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josh___something: Hello gamers
TXC2: hello LurkerSpine and josh___something welcome
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Heefnoff:
stinky? 
CabooseFails: with your leather jacket and your slicked back hair
TXC2: hello Heefnoff welcome
TXC2: Hello Adam
Heefnoff: yo!
TXC2: !patreon
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josh___something:
CabooseFails: i feel like adam would reluctantly and angrily be a good parent
LowUpsideCJ: You’re more mayoral than parental
TXC2:
Adam "the responsible one" Savidan 
kevenwith2es: I'd let Adam babysit my MR, but not my goldfish.
LowUpsideCJ: You guys are on twitch?
LowUpsideCJ: media production is a giant group project
josh___something: Does professional comedian exude class clown energy?
TXC2: "wake up honey, new type of wife guy just dropped, the home clown."
TheMerricat: James is 100% the hidden clown. The one all the class knows is pulling the pranks the teacher never catches on about.
LowUpsideCJ: I am credited on at least one film as “Guy who keeps it light on set but gets shit done” so it’s allowed when you still work hard
josh___something: Wicander halova- wait different wick
Mai_Andra: Herman Wick
Mai_Andra: can we get PoE reclassified as a fighting game?
TXC2: you should be HONOURED Chat! HONOURED!
LowUpsideCJ: Not beating the group project allegations
ItsThugDimmadome: So that's what the parade was for.
kevenwith2es: See, you'd ignore my goldfish to watch PoE news.
TXC2: CFN problem?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up chat?
TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig welcome
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why should we be honoured TXC2?
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig that Adam is here with us on the day that more info on Path of Exile 2 is being dropped
LowUpsideCJ: I finally got a new Ethernet cable so I can play again
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Ah, that's a good reason to be honoured yes
Mai_Andra:
surprised that any other game is being played at all, now that the Forever game has finally been released 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I beat one of the hardest bosses in Silksong last night and nearly screamed at ass o'clock (it was only 9:30pm my time)
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig congratulations!, which boss?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Karmelita! Silksong is my second combat game (first was Hades 2) and it took DAYS of attempts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love that boss so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: She's up there with First Sinner but the gauntlet before hand brings her down
TheMikeRobles: That's why I played Hakan in SF4. No combos. Just oil.
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig oh Gods her, yeah she's probably the 2nd hardest boss in the game, took me a LOOONG time too.
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Mai_Andra: Knuckles and Sonic: A Different Order Than Expected
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Genuinely I think they needed to think about if certain bosses NEEDED a gauntlet. I would have been ok with just the two body guards because of the lore/she is a queen but the other waves are annoying and you almost need a different build for it
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig exactly, especially after the rock boss who is ALL gauntlet.
dm818: Tama with his head in his hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Coral Tower is ASS AND A HALF. I'm doing him last (I have the other three but I want all four because I love this game) and the fact I need to do 3 FUCKING ROOMS OF 20+ ENEMIES before I can have any kind of shortcut is not ok
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig yeah it should be 2 rooms IMo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I think there should be two shortcuts, one after room 2 and one after room 3 because room 3 is basically it's own gauntlet
LowUpsideCJ: Skill disp is funnier than skill diff
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Also you can miss the shortcuts
Thefluffiestguineapig: *shortcut
TXC2: everyone clap!
LowUpsideCJ: I agree; it should be widely adopted
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Flamennight: good ol rubber toes
CaptainDaks: revisiting the texts?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam I'm not going to be able to hear the real lyrics now, thanks
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CabooseFails: youths?
cyclopsboi: "wow adam is so great"
ManWithTheMask13: wow Adam's so great
Lobo_Apache: Wow Adam is so great. He's teaching these malnurished youths how to play fighting games
CabooseFails: nelly as not achieved "so young, so tall, so handsome" yet today
TXC2: now to be fair, Nelson's Diamond 3, so it's more then "sometimes"
Mr_Horrible:
I keep forgetting Moonbase Time is an hour earlier for me now I'm gonna crash OUT 
Mr_Horrible: he's so real for that though
LowUpsideCJ: Wow Adam you’re turning these malnourished youths into members of the fgc
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kevenwith2es: I would also not let Nelly babysit my goldfish, for what it's worth.
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BusTed: gotta bait it out
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have only ever met dogs named Sarge
CabooseFails: superman (she/her)
LowUpsideCJ: He-Man is a job title
Mr_Horrible: Theyman Themanly, Kojima ass name
AdamYMHMI: The monarch formerly known as Prince Adam
Lobo_Apache: He-Man being a They/Them would be my actual fictional icon
kevenwith2es: People got mad about pronouns being in the He-Man trailer.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: wasnt there a wrestler literally named macho man
Mr_Horrible: there was a good joke
Greyah: Luke strikes me as a fruit salad kinda guy.
kevenwith2es: Exactly that, yes.
TXC2: becuse russian bot told them to get angry
Mr_Horrible: it's just the character at his desk job with a standard "he/him" pronoun label on his nameplate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Wasn't it Macho Man Randy Savage?
Mr_Horrible: like, that is objectively a funny visual gag in a He-Man movie
Lobo_Apache: Adam is Luke is the next movie confirmed?!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Thefluffiestguineapig is that what it was? i only learn wrestling through exposure to memes
Mr_Horrible: they're tapping into the reserves
Mr_Horrible: fire sale on watermelon
kevenwith2es: "They cast the Mayor of Flub City?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I learned it through the LRR podcast
ManWithTheMask13: should be booting up marvel 3
TXC2: no more angry over how they got to play Dan
TXC2: *who
ManWithTheMask13:
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: parallel universe slip
TXC2: Adam being hit with Apollo's dodgeball?
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
CaptainDaks: bless them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Capcom trying to make people feel better?
LowUpsideCJ: Break glass in case of emergency
Mai_Andra: Avengers Doomsday turns out to just be a roster reveal for a new Marvel v Capcom game
Mr_Horrible: to be clear, it's not 100% altruism, they know we're trapped inside ready to become gravloop sickos
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which Marvel vs Capcom do people want them to make a better something for?
Thefluffiestguineapig: MvCC 2 or something?
Mr_Horrible: no they just want another one
Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember this discussion vaguely and am not invested except this is why it cannot be on stream
ManWithTheMask13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and we want rollback
Mr_Horrible: that is also not MvC:I (aka, is good)
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it is then I am excited to see it on stream
ManWithTheMask13: Ermm actually it's ULTIMATE marvel vs. capcom 3 🤓 ☝️
Mr_Horrible: adding rollback to Super Return of the Jedi
Greyah: Rollback netcode is like time travel magic.
Mr_Horrible: my extremely vague memory is: Delay-based is basically "stall a client until they're both in step again" whereas rollback is "roll both clients back to a known syncd state from the server"
Mr_Horrible: this may be talking out my ass
ManWithTheMask13:
@Mr_Horrible And this is different than usual how? 
Mr_Horrible:
@ManWithTheMask13 this time I'm being humble about it 
Mr_Horrible: Japan *does* tend to test just for Japan network conditions, vis a vis games
Mr_Horrible: FFXIV was (and still is, a bit) notorious for that
itira: morning gamers
TXC2: we all saw them yellow bars
Mr_Horrible: "You have to double-weave for this rotation" "I am a continent away from the nearest AZ"
TXC2: Hello itira welcome
Mr_Horrible: I still haven't picked a character I'm the worst
Mr_Horrible: LMAOOOOO
cyclopsboi: hahah
LurkerSpine:
200
kevenwith2es: "What do you mean this boss room isn't a big square?"
gualdhar: not without an instant cast skill lol
Lobo_Apache: I just picked up FF14 after WoW and GuildWars being my MMO. It's been a wild ride
Mr_Horrible: "nah you a TURRET TURRET, healers will save you don't worry"
JKBalch: Hello, who's on the title card today?
Mr_Horrible: get that flash heal ready Priesty Boy
Mr_Horrible: wait wtf a Lily?
cyclopsboi: so much of classic wows difficulty was on lack of communication and a bad player base
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn:
dps move? no, healers adjust 
TXC2: Mr_Horrible right?
ManWithTheMask13: owned
Mr_Horrible: @cyclopsboi old MMOs in general, yeah, it was either esoterica or just people not having that zeitgeist knowledge base for games
AdamYMHMI: @cyclopsboi lack of addons, none of the instant guides and such, and just devs basically creating what we know of now as "modern design" on the bones of older MMOs
Mai_Andra:
oh no... i started a priest... it's all gonna be my fault... 
cyclopsboi: especially when vanilla came out the biggest mmo at the time was everquest i think
itira: im still pretty bad at WoW honestly lol
Greyah: To be fair, that was like two decades ago.
TXC2:
I'm also still bad, but I've also never played it 
cmdrzellgaudis: I think 2004
AdamYMHMI: I just lost the will to play after all the stuff that went down at Blizzard without any real consequences for the top people involved.
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, can you cover my shift today, big dog
Mai_Andra: The WoW controller setup is actually pretty good. It has a few quirks, but mostly I'm just stumbling over the differences compared to FF14 controller.
ManWithTheMask13: At a pizza place
Mr_Horrible: covering Doom's shift at the Lose Everything Factory
Mr_Horrible: "oh boy!"
LowUpsideCJ: I got texts from someone at my college job to cover shifts for three years after I graduated
ManWithTheMask13: Real
Mr_Horrible: as someone who doesn't drive, I could only deliver pizzas as far as I could throw them
AdamYMHMI: @Mr_Horrible How are you at discus?
LowUpsideCJ: @Mr_Horrible Walter white roof pizza shop
LowUpsideCJ: Also bus solidarity
ManWithTheMask13: Oh, yeah, Nelly, I picked up an Insight Engine. Card's cool
Sai_Maa: Or back heavy kick for big opener
Sai_Maa: Yeah
Dr_Seat: We're Going to MEMPHIS!!!
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AceGun_: gamers gotta game
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Sai_Maa: Does medium back knuckle reach?
164 raiders from James_LRR have joined!
eyeofthebasilisk: Hellooo
TXC2: it's real if Opp lets it be real
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Mr_Horrible: howdy chunkers
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LowUpsideCJ: Homeschool class clown
AceGun_: business class clown
James_LRR: That's accurate
ManWithTheMask13: Oh shit NonFactor
James_LRR: Not much of a trouble maker.
LowUpsideCJ: I got kicked out of English class a lot sophomore and junior year
ManWithTheMask13: I've co-commentated with this player actually lol
SFSMaus:
ManWithTheMask13: They're a High Master Blanka player iirc
eyeofthebasilisk: The only time I got in trouble for behavior was when I was defending my honor as a woman against a popular male student.
eyeofthebasilisk: And that's fine. But if he touches me again I'll get even louder lmao
TXC2: eyeofthebasilisk as is your right
LowUpsideCJ: Damn right
eyeofthebasilisk:
@TXC2 
Mai_Andra:
and like Jaime, Arjun's finisher just kills the opponent.
Greyah: Dead, but not old.
eyeofthebasilisk: @LowUpsideCJ And I'd do it again going back lmao. No regrets. You will respect me haha
AceGun_: if this is THE NonFactor, they were one of the commentators on the huge 2XKO TNS bracket last night.
Mai_Andra: okay, that pancake was kinda hype.
ManWithTheMask13: @AceGun_ And they also commentated TNS last week
ManWithTheMask13: *SF6 tns
AceGun_: Cool. i like them on comms.
ManWithTheMask13: They're fun to commentate with. Chill person
A_Dub888: Good morning Okis how we Oki?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
itsr67: hello
LowUpsideCJ: They can against me
AceGun_: unless they have level 3, I think
CaptainDaks: did not realize you could visually react to 2nd hit
Sai_Maa: Did test the Lily dive, DR back heavy kick works. It's just tight to get the punish (even no DR back HK works if you block the dive close)
TXC2: hello itsr67 welcome
GamerCat88: For Roberto
CaptainDaks:
took a few months off game, game becomes hard again 
CaptainDaks: dude I was watching older matches and I'm doing d-rev safe setups I don't even remember
Mai_Andra: There's apparently a free Magik/Phoenix skin for all Tokon players this month.
ManWithTheMask13: Damn he's good
TXC2: real fake pressure
AceGun_: It is still possible, but more difficult, and has more cooldown.
LowUpsideCJ: Cake bar, keep it and eat it too
AceGun_: I think it felt cool because I personally got to take advantage of it.
TXC2: 1 hour in: Nelson earned his "tall, young, handsome"
AceGun_: that's fair. I feel like the game still feels pretty much the same except assist spam in neutral is reduced. Cyclops is fun though.
itsr67: STREET FIGHTER
itsr67: 6
ManWithTheMask13: Real
ManWithTheMask13: It's that kind of character you daydream about labbing combos with
itsr67: I wish I was any good at iron man
itsr67: he's fun
JKBalch: Nice
itsr67: that's my kinda move
ManWithTheMask13: This is truer
ManWithTheMask13: got em
kevenwith2es: I'm going to eat the last donut. No one let my household know.
TXC2:
10,000 years of jail, then the trial finds you innocent
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RedtheLily: 57! thats almost a year!
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ManWithTheMask13: the big donut strat
Obos_TAB: punch bros im falling asleep at work save me
saucemaster5000: I'm eating a donut rn
Obos_TAB: loser gets donuts
ManWithTheMask13: You go this way. I'll go home
Obos_TAB: WoW Forever
Obos_TAB: and Diabitis
kevenwith2es: I'm sorry I started this craving.
ContingentCat: try manifesting some donuts yeah
TXC2: WoW gives diabetes? do people know about this?
Obos_TAB: Wait no, last night was sparring at Tae Kwon Do and I got rocked. Footsies IRL is hard
Scorpio_SW: I could go for a Boston cream from timmies right now
Zaghrog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 139 months, currently on a 139 month streak!
Zaghrog: 1 3 9 seems like a rather awkward series of commands to input
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Mr_Horrible: it's B I G half-circle
TXC2: 139 is kinda like am OG Tinger Knee
saucemaster5000: if the input reader forgives 2 and 6 it's not so bad
TXC2: "i'm not a guy...with Breakfast!"
excodi: <message deleted>THIS GENRE WILL FOREVER BE DEAD
TXC2: be nice
AceGun_: lol
Obos_TAB: now that you're a star trek knower, who's your favorite captain
CaptainDaks: o7
TXC2: no, but she should have
CaptainDaks: oh is it?
Obos_TAB: Dax, but yeah haa
AceGun_: Don't think Dax ever got a command.
TXC2: CaptainDaks it's "Dax" but yeah
CaptainDaks:
Accidentally Star Trek
Mai_Andra: speaking of working at a pizza place, there was a guy I worked with at Pizza Hut whose name was Dax.
CaptainDaks: i think the delta is proper spacing on buttons
TXC2: so is star trek too utopian for you Adam, or are you more Fantasy over sci-fi ?
Obos_TAB: My dad worked at Tower of Pizza in Vegas and has a ton of signed pizza guy hats from the rat pack and elvis and other famous people
adoggoboom: Your opponents mash too much to give you time to whiff tbh
VrolikSyndrome subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 43 month streak!
VrolikSyndrome: Months equal to the frames equal to a crouching light punch with another added crouching light punch
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VrolikSyndrome: I fucked up my message it's ogre
CaptainDaks: lookin locked in there for a sec
AceGun_: who has a 22-frame crouching light punch? Some terrible character?
TXC2: the full B movie with DVD extras
Bearudite: satsui no howdo you like that
saucemaster5000: 22 frame crouching light punch sounds like the perfect character
adoggoboom: Blanka’s is pretty slow. But idk if it’s a full 22 frames
TXC2: Adam collapsed the waveform
VrolikSyndrome: What's the mix
VrolikSyndrome: Let's fooooo
saucemaster5000: with a 22 frame startup maybe they stop blocking by the time it comes out
adoggoboom: 6 frames, but I was Including recovery
realbadatthis_: Gamer
VrolikSyndrome: Go, even
BusTed:
Bearudite: christopher walken voice foo fightas
TXC2: Bearudite the only correct way to say it
Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome I'm gonna whisper this to you the first time I see you in Azeroth, bud
Zaneysed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Zaneysed: Morning nerds
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VrolikSyndrome: I'm a Warlock now. I don't need to spell. I have a minion for that.
Mr_Horrible: DayV_K, eternal enemy of NightV_K
saucemaster5000: dayV Krockett
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 booooo 
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 we've cracked it
saucemaster5000: a lettuce
SnackPak_:
Bearudite: damn
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AceGun_: I have had to do that before.
Zaneysed: One chickpea for the guy
PaperDoopliss: Plant-based fooooo is pretty delicious I find
Mr_Horrible: Adam *has* eat an entire head of lettuce on stream
ContingentCat: some kind of rabbit food
saucemaster5000: I couldn't possible, I had half a bean for lunch
saucemaster5000: possibly
AceGun_: I've been to a BBQ place that had a "salad" that was just iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing. I ate plain iceburg lettuce for lunch. Dark times.
fry_dx: Reminds me of a veggie friend getting served "lentil surprise" every night on holiday in 1999. the surprise was: it's just lentils
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 you had the impossibly thin slice of bean from the disney cartoon where Donald almost commits fratricide in a fit of crazed hunger
VrolikSyndrome: @AceGun_ That's so ass.
VrolikSyndrome: Thinking about the "vegan" spaghetti that came out with the worlds biggest single meatball on it.
Mr_Horrible: @AceGun_ I was gonna say if you're going to a BBQ place purely for a salad you're setting yourself up for tragedy but that's so much worse than I would've imagined
Bearudite: why not and Ian party
fry_dx: ooh an ian party
Bearudite: adn
Bearudite: partnets
A_Dub888: @Obos_TAB You’re beautiful
Bearudite: you have seen me on discord
BusTed:
Bearudite: every post edited
TXC2:
I'd break that hat in 30 mins Adam
ContingentCat: ACAB includes spelling police
saucemaster5000: it'll definitely be worth the cost
Bearudite: ya'll have a light in the back
Obos_TAB: "Wee-oo Wee-o" is my family's short hand for "annoying kid's toy sounds"
Bearudite: and ducttape
TXC2: you'd over use it with how much I mistype
Bearudite: don't let your dreams be dreams
ManWithTheMask13: typing sucks
Bearudite: but we would want to see the hat
ContingentCat: jokes on you I have no shame
Bearudite: bits are fun
saucemaster5000: what if we make the hat run out of batteries
saucemaster5000: checkmate
Obos_TAB: Mod's should be required to beat Typing of the Dead
kevenwith2es: Oh, so it doesn't turn on.
fry_dx: i would just say completely incomprehensible stuff so you couldn't even tell
lightfut: It puts the letters into chat or else we again go get the hat
kevenwith2es:
Someone had to, big dog.
Mr_Horrible: never jumped in your life
Mr_Horrible: not my pure innocent nelly
Mr_Horrible: I try to at least mix it up so I'm not always poking fun at the same thing
saucemaster5000: that's my elected official
Mr_Horrible: the world needs to know how you hate metamucil and can't swim, tho
TXC2: !break
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Obos_TAB: fight some ads
saucemaster5000: Don't tell anyone, I like the orangey taste of metamucil
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna get some water (that's been run through coffee grounds and a filter)
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 honest to god it cuts the unpleasantness by a lot, at a minimum
TXC2: and we're back
VrolikSyndrome: The mini ones aren't.
saucemaster5000: so they don't stick together I guess
BusTed: imagine getting one mega starburst
SnackPak_: yeah, I think they'd stick
TXC2: they melt together otherwise
BusTed: of all flavors
saucemaster5000: It's still stupid, you got my vote
Mr_Horrible: do you mean the fun sized packs? Or the individual wax wrappers?
ItsThugDimmadome: Just sell them in loaves
realbadatthis_: Could make a stardust toblerone
TheMerricat: To keep them from mashing into one huge starburst.
SnackPak_: starburst loaf
saucemaster5000: papa, may I use the burst cutter?
Mr_Horrible: buying a log of starburst like summer sausage
realbadatthis_: On mobile, damn auto correct
AdamYMHMI: The greatest invention since sliced Starburst
Mr_Horrible: good news, you can still be in control of a company as that guy
Mr_Horrible: that's Mr Beast's whole deal
Mr_Horrible: bad news, if you *are* in control of a company as that kind of guy we're gonna kill you
saucemaster5000: who's we?
saucemaster5000: I ain't doing the work for a revolution I'm over 30
ItsThugDimmadome: With hammers, yeah. Sorry dude.
EvilBadman: @Mr_Horrible don't get the twitch subpoenaed
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 well enjoy that boot on your neck then
Mr_Horrible: [/allegedly] [/ingame] [/inminecraft]
ItsThugDimmadome: Be a Vikings fan?
SnackPak_: *gasp*
kevenwith2es: You could pull out a flashing, beeping hat for every typo.
AceGun_: my condolences
Mr_Horrible: big Valheim server in Nelly's extended family
cyclopsboi: really obnoxious when you drink your water
saucemaster5000: start saying "more like hardly working" in every possible situation
ItsThugDimmadome: Sigh...I'll get the shame hat.
Obos_TAB: Hidegetsu's 2nd Rite nelson in every format till he stops talking to you
itira: its not
cyclopsboi: no that would be a thing
itira:
Mr_Horrible: it's cyclopsboi they absolutely do not mean that sincerely lol
saucemaster5000: "ough" after every sip
lightfut: Wake up super gets em every time
TXC2: (drinks water) (smacks lips) "agh!"
Mr_Horrible: you do the "tptptp AHHHHH"
Mr_Horrible: imagine
itira:
gross
Obos_TAB: If you buy more dlc outfits yo get better hit boxes
TXC2:
"thanks" Adam
saucemaster5000: gotta slurp too
Mr_Horrible: imagining Adam in the pocket of Big Water
cyclopsboi: yeah if you did that after every sip nelly would stop talking to you
Mr_Horrible: just says "So refreshing" after every sip
lightfut: Oh get Adam on the water bros podcast
saucemaster5000: people should eat food like the cookie monster more often
noSmokeFire: you gotta own it and slurp nasty
VrolikSyndrome: That is a helluva sentence.
saucemaster5000: I am home
saucemaster5000: that was fast
VrolikSyndrome: I am home too
Obos_TAB: thank god im falling asleep at work
VrolikSyndrome: (for my lunch break)
Mr_Horrible: nah let em cook
Mr_Horrible:
Zaneysed: Am home levleing this blue elf shaman
itira: *turns 180* im here!
saucemaster5000: only 180?
itira: yep
saucemaster5000: how are you still typing?
itira: the rest is too far
itira: my phone
VrolikSyndrome: Dexterous buttcheeks
VrolikSyndrome: He's playing WoW RIGHT now
Zaneysed: I do not work fridays
Mr_Horrible: I gotta actually pull the trigger on a character and then catch up
Zaneysed: 4 day work week
Mr_Horrible: and then actually pay a sub so I can get in the guild lol
TXC2: many people GO to work on Fridays, but do not work on Fridays
TXC2: a win is a win Nelson
ItsThugDimmadome: Good mentality
Zaneysed: @TXC2 This assumes I do any work
TXC2: Zaneysed touché
Xed_Regulus: @TXC2 I had a theory once before that office workers are most productive on Tuesdays & Thursdays.
ItsThugDimmadome: @Zaneysed Oh so you're on some city council. Heyooooooo
TXC2: Xed_Regulus sounds right me
cyclopsboi: tuesdays, thursdays and wed is usually all the meetings
Mr_Horrible: kept the straight face the whole way through that
Mr_Horrible: proud of you
saucemaster5000: damn
Mr_Horrible: you gilded the lily
saucemaster5000: almost made it
Mr_Horrible: coulda been a contenda
Natural_Ones_Only: Locking Adam and Ben together in a room makes the rest of LRR more productive?
saucemaster5000: "give him a new season of PoE or some Warcraft thingy, he'll be out of the way "
TXC2: having Opp one and done you, that's the real victory
Mr_Horrible: Luke handing you a pan of brownie batter: "Bake this!" Luke after being asked which of the finished brownies he'd like: "Left side!"
saucemaster5000: the akuma season of bake-off was intense
Natural_Ones_Only: To be fair to Adam, he does do 3-4 streams a week
VrolikSyndrome: My beloved
drizztnailo: delay teching is SUPER useful imo since a lot of people in diamond wont shimmy to bait it on purpose
saucemaster5000: yeh folks in diamond do not shimmy
Natural_Ones_Only: Right I meant 3-4 LRR streams
adoggoboom: Delay tech is super important
bl1ghtbouquet: nah you gotta be able to represent it
Zaneysed: Delay tech is a choice
saucemaster5000: delay tech is another tool
VrolikSyndrome: And I choose to make it every wakeup
LowUpsideCJ: I delay tech (am slow)
Natural_Ones_Only: "Not that good of a fighting game player"-Adam Savidan, 2026 Street Fighter Red Carpet Mayor
adoggoboom: Don’t make it a habit, make it an option
cyclopsboi: is that Adam "so good at fighting games he went to the street fighter movie premiere" Savidan
saucemaster5000: it's like wake up dp -- if you never represent it, they don't have to think about it
Mr_Horrible:
that W looked pretty real to me you dweeb
MDHWrites: Okay, WON the red carpet premiere. No asterisk there
TXC2: a replacement that won the tiebreaker, but whatever
raulghoulia: Didn't you win?!
Mr_Horrible: I'm not calling *you* a dweeb I'm calling the downplaying part of your mind a dweeb
itira: true
saucemaster5000: and?
noSmokeFire: no argument there
kevenwith2es: He's lashing out. What a dweeb.
Natural_Ones_Only: I am a dweeb
ItsThugDimmadome: Hey! I resemble that.
itira: (that makes Adam a dweeb too)
raulghoulia: Well I'm convinced
itira:
TXC2:
I'm not a dweeb, I'm more of dork
Mr_Horrible: he's got us dead to rights
saucemaster5000: I committed to being a lifelong dweeb when I stuffed my hardover copy of "Lord of the Rings" into the waistband of my sweatpants and went to elementary school
TXC2: yes Nelson yes!
Natural_Ones_Only: I got dweebed for life when I became my high school's D&D Club president
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 honestly impressed your sweatpants could stay up for longer than 5 seconds like that
raulghoulia: Didn't know this was a feature. This is cool
Natural_Ones_Only: Pressing the button harder makes it do more damage though
TXC2:
Natural_Ones_Only yes, too the controller
CaptainDaks: i feel like it does dual duty... when you compartmentalize the combos into chunks, its helps physically, but also how you understand the routes
offbeatwitch: nelson yearns to play i-no where you can represent a fucked up command grab anytime you're close
TXC2: yeah Opp hanged on well there
ManWithTheMask13: Last time I did it, they switched to JP
AceGun_: its a risky coin flip
doctor_spacheman: Adam have you watched Baki yet?
doctor_spacheman: Fighting anime
AceGun_: the anime that the upcoming Tekken DLC is from
cyclopsboi: fighting anime with weird muscles
TXC2:
TXC2: Opp wanted the last word
Heefnoff: How's it goin fellas
Heefnoff: Pretty sure I got the flu
AceGun_: lol. What does that even mean?
TXC2:
Heefnoff ooof, get well soon 
AceGun_: You weren't doing a bunch of stupid things for them to punish.
Mr_Horrible: fuck, right, flu shot
Heefnoff: You have just cured me thank you
ManWithTheMask13: He's the prophet
Heefnoff: All better now
doctor_spacheman: seems about right
Heefnoff:
saucemaster5000: drops, has no rollback
raulghoulia: Who's top tier in MvC4?
Heefnoff: Holy shit my goat is in Diamond 4
ManWithTheMask13: @raulghoulia Iron Man
Heefnoff: @raulghoulia Squirrel Girl, she's nuts
LowUpsideCJ: Hunting horn assist would go hard
kevenwith2es: First DLC character is Jeff the Land Shark and he can eat your assists.
Heefnoff: I know no frame data I got nothin
AceGun_: I checked the MvC4 wiki, and it says Morrigan and Zero are the top tiers. weird.
GGsLive: is today laundry day for guile
Heefnoff: I know my fastest button is 4 frames and I know when a move is plus, that's it
ManWithTheMask13: @AceGun_ back to umvc3
Mr_Horrible: the more things change, etc etc
AceGun_: how is Hsien Ko?
AceGun_: damn
saucemaster5000: bad, but not in a fun way
ManWithTheMask13: Her back plinks are still nuts
LowUpsideCJ: Amingo returns
Heefnoff: Amingo gets brought back but they whitewash him
saucemaster5000: instead he's just called cactus guy
Mr_Horrible: "we surgically removed his melanin"
Heefnoff: Foliage Fella
kevenwith2es:
Not the Tidus treatment
ManWithTheMask13: Magneto with no sauce
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 so magneto
ManWithTheMask13: D:
Mr_Horrible: wait, what's about to start?
TXC2: GRAVITY BOOM!
AceGun_: okay deal, but only because I think it would be funny.
Mr_Horrible: countdown's got an hour on the stream
Mr_Horrible: your fuckin weirdo time
Mr_Horrible: saved
kevenwith2es: "Shooting from a distance? How based."
TXC2: Adam being shot on stream
Cptasparagus: Nelson parenting
Mr_Horrible: I'm an enabler, I'll cop to it
Mr_Horrible: no no, he's got a point, streamer
TXC2: the VoDs Adam
Wolfstrike_NL: Twitch, clip that
AceGun_: sounds like somebody doesn't want to roll the tape... suspicious
LowUpsideCJ: Tape the rolls
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TXC2: !clips
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Mr_Horrible: true, the Billiam
LowUpsideCJ: One decibel per card
kevenwith2es: The cardboard price must be paid.
MilkInBags: "I should learn how to play a top tier" oh yeah?
cyclopsboi: good, ass-buttons
adoggoboom: Akuma will feel like sprinting compared to marisa
AceGun_: the Viper dream is already dead...
LowUpsideCJ: The raging demon will call to you like…well like the raging demon
MilkInBags: akuma apologists will be prosecuted later on
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam Lily arc incoming
AceGun_: lol. I respect the effort.
MilkInBags: fine, you go in first
saucemaster5000: only if I get to be in it
cyclopsboi: the stocks or a pillary
Mr_Horrible: only if you promise not to put me in it
AceGun_: yeah, show us how it works...
ItsThugDimmadome: Yeah I'm in
kevenwith2es: I think they're still around in certain clubs.
TXC2: the pillory is legs
raulghoulia: If not you, who?
TXC2: the stocks is the head and arms
saucemaster5000: can we throw tomatoes at them
cyclopsboi: sorry i was quoting a snl bit from 20 years ago
LowUpsideCJ: I can make no such promises
LowUpsideCJ: It’s fair
LowUpsideCJ: I’m the child of omelas
TXC2: it's a book about a paradise that is powered by a forsaken child in a hole.
MilkInBags: it's ok Nelson, just think about your new BC government to think about something else
MilkInBags:
GGsLive: you should try it at least once tho
TXC2:
low blow MilkInBags
ContingentCat: if you're getting that upset it's time to take a break, it's not that serious
Heefnoff: Same
ManWithTheMask13: I bit a controller once during Injustice 2
ItsThugDimmadome: I remember losing in Mario Kart and biting my gameboy
LowUpsideCJ: I’ve done the accidental Wii remote throw but that’s not the same
BusTed: @ManWithTheMask13 I can picture this for some reason
ItsThugDimmadome: Left a mark too.
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 did it taste good
cyclopsboi: mario party is the friendship ender
adoggoboom: I’ve thrown an old headset I wasn’t using anymore playing fifa
saucemaster5000: I kneed my gameboy as a kid and broke the screen
TXC2: mario party is not a game, Mario party is social experiment to flush out latent murderers
MilkInBags: blap
TXC2: hello fishdad_uncurai welcome
fishdad_uncurai: I should just change it again to make it even more confusing
fishdad_uncurai: Exactly, you get it
fishdad_uncurai:
ManWithTheMask13: FishPatri
fishdad_uncurai: LMAO
MilkInBags: can you change it to fishten_minutestimeout
TXC2: tower of babel that shit
saucemaster5000: poissonpere
BusTed:
@MilkInBags
MilkInBags: o7
itira: oop
BusTed: MilkInTimeout
MilkInBags: eve online
Flamennight: The o is a head, the 7 is a salute
SnackPak_: I first saw it in Elite Dangerous
LowUpsideCJ: Cave paintings probably
cyclopsboi: because it looks like a salute
EvilBadman: James Bond, but like a prequel
BusTed: not asking the rationale asking the origin
itira:
MilkInBags: Robert Salute
fishdad_uncurai: Twitch chat
fishdad_uncurai: Never change
itira: but why tho
fishdad_uncurai: O7
Flamennight: primordial soup
adoggoboom: The internet
CaptainDaks: i just do it for the captain bit
EvilBadman: Master Chief through up the o7 in Halo 3 and crawled into the fridge
BusTed: 90s internet soup
MilkInBags: first saw it in 2005 in eve online for me
fishdad_uncurai: When keyboards were invented, the o key and the 7 key could be pressed
LowUpsideCJ: So if you’ve ever seen a stick figure, and like you imagine it saluting. That’s what it would look like
saucemaster5000: there's this arm thing humans do to show deference to their leaders
adoggoboom: Aol instant messaging prolly
fishdad_uncurai: This the invention of o7
cyclopsboi: "so in medieval times when knights had helmets..."
LowUpsideCJ: 1 for 3 on that quiz big dawg
EvilBadman: @adoggoboom ain't no one saluting on aim, my guy
MilkInBags: show us in a month
adoggoboom: @EvilBadman wouldn’t know. i’m not that old
saucemaster5000: she's got great whiff punishes
Mr_Horrible: I don't think you can be trusted with an invincible reversal
Zaneysed: What about Ken?
bl1ghtbouquet: yeah i think youd like cammy
TXC2: ah this Jamie again
Zaneysed: Blue collar combos are much easier when coming from another character
ManWithTheMask13: My Ryu climb was egregious
saucemaster5000: what about honda
LowUpsideCJ: Honda stop sign arc was a good time
Zaneysed: like 17 games
ItsThugDimmadome: C'mon man...join the Gief team
loufghyslaufey: That was you beating Ed before a nerf?
LowUpsideCJ: Ed stand heavy is a button for certain
LowUpsideCJ: Oh no question
Zaneysed: 1-2-3!
loufghyslaufey: Is it, your destiny?
loufghyslaufey: What of this, "destiny"?
TXC2: Big Streeeeeeetch
loufghyslaufey: Dhalsim still sending ya flying?
Zaneysed: Why no SF tourney between bus shifts?
Luminaire_p: Zeda Shifd
Mr_Horrible: 9k hp btw
TXC2:
puts a sense of fear back in to the people that they're sorely lacking
LowUpsideCJ: Marisa player: “put more fish in my shooting barrel”
AceGun_: To get rank points, yeah.
ManWithTheMask13: I did the numbers, and I've listened to 69 albums so far this year
AceGun_: Every seems to like it except they may need to make some adjustments to the amounts of points exchanged now.
CaptainDaks: thats a great layer one as you teach nelly some layers
Wolfstrike_NL: Is there a punishment for dropping the set if you're down 1 game in the Avatar game then?
AceGun_: you should try the new Nightmare Korra
AceGun_: big chain whip normals
NoRatReign: I'm not into avatar, but the gamepaly is so good
ManWithTheMask13: You should try butter in black coffee
Mr_Horrible: I understand why but that still sounds disgusting to me
TXC2:
butter in coffee sounds like a mountain climber thing
TheMerricat: "• Brew 12 to 16 ounces of hot black coffee. • Add 1 to 2 tablespoons of unsalted grass-fed butter (or ghee). • Add 1 to 2 tablespoons of MCT oil or coconut oil (optional)."
Mr_Horrible: but also I just generally prefer my coffee black
adoggoboom: Poe countdown to the stream is live lol
ManWithTheMask13: It can be a nice shift
TheMerricat:
So that's _4_ tablespoons of what's essentially pure fat. 
Mr_Horrible: me ruining the picnic: "SANDBLAST!"
adoggoboom: You crouch and punish the second part of the hk
CaptainDaks: that is a decision point
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PCT (4m from now).
adoggoboom: You meaty the bot in the lab. Sometimes its randomize the counter hit state.
CaptainDaks: o7
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam and Nelson
TXC2: !patreon
CaptainDaks: on hit, finish the combo. on block, throw
lamina5432: ggs
LowUpsideCJ: Ggs ggs ggs
kevenwith2es: Thanks for the stream, homies. (I don't actually have a goldfish.)
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PCT (1m from now).
TXC2: !events
fishdad_uncurai: Thanks for the stream ya’ll
avjamethyst: that's right
TXC2: Book!
MrSarkhan: Book!!
RockPusher: Ben is currently experience a murder motel it seems…
LowUpsideCJ: Book blitz
SaxPython: Cursed Voyage?
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 01:00 PM PCT (0s from now).
MrSarkhan: I can never catch those live but they're really fun streams.
TXC2: Manae lrrHORn
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !contact
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DoodlestheGreat: Just in time.
gnyrinn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months, currently on a 99 month streak!
gnyrinn: Just a few away from a nice round number.
LRRbot:
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Manae: Sad I'm gonna miss book times tomorrow, but there's Godzilla to go see
gnyrinn: @Manae I didn't know she was on tour.
TXC2: title change!
Manae: @gnyrinn They're crushing it in Japan!
DoodlestheGreat:
SO, while we were all away on the bus, _absolutely nothing happened in gaming._ 
TXC2: yeap, not a damn thing, the week BEFORE bus however.....
Bronzefinger subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 140 months!
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TheAinMAP: Signal.
SaxPython:
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RubikDarkwill: 11111111111
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TXC2: CONTACT
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LRRbot:
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lamina5432:
lamina5432: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lasagna tray full of bran
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did I miss a CHeckpoint, or is this still in the shadow cast by DB
TXC2: ooo Branagna
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury the later, there is no Checkpoint this week
lamina5432: who's brain got scrambled though
SaxPython: Can anyone ID what Beej is opening? Is it orange juice? Maybe some kind of medicine?
TXC2: yeah, I'd say a juice box
Juliamon: it says SunRype Orange
EvilBadman: YEah they got juiceboxes in the mb, I lived off the apple during bus
SaxPython: thanks yall
lamina5432: condensed milk...
TXC2: TODAY!
TheMerricat: Heather, don't read your video game, that's for playing!
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
TXC2: anyone else yawn because Paul did?
nymistrya: I took a bus trip that felt like it lasted a week
DoodlestheGreat: I was having a really happy time the last three weeks.
RockPusher:
Oh, you know, just getting wrecked by that emotional terrorist Fugi
TXC2: my body has STILL not adjusted to DST ending during the Bus
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