 gsyhiap: Party
Kelazi5: party
 AmathySkellington: party
 NoxStryx: party
CamelAttack: murder
macintose: party
Dr_fragenstien: Party
seanmrwick: party
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 simic_yeti: Party
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 Heckhoundbolt: KILL!
  bv310: party
SeismicLawns: party
 zeathean: party
 eid010n: wait, I mean murder
BeanieManPresents: Murder Ben... wait
 brainbosh: party
chaz_existing: My girl wants to _____ all the time
 miniMacGuru: party
 spethycakes: murder
 NoxStryx: Murder
 KaleidoscopeMind: moider
DoodlestheGreat: Ben, we light up with murder all on our own.
Svendryn: Murder
 kalira77: Murder
 consolecowboy88: Purder
 ProcyonFlynn:  Murder
 Vilun: party
 putz12a: murder
Hopdude6770: Party
 swordfishspyke: III
 simic_yeti: Party
 djalternative: murder
DarkWingedAngel: Party
 red_shoes_jeff: Murder!
 aClonedPickle: redrum
 Riandisa: party
 TheGhostOfZero: party
 squirrel_stowaway: party
 RockPusher: party
 Jigokuro: party
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 MAPBoardgames: Show time, Big time, Party time, and then some!
BobROE: party
 Orestes290: party
 definenull: exactly cori!
KasterPD: Party
 littleunknownn: party
 iris_of_ether:   
 Vilun: mouth
 Shparky2197: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 spethycakes: I have the same question, Cori
 Xavorin: party
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's my question Cori
 PharaohBender27: Pressure reasons, I'm guessing?
 ContingentCat: Why not?
 eid010n: Well you wouldn't want it pushing through your teeth
 WeaselsEverywhere: Party
 Marvoleath: so many people calling for a gathering of crows
ahyesindeedsir: We like to
 dougbeal: 
 shushu2539: !findquote party
  LRRbot: Quote #5479: "Always split the party, right?" —Dale [2018-10-29]
 HbombAndFriends: Party
 bentropik:  
 Vinewood_OG: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
Earthenone: its harder to scream with it closed
Simonark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 102 months!
 Simonark: Why yes, I do feel old.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Simonark! (Today's storm count: 68)
 ErynTzun: i want to rock and roll all niiiiight and murder evev-er-e-day. . . wait
Lysander_salamander: No, fanduel, I don't think I will.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone Do you scream while you shid?
WriterRaven punts the horrifying Whalefall advertisement into the nearest star
Mazrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 Mazrae: Wooo 5 years
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Mazrae! (Today's storm count: 69)
 Marvoleath: To balance out the pressure, Cori
 PharaohBender27: Like having the mouth open somehow relieves pressure within the body? Total guess on my part, though
Earthenone: @Thefluffiestguineapig dont we all?
IanAllenBird subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, IanAllenBird! (Today's storm count: 70)
 Xavorin: @Thefluffiestguineapig Depends on what I ate beforehand.
 cmdrzellgaudis: party
 shushu2539: !findquote fart
  LRRbot: Quote #1022: "Let's find out if I can fart softly..." —Kathleen [2015-11-04]
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig If I'm screaming, then it's a BAAAAD shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I guess if it was a really spicy meal
 MacbethSeemsSus: *hear from the next stall* It burns us!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus "I need an old priest and preparation P"
VNil: !findquote mouth
 consolecowboy88: !findquote murder
  LRRbot: Quote #1107: "By the way: we have a murder hall." —Alex [2015-11-16]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the rund
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: IF YOU STOP YOU WILL DIE!!
 PharaohBender27: @findquote mouth
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not necessarily in that order
Earthenone: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm so vascular.
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The rest of Ian
 Marvoleath: that weekly calendar looks so eerie with that much blue
 consolecowboy88: !findquote pumpkin
  LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion!
 consolecowboy88: !findquote mouth
  LRRbot: Quote #3820: "It's like walking mouth-first into a Yankee Candle store" —Molly Lewis [2017-01-09]
Lysander_salamander: oh right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so sad the second episode with Cori is muted forever for some reason
Lysander_salamander: That does sound like Molly Lewis
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations @consolecowboy88 for getting LRRbot to respond to that prompt!
 consolecowboy88: @PharaohBender27 thank u
 PharaohBender27: Also, looking at that quote and its date, I would bet that was an LRL episode
 Isaac3567: The DB anniversary shirt looks pretty awesome. pre-orders just put in for them both!
 Isaac3567: God the Canadian dollar is bad
 Getter404: Farting: Complete
 ErynTzun: hullo G
 paronomasiac042: a winners!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: wark wark!
 spethycakes: 
 ghyllnox: \o/
 FenrisSchafer:  
 Strebenherz: grats!
chaz_existing: grats
 62MGcobra: 
 TehAmelie: 
 yaboysgottatinkles: Congrats!
 NimrodXIV:  
 gsyhiap: Conga rats!
 MyrddintheWizard: ajony
 RockPusher: 🐀🐀🐀 Conga Rats!!! 🐀🐀🐀
 Svendryn: Wooo thanks!
chaz_existing: crats
 red_shoes_jeff: Wark wark!
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, Svendren (sp?)!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: congrats
 Shparky2197: Congrats winners!
 CaptainSpam: Congrats!
 SnackPak_: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Grats!
 definenull: conga rats!
 ladyjessica: Congrats
 ph0enix__42: 
phoenixfeather14: Congrats!
WriterRaven: Ajony!
 Xavorin: The winnars! It's you!
 spethycakes:  
 consolecowboy88: 🎉😎🎵
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 kalira77: Mazelmurder
Jadaris: 
 SpleenLord: Congrats
 littleunknownn:   
BeanieManPresents: congrats to both!
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, Jadaris!
   LoadingReadyRun: Svendryn and Jadaris!
CookieMom: Congrats all!
 paronomasiac042: kweh!!
 CaptainSpam: And make sure your donor account is up-to-date... wait, no...
Critterbot: Kitty!
 eid010n: Congrats! 
StephenJM81: 1035135
 ghyllnox: Cat!
Lysander_salamander: frogs!
 googoltudoris: this price is right wheel for the pre-bus show was perfect
 TehAmelie: boats boats boats!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitty!
 TheAinMAP:  
 Diabore: do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let him whisper (yes, you do)
 TehAmelie: oh, the other kind of junk
 RatherLargeToad: 
 shushu2539: TBBA
 EmsLeigh: @CaptainSpam But also yes do this the bus is coming…
 quasi79fu: hai chat..i lurkin..this one is fun
 quasi79fu: time to explain junk as high art
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jadaris! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Jadaris! (Today's storm count: 71)
Yoshi_Gal: Got to play this in person with long distance friends for my birthday, was a truly blessed cursed experience
 DiscordianTokkan: I never noticed before that the wizard made himself look more handsome in the book tutorial
 Jadaris: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
Bearudite: capitalizm
 PharaohBender27: Code is To Be Be Announced 
 Gekyouryuu: will the next leap(frog) be the leeap(frog) home?
 Twilight_Spark: Please do not skin a unicorn.
 googoltudoris: now are they err looms because louisiana, or because everything about this is an error?
 thraximore: I like their little walk
 Gekyouryuu: this is reminding me of the Outer Wilds music
 PharaohBender27: @googoltudoris Por que no los dos?
 eid010n: are they pushing the trolleys with their bellies?
 Shparky2197: Definitely both
 KingOfDoma: I like how it's implied that the audience is also frogs, but we have no hope of being made human again
 KadmosTech: @KingOfDoma maybe we were always frogs to begin with
 TehAmelie: we're just tadpoles
 bentropik: ribbit
 IanAllenBird: @KingOfDoma better this way
 Shparky2197: @KingOfDoma I don't know if that's necessarily a bad thing
 ErynTzun: Need to be kissed by someone to turn back
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: i like the wizard's elaborate finger moves
 SymphonySolstice: the orb has a cowboy hat
 ErynTzun: nose looks like arby's hat
 googoltudoris: frogs don't have to worry about retirement accounts
 azureHaights: It's a tiny pink cowboy hat for the orb
 red_shoes_jeff: It's not a crystal ball, it's a snot bubble.
 PharaohBender27: I mean, Paul once said it looked like a little cowboy hat
 eid010n: ugh, it'll leave one of those oily marks on the crystal ball
   LoadingReadyRun:  better then Poll Mine, where the audience is a pile of spiders 
duke_dice: Howdy folks
 Shparky2197: I'd be more worried about birds and reptiles, but I'll take that over my customer service job
 TehAmelie: we're helping!
flouncy_magooo: 
 Shparky2197: Man, the speel prompts come and go quick
 shushu2539: choosing time is very short
Lysander_salamander: Hullabaloo is an under-utilized word
 DiscordianTokkan: Girlboss McYaoihands
 ErynTzun: yeahthe second one went away too fast
chaz_existing: what if I LIKE being a pile of spiders, paul. Ever think about that. /j
chaz_existing: we like to party
 Shadowsoflife: @chaz_existing like spiders man
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @chaz_existing should play that one Jackbox ranking game
 bentropik: the vengabus is coming
 consolecowboy88: !findquote venga boys
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 PharaohBender27: Oh so Ben could have used one of those a few months ago . .
 baltimore_667083: It only protects from one wasabi dollop? What if I’m attacked by four of them?
 Shadowsoflife: bus is SOON
  Sarah_Serinde: not on stream
 TehAmelie: @baltimore_667083 the only answer is more pasta
 Marvoleath: !venga
  LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
 googoltudoris: matt you need one of those irl
 PharaohBender27: 
 consolecowboy88: It’s a taco shell
Lysander_salamander: oh jeez
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Getter404: (Don't worry about it)
chaz_existing: advanced breathing techniques only
 Shparky2197:  
 SquareDotCube: A hat worthy stealing from the rich in
 consolecowboy88: Most cryptic pitch I ever heard
 Xavorin: Ah, so Elizabeth Holmes made it.
 Getter404: egg
 Shadowsoflife: E G G
 iris_of_ether: E g g
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: egg
  Sarah_Serinde: obviously
chaz_existing: monk egg
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: perfect
 spethycakes: 🥚
BeanieManPresents: egg
 Pixel_Quark: e g g
chaz_existing: egg monkey get up get egg. Egg monkey go to job.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 eid010n: I do not want the mokeys to look at me eating breakfast
 Marvoleath: !egg
  LRRbot: egg
 quasi79fu: im having a fever dream
Sealectron: Mono Huevo
chaz_existing: Egg monkey have borning meeting. With boring manager egg
BeanieManPresents: does this egg also watch you shag?
 Xavorin: Egg monkey like Fritos? Egg monkey like Tab and Mtn Dew?
 Rhynerd: Can the egg see?
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
cheshire_creeper: YESSSSS
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
 baltimore_667083: YESSSS
 KadmosTech: 
 SymphonySolstice: yes yes yes
 teddywhosabear: lmbo
 Shparky2197: Sold, G
 ErynTzun: hahhaa
 spethycakes: 
 ghyllnox: 
 TehAmelie: full scale Tamagotchi
 quasi79fu: best one
 Natedogg2: This one isn't boar-ing
casiswhoiam: Egg monkey like you
 Getter404: SOLD
chaz_existing: big snortin
cheshire_creeper: SOLD
 DiscordianTokkan: hell yea
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 consolecowboy88: Yay
 SquareDotCube: I need 30-50 of these ASAP
 red_shoes_jeff: At speed. This item is for home defence.
 Pixel_Quark: I'M IN
 bentropik: 
 Shparky2197: Could be far worse
DAC169: who?
 googoltudoris: does it sing the boars head carol? THE BOARS HEAD IN HAND BEAR I
 eid010n: I actually would buy that
 baltimore_667083:  
DoodlestheGreat: Not Karen Carpenter?
 baltimore_667083: DIBS
 ErynTzun: I only have a vague idea of their songs
 KadmosTech: oh *that* diaphragm
 Shadowsoflife: that's worse
 eid010n: PSA: Do Not Felt Your Orifices
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham that's also where my breain went
  Sarah_Serinde: *brain
  Sarah_Serinde: Where did that misspelling come from
HavenDragon: and the egg is alive!
Scarbble: @Sarah_Serinde from your breain
rogerivany: Galaxy Quest is one of the better Trek movies.
 baltimore_667083: TORTL
 MarkovDescendant: DOG!
 djalternative: @Sarah_Serinde brian
Lysander_salamander: I already want one
GreyThey: @Sarah_Serinde It came from your breain
  Sarah_Serinde: @Scarbble yeah, yeah that tracks
 bentropik: explain, as you would a child
Lysander_salamander: don't bronze your turtles
 definenull: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: what a pull
casiswhoiam: Why does Mario crush turns?
  Sarah_Serinde: no thank you
 baltimore_667083: The WHAT
Lysander_salamander: eeeeeh
 iris_of_ether: Oh my god
letsbelgo: sold
 n3ther: oh my gawd
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 quasi79fu: oh dear gahd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 bentropik: oh so it's an aztec death whistle but... worse
chaz_existing: thank you wheeler, I hate
 SymphonySolstice: the drug?
 djalternative: chat, did you know the brain is the only organ to name itself?
 consolecowboy88: Oh i remember that
 n3ther: sold
 eid010n: Blow the tortoise ass, cause tortoise joy
 KadmosTech: chat I dont know whether this is thumbs up or down
 Shparky2197: I'm concerned Wheeler, but I will purchase
 Pixel_Quark: @bentropik you mean aztec whistle but improved
BeanieManPresents: while the eggs are watching?
casiswhoiam: This is why Mario crushes turts
 bentropik: @Pixel_Quark ymmv
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 consolecowboy88: !findquote turtle
  LRRbot: Quote #3439: "No turtle has ever thrived." —Maria [2016-09-18]
 Marvoleath: but does its mouth open when you blow it?
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
 Pixel_Quark: !findquote tortoise
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The video presumably of the sound used in Star Wars
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, pocket Ortelan \
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuhhhhhhh
 baltimore_667083: SOLD
 KadmosTech: @LRRbot good
 consolecowboy88: Aww
 quasi79fu: peeeepato
chaz_existing: Peepato chisps sound delicisious right now
 bentropik: !findquote potato
 Shparky2197: @DiscordianTokkan I understood that reference!
 eid010n: Potato shapes, but bird
 SnackPak_: oh, peep-ato. thats much better
 definenull: i feel like ben didn't think the name through enough..
 baltimore_667083: !findquote bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Yup
 eid010n: peep-a-toe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !cacaw
 Shadowsoflife: caw
 DiscordianTokkan: ooh, vitamin k
 Getter404: Oh god, not relish
 baltimore_667083: !y
  LRRbot: Goose was not valued
 Travilogue: Marshmallow Peep Potato
 ErynTzun: eeew
 MacbethSeemsSus: Not a fan of restaurant Ketamine personally
 MarkovDescendant: Only if it's dill relish
 quasi79fu: yay ketamine
DoodlestheGreat: Would these be good for Easter?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpoopyLivelyToadKeepo-1eWjZ_xgo5_cXdF2
casiswhoiam: Peepato is adorable
 Travilogue: is what I was thinking
 KadmosTech: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: yes?
 googoltudoris: something something "i'm gonna dip this potato in some vicodin"
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 bentropik: D:
 InconsiderateHat: Hell yeah
 DiscordianTokkan: the Shoe's corpse!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonySolstice: oh no
Drum0_0: wow
 SnackPak_: yikes
 ContingentCat: Oh no
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh nooooo
 Shparky2197: Oh no
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 spethycakes: good gravy
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 consolecowboy88: Hell yeah mummified shoe
BeanieManPresents: oh no, the trauma
 bentropik: that poor shoe
 Shparky2197:  
Lysander_salamander: survivor's guilt
 quasi79fu: thats hilarious
 Thefluffiestguineapig:       
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej is a winner for me]
 ErynTzun: I cannot stand the shoe scream
 teddywhosabear: well now I'm just sad
chaz_existing: That was beautiful, Beej.
 A_Dub888: it wasn't?!
 ErynTzun: terrified animated shoe 
 consolecowboy88: I wanna vote for alwl
 DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the sub, annonymous!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That shoe scarred me
 BrowneePointz: one rolled out of a trunk
 TehAmelie: the sad story was a masterstroke
Lysander_salamander: The dip scene was terrifying
 googoltudoris: chat if i vote for a loop does it all cancel out?
 eid010n: is the tortoise ass you blow into anatomically correct?
 Rhynerd: 1 shoe doesn’t escape, and we watch it die
 Shparky2197: But yeah, to show off what the dip does
 kingandcommoner: they were for the cartoon octopus
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I watched it recently.
LeokadiaBosko: Great to have the movie start with him straight up murdering a terrified toon while the entire place just watches and does nothing about it
 bentropik: it is _not_ a kid's movie
BeanieManPresents: someone drops a box and all the shoes escape
 ContingentCat: Not yet
 KadmosTech: NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @eid010n Do you blow into the ass or the mouth?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MarkovDescendant: Why not Graham? I saw that as a toddler and I loved it.
Lysander_salamander: That was a great movie.  The books were wild.
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Strebenherz: had to step away, i see i missed a turtogasm, peepato, and undipped shoe
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig Wheeler said ass
x0den: i liked that movie
LeeshaJoy: Weirdly I just rewatched it last week
 TehAmelie: i think i gotta watch that before i see Coyote v Acme
 googoltudoris: "ok siri, do tortoises have anuses or cloacas?"
 Twilight_Spark: Toilet puppy? How dare you fucking say that about my wife.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris Cloaca
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrispyInspiringKathyChefFrank-jCAQZagNehlqC6x4
 bentropik: "I was saying peepato"
 Strebenherz: LOL
sirzechs_666:   not the high pitch judge voice
 ErynTzun: I guess I was a teen by the time that game out so it wasn't as traumatizing but there were certainly unpleasant sounds
Lysander_salamander: boing
 ContingentCat: We love a good reference
 eid010n: e g g
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori crushing it
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoyStrongDonkeyMcaT-2vJlCSQjbP206XLZ
 bentropik: it could even be a boat!
 RedAlexxis: Egg Monkey, still better than the Eggmaster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bentropik Like the pumpkin boats dressed as gnomes!
 googoltudoris: back from the dead!
 MacbethSeemsSus: From the maker of Egg Monkey
chaz_existing: I enjoy hagging too, ben
 ErynTzun: oh we can give discount to different person
 TehAmelie: you know, rather than chess, i'd challenge Death to a Jackbox game. probably Fibbage.
 Micalovits: Can't wait to see what Ben ended up with
 consolecowboy88: !findquote egg
  LRRbot: Quote #9218: "Don't put all your eggs in one mayo." —Cori [2024-12-28]
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie who's the audience?
 Shparky2197: I think I'mma jump out soon, mybrain says I need nap before work. Have fun all
 Marvoleath: !egg
  LRRbot: egg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 TehAmelie: i figure Death will conjure one
 djalternative: I'm extra tired today chat. I'm off to bed. enjoy the rest
 bentropik: @LoadingReadyRun bill and ted?
 consolecowboy88: !findquote death
  LRRbot: Quote #6143: "Heather doesn't fear death!" —Matt Griffiths [2019-06-19]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Could you request a specific audience? Like could you request LRRchat?
sirzechs_666: @LoadingReadyRun im in the audiance
 TehAmelie: that would be so unfair. . .
 consolecowboy88: Sorry I will stop
 Species5618Beta: The rising bubbles are going behind his nose...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie To who? Also you're playing against Death, so why unfair?
 Marvoleath: Would LRRchat vote for Death's entries as a bit though?
 bentropik: it'd depend how funny death was
 DiscordianTokkan: Hey, if Death's got jokes, I'll vote for her's.
 consolecowboy88: Hah!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of chat would be trying to find the truth if it was Fibbage
 A_Dub888: cool technology!
 ghyllnox: lul
 SnackPak_: impressive emissions
voren_chalco: What are you emitting?!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RedAlexxis: bad news for AI there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks autocorrect
   LoadingReadyRun: Challenging Death to a comedy contest is a pretty solid idea. Comedy is probably hard for him but if he turns out to be amazing at it, then at least you get a good laugh before you die
 TehAmelie: indeed
 kingandcommoner: Norman
 SnackPak_: Norm is a good get for zeta
 iris_of_ether: Morn!
 consolecowboy88: Norm Macdonald?
Cptasparagus: Norm McConnell.... Big M, small C
DAC169: Norm... the Genie?
chaz_existing: Norm was always my favorite member of LRR.
 Species5618Beta: Who mourns for Norm?
 ContingentCat: Norm really helps Zeta
ButterBall000: As long as it isn't The New Norm
sirzechs_666: MORN!
Vonbane: fun fact, i share the same birthday as George Wendt. Oct 17th
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether The amount of weird lore there is for Morn considering he never speaks is amazing
chaz_existing: Excited to see him back for db this year
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 consolecowboy88: Ted danson was in gundam zeta?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 consolecowboy88: She’s beautiful
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: hellooo nurse
 iris_of_ether: @Thefluffiestguineapig Legit we love him. And they imply that he talks, just *never* on screen
chaz_existing: it got tits
 ErynTzun: New and improved rosie the robot
 ContingentCat: Physical activities
  Sarah_Serinde: understandable
x0den: help her help you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether No I love him to, and I love the amount the writers clearly loved him too
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 ErynTzun: Ben it's Rosie
 iris_of_ether: 
 Shadwhawk: Rosie, not Ruby
 ghyllnox: lul
 FenrisSchafer: Frankly... that would help me
Lysander_salamander: oh
 DoodlestheGreat:      
 PharaohBender27: Bacon Ruthersworth would be all about that previous entry
Lysander_salamander: I see
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same brain cell?
 idontgetmyrealname: this is just sealab
chaz_existing: Siss Swexbot
 eid010n: Wasn't he is Skii Free?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Also possibly this one?
 bentropik: I think it's a balaclava
 ContingentCat: Different genre of physical help bot
sirzechs_666: Bacon would want this
 ghyllnox: Goes "diving" *wink wink*
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 KadmosTech: !quote snizz
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 consolecowboy88: Maybe they can donate it’s arms to the lady robot
 bentropik: oh so Derek and his chimes
 ContingentCat: Snizz?
WriterRaven: Reasonable Snizz is the name of my new folk-punk cover band.
Lysander_salamander: well, it's metal, so maybe you can rig a magnetic attachment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
Cptasparagus: Dr. Seuss's last book, "The Reasonable Snizz"
letsbelgo: wtdf
 Getter404: These things happen once they hit 14 or so
 Dog_of_Myth: 
chaz_existing: D'g'ass emergency
 IanAllenBird: oh noo
 bentropik: what's step 17
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
HawkeyeCadash: 
 eid010n: If you blow into it's ass, does it also play a doggasm sound?
 KadmosTech: Dave Spokesman's Butthole Grooming
 shushu2539: 
 spethycakes: what's 4a?
 Getter404: @bentropik Cheat Step
 Its_VeeBot: Dave's Spokesman's Depressed Cousin
 RedAlexxis: Smiling is the key thing. 
 Strebenherz: I'm guessing Graham has had to shave baxter dingleberries a non zero amount of time
 MacbethSeemsSus: Norman Rockwell had a weird period
chaz_existing: @spethycakes absolve yourself
casiswhoiam: Worked at a veterinary clinic; anal lands expression is a thing UNFORTUNATELY
x0den: step 27 will surprise you
Lysander_salamander: they're very fluffy
 ContingentCat: Enough.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a veterinary professional, I have seen a buthole emergency, do not smile, the risk of shit in your mouth is high
 Strebenherz: LOL at that dead inside "brother..." from graham xD
 Mr_Bitterness: Long haired cats often need their peppercorns shaved off
 Twilight_Spark: Troublingly intimate collection
 Faulpyr: Fluffy cats certainly have cat butt emergencies
 RedAlexxis: @Strebenherz If it's on a sheep, it is called a dag. 
 Strebenherz: @RedAlexxis xD
Lysander_salamander: god, I have memories of having to chase around my cats
 MarkovDescendant: @casiswhoiam I do not miss AGE. Former VetTech here.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have done butthole grooming, it is....................something
 couchboyj: They look like real clankers to me
 avjamethyst: just like adom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've had to argue for sedation for the butthole shaving
 Strebenherz: @Faulpyr never had a cat as fluffy as baxter but i'm guessing it's so much worse with a cat that fluffy
  corianderd: @avjamethyst mystery box?
 consolecowboy88: Aww
Lysander_salamander: anxiety alligator
  Juliamon: Our cat isn't even that fluffy, she just can't be bothered to finish her shits most of the time
 DoodlestheGreat: THE WINSLOW!
DAC169:  I love it! 
 ErynTzun: just gotta do the grooming often to prevent them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And yes twitch, that was intentional. Some cats are very mad about this
 ghyllnox: Cori! 
 gibbousm: 
 Travilogue: Is this that Biddy Blass I've been hearing about?
 SymphonySolstice: big challenges!
chaz_existing: you are not alone but this gator is
  Juliamon: YES
Lysander_salamander: nice
 KadmosTech: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh. you meant for your cats
 IanAllenBird: off-brand big challenges
Lysander_salamander: perfect
 KadmosTech: HAHAH
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 consolecowboy88: Holy shit
 teddywhosabear: HAAA
 spethycakes: wow, this is topica
 SymphonySolstice: 
 PharaohBender27: 
WriterRaven: Flawless.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 spethycakes: topical*
 n3ther: dayum
 DeM0nFiRe: 
LeokadiaBosko:   
 underhill33: 
 ContingentCat: Omg
 definenull: huh?
LastCenturion: Brilliant
 Mr_Bitterness: 
chaz_existing: Bless you wheels
 Pixel_Quark: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KadmosTech Yeah, for cats and dogs at work
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 googoltudoris: it's blahaj but for people who got poor socialization as children
 SymphonySolstice: that's a thing alright
 SymphonySolstice: a real doohickey
sirzechs_666:   
 flatluigi: i think you put weed in that
josh___something: That's definitely a doodad
 ErynTzun: Thing-a-ma-bob
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ghyllnox: LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure has many knobs
 Twilight_Spark: Is this a stepped reckoner?
 RedAlexxis: ha!
 ContingentCat: My brother had that as his ringtone for a while and it was annoying
 eid010n: That's certainly a device
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 AllTheWeasels: um
 Strebenherz: Note to self if i ever visit the moonbase, take a single stamp from beej's office
 ghyllnox: BEN
 ErynTzun: oh nooooo
 spethycakes: BEN
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
 Strebenherz: Incredible
 iris_of_ether: Woaw
BeanieManPresents: I beg your finest pardon?
 RedAlexxis: I would have gone the Stationary Stationary Station
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
josh___something: BEN
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Its_VeeBot: damn
 dougma: OMG....
chaz_existing: Insert into pauls nuts, got it
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbrasiveShortBurritoKappaRoss-iSHssFjnarY27JRw
 dougma: that was such a long walk
sirzechs_666: BEN!
 Species5618Beta: I think i had Pauls Nuts when i was little
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The longest walk
 RockPusher: 
 shushu2539: !findquote stamps
  LRRbot: Quote #1486: "I don't need stamps, eat my *** hole ; I learned so much at the museum." —Beej [2016-01-09]
 TheAinMAP: Top left corner?
VNil: Yeah yeah, the auto cryptex, we've all seen it
 ghyllnox: It's a calculator!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where do I hold Pauls Nuts to apply the stamp?
 eid010n: Insert letter into pauls nuts, then twiddle the dingus
 ErynTzun: The top left corner is where the address goes
 yaboysgottatinkles: the us government would be proud of that acronym
Spritz_T: that
 Gekyouryuu: no, G, it's a Pick-a-tin-can rail
Spritz_T: that's why it's an antique
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: her
 eid010n: HAUNTED DOLL, NO
Lysander_salamander: aaaa
 SymphonySolstice: claps
 ghyllnox: She
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShyUnsightlySnoodBabyRage-8IUL5szAqGaNPHWm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK NO I HATE THE DOLL
 NoxStryx: Inferior crocodile alligator, you're not a very good content creator, sad on the inside, glad out the outside, live stream's your job.
Lysander_salamander: nice
  Sarah_Serinde: hah
 ErynTzun: return address, the stamp goes on the top right, unless you're trying to hide the address lolol
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahha
 Strebenherz: haunted
rogerivany: We into Haunted Dolls now?
durketh: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
cheshire_creeper: fsdlkjflsdjklsdjklsdjkljksd
 RedAlexxis: She slash her
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect Matt
Lysander_salamander: that was hilarious thanks
 Mr_Bitterness: Ah going for the less is more approach
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig you're perfect
 BrowneePointz: lol Mattel. y'all see the Jar Jarbie halloween costume yet?
 Twilight_Spark: Very strong group
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 You too!
 red_shoes_jeff: Give me Sad Totodile RIGHT NOW!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also thanks A_Dubb888
Lysander_salamander: It could be a label printer?
 MacbethSeemsSus: BEEJ
 DeM0nFiRe: It's an alligator, Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not at all
 KadmosTech: Inferior Crocodile Alligator is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks, I can tell.
 Species5618Beta: I think its a music box?
 consolecowboy88: A vaccume tube?
 RedAlexxis: 18th Centrury grindr
 Gekyouryuu: it's a weird coffee machine, ask Serge 
 eid010n: Paul, why are your nuts made from machined brass?
 googoltudoris: email jackbox maybe?
sirzechs_666: Looks like a mecanical calculator to me
 Rhynerd: Looks like it’s holding coins.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This stream is so rich in clips
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmorphousCloudyLatteArsonNoSexy-CtAFbYFEmmbPOSzh
BeanieManPresents: wrong website for that description
 J_Rey15: I have a pretty good list of things it isn't 
 ghyllnox: BEN
 BigDaddyBland87: BEN
WriterRaven: BENJAMIN
almas_zarkona: BEN
 Saintnex: BEN PLS
 ContingentCat: Yes Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 empyreon: 
glitched_goddess: It looks like lightsaber parts
 ErynTzun: it has a hand crank on the bottom, other than that it's hard to tell what it is
 electric_claire: I think it's the mechanism in a music box
josh___something: BEN
 Pixel_Quark: We got pauls nuts before gta vi
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RacySteamyGrouseJonCarnage-KYT6fg6gXXNMo2Fe
 SquareDotCube: Road Quest 3: The Search for P.A.U.L.S N.U.T.S
 HadesLeprechaun: I think it might be a hydroscoptic marzelvein
 ContingentCat: Jordynne you know what you must do
 NoxStryx: I'm going to say it is a very specialized tool for opening canned cranberry sauce
 iris_of_ether: I painted for Cori~
Spritz_T: big money
 ElektroTal: man why you gotta subtweet me like that wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether You are so good at painting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah it might be a music box mechanism
 MrPipboy3000: Its a Cog Rattle ... its a percussion instrument
 iris_of_ether: @Thefluffiestguineapig Bless 
 NoxStryx: Inferior crocodile alligator, you're not a very good content creator, sad on the inside, glad out the outside, live stream's your job.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrPipboy3000 OHHHHH
 abaddon2501: pinwheel mechanical calculator
 ContingentCat: I think it might be part of a knitting machine
mendokusai_jamesdean: Bens thing is a 1 quarter inch ruler for a sewing machine
 Shadowsoflife: OH yes
Lysander_salamander: oh that makes sense
 MacbethSeemsSus: She, of the Her collection, seems like something fashion would actually do
 flatluigi: @HadesLeprechaun its name is hydroscoptoic marzelvein? and there's a million things it hasn't done?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 red_shoes_jeff: The cops are here.
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StupidHyperVampirePanicVis-9ZGSN_u61NA3koye
 iris_of_ether:   
 SymphonySolstice: jail
 ghyllnox: @abaddon2501 From looking at the image results this is it ^
 ErynTzun: It looks like a ratchet with extra steps
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 NoxStryx: Matt can just name his they/them
BeanieManPresents: the fuzz are here for Pauls Nuts
 Species5618Beta: I cant unsee it now. The bubbles are going BEHIND the nose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You were so funny the sirens are here
 Getter404: egg
LeokadiaBosko: The bad kind, you say
 red_shoes_jeff: Not that tough.
 NoxStryx: This song is a banger
LeokadiaBosko: NTAH
 MacbethSeemsSus: Barboar is so good
chaz_existing: not again, cori
 CaptainSpam: The Dutch?  AGAIN?
 KaleidoscopeMind: Baxter!
Rodzos: 🐈
Lysander_salamander: egad
 eid010n: CAT
 SymphonySolstice: MEOW
 RockPusher: Hello Baxtere
 RockPusher: *Baxter
 shushu2539: aww cute kitty
PsyQo46: LookUp
 DeM0nFiRe: CAT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Baxter is here with opinions
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Baxter!
Lysander_salamander: big cat love it
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingDullHamLitFam-tIOxokzIVXy4DlDQ
 Gekyouryuu: kbitty!
 ghyllnox: @abaddon2501 https://www.jaapsch.net/mechcalc/images/felix/big/feliksm01.jpg
 RedAlexxis: floof
 eid010n: Hello Baxter!
josh___something: Catte!!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to cat_! They have given 4064 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, cat_! (Today's storm count: 73)
 Shadowsoflife: baxter
 NewtyNewts: bigcatt
 CaptainSpam: KITTY
 LariatWest: as is tradition
 ghyllnox: Cat!
 ErynTzun: Hai Baxter!
sirzechs_666: BAXTER!
casiswhoiam: Kitcat
nyoomgoom: kittey
 spethycakes: Baxter so fluff 
 RockPusher: Graham going to try and quip and snuggle
 PharaohBender27: Been a while since we've seen a Quiplash, I feel
 consolecowboy88: Aww sweetie kitty
 ghyllnox: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: What does Baxter have to say today?
 DeM0nFiRe: What a good baby
 LariatWest: he loves beard
 ContingentCat: Awww hello Baxter 
 Strebenherz: Graham he came in, BECAUSE you sneezed?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh so he was complaining to the manager
 NimrodXIV: how dare you
 IanAllenBird:   
WriterRaven: Hai Baxter! You're baby!
 Strebenherz: Also AWWW baxter
Lysander_salamander: he was so concerned
 ErynTzun: Why you make funny sound human
 ghyllnox: Oh NO
rogerivany: Whereas my cat sits on me and sneezes in my face.
cheshire_creeper: that's a very fluffy kitty
  Juliamon: "dad am u ok????"
 googoltudoris: "i let him die. I could have saved him and instead i watched as he suffered and died"
 ContingentCat: Yeah I've gotten airplane ears from daring to sneeze
 n3ther: such kitty, much wow
 eid010n: The animal instinct to kill the plaguebearer
 kingandcommoner: "father, I do not like that. refrain from making such sounds."
 n3ther: lol as a defense mechanism
sirzechs_666: Our Fluffy Boy Baxter! Must Pet The Precious Boy.
 NewtyNewts: love that volume of floof
chaz_existing: my cat got possessed by a demon once. was pretty cool.
 IanAllenBird: ohhh
 fastlane250: awww
 ghyllnox: Mrahh
 Gekyouryuu: Graham: *sneezes* Kitty: "how dare you?! my mother was a saint!"
 Getter404: My sneezes are fine, it's nose blowing that sounds like a leaf blower
 n3ther: the aggro sneeze
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Baxter loves you!!!
 RedAlexxis: very cute
 TheAinMAP: 
mendokusai_jamesdean: I love fluffy cats, hate being allergic to animal dander though
 PharaohBender27: Oh I hear MY sneezes, but mine aren't the loudest I've heard
 BrowneePointz: clamping down on them can burst blood vessels in your head
 Fruan: When your limbic system knows the rule of threes
 KaleidoscopeMind: and when she only does 1 or 2, you know she's sick
 Rhynerd: So, one’s the cannon, the other’s the machine gun
 KadmosTech: backwards the whole way
Lysander_salamander: like a rocket
 idontgetmyrealname: Baxter or Gibb? you tell me
 omdorastrix: My nana used to make every resonant surface in the room echo with her sneezes
 spethycakes: cat-apults
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 ContingentCat: @idontgetmyrealname Have they ever been seen in the same room?
epsilon_vee: why sneeze into your elbow if you're not gonna get the full dab going
 MacbethSeemsSus: We can hear a director at work sneeze from anywhere on the floor. It's like a bomb going off
 NewtyNewts: You sneeze and chase that cheese
 shushu2539: QNDA
Scarbble: qnda qrtr
 Gekyouryuu: Quiplash NDA
 googoltudoris: baxter is unconcerned with your peasant needs
 Gekyouryuu: they can't talk about how they're working on the next one
   LoadingReadyRun: the extension works for this one!
 ghyllnox: Baxter: "What you NEED is to keep petting me"
 PharaohBender27: What is Quebec disclosing next month!?
 ContingentCat: A part of our heritage
nyoomgoom: let baxter do one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's so insistent about pets
 Mr_Bitterness:   Baxter
 RedAlexxis: I keep forgetting that Baxter is massive
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 more frence ?
 teddywhosabear: a quebec november disclosure agreement is when the nhl will announce that the nordiques are coming back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Baxter is something like 20lbs right? And the length of G's whole torso?
 RedAlexxis: there is a lot of off-camera floof there, sort of like an iceberg
 Strebenherz: full maine coon ircc?  @RedAlexxis
 RedAlexxis: @Strebenherz I think so
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Correct
Lysander_salamander: I missed your gently throbbing background, Quiplash
sirzechs_666: Baxters look at the keboard is like "you shure you want to put that"
 teddywhosabear: we don't get the rhythmic pulsing :c
 ErynTzun: play doh light orb
 NewtyNewts: bigcat
 ContingentCat: Bye Baxter
 LariatWest: bye Baxter!
 Marvoleath: 
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not so sure about the first part, but would believe the seond
 fastlane250: IKEA has a Pallas's cat plush now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 RedAlexxis: oh dear
LeokadiaBosko:   
 fastlane250: sold out last time I was there
 eid010n: Both so good
 consolecowboy88: Haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh these are very food
 DoodlestheGreat: Crunchy nugget time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *good
 ghyllnox: Remember to test before pushing to production
 MacbethSeemsSus: And some nights the coin lands on its side
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But backflip in shits would get shit all over you
 PharaohBender27: And if lands on the edge, it's eating ass
BeanieManPresents: of course if you do both at the same time you do a backflip
 RockPusher: Sorry, everyone was pushing to production today. Shitter's full.
 NewtyNewts: We got some programmers in chat
10 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 RedAlexxis: ooh! snap!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 googoltudoris: kickshits was very good, beej
 Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
TomatoKigu: Welcome raiders!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 swordfishspyke: Hello raiders
sirzechs_666:   
 Shadowsoflife: no G's anime takes
 Sheikun07: Foxmar is not allowed sign privileges anymore.
Lysander_salamander: what
chaz_existing: I wanna get in the panda ring
 Dog_of_Myth: windmill slam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sheikun07 It was kind of a whole thing
 devinesq: That's real alright
 teddywhosabear: focked
 RedAlexxis: generation f*
 MacbethSeemsSus: Apocalyptweens
 DoodlestheGreat: Cannon Fodder
 consolecowboy88: Derby furbys
 googoltudoris: that's not generational, we're ALL fucked
 ghyllnox: "I'm the 'fucked' generation, you?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are all so fucked
 Getter404: 2030 isn't real
 DeM0nFiRe: What industries will derby therbees kill?
 ghyllnox: Gen-derby slaps though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe There won't be any left
 ErynTzun: Generation names suck fuck all that made up nonsense
 Species5618Beta: As if there will still be children 10 years from now
 ErynTzun: I do hate valentines day yes
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Scarbble: i quite enjoy 'spreadage'
 KadmosTech: stretch, mostly
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: spread
 DoodlestheGreat: Half Off Chocolate Day
 SquareDotCube: How else will they make gender fluid
 omdorastrix: Butter on bread
 googoltudoris: i thought that was just pride month???
 kingandcommoner: spread and age
 teddywhosabear: hi there, my name is Gender Bythirby
 ErynTzun: the day after it is the better day
 RedAlexxis: lots of sandwiches and duvets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You go on public transit and manspread regardless of gender?
 ContingentCat: Peanut butter where you spread it is another matter
 omdorastrix: Do you spatchcock for spreadage this y ear?
 DoodlestheGreat: Snake bait
 SnackPak_: dang
nyoomgoom: awesome
 fastlane250: hampter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 spethycakes: 
 RedAlexxis: OMG
 wjmck: Maeby
 teddywhosabear: both very good
Lysander_salamander: nice
 kingandcommoner: hey i just met you, and i'm a hamster
sirzechs_666: Hapter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh these are both very good
 A_Dub888: “Kids, did you feed A Day?”
 googoltudoris: i REALLY want a hamster named maybe now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Maybe's cage needs cleaned"
 SnackPak_: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 omdorastrix: "Aggressive side mouth"
nyoomgoom: truuuuueeeeee
 ghyllnox: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Panda ring again!
 BigDaddyBland87: well
 ErynTzun: is that like jazz hands?
 Mr_Bitterness: All Avatar discorse
 SnackPak_: I thought Ian wasnt on this stream
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Dr_fragenstien: the wonderful world of gumball and spongebob are anime confirmed
 kingandcommoner: look, that's liek oe really insistent youtuber
 bentropik: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Saying "its technically accurate"
Lysander_salamander: good old meat-shovels
 n3ther: yaoi hands can't lose
casiswhoiam: Electric ⚡ shock hands
duke_dice: imagine not having yaoi hands
Lysander_salamander: I wish I had more hands
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @n3ther They can lose to onsen episodes
nyoomgoom: yaoi hands would be huge at basketball
 consolecowboy88: !findquote yaoi
  LRRbot: Quote #9449: "You could give each other engraved yaoi paddles!" —Julie [2025-11-16]
Lysander_salamander: Oh I remember the days of Yaoi Paddles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Graham, is Baxter as long as your torso?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I distinctly remember the quote "he has a tail the size of lesser cats"
 consolecowboy88: I think our college gamer club had a paddle ?
 ErynTzun: okay looking at general manga with them I guess I just never think about how weirdly long they are
 DoodlestheGreat: Wake up.
 teddywhosabear: these are both true
nyoomgoom: huge brain
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why do you need to piss in 2 places?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do I need to piss in two places?
 Azralorne: Oh Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus This is my question
 Strebenherz: time for PISS
 shushu2539: to piss with your mouth close
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You don't know how much this comes up in my life
 DeM0nFiRe: @MacbethSeemsSus For tax purposes
 eid010n: Piss on a knife to split the stream
 SymphonySolstice: you gotta
 HadesLeprechaun: I need to do that SO often
glitched_goddess: Call in the stunt pisser!
 ContingentCat: Hense needing the stunt double
 bentropik: how can you piss if your bladder's not real?
 KaleidoscopeMind: split!
 consolecowboy88: @Thefluffiestguineapig they have two penises in this scenario
 CaptainSpam: When it goes beyond merely needing to piss.
BeanieManPresents: what if you want to play two of those games in japanese toilets?
 DoodlestheGreat: I can piss in two places already. I need a urologist.
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 NimrodXIV: used how
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No contest, the used 'HER'
 yaboysgottatinkles: what a callback
 eid010n: By Mattel!
Lysander_salamander: what does that mean?
 DoodlestheGreat: "The Master's Speculum."
 ContingentCat: Used?!?!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Lysander_salamander callback to the last game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I don't know but it's PROFOUNDLY HAUNTED
 DiscordianTokkan: "Good, your turn"
 SymphonySolstice: 
cheshire_creeper: YES
Lysander_salamander: what
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10
 Strebenherz: WOW
 ErynTzun: PEBCAK
 public_key_reveal_party: That is a deep cut
 omdorastrix: Corbin Bleu Multipass
 Mr_Bitterness: Chicken Corbin Dallas
 ContingentCat: 
 devinesq: Would have gone with erasing a great joke because humor isn't allowed.
josh___something: User error is a great joke
 public_key_reveal_party: Wheeler I love that
 JadedCynic: that error has actually gotten LESS common once James Corden got 'popular'
 omdorastrix: Isn't nuber 2 just Princess Auto?
LeokadiaBosko: One is far more specific than the other
 consolecowboy88: Chicken Anton corbjin bleu
 ContingentCat: That's Princess Auto
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat You're so right
 NoxStryx: Isnt the second one just princess auto?
Lysander_salamander: limited edition collect them all
 MacbethSeemsSus: This hallmark card is on the reserved list!
 DoodlestheGreat: It's characters from the Hallmark Channel Xmas specials.
 ErynTzun: Hallmark trading cards are all the christmas ornaments and all the dudes in those movies
 SymphonySolstice: OMG
 SnackPak_: art
Dr_fragenstien: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 thraximore: HAHAHA
 NimrodXIV: LMAO
 KadmosTech: HAHA
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 ghyllnox: 
 bentropik: lrrlul
 JadedCynic: both good
Scarbble: both are amazing
 eid010n: ASTOUNDING
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
HawkeyeCadash: 
 bentropik: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REFERENCES
BeanieManPresents: yes! the man!
DarthRagnar815: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 spethycakes: 
cheshire_creeper: OH THESE ARE GOOD
 consolecowboy88: Hah!
Lysander_salamander: the song!
 fastlane250: left has me dying
 iris_of_ether: Amazing
WriterRaven: So you've got the gas, but have you got the touch?
 KadmosTech: omg the cackle I just made
Lysander_salamander: dang that song's in my head now
EmoMcHipster: audience get your shit together
NovahTalAura: Chat why?!
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: Audience I'm disappointed
 saintguard: Audience?!
 teddywhosabear: chat is shameful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This are both so funny
NovahTalAura: I picked the right one on that
 JadedCynic: Hey, look *I* didn't join in for the game...
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ghyllnox: ??????
LeokadiaBosko: The audience can be relied upon to make unfortunate decisions.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CORRECT
 ContingentCat: It's JKR's house
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FilthyKnottyPiePanicBasket-NTDIYcFwWRkdJeQb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
voren_chalco: When one of us is wrong, we're all wrong
 ContingentCat: There's no right way we know that
LeokadiaBosko: Object permanence is for chumps
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Dr_fragenstien: i looked away, who said that?
rogerivany: I voted for Kodos.
 bentropik: let's not get carried away
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait where'd Wheeler go?
nyoomgoom: audience delenda est. or some other verb conjugation that's more appropriate idk
 googoltudoris: "don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat "interesting game, Professor Falken. The only winning move is not to play..."
nyoomgoom: i'm the only one who is free of sin. i'm not in the jackbox audience. 
rogerivany: @googoltudoris Another intelligent human like myself.
 bentropik: it bugs me that graham's silly little guy bounces opposite to everyone else
 Shadowsoflife: I'm in the chat not the audience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The audience can be relied upon to vote for the LRR references
 JadedCynic: @nyoomgoom hivemind High-Five! o/\o
 Dog_of_Myth: @nyoomgoom But you're in twitch chat, which is worse.
SeiichiSin: I am always free from sin. Except for when anyone reads my name... Shoot.
Bacon_Trail: one way to test wheeler
nyoomgoom: @JadedCynic yahoo!! @Dog_of_Myth oh, true... ... ...
 omdorastrix: Beej or Ian
 DiscordianTokkan: *snrk*
 definenull: *takes notes*
 Mr_Bitterness: The Adam Savidan method
 consolecowboy88: Beej large ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now it is the question of if you comment in twitch chat about something being funny are you then influencing and being involved?
 spethycakes: @Mr_Bitterness which one?
 Mr_Bitterness: @spethycakes Yes
nyoomgoom: hell yeha
LeokadiaBosko:   
 definenull: its the same thing, no?
  bv310: But why did 1 leave the keys upon the table
 SnackPak_: a compelling argument
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate makeup TBH
 eid010n: I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST
Kumakaori: but it's a pefect 'little' morning <<
Scarbble: @bv310 they wanted to
 NewtyNewts: Why'd you leave the keys up on the table
 Pixel_Quark: The chat has been targetted
rogerivany: That's almost the start to Chop Suey
 bentropik: IN MY SELF RIGHTEOUS _TOS_
 yaboysgottatinkles: as a straight man im picking the BGA...
nyoomgoom: ohhhh bars in the first one
 definenull: it scans so wel
 KaleidoscopeMind: athlete's head, aka concussions
 googoltudoris: something something olympic village
 DoodlestheGreat: It's Wheeler Day!
josh___something: Wheeler sweep
 PharaohBender27: 369
 J_Rey15: Athlete's Head, not unsimilar to Tennis Penne
 n3ther: Clap
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 omdorastrix: Tinutis Elbow, Athelete's Head, Fart
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 EOstby: So fresh and so clean
 Kuhfeek: Thanks for the stream
 KaleidoscopeMind: or watching desert bus
 spethycakes:   
LPS_97: Enough time to board the bus
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
  LRRbot: The LRR store's Vault has cycled! Relive cherished Lava Bears memories, or put Spoopifer on your body to ward off Adams (or, if you would prefer to attract Adams, nab the new Ringside tee)! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe buy something?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
  LRRbot: It is Venga Bus, put it on the train. It is Venga Bus, let's set off again.
WriterRaven: The bus is coming, kupo~
 devinesq: See you all on Desert Bus
  Foxmar320: Oh giveaways?!
voren_chalco: Store good, you like shirt?
 DoodlestheGreat: STOR
 atinyspacemarine: type code: store!
 e_bloc: Fart
 SnackPak_: murder!
 Diabore: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (2 days from now)
 doubleo21: murder
LPS_97: Murder
 Shadwhawk: murder
 Pixel_Quark: Murder
 bentropik: murder
 MAPBoardgames: murder
 orrie104: Murder
 e_bloc: Murder
 Dog_of_Myth: murder
 Peter_Chordash: murder
 MyrddintheWizard: murder
 swordfishspyke: murder
Neesee: murder
mendokusai_jamesdean: murder
 bootsmalone: MURDER
Sir_Reginald_the_Third: murder
 KaleidoscopeMind: three?
WriterRaven: murder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: murder
 Strebenherz: murder
Ganomii: Murder
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: murder
 spethycakes: murder
 arcanzaJenkins: murder
 Micalovits: wooo!
00gogo00: murder
 MacbethSeemsSus: murder
 CaptainSpam: murder
 yaboysgottatinkles: murder
 RelwinEJ: murder
marshallade: murder
 Getter404: murder
 Pywodwagon: murder
GrathXVI: murder
 brainbosh: murder
 sheqesi: Murder
 atinyspacemarine: murder
Krillin_fan: murder
NovahTalAura: murder
 Micalovits: murder
  bv310: Murder
 NimrodXIV: Murder
rabbitgta: Murder
 TheMandrew: murder
  Foxmar320: Murder
 teddywhosabear: murder
 Fruan: murder
voren_chalco: murder
bbblehh: murder
 KadmosTech: murder
VNil: Murder
 littleunknownn: murder
chaz_existing: Murder
 HungryHungry_Hobo: murder
Yoshi_Gal: Murder
 DoodlestheGreat: murder
 RunicScribe: murder
 Orestes290: murder
aidaino: Murder
 shoktile: Murder
casiswhoiam: Murder
 CabooseFails: murder
 dougbeal: murder
 dgrimalkin: murder
 public_key_reveal_party: Murder
 NoxStryx: Murder
 HadesLeprechaun: murder
VoodontWoW: murder
 Diabore: Party!
 flatluigi: murder
Spritz_T: murder
onecelt: Murder
 definenull: murder
 brutusq13: murder
 control_rig: Murder
 saintguard: murder
 Sheikun07: murder
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: murder
v_nome: murder
Deamonhunter11: murder
 YFiddler: murder
 xantos69: Murder
 dougma: murder
Drum0_0: murder
 Riandisa: murder
 RedAlexxis: murder
Veste: murder
 Redbassist: Murder
 KingOfDoma: MURDER
 Sethalidos: MURDER
brentluckey: Murder
 ContingentCat: Murder
 n3ther: murder
 GasCityGaming: Murder
 Gekyouryuu: murder
 Mazrae: Murder
 devinesq: Murder
 Ciijay: murder
 CaptainSpam: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
 AstoundingBacon: murder
 LariatWest: murder
duke_dice: murder
 Eltanin73: murder
 AnyaSilverfur: Murder
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Murder
x0den: murder
 SubatomicAura: Murder
MyrddintheWizard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 MyrddintheWizard: murder
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MyrddintheWizard! (Today's storm count: 74)
mikia55: Murder
 Xavorin: murder
puzzgeek: murder
drewm1022: murder
Bacon_Trail: murder
nyoomgoom: murder
 NorthArc: Murder
Kelazi5: murder
Patorik: murder
Kaingangrel_: Murder
 Sethalidos: murder
 spo8n: murder
 RubikDarkwill: murder
silverartemis3: Murder
tergonis: murder
 magentajune: murder
chaz_existing: murder
 thatguysteve2709: Murder
 terminal_void: murder
 ProcyonFlynn: murder
Pal_Friendpatine: Murder
 A_Dub888: Murder
hamraffle: murder
 NoxStryx: Mordor
 ErynTzun: murder
 Saintnex: murder
 NINJEDI28: Murder
 eid010n: murder
 ph0enix__42: murder
Dr_fragenstien: murder
 Azralorne: Murder
TheBard240: murder
chaz_existing: Munder
 Dethrizu: murder
Cheese_Hammer: murder
 WampaX: murder
 ElektroTal: murder
sirzechs_666: MURDER
chaz_existing: Moder
  bv310: So many crows in this chat all of a sudden
 Crispy042: Murder
 couchboyj: Murder
 Yolysses: Murder
statsmonger: murder
chaz_existing: Murber
 RockPusher: murder
CookieMom: Murder
rogerivany: Enthusiastic Murder
 DiscordianTokkan: Murder
 corpocracy: Murder
 bentropik: 4
chaz_existing: Mubder
 NINJEDI28: Moider
 shushu2539: Mordor
 AmathySkellington: murder
 TehAmelie: hello, whatever watchlist this gets on xD
 Strebenherz: 4
 LariatWest: just a couple of corvids
chaz_existing: Mumer
 CaptainSpam: 4
 couchboyj: Climb aboard the murder train
 AllTheWeasels: murder
chaz_existing: Nurder
 fastlane250: murder
 ph0enix__42: 4
 RubikDarkwill: 4
 PhlibbertyGib: MURDER
 idontgetmyrealname: murder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 4
 shushu2539: hunter4
 empyreon: 4
 KaleidoscopeMind: 4
 Diabore: 4 4 4 4
casiswhoiam: 4
onecelt: 4
 Fruan: Oh shit, that was my ssh key
 ContingentCat: 4
 bentropik: 4urder
 dspmu: murder
 KingOfDoma: Four!
 NorthstarTex: 4.
head_cannon: 4
 Ivannorr: Murderer
 idontgetmyrealname: just barely finished my galactic racer race
chaz_existing: Drumer
terminal_void subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, terminal_void! (Today's storm count: 75)
blue_lotus_designs: Murder
 RockPusher: 
chaz_existing: Murderbus
00gogo00: what do you mean you're live on your twitch channel right now
 PharaohBender27: Bus is coming!
 Dog_of_Myth: Murder Bus for Hope
 littleunknownn: 
 Larkonus: Thanks for the stream, assorted nerds!
 RockPusher: Up next: a bus
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !bus
 KaleidoscopeMind: coming up: BUS
 public_key_reveal_party: Next: bus
 Micalovits: Bus is Coming!
Kumakaori: b u s  i s  c o m i n g
 MacbethSeemsSus: But Paul, what can I watch for the next week?
 Valkryir: the bus factor
ContingentCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
 ContingentCat: Yay
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ContingentCat! (Today's storm count: 76)
 Strebenherz: !next
  Foxmar320: So soon
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (2 days from now)
 control_rig: It's Wednesday (my dudes)
 KadmosTech: Whensday?
 public_key_reveal_party: It is Wednesday my dudes
 bentropik: live long and busper
 iris_of_ether: Yay Matt!
 Redbassist: Wed nes day
chaz_existing: oh no it's weezer
 RockPusher: Graham is going to be Very Normal about Star Trek
 DoodlestheGreat: See You Next Wednesday!
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 147 months!
  Sarah_Serinde:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Sarah_Serinde! (Today's storm count: 77)
 SymphonySolstice: the inferior crocodile alligator
 shushu2539: inferior crocodile 
 HungryHungry_Hobo: My friend Chris Lipscombe worked on the Klingon language cards for the new Star Trek set.
 DeM0nFiRe: 🐊
x0den: paul you genius
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @RockPusher And possibly in Starfleet uniform
 PharaohBender27: Alligator!
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 Strebenherz: 200
   LoadingReadyRun:  he looks so worried about reaching the other side of the screen
  Sarah_Serinde: he's just a little guy
Space_man subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Space_man! (Today's storm count: 79)
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun  love the addition of anxiety gator to the scroll xD
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 Sylenctone: Oh
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 Redbassist: He knows there's murder on the other side
amative1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 152 months!
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 Jigokuro:  See you on THE BUS 100
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher  
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde seeing the sub shook loose a brain cell 
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher Hehe I appreciate having them for DB
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 IanAllenBird:   
chaz_existing: drumroll please
 DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, having the LRR emotes for this DB is appropriate.
 Micalovits: the murder winner!
 RockPusher: 🐀🐀🐀 Conga Rats!!! 🐀🐀🐀
 NimrodXIV: 
 spethycakes: 
 FenrisSchafer:  
 MacbethSeemsSus: wark wark!
WriterRaven: Ajony!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
rabbitgta: Congratulations
NovahTalAura: yayyy
LPS_97: Hooray
 yaboysgottatinkles: Nice!
 Micalovits: gz on the murder!
 shushu2539:     
chaz_existing: gongcrats!
 Riandisa: Congrats!
 atinyspacemarine: congrats!
 ph0enix__42: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 control_rig: Congrats!
  Foxmar320: A winner is you!
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations!
Spritz_T: hey
 Strebenherz: @LPS_97 grats!
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Congarats!!
 MyrddintheWizard:  
 Redbassist: 🎉🎉
 eid010n: Congrats!
 TheAinMAP: 
 bentropik: pssssst
 ContingentCat: Conga eats!
 DoodlestheGreat: Yay!
 KadmosTech: ppspspspsss
 ghyllnox: BUS IS COMING
 DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 ContingentCat: *rats
SeiichiSin: See you on the bus!
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 SymphonySolstice: yayyy
 ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 RockPusher: YES!
 MacbethSeemsSus: See everyone on the bus! o7
  Sarah_Serinde: good time to use it
 Strebenherz: YES THIS OUTTRO
 ContingentCat: !venga
  LRRbot: And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large Venga Bus. And you may find yourself in a beautiful disco, with a beautiful party. And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get from New York to San Francisco?"
 IanAllenBird: 
BeanieManPresents: the bus! the bus! the bus!
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: yay sign-off
  Sarah_Serinde: closing the LRR studio for DB
 ghyllnox:   
 Sheikun07: 
 public_key_reveal_party: I love this stinger so much
Lysander_salamander: Good night everyone!
 Redbassist: eepy broadcast
 eid010n: I love this tune
 ContingentCat:  
 RockPusher: I am always, always delighted to see this
 iris_of_ether:   
 dougbeal: 
 spethycakes: 
 NimrodXIV: Goodnight Gibb
 NorthstarTex:   
 shushu2539: 
Pal_Friendpatine: aww poops. the ads cut off the stinger for me
 ErynTzun:  aww good night gibb
 Strebenherz:    
 Jigokuro: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: I full ass stop and watch when I see this come on
 n3ther:   
 kalira77: Goodnight moonbase
 FenrisSchafer:  
 RockPusher:    
 Sheikun07: Goodnight Gibb!
 Strebenherz: Goodnight Gibb
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 ContingentCat: This is so dang cute goodnight Ah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Goodnight moonbase. Goodnight Gibb. Goodnight haunted toilet upon which Ian sits.
 SymphonySolstice: good night gibb 
phoenixfeather14: Goodnight Gibb!
SeiichiSin: Such a great stinger.
durketh:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This genuinely is a great way to wind down
 TheAinMAP: 
 magentajune: Eepy Gibb.
sirzechs_666: Good Night Gibb
 shendaras: 
 RockPusher: The spin-in on the text is perfect
 ghyllnox: Have a good vacation Gibb
 Dog_of_Myth: See you all on the Bus
 ContingentCat:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the wonderful stream, thank you chat!
 spethycakes: !venga
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 Redbassist: Bus bus bus 🚌
 magentajune: Rest well, Moonbase.
sirzechs_666: 
 PharaohBender27: NGL Feel like sleeping on a satelltie dish is a suboptimal experience 
 devinesq: Good view though
 Redbassist: Like a really starched hammock I imagine
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, but once it starts raining . . .
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 if it is the TV mast the animator may have been thinking about in the original then it would very much be WIMDY
 devinesq: Gibb probably needs washing occasionally
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher I did not even think of that but you're right!
 shushu2539: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin on Fri 23 Oct (2 days from now)
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