Nigouki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Silver Pines) at Tue 05:00 PM PCT (2m from now).
Meyari:
Sooooon 
Nigouki: oh noes, early spoops
Nigouki: it's only 7pm here!
matthaus_c:

Meyari: the Moonbase doesn't time change. so it's the correct time for them
LadyAiluros: the time change is messing with me hard yes
baltimore_667083: !box
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baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
matthaus_c: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Silver Pines) at Tue 05:00 PM PCT (0s from now).
Nigouki:
sunset already at 5:06pm and we're not near the solstice 
baltimore_667083: what did the 'reader do to deserve this
TomatoKigu:
Sunset is 15:48 here rn. 
Meyari: I'm not fond of the time change either; I'm all sorts of messed up.
Dog_of_Myth:

lamina5432: evenin
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Spades_Slicc: We're Nopin' early?
BusTed:

Mai_Andra:
6pm is now "the middle of the night" 
Spades_Slicc: oh right, daylight savings
BusTed:
@Mai_Andra 
lochnessseammonster:
what up spoopy friends! we're so back 
horrorlad: oooOOOOooOOOOooo
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lochnessseammonster:
though let's nope at 7pm is so weird 
ghyllnox: @lochnessseammonster I knowwww
TomatoKigu: I'm kinda' digging the 1 Am start myself.
Mai_Andra:
oh yeah, Halloween is soon, right?
...right? 
ghyllnox: It's definitely dark enough out for spoops though
letfireraindown: What a mess of a day. Hope everyone is doing well
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Dog_of_Myth:

Nigouki:
streamer can you plz restart countdown? i still have sausages in the oven 
baltimore_667083: hello!
BusTed: mmhm
ghyllnox:

Strebenherz: say what
Dog_of_Myth:

betweenmyself:

GhostValv: o7
BusTed: oh
Strebenherz: why is adam apologizing
ghyllnox: That was YOU?
WokenClick: oh shit right
lochnessseammonster:

uneactrice: Literally the first thought I had when I heard...
NimrodXIV:

Dog_of_Myth: Misuse of power
matthaus_c: pasta!
n3ther: It's good to have someone to blame
BusTed: spaghet
NimrodXIV: what
baltimore_667083: pasta!
n3ther: what is that lol
n3ther: mmm pasta
rosesmcgee: Adam killed Sir Pat Stew?
Strebenherz: i missed something why is adam apologizing
ghyllnox: An apastogy
lamina5432: corruptoghetti
BusTed: that's why!?
lochnessseammonster:

n3ther: Why with a dumbfounded look
Diabore: good to know either adams chat or adams mods are chill
accountmadeforants: Who did Adam kill now?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: do you have an alibi?
lochnessseammonster: we saw what you did to leon
Strebenherz: he was 87 to be fair
accountmadeforants: Oh, right
betweenmyself: I didn’t suspect you did until you started denying it
matthaus_c: my "I didn't kill Patrick Stewart" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "I didn't kill Patrick Stewart" shirt
rosesmcgee: Adam Savidan is The Fugitive
n3ther: that's what they all say
Mai_Andra: Sir Patrick Stewart has been recalled by the spaghetti monster in the sky.
ghyllnox: It was a Canadian Tallsmn
NimrodXIV: where were you October 28?
accountmadeforants: So it's Disney's fault, this explanation is acceptable
quasi79fu: oh oh am I in time for spoops?
ghyllnox:
Yeah sure is lmao 
quasi79fu: Hello ben and adam
quasi79fu: Hai chat n hugs
Joecool190: his signed card is going to be insane prices
n3ther: ~Acting~
TomatoKigu: I could see sir patrick stewart play mtg against ian mckellen
Strebenherz: number one
rosesmcgee: Riker is number one
quasi79fu: spaghetti?
xantos69: Riker is Number 1
lamina5432: he is forever remembered on a mtg cards now at least
Strebenherz: riker's number one
LightspeedSloth: We can pay the 1 and still lose.
Strebenherz: his number one
n3ther: Patrick is number zero of course
rosesmcgee: Data
BusTed: data
quasi79fu: Riker is number one
betweenmyself: Number Two is the Austen Powers joke
gibbousm: Data
n3ther: we know who doesn't watch star trek around here
n3ther:

itira: Hello everyone
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun ben, oscar isaac is apocalypse, from apocalypse, days of future past is when wolverine gets sent to the past
putz12a: Riker is Number One because his position is "First Officer." Data is technically the "Second Officer"
n3ther: I actually didn't watch it until recently. it's solid
rosesmcgee: Why are we looking at Nicole's spaghetti btw?
n3ther: Tasha?
xantos69: That is NOT the Kingon place.
quasi79fu: tasha Yar
BusTed: season 1 next gen?
NimrodXIV: oh, the worst TNG episode
LadyAiluros: not the Kloingons but that was literally the worst episode ever written
quasi79fu: Omg
BusTed: 😬
Diabore: none of those words are in the klingon bible
lochnessseammonster: wooooooow
itira: wuhoh
xantos69: I can't spell.
n3ther: minor spelling error??
lochnessseammonster:

LadyAiluros: Code of Honor is the literal worst episode
loufghyslaufey:
@TomatoKigu Shifting glances between Ian McKellen & all the Gandalf creature cards: "...I don't see the resemblance."
WokenClick: Well I mean he was right that it also wasn't the Kingon place either
kragmabutch: We're so back
matthaus_c: it's been a whiiiiile
n3ther:
oh I didn't even notice 
ghyllnox: Yessss
ghyllnox: New game???
ContingentCat: Tonight's wheel all X
ghyllnox: GTA???
matthaus_c: I believe it is
quasi79fu: very high? smoke weed?
n3ther: I have heard good things from people who like this genre
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accountmadeforants: @ghyllnox yes LRR has early access to GTA 9 and it's a horror game
GhostValv:
I have a feeling 
BusTed: where's mr_horrible
spo8n: I'm very high, on drugs?
ghyllnox:
@accountmadeforants Can you imagine 
Mathwyn: Adam rejoices in having terrible opinions
loufghyslaufey: Signalis. Signalis, Sig. Nal. IS.
Diabore: 5
n3ther: oh that is a good question
ghyllnox: One
rosesmcgee: How recently?
BusTed: well, how far apart?
quasi79fu: one?
betweenmyself: How much are they asking?
GasCityGaming: 4
n3ther: it's not important how it got brought up
Mathwyn: Yeah its more about frequency than anything
Dethrizu: oneeeeeeee
BusTed: if it was like, once every 5 years, I'd be concerned
Isaac3567: Depends when the last murder occurred. I only care if it was recent and unsolved so I am not at risk
gibbousm: Instances of murderous events
n3ther: depends how often
TomatoKigu: Depends…is the price going down per murder? If so I can probably tolerate a few dozen.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: in this economy, the only reason I can afford a house is because of all the murders
lochnessseammonster: i think it depends on the kind of murder for me
quasi79fu: they dont call it a murder house if only one murder happened in it right?
lamina5432: yet 2 owls is the limit
Mathwyn: After a certain number there is probably lead or a gas leak
accountmadeforants: Recency + Frequency matters. Like if the previous owner just moved out normally after 20 years it doesn't matter how many murders happened before that.
neisan2112: If it was a whole family at once, naw. If it was 2-3 seperate times thats fine
Driosenth: Does the cost of the house decrease linearly with the number of murders or does the savings level off at some point?
gibbousm: How far apart are they? And what's the neighborhood like? Its probably 4 for me
xantos69: To own real estate? It could have been a murder kingdom for generations. I'd still take it. Then I'd rent it out.
BusTed: "nah I'd win"
Spades_Slicc: If a realtor said "there's been a homicide in this building every single year since it was built" would you go for it
quasi79fu: thats still anope
Kipstar: just rent it out!
matthaus_c: get the ghosts to pay rent
Mathwyn: House or Death
quasi79fu: burn house down..salt the earth...get a priest
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc "have they been in my condo, and are the walls thick enough to not hear if it happens again?"
Driosenth: I will buy the murder house sight-unseen, if the cost is good enough
Pheonix888: The millenial dream
accountmadeforants: @Kipstar Ah, so now we're moving on to the "how many murders need to have happened for you to become a landlord" question
horrorlad: i feel like it raises questions about like, the utilities?
matthaus_c: you could sell the Warrens a banger episode
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BusTed: mysterious circumstances
Spades_Slicc: @Diabore all the murders have happened in the room you specifically sleep in
horrorlad: like is there a gas line issue or some weird... thing... making people go murdercrazy
neisan2112: Is it the neighborhood that's the problem, or the house?
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc breaking my lease at 11 months lets goooo
uneactrice: Ed Gein
neisan2112: No the real one they found him
gibbousm: Do you know about that one Lovecraft story where a family was cursed by a wizard and each of them died once they reach a certain age? Turns out the wizard would just break into the house to do it
uneactrice: Yes
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StillPondJosh: Did it skip anyone? And if, so, why? Was someone like...too stinky to get murdered? Ghosts didn't want any of that
zeathean: zodiac
quasi79fu: ok would you live in the apartment where JEffrey dahmer lived?
neisan2112: Zodiac?
Masslost: wolf creek if i remember right
Diabore: @StillPondJosh the skip was the murderer
neisan2112: Ted Cruz, fuck that man
n3ther:
but we know it was him 
uneactrice: unfortunately
BusTed: not one of the olds
StillPondJosh: And he liked smut on Twitter on 9/11
Strebenherz: i did.
horrorlad: so we know two things
RayFK: Still V IMPORTANT
uneactrice: It is a very big one
BusTed: it is important
Gekyouryuu: I voted 12 hours ago
ghyllnox: It's second big
Dog_of_Myth: I did my part
hoveringhalibut: If the murderer is known in each case, you buy it
NimrodXIV: voted early last week!
ghyllnox: I voted!
GhostValv: early voted last week
gibbousm: It is big because it determines who controls Congress for the next 2 years
MWGNZ: also 3 days left to vote in NZ
n3ther: Adam who avoids the news
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Rhynerd: Midterms. I voted early last week
Dethrizu: fair
ghyllnox: Yuuuuup
loufghyslaufey: Why do such people have to insist boasting that they're from Canada?
ghizmou: Did Adam know about the BC election last month ?
uneactrice: We are slightly dissociating
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
ContingentCat: We voted a week ago, and got good results here!
itira: ugh.
loufghyslaufey: Are they really?
ghyllnox: At least my phone will shut up now
n3ther: @ghizmou lol
gibbousm: I did early voting
neisan2112: I did 2 weeks ago
Enki1256: Did that an hour ago
ErynTzun: Voted gud
horrorlad: i did a voting
Diabore: i didnt vote! (im canadian though)
matthaus_c: who has the best sticker
horrorlad: love 2 fill in bubbles
quasi79fu: i vote for cookies
ContingentCat: Hell yeah democracy
aubie_squire: early voted! overall high voter turnout this midterm
StillPondJosh: Moving to Canada? Do they do Ritual Combat to pick representatives?
lochnessseammonster:
yeah has not been good here in ontario either and i'm super disappointed with my municipal results 
horrorlad: @StillPondJosh Moose jousting
Dog_of_Myth:

horrorlad: i assume
itira: Benjamin
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itira:

n3ther: I would make that joke lol
StillPondJosh: @horrorlad They shouldn't do that to the mooses
loufghyslaufey: Oof. That's... lowkey evil?
ContingentCat: Lol good joke
RayFK: BROTHER
loufghyslaufey: Here?
lochnessseammonster:

horrorlad: @StillPondJosh the mooses are well paid, you think you can make a moose do anything
loufghyslaufey: Shhhh!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
well now I'm worried about who Adam voted for 
Diabore: you can be mad at the party you support for not doing good enough
ContingentCat: We get mad at the NDP but not that mad
ghyllnox: Are there any not-stinky politics?
lamina5432: too little partys here
eric_christian_berg: Same here. The Democrats suck but they aren't White Nationalists.
wholsometiger: Must be nice to have more than 2....
Mathwyn: No preferential voting oh no
ghizmou: not enough good parties in canada
xantos69: Sounds like you folks should try a 2 party system. I bet that would go great for you.
gibbousm: I wish we had ranked choice voting instead of first past the goalpost all or nothing
loufghyslaufey: @horrorlad Well, yeah. Moose all be FaFoS, no?
Diabore:
@xantos69 no 
ContingentCat: First past the post is a trash election system
ghyllnox: Yall don't have ranked choice or w/e?
xantos69: @Diabore You are wise
StillPondJosh: Green are the Finn Balor of Canadian politics?
Diabore: so spaghet
ghyllnox: Politics?
Diabore: WHEELS
xantos69: Today is my day. Roll that X.
ghyllnox: Shooting people?
Strebenherz: never punished
NimrodXIV: shooting people
Kramburger: Oooh BABY
quasi79fu: runn
matthaus_c: if it lands on P we know he did it
loufghyslaufey: I saw some ahole dude trying to psyche out a moose, their friend-
Dog_of_Myth:

Spritz_T: time, huh?
quasi79fu: scattter
ghyllnox: \o/
ContingentCat: Yessss
GrathXVI: Bring it on, wheel
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WokenClick: I'm invincible
Taiggha: OH NO
ghizmou: safe !
Dethrizu: safe
lochnessseammonster:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether:

BusTed:

Chatstone: Safe!
loufghyslaufey: No! Pleaze? Gawd.
neisan2112: LMAOOOO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: weeeee
baltimore_667083: poor T
ContingentCat: o7
ghyllnox: oT
TomatoKigu: o7
YeOldeMark: o7
Nigouki: I'M IMMUUUUUNNE!!!
quasi79fu: oh im safe
Taiggha: o7
Diabore: oT
n3ther: o7
MrSarkhan: t7
GhostValv: t7
zeathean: o7
Rhynerd: Never gonna get me.
matthaus_c: t7
Joecool190: o7
quasi79fu: 07
horrorlad: wha happen
Dog_of_Myth: o7
NonjaBiru: dang safe!
Kramburger: ot
xantos69: o7
lamina5432: oT
ContingentCat: t7
lochnessseammonster: t7
baltimore_667083: o7
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: o7
loufghyslaufey: Come on. I'm trying to wait out the week...
Astramentha: oT
Kelazi5: o7
Strebenherz: t7
Chatstone: o7
MWGNZ: o7
spo8n: o7
Rhynerd: o7
hamraffle: o7
neisan2112:

Astramentha: t7
Musicsquid: o7
AMuseOfFirebane: t7
Spritz_T: o7
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ot
NonjaBiru: o7
The_Color_Twelve: at least it was lower case
ContingentCat: o7
matthaus_c:
fuck you mean Oops 
BusTed: slipped
ghyllnox:

loufghyslaufey: I don't the "shooty-wheels" anymore, Bros.
quasi79fu: it was a riccochet
YFiddler:

horrorlad: what was that
loufghyslaufey: (sighs)
gualdhar: aww I missed it, who got shot?
The_Color_Twelve: We cant' see some of use just know
Larkonus: How's that liquefied spaghetti taste, Ben? (/j)
thatguysteve2709: Huh
loufghyslaufey: I don't wanr to talk about this subject anymore
n3ther: ya it would be bad if people knew who mod actioned them by default
ErynTzun: Yeah can't tell what is happening unless you tell us Unarmed civillians
ghyllnox: @gualdhar TheBubbleMachine and TheMerricat
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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The_Color_Twelve: many things
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MrSarkhan: notebooks and beer steins are new
GasCityGaming: Dice Friends mug!
neisan2112: There is the Tugger Nuts notebooks now too
ContingentCat: The tuggernuts journals is new
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Beej did actually say there was new stuff
loufghyslaufey: Playmat reprints?
Gekyouryuu: it's LRR Merch. ...LRRch
Strebenherz: no but i will be ordering when payday happens
xantos69: I already got my order in for Tugger Nuts.
ghyllnox:
I'm checking bc you're trying so hard 
loufghyslaufey: Are there playmat reprints?
Strebenherz: i want the tugger nuts notebooks
The_Color_Twelve: and a stein
Diabore: do what to your nuts?
itira:

TomatoKigu: Tuggernuts? I hardly even know her
quasi79fu: Ding fries are done
ErynTzun: I don't think i've done anything ever except type a word automod didn't like but the actual mods let through because automod doesn't understand nuance or intent
aClonedPickle: get a load of this wage earner
nicolebarbaraann: Is that my spaghetti
parzival1616: I protest until you recognize that toques are just beanies /s
quasi79fu: Hai real streamer
quasi79fu: Yay spaghettti
MWGNZ: gotta pay rent
YFiddler:

betweenmyself:

ErynTzun: Money makes foods and gives roof over head
The_Color_Twelve: yeah but that whole living thing
xantos69: Have you tried having money? It sure does make things easier.
ghyllnox: Oh that was sincere, I actually literally checked the store because you were putting forth extra effort
GasCityGaming: @nicolebarbaraann I believe it's from the night of the amount of parmesean debate lol
lochnessseammonster: money sucks and i wish i didn't need it but alas capitalism
Larkonus: I'm at peanuts!
YFiddler: not content with a cardboard box anymore, huh?
itira: hahahaaa
RayFK: Only when I'm in town
The_Color_Twelve:

betweenmyself: Peanuts for that protein, Ben lookin to get SWOLE
quasi79fu: Nut emporium?
lochnessseammonster: deez nuts
ghyllnox: Dice Friends stein looks cool
StillPondJosh: What's wrong with these nuts?
n3ther:

catcard: I'm so excited
matthaus_c: my peaks: twinned
Diabore: are they good chairs?
BusTed: are they gorilla-proof
accountmadeforants: Didn't you recently ask for new chairs? They're listening!
Dog_of_Myth:

MWGNZ: time to break the new chairs in
ghyllnox:

lochnessseammonster:

Kramburger: Adam
quasi79fu: yikes
betweenmyself: Hurt Me Plenty
BusTed:

n3ther:
Graham don't watch this 
raulghoulia: Give Me Deus Ex
lochnessseammonster: amazing
n3ther: I love difficulty settings that do stuff like this
lamina5432: adam goes to jump on chair
zippChip: "There is a nut emporium- it's called my house." That's the type of line that becomes one of my intrusive thoughts
couchboyj: Heaven or Hell? The Scales are Tipped in Your Favor
quasi79fu: i ..i hope im behaving mods..i appreciate what you do and i love LEts nope
ghizmou: you can't gatekeep them
Diabore: my thoughts? so intrusive
quasi79fu: phone?
BusTed: I do dig the animation
ErynTzun: An intrusive thought is an unwelcome, involuntary thought, image, or unpleasant idea that may become an obsession, is upsetting or distressing, and can feel difficult to manage or eliminate.
AMuseOfFirebane: oooo stylish
ghyllnox: Random but more unwanted
ladyjessica: Thank you Eryn
n3ther: ya this game's setting and art is top tier
YFiddler: today I just randomly thought "who the fuck is baron shinza?!"
YFiddler: does that count?
quasi79fu: im gettting uhh Silent Hill vibes
n3ther: I think that was a textbook definition
catcard: it's true, OCD intrusive thoughts suck ass
TomatoKigu: No that's the literal definition of an intrusive thought
ErynTzun: That is what it is for everyone, that is just the definition.
n3ther: they aren't that sever normally
ghizmou: gandalf's big naturals are an intrusive thought
ladyjessica: Yeah that’s the literal psychological definition
accountmadeforants:

quasi79fu: is chat getting some Silent HIll vibes already?
n3ther: they tend to be a wavering thought
dr_petrichor: Some people don't lock the door to their brain so it's easy to intrude
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raulghoulia: bens stealing keys
lochnessseammonster:
softer is just thoughts 
TomatoKigu: There are other kinds of thoughts that come randomly that are not intrusive thoughts.
ghyllnox: It's like when people say they're "so OCD" about something they don't literally mean they have OCD they just mean they're particular
Anubis169:
quasi79fu: you're good 
catcard: people are using "intrusive thought" to mean "LMAO I should cut my bangs short!!!!" thinking randomly instead of "I just walked into the kitchen, I should stab my child."
BusTed: are we in the 'miner diner'
n3ther: zero thoughts, head empty
brainbosh: No keys
n3ther: just vibes
horrorlad: intrusive thoughts are inherently unwanted
ErynTzun: They can be little things and they can be very big if they are paired with other disorders it makes it much more severe and hard to handle.
horrorlad: that's what makes them intrusive
quasi79fu: thinking out loud or type things out no one else would type out or say out loud is usually intrusive thoughts
quasi79fu: I do that alot
quasi79fu: I say things others wouldnt
itira: from what i understand, intrusive thoughts are generally things you dont say outloud
betweenmyself:
Like an Ear Worm, but for the Eyes too… So worms crawling out your face parts? 
Larkonus: He is The Silver Pine!
matthaus_c:
I'm pretty good at keeping the inside thoughts inside 
BusTed: damn
quasi79fu: i..i sorry...for being weird..i ..just was trying to explain...
quasi79fu: panic
ghyllnox: Finally a realistic videogame jump
catcard: the flushening
matthaus_c: this is how you know it's a fantasy toilet
horrorlad: they have incredible water pressure
YFiddler: wasting water
n3ther:
I swear every streamer does this to the toilet for this game 
zippChip: well damn I just considered intrusive thoughts to be more like repeatedly recurring thoughts that I don't control
Anubis169: for me, i always felt like an intrusive thought was like an echo of a feeling or idea i've heard before, that springs up at the most unwanted time in relation to what i'm doing right now
Anubis169: like an obsessive what-if
Mathwyn: Adam demands perfect toilet simulation in all games and he's right to do so
Kramburger: Joked on you, I never think
MWGNZ: imagine if this game had qwop controls
raulghoulia: some of us are cromagnon
Strebenherz: @quasi79fu you're good!
horrorlad: man this guy's real bad at walking
BusTed:

matthaus_c: @Kramburger can't play mind games with me if I don't have a mind
itira:

TomatoKigu: Three keys in the first five minutes? Gotta' be a real horror game.
StillPondJosh: It's a survival horror game and the key WASN'T in the toilet? Silent Hill has mislet me
quasi79fu: oh hai streb n hugs..i know you..your amazing
BusTed: It is the Miner Diner
GasCityGaming: Eddie barbell's cousin
Kramburger:
I'm on my phone, autocorrect hates me 
YFiddler: of the velvet fortres?
matthaus_c: the guy from Pearl Jam?
0x6772: Eddie Velvet, lead singer of Pearl Jelly
quasi79fu: whyis the phone talking to us?
Mai_Andra: "They locked me in a diner..."
Anubis169: is this Discount Morpheus?
Gekyouryuu: Eddie Velvet? what's he, a Chippendale dancer?
bbblehh: I just got here man. It's my first day on Earth dude. Who is Eddie Velvet
hamraffle: We are sad Kyle Maclachlan
quasi79fu: Who is Eddie?
BusTed: yeah.... good money
quasi79fu: Walker texas ranger
RealGamerCow: yeh. I'm gonna repeat everything you say. yeh
xantos69: Try checking in the little boat.
quasi79fu: Eddie what?
horrorlad: he has a cold
Nigouki: why does he sound drunk
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah. Yeah.
Rhynerd: Man sounds out of it.
Anubis169: "How do you do fellow kids"
neisan2112: Yo same
hamraffle: Walker? The way Ben was controlling him, I thought his name is Stumbler
matthaus_c: he spent his teenage years in lockdown
horrorlad: he's got that good cold medicine
StillPondJosh: His 90's Leonardo DiCaprio haircut undermines any potential competence he may have
Anubis169: why would you keep a polaroid camera in the boot, and opened at that... shit's gonna break
TomatoKigu:
"eddie's got a gun…" 
hamraffle: That is just a picture of Eddie Murphy
ErynTzun: Polaroid cameras are durable but not *that( durable.
MungoDude: when Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy, you knew he was a lowdown kid
betweenmyself:
Got a Guitar/Gun hybrid, like Johnny Bazookatone 
Diabore: why did we open the soda? seems a waste
bbblehh: Free soda out in the park man
quasi79fu: the visuals of the game are actually reallly goood
BusTed: thrillho
GasCityGaming:
Gonna make a game just so i can properly label it as "pop" 
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Rhynerd: I wonder if Eddie Velvet’s his starting name or the one he picked up to be a musician.
BusTed: oshit
BusTed: I'm here for it
Kramburger: Ooooh
gibbousm: I heard there's a Vampire Survivors mod for WoW Classic
ErynTzun: Okay they were anyway it was still original Polaroid instead of now Polaroid only in name now.
matthaus_c: we're so back?
gualdhar: wait what's that mod named
n3ther: unlikely lol
quasi79fu: Oh we have a map
RealGamerCow: I love a game that's so dogwater you have to play another game while you're playing it
SkylerRingtail: All I've heard about WoW Forever is it got flooded with AI slop mods
betweenmyself:
Back in my day they added a falling gem game to Everquest and nobody cared 
n3ther: if only I could go a day without someone mentioning AI slop
n3ther: anywhere
quasi79fu: toxic fog?
Kramburger: Back in my day we had barrens chat and mankriks wife
quasi79fu: oh a person
TheMerricat: So am I the only one who remembers the mod for WoW that let you play peggle while you were messing around?
matthaus_c: Robbie Gravity Falls looking ass
quasi79fu: Oh this is voice acted thats coool
MacbethSeemsSus: *Slides in from work* LRR only being an hour off central time is weird
eric_christian_berg: Swim!
zippChip: @matthaus_c you're not wrong
Rhynerd: We’re on the edge of it I imagine
horrorlad: i guess i assumed that private investigators would, like, lie
quasi79fu: wait ...we are not in the town?
lochnessseammonster: gottem
BusTed: Ben questioning his own internal logic
horrorlad: instead of just being like "i'm a P.I."
NightValien28: is this another dude looking for his dead wife?
betweenmyself:
Nah man, you gotta *enter* Silent Hi- Silver Pines 
quasi79fu: Secreeeet tunnnel
hamraffle: Looks like Twin Peaks, plays like Prince of Persia
Ferisar: hello silent pines resident hill
FauksStarling: I don't like that it tells you how to run in a derelict tunnel
0x6772: New ribbon dropped
ErynTzun: it is so weird looking at payphones now
Spades_Slicc: phone phreak it
accountmadeforants: PI's really are just people with signs going "Will be awkward stalker for pay"
Spritz_T: call 911?
quasi79fu: Re
betweenmyself: My dad was a PI for some time; got some of his case notes stashed in my garage
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: P.I. sounds like all the worst parts of divorce court
Kramburger: I imagine it's mostly following cheating spouses
Rhynerd: Capitalism has taken over the save system
ErynTzun: why is there not a # and * key?
BusTed: 🤏
matthaus_c: that's not a little bit, that's Initial D
lochnessseammonster:

BusTed:
@matthaus_c 
quasi79fu: Tokyo drifting
MacbethSeemsSus: The drift might be noticeable
zippChip: drift king
accountmadeforants: @ErynTzun This is a keycode thing, not a phone
BusTed:

ErynTzun: @accountmadeforants oh I see
quasi79fu: booobs
NightValien28: bruh
n3ther: a year?
dashiestand: Bewbs
lamina5432: please
zippChip: 8008135
lamina5432: dangit
ErynTzun: okay we've done the two calculator jokes
lochnessseammonster: damn
Rhynerd: Not boobs today, alas.
Ferisar: ben just buys a washing machine at the office
gualdhar: that's a racket
BusTed: yeesh
CaptainTeo: Just buys a new washing machine for every load.
Ferisar: that's highway grobbery
quasi79fu: thats a wall ben
Spades_Slicc: my laundromat is like 9 us to wash and dry
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SplittingImage77: Grizzly or grisly
FauksStarling: Between wash and dry, my old building was $2.50 a load. It sucked.
dashiestand: 60 Canadian
gualdhar: no its still going
ErynTzun: The Grizzly suite do you get eaten by a bear or share a room with a bear?
quasi79fu: sleeepin with the bears?
accountmadeforants: Wait at that point you start looking for laundromats outside your building
Ferisar: the grobbler
niccus: it's not even thanksgiving yet
Rhynerd: Lemme check
gualdhar: gobblers are great
ContingentCat: Same, that's why I don't use the dryers and have a drying rack
lamina5432: gobbler season is up through thanks giving
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Sixty dollars? Do you have any idea how much laundry that is?
dashiestand: You can gobble DEEZ NUTS
neisan2112: Thanksgiving hasnt happened yet, so I assume its still there
ErynTzun: What a weird name for something, if I didn't know what it was it's just nonsense.
matthaus_c: the bathroom in the Grizzly Suite has the phone numbers of all the bears in Silver Pines
RealGamerCow: 26th
Larkonus: Last Thursday of the month.
Dog_of_Myth: 26th
Metalupis: last thur in novemeber
Dethrizu: end of nov
quasi79fu: are we already lost?
Scy_Anide: I'm still waiting for goblin season at Wawas.
FauksStarling: Shots fired
quasi79fu: oh no greeen herbs
ghyllnox: Grapenuts you say
BusTed: what about grapenuts
eric_christian_berg: Yawp.
lamina5432: atlanta is a bit west for wawa
Rhynerd: Can confirm, Gobbler Season is ongoing.
ghyllnox:

ErynTzun:

quasi79fu: huh?
raulghoulia: couldnt wear regular pants with basketballs in there
gualdhar: surprisingly there are wawas in Savannah, Jacksonville, and Nashville, but none in Atlanta. weird.
quasi79fu: phrasing
quasi79fu: yikes
matthaus_c: let's go it's Threshold Kids
NightValien28: mad max?
StillPondJosh: This is Alan Wakey as heck
n3ther: WHO is HE
ghyllnox: Does Adam know what "hyper" is, in terms of having a huge nutsack
quasi79fu: what is this trailer?
TheMerricat:
Correction, this is Max Payney as heck. 
FauksStarling: It's... The Scary Door.
JKBalch: I swear that sounds like Max Payne
TheMerricat:
@JKBalch Jinx! 
aClonedPickle: remedy-y-y-y
quasi79fu: has ben or adam played Control resonant yet?
MacbethSeemsSus: Its not a muffin.....its a souffle
Ferisar: you brought cookies to the office? I'm just gonna alan take one of these
BusTed: more like alan wake-r
Buxx345: turns out their entire wake verse is just them high as kites
JKBalch: @TheMerricat I have no Coke to offer, so have this Pepsi
Meyari: yeah, this game has a bundle with Alan Wake; I think Remedy tweeted about it too
dashiestand: Fowl play you say
famousstranger: I was just on youtube thinking LRR haven't posted in quite a while
famousstranger: First ever live... i've never been shot
darkcyril: @Buxx345 Alan Baked if you will.
TheMerricat:
I'm resting up from my first shooting today. 
famousstranger: Something
matthaus_c:
dw I've been here for years and never been shot either 
quasi79fu: i got shot on lets nope i remember that
lamina5432: I pick on adam enough and he is stiil to cowardly to shoot me
betweenmyself: How bout that end credits crawl for DBFH? Cool stuff
MWGNZ: and joined the patreon
Ferisar: bro swims for 10 seconds
Ferisar: is he okay
lochnessseammonster:

Mathwyn: Just taunt adam every stream, you'll get him mad enough one time ask me how I know
TheMerricat:
And then Twitch would ban you for botting. 
quasi79fu: omg ben
famousstranger: If I had enough emails I'd do that for you boys
Kramburger: The best way to get shot is to sincerely compliment Adam
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FauksStarling: I don't think I've ever seen em shoot F
gualdhar: 27?
7gorobei: there are emotes that will get you an automatic time out
accountmadeforants: It's usually way too late for me for these and the first time I joined after the wheel was introduced I got shot, it was great.
MacbethSeemsSus: make sure all accounts are subbed to
baltimore_667083: Wouldn’t it be 36?
Sethalidos: or just make a really bad joke
loufghyslaufey: But then we'd- no. Who's antagonizing you?
lamina5432:
Fari 
Ferisar: i thought he was gonna say "but joke's on you im into that shit"
lochnessseammonster: "i don't think of you at all"
loufghyslaufey: @lochnessseammonster Right?
Ferisar: how pined are you feeling
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quasi79fu: do you ever feeel like you are running in circles?
loufghyslaufey: @Ferisar Very.
lochnessseammonster:

WiJohn: Do it
Ferisar: hey Adam did you dodge the blue attack
betweenmyself:
This is a modern game, should have gone with “80084” 
saucemaster5000: it was milk
dashiestand: Like a dozen eggs
YFiddler: really?
Sethalidos:
anyone who uses words with more than two sylables 
Ferisar: LMAO
tdapenguin: I just got here -- how is it that game is being played when it's only 42min into stream?
lamina5432: antigonizing is adams way of life
accountmadeforants: @tdapenguin The new chairs made them faster
BusTed: that's why he immediately drowned too
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Lockraemono: big feet
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Ferisar: it's the 90s everyone was like that
betweenmyself: Mr Heavy Foot investigates murder
tdapenguin: @accountmadeforants Fancy!
7gorobei: @tdapenguin bc did away with PST
itira:

quasi79fu: Gojira cometh
BusTed: hahaah
Sethalidos:
why is the stream shaking? 
matthaus_c: gotem
MacbethSeemsSus: "time to sneak" *clop* *clop* *clop*
Dog_of_Myth:

Darleysam: he can hear it in both ears
Lockraemono: stop bullying baby adam
Nigouki: wooooooooooooooooow
Ferisar: he's walking NORMAL
niccus: when you walk away, we can hear it say
quasi79fu: Bigfooot walketh here
loufghyslaufey: Excuse me, gotta take this
ghyllnox:

saucemaster5000: it doesn't help when you say fee fi fo fum
itira: @saucemaster5000 10%
dashiestand: I mean he do kinda sound like the dinosaur from toy story
lamina5432: perfectly fine walk pattern there
xantos69: Hey Adam... Have you ever been to Tokyo? I'm pretty sure I saw you on the news there terrorizing the population.
betweenmyself: Grindin all them bones to make his bread
ErynTzun: 170142
betweenmyself:

n3ther: he has never forgotten
itira: wasnt me
brainbosh: So that's your intrusive thought huh
lamina5432: permanent ingrained thought
itira: shhh shhhh
Ferisar: have you ever been to toke-d-ayo
quasi79fu: didnt he get a key?
loufghyslaufey: That's a Dan Croll single...!
BusTed: 😬
tdapenguin: @saucemaster5000 You gotta keep going to 'grind their bones to make my bread' that brings the extra fear
Ferisar: toked*
Ferisar: fuck
WiJohn: Does the key have a number on it/
TomatoKigu: oh yeah the key
zippChip: toy story t-rex intrusive thought
famousstranger: Adam has to climb down a beanstalk everyday to get to work
loufghyslaufey:
Never Made my innerbitions KNOWN... 
quasi79fu: hhahahahaha
Ferisar: how big the stalk tho
Dog_of_Myth:

MacbethSeemsSus: @famousstranger In the snow!
itira:
very good 
ghyllnox:

Spades_Slicc: Isn't Adam's intrusive thought Jar Jar Binks?
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Lockraemono: couple times a week
QuixoticScrivener: over how long of a period?
Ferisar: have you actually climbed into the window
matthaus_c: is the beanstalk single
dashiestand: He a tiny big man
RathmoreTV: "Fee Fie Foe F&ck!" - Adam
saucemaster5000: my neighbor once saw me climbing through the window and laughed
n3ther: how recently
FauksStarling: Can Adam not have downstairs neighbors because of those steps?
n3ther: lol
QuixoticScrivener: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #8922: "This thumb didn't do shit in that corner Adam." —Jacob [2024-02-23]
quasi79fu: loook we made progresss
Ferisar: BEN
ghyllnox: F
betweenmyself: Like L3?
quasi79fu: L
quasi79fu: Omg Ben
loufghyslaufey: @Spades_Slicc I assumed it was always that Award-Winning novel about "HOLES"...
Metalupis: Fall
betweenmyself: Or down on the left stick?
matthaus_c: you pressed L alright
itira: Im sure that doesnt look strange at all
BusTed: cash money
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MAPBoardgames: Jank controls and fuses. Must be Let's Nope.
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quasi79fu: we found money yay
quasi79fu: we are rich
betweenmyself: But did you try L3?
Ferisar: look at him go
MacbethSeemsSus: Too much drift
lamina5432: someone reporting, theres a guy with big feet robbing a ground floor apartment
Dog_of_Myth: Weird
ErynTzun: My place of bizniss
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:29.
Lockraemono: I wish someone would backseat me at work tho it'd be v boring for them
saucemaster5000: they reserve the right to refuse service
xantos69: So right streamer. But hey if you ever did want to show up at my work and judge me that would be honestly kind of fun.
Mr_Horrible:
fuck right I'm an hour ahead of moonbase now 
Lockraemono: huehuehue
Dog_of_Myth:

Sethalidos: speaking of business is LRR able to write off the fertilizer for Adam's beanstalk now?
ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible me too i forgor
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible happened to me too
MAPBoardgames: Same, Mr. H.
quasi79fu: hahahahaha
Lockraemono: alright alright alright
ErynTzun: Click the stick should be more specific
Ferisar: arf arf arf
BusTed:
@Mr_Horrible
we even had a signalis mention earlier
lamina5432: yeah it's only 7 pm right now for me
ButButTheJesus: i'll probably forgor next week too
Mr_Horrible:
it's PISSING me off, Robert... 
nicolebarbaraann: Youre making remy mad >:(
quasi79fu: cujo angy
MacbethSeemsSus: Did the sign say "drink lola"?
queen_glizzabeth: two dollars!!
BusTed:
@nicolebarbaraann 
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quasi79fu: scawy can
queen_glizzabeth: Riches
Lockraemono: wow wtf
Ferisar: beans are good!
matthaus_c: beans are so good
SplittingImage77: Beans Arangaran
saucemaster5000: beans are a delight
ButButTheJesus: @nicolebarbaraann is he looking for the virtual dog
lochnessseammonster:

MAPBoardgames: Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the less you have friends.
lamina5432: I got that from the non bean chili
quasi79fu: how is that calendar sleazy?
nicolebarbaraann: Hey chat I have something to say
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Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: @BusTed I'll have to peep the vod (also have to do my yearly playthrough still)
nicolebarbaraann: Ben=feet
quasi79fu: Im listening Nicole
Sethalidos: Adam, are you projecting?
zippChip: magic beans
darkcyril: But have you ever publicly stated you *aren't* into feet, Ben?
BusTed: That feels like a Home Improvement reference
quasi79fu: LOL nicole
Mr_Horrible:
he's collecting these emotes 
nicolebarbaraann: Ben<3feet
saucemaster5000: ben rewinding the beginning of a monty python episode
matthaus_c: he doesn't main Juri to avoid the allegations
SplittingImage77: Slime feet
ButButTheJesus:
Ben
feet ?
Lockraemono: or that you're short
Dog_of_Myth:

bobthefatcat: scrip dune
MWGNZ: #teamNicole
Ferisar: friends with ben...feet?
ladyjessica: The Monty python food
Ferisar: doesn't work
queen_glizzabeth: ben has fewer than 3 feet
quasi79fu: scribi dooon
betweenmyself: Or Ben less than 3 feet
MAPBoardgames: Ben is less than three feet
Lockraemono: he's less than 3 feet tall
ladyjessica: Foot. Dammit
Mr_Horrible: it's less than three, streamer
Mr_Horrible: this is old internet shit
Scy_Anide: She's saying Ben has 3 feet
Lockraemono: fewer
gualdhar: look, what red-blooded Canadian doesn't get excited at som lovely feet?
ErynTzun: 03-NOV-2026
Mr_Horrible: this is your peepaw domain
silenceaux: It's Nov 11 in game? Interesting.
Dog_of_Myth: ayo
gibbousm: If you have 2 feet, you have a great than average number of feet
ghyllnox: Steal it from an amputee
Mr_Horrible: "up your ass"
betweenmyself: Imagine having three feet… You’d be so stable!
The_Color_Twelve: everyone know about second foot but what about third foot
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible same thought lmao
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh no I'm late to Let's Nope, curse you daylight savings!
lamina5432: ben being outed
Lockraemono: just wear skirts
quasi79fu: meat
BusTed: think how fast you could run
Dog_of_Myth: Or kilts
MacbethSeemsSus: Tripod stanced
raulghoulia: skirts
quasi79fu: long pork
Ferisar: skirts solve this
lochnessseammonster: skirts
7gorobei: where is the 3rd leg attached?
RealGamerCow: muu muu time
brainbosh: All kilts
ghyllnox: A la "3 legged man, 2 legged woman, 1 legged fool"
Mr_Horrible: Also I'm gonna warn you guys right now you *may* like this better on mouse & keyboard
FauksStarling: Win your own three legged races
SplittingImage77: Two Legs One Hole
lamina5432: get pants with a tail hole
Mr_Horrible: "The guy with the foot on his penis"
ErynTzun:
@Sapphic_Shenanigans you get to come in to where they're actually in the game and don't get on the spinner wheel list 
Mr_Horrible: "DAMMIT!"
quasi79fu: body
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait you know Ben? How's he doing?
Lockraemono: no
ghyllnox: Spider
Mr_Horrible: only over longer distances
letfireraindown: share the work
saucemaster5000: millipedes aren't fast
brainbosh: Thats why we can't have 3-;legged chickens. Can't catch them
RealGamerCow: bookitybookitybookity
lamina5432: think how fast centipededs are
Manae: If you take a four-legged animal down to three legs, it does slow down
xantos69: LOL I did that in a D&D campaign once. The DM threw a sphinx at us and asked a weird riddle about number of arms, so I just polymorphed myself to meet the riddle then said "me"
betweenmyself: When you saw only one set of footprints and a solid line between through the sand, it was because Ben was carrying you.
letfireraindown: legs add muscle
quasi79fu: welll why does Sonic run so fast then...He goes on two legs
matthaus_c: once you get in the flow in a 3 legged race you never want to feel bipedal again
BusTed: ol' skittering ben they calls 'im
Ferisar: the runner
SplittingImage77: you’d be stable as heck like those drillers in the Matrix
quasi79fu: it stood up
slamaham: Toe Jam and Earl. Proof 3 legs fast
Mr_Horrible: zombies that can work doors, PNW got the smartest zombies
horrorlad: great job dude, that was eddie velvet
quasi79fu: zombbbbiee zooombieee
Mr_Horrible:

horrorlad: i assume
quasi79fu: in yourrrr headdddd
Ferisar: what's our character's name
ButButTheJesus: in yourrrr heaaaaad
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saucemaster5000: we'd balance telescopes on Ben's head
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: "I'm like the michael phelps of sumo"
n3ther: dang Adam...
matthaus_c: the kind that's easy to type
Lockraemono: that's a canadian number
Scy_Anide: You're calling Hugh Jackman?
darkcyril: He was a real early adopter of the phone.
RealGamerCow: Klondike 555
MacbethSeemsSus: I do like the rotoscope animation look of the game
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betweenmyself:
Sorry sir, we have to constrain that advantage of yours. Can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier? 
Lockraemono: I'm speaking facts
gibbousm: Crimson Bear is my drag name
saucemaster5000: yeah they don't have phones in canada
Sethalidos: you ever notice that in zombie games no one ever knows what a zombie is at first?
TomatoKigu: afaik Canada is under NANP same as the US.
MAPBoardgames: I Canadian number? Is there an A after each digit?
Mr_Horrible: incredible
Ferisar: well this is the 90s they weren't invented yet
GasCityGaming: man, remember when Saskie had one area code? good times.
Ferisar: :^)
quasi79fu: ever feeel like a plastic bag in the windd
Ferisar: please see :^)
Scy_Anide: That dude is fit he just lifted himself up over the wall no problem.
Lockraemono: Night Of It
DrasonSpike: zombies are old old
ErynTzun: It would be so cool if numbers were till names followed by a number, but I am glad there's no more need to have party lines.
raulghoulia: Marvel has the copyright for decades
gibbousm: 1968 Night of the Living Dead, George Romero
quasi79fu: Theyre coming to get you Barbaraaaaa
famousstranger: Great film ^
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar brother you're gonna be saying that so much during this
Mr_Horrible: prepare
AMuseOfFirebane: I think the phone had a spare save coin in it?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
ever heard of a guy called Jesus? Checkmate 
ghyllnox: Per Wikipedia, "The English word zombie was first recorded in the 18th century"
Mr_Horrible: "Stamina Economy, must be a soulslike"
e_bloc:
6666
Lockraemono: the guy whispering is so creepy
gibbousm: due to copyright shenanigans, Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain
bbblehh: I remember hearing somewhere that zombies were orignally from African folklore? Unsure how much similarity with the modern interpretation there is though
lochnessseammonster: it's in the name
RealGamerCow: it's in the name
saucemaster5000: woah woah woah
e_bloc: get used to "the door is opened from the other side"
Ferisar: the door's opened from the other side.............
bobthefatcat: bonk all DAY
gualdhar: wait Adam's a Longsword main now? god damn I looked up to you
n3ther: you think you know someone
Desruprot: Great = Great
MacbethSeemsSus: trident or bust
quasi79fu: originally zombies were just people who were uhhm hypnotized and had no control of their actions...it wasnt later taht it was turned into being about undead people
quasi79fu: i feeel awkward
ladyjessica: White zombie is the first movie to have a zombie in it but it was more of the mind controlled dead.
e_bloc: money laundering
ghyllnox: Modern zombies are ~1950 onward
WiJohn: Wait it was just a sheet?
Lockraemono: show the tax returns
saucemaster5000: miak
tdapenguin: @quasi79fu Interesting!
ButButTheJesus: "One of the first books to expose Western culture to the concept of the voodoo zombie was W. B. Seabrook's The Magic Island (1929), which includes a purportedly-true paranormal account of zombies being forced to work on a Haitian sugar plantation."
lochnessseammonster:

SplittingImage77: long sword, more like dongsword amirite
Mr_Horrible: it was those bits or a handful of magic beans, Adam
e_bloc: I'm an accountant
Ferisar: you can do it ben
saucemaster5000: magic beans are how adam climbs through his window
ladyjessica: I remember doing a deep dive on the history of zombies in university
ghyllnox: Tendons yo
Ferisar: tendons be tending
CrossXhunteR: can adam do a vulcan salute
RealGamerCow: do the spiderman
SplittingImage77: Speaking of gun hands, you got me into wrest
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 climbing up the stalk with his cinnamon bun in his mouth
SplittingImage77: t,
silenceaux: All four fingers
Ferisar: shoot them with the horns magic missile
saucemaster5000: you say the magic words "pew pew"
ghyllnox: Flip em the bird, "magic missile!"
quasi79fu: i... i dont know if it was ok to point out history...i dont know social rules of chat..
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Lockraemono: ben can we go back to the same thai restaurant in atlanta
raulghoulia: I miss when Naruto was about the hand signs
e_bloc: peace sign magic missile
SplittingImage77: Speaking of gun hands, you got me into wrestling with AEW, Adam
Mr_Horrible: the same way we do every night, Pinkey
Lockraemono: ben no stop playing I'm speaking to you
Ferisar: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: all his apes, gone
SplittingImage77: sidewalk slam haha
Lockraemono: excellent ty
Sethalidos: magic missile only needs a vocal component of Abracafuckyou so you're good
Lockraemono:

Lockraemono: dayummmm
n3ther: haha
xantos69: That has real "Quiet 3's a 10 is talking" energy.
n3ther: the directness
lamina5432: so busy for some reason
Ferisar: 9 to 9 wtf
Mr_Horrible: you know he's gonna try to do that to you on your next home stream, Ben
matthaus_c: good joke Adam
Mr_Horrible: and he'll get huffy if you don't notiice
SplittingImage77: I think it was COVID and you and Graham were chatting about AEW and Orange Cassidy
Lockraemono: nein to nein
Sapphic_Shenanigans: You'll never know now Ben, you'll forever miss that great joke.
lochnessseammonster:
@SplittingImage77 that bit was so good 
betweenmyself: Repeat your joke and *then* explain it to maximize the humor
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: so bold
niccus: you were alive during covid? what was it like?
CrossXhunteR: i like to call it the pandeezy
Lockraemono: one digit is important
SplittingImage77: But did you live
Nigouki: but did you get your boosties this year?
Mr_Horrible: that's a yellow square, brother
lochnessseammonster: i just got my latest covid booster last week
Astramentha: We still are, get boosted everybody 💙
e_bloc: without going over
lochnessseammonster: and flu shot
Mr_Horrible: no
CrossXhunteR: 12345
x0den: 2 yellows , the 5 also
MacbethSeemsSus: 38759
raulghoulia: Adam had 2 numbers right. he also said 5
matthaus_c: 387 5309
Lockraemono: 69696
Ferisar: make it a riddle chat
Spritz_T: that's what phone cameras are for
quasi79fu: 38759
lochnessseammonster: now he's batman!
Mr_Horrible: brother I've been a prima donna forever
Mr_Horrible:

Lockraemono: won the bus
betweenmyself: 867 530 NIIIIIEEEEYIIIINE
n3ther: the power has gone to his head...
0x6772: 28467
saucemaster5000: he won a batman grappling hook
Peter_Chordash: Ben would have won $2 in Encore
Ferisar: max bussy
Mr_Horrible: the replica batman grappling hook thingiy
lamina5432: mr horible did some good quotes in the end credits
RealGamerCow: I got my pins and blind box bus today. The little bus is awesome
n3ther: @Mr_Horrible yoooo
lochnessseammonster:
@Ferisar 
n3ther: that is so cool
e_bloc: oh that was really cool
Mr_Horrible: dunno, ain't arrived yet
BusTed: bruce timm
Ferisar: @lochnessseammonster thank god you read it and knew what it was
Mr_Horrible: also if you think my apartment can handle that indoors you're wild
zippChip:
@Mr_Horrible 
The_Color_Twelve: I once saw my name go past on the winning spin. That's as close as I've been
Lockraemono: huehuehue
lochnessseammonster:
@Ferisar i'm gonna think about that name for the rest of my life 
Lockraemono: any big guys.......
n3ther:
lumberjack 
Orlantia: Adam has lost too much weight to be a bear
SplittingImage77: Tall big otter. giving out rocks and shii
quasi79fu: stud?
Metalupis: what is Adam's fursona?
gualdhar: I believe they're called hairy giraffes
matthaus_c: bearscape
Loa_Ayizan: Nah, not a bear. On the way to Silver Daddy though
Ferisar: the variety is impressive......
quasi79fu: Ommg Ben
famousstranger: Nelly is bear energy
SkylerRingtail: I'm gonna go with...capybara
Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster truly one-tapped by ill circumstance, poor kid
horrorlad: its him the crison bear
e_bloc: 1
betweenmyself:
Every bear whatever there was 
Mai_Andra: We All Bears
Lockraemono: a flying bear
n3ther: A random bear appears
Desruprot: we just can't bear it
saucemaster5000: why are shopping for pants at the bear! store
ContingentCat: Adams tall he's not Big
Sethalidos: depends if it's a black bear or not
raulghoulia: what about Owlbear?
Mr_Horrible: "This bear had to take the metro into town!"
MungoDude: ok now listen to me completely
RealGamerCow: When I saw a small bear down the road from me I literally said "Weird dog."
MacbethSeemsSus: How many bears in trees before you freak out?
Spades_Slicc: What kind of bear?
gibbousm: depends on where I am. In the woods? 3+ or 2 adults. If I'm like, at home a single bear is concerning
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: If I saw 1 bear in the UK I'd scream
lamina5432: just die I guess
CrossXhunteR: introduce yourself. wouldn't want to be rude
zippChip: are the Grizzlies coming back to Vancouver?
n3ther: it's gotta be friendly. it's in the friend zone
quasi79fu: whats worse a Bear or a MOose?
ErynTzun: Depends what kind of bear
BusTed: find it some salmon
ButButTheJesus: turn 360 an walk away
Mr_Horrible: "Graham did you order a bear?" "Yes, go high-five it"
Orlantia: A bear in the friend zone? Fuckin' leave, bro
lochnessseammonster: leave. like when cam sees a dog
e_bloc: get eaten by a bear
MungoDude: you got to whistle for the ber
Loa_Ayizan: Ben is a bear actually
ContingentCat: Clearly they're a friend that's why they're in that zone
FauksStarling: RIP Ben, he tried to high five a bear.
Ferisar: man ben's a dodging guy
Mr_Horrible: he's angry because his socks are wet
BusTed: damn, so smooth
Nigouki: *writes down "send live bear to Mail Time"*
CrossXhunteR: these guys really suck at hitting you
quasi79fu: wtf was that
MacbethSeemsSus: uppies! uppies!
BusTed: the limitations of 2d
betweenmyself:
Is the D-Pad not an option? 
Orlantia: Ben need uppies
Sethalidos: ah yes the rare basement dwelling nope
quasi79fu: hahahahaha
CrossXhunteR: just gonna walk that one off
famousstranger: 1234
quasi79fu: i dont think that was a bear
Orlantia: That was way too many bears
Mr_Horrible: Ben please, this hotel relies on that kitsch for their livelihood
quasi79fu: vandalism
saucemaster5000: gimme something to break!
ClickWizard:
It could be 834 then whatever R would be in number 
Rhynerd: Too many bears? Smash ‘em with a knife
e_bloc: some game dev needs to make an early lock that opens to literally any combo just to blow players minds
famousstranger: Who is Mo and what does he have to tel me
CrossXhunteR: no, it's 5
Mr_Horrible: it's 6 for y'all
CrossXhunteR: oh, boo
brainbosh: I'm so confused about time zones now
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna be mad about this for a month, give or take
Mr_Horrible: I'm no longer on moonbase time
bbblehh: How does it feel to live in the future
CrossXhunteR: does it change when you move off the island
MacbethSeemsSus: You guys are only an hour off central, it's weird
ContingentCat: You're an hour closer to me for a bit
saucemaster5000: yeah horrible and I have to tranlate times for the first time
SplittingImage77: I grew up in Hawaii, the first time I heard about Day
SplittingImage77: ight
Mr_Horrible: no, Ben is right
Orlantia: The US switched back to standard time this past weekend. It's weird seeing you an hour early
e_bloc: it is no-lie going to mess up my schedule for a while
Ferisar: daylight shitters time
Mr_Horrible: this is growing pains, but it must be done
BrowneePointz: Adam is based
Loa_Ayizan: Boooo daylight savings
lochnessseammonster:
the rest of us need to ditch it too is the problem 
Goombill: The one good thing Alberta has done in a while was to also choose not to change clocks
lamina5432: ben is preaching
saucemaster5000: okay then the world also has to adopt to writing the date correctly
BrowneePointz: Military time
itira: 24 hour clock
ghyllnox: Army time
SplittingImage77: I grew up in Hawaii, the first time I heard about Daylight Savings time was playing Pokemanz on the GBA, I think it was Silver
e_bloc: Adam spitting some timecube
BusTed: what about metric time
FauksStarling: Every time is 8
ContingentCat: Yup
Sethalidos: *slow clap* ggod job Adam
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I’man hour late and I legit was confused why. But agree DST is annoying.
Ferisar: footsies
Mr_Horrible: bro has Luke buttons
SplittingImage77: The zombie hits like it’s slam dancing to MCR
Mr_Horrible: holy shit
matthaus_c: what's this guy's frame data
lochnessseammonster:

raulghoulia: that fight caused a small fire
Strebenherz: the disrespect
LordZarano: True metric time: It's 0.723 day
gualdhar: turn down for what?
Lockraemono: more hhherbs
Mr_Horrible:
crack open that Orange Youc 
Orlantia: Listen here @LordZarano
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam "Sundial" Savidan
Ferisar: it's a bottle!
raulghoulia: they cant make rent now
Mr_Horrible: they turned tail and ran, Adam
Mr_Horrible: our cash now
n3ther: that somebody might not be alive anymore
FauksStarling: That was probably that zombies last $5
lochnessseammonster:

Ferisar: yo the reload king?
Mr_Horrible: we got phone calls to make
Rhynerd: Flood might’ve gotten to it if you didn’t
betweenmyself: Zombie needed that money to do their laundry
Mr_Horrible: shoot the bear it's invading the friend zone
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n3ther: a Winner is You
TomatoKigu: Strange prize
Orlantia:

Mr_Horrible: aww, I wanted a plastic spider ring
n3ther: imagine if zombies could shoot guns
Sethalidos: annnd Adam just jinxed Ben
matthaus_c: the ferry guy is still here, you gotta kill him to protect your score
Mr_Horrible: Victor just revving up every chainsaw off screen
Mr_Horrible: then handing it over and patting them on the back
Ferisar: have you jonxed him tho
Kramburger: Ben jinxed Ben
raulghoulia: just like he kinxed Patrick Stewart
Strebenherz: doubts
DuskSpikeY: RE 9 had zombie shooting guns
Kramburger: The konkler?
7gorobei: but have you janxed him?
Sethalidos: press F to doubt
SplittingImage77: jinxtaposition
Lockraemono: what
ErynTzun: WAT?!
Kramburger: SOCIAL credit
Mr_Horrible: brother
goombalax: Go Bulls
Rhynerd: It costs $5
TomatoKigu: Two coins, cost five
Mr_Horrible: girl, the tariffs
Lockraemono: we're all inebriated
BusTed: what is this, a load of laundry?
lochnessseammonster: we're rusty
saucemaster5000: spelling is for bees
Rhynerd: We tired
lamina5432: eepy
Ferisar: they taxed our digits
Dog_of_Myth: Bus happened
Kramburger: The economy is in shambles
MacbethSeemsSus: L key got banned
Mr_Horrible: @Lockraemono ooh wait I got beer in the fridge
TomatoKigu: Bus took brain
SplittingImage77: senioritis
n3ther: It's a seasonal thing?
ContingentCat: Words are hard
hackingducks: it's election day. brain is mush
Rhynerd: Time has changed, bus has happened. Soelling gard
betweenmyself: Kinx sounds like a PS1 mascot platformer
matthaus_c: it's shrinkflation's fault
Sethalidos: storm here is fucking with my joints
Mai_Andra: My brain shut down in 1999...
goombalax: @Sethalidos yeah its bad for me here too
Mr_Horrible: lowkey they do it in a great way
Dog_of_Myth:

SplittingImage77: There was that Winx Club or whatever
Ferisar: the door is opened from the other side.....
Strebenherz: LOL
MacbethSeemsSus:

TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Nahhh November is officially the start of “loop back after the holidays” season. Brain is allowed to be mush
lochnessseammonster:

n3ther: boom he said the line
quasi79fu: hahahahahaha
n3ther: that line reading is infamous
Desruprot:

Kramburger: They could have just said it's locked but NO
matthaus_c: modding that into Dark Souls rn
Mr_Horrible: stamina management and one-way doors
Mr_Horrible: just need parryslop and this could be a fromsoft game
quasi79fu: Dont dead open inside
itira: and oomba cheeze
raulghoulia: sounds like Ben needed to sneeze
n3ther: @Kramburger had to add a bit of ~flair~ to it
SplittingImage77: slam dancing zombies
Dog_of_Myth: Ben....
lamina5432: Ben...
MacbethSeemsSus: you wield that box cutter like an axe
Mr_Horrible: that is the face he makes, yes
n3ther: that's the part that gets Ben lol
Kramburger: @n3ther Maybe it's a shout-out?
Mr_Horrible: I'm seeing double, 4 Adams
itira:

Ferisar: elmo you can't melee everything in life... FUCK YOU OLD MAN
BusTed:

CrossXhunteR: yoink
LordZarano: @Orlantia It's actually 0.759 days in PCT right now
Mr_Horrible: "no dog food for Walker tonight..."
n3ther: @Kramburger honestly could be. horror genre loves their references
matthaus_c: these zombies have JP normals
betweenmyself: “Five dollars five dollars five dollars… Hey, how much for that Whiskey?”
Dog_of_Myth: Woo Duck Tape
saucemaster5000: rocko's a rock!
Mr_Horrible: bro just chomping on some sunchoke
Ferisar: i didn't find this....
Ferisar: fkk....
Mr_Horrible: Snoreier
saucemaster5000: cleric tho
matthaus_c: better than rogue
n3ther: But a Druid can be a warrior+
MacbethSeemsSus: Boomchicken!
BusTed: Somebody's got to take the bullet
Mr_Horrible: god I almost wanna trying tanking with this big galoot
lamina5432: trying shamen, so lets see
Scy_Anide: I played rogue long enough to know that cloak of shadows is a gift from god.
Dog_of_Myth: ook ook
n3ther: I like the WoW Orc look
Mr_Horrible: zug zug muthafug
lochnessseammonster:
these are not the reasons to hate druids 
lochnessseammonster: bears and cats are great
raulghoulia: done building ship
MacbethSeemsSus: okey dokey
Scy_Anide: The half second of full immunity that used to be on cloak of shadows was baller.
gualdhar: Ben, its ok, some people don't understand aesthetics at all. It's not Adam's fault he's beauty-blind
Mr_Horrible: bear form druid great
Mr_Horrible: just a big fella tanking for you
lochnessseammonster:

n3ther: rawr I'm a bear
betweenmyself:

Sethalidos: Adam just likes the tusks :P\
n3ther: ewww
gualdhar: damn straight, Warlock represent!
Sethalidos: pet class FTW
Lockraemono: tru
MacbethSeemsSus: *sigh* I just finished installing Forever......
Mr_Horrible: damn, the iframes
saucemaster5000: p p p p
matthaus_c: parnets
Darleysam: parnets
Lockraemono: uhm
Lockraemono: ???
itira: waow
lochnessseammonster: wooow
NightValien28: oh no
Sethalidos: grr Adam smash when wrong
Ferisar: adam... don't make her play warrior in vanilla....
itira: warrior is so fkn boring XD
Lockraemono: she'll play 10 minutes and quit
NightValien28:
could be worse, she could play hunter 
quasi79fu: waarrrriooors come out and plaaaayyy
gualdhar: hunter is a pet class!
0x6772: Which X-Files episode is this?
Lockraemono: whoa
lochnessseammonster: damn
Ferisar: ben's huge wife
ghyllnox:

nicolebarbaraann: Well I mean if ADAM wants me to
WiJohn: Beeeg wife
FauksStarling: Ben's giantess wife
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ghyllnox: BIG wife
YFiddler: big wife
Mai_Andra: big if true
n3ther: just rubbing it in lol
Ferisar: classic warrior experience is great with priest
Ferisar: alone it sucks ass
Lockraemono: my favorite
Mr_Horrible: I almost want to do this now
n3ther: warrior is maybe the fastest with a +1
Mr_Horrible: I love miserable leveling experiences
MacbethSeemsSus: Solo warrior in vanilla was painful
Ferisar: LMAO
Lockraemono: okay
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matthaus_c: lmaoooo
BusTed: 👀
Dog_of_Myth:

lochnessseammonster:

n3ther: this druid slander won't stand!
Ferisar: yooo
Mr_Horrible: locktober's over, Ben
lamina5432: I am a noob so will be interesting to play wow for the first time
Ferisar: WHAT?
Mr_Horrible: no locks allowed
n3ther: mean it is
FauksStarling: Double pets!
SirMorek: them the rules
BusTed:

Ferisar: you calling buns racist adam
SkylerRingtail: "And you're clearly incapable of being mean, so..."
Mai_Andra: The only druid forms I liked are Zandalari trolls, And Forever doesn't have those.
n3ther: all warlocks I've known have been super chill
brainbosh: Man a pug warlock would be great tho
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Ferisar: 100%
Ferisar: pug DHs are insane
Ferisar: all of them
Sethalidos: keyword there Adam PUG
Lockraemono: dayum!!!!!
Sethalidos: all PUG groups are full of shit gibbons
Larkonus: I don't play WoW, but I feel like demon hunters are probably like 90% edgelords who think Illidan is the coolest character ever made.
YFiddler:

Lockraemono: just giants
lamina5432: Giant 8008135
Fancy_frenchman: @LoadingReadyRun No like scared to miss the stream lol
Dog_of_Myth: Two smarty people here
lochnessseammonster: giant wife
MacbethSeemsSus: "and our other human features"
Darleysam: loud shoes
Lockraemono: my magnum holds more
Mr_Horrible: no, you only *have* 2 bullets
CrossXhunteR: 2/5
BrindleBoar: derringer magnum
Ferisar: you know what works on padlocks ben
Sethalidos: Adam does have the Innsmouth "look"
Lockraemono: it's me
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: and they both have special rings
YFiddler:

Mr_Horrible: "I's on break"
n3ther: Ben and Ben got it
Fancy_frenchman:
2 very smart, very funny. very handsome, totally human people 
Mr_Horrible: fish-person
BrindleBoar: fishmen
Spades_Slicc: Means you look like a fish
Ferisar: it's the fish people town
gibbousm: Fish people
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna return to the sea, champ
goombalax: Nuts insmouth gottem
Lockraemono: your tentacles
lochnessseammonster:

matthaus_c: you look like a fisherman who would turn into a fish
betweenmyself: Like an abyssal horror
Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed:

BrindleBoar: whomst among us
raulghoulia:

lamina5432: The silver fox
MacbethSeemsSus: fishman-esque
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Like a handsome fish
Mr_Horrible:
Innsmouther who can't swim 
Ferisar: LOL
Lockraemono: ben did way better at it
n3ther: haha
betweenmyself: Belopa!
YFiddler:

xantos69: He is not, not a fish
Sethalidos: SO AUSPIOUS!
hackingducks:

Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
spethycakes: ~auspicious~
matthaus_c: my man's ready to be a Pelagic Grouper
lochnessseammonster: auditioning for role of grouper
ghyllnox: "Can you make a fish face? Yeah you look a little like a fish"
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Ferisar: more of a dolphin
BusTed: wow you both went with grouper
gibbousm: Praise Belopa!
spethycakes:

itira:

Mai_Andra: auspicious
n3ther: for smooching and fish impersonations
lochnessseammonster:

Spades_Slicc: If it makes you feel any better it means you'll walk with the elder gods when the deluge comes
JKBalch: It's the Bensmouth look
nicolebarbaraann: I mean adam you can then out if you want
calculated_uncertainties: There was that time where he was a fish
Lockraemono: ???
Lockraemono: fish out??
Lockraemono: ohhh
nicolebarbaraann: *you can test them out if you want*
FauksStarling: Hot out eat the food
Dog_of_Myth: Now kiss
nicolebarbaraann: For science!
MacbethSeemsSus: Did gus type that?
n3ther: yall are both within distance
ButButTheJesus: science!
matthaus_c: of in the fish lips of out hot kiss the fish
lochnessseammonster: kiss your homies
gualdhar: wait, Yaoi? in my wholesome zombie game stream?
YFiddler:

BusTed: like a sack of potatoes
lochnessseammonster:

Ferisar: 5 bullets for 1 bullet
Mr_Horrible: really like that they do this
Ferisar: incredible
ghyllnox: Sure is
WiJohn: Given the thunder of your steps I'm sure it will be impressive
lamina5432: I expect a good wilhelm from adam when he falls
Mr_Horrible: think of the savings Ferisar
Mai_Andra: Was there anything in the box that was padlocked?
Nigouki: it's pronounced Yah-weh
Mr_Horrible: no you didn't
matthaus_c: lmao
Lockraemono: a whole word just for big hands
ghyllnox: Bro
Mr_Horrible: shut the fuck up
Dog_of_Myth:

matthaus_c: you did Not
Mr_Horrible: shut UP
YFiddler:

Scy_Anide: Does that mean yuri is small hands?
n3ther: is this ragehbait?
Darleysam: why do they call it fishing when you fish in the line fish out catch the fish
betweenmyself: How else they gonna hold that Paddle?
Mr_Horrible:

Dr_fragenstien: to be fair, that's the only thing anyone's ever explained to him
Sethalidos: Adam
gualdhar: X to doubt
BusTed: here's the stream now
Lockraemono: no
hackingducks: trollin'
FauksStarling: Got them Guado hands
Mr_Horrible: @n3ther it's fuckin workin
NightValien28: omg
zippChip:

Buxx345: adam is a certified warrior player with that misunderstanding
NightValien28: we must teach him
Saintnex: Adam, Adam pls
raulghoulia: versus yuri
Lockraemono: BL big lhands
AMuseOfFirebane: i believe him
lochnessseammonster: i believe it
Mr_Horrible: I'm hitting you with nothing but ??? for the next 7 days Adam Savidan
n3ther: and Yuri is the girls
CaptainTeo: Got them yaoi hands.
Dog_of_Myth:

ghyllnox:

n3ther:

NightValien28: ouch
Sethalidos: oh Adam you sweet summer child
The_Color_Twelve: Not beating the donkey kong allegations
ghyllnox: Yuri on Ice, however, is not yuri
Juliamon: Yuri has it's own tropes.
RatherLargeToad: Yuri is more long legs
Lockraemono: this is a good school
Juliamon: legg
Darleysam: just a guy called Yaoi Hans
ContingentCat: Look girls are different.
zippChip:

RealGamerCow: I am amazed Beej didn't teach you on RoadQuest
YFiddler: Wasn't Yuri the feet character?
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Mr_Horrible: biggest "he don't got internet" moment
n3ther: true this is Beej's failings
Ferisar: adam continues to be the honorary lesbian
Lockraemono: gramma
JoannaTastic: Adam fighting the boss in Super Smash Bros: "damn this is some good yaoi"
Dr_fragenstien: well now that he knows it's about boys kissing will he be seeking it out?
goombalax: Nana your business
Mr_Horrible: that's just that mangaka's style, to be fair
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ghyllnox: Nana Nana Nana Nana Batman
ErynTzun: That is very funny that Yuri on ice they have long legs but it makes sense for an Anime about figure skating
Dog_of_Myth:

Dr_fragenstien:

ghyllnox:

matthaus_c: LMAO
Ferisar: lmaooo
DeM0nFiRe:

betweenmyself: Master Hand
n3ther:

Mr_Horrible: 10%
MrSarkhan:

ContingentCat: @RealGamerCow Clearly we need road quest 2 for his education to continue
n3ther: Yaoi??? right here
betweenmyself:

matthaus_c: Master Hand yaoi would slap
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh man Master Hand and Crazy Hand!
Saintnex:
Master yaoi 
lochnessseammonster: i can't wait for jordynne to see this
SquareDotCube: going yaoi wowie
Dog_of_Myth: Some good clips tonight
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matthaus_c: hey Ben there's a coin in that phone if you want it
Ferisar: in the ddddirt
Dr_fragenstien: why did she say it like that
gualdhar: why does she sound like a 1-900 operator
Mr_Horrible: "I need a key"
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm getting a weird g-man vibe from her
quasi79fu: sexy lady voice
0x6772: Disco Elysium ass NPC
xantos69: @Dr_fragenstien Because that is how people talk when they are about to manipulate you.
hackingducks: @gualdhar psychics are standing by, just call
lamina5432: This is a voice to choose
quasi79fu: then she poisons us
YFiddler: unusual pronounciation
zippChip: but what size are her hands
Sethalidos: main char's pic looks like Daniel Jackson from Stargate
BusTed:

InconsiderateHat: 6671, got it.
matthaus_c: 6671
RealGamerCow: the word's got boo in it, they're scary
YFiddler: so right
lamina5432: 6671
Lockraemono: 6969
hackingducks: 6677
matthaus_c: that's a lot of power
Mr_Horrible:
imagine reading the text of the game you're playing 
Lockraemono: god did
n3ther: It's not much but it's honest work
Saintnex: Our bois are too busy thinkin about yaoi hands
lamina5432: Good mouth feel
ContingentCat: It's a fun word and boobs are fun
MacbethSeemsSus: That feels very 90s
Nigouki: once in a while, when it's funny
spethycakes: bewbies
Dr_fragenstien: 8008135
itira:

betweenmyself:
@lamina5432 
Isaac3567: Went to a burlesque show on Halloween, one of the dancers had ghost shaped nipple pasties. I appreciated the pun
Lockraemono: shrivel inducing
Mr_Horrible: call James and ask him to spell "cool"
Dog_of_Myth:

hackingducks: why are they both bird words is the real question
n3ther: ewww
YFiddler:

RealGamerCow: Keep it up and you're going to have the first and last game in the PPR again Ben
ContingentCat: @lamina5432 Hehehehe yeah they do
n3ther: as the kids say, that would give the ick
Juliamon: in my house it was 'bookees' when I was a baby and I've never understood why
matthaus_c: this is why he books your PPRs like that buddy
Dr_fragenstien: if I had a girlfriend I would 100% be hitting her with that
Saintnex:
This convo is getting weird 
BusTed:
@matthaus_c 
Dr_fragenstien: just to see her reaction
ContingentCat: And that's when Ashley changes the locks.
quasi79fu: oh hai juliamon ...hugs..you are amazing..ive been good
Lockraemono: there is
Juliamon: hihi quasi!
BusTed: 🐘
MacbethSeemsSus: Yes
Mr_Horrible: I watched the movie in latch key but that was it
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Mr_Horrible: it wasn't *in* French but it was a French IP
betweenmyself:
Babar was so big he had his own show on HBO 
Juliamon: I remember being terrified of Babar
ContingentCat: I loved Babar
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I killed a man
zippChip: the last time I saw Babar was on cable tv last year in the fall
matthaus_c: has the tear tattoo to prove it
Mr_Horrible: they used to call me Mr_Good
Lockraemono: boo..bies
goombalax: I loved babar, it gave me a lifelong love of elephants
ContingentCat: Babar gave me my first existential crisis
Mr_Horrible: before "it" went down
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BusTed: hup
betweenmyself: Please do not mix the bewbs and doo-doo
Mr_Horrible: I do really love how they let you apply things laterally
Sethalidos: Adam's got birds on the brain
itira: the bear!
Mr_Horrible: but to answer your question, Adam, latch key is a term for before/after school programs for kids
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I had forgotten about Rupert
hackingducks: was that the mouse-looking dude with glasses?
lochnessseammonster: rupert was great
ContingentCat: Yeah the bear in a turtleneck
Mr_Horrible: basically where kids would go if their parents' work schedules didn't line up with school hours
ContingentCat: With a scarf
Lockraemono: I am NOT upset!
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n3ther:
yep 
zippChip: Rupert was the reason I started eating broccoli as a kid
BusTed: Don't write down that I was upset
Lockraemono: rip
Lockraemono: byebye
BusTed: enjoy
n3ther: wink wink
spethycakes: On this dy, BusTed was upset
tehfewl: it could be
lamina5432: It can be both
Mr_Horrible: "Pork rind?" "Porgrine"
Mr_Horrible: that scene will live in my head forever
matthaus_c: @hackingducks you know, big hands
GasCityGaming: Making popcorn, anyone want some?
Juliamon: pork rinds are such a weird term to me. pigs aren't fruit or veg, they don't have a rind
hackingducks: @matthaus_c ahhh gotcha.
Juliamon: just call it skin!
hackingducks: but a pigskin is a football
Mr_Horrible: I guess they thought "rind" was less of a putoff?
Mr_Horrible: strange either way
NazTMann: @Juliamon "A tough outer covering such as bark, the skin of some fruits, or the coating on cheese or bacon. The external covering or coat, as of flesh, fruit, trees, etc.; skin; hide; bark; peel; shell."
matthaus_c: all food is just a metaphor for other food
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NazTMann: The definition of "rind"
betweenmyself:
@Juliamon Pork Rinds are where all the fiber is found 
Juliamon: are there any other animal skins we call the rind??
hackingducks: it's just fat fried in fat.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, now I want pork crackling thanks, but also I am late due to visiting some very good friends and NOT LOOKING AT ELECTION STUFF
eric_christian_berg: Mmm, cracklin's
hackingducks: there aren't a lot of other animals whose skin we routinely eat, so I guess not.
matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig hope you're having a chill night!
GasCityGaming: See cracklins sound freaking delicious compared to rinds.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Genuinely it's been amazing so far
ErynTzun: Secret podcast
Sethalidos: mic's hot
e_bloc:

MacbethSeemsSus: Sure are buddy
Sethalidos: Ben's secret podcast
matthaus_c: Adam's asking the real questions
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FauksStarling: Eyyyyy Adam
n3ther:
shouldn't have let him know 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the betrayal D:
lochnessseammonster:

e_bloc: I don't believe Adam for a minute
Lockraemono: huh
quasi79fu: hhahaahahhaah
betweenmyself:

n3ther:

xantos69: $1000. That is their problem not mine.
n3ther: every day??
raulghoulia: I need to see the million first
Juliamon: Some people PAY to have that
GasCityGaming: Sign me up brother
Sethalidos: money first
e_bloc: Buddy id do that for $100
Lockraemono: $1mil total or every day
FauksStarling: Do we get the million every day?
frameshifty: do they come to you every day?
lochnessseammonster: sex work is work
matthaus_c: I'd do it for 10k but don't tell them that
n3ther:

lochnessseammonster: that's a good rate
ErynTzun: Seems a bit extreme
e_bloc: No way
7gorobei: do you have to give back the money if you cant fart that day?
brainbosh: no its much less
hackingducks: nah
MacbethSeemsSus: "I
lamina5432: Depends on the hitman
ghizmou: Depends on how good of job you re looking for
n3ther: this is a dangerous thing to speculate about lol
Juliamon: a whole warhammer army??
GasCityGaming: Like..
lochnessseammonster: depends on the hit man
betweenmyself: In this economy?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: in this economy? I could see it
e_bloc: Look up people arrested, you can get it done for 5 figures
TomatoKigu: I assume it depends on the target and the method
Nigouki: Adam people get busted all the time trying to buy a hitman for under $5k
Sethalidos: 500 for some crackhead would do
n3ther: Hmm
MacbethSeemsSus: "I'll throw in a Denny's coupon as well"
ghyllnox: Yes, that's the point of a hitman
Joecool190: you get what you pay for
Thefluffiestguineapig: I started re-heating dinner, the fuck are we talking about?
Scy_Anide: Hitmen are suspiciously cheap, because they're cops looking to catch people.
Mr_Horrible: I completely missed what the hypothetical here is
0x6772: By news stories about contract killings that include the amount of money paid.
eric_christian_berg: A carton of cigs and a quart of pork fried rice.
Mr_Horrible: yeah you kinda don't wanna skimp on that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 Same
TomatoKigu: So hitmen for under 5k are cops, got it
DeM0nFiRe: It's shockingly low. David Ortiz survived a hit attempt where like 7 people were gonna share 8k
BusTed: hired goons
e_bloc: Yeah gooning is cheap
raulghoulia: hitmen are cheap. assassins are expensive
StillPondJosh: Get some Fiverr-ass hitman who just flicks the target on the ear and runs away
johnnylongtorso: @BusTed hired goons?
matthaus_c: 100k could hire a low end paramilitary group
tehfewl: hired goons?
SquareDotCube: What I'm hearing is, Ben should play the newer Hitman games
Sethalidos: sorrry cat
lamina5432: Could almost buy a house in Victoria
Lockraemono: plz
hackingducks: shame about those silly conspiracy charges that'll make you only able to spend your money at the prison commisary
e_bloc:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam...........
n3ther:
Shameless behavior 
Mr_Horrible: it's only free if you're dryjacking you freak
n3ther: hahaha
MacbethSeemsSus: Maybe Adam shouldn't be left alone for week
ghyllnox:

betweenmyself: *whistles inconspicuously*
hieroglyphica: Go back Adam, it's not safe here
matthaus_c: you leave a man without Let's Nope for one week
Sethalidos: brings new meaning to Let's Nope
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mulligan2six: Gun Adam likes them yaoi sized guns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gooning is not what you think it is
lochnessseammonster: i did!
BusTed: did you dilly up adam
cackleshanxtv: Gooner Adam is too powerful
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was watching DB!
Lockraemono: da baby
Strebenherz: respectfully adam, that was the most "my dad has learned the new lingo moment" you've had so far
Mr_Horrible: I was lurking in a non-supervising capacity
lamina5432: I multi tracked adam and DB
raulghoulia: jangles keys
e_bloc: Is he gun baby or goon baby
hieroglyphica: He's just a little guy!
spethycakes: the bebé
e_bloc: Nothing because it's locked from the other side
Mr_Horrible: FirstTimeChadder
matthaus_c: Gooner Adam would get over in GCW
Thefluffiestguineapig: How has the game been so far?
n3ther: I can never go back to being a first time chatter :'(
Lockraemono: ur welcome
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's good! Weird change
e_bloc: This game would be 100x easier if you just approached every door from the other side
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Hey, this isn't W+P where the expectation is toilet games
Mr_Horrible: ben hasn't had to pass the controller to his big bro yet
matthaus_c: boobs or bewbs
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: that Turner, always good for the bit
betweenmyself: That was some aggressive white noise
Mr_Horrible: this is how Americans react to startling stimuli, yes
0x6772: tactical sound effects
johnnylongtorso: he's got crumpled up water bottles in his pockets
Mr_Horrible:
stop breaking the fuckin doors 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Except for those of us who are terrified of the ones who react like that, as one of the ones hiding with my cats
ErynTzun: Don't go down the rabbit hole
Lockraemono: we all are
betweenmyself:
Hole
Nigouki: aww shit, is this a Shining situation?
0x6772: You don't want to drink from the rabbit hole?
lamina5432: All the secret zombies
MacbethSeemsSus: "That's the laudanum kicking in son"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Alice and Wonderland?
Mr_Horrible:
surely there's no other inspiration for this game 
betweenmyself:
EDDY VELVET!?! 
YFiddler: creepy
Mr_Horrible: "I'm only 5'5", I can't be his biggest fan"
e_bloc: man I could go for some egg salad
Lockraemono: oh
BusTed: what's wrong with a sandwich in a tupperware container
Ferisar: hmmm
Juliamon: uhh
Morrigan9: pardon
xantos69: Phrasing
betweenmyself: Excuse me
n3ther: always do the double back
Mr_Horrible: I wouldn't put it like that, sir
MacbethSeemsSus: The horse is a bit forward
tehfewl: if they start dark souls laughing, you have to kill them
Ferisar: edward velward
e_bloc: I don't know if I want to watch this show considering
Lockraemono: take a seat
Mr_Horrible: Velviv Devoue
YFiddler: goty
BrindleBoar: hawp
betweenmyself:
I feel that buck head behind the bar is mounted a bit low on the wall. 
Mr_Horrible: stop slouching, Walker
Kramburger: Oh he's so moody
matthaus_c: that ed velvet cake
BusTed:

MacbethSeemsSus: They said the thing!
shendaras:

Lockraemono: into me
gibbousm:

horrorlad: name of game
horrorlad: game name
horrorlad: gname
quasi79fu: that was only the prologue?
e_bloc: either you take a ride to the stars or the stars take a ride to you
matthaus_c: hell of a day in the holodeck
betweenmyself: K
Ferisar: spines
Mr_Horrible: excellent work, everyone
lamina5432: That was a good song to end on blowing my ears
ghyllnox: Oops fell asleep
kingandcommoner: oh good, Godzilla didn't make me miss all of it
itira:

lochnessseammonster:

MacbethSeemsSus: gname name game
Mr_Horrible: game of names
matthaus_c: game: named
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who smells toast and/or brownies?
Mr_Horrible: DUHHHHH duhhhh DUHHHHH duhhh duh duh duhhhhh
gsyhiap: I was waiting for it to end up at "gn"
Kramburger: oooh builds?
BusTed: trinkets and baubles?
e_bloc: darkest dungeon
Lockraemono: just pick it up
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Mr_Horrible: I was literally doing that, yes
lochnessseammonster:

BusTed: I can hear it
Mr_Horrible: not even joking
lochnessseammonster: duuuuuuhhn
Mr_Horrible: had to count out the beats
Dog_of_Myth: His magnum opus
Mr_Horrible: if you knew me that well you'd have already banned me, sir
matthaus_c: the magnum opus caliber was actually invented as an accident
Mr_Horrible:

betweenmyself: Name Game: Silver Pines, Silver Pines bo Bilver Bines…
Lockraemono: highly... saught after
Lockraemono: sought too
lochnessseammonster: i think so
Isaac3567: Yes they're illegal
FauksStarling: We need Gun Adam to tell us
MacbethSeemsSus: way more popular than gnawed-off shotguns
GamerCat88: how goes the spooky times this evening?
Lockraemono: no u
Mr_Horrible: nuh uh they're neat
BrindleBoar: I think the only point of a sawn-off is to make it easier to conceal?
Mr_Horrible: just very dangerous
lochnessseammonster: sawed after
e_bloc: pass the sugah
betweenmyself: “He’s have some duh-FICK-ilty, uh, reaching the saught.”
Mr_Horrible: the handyman's secret weapon
shendaras:

lamina5432: Sawda fta
YFiddler:

Lockraemono: and bake
Mr_Horrible: a certain Jenny say "Kwah"
lochnessseammonster:

DeM0nFiRe: They know French
YFiddler: french
saucemaster5000: they make an okay dressing
SnackPak_: France is popping off
betweenmyself: Fight the power and all that
MacbethSeemsSus: Students are pissed about school and their future
Sethalidos: I mean it's kinda in their blood
GamerCat88: they got their baguettes and are taking to the man
hackingducks: more places should be like France.
Mr_Horrible: France riots over the tiniest things [complimentary]
7gorobei: dont threaten the french pension system
dungeonmasteralek: Comboing off on the bourgeoisie
e_bloc: so is a rachael the worst while a rubeun is the best
ErynTzun: Thousand island was my favorite as a kid
Mr_Horrible: they tried to raise the retirement age by 2 years a while back and basically the entire government got threatened
GamerCat88: how many islands did they go to... to get the recipe
SnackPak_: so many islands
Juliamon: I liked thousand island as a kid. I don't know that I've had it since then though.
MacbethSeemsSus: My newest dressing, Thousand and One Island!
e_bloc: you have to like thousand island, its part of a reuben
lochnessseammonster:
my dad would make that joke 
hackingducks: inflation coming to condiments near you
Mr_Horrible: Adam patenting "1001 Island Dressing" and just going "owned owned owned owned"
matthaus_c: did you know the last guy to be guillotined in France could have seen Star Wars
ContingentCat: I think thousand islands is too much I like hundreds islands
Mr_Horrible: probably shouldn't be doing lean on stream
Sethalidos: @Juliamon if you've had a burger with secret sauce you've had Thousand Island
GamerCat88: throw them around
Lockraemono: poots
SnackPak_: yeah, gotta break em in
lochnessseammonster: lean finds a way
FauksStarling: @ContingentCat If we could get like.. Several Island dressing
Lockraemono: you poot
betweenmyself: Gotta get Chris Jericho out here with his list of a thousand and THREE islands
GamerCat88: joust with them
Mr_Horrible: just a normal red tunnel
e_bloc: first someone pays you a million dollars
matthaus_c: hello Sister Splinter
Lockraemono: tentacle baby
MacbethSeemsSus: E-Day looks weird
YFiddler: big glove?
betweenmyself: Island #1: Choke Hold
Mr_Horrible: the rotoscoped character sprites are a nice aesthetic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c There's no obnoxious ads
Mr_Horrible: properly dreamlike
BusTed:

matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig you spoke too soon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Yeah, I did
betweenmyself: Island #2: Arm Bar
betweenmyself: Etc etc
Mr_Horrible: boss is spawning those adds so they can kneel down behind you to push you over
shendaras:

BusTed: yoink
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Mr_Horrible: my favorite keepsake, Corroded Iron Ball
Lockraemono: okay prot warrior
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: is that why you stand in void zones all the time?
Lockraemono: wake up sleeper
Lockraemono: u look asleep
e_bloc: dead men shoot no bullets
lochnessseammonster: the best removal is player removal
Mr_Horrible: La crame of la crop
Lockraemono: ben ulmer
Mathwyn: DPS is healing! Adam screams as he is kicked out of the raid
matthaus_c: Kevin Kevin
YFiddler: Shoe Boxes
Lockraemono: the names have been pretty good
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben Gineering
MWGNZ: Twitch Partner
iris_of_ether: BB for short
FauksStarling: Beachball Brian is a gnome for sure
Haroldholmes25: +2
BusTed: I did roll up Bus Ted
Lockraemono: let's have one family surname
lochnessseammonster:

YFiddler: like the jimmies?
MacbethSeemsSus: Pickle
lochnessseammonster: based
ButButTheJesus: Sephiroth67 Ball
shendaras: Wii sports team
betweenmyself: Adam’s a sleeper so be careful not to say his trigger word, rutabaga… Oh shit.
mulligan2six: Volley Ball the hunter
e_bloc: blue
matthaus_c: there's an NBA player named LaMelo Ball, reality is unserious
Mr_Horrible: our raid group, with tanks Bocce and Pickle
lochnessseammonster: at work?!
ghyllnox: At WORK dude?
ContingentCat: And they shall call you The Ball Boys
DeM0nFiRe: It's a bega that isn't polite
eric_christian_berg: Man, I just made stew with rutabega last week and it rocked.
BusTed: nothing, what's rutebega with you
Kramburger: It's a shop when you buy things, sometimes has a cat in it
Mr_Horrible: the guild is called "SPORTS!"
saucemaster5000: a beggar for rootahs
hackingducks: what's the rutabaga with you?
lochnessseammonster: what's a rutabaga with you?
quasi79fu: a root vegetable
MacbethSeemsSus: Schweddy Balls
ErynTzun: Swedish turnip
hackingducks: @lochnessseammonster same braincell
betweenmyself: Adam walking off to grab a rutabaga
Sethalidos: guyild name is just SPORT!
Lockraemono: oh no
lochnessseammonster:
@hackingducks

Mr_Horrible: the vod watchers
0x6772: Adam broke the chair?
shendaras: The future
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Considering Ian is having TTSF later this week that wouldn't be the weirdest thing he might have in the kitchen
betweenmyself: Chair’s still intact, so all is well
lochnessseammonster:

eric_christian_berg: They are also called 'neeps' in Scotland, which is just an awesome word.
e_bloc: only on my asshole of a brother
MacbethSeemsSus: @betweenmyself I give those chairs 10 days max
Lockraemono: omgg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Golf could be a member of your guild
BusTed: 🤔
YFiddler: ben was the kid getting snitched on
Sethalidos: KITTY!
BusTed: adam had armor
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitty in game!
saucemaster5000: if graham said the sky was pink would you believe him?
lamina5432: Graham is always right…
Vonbane: Dad said i'm allowed to be in here
quasi79fu: kitty
ButButTheJesus: kitty
BusTed:

Juliamon: friendly cat!
iris_of_ether:

saucemaster5000: what if the caid said "hi"
ghyllnox: Pet that cat!
iris_of_ether:

Mr_Horrible: love da cat
ErynTzun: Kitty! >^,^<
uneactrice: Game good
Nigouki: people who immediately talk to cats like they are human are automatically trustworthy
MacbethSeemsSus: You can't pet the cats in Galactic Racer and it drives me crazy
Sethalidos: pet cat confirm, game good
lamina5432: That was some good purring
ErynTzun: @Nigouki I have to talk to them and give them a meow back
Mr_Horrible: "I know there's weird static zombies out but I need to talk to this cat like he's an old pal" - Walker (and he's right)
Lockraemono: is this sheriff stephen king
0x6772: Who is this main character to be doubting creature attacks?
Mr_Horrible: what if he came to you and said he saw two owls?
Vonbane: maybe it was a raccoon
0x6772: He just shot a plant thing coming out of the ceiling!
Mr_Horrible: a creature feature, featuring the creature
ButButTheJesus: egads! a creature!
betweenmyself: I’m super cereal you guys
lochnessseammonster:
great start 
Mr_Horrible: "I am deadass right now, friends"
kingandcommoner: Ben/The Creature 50000 words Enemies to Lovers
BusTed: fr fr
matthaus_c: enemies to lovers rules
Lockraemono: huh??
lochnessseammonster: no it's great
Juliamon: that one slaps
Mr_Horrible: brother SO many people love that
e_bloc: enemies to lovers is everyone's favorite
Lockraemono: enemies to lovers is EXTREMELY popular
ghyllnox:

BusTed:

YFiddler: do you operate the ferry by yourself in bc?
matthaus_c: Adam you are tanking your rating with the lesbians if you besmirch enemies to lovers
Mr_Horrible: it's tags it's all down to taste
kingandcommoner: it's right behind "only one bed"
Mr_Horrible: well no one is right now, Ben
ContingentCat: Eyyyyy
Lockraemono: cuz ur SO wrong
Juliamon: to emphasize it obvs
Strebenherz: aint reading it now, ao3's down
Lockraemono: yes
ghyllnox: emPHAsis
Lockraemono: I'll come up there and beat you up
Mr_Horrible: no lies detected, streamer
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: first person on gets to drive, but the second person on has to run the grill at the white spot
Mr_Horrible:
his name's "Walker" not "Swimmer" 
MacbethSeemsSus: Your character sank like a stone
itsr67: howdy
Lockraemono: I almost knock ur coffee out ur hand before
Lockraemono: I'll do it
felipepfn: In Rio if you get in the Ferry with guns you can operate it by yourself
Lockraemono: knocked*
matthaus_c: cybersecurity things
itsr67: php thing yeah?
shendaras: =(
e_bloc: php
BusTed: down for maintenance
ghyllnox: Maintenance
brainbosh: down for a massive rehaul
Talin06: pHp patching
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
they're observing no nut november 
Juliamon: they went down for updates (NOT PHP, they don't use PHP)
saucemaster5000: not the tablets!
ghyllnox: Patch + update
Mr_Horrible: no, it's down for maint and probably patching either security or scraping issues
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itsr67: perv tablets
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rosesmcgee: You've made a powerless enemy this day, my friend
brainbosh: 2 weeks of maintenance
Sethalidos: gonna be down for all of November
kingandcommoner: for 2-4 weeks
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Juliamon: people are losing their damn minds over it
Strebenherz: i think it went down the same day or like a day after patrick stewart passed
SnackPak_: cataloging smut is very important
Mr_Horrible: they closed it down to clear out all the wattpad kids
Mr_Horrible: getting out the spray
lamina5432: Its probably not been fixed up in a long time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone clip that so Jordynne knows
e_bloc: too much Adam Savidan smut created in one day
ghyllnox:

mulligan2six: Every good smut has a "down for maintenance" arc
ContingentCat: Gotta clean up the dirty stuff
Ferisar: just one of those days
Sethalidos: insert obligiatory No nut November joke here
hackingducks: @ContingentCat that's wattpadd not ao3
matthaus_c: the fanfic community will literally go back to scrawling on parchment before installing Wattpad
kingandcommoner: @lamina5432 It goes down fairly regularly; this is a security patch
saucemaster5000: maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but no day...
zippChip: apparently AO3 is down because of hackers
e_bloc: I have a no-nut allergy
Athelgar: you've made a powerless enemy, but if i team up with the deadly slug from the Panalists prompt...
Mr_Horrible: I would recommend giving a try to mouse & keyboard with this, esp if your controller is drifting
hackingducks: yeah i thought i read they had a 'security incident' and they took their stuff offline to clean & patch...
Vonbane: have we called 80085 yet?
jhmv: any practicioners of non stop nut november
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do we need to find this guy?
ContingentCat: Really rough for those also doing locktober
BusTed: @Vonbane you know it
e_bloc: that's our job
matthaus_c: the snail is immortal
ArtDecoSunburn: Is "Silver Pines" like "Wayward Pines," but more silver-y?
kingandcommoner: the snail is immortal
saucemaster5000: what if you get a lot of salt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jhmv Please hydrate?
schordash: adam it's day 3
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: put that sucker in a jar
dungeonmasteralek: Snail cannot be killed
dumbo3k: Put snail in jar?
kingandcommoner: without touching it?
e_bloc: those snails are endangered
dungeonmasteralek: You will eventually slip up
dragonwarrior000: Bag of cement
MacbethSeemsSus: I assume it's like "It Follows"
quasi79fu: what if you have salt?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat I hope you got permission to unlock that
schordash:

Mr_Horrible:
I ate a nature valley bar yesterday, I've already failed 
ContingentCat: I'd just put it in a terrarium and keep it as a weird pet
matthaus_c: the snail is more about making you uneasy with the thought it's always trying to make its way toward you
saucemaster5000: what if I get a restraining order
betweenmyself: Surround yourself with conveyor-belts rolling away from you.
Mr_Horrible: nah, the chewy ones
Lockraemono: they're delicious
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 It has been demonstrated those are non-enforceable
Lockraemono: a delicious mess
Mr_Horrible: the crumbly ones I eat in a bowl, realtalk
ContingentCat: The crunch is great though
Mr_Horrible: gotta catch the shrapnel
gibbousm:

Juliamon:

Lockraemono: tell serge he did good
Vonbane: here's a box of sticky oats
Thefluffiestguineapig:

e_bloc: Serge just doesn't think you know
Mr_Horrible: the crumbly ones have been good snacks for hiking, the few times I've done it
EdibleDragon: Welcome to Let’s Nope’s newest sponsor: Nature Valley!
NotCainNorAbel: I like those bars, the choice of do I make a mess or do I also happen to make a mess
Juliamon: I remember someone one year giving those out for trick or treaters
e_bloc: not in the bad way, just in the 'says things out of pocket during monikers' sort of way
saucemaster5000: it doesn't help when you eat like the cookie monster
rensti14: they’re good in a bowl with milk.
ContingentCat: Maybe you'll use it for a LRL thing
ArtDecoSunburn: Seeing the game protagonist wander in the rain -- did anyone ever play any of the "Oscar Lake" foreign language teaching mystery video game?
lamina5432: He need that gritty tone
RealGamerCow: Nature valley bars are okay when you're outside and can just let them crumble on the ground
quasi79fu: hahahahaha
e_bloc: nature valley will pay you 1 million dollars to smell your farts
betweenmyself: Nature Valley bars are dangerous while hiking; that’s leaving a trail for the snail to follow.
saucemaster5000: why not donut november
quasi79fu: that line killls me
YFiddler:

matthaus_c: a locked door is so chaste
hackingducks: the only nature valley thing I've ever eaten are those crumbly granola blocks... and they're honestly not bad
The_Color_Twelve: I thought it was never stop nut Nov
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Oh, I need to find a good donut place around me
MacbethSeemsSus: Edward Velveteen?
e_bloc: I missed the first hour of stream on a date, fucking DST
hackingducks: they closed the good donut place in palo alto :c
horrorlad: eddie velveee baybeeee
Mr_Horrible: stop zeroing in on the rabbit's holes, Ben
lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah
ArtDecoSunburn: @MacbethSeemsSus Is he cheesy, or a rabbit?
Mr_Horrible: what do you think this is, Limsa?
Mr_Horrible: that's a lotta rope, champ
RealGamerCow: I got things to do
Vonbane: that's some tantric shit right there
e_bloc: 3 minutes
e_bloc: tops
jhmv: maybe that's a live bit
BusTed: dehydrated
Mr_Horrible: get sponsored by Gatorade
e_bloc: how am I supposed to piss
MacbethSeemsSus: The cramping would get intense
saucemaster5000: too bad I have to go to bank bank ouuughhough
Vonbane: doesn't Sting have like week long ones?
e_bloc: sting was into tantric sex
hackingducks: @Vonbane that's the joke because he's into tantric stuff
e_bloc: it's like gooning with a friend
BrindleBoar: nail guns old and busted, get me a snail gun
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
matthaus_c: don't get hit don't get poisoned, it's easy
TomatoKigu: Imagine if your local vending machine had that in it
lochnessseammonster: uh oh trinky
ArtDecoSunburn: Is the red bird like Sam Spade's black bird statuette?
Mr_Horrible: GROW UP
BrindleBoar: how long did he come?
Mr_Horrible: FUCK
xantos69: Are we still doing phrasing?
matthaus_c: the box... you opened the box...
e_bloc: he said he would pay me a million dollars
Mr_Horrible:

zippChip:

lochnessseammonster:

matthaus_c: oh so he can come but we can't go
saucemaster5000: what's with the big cat picture
betweenmyself: “The Girl in the Water” by M Night Shamalan
brainbosh: Teeny little superguy
BusTed: I remember that
rosesmcgee: From Sesame Street?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sting was into "sex is no longer about fun" sex
Vonbane: i know that reference
EdibleDragon: Fraggle Rock
johnnylongtorso: his theme song is a banger
matthaus_c: it's like Ben's never been on the internet
GasCityGaming: I love teeny little superguy!
ContingentCat: What
BusTed: stop motion
ArtDecoSunburn: @saucemaster5000 Game studio couldn't get the rights to "Dogs Playing Poker" ?
saucemaster5000: doesn't know yaoi but this specific character...
CastleOtranto: Good reference, streamer!
Vonbane: banger song
Lockraemono: whoa
lochnessseammonster: true
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
BusTed: haha
lochnessseammonster:
just like me 
e_bloc: explain gaping then
itira:

xantos69: Mark the day and mark the time.
lamina5432: Small a hole though
matthaus_c: taller side of average confirmed
saucemaster5000: vrolik in shambles
Mr_Horrible: this was an op the whole time, Adam
Scy_Anide: It's true, the smallest thing is a butthole.
schordash:

Mr_Horrible: everyone pack up, we can go home
Sethalidos: after ten thousand years Ben is FREE!
lochnessseammonster: you can be average and still the short one ben
schordash:

UtilityPunk:
Ben's not even that small, he's just this small 
The_Color_Twelve: that's why he comes down the beanstalk
e_bloc: am 6'5", yeah everyone is small
gibbousm: someone play the clip from SF Twitch Rivals
Mr_Horrible: you're the dictionary definition of "galoot", Adam
matthaus_c: surrounded by ankle biters
betweenmyself: Adam busting out the reference from 1982 makes up for not recognizing ~90% of current internet culture.
Sethalidos: ADAM LOVE CHUNK!
SnackPak_: yeah, that checks out
YFiddler:

Vonbane: he's like Andre the Giant
shendaras: Rich, full life.
lochnessseammonster: adam are you calling me mean?
ErynTzun: No idea what average even means because it varies between countries
itira: Adam thinks everyone is mean
lochnessseammonster: it's great
Mr_Horrible: you just being a full head taller than literally everyone else
e_bloc: so true
ghyllnox:

NotCainNorAbel: Seabats is sooooo talll
lamina5432: It was such a good pic but so funny
Mr_Horrible: Sajam on record as "dude big"
hackingducks: oops all wolverines
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SnackPak_: Adam is used to being that tall
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc My dad was 6'7" , my mom was 5'2". My house was an in-between place.
betweenmyself:
It’s all just forced perspective trickery, Adam’s normal height 
saucemaster5000: sajam on record as "that's the mayor"
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a 5'0" person I think a lot about how short I am because of how everything is designed
lochnessseammonster:

SnackPak_: Average Ben
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn ha, my wife was 5'4". still is actually, just not my wife anymore
Vonbane: is Ian like Lurch tall?
Nydestroyer: lol fell asleep watching is this your card and now I am here. Hello
n3ther: everyone is too tall in my eyes
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I know Bear has that clip triple-laminated
kingandcommoner: average just means you're too short to be tall
ContingentCat: Surrre Ben
n3ther:
I'm only 5'5 though so everyone feels too tall to me 
NotCainNorAbel: By this account Adam was mean to Bill
Juliamon: Is that why you have a large wife Ben
bv310: I'm pretty tall at 6'4ish, and I have had to look up at two people in Magic: Adam and Marshall Sutcliffe. It was genuinely kind of fun
MacbethSeemsSus: "Aren't I so fucking nice!?!"
n3ther: hahaha
ErynTzun: My dad was tall but I don't know him, my mom says she is 5ft tall but she's just under it. lol So I had to reach everything for her.
BusTed: damn
n3ther: TELL ME I'm not MEAN
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig You're ideal height for an astronaut or fighter pilot!
Lockraemono: !
Mr_Horrible: was he tender about it?
Mr_Horrible: ain't he married?
SnackPak_: good for them
BusTed: that's my mayor
e_bloc: 6'5" is the perfect height, so many things are like 6'6" high
shendaras:
That's our Mayor. 
Nigouki: I think at this point I've fell asleep during every LRR evening stream at least once, except for LRL
n3ther: lucky
Mr_Horrible: we all popped the fuck off
matthaus_c: you weren't gonna live it down anyway
Mr_Horrible: we were leo pointing
Mr_Horrible: Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc There's like a small person's size difference between you.
SnackPak_:

lamina5432: We now have a nickname etched for eternity
lochnessseammonster:

MacbethSeemsSus: I dunno, you can probably embezzle a lot from flub city
raulghoulia: I wasnt paying attention. Adams a mare?
loufghyslaufey: Should chat... stop saying that, Adam?
NotCainNorAbel: Have you seen who the mayor of NYC is? got to work up to things
Nydestroyer: mayor donkykong
n3ther: at least you're a mayor...
e_bloc: in the no-title world, a king is king
Mr_Horrible: he was just appreciating Tripod Attack! Ben, c'mon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn What? That can't be true, I know I'm the ideal height to ride large ponies
SnackPak_: it stuck cause its stupid
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Except for flying non-bulkhead coach.
loufghyslaufey: Or uh, "mare"? (shrugs)
Mr_Horrible: he's the Mayor of Earth
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Vonbane: was that a Final Fight reference?
BusTed: tru tho
rosesmcgee: Mayor of flub city isn't so bad. He could have said "Seabats really shit the bed"
Raincoast_Bear: Cap'n Adam, Nope Bro and King of the Doofises.
Mr_Horrible: you were literally just saying "I want people to have more cool names for me, like The Mayor"
Mr_Horrible: and then we called you that and you immediately regretted it
betweenmyself:
Better to reign in Flub City than serve in… Never Wrong… Ville 
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fighter pilots are ideally short. Better to fit in the cockpit.
YFiddler: cursed voyage
BusTed: They have two R-rated movies
Mr_Horrible: no hit run, starting now
e_bloc: we're going to need a young yeoman and an old yeoman
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArtDecoSunburn Sure short but I'm also legally blind and have been since I think 5th grade
matthaus_c: capcom nerf his normals
loufghyslaufey: Scorese ruined half the cinema he doesn't even think about AT ALL. Just with that dummy meme & all over Marvel.(!?)
lochnessseammonster:

ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pony riding sounds fun. I'm only 6'1" and I doubt I'd get to ride a pony.
gibbousm:

Mr_Horrible: pay to win game
gibbousm: prices in video games make no sense
BusTed: we could also get a donut
saucemaster5000: the whole quarter bag
loufghyslaufey: I don't even want to type that Martin's name right over his hubris making it worse for everyone but himself.
betweenmyself: Playing Water World the Arcade Game
Nydestroyer: Its a hotel that sells the keys in a vending machine
Mr_Horrible: incredible that Walker doesn't alert more enemies with all these quarters jingling in his pocket
rosesmcgee: If you mess with the safety mechanisms
e_bloc: not really
Lockraemono: did you not watch final destination??
Mr_Horrible: it goes decently far, iirc?
Nydestroyer: I think you have to like take a safty off some of them
dumbo3k: Most nailguns have safeties built in so you can't shoot them
MacbethSeemsSus: Yes, they're dangerous
xantos69: Hell yes. If you remove the safety.
e_bloc: not unmodified
ghyllnox: Depends
matthaus_c: $20 for a key is stinky, but $20 for a nailgun?
TomatoKigu: Every nailgun I've used has had safety mechanisms to prevent it
itira: theres a safety feature on it
Nigouki: it can absolutely hurt you or others
shendaras: They usually require you to be pressed against a hard surface to fire.
BusTed: the hardware documentary final destination
saucemaster5000: guess what the destination was
ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, I can't speak to that, but I'm sure you'd be a better pilot and person than some of the jerk test pilots I've met.
Mr_Horrible: Adam like "naw I only play on Battlefield and Town & City"
Mr_Horrible: Ben stop watching Verity you've seen it 8 times
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 the sequel
Mr_Horrible: you can just go see RE
Nigouki: it's too easy to override the safety tbh
kingandcommoner: you might be eaten by a grue
7gorobei: yes you have to disable the safety but a nail gun will shoot a distance
Nydestroyer: stanced up with the nail gun
Sethalidos: it's usually about 15-20 PSI firing the nail
couchboyj: Well respected documentary Final Destination, well known for its realism and groundedness
betweenmyself: Nail gun too reliable for ranged combat, gotta use the KLOBB
Mr_Horrible: I don't know *why* I find that bit so funny
matthaus_c: big wife is a strong reason
Mr_Horrible: but such is life
Nydestroyer: Logtrucks are deadly
Lockraemono: go watch a movie you peasant
saucemaster5000: you can see every destination
BusTed: they shouldn't
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c simply pick up the Little Ben and take him to the movie
Lockraemono: time changed
lochnessseammonster: i know someone the logtruck thing has happened to
Nydestroyer: sorry as I stated I was asleep
Lockraemono: since when
betweenmyself: Ogling the Adam bewbs
ghyllnox: The number of poorly-secured loads I've seen, and I haven't even watched the movies, I also don't drive behind them
Mr_Horrible:
brother if I didn't pay attention to the things you said it'd be so much better for my heart 
e_bloc: I believe it is ogring
saucemaster5000: dancer of snoreal valley
Sethalidos: blame the time change
rustywir3s: lmao the hot takes
xantos69: My wife chimes in to say "Sorry I wasn't listening to the man who can crush a watermelon"
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 gottem
Nydestroyer: sometimes they feel like dancin
MacbethSeemsSus: He got real up on the mic for that line
saucemaster5000: calories
ArtDecoSunburn: @Mr_Horrible Someone in that situation is probably an obsessive Josh Hartnett fan.
abaddon2501: Triggered by dancer
Mr_Horrible:
because I laugh too much 
Thefluffiestguineapig: You probably can shoot a nail gun, the question of if you can do it accurately?
betweenmyself: Adam’s jokes are high in cholesterol
VinylMinty: Hello LRRs
lochnessseammonster: laughter is the best medicine though
Mr_Horrible: quintesson reference I knew my goat knew ball
BusTed: One of these times you'll make it to the warp zone
Nydestroyer:
wait did they really get rid of bible thump? 
e_bloc: in new game plus you get to play from the other side
VinylMinty: How are you Adam and ben
ErynTzun: BibleThump
ArtDecoSunburn: @lochnessseammonster Except for malaria. That's laughter and gin and quinine.
BusTed: nah
BusTed: Yes!
BusTed: DoomGuy for life
ErynTzun: It's still in FFZ
betweenmyself: Biblethump left over a year ago
hackingducks: PartyParrot is the real loss
Mr_Horrible: I thought they brought it back but with a diff name?
Nydestroyer: I really only watch the vods on youtube usually
Mr_Horrible: BibleThump, I mean
e_bloc: twitch does not need MIDIs
rosesmcgee: Soundtrack bangs
rustywir3s: The Rabbit Hole!
Lockraemono: huehuehue
Mr_Horrible: thank you, Adam
SnackPak_: hehehe
Mr_Horrible: we need a voice of reason on this stream
e_bloc: size king Adam Savidan
BusTed: There's multiple times where the protagonist says that this is too hard and that he should come back later
matthaus_c: you're on Mr_Horrible's side now?
Dog_of_Myth:

lochnessseammonster:
long like big hands 
e_bloc:

Nydestroyer: can you tell old people to grow down?
BusTed: And Adam defies
ErynTzun: I did enjoy being able to play wav files in IRC, but those only play if another person has it on their own machine.
shendaras:

NotCainNorAbel: time for a poll
Thefluffiestguineapig: In what way
matthaus_c: he's out of line, but he's right
betweenmyself:
@Mr_Horrible Closest Global Emote to BibleThump these days is 
Sethalidos: press X to doubt
Mr_Horrible: oh no my heart, I'm laughing too much
ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Is there an ur-MIDI song the way "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega is the ur-source of all MP3 codecs?
MacbethSeemsSus: Voice of Raisin, Adam Savidan
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: there are none so blind as those who will not see
Veste: a big jer???
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself huh, wild, I never noticed
e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn god I hope so
raulghoulia: the voice of reason needs to be up to date
Nydestroyer: Big Jer for the planet omicon percii 8
Nydestroyer: from*
ghyllnox:

Lockraemono: on the know
MTigress: oh hey Big Jer
Thefluffiestguineapig: On the Know
Vonbane: Did we call Jenny?
YFiddler: bag full of jawea
Veste: more of a voice of treason
MacbethSeemsSus: "Yeah yaoi's normal to talk about in public"
Mr_Horrible:
Adam just doing "c'est la vie" 
Nydestroyer: only on the internet
e_bloc: that's my go-to with the kid, 'thats crazy'
ghyllnox:
No you are supposed to *not* do it in polite company. We're impolite company 
Lockraemono: all 400 of them
matthaus_c: you shouldn't
Vonbane: ouch
Mr_Horrible:
you CARE us??? 
shendaras: Hmm.
lamina5432: Doubt
Astramentha: fair
Veste: ok maybe adam IS the voice of reason on this topic
ErynTzun:

lochnessseammonster:

YFiddler:

hackingducks: untrust us
GamerCat88:

lamina5432: Adam loves us
eric_christian_berg: Just you and a few hundred of your homies.
UtilityPunk: Have you seen how many of us have been muted?? Don't trust us lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you trust Juliamon?
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schordash:

mulligan2six: I'm glad you trust me Adam
The_Color_Twelve: oofta
betweenmyself: Anybody talkin smack about BL gonna catch some yaoi hands
Juliamon: good lord don't trust me
e_bloc: that is incredibly reasonabl Adam
quasi79fu: i dont trust myself does that help?
DragaFireHawk:
Clearly it's me, someone who lurks 95% of the time 
SnackPak_: if you trust one of us, you trust all of us. thats the rule
matthaus_c: I think saucemaster is trustworthy and that's it
Strebenherz: back at you tall boy
RELDnahcire:
can't be trusted to know who is trusted 
e_bloc: I think Adam trusts me
Mr_Horrible: see I've only been muted because you said "fuck that guy"
lamina5432: Lord hosk maybe
Mr_Horrible: "me? kill that dude"
matthaus_c: if you cook for a living I trust you inherently
ErynTzun:

Thefluffiestguineapig: I think people trust me to have too many facts and take things too literally
ContingentCat:

BusTed:

matthaus_c: sure sweetie
Nydestroyer: I hope this is one of those games that has an out of no where jumping puzzle thats really janky
betweenmyself: They get paid for dishing out the tasty licks
MacbethSeemsSus: Not sure how'd I'd react if I got a package in the mail from Adam saying "it's imperative you keep this safe"
e_bloc: hell's bells
YFiddler: getting the vod muted
Lockraemono: oh I didn't know those were the lyrics
Lockraemono: doesn't sound like that's what he's saying
Sethalidos: Adam who signs that?
Sethalidos: *sings
Lockraemono: "for robertooo"
SnackPak_: kill em all is maybe the best thrash album ever
BusTed: 😬
lochnessseammonster: it's a shame he totally lost touch
Mr_Horrible: @Lockraemono Sekiro reference
Vonbane: minor spelling error
e_bloc: o7
Mr_Horrible:
oops I forgot to vote (in the poll
)
itira:

matthaus_c: blasting off again
Nydestroyer: word wrong but slower
rustywir3s: minior spelling error
Lockraemono: how would I know why they wrote it that way
quasi79fu: loook chat cant spael...but can streamers reed?
kingandcommoner: it's a hiding hole, not a looking hole
Mr_Horrible: "It's not that kind of hole." all time quote
Mr_Horrible: thank you Silver Pines
itira:

MacbethSeemsSus: Roberto, my church bell
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
matthaus_c: @Lockraemono you are the funniest person in the world right now holy shit
Nydestroyer: no one else gets time but him
Sethalidos: misheard lyrics
rustywir3s: such a dainty jump
Mr_Horrible: Eggs and light
The_Color_Twelve: Mustard of puppets
Lockraemono: it was something like "time of your life"
schordash: y'all making me question my sanity tonight xD
Lockraemono: that I thought
bv310: Exit Life, Enter Rice, Take My Hand, Off to Sweet and Sour Land
The_Color_Twelve: Obey your mustard
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean the lyrics to St Anger are just *clang* *clang* *clang*
dumbo3k: what does the key you got go to?
betweenmyself: Center Knife! Fork on Right! Spoon in hand!
e_bloc: mustard on the beat, yo
Nydestroyer: Normal Wombat: Test Your flight
UtilityPunk: Hey, turn right! Eggs sit tight.
Nydestroyer: pocket sand
BusTed:

StillPondJosh: Pastor of muppets
Vonbane: can i put my taxidermy ad next to that one?
quasi79fu: youth in eyes?
loufghyslaufey: @Nydestroyer NYAH! (hissing) (snarling)
Sethalidos: @MacbethSeemsSus a trash can makes more of a echoey bang though
kingandcommoner: Pastor of Muppets is cleansing your siiinss
BusTed: Just to see if I burst into flames
Lockraemono: hm
Lockraemono: so humble
MacbethSeemsSus: Phu, give me fries! Give me taters on the side!
matthaus_c: I walk by a church on my way to the gym and it creeps me out
hackingducks: dude, I burst into flames!
rosesmcgee: Adam's Jewish?
e_bloc: my man is baptized
Veste: voice of reason
Vonbane: he's God's Perfect Idiot lol
Nydestroyer: spontaneous combustion when walking into a church would be very funny
Nydestroyer: if it was real
quasi79fu: OMg i thought adam was gonna say that he wanted to see if the church burned down if he entered
0x6772: Adam: the Voice of Reason. Also the Chosen.
BusTed: Brings you up to the front of the line
YFiddler: "gotta be this tall..."
Mr_Horrible: "God's Favorite Son? Wait that can't be right, hold on, he keeps almost cumming to a guy talking about one-way doors"
SnackPak_: braised in holy water
Nydestroyer: poker lock
e_bloc: I made it to communion
hieroglyphica: Ah, so you are merely lapsed
n3ther: showered in holy water on the daily
ghyllnox: Little maillard religion
Sethalidos: I thought that only happened to choir boys though?
kingandcommoner: I always thought the baptismal font was more of a sous vide
gibbousm: Braised Catholic, anointed in oil
BusTed:

oyleslyck: youth pastors might go meme
Mr_Horrible: Yung Pastor
GamerCat88: It is weird they don’t say and also with you anymore… it is with your spirit or something
Dethrizu: catholic it's the same except they changed some of the words to make it sound dumbbb
lochnessseammonster:
there are definitely some that would 
bv310: All Rizz, for the Liturgy of the Dab
matthaus_c: he bussin on the cross for your cap
lamina5432: A few memes depending
raulghoulia: "Let us read for Mark 6-7"
betweenmyself:
“How many of you will make it into heaven?… Six/Seven!” 
Mr_Horrible: this game at least you can still use the stuff at 0 durability
Mr_Horrible: it's just less effective
MacbethSeemsSus: "What up parishioners it's your boi"
MTigress: Adam will simply just Sommerswerd his way into heaven
ErynTzun: A young pastor, and old priest and a middle aged rabbi walk into a place of joke
rustywir3s: did this building used to be an art museum?
Vonbane: based
Mai_Andra: I've only heard "and also with you" from people meming. The recent Catholic services I've seen say "and with your spirit."
kingandcommoner: Pastor of Muppets actually sounds like a fantastic costume
Mr_Horrible: I think god actually smites you if you pull that
Mr_Horrible: Streamer Pastor
matthaus_c: Mr_Horrible knows
Kuhfeek: twitch baptism
Mr_Horrible: Baptism Stream
The_Color_Twelve: the baptism?
e_bloc: matthew 6:7 says I just whipped your ass
MacbethSeemsSus: Streaming baptisms
Mr_Horrible: during Alan Wake 2, I remember this
lochnessseammonster: classic
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible you're here too often
Mr_Horrible: synchronicity
GamerCat88: Needs to be a skit for sure
MacbethSeemsSus: No clip baptism run
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I'm watching someone else play remedy shit rn, so the sense memory is fresh
gibbousm: SHCD
Mai_Andra: Matthew 6:7 "In praying, do not babble like the pagans, who think that they will be heard because of their many words."
The_Color_Twelve: spade heart club diamond
MacbethSeemsSus: spade heart club diamond
Mr_Horrible: spade heart club diamond
mulligan2six: Baptism Any%
ContingentCat: We're christmaxxxxxing today chat
Mr_Horrible: this is the only time I'll do this
Dog_of_Myth: SHCD
Mr_Horrible: @Mai_Andra no shot
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that came from during the Pandini people were using actual squirt guns for baptisms
matthaus_c: laser targeted at us
GamerCat88: What would biddy sound like saying for Roberto …
schordash: ♠️♥️♣️♦️
Sethalidos: I mean it kinda fits
GasCityGaming: "god" Fingerguns and winks upwards
e_bloc: you say something, why say it again
matthaus_c: changing my handle to babbling_pagan
gibbousm: Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
ErynTzun: And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
e_bloc: when you say something, why say it again
Mr_Horrible: SaaaaaaWING battah battah battah
MacbethSeemsSus: Tape a nail on the end
matthaus_c: @e_bloc far far far far far
schordash:
took everything in me to not repeat "spade heart club 7" in my head 
Mr_Horrible: look if Hinako can fix a baseball bat with an awl
ContingentCat: Jokes on you Mathew babbling like pegans is fun
matthaus_c: the Milwaukee Bucks
bv310: Brew Crew!
The_Color_Twelve: beer
Nydestroyer: tea
Omthebox: I had to go to work for a bit, so I missed most of the first bit but I'm here now
ghizmou: space
e_bloc: they had the best regular season record, so yes
Nydestroyer: coffee
hackingducks: beer
GamerCat88: Deer
Mr_Horrible: the mill
Vonbane: Laverne and Shirley?
tehfewl: beer
GasCityGaming: Packers!
Sethalidos: hot dish
MacbethSeemsSus: They've actually got a nice art museum
gibbousm: Its the largest city in Wisconsin
Mr_Horrible: you walkee to it
mulligan2six: Cheese
ErynTzun: No babbling he already read your miiiind
The_Color_Twelve: they used to have gencon
RELDnahcire: we will we will walkee?
GamerCat88: Roberto may live there
GasCityGaming: Dude.... Winnipeg exists
Nydestroyer: spending most of their time in the playground
gibbousm: Harley-Davidson?
Mr_Horrible: they should mill walkie down to the polls
ContingentCat: J think they have a sports team?
itira: that polka band from Home Alone
Vonbane: Aren't Megan and Maria in Milwaukee?
matthaus_c: Sa-scooch your way over somewhere else bud
ErynTzun: My grandpa was from saskatchewan
lochnessseammonster:

Nydestroyer: its 10pm tho
kingandcommoner: coted on wednesday
BusTed: @itira with john candy
Lockraemono: I voted early
ghizmou: I think the voting is over
The_Color_Twelve: you might have time depending on what time zone you're in
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think voting is done
Sapphic_Shenanigans: I exercised my democracy.
MacbethSeemsSus: unless your on the west coast, too late
gibbousm: It's the setting of Happy Days
Omnipotrevor: I did weeks ago.
rosesmcgee: It's too late for 2/3s of the country to vote
betweenmyself: Commence the voting!
ErynTzun: The polls are closed dude
Mr_Horrible: you've got an hour left(?) on the west coast
e_bloc: voted last week
Omthebox: Left
hieroglyphica: I voted by ballot box!
ContingentCat: Saskatchewan is where you go when the feelings won't go away
GasCityGaming: I'm from Saskatchewan
The_Color_Twelve: alaska still has like 3.5 hours
BusTed: the 'skatch
ErynTzun: I don't really know, he died in like 2004.
bv310: Hey now, I'm in Saskatchewan
bv310: There's like six of us in caht
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they need the sky to live there because NO ONE else does
matthaus_c: Saskatoon and Not-Saskatoon
bv310: Yup!
lochnessseammonster:
rhymes with fun is great though 
Mathwyn: Look some places exists to make other places look better alright
e_bloc: city of champions (from 20 years ago)
GasCityGaming: I'm from Hudson Bay
ContingentCat: Regina (hehe) and the other place
ErynTzun: It might have been Saskatoon
GasCityGaming: Dang, nice!
UtilityPunk:
I'm picturing a narrow buffalo, and it's very amusing 
bv310: Slightly further than Buff, but it's all the same
The_Color_Twelve: I remember that from a feed dump story and that's it
ErynTzun: He came here to Minnesota when he was kind of young
e_bloc: saskagoon is great
BusTed: ben is pretty clever
Mr_Horrible: is Sasketoon what Adam called his bank alts back in the day?
Nydestroyer: I kinda wonder if small towns have a planning commity for puzzle doors
The_Color_Twelve: He is out there
YFiddler: trendsetter
betweenmyself: Galaxy Brain Ben Ulmer
n3ther:
everyone is just so samesy compared to me 
bv310: Saskscribdoon
BusTed: goes to edit wikipedia
hackingducks: sounds like a team mascot
Omthebox: Bullets move faster than baseball bats
0x6772: It's a werelock, and those are silver bullets.
Mr_Horrible: well, one of them is metal at high velocity, and the other is wood
matthaus_c: bullet is a key, stamina is not
MacbethSeemsSus: scrib dooooon
The_Color_Twelve: whos there. Goons. Goons? Saskegoons
kingandcommoner: Ben/Saskagoon 100,000 words slow burn Coffee Shop AU
niccus: he's a little piece of shit, he's great
ErynTzun: I don't think it made much of a difference how long he was there and here accent wise, old ppl accent could be Canadian could be older Minnesotan
Mr_Horrible:
bookie 
Thefluffiestguineapig: SCRIB DOOOON
Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed: this man eats obnoxiously
rustywir3s: boston cream always
Lockraemono:

ContingentCat: Yes
e_bloc: no donut november
Mr_Horrible: cinnamon sugar cake
Mr_Horrible: all day
Scy_Anide: I bought apple cider donuts just this morning
matthaus_c: I've never had an apple fritter
rustywir3s: do nut november
Nydestroyer: am I strange for just liking a simple glazed
Mr_Horrible: do you hear the things you say?
BusTed: @rustywir3s I'm here for it
Mr_Horrible: like, ever?
ghizmou: apple cider donuts are the nutz
rosesmcgee: Apple Fritter is the Powesauce bar of donuts
Sethalidos: apple fritter is a meal
Mr_Horrible: strong call
Mr_Horrible: no, I'm just giving you guff
Veste: on the juice, BIG time??
Omthebox: Said something so right it stack overflowed
matthaus_c: good card
e_bloc: no you're infallable like the pope
Mr_Horrible: fuck uh uhhhhh
Athelgar: he's a Commodore
Lockraemono: good day guffnah
Dog_of_Myth: Give me guff, give me fire.
rustywir3s: ugh i hate commodore guff decks
Athelgar: he re-writes history
MacbethSeemsSus: I sent you my guff please respond
The_Color_Twelve: The doctrine says that
raulghoulia: werent you catholic?
e_bloc: friends, romans, countryman, give me my guff
Vonbane: Googled Saskagoon, nothing came up.
Nydestroyer: Wait, so does that mean the pope gets a super vote today?
ghizmou: the pope's not allowed on betting websites
gibbousm: That's kind of a thing that the Pope is infallible
rosesmcgee: He got better
rustywir3s: prolapsed catholic
Mr_Horrible: @Vonbane then there's still time
Veste: zig-a-zig-ahh, if you wanna be my fire
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doctrine during the Catholic Reformation made the pope infallible due to complex doctrinal issues
ContingentCat: Well that's what the pope says
Sethalidos: he also had to have part of his lung remved
kingandcommoner: Jesus is in us all, but I had him surgically removed
e_bloc: you can loop jesus
GamerCat88: excommunication because mom got divorced twice
Mr_Horrible: I know the snail edit for that song better than the original now
raulghoulia: your dad remarried and they excommunicated YOU?
Mr_Horrible: it's dire
ghyllnox: Did they excommunicate you too?
ErynTzun: So many ppl do not actually listen to the lyrics of that song in full
Mr_Horrible: I mean his wife *died* it's not like he divorced
Veste: john, you'll have to fight her seven evil exes
e_bloc: baseball bat? I got something for that
matthaus_c: I pay attention to fooor robertooo
Mai_Andra: I don't listen to music for the words.
ghizmou: but you know the lyrics to spice girls wannabe
ErynTzun: Well the problem with that is it's conservative religious ppl that try to co-opt certain songs that do not have the meaning they think it does
e_bloc: wall of voodoo
UtilityPunk:
Spotify killed the radio cars 
matthaus_c: radio issue
circusofkirkus: Public Radio rules
kingandcommoner: IHeart killed radio
ghizmou: I still listen to the radio
Masslost: i had a flashback i heard Awolnation the other day
e_bloc: radio is bad playlist with commercials
betweenmyself: @ErynTzun Watching so many churches busting out “Like a Virgin” is hilarious
SnackPak_: the classic lets nope experience, Ben tries to pay attention to a game and Adam chills with chat
GamerCat88: SAIL!
Veste: one guy's vibes, and you probably don't even want to kiss that guy
Talin06: i am all about the lyrics that is why I listen to podcasts.
Nydestroyer: But arnt you guys sorta just modern day shock jockeys?
ghizmou: brb, taking my meds
Lockraemono: I still like npr here our local npr affiliate station plays good music
JessieImproved: I am cursed to hear all lyrics
Nigouki: radio stations absolutely do still have jukebox hours where people can call in or email their requests
Mr_Horrible: okay but radio doesn't steal my data to sell it
Omthebox: The radio got stolen out of my car in 2016 and I never looked back
Sethalidos: *shakes fist at cloud*
rosesmcgee: I listen to NPR and take my back pills
Athelgar: talk radio is where its at
n3ther: ???
Mr_Horrible: good news, Ben, I don't
Mr_Horrible:

Veste: voice of reason
lochnessseammonster: we haven't always been on a month long break
quasi79fu: wow
schordash:

ContingentCat: I started listening to the radio again since getting a cd player I swear it's all the same music the radio played when I was in highschool
uneactrice: Pay us more
Veste: oh, get some raisins, good call
shendaras:

Dog_of_Myth: Yes
ghyllnox: I've got a local station that does eclectic music by volunteers, it's fun
schordash:

JessieImproved: @rosesmcgee Me too and I'm taking pills right now
quasi79fu: offficers arrrest these two
ghyllnox: But yes I missed my Nope nights
raulghoulia: its the game
e_bloc: yeah 1 12-hour let's nope a month
GamerCat88: We've been saving up all our good jokes for tonight
Veste: no you two are funnier too
Mr_Horrible: it'll be funny to see you take a year to finish an RE game
MacbethSeemsSus: There's a lot of bundled anxiety tonight
Nigouki: I'd also assumed today people are paying extra attention to Let's Nope to drown out Other Things
Sethalidos: I mean I'm good for three weeks of tarbage Goilets
The_Color_Twelve: its still worth the charges
lochnessseammonster:

Mr_Horrible: the Let's Nope Lock-In
Mr_Horrible: you go to check the door and Beej is just there smiling, jingling the key
rosesmcgee: Let's Nope charity marathon stream - 2 hours in "Sorry kids"
lochnessseammonster: that's how i feel after art markets
ErynTzun: @betweenmyself Which is really weird considering how how SO many of Madonna's songs and videos have been very controversial.
voren_chalco: 3 hours of Ben and Adam, 9 hours of Harry
TheExactSame: nope indeed
Mr_Horrible: the other 2 Tuesdays the channel is just static for 3 hours
ghyllnox:
1 12-hr Let's Nope a month and it's still only 2 hours of game per stream 
circusofkirkus: Tuesday nights don't exist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible He might have actually made a jingly cat toy to dangle
Dog_of_Myth:

e_bloc: I accept these terms
BusTed:

ghyllnox: Yes
Omthebox: Would you even want to stream for 12 hours at a time?
brainbosh: So I'm hearing Let's Nope sleepovers
rosesmcgee: Decades ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, and his wife is Harriet
MTigress: Let's Nope for Hope when?
Juliamon: He's been Harry for yeeeears
ContingentCat:

BusTed: Tally named it I think?
MacbethSeemsSus: Also lets be honest, if there were 3 W+P scheduled we'd still only get 1 W+P
CastleOtranto: LIke a decade ago?
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I know he's got his Jailer's Ring from that one old Long Game clip
ErynTzun:

SnackPak_: over a decade ago
BusTed: brutal and true
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
lochnessseammonster:

ErynTzun consults the wiki
MacbethSeemsSus: Look, I love em. Just being honest
ContingentCat: If it's Harrison is that better?
Thefluffiestguineapig: He was named back when Tally was crafting the large one I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: I adore Harry
ErynTzun: The giant Creepy Doll appeared through Desert Bus for Hope 5, cuddling, dancing with, stroking, or being generally creepy around the LRR crew and visiting friends. During the run he was given the name Harry. He was initially up for auction (along with the Creepy Doll puppet used in the illustrative pictures on the Desert Bus Craft-Along blog entries), but the winner gave Harry back to the LRR crew, accepting only the Creepy Doll puppet.
e_bloc: what flavor of wizard
betweenmyself: Mostly not
tehfewl: happened at GDQ one time...
matthaus_c: when it's them it's usually edited to be their best segments
quasi79fu: didnt a person get arrested for a crime taht did that...used a pre recorded stream for a alibi
GamerCat88: cuz some ppl dont want to put in the work to get good at a game
DeM0nFiRe: That happened at GDQ
BusTed: I'll never forget the video of the guy streaming a UFC fight and pretending he was playing a game
Sethalidos:
anyone else smell burning? 
gibbousm: yeah, that happened at GDQ one year with Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. The person claimed it was in protest of how easy it was to fake speed run live streams
lamina5432: People be weird
rosesmcgee: Internet clout doesn't matter? What the hell am I gonna do now?
e_bloc: anyone can see
brainbosh: unless you make money off of it
UtilityPunk: Yeah, there's a lot of speedrunning scandals. People like to do it for kudos I guess
Lockraemono: how at gdq??
e_bloc: yeah
betweenmyself: Getting called out for miming to someone else’s run
DeM0nFiRe: It was a remote run during covid times
UtilityPunk: It was the Metal Gear run
e_bloc: it was a remote stream
EdibleDragon: It was remote yeah
GreatSacrificer: it was one of the remote Covid ones
Nydestroyer: there has also been alot of spliced footage, and they do matter because they make lots of money if they are like a youtube dude. Like that minecraft guy I cant remember the name of
MTigress: that person isn't allowed to do GDQ anymore if i remember correctly
EdibleDragon: And then the guy told a Revengeance discord mod what he did
tehfewl: it wasn't covid time, but it was a remote run
e_bloc: dude was a complete dipshit
ghizmou: a charity stream is not the place to protest
matthaus_c: there's people who look at speedrunning communities and just see the leaderboard
Lockraemono: I'm hard
circusofkirkus: "please clap"
BusTed: damn
Lockraemono: omg
n3ther: ya that's a streamer thing for sure
SnackPak_: yikes
Dog_of_Myth:

rustywir3s: gottem
GamerCat88: damn
brainbosh: There;s also the Donkey Kong record scandals
BrindleBoar: annihilated
itira:
jfc 
e_bloc: s a w f t - soft
ghizmou:

gibbousm: people crave clout and do dumb shit because of it
Sethalidos:
Adam don't kink shame 
oyleslyck: soft, super soft, like 10-ply
rosesmcgee: algomaxxing
hoveringhalibut: Some of the fake blindfolded ones are so bad
lamina5432: Lrr makes enough content.
n3ther: posting on youtube regularly. engagement maxxing
betweenmyself: One issue is that the audience for people who fake speed runs sometimes don’t watch other channels and therefore never find out that their streamer is full of shit
Nigouki: yeah, where's your 30 tiktoks per day?
Lockraemono: I would never
Lockraemono: 1 ply
n3ther: 10ply would be so comfy
The_Color_Twelve: that will clog
Lockraemono: I'm wood
ghyllnox: 30???? Damb
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is 30 ply a quilt?
Lockraemono: get it
BusTed: a handful of woodchips
darkpks2: that was a short ass desert bus
BrindleBoar: I'm that national park bathroom half-ply
darkpks2: hire new people
lochnessseammonster: 10 ply would not be soft
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrindleBoar The stuff where you look and think "taking apart the roll would be more absorbent"
n3ther: oh dear not the half ply
n3ther:

lochnessseammonster: that would be like cardboard
BusTed: Adam remember you can say 'twitch clip that' if you want a clip if you don't cringe inside out doing so
Lockraemono: but I don't normally watch streams
GamerCat88: i mean not in this category
Lockraemono: doesn't that count
lochnessseammonster: this is like thread count. the numbers cap at what's good
Shurtal: we're all Quilted Northern. We got ripples and everything
quasi79fu: im a wet wipe
ContingentCat: Not with that attitude
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam some of us have horrendous chronic diseases
lamina5432: It does that automatically i think
Lockraemono: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
Juliamon: rip foxmar
BusTed:

kingandcommoner: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #9683: "We always test for mouthfeel." —Kathleen [2026-10-07]
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
EdibleDragon: The mods are the bidets
betweenmyself: Twitch stopped listening to Adam years ago
MacbethSeemsSus: Twitch, forcibly sub them for a year
Mr_Horrible: almost missed Sphere Hunter cameo because AFK, phew
darkpks2:

Thefluffiestguineapig: That feature also can't be turned off!
GhostValv:

Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK the game just said?
quasi79fu: yikes my xbox
n3ther: Alexa play Despacito
rustywir3s: it was just a JOKE chill out
darkpks2: id treat you so good
matthaus_c: long brown coat AND red tie?
Anubis169: Ok Google, Safesearch Off, Search dashcon fanart
BrindleBoar: how many ply is that coat
Lockraemono: no
n3ther: I want one
Anubis169:

darkpks2:

The_Color_Twelve: it is a bit sam spade
GamerCat88: got a shirt skirt and a long jacket
ErynTzun: A trench coat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej probably owns one
Lockraemono: me
SnackPak_: Beej
matthaus_c: paul
Veste: did graham or paul wear one in that one friday nights episode?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wheeler
ghyllnox: James
Dog_of_Myth: Paul
niccus: someone in the moonbase must have gone through a firefly phase
bv310: Beej
Mai_Andra: Heather
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler
Juliamon: Beej
quasi79fu: i have a long black coat
GamerCat88: Heather
n3ther: whatever you tell yourself to be happy
lochnessseammonster: heather or cam
dungeonmasteralek: Paul
kingandcommoner: I'd lean towards James
0x6772: Sure, Adam "Warrior", the Detective.
BusTed:

n3ther: Heather ya
The_Color_Twelve: you'd be the muscle back up partner
YFiddler: sure, columbo
WiJohn: Pauk
RELDnahcire: paul and graham and long brown coats for that friday nights episode
WiJohn: Paul even
NotCainNorAbel: Paul, Beej, Cam, Heather, Cori
darkpks2:

YFiddler: with the ripped sleeves and all
brainbosh: Ian would be an informant
SnackPak_: noir detective Beej would rule
hackingducks: commodore hustle material.
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Oh yeah definitely Cam
MacbethSeemsSus: Cori: "Ah, one more thing"
eric_christian_berg: Hugh!
Shurtal: the only detecting Beej would do would be the pros and cons of various vaccumes or matresses
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they make it feel more like "at least checkpoints"
matthaus_c: this town has a lot of money lying around
BusTed: thanks hugh
ContingentCat: Cori and Cam would be a great detective dou
Mr_Horrible: than a huge constraint
n3ther: this game is quite well done. it doesn't hand hold you and it feels intuitive
betweenmyself: Was considering going thirdsies on a brown trenchcoat with some friends, but I ended up growing to be too tall for that
NotCainNorAbel: Waiting for Serge to pop in with "well when I was a Detective for X police"
n3ther: It's not really a "horror" game
matthaus_c: time to turn up the difficulty
MacbethSeemsSus: @Shurtal "Look you can either tell me what I want to know or I can go in depth about my washer search"
BusTed: that and he's a dodge god
quasi79fu: thanks for stream Ben and adam gnight chat
Mr_Horrible: I'll be so real I hate that trope so much
lamina5432: I do feel it killed some of the horror
Mr_Horrible: another thing Burch has to answer for
niccus: from what i've heard it does do a good job of keeping the resource pressure up, so you're probably a gamer
n3ther: Signalis slander never ends
Lockraemono: niniii
The_Color_Twelve: or maybe this is how you get the bad end
Larkonus: Thanks for the stream!
n3ther: Welcome Back!
Mr_Horrible:
brother I'm so far above this bait I'm like 
schordash:
goodnight robertooooo, go. get. some. sleep~

BrindleBoar: thanks for spoops
Shurtal: @MacbethSeemsSus "Sir, I don't know the cubic footage of the washer drum, it's not in the user's manual." "DON'T BULLSHIT ME!"
Dog_of_Myth:

Nigouki:
but it's only 10pm!! You're no done yet 
shendaras:

Lockraemono: today??
schordash:

Mr_Horrible: "Check out these two Yahoos"
lochnessseammonster: i do that every day
shendaras: Is it PST still?
matthaus_c: I'll get my boss to give each of you a $5
itira: its not PST anymore for us D:
xantos69:
50 Bits
Nydestroyer: maybe get a budget from our work for patreon for mood recovery
rosesmcgee: ggs
Lockraemono: niniii
lamina5432: Gnight
BusTed: what is it PCT or someshit now
ContingentCat: I freelance so I'll tell myself
n3ther:

Mr_Horrible: yeah what kinda fuckass time you got up there now?
circusofkirkus: we made a timezone with hookers and blow
The_Color_Twelve: wow4ever
Mr_Horrible: Poo Crap Time
e_bloc: it was my pleasure
betweenmyself:
The time difference means I don’t gotta leave early for DnD no more 
BusTed: @Mr_Horrible damn gottem
Nydestroyer: R E S P E C T
mulligan2six: Better than Alberta time
e_bloc: are you down with pct
hackingducks: pacific canada time
SquareDotCube: BCT was right there
Earthenone: its moonbase standard time
n3ther: wtf already
Earthenone: always has been
lochnessseammonster:

Dog_of_Myth:

BusTed:

ContingentCat: Ppr!
MacbethSeemsSus: Man if you open the PPR tomorrow with the Star Wars Theme
ErynTzun: Space the final frontier
Mr_Horrible: gonna see a red dot appear on Ben's forehead tomorrow
circusofkirkus: May the Trek be with you
e_bloc: I'm rule 0'ing Garek and Bashir partners
Mr_Horrible:
"That Matt fella's too tall, don't care for him" 
Nigouki: Oh boy, I hate that image
Juliamon: Ian's going to burn spaghet
SnackPak_: o7
BusTed:

ErynTzun: Gonna slightly burn it
niccus: the closest ian will get to intentionally burning his food
YFiddler: the burnt ones?
betweenmyself: This sghetti is killer
MacbethSeemsSus: Uses the assassin blade to chop onions
SquareDotCube: Killer spaghetti
YFiddler: nice
NotCainNorAbel: never say sorry
bv310: Oooh, All'Assassina is super good
matthaus_c: my name is Fusili Auditore de Firenze
Mr_Horrible:
"It's just a job, kid" 
ContingentCat: We'll find out together
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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ErynTzun: Are you dry cheezed?
BusTed:
@matthaus_c 
RELDnahcire: i could assassainate a bowl of spaghetti rn
Mr_Horrible: uguu
Mr_Horrible:

e_bloc: I really hope there's a chance to get commander mystery booster boxes again
BusTed: book
ContingentCat:

lochnessseammonster:

Sapphic_Shenanigans: Book!
YFiddler:

lochnessseammonster: oh yay book!
e_bloc: oh fuck yeah book
ErynTzun: Book nook
Nydestroyer: I hope you save roberto
Juliamon: also don't forget the new store merch
betweenmyself: Booooook
Juliamon: !store
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ContingentCat: There's also Beej there
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Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc oh god you're right
matthaus_c:

Dog_of_Myth:

lochnessseammonster:

Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Nydestroyer: Now thats how I will say my username from now on
GamerCat88: ggs
Lockraemono: niniii
lochnessseammonster:

shendaras:

BusTed:

Omthebox: I'm already home
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the stream and good chats
ContingentCat:
Thanks lads 
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
e_bloc: have a great night everyone
shendaras:

Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads, even if you bully me relentlessly 
IanAllenBird: o7
The_Color_Twelve:

ErynTzun:
okay byeee

matthaus_c: gonna rewatch this stream immediately you're not the boss of me
lochnessseammonster:

lamina5432: Freaky night people
ghyllnox:

DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MacbethSeemsSus: No
Dog_of_Myth:

DiscordianTokkan: lol
SnackPak_: on it!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
The_Color_Twelve:

lamina5432: Refused
Strebenherz:

IanAllenBird:
No 
ContingentCat: You're not wrong
Nydestroyer: and now discord is going to just be all hands
shendaras: gale
ErynTzun: nopers
Rhynerd: thanks for hte stream!
Rhynerd: have good one!
ErynTzun: just post anime hands instead lol
MacbethSeemsSus: Well, time to avoid the news until bedtime
ErynTzun: sounds like a good plan for sleep o7
The_Color_Twelve:

Lysander_salamander: aw I just missed it
Lysander_salamander: !next
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