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 FauksStarling: Magic: the Final Frontier
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  TXC2: Heck yeah this intro
Invitare: 16326?
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owangel1: So the USS LRR is an Ambassador class ship
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 Decaped: dang, licensed intro!
  TXC2: NCC-16326 ?
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Chenderle: NICE OUTFITS
 TehAmelie: greetings, starfleet
meddlingmage_: Woo!
 TalpTheScot: Captain stark!
  TXC2: Great outfits!
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  TXC2: Mangledpixel oooo! neat
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  TXC2: QAPLA!
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Chenderle: QAPLA
 jadielady: oh no I have never seen it spelled 
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  @Simriel: Oh god, is it time for 8 minutes of shots of the outside of the ship?
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@articerile: just keep circling
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@sankethbhaskar4236: yesss I knew they'd get the uniforms out
@violentfrog_: woooot
  @BoxedLogic: Admiral Stark
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  TXC2: jadielady both are fine, like Kronus vs Quo'nos
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Invitare: so Graham is the Captain here and Anna is a Commander and presumable the first officer?
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@articerile: Captain, only 4 pips
@datastorm17: woo
@Eon_TAS: did graham mean for his outfit to match the theme
@CalebDenn: is that TNG or Lower Decks uniforms
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@violentfrog_: I have a Hallmark Runabout Christmas ornament that has worf say "I wish you a most honorable holiday. Qapla"
  @BoxedLogic: I thought it had the black bar from the shadows
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Volus_dude: i hope Graham gets the vulcan bear
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niccus: just gotta shuffle life better
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  TXC2: and Picard said it over what was basically a board game, so we're full circle
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  TXC2: "peace and longlife" in the opener
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Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Scotty the miracle worker!
Volus_dude: live long and prosper tome bound
Naturpatruljen: Is beam me up shit?
  @BoxedLogic: It is possible to make all the mistakes
@migrn: There are currently 2 captains on the bridge
@LukasMoreira0: I'm only an arena player. Pre release is too expensive here 🥲
  @Simriel: Graham has 4 pips
@articerile: Is it possible to make plenty of mistakes and still win. That isn't not strength, that is cheese.
@migrn: @CalebDenn Those are TNG uniforms
@punit19: ok but does that mean they died?
@punit19: confirming his fears
 TalpTheScot: i was just about to ask about timing, thanks serge
  TXC2: ooooo! Moriarty !
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 Shadowsoflife: hell yeah, star trek
Invitare: I feel like given that a card is called "Transporter Malfunction" would make him MORE justified in not liking transporters
 Strebenherz: Moriarty yessssss
 kynelwynn: Eh. If you've got ETBs it's fine. It's like the Spider-Man or TMNT mechanics that bounce your dude
  TXC2: Naturpatruljen no less so then ninjitsu
 TheMerricat: So... no I think Bones would be even more terrified by this card. 
Naturpatruljen: Ninjitsu was imba
 TalpTheScot: how dare you
 tdapenguin: @Invitare That would be an interesting card... what would that card be like?
 Strebenherz: @Invitare That card is graphic too.  Quite gnarly
  @BoxedLogic: Data: "Captain, what does it mean to be a ... Luck Sack? How does one contain luck in a sack?"
Chenderle: just choose all modes. no one can stop you
 Shadowsoflife: 
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 tdapenguin: @tdapenguin Erp, ignore me. Too early for brain
  TXC2: Kirk didn't cheat, he had a "creative" soloution 
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Volus_dude: Nog haggled the test
  @Simriel: I'm not a judge anymore
  @Simriel: but I feel like you should be able to cheat SPECIFICALLY with that card :P
@Alspect: we wont judge you then
@pharmacistjudge: I will
@tmadeviant5375: @Simriel did you "quit" or get fired? because if you "quit", did you really?
Naturpatruljen: Borg will win everything
 theymerLoviatar: The Borg and the Brushwagg, the two most discriminated against creature types
emperorchampion: Serge got all the complex mechanics in this one
 Bugberry: I'm pretty sure the cards that say "discards a card unless they lose x life" don't count as Dilemmas.
 memnus: Oof I got time zoned and missed the intro!
   Anubis169: Wheeeeeee
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Invitare: Nog and Dal are the only two "Actually this character ALSO beat the KM, that's how amazing they are"
Invitare: and Dal didn't even actually do it
Invitare: just got very close
 maywecomein: Random q about creative text team: do they also contribute to the “flavor ability words”? Not sure if Graham or Kathleen have ever mentioned it.
  @BoxedLogic: You can cheat, only if you control Kirk
  @Simriel: I mean... there isn't really a Judge Program anymore so...
@pharmacistjudge: to boldly split infinitives
  @Simriel: Lots of people kept doing it via alternate means, but I didn't continue XD
MNerenberg: Awwww, So you can't play foin language cards to boost your SNW number
daihideo: boo landfall boo
 LRRMTG_Judge: to boldly split infinitives to annoy every 9th grade grammar teacher
  TXC2: daihideo yes
WotC_Matt: Greetings, humans.
 MrGibberish: I forgot about daylight savings!
  TXC2: hello WotC_Matt welcome
 TehAmelie: i'm so sad for everyone who doesn't  get the joke of the Finnish Star Trek parody series calling the Borg the Korg
 Shadowsoflife: bidet o/
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
Chenderle: landfall triggers giving me ptsd
 LRRMTG_Judge: Greetings Matt - Natedogg
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daihideo: @TXC2 Tired of landfall 
 theymerLoviatar: @TehAmelie Svoboda!
 Strebenherz: @TehAmelie The Borg?
tegan_musen: uh oh, misplaced card in the rules video?
  TXC2: daihideo and I even play Green in brawl
 Strebenherz: Korg*?
MNerenberg: Kazinti spotted!!!
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie I am now sad that i do not know Finnish
irikaj: The nx and the 1701 with no suffix
 TehAmelie: see, the Korg are wicker chair people
 TheMerricat: I'm glad stationing came back. I'd have been pissed if they had skipped it for this set.
 theymerLoviatar: @tdapenguin I'm fairly certain Star Wreck is available with subtitles
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powerflapjack: @TehAmelie I thought they were the keyboard and synthesizer people
 Shadowsoflife: @TehAmelie read that as wicked chair people
 jarnatan: Borg Girl Guide Sphere
  TheWormbo: @LRRMTG_Judge 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If they ever have a Bill and Ted set will that have station?
 TalpTheScot: can you charge a spacecraft with a spacecraft?
 tdapenguin: @TehAmelie Delightful! Confusing!
  @Simriel: Tho I hear some announcement about Judging is coming?
@pharmacistjudge: there is going to be a presentation at Atlanta
@ILikePi31415926535: howdy howdy howdy
Chenderle: @TalpTheScot should be fine
WotC_Matt: Caveat: I am not seeing these cards for the first time.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @TalpTheScot If the second spacecraft is a creature, you can use it to station another spacecraft - Natedogg
 theymerLoviatar: @TehAmelie two guys I knew in high school are extras in Star Wreck: In The Pirkinning, am I cool yet
MNerenberg: @TalpTheScot if it a creature, yes
 GhostValv: got there 
Flyingdelorion: Thank you Serge and Nelson!
  TXC2: DRAFT!
 TehAmelie: @theymerLoviatar i'm happy for you
 GhostValv: 
 Brozard: Inner Space!
 Vinewood_OG: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Station!!!!
thegeardude: Serge always cheers me up, good job Nelly and Serge 🎊
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 Gekyouryuu: Final Space was a fun show
Chenderle: safe from what? being normal? not normal?
 thraximore: s p a c e
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh man I hadn't seen the Lower Decks officer token, I am so excited to get a kzin in the set on a technicality
 kynelwynn: Moonbase!\
northos: frontier: the space final
 jarnatan: It saddens me that you can't put Hit It! in a Captain Pike commander deck. Why would they put his catchphrase in different colour identity from his card?
bane1138: spaaaaaaaaaace
 azureHaights: Legally distinct from the USS Tucson
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Can we turn up those tab ripping noices?!
TheLadyMakai: the last frontier for the moonbase?
 Strebenherz: Also nelson if you're watching the landfall joke made me cackle
 TalpTheScot: ooh little borg cubes
 saintguard: s p a c e
 Strebenherz:   
Asolya: I love watching the Prerelease kits opening
  TXC2: Damn it Ben 
 Strebenherz: Yes ben
 TheMerricat: RIOT! 
 Mr_Bitterness: Thanks Ben
@AJtheSatyr: Axes out y'all
  @Simriel: No one ever remembers Peace and Long Life
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@violentfrog_: gonna be using my LCARS Desert Bus playmat for this prerelease for sure
  @BoxedLogic: Thanks for Spacing me, it's great to Space here
@gaz-l621: Final Space was a different show Wheeler
  @Simriel: I think 5 years might be too long for Deck Construction...
 DaniellNaruta: Why did Neilson's "You sure did, buddy" make me cry?   
 theymerLoviatar: thanks, Benship
 Walla_tv: that was a little star wars
 jarnatan: The benprise entership
 Shadowsoflife: G will totally be normal about this. -looks at the 2 hours vid on it-
MDHWrites: Benterprise
 YawnLance: Starship Benterprise, Ben. It was right there
 airylan: that was Back to the Future (more or less)
rogerivany: So when does Gavin make a LRR moonbase card?
 SanSanBlue: Come in Benship come in
PhuzNutz: Wednesday PPR? What even is up anymore?
Chenderle: god help us all if Ben gets his own command
 GasCityGaming: @YawnLance Thank You!
tegan_musen: end transmission, *ben get's up and leaves*
   Anubis169: 
 Jayrod1220: It's the Benship, Lollipop.
 pctjoe: NCC Ulmer
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 kynelwynn: Three!
CheshireCake: @rogerivany next Mystery set, or whatever the ones are called that had the Runner cards in them
TheLadyMakai: ooh good with Talion?
Invitare: no it's just worthless gold
 TehAmelie: what IS treasure in a post-scarcity society?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the treasure token is very good
 Strebenherz: Tasha 
 kynelwynn: @TehAmelie The friends we made along the way
   Anubis169: Wow those abilities are on point
MNerenberg: Rule 1 of the Feriengi Rules of Aquasition: Once you have their money, never give it back
  TXC2: TehAmelie the Friends we made along the way 
PhuzNutz: Captain to Bengineering, we need more pokemons. STAT!
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  @Simriel: @gaz-l621 I quite liked Final Space tbh
@sweinberg62: Starship Benterprise
@gaz-l621: i actually never watched it, my friend from uni loved it tho
@articerile: will Ben be wearing Yellow?
 TalpTheScot: the dilemma lands are neat
 jarnatan: Yeah blaming Baby Sela for her mother's execution is a bit rough
   Anubis169: !!!
 TheMerricat: @jarnatan I mean she was the one who ratted her mom out... 
  TXC2: "no kill I" said the Horta
 jarnatan: She was a baby that cried 
 Verrain2: Can't Draw Hortas Club?
  TXC2: ToS was a weird show
 Decaped: this will be the most contextless spoilers in the history of magic streaming.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yoo
DMGlol: did not realize the pre pre release was today 
Sogheim: whale ship!
 Sage0fMadness: The Bounty!
Chenderle: whale synergy!
 RatherLargeToad: Love that art
 GhostValv: whale 
  Juliamon: Whale! Whale! Whale!
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 Kentosaurus: the one with the whales is one of the  good ones!
 jarnatan: Finally a tutor for people who buy secret lairs
 Sage0fMadness: Episode 4!!
 TalpTheScot: time travelling whales, it tracks
 Shadowsoflife: @TXC2 Yup
Dr_fragenstien: 4th movie
 ViralStitch: Star Trek IV!
 TheMerricat: Fake fan! FAKE FAN!
 MungoDude: it's the only movie Serge has seen
 protojman: oh man the movies are gooooood
 tdapenguin: @Decaped Lol, excellent point. I am learning how much I have forgotten about trek
 Jayrod1220: Free Whale-y
 jarnatan: D-7's nuts
 azureHaights: Free Willy (Riker)
varmintx0: Dr. Whale.
 coachNelly: Thanks strebenherz! Many things today might cause us to cry. This is within operating perimeters
tegan_musen: ye, Free Picard
Dr_fragenstien: the whale movie was good! I just watched the 6th movie this week
 maywecomein: Oh no whale movie is best movie!
 MrGibberish: Whale tribal deck!
 TehAmelie: when the whale jumped the shark 
rogerivany: The whale movie is the best one though.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: D-7 looks so cool
 pctjoe: @azureHaights beat me to it
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
 Sage0fMadness: IV is so very fun.
 theymerLoviatar: it's a good day to die, when you know the reasons why
Lysander_salamander: Are the starships also vehicles?
 maywecomein: Nuclear wessels
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: LCARS FRAME
Chenderle: LCARS
@violentfrog_: whale typal
  @BoxedLogic: Games you say? Allamaraine, count to four!
  @Simriel: I didn't notice it searches for a Whale!
  @Simriel: @BoxedLogic Oh god... please don't
  @BoxedLogic: Space Whales and Jellies
@Luastardust: let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ILikePi31415926535: It's honestly one of the better movies. Finishes off the trilogy starting with Wrath of Kahn
@tmadeviant5375: Juuuuud- I mean @Simriel do Plains and Mutavault count as 2 different lands for that card that cares about differently named lands?
 Shadowsoflife: LCARS
 TheMerricat: The Worf Effect. 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Love those frames
phoenixfeather14: Love the LCARS frame!
 Strebenherz:   
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i loooove the lcars frames so much
 WiJohn: Worf getting beaten by everything is very on-brand
 GhostValv: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Kentosaurus: oh no they made that into a card
 TalpTheScot: so are we graham
 Bugberry: My mom as a kid was scared by Spock when she saw my grandpa watching it.
phoenixfeather14: 
 jarnatan: @Lysander_salamander they are conceptually similar, but mechanically they are completely separate things
Chenderle: nice art
 Strebenherz: Threshold    
 theymerLoviatar: like I said before, for like 15 years, Threshold was the only Trek episode I had ever seen
TheLadyMakai: the extended art is much better in person wow
  TXC2: they made it a card, so the episdoe is cannon 
 TheMerricat: @theymerLoviatar I am so SOO sorry. 
Volus_dude: does Janeways brood has canonical names?
 TehAmelie: a Borg won't negate a non-Borg, though
Invitare: Moopsy!
 saintguard: Moopsy!
Lysander_salamander: Giving Worf 1/1 seems very rude
MNerenberg: IS THAT A MOOPSY!?!?!?!
 Shadowsoflife: @TheMerricat why?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Moopsy!
 Mr_Bitterness: Moopsy!
@underkri: all right who else was late because of daylight savings
  @BoxedLogic: @Simriel I legit don't get the hate for that episode. It's goofy, but like, that's what I come to start trek for.
@violentfrog_: nothing better than Sisko singing 'Allamaraine'
  @Simriel: Direct all Judge Questions to PharmacistJudge
  @Simriel: I am here to make sure y'all aren't being mean :P
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Xed_Regulus: Ahh! Moopsy!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: tricorder seems neat
 Strebenherz: @MNerenberg Yes
Raincoast_Bear: Moopsy!
 azureHaights: 5 Non Borgs is my 4 Non Blondes filk band
Invitare: It drinks your bones!
 Vinewood_OG: The Bone Drinker!
 raulghoulia: They'll drink your bones!
 CaptainEnder7: Moopsy!
WotC_Matt: Moopsy looks adorable. Wants pets.
Voidhawk42: "RUN! The moopsy DRINKS YOUR BONES!"
 airylan: Moopsy!
 Mr_Bitterness: The Swamp Goobler only goobles you! The Moopsy drinks your bones!
 RatherLargeToad: Moopsy!
  TXC2: Ack, Boims Run!, it's the moopsy!
 Bugberry: "Look at the bones!"
 TalpTheScot: good text graham
 Sage0fMadness: The bone hurty juice
DMGlol: it drinks bones 
  TheWormbo: @TXC2 
 theymerLoviatar: Ben quarantines the Moopsy
 TehAmelie: hi Wil!
 jarnatan: Shut up Wesley
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Hi Wesley
CheshireCake: Shut up, Wesley!
 WiJohn: Upsettingly swift and graphic is a strong description
 Shadowsoflife: Hey Will
MNerenberg: I love that Wes is a little over costed, but is very versitile
 Decaped: wesley is cryptic?
 Mr_Bitterness: Cryptic Wesley
 Simonark: So, Star Trek IV was the first Trek I ever saw, and I nearly died when it happened? It was an in flight movie, in the middle of the night and an engine fell off the plane mid movie. if the automatic pilot had been on, the plane would almost certainly have crashed.
  TheWormbo: Wesley casts Cryptic Command At Home
 TheMerricat: No chat, this card is Wesley saying shut up. 
 jarnatan: (yes, Riker will)
 Decaped: Welsey is a cryptid!
tegan_musen: In Magic, Westley Shuts you up!
 Kentosaurus: hahaha
northos: Rrrriker!
   Anubis169: hehehe
 saintguard: 
@tmadeviant5375: ❤
@pharmacistjudge: yes they do
@AJtheSatyr: [insert rude comment here]
@pharmacistjudge: but what is it's "cool but rude?"
@tmadeviant5375: Juuuuud- I mean @Sim- i mean JUUUUUDGEEE do Plains and Mutavault count as 2 different lands for that card that cares about differently named lands?
@maurtendo: I think those teeth explain why it has deathtouch....
@pharmacistjudge: yes, those are two differently named lands
@violentfrog_: @pharmacistjudge better to be a party dude
 Vinewood_OG: Riker, his leg high.
 DeM0nFiRe: Properly honoring the character
TheLadyMakai: lol
 raulghoulia: Riker!
owangel1: Thought he would do the Riker Maneuver
marchphoenix: ^^^
 jarnatan: Amogus
  Juliamon: this art is so good!!
 Strebenherz: That's part of a scene card!
 Sorator13: the backs on their chairs are a bit high for proper Riker maneuvering
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Those chairs aren't really good for a proper Riker Maneuver
Chenderle: I love the chest support sitting backward provides
Lysander_salamander: I would have thought the dominion would be changeling
 theymerLoviatar: Imagine getting onto a spaceship and finding out you got inside a person
Dr_fragenstien: did cori accidentally get a collecter booster with all the alt arts she'd getting? 
 jarnatan: Viva La Forge!
 tdapenguin: @Simonark Wow
TheLadyMakai: LA Forge!
 Shadowsoflife: FORGE!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: MILES!
DMGlol: the most important man in star fleet history
CheshireCake: He's a union man.
Sogheim: O'Brien, ever suffering
Invitare: The most important person in Starfleet history
PhuzNutz: Did Wil Wheaton raise a stink about using his likeness? I feel like all his card arts just aren't quite right; like just off enough to be "legally distinct"
 WiJohn: @theymerLoviatar Why is everything sticky?!
 Vinewood_OG: jaysuss
 Shadowsoflife: YEAH HE IN WHITE
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MNerenberg: The most important man is Federation History!!!
devoidmelody: Pixie posting 
  Juliamon: We love our union man
  TXC2: Uinon man O'Brien
  @BoxedLogic: The Riker Maneuver
@tmadeviant5375: thank you, judge. i bet @Simriel couldnt answer that and thats why he advised me to ask you (dont hit me please)
  @Simriel: No sweat, but joke is done now a'ight?
@tmadeviant5375: yes :)
@violentfrog_: geordi loves some starships
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: O'Brien!
@AJtheSatyr: So many peeeples
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 Strebenherz: PLAIN SIMPLE GARAK
 TalpTheScot: such good flavour
 theymerLoviatar: I can't wait to open Garak Wildspeaker
 jarnatan: The Desert Bus!
anhakha: Ack, daylight savings be damned. Missed the first 20 mins.
Lysander_salamander: I wonder how many players are going to be building their favorite slash pairings.
 Mangledpixel: good ol' Oberth class
 TehAmelie: @PhuzNutz what i know, i follow him on tumblr, and i haven't heard anything about this set
phoenixfeather14: Oberth-class!!
Chenderle: I had that micro machine
tegan_musen: @theymerLoviatar no it's all about Garak, Primal Hunter
 DiscordianTokkan: Just a little guy!
DMGlol: a bear can fight off a spaceship
Invitare: should have been a 2/0
  @Simriel: I think O'brian might just be a good card
  @Simriel: I do think having Romulan AND Klingon ships called Birds of Prey was a mistake by the o.g series writers XD
 theymerLoviatar: @Lysander_salamander Pride Month deck helmed by Garak and Bashir. Make it so
 Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander Bashir/garak go
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Chekov
 TheMerricat:   
 MalFnord: o7
Dr_fragenstien: o7
CheshireCake: RIP
 itira: o7
 azureHaights: o7
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
Wolfii_TV: o7
 WiJohn: o7
 saintguard: o7
Bearudite: o7
 tdapenguin: o7
 Vinewood_OG: o7
 Underachiever28: RIP
phoenixfeather14:    
DiamondTiki: o7
 Jayrod1220: o7
 RAICx: o7
 theymerLoviatar: o7
 Sorator13: o7
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: o7
tegan_musen: o7
  TXC2: o7
 raulghoulia: o7
anhakha: o7
 memnus: o7
Chenderle: o7
 DeM0nFiRe: o7
 GhostValv: o7
 flatluigi: hey: they stay exiled 
 jarnatan: o7
 FenrisSchafer: o7
DeadjackSoul: o7
WotC_Matt: o7
 Mr_Bitterness: o7
 FauksStarling: o7
 Strebenherz:  
irikaj: o7
 Batyn: o7
 MalFnord: oh I like that art
Xed_Regulus: Okay, I love the art on this one
 Vinewood_OG: That art is so good
DirtAndGrass: b7
 Shadowsoflife: o7
northos: okay but the ahab way would also be fitting 
 theymerLoviatar: AHAB, All Humpbacks Are Blue
@articerile: o7
@punit19: o7
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: RIP Walter
@violentfrog_: great font
@maurtendo: o7
@violentfrog_: o7
@zacmalm3048: o7
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: o7
@gaz-l621: i love the art on Branching Timeline
@gaz-l621: it has all 3 Uhuras!
 WiJohn: @theymerLoviatar nice
 tdapenguin: Do any other magic sets have whales?
DirtAndGrass: hello omputer?
 theymerLoviatar: @tdapenguin many
 jarnatan: Fun fact: LCARS is Spanish for "the cars"
anhakha: @tdapenguin many.
 tdapenguin: @theymerLoviatar Neat!!!
Lysander_salamander: there's sagas?  Cool.
CheshireCake: (insert yelling kirk here)
 DeM0nFiRe: KHAAAAN!
 TheMerricat: 
PhuzNutz: Those frames are pretty cool AND still look like an MtG card.
 Strebenherz: KHAAN
 Bugberry: @tdapenguin Nauctis next year will.
 TehAmelie: what whales figured out is that if you don't have to move a lot to get food to come into your mouth, you can get real big
 theymerLoviatar: Scryfall Tagger finds 45 cards depicting a whale
Lysander_salamander: nice
 accountmadeforants: KHAAAN 
 Vinewood_OG: Oh my!
tegan_musen: "[non-benedict Cumberbatch] KHAN!"
Lysander_salamander: valid
DirtAndGrass: there are 20 whales in mtg
funguslore: 
Chenderle: what time is it? Naked time
  TXC2: Data with the real skin, boots with the fur
PhuzNutz: @tdapenguin !card reef worm
 Strebenherz:   
thegeardude: Is Ryker a horn dog yall?
@violentfrog_: say g'night gracie
  @Simriel: That frame looks so cool
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
@articerile: got the LCARS frame is so guuuud
@Spotifist: what is khan so upset about?
@violentfrog_: he tasks me...he tasks me and I shall have him!
@gaz-l621: (Nichelle is the 'real' one but Zoe and Celia are in thr reflections)
  @BoxedLogic: Chapter 4, restart this saga with Benedict Cumberbatch
 DiscordianTokkan: oh Baybe
 LRRMTG_Judge: on what website?
 GhostValv: neato
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, shockland
powerflapjack: cori resigns from the event to fujo out
  vibratingsheep: How can we write fan fiction if AO3 is down
funguslore: Wow
 theymerLoviatar: @thegeardude does not have creature type Dog
 tdapenguin: Thanks,  chat! I appreciate all the whale info
 Julian_Rogue: Cori reminding everyone shipping was invented by star trek fans with Spirk fics before the internet
 lordofkatz: Cori is handling AO3 being down pretty well
Chenderle: @vibratingsheep geocities?
thegeardude: @theymerLoviatar Point taken 📝
 nervesend: @vibratingsheep You can write it just fine. Now reading it is a different matter
forpush: There is that one riker card where he is ready to bang
 theymerLoviatar: ah, the kill stick
 DeM0nFiRe: Wowee
 Shadowsoflife: @vibratingsheep paper, the way it start, with star trek
 azureHaights: Featuring Fatboy Slim?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i love the crystaline entity art
forpush: Going to phyrexian metamorph that bad boy
tegan_musen: @lordofkatz "can't read Fan-Fic? Why not read magic cards!"
 jarnatan: Subcommander T'Paul
@JesGolbez: @BoxedLogic We pretend that movie never happened
  @Simriel: Ricardo Montalban is one of the best villains in movie history, why would they think they could use Cumberbatch to replace him XD
@pharmacistjudge: fanfic on what website?
@gaz-l621: all 10 shocklands even!
@violentfrog_: @Simriel that was my feeling too
  @BoxedLogic: @JesGolbez Hard disagree. Those movies are fun, I like them for what they are.
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: \\//_
@barb4rian: That card is nuts
Lysander_salamander: 
 TehAmelie: more like commander T'Paul
PhuzNutz: Wheeler just built a whole Canlander deck in that moment of thinking (:
 jarnatan: "what's a 'Leth" asked Robin
 accountmadeforants: @vibratingsheep Everyone heads back to the SpaceBattles forums
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: TASHA!!!
 Sorator13: 
 Shadowsoflife: TASHA!
Lysander_salamander: Justice for Tasha Yar
DirtAndGrass: first whal was in homelands, but it wasn't a whale then 
 JKBalch: Heck yeah
 TheMerricat: @Julian_Rogue And here is today's reminder that it was a Trek Fanzine editor that 'invented' Mary Sue, she wrote a story lampooning all the tropes used in the fics she had to edit for her zine and the MC was named Mary Sue. 
 Strebenherz: TASHAAAAA
forpush: I love how I don’t know any of these characters but I love everyone being excited for them
 WiJohn: That's a nice card though
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: while fans labelled the graphical style LCARS (after an initialism that often appeared on them, Library Computer Access and Retrieval System), behind the scenes they were usually called Okudagrams, after Michael and Denise Okuda, the couple that created them
 TalpTheScot: soup it up
Dr_fragenstien: i normally hate time travel episodes but I liked this one
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: !!!!
 Strebenherz: THIS FLAVOR IS SO GOOD
Lysander_salamander: good editing
 TimeToFry: So is Wheeler on mono board wipes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So Good
 theymerLoviatar: I love Cetacean Ops they're so cute
 Shadowsoflife: @Mangledpixel Neat
Dr_fragenstien: OH NO
@violentfrog_: crystalline entity freaked me out as a kid, it killed everyone so fast
@articerile: S'tiffle
  @Simriel: The flavour in this set is kinda cracked
@Spotifist: yar matey
  @Simriel: Like they nailed the design/flavour mashup I think
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: Love this card
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: I am the guardian of forever
emperorchampion: Editing is on point
  TXC2: Dr_fragenstien helps that it has a BANGER of a moral dilemia
 Vinewood_OG: Uhhhhhh
 Sorator13: this ongoing story of "Wheeler complains about not finding whales - Cori finds a whale" is excellent
VNil: put that tribble in the reactor chamber. it will save us
 Decaped: Tribble says "I am the many"
 DeM0nFiRe: Dang that would go exponential too
 Mr_Bitterness: A Tribble in place of Spock in the  reactor is really funny
DirtAndGrass: whale tail
 CastleOtranto: Pop off, Ben!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: So, a Tribble is like a Scute Swarm, that doesn't require landfall.
Wolfstrike_NL: 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Armus
Lysander_salamander: oh, that guy
 WiJohn: Step one, copy my 0/1s that can't block, step 2, step 3 win the game!
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 DiscordianTokkan: T: destroy Tasha Yar
 raulghoulia: Ben excited for Armus, wow
Xed_Regulus: Armus freaked me out as a kid
 Strebenherz:    
 theymerLoviatar: a little Armus-bouche for Ben
powerflapjack: and he gets it with tasha
 Underachiever28: That was a creepy episode when I was a kid
 MalFnord: Wait, so Ben has Armus *and* Tasha?
 TalpTheScot: thats such a mean ooze
 jarnatan: Can't believe they gave Armus his own card and yet my Voyager Bridge Crew deck can't have any Chakotay
 Shadowsoflife: @DiscordianTokkan 
 Strebenherz: BUS ARMUS
rogerivany: @DiscordianTokkan Too soon.  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Kira!
Chenderle: Kira's so good
  @BoxedLogic: I think they did a good job of representing the eras they went for.
  @Simriel: Yeah agreed
@gaz-l621: aw that is so cool thematically with the phasing out!
  @BoxedLogic: Wheeler the Whaler
  @Simriel: Troubling Tribbles are like... REALLY good with Kirk
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@barb4rian: That is peak ooze
 flatluigi: i love this kira card it's so interesting
 tdapenguin: Great art
 Sage0fMadness: Kira is a really cool design
 jarnatan: Kira and Winota sitting in a tree...
Lysander_salamander: Yay it's Kira
 CaptainEnder7: The goobster who kills Tasha Yasha
 GhassanPL: Kira! Why do the best sets always come out when I'm broke?! 
funguslore: Neat
 TalpTheScot: oh shes going to get so large from tribbles
 Mr_Bitterness: KIra "Creating 10000 Commander Decks" Nalar
 flatluigi: blink after blocks 
 TehAmelie: wrinkle! that! brain!
 kynelwynn: Kira wants Flash creatures, Firebending and token makers
 tdapenguin: Poor wheeler
 jarnatan: Big balmy rares
DirtAndGrass: i'm broke... because i pre-ordered
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Lysander_salamander: love the editing
TheLadyMakai: wheeler opened another one of the scene cards, looks like
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: OnlyWhales
 Taveena: very small and illegal whales
Chenderle: 3 whales vs 40 magic cards
 Taveena: dolphins mostly
ukuleleturtle: she's gonna have a whale of a time
 theymerLoviatar: @Mr_Bitterness she's going to wind up as yet another legendary woman in my Rokiric deck and it never stops feeling weird
Volus_dude: whale whale whale...what we have here
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Invitare: 5 colours means 5 wins
VNil: ben no
 nervesend: Can't wait to cast Call of the Coppercoats with Kira
 Strebenherz:   
 Bugberry: @kynelwynn also instant-speed blink effects.
@gaz-l621: Kira real good
  @Simriel: Oh this card is great. So many Shenanigans for sure
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: Can't wait to see the commander brews that come out of Kira
@violentfrog_: no kidding
  @Simriel: Also it nails her resistance fighter style SO well
  @BoxedLogic: We love big bomby rares
Lysander_salamander: ben yes
 Shadowsoflife: BEN YES
Dr_fragenstien: 5 color does seem good with "new frontiers"
  TXC2: "thanks me"
Lysander_salamander: yay costumes
 singinnonsense: Thanks me
 CastleOtranto: Nice hat
 GhostValv: heck yeah
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh Ben's from the Holodeck
YeOldeMark: Data
 neisan2112:    
durketh: 
ThanhtTheBoss: They all look so cute!
Lysander_salamander: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWooglie: wow Ben
 TheMerricat: @jarnatan So, not to bring #politics into here, but given what was discovered about the guy who was behind creating Chakotay you probably won't see a lot of stuff featuring him that much these days.
 tdapenguin:       
 Shadowsoflife: I'm not suprised G has that
 TehAmelie: aww, no one cracked Deep Speep Neep?
  TXC2: Good enough
Invitare: that's *Commander* Anna, Graham
Wolfstrike_NL: O no, is Ben playing first and last round again  ?
 Underachiever28: Good job Ben 
DiamondTiki: That beard is way too decent looking for Data 
 JKBalch: Heck yeah Ben's cosplay is 3 layers deep
ThanhtTheBoss: Is that a racticino?
Voidhawk42: I see Anna Margret has three pips, is she Riker today?
 Sorator13: something something I hate gay halloween 
Tattybojangles69: Wheelers having the Klingon make up put on as we speak
forpush: She’s an admiral now
 devinesq: I love the outfits
 Sorator13: I'm very surprised that G isn't using one of their star trek mugs
 TalpTheScot: that crack a pack is an hour long
@articerile: that's a lie, the best sealed pools have 8 rares in Blue/Black
@BIL9000: ben just got off the holodeck
@gaz-l621: UW is the ships archetype i think?
  @Simriel: Best sealed pool I ever had was like 9 rares and mythics, 6 of which were colourless
@punit19: THERE ARE FOUR PIPS
  @Simriel: I won that Prerelease XD
@gaz-l621: Is Anna Cmdr Shelby?
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: Earl Grey I hope there Graham
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Talk about Star Trek on the Star Trek stream?
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 tdapenguin: @Sorator13 Oh!
TheMikeRobles: I have a friend who's never played MTG, and hes going to a prerelease this weekend for this set. 
daihideo: Still like the TMNT set. Hate me all you want 
 Shadowsoflife: @tdapenguin but he is
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 kynelwynn: Ben
 Strebenherz: @TheMikeRobles  
 Decaped: Great Star Trek Cosplay Ben!
 azureHaights: Worth noting: Crystalline Entity is a nonbo with riggity Rhox
 NoxStryx: @TheMerricat Almost like making cards directly connected to actual people is maybe not a great idea. People can always disappoint you.
Chenderle: rip collectors commons
 Sorator13: @Shadowsoflife the *other* star trek mug 
 kynelwynn: "Illusion? What're you hiding" triggers so many
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
  LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target Spacecraft. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Obsidian Order Operative [3B] | Creature — Cardassian Officer Spy [2/5] | Whenever you face a dilemma, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
  LRRbot: Neelix, Moral Support [1G] | Legendary Creature — Talaxian Advisor [1/1] | When Neelix enters, create a Food token. / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Neelix.
 Shadowsoflife: @Sorator13 Fair 
 DirtAndGrass: @Sorator13 that's picard's mug
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 Robot_Bones: It looks soo much like a Kyubey
  LRRbot: Ensign Pavel Chekov [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [1/5] | Strange new worlds — When Ensign Chekov enters, each opponent exiles the top X cards of their library, where X is the number of differently named lands you control. For each opponent, choose a land card that player owns exiled this way. You may play the chosen cards for as long as they remain exiled.
 jarnatan: Neelix is the best guy... in small doses
 GhostValv: o7
 jadielady: 
MNerenberg: There are two captains on the bridge right now
  LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.
 Julian_Rogue: I should bring my moopsy plush to pre release
 DiscordianTokkan: Hemmer!
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 ralphthellama: o7
  TXC2: remember: you're wrong to hate Neelix
@articerile: My best sealed pool was Lorwyn Eclipses PR, which was W/U heavy, and also had a Hallowed Fountain
@XmissVampPrincessX: Is it bad that instead of working I’m watching lol
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target …
@benink8658: graham has the same mug as picard? holy nerdism
 @LRRbot: Obsidian Order Operative [3B] | Creature — Cardassian Officer Spy [2/5] | Whenever you face a dilemma, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 @LRRbot: Neelix, Moral Support [1G] | Legendary Creature — Talaxian Advisor [1/1] | When Neelix enters, create a Food token. / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Neelix.
 @LRRbot: Ensign Pavel Chekov [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [1/5] | Strange new worlds — When Ensign Chekov enters, each opponent exiles the top X cards of their library, where X is the number of dif…
 @LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a…
 tdapenguin: @Julian_Rogue Yessss!
  LRRbot: Command Subadjunct [W] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | Artifact creatures you control have vigilance.
datastorm17: Hemmer was my fav character
 TheMerricat: @NoxStryx To be clear for anyone not on the in, the ACTOR for him wasn't the problem. The Native American Advisor for Voyager turned out to be a complete fraud.
 TehAmelie: on a general level, i feel like Tricorder should use 0 mana. imagine if those smartphones used measurable power
  LRRbot: Miles O'Brien, Transporter Ops [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/3] | When Miles O'Brien enters, return up to one other target creature or artifact you control to its owner's hand. / At the beginning of each end step, if a permanent was returned to your hand from the battlefield this turn, draw a card.
 Unas84: our Union man!
  LRRbot: McCoy, Not a Bricklayer [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [0/4] | Whenever McCoy or another Doctor you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Creatures you control with counters on them have lifelink.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
VNil: can't wait to pog out about Armus Skin of Evil while losing to it in Standard Reanimator
 DirtAndGrass: hemmer sounds too close to something else
 DiscordianTokkan: EACH
 gibbousm: The Doctor is not a Doctor
Voidhawk42: *EACH*?
 Strebenherz: Union maaan
 Shadowsoflife: EACH?!
 Bugberry: I think there's a card that turns something into a Doctor and removes their other types.
  LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Lysander_salamander: oh wow
 GhostValv: neat
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: hellll yeaah
  Juliamon: SICK
 TimeToFry: Hachi machi
funguslore: Sick
MWGNZ: spicy
 CastleOtranto: Oh, that's spicy
wh1sp3r3d: oh hell yeah
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wow
 Sorator13: 
 Mangledpixel: betleH!
TheLadyMakai: that's beautiful
Lysander_salamander: I don't even remember what the blood crypt is
 flatluigi: @Lysander_salamander shockland
 Strebenherz: DAAAAAANG
 tdapenguin: @TheMerricat Bummer because I enjoyed the character chakotay
  LRRbot: Arcum Dagsson [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | {T}: Target artifact creature's controller sacrifices it. That player may search their library for a noncreature artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
daihideo: Yeah that is a nice blood crypt I'd rock it.
datastorm17: I really wanted to call those "CRASH" lands
GreatGodOm: Has Ben got his franchises confused again? 
 Sorator13: Yep!
Zinga___: Big toughness creatures really be like a sleeper phrase causing Ben to talk about dumpers.
VNil: he transported Porthos and cannot figure out where it went
 Bugberry: He's The guy with the Astrolabe
 Mangledpixel: probably not Porthos, given the timeframe
 TimeToFry: I can already tell this might have a shot at being the longest PPR
  LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
 jarnatan: Archer would be a... spry older man by the time of that movie
 GhostValv: that might be fun 
 Shadowsoflife: love this art
 Strebenherz: QUARK
  TXC2: Quark talking to Vash here
VNil: another case of EACH?!
 Shadowsoflife: Wait, EACH?
Chenderle: where's my ds9 pixel art sim
 jarnatan: Quarkside Extortionist
VNil: EACH upkeep treasure
 TjPshine: just got off work, i dont know why ben is dressed like a ravnican, but Im excited to find out
  Juliamon: TjPshine He's on the holodeck
 Shadowsoflife: @VNil wild
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 DeM0nFiRe: Damn nice overlay
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 pleonasticTautology: GORGEOUS overlay
 Greyah: Oh, the overlay looks fantastic.
  TXC2: TjPshine he's Data as Sherlock Holmes
 tdapenguin: @TjPshine He's Data playing Sherlock Holmes
 Strebenherz: @TjPshine Data likes being a detective
Neesee: sweet overlay
 pleonasticTautology: thank you paul
 SolarBlitz1: Nice background paul!
TheLadyMakai: overlay great as always
anhakha: I love the backgrounds
 jarnatan: Miles Orion, Green Transporter Man
 Underachiever28: Can you still tap to get the mana even if you can sacrifice the treasure?
  LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 ruby_tifa: The overlay rules
tegan_musen: Stealler work on the overlay as always, Paul!
 tdapenguin: Overlay amazing
 Mr_Bitterness: That's a pretty good common
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Nice overlay Paul!
 Strebenherz: Overlay looks fantastic Paul!
 DiscordianTokkan: The hot green Pirates! Sometimes!
VNil: they're green for an amazing reason (biology)
 Julian_Rogue: or blue. there are blue oreeons
   LoadingReadyRun:  glad you like the overlay!
wh1sp3r3d: The LCARS overlay is slick!
Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^
 GasCityGaming: Ugh, this overlay is fantastic! 
 Mangledpixel: ooh, having the LCARS colour scheme matching the deck colours is *chef kiss*, well done Paul
 JKBalch: Holy bus that is a great overlay Paul!  
Invitare: @DiscordianTokkan Many Orions haven't been pirates for at least 5 years!
  LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace until end of turn if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
 FauksStarling: @LoadingReadyRun Younailed it!
 jarnatan: Hey it's Subcommander T'Paul
planeswalkagogo: the LCARS layout matching the deck's colours is just *chefs kiss*
  TXC2: Paul is an overlay wizzard
Raincoast_Bear: Tellerite
AliasV: I'm kinda on time this time! Woo!
 Myrniss: I love that the LCARS colours matches the deck colours
 Sorator13: Oh hey, it's Graham!
 codatski: The colors around lifetotals matching the deck colors is a spectacular touch Paul
 jarnatan: "Say what?" - "No, Sehlat!"
handsometom21: Jokes on chat, graham didn't dress up for this...this is just what he wears to work on Wednesday's
 baldy_dnd_nerd: @planeswalkagogo Hadn't clocked the colours!
 LRRMTG_Judge: @Underachiever28 Activating the innate ability of a Treasure token requires sacrificing it, so you can't do that. If you have another effect that allows you to tap artifacts for mana (for example), then you can still use your Treasures for that, though - BlackRose
 TimeToFry: It can, notably, block alone
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AliasV: Cat bear
@thisbymaster: RIP
 @LRRbot: Command Subadjunct [W] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | Artifact creatures you control have vigilance.
 @LRRbot: Miles O'Brien, Transporter Ops [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/3] | When Miles O'Brien enters, return up to one other target creature or artifact you control to its owner's hand. / At …
@gaz-l621: i love Hemmer's epithet
 @LRRbot: McCoy, Not a Bricklayer [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [0/4] | Whenever McCoy or another Doctor you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / Creatures you contro…
  @BoxedLogic: Not a bricklayer is a hilarious moniker out of context
@violentfrog_: she looks so much like Jane Seymour it's like Star Trek doing a crossover episode with Dr Quinn
 @LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
@nickatwork: This is the set I've been most excited for this year. Love to see Ben dressed as Sherlock Data
@barb4rian: That art is 💯
  @BoxedLogic: Love the bat'leth in the middle
 @LRRbot: Arcum Dagsson [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | {T}: Target artifact creature's controller sacrifices it. That player may search their library for a noncreature artifact card, put i…
@rasmusM: Hm, decent art but damn I dislike that frame on a magic card
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: yes Porthos
@thisbymaster: She is spot on
 @LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
@nickatwork: sending thoughts and prayers for a Ben deck tech
@razorswift93: rules of acquisition
@articerile: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
@violentfrog_: great layout
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: Rule of acquisition 102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
@articerile: War is good for business.
@articerile: Peace is good for business.
 @LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace unt…
  @BoxedLogic: A deal is a deal. Except among Ferengi
@TheCrimsonYoshi: Every man has his price
Dr_fragenstien: I loved seeing it there for the first time, especially after the TOS episode where spock describes vulcan "teddy bears" as also having sharp fangs and claws
 DirtAndGrass: why is sehlat italicized?
 Walla_tv: Longest PPR ever incoming each card come with one minute of lore drop 
 jarnatan: Borangutang
Chenderle: Vulcan bears sure are big
 ruby_tifa: Anna's joy is almost infectious
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 Strebenherz: It's great
ArkhamArchivist: +1 non borg creature type I guess
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
  LRRbot: Impossible Choice [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surgical Separation — Destroy target creature. Its controller creates two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / • Remain Fused — You draw two cards and each player loses 2 life.
 Unas84: kind of underlining how biology would work/look differently on different planets, with it being a bear
 tdapenguin: It's an alien animal so I suppose it can be similar to several different Earth creatures
Chenderle: lol, card reader spoiler
 Mangledpixel: Spock's pet Sehlat was previously mentioned in a TOS episode, where Spock's mother (I think) describes it as 'kind of like a big teddy bear'
Dr_fragenstien: ^
 Mangledpixel: hence the creature type
 Shadowsoflife: ^
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ohh that's clever
  LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
virgil82: That LCARS overlay is sick, amazing work Paul!
  LRRbot: Erica Ortegas, Plucky Pilot [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Erica Ortegas becomes tapped, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, return a land you control to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
 DiscordianTokkan: Erica!
 ElektroTal: Are they in a different studio? There's a strange echo
 jarnatan: She flies the ship!
Invitare: she's a war hero
  TXC2: AKA the best character on the show
 Shadowsoflife: ERICA!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Erica!
CheshireCake: Her name is Erica Ortegas, she flies the ship.
GalacticCyrus: Oh prompto long time no see
 Krektogar: as a non-trekkie, what is LCARS?
wh1sp3r3d: Love the SNW rep in this set
  TXC2: Krektogar the computer system in TNG
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Krektogar itss the computer interface
 Strebenherz:   
 Shadowsoflife: @Krektogar The name for that the overlay is called.
Sogheim: the Tuvix card!
 jarnatan: @Krektogar LCARS is the popular name for the graphical UI style seen on displays in Next Generation-era Star Trek
wh1sp3r3d: LCARS is the name of the main computer user interface, stands for Library Computer Access/Retrieval System
Krektogar: got it, thanks everyone 
 DirtAndGrass: may the force be with your choice
Invitare: Ben's pulling a Janeway
 TalpTheScot: oh no
 Strebenherz: HE SKIPPED IT
wh1sp3r3d: LOVE the reference to Tuvix lol
 jarnatan: @Invitare Without coffee? No way
 Strebenherz: Oh no
wh1sp3r3d: absolutely WILD episode
 Underachiever28: Janeway did Twovix ditry
Invitare: he's NOT pulling a Janeway
logophile99: who forgot to tell Ben this is the Stat Trek PPR not the Sherlock Holmes PPR?
 Kentosaurus: should have had a tuvix meld card
 tsp397: Ben choosing Tuvix
 nervesend: Janeway was right to kill Tuvix
CheshireCake: Wait, I only just noticed the glowy backgrounds in everyone's cameras. That's sick!
 jarnatan: @logophile99 it's a holodeck episode
 flatluigi: @logophile99 he's dressed up as data
tegan_musen: Skill dif to Janeway? Sorry ben you lose on that skill dif
 Shadowsoflife: @logophile99 He's data as sherlock
 tdapenguin: @logophile99 He's data as Sherlock holmes
rogerivany: @logophile99 He's DAta playing Sherlock Holmes
   LoadingReadyRun: @ElektroTal nope, normal studio. I'm not hearing anything different with the audio on my end
  LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 Gekyouryuu: oh, fun fact, chat: Tuvok's actor is also the "We ain't found sh-!" guy from Spaceballs
  TXC2: yes, Tim Russ
 Decaped: what's cha'dich with you
 Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu Really? Neat
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 Strebenherz: @Gekyouryuu He also actively plays blues concerts in California
wh1sp3r3d: nice
 Gekyouryuu: @Strebenherz rad
 jarnatan: @Gekyouryuu And you should absolutely say that to him whenever you meet him, he loves it
RELDnahcire: he wesley crushed it...
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tegan_musen: Ben retires champion of TNG
Lysander_salamander: I've not seen Discovery yet
VNil: @Kentosaurus "When Tuvix leaves the battlefield, start discourse online. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)"
Voidhawk42: Discovery Klingons. Why you don't mess with genetic engineering kiddies
 DirtAndGrass: @ElektroTal holodeck has acoustics need to be re-configured i guess
 jarnatan: I love Discovery. It's different in ways not everybody loves, but I think it slaps
 Gekyouryuu: @jarnatan that was how I found out was a video of him bemoaning that being how people know him, so I shan't
 MalFnord: @Strebenherz He's not bad, either. Heard him at a con a million years ago.
Capriox_42: how many games have i missed so far?
 neisan2112: Race Me Hannah!
 tdapenguin: @VNil Lololooool
 Mangledpixel: cha'DIch (which should NOT have the first C capitalised, btw) is literally 'second', from {cha'} 'two' + {-DIch} ordinal indicator
  TXC2: Capriox_42 none, this is game 1
 tdapenguin: @Capriox_42 This is first
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't know why Discovery felt the need to make Klingons scary purple vampires, that was an odd choice
VNil: @Capriox_42 this is round 1 game 1, so none
Capriox_42: wonderful
Sogheim: Mohg had some enemies
 LowUpsideCJ: Discovery Klingons are fixed Cascade Klingons
Chenderle: Duras framed him or something
Capriox_42: love the overlay
 Strebenherz: @MalFnord Mhm, he's good.  Bit hilarious to hear the same voice as Tuvok sing retired dad blues though
wh1sp3r3d: Discovery is a lot of fun as a sci-fi show, its not my favorite Star Trek show.
 jarnatan: Cha'Dich is also a good way to get started beatboxing
 TimeToFry: That goes hard
 Mr_Bitterness: Damn Picard
 Kentosaurus: @VNil lol
 Vinewood_OG: The original FAFO
  LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, investigate.
  TXC2: how to say "bring it" with some class
 Strebenherz: Picard is badass
Chenderle: Jake!
logophile99: thx everyone. Well in any case Ben won´t need a new costume for the Sherlock Holmes PPR.
 Strebenherz: Aww Jake
 Underachiever28: Picard is the man that got stabbed in the heart and laughed it off
@thisbymaster: bear that is not 2/2
  @BoxedLogic: BIG BEAR
@gaz-l621: @BoxedLogic A contract is a contract is a contract. But only among Ferengi
 @LRRbot: Impossible Choice [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surgical Separation — Destroy target creature. Its controller creates two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / • Remain Fused — You draw two cards an…
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 @LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Erica Ortegas, Plucky Pilot [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Erica Ortegas becomes tapped, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, retu…
@gaz-l621: she flies the ship
@AJtheSatyr: BOOM!
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: RIP Tuvix
@AJtheSatyr: Tuvix DED
@gaz-l621: the trolley problem but with alien flowers
@markmcclure6678: Paul as usual excellent job on the overlay, the LCARS is just chef kiss!
  @BoxedLogic: Tuvix Lives!
@AJtheSatyr: The Overlays are always awesome
 @LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
@gaz-l621: is Tuvix good in that VOY video game that came out?
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  @BoxedLogic: @gaz-l621 IDK about that game, but I'm imagining a star trek fighting game now, with DBZ level rosters
@AJtheSatyr: Big Swings this game
 @LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved th…
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: Jake!
 Decaped: Picard, canonically only a captain because he got into bar fights
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VNil: @TXC2 no one did it like Sir Patrick Stewart
  TXC2: Criroc Lofton is underrated as an actor
 DirtAndGrass: Locutus - is it La, or Low?
MNerenberg: Remember when Jake Sisko got seduced by a Space Muse?
  TXC2: VNil damn straight
VNil: @DirtAndGrass Low-cute-us
 Mangledpixel: there she is!
 tdapenguin: @Decaped I'm rediscovering lore I've forgotten &/ never watched
 jarnatan: Love the carpets on the Galaxy Class
unleashenlightenment: hell yea I'm catching a PPR liiiive
Capriox_42: oh wonderful job on deck name from Ben
 Unas84: what a beaut
  TXC2: MNerenberg yeap, I consider that the worst DS9 episode
MNerenberg: TNG theme tune intensifies
  TXC2: hello unleashenlightenment welcome
wh1sp3r3d: duhhhh duh-duh-duh duh-duh-DUHHHHH
anhakha: There's an alien race referenced in Voyager called the Bofur. Can the Bofur station D's?
 Shadowsoflife: @jarnatan as someone who plays enegineer, I have to say I what the deck plates
  LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a counter on it.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm sad the Enterprise J didn't get a cameo, terrible, ugly ship that it is
 Mangledpixel: anhakha that would be nuts
RedtheLily: the doctor, earth's mightiest hero
CheshireCake: Please state the nature of your medical emergency.
 Strebenherz: PICARDO
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'm very rapidly finding out what I'm like with doctor who cards
TheMikeRobles: @Strebenherz From Gremlins 2?!
 jarnatan: The Doctor, but not *that* The Doctor, unless...
 Shadowsoflife: Yea
MsMarkarth: Who made the super cool overlay?
tegan_musen: @RedtheLily HULK HATES HOLODECK!
Boltarion: its the doctor, where is his tardis?
MNerenberg: @TXC2 "seduced by space ghost" is a weirdly prevelent episode plot in multiple series and they're all stinkers
 Shadowsoflife: @Boltarion in the holodeck
  TXC2: MNerenberg right?
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 Strebenherz: @TheMikeRobles Robert picardo was in gremlins?
TheMikeRobles: @Strebenherz He was! Gremlins 2 
tegan_musen: @Boltarion if only Doctor's Companion didn't specify The Doctor, but would this count as it's literal card name The Doctor.
 NoxStryx: @MNerenberg From coast to coast?
 BillTheCat: rude and crude?
CheshireCake: Picardo is one of those guys that's in all of the things
 jarnatan: Robert Picardo was a leprechaun on an episode of Supernatural
tegan_musen: I want to run The Doctor and Clara Oswald as my doctor tribal commanders
 Mangledpixel: yes
 Strebenherz: @TheMikeRobles Interestin thank ya
  TXC2: was it voice only? 'cause he's voice only in Total Recall
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 bubba0077: yes
MNerenberg: Robert Picardo made out with a Gremlin in Gremlins 2
 Vinewood_OG: @TXC2 Johnnie Cab!
TheMikeRobles: @MNerenberg He sure did
 NoxStryx: And his name has "Picard" in his name.
 ralphthellama: Nice!
VNil: i think i should just keep my Memory-Alpha AND scryfall tabs open this afternoon
 tdapenguin: @MsMarkarth Paul! Paul rocks overlays.
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  TXC2: VNil smart
 TalpTheScot: thanks nelly from the warp core
Boltarion: @tegan_musen is that the ruling?
 Shadowsoflife: Good Idea @VNil
anhakha: @LoadingReadyRun You guys signed my "Atraxa in Space!" playmat at MagicCon Amsterdam. I'm looking forward to this set to completely upgrade my deck 
roguedoug: he’s the voice of the goofy aliens in “explorers”
unleashenlightenment: anna marGOAT eh
anhakha: My signed playmat is now my pride and joy
Boltarion: @Shadowsoflife this made me laugh
  LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 Shadowsoflife: @Boltarion I'm glad 
 jarnatan: @Boltarion The rules say "the Doctor" has to have the creature types "Time Lord Doctor" and no other creature types
MNerenberg: Voyager's EMH is one of my favorite Star Trek characters
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
tegan_musen: @Boltarion it was specified as such when marvel came out, i think. You can't run Rose Tyler and Doctor strange together as companions
Boltarion: @tegan_musen HUGE L
 TalpTheScot: klingon comboing off
bane1138: yes doctor's companion requires THE Doctor, not A Doctor
wh1sp3r3d: Reminds me of that episode where The Doctor met a Mark II EMH, which was fun worldbuilding to remind us that the Doc became special while the technology grew in the Alpha quadrant
tegan_musen: @Boltarion it really was
 jarnatan: (but I am already brewing a The Doctor, EMH + Clara Oswald rule 0 partner commander deck anyway)
 baldy_dnd_nerd: Anyone else hearing the Duras Sisters to the tune of the 'Schyler Sisters' from Hamilton
Makhiel: Klingons popping off
 LRRMTG_Judge: "A partner ability that allows a player to play with two legendary creature cards as their commander if one of them has Doctor’s companion and the other is a Time Lord Doctor with no other creature types." 
tegan_musen: @jarnatan big victory for you
powerflapjack: what is it with UB sets and having cracked Rakdos limited
LidofLoathing: Ok, I am now officially excited about the Klingons
 Strebenherz: @baldy_dnd_nerd  
 Shadowsoflife: Who else want to see LRR play  star trek adventures for dice friends ?
 flatluigi: hell yeah
 codatski: Clean Ben
TheLadyMakai: GG
  TXC2: wh1sp3r3d yeap, too bad that other EMH was played by Andy Dick 
MWGNZ: 
MNerenberg: @tegan_musen BUT Clara Oswald DOES double trickers from Star Trek Doctors
 AllTheWeasels: Its worse than that. She's dead Ben!
CheshireCake: @powerflapjack Klingons are good in battle, news at 11
@AJtheSatyr: now we just need Finn
@VigilanteHeatEngineer: that's a pretty enterprise
 @LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you con…
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Computer, deactivate iguana
@gaz-l621: Regular character on 3 different Trek series!
@violentfrog_: crewed but not crude
@Ckapter: I love this overlay. Not excited for this set, but love me some ST and the vibes here are immaculate.
 @tuxbeej: I did a bit on-stage with Robert. He was very patient with my depiction.
@gaz-l621: yep he's the same one from Voyager and Prodigy
  @Simriel: @tuxbeej That is very cool. He's always seemed like a very nice guy
@pelolep: yeah, he's specifically Voyager's Doctor, yeah, it's very relevant to the show because one of the main characters is another "photonic being"
 @LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
@gaz-l621: whoa, awesome Beej!
 @LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
@violentfrog_: so klingon....much qapla
@JesGolbez: :text-green-game-over:
@AJtheSatyr: DED
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Chenderle: always a turn off
tegan_musen: @MNerenberg oh ye it's why it'd be so good.
anhakha: Ben going fast at a PPR? shocked pikachu face.
 jarnatan: @MNerenberg She sure does!
 Mr_Bitterness: Turns out 2/1 with Haste tokens is pretty good
punderdome: @powerflapjack Right? You’d think UB sets would have cracked Dimir 😏
 TheMerricat: Chat, it is appropriate that she's wearing the red uniform? 
 tdapenguin: @TheMerricat Yeah, it's tng
Lysander_salamander: very valhala
  TXC2: TheMerricat yes, she's got 3 pips
tegan_musen: I was at one point runing my doctor who only deck into a doctor kindred deck, but then turned it back because I wanted just a doctor who deck more than the doctors in the game
MNerenberg: Stovo'Quor!!!!!
 Mangledpixel: Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
Invitare: also the Klingon afterlife MIGHT be real. It also might have been a hallucination
 TheMerricat: I meant because she died, not trying to crit the costume but thanks chat. 
 cmdrud87: and then, they made love on their corpses
 NoxStryx: Klingon Valhalla?
 RatherLargeToad: Anyone else ever see The Klingon Christmas Carol?
 Bugberry: @powerflapjack Rakdos was actually one of the worse archetypes in Avatar limited.
 Julian_Rogue: I want to say the quote is similar to "Our gods became more trouble than they were worth and we slayed them"
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 jarnatan: @TheMerricat Well then she should be in gold, because redshirts and gold shirts swapped colours in TNG
 Micalovits: Huh, I wonder if thats the inspiration for Guild Wars Charr
 TheWanderingNomad: Goood morning Chat, how goes the PPR so far?
 RatherLargeToad: They were too troublesome
  TXC2: Kahless didn't kill the gods, that was before
 tdapenguin: @TheMerricat Lol, whoops! Sorry for missing the point
MNerenberg: @NoxStryx It's exactly that. They even ride a boat there
 TheMerricat: @jarnatan 
 Mangledpixel: no, it was ancient Klingon ancestors, not Kahless
 Decaped: Kahless just was really inspired by Shakespeare and did that.
  TXC2: Kahless is like Klingon Jesus
 jarnatan: Kahless? Say less
 Mr_Bitterness: @Micalovits I can certainly see that!
 NoxStryx: Have you heard the one about what the enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
TheMikeRobles: The FedLRRation?
dernerntyern: Have we experienced Bij?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Kahless also got his spine emancipated by Abraham Lincoln
Dr_fragenstien: that was a good TTC episode
  TXC2: also Kahless was doing his thing in like 1566 
 bubba0077: is anyone else getting brief audio cut-outs, or is it just me?
MWGNZ: wouldve watched it if it was 4 hours
 Strebenherz: @MWGNZ Same
 Mr_Bitterness: Love the deep dives with all the references
 accountmadeforants: Established tremendous nerd cred
TheLadyMakai: i loved all the long vids
 jarnatan: "warhammer knowledge people" is the kindest way I've heard that phrased
VNil: @TXC2 "like"? he came back from Sto-Vo-Kor! took a bit longer than 3 days, though
  TXC2: bubba0077 I'm getting the whole stream suttering every so often, but that might be on my end
MNerenberg: ANNA MARGRET RELEASE THE UNCUT VID NOOOOOWWW!!!!
MWGNZ: 
 ralphthellama: Release the lore-dump cut!
tegan_musen: @jarnatan as a warhammer knowledge person i can atest
  TXC2: VNil touché 
Capriox_42: infodumping is always wonderful and welcome!
 Bugberry: Avatar was that set for me.
TS_Terrapin: Yeah, passionate people being passionate about the things the love is usually great watching
Chenderle: always remember to shower
anhakha: hold open eyes
anhakha: scream
 hd_dabnado: I forgot today was the prerelease but AAAAAAA Star Trek!!
 NoxStryx: Why does EVERY ONE of the precons have white?
 tdapenguin: @Capriox_42 This, yes!!!!
 MaskedThespian: Klingon Death Yell
 TheMerricat: Security team to the Moonbase, SHOTS FIRED. 
 cherryblossomchef: there probably is, but don't call me shirley
 Myrniss: I'm not sure how showering lead to death screams 
Lysander_salamander: And keep their eyes open as they're dying
tegan_musen: @NoxStryx because everyone is fundementally good in Star Trek?
lilmeaches: smh Ben...
 Transmuted_Elf: There is a good Star Trek comic series involving  some enity killing the gods after the Dominion war. Many gods remember what the klingons did and fled reality to wait things out.
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 Mangledpixel: it's called a Heghtay - a death ritual
 Julian_Rogue: the portrati backgrounds are new. good job paul
 Mr_Bitterness: Tendi is a sweety and a badass
  LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 Julian_Rogue: margaret would be TENDI in a heart beat
 RatherLargeToad: Mistress of the Winter Constellations?
 MaskedThespian: Tendi, Animated Scientist.  I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
 Shadowsoflife: @tegan_musen the borg?
Chenderle: Blinged Out Crypt!
Voidhawk42: Pretty much all orion's have done some pirating at one stage or another. It's basically a gap year
tegan_musen: @Shadowsoflife na, we ignore the borg
 Shadowsoflife: @MaskedThespian 
unleashenlightenment: on these lands the borders dont look too horrible
  LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: one of these days I'll just go wild and write a paper about the parallel evolution of Klingons and Kzin from Known Space, a universe that had a very brief brush with Trek because of one Animated Series episode
Capriox_42: oh the blood crypt is so pretty
 jarnatan: Alright, gonna go to therapy, back in an hour! (therapy's good, I recommend it to everyone)
 accountmadeforants: "Judge, my opponent is flexing his sick pulls on me!"
Lysander_salamander: those land arts look great
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 DiscordianTokkan: Tworien
 TimeToFry: DuOrion
  LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
 Viewers_Like_You: People need to stop focusing on the past, Orion society hasn't been piracy-focused for *onths*!
tegan_musen: @Shadowsoflife I am willing to become borg
5_color_bad_stuff: noooooooo, I'm an hour late - I thought it started now T.T
  TXC2: so long jarnatan therapy well
 Shadowsoflife: @tegan_musen Fair
MNerenberg: LOVE Quark!!!!
 jarnatan: @Shadowsoflife Q'apla!
Dr_fragenstien: EACH
Sogheim: Quark combos with Urza
tegan_musen: as an Ad Mech player I welcome leaving behind the weakness of the flesh
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, latinum strips
 Mr_Bitterness: EACH
  TXC2: 5_color_bad_stuff BC didn't go back in time with DST
MNerenberg: EEEEAAAACCCHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chenderle: pretty sure there was an episode where someone wanted Quark to die to become rich
 hd_dabnado: Can't sac the treasure is great flavor
 Strebenherz: Getting Quark killed to be able to spend the treasure is hilarious
niccus: spend money? over his dead body
  LRRbot: L'Rell, Fierce Visionary [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [1/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
 tsp397: Classic Quark
 Shadowsoflife: @jarnatan Q'apla!
5_color_bad_stuff: @TXC2 ah, that explains it 
baneless27: lol omg so funny'
Capriox_42: latinum each dang upkeep is so good
@gaz-l621: Klingons turn sideways seems accurate
@mikecatanzaro7329: cheese grater indeed
@articerile: Qapla'
@AJtheSatyr: Klingon aggro seems good
@markmcclure6678: I welcome the bonus 3 hour talk though.
@mikecatanzaro7329: the klingon gods were apparently "more trouble than they were worth."
@violentfrog_: Some of us listen to youtube while we work. 3hrs totally fine
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
@articerile: she's very literally animated
 @LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
@JesGolbez: :elbowcough: Time for oomox
 @LRRbot: L'Rell, Fierce Visionary [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [1/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the …
@gaz-l621: why does it say each?!?
@articerile: Quark is great because you can just keep hitting your opponent with him, because they won't want him to die and give them access to the treasures
 TheMerricat: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa So I probably don't need to tell you this but that episode was actually _written_ by Larry Niven which is how they were able to bring the Kzinti to Trek. :DF
VNil: yknow, I was worried that I couldn't put Quark in my Korvold deck bc I want to sacrifice my treasures, but... i can just sacrifice Quark... hmmmmmm
 TalpTheScot: we should all be so happy getting beat at magic
baneless27: good point talp
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baneless27: its just for fun
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @TheMerricat yep, and I was so crushed that they didn't get him back for an episode of Lower Decks before it got cancelled :c
 Mr_Bitterness: Synergy! (in the Jackbox game voice)
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 MaskedThespian: @Chenderle Quark was diagnosed with a terminal illness, so he presold his vacuum dessicated remains.  When it turned out he wasn't, he had to renege on the purchase, which was to Brunt (FCA), so he lost his licence to operate as an official Ferengi
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 TalpTheScot: specially prerelease, its fun seeing someone pop off against you
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
Sogheim: Quark gonna cause another Revel in Riches price spike
Chenderle: @MaskedThespian oooh yaaaa, lol
  TXC2: Sogheim it's what he would want
baneless27: your SO hard to get around
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 jolly6100: time for magic 
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 WrightJustice: Oh stupid DST made me miss the start
  TheWormbo: Treasure?
SirKerrick: Anna and Ben at Moonbase.
 Decaped: I demand more treasure for Anna
 MrAsharak: Treasure!
Dr_fragenstien: 3rd treasure as ben starts his turn?
5_color_bad_stuff: @TheWormbo same 
 Mr_Bitterness: Acquisitioning to the moon
  TXC2: the Dominion didn't derseve the Jem'hadar
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  LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace until end of turn if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
 MaskedThespian: It was only Goran'agar who didn't need Ketracel White.  Probably just a single mutation
VNil: I heard "Engineering to Bridge" and thought it was still Desert Bus season
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 NoxStryx: Quark IS messed up, and the card is pretty good too.
SirKerrick: No, you need to declare a target when trigger is added to the stack unfortunately
  TXC2: VNil back in the day it was "shipping to command"
 LRRMTG_Judge: Yes, you can stack the triggers so you make the token first, then resolve the Captain's ability, which will include that token's power for its ability. You just can't target the token itself with the Captain's trigger - Natedogg
fanofmosteverything9: Today is a good turn to die.
 baldy_dnd_nerd: as the ferengi would want
baneless27: scruge mic duck over here
 falcn120: Quark would approve of a room full of treasure
evilspoons983: I've literally never watched an MTG event before and I don't play Magic but these Star Trek cards are just too good
tegan_musen: it's always more exciting to have a pile of any tokens
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
tegan_musen: i keep a stack of like 40 soldiers with my Darien King of kjeldor deck
FadedOasis: The first thing you should spend that treasure on is a disc of desiccated Quark.
 tdapenguin: @evilspoons983 Welcome in! I agree,  these cards are fabulous!
SirKerrick: That moment when you see Natedogg in a different context ~7+ years later. Nothing but good vibes that all will be right in the universe
 HalcyonPrime9: notably not a prey species though, as we found out later
 Decaped: Quark soon to be dessicated.
  LRRbot: Exploratory Mission [2RR] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may play that card this turn. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, add {R}{R}.
Capriox_42: maybe make some physical slips, strips, and bars of latinum to use as treasure token
 Strebenherz: Quark, before the walls fell
 Gekyouryuu: chat, proposition: for Star Trek games specifically, we refer to moving to combat as "set phases to "kill""
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Xed_Regulus: Rules of Acquisition 102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
 TalpTheScot: some real interesting red mana things going on
 froshambo: First officer played by the incredible Doug Jones
Dr_fragenstien: "just a little more treasure" famous last words
baneless27: the " greed " 
 CaptainSpam: 
 Strebenherz:    
 Micalovits: Quark agrees to do the greedy play
 TalpTheScot: graham has to run out of  treasure eventually
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@articerile: He has the lobes for business
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
@gaz-l621: Mary Chieffo seems so delighted to be in Star Trek
@AJtheSatyr: @gaz-l621 Cos Quark greedy
@toripaige7290: Just arrived, who is the lovely person playing against Ben?
@Mgreggphoto: woof 359
@violentfrog_: "Bridge to table friend..."
 @LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace unt…
@gaz-l621: Anna Margaret, one of today's guests
@politikh: it was Omet'Iklan that was free of the Ketracel-white 😉
@toripaige7290: Thank you Gaz
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
@woocls4973: Klingon warriors doing what they do best
@politikh: Remata'Klan got betrated by his vorta when they got stranded on a desolate world.
@AJtheSatyr: 🐐
 @LRRbot: Exploratory Mission [2RR] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Then exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonla…
Infenwe: Looking at the list of cards on scryfall, there doesn't appear to be an Experience Bij card.  Shucks.
  LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, investigate.
  TXC2:  has been called
 Decaped: seven mana overrun
Dr_fragenstien: "I died never casting my cards, but for a moment I generated lots of value for shareholders"
 Kentosaurus: Look at all that priceless liquid latinum suspended inside worthless bits of gold
 TheShatzMan: is Ben in "Data-as-Sherlock Holmes" cosplay? lol
CheshireCake: Rule of Acquisition 23: Nothing is more important than your health (life total)... except your money (treasure).
 Terminal423: Anna's straight Scrooge McDuckin it over here
baneless27: lil frag
 CaptainSpam: @Infenwe I mean, if there WERE, then Beej would HAVE to be in the Moonbase at the ready.
baneless27: lol*
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Infenwe I was hoping to see Experience Bij as a reskin of Decimation Web
SirKerrick: Ulmer, his Klingons Wide. Anna, when the latinum fell.
  TXC2: TheShatzMan sure is
MWGNZ: and all the new life is caked up
baneless27: xD
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that episode of DS9 when the runabout got really small?
fanofmosteverything9: Sensors detecting fatties, Captain.
 MaskedThespian: @SirKerrick Picard, his palm upon his face.
anhakha: that's what she said
 TheShatzMan: @TXC2 lol nice
 Strebenherz: Quark getting slapped by a Klingon.  Again.
 tdapenguin: @TheShatzMan Yup!
 TalpTheScot: doesnt the kelpian have flying too?
CheshireCake: Well, at least Anna can go to the dabo tables after this match.
  LRRbot: Impossible Choice [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surgical Separation — Destroy target creature. Its controller creates two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / • Remain Fused — You draw two cards and each player loses 2 life.
 MaskedThespian: Tuvix!
DiamondTiki: Wait, why would that say "surgical" separation
Invitare: "No, she just murdered him! He begged her to live!"
 N2Osferatu: Don't separate them, tht's how we got Boston Neelix
 James_the_Dabbler: Ben is facing a dilemma here
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tegan_musen: "Greed over!"
  TXC2: you say Janeway Murdered Tuvix, but remember that NO ONE on the Bridge stopped her
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 
tegan_musen: We all kiled Tuvix
 Decaped: huh, there's actually very little trample in this set
fanofmosteverything9: There were two guys in that pilot!
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Sogheim: get the Kzinti!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I LOVE that there's a Kzin
 TimeToFry: A dilemma, if you will
GLHFMagic: JUSTICE FOR TUVIX
  TXC2: GLHFMagic damn right
fanofmosteverything9: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Now I want a Nivenyrral's Disk reprint.
MNerenberg: Kzinti or Jaxa
Volus_dude: would have been nice if tribble had trample
  LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
CheshireCake: @Volus_dude That would really be trouble
 N2Osferatu: The return of Tenacious D!
 Viewers_Like_You: With all the many capabilities of the transporter, surely there was a way that they could split Tuvix apart but leave Neelix gone
 MaskedThespian: Is Nelly dressed up as Judge Q from Encounter at Farpoint?
Dr_fragenstien: the teleporter is the source of so many "plotholes" of "why didn't they just use the teleporter for X?".
 Strebenherz: @Viewers_Like_You 
Lysander_salamander: wow
Lysander_salamander: rude
evilspoons983: @Viewers_Like_You 
MWGNZ: 
 Kentosaurus: @Viewers_Like_You lol
 Strebenherz: How dare
GLHFMagic: How about they just keep splitting them down smaller and smaller for fun
  TXC2: it's Wrong to hate Neelix
SirKerrick: What happens in Delta Quadrant stays in Delta Quadrant
GLHFMagic: hiiiii
 MaskedThespian: Justice for Thomas Riker!  He got taken into custody by the Cardassians and was never seen again!
Sogheim: did they get the orchid back?
fanofmosteverything9: Tu, Vok, Nee, and Lix.
MNerenberg: I love that in Lower Decks they bring up that the Tuvix thing could be fixed, but it would take more resources then Voyager had access to
 Vinewood_OG: Thomas Riker, his beard removed.
 KingOfDoma: @MaskedThespian ... watch Lower Decks. 
  TXC2: Sogheim the episode never says
evilspoons983: @Sogheim actually... good point
  LRRbot: Transporter Malfunction [1R] | Sorcery | Transporter Malfunction deals 3 damage to any target. / Beam me up {3}{R}{R}{R}
Xed_Regulus: My best friend named her dog Neelix, because he is her Moral Officer.
 @LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved th…
@woocls4973: meeting new life and sending them into combat
 @LRRbot: Impossible Choice [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Surgical Separation — Destroy target creature. Its controller creates two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / • Remain Fused — You draw two cards an…
@gaz-l621: lookit all that latinum
 @LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
@gaz-l621: but then which Tuvix do you kill?
@wesleyswingley: Tenacious D!!!
 @LRRbot: Transporter Malfunction [1R] | Sorcery | Transporter Malfunction deals 3 damage to any target. / Beam me up {3}{R}{R}{R}
 Kentosaurus: @MaskedThespian lol I forgot he existed
 MaskedThespian: @KingOfDoma Need to catch up on that.  It's on my to-do list.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Xed_Regulus awwwww
 Vinewood_OG: @Kentosaurus So did the writers. 
Raincoast_Bear: My dog is named Mr. Spock because his ears stick up.
steevee_: These games have been so good already, it’s making me so excited for  prerelease!
 NoxStryx: The transporter is pretty much canonically a murder/clone machine a-la "The Prestige".
  TXC2: Raincoast_Bear and because he is,and always will be your friend
Raincoast_Bear: He's not very logical, tho.
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VNil: i always figured that the Tuvix decision was a legal issue bc the implications on legal personhood would be Very Bad if you could just manufacture clones
 TalpTheScot: hahaha
  TXC2: YES PAUL YES!
 TheWanderingNomad: W Paul
 Kentosaurus: well done paul
Chenderle: Whoa!
 TimeToFry: Heck yeah
 FauksStarling: PAUL!
MNerenberg: HECK YEAH!!!!
 Strebenherz: Thank you all for being enjoyable dorks about trek.  Grew up on it and I like seeing this
 Terminal423: YES
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha 
 Strebenherz: THE NOIIISE
Sogheim: federation transporter noise!
 rynsfelda: 
tegan_musen: so good
  LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, investigate.
Capriox_42: wonderful noise
sallomon33: Paul is the GOAT 
 Julian_Rogue: ngl that made me teary eyed
fanofmosteverything9: Get rid of Tuvix, then the transporter malfunction? Weird order of operations.
FadedOasis: Hey chat-judge, if I had Quark in play, could I Beam me up the Transporter Malfunction, choose to bounce Quark to allow me to use treasures to pay the mana?
 stippledotter: The overlay is so cool!
  TXC2: Jake showing up more times this game then in an average DS9 Season  
 wingless85: 
GLHFMagic: Paul now do the sound of Tuvix being beamed into smaller and smaller pieces for fun
VNil: @fanofmosteverything9 "okay we have sent Tuvix to the Mirror Universe, Captain. now what?"
   LoadingReadyRun:  I guess that was a malfunction, so it should transporter to sad trombone
 Strebenherz: @GLHFMagic  
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  LRRbot: The Naked Time [1R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Whenever a creature you control enters this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it gains haste until end of turn. / III — Sacrifice a land.
 GhostValv: naked time 
5_color_bad_stuff: ~oh! my! ~
fanofmosteverything9: Oh my...
 Mr_Bitterness: So.... why Naked Time?
 MaskedThespian: The Naked Time?  Happening now?  Surely that makes it The Naked Now...  
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you think Janeway ever grabbed his pattern out of the transporter to kill him again for fun?
ShifuDaxiongmao: @LoadingReadyRun autotune the transporter sound to the sad trombone notes played? 
loufghyslaufey: Episode Sagas? HOW!?
 2Flower: Ahh, the Horny Flu episode.
Raincoast_Bear: Mooplix, the friendly Talaxian who sucks out your bones.
Zinga___: Why does this card exist 
loufghyslaufey: I mean, there's so many...!!
 Mr_Bitterness: Ah
evilspoons983: space drunk, space horny
 FauksStarling: Lower Decks did a great version
tegan_musen: Is that a Mountain on your battlefield or are you just playing a Saga?
 Mr_Bitterness: Thanks Graham
  LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 accountmadeforants: It's the obligatory anime fanservice episode 
  TXC2: yeah Space Drunk is good enough descriptor
 falcn120: I think I need to agree with movie era Scotty (I think), the number of transporter issues over the years makes me want to trust shuttle crafts so kuch more than transporters
loufghyslaufey: "Lower Decks" Secret Lair when?
  LRRbot: Replicator [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token you control.
 KingOfDoma: I still love the fact that when Sulu called Uhura a "fair maiden", Nichols improvised "sorry, neither" cuz she was black (and thus not fair of complexion) and not a maiden (iykyk  )
MNerenberg: @loufghyslaufey It's already announced
 Gekyouryuu: one of my favorite bits about that episode is George Takei adlibbed the "I'll save you fair maiden!" line and Nichelle Nichols responded genuinely with the "sorry, neither."
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 maywecomein: Haha just logged onto discord and I’m getting a survey from discord about mtg: Star Trek!
 MaskedThespian: @falcn120 Reginald Barclay has a phobia of using the transporter
fanofmosteverything9: Ice cream, chocolate, cold
ekplayscards: gamersss
  TXC2: Hasperat
 MaskedThespian: It's Bajoran hasperat
 MalFnord: Yeah that's hasperat
 Vinewood_OG: Hasperat
MNerenberg: They make burritos in an episode of Discovery
 HalcyonPrime9: hasperat!
Capriox_42: Hasperat!
 MaskedThespian: Basically, a spicy wrap
  LRRbot: Pattern Buffer Preservation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Beam me up {1}{B}
 Bugberry: too bad there's no 500 cigarettes
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is there a food token of the TOS classic Leaf and Cube meal?
GLHFMagic: I got space drunk after I killed the tiniest Tuvix. he was as big as a thimble
ShifuDaxiongmao: look at all these nerds (affectionate) 
VNil: okay so the cards REALLY want to relitigate Tuvix.
 RealLegitStreamer: That reminds me of the Talaxian Turkey Wrap at the old Star Trek Experience in Vegas
 falcn120: @MaskedThespian Ah true, but wasn't there a line in maybe the first movie where Scotty refused to teleport up and they had to wait for him to take a shuttle?
Lysander_salamander: And there was the whole thing with Scotty saving himself in the pattern buffer too
 MalFnord: @falcn120 That's McCoy, and the beamed him up anyway
 @LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved th…
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 @LRRbot: The Naked Time [1R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a basic Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Whenever a creature you control enters this turn…
 @LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
@whodere: TNG also had an episode kind of like this, where everyone gets space drunk
 @LRRbot: Replicator [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token you control.
 @LRRbot: Pattern Buffer Preservation [1B] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. / Beam me up {1}{B}
@woocls4973: space subway
@JesGolbez: Wrap-licator?
@ChaplainDeaden: It's one of the forms of Haspirat
@JonaxII: damn those retcons
Xed_Regulus: @RealLegitStreamer Was the wrap Talaxian, or was the turkey?
 MaskedThespian: @falcn120 Maybe.  Whenever I think of The Motion Picture I can only remember the slow flyby of the Enterprise.  That took up like the entire movie, right?
 Mr_Horrible: Boldly going to the top of my library
 KingOfDoma: Geordi finished the refit
Lysander_salamander: The transporter malfunction in the Motion Picture was the most memorable part to me, unfortunately.
VNil: i'm sad we didn't get a Bajoran solar sailer as a Spacecraft
 MaskedThespian: @KingOfDoma You can thank the good ol' Prime Directive.
 Viewers_Like_You: @Lysander_salamander Sadly, not 100% reliable. Poor Ensign Franklin
 N2Osferatu: Quick, put the redshirts in the way!
 RealLegitStreamer: @Xed_Regulus My guess is it was a Talaxian spin on the turkey wrap
Xed_Regulus: Disco McCoy was the most memorial part for me
 MaskedThespian: @RealLegitStreamer Made of leola root?
 Vinewood_OG: "Let's fly!"
WotC_Matt: The Talaxian Turkey Wrap at STTE (add cheddar cheese) was my lunch of choice.
ShifuDaxiongmao: GLHFMagic is kind of like the old man in Sylvanian Families cartoon... "Getting small, smaller, smallest!" 
  TXC2: "I would like the ship to go now"
Invitare: "Maximum warp me"
 flatluigi: !card hit it!
  LRRbot: Hit It! [1RG] | Enchantment | Creatures you control have haste. / When this enchantment enters, reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your graveyard.
 MaskedThespian: Engage the core!
  LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
Capriox_42: okay ilove the background to the headshot cams
 RatherLargeToad: “Engage the core”
 Mr_Horrible: I remember Worf saying that every episode, yes 
 Vinewood_OG: "I would like the engine to go now." 🖖🏻
 CaptainSpam: Please, Ben, the phrase is "Let's get Klingy!". 
 2Flower: This is making me wanna do a Lower Decks rewatch. But I just started a TNG rewatch!
  TXC2: "the Kingon's said it's Qa'pla time and then they Qa'pla'd all over us"
 Mangledpixel: tlhIngan poH!
  LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
 MaskedThespian: @2Flower You've got two eyes and two ears, right?
WotC_Matt: Who could forget that time Worf looked up and said "Klingon this!"
 theymerLoviatar: this time is against Twitch TOS
 MaskedThespian: @WotC_Matt Assimilate this!  But close enough
 2Flower: @MaskedThespian 
ShifuDaxiongmao: @2Flower challenge.. lower decks themed Commander deck 
 NoxStryx: I mean..i do think some people tried to give it to the captain during the naked time.
VNil: @ShifuDaxiongmao pauper commander
 flatluigi: bigger than before.
graffd02: I definately remember when Worf looked at Wesley-san and said "Kling-on Kling-off"
SarahCyberFae: watching the cards and knowing most references, i suddenly realize how many hours i spend watching star trek and now i have to figure out if thats a good or bad thing XD
 Decaped: Is the Naked Time the sexiest Star Trek Magic card?
SirKerrick: Did Anna not gain 1 after declaring the landfall trigger? I thought they were already at 21
WotC_Matt: It is the best thing.
  TheWormbo: @Decaped There's always Earthbound to compete with…
SoylentDoener: @Decaped ever seen dwarven miner
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like the fan theory that part of the reason that the Federation has so many transporter malfunctions, warp core breaches, temporal anomalies, etc is that they're constantly operating way beyond the safety margins that all other other species use. Even Klingons and Romulans think humans are insanely reckless
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Decaped Enthralling Victor may still hold a sway over people
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun Checks out
SarahCyberFae: @LoadingReadyRun to be fair, humans keep proving them right in that
anhakha: and now... lightning axe?
 Mr_Horrible: Twelve-Takers Local 1212
 theymerLoviatar: Cool twelveology!
 PsychoI3oy: but it's not a great secret key
 DeM0nFiRe: Most famous private key ever
ShifuDaxiongmao: @LoadingReadyRun "In space noone can hear you break ISO"
 MaskedThespian: @LoadingReadyRun I saw a Tumblr post suggesting that Humans are the "Hold my beer" engineers of the Alpha Quadrant
 Mr_Horrible: "beauty"
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fanofmosteverything9: "At the beginning of your first main phase" is a good time to trigger.
@woocls4973: The Enterprise discovering new lands is thematically appropriate
@CardboardTamer: Gram... according to the Set Card Gallery... the Food Token is a reference to TNG
@articerile: It's a Bajoran burrito, Bajortito
 @LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
 @LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
@articerile: love the idea of beaming up cards with good ETBs
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SirKerrick: The real delays in joining the federation is finding work arounds each species OSHA transporter laws?
 SarahParagon: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift!
 Mr_Horrible: the set so nice they printed it twice
graffd02: @LoadingReadyRun I like to think that they're mostly humans using technology created by other species and dont fully have the brain power to operate it correctly.
 pleonasticTautology: @SarahParagon no problem :3
 theymerLoviatar: Not dying: sometimes a Magic players Kobayashi Maru.
 Viewers_Like_You: @LoadingReadyRun Something something "the Vulcan phrase for finally understanding what the word f*** is for"
anhakha: That's why they want sagas to trigger in Main Phase 1 and have even said that if they were making Magic anew, they would have gotten rid of upkeep entirely.
 Mr_Horrible: said like "I could eat": "I could die"
anhakha: Allows them to make abilities which generate mana, etc.
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible lol lmao
  LRRbot: Grand Nagus Zek [2B] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Noble [1/1] | Grand Nagus Zek gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control. / Whenever another creature dies, create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 MAPBoardgames: I just gotta say, That overlay is killing it.
anhakha: "Inconceivable!"
  TXC2: Wallace Shaw!
   LoadingReadyRun: @MAPBoardgames thanks!
 pleonasticTautology: killer wallace shaw, graham
fanofmosteverything9: Never bet against a Ferengi when death is on the line!
graffd02: You made one of the classic blunders!
MNerenberg: Grahm, that was a really good Wallace Shawn immitation
 Simonark: Finally, the star of my new My Dinner With Andre typal deck
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there was a lot of practice a few Desert Buses ago
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ShifuDaxiongmao: "To boldly go where no man has gone before" isn't actually about space exploration, but just messing about with transporters to see what freakish stuff might happen.
 MaskedThespian: The funny thing is that I've never seen The Princess Bride.  So the only thing I really know Wallace Shawn is from Deep Space Nine.
 thraximore: @Simonark +2
Xed_Regulus: How much would I have paid to have heard him use that line as Zek lol
loufghyslaufey: WUT? Dang it! I don't even know if I'll afford it on that day!
 N2Osferatu: How many a's are in Quaaaaaark! in your proposed falvor text, Graham?
anhakha: I want Grand Nagus Zek to have a scene with Wesley. They can have a drink together.
 Bugberry: never bet against a Ferengi when death is on the line.
 Decaped: For more Princess Bride, watch strange new worlds!
 Mr_Horrible: I haven't looked but *surely* one of the treasure token arts is gold pressed latinum, right?
Raincoast_Bear: Andre Martin played Quarks mom in her first appearance.
 NoxStryx: @Mr_Horrible Yes
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Uniclonus: @Mr_Horrible Look at Anna's board
Xed_Regulus: @Bugberry Wouldn't it be profit, not death?
MNerenberg: @MaskedThespian When I saw the Princess Bride for the first time, I was like, "But his lobes are so small!"
 Mr_Bitterness: @MaskedThespian I recommend seeing it. Really holds up.
 MaskedThespian: @Raincoast_Bear Ishka, aka Moogie
 Mr_Horrible: @Uniclonus I may still need my coffee  excellent tho
McGreeb: How could we not get a single card for Jeffrey Combs?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Bitterness  one of my favorite movie of all time
 MaskedThespian: "Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise."
baneless27: yes
MNerenberg: @McGreeb Wait... is that true?!?! But I wanted a Combs meets Combs meets Combs card
 ELD_Winterlight: A strategy known as "make 'em have it"
Dr_fragenstien: !card cantankerous captain
  LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace until end of turn if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
Raincoast_Bear: Maybe Jeffrey Combs gets his own set?
Xed_Regulus: @LoadingReadyRun Perfect film
 Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun Same, ever since my childhood.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I want to thank Ben for helping keep Bigger Than Before alive
goateedave86: Gets a treasure as well
 MaskedThespian: @MNerenberg Should have been a "Spider-Man pointing" meme equivalent artwork
  TXC2: who needs a suffergette movement when you have Ishka! Ishka: for when women need rights right now!
McGreeb: @Raincoast_Bear 10 card secret lair each a different charicter
  LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
 Chronomagistrate: @Raincoast_Bear I'm kinda thinking/hoping that he gets a Secret Lair for all his characters
 Simonark: @McGreeb Shran feels like a big omission.
LibraryWitchKei: Gold-pressed latinum for the treasure token is obvious but also perfect.
Invitare: I don't think I've seen a Jeffrey Combs card yet, which is a crime
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MNerenberg: @MaskedThespian There is litterally an episode of DS9 with Jeffery Combs playing 3 different people. It's great
 TimeToFry: Ben still has some food to nom on
witchyTQ: chat as someone who doesnt play magic, can you mix like any cards from any set (if legal)? like star trek with avatar with OG?
  LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it would be destroyed, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from it and all damage already dealt to it is healed.
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MNerenberg: @witchyTQ Yes
  TXC2: witchyTQ sure can
 MaskedThespian: @MNerenberg 2 - he plays both Brunt and Weyoun in one of the final episodes (Dogs of War, maybe?)
witchyTQ: thanks chat!
VNil: maybe Jeffrey Combs has ironclad rights to his likeness so they couldn't use it? would also explain why he was voice-only in Lower Decks
 Jethrain: As long as all the sets are in the format you're playing, yes
fanofmosteverything9: Pseudo-regeneration
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 Murcielago66: thats a long time chat
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 NarfBlinko: he could have copied the haste klingon and forced another bkock
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  TXC2: EACH
 pleonasticTautology: OHHHH
 NarfBlinko: *block
 pleonasticTautology: *IMPULSE*
 Terminal423: This kills the Ben
 pleonasticTautology: i get it now!
MNerenberg: There is so much EACH in this set
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McGreeb: @VNil Then you pay whaever he asks, no matter the number
 Strebenherz: @witchyTQ Yep, only restriction is format.  Though heck non commander avatar and trek are both standard legal atm roo
  LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a counter on it.
anhakha: Inconeivable!
noSmokeFire: welcome to the Harmacy
 TheWanderingNomad: They're here to treat all the damage done to Ben 
anhakha: ugh, i can type.
 Strebenherz: @witchytq too*
fanofmosteverything9: Medical emergency on Deck Ben
 NoxStryx: Someone call the doctor, but not for me!
 RatherLargeToad: Doctors Without Mercy
 Bugberry: The doctor is in (the red zone)
 @LRRbot: Grand Nagus Zek [2B] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Noble [1/1] | Grand Nagus Zek gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control. / Whenever another creature dies, create a Treasure token. This ability tri…
@articerile: which makes him present on multiple cards because of the Princess Bride secret lair
 @LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
@whodere: hes fine, he has food token he can eat,
 @LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a …
@luisbroleze2008: oh yeah, didnt see it
@punit19: nagus says he wants money
@chadbennett6192: Is Ben supposed to be dressed up as the Sherlock Data card?
@tamsinm: @chadbennett6192 Yes!
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@whodere: and now hes dead.
@chadbennett6192: 😂
 @LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you con…
@luisbroleze2008: Resistence is futile
@luisbroleze2008: kkkkkkkkkkk
SarahCyberFae: i love the doctor, one of my fav characters
Desruprot: Galifry is going to have so many Surprise Doctors
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 ralphthellama: Game 3!
  TXC2: Game 3 !
MNerenberg: "Please state the nature of the medical emergancy"
 APODionysus: woooow the overlay is great
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iconicshadow89: Allonsy
lupinesandhyacinths: the apples couldn't keep the doctor away
 Bugberry: @RatherLargeToad Doctors with Blackborders.
graffd02: They're playing 3d chess over here.
 MaskedThespian: I do wish that, other than Ben Sisko, each Captain got a WUBRG version so that players could build a deck dedicated around each series.  To be fair, I'm going to build a Ben Sisko DS9 deck, but it would have been nice to have had the option for the other series, too.
 RassilonDND: Doctor:do not harm apparently doesn't apply in space
Xed_Regulus: I just noticed the tricorder and phaser on set beside the TV
 Strebenherz:   
   LoadingReadyRun: @APODionysus  thanks!
 NarfBlinko: ga
fanofmosteverything9: The Missions are a cycle, yes.
McGreeb: Theres also no card for Chakotay which seems od
 BrowneePointz: Yes it’s a cycle
ShifuDaxiongmao: If you want to play Magic based mostly around themes, and you have 2-3 friends to play with, I recommend Commander format. Few restrictions on what cards you can play, can be approached/played very casually. 
 Viewers_Like_You: Hmm, game 3... that number, three, keeps appearing today. Eh, it's probably nothing
Invitare: @lupinesandhyacinths He's a hologram. Can't be affected by real apples. Need to use holo ones
 BrowneePointz: Anthropological in blue, exploratory, conquest in white…don’t remember the other one
 MaskedThespian: @Viewers_Like_You "Data, keep dealing."
SirKerrick: @Invitare How do you like them happles?
 Bugberry: !card vengeance mission
  LRRbot: Vengeance Mission [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more quest counters on this enchantment.
 NarfBlinko: nvm, the copy is tapped 😭
fanofmosteverything9: !card support mission
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
witchyTQ: also Anna i know you cant really respond but just know your hair is FIRE today
Scarbble: i just noticed that there's lights changing colors off to the side of the shot. glad i'm not having massive eye or brain issues
 Arkroma: I missed the start but these costumes are soooo good
 NoxStryx: No "trans-mission" card?
 TimeToFry: TQ on a PPR when
ShifuDaxiongmao: Vengeance Mission sounds like an aristocrats auto-include 
MNerenberg: @NoxStryx Every mission is a trans mission
 theymerLoviatar: For equality's sake, Graham and Ben, you also have hair
witchyTQ: @TimeToFry TQ only plays bloomburrow lol
 pleonasticTautology: @ShifuDaxiongmao as someone who built klingon aristocrats: yes
Xed_Regulus: Anna's hair is so good because she avoids Mr. Mott. He does tend to get carried away sometimes.
SirKerrick: To boldly keep, where no one has kept before
yobigdogXL: has Ben said footfalls yet?
kyuubeynokitsune: Legally speaking, anyway
MWGNZ: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: You're playing star trek, always pick the risky option. The script dictates it!
 thraximore: 
mdwebb40: Risk is our business
BigTheDave: Graham is looking very captainy tbf
 TimeToFry: @witchyTQ Gonna @ James when Bloomburrow 2 comes around 
VNil: thinking about the concept of Lower Decks commander deck, i think your best commander option is a reskinned Fantastic Four? unless you really need black mana, it covers every lower decks card in the main set (except badgey) and cleanly maps onto the main four lower deckers
Raincoast_Bear: Risk, gentlemen, is our business.
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
  LRRbot: Beckett Mariner, Impetuous Ensign [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | First strike / Reckless Behavior — Whenever Beckett Mariner becomes tapped, put a promotion counter on her. Then if there are three or more promotion counters on her, remove those counters and she deals 2 damage to each opponent.
VNil: SPEAKING OF
 Arkroma: @witchyTQ you could be a table friend for a bloomburrow draft day. Or play bloomburrow commander with Funko. 
MNerenberg: BECKET!!!!!!!
 pleonasticTautology: MARINER 
josh___something: MARINER 
 BrowneePointz: Ben would LOVE Lower Decks
MNerenberg: I LOVE Marriner SO MUCH
 raulghoulia: this is such good game design on this card for this character
 KingOfDoma: Lower Decks rules
 TheWooglie: Ben did a Serge
ShifuDaxiongmao: promotion, premonition, same same 
baneless27: ben stop making up cards!
 Jayrod1220: She's psychic and slightly dyslexic.
  LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, investigate.
Raincoast_Bear: Enisgns until the last season.
 Arkroma: Lower decks, lower decks, lower decks 
 BrowneePointz: Rutherford Tendi boimler and mariner all uncommon ye
 Strebenherz: She refuses to be promoted it's a thing
 Gaz_L: Oh and it's 3 counters because she is a lieutenant for the last couple of seasons
 BrowneePointz: It’s right up Ben’s alley
MNerenberg: Well, by the end of the series, Marriner is a Leutenent Jr Class
BigTheDave: It's Rick and Morty but good and wholesome
 Mr_Bitterness: Lower Decks is where the Moopsy comes from
  TXC2: it's a comedy, the other shows are Dramas
unleashenlightenment: it's extremely very cringe as well, so if you're like me, can't recommend. I had to read synopsises to get the plot
 MaskedThespian: MOOPSEY!
 pleonasticTautology: lower decks is actually my favorite recent trek
 raulghoulia: and they always get the original actor for voice cameos
 SarahParagon: lower decks is amazing
MonarchOfIthaca: lower decks was my first trek and i loved it
 pleonasticTautology: ben i think you'd LOVE LD
baneless27: awesome i will watch it now!
Veshnikard: It never feels like you are missing something
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's like Lion King 1½, but for Star Trek 
 Underachiever28: early Star Trek is pretty silly, now that so much time has passed
 Vinewood_OG: "You ever notice Nick Locarno looks just like Tom Paris?"
Raincoast_Bear: Are there any TAS inspired cards? Sehlat, I guess.
MNerenberg: Lower Decks is a really good show. I second Anna's sugestion
VNil: @Raincoast_Bear a few!
fanofmosteverything9: Recommending shows is a special action that doesn't use the stack.
baneless27: lol i counter, no one watch it!
 MalFnord: @Vinewood_OG Enh, I don't see it.
 sausecoder: he needs to see the moopsy episode during a break
  TXC2: Vinewood_OG "I just don't see it"
  LRRbot: Tasha Yar, Out of Time [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | Haste / When Tasha Yar dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of this card. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
SirKerrick: Lower Decks promotion is a special action and can't be responded to
MNerenberg: Anna plese we would love to hear your thesis
WotC_Matt: Lt. Arex and M'Ress make appearances.
Capriox_42: Tasha Yar!
 Gaz_L: Prodigy is also a good start!
 BrowneePointz: Tasha Yar, not covered in Tar
kyuubeynokitsune: Ah, emotional pain, the card
LibraryWitchKei: And I'm sad now
@articerile: Please state the nature of your medical emergency.
@whodere: what a topdeck
@mikecatanzaro7329: tragic the slathering
@chadbennett6192: I’m dead @ articerile
@articerile: @chadbennett6192 That's no longer a medical emergency, that's a job for a coroner
@An_IRL_Rabbit: Risk it for the biscuit!
@chadbennett6192: lol
@whodere: that was a legitimate "Call an ambulance, but not for me" moment with the doctor
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Beckett Mariner, Impetuous Ensign [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | First strike / Reckless Behavior — Whenever Beckett Mariner becomes tapped, put a promotion counter on her. Then if…
 @SmithKurosaki: Heck yea Beckett
  @Simriel: Love Beckett
 @LRRbot: Jake Sisko, War Correspondent [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the second time this ability has resolved th…
 @LRRbot: Tasha Yar, Out of Time [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | Haste / When Tasha Yar dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {2…
@articerile: well Strange New Worlds AND Lower Decks, surely?
@chadbennett6192: I wonder if Ben has read Sherlock Holmes stories.
 NoxStryx: Ben is playing Tasha AND to ooze who killed her?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'd say that if you start with Lower Decks and then go on to watch more series, return to it at some point to get all the tiny jokes
 Terminal423: That's very rude to say of Tasha
 ExitPursuedByABear: Prodigy is also an excellent place to start watching Star Trek
ShifuDaxiongmao: remember, explaining stuff to the hosts and/or chat is NOT delay of play 
SarahCyberFae: tasha, the first one to figure out how fully functional data is
 falcn120: Haven't seen anything new, but I think DSN is maybe the best show, even if it wasn't the "best trek." TOS will always have a good place in my heart from watching it on sci-fi as a kid.
 Mr_Bitterness: Mariner gets a counter
 tsp397: DS9 is the best entry point
ExclusivelyLex: promotion counter
platymage: promotion counter
  LRRbot: Captain Pike, Fullness of Time [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer Scout [*/*] | Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
 MrPipboy3000: Galaxy Quest is also a great Star Trek entry point
 BrowneePointz: Ben playing Tasha is VERY funny with his love of Ooze
 mercano82: Oh, that’s Yar has a “Yesterday’s Enterprise” ability.
 tdapenguin: @NoxStryx It's a very complex deck
 Arkroma: Tasha Yar is the perfect example of why Mariner doesn't want to get promoted
MNerenberg: Pike is a GREAT captain
Sogheim: Pike's hair is so tall
  TXC2: the beepboop chair
 RatherLargeToad: The beep beep chair
WotC_Matt: Pike's Peak
fanofmosteverything9: Text-to-speech is a lost art in the 23rd century.
 Mr_Bitterness: Strange New Worlds had a great crossover episode with Lower Decks
 NoxStryx: Captian Pike...not a Piker
RixtonSnek: wrong card~
RixtonSnek: for the dice, yes
 BrowneePointz: @tsp397 I absolutely love ds9 but I wouldn’t suggest it first, it’s best as a follow up to TNG
 MAPBoardgames: Cheeky Peekie
MNerenberg: @Mr_Bitterness Those Old Scientists is one of the best episodes. Period.
 NoxStryx: @BrowneePointz They ran overlapping right?
 Strebenherz: Beep boop
Raincoast_Bear: A Pike's Peak.
 MrPipboy3000: @BrowneePointz Agreed ... Cisco's story needs that payoff
 pleonasticTautology: !card those old scientists
  LRRbot: Those Old Scientists [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / II — Return up to one target artifact, instant, or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Choose up to two target cards in graveyards. The owners of those cards shuffle them into their libraries.
 MaskedThespian: "RIKER!"
  LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
  TXC2: NoxStryx yes, last 2 TNG seasons line up with the first 2 DS9
 BrowneePointz: @NoxStryx yes.
 pleonasticTautology: @MaskedThespian frakes directed that episode too lmao
 Mr_Bitterness: @MNerenberg Love that the Voice Actors got to play their characters in live action and Boimler had his weird walk perfect
 Arkroma: @WotC_Matt Pike fullness of hair
 Mangledpixel: a cheeky little beauty render of the USS LoadingReadyRun doing a hecking shoost: mangledpixel.com/USS%20LRR%20phaser.jpg
 MaskedThespian: @pleonasticTautology Apparently it took him by surprise (since Boimler's actor improvised it) but he loved it!
BigTheDave: Pike is looking *sharp*
 BrowneePointz: Also Pike is played by mega handsome Anson Mount
BigTheDave: 4/4 sharp
MNerenberg: @Mr_Bitterness The only "problem" was Jack Quaid is WAY taller then Boimler lol
Dr_fragenstien: fetch helps make strange new worlds happen 
 BrowneePointz: That is a good lookin Man
 Bugberry: This set seems ideal for splashing anyway.
 ruby_tifa: The Pike Peak!
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 Thadrin46: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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Raincoast_Bear: I kinda want to see a deck list for Anna's SNW deck.
fanofmosteverything9: She's a 2/1 lieutenant.
 Arkroma: @MNerenberg Jack Quaid is taller than everyone on Star Trek lol
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
 tdapenguin: @Arkroma But is he taller than lrr?
WotC_Matt: Jack Quaid is 6'2"
 MAPBoardgames: @fanofmosteverything9 Ensign, first class. She needs 3 counters to make lieutenant. Just like in real life, I believe.
  TXC2: I'd wager that the Average hight of LRR is 6ft
  LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
 Gaz_L: @Arkroma Not taller than Doug Jones!
roastbeefsandwitch: I love Ben's deck name. A great description of the makeup job.
 Decaped: There's a Badgey card in the Welcome Decks. What a way to welcome new players
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 Thadrin46: What doez beam me up do?
  LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
kyuubeynokitsune: These worlds are strange as heck
WotC_Matt: Doug Jones is 6'4" (I looked all this up for reasons)
fanofmosteverything9: Shire Terrace... in spaaaaace!
 pleonasticTautology: it's a myriad landscape that gets 1 land
  LRRbot: Stable Wormhole [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 Gaz_L: @Thadrin46 Cast from bin by returning creature to your hand plus mana cost
Raincoast_Bear: Wromhole where you keep horses.
Purestorm_: Hey it's the Bajoran wormhole
 flatluigi: i wanna play this deck in constructed
 DiscordianTokkan: new planet, who dis
 TheOrigamiGamer: @Thadrin46 It’s like flashback but you return a creature you control from the battlefield to your hand as an additional cost.
 Julian_Rogue: no "the vision" was in marvel
VNil: @Mangledpixel is there any easter egg behind the LRR being NCC-16326?
 @LRRbot: Captain Pike, Fullness of Time [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer Scout [*/*] | Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands…
 @LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
 @LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
 @SmithKurosaki: I really liked that Tasha Yar LCARS art
 @LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Stable Wormhole [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 Mangledpixel: VNil it's the date of the first PPR, 26 March 2016
 Arkroma: @Gaz_L Fair. I always love the fun Doug Jones 3 degrees of separation with LRR. Friends of LRR and Desert Bus, Ash and Steve were in a Fallout fan film with Doug Jones.
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 ExhaustedElox: Love getting the PPR re-sub 
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  LRRbot: He's Dead, Jim [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
 TheWooglie: boo
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
Lysander_salamander: 
fanofmosteverything9: Lore accurate!
 TalpTheScot: get out the chair
kyuubeynokitsune: canon event
 Strebenherz: Rip Tasha
 MAPBoardgames: It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
 MaskedThespian: Pike's dead?  **BEEP**
Empurress: F
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like when Pike showed up on Discovery and was horrified at how morally compromised they all are. He was almost like a representative of "traditional" Star Trek commenting on Discovery's darker tone
 Gaz_L: @Arkroma Anthony Rapp was on Dice Friends!
 ExhaustedElox: That's a great on-flavor spell there.
goateedave86: F's in chair
 Gekyouryuu: @Mangledpixel oh, wow, we've been getting PPRs for over 10 1/2 years...
 Thadrin46: It's worse than that he's dead Jim Dead Jim, Dead Jim....
  TXC2: time to send Pike to the plant of the big brain guys
 LanaTheRaven: @MAPBoardgames I understood that reference!
  TXC2: *planet
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BigTheDave: I want to know what card that wild bulgey-eyed Gowron art is on. I've not seen it yet
anhakha: There's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun If I may ask what trek did you start on Paul?
 Mr_Horrible: I was about to say they'd be eating good these days
 Arkroma: @Gaz_L I keep forgetting to go back to watch that
baneless27: lol g1 ben'
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  TXC2: Salt vampire was the 2nd episode right?
graffd02: So it assalts people?
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 MAPBoardgames: Surely, there are easier ways to get salt. 
 Mr_Horrible: in the stands at a Dota 2 lan lookin like 
 RassilonDND: It would be nice to purge some salt every now and again
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 Micalovits: One League player keeps it feed for a whole month
 FauksStarling: Salt Vampires just getting super into League of Legends.
 MAPBoardgames: @graffd02 booo!
 Decaped: i'm a vegan salt vampire now.
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 Mangledpixel: the salt vampire episode was notably the first episode to be broadcast
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  LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / II — You may exile a card from your hand. If you do, draw a card. / III — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent of their choice.
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if it's inspired by the phosphorus-eating coerls in the short story "The Destroyer"
fanofmosteverything9: @graffd02 No, no, no, it de-salts people. Very important distinction.
Purestorm_: @TXC2 IIRC the 2nd episode was when the crewmember gained godlike powers?
 MaskedThespian: KHAAAAN!
 pleonasticTautology: kha[...]an!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz TNG was my first series, but I didn't watch it consistantly
 TalpTheScot: cant survive that
  TXC2: Purestorm_ I consider that one the 1st episode
Raincoast_Bear: KHAAAAAAAN!
 Mr_Horrible: me after taking 4 damage: "I'm feeling very threatened right now"
fanofmosteverything9: Darn Ceti eel larvae.
 Simonark: From Hell’s Heart
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun Nice, and fair enough
  LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it would be destroyed, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from it and all damage already dealt to it is healed.
Dr_fragenstien: oooh it can take control of the enterprise because it has 5 toughness!
Purestorm_: @TXC2 Ah, makes sense, the Cage is what I consider episode 1
anhakha: Make sure Ben knows what the 3rd stage of the saga.
 BrowneePointz: Damnit Jim! I’m a doctor, not an Aggro Card!
anhakha: does
 TalpTheScot: love to see a combo go off in a PR
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fanofmosteverything9: Notably, Khan can be cast from exile.
 Bugberry: From hell's heart
Platipus11: wow. Ben's getting smashed
  LRRbot: Replicator [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token you control.
 Mr_Horrible: quite solid for 3 mana
Platipus11: or so it seems at least
 mercano82: Do you need to play Amazing Grace after chapter 3?
Raincoast_Bear: It's in a Trek cookbook.
 Mangledpixel: we see hasperat soufle
BigTheDave: I think it was in one episode, it was like a giant Greek Pitagiro
 PsychoI3oy: prune juice
 Gaz_L: They show it in reception scenes on DS9 sometimes
 MalFnord: It showed up in background shots now and then
TristalMTG: we see it with that one old bajoran guy
Capriox_42: we see it a few event
 raulghoulia: doesnt Ro Laren have some in her final episode?
 Decaped: Ensigns generally get tired of unlimited desserts after about six weeks
  TXC2: Purestorm_ looked it up, the Salt Vampire is infact the 1st episode (after the cage)
  TXC2: *in fact
Purestorm_: Huh
 LithelyUnshod: @Mangledpixel Ziyal made in the episode where they retake DS9
 Mangledpixel: yep
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
  TXC2: Purestorm_ I had it swaped round with the Charlie X episode in my head
anhakha: Anyone else really sad that Morn from DS9 didn't get a card?
anhakha: I really wanted him
BigTheDave: Yeah, there's a photo on Memory Alpha, it's a big old Pita wrap
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 BrowneePointz: I’m surprised one of the food tokens isn’t Sisko’s dad’s cooking
 TalpTheScot: @anhakha i dont even think hes in any art
evilspoons983: hasperat is seen on-screen in DS9 for sure, not just talked about, and it's clearly just a wrap someone grabbed from catering
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @anhakha very :c
anhakha: Morn would have been an amazing Commander, i think.
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 BrowneePointz: That art is sick
  TXC2: evilspoons983 I think that was on TNG
 @LRRbot: He's Dead, Jim [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
  @Simriel: pike isn't dead... He's on a different planet... in an illusion...
@violentfrog_: it's worse than that, he's dead jim, dead jim, dead jim
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@Arkouchie: Hi chat! I'm going to rewind to the start of the stream and play on 2x speed, catch up with Y'all later
@An_IRL_Rabbit: She's doing it
 @LRRbot: Replicator [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, create a Food token. / {2}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token you control.
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 @SmithKurosaki: @Arkouchie Enjoy the past
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northos: @anhakha clearly they had to leave him out for safety, otherwise he would have talked so much it would take up all the text space for the whole set 
Raincoast_Bear: Salt Vampire was in first transmitted episode. The first filmed production episode was Corbomite Maneuver.
  LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
  TXC2: Raincoast_Bear REALLY? that's wild
Purestorm_: Ahhh that makes sense, I was going by the order that was in the season boxset
 froshambo: were enough lands tapped for the shuttle ace?
 Viewers_Like_You: The trouble with Morn is none of his quotes would fit in the available space for flavour text. He's just too talkative
graffd02: I like to think that the New Trek Movies only had one installment. Bandersnatch as Khan was offputting.
evilspoons983: @TXC2 oh hey right it might have been a Ro Laren episode
 Strebenherz: @anhakha   
BigTheDave: @Viewers_Like_You It'd be like a Yu-gi-oh card
Raincoast_Bear: Network liked Man Trap better because it featured a monster.
anhakha: @northos A vanilla 2/8, with 8 lines of flavour text?
 datastorm17: they were too chicken to put the scantily clad Risans on the card
fanofmosteverything9: Slartibartfast be like
 MaskedThespian: @Viewers_Like_You There was that time he ran onto the Promenade, stripped naked, and ran screaming, "We're all going to die!" then ended up in the Bajoran Shrine.
 Thadrin46: I cant shake the feeling there should be a bus bottom left of the screen.
  TXC2: Raincoast_Bear 'cause I would have put money on Charlie X being made first, feels a little off compared to the rest of the series
 Gaz_L: Well, Where No Man Has Gone Before was a second pilot so it's arguably first
 Mangledpixel: datastorm17 they're there, they're just really really small
  TXC2: evilspoons983 yeap, exactly that
 mercano82: There! Are! Three! Colors!
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 raulghoulia: oh no youre getting dumpstered
anhakha: Maybe we'll get a Morn Secret Lair
 Arkroma: @TalpTheScot He's in one of the Quarks Bar alternates
 RatherLargeToad: It’s worse then that, he’s dead, Chat
 Mr_Horrible: but have you considered that exploding on camera is an entertaining bit, streamer?
 MaskedThespian: @anhakha If so, they're keeping quiet about it
 falcn120: Sad day light savings time made me miss the start of the PPR, so I'll need to go back and look at intros, but Anna seems delightful
fanofmosteverything9: Cosplay Depth Two
 omdorastrix: Data with a beard
  TXC2: see you in the vod falcn120
  LRRbot: Tasha Yar, Out of Time [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | Haste / When Tasha Yar dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of this card. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Simonark: And in a Columbo coat, but that’s just for Ben.
Purestorm_: Very flavourful
 mercano82: Yesterday’s Enterprise
 raulghoulia: @omdorastrix somewhere Troi is laughing
anhakha: Stage 3 says non-token
fanofmosteverything9: @falcn120 Same, but at least these are fun.
 Jayrod1220: No Haste
 WalrusOntheCourt: Any boardwipes in this release?
Lysander_salamander: There was at least one episode where Data grew a beard
 Viewers_Like_You: Fun trivia: That's actually James dressed up as Ben
 Jayrod1220: Wait, nvm
 BrowneePointz: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Magic
VNil: @WalrusOntheCourt Crystalline Entity at mythic(?) hits all nonartifacts
 TheWanderingNomad: @WalrusOntheCourt One of the Enterpises board wipes on ETB
 TalpTheScot: so many tashas
Purestorm_: Two Tashas?
 Gaz_L: Tasha has haste already @jayrod1220
kyuubeynokitsune: ooh fancy
fanofmosteverything9: Just replicate a new officer.
 raulghoulia: Yesterdays Enterprise Time Squared
Dr_fragenstien: that's a very cool line!
 WalrusOntheCourt: Thank you, @TheWanderingNomad and @VNil !!!
 Jayrod1220: @Gaz_L Yeah, I saw it just after I hit enter
RevolverRossalot: Yarssss, Ben!
 mercano82: Transporter cloned Yesterday’s Engerprise Tasha
Dr_fragenstien: existential teleporter question, is this the same as the original Tasha 
 MAPBoardgames: Some kind of replicator/teleporter shenanigans
graffd02: Tasha, but she's made out of Caaaake!
 datastorm17: if only they knew that tech when facing Armus
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
fanofmosteverything9: If we plug the pattern buffer into the synthesis matrix and perform a multimodal reflection sort...
Raincoast_Bear: Tasha art looks, to me, more like Michelle Phillips than Denise Crosby
Purestorm_: Wuh
 TheWooglie: GG Paul
 Viewers_Like_You: Guinean about to chime in, "This board state is wrong."
 Mr_Bitterness: Anna's deck makes so much mana
   LoadingReadyRun: @graffd02  considering that the time split happened *after* Khan went into suspended animation, I contend that he should have still looked like Ricardo Montalban 
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 TalpTheScot: you call tell paul is smiling pressing that button
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 Viewers_Like_You: *Guinan
 MaskedThespian: @TalpTheScot Not a button.  Clearly a slider, just like the Transporter has.
  TXC2: Viewers_Like_You I spent the first 20 years of my life saying it "Guinean"
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 jadielady: hi hi @TalpTheScot
RevolverRossalot: When your temporal doppelganger has a transporter incident. In Star Fleet, we call that Tuesday.
 TalpTheScot: @jadielady hello!
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 NoxStryx: Someone call a doctor for Ben
fanofmosteverything9: Trigger the trigger trigger...
 TalpTheScot: hes already dead!
BigTheDave: JAke is doing more healing than the docs
 raulghoulia: Chat I think about if Thomas Riker has a mirror universe counterpart once a month
 @LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
@JaapZeldenrust: I know we see hasperat soufle on DS9, not sur if that's the same as hasperat, or a specific variant. Ziyal made it as a cover to see an imprisoned Rom.
 @SmithKurosaki: They had some kind of burrito/folded omelette looking art for a food token
@whodere: Its Hasperat
 @LRRbot: Tasha Yar, Out of Time [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | Haste / When Tasha Yar dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {2…
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a …
@violentfrog_: holy triggers
 BrowneePointz: Damnit, Jim! I’m a Doctor not a Phelia target!
 Simonark: McCoy is the best Doctor, obviously, but what’s this Star Trek thing?
SirKerrick: Ulmer, when the Klingons fell
 theymerLoviatar: Anna Margaret: "I cast a doctor... but not for me"
SirKerrick: Ulmer, his eyes closed
 WalrusOntheCourt: Not completely dead means slightly alive!
Kid_Amn: yeah, here's a Booster Tutor
 Viewers_Like_You: @raulghoulia If he exists, surely he has glorious mutton-chops
 Jethrain: 
graffd02: Im gonna give you a game loss
 Decaped: Appeal to Q1
anhakha: Does anyone know whether or not the Dilemma mechanic is going to be "ever green" in other sets, or is it tied to the Star Trek set alone? I want to make a mono-blue dilemma deck, but there's currently only like 3 cards that says "When you face a dilemma."
 falcn120: I love you Nelly!
 raulghoulia: @Viewers_Like_You THANK YOU
  LRRbot: Tasha Yar, Out of Time [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/1] | Haste / When Tasha Yar dies, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of this card. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Decaped: Is Nelly in a Q outfit?
RevolverRossalot: It's a new timeline!
 mercano82: The Temporal Cold War has been screwing  with continuity.  Kahn is now born in Toronto in the mid 21st century
Raincoast_Bear: @LoadingReadyRun Indeed, Paul. It comes back around to what is the difference between a branching timeline and what's a parallel universe. I think Kelvin 2009 must be a parallel universe.
northos: 
MWGNZ: 
durketh: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 itira: 
 TalpTheScot: you had the first round ben!
Purestorm_: This is why you don't mess with parallel universes; it gets confusing
  TXC2: anhakha I've not heard on way or the other, but I would be shocked if it doesn't come back in a year or so
RixtonSnek: 
Furudd: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Crushed
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "I'm sensing some anger from him, Captain"
fanofmosteverything9: Someone call the ship's counselor.
 TalpTheScot: jeez nelly the mans already dead
SirKerrick: Anna is a confirmed Tasha Yar hater. 
RixtonSnek: amazing
 BrowneePointz: Damn Anna put him like a table like her name is Tuvok. I think she might be Security Chief
 omdorastrix: Earth's greatest detective can't even find a winning line.
 datastorm17: i spit out my hamburger helper
 MAPBoardgames: General rules question: If you are running a two-color deck, say W/G. Are you restricted from including mana sources in the other colors? Could you run a WB dualcolor land?
SolarBrisngr: I in fact use that same line in my Ghired deck to do copies of the ghired tokens that i make with flameshadow conjuring. Good line Ben!
 BrowneePointz: Put him through a table*
MNerenberg: I love that Boimler combos with Marinner
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
VNil: @MAPBoardgames only in commander. most constructed formats are very freeform
RevolverRossalot: Found the line!
Purestorm_: I like to think Mariner is throwing the rank pins in her mother's face when you get 3 counters
anhakha: I really wanted Ben to windmill slam a boardwipe... xD
MNerenberg: @Purestorm_ It's litteraly this
anhakha: it doesn't target
fanofmosteverything9: Nope. The legend rule and how sacrificing work don't line this up.
 LRRMTG_Judge: You don't target what you're going to sacrifice - Natedogg
RevolverRossalot: Tasha, Narrrr!
BigTheDave: 🎺
 GhostValv: 
 BrowneePointz: Belower decks
 TalpTheScot: i hope anna has another land
  LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
 mercano82: Tasha would have wanted it this way
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SarahCyberFae: tasha getting sacrificed? this is a TNG episode then?
jumpy2k6: first blood
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
anhakha: gg
 Mr_Horrible: foiled at the last second by Universal Healthcare 
Dr_fragenstien: where are this man's borders???
jumpy2k6: is anna margaret new to LRR? 
 LRRMTG_Judge:   
Kid_Amn: Doctor? I hardly know'er
Raincoast_Bear: He's not dead, Jim.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GhostValv: gg
 Strebenherz:   
  TXC2: GGs
 BrowneePointz: Damnit, Jim I’m a doctor! Not a miracle worker!
fanofmosteverything9: Take a pill, regrow a kidney, survive planetary bombardment...
baneless27: i thought grahm was gona say " long day " lol
 Robot_Bones: the Canadian healthcare system strikes again!
  TXC2: lets go Adam!
 GhostValv: 
fanofmosteverything9: Gavin!
sallomon33: 
  TXC2: GAVIN!
 jadielady:  
 Micalovits: GAaaaviiiin!
 DeM0nFiRe: GAVIN!
goatprince: gavin.....
 LRRMTG_Judge: we need to zoom out that shot with those tall people
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Pouncing Shoresharks!
 TheMightyGerg: Gaviiiiiin
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Gavin!?
 Jethrain: Gavin!?
 Mr_Horrible: clever
 Gaz_L: Ooh bergamot
fanofmosteverything9: And tea, Earl Grey, hot.
RevolverRossalot: Gav-iiiin!!!!!!
 Mr_Bitterness: Gavin!
MadWolf1290: Gavin!?
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 jadielady: Spoopifer looked like he was saying poop for a moment
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 Strebenherz: Good luck Gavin
 theymerLoviatar: I'm still working on my cup of Tea, Earl Grey, Hot (lapsang with bergamot)
 jarnatan: Gavin?!
graffd02: just noticed that when the maximum spoop shirt wrinkles in  a certain way, it looks like it says maxiumum poop... teehee
anhakha: It would be very funny if GAVIN opened a signed card...
anhakha: of all people
 Viewers_Like_You: @jadielady I enjoy the reflection saying 'SbOOb WVXIWNW'
Purestorm_: Mrm flavour judge, that's clearly TNG era art but the Terran Empire was gone by that point
 jarnatan: Discovery be like "hold my beer"
fistandulusrobe: Just got here. What have I missed?
BigTheDave: @fistandulusrobe Ben getting Shrekked
fanofmosteverything9: A formidable archetype.
 flatluigi: @fistandulusrobe match 1 and the judge video/kit openings
 Micalovits: Round 1 where Ben got drowned in value
 electra310: one of the best TNG novels was Dark Mirror
 @SmithKurosaki: Decent combos for sure
@JesGolbez: He's Jim, Dead!
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@JaapZeldenrust: @SmithKurosaki Just looked it up in the episode. That's definitely not what hasperat souffle looks like. so maybe hasperat is a common Bajoran ingredient that's somehow egg-like.
  @Simriel: I vexed drones once..
 @SmithKurosaki: @JaapZeldenrust Yea Im not that deep into the lore
@violentfrog_: lol "a dagger through a planet?!?!?!"
Invitare: @Purestorm_ Actually it still existed in a very local form. Mirror Janeway and the Voyager B both appear in Prodigy
 Chronomagistrate: @electra310 Agreed!
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Purestorm_: @Invitare Ahh, interesting. I never watched all of Prodigy
 Gaz_L: Prodigy gave us Mirror Janeway finally (and Murf with a lil drawn on goatee)
Invitare: @Purestorm_ Even the whales are evil
 jarnatan: @Purestorm_ Well in ENT, there is a ship from the prime universe's future, so they could do time travel as well as interdimensional travel
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: for what it's worth, the mirror universe 2-parter of Enterprise is a TON of fun
Purestorm_: @Invitare Damn, somehow the mirror universe made the whales angry? That sucks
  TXC2: season 4 of ENT is so good
 Arkroma: 
anhakha: o7
 theymerLoviatar: o7
 Mr_Bitterness: Put the Tea next to the Instant Ramen
x0den: o7
 Strebenherz:   
 KingOfDoma: Funny thing about the Na'kuhl - there's a very good reason they're not in the outfits they wore in ENT
DoomedCanary: o7
kyuubeynokitsune: o7
 GasCityGaming: o7
 jarnatan: Love that you can just throw hot tea in somebody's face
BigTheDave: THROW THE TEA
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @TXC2 I am a staunch ENT S4 defender
mxhedge: o7
 Julian_Rogue: o7
DiamondTiki: o7
 raulghoulia: o7
fanofmosteverything9: o7
RevolverRossalot: o7
EvilBadman: o7
 mercano82: Prodigy is so good.  Live action New Trek has been hit-or-miss, but both the new animated series knock it out of the park.
 Gaz_L: Oooh i might alter the Murf token with the beard
 DeM0nFiRe: o7
sallomon33: o7
 Bugberry: a classic dilemma
 RAICx: o7
MNerenberg: They fixed Hot Soup
CAT0NIAN: o7
VNil: call that a "Snia Gomez Moment"
VNil: *Sonia
tegan_musen: @MNerenberg by making it tea
 falcn120: well tea is quite flavorful
 TalpTheScot: the tea has plenty flavou... damn it graham
 raulghoulia: handsome
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh my Riker
fanofmosteverything9: Damn it, Will.
MadWolf1290: that art.  lordy
Purestorm_: Riker smoozing it up there
 LSRubin: i always felt like the "Hot" at the end of that phrase, indicated that Picard had once tried just ordering "Tea, Earl Grey" and it came out room temperature 
 Micalovits: Is it suddenly hot in here?
Xed_Regulus: Looks like a Second season Riker
 jarnatan: Riker is the man people think Kirk was
  TXC2: should have been Riker in the season 1 Lady planet dress
anhakha: aaaah! adverts 
 omdorastrix: Looks like riker on the holodeck during the binar episode
rocketjohn: a gum advert. boo.
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Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @LSRubin and T'Lin from Lower Decks orders tap water, room temperature
evilspoons983: what the hell, i've never seen an ad on a LRR stream before and i'm now watching some stupid gambling ad
Purestorm_: @TXC2 Oh right, the unisex miniskirt uniforms
rocketjohn: at least it's during the prerecord.
fanofmosteverything9: We are the Chat. You will be heckled.
 MaskedThespian: @Purestorm_ The skant!
Tomnar: since when are ads running during PPRs? >.<
RevolverRossalot: Accurate 🫶
  TXC2: Purestorm_ I was thinking of the open chest "dress" that Riker is made to wear
anhakha: alas, i'm expecting my first child in January. I cannot justify Twitch Subscriptions.
 Jethrain: @Tomnar more recent PPRs they've been running during the pre-recorded bits instead of having a dedicated break
 Mr_Bitterness: @anhakha Congrats! Hope everything goes smoothly!
  TXC2: evilspoons983 LRR often runs ads during these parts of the PPR
anhakha: Thanks  - Wife is doing most of the work tbf.
VNil: my browser extension is saving me by letting me watch and listen to the picture-in-picture
 jarnatan: Makes sense to prioritize the live content over the prerecords
evilspoons983: huh. annoying. this is the bit I actually really want to see...
Purestorm_: I do like how some of the Borg cards have non-humanoid Borgs, such as the avian Borgs on one of the cards
Tomnar: ah, thanks for explaining @Jethrain ! 
fanofmosteverything9: The snake Borg on that one Commander card is a bit odd, though.
Raincoast_Bear: Hey, an ad for something called GTA IV. I wonder if it will be popular?
EvilBadman: You might have better luck briefly swapping to the youtube stream 🙊
Purestorm_: @fanofmosteverything9 Perhaps a long reference to that one Lower Decks episode with the snake borg
 jarnatan: Plains Imp, Le Garak
00gogo00: They gotta advertise gambling, health scams, and cloud services somewhere
   LoadingReadyRun:  ads will be over in 10 secs
 Strebenherz: Garaaaak
 Jethrain: @Raincoast_Bear greetings from 2008?
 mercano82: I think the flavor text is from early season 6
Invitare: Rumours that Garak was an agent of the Obsidian Order are baseless and overblown
 MaskedThespian: Direct quote!
 TheWanderingNomad: @Raincoast_Bear Odd that you're getting an add from 2008 
RevolverRossalot: Woah???? Garak is a *spy*???
  TXC2: "you know what the sad part is? I really am a rather good tailor"
fanofmosteverything9: Finally, they printed De-Fusion in MtG.
northos: @RevolverRossalot surely not
  @Simriel: My favourite Star Trek Character
anhakha: I'm suprised they didn't ALSO make a Tuvix card.
 mercano82: Oh, Twovix, I love that episode. /s
 TheShatzMan: @TXC2 🔥
 Chronomagistrate: @RevolverRossalot No, he just plays one on the holodeck
CAT0NIAN: Janeway did nothing wrong
 jarnatan: Picard would've welcomed Tuvix to the team and held a memorial to Tuvok and Neelix
anhakha: Lore, Bitch.
 Hansk_and_Boo: How'd they get the stickers on that tricorder to stay stuck.
 raulghoulia: love the twovix LD episode
 jarnatan: Sisko would've tried to save both and lost them both
RevolverRossalot: I cannot be quote Captain Freeman's thoughts on Janeway's solution to that choice here...
fanofmosteverything9: Dimir-1hh card
   LoadingReadyRun:  ironically, we have to run ad breaks to *prevent* preroll ads 
baneless27: no worries!
Voidhawk42: I would suggest "Golem" would make sense for Data as well. They tend to be sentient in Magic, eg Bosh
anhakha: @LoadingReadyRun very fair. If i can't send u my money direct, watching ads gets u money so very understandable
 jarnatan: Data and Lore should be clown robots
Purestorm_: Lore so evil he didn't leave room for flavour text
  TXC2: Lore Ironically has none
anhakha: Lo-Cute-us
BigTheDave: He's the cutest of borg
BigTheDave: uwu
 jarnatan: Your life, as it has bean, is ovah
Garbage_Collectr: Not a fan of most of the art in this set, except that extended border Hull Breach. That are is the tits.
 MaskedThespian: "I am...  Locutus of Borg.  Resistance...  is futile.  Your lives as they have been...  are over.  From this time forward, you will service...  us."
anhakha: He has Cerebro on, so he can talk to all of the mutants at once
CAT0NIAN: Luwucutus
 jarnatan: Blorbo bonus
VNil: @CAT0NIAN well now i'm imagining an assimilated moopsy...
Purestorm_: Now there's a horifying thought, Borg Sliver
BigTheDave: Borg Squirrel
 jarnatan: @Purestorm_ Sounds Swedish...
 mercano82: Your buff?  No, comrade, OUR buff.
fanofmosteverything9: @VNil Bone solidity is irrelevant.
CAT0NIAN: @VNil   
 TimIAm: I do like the flavor of the Borg repurposing redundant parts
 mercano82: It’s on Stage 16
 MalFnord: I think that's the Threshold swamp
anhakha: "The Bog of Eternal Stench".
 omdorastrix: Planet hell
anhakha: accident print from the Labyrinth set
 jarnatan: If Elminster is a Planeswalker, why isn't Q?
Xed_Regulus: Swamp? Must be Frenginar
 DeM0nFiRe: I thnk the planet that the clip show episode started on in TNG kinda looked like that swamp?
 Chronomagistrate: @jarnatan No Planeswalkers in Universes Beyond products
Desruprot: @jarnatan Elminster is a WOTC owned IP
  @Simriel: I coulda seen Construct, but not Robot
@xrussiantacox: can't wait to try that card in affinity/battle bots in gladiator
 jarnatan: @Chronomagistrate I will die on the hill that D&D is a Universes Beyond product
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 TheMerricat: Chathew member, put your hands on your ears, we haven't seen that episode yet. 
 Chronomagistrate: @jarnatan Fair. I treat it as such for some of my UB only Commander decks 
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 raulghoulia: thats not the Pasteur
 omdorastrix: ^^
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 Arkroma: 
 omdorastrix: The Saga is the FIXED version based off the original screenplay or something>>>
goatprince: chat, are we watching this live during the ppr?
Dr_fragenstien: G trying to line up the live/youtube timeines
 ProcyonFlynn: Talking about time shenanigans during this card is nice 
Purestorm_: From a certain frame of reference, I guess so
 TimIAm: @goatprince nop
 TheMerricat: I'm not live. I'm still undead from Halloween.
Creideiki_SE: Thanks, me!
MadWolf1290: @goatprince what is casulality?
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 TimeToFry: @goatprince Depends on how bad the latency is
  TXC2: goatprince well there is a time delay, so techinally no
 Mr_Bitterness: Beckett quote in the flavor text
 jarnatan: @goatprince I think so, but all perception is subjective, maybe I'm imagining it
NymGG: I AM watching this when PPR
Invitare: that's Voyager isn't it?
MNerenberg: Voyager's hydroponics bay
  TXC2: or Kes
graffd02: This is prerecorded so is this Gavin saying that we're watching in the present or might be watching in the future?
fanofmosteverything9: Tendi tends to tend.
 omdorastrix: Tendi tends to tends to the garden ten times?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Keiko, as well
 Arkroma: I love Mariner lol
Purestorm_: Oh god is that the ARGO?
MNerenberg: @Invitare It's DEF Voy
 Decaped: I'm currently in the present, I dunno about y'all
  TXC2: is that a car in the forground?
 jarnatan: @Decaped I'm in the gift
VNil: @graffd02 what's that line from the Temporal Mechanics guy? "I stopped trying to get my tenses right years ago"?
 benjamin_wheeler: It’s 100% lower decks for farmland
 Myrniss: @TXC2 not anymore 
Volus_dude: some kind dune buggy yes
Grenair: @Decaped i'm in your past right about now
  TXC2: Myrniss true
 Mangledpixel: Nemesis, not Insurrection
 jarnatan: Insurrection is one of the Star Trek movies of all time
graffd02: @VNil I'm just tense.
Xed_Regulus: @jarnatan Agreed
evilspoons983: @jarnatan I like to think of it as an episode with a high sfx budget
 LRRMTG_Judge: @benjamin_wheeler Thank you resident star trek expert Benjamin_Wheeler (its pywo)
 NazTMann: @Mangledpixel Perhaps present day  will offer his correction hehe
anhakha: I would appreciate an Insurrection, but with a 'Star Trek: Insurrection' movie poster version.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: to quote an old cHustle, "I'm going to go watch all the good TNG movies." "Then I will see you in 120 minutes."
roastbeefsandwitch: technically Mirror Picard is from the Dark Mirror Universe; during the regular Mirror Universe, he's just another Terran slave
Voidhawk42: I honestly enjoy Insurrection. Not as good as First Contact, but has a good moral and fun moments
Purestorm_: Oh I see Benedict Cumberpatch on his little hover vehicle
 Simonark: Insurrection did what all good franchises have to, give Anthony Zerbe a weird death scene.
 mercano82: Seto Jaxa, RIP
Voidhawk42: @Simonark Bingo!
 TheMerricat: o7 Seto
 Mr_Bitterness: Great TTC episode
NymGG: Phyrexian Tower, but 9/11
 falcn120: The only bad thing is that the TTC ep wasn't 5 hours long
 MAPBoardgames: TTC:TNG
sallomon33: HOLY
 jarnatan: Insurrection gave us what nobody asked for, Riker without a beard again
 bubba0077: red seems wrong for Starfleet officers, but it does enable redshirt jokes
 theymerLoviatar: The TTC episode is now linked as a reference on the big Star Trek wiki, btw, on the page about the Galactopedia
 Simonark: @voidhawk42 It wasn’t as good as his Bond death or his Columbo Death, but still memorable,
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 DiscordianTokkan: Khaaaaaaan
  TXC2: Simonark BOND! that was it think you
anhakha: I do love that Earth is now a land. Which means you can now use Ba Sing Se to Earthbend onto Earth. Then Fling Earth at someone.
fanofmosteverything9: Rich, Corinthian card text.
 jarnatan: The best thing I can say about Insurrection is that it isn't Generations
 PsychoI3oy: Khan of not Tarkir
 mercano82: From hell’s heart, I stab at thee.
Eduardo_Velho: khaaaaaaan
 ProcyonFlynn: LeyLine of the Void is so back 
 TheMerricat: Star Seed
 jarnatan: He even wears corinthian leather in the movie
northos: *Space Seed
  TXC2: space seed
NymGG: @Eduardo_Velho That kills people
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  @Simriel: I love the Ceretos officer token
  @Simriel: Casting it from Exile was *chefs kiss*
 TheMerricat: Doh!
Purestorm_: great art for the Reliant
 TimeToFry: Oh my god
 TimeToFry: That's so good
 jarnatan: Remember that when he comes back from exile he's technically an ex-khan
JunieJazz: @jarnatan Incredible
 Strebenherz: KHAAAAAAN
 Bugberry: I'm wondering if there was a particular number of As used for Khaaan! or if it was decided arbitrarily.
 control_rig: Seems like he would be good in BlueBlack Khantroll
  TXC2: theymerLoviatar that is so cool
  TheWormbo: exilent!
  TXC2: Twitch could we please go more then 60 secounds without stoping? 
 bubba0077: So, the only way to deal with Khan is AWOL
 Strebenherz: So hey Gavin, and all y'all trek nerds that made the lore for this set work so well, thank you
evilspoons983: I want to just buy these cards without the gameplay text. just the titles and flavour text and bigger art.
 TheMerricat: @bubba0077 Sheltered by Ghosts. 
roastbeefsandwitch: @bubba0077 or a Pacifism effect. Thematically appropriate, even
Volus_dude: If Khan gets fused with fungus. is he a Khantarell?
 ProcyonFlynn: @bubba0077 There's always the Oubliette
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 Strebenherz: @TXC2 Did it set to 1080?
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fanofmosteverything9: @ProcyonFlynn Buried alive... buried alive...
  TXC2: Strebenherz no it stays on 720p
 Arkroma: @Strebenherz Yeah thanks literally most of the PPR players and Gavin lol
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
 jadielady:  
 jarnatan: Graham Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: he's Ta-back
  TXC2: and we're back
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 Fair nuff
Nystrik: LOL
MWGNZ: 
sallomon33:   
 Zombie_Spacer: 
 TimeToFry: Excellent
 Arkroma:  
 RAICx: 
 Kentosaurus: was that usd?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
unleashenlightenment: wheeler is the goat
 Mr_Horrible: wait this isn't a Magic-con 
 DiscordianTokkan: Now that's commitment
 MAPBoardgames: $5 US?? Crazy!
josh___something: 
Voidhawk42: Somebody sub this man, he paid for it#
 Myrniss: err, judge? Delayed bribing 
  TXC2:  does that count as bribing ?
 protojman: it's Matt!
ShifuDaxiongmao: a canadian fortune!
RevolverRossalot: Round Two: The Next Generation
 Decaped: Wheeler doing a great romulan impression
sallomon33:    
 Mr_Horrible: Matt is nothing if not practical
 Zombie_Spacer: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: not on camera!
 polaris415: bribary!
 TimeToFry: Excellent energy to begin with
 MaskedThespian: Also, he could just step off of camera
ninjaman: 
 protojman: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 jarnatan: He's just paying ante
 youcantlistentobuttons: Holy doodle
 Unas84: it's flavourful Wheeler, Matt is just being very Ferengi!
Voidhawk42: !card bribery
  LRRbot: Bribery [3UU] | Sorcery | Search target opponent's library for a creature card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
fanofmosteverything9: How the turn tables.
 Jmonkey49: 
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: GOOD BIT +2
 TimIAm: This is a powder keg trio to have on camera all at once lol
 BrowneePointz: I forgot how funny Tabak is
  SergeYager: Can you believe they're both 5"4?
 Mr_Horrible: bewstie
  TXC2: a boosty woosty
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: cards
fanofmosteverything9: Love that for you, boostie.
 BrowneePointz: Signed Picard
 Arkroma: Lol I thought we agreed we couldn't put Adam and Wheeler together on a PPR anymore but Matt turns out to be just as much of a hypeman lol
 jarnatan: A Kivas Fajo booster, if you will
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NeighborlyExquisitePeachCoolStoryBro-so5pvSH2q-7gEqSU
 TimeToFry: Temporal Trespass happening right here
 pleonasticTautology: wait did i miss more bit while editing the clip
Purestorm_: Wait, that's just useless gold
 mercano82: @BrowneePointz Or a signed Chekov
  LRRbot: Cetacean Ops [3U] | Creature — Whale Officer [3/3] | Ward {1} / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 DiscordianTokkan: Latinum!
 BrowneePointz: Yes!
 Strebenherz: WHALES
 sirspate: "but who's on tech?" I said to myself quietly
ShifuDaxiongmao: very auspicious
  TXC2: Ceritos strong!
  Juliamon: ke ke ke ke ke
 BrowneePointz: There’s even an entire deck dedicated to them!
 theymerLoviatar: Adam! Speak their language!
 jarnatan: @sirspate no Hu's on second
 omdorastrix: Yes
 omdorastrix: yes
 TheMerricat: TNG introduced them but we never saw them. Then Lower Decks happened. :d
 BrowneePointz: Yep! They help with logistics
 omdorastrix: They do navigation optimization
 mercano82: “Captain!  There be whales here!”
Invitare: they're navigators. Because they're used to moving in 3D space
fanofmosteverything9: They just don't do away missions.
 Bugberry: What if they send humans to planets of Only water?
evilspoons983: Fun fact there are also planets without land
Voidhawk42: They're best at navigation because of 3D water thinking
fanofmosteverything9: Usually.
 MaskedThespian: The Khan-cept, Wheeler?
 jarnatan: @Bugberry they drown
 falcn120: I forget which Scifi series it was, but it did go into depth about sea creatures being good navigators in space
 Bugberry: krill
Wolfstrike_NL: Humans are just trapped inside the air department of a ship
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: paid???
 Jayrod1220: Fish
 Jmonkey49: We have Military Dolphins.
MNerenberg: No one gets paid!!!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: It's Starfleet, nobody gets paid
 bytecaster: There is no money in the Federation
 Tiber727: Adam doesn't believe in disability accommodations.
 raulghoulia: famously unpaid
  LRRbot: Constable Odo [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter Detective [4/3] | When Constable Odo enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put two stun counters on it. / • Investigate twice.
 Arkroma: They spend credits on magic the gathering lol
fanofmosteverything9: Oh, that's who commissioned Q...
 TheMerricat: The Federation has evolved past money. 
Invitare: apparently they're party animals
 mercano82: Q provides the Mariachi bands.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Odo!!!
  Juliamon: Odo!
 BrowneePointz: Rene Auberjonois 
Voidhawk42: They don't use money, but they can replicate as much fish as they want
Purestorm_: Love Rene
margerfol: Kimolu and matt
justajester: what a perfect moment to tune in for
 flojosch: Tuna
  LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
RevolverRossalot: hHhhrrrmph
 Sorator13: what do YOU spend money on, Adam?
  @Simriel: He's exiled TWOCE
 @loadingreadyrun: are you folks experiencing any glitches/buffering in the stream?
  @Simriel: I just had a hitch that didn't stop until I refereshed
@underdogstory3111: Same here
@jackgillespie4594: just had one
@PraetusCortez: same
@An_IRL_Rabbit: There was a long pause around Khan but it's been smooth otherwise
@SenshiSunPower: I'm experiencing nonsensical cropping because this is being broadcast in vertical mode.
@PraetusCortez: smoother now?
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 @SmithKurosaki: yea there was a hiccup mid crack a pack, but seems fine now
 @loadingreadyrun: interesting. the youtube backend just warned me about dropping frames,but I'm not seeing any isues on twitch or in obs
@Azidbern: The TALL TABLE!!!!!
@Jul487: Go tigers!!!!!!
@violentfrog_: @loadingreadyrun yeah mine buffered for a bit, but it's all good now
@iSmartMan1: Does that mean Matt has joined the Patreon?
@Azidbern: like a true Packers fan! lol
 @LRRbot: Cetacean Ops [3U] | Creature — Whale Officer [3/3] | Ward {1} / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@kitsumekajime: lol those are from lower decks right?
  @Simriel: They do advanced scanners right?
@PraetusCortez: yep
 @LRRbot: Constable Odo [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter Detective [4/3] | When Constable Odo enters, choose one — / • Tap target creature an opponent controls. Put two stun counters on it. / …
@Jul487: The only Sexy Uncle in LRR, Chat is looking at you Adam.
@violentfrog_: If the cooks on a battleship aren't actively fighting, what are they even doing?
  @Simriel: No one in Starfleet gets Paid Adam XD
 @LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
@Zenthere: no pay in starfleet
 mercano82: Odo doesn’t have Changeling?
 omdorastrix: And destroyed the enterprise
 TheMerricat: Chat the fact that Ben and Adam don't know Star Trek is explaining so much of Lets Nope to me. 
Invitare: Old Crazy Eyes
  LRRbot: Gray and Adira, Forever Joined [2{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Trill Human Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it isn't legendary. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 Kentosaurus: @mercano82 he's bad with faces
 jarnatan: Not to be confused with the Duracell Sisters, who ironically had no interest in power
 Arkroma: Do we have to explain music to Adam?
Xed_Regulus: I never watched Discovery that far to meet them
 sirspate: Trill
BTownMC: to bring life to bar decj
  LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it would be destroyed, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from it and all damage already dealt to it is healed.
BTownMC: deck
noSmokeFire: doctor who?
 Bugberry: That's a different scifi property
NymGG: @jarnatan Haha
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: doctor whomst
 omdorastrix: Some kind of injector
anhakha: It's a neuralizere
 Unas84: '60s sci-fi, Adam 
anhakha: he's a man in black
 Jayrod1220: Dr. Hank McCoy, Beast
  LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / 8+ | Flying
 jarnatan: D-7's nuts
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: HELL YEAH D-7
Eduardo_Velho: man i want all of these TOS frame cards
Flyingdelorion: I love the story of Gray and Adira! Great to see them represented! Also: Trans rights!
 raulghoulia: which John Carpenter is Adams deck going to be this time?
Purestorm_: I'm more partial to the Ktinga
 Mangledpixel: the workhorse of the Klingon fleet for centuries
  LRRbot: Chancellor Gorkon [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Noble [5/3] | Vigilance / When Chancellor Gorkon dies, exile up to two target creatures.
BTownMC: GORE KHAN
  TheWormbo: 
Thisbymaster: he is not a pickle
Xed_Regulus: David Warner
BTownMC: lol
 electra310: Honor pickle
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the pickle commander
 DiscordianTokkan: Chancellor Gherkin is in a pickle now
Dr_fragenstien:  I just watched this movie on monday
 raulghoulia: this movie rules
fanofmosteverything9: Delicious gherkins
 jarnatan: You gotta experience Shakespeare in the original Klingon
Dr_fragenstien: AGREED
 Bugberry: Can't wait to see yall at gor-con
 MalFnord: how dare
 Unas84: very valid
RedArrogantKnight: why would anyone argue with that, 6 is great
 falcn120: It doesn't have whales!
 omdorastrix: Not the one with the whales?
 mercano82: Kirk and McCoy get sent to Rura Penthe.
 Arkroma: Today is a good day to pickle
 Obos_TAB: Yes! Ras Alghul is on TWO cards this set!
anhakha: Murder
 LRRMTG_Judge: I won't argue - Natedogg
BTownMC: 2,4,6 movies are great
Cuddly_Kitteh: You know, I might actually agree with you
 DiscordianTokkan: Jail
 jarnatan: I didn't know Gorkon was in First Contact, TIL
Thisbymaster: you only get one wrong opinion
evilspoons983: it's definitely the best Star Trek movie with Shatner in it
 raulghoulia: Kirk and McCoy go to the prison planet - Adam
  TXC2: 6 is my favorit of the ToS movies
baneless27: lol
 Simonark: It IS the best Star Trek movie,
 Mangledpixel: because Kirk and McCoy were arrested for his assassination!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 omdorastrix: Either the 2 assassins or his 2 guards
yobigdogXL: classic Khan guy
 Viewers_Like_You: Star Trek VI is easily the best sixth Star Trek movie
Dr_fragenstien: oh kirk and mccoy!
 Unas84: Kirk and Spock get sentenced
 bytecaster: Pix has got it
Xed_Regulus: Kirk & McCoy get exiled when he dies
punahougirl84: Kirk and Spo
 falcn120: Doesn't Kirk and Bones get sent to prision?
 Unas84: oh wait McCoy, not Spock
BTownMC: kamikaze assassins
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 2, 4, 6, First Contact, and Galaxy Quest are the best Star Trek movies by far. Beyond is pretty fun too!
thimbles_edge: gerkhin? pickle klingons?
 electra310: KIrk and McCoy exiled to space prison
 BrowneePointz: Kirk and McCoy get exiled
 Obos_TAB: You gotta do it in David Warner's voice!
 Unas84: to Rura Penthe
Purestorm_: I'm more nostalgic for Wrath of Khan but yeah Undiscovered Country is a better film
 HorusFive: OK Adam- go watch the movie and then it will all be revealed.
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millenomi_Aura: Boys rock
 Mr_Horrible: it's footage of shoes
Dr_fragenstien: "thanks, me."
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  LRRbot: Grand Nagus Zek [2B] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Noble [1/1] | Grand Nagus Zek gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control. / Whenever another creature dies, create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ExitPursuedByABear: Kirk and McCoy go to prison
 Arkroma: Lekker!!!
 Jayrod1220: "Hey you Chancellor Gerkins"
Purestorm_: QUARK
graffd02: 2 is the best, but you're allowed to have wrong opinions.
 Arkroma: Zekkie ****
BTownMC: inconcievable
 shushu2539: that card is zek
 falcn120: Love Grand Nagus, there's no Mookie card is there?
  LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
 Mr_Horrible: from *any* creature dying is so wild, even at once per turn
punahougirl84: Watch the movies!
VNil: get wheeler on creative text so we can get "thanks for having me, it's great to be here" on a card
fanofmosteverything9: Same person, different actor.
SoylentDoener: billiam 
 Chronomagistrate: @falcn120 Alas, no
Stardackk: Bristly Billiam?
fanofmosteverything9: Dr. McCoy, known cactus.
 Decaped: He also holds things like that
Purestorm_: Bill 'Bristly' McCoy
anhakha: two creatures exiled with Gorkon - When he died, Kirk and McCoy were arrested for his death.
Dr_fragenstien: mccoy is a bit of a cactus
 jarnatan: Judge Dredd
CheshireCake: Keith Urban McCoy would be a very different role
 MaskedThespian: Same character, different timeline
 falcn120: @Chronomagistrate Dang, that coulda been a good one
 HorusFive: So Adam, there were several series called Star Trek......
 AdamYMHMI: @fanofmosteverything9 He is bristly
DoomedCanary: Why does he look like Matt Leblanc?
millenomi_Aura: Brist McBill
 Simonark: Bristliest Bill,
VNil: karl urban, industry Plant
yobigdogXL: isn't Keith Urban dead
 Mr_Horrible: sudden need for Doctor McCoy to say "high-ex"
  LRRbot: Primary Unimatrix Adjunct [3W] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/3] | Artifact creatures you control have double strike.
 Bugberry: Bill Urban
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: have you played Quake 2?
 omdorastrix: the Borshg
anhakha: the borg are basically phyrexians. or slivers.
 Bugberry: Ernest Borg-of-Nine
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 simplySuzu: Borg? sounds Swedish
millenomi_Aura: Dying
 Arkroma: Meat balls
 ThankYouUro: The Borg are just the Phyrexian
BTownMC: Adam, the Borg like to Mork
 Mr_Horrible: a race of chefs 
punahougirl84: Omg...
  TXC2: so the Borg, won Wimbedon 5 times in a row
anhakha: basically phyrexians
Eduardo_Velho: man i want all of these tng border cards
Volus_dude: borgs assimilated the swedish chef
 jarnatan: "slivers but they go in every artifact deck" sure is boldly going somewhere
Dr_fragenstien: space phyrexians
Purestorm_: CyberSwedes are marginally more threatening than regular Borg
 Decaped: resistance is useless, as they say
SoylentDoener: cybernetic beings, as swedish people tend to be 
 youcantlistentobuttons: Judge Dredd, in Magic:the GAthering? At this time of year? It this card frame?
 mastershake29x: I'm new to pre-releases, is a 15 minute pre-game lore discussion standard?
Flyingdelorion: I have Borg Boxers!
graffd02: Now I can't unsee the swedish chef as a borg in my head.
SarahCyberFae: exterminate - borg probably
LilacAndLilies: Extremely loud boo at "primarily swedish"
northos: @mastershake29x not standard but not unheard of 
millenomi_Aura: @mastershake29x Only when it’s very good
 bytecaster: I hear resistance is futile, is this true, chat?
  TXC2: mastershake29x more often then you'd think yeah
BTownMC: the collective... i probably wont be getting this set, but I can see the appeal
 mercano82: Artifact Sliver is about to get really good
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @mastershake29x Pack openings aren't new. How much time they take can vary.
 LowUpsideCJ: Oh so it’s like a Vince Gilligan’s Puribus (2026)
MtGJam: Like the Federation, but more effiicient
 Simonark: Adam has known Graham and Paul all this time and not followed decades of Star Trek references
anhakha: I do want a secret lair of the Borg Queen as the Swedish Chef.
 Jayrod1220: "I will see you in 111 minutes"
00gogo00: wow
00gogo00: spoilers
 falcn120: Borg, phyrexians, cybermen.... Scifi loves their mechanical/cybernetic people
BTownMC: Best of Both Worlds
Purestorm_: Adam getting the full lore dump
 @loadingreadyrun: @SenshiSunPower really, you are seeing vertical video? Out of curiosity, how are you viewing the stream?
 @LRRbot: Gray and Adira, Forever Joined [2{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Trill Human Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, create a token t…
  @Simriel: Tho I think on DS9 the Starfleet staff get a stipend to pay the local businesses with?
 @LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a …
@JLauTCG: I wish I knew more about Star Trek
 @LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginni…
  @Simriel: @JLauTCG There is a way to fix this after the PPR is done...
 @LRRbot: Chancellor Gorkon [3WB] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Noble [5/3] | Vigilance / When Chancellor Gorkon dies, exile up to two target creatures.
@PraetusCortez: watch lower decks
@Zenthere: @SenshiSunPower youtube makes black bars to make space for chat... so if you remove chat they go away
  @Simriel: I love Undiscovered country
  @Simriel: That's Kirk and McCoy getting sent to prison!
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 @LRRbot: Grand Nagus Zek [2B] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Noble [1/1] | Grand Nagus Zek gets +1/+1 for each Treasure you control. / Whenever another creature dies, create a Treasure token. This ability tri…
 @LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+…
@PraetusCortez: Also Hi Simriel! thanks for being a great mod
 @LRRbot: Primary Unimatrix Adjunct [3W] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/3] | Artifact creatures you control have double strike.
BTownMC: the herald of the Borg
Creideiki_SE: @bytecaster Depends. How many ohms?
 pleonasticTautology: it was a season finale/season premiere cliffhanger
 pleonasticTautology: so it was waiting MONTHS
 ThankYouUro: They needed a man with unrelenting Rizz
 mercano82: You had to wait all summer
Xed_Regulus: Worse! Next Season!
 Mangledpixel: no, next season
 Brozard: "There is no war in the Alpha Quadrant 😀"
evilspoons983: not just next week, it was ALL SUMMER!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, it was months
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not just next week, but next SEASON
 BrowneePointz: No Adam, we had to wait until next SEASON
 jarnatan: Adam heard the Princess Auto lore, Star Trek will be a piece of cake to track
 PsychoI3oy: wasn't even next week, it was spring to fall
fanofmosteverything9: Tele-vision, you say?
  TXC2: that cliffhanger may legit have saved Star trek as a fanchise
 Arkroma: Lol how much older is Adam than Wheeler?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: not just cubes! spheres too!
DoomedCanary: Square Deathstar
Spleeniop22: Oh sweet
 Gaz_L: Cuboid
 HorusFive: Adam legit DOES NOTE know if they're messing with him- but this is all true
 tsp397: People explaining pop culture to Adam is my favourite LRR content
CheshireCake: Borg box
graffd02: also known as Ru-bix Cubes
 62MGcobra: and only up to 3 months between seasons
 pleonasticTautology: !card borg cube
  LRRbot: Borg Cube [5WB] | Artifact — Spacecraft [6/6] | Affinity for artifact creatures / Whenever this Spacecraft enters or attacks, assimilate a creature card exiled with it. If you can't, exile up to one target creature. / Station / 12+ | Artifact creatures you control have flying.
ShifuDaxiongmao: glue 2 boxes together!
evilspoons983: Borg Rectangular Prism
Voidhawk42: !card borg cube
  LRRbot: Borg Cube [5WB] | Artifact — Spacecraft [6/6] | Affinity for artifact creatures / Whenever this Spacecraft enters or attacks, assimilate a creature card exiled with it. If you can't, exile up to one target creature. / Station / 12+ | Artifact creatures you control have flying.
unleashenlightenment: borg are the only cool aliens in ST 
fanofmosteverything9: Borg Hexahedron
BTownMC: we must assimilate Adam into the Star Trek Lore collective.. i would bet a million dollars, he would be a fan.
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no autocaptions are preferred but not required!)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: 
thimbles_edge: SPHERES
 HorusFive: We like it
 jarnatan: They're minerals!
 TimeToFry: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 kragmabutch: We deserve it
Xed_Regulus: I'm waiting for the Borg pyramids lol
 Myrniss: D: what did i do!?
 ContingentCat: because we like it~
 torlynic: but like, also, Spheres
rabbitgta: Rookie mistake you engage chat
Mindfire13: The Borg like geometry ships
 Sorator13: that's what Wheeler & Adam do, yeah
sallomon33:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is Wheeler and Adam. They are going to yell at us
Lysander_salamander: shouty bois
 MaskedThespian: I mean, there's the Borg Probe, the Scout Cubes, and the Borg Queen's Ship (aka a d8)
 Zombie_Spacer: 
Wolfstrike_NL:    
baneless27: lol, loud nosies!
Stardackk: atleast colour match the tape
Brahms_IV: @anhakha "Hurrdïnga börgen, assimilümøørren"
Voidhawk42: I also like the Diamond
ShifuDaxiongmao: How dare you, Wheeler? when have we EVER misbehaved?
 HorusFive: Paul
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Arkroma: Lol this is what I want my PPR to be. Don't ever change fellas.
punahougirl84: Maybe watch an episode
sallomon33: they're dead, Matt
fanofmosteverything9: This kills the Paul.
 falcn120: hahaha
 ContingentCat: Paul's used to it 
CookieMom: Sounds like Adam needs to make an example of someone in chat.
 HorusFive: Paul's used to it
SirKerrick: Phyrexian Spheres > Borg Cubes. Fight me.
 Bugberry: i'll try to type quietly
 jarnatan: Wheeler yelling "they're cubes" over what is clearly a rectangle is rich
 torlynic: Paul, the real MVP
 MrSarkhan: 
Dr_fragenstien: they unplug their headphones when these two are on
 lirazel64: 
DoomedCanary: Borg Pyramid! WHEN?
 Sorator13: Paul knows not to put the headphones on for this round, he can't hear you, it's fine
ShifuDaxiongmao: did Paul just channel Eeyore?
josh___something: Hi paul 
 LowUpsideCJ: Paul muted studio sound as soon as Adam and wheeler were paired up
Lysander_salamander: someone spin the wheel
 Andymonium: hey shoutout to Paul? maybe there's enough shouting, whisperout to Paul tho
BTownMC: Ann Margaret?
 sporkraptor: wheeler + adam = loud noises
Lysander_salamander: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's ok Paul, Chat LOVES you. 
Creideiki_SE: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Arkroma: Lol good bot
 HorusFive: Contrast makes the high points stand out
 torlynic: I'm still waiting for the Borg Mobius Strip
 TimeToFry: Magic the Gathering
Flyingdelorion: Anna Margaret is uhhhhm, I can not say this in chat so yes, she is awesome!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
 Decaped: Paul is channeling Marvin from H2G2
GrathXVI: Adam isn't that tall
 Sorator13: Wheeler's cheap, too, he only needs $5
baneless27: lol
 jarnatan: Thanks Paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: @Sorator13 that's just the upkeep
 Murcielago66: One day the game starts
 Mr_Horrible: excellent deck name from adam, as always
  TXC2: Code of Honor?
 jarnatan: Oh no thats the racism planet
 Obos_TAB: Oh the racist episode
 bytecaster: seven?
 flatluigi: i hope it's not code of honor, the worst episode of star trek
BTownMC: Tasha Yar... and she dies
Lysander_salamander: Oh that one
 APODionysus: Oh no
Lysander_salamander: oof
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh no Adam saw the worst episode of Star Trek ever
 ContingentCat: it's a good episode
MNerenberg: This is def Seven fighting the Rock
fiftymcnasty: the worst episode
Xed_Regulus: Oh, oh no... I am so, so sorry Adam. That is the WORST episdoe
phoenixfeather14: Oh, that episode
 Bengineering: "I have a hard out of 2 hopefully i cna make it " -Adam Savidan
 jarnatan: Adam's only exposure to Star Trek is the literal worst episode of Star Trek
 Tiber727: The real trick is to be bad and agree to be filmed for $10, then bribe the judge with $5. Pure profit.
evilspoons983: lol oh no not Code of Honor
Spleeniop22: haha
 MaskedThespian: @MNerenberg Featuring Jeffrey Combs!
 FauksStarling: How many PPRs can we continue the John Carpenter's Deck Name?
 Arkroma: Adam is thinking of 7 of 9 vs the Rock
 pleonasticTautology: you can get those sleeves at
BTownMC: @evilspoons983 thats it.. oh, how terrible
 pleonasticTautology: !store
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punahougirl84: Watch Star Trek. Please. Big part of our culture at this point!
 omdorastrix: Adam... Was the opponent a young "the rock?"
TheMikeRobles: Tabak? I love that guy
 Jayrod1220: Wait, I thought Graham was Adam's dad. 
 falcn120: @jarnatan ehhhh there are some bad eps in each series.
  TheWormbo: @Xed_Regulus It's a season 1 episode, and there are a lot of bad episodes.
 Decaped: they're good episodes, Brent
thimbles_edge: oh i like the star trek HUD yall got set up
Dr_fragenstien: gas leak round starting early
 Simonark: They will first meet twenty minutes from now.
Xed_Regulus: @TheWormbo 4th overall episode even
sallomon33: 
 pipshardfour: Grand Prix?
Cuddly_Kitteh: Oh that lives rent free in my head
 LRRMTG_Judge: @Bengineering I have a hard out of 5 for totally unknowable reasons, I didn't expect it to be a problem - Pywo
 jarnatan: Wait why are they playing Magic in my Star Trek podcast?
  LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | Flying
Flyingdelorion: I remember that as well!
baneless27: paul is gona get angry!
 ghizmou: that s the expression of a jealous man
Invitare: pre-emptive RIP to that Oberth
Cuddly_Kitteh: And Matt declaring that his helpers were all 0/1 creatures
 MaskedThespian: Why doesthe Oberth class have lower Power and Toughness than an OS Shuttlecraft?
fanofmosteverything9: No, Matt, that's Doctor Who.
 mercano82: An Oberth class, the ultimate chump blocker.
noSmokeFire: @MaskedThespian it's a pacifist
Purestorm_: I love the Oberth! Don't bully the Oberth!
BTownMC: lol
 omdorastrix: Today is a good day to DRAW!
 Mangledpixel: Purestorm_ we don't need to, the Klingons will
graffd02: I'm sure it's already been said, but the LCARS overlay is absolute fire.
Purestorm_: @Mangledpixel Sad face
rabbitgta: No more drawing, dang that's like the best part of mtg
 DeM0nFiRe: You land?
 jarnatan: Honestly I think Excelsior-Class should have been the common. It was the backbone of Starfleet for a century
 TimeToFry: Excellent
baneless27: wake up sleepy ship
sallomon33: 
Spleeniop22: 
evilspoons983: @noSmokeFire lol yeah when they are defeated they just leave, they don't actually get destroyed
evilspoons983: lol yeah when the Oberth is defeated it isn't destroyed, it just canonically leaves
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lmao
RevolverRossalot: Not like No Berth amirite?
@kitsumekajime: this is funny
@PraetusCortez: Poor paul
@kitsumekajime: pooor paul lol
@articerile: Locutus of Urborg
@Jul487: who is on second
@Azidbern: this is Canada, we don't have pennies
@PraetusCortez: who was the other guest for Melissa De Toro? or was lrr the other player.
@violentfrog_: i think this match will be indicitive of a lot of PPRs where fans and non-fans mix lol
@DarkMorford: Overlay looks great, nice work Paul!
 @LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | F…
@CardboardTamer: The moment you realize that the Commander decks inclusion of Shineshadow Snarl credits a non-existent character as making the quote.
 @loadingreadyrun: @DarkMorford thanks!
evilspoons983: wtf twitch chat
 LadyCapuIet: i just got here, is matt playing without sleeves? is that how he gets the best gameplay experience?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I want every PPR to have an Adam vs Matt round from now on.
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
Flyingdelorion: Sleeves are for cowards!
Purestorm_: More quest counter cards!
NymGG: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Agreed
evilspoons983: here's me trying to delete my idiot duplicate message like it's discord
 jarnatan: Who is Miss Ion, and why does she need support?
RevolverRossalot: Our Glorious Oberth // Their Perfidious Science Vessels
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo love a good enters with +1/+1 effect
  LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.
 Mangledpixel: it's Hemmer time
Purestorm_: A character that should have stuck around longer
 Viewers_Like_You: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters At this rate the next PPR will still have this round ongoing
 Tiber727: @jarnatan Because she's too negative.
CheshireCake: Hemmer rules
  TXC2: Purestorm_ damn right
 jarnatan: @Tiber727 Sounds like a job for Captain Proton
Purestorm_: Also, very nice that they make his Aenar, not Andorian
 jarnatan: Engineers being artificers but scientists being scientists is kind of tonal whiplash to me, not gonna lie
Dr_fragenstien: 1000 years of "why is Pet Sehlat a bear" discourse
 Tiber727: @jarnatan He sounds like a take charge kinda guy.
 RatherLargeToad: It’s a Raging Kronch
baneless27: adam, 1$ to the swear jar
DMGlol: blocks well and turns on your spaceships faster
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
anhakha: A salt force? What about the pepper force?
anhakha: I'm quite partial to the mayonnaise force.
 jarnatan: @anhakha In my house we have a shaker for the odinforce and the speedforce
 Tiber727: @anhakha No need. These guys will pepper you with bullets.
  LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 raulghoulia: This set should have brought back fatesealing as scanning
 Shparky2197: Hi friends, first preprerelease in a long while. How are we all?
 Strebenherz: repeating my "gui looks good" message now that i'm on desktop instead of phone.  love the little details and text.  it all looks really cleanly put together.  @LoadingReadyRun 
  TXC2: actualy only the Federation is ever seen with a projectile weapon
  TXC2: hello Shparky2197 welcome to round 2
 @loadingreadyrun: are any other youtube folks getting a vertical version of the stream?
 @LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest …
  @Simriel: No?
@the_hammy: nah
@violentfrog_: nope
@CardboardTamer: @loadingreadyrun no portrait framing here on Android TV.
@PraetusCortez: nope
 @LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a…
@pharmacistjudge: horizontal here
@Zenthere: not verticle, but if you run in theatre mode, with chat, then depending on your zoom/windows size you get bars
@Zenthere: but the full video is within
@CardboardTamer: They appear to have changed how the Chat turns on/off in YouTube
 @loadingreadyrun: huh, ok. Someone mentioned seeing vertical video earlier and I was confused and wondering if youtube is auto-cropping a vertical video from the stream
@CardboardTamer: Poor thing misses his humanoid: Spock
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
@violentfrog_: Just watched Dark Star for the first time. Whacky movie
fcloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, fcloud! (Today's storm count: 120)
  LRRbot: Command Decision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / • Draw a card.
 fcloud: "cards in hand?" "why, yes, actually"
fanofmosteverything9: Poor bear.
 jarnatan: I don't think decisions really respond to commands, no matter who is making them
   LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz thanks!
  LRRbot: Saru, Unthreatened [2G] | Legendary Creature — Kelpien Officer [3/2] | Flash / When Saru enters, another target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
Purestorm_: That's very good for limited
 pleonasticTautology: nice
CheshireCake: Hey, it's Doug Jones!
 jarnatan: Saru needs back surgery for carrying Discovery
Purestorm_: removal or cantrip, can't complain there
yobigdogXL: Saru is cool
 mercano82: Behold the power of this fully operational Oberth class starship
 Obos_TAB:  Saru
  LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
 Shparky2197: @TXC2 Hello, TXC2! Good to see you
 Tiber727: So you have eight threes?
  TXC2: Shparky2197 and you
yobigdogXL: first 2 seasons of Discovery are some of my favorite Star Trek
VNil: dun fact: there are no beam me up instants in the set!
 Shparky2197: 
VNil: fun fact*
 TheMightyGerg: Fun Dact
 omdorastrix: @Tiber727 Are we in that temporal causality loop again?
Aigarius subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
 Aigarius: 123 make it so!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Aigarius! (Today's storm count: 121)
 Mr_Horrible: @VNil why do I feel like this was a(n appropriate) thematic choice? 
Purestorm_: Oberth actually getting to do stuff!
  LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 Obos_TAB: F
 Mr_Horrible: love a mana rock with vigilance
drewm1022: It gets a lot of respects.
fanofmosteverything9: Love fligilance.
 FauksStarling: Proud of that one, Adam.
 Mr_Horrible: steward of valeron all day
 mercano82: The shuttle is more robust than the Oberth.  That feels right.
Purestorm_: As far as 3 mana rocks go, that's not bad
  LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 omdorastrix: Take 9 of 7?
 Mr_Horrible: this Wheeler guy's got jokes
   LoadingReadyRun:  Shuttlecraft was designed by the F students in engineering class
 protojman: got a take 5?
 TheMightyGerg: It's a strict upgrade to Trapped in the Screen!
Boon_33: because she's 7 of 9
Boon_33: duh
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
 Strebenherz: they were one of a group of nine borg
 Mr_Horrible: nine seveeeeeeen 
 jarnatan: She's the seventh borg drone in her section out of nine borg drones total in that section
Flyingdelorion: Seven of nine, tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix zero one
 TheMightyGerg: TWO commons?!
Purestorm_: There's always more JemHadar
 ContingentCat: It's like Mambo number 5 where we don't know about the rest
 TheMightyGerg: TWO cards?!
   LoadingReadyRun: Half-a-dozen of one would be a great Borg name
macbody2: Adam trolling trekkies! And I am here for it!
 TheMightyGerg: Stay on target
  LRRbot: Cold-Blooded Crew [4GG] | Creature — Gorn Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Basic landcycling {2}
Brahms_IV: @LoadingReadyRun 6-Of-All could be another
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: gorn! gorn! gorn! gorn!
Jantaxe1337: Did Matt miss the trigger on the Dominion card?
anhakha: he's Gorn and done it now
 jarnatan: Gorn Girl was a wild movie
  TXC2: oh no, Gorn!
 omdorastrix: No one ever talks about 6 of 9 or 6 of 7
Purestorm_: Big Gorn
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love a good Gorn!
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: the model kit company AMT agreed to build the full size set mockup for the class F shuttlecraft, in return for exclusive rights to sell model kits of it
 jonathanobi: Matt missed his trigger
anhakha: Girl's Gorn Wild is probably Scaly porn
 HorusFive: Wait a minute 
NymGG: @Jantaxe1337 Dominion? That's MTG
 TheMightyGerg: So is 7 6 playing bongos?
 MrPipboy3000: @ContingentCat 1 Mambo was given to the Elves, fairest of the races.  Another Mambo to the Dwarves, hearty in their mountains, and 2 Mambos were gifted to Men, who above all desire power ... but in the darkness, another Mambo was forged ...
 @LRRbot: Command Decision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / • Draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Saru, Unthreatened [2G] | Legendary Creature — Kelpien Officer [3/2] | Flash / When Saru enters, another target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
  @Simriel: Saru is some of Doug Jones' best body work
  @Simriel: AMazing actor
 @LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
 @LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
 @LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
@kitsumekajime: he didnt do the ability
 @LRRbot: Cold-Blooded Crew [4GG] | Creature — Gorn Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / B…
@jenerjenis: play seven seven of nines
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @omdorastrix Horny nerds refer to 7 of 9 as 6 of 9 all the time
Jantaxe1337: @NymGG Oh! My bad, I thought this was the Dominion championships. I'll see myself out.
 Mr_Horrible: think Lizardman from Soul Calibur
Purestorm_: I liked SNW's interpretation of the Gorn
graffd02: did he ever get his 3/3 illusion?
 tsp397: Big green guys
 Robot_Bones: Nothing, Whats a gorn with you?
 BrowneePointz: You’ve seen clips of Shatner fighting one
 LRRMTG_Judge: are they a viashino? 
 RatherLargeToad: They will eat your face
00gogo00: oh yeah
 jarnatan: Gorn are like an Alien-level threat in Star Trek
CheshireCake: Hammer-blow!
  TXC2: fighting at Vasquez rocks
 jarnatan: Gorn are the Xenomorphs of Strange New World
CheshireCake: Actually is there a card with Kirk doing the hammer blow or one of his other cheesy fight moves in the art??
Voidhawk42: They do enjoy eating humans alive. So not great. But also, they are sentient so we don't want to go all genocid-y on them.
  TXC2: CheshireCake there is one with his shirt ripped open at least
 Shparky2197: It was G and who else that recreated that last week? Rek?
MNerenberg: @jarnatan I kinda hate they made them so fast. A big part of the original gorn were they were strong but hella slow
VNil: if HOrta got to be Elemental, I think the Gorn should have been Gorn Lizards
 omdorastrix: Arenty they parasitic in SNW?
Asolya: Are they as scary as the xenomorphs too?
 jarnatan: @Asolya Yeah. Hemmer's the "first chief engineer in Strange New Worlds" for this reason
  TheWormbo: good choice
Asolya: @jarnatan Oh I see :OO thanks for taking the time to answer!
fanofmosteverything9: Plain, simple Garruk
RevolverRossalot: The notorious PSG is a solid choice
 Strebenherz: Just a simple tailor!
 jarnatan: As someone who does poorly with scary stuff, watching those episodes was real difficult. But worth it
 BrowneePointz: Nog hands down. Greatest arc in the franchise
 falcn120: DS9 has so many great characters.
  TXC2: IMO, Gerak is up there with Omar from the Wire in terms of Greatest TV characters
   LoadingReadyRun: Garruk Wildspeaker, Simple Tailor
yobigdogXL: Data
 omdorastrix: DS9 DOES probably have many of the best characters and Storytelling of the older series-es.
anhakha: Dathon is great.
 Mangledpixel: we made it up
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "we made it up"
 Strebenherz: NOG yes
fanofmosteverything9: Geordi was always my favorite when I went straight from Reading Rainbow to TNG.
anhakha: Shaka, his arms wide
RevolverRossalot: Odo is eminently watchable
anhakha: When the walls fell
baneless27: you
baneless27: your my favorite
 Myrniss: No mention of Morn 
  TXC2: counterpoint: Kai Win 
baneless27: me?
 jimber_jam: It's DS9, let's be real
baneless27: yes you
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Gul Dukat is one of the most compelling villains on TV ever
TristalMTG: You could go pretty wrong. If Dukat were your favorite character that'd be a red flag.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: most people say TNG or DS9
 Murcielago66: its ds9
 BrowneePointz: Folks have faves but the fandom usually agrees DS9 had the best writing
 Bugberry: I haven't seen a lot of Trek, but Data has always been my favorite.
VNil: it'd be a hard call for me between Kira and Garak
  Juliamon: The franchise is too varied to fairly choose a single series as "the best"
noSmokeFire: ask four star trek fans a question and you'll get five answers
Brahms_IV: @anhakha Robert Redford in the woods, nodding at the camera.
 omdorastrix: There's relative consensus that Galaxy Quest is one of the top 5 star-trek movies
Cuddly_Kitteh: Trek Fans still debating whether the show actually exists.
roastbeefsandwitch: some of the Cardassian and Romulan villains are quite compelling. DS9's Gul Dukat and Elim Garrik are great examples
drewm1022: The Orville is a top contender for best Star Trek series.
 Bugberry: I'm a sucker for any artificial character who wants to understand being human.
 TimeToFry: So like, what 6 years
 fcloud: is there a parallel-universe version that's Shallow Space Nine?  where everybody's into shopping and reality tv
RevolverRossalot: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Best call me a Bajoran Worker, because he always has my attention
 TimeToFry: Dangit Adam
baneless27: what? you look like a teenager 
 jarnatan: The Next Generation is the reason Star Trek didn't remain a cult classic and became a massive media franchise. Everything that came after stands on the shoulders of Picard and the Galaxy Class gang. But was it the best series? Not necessarily
 falcn120: For me its DS9 or TOS, only watched TNG as an adult and it I can't use the "product of it's time" glasses, like I can for TOS
baneless27: woah thats cool
 BrowneePointz: Like Graham said on TTC “TNG is my fave due to personal attachment but DS9 is probably the best”
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @RevolverRossalot eyyyyyy
 Mr_Horrible: "Grass: Matt Tabak"
 Chronomagistrate: @drewm1022 I just couldn't get into that show. It felt way too uncomfortably cringey to me.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: OH HE WORKED AT THE EXPERIENCE?!
 RatherLargeToad: That thing was cool
RevolverRossalot: Lower Decks is a cheeky choice for best, because it's a victory lap of the greatest hits
TotallyNotaBeholder: I remember the Star Trek experience, that was a fun time
 LRRMTG_Judge: The gift shop still has the Quarks bar doors there, its so funny - Pywo
@gogt200: Seven Six *Does the hand thing*
@gogt200: If any mod wishes to ban me for that I understand.
 @SmithKurosaki: nah not ban worthy lol
  @Simriel: 6 7 is not illegal around here as long as you don't overdo it
@ryanchilton2424: Six Seven of Nines? Well that sounds like... a poor deck construction given that Seven is a legendary creature.
 @SmithKurosaki: not to mention the usual 4x limit
  @Simriel: Elim Garrik
@gogt200: Garrik is absolutely up there.
  @Simriel: I suppose if you opened 6 in sealed you could play them all?
@gogt200: There are multiple 7 of 9 cards.
@iSmartMan1: More people should talk about Prodigy, it's seriously underrated
@kitsumekajime: i loved beyond belief
@gogt200: Prodigy was good. Watched it in anticipation of TRK.
@kitsumekajime: i loved lower decks ive been meaning to rebinge it
  @Simriel: I am sad I never got to see it. My dad loved it
  @Simriel: It has a Quarks right?
 omdorastrix: I'd say DS9, TNG, TOS,  VOY for the pre 2000's series
Invitare: oh I went there with my mum ages ago
VNil: i'm currently using my (well worn) STTE combadge mousepad
drewm1022: @Chronomagistrate I totally get that.  It spent the first season trying to find its identity between spoof and actual show.
 MaskedThespian: I am gutted that I never managed to visit that before it got shut down.  My (now) wife promised me that we could get married there, but it shut down before we could
 HorusFive: "Like a Star Trek convention every day" (affectionate)
 LRRMTG_Judge: still see bits of it in the Westgate
 DirtAndGrass: was never a ds9 fan, very against the zeitgeist... voyager was my favourite
baneless27: butt kick: resumeing
 omdorastrix: Though By episode - there's som VOY bangers and a lot of TNG stinkers
anhakha: If you slide the $5 to Adam, he might scoop. It's probably your best line.
  LRRbot: Saurian Explorer [3G] | Creature — Dinosaur Scout [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {6}: Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Activate only as a sorcery.
 jarnatan: In terms of which is the better show, I personally rank TNG highest, but in terms of what I rewatch most often, it's VOY by a mile
 Chronomagistrate: @drewm1022 Yeah, I think that's why I didn't gel with it. Same with S1 of Farscape for me.
   LoadingReadyRun:  I went to the Star Trek Experience many years ago with  and . A++ it was super fun
  TXC2: omdorastrix if nothing else,  Voyager is a very stable show in it's quality
 MaskedThespian: @LoadingReadyRun 
RevolverRossalot: Under the circumstance, I will sheepishly admit that my 90s sci fi of choice was Stargate
 Bugberry: There was that Troll that made snow manaliths in Kaldheim
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fanofmosteverything9: "And then, on turn six, I start to ramp."
drewm1022: @Chronomagistrate Totally fair.  Once it does find the correct tone it is really good though. 
 lamina5432: Theres an x spell that makes 1/1 land cratures
  TXC2: RevolverRossalot same here
Dr_fragenstien: land tokens are pretty new in the grand scheme of things, I remember reading the reason they didn't do it was to avoid having people accidentally shuffle them back into their decks
 bubba0077: I was there once, but it was when it was closed. Got to see Quark's bar though.
 omdorastrix: OF the new series I'd say SNW, Lower Decks, Prodigy, Discovery, Picard
VNil: @Dr_fragenstien also if you are using dice or beads as tokens, its very hard to show if they're tapped or untapped
 RatherLargeToad:    
Abelzumi: Just got in. Are things fun?
evilspoons983: the mist?
drewm1022: Um, acktually, that's a mist.
  TXC2: hello Abelzumi welcome
 jimber_jam: that was the mist.  Adam should know that the fog was John Carpenter
 RatherLargeToad: For frogs?
  LRRbot: Sarek, Federation Ambassador [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Advisor [0/5] | Federation — At the beginning of combat on your turn, draw a card for every five creature types among non-Borg creatures you control. If you draw three or more cards this way, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
anhakha: that's Spock's dad
 theymerLoviatar: It would be pretty hard to play Magic sitting on your hands
graffd02: We'd tell you about it but our memory is a bit foggy.
VNil: hey if larry niven gets to put the Kzin into star trek, stephen king should get to write a script or two
 Strebenherz: Dang Sarek
 jarnatan: Sarek? Oh you mean Michael Burnham's dad
Dr_fragenstien: @VNil exactly. Just wasn't enough payoff for the trouble it would cause.
  LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
 codatski: Bless Adam for navigating all these proper nouns in a livestream. For someone not as familiar with the material, I can't imagine
 DirtAndGrass: there are players that play, who don't have hands
 RatherLargeToad: Just need 15 different creature types.  Easy peasy
mjiig: Does this set contain a non-silly way to get 15 non changeling creature types?
fanofmosteverything9: Matt still needs to put counters on the shuttle.
fanofmosteverything9: Never mind. 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
drewm1022: Sarek changelings?
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Bugberry: @drewm1022 Changelings are Borg
 TimeToFry: @drewm1022 Changelings unfortunately are Borg
anhakha: @drewm1022 no, it says non-borg
VNil: @drewm1022 "non-Borg" is there for a reason
 omdorastrix: "non -borg" blocks changelings
drewm1022: Oh roight.
graffd02: subtle
anhakha: otherwise it reads "at the beginning of combat, if you control a changeling, draw out and lose the game."
VNil: heaven forbid someone in the future designs a clone, changeling, or conspiracy effect that either has "all creature types except for a type of your choice" or one that strips exactly one creature type off a creature
anhakha: Thassa's oracle players start drooling
 @LRRbot: Saurian Explorer [3G] | Creature — Dinosaur Scout [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {6}: Create a tapped Planet land token named New…
@violentfrog_: do you ever go a walking neath the pale blue sky?
  @Simriel: Matt is a great match for Adams energy XD
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 @LRRbot: Sarek, Federation Ambassador [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Advisor [0/5] | Federation — At the beginning of combat on your turn, draw a card for every five creature types among non-Borg creatu…
 @LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
  LRRbot: Saavik, Stoic Student [4W] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Advisor [2/2] | Flash / Federation — When Saavik enters, she deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature an opponent controls, where X is the number of creature types among non-Borg creatures you control.
   LoadingReadyRun: is there a way to make a changeling lose borg without also losing everything else? Selective creature type removal?
VNil: @LoadingReadyRun not currently
VNil: (thank goodness)
 TimeToFry: @anhakha You'd only draw 64
 fcloud: are there any cards that care about changelings?  like "draw a card for every changeling you control", something like that
graffd02: Not in standard, but there is a 3 card christmasland combo that does it
anhakha: @TimeToFry well in limited, that's the same usually 
 Myrniss: For Federation is "Vulcan" and "Advisor" 2 different creature types?
fanofmosteverything9: Yup.
  LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card.
VNil: @Myrniss sure are
unleashenlightenment: @LoadingReadyRun yes there is. You make the werewolf that stops being a human into a changeling with one of the cards that can do that, then edit the text with one of the cards that can, then activate that ability to make it lose being borg
fanofmosteverything9: With the exception of "Time Lord," every creature type is one word.
MWGNZ: 
 Bugberry: Sarek is best friends with Pet Avengers
 Mr_Horrible: bold maneuver
 jarnatan: The way to break Federation with Changeling is Werewolf Pack Leader (makes something not a human) and Artificial Evolution (changes a creature type in a text box to one by your choice)
fanofmosteverything9: (Sometimes they're hyphenated, like Assembly-Worker.)
 jadielady:  
graffd02: werewolf pack leader, ameboid changeling, and artificial evolution combos to make a changeling with non borg
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 accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun If there was it'd have to be called The Best Of Both Worlds 
 Mr_Horrible: Tabak-Savidan Fancams
 Mangledpixel: hmm, Haq puj is 'weak surgery'
anhakha: comedy is threes after all
 DirtAndGrass: google translate used to (maybe still does) have a klingon option
 HorusFive: You guys get contracts?
 FauksStarling: No Contract tokens were Strixhaven
 jarnatan: haq puj, spit on that thang?
 falcn120: Adam has a contract? I thought he just showed up one day and no one stopped him
 LRRMTG_Judge: we have contracts? 
 BrowneePointz: I think Adam would get a kick out of knowing Lucille Ball(I Love Lucy) is the reason we HAVE Trek in the first place
CheshireCake: Today is a good day to die.
 Mr_Horrible: "Set phasers to mute" 
ShifuDaxiongmao: no contracts, but did you remember to sign the NDA? 
fanofmosteverything9: Set phasers to "negotiate."
 TimeToFry: Sponsored by Wizards of the Coast
 Mangledpixel: good game would be {Quj QaQ}
anhakha: nah, he has the Ferengi electro whips from TNG season 1.
 LRRMTG_Judge: tasers can kill you 
Creideiki_SE: Chat has the Twitch ToS.
graffd02: Jackass: Trek Edition
 jimber_jam: you get a little nap
 HorusFive: GTS
 BrowneePointz: It's like the shot Leia takes in A New Hope
 jarnatan: "phase away" is my favourite Enya lyric
 shushu2539: if you are stunned, how do you breath?
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   LoadingReadyRun:  Is there a equivelent of Johnny Knoxville in Star Trek?
 ContingentCat: 
goatprince: uh oh
  TXC2: shushu2539 same way you do when you sleep
 itira: 
 Strebenherz:   
Dr_fragenstien: I've only watched TOS and it's a bit ambiguous, but it seems it knocks them out
ShifuDaxiongmao: which Matt? yes
 Arkroma: 
goatprince: i'm in danger
 Chronomagistrate: @goatprince Run, Matt!
 Mogg01: @goatprince 
anhakha: Phaser phaser phaser!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DirtAndGrass: Qob vIghaj
anhakha: Do you pee yourself if you get phaser'd?
  TXC2: it always correct to cut opp's deck when presented to you
Orxolon: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyIgnorantDuckWTRuck-fEU8aUAicKrupe8V
  LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
anhakha: Pleasure planet.
 Mr_Horrible: Risa and Shina 
 HorusFive: Beach Episode planet
MNerenberg: Risa is the SEX planet
 falcn120: yes.... purely PG "vacation"
 theymerLoviatar: Aruba in space
LathosTiran: jamaharon!
thimbles_edge: its the planet we go to for the beach episodes or the hot springs episodes
evilspoons983: put out your horgons
 Athelgar: imagine having to commute off planet each workday
  TXC2: the Raisan's are from there
graffd02: Seeing Picard without his shirt gets a risa-outta a lot of people.
GalacticCyrus: jomama planet?
 Athelgar: you though new BC timezones were a nightmare!
  @Simriel: Was buffering again
 @LRRbot: Saavik, Stoic Student [4W] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Advisor [2/2] | Flash / Federation — When Saavik enters, she deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature an opponent controls, whe…
@YINFU-hc1jo: wait, spacecraft have no types?
 @LRRbot: Hemmer, Fixing What Is Broken [WU] | Legendary Creature — Aenar Artificer [2/3] | During your turn, Spacecraft you control have hexproof. / Whenever Hemmer becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a…
  @Simriel: Spacecraft isn't a Creature Type is it?
@gogt200: It is not a creature type, no.
@gogt200: Spacecraft is an artifact type.
@YINFU-hc1jo: Good to know!
@YINFU-hc1jo: Never thought it would matter
@gogt200: It's like Shrines. Or Vehicles.
@YINFU-hc1jo: Oh, I just realized we have a card can turn a spacecraft into a doctor
 @LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 MrPipboy3000: Why to Play Dhamjat, Human ...
anhakha: Is Jamaharon a card?
  LRRbot: Xindi Surveyors [2G] | Creature — Xindi Scientist [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
SmashTCG: Is this what it's like talking about magic to people who know magic but not like .. as much as me?
  TXC2: oh cool a Xindi card!
  TXC2: SmashTCG yes
MNerenberg: @anhakha There's that one Island
VNil: @anhakha probably couldn't print the art without breaking the 13+ rating
 Shparky2197: @SmashTCG As that person, yes
 LRRMTG_Judge: yes? 
 DirtAndGrass: @Athelgar had a 3 hour meeting this morning discussing that crap
anhakha: lookin' cute
 HorusFive:  
fanofmosteverything9: Hi, Nelly!
 LRRMTG_Judge: You called? - BlackRose
 shushu2539: 
vinopinguino: adam, stay frozen. dont blink.
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
MWGNZ: 
 Shparky2197: , I just wanted you to let you know that you're appreciated!
 wingless85: 
 Kentosaurus: for legal reasons, this is a joke
 ralphthellama: Daaaaaang
MNerenberg: All Nelly set when?!!
 Arkroma: Adam, cut his deck again lol
 LRRMTG_Judge: well...there is...but we will discuss that in Atlanta after you reform the judge program. 
graffd02: Matt is showing his ferengi
CheshireCake: I think Matt's Axing the REL.
 Mr_Horrible: the bond known as "Sick Nootch"
 Strebenherz: I appreciate Matt channeling Ferengi energy
 Obos_TAB: wow
 Mr_Bitterness: The eternal bond of "shared footsies"
VNil: @LRRMTG_Judge what are the tournament policies about collusion at REL:Axed?
thimbles_edge: i bet its like fhqwhgads
anhakha: The punishment is snoo snoo
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
00gogo00: I'm pretty sure being rules manager gives you lifetime immunity from collusion
SmashTCG: Who do I call when my judge is being actively bribed by my opponent
  TXC2: VNil you can do it only if it's really, REALLY funny 
VNil: @SmashTCG probably a lawyer
anhakha: @SmashTCG Your bank, for a better line of credit.
  LRRbot: Phlox, Unorthodox Doctor [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Denobulan Doctor [3/4] | Trample / Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 HorusFive: @SmashTCG You can call superjudge Beej.  He won't do anything , but he'll listen
 DirtAndGrass: card: collusion
thimbles_edge: @SmashTCG your bank
MNerenberg: Dr Phlox has 3 wives
 LRRMTG_Judge: @VNil usually disqualification.  
SmashTCG: @HorusFive I like this one the best
thimbles_edge: @anhakha same braincell
 Obos_TAB: got em
anhakha: @thimbles_edge 
  TXC2: phlox: the probable Vetinarian
 HorusFive: @SmashTCG  He listens to us all.......
 BrowneePointz: One of the best characters on Enterprise imo
 theymerLoviatar: Phlox is also is a genus of 68 species of perennial and annual plants in the family Polemoniaceae.
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: denobulanation, i love that song
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  LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
  TXC2: Denobulaning up all this
fanofmosteverything9: Get a Moriarty token
Voidhawk42: Fun Fact: Doctor Phlox had three wives
 Obos_TAB: Wait is the a Data detective card in this set?
 Zombie_Spacer: 
Spleeniop22: 
 BrowneePointz: Holodeck enables many a shenanigan Adam
 theymerLoviatar: Adam.
  TXC2: and this is one of the better season 2 episodes
 Strebenherz: star trek is very serious, and sometimes they go "what if we just have some fun"
anhakha: Rick and Moriarty
VNil: Phlox has my all-time favorite line in Star Trek: "You have a disease we call 'lung cancer.' But don't worry; it's easily cured."
thimbles_edge: laforge did it i think
LathosTiran: and then they put him in a box and forgot about him
 EOstby: Geordi, not at all thinking this through, said it.
 falcn120: Adam's lack of (nerd) pop culture is always amusing
 Strebenherz: They asked the supercomputer to kick data's butt in solving mysteries and the supercomputer obliged
 Murcielago66: @Strebenherz and thats the best part of it, it can have these fun lighthearted episodes
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: holodeck programs love to become self aware
 accountmadeforants: Only in Star Trek can you oops-whoops a sentient being into existence (well, aside from making a baby I guess)
 Arkroma: @Strebenherz Holodeck said don't start none won't be none
 HorusFive: "and now I will turn him off"
 @LRRbot: Xindi Surveyors [2G] | Creature — Xindi Scientist [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
@kitsumekajime: lol matt is so good
@PraetusCortez: Hi Nelly!
@kitsumekajime: wait this sounds suspicious
@kitsumekajime: rofl
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  @Simriel: If I remember right Phlox was a war criminal?
@kitsumekajime: ohh enterprise
  @Simriel: Phlox was probably the best character on Enterprise?
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  @Simriel: honestly? good episode
@kitsumekajime: what is the name;of that episode?
@kitsumekajime: im at work so would love to listen to it while working lol
 Mr_Horrible: I mean I feel like an EMP *also* torches the holodeck 
 DirtAndGrass: but holodeck vs emp?
thimbles_edge: data, defeated by a fridge magnet
 jarnatan: His off switch is around his lower back...
noSmokeFire: sometimes Data has a phone in his tummy
 Strebenherz: @Murcielago66 definitely.  you have super serious moments and then you have moments where they dress up like robin hood's men
mtgofjuggalos: The Holo-Shed's on the fritz again.
anhakha: his off switch is basically where his right kidney is
 Mangledpixel: it's in his side on the left
  TXC2: Dr Soong spent his whole life to make Data, Gerodie made one poorly worded line and the computer made a Senitent person 
 Mr_Horrible: "We need an adversary that can beat Data in a game of cEDH"
 theymerLoviatar: Beat Data, not beat o-- [the sniper takes the shot]
northos: @Strebenherz but I am NOT a merry man!
 MaskedThespian: @Strebenherz #"We're men, we're men in tights!  We roam around the forest looking for fights!"
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 didn't think about it that way holy bus.  xD
 jarnatan: There is an episode where Data is rendered immobile by a powerful electric shock, but otherwise unharmed
anhakha: !quote
 sporkraptor: "where's Data's off switch" unfortunately AO3 is down so I can't get the references for that
 Mr_Horrible: vibing
 BrowneePointz: No chat, Data's off switch is Star Trek Nemesis
 Omthebox: Amn't
 Jayrod1220: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a full art tomato
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 I still blame the Bynars
baneless27: doing great!
Cuddly_Kitteh: mrraooww
baneless27: ty!
VNil: got the fire on and a kitty napping next to me
 ContingentCat: it's wednesday my dudes
 TimeToFry: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 itira: 
 Strebenherz: Well, enjoying y'alls enthusiasm for this set.  Grew up on trek and I appreciate what y'all did for the flavor.
MWGNZ: good news, it's thursday
BigTheDave: We've set phasers on fun
  LRRbot: Emergency Medical Hologram [W] | Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [0/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
  TXC2: Mangledpixel oh that makes sense
thimbles_edge: gotta do something until the wow forever servers open
 TheMightyGerg: I mean... aren't all the other streamers getting early access on Arena today, too?
irenrose: Is good, spending my birthday watching this
 JinaMahavira: Can't miss my guy Seabats  
 Shparky2197: Yeah! I got some good sleep for the first time in a while last night,having fun
TrogledyWretched: Love the aggressive nerdiness
 Strebenherz: ROBERT PICARDO
Mindfire13: I love how holograms are artifact illusions
 theymerLoviatar: Working on some graphics while I listen to the games
 Strebenherz: @thimbles_edge i thought they were already open?
thimbles_edge: the doctor!
punahougirl84: Works out today thankfully.
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
northos: @TXC2 tbf I think Data is more impressive for the physical engineering of his body and brain. it seems like in star trek, computer sentience is pretty much trivial if you have a powerful enough machine (which has...concerning implications)
 MaskedThespian: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
anhakha: This art always looks like off-brand sisko and dukat... which is odd
 Chronomagistrate: @irenrose Joyous birthday wishes!
 jarnatan: That's not "the doctor", that's "a doctor". The Doctor has his own card
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anhakha: cos why not just use their art...?
luigifan1471: watching before Zelda oot releases in Europe, so its truly a pre realese for me
 DirtAndGrass: excited for prerelease friday, feel like i will get stomped though, don't know this set at all, missed
  TXC2: northos good points
fanofmosteverything9: Sharding Steve
VNil: @northos given the number of evil AIs kept in lockup at Daystrom, yeah. Soong was an Engineering genius for balancing a positronic net
thimbles_edge: thanks judge
 theymerLoviatar: Nelson is right. I'm not aware, I'm mono no aware
 DirtAndGrass: missed ppr last weekend
  LRRbot: Command Decision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / • Draw a card.
  TXC2: VNil he did make Lore first, but yeah
 jarnatan: he made B4 before Lore
 HorusFive: @VNil The other issue that comes up- when ship computers start being aware they stop being very good at being ships
VNil: @TXC2 TWO positronic nets! ✌️
  TXC2: maybe that's the thing, you have to make the bad AI first before you can make the good AI, but everyone just gets killed by the bad AI before 
  LRRbot: Set Phasers to . . . [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Stun — Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. / • Kill — This spell deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.
 DirtAndGrass: game 2, bottom of the 6th?
  LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 BrowneePointz: Oh god it's another baseball episode @DirtAndGrass
VNil: @jarnatan ... THREE positronic nets!
 Strebenherz: @TXC2 gotta give brent spinner a chance to chew the scenery a little
 ExachixKitsune: it has been a long road. getting from there to here
 DirtAndGrass: what i thoughjt of when he said 16-all
  TXC2: Strebenherz indeed
anhakha: BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY HER
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DavidGreenz: a fancier Eveolving Wilds IMO
 Obos_TAB: When's --M-A-H-V-E-L-- Ktarian Disc Game?
cattleprodlynn: Hello, chat.
 theymerLoviatar: Matt, His Eyes Downcast
  LRRbot: Culber and Stamets, Star-Crossed [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor Artificer [3/4] | When Culber and Stamets enter, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Add two mana of any one color.
VNil: honestly I'm surprised we didn't get the Ktarian Disc Game as a tap-down-no-untaps aura
 jarnatan: Why aren't they a Spacecraft? When they're clearly a ship
anhakha: we love the gays.
Invitare: they're roomates
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 BrowneePointz: Friend of the Channel Anthony Rapp!
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn Hello! How are you?
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fanofmosteverything9: History says they were very good friends.
BigTheDave: 
 theymerLoviatar: @DavidGreenz Immediately interpreted this as Eeveeolving Wilds
 DirtAndGrass: ship your pants?
cattleprodlynn: @Shparky2197 Hanging in there, thank you.
 Mr_Horrible: Flaming Tree Emissaries
millenomi_Aura: Every game has the additional win condition of maxing out psychic damage.
  TXC2: hello cattleprodlynn welcome
  Juliamon: the thinking was "no think, only Gruul"
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn Still recovering from last week? I know I am.
  LRRbot: Saurian Explorer [3G] | Creature — Dinosaur Scout [4/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {6}: Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Activate only as a sorcery.
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 DiscordianTokkan: Likely "Haha, hee hoo, this rules" because that sure is my thought on them
 Mr_Horrible: "Make Manamorphose an unbothered 2/2 baddie, immediately!"
 @LRRbot: Emergency Medical Hologram [W] | Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [0/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
@kitsumekajime: hey im glad i can listen to the ppr while at work at the hospital
  @Simriel: @kitsumekajime Ship in a bottle
@kitsumekajime: Thanks ^^
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
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@mikecatanzaro7329: I may have missed it, but why are we having a ppr on a Wednesday?
 @LRRbot: Command Decision [1W] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. / • Draw a card.
@GanixUA: Desert Bus
@kitsumekajime: im assuming cause of desert bus?
@mikecatanzaro7329: ah. understandable
 @LRRbot: Set Phasers to . . . [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Stun — Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. / • Kill — This spell deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.
 @LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 @LRRbot: Culber and Stamets, Star-Crossed [3G] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor Artificer [3/4] | When Culber and Stamets enter, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Add two mana of…
  @Simriel: Both great characters
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cattleprodlynn: @Shparky2197 My sleep schedule is still borked. I am still waking up around 05:00.
 theymerLoviatar: Sorry, an explorer?
HERO_unbound: Man, A Morphose
 BrowneePointz: I still can't believe yall played Honey Heist with Anthony Rapp
 jarnatan: Does Matt know why there isn't a Captain Pike in red-green so we can build him as a commander with his catchphrase in the deck? Hit It! being red-green but Pike monogreen hurts so bad
 BrowneePointz: that feels like a fever dream
  TXC2: BrowneePointz I know right?
DavidGreenz: @theymerLoviatar yeah my Keyboard is very sensative LMAO!! but also now I want to go buy a cheap Eevee Card and make that into a custom Evolving Wilds LMAO!!
cattleprodlynn: Also, it's nice to see Matt Tabak in the moonbase again.
  LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 fcloud: the conceptual tap is the most powerful tap
 itira: 
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn That's fair, I hope it goes back to normal soon
fanofmosteverything9: Send Moriarty back.
 falcn120: hahaha
 Zombie_Spacer: 
 Omthebox: Adam is here for the paycheck
 Mr_Horrible: Adam, known lore appreciator 
 Mr_Horrible: (no word yet on if he appreciates Lore)
  TXC2: ADam's here to chew bubblegum 
anhakha: Adam doesn't even play magic if he isn't paid to
 itira: 
cattleprodlynn: @Shparky2197 Same. If I can even move it a bit to where I'm only waking up at 06:00, that would be making things a bit more normal.,
BigTheDave: Faith of the Heart?
 LSRubin: tell us how you feel
 theymerLoviatar: Is this how you feel, Matt?
 MsMarkarth: He calls us "stinkies"
Xed_Regulus: @BigTheDave Beat me to it!
 Strebenherz: please do
  LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 Strebenherz: JANEWAAAAAY
 FauksStarling: A Prodigy card?!
 Kentosaurus: why are her hands so big
 Omthebox: She got yaoi hands
anhakha: should not be legendary.
 TheMightyGerg: Why are her fingers HUGE
Dr_fragenstien: She’s got those yaoi hands
Wolfstrike_NL: Big hands
 DirtAndGrass: the voyageur?
 Obos_TAB: Great show
 HorusFive: You literally do not need to explain.  It's all just word salad to Adam
 Redbassist: Prodigy 
 MaskedThespian: "There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!"
 RatherLargeToad: Better than the real Janeway 
 Mr_Horrible: did she say "Invaders must die"? 
 jimber_jam: it was Space Cases but actually Star Trek
  TXC2: Janeway seen here with Yaoi hands
 Strebenherz: @RatherLargeToad i mean probably committed less war crimes but how dare
punahougirl84: He does not care
 jarnatan: Adam this is less lore than Princess Auto, you're doing fine
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 theymerLoviatar: They were going to throw away the spaceship but Janeway made it a schoolhouse instead
 TimeToFry: If you'd believe it, it is an omen
 BrowneePointz: Foreshortening
 Mr_Horrible: forced perspective is a helluva drug
 Shparky2197: Also, when was the last time Tabak was in the Moonbase. It's been a while since I've engaged in the magic content, and I'm remembering when he was on Sidewalk Slam
 Omthebox: They're both big
 BrowneePointz: Foreshortening hard
 Redbassist: Big fingies
anhakha: Is it basically Magic Schoolbus but in space?
millenomi_Aura: She’s a hologram.
 Strebenherz: hologram wanted big fingies it's fine
 bubba0077: doesn't explain the other hand
 Robot_Bones: She got Yaoi hands
 fcloud: captain jane "slender" way
 Bugberry: hologram shenanigans
noSmokeFire: imagine if her hands were always that big but they didn't have the budget for it in Voyager
 PsychoI3oy: no, the Force is Star Wars
 TheMightyGerg: Her left hand is ALSO forward but on her hip.
 DirtAndGrass: but her other hand...
 sporkraptor: hmm
macbody2: salad fingers shout out!!!
unleashenlightenment: not all art is created equally
evilspoons983: the big fingers are pretty weird
 itira: 
graffd02: They never get the hands right.
 Omthebox: Too many wheaties
 MsMarkarth: "I love all my children equally"
 DirtAndGrass: it because of the force
MWGNZ: because adam tall
 TimIAm: Big man big fingies
VNil: adam's hands are large bc of foreshortening too
 fcloud: because he's a bball god, thats why
millenomi_Aura: Yep
 BrowneePointz: Yep Kids show. It's a pretty good kids show
 RatherLargeToad: He beeg
Oxdans: #plzdontfireme
 Mogg01: Can't answer that question on stream
Wolfstrike_NL: He ate the smaller hands
 Obos_TAB: Yeah go ahead and guess where its streaming
  Qalten: It's no where in the US 
Xed_Regulus: I have to buy the DVDs to watch it in Canada
  Qalten: thanks platforms
 HorusFive: Adam is always closer to the camera than you
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 datastorm17: used to be on paramount plus
  Qalten: used to be yeah, and Netflix (in US) but it's all gone now
 Strebenherz: oh neat
 MungoDude: it's watchable on the media server that belongs to that one person you know
 falcn120: I enjoy the SFDebris headcannon that Janeway does most things to torture the voyager crew as much as possible. So the better to strangle poor harry kim.
anhakha: They exaggerated her features in the show so that, as a teacher, she would look more impressive , and her actions would be easier to read for a younger audience.
Voidhawk42: 2 4/4s is easy and good. The 4/3 Bear is great for this reason
fanofmosteverything9: (laughs in Dragons of Tarkir)
graffd02: She has weird fingers because she's DIGITal
evilspoons983: I think Star Trek Prodigy is on Apple TV in Canada
  TXC2: Game 3!
 Omthebox: Illegal scoop, game loss
evilspoons983: oh wait never mind you have to buy it
 theymerLoviatar: I'm always happy to see Adam, I don't see or hear enough of him on a daily basis
  TXC2: Drove? but Victoria is on  an Island
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 @LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
  @Simriel: Adam famously, hates chat
@leonw5956: elementary, dear Data is the episode in wich Moriarty is made
 @LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
@gogt200: Prodigy!
@iSmartMan1: Prodigy mentioned!
@gogt200: Honestly, there are certain things about Prodigy you just have to accept because it is a kids show. But still fun.
@iSmartMan1: I would *not* call Prodigy a kids show, but there are definitely some things that need to just be accepted
 fcloud: canadian seaplane pilots: fey and british
 DirtAndGrass: i mean, license plates aren't private 
emperorchampion: Harbour air on blast here
 HorusFive: Real talk
emperorchampion: It can be fun though
 BrowneePointz: do NOT recline in coach plz
 TimeToFry: #Sponsored
Brahms_IV: You can't even recline far enough for comfort.
 ExachixKitsune: decline to recline
 Mr_Horrible: Adam is the one person I will forgive for using The Knee Defender
Brahms_IV: You ONLY ruin someone's day
 Mogg01: As a fellow tallman, yes
mtgofjuggalos: I only recline when in main cabin extra.
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 DirtAndGrass: hyperthetically
bbblehh: Wheeler's face when Adam said that made me think that Wheeler was the one reclining his seat on that flight
 Jayrod1220: Why the long Ben?
 RatherLargeToad: I only decline if the seat behind me is empty or a small child
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 ContingentCat: Yes! the seats are way too tightly packed to have space to recline
  TXC2: or at the really least ASK if it's ok to recline
anhakha: 6-10 years long.
 TimeToFry: Justified
 Zombie_Spacer: lmao
fanofmosteverything9: Please do not abscond with someone else's child.
 Mr_Horrible: no jury would convict them
 BrowneePointz: It's okay the Aircraft are breaking on their own
 Omthebox: Cool hypothetical
noSmokeFire: in minecraft
 Omthebox: In minecraft
SirKerrick: I can't believe Graham did that. 
 dolphgrim: I heard that Wheeler beat up a kid on a plane
Kid_Amn: in Minecraft
 Jethrain: for legal reasons that was a joke
 Kentosaurus: was the hypothetical child asleep?
VNil: was the aircraft a boeing
  TXC2: "in minecraft" 
anhakha: Gavin!
HERO_unbound: i cant believe a kid got folded
 Mr_Horrible: ingame, ingame
TreeGamer35: for legal reasons this was a joke
Voidhawk42: hypothetically, you should be allowed to throw one person out of the plane each flight
 Jayrod1220: "For legal reasons, that was a hypothetical"
 ContingentCat: Yeah that's what I'm training for at the leg press, just try
macbody2: yeah - Graham ..... tsk tsk tsk
graffd02: do you think they still have coach class in the 23rd century?
cattleprodlynn: As a short person, I'm sure that very tall people are very happy when they am sitting in front of them.
 AdamYMHMI: Adam's one genie wish is this
GrathXVI: I'm taller than Adam, if I'm sitting in economy seats the person in front of me is physically prevented from reclining their seat by my knees not bending that way.
 Mr_Horrible: having reclined before: it ain't any better
VNil: all aircraft seats should be reclined by default. gimme bucket lounge seats forever
 ContingentCat: If you need it that badly buy the seat behind you
  Juliamon: I do need an angle other than 90, but also, I don't take planes
 Strebenherz: i mean heck i'm short and i don't need to recline it
HERO_unbound: sleeper planes like trains where its just all beds
 BrowneePointz: i do not recommend going for the Pilot's seat
  TXC2: HERO_unbound that's what first class is
 Mr_Horrible: I sleep on planes stock upright
VNil: @HERO_unbound you are thinking of the mythical "first class"
macbody2: 6.5 feet  - 11C all the way
 TheWanderingNomad: @BrowneePointz Eh, that's what the co-pilot is for right? 
 Mr_Horrible: and then I wake up 3 hours later and my neck files a complaint with me
HERO_unbound: outing myself as "not first class material" there :^)
captainjank: You are absolutely allowed to sleep in the exit row.
 TimeToFry: Look at us, who'd have thought
dokuroyaiba: Nice
 ContingentCat: I learned to sleep sitting up with a bunch of ear infections, it's come in handy a bunch
 DirtAndGrass: i can't sleep sitting unless i have melatonin and a pillow
  LRRbot: Q Continuum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. / • Surveil 1. / {T}: Add {G}.
 Mr_Horrible: I've been able to fall asleep with my chin resting directly on a lecture hall desk. My body will fall asleep where it wants
 Strebenherz: Godlike trickster
anhakha: bad is relative
  TXC2: Q is the Loki of Star Trek
Xed_Regulus: Q can be an antagonist
 BrowneePointz: They're a race of Godlike beings, and He's Bored
drewm1022: He's just this guy, you know?
 Mr_Horrible: I think his designation is "rascal"
fanofmosteverything9: Q's doing his own thing.
 falcn120: Eh, he's a "child" with godlike powers that wants to be amused.
 CaptainSpam: Q's more of a better version of the Great Gazoo.
anhakha: Q is bad in the same way Deadpool is the bad guy
punahougirl84: Agent of chaos
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 RatherLargeToad: He’s a Mr Mxysptlk
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cattleprodlynn: My body also can fall asleep really well, which is nice. It really sucked for being a kid listening to homilies during Church, though
 CaptainSpam: Yes, I will make past-shark-jump Flintstones references! 
 Strebenherz: @RatherLargeToad thank you was about to compare him to that but i cannot remember how to spell that character
 Omthebox: They're a completely identical concept.
 fcloud: @Strebenherz Q?
 TheMightyGerg: What about the subway?
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@Hoyty1: people who recline their seats are relegated to the same hatred circle as people who don't use headphones on planes for me
@gogt200: Depends on your age range for kids. Federation ships being destroyed with crew on board? No. Klingon? Yes. Starfleet crew die on screen? No. Starfleet crew be deleted from history? Yes.
@BobariusZabirith: I have done the research and Prodigy is on apple tv in Canada
@PraetusCortez: Thank you for the research!
@gogt200: I think Prodigy was moved to Paramount+ in the US. But not certain.
  @Simriel: @gogt200 Well duh, klingons didn't have names
@gogt200: Xd
@mikecatanzaro7329: in Minecraft
  @Simriel: I've only ever reclined when there was no one behind me
  @Simriel: I can't NOT sleep on planes, we get to altitude and I pass out
@Arkouchie: Hey chat! just caught up
@Arkouchie: This set rules
  @Simriel: Welcome back to Time Arkouchie!
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@PraetusCortez: I wish I could sleep on planes my partner passes out everytime and I'm so jealous
@Arkouchie: also wow there's a weird feeling being on 2x for like an hour and then being unceremoniously brought back to 1x
  @Simriel: I LOVE that it's the continuum as the Road
 @LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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  @Simriel: The Q episodes of Voyager were probably my faves?
SirKerrick: There's farmers in space - they are known for growing potatoes
graffd02: innistraad in space when?
fanofmosteverything9: It ain't much, but it's honest work.
 ExachixKitsune: The first member of the Innistrad Space Program
 Chronomagistrate: @graffd02 Putting the 'cosmic' in cosmic horror
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
graffd02: need me some space vampires
simpletoon: @graffd02 Emrakul 2
  LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
 Shparky2197: Space werewolves and witches too
 TheMightyGerg: Support the Tribbles seems SILLY
fanofmosteverything9: Sorin gets to brood in orbit.
 Mr_Horrible: 
drewm1022: Moriarty is back on the escalator again.
 Strebenherz: @fcloud yeah
noSmokeFire: "you can't doomblade me! I quit!"
  LRRbot: Emergency Medical Hologram [W] | Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [0/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
 BrowneePointz: Robert Picardo!
Xed_Regulus: Hey Chat, fun fact: 30 years ago on November 4, 1996, TV show 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' aired episode "Trials and Tribble-ations"
 TheWanderingNomad: I kinda wish they had used the other version of the EMH we saw in that one peisode with the Prometheus 
Volus_dude: "this is large step to Innistrad, but a small step to Tovolar" - Innistrad Emrakul 2 space mission
 pleonasticTautology: lol
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: +2
 Shparky2197: @Xed_Regulus the passage of time deals psychic damage to us all
cattleprodlynn: Paul, excellent job with the overlay as usual.
 DirtAndGrass: before you go girl
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
fanofmosteverything9: EMH on a bear!
 DirtAndGrass: if i were participating, i'd build my deck with the goal of having the coolest overlay colours
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
drewm1022: Much like Spinal Tap's amps, Matt goes to 11.
 Shparky2197: Ohhh, I just noticed that. Cool!
  LRRbot: Free Borg Revolutionaries [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Borg Rebel [4/5] | When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {2}
 TheMightyGerg: *Pulls cheaty face from behind the sleeve*
fanofmosteverything9: Play Free Borg!
 Strebenherz: holy bus adam
 jarnatan: Free borg revolutionaries with every purchase!
 Shparky2197: Big beats
@Asiis: if you want more lands you go scout into space it is known
 @LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest …
@LawrenceJackson: Man, I dislike the Oberth as a starship soooo much.
 @LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
  @Simriel: Cam loves the Oberth
@Asiis: poor lrrbot can't even fit the card text
@LawrenceJackson: Cam is objectively wrong.
 @LRRbot: Emergency Medical Hologram [W] | Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [0/1] | When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You gain 1 life.
@Asiis: I'd concede before I kill my own tokens
@LawrenceJackson: Though I suspect Cam loves it for the same reason I hate it. It's ridiculous and for me breaks suspension of disbelief.
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
  @Simriel: SAAAVE ME!
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Free Borg Revolutionaries [3WW] | Artifact Creature — Borg Rebel [4/5] | When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. / Basic landcycling {2}
  @Simriel: Genuinely liked Picard overall
 N2Osferatu: Noted comedian and voice actor Stan Freeborg
 Strebenherz: "resistance is not futile."  also you're gonna get honk honk
  LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 fcloud: @jarnatan borg bogo? 
  LRRbot: Genesis Device [2G] | Legendary Artifact | When Genesis Device enters, search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {3}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Genesis Device: Sacrifice any number of lands you control, then search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MaskedThespian: @Strebenherz It is a wonderful day in the Cube, and you are a horrible goose.
Dr_fragenstien: Magneto solos the borg
 fcloud: buy one, borg one
 pleonasticTautology: scapeshiiiiiift
anhakha: By the power of magnetism would be more Ian McKellon
 AlchemistSavant: Spaceshift
 RatherLargeToad: Sega!
  TXC2: Scapeshift 2.0
 Sorator13: Oooooh
 BrowneePointz: Scapeshift baybeee
 Strebenherz: @MaskedThespian I would buy and play that in a heartbeat oh my god
baneless27: lol
 CaptainSpam: Ooo fer sure, yah.
fanofmosteverything9: That is their word, Matt.
emperorchampion: Rofl
 MaskedThespian: @Strebenherz 
 CaptainSpam: Ooo fer sure, dontchaknow.
LilacAndLilies: "O"s weren't long enough for minnesota
 BrowneePointz: I mean at one point it sounded Maritime
 Shparky2197: It is funny how I did mistake a Minnesotan transplant for a Canadian. It's difficult when you are an Aussie and meet them here.
 RatherLargeToad: “That’s fun” has been called
 DiscordianTokkan: But what about Second Fun?
  LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHA
 Kentosaurus: got him
 DeM0nFiRe: I had fun once. Hated it
 Shparky2197: Matt with the sahde
 Sorator13: 
emperorchampion: Roasted
 theymerLoviatar: I was at a wrestling show recently and one of the wrestlers was a Canadian heel who entered to Burn It To The Ground, which served the amazing triple whammy of being an old WWE RAW theme, a Nickelback song for a Canadian, and a Nickelback song for a heel
 ghizmou: ocean man
 Strebenherz: LOL
 Strebenherz: You know what fair
mtgofjuggalos: GO BREWERS!
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
  TXC2: Spaaaaaace!
 Shparky2197: @theymerLoviatar Good showing, they know what they're doing
 Strebenherz: also genesis device just kinda being scapeshift is a heck of a thing
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockyAuspiciousWebYee-VV049w1Z__lMIQe2
mtgofjuggalos: I feel like Wisconsinites, Minnesotans, Michiganders and Canadians are kindred spirits.
anhakha: "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!"
  TXC2: you could make stuff up and it would be better
 ThankYouUro: I could go for some sort of... I don't know... Sidewalk Slam?
 LRRMTG_Judge: Talk about when Seven of Nine fought the Rock, double dib
 JinaMahavira: Time to find out what Matt knows about SF6
 LRRMTG_Judge: dip, even
 Mr_Bitterness: Putt Matt and Graham together, and they can play This or That - Star Trek or Pro WRestling
 Shparky2197: Honestly, Sidewalk Slam but it's all fictional would be fun
 LSRubin: i can't believe we're midway through game 3 and we have yet to get a loud, emphatic "EWW!" from Adam when he reads a card
 TimeToFry: There it is
Spleeniop22: Neat
anhakha: NO
 ExachixKitsune: 
cattleprodlynn: Sidewalk Slam about the Autumnal
fanofmosteverything9: @Mr_Bitterness Well now I'm hoping someone has a signature move called the Vulcan Neck Pinch.
 BrowneePointz: *hand thing*
cattleprodlynn: Rumbles@
  TXC2: Shparky2197 kinda what the Autumnal rumble is
Fluffy776: 
 FauksStarling: No one seemed happy about that.
 pipshardfour: There was no heart in that 6 - 7
 @LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 @LRRbot: Genesis Device [2G] | Legendary Artifact | When Genesis Device enters, search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {3}{G}{G}, {T}, Sa…
  @Simriel: Genesis device is so cool
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
Vandristine: no devoid is a different mechanic
 Shparky2197: @TXC2 Indeed, I should catch up on that
 ThankYouUro: Sidewalk Slam: Opps All Fantasy Bookings
 TheMightyGerg: I know that the 6 7 meme has been held up to show how bad the Brain Rot is amongst the Youths, but what does it say about the Elder Millenial brain rot that we JUST WON'T STOP.
 Shparky2197: @Shparky2197 There are 6 of them now? I'm really out of the loop
 pleonasticTautology: !card the holodeck
  LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
 Chronomagistrate: The Holodeck??
anhakha: The Holodeck
 LJ_Alkes: Am I only one who, each time I see/hear "beam me up" in my brain I repeat it as in Evanesence song?
 bubba0077: absolutely
cattleprodlynn: "
BigTheDave: @LRRbot It doesn't specify a Magic card either, you could play Pikachu
cattleprodlynn: "Beam me up! Wake me up inside!"
  TXC2: LJ_Alkes no, because my brain will start doing that now 
anhakha: once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
  LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
 TimeToFry: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifficultBrainyShingleUnSane-zreHWJ7igJf0mAH4
anhakha: Basic lands?
 LJ_Alkes: @TXC2 sorry about that 
mjiig: In limited does your sideboard include basics you didn't open?
fanofmosteverything9: The peril of the stalling gag.
  TXC2: mjiig nope
 Shparky2197: @LJ_Alkes I also hadn't considered it, and will now
 jarnatan: What about the Saturn Device and the CD Device? That last one plays Desert Bus!
mjiig: TXC2 thanks 
 LRRMTG_Judge: @mjiig You have access to an unlimited number for Forest, Swamps, Islands, Mountains, and Plains as part of your limited pool, including while sideboard - Natedogg
  LRRbot: Cardassia Prime | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
  TXC2: jarnatan this is master system erasure and I will not stand for it 
 Shparky2197: thank you judge!
  LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
fanofmosteverything9: Moriarty stronk
BronzePanda: Hes also Niles from the Nanny
  TXC2: also in the Hunt for Red Ocotober
 Strebenherz: @Shparky2197 add-on, you always "have" unlimited basics, but it can be handy to bring basics with your dice (and sleeves if you so choose).  sometimes land stations run out, and it saves prep time deckbuilding
BronzePanda: @TXC2 Big true! Amazing movie
  TXC2: BronzePanda yeap, one of my favorites
cattleprodlynn: Well, gonna have to put this on mute while I help diagnose a customer service/tech support issue. Wish me luck, everyone.
mjiig: @LRRMTG_Judge Just to check, that includes while wishing?
 theymerLoviatar: Large like Holographic Janeway's
 @LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
 @LRRbot: Cardassia Prime | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
 @LRRbot: Adversary by Algorithm [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. / Beam me up {3}{G}
 Mangledpixel: just like Hologram Janeway
 DirtAndGrass: i pre-sleeve 17 of each basic
 ExachixKitsune: o7 cattleprodlynn
 LRRMTG_Judge: @mjiig does - BlackRose
  TXC2: good luck cattleprodlynn
 Shparky2197: @Strebenherz Yeah, it's been a while since I've played in a Magic event. Over a decade now, actually
 accountmadeforants: @Strebenherz It's true, the land stations might not have enough to make the most powerful limited deck: 999 Islands.
 Strebenherz: @accountmadeforants   
  LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures. / This creature can't be the target of abilities from artifact sources your opponents control.
Invitare: should be an 84/72
 Strebenherz: @Shparky2197 fair nuff, good luck!  and yeah like.  not required but it can be handy.
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn Good luck!
 Strebenherz: oh wow that card art is spooky.  they did 8472 justice, which is to say NOPE
 jarnatan: I always detested that they never gave Species 8472 a name in Voyager
 jonathanobi: Okay, Matt's deck is sick
  TXC2: honestly the best looking 8472
  LRRbot: Cold-Blooded Crew [4GG] | Creature — Gorn Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Basic landcycling {2}
BronzePanda: As a star trek fan, they did a lot of justice to this set, its so flavourful and the art is chef's kiss
  TXC2: jarnatan yeah, even when they're talking to them face to face
unleashenlightenment: get em adam
 jarnatan: @TXC2 yeah that was real effin' weird (but then again so was "Pon Farr night at the Vulcan night club", jesus)
   LoadingReadyRun:  kind of disappointed that Species 8472 isn't creature type "8472 Beast"
  TXC2: the river one
BronzePanda: Hadana's climb yeah
 Toxxick: I have no reason to believe this is true, but I always thought the reason they call them Species 8472 is because they dont have a name for themsevles and the Federation hasent voted on an agreed upon name
drewm1022: Beorn's Hospitality right?
drewm1022: Oh nope that's land.
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 Chronomagistrate: @Toxxick Species 8472 was the Borg designation for them
 MrPipboy3000: Inkeeper's Talent was a banger too
 Bugberry: Secrets of Strixhaven had the one that comes with a Fractal and gives something a counter and vigilance each turn.
Brahms_IV: Very classic "Good in limited"
 ghizmou: anthem are notoriously not generally god
Dr_fragenstien: It’s a reasonable concern, but in limited magic the difference +1/+1 makes can be huge leonin scimitar my beloved.
  LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
  LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 jarnatan: Borg using auto increment integers to identify species instead of UUID's always bothered me. What happens when two cubes out of communication with each other encounter a species at the same time? I can't imagine fixing primary key conflicts is any more fun when you're a drone
 Toxxick: @Chronomagistrate Right, so if they dont have a name for themselves "we are us" etc, I would assume the federation would have a bureaucratic process for designation
 @LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be…
 @LRRbot: Cold-Blooded Crew [4GG] | Creature — Gorn Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / B…
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 @LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Toxxick: Again, I have no reason to believe this is canon, just made sense in my head
VNil: @jarnatan "Species Designation #Hash Collision"
  LRRbot: Federation Field Medic [3W] | Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / • Draw a card if you control a permanent with a counter on it.
 Chronomagistrate: @Toxxick Fair reasoning. I think the usual plan would be to call them by their home planet, but in this case they also don't know what/where that is since they reside in 'fluidic space'.
  TXC2: "and what's your species' name?" "ole Bobby Drop tables"
  LRRbot: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Temba, His Arms Wide — Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Shaka, When the Walls Fell — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact or enchantment of their choice.
 Arkroma: Also Adam is much better at MtG than he gives himself credit for
 Strebenherz: this is such a good episode.  thank you for referencing it like this
  TXC2: Darmok, Fantastic episode
 EOstby: Ah, the Tamarians.
   LoadingReadyRun: @jarnatan  part of the deal with the Borg is that they're supposed to never be out of contact with the collective, so syncing auto increment shouldn't be a problem 
anhakha: Matt, his ass saved.
  TXC2: Actor who plays Dathon is also in Star Trek 2
  LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures. / This creature can't be the target of abilities from artifact sources your opponents control.
fanofmosteverything9: Resistance is less futile.
 fcloud: are they definitely auto-incrementing? they could be hash values encoded as integers. or maybe different cubes use different numbering systems. or different ranges of the same numbering system. maybe the cubes have some kind of communication they can use to implement a consensus protocol
   LoadingReadyRun: "Species 8472 Final USE THIS ONE"
 fcloud: or maybe they have cheap global renaming, and fixing clashes is easy
  TXC2: these kinds of problems are what the Queen is for, she's the final abitrator
 ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun _revised_rerevised_FINALFINAL
 Shadowsoflife: @ElektroTal Pick this one
fanofmosteverything9: Adam's wincon may be a holodeck malfunction.
 Shparky2197: @LoadingReadyRun Having memories of all the editing draft names flooding into my mind
 pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal (1)
  LRRbot: U.S.S. Cerritos, Following Up [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | When U.S.S. Cerritos enters, create two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying
 pleonasticTautology: cali class 
 omdorastrix: Maybe the species number is only honoured after consensus - maybe they have a Provisional Species # queue
 Mr_Bitterness: Cerritos Strong!
 jarnatan: @TXC2 But what if she's stuck in Earth's past?
 polaris415: ElektroTal _revised_rerevised_FINALFINAL_v2_EDITED_FINAL
 accountmadeforants: @jarnatan Could be that they have some pre-determined subsets of 100's/1000's when out-of-sync to avoid collisions. (Would explain how the numbers seem to go so high while also being quite low for others.)
 fcloud: cubesensus
anhakha: Which one is Boimler?
VNil: i think whenever they get a new biorg queen they should reorder all the species designations so that the queen gets to be zero-indexed
 fcloud: borgreement
 accountmadeforants: (UUIDs would obviously be better, though)
  TXC2: jarnatan her thoughts go through time, she's limited with 3 dimensional thinking 
 jarnatan: As of season 2 of Picard that's actually canon, I just realize, damn
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Federation Field Medic [3W] | Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / •…
 @LRRbot: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Temba, His Arms Wide — Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Shaka, When the Walls Fell — Each opponent s…
@starwarsthx1138_: so glad that episode is represented
 @LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be…
  @Simriel: The guy from that species in Lower Decks is superb
 @LRRbot: U.S.S. Cerritos, Following Up [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | When U.S.S. Cerritos enters, create two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying
FixDoll: ok this is a great visual to tune in to
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: settle the wreckage is in this set, right?
jwholla: do the rules let you add basics to your sideboard for the holodeck in sealed?
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VNil: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yeah with art from the saqucer crash in generations 
VNil: saucer*
anhakha: @jwholla you are considered to have infinite basics in your sideboard
VNil: (this is a joke)
 LRRMTG_Judge: @jwholla " In Limited  events, your sideboard includes an arbitrary number of basic lands in addition to any drafted or opened  cards not in your deck." - BlackRose
fanofmosteverything9: Ah yes, the Season 1 Yu-Gi-Oh gambit.
  TXC2: GGs !
   LoadingReadyRun: The "Universal" in UUID takes on a different connotation with a spacefaring  species 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Redbassist: 👏👏👏
 falcn120: Good match, good people
steevee_: To be fair, I also don’t  think I could have watched that for 30 more minutes
 Toxxick: Its been more than a decade since I watched Voyager, do we know why Species 8427 is considered an insect? I always thought they didnt have any specific traits of terrestrial animals
 jarnatan: @LoadingReadyRun I guess M(ultiversal)UIDs will be all the rage eventually
  TXC2: Toxxick 6 limbs I guess ?
 Redbassist: Crrrrrack a pack
 theymerLoviatar: Star Trek, more like Stark Trek.
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Longshot Squads!
jwholla: i want a drawer of packs like that
 Strebenherz: not the dominion oh no
  TXC2: Kathmeme ?
 fcloud: it's ok graham, once you've done a couple of these you'll get the hang of it
 Strebenherz: grab the flap with two hands
 Strebenherz: nicely done
fanofmosteverything9: Couple goals.
  TXC2: and now they're married 
 Shparky2197: couple goals
 falcn120: Like a wishbone?
 Strebenherz: like lady and the tramp
 Arkroma: Dominion?!?! That's the most rude thing Graham has ever called us.
 Redbassist: Two headed giant crack a pack
 Shparky2197: @fanofmosteverything9 Always fun to share the braincell
 jarnatan: Henceforth cards that do this will be called "Genesis Effect effects"
fanofmosteverything9: Finally, Terravore support.
  TXC2: finally, we've broken Curcible of worlds 
 AlchemistSavant: Landfall, Kathleen! Landfall!!
  TXC2: play the OTJ pinger lands
 Arkroma: 
 Shparky2197: I have similar feels, Kathleen
 shushu2539: 
 Arkroma: 
fanofmosteverything9: We're doing great.
BigTheDave: Language
 jarnatan: "Uuuurza" - The Prof
 theymerLoviatar: Danathan!
 Shparky2197: Words are hard
 ElektroTal: you'll get there, Kathleen, i have faith in you!
 Redbassist: A word story 
  TXC2: "from now on we'll be spelling everything with letters!"
Spleeniop22: 
fanofmosteverything9: Danitha and Picard would be very different.
 MaskedThespian: DAYthon
 AlchemistSavant: Dannitha Capishen and Picard
 Bugberry: !card dathon
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel; Dathon, His Heart Open
 Sorator13: "I'm a professional writer!" (said with love)
 GasCityGaming: was this filmed before a full rest from DB20 by any chance? 
 Unas84: Kathleen, her tongue tied
 Arkroma: Someone check on Kathleen. I think she needs to he turned off and back on again lol
 MaskedThespian: Kathleen, with Colourless mana in front of her mouth
fanofmosteverything9: Chat, their words unhelpful
 AlchemistSavant: That's not her last name, I'm silly
Invitare: Remember: This is edited
 fcloud: i feel like swear words have to be red
 fcloud: rather than colorless
 Arkroma: @Invitare Only the best takes
 fcloud: i take it back. they're blue. obviously
goateedave86: I mean, it is colourful language
 jarnatan: @Invitare You mean mana symbols don't naturally emerge from Kathleen's mouth?
 LadyCapuIet: what is the artifact on perils of the past?
 AlchemistSavant: @fcloud It's waste coming out of your mouth
fanofmosteverything9: @fcloud The trick is to use a small Eldrazi to eat the offensive audio.
RaklarLS: oooh, you discover new life
totumusmaximus: i dont get this set. What is the story?
 Shparky2197: @AlchemistSavant How dare you, I love it
 fcloud: @totumusmaximus "sixty years of star trek"
fanofmosteverything9: Space, the final frontier...
 jarnatan: @totumusmaximus it's based on an old cult classic tv series from the 60's, they only made a few episodes, so you can catch up pretty quickly
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  TXC2: totumusmaximus so once upon a time there was this guy named Gene Roddeenberry.....
 Bugberry: @totumusmaximus space, the final frontier...
 MaskedThespian: "You told him about the STATUE?!"
 Myrniss: What does it mean by "each" of your turns?
VNil: spaceraft, when the walls fell
  TXC2: Hirogen, easily one of the best parts of Voyager IMO
fanofmosteverything9: @Myrniss You can do it once per turn, but only on your turn.
Invitare: ah yes, from when the aliens were like "Let's roleplay the nazis"
anhakha: The Hir-Oh-Jen
 MaskedThespian: The Killing Game (parts 1 and 2)
 Bugberry: @Myrniss you presumably have more than one turn.
drewm1022: I had to start getting ready for work, who won that last game between Matt and Adam?
 MungoDude: accent on the O
 heronblademaster: LCARS makes me so happy
 heronblademaster: just in general
 Redbassist: Resistance is useless
 jarnatan: Resistance is Fu"t
 Arkroma: @drewm1022 Matt
VNil: @drewm1022 Matt, off the overwhelming value of the Holodeck
northos: @Bugberry not if you play Spanish Inquisition 
 MaskedThespian: Data: "Resistance is feudal!"
drewm1022: Damn, nice turnaround.
Spades_Slicc: Who was in rounds 1 and 2?
VNil: @Spades_Slicc round 1 was Ulmer vs Anna Mergaret, round 2 was Adam vs Matt Tabak
SirKerrick: @Spades_Slicc Darmok and Jalad
 TimeToFry: Hey that's a reprint!
fanofmosteverything9: Fifth Dawn, my beloved.
VNil: *Margaret
RaklarLS: wait, they reprinted engineered explosives??
 Simonark: Graham was first Table Friend, Wheeler in R2
 falcn120: Into standard, yep
  TheWormbo: @RaklarLS yes, into Standard
RaklarLS: jesus
  TXC2: "science"
Invitare: I mean, the science is just "they're antimatter bombs"
 TimeToFry: Oh that's a really cool reprint
 jarnatan: So it's a "photon" torpedo the same way a nuke is a "metal" bomb
 Strebenherz: oh dang
 Redbassist: o7
 BrowneePointz: Anton...
 jarnatan: And here's Chekov with a _gun_
Invitare: @jarnatan no no, it gives of photons from the annihilation of the matter/antimatter
 Sorator13: o7
fanofmosteverything9: Chekov, known fish woman.
simpletoon: o7
RaklarLS: ah yes, the jajuniverse
 Underachiever28: any cards from Star Trek Picard?
 BrowneePointz:  
 Arkroma: o7
Spleeniop22: Aww man o7
drewm1022: @jarnatan I see what you did there.
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 theymerLoviatar: o7
 BrowneePointz: he was 27
 Strebenherz:   
fanofmosteverything9: Also, o7
SirKerrick: Checkov's land
 Phailhammer: o7
 TheShokara: o7
anhakha: o7
 insanecat6mtg: o7
  TXC2: o7
 GasCityGaming: o7
anhakha: Eee-lim
 jarnatan: @Invitare And a nuke gives off bits of metal from the nuclear explosion inside it
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  @Simriel: Okay Engineered Explosives was unexpected
  @Simriel: Made me laugh
 Strebenherz: The pile of bodies in the background while Garak smiles is on point
 Arkroma: We lost all our chekov's 
Invitare: bodies? What bodies?
Kid_Amn: Rogue? Surely not, Captain
  TXC2: "oh just Garak, Plain, simple Garak"
 Strebenherz: It's a great quote
VNil: "Rogue? I am a humble Citizen"
 Redbassist: Garak, with the smile wide
 bubba0077: the truth is just an excuse for a poor imagination
 Myrniss: @Bugberry Everyone could use an Emotional Support Garrak
 Myrniss: whoops, not sure why that was a reply
fanofmosteverything9: Generic Borg. Georg.
 jarnatan: Why are borg drones not drones?
Invitare: You know, Garak used to be a gardener on Romulus. The poisoning of a high-profile Senator while he was there was an unfortunate coincidence
Xed_Regulus: Called it
 FauksStarling: KATHLEEN
 TimeToFry: Oh my goodness
anhakha: omfg
 Redbassist:  
BigTheDave: yas
 Arkroma:     
simpletoon: oh my god
 TimeToFry: Qathleen
 Mr_Horrible: hello, K
 FauksStarling: This is perfection.
fanofmosteverything9: Qathleen!
anhakha: majestic
luigifan1471: Q
 Strebenherz: BAHAHAHAHA
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh geez
LibraryWitchKei: Yeeeeeesssss
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baldy_dnd_nerd: omg
 GhostValv: wowie
 MrSarkhan:  
 ExachixKitsune: QTHLEEN
 MaskedThespian: @jarnatan Artifact Creature - Borg Drone would have been a fantastic type line
AMuseOfFirebane: eyyyyy
Raincoast_Bear: Q-thleen!
durketh: heck yeah
 jarnatan: The trial never ends
 jadielady: oh my goodness
 azureHaights: Q-Vere!
 Sorator13: oh boy
 Jethrain: 
 TheShokara: YESSSSSSSSSS
SmashTCG: Q(althleen)
 TheMightyGerg: Q-thleen!
Thisbymaster: that is an amazing
 Brozard: Is that the costume Andrew wore?
 HalcyonPrime9: lol Q-thleen!
 doubleo21: Hell yes Kathleen!
SolarBrisngr: someone had to
 TheShokara:   
MWGNZ: 
TrogledyWretched: Q-LEEN IS GOATED
 TheMightyGerg: No no! Snap your fingers!
 Thadrin46: I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED KATHLEEN. ALSO -  CALLED IT.   
 insanecat6mtg: 
  TXC2: oh my It's Q-leen
 Arkroma: Q-Leen
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VNil: Cam trying so hard not to smile
 Shparky2197: The RP is wild and awesome
 Sorator13: 
 fele_from_cardmarket: kathleen is a Q! yeah, that totally checks out actually...
 bubba0077: did she borrow it from Andrew?
 fcloud: isnt that kind of like guinan's outfit?  it's been a minute
iSmartMan1: Qathleen!
punahougirl84: Quathleen!
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Is that Andrew’s costume that Sandra made him for DB 2021?
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 JKBalch: How can we worship Kathleen as a god?
 Redbassist: 
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  LRRbot: Moopsy [G] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Deathtouch / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
anhakha: she won't kill her, but she might subscribe you to Servo Facts
fanofmosteverything9: Moopsy!
  LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | Flying
 Redbassist: Moopsy! 
anhakha: *him
Raincoast_Bear: I'm certain normal Kathleen can just snap her fingers and have things happen.
 ladyjessica: Kathleen is the best Q
 fcloud: i want to love something as much as wheeler loves (ocelot's) pride
LibraryWitchKei: @fcloud It's Q's outfit from the first and last episodes of TNG
  LRRbot: Relentless Drednok [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You draw a card and lose 1 life.
 rosesmcgee: Sometimes they get fused with an asteroid
 Julian_Rogue: tbf they build them out of nitro glyceran as coolant
  LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 Strebenherz: Oh god there was an oberth in wolf 359??
 Thadrin46: Wait... it IS Q ... Q dressed like Guinan... mind blown.
 Arkroma: Lol the Flintstones car of space craft
Invitare: Drednok is a Prodigy
  LRRbot: Starfleet Security [R] | Creature — Human Officer [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies during your turn, investigate.
  LRRbot: Energize [1U] | Sorcery | Return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. / Beam me up {3}{U}
VNil: "When," not "if"
  LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it would be destroyed, instead remove all +1/+1 counters from it and all damage already dealt to it is healed.
 fcloud: @LibraryWitchKei it was the headpiece that got me https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/the-real-person-who-inspired-guinan-on-star-trek/intro-1644859385.webp
Invitare: @Strebenherz Don't worry, it wasn't there for long
 TheMerricat: Chat, Q-Leen aside, Cameron covering his smile as she acted up... 
  LRRbot: Red Alert! [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature is attacking you. / Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
fanofmosteverything9: Love a Trumpet Blast.
  LRRbot: There's Coffee in that Nebula [1W] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Plains card or nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order. / Beam me up {2}{W}
 Strebenherz: @Invitare 
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 jarnatan: except there's nebula in that coffee
  LRRbot: Gwyndala, the Progeny [1U] | Legendary Creature — Vau-N'Akat Advisor [1/1] | When Gwyndala enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Neuroflux Heirloom with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}. Attach it to Gwyndala. / {2}: Each Equipment token you control becomes a copy of target Equipment you control until end of turn.
witchyTQ: oh that swamp is pretty
 Dromos_GHG: Yay Gywn
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  LRRbot: Ro Laren, Double Agent [2R] | Legendary Creature — Bajoran Rogue Officer [3/2] | Seek out — Whenever you draw your second card each turn, Ro Laren deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
Invitare: two Prodigy cards in this pack
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  LRRbot: Q Continuum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. / • Surveil 1. / {T}: Add {G}.
  TXC2: Ro laren was a great character, kinda shame she never went full time
 Hansk_and_Boo: Qatleen, little trouble maker
northos: what's it like? continuous, one imagines
  LRRbot: The Caretaker [5U] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/6] | Vigilance, ward {2} / At the beginning of each end step, if you faced a dilemma this turn, target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
 Strebenherz: BANJO LAD
 fcloud: i'm realizing that kathleen is just Q
  LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 ghizmou: that s some good art
 jarnatan: @Strebenherz I don't know, jo lad seems decently balanced in this meta
@iSmartMan1: YES
  @Simriel: I forgot the Q costume existed
@iSmartMan1: Qathleen!
@seanwatson1724: jesus the q-fit is rad
@Kruudelis: That costume is amazing
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 @LRRbot: Moopsy [G] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Deathtouch / {2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | F…
 @SmithKurosaki: siiiick Q
  @Simriel: Made by Andrews partner I believe?
@GoblinGrenade: Yes
@LawrenceJackson: Sucks so hard he means.
 @LRRbot: Relentless Drednok [B] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You draw a card and lose 1 life.
 @LRRbot: Malfunctioning Holodeck [2W] | Artifact | Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
 @LRRbot: Starfleet Security [R] | Creature — Human Officer [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies during your turn, investigate.
@LawrenceJackson: Let's run the turbo life through the nacelles why not?
@LawrenceJackson: tubolift
 @LRRbot: Energize [1U] | Sorcery | Return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. / Beam me up {3}{U}
@iSmartMan1: Red shirt
 @LRRbot: Dr. McCoy, Surly Surgeon [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [2/2] | When Dr. McCoy enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. / If another creature you control with a …
 @LRRbot: Red Alert! [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if a creature is attacking you. / Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: There's Coffee in that Nebula [1W] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Plains card or nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it …
 @LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 @LRRbot: Gwyndala, the Progeny [1U] | Legendary Creature — Vau-N'Akat Advisor [1/1] | When Gwyndala enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Neuroflux Heirloom with "Equipped creature gets +1…
 @LRRbot: Ro Laren, Double Agent [2R] | Legendary Creature — Bajoran Rogue Officer [3/2] | Seek out — Whenever you draw your second card each turn, Ro Laren deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {1}, {T}, Discard…
 @LRRbot: Q Continuum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of…
 @LRRbot: The Caretaker [5U] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/6] | Vigilance, ward {2} / At the beginning of each end step, if you faced a dilemma this turn, target opponent exiles cards from the top of the…
  @Simriel: I like that Ro and Picard got closure
 @LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
 fcloud: like, could Q host brave new faves? he absolutely could
  LRRbot: Set Phasers to . . . [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Stun — Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. / • Kill — This spell deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.
 Strebenherz: @jarnatan 
  LRRbot: Marooned [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and can't be beamed up.
  LRRbot: Assault Drone [3B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/4] | Artifact creatures you control get +1/+0.
 TheMerricat: @fcloud 'just' 
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 Julian_Rogue: gunna bring my oberth class buss playmat MSD to pre release
  LRRbot: First Contact [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you gain 2 life.
 Jethrain: Set phasers to "marooned"
anhakha: Who wins in a fight - Q versus Deadpool?
 fcloud: 
  LRRbot: Those Old Scientists [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / II — Return up to one target artifact, instant, or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Choose up to two target cards in graveyards. The owners of those cards shuffle them into their libraries.
  LRRbot: U.S.S. Cerritos, Following Up [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | When U.S.S. Cerritos enters, create two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
 Shadowsoflife: @anhakha Q
  LRRbot: Bat'leth [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {2}
 fcloud: cerritos? i love those? my favorite flavor is orange
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
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  LRRbot: U.S.S. Enterprise-A, Free Spirit [3WW] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [5/5] | Ward {2} / When U.S.S. Enterprise-A enters, create three 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying, lifelink
 jarnatan: @anhakha Deadpool is typically a protagonist and Q is typically an antagonist, I don't think Q stands a chance
  LRRbot: Darksteel Plate [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Indestructible / Equipped creature has indestructible. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Stable Wormhole [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 Decaped: Judge Kathleen presiding!
  LRRbot: Quark's Bar | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • This land deals 1 damage to each opponent. / • Surveil 1. / {T}: Add {R}.
anhakha: Morn!!
  TXC2: MORN!
  LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / 8+ | Flying
 Shadowsoflife: MORN!
 Arkroma: Morn!
 theymerLoviatar: That's a lot of nuts
 fcloud: goddammit cameron, i was gonna say that
 eshplode: Whoops. I forgot the ppr was on. I'll need to finish the episode of DS9 I was watching later
anhakha: do we?
  TXC2: !relaxed
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Scarbble: kathleen i am in love with that costume
northos: @anhakha when it's convenient
 theymerLoviatar: no.
 TimeToFry: That's SO good
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 Arkroma: 
 LSRubin: you kiss your mother with that mouth?
MWGNZ:   
 Dromos_GHG: lol
 eshplode: Of course
 Julian_Rogue: surge liked it
RevolverRossalot: Okay, but hear me out: Mirror Universe Matt Tabak.
  TXC2: approved
  Juliamon: !wheeler
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totumusmaximus: it sounds like you are having a stroke
Kezzig_: I clocked that immediately
 shendaras: 
Raincoast_Bear: Indeed Q-thleen is a generous and benevolent over-lady.
BronzePanda: Now in Spanish!
punahougirl84: Lolol
 Myrniss: Now do the Horse joke in Klingon
 fcloud: good one cameron
 rosesmcgee: The people who invented the language were a little Yiddish so it's fine
 TheMightyGerg: Sorry I couldn't understand it through your heavy accent.
  LRRbot: Planetary Patrol [1R] | Creature — Scout [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 fele_from_cardmarket: wheeler's german gets better and better
 Arkroma: Lol not the horse joke
 JKBalch: Wheeler vs anyone in a bit challenge "Thank you for having me, it's great to be here"
  TXC2: Great Deck name Cameron
5_color_bad_stuff: perfect camera swap timing paul
  LRRbot: Jett Reno, Problem Solver [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Whenever Jett Reno becomes tapped, surveil 1. If her power is 4 or greater, instead draw a card. / Whenever you face a dilemma, put a +1/+1 counter on Jett Reno.
 MaskedThespian: Oh god - Wheeler's deck name...
 jarnatan: Will we see a klingon deck name that doesnt reference their forehead ridges? smh microaggressions everywhere
 fcloud: name a language that isnt a little yiddish  (there are some, but fewer than youd think)
 Julian_Rogue: Jett Reno Solvem probler
 DiscordianTokkan: Surveil, notably, a Dilemma
 Shparky2197: I have never watched a Star Trek, but man have I picked up a lot from the various references LRR people have made over the years
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler out here giving bar mitzvah blessings to Frasier's son
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  LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / II — You may exile a card from your hand. If you do, draw a card. / III — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent of their choice.
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fanofmosteverything9: @Gekyouryuu I understood that reference.
 Julian_Rogue: Cobal? C#? Basic?
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu one of the few episodes I remember
 fcloud: non-token permanent, yeah you know me
  LRRbot: Qo'noS | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
anhakha: Wrath of Karn's Cylex
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ArkhamArchivist: points at Cam's swamp: This is Ceti Alpha V
 jarnatan: I thought Serge was gonna be like "Cameron if I may, First Contact is the best Star Trek film"
  LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
 fele_from_cardmarket: Karn is from Rath?
  LRRbot: Gabriel Lorca, Mirror Menace [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Officer [5/4] | Menace / Whenever you face a dilemma, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Julian_Rogue: @fele_from_cardmarket the circle of hell? yes.
  LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
RevolverRossalot: Hello to Jason Isaacs.
 Bruceski: Ooo, Wrath of Khan combos with Khan.
  LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 @LRRbot: Set Phasers to . . . [W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Stun — Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it. / • Kill — This spell deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.
 @LRRbot: Marooned [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / When this Aura enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controlle…
 @LRRbot: Assault Drone [3B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/4] | Artifact creatures you control get +1/+0.
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: First Contact [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: Those Old Scientists [2U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / II — Return up to one target artifact, instant, or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / III …
 @LRRbot: U.S.S. Cerritos, Following Up [5] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | When U.S.S. Cerritos enters, create two 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying
 @LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest …
 @LRRbot: Bat'leth [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {2}
 @LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
 @LRRbot: U.S.S. Enterprise-A, Free Spirit [3WW] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [5/5] | Ward {2} / When U.S.S. Enterprise-A enters, create three 1/1 red Officer creature tokens. / Station / 6+ | Flying, lif…
 @LRRbot: Darksteel Plate [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Indestructible / Equipped creature has indestructible. / Equip {2}
 @LRRbot: Stable Wormhole [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 @LRRbot: Quark's Bar | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • This land deals 1 damage to each opponent. / • Surveil 1. /…
 @LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginni…
  @Simriel: confirmed here: Matt Tabak more powerful than Q
@Wkitsune1: lmao
@benjamindills7955: Being a Q feels like Kathleen's final form.
@DarkMorford: lol
@iSmartMan1: Look, it's just *one* Q that causes so much chaos. The rest of them tend to be fairly low-profile.
 @LRRbot: Planetary Patrol [1R] | Creature — Scout [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
@violentfrog_: good job wheeler, I think humanity passed the Q test from that bit
 @LRRbot: Jett Reno, Problem Solver [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Whenever Jett Reno becomes tapped, surveil 1. If her power is 4 or greater, instead draw a card. / Whenever you face a di…
@seanwatson1724: qapla'
 @LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until …
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 @LRRbot: Qo'noS | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
@gundathrone: make it so everyone. in honor of the late Admiral Picard (Patrick Stewart)
@stephenwampler1889: Boo on Wheeler for killing Tig Notaro. Boo, I say!
 @LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
 @LRRbot: Gabriel Lorca, Mirror Menace [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Officer [5/4] | Menace / Whenever you face a dilemma, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your han…
 @LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
 @LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @DiscordianTokkan I'm afraid I do need to clarify that Surveil is not in fact a Dilemma since it doesn't involve choosing any modes... sorry! - BlackRose
 rosesmcgee: For you. To you. The Q be doing things, that's what matters.
 Gekyouryuu: for anyone who might have use of it: Siskos: https://i.imgur.com/nGfWNaz.png
 fcloud: star trek really made two separate characters named Tasha Yar and Tal Shiar 
  TXC2: wow a Romulan with not crappy hair
 KingOfDoma: Tasha Yar Operative
 Julian_Rogue: Kathleen, is that the costume Andrew had made/wore for Desertbus?
  LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target Spacecraft. Activate only as a sorcery.
 DiscordianTokkan: @LRRMTG_Judge Ah! My bad! I thought that choosing if the land went into the graveyard counted. Thanks!
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  TXC2: fcloud the Tal shiar are an orgnaization
  Juliamon: It's a PPR, when else are you gonna 4-color
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anhakha: To know if something is a dilemma, look for bullet points or paw prints.
 DiscordianTokkan: @DiscordianTokkan *not land, card looked at. Brain tired.
 omdorastrix: It's a NOG deck (no Green)
 bubba0077: unspeakable things
cattleprodlynn: Okay, back now. It was just a problem with getting the right server names into new Outlook.
 fcloud: @TXC2 
 MaskedThespian: Shaxs would be proud!
Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^
 Julian_Rogue: Its a great euphamism. just hope you don't have to re install the core
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn Glad it could be resolved, hopefully reasonably painlessly
Dr_fragenstien: 
 sporkraptor: cameron XD
 jarnatan: Ejecting the warp core is a euphemism for moving to Colonial Williamsburg
draftanddraftcory: @MaskedThespian That is right. You know what they say about fighting facism
  LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
logophile99: don´t let Mr Lauder eject the Warp Core. Unless he was very good.
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
 MaskedThespian: @draftanddraftcory I dunno.  I just know that's a tacky, fascist, Cardassian eyesore!
  LRRbot: Plasma Cascade [2R] | Instant | Plasma Cascade deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 omdorastrix: Like a D&D game where the DM introduces the BBEG in session one and NAILS the character
  LRRbot: La'An Noonien-Singh, Security [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature can't block this turn.
Invitare: distantly related
  LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @anhakha Looking for things that say "Choose one" (or "Choose [number]" or "Choose one or more", etc.) also works - BlackRose
 rosesmcgee: Not really, it's just a common last name in the 23rd century. 
draftanddraftcory: @MaskedThespian It really is. But still, flying around the pylons in awe feels pretty good
  TXC2: related to Khan in the same way I'm related to Willan the Conqueror
  TXC2: *william
 Strebenherz:   
 Arkroma: Flavour win
rustywir3s: i came to see kathleen's costume and i am not disappointed
 baldy_dnd_nerd: the Q-leen are all knowing after all
steevee_: We LOVE a fast game
draftanddraftcory: Q'pla!
Scarbble: Qathleen is great
VNil: "we love nothing more than putting people in their place" and that place is usually "somewhere else and more interesting"
  TXC2: !clips
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cattleprodlynn: Did she borrow that from Andrew?
  TXC2: you're right Wheeler, Star trek is cool
 KaleidoscopeMind: Q-leen is so much better than multi-verse kathleen
 LSRubin: no, Far Out Dog was an Unfinity card
ArkhamArchivist: Costume? I thought kathleen was just finally out of costume
fanofmosteverything9: Oh goodness, I had almost forgotten about Echoverse Kathleen...
 Redartifice: Kathleen just going to wear that costume to the supermarket after work
 Julian_Rogue: First ones free right?
 @LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target …
@joh716: Just tuning in; the overlay is fantastic! Nice work Paul (I assume)!
 @loadingreadyrun: thanks!
@jazzbumschris979: literally ejecting the warp core
@DarkMorford: LMAO
  @Simriel: My favourite bit in Lower Decks its when Shaxx gets to eject the Warp Core
 @LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
@jazzbumschris979: Farpoint Station
 @LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
 @LRRbot: Plasma Cascade [2R] | Instant | Plasma Cascade deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: La'An Noonien-Singh, Security [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature can't block this turn.
@jazzbumschris979: Come on!
 @LRRbot: Cha'DIch Investigator [4B] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/4] | When this creature enters, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
@jazzbumschris979: OMG just tuning in fabulous Q!
@CardboardTamer: Qo'noS (Kroh-Nos) Klingon Home World
  TXC2: couterpoint: I shouldn't have to mulligan 
 Redartifice: "A carton of milk and these oranges, human"
RobBovill: Q
MTGDiversity: hypergeometric calculator agrees with your mulligan Cam
Raincoast_Bear: Q
totumusmaximus: mulligans are never free
 TheWanderingNomad: Went to get nachos when did Q get here?
 Julian_Rogue: oh crap I haven't played non commander in so long I need to look up the mulligen rules
 bubba0077: Q
RevolverRossalot: Kathleen De Lancie rocking this role tbh
 CodeIndigo: Q
 Shadowsoflife: @TheWanderingNomad They always been here
 MsMarkarth: Is there a chance we ever see Kathleen in something other than the Q costume?
 fele_from_cardmarket: what do you mean "costume"?
VNil: if cameron doesn't put back the right card Q will doom humanity
 CodeIndigo: @MsMarkarth Only if we want her to smite us, or something
   LoadingReadyRun:  I do kinda like the idea of Q presiding over a game of MtG and making all the cards actually happen. Monsters and people appearing, spells shooting around, lands materializing, etc
  LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @Julian_Rogue First one is not in fact free (outside of multiplayer games) - BlackRose
 DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun I think that's Yu Gi Oh
totumusmaximus: tenacious D?
  LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 rosesmcgee: Someone get Kathleen one of those Klingon gavels that just an iron gauntlet holding an orb
 TheWanderingNomad: @DeM0nFiRe Only when it's a Shadow Game 
  LRRbot: Automated Warfare System [2B] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun that'd be cool as bus to see tbh.  *possibly* something to watch from a distance XD
  TXC2: good season 1 episode
 Jillexie: Arsenal of Freedom
  LRRbot: Seven of Nine [2UB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Scientist [2/4] | Whenever you face a dilemma, draw a card.
anhakha: Tertiary Adjunct on Unimatrix One?
anhakha: *of
 fele_from_cardmarket: echo papa 607
Raincoast_Bear: with  Vincent Schiavelli
VNil: @LRRMTG_Judge is it also tru that Jumpstart gets a free mulligan, or is that something special for the Arena "Jump In!" event
 Bugberry: it's when you face a dilemma, not solve a dilemma
 LRRMTG_Judge: something special 
 MaskedThespian: @anhakha Tertiary Adjunct OF Unimatrix Zero One.
VNil: tyty
anhakha: true true. you got me. fake fan 
  LRRbot: Zero, Incorporeal Sensate [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Medusan Scientist [2/2] | Lifelink / When Zero enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
 MaskedThespian: Don't mind me.  Star Trek is where my autism really comes out to play
Invitare: oh I didn't know Zero had a card
VNil: Zero!!!!
Ratchet215: how come, the PPR was not on a weekend?
 TheWanderingNomad: O
  LRRbot: Consider the Prime Directive [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. Draw a card.
 TheWanderingNomad: I'm glad Prodigy got some love
  LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
  LRRbot: Mirror Universe Intrusion [1UB] | Sorcery | Kicker {4}{U}{B} / Create a token that's a copy of target creature an opponent controls, except it has menace. If this spell was kicked, instead for each creature target opponent controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it has menace.
 tinaun: isn't wheeler supposed to be at 18??
bobAkirafett: Did Wheeler take damage from the surveil attack?
 CodeIndigo: I love that Prodigy got so much love in the set despite Paramount basically jettisoning it for no reason
WotC_Matt: Go watch Star Trek: Prodigy! I mean, not right now, but later.
 jarnatan: @Ratchet215 Desert Bus presumably
VNil: @Ratchet215 iirc it should have been LAST weekend but Desert Bus was running. so this is when they could run it before the actual PreRelease this weekend
 Shparky2197: scheduling has been tight this year
 Viewers_Like_You: Zero does say non-land
 SanSanBlue: And desert bus was early bc of Magic Con
VNil: is that perhaps a dilemma, WHeeler?
@MrJustintreat: dang I forgot this was today
@countingku: Qthleen is looking awesome!
 @LRRbot: Tenacious Drone [1B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token.
@DarkMorford: Tenacious D(rone)
 @LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 @LRRbot: Automated Warfare System [2B] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Seven of Nine [2UB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Scientist [2/4] | Whenever you face a dilemma, draw a card.
@boobakira: Did Wheeler take damage?
 @LRRbot: Zero, Incorporeal Sensate [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Medusan Scientist [2/2] | Lifelink / When Zero enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. Fo…
@seanwatson1724: Yeah, modes are (typically) chosen as spells and abilities are put on the stack, so the dilemma triggers always go on top.
 @LRRbot: Consider the Prime Directive [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on i…
 @LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
 @LRRbot: Mirror Universe Intrusion [1UB] | Sorcery | Kicker {4}{U}{B} / Create a token that's a copy of target creature an opponent controls, except it has menace. If this spell was kicked, instead for each c…
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Ratchet215: @VNil thats what had me confuzzled. Because usually PPR is the weekend before PR
 LRRMTG_Judge: Note that he can't choose a land anyways - Natedogg
 LRRMTG_Judge: Noting that it actually can't be Mountain since Zero says "non-land card" - BlackRose
 BrowneePointz: Elite Spellbinder
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 SanSanBlue: Airbending
  LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: 4-7 of 9
emperorchampion: Commander tax
RevolverRossalot: 4 2 your 7???
cattleprodlynn: @LoadingReadyRun Y'all read my mind.
 Mr_Horrible: "I deal 4 to your 7 of 9" okay we get it, *somebody* excelled in math class 
 ExachixKitsune: @LoadingReadyRun as opposed to her brother, 6-7 of 9
fanofmosteverything9: Play Claus? Tim Allen?
  LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
cattleprodlynn: Are these all best of 5 matches?
brosephene_: 
  TXC2: fanofmosteverything9 I sure hope not 
   LoadingReadyRun: @ExachixKitsune That guy was briefly popular, but now no one likes him 
  TXC2: cattleprodlynn best of 3
 ExachixKitsune: @LoadingReadyRun so true so true
  LRRbot: Consider the Prime Directive [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. Draw a card.
cattleprodlynn: So the coloured circle does not indicate how many games they've won?
Raincoast_Bear: It's a busy gaming week for me. New WoW later today and I'm playing in my first MtG PR on Friday! 
  TXC2: cattleprodlynn the black pips are wins
RevolverRossalot: Looking forward to Wren and Seven ( Not That One )
 CodeIndigo: Darkened circles are wins
  LRRbot: D'Ghor Bloodletter [2B] | Creature — Klingon Assassin [2/2] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • All other creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
cattleprodlynn: Right. That was confusing for me.
Cinnabat: Daaang!
Spleeniop22: Oof
  LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target Spacecraft. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Mr_Horrible: @Raincoast_Bear hell yeah, hope you have fun
  TXC2: "D'ghor! son of...whatever"
SolarBrisngr: @Raincoast_Bear I'm only here until Forever drops. I'm waiting.......
Zerothmaxima: This is like Netrunner?
Dr_fragenstien: Oofa doofa!
 BrowneePointz: isn't D'ghor the guy who ran against D'Bush?
fanofmosteverything9: The core does stick around.
 Shparky2197: It is the inverse of the usual overlay indicators, so a bit confusing
chaostreader: Cam. You binned the warp core.
unleashenlightenment: we haven’t dumped core now
SoylentDoener: dont just throw your artefact in the grave
  LRRbot: La'An Noonien-Singh, Security [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature can't block this turn.
MaliciousJen: @BrowneePointz Lmao
Spleeniop22: @BrowneePointz 
VNil: @Zerothmaxima yeah, I guess??
nikmn: Warp Core should still be on the battlefield
cattleprodlynn: @Shparky2197 So does that mean when they win a game, they are decreased in rank?
 gualdhar: those dark Khans, procreating all over the place
  TXC2: also isn't "Singh" just a really common last name NOW? 
 CodeIndigo: Remember, when you fail to proofread your memes, you bring dishonour upon your horse
  LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Until end of turn, they become Warriors in addition to their other types and gain haste.
Thisbymaster: did it explode?
 theymerLoviatar: Eighter or greater
whitefirecomix: We are all Khan
 rosesmcgee: Who can blame them? Khan was criminally hot. Also, criminally insane. Also, a war criminal.
 Shparky2197: @cattleprodlynn 
  LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
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  TXC2: rosesmcgee remeber that that chest was real in the movie
 Shadowsoflife: @rosesmcgee but also hot
Flyingdelorion: I so have such crush on La'an, sometimes it's almost unbearable watching SNW....
VNil: "I eject my warp core directly into the surface, flattening the landscape and making a Plains"
   Anubis169: Who you gonna call...
ArkhamArchivist: Can't believe MaRo made all of UB happen just to print his Tribble card
   LoadingReadyRun: I like that "Consider the Prime Directive" is a counterspell. The Prime Directive means "no fun allowed"
  LRRbot: Automated Warfare System [2B] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.
Thisbymaster: oh, the copy creates more copies....
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 @LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
@seanwatson1724: PVDDR!
@ridjf: 4 2 ur 7 of 9
 @LRRbot: Boarding Action [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. / Beam me up {2}{R}
@mdoughty: deep bombardment lore courtesy of big G
@mdoughty: 8)
 @LRRbot: Consider the Prime Directive [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on i…
 @LRRbot: D'Ghor Bloodletter [2B] | Creature — Klingon Assassin [2/2] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • All other creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Each player sacrifices a creature of the…
@jazzbumschris979: 2/1 is so much better than 1/1
 @LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target …
@jazzbumschris979: Well they were anyway
@mdoughty: lollll
 @LRRbot: La'An Noonien-Singh, Security [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature can't block this turn.
@CardboardTamer: Is the LRRbot doing a set review? ;)
@starwarsthx1138_: Warp core shouldn't be in the graveyard right?
 @LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana val…
 @LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
@seanwatson1724: they do nothing... until they do something...
@jazzbumschris979: This tribbles card and some of the klingon generators are going to be amazing in my Arabella edh deck
 @LRRbot: Automated Warfare System [2B] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.
 rosesmcgee: Ricardo Montalban. Hunk for the ages. @TXC2 @Shadowsoflife
RevolverRossalot: @LoadingReadyRun Woah there! We need to have a *meeting* first!
 Shadowsoflife: 100% @rosesmcgee
marxmarksman: The Gentleman is on the back of the officer, it's an officer and a gentleman.
Raincoast_Bear: Just use actual Tribbles for tokens.
 Julian_Rogue: I may just bring all my star trek plushies with me in the car. and then bring in whats applicable that I open. cuz I do own 3 tribbles 🤔🤔🤔
anhakha: why is the token a 1/1?
 Decaped: token says 1/1 weird
Thisbymaster: the token is wrong?
Chenderle: it's happening! the tribbling are doubling!
CrossXhunteR: the Trimble token is made by something else
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
HERO_unbound: i think the token is from a different card, in the commander decks
macbody2: 1/1 ??
 Julian_Rogue: The token is from a commander card that makes 1/1 triibbles.
 CodeIndigo: @Julian_Rogue you *currently* own three tribbles. there will be more
 DiscordianTokkan: Token looks to be from a commander deck
 Viewers_Like_You: The 1/1 token is the tribble with the bomb in it
   Anubis169: pretend it's a 0/1
WotC_Matt: There are multiple Tribble tokens.
rustywir3s: not the foil DX
 Julian_Rogue: @CodeIndigo I've owned them since 2006 so They're really slow to breed
 Decaped: tribbles are annoying even metatextually
 bubba0077: do they still tell stories of the Great Tribble Hunt?
RevolverRossalot: This is that Trouble with Tribbles I've heard so much about
Raincoast_Bear: Delicious Tribble? OMG I'm having "The Trouble with Edward" flashbacks....
  LRRbot: Test of Identity [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • I Am Klingon — Target Klingon gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn. / • I Am Starfleet — Discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
 LRRMTG_Judge: @Thisbymaster Troubling Tribbles in fact has the most distressing Gatherer ruling I have encountered thus far: "The token copy is born pregnant . . .  that is, it will have Troubling Tribbles’s abilities, including the ability that creates token copies of itself." - BlackRose
rustywir3s: flavour win
  LRRbot: Planetary Patrol [1R] | Creature — Scout [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: I bet goblins would find all sorts of ways to kill the oponent by saccrificing tribbles. Flaming Tribble Launcher!
 Julian_Rogue: @Raincoast_Bear Not gunna lie, when the set was announced I started theory crafting and I wanted tribles to be what they are but also food. I was quite happy I mostly guessed right minus them not being food. lol
 Shparky2197: @LRRMTG_Judge   
JayVagaBond: playing magic? on forever launch day?
cattleprodlynn: @LRRMTG_Judge Nope, nope, nope. Born pregnant is bad.
  LRRbot: Eject the Warp Core [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
 CodeIndigo: @LRRMTG_Judge Direct quote from McCoy. Also, agreed, ew.
CrossXhunteR: could sacrifice the warp core
fanofmosteverything9: Aww, missed opportunity.
  TXC2: "born pregnant" is a direct quote from the show by the way
Thisbymaster: flavor fail
cattleprodlynn: I still don't like it.
   Anubis169: lol
 Shparky2197: @TXC2 Indeed, still don't like it
 Mr_Horrible: "Always keep 'em guessing" - Cameron Lauder
 fcloud: the best reason
rustywir3s: lmao
emperorchampion: Rofl
 Julian_Rogue: vestigial warp core
fanofmosteverything9: "You can eject the Warp Core for Eject the Warp Core!?"
 CodeIndigo: "I eject the warp core. No, not that one."
 jarnatan: Frog blast the vent core
 RatherLargeToad: You must embrace your inner Shax
 lirazel64: Tbf, aphids? Same.
VNil: "Captain, it's going critical! Two minutes to meltdown!" "Engineering! Eject the D'Ghor Bloodletter!"
 djalternative: the real warp core was the tribbles we made along the way
 CodeIndigo: @VNil To be fair if the Bloodletter is going critical, ejecting it might not be a bad idea
  LRRbot: Cleveland Booker, Empath [2{R/G}{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Kwejian Rogue [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 red and green Worm creature token with "This token can't block." / {8}: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
 Vinewood_OG: Book!
 jarnatan: Cleveland Booker is good friends with Duncan Idaho
rustywir3s: oh worm
  TXC2: kinda Seal worm ?
Chenderle: puppy worm
   LoadingReadyRun: "I did not occur to me to eject the Warp Core" --Federation Engineer on his first day of training.
 CodeIndigo: move to spawn tribbles step]
 Mr_Horrible: don't bogart the worm, fam
VNil: such a clean worm. ready to sin
 theymerLoviatar: @jarnatan their shipname could be Cleveland Idaho
 Shparky2197: Oh no, it's cute
  LRRbot: Targ Wrangler [2R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [5/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature attacked this turn, sacrifice a nonland permanent.
anhakha: he said the thing!
 fcloud: The Double With Tribbles
 Viewers_Like_You: Any relation to Denver Brawnco?
 jarnatan: @theymerLoviatar Cleveland, Idaho
 NorthArc: Im going to play Clevleand, real magic card
 Vinewood_OG: @Viewers_Like_You 
RobBovill: Wheeler said the thing! he said the thing!
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  TXC2: and it's only if it attacked
Chenderle: don't forget your warp core
  LRRbot: Plasma Cascade [2R] | Instant | Plasma Cascade deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Scarbble: glad magic has another wrangler. been too long since we were wrangling
anhakha: it doesn't say tribbles can't attack...
 Tiber727: Also a dream
 Decaped: the non ejected warp core has caught on fire
VNil: incredible timing there, wheeler
 mister_nibbles: @anhakha they do however currently have 0 power
WotC_Matt: Tribbles can’t block… if they’re over here!
  TXC2: GGs !
 @LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
  @Simriel: The Klingon just threw that tribble really hard
 @LRRbot: Test of Identity [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • I Am Klingon — Target Klingon gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn. / • I Am Starfleet — Discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
 @LRRbot: Planetary Patrol [1R] | Creature — Scout [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 @LRRbot: Eject the Warp Core [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn ins…
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 @LRRbot: Targ Wrangler [2R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [5/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature attacked this turn, sacrifice a nonland permanent.
@mdoughty: bro dont bogart the worm
 @LRRbot: Plasma Cascade [2R] | Instant | Plasma Cascade deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 Shparky2197: gg
rustywir3s: the top 10% of rattatat action
 Arkroma: GGs
   Anubis169: it's Qathleen!
 JosephDeath: Lol I hadn't seen the wide yet... had no idea Q was present
whitefirecomix: I tuned in part way through that game and did NOT expect Qathleen
ThanhtTheBoss: OMG, amazing
  TXC2: when's Ratata coming to MtG? 
Dr_fragenstien: I’m glad we got to see the tribbles double twice
 jarnatan: Cameron is still one of the best players of this set so far
 TheWanderingNomad: I just realized
 gibbousm: Listen to Q
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Harmonious Grovestriders!
 theymerLoviatar: amazing open
 TheWanderingNomad: Is this Andrew's Q Costume? 
SoylentDoener: be amused. or else.. 
 Shparky2197: Good startm tabak
 gibbousm: who is taller, Matt or Graham?
 jarnatan: Experience Bij
BigTheDave: Experience B'iij
 accountmadeforants: The thing, the thing!
 Vinewood_OG: Experience 
  TXC2: I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty sure telling legal "don't" doesn't hold up in court
 iris_of_ether: Yay! Hi Matt! 
 pleonasticTautology: experience brendan "beej" deery
 CodeIndigo: Does he come from Beejor?
fanofmosteverything9: Experience 
WotC_Matt: For the record, I am FIVE inches taller than Graham.
BigTheDave: @pleonasticTautology YOU ARE NOT READY
cattleprodlynn: @WotC_Matt That's tall@!
 bubba0077: Do at least feel like *less* of a giant when visiting LRR?
 jarnatan: Audio is out of sync for me
MaliciousJen: @TXC2 Cmon, its at least as good as the Chewbacca Defense
 Arkroma: @WotC_Matt Wait you're taller than Adam?!?
WotC_Matt: Maybe six. Graham is like 6’2”. I’m 6’8”.
 djalternative: @jarnatan refresh. it's fine for me
 Shparky2197: @jarnatan Still in sync for me, may just need to refresh
 LRRMTG_Judge: @WotC_Matt I remember standing on a stage next you where you were still eye level with me - Pywo
WotC_Matt: I am taller than Adam.
 LRRMTG_Judge: Matt is someone that I've always looked up to - Natedogg
macbody2: "slash something!"
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RevolverRossalot: @WotC_Matt Have you got Faith of the Heart? 'Cause you can reach any star
 jarnatan: Yeah refreshing fixed it, cheers
Mythallian: chat how thick would a pack with all what 45k magic cards be?
 djalternative: Matt, can you make one single booster that contains every magic card?
 r10pez10: gravity is lower in the moonbase
 jarnatan: There's about 250 of each of the autograph cards, in total across packs globally
 accountmadeforants: @Mythallian I feel like you could work this out from card thickness, but then the pack itself would also have to be a bit thicker to not immediately fall apart from the weight...
  TXC2: the poor avians
macbody2: @LRRbot i totally made number go up
 s0lesurviv0r: RIP Avians
 r10pez10: the card stock is something like 300 grams per square meter, so you can work out the weight fairly easily
Ratchet215: @jarnatan werent they supposed to be one of a kind
MaliciousJen: @Mythallian Like 14m or so, just the cards, id guess
Mythallian: yup
   LoadingReadyRun: I do love the idea of sacrificing a tribble to The Needs of the Many. "Such a noble tribble!"
  TXC2: the humanoids, the Arboerals, the reptilians, the aquatics and the insectoids
 jarnatan: @Ratchet215 No, they're not the one of one ring. But 250 is pretty much nothing
 r10pez10: TXC2 the plastics, the jocks, the nerds,
  TXC2: r10pez10 
@violentfrog_: nothing better than a pile driver to the face....or a plasma cascade...to the face
@seanwatson1724: cam getting a plasma leak after forgetting to eject the warp core
@mdoughty: WORM FOR THE W
@mdoughty: *removes glasses to view the beautiful plasma with bare eyes*
@Spinballwizard: like yes star trek but
@starwarsthx1138_: why not
@jjcard: I love Matt's energy
@mdoughty: cuz.... larping is good???
@violentfrog_: gotta quote cochrane
@jjcard: I should throw together a Star Trek cosplay for the next local anime convention...
@jazzbumschris979: too expensive no thanks
@mdoughty: sorry saving for nautilus >:)
@violentfrog_: matt feels like it's all bits all the time
@DaisyRamlihDD: A better question might be why did Q choose to look like Kathleen today 😉
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@raincoast_bear: Q-thleen! :goat-turquoise-white-horns:
@jjcard: I have no idea what I would do if I got a signed card In a pack.
 Shparky2197: @WotC_Matt it's always a delight to see you at the Moonbase, you're awesome
Garfman314: hello all
  TXC2: hello Garfman314  welcome
 jarnatan: Doug Jones carried Discovery. Like I love the show, but without Saru it would have never come together as a creative project
 Shparky2197: Hello, @Garfman314 , how are?
MaliciousJen: RIP Patrick Stewart tho. Im hoping i get his Card. Picard the Captain i grew up with. 
Purestorm_: Now there's a character that should have stuck around
Purestorm_: I was so annoyed he was gone after season 1
Garfman314: i suspect someone has already asked if graham plans a three hour explaining all the star trek cards video?
RevolverRossalot: I'll never not say this: Hello to Jason Isaacs!
 notthepenguins: very solid quote choice
 jarnatan: @Garfman314 Didn't they upload that video a couple days ago?
 TheWanderingNomad: Tendi!
Snowwraith: @jarnatan That was just about the one commander deck they were given to reveal.
 TheWanderingNomad: @jarnatan That was just them going over the Commander deck
RevolverRossalot: Lower Decks is a victory lap on everything that makes Star Trek great
 djalternative: If he does, we're probably not getting it this year
 s0lesurviv0r: woo untap tribal!
 jarnatan: No I'm talking about a.. Tap Tap Concede episode I think? With Gavin
 fcloud: a she named michael?  bet there's a story there
Garfman314: i was thinking along the lines of the FF video
 LRRMTG_Judge: Alright folks, sadly it being a school night means I have to be up for work in the morning... and we all know sleep is for the week, so I gotta go sleep. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the PPR! - BlackRose
 jarnatan: @fcloud The story is just "why not". But she is Spock's adoptive sister!
 TheWanderingNomad: @LRRMTG_Judge Have a good rest and thanks for your work BlackRose
 fcloud: @jarnatan oh!  i didnt know that
 falcn120: Thank BalckRose!
phoenixfeather14: @LRRMTG_Judge Thanks for your time, effort, and knowledge!
@CardboardTamer: Is the term "Dilemma" now cannon?
@jamiedunlop9641: I like the tricorder in the background.
  TXC2: thanks for judging blackRose
 TheWanderingNomad: Honestly feels more Klingon?
Purestorm_: Well... a big battle force is nice to have when you have the likes of the Dominion knocking in your doors
RevolverRossalot: Starfleet may not be a military, but it's not *not* a military either 😅
 jarnatan: I think total power 8 still does evoke the "strength in numbers" value that the Federation has,  but I agree that the more directly diversity-based Federation mechanic is an even better fit
Purestorm_: But no homorid officers....
fanofmosteverything9: Cetacean ops kept trying to eat them.
 notthepenguins: kirk will get the posse together
 falcn120: Don't forget Sisco, who met Q and decided "not on my station" and punched him in the face
 iris_of_ether: 
Purestorm_: Points for having the correct ship type for the Maru
 notthepenguins: I love the kobayashi maru card, because the only way you can win is to cheat the card
 Wiliart: in before 'Yagerfoil, thank you very much'.
Capriox_42: heck i love all the little details included on these cards
 notthepenguins: @falcn120 understandable tbh
Purestorm_: Skullclamp at home
phoenixfeather14: @Wiliart I said that out loud in response to Graham's "surge foil"
 iris_of_ether: Love the Doctor
cattleprodlynn: That's a good likeness.
 TheWanderingNomad: I thought he was a Doctor not a Magic Card!
 notthepenguins: gorgeous frame
fanofmosteverything9: Green can have a little scam. As a treat.
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 Mr_Horrible: it's actually just because he's not a fan of British pulp sci-fi series 
Garfman314: i want that stomping grounds
 notthepenguins: man that looks gorgeous on the full-ars
VNil: that's 3 for 3 with the cracka pack boosters having an LCARS shock. are those guaranteed 1 per pack?
@CardboardTamer: or will next set we back to keyword gone on new cards?
@chromatichimaera: i'm pretty sure that's boimler freaking out on the kobayashi maru card, which is a great nod to his crash out when running the recruitment booth
@CardboardTamer: I am just sad that Shineshadow Snarl (Commander pre-con card) is quoting a non-existing character
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@IaCthulhuFthagn: An Undying Evil in mono green is interesting.
@CardboardTamer: The Card Gallery lists the card as a Lower Decks card and the art shows the U.S.S. Cerritos in the art
 fcloud: poor primary unimatrix adjunct, all he ever wanted was to be a primary unimatrix tenured
Dr_fragenstien: I love how they're just "Make something up", highlighting how many undiscovered places there still are in the universe and re-encforcing the sense of adventure the series is known for
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
coriolis_storm: I love that the Borg are sliver adjacent
 fcloud: i know her name is Tendi but i keep hearing "Tendies" 
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
cattleprodlynn: @TXC2 Bye!
 theymerLoviatar: hi off, I'm dad! (gnite TXC2)
Purestorm_: @TXC2 Thanks for being around and the trek discussions
 wingless85: bye
phoenixfeather14: @TXC2 Have a good night!
 Shparky2197: Bye @TXC2 , sleep qell
 accountmadeforants: Beep beep, boop boop
fanofmosteverything9: Medical tricorder, Ben.
 DeM0nFiRe: Chat?!? Where?
 GhostValv: o/
 Jethrain: 
punahougirl84: Yes!
 fele_from_cardmarket: it's his first ray gun...
rustywir3s: lol, lmao
 HadesLeprechaun: set phasers to stunning!
 notthepenguins: ben stop muzzle sweeping the guests please
 Vinewood_OG: Computer, delete Ben.
 Strebenherz:   
 notthepenguins: frappe omg
rustywir3s: set phasers to frappe
fanofmosteverything9: Which one makes Julienne fries?
BigTheDave: @Vinewood_OG calm down janeway
 fcloud: i was sure they were building up to a bit where ben stunned matt
 jarnatan: That type of phaser doesn't have a binary stun/kill setting, instead it has an adjustable power level
 theymerLoviatar: Star Trek: PPR is my favorite season of Star Trek
Voidhawk42: TNG phasers can disintegrate small buildings, they're kinda nuts
SirKerrick: Ulmer, his phasors charged
 Decaped: Federation putting the stun button right next to the kill button. SMH
   LoadingReadyRun: They should really label those buttons
punahougirl84: Yay, players who know Star Trek!
VNil: @jarnatan yeah iirc from my tech manuals, there's one or two buttons that select a power setting between 1 and 10, and the other button fires The Beam
 missa_hancock: We’re over 5 hours in!?!
fanofmosteverything9: We have until the Moonbase falls into the sea.
 fcloud: the world's first Post-Post-Release
 Shparky2197: I see Ben is as knowledgeable as I am, which is to say not at all
 bondeulv: next ppr in only 2-ish + months
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 TheWanderingNomad: ENGAGE THE CORE
 KaleidoscopeMind: super table friend
 BrowneePointz: Ben Ulmer: Not Omnipotent but Super Friendly
fanofmosteverything9: Hey, I'd put that on my business card.
  LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Chenderle: he's ramping!
Amazonian: I can't see Anna's neck - what's her rank?
  LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
fanofmosteverything9: Not quite a mana elf.
Amazonian: Also hi nerds!
Chenderle: also ramping, kinda!
Amazonian: #1 Ferengi fan
 Natedogg2: I feel like Matt's deck name should be "Wait, sorry, I meant it's a Holo-deck"
ArkhamArchivist: Gold. Pressed. Latinum.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Amazonian Hello!
 Graham_LRR: @amazonian she’s a Commander!
  Juliamon: Gold pressed latinum, and definitely not self-sealing stem bolts
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
goombalax: I'm glad they decided to print a new Dockside
rustywir3s: Commander? But this is a pre-release?!
Amazonian: @Graham_LRR Oh dang. We're outranked in style AND the Federation
Scarbble: oooooh
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@CardboardTamer: Which implies that the ONLY reference to T'Lyn in the set accidentally lists the name of a non-existing character in place of her name 😢
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 @LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
fanofmosteverything9: Oh hey, an Amy's on sensors.
Toaster_Strooder: Woah! We have someone from Starfleet in the studio today? That's quite the pull!
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RixtonSnek: Should be 3 charge counters, yeah? 
  SergeYager: Why?
  LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | Flying
RixtonSnek: Oh,  it's a 1/2, chat is wrong, my bad~
  LRRbot: Suus Mahna Practitioner [2U] | Creature — Vulcan Officer [3/2] | Strange new worlds — {4}{U}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
 BrowneePointz: Nerve Pinch
 2Flower: Is that Teras Kasai?
 BrowneePointz: as referenced in Spaceballs
fanofmosteverything9: Get nerve-pinched.
Dr_fragenstien: the vulcan death grip 
Toaster_Strooder: I'm noticing a few recurring motifs in the mechanics of this set that remind me of the mechanics in Reality Fracture. There are cards that do Surveil in blue, and white-green does a buncha counters and some healing.
goombalax: when you have all your colors by turn 3, thats Sus Mana
 fcloud: Sous-mana? is that like sous-vide?
  LRRbot: Syndicate Liquidators [4G] | Creature — Orion Pirate [4/4] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
fanofmosteverything9: Please do not boil your lands, in or out of a bag.
Dr_fragenstien: @Toaster_Strooder surveil in blue and counters in green/white? I don't think that's set specific 
  LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 fcloud: when your draws hit your lands, just like you planned, that's a-mana~
Raincoast_Bear: Quark Commander Deck Special Victory Condition: If your health counter reaches Zero, but you have the most Treasure tokens, You Win!
Toaster_Strooder: @Dr_fragenstien I wouldn't know, I'm pretty new to this whole thing. Reality Fracture was my first prerelease set :v
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Toaster_Strooder: Betting it's the Earl Grey tea
Dr_fragenstien: @Toaster_Strooder that make sesne! These mechanics are common in these colors in every set,
clockworkmenagerie: these are pretty common mechanics for those colours, yeah
Toaster_Strooder: Dang it I've lost
SirKerrick: Is Tabak from the Mirror verse? That is one strong Terran evil laugh
@seanwatson1724: Victory is life!
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 @LRRbot: Suus Mahna Practitioner [2U] | Creature — Vulcan Officer [3/2] | Strange new worlds — {4}{U}, {T}: Tap target creature. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently n…
 @LRRbot: Syndicate Liquidators [4G] | Creature — Orion Pirate [4/4] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
 @LRRbot: Unexplored Territory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Toaster_Strooder: @Dr_fragenstien Good to know! thank you for the inform 
Chenderle: so many dead Quarks
Uniclonus: FCA ban was lifted
  LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
 TheBorzoi: Is this where a "Destroy all artifacts" effect gets played?
bobAkirafett: each color has it's own "identity" where certain mechanics and keywords are more common in it
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 bubba0077: Please have your profit and loss statement ready for the Blessed Exchequer to examine
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
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  LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
Chenderle: permanent doctor
Toaster_Strooder: I love the idea of "Doctor" being a species that you get transformed into
cattleprodlynn: Med school in the  takes a shorter amount of time I thought.
fanofmosteverything9: Doctor a creature.
DrLigmaPhD: They call me doctor ship
 jarnatan: Weredoctor
cattleprodlynn: "in the Federation".
Chenderle: oh, until end of turn for the doctor part too
Toaster_Strooder: This dinosaur? Nope, it's a doctor now. Not a dinosaur doctor, just a doctor.
 theambivalentagender: "I'm a Doctor, not a Brushwagg"
Dr_fragenstien: I love the flavor text too. I don't think it's from TOS, so it's probably original from the creative text team
Inks_Muse: Doctor who?
  LRRbot: Phlox, Unorthodox Doctor [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Denobulan Doctor [3/4] | Trample / Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 Bugberry: Ironically your spaceship would still be a spaceship AND a doctor, since Spaceship isn't a creature type.
SirKerrick: I'm a Doctor, not a timelord
Toaster_Strooder: @Inks_Muse No, just a doctor
RixtonSnek: decktor
Scarbble: a decktorate
 ghizmou: I'm a doctor, not a doctor
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
   LoadingReadyRun: Doctor Ragavan, MD
Dr_fragenstien: iirc from something Gavin said in the last TTC episode the G/W archetype is "doctors counters"
  LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
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anhakha: It really is Doctor Kindred
Toaster_Strooder: That ace? No longer a pilot, now they're a doctor.
 MungoDude: dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pilot
Toaster_Strooder: Only temporarily, though. The PhD is on loan.
   LoadingReadyRun: It also lost it's *species* which is a little worrying
Dr_fragenstien: the card removes the borg type. So canonically Dr. McCoy is stronger than the borg 
absoluteseeker: Sounds more like a Borg to me 🤔
SoylentDoener: fun fact, even with all this doctors, the creature is still sick of summoning
Toaster_Strooder: Dr. McCoy solos fiction by turning all people into doctors
bobAkirafett: Just checking because I havn't used spaceships yet, but can you station with summoning sick creatures?
Dr_fragenstien: @bobAkirafett yes!
 Mr_Horrible: yes, you can
Toaster_Strooder: @SoylentDoener - Nobody has cured summoning sickness yet. Planeswalkers don't count.
 @LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
@chromatichimaera: looks like the base kobayashi maru scenario card is a Prodigy card - one of the series i haven't watched :P
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
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 @LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
 @LRRbot: Phlox, Unorthodox Doctor [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Denobulan Doctor [3/4] | Trample / Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
@violentfrog_: all doctors all the time
@jjcard: oh, I just noticed. are they keying out the player's background? Not sure if I just missed them starting to do that
SoylentDoener: @Toaster_Strooder some seem unaffected by it, but that is another mystery
Dr_fragenstien: it's flavorful that there's no cure for summoning sickness, it's why Bones hates teleporters so much 
 fcloud: is anna margaret a wotc person too?  or a mtg streamer maybe
MechaNoelle: Online nerdy personality
voren_chalco: Judge? My opponent is trying to strategise.
MechaNoelle: She does a lot
 Shadowsoflife: 
SirKerrick: @voren_chalco My opponent is slow playing
SirKerrick: Also flexing
   LoadingReadyRun: "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Borg!" *McCoy's body spontaneously rejects Borg nonamachines*
fanofmosteverything9: Judge? My opponent exists across multiple temporal strata.
coriolis_storm: Is there a mechanical benefit to being a Doctor for a turn?
 Mr_Horrible: Tabak viewing too many potential realities
Dr_fragenstien: nope, Matt is not the only one who has this problem, we've seen this happen before with other WOTC employees on other PPRs
SirKerrick: @coriolis_storm Your hourly rate goes through the roof
 Strebenherz: No worries Matt!
 Shadowsoflife: @coriolis_storm counting non borg creatures
  LRRbot: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Temba, His Arms Wide — Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Shaka, When the Walls Fell — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact or enchantment of their choice.
Toaster_Strooder: @LoadingReadyRun "Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Phyrexian!" The dreadnaught then metamorphosizes Animorphs-style into McCoy
Dr_fragenstien: 
fanofmosteverything9: Tanagra, on the water.
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 KaleidoscopeMind: I have just realized after being here for 30 min that this is round 4 of 6... at 5h40m uptime. Oh boy
SirKerrick: Tabak, his attackers wide
Dr_fragenstien: "That's such a massive bummer" is what I felt watching "The Search for Spock"
Toaster_Strooder: I can't believe that ship just blew up in the vacuum of space & that the wreckage is totally unsalvageable. Total buzzkill, dude.
Uniclonus: How was there not a black cheat death card named 'Abandon Ship' or 'To the escape pods'?
 garfacemcgar: "such a massive bummer" is about all the Yamato gets when it blows up
Toaster_Strooder: @Uniclonus They havne't revealed all the cards yet, have they? That could still be a thing!
MWGNZ: 
Dr_fragenstien: @Uniclonus flavor wise I've only watchet TOS, but there isn't really escape pods or "abandoning ship" in the middle of space. Gameplay wise, there is only room for so many cards.
fanofmosteverything9: REL:Axed, also known as chess rules.
DrLigmaPhD: @fanofmosteverything9 Famously always relaxed game
Toaster_Strooder: Flat dice, also known as coins
Spleeniop22: hahaha
 fcloud: they're too far away
 fcloud: we need dice-o-scopes
anhakha: Just get Paul to digitally add in there stats on the fly. Then the guests can just look at the screen to check.
TheMikeRobles: Sometimes I wish Matt was even taller
 MungoDude: something something parallax
anhakha: *their
  LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
anhakha: should be easy, right @LoadingReadyRun ?
DrLigmaPhD: Skullduggery
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  LRRbot: Erica Ortegas, Plucky Pilot [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Erica Ortegas becomes tapped, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, return a land you control to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
 @LRRbot: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Temba, His Arms Wide — Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Shaka, When the Walls Fell — Each opponent s…
@violentfrog_: Matt and Anna at Victoria
 @loadingreadyrun: no keying, that's just colored panels behind the players 😛
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 @LRRbot: Erica Ortegas, Plucky Pilot [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pilot [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Erica Ortegas becomes tapped, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, retu…
cattleprodlynn: Wow, I am super sleepy.\
Toaster_Strooder: Another thing I noticed when looking at the card cgallery earlier today is that there are a few cards that act based on the number of differently named lands you have, which makes me wonder how many different non-basic land types there are gonna be
cattleprodlynn: Another good PPR is in the making. See you all next time.
 Micalovits: all 10 shock lands, and I think there are 10 planets at common also
Dr_fragenstien: @Toaster_Strooder for types it seems only "planet", but there are quite a few non-basic lands
  LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
fanofmosteverything9: @Toaster_Strooder There are a total of 37 differently named lands in the set.
 Biscuits_of_BagEnd: oooooh
Lysander_salamander: wild
Dr_fragenstien: I love this card, I hope I open on in my prerelease kit
   LoadingReadyRun: @Toaster_Strooder different *names* is separate from different *types*
anhakha: it includes an unlimited amount of basic lands
  LRRbot: Romulus | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Toaster_Strooder: @LoadingReadyRun I didn't even notice that distinction when looking around earlier. Thank you all for the heads up
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 TheMerricat: Chat, am I crazy that I want to find a way to chain every "from outside the game" card in one game? 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Space?
anhakha: It's the FI-NAL FRONTIER.... da-na-na-na.... da-na-na-na-na...
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Dr_fragenstien: yup, in most previous sets cards care about the number of land types (usually basic like for Domain), but here cards typically count the number of different names
 ghizmou: but sometimes, when you attract the lands attention, they all come to you
 MungoDude: I'm a doctor, not a statistician
 pleonasticTautology: ben,
 fcloud: Ben Gineering, Probability Scientist
 bytecaster: Ben, remember what happened the last time you defied the gods?
 Micalovits: Don't curse the guest Ben!
 NotCainNorAbel: does Ben's powers to defy the gods extend past the weather?
 MungoDude: @NotCainNorAbel depends which god he's defying
 Decaped: Apollo and the Pah Wraiths team up in Star Trek Endgame
  LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures. / This creature can't be the target of abilities from artifact sources your opponents control.
anhakha: does Q count as a god for the purposes of star trek?
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anhakha: his card isn't a god, but he could probably kick god's ass
 fcloud: "when lands come, they come not single spies, but in battalions" -- shakespeare, probably
 Viewers_Like_You: Someone get the tennis ukulele ready for when Ben inevitably needs to make another apology video
 BrowneePointz: they're like...biologically immune to borg tech yea?
 @LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
@RichardBarber: Crazy that the midterms were so good we're using pronouns like 🦋/itsannamargaret
 @LRRbot: Romulus | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
@iSmartMan1: Wait, yeah, does that just give you direct access to the basic land station?
 @SmithKurosaki: I mean, I'm no judge, but the land station is from outside the game?
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
@DarkMorford: Technically you don't own the land station, but in Limited I guess they still count?
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 @SmithKurosaki: @DarkMorford I mean, for constructed, you could just have a landbase handy
 @LRRbot: Species 8472 [4GG] | Creature — Insect Beast [7/5] | Strange new worlds — When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / This creature can't be…
@DarkMorford: Just always bring a full draft set of basics, I suppose
 notthepenguins: they're like, extradimensional or something too i think?
 Micalovits: They are all about the Borg Death
   LoadingReadyRun: do we know what humanity's Borg designation is?
  LRRbot: Sickbay [5] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the amount of life you gained this turn.
Voidhawk42: They come from "fluidic space" which is like a parrallel dimension filled with soup
 Chronomagistrate: Yeah, they come from a different 'dimension', termed fluidic space
 Viewers_Like_You: They're a bunch of moist lads, the 8472
 Mr_Horrible: "HEY! Whoa, whoa! It was just a joke, buddy!" - the Borg
Toaster_Strooder: @TheMerricat On one hand, yes, yes you are. On the other hand, I am trying to design a deck built vaguely around the idea of casting all five vversions of Ghalta, so it could be worse. 
fanofmosteverything9: Ah, the dumpling monsters.
 TheMerricat: @Toaster_Strooder :d
Raincoast_Bear: Correct IIRC Species 8472 are actually from another universe with different natural laws.
anhakha: lore: The Borg went exploring for new creatures to assimilate. They bored into Fluidic space, where species 8472 live. Species 8472 then kicked the ass of of the Borg as they are immune to nano-technology.
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat  even
anhakha: They then came out and attacked the Borg in normal space
 Chronomagistrate: Humans are Species 5618
 MungoDude: @LoadingReadyRun 5618
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 fcloud: species 69420
 notthepenguins: @Voidhawk42 ah, the tastiest dimension
  RayFK: Rain + Lands
  RayFK: Buddy you're killing us
 BrowneePointz: and you caused a fire!
 FauksStarling: Ben you should know better by now.
klifftryp: Officially in the show they are 8472 - the semi-canon Star Trek Online gave them the name the Undyne.
virgil82: Humans refer to Species 8472 as the Undine (ref: STO)
Toaster_Strooder: Local man is a rain shaman?
klifftryp: mostly because Species 8472 is such a mouthful.
 QuixoticZ: like the cab driver in HHGTTG
klifftryp: Not just humans, I think most of the Alpha and Beta quadrant refer to them that way.
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klifftryp: I'm still such a damn fan of STO.
 Decaped: Someday we'll get Borg bears and borg cats
 pleonasticTautology: i am on top of clips today
 notthepenguins: oh that IS fitting
 BrowneePointz: extradimensional
 BrowneePointz: "fluidic space"
 fcloud: "Outside the Game" is the name of my soundcloud mixtape
 Decaped: borg whales
 Strebenherz: they get thrown really really far from home
 BrowneePointz: which is on the EXACT opposite side of the galaxy
klifftryp: Oh, it's not too *dangerous* to explore, the Delta Quadrant is just distant!
 BrowneePointz: like, EXACT opposite side
  LRRbot: In the Pale Moonlight [3BB] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / II — Investigate. / III — You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, create two 2/2 black Romulan creature tokens.
 Chronomagistrate: "It's a FAKE!"
 bytecaster: "It's a fake"
 Strebenherz: okay whomever did this, the flavor is ON POINT for pale moonlight
 Shadowsoflife: Hey lore chat, Do the borg count themself species numbers? Are they species 1 or species 0?
 Viewers_Like_You: They meet a lot of cool aliens, and Neelix
 Strebenherz: IT'S A FAAAAKE
Sogheim: "why didn't they just use the stable gamma quadrant wormhole?"
anhakha: The Borg are not a species. They are Borg
klifftryp: All of most of Star Trek takes place in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants, and the Gamma and Delta Quadrants are too far away in normal space.
 MungoDude: @MungoDude for reference, that's towards the end of the Voyager Season 5 double episode "Dark Frontier"
 rosesmcgee: It's important to note in Trek, they can travel FTL but it still takes decades to cross the whole galaxy
 Decaped: @Shadowsoflife angry programmer noises
 Fruan: @Shadowsoflife The Borg aren't really a species, and I imagine they don't count themselves as such. Species are a material they use to craft their perfection.
klifftryp: It's pretty much why the wormhole near Bajor is such a big deal in DS9.
Raincoast_Bear: I kind of gave up on STO in it's early janky days. Whenever I've looked back in, it seemed a bit more effort than I wanted to invest in. They have done lots of cool stuff though.
 bytecaster: @Fruan To the borg, they are just borg
 Shadowsoflife: @Fruan Fair
 Shadowsoflife: Also @Decaped 
 @LRRbot: Sickbay [5] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus t…
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
@seanwatson1724: iirc you're allowed to put basics from the land station in your sideboard in limited events
@iSmartMan1: Does that mean the sideboard is Fluidic Space?
 @LRRbot: In the Pale Moonlight [3BB] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / II — Investigate. / III — You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, …
@iSmartMan1: It's a FAAAAAKE!
Lysander_salamander: that's a cool-looking moth shirt
 fcloud: The Re-PR
 TheMerricat: @Raincoast_Bear I played STO in the early days, my brother convinced me to return shortly after COVID and there were like 30 different currencies, almost all of which were obsolete. 
hyalopterous: 33333333333333333333
 Micalovits: I mean, I could watch a PPR again tomorrow
 theymerLoviatar: @fcloud very good
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 Fruan: Getting speculative, there's probably a 'Species 1', who are the dumbasses who's cybernetic experiments went too far and turned into the first borg, but that's not canon to my knowledge.
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Invitare: Listen to what Picards tell you
 Shadowsoflife: @Fruan Yeah, that had to start somewhere
 theymerLoviatar: the yaPre-Prerelease
 theymerLoviatar: Is the DVD going to be on the LRR Store?
 fcloud: that's what crack-a-packs are missing: director's commentary
 BrowneePointz: yea double checked for reference for Ben. Even with FTL Warp Tech it would take the Voyager 75 years to get home  and that's moving NONSTOP
 falcn120: Much more excited for this set than some others this year
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Toaster_Strooder: @Fruan Just checking, does the Borg catalogue all species of organic life, or do they specifically catalogue species that have built civilizations or societies?
 Myrniss: So you're saying there's going to be more!? /s
 BrowneePointz: Darkhold looks like it's going to be SO SICK
  Sarah_Serinde: I am not invested in it but I love how excited other people are for it
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 Fruan: @Toaster_Strooder I'm not sure it's clear. I'm not enough of a superfan to know if that even has a canon answer.
 Bugberry: Lots of these had made me realize I know less than I thought about things like Final Fantasy.
Spleeniop22: 
 MrPipboy3000: I felt targeted with Fallout
rustywir3s: Twilight UB would be so funny
 fcloud: it's just science
beamtownartisan: This is the first full set that I've straight up loved. Who was also very cool, but Trek is perfect.
 TheMerricat: Page Matt Wiggins chat. 
 Zombie_Spacer: 
 eshplode: Y'know what? Yeah, let's do Twilight
 theymerLoviatar: Magic, loca, where the hell you been?
 Julian_Rogue: They're all foils all the time
Toaster_Strooder: Thankfully for my wallet, they haven't done any sets or secret layers in things that I'm interested in. Yet.
 s0lesurviv0r: Babylon 5 as the next Sci Fi set DO IT
 BrowneePointz: only if proceeds from that set go to the Quileute Tribe
 Mr_Bitterness: Final Fantasy was for me, thanks WotC!
 sporkraptor: ooh, +1 for Babylon 5
 Bugberry: I already got one of my favorite IPs ever with Avatar.
 dungeonmasteralek: Special Sparkle foil treatment when?
 Julian_Rogue: can we get the expanse? hard sci-fi with mild fantasy elements >.>
Toaster_Strooder: I heard so many people talking about the Final Fantasy set. I'm surprised they haven't announced a second Final Fantasy set with how well it clearly did.
 Decaped: and MtG romance set would be cool, honestly.
beamtownartisan: I was in tears multiple times during previews for Trek
 BrowneePointz: I'm manifesting a Warcraft set
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 Greendrag13: Howldy, y'all! We Trekkin'?
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 s0lesurviv0r: @Julian_Rogue hell yea, legendary rogues
 theymerLoviatar: @BrowneePointz Considering Warcraft is gonna be in D&D...
 @Sarah-Serinde: Hello chat, how goes the PPR?
 @SmithKurosaki: pretty good Sarah :)
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/0AdWRZb.jpeg
 TheMerricat: @Toaster_Strooder Cynical Old Person Rant: "I'm sure SE probably said something about it not performing up to to expectations because there is still money in the world.."
  LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Julian_Rogue: @s0lesurviv0r I moslty want a donniger ship XD
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 gualdhar: I'm at position 585 in the queue
 pleonasticTautology: "i'm going where there's good wifi" so you're gonna be in the friend zone
Toaster_Strooder: @TheMerricat Hard to tell with Square Enix, I feel. At least they didnt' have to work around music licensing rights!
 Bugberry: Dark Souls feels like the most inevitable UB set that would be amazing.
 BrowneePointz: @theymerLoviatar Already have the book preordered bestie
Dr_fragenstien: @Toaster_Strooder magic sets require a lot of time to make, and UB requires a lot of planning with the IP holders, so they can't really make one as a reaction to success. Also they probably squeezed everything they could from one set, I can't imagine there's enough to explore in a second set that they didn't get to the first time
 sporkraptor: @gualdhar 350, I'm ahead of you! XD
Toaster_Strooder: You gotta work out if you're in Starfleet!
 Greendrag13: Gotta love them Vulcans of Paradise
   LoadingReadyRun: @Fruan I like the idea that the Borg don't see humans as at all special. Humans are Species 5618, Squirels are 5619, ants are 5620, cats are 5621, etc
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think TMNT is the closest I would ever get to a full geek out to a MTG set. I don't know if the other things above that in my mind would get proper sets.
 gualdhar: @sporkraptor damn it! save some bear asses for me!
 Shadowsoflife: Ships are big and you have to walk
  LRRbot: Captain Pike, Fullness of Time [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer Scout [*/*] | Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
Toaster_Strooder: @Dr_fragenstien These are all very fair points, now that you mention it.
 sporkraptor: @Shadowsoflife I've always wondered about that... I assume the elevators go horizontally as well
 Zombie_Spacer: @Bugberry Oh man I would be so stoked
 sporkraptor: like either that or segways are canon on star destroyers 
 Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun Just with the number of animals or species on earth there's thousands. the borgs numbering system needs a few more decimal points lmao
  LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
Dr_fragenstien: @Toaster_Strooder it was successful enough that it would make sense to come back to it someday, but it's not something that can just be cranked out quickly.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun And Ferengi are Species 180 which... is concerning. 
 Julian_Rogue: @TheMerricat early investors
   LoadingReadyRun: @Julian_Rogue maybe they don't use base10🤔
anhakha: i don't think i've ever seen a Ferengi borg.
 Shadowsoflife: @sporkraptor You would think but the amount of them running through the ship or walking from room to room says there aren't
 Bugberry: Regardless of what property it is, I'm also interesting in any future Video Game IP UB sets. So far it's been just Fallout and Assassins Creed.
 sporkraptor: @gualdhar bear asses are safe, I got through the queue and... the servers are still down. not surprised! XD
anhakha: Maybe the borg found them and were like "...nah."
  Juliamon: Ferengi and Borg feel fundamentally incompatible
 Bugberry: And FF
 Julian_Rogue: @anhakha There's one in the commander deck it took me as a surprise when I saw it. also a tholian borg
 gualdhar: @sporkraptor whew, ok its not just me
  LRRbot: Transporter Malfunction [1R] | Sorcery | Transporter Malfunction deals 3 damage to any target. / Beam me up {3}{R}{R}{R}
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Matt would never bribe a judge (again)
Toaster_Strooder: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Most of my interests are either weird indie stuff, weird internet-derived indie stuff, my university major, or hobbies that aren't really... licensable, per say. I have yet to be targeted 
 BrowneePointz: @Juliamon A Capitlo-Religious Hegemony isn't TOO far from a Monarchical Hivemind
 sporkraptor: @Shadowsoflife they could assume that with advanced freely available medical science everybody's perfectly *capable* of running around like that all the time, I guess...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ghizmou: that's rough buddy
 RatherLargeToad: I forget the name of the antagonist species from the start of voyager, but I recall the Borg saying that they don’t assimilate them because they would make the collective worse
anhakha: It implies though that they know about Ferenginar, likely for decades.... and chose not to assimilate it.
 TheMerricat: @ghizmou No that's the Avatar set. 
MWGNZ: 
Lysander_salamander: getting silly
rustywir3s: lmao
 LRRMTG_Judge: that's more a Kindslaver
 Strebenherz:   
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 Mr_Horrible: just bask in your superior board position, Anna 
 Crazeh8: this ppr is pure gremlin energy 
 sporkraptor: @anhakha or that they tried once and it went... poorly
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unleashenlightenment: yea this might be the most unhinged ppr
Uniclonus: @RatherLargeToad Kazon
 Decaped: the Matt Tabak collective has come to a decision
 LRRMTG_Judge: For the record chat, don't do that at your local prerelease. 
 MungoDude: 
 Julian_Rogue: hubris or greed emojis?
 CandyNuke: Beam the Botanist does have a nice ring to it
anhakha: @sporkraptor I'm now imagining the Grand Nagus negotiating with the Borg Collective.
 theymerLoviatar: @LRRMTG_Judge Kindslaver: 4, Tap, Sacrifice Kindslaver: You help out target player during that player's next turn
Toaster_Strooder: @Bugberry Considering their previous collaborations with Playstation, I'd go ballistic for a LittleBigPlanet set or secret lair - less because of the cards and more because it would mean Sony would be doing stuff with the IP again :>
   LoadingReadyRun:  the MtG equivelent of everyone sticking their heads around the door in a cartoon 
 sporkraptor: @anhakha hypercapitalist Borg XD
 Dog_of_Myth: @Julian_Rogue Why not both?
 TheMerricat: @LRRMTG_Judge 
  LRRbot: Temporal Conqueror [2G] | Creature — Na'kuhl Warrior [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. If you can't, create a Treasure token.
 Julian_Rogue: @Dog_of_Myth I don't have either lol
 fcloud: if i were Matt Tabak, i would get sleeves with a slightly rough finish, and tell everyone they were Matte-Backs 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is Is it legal to assimilate a judge into your collective?
 Shadowsoflife: @sporkraptor Right? there not a lot of wheelers around in star trek, the only time I see some with an assistance device was a fan Game.
anhakha: Like there's a contract somewhere that says that Ferenginar will submit to the Borg in 1400 years, but only once the Borg have given them 600,000 bars of gold pressed latinum.
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZealousShakingLEDLeeroyJenkins-VVJWdQ0X7H4P0VFK
 @LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 @LRRbot: Captain Pike, Fullness of Time [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer Scout [*/*] | Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands…
 @LRRbot: Dominion Assault Force [3G] | Creature — Jem'Hadar Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Exile target card from a graveyard. / • Surveil 1.
@articerile: didn't Matt win game 1?
 @LRRbot: Transporter Malfunction [1R] | Sorcery | Transporter Malfunction deals 3 damage to any target. / Beam me up {3}{R}{R}{R}
@violentfrog_: lol
 @LRRbot: Temporal Conqueror [2G] | Creature — Na'kuhl Warrior [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. Then return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. If you can't, create a Treasure tok…
 Julian_Rogue: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters as long as the judge is consenting
  LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / II — You may exile a card from your hand. If you do, draw a card. / III — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent of their choice.
anhakha: The Borg care not for time. It will inevitably happen from their point of view, and it saves manpower and energy forceably taking them, when they'll just submit willingly in 1400 years.
 pleonasticTautology: KHA[...]AN!
 sporkraptor: @Shadowsoflife assistive technology instead of just, like, growing replacements is definitely a thing... idk, it's one of those things I always feel a bit weird about, y'know?
Toaster_Strooder: @Shadowsoflife Maybe medical implants and prosthetics have advanced enough that stuff like that can be temporary.
 Julian_Rogue: It's so you can steal a starship
Chenderle: lotta words, I'm not really all that, buddy
Chenderle: reading too
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Toaster_Strooder: @Chenderle "Damn, that's a lotta words. Shame I'm not readin' 'em." -Duke Nukem
SoylentDoener: you control the creature for the rest of the turn, it is still dead though
 sporkraptor: I mean in the heirarchy of moral questions in Star Trek it's way below the everything implied with the teleporters XD
PatMx: hi crew, but it is wensday
 TheMerricat: @Julian_Rogue So, I actually can't remember, would that let you steal the proper ship? does it have enough toughness?
 MungoDude: does that choice (which permanent to sacrifice) count as a Dilemma?
 Julian_Rogue: @TheMerricat no its a toughness of 3 lol
 sporkraptor: "that's a problem for Future Matt."
  LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 tdapenguin: @sporkraptor i think star trek doesn't do well on a disability-positive score. it does the usual tv show thing of "just what if we ignored the possibility".  it's just able-ism showing up and robbing us of a future possibility look at disability and adaptations.
 Shadowsoflife: @Toaster_Strooder with how advance the medical tech they have any think you help you get around would be temporary thing and wouldn't be part of them. Like we don't see a lot of canes in the show.
 fcloud: Paul, Pip-Swapper
 BrowneePointz: Star Trek is amazing about Disability
 LRRMTG_Judge: a ship isn't a creature until it is fully stationed, and at that point, it has a toughness that matters 
 fcloud: Paul, Muffin Adjuster
 BrowneePointz: there's multiple examples of accommodation without erasure in the series
 sporkraptor: @tdapenguin *nodnod* another area where fanfic and fan creations fill a void...
 ArtDecoSunburn: @tdapenguin Very true.
Dr_fragenstien: you could steal the enterprise, IMO the Wrath of Kahn card better represents the original TOS episode Kahn first appeared in rather than the movie
 tdapenguin: @BrowneePointz erm? i am welcome to the idea, but other than levar burton, i don't remember any examples? (active inquireing. would love to be wrong)
 falcn120: His vision is based around dice.
 tdapenguin: @sporkraptor *nods*
  LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with a counter on it.
 sporkraptor: every time "the doctor" comes up I go "wait... what UB is this again??"
 theymerLoviatar: Pokerface is her middle name
  LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
  Pharmacistjudge: so many doctors and not a pharmacist arnywhere
 Shadowsoflife: @sporkraptor The game game has someone with arm curches who a badass.
 Julian_Rogue: @sporkraptor Have the same problem with "the master" also being in fallout.
 sporkraptor: @Julian_Rogue oooo, alternate version cards from different properties...
anhakha: What comes to mind is the episode in DS9 where the woman who is used to a much lighter gravity comes to work on DS9. She is constantly in a wheelchair, or at best crutches when outside of her room. They go out of their way to adapt the hallways and entrances to allow her chair full access to the station.
 tdapenguin: @Shadowsoflife ah, i havne't played the game. so glad that there's some widening
  LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | Flying
irenrose: A plainis? Ben?
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is Benny Russell, the writer from  "Far Beyond the Stars," is this set?
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul does great work.
 Julian_Rogue: Does the overlay go to Red alert if someone yells red alert?
 rosesmcgee: Can we keep it for all future PPRs? They can all take place on the Holodeck
Chenderle: @anhakha calling out the hostile Cardassian architecture was great
 Shadowsoflife: @anhakha Do you know what season or ep that in?
TruPhantomAngel: @artdecosunburn Yes actually. on the bonus sheet.
Hauwulf: the overlay gets better with every set
Armoric: Dark Ascension is 14
  Sarah_Serinde: what even is time
 sporkraptor: maybe the "lots of hallways, no horizontal elevators" is specific to, like, active duty starships, where it's assumed everybody is "active duty ready"
 @LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until …
@clinto767: freeze time
@clinto767: uno!
 @LRRbot: Shuttle Ace [4W] | Creature — Kelpien Pilot [4/4] | During your turn, this creature has flying. / Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you gain 2 life.
 @LRRbot: The Doctor, EMH [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Doctor [3/3] | When The Doctor enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you con…
 @LRRbot: Quark, Humble Proprietor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Ferengi Rogue [1/2] | You can't sacrifice Treasure tokens. / At the beginning of each upkeep, create a Treasure token.
 @LRRbot: Oberth-Class Starship [1W] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/2] | When this Spacecraft enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Station / 6+ | F…
Armoric: He's thinking of SOI or EMN in 2016?
 BrowneePointz: SoI and then EMN
 MungoDude: have LRR been doing preprereleases that long? wow
 LRRMTG_Judge: Hour of Devasation
 Shadowsoflife: @tdapenguin Have seen anyone play star trek adventures?
 tdapenguin: @anhakha that's also an episode i didn't watch (i'm very scattered on DS9). thanks. glad to hear that but also, it's like the basic minimum for accessibility. so, glad it was there, but sad that they didn't go for a more interesting storyline
 Julian_Rogue: has it been 9 years? God I remember watching the first one live. I feel old
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LRRMTG_Judge: 7/1/2017 Hour of Devastation
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 tdapenguin: @Shadowsoflife no, should i?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TruPhantomAngel Neato. What's a bonus sheet? Will the card circulate and be available to acquire by common folk?
Toaster_Strooder: Anyways, circling back to the topic of cards that act based on the number of differently named lands... so according the card gallery, there are 225 different lands in this set. I have no idea how many of those are foil/full art versions of other lands, but... that's a lot of lands...
 TheMerricat: Matt was down for Hour of Devastation
anhakha: a quick google says the episode is Melora, season 2 episode 6 of ds9.
 tehfewl: Why doesn't Matt Tabak, the largest Wizard of tthe Coast, not simply eat the other ones?
 BrowneePointz: yep. inn was our first year of College Ben
 Julian_Rogue: mine was BFZ
 BrowneePointz: INN*
omegamarkel: urza's destiny bb
 Bugberry: First Prerelease was Planar Chaos, really weird time to start in hindsight.
Raincoast_Bear: This will be my first PreRelease. I haven't really touched MtG in about 30 years....
 TheMerricat: Magic came out when I was in college. I couldn't afford the cards then either. 
goombalax: Dark Ascension was my first prerelease, I was freshly injured and hopped up on percocets
 Julian_Rogue: @Raincoast_Bear Welcome back!
 sporkraptor: I played way back before MtG had expansions... but I stopped playing, like, before the first expansion came out and haven't really picked it up again. i'm just a tourist here!
 Greyah: My first set was Mirrodin, but the first and only prerelease I've done was Dominaria.
 garion99: 4th/ice age
 tdapenguin: hi serge
 BrowneePointz: Rise was the Spring Set of our HS graduation and then Innistrad came out Fall Freshman College Year
 Greendrag13: I started MTG with a Scourge precon
 zeathean: 
 Shadowsoflife: @tdapenguin if you want to. I know some great AP of it. Look up Shield of Tomorrow on  geek and sundry youtubes or Clear skies on Althaven youtube.
 MrSarkhan:  
Invitare: that was a tribble in the background
 Strebenherz:  
 TheMightyGerg: My first Prerelease was... Geez, Mirrodin, in 2003
 Julian_Rogue: that is one heck of a stream delay
 theymerLoviatar: I first became aware of Magic during Prophecy, but my first prerelease was War of the Spark.
  LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
Armoric: Wait, if he eats them, then isn't getting hireed a bad thing?
 pleonasticTautology: my first prerelease was morningtide 
 tdapenguin: @Shadowsoflife thanks, i'll put them in the bookmarks
Toaster_Strooder: I've already mentioned this, but I'm a full on newbie. I started playing this year thanks to my older brother. Reality Fracture was my first set release that I actually followed.
  LRRbot: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Flash / When Dr. McCoy enters, choose one — / • Return target non-Doctor permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Choose up to one other target creature. When it dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
 Shadowsoflife: @tdapenguin Welcome
 Dog_of_Myth: My first prerelease was Return to Ravinica.
 TheMerricat: @Armoric Depends, how large are you?  
 GedankenPalast_: 
Armoric: Leess than 200 lbs
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
  Pharmacistjudge: if there is a doctor "bones"  is there a doctor "muscles?"  "Nerves?"  "Glands?"
 pleonasticTautology: @Pharmacistjudge "bones" because "sawbones"
Toaster_Strooder: @LRRbot "When it dies this turn..." So what kills it if nobody attacks it?  
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 tdapenguin: @Pharmacistjudge i wanna be Dr. Muscles! and i'd be so strong
 Julian_Rogue: @Pharmacistjudge yes and a holographic doctor
 Strebenherz: oooh dang good idea
  LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 TheMerricat: Chat this is a random question but one of my friends mentioned that you can't use the same dice you use for counters for playing TTRPG because it's not... spinsomething? Is that actually a thing?
Toaster_Strooder: @pleonasticTautology Imagining a gimmick Tinybones Star Trek deck named Doctor Tinybones
BigTheDave: Pike SMASH
 Greyah: Poor Quark. Steps out for a cup of tea, comes back to find someone spent all his money.
 Strebenherz: this is someone beaming quark away to spend his money
Toaster_Strooder: @TheMerricat Spindown!
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a bonus for the Holodeck interacting with other Universes Beyond properties?
irenrose: Pikes together strong
  Juliamon: TheMerricat Spindowns aren't technically mathematically balanced, but in practice it's basically irrelevant
punahougirl84: R-eye-sa!
Invitare: wasn't he 6?
 Julian_Rogue: @TheMerricat mtg dice are Spindowns. so they are numbered in order. That said most dice aren't "balanced" anyway so your friend is being needleslly supersticious.
  LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
 @LRRbot: For more information on Star Trek, including a full image gallery, where you can find your local prerelease, and where to pre-order the set, click here! https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 @LRRbot: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Flash / When Dr. McCoy enters, choose one — / • Return target non-Doctor permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. /…
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 @LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 @LRRbot: I'm a Doctor, Not a . . . [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor.
 TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
TabbyLavalamp: Anyway, it's Wednesday so let's go see what's on T...what the heck?!?
Spades_Slicc: @TheMerricat the life counter dice that come with pre release kits are "spindown" dice: the numbers are in ascending/descending order. they only provide not truly random results if the person rolling isn't givin em a good ol shake before rolling (dishonorable gaming : ( )
 ArtDecoSunburn: @TheMerricat Traditional dice aren't numbered in order. The opposite sides add up to a particular sum.
 fcloud: @Juliamon tell that to my high-stakes spindown yahtzee league 
  Juliamon: If you play with someone and they complain you're using a spindown for a TTRPG, they don't trust you and you shouldn't trust them either
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon 
 tdapenguin: @Juliamon you make an excellent point
Toaster_Strooder: People use a particular variety of D20s where the numbers are arranged so that you can easily go from one number to the next. 19 is next to 20, 18 is next to 19, etc. By contrast, D20s made for TTRPGs (and other tabletop game dice for that matter) are often arranged so that the sides opposite each other add up to 1 + the number of sides. For instance, 1 and 20 are on opposite sides.
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon not the question asker, but I appreciate that sentiment
  LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 Shadowsoflife: @fcloud sorry what?
 BrowneePointz: I mean there was the episode he wanted Garak to kill him
Dr_fragenstien: also if you use the same spindown then you have equal odds, so it's a fair contest even if each number isn't equally likely to show up
 Julian_Rogue: @ArtDecoSunburn usually its Highest oppostie lowest and then decending/ascending so 6/1 5/2 4/3 for a d6
 fcloud: @Shadowsoflife 
 TheMerricat: YURI hands 
irenrose: Medieval settings *handshake* Star Trek: Pike Big
 LRRMTG_Judge: 8 is an auspicious number
 Shadowsoflife: 
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Julian_Rogue: @LRRMTG_Judge *stanley parable narator voice* EIGHT
Toaster_Strooder: To slightly play Devil's Advocate regarding the whole spindown thing, there is another reason to not use MTG spindown dice for TTRPGs: the symbols that take the place of the number 20 are annoying for doing dice rolls and I hate them >:
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Julian_Rogue Right, and the opposite numbers add to n + 1, where n is the number of dice sides (assuming an even number of sides).
 The_Lesser_Gatsby: Even me?!?
 Strebenherz:   
 jonathanobi: Feel so seen
 MsMarkarth: 
 MungoDude: 
  LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 Shparky2197: @Toaster_Strooder I mean, there are also traditional dice like that, and dice with tiny numbers that make them almost unreadable. People make choices that hurt them all the time.
 Julian_Rogue: @ArtDecoSunburn correct I couldn't remember that math. work took a lot of my brain jucies today. Thank you!
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
  Juliamon: Aesthetic choices on dice are not exclusive to spindowns.
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 Strebenherz: Oh no
 Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon I have some gorgeous 3D printed dice that jingle when they roll and I love them! they're also shiny to my ears!
Toaster_Strooder: @Shparky2197 True. And I get annoyed by those too :> I mean, a symbol in place of one of the numbers isn't the biggest issue in the grand scheme of things so long as you check which number is missing, but it is kind of annoying if you're not prepared for it.
 TheMightyGerg: Moonbase is the Holodeck?!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Julian_Rogue I liked your description of adjacencies.
 Greyah: I wasn't aware guests are tokens.
 Strebenherz:  
 TheMerricat: Chat, are they actually in the Shadow Realm?
anhakha: There is an election going on today, right? Who knows what government you're going back to!
 tdapenguin: @Shparky2197 for large-sided die, i concede that arabic numerals make sense. but i prefer dice that have dots or some other graphical representation of the number.  and yet, i have some with numerals on them. so your story checks out
  LRRbot: Sickbay [5] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the amount of life you gained this turn.
 LRRMTG_Judge: chat has a problem with object permanence. 
 Julian_Rogue: @LRRMTG_Judge abjects are permanant?
 notthepenguins: @anhakha Yesterday! And the answer is, a measurably better one!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Shparky2197 I enjoy hundred-sided dice. They're ridiculous, and great.
 @LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 @LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 @LRRbot: Final Frontier [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Beam me up {1}{G}
 @LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 @LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Named clips with no …
 @LRRbot: Sickbay [5] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus t…
 Shparky2197: I prefer traditional dice for the fact that high numbers are often surrounded by low numbers, so that it feels more mathematically random, but that is a personal preference, and don't wish to be proscriptionist about the matter
Toaster_Strooder: @tdapenguin I'd be fascinated to see what a D20 with dots/pips for the numbers would look like, and how big it woudl need to be in order to be practically usable.
 Julian_Rogue: @ArtDecoSunburn our group always calls those "golf balls"
 Shadowsoflife: @TheMerricat What? my realm is just fine. if you don't mine the cold, or the dark. you the sounds the souls make sometimes. besides that it fine
anhakha: @tdapenguin I'm now imagining a d100, needed for wild magic, but every side uses dots.
 TheMerricat: @Shadowsoflife 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Julian_Rogue Abject permanence sounds like a punishment from Limbo.
 tdapenguin: @anhakha yeaaaaah, there's a reason i concede!
 Julian_Rogue: @ArtDecoSunburn its my fallout boy coverband name
unleashenlightenment: naw dead on board. crew with the nonflier attack for 9
 ArtDecoSunburn: @anhakha I'd love a dice like that with pips. You'd need a jeweller's loupe to read it.
Chenderle: Cool!
 tdapenguin: @Toaster_Strooder my pref would be going geometric -- with, say,  as many hexagons as needed then <= 5 dots. but that's my preferance
 pleonasticTautology: crystal rules, she's a big reason why i was so excited about this set! my first xmas in seattle was at her house
 ghizmou: can we ask, Matt, who is the biggest Start Trek fan at WOTC ?
 Julian_Rogue: Crystal also did a wonderful interview with Jessie Gender (After Dark channel) and its a very good watch!
 TheMerricat: @ghizmou Matt, of course. 
 falcn120: Hahahaha
Spleeniop22: 
 Zombie_Spacer: 
  LRRbot: Xindi Surveyors [2G] | Creature — Xindi Scientist [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
rustywir3s: Kirk/Spock you say?!
 Julian_Rogue: Squidward "oh no he's hot" meme!
 Zombie_Spacer: so real for that
punahougirl84: Totally hot 🔥
Capriox_42: there’s reason TOS was so popular with ladies when it aired
 Julian_Rogue: THEY DID THE HANDSHAKE RIGHT!
 MungoDude: 🖖
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 Strebenherz:   
 BrowneePointz: it's a gene I think
 BrowneePointz: something about webbing or how your middle and ring fingers coordinate
 Strebenherz: Oh dang two more??
anhakha: oo, many gift subs. alas, none for me 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My middle finger can do the one thing I need it to do.
 eshplode: I had to train myself to do it. I couldn't do it without a bunch of practice
Toaster_Strooder: Two of them.
 bubba0077: I was able to learn it
Voidhawk42: Matt "my middle finger can do many things" Tabak
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AFakeUser: When I was a kid I couldnt do it, I put rubber bands on my fingers and sat for hours with them like that. I'm able to do it easily now. NO idea if that was a good idea or not but I was 8.
 lamina5432: good stream, need a nap though have fun chat
  Sarah_Serinde: that's a mood
 omdorastrix: Its easy for me but I also played a woodwind through high-school so I have good finger flexibility.
 Julian_Rogue: just built a cyber-deck-box that was neat
Toaster_Strooder: That's so real\
 Shadowsoflife fights on with a net
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 Julian_Rogue: smashcut to "is kirk hot"
 TheWanderingNomad: What did he call me?
rustywir3s: signs point to yes
 laikagoat: Love continuity
Capriox_42: yeah that smash cut was wonderful
 Shadowsoflife: @TheWanderingNomad you heard G
Toaster_Strooder: Speaking of two of them (but not really), my Desert Bus for Hope gachapon arrived at the start of the week, and y'all. This thing's cute I like it a lot. Kinda wish I ordered a second one before they sold out
 Shparky2197: Anyway, I gotta go get a blood test done, catch you all later!
 lirazel64: As a child, I studied viola, and one of the things I had to learn is to move the fingers of my left hand independently.
Toaster_Strooder: Have a good blood test!
 Julian_Rogue: @Shparky2197 hope you studied!
  Juliamon: Toaster_Strooder You might have gotten the same luck as me, and gotten two of the same buses
Toaster_Strooder: @Juliamon  Maybe. I'll never know now! Which one did you get? Mine is the white & dark green one
 BrowneePointz: @lirazel64 Clarinet and Sax. Had to train noodle fingers
BigTheDave: It's warm and wet, it's like Louisiana
 falcn120: Rainy days > Sunny days
Toaster_Strooder: Playing piano, I found it hard (and still do find it hard) to separate my hands from each other. Having them operate independently messes with me
 RatherLargeToad: they have something like 36 different words for rain
 Shadowsoflife: it's currently rainy here
  Juliamon: Toaster_Strooder Red and white. Fortunately I think it's quite flashy, and maybe the extra will be useful for something in the future?
duke_dice: Howdy folks
 BrowneePointz: what if we heat a gas so much it changes states
Toaster_Strooder: @Juliamon Maybe you could give the extra a custom paint job in the future!
 Shadowsoflife grumbles in engineering
Toaster_Strooder: @duke_dice Heya! 
 BandsWithLegends: +3 over 2 is so good, I should steal that
rustywir3s: kirk is hot!
 s0lesurviv0r: does this card reference an episone???
Toaster_Strooder: "Some knowledge is lost. SOme knowledge is buried," is such a good quote.
 Julian_Rogue: and origin of shipping! although I think x-files argues that title
 TheWanderingNomad: Is this the Not!Doctor of Star Trek or is that a different title?
Dr_fragenstien: I just watched TOS and I don't recognize that device. The closest thing I can think of is an ancient weapon showcased in the animated series
Toaster_Strooder: There is is, a differently-named-lads effect
Spleeniop22: OHh that's a trip
 Strebenherz: Ooh dang
duke_dice: I made my own tribute to patrick and i shared with some people. everyone loved it.
 Strebenherz: I love this card art, she's just so happy to be stabbing
WotC_Matt: Death to the enemy! I mean hi.
 tdapenguin: @WotC_Matt hi?
Toaster_Strooder: @Strebenherz She's been waiting for this moment her whole life a
duke_dice: @WotC_Matt And you shall die! I mean Hello!
@clinto767: signed card! lol
@heartofgoldfish: to be clear colorado's extremely sunny climate is also randomly intermixed with blizzards all year. except not any more, thanks oil companies
@clinto767: he was
anhakha: there is an explanation.
 Strebenherz: @Toaster_Strooder Energy of a child with a bucket propped over a door
scottyb76202: surprised this is number one channel
 s0lesurviv0r: Enterprise
 Vinewood_OG: "We don't talk about it."
 Strebenherz: Worfs explanation was hilarious
Toaster_Strooder: @Strebenherz Love that energy for a girl ready to stab a guy
AFakeUser: A lot of people forget Enterprise
 MungoDude: the Traveler appeared in 3 episodes of TNG, and his voice was heard in 1 episode of Prodigy (arguing with Wesley)
 TheWanderingNomad: "We do not discuss it with outsiders."
scottyb76202: oh this is for tourist, noted have fun.
 ghizmou: you re not frank, you're graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it was just that one cult that did it.
scottyb76202: okay black alert
Toaster_Strooder: @ghizmou Trueeeeee
 Vinewood_OG: Disco season 2 is pretty amazing
Capriox_42: that is i believe the discovery Klingons being weird doing that
scottyb76202: man doesn't even know what black alert means
anhakha: Poor Miles...
Toaster_Strooder: Oh, this is such quirky art, i like it
 GedankenPalast_: love the art
 s0lesurviv0r: Ransom dated one
 pleonasticTautology: indicate 🫵
Scarbble: YOU
HyogaEU: vindicate in standart?
Toaster_Strooder: Interesting! A lot of the white-black stuff that I've seen in this set are borg-centric
HyogaEU: :0
Mythallian:   
Lysander_salamander: hell yeah Lwaxana Troi
Toaster_Strooder: I was under the impression that Klingons were largely gonna be red-black
 googoltudoris: Klingons- any choice besides Mardu would have been WRONG
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hamlet IS best in the original Klingon.
 s0lesurviv0r: honorary Tyranid for Magus Lucea Kane
Invitare: Picard was more scared of her than the Borg
 tdapenguin: i do like that star trek said 'yes therapy for everyone'
Toaster_Strooder: @Invitare As an introvert, I understand instinctively
hyalopterous: LCARS is great, Mike Okuda is a great graphic designer
 Vinewood_OG: Jellico got one thing right
@clinto767: darn klingon food cards, like them worms, magets, pic..cards. would of been cool
@jamiedunlop9641: He can't be Frank, he's Graham!
 Bruceski: @Vinewood_OG Also got rid of the fish
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 Xenguin47: Wheeee
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 s0lesurviv0r: any other 90's kids get their mind blown when they heard Marina Sirtis in Gargoyles??
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Invitare Lwaxana was, in fact, a terribly capable social manipulator.  She just didn't care if she made people care who she made uncomfortable.
anhakha: BIRD Borg?
Capriox_42: birb borg!
 CodeIndigo: THE BORG ASSIMILATED FALCO LOMBARDI
 GedankenPalast_: Ohh I like that one
BigTheDave: Borg Miglimo
Dr_fragenstien: that's what I loved about TAS
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @s0lesurviv0r When I was a kid I didn't really notice things like that.
anhakha: Do they lay robot eggs?
 Julian_Rogue: Borg tholian in the commander deck floored me
Dr_fragenstien: I wish there was a card depicting Giant Spock from TAS 
hyalopterous: Too bad we didn't get lt. M'ress
 Julian_Rogue: @Dr_fragenstien I thought there was a card with him in the background.
 pleonasticTautology: @hyalopterous she's in the TOS commander deck!
unleashenlightenment: Name?
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rustywir3s: bleh
 Xenguin47: I don't actually think they do much cultural analysis
 Vinewood_OG: Aurelians were the bird species. I had to look.
Dr_fragenstien: @Julian_Rogue I'll have to keep an eye out! It's one of the most bizzare implications from TAS in the broader star trek universe that there's just a giant spock out there doing research
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Vinewood_OG It was displayed on screen
Toaster_Strooder: The Borg are an unnerving concept.
 Julian_Rogue: @Dr_fragenstien yea Colossal Clone Master from the commadner deck has a giant spock in the bg
Dr_fragenstien: oooh goodl callout!
 s0lesurviv0r: who else had the worst summer waiting for Best of Both Worlds part 2?
 TheMerricat: Chat the woman's name was Lieutenant Marla McGivers
 Vinewood_OG: @s0lesurviv0r a terrible if formative experience
Dr_fragenstien: @Julian_Rogue  I hadn't seen the commander decks yet, also saw M'Ress which I'm a fan of! 
anhakha: Q'pla
BigTheDave: \o/
 GedankenPalast_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Toaster_Strooder: peas and long live...
Lysander_salamander: Oh, M'Ress is a card also?  Neat!
BigTheDave: hey! It's the Nerd Trimatrix!
 bytecaster: Chat, Captain on the bridge!
 TheMightyGerg: Such panache! Such Composure!
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 BrowneePointz: Surely he‘s Admiral Stark
MWGNZ: Cori is in Ops https://i.imgur.com/cebdYgw.png
CobaltShuriken: what is Graham's warp drive engage phrase? Does he have one?
 TheMightyGerg: OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
JunieJazz: O7
anhakha: sutmeychajDaq Dunqu' Graham Cori je.
Lysander_salamander: fair
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Julian_Rogue: Hungry
Lysander_salamander: mood
 falcn120: oh Cam
Capriox_42: well that took a turn
 Strebenherz: You'd be well suited to siskos team cam
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the Bell Riots?  From 2024???
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessComfortableSpaghettiKippa-rLu6epdAL0QUkaVI
  LRRbot: Andromedan Automatons [2W] | Artifact Creature — Android [3/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for any number of cards named Andromedan Automatons, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Shields Up! [1W] | Instant | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 DeM0nFiRe: Star Fleet is based, true
 ArtDecoSunburn: Cameron is clearly dressed as one of the pulp writers from "Far Beyond the Stars."
  LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 TheMightyGerg: Suddenly imagining Enterprise hailing another Federation ship and Graham responds in his best Albertan.
  LRRbot: Federation Field Medic [3W] | Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / • Draw a card if you control a permanent with a counter on it.
  LRRbot: Rogue Artificial Intelligence [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/5] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • You gain 3 life. / • Surveil 2. / Basic landcycling {2}
BigTheDave: Agimus!
  LRRbot: Mugato [3GG] | Creature — Ape Beast [6/6] | Reach, vigilance, deathtouch
 MungoDude: Scotty on SNW pronounces lieutenant correctly
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 @LRRbot: Andromedan Automatons [2W] | Artifact Creature — Android [3/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for any number of cards named Andromedan Automatons, reveal them, put them into…
 @LRRbot: Shields Up! [1W] | Instant | Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 @LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 @LRRbot: Federation Field Medic [3W] | Creature — Human Doctor [3/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn. / •…
 @LRRbot: Rogue Artificial Intelligence [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/5] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • You gain 3 life. / • Surveil 2. / Basic landcycling {2}
 @LRRbot: Mugato [3GG] | Creature — Ape Beast [6/6] | Reach, vigilance, deathtouch
Lysander_salamander: wow the mugato
 googoltudoris: chat, remember the lessons of the Bell Riots- [Removed from Reddit]
  LRRbot: L'Rell, Fierce Visionary [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [1/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / {2}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.
marxmarksman: Isn't Mugato the bad guy from Zoolander?
 Mr_Bitterness: 6/6 with deathtouch AND Vigilance? Who hurt the designer of that
  LRRbot: Conquest Mission [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token. If this enchantment has six or more quest counters on it, create two of those tokens instead.
 BrowneePointz: @MungoDude “Correctly”
BigTheDave: @MungoDude He also can't get the turbolifts to work
Borgrim_: lootenant sounds much closer to the original french
Toaster_Strooder: We need more jock commanders
  LRRbot: Vengeance Mission [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more quest counters on this enchantment.
Toaster_Strooder: (Star Trek commmanders, not Magic commmanders)
  LRRbot: The Caretaker [5U] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/6] | Vigilance, ward {2} / At the beginning of each end step, if you faced a dilemma this turn, target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Dr_fragenstien: I really appreciated seeing Kirk get in a classic campy punchout in "The Search For Spock"
 Mr_Bitterness: @Toaster_Strooder "Engage the core!"
Lysander_salamander: oh that weirdo
  LRRbot: Forsaken Monument [5] | Legendary Artifact | Colorless creatures you control get +2/+2. / Whenever you tap a permanent for {C}, add an additional {C}. / Whenever you cast a colorless spell, you gain 2 life.
anhakha: Google lo'taHvIS mu'tlheghvam vImuHta'
 bytecaster: Moves Voyager to the Delta quadrant, refuses to elaborate, then dies
  LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Until end of turn, they become Warriors in addition to their other types and gain haste.
  LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
 googoltudoris: @Borgrim_ the English and complaining about people pronouncing words *they changed the pronunciation of*, a winning combination
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Love the Elurians!
Lysander_salamander: wow
  LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
Lysander_salamander: yeah that makes sense
the_gentleman_crow: the best card
 bytecaster: orb
 DiscordianTokkan: o r b
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 Zombie_Spacer: oh neat
Dr_fragenstien: they mastered climate control on starships in the mirrorverse before our universe 
Capriox_42: that’s a good orb
Lysander_salamander: ooooh
 tdapenguin: so coooooool
Lysander_salamander: amazing
CobaltShuriken: incredible
 bytecaster: Even the numbers are klingon
 bubba0077: not the Terran Empire, that's a *different* alt timeline
Toaster_Strooder: That is cool! But... how do you know what it does?
 bytecaster: It's nice to know that the mana symbols are still the same in Klingon
Invitare: I believe General Picard is not actually mirror universe, but a different alternate evil timeline
 LadyAiluros: Marc Okrand
the_gentleman_crow: only card that made me excited as a non Star Trek person is the tribbles
  LRRbot: Andoria | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
 Julian_Rogue: @bubba0077 It's kind of concerning how many alt timelines is authoritarian nightmares.
  LRRbot: Photosynthetic Physician [4G] | Creature — Plant Doctor [5/5] | Reach / {G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
hyalopterous: Klingon Language Institute
  LRRbot: Genesis Effect [4R] | Instant | Genesis Effect deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy target land you control. Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
anhakha: Is it similar to how Phyrexian uses a Pig-sty quarter configuration?
  LRRbot: Dathon and Picard at El-Adrel [2G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Temba, His Arms Wide — Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Shaka, When the Walls Fell — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact or enchantment of their choice.
Toaster_Strooder: I have faith in the creature
  LRRbot: Rogue Artificial Intelligence [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/5] | When this creature enters, choose one — / • You gain 3 life. / • Surveil 2. / Basic landcycling {2}
  LRRbot: Test of Identity [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • I Am Klingon — Target Klingon gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn. / • I Am Starfleet — Discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
  LRRbot: Warp Speed [2G] | Enchantment | Lands you control enter untapped. / When this enchantment enters, search your library for a basic land card or Planet card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Strange new worlds — {7}{U}{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Draw two cards. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
  LRRbot: Vengeance Mission [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more quest counters on this enchantment.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Julian_Rogue "Well-behaved timelines rarely make history."
  LRRbot: Organic Avulsion Unit [2B] | Artifact Creature — Borg [2/3] | {2}: Artifact creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Pah-Wraith [5RR] | Creature — Wraith [4/4] | First strike, haste / Strange new worlds — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.
 pleonasticTautology: hoofable, yeah
  LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
Lysander_salamander: amazing
 Strebenherz: THAT ART IS GREAT
 ArtDecoSunburn: Is there a giant hidden mainframe (running the planet from a cave) card?
enniginhsor: Qptic command
  LRRbot: Encounter the Unknown [1RR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Come in Peace — Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / • Shoot to Kill — Encounter the Unknown deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
 Julian_Rogue: Pakled!
 pleonasticTautology: from lower decks
 pleonasticTautology: pakled!
 Julian_Rogue: OH NO ANOTHER ENTUHPRIZE!
BigTheDave: We need things
  LRRbot: Deep Space 9 [9] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | When Deep Space 9 enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top four cards of your library. Put all permanent cards exiled this way onto the battlefield. / Station / 9+ | Creatures you control get +3/+3.
Capriox_42: pakled clumpship!
 raulghoulia: Many Enterprises!
anhakha: oh!
 googoltudoris: was it just me or did that tribble art look like fellwar stone with fur?
 Strebenherz: Deep space nine is an unholy terror
 bytecaster: DS9 is the best after all
 Lord_Hosk: Just slowly circle the station...
 notthepenguins: yeah DS9 is NUTS
 Strebenherz: LOL YEAH
 BrowneePointz: DS9 stays winning
MWGNZ:   
 notthepenguins: also it's a colorless artifact, it's so easy to discount
 Strebenherz: 
 ghizmou: how many upkeeps do you need after this
Lysander_salamander: oh, the wormhole
 notthepenguins: or cheat
 bytecaster: It lets things through the wormhole!
 Zombie_Spacer: whoa
 DiscordianTokkan: Wooooormhole
Spleeniop22: nasty
 BrowneePointz: Eternal playable baby
Capriox_42: that’s so gross
Lysander_salamander: flavorful
 GedankenPalast_: that is crazy value
 BrowneePointz: Goblin welder
 Strebenherz: Deep space nine being an absolute problem makes me very happy
Toaster_Strooder:  That's INSANE
  LRRbot: Q Continuum | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / When this land enters untapped, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn. / • Surveil 1. / {T}: Add {G}.
 Julian_Rogue: WOuldn't you not get the fun eldrazi cast triggers
 LRRMTG_Judge: sadly it doesn't cast the cards
 bondeulv: going to try that in hypergenesis
loufghyslaufey: It should be! WHAT? What's the point of Station then!?
Chenderle: Is this DS9 after the defense system upgrades?
Toaster_Strooder: I see why it's 9 mana...\
 raulghoulia: no power and toughness, can't be your commander. unplayable
you_go_squirrel: Love you guys!
 omdorastrix: Everyones been the scarecrow  Cori
 Arkroma: That DS9 is so nice
 BrowneePointz: It’s how people would perceive the continuum
 BrowneePointz: Iirc
loufghyslaufey: @LRRMTG_Judge Yeah? GOOD. (...respectfully.)
loufghyslaufey: Also, respectfully...!?
 @LRRbot: L'Rell, Fierce Visionary [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [1/4] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the …
 @LRRbot: Conquest Mission [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Create a 1/1 colorless Borg artifact creature token. If this enchantmen…
 @LRRbot: Vengeance Mission [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more que…
 @LRRbot: The Caretaker [5U] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/6] | Vigilance, ward {2} / At the beginning of each end step, if you faced a dilemma this turn, target opponent exiles cards from the top of the…
 @LRRbot: Forsaken Monument [5] | Legendary Artifact | Colorless creatures you control get +2/+2. / Whenever you tap a permanent for {C}, add an additional {C}. / Whenever you cast a colorless spell, you gain …
 @LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana val…
 @LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Tar…
 @LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
 @LRRbot: Andoria | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
 @LRRbot: Photosynthetic Physician [4G] | Creature — Plant Doctor [5/5] | Reach / {G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
@articerile: Because we now have "actual" Gilgamesh on a Magic card, this probably means Final Fantasy Gilgamesh needs to be retagged on Scryfall
 @LRRbot: Pah-Wraith [5RR] | Creature — Wraith [4/4] | First strike, haste / Strange new worlds — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of dif…
 @LRRbot: Deep Space 9 [9] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft | When Deep Space 9 enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top four cards of your library. Put all permanent cards exiled this way on…
@articerile: oh they got around to retagging Gilgamesh into Gilgamesh (FFV)
 Mr_Bitterness: Great deck name Cori
  LRRbot: Tricorder [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, surveil 1. / Equip {1}
 Julian_Rogue: MOOPSY!
anhakha: i love your Spasic lands G
loufghyslaufey: Look, I just don't know if I want to touch this set is all. Kay?
 BrowneePointz: Like iirc the base Continuum art is a barren road cuz the Qs are all bored as hell at the time so there’s nothing interesting to see
CobaltShuriken: MOOPSY
 Mr_Bitterness: Moopsy!
  LRRbot: Federation Probe [U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 googoltudoris: @Strebenherz problem for opponent(s), problem for the dominion, problem for the cardassians, problem for the ferengi, problem for the bajorans sometimes...
  LRRbot: Stray from History [2B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Rewrite the Past — Return one or two target creature and/or Spacecraft cards from your graveyard to your hand. / • Repair the Timeline — Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "wait, I'm stupid."  - me, all the dang time.
WotC_Matt: Fun fact: The station is always Deep Space 9. It’s only Deep Space Nine when referencing the TV show.
 omdorastrix: Shooter mcGavin
 Lord_Hosk: Shooter McGavin
loufghyslaufey: That we agree that is my fault- no, wait. Containment Priest just exiles the DS9 triggers... nevermind.
 raulghoulia: Christopher Macdonald
  LRRbot: Xenobotanist [1G] | Creature — Vulcan Scientist [1/3] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
loufghyslaufey: The creature ones
  LRRbot: Romulan Bird-of-Prey [1U] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | Cloaking Device — As long as this Spacecraft isn't a creature, it has hexproof. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if this Spacecraft isn't a creature, put two charge counters on it. / Station / 8+ | Flying
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @raulghoulia YES!
 BrowneePointz: Graham just sang that to the tune of Chocolate Rain
 MungoDude: Richard Castilla is Christopher McDonald's character's name
anhakha: That probe is just... well, let's say it has a flared base.
 MungoDude: Castillo*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do we think he survived along with Tasha?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
loufghyslaufey: Who?
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 BrowneePointz: Same interval then
anhakha: It is just a very sus art.
Voidhawk42: @anhakha So it doesn't get lost in the wormhole 
 Julian_Rogue: @anhakha Look all probes look like that
  LRRbot: He's Dead, Jim [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
hyalopterous: Yeah we didn't Sela did we?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: He's Dead, Jim is possibly the BEST magic card name of ALL TIME.
 googoltudoris: why did deep space nine never have a 1930s germany episode? because deep space NEIN
kusinohki: meows - looks like someone had fun designing the overlay...  (looks great)
  LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
  LRRbot: Lt. Cmdr. Geordi La Forge [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/2] | If you would put one or more charge counters on an artifact you control, put twice that many charge counters on that artifact instead.
 tdapenguin: @googoltudoris groan but funny
   LoadingReadyRun:  "He's Dead, Jim" as a one liner after McCoy kills someone is a whole different context
 bytecaster: Geordi with the bird of prey synergy!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot I assume this card will reappear whenever there is a Star Wars Magic set?
anhakha: he stations for 6... xD
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @googoltudoris ok, but voyager was like "you know what TOS did that was fun..."
loufghyslaufey: (Inhale, exhale) Yikes.
  LRRbot: Cantankerous Captain [2R] | Creature — Tellarite Officer [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace until end of turn if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.
Chenderle: hell ya
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun "I'm murderer, Jim, not a doctor!"
the_gentleman_crow: forge is one of my faves just because he looks cool
 Arkroma: Im with graham. Avengers assemble.
 TheMightyGerg: I saw TNG first, but then saw Roots in school and was very much like, "HEY! You leave Giordi ALONE!"
Lysander_salamander: The Reading Rainbow where he went behind-the-scenes of Star Trek was great
 Julian_Rogue: being cantankerous
 BlandSpice: Tellarites are very argumentative
 Xenguin47: They like to argue
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's up there with YoYo Ma and Biggie Smalls in all time Mr. Rogers guest appearances.
 tdapenguin: all of this is making me want to rewatch reading rainbow
Capriox_42: they were the traders
 Xenguin47: They're kinda like libertarians like that...
 DiscordianTokkan: Grognards
 tdapenguin: and also mr rogers, to be fair
 BrowneePointz: Apparently they were great Politicians and Engineers culturally
 notthepenguins: to be fair, that makes sense for a species that expresses friendliness via argument
 bytecaster: @Xenguin47 Oh, so they are redditors
@Syztem_22: Just got here what are we playing just a booster draft?
@violentfrog_: Christopher Mcdonald
@Hemophiliac: The actor is Christopher McDonald. I went to college with his son. So in turn I also met the actor too.
 @Sarah-Serinde: They're playing sealed
@clinto767: puppet dance
anhakha: British redditors.
 notthepenguins: a lack of argument would then indicate a refusal to engage/discuss/etc
BigTheDave: there was a guy who kept eating and demanding food
 pleonasticTautology: it was Lower Decks
 BrowneePointz: Like Animated Debate is an art form to them
 Lord_Hosk: That was the Wesly Testing Episode
Lysander_salamander: The episode where Westley was getting tested to enter the cadets
BigTheDave: I'm sure there was one with Worf where he snaps at one
 Arkroma: Lol Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds both did it
 BlandSpice: Lower Decks had the opposite situation, where the enemy hated being complimented
 pleonasticTautology: oh no lower decks had an episode where the dupes doubled from people being nice to them
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there was a westley pre-test ep.
 MungoDude: "The First Duty" TNG S05E19
Invitare: Brave New Worlds is the new Star Trek pirate radio show hosted by Kathleen
 raulghoulia: Kathleen is an Orion?
anhakha: A Braaaave Neeew Wooooorld....
Spleeniop22: Also, the vulcan in that episode voiced sniper wolf in metal gear solid
anhakha: a neeww fantastic point of viiew....
BigTheDave: Threshold achieved!
Invitare: @raulghoulia Many Orion’s haven’t been pirates in over five years
 Kentosaurus: ugh
 Strebenherz:    
 Omega00024: And that's all that needs to be said
 notthepenguins: wasn't that one evolution rather than de-volution?
 notthepenguins: or something?
klifftryp: "Don't worry about it", indeed.
 Decaped: They're keeping the borg babies company
 raulghoulia: Doesnt Tom Paris later on say he never broke the warp threshold ?
 Arkroma: Lower Decks had the ambassador who kept multiplying. Strange New Worlds had the one where Spock and Pike had to convince someone to trust the federation and then TNG had Wesley yelling at the guy lol
  Pharmacistjudge: pardon?!?
 bubba0077: Star Trek and their constant misunderstanding of what evolution is
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/vtIvZnx.png
klifftryp: Going higher than Warp 9 does some very weird things.
 notthepenguins: of course evolution operating on a single individual is silly anyway but
 MungoDude: and there are animatronic versions of them on the Voyager museum
 Strebenherz: Janeway and Tom went back to human in the end so they de-volved, perfect sense 
 Omega00024: Was it funny in the moment, or in retrospect?
 BrowneePointz: Ah for Cam, apparently the Tellarites besides being Mechanically brilliant, had the blunt aggressive diplomacy style needed to break through Vulcan stoicism and Andorian pride. So kind of the cooperative glue of the founding species
anhakha: Cuts to a shot of janeway and paris on the bridge... Paris: "Should we blow up the planet?" Janeway: "..." *sigh* "...probably not... :-/"
Capriox_42: really want to go read the fanfics out there where they keep the babies
thedepthandbreadthofseth: which is worse, that episode or the murder of Tuvix.
 TheBorzoi: That's the peak of human evolution if that episode is to be believed
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 Lord_Hosk: Yes, but I wasn't going to bring that part up
Voidhawk42: Ok, so Janeway turned into a Salamander, and Picard *almost* turned into a Pigmy Marmoset. Did Kirk or Sisko ever turn into something?
 Omega00024: No no, it's DS9, not DB9
 KaleidoscopeMind: desert bus too long ago
 MungoDude: thank you Lord_Hosk
 omdorastrix: What about Sisko
anhakha: Deep Bus Nine
 falcn120: hahah
 Arkroma: Lol Space Jesus counts
 BlandSpice: Sisko got really paranoid that one time
 eshplode: He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
 Lord_Hosk: Kirk turned into other Kirk
 omdorastrix: Bridge
 raulghoulia: Sisko turned into a riot leader/bootstrap paradox
BigTheDave: oh yeah, he got put in a womans body
 BrowneePointz: A corpse lol
 Omega00024: Kirk "turned" evil, in that evil Kirk appeared.
 bytecaster: He was in the Nexus
 Myrniss: Is Tuvix the only transporter-fusion character we've had in star trek?
Spleeniop22: 
  Juliamon: You can't say force ghost!!
 TheMerricat: "• A Giant Crab (Crustacean): In the Star Trek novel Windows on a Lost World by V.E. Mitchell, Kirk and a landing party use alien portal ruins on the planet Careta and are transformed into the Kh!lict, an alien crustacean species. Kirk shares a bicameral brain with the alien body while trying to figure out how to reverse the effect."
 Gekyouryuu: I'd like to share again for anyone who didn't see it earlier: Siskos. https://i.imgur.com/nGfWNaz.png
Dr_fragenstien: kirk turned into a baby in TAS
Invitare: @Myrniss Lower Decks had an entire episode called Twovix full of them
TriseAlpha: They did both turn into energy forms once or twice. But then, who hasn't at this point?
 omdorastrix: I have a questions about that - They left the nexus on horses.... Where did the Horses Go?
ButterBall000: Kirk turned old in TOS
anhakha: @Myrniss We've had the opposite a couple times. Both with Riker, and with Boimler.
omegamarkel:   
 TheMightyGerg: What changed?
 bytecaster: @ButterBall000 That happens to all of us though
Dr_fragenstien: @TheMightyGerg he couldn't reach the controls 
  LRRbot: Andoria | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
 eshplode: @Gekyouryuu Brilliant
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Sisko becomes a god.  Kirk Quetioned gd's need of a starship.
  LRRbot: Risa | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
 Myrniss: @Invitare huh, how do i not rememeber that episode 0_o
  LRRbot: Open Communications [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. / Beam me up {2}{U}
anhakha: Riker? I barely knew her.
  LRRbot: Battle-Scarred Survivalist [1B] | Creature — Klingon Scout [1/1] | Menace / Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Dr_fragenstien: wait who won the last game?
TriseAlpha: Oh, a Strange New Worlds deck, eh? Neat
anhakha: EVERYONE
BigTheDave: Famke Jansen
 Mr_Bitterness: Stupid sexy Riker
 Lord_Hosk: Ensign Ro?
  LRRbot: Xindi Surveyors [2G] | Creature — Xindi Scientist [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 Strebenherz: oh jesus
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TriseAlpha: She did try once...
 TheMightyGerg: Lwaxana would be is SUCH trouble
 notthepenguins: oh MAN
 BrowneePointz: I’m sure Lwaxana thought about it
 TheMerricat: Which would Troi be pissed off at more? Mom or Will?
 TheMightyGerg: I mean... she TRIED.
  LRRbot: Nyota Uhura, Communications [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/4] | Hailing Frequencies — As Nyota Uhura enters, choose a number between 0 and 10. / Open a Channel — Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value equal to the chosen number, you draw a card.
anhakha: the hand only has 3 fingers
 Arkroma: Worf would have run off with Deanna lol
anhakha: i think it's an Edosian
TriseAlpha: Open hailing frequencies!
 theambivalentagender: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastySmoothApeUnSane-OdBDzDd77RYDIH30
 Arkroma: Paramount plus is harder to sit down and watch sometimes
  LRRbot: Enterprise NX-01 [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [4/3] | When Enterprise NX-01 enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
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 Decaped: as the founders of fanfiction would say: Fill your holes with Star Trek
 BrowneePointz: It’s okay Graham. The Voyager writers had holes in their Star Trek knowledge at times as well
loufghyslaufey: Uh...
anhakha: Alas, Ao3 is down right now.
  LRRbot: Federation Probe [U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
 theambivalentagender: @TheMerricat Will would going into f-ing hiding, her mom would be in her face about it.
 bytecaster: Before you probe, please ask for consent
  Juliamon: It's been a very, very busy year. And Paramount doesn't make watching their shows easy.
 raulghoulia: we were all busy thinking about Lwaxana and Will
anhakha: how many bits to fire the judges?
 BrowneePointz: We were busy trying to fill Trek Holes like Lwaxana
 LRRMTG_Judge: you can try. 
 LRRMTG_Judge: Please do not fire the judges - Natedogg
BigTheDave: Friendship 1?
 ErynTzun: Oh hai  how's  the Star Trekkin across the universe
klifftryp: amusingly enough still I think Lwaxana's best episode was in DS9, too.
 BrowneePointz: BU7-PLG1
Capriox_42: @LRRMTG_Judge fire them from what?
Sogheim: I really like the Federation Probe design
 r10pez10: how many bits to call the judges fire
 raulghoulia: V'ger
 bubba0077: it's an early Earth warp probe
JunieJazz: "There's coffee in that nebula."
Sogheim: need more cheap surveil
 Redbassist: 
 bubba0077: wait no, I thought it said Friendship One
anhakha: Whatever episode had Odo and Lwaxana stuck in a lift, that episode was peak lwaxana.
klifftryp: Exactly!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz No, it's the 8V77.  easy to confuse.
BigTheDave: It was peak Odo too
 Viewers_Like_You: Using the transporter to un-de-evolve someone is pretty on point, actually
 Molladia: Isn't that probe the war AI that got lost until Be'lana repaired it? and it almost blew up the ship?
Sogheim: @anhakha when she took off the wig? ugh, the vulnerability of that moment!
 theambivalentagender: I'm still sad we never got (afaik) an episode with Q and Lwaxana giving Picard a migraine together
 MungoDude: might be a multi-spatial probe?
 Shadowsoflife: @anhakha that was I think mid s1 or early s1
 SketchyDetails: @thedepthandbreadthofseth it probes the rear quadrant
 BrowneePointz: Picard’s head would have exploded
TriseAlpha: I can't believe I'm only just finding out her name is spelled "Lwaxana"
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @SketchyDetails you can tell the difference because of the base.  one is used in deep space...
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 ErynTzun: There is a famous book with both Q and Lwaxanna in it
anhakha: They would have hated each other... and then probably hooked up.
TriseAlpha: Mama Troi and Q would get competitive over Picard and y'all know it.
anhakha: And still hate each other after.
 Lord_Hosk: As I recall a half klingon half human woman can fit inside a class 8 probe with all the components stripped out to make room for a life support system
  LRRbot: Subcommander T'Pol [2U] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Scientist [3/1] | Flash / When Subcommander T'Pol enters, choose one — / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Tap up to one target artifact or creature. Put a stun counter on it.
 ErynTzun: There is an audio book of it too it's called Q in Law
 Simonark: Peter David’s Q In Law. Lwaxana memorably picks up an axe at one point.
 theambivalentagender: @ErynTzun omg I need to get it
 BrowneePointz: T’pol! Gosh she deserved more than what the writers gave her
 TheMerricat: @ErynTzun You know they came up with that title first then wrote the plot 
  LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
 theambivalentagender: @Simonark Peter david wrote it? Oh shit I need to get it
BigTheDave: No kill like overkill
 ErynTzun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q-in-Law
Sogheim: T'Pol having the same stats as Kai Wynn bothers me a little
Capriox_42: i love think about the nebula Janeway says there’s coffee in is a living nebula
 Viewers_Like_You: Poor Paul
 ErynTzun: Yes it is awesome
 TheMightyGerg: Survivalist
WriterRaven flops into chat
 plaidanddrpepper: dosn't the klingon get a counter
 theambivalentagender: T'Pol was my awakening to the realization I wasn't entirely straight
BigTheDave: @Sogheim Kai Wynn should have a higher power
TriseAlpha: Torpedo Bay: F that person in particular!
 BrowneePointz: Science Academy
 TheMightyGerg: Klingon should've seen the death and gotten bigger
 rosesmcgee: Vulcan Science Academt
 rosesmcgee: academy
 TheMightyGerg: \o/
 bubba0077: that goes all the way back to TOS
 Mr_Bitterness: Starfleet was for the roudy, out of control Vulcans
anhakha: Is it the equivalent of "I couldn't get into Cambridge or Harvard, so this is my third option?"
  LRRbot: Make It So [3U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. Target player draws two cards. / • Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token and draw two cards.
 Shadowsoflife: o/ @WriterRaven
omegamarkel: SPACE!!!
 ErynTzun: You know the person who should not have Q powers, yeah.
 pleonasticTautology: yeah, t'lyn is sent to starfleet as Literally A Punishment in lower decks
TriseAlpha: "Do the thing!"
 Viewers_Like_You: Y'know, I'm beginning to think Vulcan society may have slight undercurrents of a superiority complex
 Molladia: Graham doesn't have pronouns, he only has social media.
  LRRbot: Romulan Bird-of-Prey [1U] | Artifact — Spacecraft [4/4] | Cloaking Device — As long as this Spacecraft isn't a creature, it has hexproof. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if this Spacecraft isn't a creature, put two charge counters on it. / Station / 8+ | Flying
 omdorastrix: I read something that the vulcans that interacted with humans regularly likely had to be a bit off - being a touch-telepath around humans....
Chenderle: I like how they painted a bird on the bottom of the ship. No one paints there ships these days
 TheMerricat: So chat, what I'm getting from this PPR is you need to ensure that at least ONE of the players on each side of the table is NOT a Trekkie, otherwise they'll be too preoccupied with sharing trivia with each other over the cards that they'll never actually play the game/get the triggers right. 
  LRRbot: U.S.S. Discovery, at Black Alert [3GG] | Legendary Artifact — Spacecraft [5/5] | Whenever U.S.S. Discovery enters or attacks, discover 5. / Station / 6+ | Flying
Dr_fragenstien: I noticed! It's a very nice touch
hyalopterous: It's pretty great
Dr_fragenstien: WTF
 GedankenPalast_: D:
 Redbassist: :0
gypocalypse: Why is black alert green?
  LRRbot: Tricorder [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, surveil 1. / Equip {1}
 singinnonsense: and just 6 counter too
 BrowneePointz: Trumpeting Carnosaur that flies
 gsyhiap: It's one of the first things I noticed when I tuned in. Paul as ever has done amazing overlay work 
Voidhawk42: Play or Hand
 LRRMTG_Judge: It would actually go into the hand with discover, not the bottom of the library - Natedogg
anhakha: Cast for free or put it in your hand.
 fcloud: @TheMerricat this is what is known as an "alternate win condition"
 TheMerricat: @fcloud 
wulfram77: Because apparently cascade needed buffing
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 r10pez10: is discover very flavourful for star trek or something
 raulghoulia: Moopsy gets a bad rap
   LoadingReadyRun:  I'm particularly happy with the slight color variations within each color. Just to add some visual interest
 BrowneePointz: It can’t whiff like cascade
 Viewers_Like_You: I'm very curious whether there's significance to all of the "random" numbers on the overlay
 Redbassist: @raulghoulia It's just so hungy
 r10pez10: if paul made an ARG i wouldn't be surprised
Dr_fragenstien: @LoadingReadyRun it is a great touch!
  LRRbot: V'Ger, the Intruder [6U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [5/7] | Flying / Whenever V'Ger enters or attacks, choose one — / • Look at target opponent's hand, then draw a card. / • Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0 until your next turn.
Xaunaught: @LoadingReadyRun it genuinely looks beautiful great job!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Viewers_Like_You can you read the numbers?
 TheMerricat: @Viewers_Like_You Well, 1337 and 420... 
 Molladia: V'ger whats that from
RuiFaleiro: There's a 1337 and 420 69 over by Graham's frame
 gsyhiap: @LoadingReadyRun On my 4K screen I can. Doubtful on mobile
hyalopterous: First movie
 Viewers_Like_You: @LoadingReadyRun Most of them! The top one is either LCARS 23450 or 23490, but all the rest are fully legible
Dr_fragenstien: I'm glad we get V'Ger and that it's massive
gypocalypse: It was the old Voyager space craft coming home with extra bits.
 googoltudoris: paul, can y'all just like keep this overlay forever? i'd be ok with this overlay for jackbox or crapshots
 Myrniss: @LoadingReadyRun on my 1080p monitor i can see 1337 01 next to He/Him under Graham Stark. Everything else is too difficult for me
   LoadingReadyRun: most of the numbers have some significance 
 ErynTzun: V'ger is Voyager
 TheMerricat: As far as I can tell Cori and Graham's numbers are the same. So if you can't read one side, try the other side with a different color. 
Voidhawk42: It's like the size of the moon
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 raulghoulia: the cloud around Vger is 1  AU
 bubba0077: originally it was like 80 AU
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: good Star Trek is not soft sci-fi.
 ErynTzun: Star Trek is written by writers not always the best consulting
 TheMerricat: "• In the original theatrical release, dialogue from Commander Branch on Epsilon IX states the cloud is 82 astronomical units (AU) in diameter (roughly 12.2 billion kilometers)."
 TheMerricat: "In the later Director’s Edition, the dialogue was edited down to 2 AU in diameter (the distance between the Sun and a point between Mars and Jupiter)."
TriseAlpha: Don't worry. It's bigger on the inside. 
 omdorastrix: They spent about as much time inside VGER as they did for the Reveal of the ship at the beginning of the movie
Dr_fragenstien: 2 AU is still pretty ridiculous
 r10pez10: is vger just dominaria
 Molladia: oh TOS and Motion picture are the only Trek I haven't seen
 gsyhiap: 80AU is like 10 light hours
 bubba0077: 1 AU is the size of Earth's orbit
 ErynTzun: I have never made it all the way through STTMP, I fall asleep no matter what time of day it is.
hyalopterous: Or the entirety of Earth orbit
  LRRbot: Dominion Saboteur [4U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [3/3] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it isn't legendary. If you do, it enters with additional counters on it equal to the same number and kinds of counters the copied permanent has on it.
 TheMightyGerg: But Cori! Where are the WHALES?!
 tdapenguin: @bubba0077 radius, specifally
Voidhawk42: The only thing that should be measurable in AU are Dyson Spheres. You're into "My car battery is a star" size at that stage
Uniclonus: So VGER is like the size of a Dyson Sphere?
 pleonasticTautology: @ErynTzun you need to wake up and open-palm slam TMP into your blu-ray player
 BrowneePointz: A SECOND DISCOVERY!?
kusinohki: 1st episode of enterprise mentioned how long it took to go to saturn and back.  I knew someone who used that to calculate the speed of warp 5...
anhakha: Can discover 5 again.
Dr_fragenstien: I kinda wish V'Ger had annihilator but I completely understand why that's not a thing to put in this set
 raulghoulia: @Uniclonus just the cloud Around V'ger
 ErynTzun: And I cannot stand 60s acting so I've only seen maybe two episodes of TOS in full
 Dromos_GHG: this changeling is a starship
  LRRbot: D'Vana Tendi, Optimistic Ensign [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Orion Scientist [2/4] | {T}: Untap another target permanent. / {3}: Surveil 1.
 Redbassist: Tendi 
 DiscordianTokkan: Tendi!
 Shadowsoflife: TENDI
 BrowneePointz: Cori’s deck rules
unleashenlightenment: go Cori!
 Bugberry: I wonder how Voyager compares to the City in BLAME.
 LadyCapuIet: Does the copy enter as a creature? it doesnt have teh station counters, right?
itsAnnaMargaret: Tendi is the best!
 TheMightyGerg: Star Trek computer chimes in: "PLaying... Take Five."
 pleonasticTautology: i LOVE tendi 
 BrowneePointz: @LadyCapuIet enters with counters that thing has
 googoltudoris: chat i think my game is broken, how do i get tendi and liara to date?
  LRRbot: Genesis Effect [4R] | Instant | Genesis Effect deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy target land you control. Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 ErynTzun: @pleonasticTautology I do not own any Trek older than TNG 
unleashenlightenment: @ladycapuiet it enters with the same kind and amount of counters
 TheMightyGerg: Tapped
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 LadyCapuIet: oh i havent seen that the saboteur just does that, my bad
 pleonasticTautology: @ErynTzun rent-by-mail from scarecrow video?
 ErynTzun: KHAAAAAAN
 BrowneePointz: Hehe genesis reference
 ErynTzun: Check out this Genesis we did
 TheMerricat: I think the Federation might have issue with that.
 LRRMTG_Judge: sadly all new planet share the name new planet
 tdapenguin: @googoltudoris it's just like when playing dollies -- you put their cards right next to each and say smoochy-smoochy
 CnCPOWERHOUR: Finally able to tune, overlay looks siiiiick
 Shadowsoflife: GENI!
 BrowneePointz: Not as large as Planet Killer from the commander deck
  LRRbot: Starfleet Security [R] | Creature — Human Officer [1/1] | Haste / When this creature dies during your turn, investigate.
unleashenlightenment: @lrrmtg_judge you mean thankfully, the token creep was mentioned by Gavin
  LRRbot: Cloistered Telepath [1U] | Creature — Talosian Advisor [2/1] | Flash / When this creature enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 ErynTzun: @tdapenguin The saying goes now kiiiissss
Dr_fragenstien: New Planet tokens should have the ability "This token doesn't share a name with any other land" 
   LoadingReadyRun: V'Ger, 2 AU in length. Defeated by 7 squirrels
  LRRbot: He's Dead, Jim [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Surveil 1.
 Redbassist: But is his brain completely smooth
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @unleashenlightenment I was the token creep in my HS friend gorup.
 MungoDude: 
  LRRbot: Sarek, Federation Ambassador [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Vulcan Advisor [0/5] | Federation — At the beginning of combat on your turn, draw a card for every five creature types among non-Borg creatures you control. If you draw three or more cards this way, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
  LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
 Strebenherz: crimes picard
TrivialEncounters: Graham that is not bear force 3
 Bugberry: Just don't try to reanimate your opponent's creatures with Kenrith.
TrivialEncounters: Someone boo garham
 bubba0077: you should be able to tap a whale to bounce V'ger
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 Strebenherz: you've got this Cam
 Redbassist: Let qaos reign
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: been nice knowing you, humans
 bytecaster: Great timing
 raulghoulia: lol
 tdapenguin: kathleeeeeeen!!@@!!!!
 Vinewood_OG: "The trial never ends!"
Brahms_IV: lmaoooo
 ErynTzun: Oh Diana Duane wrote some novels with the Enterprise D crew in the alternate universe
SirKerrick: Turnaround...every now and then Cam plays a PPR and says something by mistake...turnaround...
 Molladia: what an entrance
BigTheDave: I wanna watch this but it's past midnight here
ace_destroyah: The shirts are amaizing was that made by LRR or is there a place to buy that or just  cosplay pieces?
 tdapenguin: @BigTheDave sleep well! the vods have your back!
 bubba0077: still laughing at "Computer, arch"
 ErynTzun: Diane Duane*, sorry on bus, very bumpy hard not to typo
ace_destroyah: Cam is 100% in sector 31
@violentfrog_: lol de evolved
@clinto767: why!!!!?????
@clinto767: fired!
@clinto767: u fired u fired and eveyone is fired!!! lol end of stream lol
@BIL9000: I think it's a class 9 probe?
@clinto767: enrgize!
@clinto767: black alert, like or no like?
@clinto767: rt! thought that when i was like 7 watching the movie
@clinto767: lol
@sandmanlives3: Can’t stay, but I love this!
@sandmanlives3: You’re all doing great!
@violentfrog_: go cameron!
@violentfrog_: we're all pullin for ya
@BIL9000: Qthleen ominously wanders into frame
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindPolishedTriangleNotATK-Udy5p1LrwMLlLW_K
 Strebenherz: @ace_destroyah online places, the q outfit might have history to it?  might be the same one they used years before for desert bus
 Molladia: I'm so glad there isn't anything from Section 31
ace_destroyah: Yes the Q one is a full on "thing" but even in the Precon Reveal video Graham's shirt looked like an actual shirt and not a costume, really neat
 bubba0077: there is, you just don't know it
 bubba0077: they're very sneaksy
 DeM0nFiRe: I thought the desert bus q costume was given away as a prize but maybe I made that up?
ace_destroyah: @Molladia That's how you know there is! Who's in the last game ? Cam and Kathleen, famous Dimir agents, its all connected
 Strebenherz: @DeM0nFiRe i claim no knowledge up to date ness on my end
 bubba0077: Lemme check with the rest of VST
 ErynTzun: I have several Star Trek costumes they used to sell in the 90s, used to see a ton of things like Picards jacket at cons
WriterRaven: Qthleen!
  Juliamon: Star Trek has been a prominent pop culture thing for long enough and the uniforms are functional enough that it's not hard to imagine them being quite easy to find, either online or at cons
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Qthleen, you look AMAZING!
 googoltudoris: MY Q(ueen)!
 ErynTzun: Nice outfit Kathleen 
 MrPipboy3000: Ok Kathleen judging us from on high like the mighty Q is perfect
 ArchRequiemD: That costume is awesome
 Strebenherz: !prerelease
SirKerrick: I do like curry
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 cmdrud87: Kathleen looks amazing, if slightly uncomfortable
 ErynTzun: Don't kill us Q
 Viewers_Like_You: Mmm, curry f(l)avour
 Omega00024: Qathleen
 Zombie_Spacer: Qathleen is pretty good 
 insanecat6mtg: 
 ErynTzun: Qathleen is easier to say
 questionablchoices: kathleen that is amazing
 Strebenherz: all hail Q.
 sporkraptor: and Quameron
Capriox_42: Quackleen?
  Juliamon: dang, now I'm regretting not getting a chicken curry wrap yesterday (went with butter chicken)
  LRRbot: Qo'noS | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 DeM0nFiRe: Ok so I didnt make it up, it was given away lol
loufghyslaufey: Wut The- "K"!?
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ace_destroyah: Maybe in North America and UK but rest of europe its either online with shipping costs or non-existent .
 Bugberry: worth every penny
AMuseOfFirebane: Hi Qathleen, costume owners here and watching!
 Lord_Hosk: It has a moon, so this is Pre-boom
Uniclonus: The Never-Ending Sacrifice? The classic of Cardassian literature?
loufghyslaufey: CHAT, WERE "Q'D"! (ITS "K"!)
 jarnatan: The First City of the Klingon Imperial Empire!
wulfram77: Isn't it a new Qonos or did I make that up?
 raulghoulia: Qapla
  LRRbot: Brad Boimler, Eager Ensign [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever Brad Boimler becomes tapped, until end of turn, if one or more counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.
 pleonasticTautology: BOIMS
 tdapenguin: @AMuseOfFirebane thanks for lending it b/c her entrance was amazing 
 Molladia: Next Cameron will explain why Klingons had smooth heads
 DiscordianTokkan: Jack!
josh___something: Boimler?!
 NonjaBiru: Boims!
 Omega00024: LOWER DECKS! LOWER DECKS!
WotC_Matt: Boimgasm
 Mr_Bitterness: "I'm a natural passanger!"
 BrowneePointz: Oh hey his next game just got delayed to May
anhakha: does he station for 2 or 3? @LRRMTG_Judge
ace_destroyah: Lower decks lower decks !!!
 Vinewood_OG: Lower decks! Lower decks!
 raulghoulia: theyre in the background of each others cards
  LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target Spacecraft. Activate only as a sorcery.
loufghyslaufey: Aw, what! Why are they not animated?
ace_destroyah: Let's go Boims!
 GasCityGaming: where can one watch lowerdecks nowadays? aside from the seas?
 cmdrud87: Cam is kinda wearing the Wesley Crusher memorial sweater.
 Lord_Hosk: Boimler has the best line in Star Trek when he swung his leg over Pikes Saddle and said "RRRRRRiker"
WotC_Matt: It’s SNW Boimlet
 pleonasticTautology: @GasCityGaming the complete series is available as a blu-ray set
0x6772: @wulfram77 You might be conflating with Qo'onos being destroyed in The Burn, and then a very similar planet becoming the new Klingon home world (in the "in the future" portion of Discovery).
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Fun fact for all of us who remember the 80's and 90's - Boiler is voiced be the son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid.
 Gekyouryuu: @loufghyslaufey presumably from their appearance in Strange New Worlds, but they ARE animated on the Those Old Scientists saga
  LRRbot: Kira Nerys, Firebrand [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Bajoran Soldier [4/3] | Trample / If a creature you control would enter while you control an attacking creature, instead it enters tapped and attacking. / Whenever another creature you control enters, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 raulghoulia: this card is nuts
 LRRMTG_Judge: @anhakha 3  
loufghyslaufey: @GasCityGaming ...pretty much the sieze.
 ErynTzun: We don't need novels for bad news about the planet it's canon.In 3069, it was devastated in the Burn, forcing a mass exodus from the planet. (SA: "Vox In Excelso")
 Strebenherz: @GasCityGaming paramount has it
loufghyslaufey: Or sieges
 Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth he also plays Clark Kent/Superman in My Adventures with Superman
 BrowneePointz: @GasCityGaming looks like paramount YouTube premium and prime?
 GasCityGaming: Thanks all!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jack Quaid, the world's least overcompensated nepo baby.
 Omega00024: another plus one plus one plus one card?
  LRRbot: Targ Wrangler [2R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [5/3] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if this creature attacked this turn, sacrifice a nonland permanent.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gekyouryuu And Feinman in Oppenheimer (he doesn't say much, but he does play the bongos).
   LoadingReadyRun: What's up Targ Wranglers!
 ArcOfTheConclave: if you twiddle boinler, his trigger stacks, right?
 BrowneePointz: On the one hand I’m sad Jack Quaid’s god of war game just got delayed, but it DOES come out almost exactly on my birthday now
 googoltudoris: i never thought about boimler and geordi kissing, but now i am
 pleonasticTautology: LOL
ace_destroyah: Boims has the best monologue when in the Career fair he beats the Bus out of everybody while explaining how starfleet just wants to study black holes but it has to go into wars to protect the people
 Vinewood_OG: Get Targed, idiot.
 NapalmSideburns: Targ, you're it!
WotC_Matt: I feel like Kathleen would be in a better spot to confirm if it was Kathleen flavor text.
 Omega00024: um ackshually it would be KR
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun Please, this is MtG.  We're targ barglers!
 raulghoulia: What are you going to do, Targ me?
 Gekyouryuu: question: are Targ Wranglers jeans FOR Targs or jeans MADE FROM Targs?
loufghyslaufey: @googoltudoris Stay out of the holodeck!   
  QuixoticScrivener: !findquote wrangle
  LRRbot: Quote #7228: "Just wait until we try to wrangle that eyeball mattress." —Cori [2020-09-21]
loufghyslaufey: Sorry.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gekyouryuu yes
 pleonasticTautology: @Gekyouryuu they're made out of the people the targs maul
 djalternative: @Gekyouryuu the first one's funnier
  LRRbot: Ghost of Illyria [3W] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
loufghyslaufey: I'm familiar wirh those... "holodeck episodes"...
   LoadingReadyRun: @Gekyouryuu If a targ wore jeans, how would it wear them?
OmegaPlatinum: Hey I just got here have I missed anyt-... hey Kathleen what
 Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun not for long
 Shadowsoflife: @loufghyslaufey or don't
 NapalmSideburns: Thickerwisp
ace_destroyah: Is this Targ wrangler from Lower decks?
  LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Until end of turn, they become Warriors in addition to their other types and gain haste.
 Shparky2197: Back from blood test
WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun Very carefully.
unleashenlightenment: cmc
 Viewers_Like_You: "Captain's Log, Stardate... round 6. Everything is fine."
 googoltudoris: @loufghyslaufey hey, if reg barclay can... actually you know what nevermind i'm not finishing that thought
ace_destroyah: Quick Qathleen turn them into babies
 DiscordianTokkan: Kira comes back, in a Space Pine box
 Gekyouryuu: now I have "Stardate SG-1" stuck in my head
 Vinewood_OG: @DiscordianTokkan Deep Space Pine you say?
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 SketchyDetails: HAH. Imagine MTGxStargate
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @SketchyDetails Amonkhet?
 Vinewood_OG: @SketchyDetails I cast "In the middle of my backswing?"
ace_destroyah: @SketchyDetails Thats basically Lower DecksxStrange New Worlds
Sogheim: @SketchyDetails P90's everywhere
 Gekyouryuu: @Vinewood_OG LOVE that episode
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Vinewood_OG "... magnets..."
 tdapenguin: @Vinewood_OG best episode
  LRRbot: Troubling Tribbles [2W] | Creature — Tribble [0/1] | This creature can't block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
Dr_fragenstien: yeah blocking seems like a great way to get blown out
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loufghyslaufey: @googoltudoris Its totally against starfleet crew ethics, cuz of course it was. Especially in Barclay's case.
 googoltudoris: @Vinewood_OG where did you think they got all those Captain's Logs?
 tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth maybe he read the report?????
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emperorchampion: It’s happening !
KWardJenx: @Vinewood_OG You voiced my first thought on the subject.
  LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
 Natedogg2: That's the trouble with tribbles.
 Strebenherz: F
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
PorpoisesUnknown: I know nothing about Star Trek why is Kathleen dressed like Rita Repulsa from the power rangers? I kid btw 
anhakha: NOW you sacrifice the warp core...?
anhakha: not for "Eject the Warp Core"?
emperorchampion: It’s no longer happening
 SketchyDetails: @Vinewood_OG 3uu, Instant Restart the turn. (Empty the stack. Begin a new turn with a new untap step)
ace_destroyah: Wow Qathleen just turned back time
Sogheim: Tribbles eat just about anything and they're born pregnant
@old_scratch666: Hail Satan Kill God
@violentfrog_: Great PPR, lotsa fun
@violentfrog_: Instead of taking the break to learn and to grow, Cameron has SQUANDERED it
 @LRRbot: Qo'noS | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
@mikedicesare7460: Love Q-athline’s outfit!
@BillyStidham: Coming across this in a vertical live feels like the future and the past.
@BillyStidham: So on par with Star Trek o guess
@pharmacistjudge: build your own slave of bolas
@violentfrog_: Classffffff
@violentfrog_: shovel them in like coal
 Gekyouryuu: @PorpoisesUnknown she's actually dressed like the witch Bandora from Kyouryuu Sentai Zyuranger (I also kid)
 Its_VeeBot: There's no card for a blue plastic barrel, is there?
Voidhawk42: Tribbles are basically fluffy locusts. They bring famine and starvation
  LRRbot: Plasma Cascade [2R] | Instant | Plasma Cascade deals 3 damage to any target. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
 Vinewood_OG: @SketchyDetails 
Voidhawk42: The Klingons were right to slaughter them
loufghyslaufey: @PorpoisesUnknown You utter foo! Where Kathleen!? That's "K!"   
PorpoisesUnknown: @Gekyouryuu I legit don't know anything about Trek though lol so I'm unsure of all the references
 tdapenguin: @Sogheim which really raises some questions about genetic variation within the species
loufghyslaufey: *fool!
 BrowneePointz: He canonically is talented
  LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
Voidhawk42: Q has turned up on lower decks, and is immediately shouted at until he ran off to pester Picard
  LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / 8+ | Flying
anhakha: I feel Q would feel over-smothered by Boimler
 Its_VeeBot: Ba
 Gekyouryuu: @PorpoisesUnknown short version: Kathleen is dressed in one of the outfits of the character Q, whose actor played Discord in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and I was making a joke about the character from Super Sentai who was turned into Rita Repulsa when the footage was used for Power Rangers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tdapenguin The one thing I don't love is how much the fiction accepts O'Neils "just a big dummy" act.  Airforce Colonels have post graduate degrees.
anhakha: Boimler would constantly be asking Q what the other captains are like?
 ErynTzun: I only know just enough about Magic to understand what is going on, but I know a lot about Star Trek TNG and after, and the movies.
Voidhawk42: The general Lower Decks canon is that Q will just piss off if you don't tolerate his bull-honkey
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
  LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
 BrowneePointz: Remember when Boimler gets stuck in a loop trying to get a perfect simulation score when his first attempt was already well within the 90th percentile!
 tdapenguin: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh yeah, he's obviously sharp.
 googoltudoris: @loufghyslaufey "computer, why didn't you inform me of this gross violation of starfleet regulation and *members of our crew*?" "[beedoop] an exhaustive search of my records show no indication of me being programmed to be a ffffing snitch"
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey Prosper that "K" doesn't acknowledge you, or any of Chat... mistaking her for... resembling a mortal?
ace_destroyah: Theres an episode the Q shows up in the end and Mariner is like "get out of here nobodys got time for your shenanigans right now!" best way to deal with a Q
PorpoisesUnknown: @Gekyouryuu thank you! I understand the lore better now. I appreciate that
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Voidhawk42: @thedepthandbreadthofseth He's sharp, but he has that unshakable understanding that if he shows it, the military might make him do something with it.
 Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth one of my favorite bits in the show was O'Neil matter of factly name dropping "accretion disc" in regard to a black hole and surprising Daniel
 ErynTzun: QQQQQathleen
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 BrowneePointz: Sisko slugged him
 Viewers_Like_You: @Gekyouryuu Look, he doesn't have that telescope on his roof just to creep on his neighbours!
 BrowneePointz: And that was that
ace_destroyah: Encounter at LRRPoint Part 2
Lysander_salamander: A boxing match...
 Vinewood_OG: "I'm not Picard!"
 cmdrud87: That chess was definitely Riker
  Pharmacistjudge: Queth-leen?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ: 
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 hidingbox: Q choosing Magic: The Gathering is a choice
 googoltudoris: meanwhile, cameron- "am i sure i want to defend humanity?"
 Strebenherz: Yeah this is cam lore accurate
 ErynTzun: Sisko don't deal with shit like that he's got to much else going on
 bytecaster: yes
 Strebenherz: yes
Boon_33: YES
 Gekyouryuu: yes
Lysander_salamander: yest
ace_destroyah: Yes
 falcn120: yes
 BrowneePointz: A species of godlike beings
Dr_fragenstien: 
 Viewers_Like_You: Q is a Q named Q
 gibbousm: yes
 pleonasticTautology: yes
Boon_33: YEP
 Strebenherz: Q is both the individual, and the species
Spleeniop22: 
PorpoisesUnknown: Cohesive and easy to understand! lol
 tdapenguin: that is the most correct time to say 'yes' to a series of 'or's
Sogheim: I never watched Picard season 2
Wiffels_: Cathleen props for the creativity, Graham look slick in that shirt and Cam...well that sweater looks comfy
 raulghoulia: or that half human one
Voidhawk42: Q is kinda of a pronoun?
RuiFaleiro: Amanda Rogers
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 TheMightyGerg: Basically they are trickster gods.
anhakha: Flavour-wise, it would have been great to have Qathleen be both the first and last game just to mirror TNG.
Voidhawk42: They all identify as Q
Boon_33: Q is a Q, Who is called Q, Who works for the Q, until he annoys the Q.
 MrPipboy3000: Corbin Bernson was a Q
 cmdrud87: He's like a Human named Human
anhakha: Think of it like Smurf.
 ladyjessica: Quinn is a Q
loufghyslaufey: Yeah. But this one here is named, "K". (Allegedly?)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gekyouryuu at one point, he mentions that he is into astronomy
ace_destroyah: they dont have a shape
 TheMightyGerg: They can alter their image
 Gekyouryuu: they can appear as they choose
 TheMerricat: Q are implied to be one thing but split into separate personalities
 tdapenguin: canonically shapeshifters
 falcn120: They can take any form they want
  Juliamon: This is just how they look for us
 BrowneePointz: A Species.
 ErynTzun: Suzie Plakson was the best Q, also a very nice person IRL
goombalax: Riker...
 TheMightyGerg: They CAN give their power to others, though.
wulfram77: They did offer to make Riker a Q
 DeM0nFiRe: Humans can be elevated to Q, Q tried to recruit Riker
 cmdrud87: and for budget reasons
anhakha: Well, Riker briefly got given the powers of a Q, for fun.
ace_destroyah: They're like the eldrazi titans for the eldrazi we see a part of them
 BrowneePointz: Yea basically godlike, get bored often because they’re immortal and omnipotent
 The_Color_Twelve: By the dad from Psych
Boon_33: they're entities outside of our ability to Quantify entities.
 Jadaris: @TheMerricat Q is Adonalsium?
 bytecaster: "Mon Capitaine"
 ladyjessica: The second worst fate of a Q, being human
thedepthandbreadthofseth: well, Riker get's offered Q'ness.
 pleonasticTautology: mon capitaine o7
anhakha: oh, now you've made me sad Kathleen.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @anhakha technically he never got them taken away, because Q was just waiting for him to crack and use the powers to admit he needs them
 raulghoulia: they woke up in bed together
  Pharmacistjudge: A03 has strong opinions about Q
 TheMightyGerg: BORED space gods
 cmdrud87: Sadly, Ian McKellan never made it to TNG
Voidhawk42: Beyond Time and Space. But not beyond pettiness
Sogheim: the Q civil war bothered me
Boon_33: like an onion
 Mattmitchell45: Time Lords, less violent
 Bugberry: Ironically not like the Original Series episode with the literal Greek gods.
  Pharmacistjudge: I always saw him like Mister Mxyzptlk to Superman
wulfram77: But I don't think Apollo is one of them
 ErynTzun: @cmdrud87 That would have been so cool to have both he and Patrick together on that show
 Bugberry: Or the Great Gazoo
Boon_33: we're weird to the Q
 TheMightyGerg: And on the bright side, they DON'T need a starship (Star Trek 5 reference)
aerohydra: we're made of meat
 BrowneePointz: And the Q get SO bored
 MrPipboy3000: we're weird and they're bored
TotallyNotaBeholder: Tasty tasty scenery
 BrowneePointz: And he got real hot as he got older
Voidhawk42: Q thinks we have "promise" and we're not boringh
Uniclonus: I think it was said that the Q's interest in humanity was because humanity had to potential to one day surpass the Q
PorpoisesUnknown: I always thought the 'que' was a Britishism for the word 'line'
 googoltudoris: @Pharmacistjudge gesundheit
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and if you like Q and want more John DeLancie, he is by far the best part of Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void
anhakha: Tim Curry would have made an AMAZING Q...
 pleonasticTautology: discord from MLPFIM is functionally q and de lancie plays him the same
Boon_33: nomm scenery nom.
 Lord_Hosk: Sisko punched him, and Janeway kissed him
 ErynTzun: How annoying can you be? Times that by 100
ace_destroyah: Worf fighting the Q is always funny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, they hate the Elurrians for some reason...  possibly resistant  to their powers.
 Gekyouryuu: I always headcanoned that in MLP:FiM his name is spelled DisQord
 Bugberry: !card discord
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 ErynTzun: Discord hah
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 jhmv: how old in Penelope
 BrowneePointz: When Picard was coming out I was NOT expecting De Lancie to have turned into a Silver Daddy I’m NGL
 Viewers_Like_You: John de Lancie was also a villain in a few episodes of Stargate SG-1
  LRRbot: Qo'noS | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 Bugberry: !card discord, lord of disharmony
  LRRbot: Discord, Lord of Disharmony [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Chimera [3/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.
ButterBall000: I have a theory that the Borg assimilating humanity was what ultimately undid the Borg as a major threat
 Gekyouryuu: @jhmv 11 or 12? iirc
 Shadowsoflife: @jhmv many
  LRRbot: Orion | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
 jhmv: I'm turning to dust
 tdapenguin: @ButterBall000 i could see that
  LRRbot: Tal Shiar Operative [1B] | Creature — Romulan Officer Spy [2/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, choose one — / • Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn. / • Surveil 1.
hyalopterous: In Heroes of the Storm De Lancie voices a character that has an ability called Dis
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 SFSMaus: Kathleen as Q doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
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 googoltudoris: no takebacksies
ace_destroyah: is it  read : Qwonos or Kronos
 falcn120: @hyalopterous wait which character does he voice in HotS?
  LRRbot: Savvy Profiteer [1R] | Creature — Ferengi Rogue [2/1] | {T}: Add {R}. / {3}, {T}: Create a Treasure token.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: why not?  he's always been a weird evil hottie.
ButterBall000: It introduced too much individualaity to the collective
hyalopterous: Discord strike that is bound to Q by default
WriterRaven: I love that Firaxis got Jonathan Frakes, John de Lancie, and Marina Sirtis to voice characters in the XCOM 2 expansion.
Sogheim: Brunt. F C A
  LRRbot: Melkotian Adjudicator [2U] | Creature — Melkotian Advisor [2/1] | Flying, vigilance / Whenever you face a dilemma, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @falcn120 He's Alarak, (eventual) highlord of the Tal'Darim subfaction of Protoss
ButterBall000: Qonos vs Kronos
coriolis_storm: @ace_destroyah Depends on which era
goombalax: Kwonos UwU
ace_destroyah: Thank you!
 ErynTzun: Qo'noS, alternatively spelled as Q'onoS (TLH: [q͡χoʔ.noʂ]), and transliterated to Kronos (EN: [ˈkɹoʊnɒs]) in English
 SketchyDetails: Qo'nos? Is that the place with that does the toasted subs?
 omdorastrix: Shakespeare is better in the original Klingon.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Death to Qo'nos.
 falcn120: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa oh man, I never caught that. Does he also do the voice for Alarak in sc2?
 raulghoulia: We've got a pepper bar!
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
 Its_VeeBot: Something something Homestar Runner
 BrowneePointz: D’ghor is a bloodletter, D’bush is a D’cider that made the D’,cisions
 Gekyouryuu: @SketchyDetails founded on the Klingon homeworld: Quiznos
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @falcn120 yep, and he is by far the best part of Legacy of the Void
 ErynTzun: @SketchyDetails Qiz-qo'nos, watch out for the squirming sandwiches
 Bugberry: send the Tribbles on a support mission
Sogheim: @Gekyouryuu They've got a pepper bar
ace_destroyah: I say it written but Next Gen they say "Kro" but subtitles say "Qo'o" . Didnt know it changed liked the foreheads
anhakha: G!
hackingducks: ehhh, never been a fan of quiznos. their meat tastes like targ
  LRRbot: Obsidian Order Operative [3B] | Creature — Cardassian Officer Spy [2/5] | Whenever you face a dilemma, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 falcn120: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa oh man, I recently replayed sc1 and broodwar, but stopped after doing maybe a 3rd of WoL
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ace_destroyah: OmniLands
  Juliamon: oh no 'bis, twitch did you dirty
   Anubis169: ok that one landed
  LRRbot: Dahar Master [3R] | Creature — Klingon Warrior [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
  LRRbot: Khan, Despot by Design [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [5/4] | Trample / When Khan enters, he deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature your opponents control.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @falcn120 SC is my jam but I think if you play 2, it's for the mechanics and not a lot else unfortunately. The story isn't really up the same level as the first game
 ErynTzun: KHAAAAAN
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Chat, Tal Shiar, Section 31, or Obsidian Order
 BrowneePointz: @loufghyslaufey Q is omnipotent and immortal. We know Jace was not
wulfram77: I assume chat are those random post apocalyptic hangers on Q had in the first and last episode?
   Anubis169: I swear this mobile app is maintained by tribbles
 BrowneePointz: @thedepthandbreadthofseth sec 31 is one of the worst additions to the franchise. So either of the other 2
 BrowneePointz: @Anubis169 it’s SO encrappened
anhakha: hoot hoot!
 Shparky2197: @Anubis169 I agree
  LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 GasCityGaming: yes, yes i can
 TheMightyGerg: Never stopped
 Shparky2197: Oollllopoolll
sadrobothands: Holler
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz yes... but.  wait, no.  that's correct.
 Lord_Hosk: Rabble rabble rabble
 tdapenguin: i'm so on it, cam!
 cmdrud87: didn't they off one of the witnesses?
 KaleidoscopeMind: we can try
 Its_VeeBot: Already there Cam
ace_destroyah: Section 31 theire more secretive but seem as much or more competent
 PhorrestGaze: our specialty
   Anubis169: Rabble ramble babble!
 Viewers_Like_You: tag yourself, I'm scraggly peasant
 tdapenguin: ribble rabble
 SketchyDetails: Wallah. Wallah.
 ErynTzun: I am 100% qualified to make incoherent noises and make up languages
rogerivany: Rabble robble rubble
DragaFireHawk: "incoherant noises" is my middle name
thedepthandbreadthofseth: watermellon! watermellon!
 falcn120: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I have thousands of hours playing custom maps from broodwar. I was happy that sc2 existed. Got a bunch of minis for the new minatures game and a friend was excited by Kerri. Was trying to explain to them all the sc2 lore from when I played. Forgot how wonky things got.
 Shadowsoflife: Rabble Rabble
WriterRaven: @Viewers_Like_You Faceless soldier, reporting in.
 Shparky2197: Woolooolool
 SFSMaus: Wark! Wark!
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 NapalmSideburns: Hoot and/or Holler!
 Molladia: Rhubarb rhubarb
 insanecat6mtg: mummble mummble
sadrobothands: Rabbling and rousing
 raulghoulia: the Roga Degar episode
 Shparky2197: Random sounds are fun
loufghyslaufey: @BrowneePointz I mean, or I meant "Qathleen" in particular, but okay. I get that an ordinary Q would just wipe them into utter nothingness.
  LRRbot: Ghost of Illyria [3W] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 Gekyouryuu: peas and carrots peas and carrots
Chenderle:      
 ErynTzun: Cromwell's first Star Trek role was on Star Trek: The Next Generation in 1990, in the season 3 episode "The Hunted", followed by the 1993 episode "Birthright, Part 1" as Jaglom Shrek. He also played Dr. Zefram Cochrane in Star Trek: First Contact (1996), the Star Trek: Enterprise pilot episode "Broken Bow", and the 2022 Star Trek: Lower Decks season 3 premiere episode, "Grounded". The Star Trek: Enterprise episode "In a Mirror, Darkly" reused some of the First Contact footage.[21] Cromwell also
 LanaTheRaven: If its the episode I'm thinking of, that guy's name is, I kid you not, Shrek
 tdapenguin: @Gekyouryuu oooh, are we  lipsynching now?
 ErynTzun: Cromwell also appeared in a Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode, "Starship Down", as Hanok.
 tdapenguin: carrots and peas carrots and peas
 NapalmSideburns: good Thickerwisp
 tdapenguin: toy boat toy boat toy boat
  LRRbot: Gabriel Lorca, Mirror Menace [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Officer [5/4] | Menace / Whenever you face a dilemma, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
PorpoisesUnknown: Deep Shrek 9
Dr_fragenstien: the guy who's getting shrekt?
  Pharmacistjudge: 
loufghyslaufey: Well, whatever a planeswalker would embody in a conceivable space fabric of Star Trek.
 Vinewood_OG: SOME BODY
ace_destroyah: Btw Chat if you ever want to just get a feel for the silliness of star trek check Allison Pregler videos on "choice" ST episodes from original to voyager including animation episodes, very funny
the_brainfist: Did the flicker that destroy Cameron's flyer? It's a 3/2 right?
witchyTQ: @PorpoisesUnknown thats a different movie
 BrowneePointz: Also incredible art
 jchinnock: Oh that character’s name is Biddy Blas
 BrowneePointz: Lorca’s art slaps
 Shparky2197: @jchinnock  
TruPhantomAngel: So sad we can’t say “cast Jefferey Combs” it’s so off.
 Bugberry: Cam's deck is A+B-A
 raulghoulia: Christopher Walkens character in Batman Returns is also named Shreck
ace_destroyah: @TruPhantomAngel that would be like 50 Legendaries put together
 MrPipboy3000: Second Rite range ...
  LRRbot: Common Goal [1G] | Sorcery | One or two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
 Shadowsoflife: @TruPhantomAngel I'll cast Jefferey Combs. As what? Yes
 ErynTzun: I now associate Shrek with Crocks due to SHROCK and a bird named Apollo
the_brainfist: Cam's Melkorian Adjudicator should have been destroyed by the Khan flicker, btw. Bit late now tho.
 Viewers_Like_You: Fun Fact: Jeffrey Combs is actually playing the red mana symbol in this set
  LRRbot: D-7 Battle Cruiser [1R] | Artifact — Spacecraft [3/3] | Station / 3+ | At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. / 8+ | Flying
ace_destroyah: @Viewers_Like_You aha that got me
oatmilkjesus: Omg Kathleen is the best
the_brainfist: AH, my b! Thanks for checking!
  Juliamon: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 tdapenguin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
 ghizmou: confidently wrong, the best kind of wrong
 ErynTzun: @oatmilkjesus The best Q yes
  LRRbot: Class-F Shuttlecraft [3] | Artifact — Spacecraft [2/4] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Station / 6+ | Flying, vigilance
ace_destroyah: true , I just didnt draft ships
 MrPipboy3000: Not a creature
loufghyslaufey: Silly stations
 falcn120: I really don't like how Station is at sorc speed. Makes most spacecraft seem pretty bad outside of limited
 MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Station Thoughts back in college
loufghyslaufey: @falcn120 Probably for the best
  LRRbot: Romulus | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 Shparky2197: I'm glad I often express the possibility that I might be acting confidently wrong. The joys of saying words before my brain can stop me.
cpaul2801: Greetings from Scotland! This is my first night viewing Magic on twitch!  How are you finding prerelease so far?
  LRRbot: Sylvia Tilly, Joy of Discovery [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Scientist Artificer [2/2] | When Sylvia Tilly enters, surveil 2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {1} and exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 BrowneePointz: Tilly! The cutie patootie!
hyalopterous: Tilly is great
 itomeshi: Just tuning in... and the Guinan costume is amazing.
ace_destroyah: do you guys remember Kelso from scrubs building a special shuttle to study a space phenomenon ?
 Strebenherz: @cpaul2801 howdy from the states
 tdapenguin: @cpaul2801 Welcome! it's been great  hope you enjoy yourself here
 Shadowsoflife: TILLY!
 BrowneePointz: @itomeshi Wanna try that again Ito
cpaul2801: @Strebenherz My cousins across the way 
 Shparky2197: @cpaul2801 Hello, and welcome from Aus. It's quite fun
cpaul2801: Ohhh damn! Everyone is in the house tonight 
 Strebenherz: @itomeshi she's a q!
 itomeshi: Oh, DOH!
  LRRbot: V'Ger, the Intruder [6U] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [5/7] | Flying / Whenever V'Ger enters or attacks, choose one — / • Look at target opponent's hand, then draw a card. / • Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0 until your next turn.
loufghyslaufey: @cpaul2801 Interesting? There's a Station card that Prismatic Bridges four times as many cards into play, so....     
witchyTQ: @cpaul2801 they're all very normal about this release
 Shparky2197: @cpaul2801 Both LRR and Magic have a rather diverse fan base, which is very fun
anhakha: don't forget lorca in the bin
 Micalovits: And the guy in the yard!
 Its_VeeBot: There Are Four Lifes
anhakha: He also triggers
WriterRaven: There! Are! FOUR! Lights!
 hidingbox: The reference! The reference!
 Strebenherz: https://mtg.social/TRKxLRR
 ErynTzun: Just say ENGAGE instead
  LRRbot: Gabriel Lorca, Mirror Menace [4B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Officer [5/4] | Menace / Whenever you face a dilemma, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
loufghyslaufey: Does DS9 just, Prismatic Bridge that many times?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Code for what now?
witchyTQ: @loufghyslaufey pre order i believe
  LRRbot: The Wrath of Khan [2R] | Enchantment — Saga | I — This Saga deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next combat this turn, gain control of that creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / II — You may exile a card from your hand. If you do, draw a card. / III — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken permanent of their choice.
northos: engage!
 Micalovits: KHAAAAAN
 Its_VeeBot: "Khaaaaaaaan!"
hackingducks: khaaaaaaaan!
 bytecaster: KHAAAAN!
 falcn120: @loufghyslaufey the link from the bot above, shows Wotc that LRR drives people their way and that the PPRs are good for them
ace_destroyah: khaaan
Spritz_T: different card
 GasCityGaming: khan?
  Pharmacistjudge: it's not a code.  it's just a link that  WotC uses to see if he PPR should continue to exist.
 tdapenguin: khaaaaa [pause for breath] aaaaan
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
 Strebenherz: @loufghyslaufey giving the website gives lrr "you sent people to us" info/credit/ect
Spritz_T: Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn! seems like a potent instant
WotC_Matt: Thank you for clicking the link or visiting the site or whatever it is Qathleen commanded you to do. #WotCstaff
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 WalrusOntheCourt: Wow, Qu'athleen!
  LRRbot: Consider the Prime Directive [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. Draw a card.
  Pharmacistjudge: I'm not a member of LRR.  and I like these to continue.  and I know how metric focused they are becoming
 TheMerricat: Chat would you say that Kathleen faced a ... DILEMMA there? 
  Pharmacistjudge: they meaning WoTC
loufghyslaufey: Your directive is flawed!
ace_destroyah: Cam! Humanity is counting on you!
Voidhawk42: "Annoying"
 tdapenguin: can we get the link one more time? i
 DoctorHutch: Chinese menu
WotC_Matt: The trial never ends… but this match must. Game 3 awaits!
GirlPainting: A Charming deck
Chenderle: charms were the og modals
Spritz_T: i would imagine more Hasbro than WotC
 hidingbox: I thought Liam called it charms
  Pharmacistjudge: I think he called it Lucky Charms
 MrPipboy3000: Cheesecake Factory?
 tdapenguin: right, thanks
 tdapenguin: i know how to read.....
 Mattmitchell45: "No Paul, the HEXERI!"
ace_destroyah: thats a thing? sounds so cool
 DoctorHutch: Chinese menu - all gold cards with lots of choices
 Shparky2197: Oooh, good pun
  Pharmacistjudge: Chinese menu is a different type of MTG design of gold cards
GirlPainting: Spintan Zauber
GirlPainting: Spontan
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Flyingdelorion: It's 'Hexerei' is't it?
TruPhantomAngel: How you doing Cameron? How goes deciding humanity’s fate?
 falcn120: Let go Cam, save humanity, no pressure
TruPhantomAngel: no pressure.
Chenderle: I hate when I zauber spontaneously
anhakha: Graham: "Scoop."
 KharadBanar: @Flyingdelorion The German word for Sorcery? Yes.
 tehfewl: "He doesn't know his Hexerei from his Spontanzaubers" is still one of my favorite quotes from that event
 Bugberry: I do love how OTJ Riku also specifically cares about Modal spells so I look forward to using stuff in here with them.
Flyingdelorion: Thank you @KharadBanar
 Its_VeeBot: A Space Bus through the Space Desert
Waterscorpion: Does anyone know if there is a Kevin Uxbridge card in this set? I thought that was the coolest TNG episode.
 Viewers_Like_You: "All hands, abandon ship!"
 TheMightyGerg: What does God need with a Space Bus?
Flyingdelorion: For all the marbles!
loufghyslaufey: @KharadBanar My OC name when in the world of Frieren!
  LRRbot: Jett Reno, Problem Solver [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Whenever Jett Reno becomes tapped, surveil 1. If her power is 4 or greater, instead draw a card. / Whenever you face a dilemma, put a +1/+1 counter on Jett Reno.
Flyingdelorion: For all the tribles?
Flyingdelorion: Hmm
 raulghoulia: Let's go, Tig!
 Molator: graham phones home and Q answers
  LRRbot: Hologram Janeway [2W] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Illusion Officer [3/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
 bubba0077: I love Tig
 ErynTzun: Prodigy is my second favorite new trek
  LRRbot: Melkotian Adjudicator [2U] | Creature — Melkotian Advisor [2/1] | Flying, vigilance / Whenever you face a dilemma, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
  LRRbot: Ghost of Illyria [3W] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
loufghyslaufey: Or house name, "Hexerei"
  LRRbot: Romulus | Land — Planet | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 tdapenguin: @Waterscorpion i havne't noticed one. there is a listing of all the cards from the set, somewhere
  LRRbot: Warp Core [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}, {T}: Put two charge counters on target Spacecraft. Activate only as a sorcery.
anhakha: These 2 creatures, plus the Caretaker, are sadly the only 3 mono blue creatures that care about dilemmas.
 Viewers_Like_You: This week on Un-haunt This House...
hyalopterous: Most recent Crapshot
WriterRaven: @Viewers_Like_You Ghost Touchers!
  LRRbot: Genesis Effect [4R] | Instant | Genesis Effect deals 6 damage to target creature. Destroy target land you control. Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
 TheMerricat: I understand why but I'm slightly sad that Warp Core doesn't tap for mana
Waterscorpion: @tdapenguin I wasn't seeing one specially called that, but wasn't sure if there was some generic card that referenced him.
 Redbassist: 
loufghyslaufey: So ideally, in utter flavor mechanisms, when a planet gains you 1 life, does that also mean you've found or encountered life on said "Planet"? Chat? Graham? Or Paul if also in chat?
GirlPainting: Shouldn´t that planet get destroyed after 2 movies?
  LRRbot: Eject the Warp Core [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
WriterRaven: Cameron wins on flavour grounds.
hackingducks: flavor victory if nothing else
Mindfire13: Looks like a No Man's Sky planet that has superheated storms
  LRRbot: La'An Noonien-Singh, Security [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Whenever you attack while creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature can't block this turn.
GirlPainting: Cameron, did you run cheering through the ship just like Jacks ?
  LRRbot: Seven of Nine [2UB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Scientist [2/4] | Whenever you face a dilemma, draw a card.
 Strebenherz: SEVEN OF NINE
  LRRbot: Support Mission [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. If this enchantment has five or more quest counters on it, instead put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
hyalopterous: She got Obama elected
Sogheim: don't destroy humanity, AO3 is still down
 BrowneePointz: Give Jeri Ryan a series as Captain cowards!
 TheMerricat: Kathleen really does make a great Q. 
  LRRbot: Make It So [3U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. Target player draws two cards. / • Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token and draw two cards.
loufghyslaufey: Odd, how I oddly relate with LRR better over Star Trek than over Star Wars? Well, enough Star Trek to be conversational. If only... Wiggins was here.
 Vinewood_OG: @BrowneePointz Make Star Trek Legacy!
WotC_Matt: Seven of Nine getting Obama elected is a great story you should look up if you don’t know it.
loufghyslaufey: Huh. Not bad. Not sure why it has to cost 3U though.
Chenderle: valueeee
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 cmdrud87: because instant
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loufghyslaufey: Oh, BOTH Modes draw cards!? I read that WAY off.
WotC_Matt: She’s a real (captain of the) G.
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LRRbot: DOT-7 Repair Squad [3W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Flying / {1}{W}: Untap target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
 Shparky2197: I got scared til I remembered that command
 DeM0nFiRe: He died doing what he loved: dying
 Shparky2197: I go nap b4 work. Bye all, have fun!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why DID the Discovery have weird little pig-faced not-astromech-droids
 Redbassist: @Shparky2197 PPR for hope goin strong this year
loufghyslaufey: @DeM0nFiRe Back when Red Coats were kept being done dirty?
 hidingbox: I will say, Q playing Magic with other Q using the actual characters/ships would be a thing that occurs
  LRRbot: Vengeance Mission [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more quest counters on this enchantment.
hackingducks: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa it's better if you try not to understand discovery's canon. it will hurt your mind.
hackingducks: like "detachable nacelles" wtf whyyyyy
Chenderle: nice art
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @hackingducks I love it when my ship loses power and starts drifting away in eight different directions
hyalopterous: Bin the fart
  LRRbot: The Duras Sisters [{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior [3/2] | When The Duras Sisters die, create a 2/1 red Klingon Warrior creature token with haste.
 TheMerricat: @hackingducks In theory the DOTs were introduced way back in the written fiction for TOS, in the 70's.
 BrowneePointz: Anthropological Mission(the U one) is not okay. It’s the second ever effect of its kind after Whirlwind of Thought
loufghyslaufey: I will admit, I didn't quite expect liking this PPR this much.
 Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, La'an Noonien-McQueen
  LRRbot: Worf, Intelligence Contractor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Klingon Warrior Spy [3/2] | When Worf enters, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls with mana value 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Until end of turn, they become Warriors in addition to their other types and gain haste.
loufghyslaufey: Maybe it was how certain aspects of Star Trek were conceivable as spells is what throws me off?
hackingducks: old worf
WotC_Matt: I wasn’t sure I’d like this PPR either.
  LRRbot: The Needs of the Many [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Creatures you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain hexproof until end of turn. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn. Exile The Needs of the Many.
 TheWanderingNomad: Oooh
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 ErynTzun: outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
 KharadBanar: Vengeance mission cares about Kathleen’s creatures dying?
 TheWanderingNomad: @ErynTzun We live for the one, we die for the o-oh wait wrong franchise
 TheMerricat: Chat, flavor fail. We sacrificed the Duras SISTERS. That's two. Not one. 
 ErynTzun: @TheWanderingNomad not some deeps space franchise! lmao
 LRRMTG_Judge: " Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life" 
 hidingbox: RIP humanity
 Dog_of_Myth: We had a good run.
wulfram77: Hooray!
WriterRaven: The trial of humanity is never over, Captain Stark!
 LRRMTG_Judge: I'll be the LRR head judge 
 ErynTzun: @TheWanderingNomad I mean Isil'zha veni, in Valen's name
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Good job Cam!  thanks for saving the species.
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loufghyslaufey: @TheMerricat Yet nothing of value was remotely lost to the Klingon Empire. (Probably...)
 Viewers_Like_You: I will also be at Atlanta! Looking forward to jamming so many Canadian Highlanders
g0tsherm: I blame the tokens yeeting themselves instead of crewing for humanities downfall
 TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey 
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 ErynTzun: ty Paul
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Flyingdelorion: Thank you for yet another great PPR! It was much more fun than I was expecting it to be! thanks to everyone who made this possible! It's way beyond my bedtime so see you later!!
 Arkroma: Where's Matt, I'll tell him how much I want more of this lol
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 69
 Redbassist: Sick
 KadmosTech: This was great. I knew nothing about MTG, but now I feel like have to get into this
 hidingbox: Gotta use that tape
loufghyslaufey: @Arkroma Would Wiggins crack this set?
  Pharmacistjudge: oo how bouncy
 DoctorHutch: wow that .social link does not render well in my browser
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow I did not even suspect they were practical, sick
 Strebenherz: @KadmosTech good luck!
RuiFaleiro: this is like watching TNG not in 4:3
 Vinewood_OG: Now everyone do the side lean as the studio gets hit by a torpedo!
 TheMerricat: Putty Nutty chat?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Arkroma: Hey Matt, you work at WotC... do more Pre-prereleases
 youcantlistentobuttons: Holy shoot MAtt IS so tall
 ErynTzun: Cave Diving, one of the most dangerous things to do, no no not at all scary. only10/10 spookies
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 DeM0nFiRe: Graham, no!
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hackingducks: you have too many reasons to live. go cave diving
 falcn120: oh I thought Graham wanted to get isakai'ed
 Shadowsoflife: again?
AMuseOfFirebane: So happy that the costume made it to you in time, Qathleen! Happy we could help, thanks for reaching out 
sadrobothands: "Take her not me"
Chenderle: must return to hole in ground
 ErynTzun: Underwater cave nightmare fuel
loufghyslaufey: @Arkroma Oh, that Matt. Nevermind. There's a "Matt, the First" that also "Magic'd" in LRR's history
 Arkroma: Remember if the cave starts talking to you in West Virginia... RUN
 Mr_Horrible: @AMuseOfFirebane A+ work 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mindfire13: The best part of caving is that you don't have to do it
Dr_fragenstien: more like whizzards amirite
 Vinewood_OG: Oh no, the tarp budget!
 ErynTzun: Slightly burned Spaghetti
loufghyslaufey: Hi, chat-Matt
 insanecat6mtg: I'll stick with the caves that are big enough to have stair's and/or elevators.
 DoctorHutch: really spicy, burned, pasta
 cmdrud87: now, that's a spice meat ball
hackingducks: a dish I will never understand
RuiFaleiro: Matt might be disappointed if it's not moving
Chenderle: BC escaped daylights savings?!
 Arkroma: LOL we're too Alberta now
Inkompetence: Yukon Time!
 TheMerricat: MST Is Victoria Now Mystery Science Theater Time?
  Juliamon: Chenderle The opposite, they're eternally trapped in it now
 ErynTzun: Yeah the schedule is a bit off in my calendar
99dcwolf: A friend installed Arena earlier today, was excited to watch him play a bit before I had to go to work
superdude097: It ends in the winter
 Vinewood_OG: Where do I get a cut of all this daylight we saved?
 Natedogg2: Oh, Mountain Standard Time is my time zone. Nifty.
 Redbassist: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Arkroma:  DAMN CAM
 insanecat6mtg: BC is now always synced with the majority of Arizona.
99dcwolf: CST best ST 
ThorSokar: Yea, TURNS OUT, you need to check someone else isn't already using that
 Gekyouryuu: wait... DST is when we spring forward? I thought it was the other way around, because in the fall all my stuff that triggers at Midnight EST triggers at 11pm now
 Natedogg2: I am here with you (I think I'm even in Colorado with you)
 ErynTzun: DST Started +1 hour Mar 8, 2026 DST Ended -1 hour Nov 1, 2026
 Arkroma: Cameron I sooooooo agree with you on the self inflicted whoopsie lol
 bubba0077: I've lived in all four CONUS timezones, mountain time is indeed best
DragaFireHawk: If you get Washington, please take Oregon with you
loufghyslaufey: MST? Not CST? (Coastal Standard Time) (Like what the NOPE Bros once said?)
ihlendrax: 👋 from CO, too!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @bubba0077 Hmmm . . . Central is best for television.
 Vinewood_OG: You didn't miss much. 
 Arkroma: Oh fun
 Dog_of_Myth: Book
 Vinewood_OG: Woooooooooo!
Mashamino: the aristocrats
 KadmosTech: Oops, All Commanders?
 KaleidoscopeMind: magic magic magic
 Shadowsoflife: magic magic magic
 Julian_Rogue: oh hey I got back from dinner just in time. neat that the bg effects were practical
Dr_fragenstien: one of the best streams
  Juliamon: (this particular sub-series)
 Arkroma: Mystery Commander, regular 99 sounds entertaining
loufghyslaufey: Its that long?
 RatherLargeToad: I’m hoping for Blor, the Impervious.  I hear his defenses may be impervious
 Dog_of_Myth: It is very adorable
 Vinewood_OG: CAM
iarethel0ser: Spoilers: It is adorable.
 Shadowsoflife: @loufghyslaufey and thicc>
  Juliamon: it IS adorable, and also surprisingly painful
 ErynTzun: Puppies based on RL dogs of the devs right?
 Arkroma: Lol Cameron
Sogheim: they told me all dogs go to heaven
 RatherLargeToad: It’s full of dog trauma 
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 NonjaBiru: If there are puppy ghosts does that mean not all dogs go to heaven?
 CommanderPulsar: @NonjaBiru They do. Eventually.
 KaleidoscopeMind: to...
 IanAllenBird: o7\
 Redbassist: So fast
  Juliamon: there, that looks more correct
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @NonjaBiru Some choose to become puppy satvas, and help others escape the karmic cycle.
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