Crossing the Streams || Nintendo Switch Sports Resort

SaxPython: Still riding high off Halloween joy
SaxPython: So my daughter wanted to be Belle from Beauty and the Beast (yellow dress)
SaxPython: and she wanted me to be Beast and mom to be from the movie
SaxPython: Mom said "I'm not going to be a teapot"
 Shparky2197: @SaxPython 
SaxPython: So we rewatched the movie to find non-object women who aren't thirsty for Gaston
SaxPython: and we found Marie!
 Shparky2197: Awesome!
SaxPython: Who's Marie?  Well in the opening number "Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour" // "There goes the baker with his tray like always ..."
SaxPython: The baker goes "Marie! The Baguettes! Hurry Up!"
SaxPython: Marie is in the movie for maybe 3 seconds.
SaxPython: so mom was Marie, the slightly late baker's assistant
SaxPython: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84uPg-z3ERc
 Shparky2197: Fair enough, that sounds like a lot of fun. I was working on Saturday, so had to deal with many kids, half the teenagers and some of the adults acting like they'd eaten way too much sugar by 6 PM. It was cool to see some of the costumes, though
SaxPython: 
 baltimore_667083: !box
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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: Nintendo Switch Sports Resort) at Mon 05:00 PM MST (40s ago).
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 e_bloc: This game fucking slaps
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! This week we're playing Nintendo Switch Sports Resort! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117549575103111929
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 DeM0nFiRe:   
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 TehAmelie: also hi chat
 shushu2539: !findquote resort
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 Sheikun07: Sports!
 mercano82: Not sure how I feel about BC being two hours away instead of three.
WriterRaven flops into chat, kupo
 Shparky2197: @Juliamon yeah, it's not an issue, just a re-adjustment, the bus rewires your brain for a bit there
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loufghyslaufey: But this CTS preview font is pretty optical, optimally?
 Sheikun07: @hieroglyphica Ditto
 shushu2539: !findquote sports
  LRRbot: Quote #8340: "You heard it here first, Beej does not consider esports to be real sports." —Paul [2022-11-15]
 Sheikun07: 
Mathwyn: What is this? some kind of Sports resort for Nintendo switches?
kusinohki: meows
 cobthegreat: Oh right the time zone change but this time works way better for me
nevermore913: Where switches cab compete snd get spa treatments
 TehAmelie: in hindsight, playing Wii Sports was probably the most sports i ever played
kusinohki: my switch hasn't been training lately.  I fear their 100m dash results...
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 Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Same, I am not an athletic human, nor was I a good team player as a kid
 PharaohBender27: @cobthegreat It's going to be interesting for me, as someone who used to live in the same timezone as the Moonbase 
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 TehAmelie: Wii Boxing led to shocking amounts of sweat
  Juliamon: Time for shirtless Ben intro!
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TheAinMAP:   
 IanAllenBird: 
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 e_bloc: Well there goes no nut november
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 Strebenherz:   
 Sheikun07: 
 Getter404: We're back, and Ben is once again shirtless!
 RassilonDND: @TehAmelie And a non-zero amount of wii remotes through the tv?
nevermore913: I do love this intro
EvilBadman: @e_bloc waht
 Shparky2197: Man, I have not caught a lot of the new intros, they all look rad
Yoshi_Gal:   
 TehAmelie: @RassilonDND not me, no
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ihlendrax: I’m not used to BC bring in the same time zone as me. Almost missed the start. LOL
 BusTed: Hellooo
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 TehAmelie: hello!
loufghyslaufey: Wow
 ghyllnox: Hiiii
 SymphonySolstice: beej lives!
 ghyllnox: 
loufghyslaufey: WOW
 SnackPak_: so brave
 GhostValv: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 Strebenherz: BEEJ
SaxPython: 
loufghyslaufey: No Notes
Invitare: oh, as someone who never sees this stream due to it being late, I did not know there was a new intro
 e_bloc: I can't believe Beej didn't take it
 n3ther: heather who? lol
arma4994: Speak your truth Cori!
 Getter404: IAN
loufghyslaufey: Wait, who?
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 mercano82: Which one?
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 eshplode: 
 Shparky2197: Ian, are you ok?
niccus: not just topless, youless
 e_bloc: 
Orxolon: NEW STUFF!
SaxPython: !clip
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 PharaohBender27: Ian's faceblindness strikes again!
 IbunWest: Ianpls
 SymphonySolstice: it's been a long week
 Sheikun07: IAN
nyoomgoom: let's go face blindness!!!
 Saintnex: Ian pls lol
 Kentosaurus: Is Ian faceblind?
 Strebenherz: huh we get to see a murder on screen
 accountmadeforants: This is where we find out Ian thinks Heather is the hat
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
SaxPython:  
ThorSokar: "A Dead Man"
 IanAllenBird: lmao
WriterRaven: So, when can we expect Jordynne on Rhythm Café instead of Ian? =P
loufghyslaufey: Ian "I'm In Danger!" Horner
 ghyllnox: 
 Strebenherz: Paul about to be in the splash zone
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 e_bloc: Cori, jordynne, Ian, Beej, and Paul
 RassilonDND: Does ian have face blindness? Or maybe partner blindness?
 IbunWest: beeJames
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 n3ther: Jamie, Jim, Jimmy
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 BrowneePointz: Ian “Lakan from Apothecary Diaries” Horner they call him
 Earthenone: !patreon
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 SnackPak_: let Beej sleep!
 Earthenone: !pride
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 accountmadeforants: Jori, Jeather, Jian, and Jrendan
nyoomgoom: Let Beej Sleep 2026
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 idontgetmyrealname: the zeta shift still shifting huh?
 ghyllnox: James, jAmes, jaMes, and jamEs
 Viewers_Like_You: Patreon dot com: Pay for Beej to sleep!
 JKBalch: James vs james vs jameS vs jAMEs
EvilBadman: If we're lucky, he defaults into a BeejSA
 Getter404: Beejames, Jianes, Jeather, and Jamri
loufghyslaufey: NAME UR PRICE...!(in lowercases?)
nevermore913: I'm not sure that's how patreon works beej
 Shparky2197: You're doing great, Beej, the shift back from Zeta takes it's toll
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrackyFunTitanWTRuck-_50aUm8WBr2sGkaY
 hoveringhalibut: @e_bloc Cori, Jordan, Ian, Beej, and Paul
hackingducks: dot grids best grids
 Strebenherz: How long is that preorder going to be up, if you know?
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loufghyslaufey: Tuggr-Wut-now?
rogerivany: Gotta remember all LRR streams are an hour earlier now.
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 Viewers_Like_You: Yessss, dot grid pages all day every day
 firehawkzoa: 9l
 BusTed: 
mysticsailboat: why is it called Tugger Nuts anyways
 raulghoulia:   
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AltruisticLitigiousBeefBIRB-qcjFBr00p3XbE0Uh
 A_Dub888: What's up cuties, who's ready for a resort?
 PharaohBender27: (spelled Qwerpline)
Aylig: QWERPLINE is how I met the LRR world.
 IanAllenBird: jnhikn
  bv310: Listen to QWERPLine, it's pure gold
 GhostValv: yup
nyoomgoom: yep yep yep yep yep
 eshplode: Yep
mysticsailboat: airports are mysterious places.....
 Micalovits: No further explenation?
hackingducks: nice segue
 TehAmelie: QWRPline is my favorite audio show
Spritz_T: tell me we're going to see some thumb wrestling
 RassilonDND: Junkies what?!
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython: Cave Basketball!
Yoshi_Gal: Mum just walked past, "is that bus thing still going??"
 TehAmelie: wait, do you call them "shows" if it's audio only?
loufghyslaufey: Can't there be, "two Tugger Nuts", in the population of QWERPline?
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   Anubis169: o hai
  Juliamon: TehAmelie Technically it does have a visual component, so...
 accountmadeforants: I was kind of surprised to see so many people stream this recently, turns out it actually came out recently.  (I figured they'd made one for the original Switch, too, but I guess not.)
 baltimore_667083: prop plane my beloved
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpossibleDaintyDelicataPMSTwin-WHOPn2EG5dBT_m3g
loufghyslaufey: Both the "Boy & Goat Tugger-Nut?"
 SimGuy3k: qwerpline is the first LRR thing after desert bus I consumed
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TalentedDeterminedShrewRickroll-fOT4I9y0e8oa5Itn
 RassilonDND: Is there a rivial
 TheMerricat: I feel like with LRR"s history with Wii and Switch sports games, maybe they should do the "warm up" first to avoid injuries. 
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 Shparky2197: @accountmadeforants There was a different one for the original switch, I have that one
  Juliamon: accountmadeforants Yeah, they pushed 1-2-Switch instead for the Switch
 TehAmelie: it's headcanon now, nsburg has a hapless young boy also called Tugger Nuts
Yoshi_Gal: Oops all James
 Getter404: Oh.. no
 RatherLargeToad: I’m betting on James
SaxPython: oops all James
EvilBadman: add user has "add without signing in"
SaxPython: @Yoshi_Gal 
mysticsailboat: james james james
 BusTed: 
 n3ther: are we single or are we together?
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 RatherLargeToad: The Frobby
Yoshi_Gal: Is there an enemy lobby
 accountmadeforants: @Shparky2197 Ah, yeah, I was thinking of Wii Sports Resort originally, which would've been too long ago. But there was also just "Nintendo Switch Sports" for the Switch 1.
Spritz_T: it's huge
 SnackPak_: 
 BusTed: does it still have the easter egg...
Yoshi_Gal: One! Joy! Con!
 Getter404: Also, apparently the Special Thing is still present in the 100 mode (hopefully precisely one person remembers what the Special Thing is)
loufghyslaufey:    
 SnackPak_: strap in
 mercano82: 100 Pin bowling was a thing in Wii Sports Resort, too
 Shparky2197: @accountmadeforants Yeah, wish that they had the resorts one on the original switch, I remmeber enjoying Wii Sports resort
 accountmadeforants: @BusTed Based on other streamers playing, it no longer lets you launch the ball backwards. 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: but who would James want to be James?
 BraveOthello: I love getting to see these 4 just hang out as friends
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Who would James *trust* to be James?
 SnackPak_: o7 Coro
SaxPython: !cori
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 Korolan: Wii Sport!
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 BusTed: @accountmadeforants ha, I was more thinking of the auto knockdown thing
 Getter404: You've seen Doro, now here comes Coro
 RassilonDND: Ah yes, Coro
EvilBadman: 'Jordynne'
 JKBalch: Why is Elsa the default guest
 BusTed: @EvilBadman 
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Lysander_salamander: I totally forgot it was monday
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 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander At least you didn't show up an hour late 
 accountmadeforants: @BusTed I wasn't familiar with that one, but I do know they still have hidden targets in the archery game, so it wouldn't surprise me if they'd kept an easter egg like that 
 Shparky2197: I mean, I'm having a pretty good Tuesday morning here, timezones!
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 Territan: It just keeps on coming!
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 accountmadeforants: There's also unlockable outfits on a rotation, and you can "reroll" the game until it gives you the ones you want. In case you wanted to spend *two* streams on the character creator
 RealGamerCow: Bedroom eyes Beej
 RassilonDND: This is what you call a persona no?
 TehAmelie: the most bishi Beej
 SnackPak_: I have questions
 SymphonySolstice: body type: james
 Shparky2197: @Territan and it don't stop coming ...
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 definenull: Yay sports!
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 RassilonDND: What do we call female beej? Biij?
 omdorastrix: That mustache is aspirational
 accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND Sheej
 mercano82: Sheej
 TheMerricat: So chat, question for the Nintendo stan's from someone who last played on the Wii. The one thing that I really loved using my Wii for was pretending that I was doing actual exercise via Wii Sports. I know that the Switch(?) had that fitness ring that seemed to be impossible to ever get when I was looking to upgrade, are there 'exercise' type games out there for modern Nintendo or have they given up that genre?
kusinohki: I can't play as a cabbit.  0/10 literally unplayable...  
  Juliamon: Beej is Beej
GrathXVI: BeeJames
nyoomgoom: that's right
Spritz_T: aniki
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 IanAllenBird: lol
 RassilonDND: @Juliamon Beej must be experienced
 mercano82: River Rity Ransom?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat This is the closest thing to a modern exercise game from them, I think. But the fit ring thing is still out there and functional (and was at some point much more readily available, as I got it at a decent discount)
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants Thanks!
kusinohki: I _think_ the switch had a soccer game where you strap a joy con to your ankle.  does that count?  @themerricat
 ghyllnox: I wonder if Heather has considered dyeing her hair
 TheMerricat: @ghyllnox Like.... maybe blue? 
 RassilonDND: Is there at least a balding option?
 TheMerricat: @kusinohki Brain moving slow.  Yes that'd count too. Thanks also! 
 TehAmelie: get scrumbpled
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat I'll add that the fit ring was much more of an actual exercise than, say, Wii Sports and Wii Fit ever were. (I just don't really have the room in front of my TV to play it without rearranging a bunch of stuff, so I eventually fell off it.)
 Shparky2197: No bald representation in the game? rude
  Juliamon: Damn, Nintendo caught on your "perfect default" style
hackingducks: someone should ask nintendo for a bald option. seems like soemthing they might patch in
nevermore913: That's not inclusive for bald people
AlistorKO: We did it. We found a game that Ian can't be Ian in.
hackingducks: well, especially for bald kids with like alopecia
 ghyllnox: 
AlistorKO: it would be funny if "bald" was an unlockable
 RassilonDND: @AlistorKO This might actually be the first time hes not close to the default
EvilBadman: Character creation: 🆗
 BusTed: heheh
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AlistorKO: make sure you're strapped on!
hackingducks: that's a lot of pins
 TehAmelie: you could unlock bald by making the game estimate you're 50+ years old (if that's a thing all these games do)
 SnackPak_: 
nyoomgoom: so many pins...
 A_Dub888: 67!
mysticsailboat: NO
nyoomgoom: six sevennnn!!
 n3ther: 67
 accountmadeforants: 
 baltimore_667083: 67!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 n3ther: 
 betweenmyself: Ian does not practice safe wii-moting 
 Rexsplosion: Wait, wasnct tonight PUBG?
 RassilonDND: Next time on tinker tailor solder fry, fixing a tv with a wii unchecked through it
 IanAllenBird: o7
 n3ther: @Rexsplosion this is PUBG
 n3ther: just with bowling pins
SaxPython:  consistency 
 A_Dub888: Player Unknown's Borts Gesort
 PharaohBender27: 
 Fruan: nice
 James_the_Dabbler: Nice
etheriume: Lessgo
 PharaohBender27: 
 shushu2539: 
 NimrodXIV: helluva split
nyoomgoom: robbed, that should have been a spare
 Shparky2197: ahh, the classic, 3-99 split
 ArcOfTheConclave: 4-75 split
 Kentosaurus: 70-100?
 TehAmelie: like 60-100?
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nyoomgoom: omg
 n3ther: wow
 BusTed: Impressive
 NimrodXIV: rude
hackingducks: OOF
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
 Shparky2197: noice!
etheriume: o:
 n3ther: off by one 
 Its_VeeBot: 
TheAinMAP: Off by one.
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AlistorKO: The red pin lives to tell the tale
 TehAmelie: when you miss the boss' weak point but score anyway
nyoomgoom: eight niiiiine
 e_bloc: Nice
 Its_VeeBot: The physics engine said "no"
 RassilonDND: It's like I felt snerge reach out and smack the ball away
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullAttractiveLaptopAMPEnergyCherry-cn1S98UldVOOq91Q
 n3ther: interesting round 1 scores
nyoomgoom: interesting technique
 Getter404: I think the bumbers are an optional setting?
 DeM0nFiRe: For 100 pin bowling on Wii U there also were no gutters
 DeM0nFiRe: Wii*
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 n3ther: ooh
 BusTed: not too shabby
GrathXVI: Nice recovery
nyoomgoom: ohhhhh
 Its_VeeBot: 68+-1
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if I've learned anything from videogames, it's that the bright red pin should explode when hit
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 omdorastrix: 68 - that's right between 2 funny numbers!
Gadora: As I recall, Wii Sports Resort had an easter egg if you could roll the ball all the way to the end of the top of the gutter guard on the 100 pin setting.
nyoomgoom: yessss
 IanAllenBird: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shushu2539: 
 A_Dub888: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Shparky2197: @omdorastrix I have heard it described as one of the most disappointing numbers now
 Getter404: @Gadora I was trying to avoid mentioning the Special Thing but yes
 Shparky2197: Woo, spare!
TheAinMAP: Whoa
 ErynTzun: Oh hai! 
Gadora: @Getter404 Ah, whoops.
nyoomgoom: that's right
 IanAllenBird:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: woo
AlistorKO: clean
ChaoticObserver: @Gadora They brought that over to the Switch too, I've seen it
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 n3ther: 
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc:  
 Getter404: It's still there, along with the food targets in Archery
 n3ther: hahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
Gadora: @Getter404 Oho! I don't remember the food targets.
nyoomgoom: wait that was sick
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shushu2539: 
 Its_VeeBot: Oh come on
 BusTed: Couldn't reproduce that if I tried
kusinohki: I only played wii bowling a couple of times but it was very frustrating for me.  I was better at actual bowling...
 Sheikun07: 
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 n3ther: beej said i'll get you
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 RealGamerCow: valiant effort
AlistorKO: plink-plink!
 Shparky2197: 
nyoomgoom: ian science
 Its_VeeBot: Beej is a more patient man than I because I would've been so tilted
 TehAmelie: really with 100 pins shouldn't you get like 5 balls?
 TheMerricat: I like that we seem to be bowling in an upscale library....
 IanAllenBird: l,kmjiom
nyoomgoom: hugely robbed
 Getter404: @Gadora Basically if you aim off in the middle of nowhere, you can hit something like a burger at a table 200 yards in the wrong direction and it'll count as a bullseye
 margieargie: I see the physics has gotten Ideas
 Shparky2197: ooof
johnnylongtorso: this is missing the goofy animations
 definenull: Mrow?
Gadora: @Getter404 Amazing.
 RassilonDND: At least its consistently unfair
nyoomgoom: nyaaann
 Territan: So you can read up on technique between frames.
 Its_VeeBot: @TheMerricat Don't you like sudden loud sounds while you're trying to study?
Spritz_T: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyFastAlmondNononoCat-ZzkfDdcm_Lgeg8ha
AlistorKO: wait, who puts a book store right in front of a bowling lane??
 n3ther: already calling it the beej lol
 A_Dub888: Treej
 Saintnex: Greej
 ErynTzun: Been drops
 TehAmelie: !findquote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #8049: "Beej, you put physics back where you found it!" —Ben [2022-04-25]
 RassilonDND: Peej
 definenull: Threej
 ErynTzun: Meej
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 n3ther: Clap
 IanAllenBird: 
 Mollylele: really wanna see the pinsetter machine for this lane
AlistorKO: Nice!
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
SaxPython:  
 Shparky2197: Nice!
 Its_VeeBot: ngl Spocco Resort looks real nice but I don't know how much sporting I'd actually do there
 TehAmelie: 
 malfunct: where is that bowling lane, I want to go. Seems like something they would build in Vegas
nevermore913: Very nice
TheAinMAP: 
 Fruan: I think Heather might be good at video games
 Scy_Anide: How hard do you have to throw it to put it through the glass window behind the lane?
 RassilonDND: If nintendoland added a sports resort, id go
kusinohki: would a perfect game be 3000 ??
 PharaohBender27: Violent ejection!
 TehAmelie: the power!
nyoomgoom: those people standing at the sides are in danger
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 Shparky2197: @kusinohki Yes
nyoomgoom: green pants character, look out!!
 n3ther: oh dear
 ErynTzun: Yeah they need higher walls on the side to protect the folks standing there.
 definenull: The noise
 Mollylele: the sound it would make
 PhorrestGaze: I had a friend send my wiimote through a window in the first month of it being out
 Its_VeeBot: Bowling Dave has to set all of this up by hand every frame
SaxPython: pin zmaboni
 Its_VeeBot: He is very tired
 Diabore: i wonder if you can ride the rails like from wii sports and take them all down at once
 NotCainNorAbel: There are trick shots with 30 pins
 accountmadeforants: They might still employ Pinboys here
johnnylongtorso: that's not an alley, that's a highway
 Shparky2197: @Mollylele Hi, Molly!
 RassilonDND: Id love to see the forklift throwing a pallet of pins down the lane
nevermore913: I would be more likely to bowl with 100 pins
 the_walking: Candle pin bowling is fun
 Its_VeeBot: My local Round1 has that yea
kusinohki: bowling alleys are using pins on strings now.  feels weird (haven't played on one yet)
johnnylongtorso: private equity ruins yet another thing
 RassilonDND: Wait why is ropes ruining bowling?
AlistorKO: This needs to be something in BeamNG
 PhorrestGaze: cuts costs, but it's not as much  fun
 Getter404: @RassilonDND The pin setting machines are so easy to break and so time-consuming to repair that people are shifting to ropes
 mercano82: Traditional pin setters are maintenance hogs.
 Its_VeeBot: I don't really care but I'm sure there's a difference for people who take it seriously
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: proto-humans
hackingducks: like detroit become human?
 ErynTzun: The old fashioned kind are so difficult to maintain
 definenull: Good try
 Getter404: It's the "McDonalds Ice Cream Machine" corporate malfeasance all over again
 accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND The pins are permanently attached to strings to make resetting them easier and cheaper.
 TheMerricat: So for Paul, I just looked and a lot of people seem to have Youtube videos of 100 pin bowling IRL and almost all of them are either in someone's parking lot or garage and were hand placed. 
 e_bloc: Yakuza needs more bowling
nyoomgoom: that sportsmate is gonna get a bowling pin right to the face sooner or later
 RassilonDND: @accountmadeforants But how does that effect the gameplay?
 Its_VeeBot: @nyoomgoom Or worse, a ball
 PhorrestGaze: I think that's against the rules
 Its_VeeBot: Considering how I've seen some folks play bowling
kusinohki: there has to be a bowling isekai...
nyoomgoom: @Its_VeeBot yuppp
nyoomgoom: yeahhh!!!
 IanAllenBird:   
 shushu2539: 
Spritz_T: X
 margieargie:    
 ErynTzun:   
 Its_VeeBot:   
 Sheikun07: omg what anime are they talking about
teacupcryptids: Ooooh
 TehAmelie: wowsers
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
WriterRaven:   
nevermore913: Perfect
AlistorKO:     
TheAinMAP:  
 Shparky2197: Woot!
 Mollylele: @accountmadeforants it affects how they recoil / knock other pins
 e_bloc:   
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 RealGamerCow: the opposite direction curve hurts my wrist to think about
 Its_VeeBot: Ian does realize he doesn't have to say bus anymore right
 ErynTzun: Are we still replacing cusses with bus?
EvilBadman: You can curse again 
 Shparky2197: @Mollylele I imagine it also has a chance to affect how the ball rolls too
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 n3ther: haha
 ErynTzun: It's okay let them f words fly free!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
   Anubis169: Bowl to the future
 e_bloc: 
 Its_VeeBot: What level of Desert Bus are you on when you're still replacing the F word with "bus", three days later
 RealGamerCow: Heather just "skill issue"d
 ErynTzun: We can tell lol
 Shparky2197: @Its_VeeBot Like, 4 or 5, my dude
SaxPython: 
 n3ther: 
 RassilonDND: Wheres the button to complain about the lane and have them send out someone to resurface it?
 e_bloc: precision f-bomb
 DiscordianTokkan: Yes!
 betweenmyself: Getting that 84-99 split is a real killer though 
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 margieargie: @Its_VeeBot I was waiting for those emotes back there to show up on screen, so I'm still a bit in last week too
 Linzington: 
 Getter404: It was the 70s
 JKBalch: yay, 7 words
 IanAllenBird: 
 Mollylele: cock also a bird
 gsyhiap: We're bussing swearing now!
CobaltShuriken:  the swears are back! 
 DaxStrife: That's what Carlin said! "Tits doesn't belong on that list!"
EvilBadman: Can't say swallow (an bird)
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 Meark: lol. swears.
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 CastleOtranto: They couldn't even say fart on Mythbusters
 Linzington: the transition back to regular swearing is always so jarring post bus even though I swear like a sailor IRL
   Anubis169: you can say Dick when you're talking about Richard
 shushu2539: "AI" is the new one
 Getter404: WHAT?!
 n3ther: paul I don't believe you
 Its_VeeBot: @CastleOtranto I saw that episode recently and it was very strange
 IanAllenBird: : O
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 Fruan: He didn't invent it, but he did perfect it
 Mollylele: god handed the swears to him on stone tablets
 ErynTzun: It was only banned on US television in the 70S
 Shparky2197: Ouch
 raulghoulia: not enough comedians arguing their cases before the supreme court anymore
 RassilonDND: Don't know when they started letting tv couples have a single bed. They used to have to have separate beds
 e_bloc: it
   Anubis169: BONK
 Getter404: Did it.
 BusTed: the spite pin
CobaltShuriken: you did it
 PhorrestGaze: it's so split
 Its_VeeBot: It didn't do
 margieargie: It sure did something
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words
EvilBadman: it done'd it
 CaptainSpam: BOOM
 RealGamerCow: pap
ArdCollider: @Mollylele an event later alluded to in the Dragonlance novels when Goldmoon finds the swear-tablets of Mishakal
thebuzzstreams: not nothin
 e_bloc: it did it. it was one pin
 TehAmelie: getting just one pin takes skill in this
 definenull: ^
EvilBadman: 👋great job
 Its_VeeBot: Things to say when going in for a vasectomy
 Mollylele: crossing the swears
 accountmadeforants: @RassilonDND Biggest thing is the pins don't bounce around as far/much, and the strings can intersect make the pins behave weirdly. (But also, apparently the old setter machines are overcomplicated monstrosities with a habit of injuring or outright kill mechanics, so I can't say it's all private equity doing private equity things.)
 CaptainSpam: Well FART
 BusTed: 
 IanAllenBird:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PunchyBillowingLadiesTBTacoLeft-YeSQ59xFGVMqTF2L
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 RassilonDND: Is it really bowling without the drunk uncle swearing?
WriterRaven:   
thebuzzstreams: deez nuts have de power
 n3ther: 
 e_bloc: its not even 8 pm
 TehAmelie: that looked textbook
TheAinMAP: 
 Atarra: cue the "intended for certain audiences"
 Mollylele: the nuts have it
kusinohki: I used to know the first sitcom to use single bed (instead of twin) as a trivia answer...  not in my head anymore
 ErynTzun: We were just wondering why lol
 Shparky2197: I often wonder if people will look back at us putting algorithms in charge of things the same way we look at the romans putting lead in their wine
 n3ther: 
wedge_x: I see we're having a normal night
 ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResoluteSnappySquirrelOSkomodo-8BL40VVFi1cPIlbj
   Anubis169: after a week long marathon of family friendly language, it's really refreshing to not have to finger-twitch every time I see a swear in chat
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 you want another run at that?
virgil82: @Shparky2197 Don't we already do that?
 RassilonDND: @Shparky2197 Depends if there are enough people left after the skynet
 e_bloc: nice
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: they should let you do the little-kid method of walking up to the line and using both hands to roll it
 accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants My grammar/verbs bad now I go bed
 darkcyril: @Anubis169 Whoa whoa whoa... That's an option?
 TehAmelie: we've lived through leaded gasoline, microplastics AND ChartGPT, the Romans will look like straight edge health nuts in comparison
   Anubis169: EvilBadman: no, i use a chorded keyboard for fast modding
 Strebenherz: @TehAmelie not wrong
SaxPython: @Juliamon 
   Anubis169: i can quite literally ban somebody with a finger gun 
 ghyllnox: @TehAmelie Trick question, the Romans were *also* lead
 RealGamerCow: there's also the ingrained behavior to not swear loudly at a bowling alley
   Anubis169: (lower 3 finger contacts are a macro)
 Its_VeeBot: Not only are all the pins set up every frame, they've been pointed towards the player so you can see the Spocco logo
 WintermuteRealms: 
 betweenmyself: Delicious lead 
 IanAllenBird: 
 BusTed: tha double
KeytarCat: so what's the frame rule in bowling?
 DeM0nFiRe: Niiice!
johnnylongtorso: @RealGamerCow unless you're Walter Sobchak
WriterRaven:   
 RassilonDND: @ghyllnox Didnt they also wash their clothes in old stale piss?
TheAinMAP:  
 e_bloc: its gobbler season at wawa
 PharaohBender27: Good memory, Heather 
nevermore913: Beej coming back
thebuzzstreams: Get a turkey to get a new business partner
 Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Indeed. I just hope that there are people with sense in the future
 TehAmelie: we can have  any time
 IanAllenBird: o7
 NazTMann: @KeytarCat Imagine a bus full of bowling pins...
 definenull: Right yes iconic staff member nugget the chicken
 PhorrestGaze: I made a keyboard macro to win nugget. It probably didn't save any time.
 shushu2539: 
 Its_VeeBot: OK!
 PharaohBender27: Let's go!
Spritz_T: ka-pow
WriterRaven:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Shparky2197: @RassilonDND To the point where they taxed urinals, I believe
 TehAmelie: yaay
NonchalantAvenger: Cori's a GAMER
 raulghoulia: grenade!
SaxPython: the incantation! "Turn"
 e_bloc: we unionized now
 BusTed: 
thebuzzstreams: RUDE
 n3ther: cruel
 A_Dub888: gam pls
 Fruan: robbed!
 Its_VeeBot: Boooo
 e_bloc: untrsl
 Shadowsoflife: rude
TheAinMAP: So close.
 e_bloc: *unreal
 TehAmelie: that pin is a paid actor!
 n3ther: singled out pin
Lysander_salamander: yay
 RassilonDND: @Shparky2197 Better than when the British taxed windows.
 SquareDotCube: No. Witnesses.
 e_bloc: you think about what you did
EvilBadman: That one pin said something bad about an upload not being fast enough
TheAinMAP: Got there.
 shushu2539: you are a normal bowler, you can  make a strike
 Its_VeeBot: Let's go Beej!
 Diabore: cmon beej, gobble gobble
GrathXVI: Be a gamer, Beej! Let out those Gamer Words!
 e_bloc: its a compliment
 Its_VeeBot: Awww
 IbunWest: Shoot a touchdown
Lysander_salamander: wow
 n3ther: jeez
nevermore913: Close
  Sarah_Serinde: Savage 
 IanAllenBird: ouch
iarethel0ser: Oh wow.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Shparky2197: @EvilBadman   
 Mollylele: here for men getting bullied by their gamer wives
moron_phatboi: gg
 Its_VeeBot: And just let him fucking die?
 RassilonDND: Holy hell beej lost his anime perms
 e_bloc: Paul with the final judgment
EvilBadman: the dreaded 68-34 split
 Its_VeeBot: I can do it! I will do it nine times!
   Anubis169: EvilBadman: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Septambic_key_numbering.jpg <-- look like this one from wiki, but a little less janky/floppy
 betweenmyself: Here we got bowling on a Nintendo console once again and nary a passing reference to Nester…  Our boy is being erased from the history books! 
 TehAmelie: over 1000 points has to be good, right
   Anubis169: made it many years ago 
 ContingentCat: 9 times!
johnnylongtorso: you knocked over some of my pins
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 Its_VeeBot: 
thebuzzstreams: Who do you think you are? Beej am!
 Diabore: thread the needle
HadesLeprechaun: field goal!
 PharaohBender27: @Shparky2197 To be clear, they washed the clothes again *after* the urine treatment (which was stain remover because of the ammonia)
 n3ther: Goal
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 I was doing a phrasing joke on finger-twitch
zombub: @Its_VeeBot perfect……..timing
moron_phatboi: GG
 e_bloc: the loneliest ball
moron_phatboi: HH
 n3ther: 
 DeM0nFiRe: NIce
WriterRaven:   
 betweenmyself: Nice
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 James_the_Dabbler: Wow
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nevermore913: Nice
 Mollylele: i hope this is the entire stream
NonchalantAvenger: damnnnn cori
EvilBadman: @Anubis169 
TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: beautiful
 CastleOtranto: @betweenmyself Nester's Bowling was so Funky
AlistorKO: Niiiiiiiice
mysticsailboat: clean!
EvilBadman: oddly satisfying
 raulghoulia: simple and clean
moron_phatboi: nice spare
 TehAmelie: noice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 UnknownFriday: If Cori makes the turkey, does she get Beej's anime for the week?
 PhorrestGaze: so clean
 Shparky2197: @PharaohBender27 Indeed. It was quite useful at the time, done properly
 Its_VeeBot:  👌
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HadesLeprechaun: spare in THIS game mode is almost more impressive than the strikes
 betweenmyself: @CastleOtranto Quite possibly the funkiest
moron_phatboi: clean
 Shparky2197: Strike!
 e_bloc:   
 DeM0nFiRe: NIce
 PharaohBender27: 
 Shparky2197: Reincarnated *by* a goblin sounds interesting
 RassilonDND: Keikaku means plan
 public_key_reveal_party: @Shparky2197 I would watch the goblin necromancer anime
hackingducks: apothecary diaries is a decent anime for people who aren't even into anime.
 IanAllenBird:   
moron_phatboi: HH
AlistorKO: Yesssss
Lysander_salamander: I read some of that comic.  It was cute.
 Diabore: @RassilonDND keikaku means pin
 BusTed: 🦃 🦃 🦃
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 Its_VeeBot: 🦃 🦃 🦃
 shushu2539:  
AlistorKO: Gobble gobble
 DeM0nFiRe: 🦃
Spritz_T: toiky
 Sheikun07: Toikey!
WriterRaven:   
 James_the_Dabbler: Gobble gobble gobble!
NonchalantAvenger: pffff 3rd in a row
 eid010n: Apothecary Diaries is great
 e_bloc: gobbler season
SaxPython: Power Word: Turn
 Mollylele: all the anime she can drink
 JKBalch: gobble gobble
 CaptainSpam: Winner winner turkey meal
 BusTed: can't be stopped
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Dalrint: Does Beej have to sit sadly in the other room while heather and cori watch anime?
 Its_VeeBot: Turning turning turning
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 Its_VeeBot: Yes
 Diabore: cori gets one more
 RassilonDND: Power word: kill
 James_the_Dabbler: She can't keep getting away with this
 e_bloc: oh shit
 TehAmelie: Cori's locked in
 Shparky2197: The twofer!
AlistorKO: AGAIN!
TheAinMAP: 
Spritz_T: another one
 Mollylele: op
ChaoticObserver: Hambone!
moron_phatboi: gg
 JKBalch: It even works in the inquisitive tense
 A_Dub888: 
nyoomgoom: incredible
 betweenmyself: Cori gaming out of her mind
 BusTed: yeah ok
 Its_VeeBot: Five-bagger 
hackingducks: wooow
NonchalantAvenger: cori hacked the game
 James_the_Dabbler: That's one more ball than I have
 margieargie: Cori is dialed in
 Shparky2197: Woot!
 Sheikun07: Co-ri!  Co-ri!  Co-ri!
  Sarah_Serinde:   
WriterRaven: m-m-m-MULTISTRIKE~
 IbunWest: Stop they’re already dead
nevermore913: Five bagger!
 e_bloc: turn the stream off
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 LJ_Alkes: sooooo 3 weeks of Beej's Anime?
arma4994: Clip it!
 Its_VeeBot: Cori casually bowls a 3,000
hackingducks: beej in shambles
jessicaengle: yosssssssh
 e_bloc: everyone gets anime except Beej!
moron_phatboi: stirilke
 Meark: big oof
 RealGamerCow: I want to see Cori play Normal Golf Game.
moron_phatboi: ggg
 James_the_Dabbler: That was a good ball
 SquareDotCube: All these turkeys and yet Canadian Thanksgiving has passed
 Meark: saved it!
kusinohki: my anime special bowling attack...
nyoomgoom: dialed in. locked in.
 betweenmyself: @RealGamerCow Evil game, that one
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VenomousSuccessfulFungusSquadGoals-Jk7_rO-lIaY6iqVP
AlistorKO: You think you're hot stuff but just wait until you hit the senior circuit
 e_bloc: Cori's winning margin is a normal bowling score
   LoadingReadyRun: The Carrot and Stick Approach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VReU7EgfPLc
 Its_VeeBot: What's the name of that one anime game where the player character visibly gets larger the more she eats
 DeM0nFiRe: 
SaxPython: Turn!
 n3ther: hahaa
 Shparky2197: *golf claps*
NonchalantAvenger: 5 strikes in a ROW
 Its_VeeBot: I keep seeing it on my tl
 e_bloc: new record for everyone
 n3ther: everyone performed admirably but especially the top 2
 CaptainSpam: Surprised they don't send down the most gigantic pinsetter ever.
 Mollylele: wait there’s MORE sports???
jessicaengle: Morts?
 RassilonDND: Thumb wrestling?!
 PharaohBender27: :plane:
 James_the_Dabbler: First of all, how dare you assume my sexuality
 RealGamerCow: Selecter? good band
GrathXVI: It hasn't been an hour straight, but has it been an hour queer?
 raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think the doctor is allowed to swear like that
 BusTed: interesting, it didn't ask if you wanted to take a break... it disguised it as 'customizing your character'
 PharaohBender27: ✈️
jessicaengle: 
 omdorastrix: Fun is stored in the balls?
 TehAmelie: at least points are
 RassilonDND: Does ian have flight perms? I feel like you would lose your FAA license for what we're about to do...
Spritz_T: @Its_VeeBot doing a search pulled up Atelier Karia
 CaptainSpam: I still prefer the Miis.
 Shparky2197: @omdorastrix It's good to be back to LRR, I feel like I've heard that before
 Its_VeeBot: @Spritz_T thank you
 Sheikun07: Hold 'em like a paper airplane
 betweenmyself: Neglect not the balls, for they shall be your salvation
 Julian_Rogue: Only just now got the notification from twitch and bluesky that this was live. wtf android
 BusTed: engine sounds optional
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 RassilonDND: @Julian_Rogue I still havent got it yet
jessicaengle: But how do we make it go back in time?
adept_nekomancer: "Use the boost to get through!"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm going to need to learn that times on the schedule are going to be off for me
kusinohki: how do I do an emmelman turn??
 ContingentCat: I'm Astro I can put my arm back on you can't, play safe
johnnylongtorso: something's wrong with the G-diffuser
 IbunWest: Do an aileron roll etc etc
 PharaohBender27: This reminds me of trying to fly in Just Cause 2 
 Kentosaurus: the sounds make you fly better. it's science
wedge_x: yaw is for closers
SaxPython: Ace Combat 9
jessicaengle: yaw is fun to say
 Julian_Rogue: @RassilonDND Originally I had assumed it was due to twitch not sending notifications. but now it's doing it with bluesky. I wonder if the DB spam tripped out whatever notification filter androids put in place to reduce notification fatigue.
 IanAllenBird: bonk
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 SquareDotCube: saw that coming
 betweenmyself: Gonna be so many planes demolsihing orbs, they should have called this Cockpit and Ball Torture 
 Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig I remember that meme, it's been almost a year since that first occured, right? ... right?
 LJ_Alkes: but a cool bonk
wedge_x: fly into balls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 Seems accurate
jessicaengle:  !
Mathwyn: I was about to say, Ace Combat 8 looks different than the trailers
jessicaengle: Anyone else remember Snake Rattle n' Roll?
 Dalrint: So what 'sport' is this?
 Shadowsoflife: Planes
 betweenmyself: @jessicaengle Was a fun game, but I was never any good at it
 SquareDotCube: definitely not aerieal ace
jessicaengle: @betweenmyself It was one of those NES games that was way hard
 Shparky2197: I readthat as ! minleft, I might need to get my eyes checked
johnnylongtorso: yeah, because it was a Rare game
 Kentosaurus: can you get enough to ourobouros yourself?
jessicaengle: But it will live rent-free in my brain until I die.   I'll be on my deathbed thinking about Snake Rattle n' Roll, probably
 ErynTzun: Well it's certainly better than Superman 64
 betweenmyself: DO A BARREL ROLL 
 e_bloc: nice on
SaxPython: Great job Mobius 1
kusinohki: I want to see someone try for a head to head, near miss, pick up every ball in the trail...
 Twilight_Spark: They don't make you land? Shaking my smh
 James_the_Dabbler: Wha
 James_the_Dabbler: That’s not a sport
 PharaohBender27: Big, BIIIIG hand . . .
Mathwyn: What are you talking about Paul? Thats perfectly normal hand size
SaxPython: 
 TehAmelie: to be a professional thumb wrestler. you need hands that play to the back seats
 ErynTzun: Thumb as large as big head
jessicaengle: Reach for the brass thumb ring!
nevermore913: Big thumb
 Redbassist: Wish this mini game had the warioware narrator
kusinohki: no one has declared a thumb war yet...
 RealGamerCow: there's a certain amount of Gir in this announcer's voice
 betweenmyself: I got next!  
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 JKBalch: yaoi hands
 Atarra: they're stunt hands for TV purposes
 RassilonDND: If we rotated the camera 90 degrees, I wonder how big our hands would be
 Its_VeeBot: Wow Wow
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 Getter404: Don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at
 Dog_of_Myth: Big hands, I know you're the one...
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 RealGamerCow: toe thumbs
 BusTed: getting a little swollen
 Atarra: Don't like that
 ErynTzun: More like you slammed your thumb in the car door
 IanAllenBird: don't like that
nyoomgoom: scary!
 ghyllnox: Hm.
 James_the_Dabbler: Don’t like
 betweenmyself: Might need to get that looked at
 Saintnex: Yaoi toes 
LoneGoat: putting the PED in manipedi
kusinohki: it's over 9000??
 James_the_Dabbler: Hey girl want to hold toes
 ghyllnox: If that happens to you, talk to your doctor
 Fruan: I don't like that the thumbs swell up.
 RassilonDND: I feel like the size of our thumbs are clearly a result of some sorta doping scandal they havent made illegal yet
 Shparky2197: They want to make sure you're very prepared to use your robot thumbs
 BusTed: like in classic film Over The Top
 Atarra: have the competitors been tested for substances
 RatherLargeToad: Huge Hands Hans!
 TehAmelie: i arm wrestled with the world champion once. it was very quick
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 LadyAiluros: oh crap
 DoodlestheGreat: Them hands is swole
 Akaiatana: @Paul Thumb wrestling heels are called palms.
 LadyAiluros: time change
 Redbassist: E-ink thumbnail polish
 MungoDude: you know what they say about big hands... big gloves
 Shparky2197: @Akaiatana How dare you, I love it
Lysander_salamander: what was the name of that fighting game where the characters had springs for arms?
 betweenmyself: Having shovel thumbs seems like it would be just as much a liability as a benefit 
 ErynTzun: There are definitely several uhh professional? thumb wrestling websites
 IanAllenBird: @Lysander_salamander Arms
Lysander_salamander: ah
Lysander_salamander: that makes sense
 gsyhiap: @Atarra Is there an official list of required substances or is it a vibes-based system?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: This is just the logical extension of Arms
kusinohki: wanted to say Project Arms, but I think that's an anime...
 Redbassist: 3... 2... 1... Arkinoid
EvilBadman: just snapping your opponent's wrist
 RassilonDND: I mean if the nail starts peeling off...
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 James_the_Dabbler: Tag-team thumb wrestling
 TheMerricat: chat, be calm, but I'm starting to doubt the verisimilitude of this game....
 Akaiatana: *ATLA voice* CARPEL TUNNEL!
 BusTed: the jukes
 betweenmyself: So does that mean we should expect to see Thumb Wrestler in the next Smash game?
mysticsailboat: wait, can't you already thumb wrestle in person?
 Atarra: @gsyhiap I'm having memories of Graham saying it'd be fun to do workplace testing, just for funsies
 Shparky2197: @TheMerricat Is the suspension of disbelief cracking for you?
 TheMerricat: @Shparky2197 
NonchalantAvenger: this is better than the planes
SaxPython: 
 BusTed: 
 Diabore: reverse sweep!
adept_nekomancer: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We always knew Heather was the better gamer
TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: drain our thumbs
 ErynTzun: There is an official Ladies and Mens World Thumb Wrestling Championships which is contested by thumb wrestlers from across the globe annually. There are official match-play rules, and bouts are contested inside a hand-crafted wooden thumb wrestling ring in a best-of-three-round format.
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 MrGibberish: Woo
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 serramarkov: huzzah!
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 Shparky2197: !break
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: If your thumbs need de-inflated seek medical attention
 Athelgar: showing up now, completely forgetting about DST lol
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kusinohki: 3rd gear thumb wrestling??
 Linzington: It sounds very sim hospital
 PharaohBender27: It does feel weird that normally I'd be going to dinner but no, that's not another hour
kusinohki: 8pm, time to start CTS
 gsyhiap: Just gone 1am here and I'm just having my dinner. I'm definitely in sync with my own timezone...
 Redbassist: Ooo pubg next week
   LoadingReadyRun:  *we* stayed the same. It's everyone else that changed their clocks 
 PharaohBender27: Also means I'll generally be late to CtS streams due to commiting from home (I had today off) . . .
SaxPython: 
 Shparky2197: Also, so that others may share in my suffering, maybe one day I won't have Weight of the World stuck in my head
 Redbassist: How dare
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Pteraspidomorphi: Oops, I'm one hour late
 gsyhiap: @LoadingReadyRun A fine example to the rest of the world.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun The rest of the world needs to join you, daylight savings time doesn't make sense and the "reason" people give makes no damn sense
 ErynTzun: Monday, November 2, 2026 7:02 PM In Canada, daylight saving time (DST) is observed in most of Eastern Canada and Nunavut.In 2026, British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba, and the Northwest Territories abolished biannual clock changes, choosing to remain on DST year-round. They joined Saskatchewan and Yukon, which had made similar changes in 1966 and 2020, respectively
 gsyhiap: DST was always a silly idea
 Shadowsoflife: ^
 Dog_of_Myth: ^^
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The farmers excuse never made sense to me because the animals don't give a shit and the plants you get up AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE including if the moon is full I learned
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean technically what BC is doing is "Daylight Savings but year-round," but I do agree we should just pick one and stick with it
 ErynTzun: It was dark as hell here at 5pm anyway
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 TheWriterAleph: the daylight savings done bam'd my boozles yet again!
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 shushu2539: !badadvice
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 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pretty sure that's made up.
 Shparky2197: The only real reasoning was to save fuel in WWII, which if I recall correctly ended over 80 years ago now
 Redbassist: !findquote bear
  LRRbot: Quote #1547: "A slinky ripped just ripped the bear's head off." —Graham [2015-03-27]
 PharaohBender27: @Shparky2197 Not even that - World War *I*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 They've done studies and all it does is cause car crashes and other issues
KeytarCat: I took a nap yesterday and woke up to darkness outside.  I groggily got up and checked the time.  6pm.
 PharaohBender27: My hot take: We just reduce work hours in the winter.
 Shparky2197: Oh yeah, waking up from a nap in the dark is always disorienting
  Juliamon: DST is actively harmful but money talks. Tale as old as time.
 ErynTzun: 4 day work week, do it
johnnylongtorso: @PharaohBender27 I agree with everything except the last three words
 gsyhiap: @johnnylongtorso Hard agree
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso My hot take: we reduce work hours generally and improve quality of life by taxing the rich
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig hot
 gsyhiap: @Thefluffiestguineapig Even harder agree
 TehAmelie: ahoy comrades
 James_the_Dabbler: The cadence of that was very Dave
 ErynTzun: ohhh
 Shparky2197: Oooh, Mouth Sounds, now there's a good album
 ErynTzun: I love all the weird Japanese flavors
 Nigouki: Suuuuupaidaaaa-maaaaaaan
nyoomgoom: new york style cheesecake!
adept_nekomancer: Everyone's favorite MtG plane: New York City
 ErynTzun: except macha, can't eat that
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were spiderman themed kitkats
 betweenmyself: “Making Mouth Sounds” the latest programming block coming exclusively to LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi KeytarCat! Hope you are doing great friend!
johnnylongtorso: @Nigouki "I am an emissary of death!"
 James_the_Dabbler: Do WHAT with your package?????
 Redbassist: Do you have to be baked to eat these?
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 codatski: Got there! 100!
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nyoomgoom: idk probably
 NotCainNorAbel: uptown funk?
 Dog_of_Myth: Uptown Funk
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Eating too much candy, but I'm doing pretty well!
 Shparky2197: Oooh, eugh
SaxPython: probably
 Shadowsoflife: @James_the_Dabbler fold it into a crane
 TheWriterAleph: i'm mostly cheese, less cake
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Mathwyn: Richter Hammockslam as Helicopter Charon
 Dog_of_Myth: @NotCainNorAbel *high five*
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Archery?
 Shadowsoflife: jolf!
 NotCainNorAbel: @Dog_of_Myth 
 TehAmelie: do you know of Swedish style cheesecake? it's kind of a sweet dairy heavy casserole
 betweenmyself: No four player boxing free for all?  Cowards
 Shparky2197: At peak bus, still?
wedge_x: mighty blow
 Redbassist: They're just Normal brains
 BusTed: 
SaxPython: Make it so!
 Atarra: @Shparky2197 probably past peak bus, but definitely still bus-afflicted
 PharaohBender27: @codatski Congratulations!
 NotCainNorAbel: but we did learn who is #1
nyoomgoom: it depends on what part of the state you taste. downstate tastes of a cheesecake pizza that fell on the ground and was stolen by a rat. upstate tastes like spoiled apples and vinegary wine
 ContingentCat: That would be telling.
 Shparky2197: @Atarra I sure know my brain is still afflicted
PermaDeathwish: Oh damn, the streams be crossing.
 Redbassist: Body blow
wedge_x: "I want you to hit Mii as hard as you can."
 Atarra: @Shparky2197 oh yeah gonna be rolled by the ending for a looong time
 Saintnex: “Body” punch
 codatski: @PharaohBender27 Cheers!
 TehAmelie: does the game let you hit below the belt?
jacqui_lantern234: HAI NERDS!!!  reminder that yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!   
 Shparky2197: @Atarra Yup, still got that song stuck in my head
 Redbassist: Nintendo says below the belt isn't illegal
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi jacqui
 Atarra: @jacqui_lantern234 and so are yoooou!  
 TheWriterAleph: O-kaaaay
 Shadowsoflife: Hey Jacqui o/
 Redbassist: o7
 Shparky2197: @jacqui_lantern234 Love you too!   
 betweenmyself: Just use the Homer method!  Let your opponent smash you in the face until they tire out, then just push them over
 TehAmelie: just go straight for the knees
TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel: This is a Pro Fight
 TheMerricat: Beej getting in a bunch of cheap shots on his trainer. 
 Redbassist: Raw dogging the punches
 BusTed: 
 Redbassist:  
hackingducks: no teeth guards, just beat'em up
adept_nekomancer: *whap whap whap whap whap whap*
 ErynTzun: Are you feet nailed to the mat?
jacqui_lantern234: GO CORI
 Laurence72: OrararararararrrA!!!
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 Atarra: "boxing"
 betweenmyself: Can you punch one high and one low simultaneously? 
 CaptainSpam: And it quickly devolves to Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. 
 Atarra: it's more Rockem Sockem than boxing
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rumble_in_the_Jungle
 gsyhiap: Slap fight!
johnnylongtorso: maestro, Rumpshaker or a reasonable facsimile
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 jamcnerny: hello there
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 Shparky2197: @betweenmyself Probably not without losing your balance
 ErynTzun: This is very much a slap fight becasue no one is moving their feet
 Redbassist: 
 Laurence72: So the Banana is fighting the Beejdrop?
 gsyhiap: 'Rumble in the jungle' definitely could be a euphemism
 baltimore_667083: Turn left? What is this, nascar? 
 TehAmelie: @Laurence72 just like in the movies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Welcome to the jungle could be a Euphemism!
 betweenmyself: Nobody’s resorted to windmilling yet
 RassilonDND: Can you uppercut?
adept_nekomancer: Cori has discovered the forbidden techniques
 DiscordianTokkan: Gotta Dempsey Roll
niccus: all fists have finite use
 PharaohBender27: @RassilonDND Now I'm remembering the One-Two Switch stream - "Upper cut! Upper cut!"
hackingducks: K-O
 Redbassist: Oh my car
 shushu2539: a banana costume is in order
 ErynTzun: help help i got slappededed
 Shparky2197: Alright, chat, I better go do tasks, I'll catch you later. Have fun!
KeytarCat: You too!
 ErynTzun: oh that's neat
 Meark: wave race!
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 RassilonDND: RIP those poor cruiser who pad like 300k for that forever cruise. It only lasted 2 years
 betweenmyself: Water’s to calm; I crave some Wave Race 64 nonsense
 betweenmyself: *too calm
adept_nekomancer: Aww... no land boating allowed.  
 PharaohBender27: @RassilonDND That whole idea sounds like hell to me; not surprised it only lasted a few years
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta move forward to go zoom
 KaleidoscopeMind: just like how you need to lean your entire body to turn
 TheMerricat: Roadquest seems like such a miracle now... 
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 iris_of_ether:   
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 RassilonDND: @PharaohBender27 Im actually surprised the cruisers didnt call it quits.  They just stranded them in a foreign country along with 96% of the crew
 PharaohBender27:  @iris_of_ether
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I went and made myself food, do any of the people know how to actually do archery?
 PharaohBender27: Oh, I saw that!
 betweenmyself: Will power
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Thefluffiestguineapig Get Blumineck to do it for you.
Spritz_T: that's a good video
adept_nekomancer: Is that archery target in a volcano?
 RassilonDND: Im just waiting for Ian to turn and scream Tatsumaki senpuuken
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I mistyped: any of the people on stage
 ErynTzun: I think the not murdering people is a big plus, would be a very bad time to fall for intrusive thoughts.
 Dog_of_Myth: @betweenmyself Do Tell.
TheAinMAP: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1 1 1
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 Sheikun07: What's the pull on these bows, 10lbs?
 betweenmyself: @Dog_of_Myth Oh no, not me.  They don’t let me use a bow and arrow since the incident 
 shushu2539: there's a river and rocks behind the target, great for losing and breaking the arrows
 RassilonDND: Is anyone else imagining the Olympics with that one guy shooting with no gear?
 TheGhostOfZero: I now wanna play this with some of my archery club friends. seeing a state champion try and wrangle this game would be awesome
 ErynTzun: Mod to add blumineck mode to this game when?
 PharaohBender27: @TheGhostOfZero Oh dear . . .
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sheikun07 0lbs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Probably summer camp weight, so not good
 RassilonDND: Surprisingly, the switch controllers aren't connected by string?
 TheGhostOfZero: @PharaohBender27 joycon with a sight pin mounted on it could be fun...
 NazTMann: @RassilonDND The question is, does it support the Ring Fit ring?
 betweenmyself: My only concern is whether or not the arrows can be split in twain 
 ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself and does Robin get another shot
   LoadingReadyRun:  remember when they were going to do that e-sports olympics? THey select a bunch of mobile games that were kinda similar to real olympic sports
 betweenmyself: @ButButTheJesus It’s in the script!
 TheGhostOfZero: @ButButTheJesus I think it says that in the script, we should check
 ButButTheJesus: "yes, he does, he does"
 RassilonDND: Water in the fire, why?!
KeytarCat: there's a balloon on the bridge
 RassilonDND: Was that aimed at beej or chat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat ........Bonus points?
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 Mangledpixel: boop
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 Getter404: Not Understand...
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilShyPonyBrainSlug-bZsD1VTwkdJ7o4UT
 Sheikun07: So much CRINKLING
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstemiousUgliestPoxStinkyCheese-YtqjLey3aBc4dmjA
 RassilonDND: Does the bullseye look like its made of gold to anyone else?
 SquareDotCube: surprising how many people forget the arch part of archery
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 betweenmyself: @RassilonDND It does have a sheen that moves when the target tilts
kusinohki: yeah the bullseye looks extra shiny to me...
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adept_nekomancer: Archery is pointy curling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The bullseye is either shiny or a hole all the way through
 ButButTheJesus: @SquareDotCube I think I'm today years old and just now realizing the word "arch" in the name and like the arrow path arches or like its an arc
 Shadowsoflife: 
UtilityPunk: I feel like archery courses would be a lot more dangerous than golf courses 
 Its_VeeBot: Chat is judging you constantly 
 ButButTheJesus: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UtilityPunk they probably have better announcements of when there is danger
 Shadowsoflife: Always
 iris_of_ether: IAN
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
 BusTed: 
Mathwyn: IAN
 Sheikun07: IAN
 RassilonDND: Arrows kinda flop back and forth when shot, kinda like a fish in slow motion
Wrexadecimal: IAN
adept_nekomancer: Do not do archery in the buttular region.
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheGhostOfZero: @UtilityPunk we get people walking their dogs onto the range CONSTANTLY. the drawbacks of the club being on the land of a public park
jacqui_lantern234: IAN!!! wtf, man XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know Ian does pistol shooting (I think), does anyone else on the panel do actual sport shooting?
 ErynTzun: oh no what did Ian say now? I was AFK
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 betweenmyself: @Thefluffiestguineapig I dare say an arrow screaming toward one’s head deserves a yell of “FIVE” if not “SIX” 
kusinohki: golf, but bow and arrow sounds fun actually.  I have my driver bow, my putter bow, my pitching wedge bow...
 Atarra: @ErynTzun it involved windy caves
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveVenomousSpiderUncleNox-WiOD_2J_7TIIV0vW
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OriginalRoughCrabsKeepo-niuorVGwFOiQllNB
 ErynTzun: ty lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Sure, that works
jessicaengle: 
adept_nekomancer: The arrows belong to the cave now
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 iris_of_ether: 
 IanAllenBird: 
 BusTed: locked in
 shushu2539: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi chat.  I haven't seen the folks from @LoadingReadyRun in a bit.  were they up to anything?  
 ErynTzun: If your but is a cave please see your doctor.
WriterRaven: 
 ButButTheJesus: BWUH
jessicaengle: 
 The_Color_Twelve: 
jessicaengle: Beej so talented.
7gorobei:  
 ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly!
 ErynTzun: Triangle... goes in the square hole
 PharaohBender27: 
 RassilonDND: We have pikmin collecting them.
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is what Beej sees in Heather 
cfpreston: One is all of us
jessicaengle: @ErynTzun Red thingy moving toward the green thingy?
 red_shoes_jeff: It can get REALLY windy inside a cave.
kusinohki: I'm a javelin catcher, not an arrow catcher...
 TheGhostOfZero: oh wait... if I played this with my archery friends, I'd have an advantage because I shoot barebow and they all use sights. FINALLY I CAN BE BETTER THAN THEM
 betweenmyself: The archery will become really tough once we get to the area of the cave that’s only shoulder-width across
jessicaengle: Cavenado
 JohneyS: When do you get to the part where you shoot the arrow straight up to see if it hits anyone  when it comes down?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki That is a MUCH MORE DRASTIC way to get projectile stabbed
 ButButTheJesus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth they were like trapped in the desert for like a week or something, Jigpaw showed up, it was a whole thing
 codatski: Does the game introduce random reticle shake? Or is it purely motion capture?
jessicaengle: 
 betweenmyself: Sure, volcano archery because why not
 Sheikun07: Casually practicing archery inside a volcano
  MrPhlip: !next
 Shadowsoflife: as you do
 Atarra: so these missed arrows are *gone* gone yeah?
 ButButTheJesus: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes but then they gave it all to "put people in hospitals"?
 CaptainSpam: @betweenmyself So NEXT is card games on motorcycles, right?
 SnackPak_: I bet that made a great sound
omegamarkel: what's up it's good to be back after a great desert bus
adept_nekomancer: I mean, I think the hot liquid magma will break the arrows
 iris_of_ether: *sizzle*
 Atarra: I mean, getting even the ones in the *target* doesn't seem like a good idea
 iris_of_ether: 
AlistorKO: Nobody is wearing a red tunic D:
 Shadowsoflife: @CaptainSpam CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
 Atarra: the target should be so much on fire
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ButButTheJesus not just people.  Children.  As a game!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: those monsters
Mathwyn: Goron hot springs
adept_nekomancer: Volcano.  The danger onsen.
kusinohki: training montage of standing under a waterfall, pulling back the bow string...  ruining everything with water damage...
 iris_of_ether: Help my hot springs is all "hot" and no "springs"
 Sheikun07: I mean, volcanoes ARE where hot springs come from...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shadowsoflife Define "on motorcycles"
 betweenmyself: Whenever you miss the target a large hound pokes it’s hear out from behind the… volcano bushes… to laugh at you
 red_shoes_jeff: @kusinohki Having to pay the resort for the damaged equipment...
 Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig riding
 Atarra: @betweenmyself hellhound clearly
cfpreston: @kusinohki Especially because they have no arrows under the falls
 betweenmyself: @Atarra Clearly
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I’d hate to be the person who has to reset those targets
 Atarra: I mean, the Duck Hunt dog would be dead by now so....
UtilityPunk: I look away for one minute and now you're in a place that's clearly an OSHA violation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shadowsoflife What I mean is, are the people playing the card game trying to play while dodging people doing motorcycle tricks?
 Sheikun07: OSHA has no power here
thedepthandbreadthofseth: you've heard of "hot girl summer," now here's "hot lava spring."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sheikun07 OSHA barely has power where they are supposed to
 Atarra: OSHA reps met with a suspiciously convenient accident here
kusinohki: hot.  lava.  death!
 ErynTzun: Banana yellow!
 Shadowsoflife: @Thefluffiestguineapig From what I see there like a play mat on the motorcycle while going around a track.
 omdorastrix: Cori, ian, soo.. .who's nder?
Firewhiskers: Beehjlander?
 betweenmyself: Can we get something a bit more whimsical?  If I wanted a hardcore archery sim I would have hit up an Olympic branded game 
 IanAllenBird: sports!
 red_shoes_jeff: "Former Myself." Did Beej experience ego death on the island?
 Shadowsoflife: jolf
AlistorKO: Sports (by Hue Lewis and the News)
  MrPhlip: number of holes seems like a very personal question
  Juliamon: Three holes, in THIS economy?
 baltimore_667083: @AlistorKO great album
 Its_VeeBot: James "Golf" Turner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But where is the orbital strike?
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon gotta make a living somehow
 ErynTzun: That would be super uncomfortable in the hot sun
 betweenmyself: I’d like to see more SEGA/Nintendo crossover with an official “Snolf” release 
 Its_VeeBot: Paul do you need help
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this game really makes use of the whole screen 
Firewhiskers: You should be able to play this course as an alligator and whack the ball with your tail.
 ErynTzun: Make it smaller and scoot it to the upper right?
kusinohki: I'm still waiting for paul to just give up and have the camera roam like a dvd idle screen logo...
chaos5896: 
 ErynTzun: There just isn't any good spot at that size
 red_shoes_jeff: Or as wee called him, MATT!
 ErynTzun: @kusinohki only if it hits the corner
 betweenmyself: @kusinohki Or just put it in all four corners that way at least one of them is in a convenient spot
 Getter404: @red_shoes_jeff Asterisk, yeah
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: I'd be terrible at this game, I can't do anything straight.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliviousBoredHippoHassanChop-noL50aqU7it8myHc
 ErynTzun: Make an extra part of the game that you have to watch a screen with the live part of it covering something lol
 JohneyS: NES Open didn't give you this much guff about twisting your wrist.
 iris_of_ether: Osu!
 Getter404: I kinda preferred Asian Kung Fu Generation
kusinohki: lousy tutorial.  they don't even explain how to activate the orbital laser...
 Diabore: this tutorial is way too long
 ErynTzun: Now insert the Yubi key and enter your pin
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kusinohki: nice on!
 BusTed: give 'em the old wrist twist
Kirkygirl: Good evening, everyone. How are you all?
 betweenmyself: After having my identity stolen I’ve moved to NFA (nine factor authentication).  I’m still waiting on the carrier pigeon in order to validate my bank query from August 
 sporkraptor: the line "there's a time and a place for everything... and that's college" is now floating around in my head, what is it *from*?? >__<
 Getter404: Do you get to sleep on the course?
 Atarra: they had to make sure the kids got sunlight occasionally
 Diabore: is everybody getting the same 5 minute tutorial?
  Juliamon: sporkraptor South Park
kusinohki: sounds like a sex romp comedy movie like animal house, but I don't know the exact quote...
 Its_VeeBot: I taught at computer camp
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 radiowasabi2014: i remember computer camp at Medicine Hat College! played around on DOS
 ErynTzun: could be worse could be jebus camp
 SnackPak_: thank you Beej
 sporkraptor: @Juliamon really? damn... well, now I know XD
 iris_of_ether: Fun fact: I *absolutely* went to chemistry camp for 3 weeks with no electives. I had friends who chose "computer" for theirs, too
adept_nekomancer: Did you send the horse to college instead?
Lysander_salamander: I remember that comedy routine
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I took Domino Physics at summer camp 10/10
Kirkygirl: I remember doing assuming
Kirkygirl: *summer swimming, then waterpolo, then science camp.
cfpreston: You guys went to camp?
 AugmentingPath: summer camps are like frozen yogurt and flavored seltzer in this way, yeah
 GasCityGaming: What about Med hat?
 sporkraptor: yeah, I did LOGO and BASIC in computer camp
 radiowasabi2014: looooooool
Kirkygirl: Oh I remember playing DOS! I was like, 4-6 or something.
 RatherLargeToad: Loved that little turtle
 Its_VeeBot: Cori don't need no stinkin' tutorial
 BusTed: very nice
 ErynTzun: yes jebus camp was that way, regular camp but a couple of hours of religious stuff. The one nice thing was one of the kids in my cabin's dad worked for General Mills(we're in MN) So we had like 20 different breakfast cereals to pick from every day.
 IanAllenBird: Nice Fringe
 BusTed: @ErynTzun ha, very nice
 sporkraptor: I went to jebus camp, but I'm pretty sure it was an accident, that my parents didn't read the brochure carefully enough >__<
 Its_VeeBot: I taught TF2 mapping, Unreal Engine (which I barely knew), Java...
 ArcOfTheConclave: the motherboards were bins?
 ErynTzun: We also had a soda fountain and no adult supervision of it at lunch.
 sporkraptor: we weren't religious at all--I'd been to church maybe five times since I was in kindergarden. I was *very* lost for most of the camp. 
kusinohki: how long before beej makes a iso card sorting game now...
  MrPhlip: heck yeah, jill of the jungle, that sure was a... game that functioned acceptably
 iris_of_ether: Anyway, A++ attend you a summer camp where the teacher demonstrates making thermite
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cfpreston: Ah yes, that old mega epic games staple
 betweenmyself: @sporkraptor Yeah, I was pretty surprised by the fact that my camp experience opened every day with a lecture on the Jesus man
 ErynTzun: safe!
 PharaohBender27: @Kirkygirl Pretty good!  Been a while since I've seen you around these parts!
 IanAllenBird: o7
 sporkraptor: @betweenmyself I was asked "what's your favorite Bible story?" and I panicked and all I could think of was Noah's Ark XD
 SnackPak_: o7
 iris_of_ether:   
Kirkygirl: @PharaohBender27 Been busy as BUS.
 PharaohBender27: Uh-oh
 Its_VeeBot: Before I went to computer camp I went to a Jewish day camp but it was only really nominally Jewish? We did Shabbat stuff Fridays but that was pretty much it?
adept_nekomancer: Putting aggressively!
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 ErynTzun: @sporkraptor yes the flooding and the animals except the ones that didn't make it, best bible story!
 BusTed: dang
 PharaohBender27: 
 sporkraptor: I have some Stories about jebus camp but this isn't the place for them... computer camp was great though XD
chaos5896: and its good!
 ErynTzun: @Its_VeeBot that seems pretty reasonable just like a regular week
 Getter404: Charge Phase
 Its_VeeBot: Yeah and maybe the meals were Kosher too, but I'm not entirely sure about that?
 omdorastrix: Suck, Squeeze, Tap, Bang, Blow?
adept_nekomancer: "Have you tried purging your flunge manifold?"
 sporkraptor: try reticulating your splines?
 betweenmyself: Jump scare jebus camp is one of a few reasons I’m a firm atheist these days 
 mercano82: “I move to my second ignition?”
 omdorastrix: Engine trouble - check your state based actions.... wait - that sensor works on layer 7a
kusinohki: trains on a golf course seems dangerous...
  Juliamon: I'm sure there were bible camps here, but I only knew of the Jewish camp in town because mom would always talk about having gone to it when she was young, all the way from Boston. (She never sent me there.)
 mercano82: Nice on
 Its_VeeBot: @kusinohki Unless it's mini golf in which case it's fun!
Bearudite: on dA GWEEN
 SnackPak_: boo
adept_nekomancer: The problem with engines is that you need to demonstrate a loop for them to work
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 omdorastrix: First I will demonstrate the loop: Intake, Compression, Power, Exhaust...
 PharaohBender27: All right, off to dinner. Be back later if stream is still going.
 Cptasparagus: is that when you hit a bird flying by?
 Its_VeeBot: When you're getting a Happy Meal toy: 'Chance for Birdie!'
 BusTed: @Bearudite 
 sporkraptor: chance of bird! *whips out binoculars*
 ErynTzun: @Its_VeeBot That seems odd they'd make it a specific camp without informing the food servers. Of course I think these days dietary specifics are more commonly respected or at least choices provided.
 sporkraptor: I get that way every time I hear an owl XD "chance of bird!!!"
 betweenmyself: Mice of them to go with a ground read that doesn’t rely in the green/red lines grid
 betweenmyself: *nice of them
 RatherLargeToad: You’d need a rocket launcher for the true Birdy Wing experience
 ErynTzun: Not really all that interested in golf, video game golf is okay because it's a video game.
 radiowasabi2014: give it the stick no don't give it the stick ooooooohhhhhh
 James_the_Dabbler: This is a weird green
 BusTed: 
 IanAllenBird: 
TheAinMAP: 
 ErynTzun: Clap
 Sheikun07: 
 IanAllenBird:  
 mercano82: Don’t pick your nose, no one wants to see your bogies
AlistorKO: Gee, why does your mom let you have two bogeys?
 ErynTzun: 
 betweenmyself: I need a hybrid golf video game; standard golf on the fareway with mini-golf nonsense on the green
 Getter404: Pentuple Bogey
 Its_VeeBot: @radiowasabi2014 GI Joooooooe
TheAinMAP: 
 iris_of_ether: 
  Juliamon: kiss. that. egg
 ErynTzun: Clap
 ErynTzun: That's why the fun golf is where you also do other stuff like snipe people with stuff
 mercano82: Minigolf is the king’s golf
Kirkygirl: I'm so terrible at mini golf, I don't think I would be even able to play golf. I'd probably suck worse than a third rate Hoover.
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 ErynTzun: and yes mini golf where it's fun because of silly obstacles
 bytecaster: Beej?
 Shadowsoflife: 
 ErynTzun: RL golf is the worst because it's hot, boring, and a waste of a lot of land and especially water.
  Juliamon: Kirkygirl My mom is so bad at minigolf she once had a buffer overrun, hit the ball OUT of the course, it bounced back IN by the hole, and she got a hole-in-1
 Twilight_Spark: That's rough buddy
 Its_VeeBot: @Juliamon I did that once as a kid
 betweenmyself: @Kirkygirl The main selling point of “normal” golf is that you only *occasionally* get fucked over by windmills
 Its_VeeBot: Actually, at the same summer camp I mentioned earlier
Kirkygirl: @Juliamon I once hit the ball so hard I whacked someone in the butt with my ball. They were part of our group though.
 iris_of_ether:   
 Shadowsoflife: @betweenmyself ah yes the don quixote part of minigolf
 Getter404: Again.
 Cptasparagus: thats rough buddy
 Its_VeeBot: That seems like a bad place for a picnic pavilion
 Getter404: Yessssssss
Kirkygirl: @Cptasparagus I see what you did there.
 BusTed: wooo
 IanAllenBird: 
 ErynTzun: Can we hit that ballon?
 betweenmyself: Nice
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 Its_VeeBot: 
 eshplode: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Never didnt have it
 ErynTzun: *balloon
 Sheikun07: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, hubris
 iris_of_ether:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
kusinohki: is anything outside of rough out of bounds?  no "extra rough" ??
 ErynTzun: poifect
  Juliamon: Outside the rough is probably a hazard
Wolfii_TV: it could be rough waters
 Its_VeeBot: Treej
CompSciJedi: Yes it wood. Tree wood
 Getter404: @Juliamon Outside the rough is bears
 iris_of_ether:   
 ErynTzun: +10 to hit balloon
 Its_VeeBot: I zoned out just long enough to be baffled as to why Ian just suddenly blurted out "Jules Verne!"
 Getter404: Juuuuuuuuust a big outside
 ErynTzun: @Its_VeeBot hot air balloon above the course
 iris_of_ether: 
 Viewers_Like_You: Nice approach!
 red_shoes_jeff: Never didn't have it!
 betweenmyself: There appear to be at least three waterfalls in this canyon 
 Its_VeeBot: Slorp
 BusTed: 
 Getter404: Hubris!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: rip
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "a little bit"
 iris_of_ether:  
WriterRaven: A little too nice.
 Atarra: Nice shot!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is par for this course?
 ErynTzun: NICE SHOT! . . . INTO THE wAtEr
 betweenmyself: Nope, make that five waterfalls
chaos5896: Game: 
KeytarCat: par 5!
 mercano82: I didn’t realize the announcer could patronize you like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How the fuck can you do par 5?
 iris_of_ether:   
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InquisitiveDelightfulChamoisMrDestructoid-UO4wlLNfYDchNg7U
 Atarra: that "nice shot" is sounding really sarcastic
 ErynTzun: The announcer doesn't seem to understand what a nice shot is
 Cptasparagus: using the wrist strap like you own the TV I see
 betweenmyself: With five waterfalls in such close proximity I feel the ambience is a tad on the quiet side
 Its_VeeBot: Meep-meep!
 betweenmyself: Suspension of disbelief shattered
 ErynTzun: yeah I wouldn't trust myself not to let go of the joycon either, wrist strap to be safe when motion control
 Atarra: bloop
 IanAllenBird: dunk
 KaleidoscopeMind: RIP
 iris_of_ether: *bloop*
 Its_VeeBot: Monuments to man's hubris and sheds
 ErynTzun: the ball totally needed cleaning because there is no ball cleaner here
 ErynTzun: hahaha
 Its_VeeBot: ooof
 IanAllenBird: rude
 ErynTzun: Pragmata, the little girl's name is Diana, she is very cute, and useful in the game.
 iris_of_ether: CORI
AlistorKO: WOW
chaos5896: 
 ErynTzun: Pragmata are sort of like androids, she is very much like a little girl though.
cfpreston: She made that way
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: R u pragmata?
jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER YES
 mercano82: When a robot and an AI like each other very much…
 Getter404: jinx
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 iris_of_ether: Nice on!
 Its_VeeBot: Tink
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PeacefulResoluteRhinocerosOneHand--v22IgMyDB5Mhhbc
 ErynTzun: When humans decided they needed their android to look like a 6 year old child
 shushu2539: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same with running sports
 iris_of_ether: So rude
 iris_of_ether: 
 ErynTzun: Change it to 50Hz
 DeM0nFiRe: Change it to DVD region code 6
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In Soviet Golf, -nope decided against it
 iris_of_ether: Bo jii
jacqui_lantern234: in soviet golf, club strokes you! 
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 ErynTzun: Invisible Beej
 Its_VeeBot: That's when he's the most dangerous
 ErynTzun: Getting a slight workout
 mercano82: Everyone’s +, that’s good, right?
 jhmv: Oh the shirt is coming off
 NotCainNorAbel: Thank you Paul
 ErynTzun: ty Paul 
 IanAllenBird: thank you paul
 ghyllnox: Thanks Paul
 Strebenherz: thanks paul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather is the GOAT, and Paul is the GOAT
onecelt: Thank you Paul!
 Its_VeeBot: We love you Paul
chaos5896: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 KaleidoscopeMind: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul saves us CONSTANTLY
 Sapphic_Shenanigans: Thanks Paul!  
7gorobei: thanks Paul
 Getter404: Thank you for disrobing Beej, Paul
 lamina5432:  
 ralphthellama: Thank you, Paul!
 bytecaster: Good to know, Beej
 ErynTzun: that seems uncomfortable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You have before Beej
 red_shoes_jeff: Wouldn't be the first time.
 ContingentCat: Always thanking Paul 
 Getter404: Ah, the Chewbacca method
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the real gamer move is to just go over the trees directly to the hole 
 mercano82: Happens to everyone, is compliment.
onecelt: What in the actual heck was that shot. That was amazign
 Getter404: No guns but nothing's stopping you from setting off an airhorn
cfpreston: That's a different golf games
thefightnerd: Ding dong POOKIE!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *calls in orbital strike* 
 betweenmyself:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SCRIB DOOON
 Its_VeeBot: "Local Miis Banned From Sports Resort for 'Lightsabering'"
Kirkygirl: Much hilarity with that game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot Also screaming Huttese obscenities
Sogheim: these are funny looking Mario characters playing golf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kirkygirl I would love to see Super Battle Golf and Glurp return
Kirkygirl: @Its_VeeBot I have a memory from Wii Sports Resort. Wanna hear it?
 Its_VeeBot: Well now I do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would also love to see Nice Shot! return, that game is rad
 IanAllenBird: o/
Kirkygirl: @Its_VeeBot So sister and I were playing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those Wii Sports memories tend to be hilarious, please share
 BusTed: 
 Viewers_Like_You: Hiiiii
 Its_VeeBot: Hi
   LoadingReadyRun: I kinda want "Super Battle Golf and Glurp" to be one game
chaos5896: 
 Shadowsoflife: o/
TheAinMAP: 
 mercano82: Can we play through?
 ErynTzun: there would be a lot more golf carts than that
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun Drink More Golf?
 NotCainNorAbel: The river?
  Juliamon: Super Battle Glurp... 🤔
 Its_VeeBot: Please hurry up, our tee time was like an hour ago
 Atarra: @LoadingReadyRun so are the Glurp athletes the ball?
 Its_VeeBot: 
 iris_of_ether: I got a free copy of Nice Shot during the LRR stream, felt bad, and then donated another key into the stream 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I would love to see Glurp happening on the sidelines of Super Battle Golf and sometimes you just see the attacks from Super Battle Golf happening as you play Glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra You are a genius Atarra
 ErynTzun: That would be a very frustrating game
Kirkygirl: And we're playing Sword Fights. She's doing multiple attacks, gets me off the platform. I then think to block, upset her rhythm, then knock her off. She was not happy. 😁
 ErynTzun: golf is a nice bit of land and water wasted
cfpreston: If you want to walk around in nature, I recommend larp
 Its_VeeBot: @Kirkygirl "How dare you dodge?"
 iris_of_ether: I need to schedule my next Big Walk...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Golf courses also displace so many native species
 Atarra: @cfpreston even just "walking around in nature" beats the heck out of "walking on a golf course"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And waste SO MUCH WATER
wedge_x: what
 Cptasparagus: we could be Beej, Mark
Kirkygirl: @Its_VeeBot She was quite upset by this, and I could not stop laughing. She got her comeuppance.
MsMollieMac: Nice!
 SnackPak_: 
 Its_VeeBot: Nice
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 iris_of_ether: 
AlistorKO: PLINK
 shushu2539: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah!!
wedge_x: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice shot
 public_key_reveal_party: Dang, good shot beej
7gorobei:  
 pn55: 
 Saintnex: Noice!
Kirkygirl: NICE.
nevermore913: Nice
TheAinMAP: 
chaos5896: \o/
 ErynTzun: i would like a nice park or forest or anything but golf
Kirkygirl: @Its_VeeBot it also helped that I did a little bit of escrima growing up, doing Karate.
 iris_of_ether: 
 Getter404: The Golf Bird is angered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun Can I propose tearing down a golf course and planting native plants?
 public_key_reveal_party: Let's be real, mini golf is already basically "what if golf was good and fun"?
 mercano82: That was Wii Sports.
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SteamyScrumptiousBatDoubleRainbow-JOE0D0t6Z6LguWWo
chaos5896: i think it was the older wii sports version
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes that sounds nice 
nevermore913: I approve of mini golf but no use for real golf
 Atarra: living in an arid/desert environment and seeing golf courses so GREEN is just. rrrrrghhhhhhhh anger
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 ErynTzun: you hit a lot of ppl and trees
Kirkygirl: @Thefluffiestguineapig We have quite a few really nice golf courses here in Victoria, and they have some great wildlife habitat.
MsMollieMac: disc golf?
 iris_of_ether: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 red_shoes_jeff: Urban Golf is a thing. It's generally illegal, but it's a thing.
jacqui_lantern234: i wish there was an ethical way to golf  its so much fun but SO DAMN HARMFUL
 Viewers_Like_You: It's funny, I'm sitting here tempted to pick the game up and play it... but I have a perfectly good Wii sitting on a shelf, I could just hook that up and play Wii Sports
  Juliamon: the Aerobie
 iris_of_ether: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Fun "fact"
 public_key_reveal_party: Fun misinformation!
itira: 
 IanAllenBird: a fun lie
 Getter404: Fun Fact: It turns out reality is subjective
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kirkygirl That's great, I would say that is not generally how people do it. If legally people were required to have a certain amount of wildlife as part of the course I would say yes
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Back to the future 3 showed pie plate frisbees
 iris_of_ether: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 red_shoes_jeff: I, too, have seen BttF Part 3.
 mercano82: Wasn’t the pie plate frisbee in Back to the Future 3, too?
 Its_VeeBot: Fun fact: Did you know that 27 possums a day fly their helicopters into the moon?
 ErynTzun: The term frisbee is often used generically to describe all flying discs, but Frisbee is a registered trademark of the Wham-O toy company. This protection results in organized sports such as ultimate or disc golf having to forgo use of the word "Frisbee".
 Its_VeeBot: (On average)
Kirkygirl: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh 100% yeah I agree with you. Especially in places like the middle of the desert.
 ErynTzun: Frisbees were invented in the late 1930s by the American inventor Walter Frederick Morrison. Morrison and his future wife Lucile had fun tossing a popcorn can lid after a Thanksgiving Day dinner in 1937. They soon discovered a market for a light-duty flying disc when they were offered 25 cents (equivalent to $6 in 2025) for a cake pan that they were tossing back and forth on a beach near Los Angeles.
Wrexadecimal: surprise rhythm café
PhuzNutz: I hear frolf is pretty cool
 iris_of_ether:    
 mercano82: Not in November
 Getter404: "Nice Bumps" sounds like something that would get a drink thrown in your face
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 NotCainNorAbel: Check for ball bumps
nevermore913: Heather and Ian have a district advantage
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Raiders
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Free for all volleyball sounds like toaster ball
kusinohki: Haikyuu!!!
Rerout64: Hello
 public_key_reveal_party: I would actually kinda be into four square volleyball with two right angle nets
7gorobei: how do you do minus tempo?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I need to get around to watching haikyu
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems so complex
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Oh, volleyball! I remember Heather having a story about volleyball . . .
kusinohki: volleyball was the only team sport I actually liked.  unfortunately, here it's "a girls sport"  *sigh*
 DaxStrife: Jonathan Frakes voice: "How do you volley a ball?"
 spethycakes: 
 Viewers_Like_You: @DaxStrife You can't! We made it up
  Juliamon: Why not both?
 KaleidoscopeMind: you mean you don't also flash when you panic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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hackingducks: throw your face in the air if you feel fine
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProtectiveTalentedSquirrelPunchTrees-OyFXgS2pyUpDxX3w
 Its_VeeBot: What even *is* the business model of Pokemon gyms?
kusinohki: beat up kids and their pets and steal their lunch money?  that's how it works every where else in the kanto region...
 PharaohBender27: @Its_VeeBot Don't worry about it.
chaos5896: 3, 4?
TheAinMAP: Simply bounce the view around like the DVD logo. 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousCrunchyTapirNerfRedBlaster-YFUWz0Z8AVaExaZ-
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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 ErynTzun: are you rhythmically swaying?
chaos5896:   
 shushu2539: 
 ErynTzun: do it to the BEAT
 iris_of_ether:   
 gsyhiap: That's... quite intimidating
 IanAllenBird: o7
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 spethycakes: 
 Strebenherz: I see the gas leak is still going
 ErynTzun: wait wait wait
 KaleidoscopeMind: "back" like you havent basically lived in this studio for a week
 lamina5432: time moves forward
 Strebenherz: HES DEAD JIM
TheAinMAP: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Star Trek PPR will be on Wednesday, 4 November at 10am PCT (UTC-7)! More info: https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/117/457/590/504/419/184/original/f2aed98387658d45.png Be mindful that LRR's province no longer 'falls back' for North American DST, don't get caught off guard by your own time change!
 Strebenherz: Good choice of preview page
 Its_VeeBot: May the force be with you 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CallousMuddyPoxLitty--pm7YETSIaRWwveB
 Its_VeeBot: $5 zimbabwean
 iris_of_ether:     
 shushu2539:    
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his ever expanding list of card based games, now in digital AND physical flavours! Game: Mahokenshi - The Samurai Deckbuilder) at Tue 01:00 PM PCT (17:12 from now).
 kireawolf: Volleyball players actually stand like that lol
 Its_VeeBot: Yeah but presumably not after the match
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Mai_Andra: Yeah, the posted schedule is off by an hour (for everything except Cts) 
 Meark: is that PST or PCT?
 ErynTzun: I will understand all the star trek words, but only some of the magic words
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
 ErynTzun: awww
7gorobei: wouldnt that be spaghetti al arsonist?
 TheWriterAleph: the One Good Thing
Spritz_T: there was the new SMB record on halloween
 ErynTzun: i'm sure no sad video game news has happened involving Dragons or Mass
 Its_VeeBot: Ain't that the game that Joel played that one time?
 iris_of_ether: Oooh
 Its_VeeBot: Who would play that for 20 years straight?
 PharaohBender27: @Meark PST - an hour later PCT for them
 RatherLargeToad: Blor, the Impervious?  His defenses, I hear, are impervious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How much reminding will need to happen?
  Juliamon: Dev said they're right at the end
 ErynTzun: DEVELOPER: Serenity Forge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who works in shelter med, I am unfortunately not surprised by dog trauma
 Its_VeeBot: @ErynTzun Ah yes of course it's Serenity Forge
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 Shparky2197: Dang, only half a year off of the 1- years subbed
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