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 Stormgod519: mysty boosty commandy
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Delmsh: Actively sleeving a canlander deck with Dragon Shields
 MegaDosX: Oh it's shadow lady
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Tattybojangles69: His belly is so big
 RatherLargeToad: aw, no Blor 
 raulghoulia: I love Itazura
 MegaDosX: Itazura is so cool
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 flatluigi: there's no bidding, it's secretly picking
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Gunderrode: Itazura sounds like a pun in Japanese... like "hurtful prank/ a prank that deals damage"? 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Run an auction house out of your deck? I'm expecting Picassos and Fabrege eggs.
 MegaDosX: Neat
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  LRRbot: Arzakon [WUBRG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Arzakon [4] | [+2]: Arzakon deals 3 damage to any other target. / [−3]: Create a Black Lotus token. / [−7]: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Arzakon can be your commander.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Shandalar!
devoidmelody: oh yeah i saw this list
loufghyslaufey: VisionQuest: "Where home is... home is just You".
Gunderrode: ah yes, the boss that always beats Wheeler's ass
  LRRbot: Xenagos, the Reveler [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Xenagos [3] | [+1]: Add X mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}, where X is the number of creatures you control. / [0]: Create a 2/2 red and green Satyr creature token with haste. / [−6]: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may put any number of creature and/or land cards from among them onto the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Minimus Containment [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities.
 flyman347: whrrlrt plsying shandalar, fork found in kitchen
 MegaDosX: Arzakon is in Minimus Containment?
 DeM0nFiRe:  nice
  LRRbot: Venser, Visionary Traveler [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Venser [4] | Each nontoken creature you control that wasn't cast from your hand enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. / [+1]: Exile up to one other target permanent you control. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. / [−2]: For each opponent, return up to one target nonland permanent that player controls to its owner's hand. / Venser, V…
 YeetTheRich_: black lotus into shivan dragon
loufghyslaufey: You may be an Arzakon commander deck...!
 Stormgod519: Awww, was hoping to see my fav picks Ekthi or Balefang tonight. Alas
loufghyslaufey: But you'll never be capable, is beating an Arzakon Commander like in the PC game!
 n3ther: flicker me timbers
loufghyslaufey: *of beating
 flatluigi: for each
 Stormgod519: each opponent
 Stormgod519: we love "each"
 MegaDosX: Everybody playing blue tonight
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX Celebrating America's Blue Wave.
 MegaDosX: Blightsteel with shadow sounds alarming
  LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
Gunderrode: green mana battery is a good lolcow, I also like the ice coffin from... was it antiquities?
 Stormgod519: wait a minute....
 MegaDosX: @ArtDecoSunburn 
gganley1: Wait what
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  LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 flatluigi: wheeler is playing literally the deck from the game
Voidhawk42: It IS mystery booster. There could be ANYTHING in those
 Stormgod519: I clearly missed  apart of wheeler's intro lol
NeoKevlar: moxen? in MY commander
NeoKevlar: also, i just got here
NeoKevlar: so i assume we're playing with fun rules
Delmsh: That would be a fun archenemy deck
 kristof162028: So friends what did you guys think of the bant planeswalker from oldgrotha in mystery booster commander?
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX That's a great dancing cube. I don't know if it's a robot or a square of shredded wheat, but I like it.
  LRRbot: Scroll of Fate [3] | Artifact | {T}: Manifest a card from your hand.
 YeetTheRich_: who up festing their mana
  LRRbot: Lyna, Veil of Vengeance [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Soltari Cleric [2/3] | Shadow / Whenever a creature you control with shadow deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / {3}: Put a shadow counter on another target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: @ArtDecoSunburn I have three clap emotes and none are blue, but this is the most enthusiastic so I went with it
  LRRbot: Itazura, Lingering Wick [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top three cards of your library. Each opponent secretly chooses a number 0 or greater. Then those numbers are revealed. Choose an opponent with the highest number. Itazura deals that much damage to them, then they may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost. You put a card from among them that wasn't cast this way into your hand.
  LRRbot: Red Mana Battery [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {R}, then add an additional {R} for each charge counter removed this way.
 MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 Stormgod519: hell yes
 MegaDosX: Wheeler with the powerful cards here
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX It's very suitable.
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 as_ever_ellesandra: I wan
 as_ever_ellesandra: I want that
Fractal_321: It's like a storage land but worse
  LRRbot: Mistgate Pathway (front: Hengegate Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Gunderrode: wait, is it a mana ability or an interrupt, game?
  LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
SilasLunark: Cheat step is the best step
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Fractal_321 I assume a storage land is a warehouse with rental storage units with orange doors?
 as_ever_ellesandra: Actually, yknow that would be funny? Stationing a mirror so you can then turn it into a mana battery
Fractal_321: @ArtDecoSunburn Well, one of them is Icatian Store...
TheAlmightyCheddar: The mana batteries are sick in my Atraxa all charge counters deck
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
 MegaDosX: Ooooh
 MegaDosX: Love this card
 ElektroTal: if you open a jandor you're legally required to give it to me
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Fractal_321 Ha! Imagine a reality TV mechanic where players can bid on mana from a storage land. Don't know what treasures you may get.
 Stormgod519: Rev is very powerful
 MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Jandor looks like he'd be fun to build and play
 Stormgod519: I want Ekthi and Balefang
 Stormgod519: those are the two Im the most pumped for
 MegaDosX: Correct
 flatluigi: as long as it remains exiled, yes
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 MegaDosX: Time to play a game
 flatluigi: everyone has to secretly pick
  LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Tony Stark [1U] (back: The Invincible Iron Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Hero [1/3] | {1}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / {4}{U}{R}: Transform Tony Stark. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Lavaleaper [3R] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | All creatures have haste. / Whenever a player taps a basic land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 Stormgod519: lavaleaper
 Stormgod519: love that card
 Commodore_Perry_GG: OOoohhhh... I was thinking this was a draft because it came on at 7 EST...I'm another victim of time zones
 MegaDosX: You can bid any number of life
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ElektroTal (Reads small print on card. What do  you know --that actually is a Washington State law. Have to give instances of this card to ElektroTai. Write WOTC for the address to forward the card.)
Voidhawk42: Bid for spells
Bionull: Can they cast Tony as the back?
 MegaDosX: I think so
 raulghoulia: If you all choose zero is it free real estate?
Voidhawk42: @raulghoulia If everyone chooses zero, nelly picks one person to get a free spell
 RatherLargeToad: I just think it’s neat
 MegaDosX: I feel like everyone picking zero is unlikely, but also is not playing into the bit
Voidhawk42: But then if everyone chose zero last time, you could bid just 1 and get it yourself...
 ArtDecoSunburn: @raulghoulia "Free Parking" in the inevitable Monopoly secret lair?
  LRRbot: Lindblum, Industrial Regency // Mage Siege | Lindblum, Industrial Regency | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. // Mage Siege [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent."
  LRRbot: Tony Stark [1U] (back: The Invincible Iron Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Hero [1/3] | {1}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / {4}{U}{R}: Transform Tony Stark. Activate only as a sorcery.
Tattybojangles69: Torny Stork
  LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
 Stormgod519: pardon....
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Tony Stank
 flatluigi: isn't that on adventure and not in the yard
 MegaDosX: Yeah Lindblum should be exiled and Nelson can play it later
  LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / Vigilance
NeoKevlar: french
 Stormgod519: hell yeah
Gunderrode: French
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  LRRbot: Grizzly Bears [1G] | Creature — Bear [2/2]
Capt_clown: I know it says Vigilant but looks like Violence and I prefer that
NeoKevlar: they're all french
CrossXhunteR: grizzlis behaviour
 MegaDosX: This man playing moxen into Serra Angel and Grizzly Bear, I love it
Tattybojangles69: 0 grizz
FurthestChunk: @flatluigi that's his exile zone
Morrigan9: it's got no grizz
  LRRbot: Mystic Gate | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W/U}, {T}: Add {W}{W}, {W}{U}, or {U}{U}.
 TheMinionGM: It's chromeshell crab!
 ElektroTal: wait, why does wheels have moxes
 MegaDosX: nom
  Juliamon: Part of a balanced diet
 Stormgod519: @ElektroTal dw about it... (no idea)
 MegaDosX: You're not wrong Paul 
  LRRbot: They Came from the Pipes [4U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread twice. / Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.
 Stormgod519: LOL
 MegaDosX: Oh OK I see what Cam is doing with this deck, that's pretty cool
Haroldholmes25: @ElektroTal he's on arazkon's shandalar deck
FurthestChunk: @ElektroTal he's on Arzakon's exact deck
NeoKevlar: Serra angel has been fighting planeswalkers since alpha
 tehfewl: My pipes!
TheAlmightyCheddar: @ElektroTal He's playing Arzakon's exact deck from Shandalar
 Stormgod519: ah I see
 Stormgod519: cheating in azorius
 DeM0nFiRe: What's your favorite flavor of walker, plane, BBQ, or sour cream and onion?
 Stormgod519: oh boiy
  LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
 MegaDosX: If that went into the yard then what the hell was the other thing?
 Stormgod519: the vestige in the bin is a scary choice lol
  LRRbot: Vault of the Archangel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: !card war of attrition
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheAlmightyCheddar: Also the orzhov Auras pioneer challenger deck had lurrus but you could still play it exactly as is
 MegaDosX: If she hit both she Ragavans them both
 MegaDosX: !card rev tithe extractor
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
 Stormgod519: she can ragavan each opponent once
 Stormgod519: per combat
Gunderrode: like group slug
 Stormgod519: I like slug a lot
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's one or more creatures hit a player, so if she hits everyone she gets a card from everyone
  LRRbot: Dauthi Slayer [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Soldier [2/2] | Shadow / This creature attacks each combat if able.
Voidhawk42: Did you see Amy's post, about a deck whose purpose is gifting people UB cards?
 MegaDosX: I have a Rev deck so I'm familiar with how she works
  LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
 RatherLargeToad: 
 kristof162028: Hey Nelson doesn't worry take 2 cards from the top?
TheAlmightyCheddar: The whiplash of dauthi slayer to psychic frog
 kristof162028: Corry*
 flatluigi: !card lyna, veil of vengeance
  LRRbot: Lyna, Veil of Vengeance [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Soltari Cleric [2/3] | Shadow / Whenever a creature you control with shadow deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / {3}: Put a shadow counter on another target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: Cori takes one card from the top of each player she hits
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
  LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
  LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.
 Stormgod519: love Hedron Archive
TheMadS8nt: just came in and saw mox mox grizzly bear. the horror!!!
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 MegaDosX: !card itazura
  LRRbot: Itazura, Lingering Wick [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top three cards of your library. Each opponent secretly chooses a number 0 or greater. Then those numbers are revealed. Choose an opponent with the highest number. Itazura deals that much damage to them, then they may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost. You put a card from among them that wasn't cast this way into your hand.
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 definenull: And technically....
 MegaDosX: Problem solved
 flatluigi: need even larger tables
 MegaDosX: Oh god
  LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As this creature enters, choose a creature type. / This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
TheAlmightyCheddar: None of my decks would be playable in the alloted space of the fnpf set
 Stormgod519: HEY NOW!
Desruprot: Roaming Throne, Strong Card
  LRRbot: Arzakon [WUBRG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Arzakon [4] | [+2]: Arzakon deals 3 damage to any other target. / [−3]: Create a Black Lotus token. / [−7]: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Arzakon can be your commander.
 Stormgod519: make that lotus
 Stormgod519: ah that works too
 MegaDosX: Steampunkey
 tehfewl: 
 HadesLeprechaun: just dropped in, so are these just constructed commanders from Mystery Booster Commander, not done from a draft or anything?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 flatluigi: cam draws another card for the manifest
 MegaDosX: Yeah Cam draws from Pipes
 MegaDosX: Pipes puts in work in a face down deck
 as_ever_ellesandra: Scroll of Pond Prophets
 as_ever_ellesandra: Please stop coming from the pipes
  LRRbot: Venser, Visionary Traveler [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Venser [4] | Each nontoken creature you control that wasn't cast from your hand enters with two additional +1/+1 counters on it. / [+1]: Exile up to one other target permanent you control. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. / [−2]: For each opponent, return up to one target nonland permanent that player controls to its owner's hand. / Venser, V…
 Greyah: @HadesLeprechaun Yes it's constructed, but also Wheeler is running Arzakon's deck from Shandalar. Kind of.
Gunderrode: oh no, he's playing yorion 
 flatluigi: it gets revealed when it gets exiled right
 flatluigi: if it ends up mattering?
  LRRbot: Guardian of the Forgotten [3W] | Creature — Elephant Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever a modified creature you control dies, manifest the top card of your library.
 MegaDosX: Cam's deck is sick
  LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
  LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 MegaDosX: The value.
 raulghoulia: Cameron's deck is cool
NeoKevlar: sick
 Stormgod519: sun titan, my beloved
   LoadingReadyRun:  table size isn't really the issue with the board space, there already is more room on the table, but we'd have to zoom out the camera, making the cards smalller and harder to read🤔
Drum0_0: I had to cut riptide gearhulk from my venser deck it was too mean.
 flatluigi: also venser gets to just bounce one thing from everyone if you don't have stuff to blink?
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 MegaDosX: Yeah Venser can just toss a bunch of stuff back to hand with his -2
Gunderrode: good commander for morph too, can't wait to flip a willbender
 Stormgod519: hey, Sun Titan is the goat
FurthestChunk: Does Arzakon have Wrath in his deck?
TheFakeRibombee: Do we know what brand of dice they use? Looking to get some for webcam games, and the ones they use are the cleanest I see from any creators
CrossXhunteR: giant space greek dude
CrossXhunteR: or roman. whichever it is
Voidhawk42: Apollo
 HadesLeprechaun: it's the greek god who influenced humanity back in the day
marxmarksman: Worf on a wharf.
Tattybojangles69: Q on a horse
 lamina5432: sun titan knows he's unc now
Delmsh: !deck
  LRRbot: (9 Oct 2026: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/UB-hAbIji3K0h8Pz676fHQ Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/vu7e-SczQ0OU0TEHsTN-kQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/Ixvzlpfm50Wy7EKI1DnA7w Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/8AmhAZPf5naWEGwCeLzYFQ Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/4mPDh6loCUK_xAn29TD8bQ Angel - https://moxfield.com/decks/pAShAfYghXui3YksfBL_7w
  Juliamon: sorry, we JUST got decklists, I'm still updating it
 raulghoulia: Commander Ransom grows pretty big
FurthestChunk: There was the random Klingon played by a basketball guy iirc
northos: mr mott is the barber, right? I think the valet is mr hom or something like that?
 Stormgod519: Wheeler is very canlander pilled
 Stormgod519: but yeah
 Stormgod519: the frog is a frog but also its busted af
   LoadingReadyRun: @TheFakeRibombee most of the dice we use are Chessix. We also have some from spinndown dice from Burger Tokens
 MegaDosX: I like how Wheeler's got multiple banned cards on the table and isn't the problem 
 Stormgod519: all those basics
TheFakeRibombee: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks!
  Juliamon: !deck
  LRRbot: (6 Nov 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TVbBLmEqqEO-SX47xtr8Mw Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/x9Rew0KOAU6T-CHDc2-NUg Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/XIQMlWn2sEuBWqqJkrhBhQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/nv9TEqoYzU2gYM59bRvw_w
Gunderrode: it wouldn't be in vintage/legacy tables if it sucked
 Stormgod519: it casts your Icy Manipulator
  LRRbot: Faceless Devourer [2B] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [2/1] | Shadow / When this creature enters, exile another target creature with shadow. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
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 MegaDosX: Neat
 Mr_Horrible: when you don't have the formal training to be a faceless butcher
NeoKevlar: venser can bounce the faceless, and then cam will get the resto again for more value
FurthestChunk: oh my god this deck is so bad (positive connotation)
  LRRbot: Tony Stark [1U] (back: The Invincible Iron Man) | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer Hero [1/3] | {1}, {T}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / {4}{U}{R}: Transform Tony Stark. Activate only as a sorcery.
Capt_clown: Ah Shadow. Used to love that mechanic. Mostly because my old ass was the only one that still used them 
  LRRbot: Gilded Lotus [5] | Artifact | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
Gunderrode: shadow? could be worse, could be horsemanship
  LRRbot: Terrain Generator | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: Supplant Form [4UU] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. You create a token that's a copy of that creature.
  LRRbot: Arc Reactor [5] | Artifact | Improvise / This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
 Mr_Horrible: @Capt_clown defensive all-star Stronghold Overseer 
 HadesLeprechaun: So this version of Arzakon is going to be the worst performing, most expensive version of a commander deck anyone is every going to build of him, yeah?
  LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Etherium-Horn Sorcerer [4UR] | Artifact Creature — Minotaur Wizard Sorcerer [3/6] | {1}{U}{R}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. / Cascade
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
  LRRbot: Blood Lust [1R] | Instant | If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/−4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/−X until end of turn, where X is its toughness minus 1.
  LRRbot: Gilded Lotus [5] | Artifact | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
NeoKevlar: wizard trigger everyone takes 1
 Commodore_Perry_GG: I always thought it looked like someone hugging Falcor
  LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
 Stormgod519: the collar!
NeoKevlar: collar on wizard
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
NeoKevlar: would have been sick
 MegaDosX: Land destruction smh
avjamethyst: no bully cori
  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
  LRRbot: Obsianus Golem [6] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/6]
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
 MegaDosX: I didn't know Wheeler was running custom cards
 ElektroTal: oh my god he really made shandalar.dec
 Stormgod519: lol
 Mr_Horrible: Obsequious Golem
 Stormgod519: he did yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: It's great
 HadesLeprechaun: 6 mana 4/6 with flavor text, as Richard Garfield intended
 MegaDosX: He's ramping
  LRRbot: Time Wipe [2WWU] | Sorcery | Return a creature you control to its owner's hand, then destroy all creatures.
letsbelgo: wooooo
 MegaDosX: Kablam
 MegaDosX: Anticasual
 HadesLeprechaun: anti-casual vintage
 MegaDosX: !card anticausal vestige
  LRRbot: Anticausal Vestige [6] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/5] | When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / Warp {4}
 MegaDosX: A what
 Stormgod519: I also call it anti-casual
  LRRbot: Grapeshot Catapult [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/3] | {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature with flying.
 maxthefourth: This doesn't even cast grapeshot
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: and yet wheeler is back on 5c
northos: little did Nelson realize, the mana IS the bombs
 MegaDosX: Pipes trigger
   LoadingReadyRun:  Disguising a whole Plains as a 2/2 creature is impressive
letsbelgo: @MegaDosX ima shove you in a pipe
 MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun "This 2/2 is actually the entire Sahara"
 thraximore: oh dear
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
 HadesLeprechaun: hey, Fiver is better than the other things
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 MegaDosX: @letsbelgo I will suplex you
northish: How birds see scarecrows
 MegaDosX: It's still an 8/8
TheAlmightyCheddar: That dark depths is about to make a marit lage, let's Stifle that trigger
NeoKevlar: it shoots down all the birds of paradise
  LRRbot: Black Cat, Cunning Thief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | When Black Cat enters, look at the top nine cards of target opponent's library, exile two of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. You may play the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast spells this way.
letsbelgo: 9
 MegaDosX: Nine cards good lord
 r10pez10: i tune in and solemn is on screen. it's nice to see old friends
 MegaDosX: Rev doesn't fix your mana for stolen spells, hence she makes treasures
 Stormgod519: a while ago yeah
 r10pez10: they made the chainsaw legendary?
 MegaDosX: Oh no
Gunderrode: if only Arzakon played mirror universe... 
 Stormgod519: a turn 1 juggernaut does a lot...
 MegaDosX: !card rev tithe extractor
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
 MegaDosX: For comparison
 MegaDosX: Abadabadaba
  LRRbot: Cursed Mirror [2R] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. / As this artifact enters, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.
 MegaDosX: Oh spicy
 MegaDosX: That's impossibly spicy Cori
 HadesLeprechaun: my favorite red mana rock
 thraximore: probably wiped its own board too often
Gunderrode: you have all the circles of protection ben, you're fine :tf:
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean, it does have Fireball, which kinda works
 MegaDosX: Sure does
 MegaDosX: And now it's just a mirror
 r10pez10: !card arzakon
  LRRbot: Arzakon [WUBRG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Arzakon [4] | [+2]: Arzakon deals 3 damage to any other target. / [−3]: Create a Black Lotus token. / [−7]: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Arzakon can be your commander.
Toaster_Strooder:  many words on these small pieces of paperboard
 HadesLeprechaun: It's almost like Arzakon only intended to fight against one player instead of 3, smh
 r10pez10: the moxen are throwing me off
 MegaDosX: Hell yeah
  LRRbot: Clever Impersonator [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
NeoKevlar: @HadesLeprechaun that means means wheeler should have 3x the copies of every card arzakon has in his deck as a commander deck, right?
Gunderrode: no love for mana battery
 MegaDosX: So now Wheeler needs to somehow copy Sun Titan and then everyone will have had a Sun Titan
jwholla: its not the size of the sun titan that matters
  LRRbot: Vision Quest [XUR] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for an artifact creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it. If X is 4 or greater, it gains haste until end of turn. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
jwholla: the vision quest show is pretty good
 MegaDosX: Options.
 MegaDosX: Vision Quest has been fun, yeah
 Stormgod519: Pilgrim's Eye lol
 Stormgod519: Sun Titan is the GOAT
 Stormgod519: its so good
 Stormgod519: I love it
 HadesLeprechaun: @NeoKevlar I'm not sure that would help and it might, in fact, make the deck worse, lol
  LRRbot: Automated Artificer [2] | Artifact Creature — Artificer [1/3] | {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to activate an ability or cast an artifact spell.
TheAlmightyCheddar: James Spader is very good in this show
 Kaaannaaa: sun bro sun titan alter?
 MegaDosX: James Spader is just such a great actor
 gsyhiap: Are ya titan, son?
 MegaDosX: Someone saying those words in Commander in 2026
  LRRbot: Gem Bazaar | Land | When Gem Bazaar comes into play, choose a random color. / {T}: Add to your mana pool one mana of the color last chosen. Then choose a random color.
 raulghoulia: And Stevie Budd
Voidhawk42: Yeah, the Goes Wrong guys have been great
 YeetTheRich_: yooo
 dumbo3k: Shouldn't it be two +1/+1 counters from Vision Quest since he said X = 2?
 r10pez10: where's the theme song
 YeetTheRich_: play the gem bazaar sound effect
 ElektroTal: literal fucking shandalar, i am sop mad that he beat me to it
 HadesLeprechaun: that would be a fun real card, actually
Gunderrode: 
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
KWardJenx: 'Goes Wrong Show' mentioned. I'm a happy camper
 YeetTheRich_: wait hold up why is there no goblin polka band in the list
 YeetTheRich_: hateful
 MegaDosX: WHEELER
FurthestChunk: who's the plains Germans, island Germans, etc
 ArtDecoSunburn: The Hague calls Cam up for on stream war crimes.
 Stormgod519: he just keeps swearing
Gunderrode: I knew it 
  LRRbot: Desert Twister [4GG] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Hell yeah Desert Twister
 Stormgod519: AMAZING
letsbelgo: woooooooo
northos: any card in play!
Gunderrode: as soon as he said 6 mana 
 ElektroTal: i need that in my jandor. i used to have it in titania
KWardJenx: Cam, please leave the gratuitous alienation of other cultures to the Americans. Thank you
 MegaDosX: A what
  LRRbot: Wall of Dust [2R] | Creature — Wall [1/4] | Defender / Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature can't attack during its controller's next turn.
 James_the_Dabbler: Destroy the CARD
 HadesLeprechaun: preboarding against planeswalkers and battles before they existed
 r10pez10: that's too good at six mana
 MrGibberish: Curse you day light savings
 n3ther: right?
jwholla: wheeler's deck is full of such beautiful cards
 ArtDecoSunburn: @FurthestChunk As an American, always assumed Denmark was Germany's Canada -- perched on top like a hat.
 MrGibberish:  hour
FurthestChunk: gem bazaar is basically a command tower
Gunderrode: Wheeler needs cards from a deck that isn't his 
 MegaDosX: This Venser deck is very smooth
KWardJenx: 500
  LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
Bionull: No leash laws on the third path, I guess
 MegaDosX: Oh wow
  LRRbot: Overlord of the Floodpits [3UU] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/3] | Impending 4—{1}{U}{U} / Flying / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, draw two cards, then discard a card.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Bionull "Loran of the Dog Park" would definitely be more restrained.
 r10pez10: the overlords were cool huh
  LRRbot: Treachery [3UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When this Aura enters, untap up to five lands. / You control enchanted creature.
  LRRbot: Soltari Priest [WW] | Creature — Soltari Cleric [2/1] | Protection from red / Shadow
  LRRbot: Minas Morgul, Dark Fortress | Legendary Land | Minas Morgul enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}, {T}: Put a shadow counter on target creature. For as long as that creature has a shadow counter on it, it's a Wraith in addition to its other types.
 thraximore: oh my god I forgot about those
Drum0_0: !decks
  LRRbot: (6 Nov 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TVbBLmEqqEO-SX47xtr8Mw Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/x9Rew0KOAU6T-CHDc2-NUg Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/XIQMlWn2sEuBWqqJkrhBhQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/nv9TEqoYzU2gYM59bRvw_w
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 gualdhar: no no no, Hellfire anal plug
leodanet: every strike team is a polycule
 r10pez10: oh so it is the same raytheon
 Stormgod519: @gualdhar fire in my skin?
leodanet: @Stormgod519 it's more likely than you think
  LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 r10pez10: it's 2011. i have not played a land this turn
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  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
Gunderrode: no spirit link yet
 r10pez10: not the frog
 MegaDosX: But consider Wheeler, if you get your own Sun Titan then everyone will have had one
letsbelgo: lol, wheeler's deck cost $116,884.63 from moxfield. power 9 go
  LRRbot: Black Cat, Cunning Thief [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Villain [2/3] | When Black Cat enters, look at the top nine cards of target opponent's library, exile two of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. You may play the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast spells this way.
 thraximore: it's iconic
  LRRbot: Simulacrum Synthesizer [2U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / Whenever another artifact you control with mana value 3 or greater enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
 r10pez10: wtf
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Mattmitchell45: They put THAT in Mystery Booster?!
  LRRbot: Trading Post [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life. / {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Nelson in shambles
 thraximore: NOO
  LRRbot: Esoteric Duplicator [2U] | Artifact — Clue | Whenever you sacrifice this artifact or another artifact, you may pay {2}. If you do, at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that's a copy of that artifact. / {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
 Greyah: Trading Post! My favorite card in all of magic!
 MegaDosX: Oh that's kinda filthy
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 MegaDosX: They get dust in their eyes
 MegaDosX: And have to go to the eyewash station
  LRRbot: Daydream [W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Flashback {2}{W}
 Mattmitchell45: Every time I play with a Big Score card in Commander, I feel like a monster
 r10pez10: does daydreaming make you stronger
FurthestChunk: remember how this was the gameplay loop with primeval titan
FurthestChunk: just a full table fighting over one large green dude
NeoKevlar: did cam activate venser?
NeoKevlar: i dont this he did, right?
FurthestChunk: and then they dropped sylvan primordial and the problem got way worse
 r10pez10: he's gonna loop staff of domination get him
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
 MegaDosX: She's back
 Stormgod519: its so neat
FurthestChunk: I think it's how he felt about the moon
 MegaDosX: Also Rev trigger
 MegaDosX: Which, notably, happens to each player she hits
 MegaDosX: "I want you to cast my spells" "Don't mind if I do!"
 MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah
  LRRbot: Chandra, Awakened Inferno [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [6] | This spell can't be countered. / [+2]: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." / [−3]: Chandra deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. / [−X]: Chandra deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
 MegaDosX: Big Chandra
 n3ther: We leave finding a win condition as an exercise to the player
 MegaDosX: Is Cori about to start the clock?
 r10pez10: they made a red chandra?
 MegaDosX: Red dice would make sense
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 MegaDosX: One per emblem
 MegaDosX: This card was sick in Standard
 djalternative: she might be Jhoira
 r10pez10: female jace
 djalternative: weatherlite crew
 Stormgod519: love me the greensleeves
 Dromos_GHG: She could bi Lili
  LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
FurthestChunk: nah we need to know about the fall of the thran
leodanet: female jace? you mean face?
 tehfewl: fun fact, if Cori gets knocked out, the remaining players continue to burn
 MegaDosX: I think you technically control it
 MegaDosX: So I think you can order triggers so that yours happens first and then the emblem
 r10pez10: wheeler is so quick
 MegaDosX: It's been a few years since I've resolved a Chandra Awakened Inferno
  LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 djalternative: I think you own it because they don't go away on death
 tehfewl: Cori does not control the emblems
  LRRbot: Midnight Clock [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on this artifact. / At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on this artifact. / When the twelfth hour counter is put on this artifact, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile this artifact.
 MegaDosX: Cori just bids 23
leodanet: "114.2: An effect that creates an emblem is written "[Player] gets an emblem with [ability]." This means that [player] puts an emblem with [ability] into the command zone. The emblem is both owned and controlled by that player."
 MegaDosX: Cam what's your metamorph copying?
 r10pez10: bidding isn't paying so you can  bid more than you can pay
 lamina5432: We believe in cam
 ElektroTal: i beg your pardon, cam>
 MegaDosX: You might not be able to do that on Twitch, Cam
 ContingentCat: Good to know
leodanet: last time i did that on twitch they banned me
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Krang, Master Mind [6UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Utrom Warrior [1/4] | Affinity for artifacts / When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference. / Krang gets +1/+0 for each other artifact you control.
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FurthestChunk: They came from the swamp? Like the Dutch?
 MegaDosX: I think it's impressive that everyone is so close in terms of life totals this deep into the game
  LRRbot: The Invincible Iron Man [4UR] (front: Tony Stark) | Legendary Artifact Creature — Human Hero [5/5] | Flying, haste / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. If it's an Equipment, attach it to The Invincible Iron Man.
leodanet: i think the 9 mana colorless krang has flying. or gives flying
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Bionull: Love that part of Endgame where Tony built an elk mid fight
 MegaDosX: Spicy
 WiJohn: Well, I just got here and this boardstate is madness
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  LRRbot: Green Mana Battery [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {G}, then add an additional {G} for each charge counter removed this way.
 MegaDosX: Two down, three to go
 MegaDosX: Wheeler assembling his own Infinity Gauntlet over here
 MegaDosX: !card they came from the pipes
  LRRbot: They Came from the Pipes [4U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread twice. / Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.
 Stormgod519: take a draw off a pipe on camera????
 MegaDosX: Excuse you
 Stormgod519: excuxe you?
 MegaDosX: Just a little guy
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
  LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, proliferate.
  LRRbot: Unsettling Twins [3W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | When this creature enters, manifest dread.
 MegaDosX: Cam could proliferate the Clock!
leodanet: the "top" of a die is an interesting concept
 MegaDosX: Cam is cooking
leodanet: wait manifest dread creatures arent tokens?
 MegaDosX: They are not
 MegaDosX: They are colourless 2/2s with no names or abilities
leodanet: that's crazy
 r10pez10: no types no colours no names
 MegaDosX: And flipping them up doesn't count as them leaving and/or entering
leodanet: bros are just beings with no discernible qualities
 MegaDosX: Metastatic Evangel is a hilarious inclusion in this particular deck
 r10pez10: okay technically i think they have names
 MegaDosX: They have no name
 r10pez10: but it's like 'manifested creature #1, manifested creature #2'
 MegaDosX: It's why there's that one card in MKM that can't be blocked by creatures with no names
 r10pez10: oh interesting
 MegaDosX: !card pompous gadabout
  LRRbot: Pompous Gadabout [2G] | Creature — Human Citizen [4/2] | During your turn, this creature has hexproof. / This creature can't be blocked by creatures that don't have a name.
leodanet: that's why i give all my manifested creatures a name. they're all jeff variants
 MegaDosX: Notably this interacts interestingly with Guardian Project, since that draws cards if a creature enters that doesn't share a name with another creature. Since they have no names they don't share names and always draw
 MegaDosX: Learned that one from Brian Kibler
  LRRbot: Ephara, God of the Polis [2WU] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and blue is less than seven, Ephara isn't a creature. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control last turn, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Oh god Ephara
 MegaDosX: Value on value on value
Spades_Slicc: 6 7
 Stormgod519: oh boy
 tehfewl: near-a, ephara, where ever you are-a
 ElektroTal: i have never seen a board more in need of a wrath
 public_key_reveal_party: I love coming into stream at this part of the commander game
 r10pez10: cori's damn got shuffled away
leodanet: GET DOWN!! THE DOINKS ARE COMING!!
letsbelgo: @public_key_reveal_party you missed a board wipe *and*I a timetwist
 MegaDosX: What's funny is the board has already been wiped once
AkiraBalance27: time for Farewell
 Stormgod519: no, that's a different card, Cam
 public_key_reveal_party: @letsbelgo I did not want to believe you
leodanet: somewhat related to doinks coming i've just finished watching mad men's season 2 and as a young european man i had no idea the cuban missile crisis was such a big deal back then
 MegaDosX: Each upkeep isn't it?
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 Stormgod519: it sure says Each
  Juliamon: e a c h
 MegaDosX: "What do you mean it's /each/?!?"
 Stormgod519: we should
  LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
 MegaDosX: I'm not sure I'll forget Adam losing it over that one Crimson Vow card that puts counters on each creature in the PPR
Mindfire13: The Theros gods are such cool cards
 ContingentCat: Pardonwhat
  LRRbot: Armor Wars [2UR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — You may draw a card for each artifact you control. If you do, each opponent draws a card. / II — Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {1} less to cast. / III — This Saga deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.
 DeM0nFiRe: That has (+/-r)each?!?
5fivecents5: it says your last turn not the last turn
leodanet: im over here sorcering my horn
  LRRbot: Abstruse Appropriation [2WB] | Instant | Devoid / Exile target nonland permanent. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend colorless mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
 r10pez10: yeah but you get random fast effect
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Gunderrode: I have all this snakeoil, buy it fast, before they get it off my hands 
bunbun3000: don’t they get to pay kicker
Morrigan9: see you doctor if your cup continues to runnith over
  LRRbot: Clone Legion [7UU] | Sorcery | For each creature target player controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
 MegaDosX: !card metastatic evangel
  LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, proliferate.
 public_key_reveal_party: so genuine question, are cards with devoid playable in colorless commander decks?
letsbelgo: even more cards
 MegaDosX: Important word on that card
 Stormgod519: I love this car
 r10pez10: this is such a board state
 Stormgod519: card
 Stormgod519: more big expensive spells pls
 Stormgod519: yeah this has been great
 MegaDosX: This game has been awesome
Gunderrode: waiting for thieves' auction
 lamina5432: This is a grind but its a fun watch
Gunderrode: or maybe illicit auction, why not? 
leodanet: wait so now the manifest creatures are literally just nothing with nothing on the other side
 r10pez10: ha, yeah
 Welbog: Too many copies
 thraximore: oh dear
 MegaDosX: Evangel will not trigger from any of the copies being made right now notably
 Welbog: Nelly is gonna stack overflow
   LoadingReadyRun:  I feel like this combination of commanders is in the running for worst decks to play in remote webcam magic
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: no, Balefang...
leodanet: this isnt even none pizza left beef this is just none pizza none beef
Gunderrode: big boards are certainly big boards
 MegaDosX: Evangel will not
 MegaDosX: Nontoken
northos: @LoadingReadyRun ...mostly just Itazura, really 
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Great topic for a future "Tap, Tap, Concede."
 public_key_reveal_party: I got told when I got here 15 minutes ago there had already been a board wipe, and I am just understanding how it got to that point now
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Gunderrode I like big boards, I cannot lie.
   LoadingReadyRun: @public_key_reveal_party multiple board wipes
Gunderrode: @ArtDecoSunburn me too, I also like this kind of lower tier bracket commander
 MegaDosX: This will trigger Evangel
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Gunderrode It's nice to see a variety of cards that are not frequently played paired with older classics.
Gunderrode: @ArtDecoSunburn same, I'm a sucker for old art too
 MegaDosX: !card circuit mender
  LRRbot: Circuit Mender [3] | Artifact Creature — Insect [2/3] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Gunderrode I'm always impressed by the range of older art.
  LRRbot: Pinnacle Emissary [1UR] | Artifact Creature — Robot [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying." / Warp {U/R}
  LRRbot: Etherium-Horn Sorcerer [4UR] | Artifact Creature — Minotaur Wizard Sorcerer [3/6] | {1}{U}{R}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. / Cascade
Gunderrode: I love pinnacle so much
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 r10pez10: i'm glad i'm not in this game, but this is fun to watch
 MegaDosX: Good lord Nelson's board lmao
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LRRbot Is there a Horn tribal archetype?
 MegaDosX: Come on Wheeler you can surely get a second in 
 r10pez10: !patreon
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jhmv: somebody cast wrath
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 MegaDosX: Do we have decklists for these decks?
 Stormgod519: pfft
 r10pez10: !decks
  LRRbot: (6 Nov 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TVbBLmEqqEO-SX47xtr8Mw Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/x9Rew0KOAU6T-CHDc2-NUg Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/XIQMlWn2sEuBWqqJkrhBhQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/nv9TEqoYzU2gYM59bRvw_w
Mindfire13: What a great board for a Rakdos Charm
 MegaDosX: Thanks
 public_key_reveal_party: I am not a fan of "fleshy noodles"
 ArtDecoSunburn: Could someone play Scherazade and get a similarly large board state concurrently on the floor?
Gunderrode: guess nobody's winning with biorhythm
 InfiniTokens: That's... a lotta cards you have there.
 r10pez10: fund LRR a bigger table
 ArtDecoSunburn: Can someone count how many individual cards are out now?
   LoadingReadyRun: It is fun to see things get silly, but I do wish there was a way to show the board more clearly. It's kind of a fundemental issue with streaming paper magic (and commander in particular)
 r10pez10: gem_bazzar.wav
 public_key_reveal_party: @ArtDecoSunburn "we go now to the 4th dimensional camera for this game state"
 CaptainSpam: "And next week, six-player Commander!"
 MegaDosX: So looking at these decklists, I can see why there hasn't been a board wipe in a while.
 InfiniTokens: Just knock out one player and then you can use all THEIR space.
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
 Stormgod519: settle would be so gross
AkiraBalance27: dunno if settle would help here if no ones attacking
 r10pez10: settle is very fun in commander
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun We salute the clarity of what you have achieved so far. Would higher resolution cameras help for future instances of this, letting you zoom out further?
  LRRbot: Circle of Protection: Red [1W] | Enchantment | {1}: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Gunderrode: @LoadingReadyRun could be worse, could be everyone playing whtz
 MegaDosX: !card itazura
  LRRbot: Itazura, Lingering Wick [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top three cards of your library. Each opponent secretly chooses a number 0 or greater. Then those numbers are revealed. Choose an opponent with the highest number. Itazura deals that much damage to them, then they may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost. You put a card from among them that wasn't cast this way into your hand.
 MegaDosX: No more Pipes 
 r10pez10: life totals are at least going down
 MegaDosX: Also draw for turn
 ArtDecoSunburn: Let's call this the "Cards in a Hat" format, where they object is to get everyone's cards all on the table at the same time.
Gunderrode: nooooo
Gunderrode: not the wall of dust
 MegaDosX: Is Cameron going for a big swing here?
 MegaDosX: Loran notably has vigilance
   LoadingReadyRun: @ArtDecoSunburn we could easily zoom out, but them all the cards get smaller. I guesswe could get a bigger playmat and slowly zoom out as the game goes on
 ArtDecoSunburn: So many cards you can't turn other cards sideways.
Gunderrode: @LoadingReadyRun would need an individual camera setting like Spike Feeders my guess
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Having the most-recently played card displayed in the middle and the chat bot both help immensely, so you're leagues ahead already.
  LRRbot: Pursued by Something | Plane — Duskmourn | At the beginning of your second main phase, if you control a tapped creature, manifest dread. / Whenever Chaos ensues, exile target creature. If it's an instant or sorcery, cast it without paying its mana cost. Otherwise put it onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
letsbelgo: plane?!
 fcloud: here we see nelson on a classic white-red table-filler list
  Juliamon: camera pls
 Stormgod519: Cameron, Okay
  LRRbot: Avatar's Wrath [2WW] | Sorcery | Choose up to one target creature, then airbend all other creatures. / Until your next turn, your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands. / Exile Avatar's Wrath.
letsbelgo: loplolol
 public_key_reveal_party: this feels like a cool archenemy game state
 r10pez10: why did i have to say that life totals were going down
 ElektroTal: POWER SINK TIME
 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Now if I ever send you a box of the Sim City TCG for you to play, that will require zooming out as it consumes the table.
tahoebyker: why are their boards so big??
 Stormgod519: well
 Stormgod519: not anymore
 MegaDosX: That sounds correct
 r10pez10: !card power sink
  LRRbot: Power Sink [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspent mana.
 ElektroTal: power sink is an all timer
 MegaDosX: Cameron cleaning up the board state
   LoadingReadyRun: @Gunderrode ya, I guess the alternative is to do it more like EDSC where the gameplay takes up the entire frame and the facecams are small or cutaways
 ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun that is the way, imo
 MegaDosX: Cameron with the broom
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are there any cards that depend on total card count on the table to activate effects?
 r10pez10: a tiny circle cutaway for faces that is even harder to aim over the faces
  LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, proliferate.
  LRRbot: Avatar's Wrath [2WW] | Sorcery | Choose up to one target creature, then airbend all other creatures. / Until your next turn, your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands. / Exile Avatar's Wrath.
  LRRbot: Power Sink [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspent mana.
 ElektroTal: ho ho ho ha ha ha GOBLIN POLKA
 r10pez10: only show two players boards at once, and vision switch every single time something happens. what could go wrong
   LoadingReadyRun: @ElektroTal it is a shame to lose the facecams, though
 public_key_reveal_party: so do mana dorks get through power sink?
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 ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Agree. They're part of your brand. Really add to the troupe identity I associate with LRR. I wouldn't minimize those.
 fcloud: @public_key_reveal_party i think yes? they're not lands with mana abilities and they're not unspent mana
 MegaDosX: This has been great
 ElektroTal: this is bracket Sheldon edh
 r10pez10: backwards compatibility in magic always amazes me
 MegaDosX: Though I think my brain would have melted out my ears by now if I were playing
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah it is @ElektroTal
Gunderrode: pull from eternity the card you want, easy 
 r10pez10: there's no CoP colourless, right
 r10pez10: i know there's one for artifacts
 ArtDecoSunburn: Hmmm. How about an un-deck card that requires you to build ever larger houses of cards out of your discards.
 MegaDosX: No
 MegaDosX: Just you Nelson
Gunderrode: @r10pez10 only white that I know
 thraximore: I don't think so
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: this thing is from Eldraine
 thraximore: there's a CoP Shadow, funnily enough
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 thraximore: oh sick!
  LRRbot: Dauthi Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Dauthi Zombie [1/1] | Shadow / Whenever a creature with shadow dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Gunderrode: phage is the real og
 thraximore: !decks
  LRRbot: (6 Nov 2026: Commander) Tonight's Decks: Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/TVbBLmEqqEO-SX47xtr8Mw Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/x9Rew0KOAU6T-CHDc2-NUg Cori - https://moxfield.com/decks/XIQMlWn2sEuBWqqJkrhBhQ Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/nv9TEqoYzU2gYM59bRvw_w
Bionull: Early 90s kids won't remember stories
Uniclonus: What about Greater Realm of Preservation?
  LRRbot: Looter il-Kor [1U] | Creature — Kor Rogue [1/1] | Shadow / Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card, then discard a card.
 Stormgod519: hehe
 thraximore: yooooo Maze of Shadows let's GO
  LRRbot: Dauthi Slayer [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Soldier [2/2] | Shadow / This creature attacks each combat if able.
 thraximore: oh MY. Cori's list looks like my jam
 ArtDecoSunburn: Now I want to see this 4-commander interaction as a rematch, with each player having 200 cards and 80 life. Think of the table state!
 MegaDosX: I'm enjoying all four of these commanders
  LRRbot: Simulacrum Synthesizer [2U] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, scry 2. / Whenever another artifact you control with mana value 3 or greater enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
 thraximore: aw, no Dauthi Embrace though
 Stormgod519: hmmmm
Gunderrode: no Dauthi Mindripper either :'(
  LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Gunderrode: that card is mean on Alesha decks
  LRRbot: Etherium-Horn Sorcerer [4UR] | Artifact Creature — Minotaur Wizard Sorcerer [3/6] | {1}{U}{R}: Return this creature to its owner's hand. / Cascade
  LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
 r10pez10: i like how they  have horns made of etherium
Drum0_0: avatar’s wrath blocks cascade
 Stormgod519: ^
Gunderrode: blocks cascade, blocks commanders... it sucks when you get hit
 MegaDosX: Oh right yeah no Fellwar Stone for Nelson
 Stormgod519: mhmm
 Stormgod519: it gets put on the bottom yeah
  LRRbot: Naktamun Lorespinner // Wheel of Fortune | Naktamun Lorespinner [2R] | Creature — Jackal Wizard [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has one or fewer cards in hand, this creature becomes prepared. // Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
 Stormgod519: ah I wish this prepared card was just a bit better
 Stormgod519: like why does it need to be one or fewer?
 Stormgod519: is three or fewer too much to ask?
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's now
Gunderrode: no ivory tower shandalar secret tech in arzakon's deck 
 Stormgod519: oh boy
  LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Gunderrode: illegal play D:
  LRRbot: Disintegrate [XR] | Sorcery | Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 ElektroTal: YES
letsbelgo: yeeeaahhh
 pn55: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: wow
Gunderrode: D I S I N T E G R A T E D
 pn55: You're free Cameron!
Drum0_0: Cam is free!
Gunderrode: and he's not even playing a dalek
 public_key_reveal_party: I think cam has to leave stream now
 CastleOtranto: Insert Jaya Ballard quote
 DeM0nFiRe: But then Cam has to return to his deck after the game is over
 Stormgod519: o7 Cam
 Stormgod519: oh I love the gearhulks
  LRRbot: Circle of Protection: Blue [1W] | Enchantment | {1}: The next time a blue source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
 thraximore: there's something so pure about Disintegrate
Bionull: Lady in the circle looks kinda blue
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 HadesLeprechaun: a massive X burn spell to kill a player has to be one of the most acceptable deaths in commander, can't be mad about that
 HadesLeprechaun: honest magic
 MegaDosX: What that Odin do
 r10pez10: impossibly sick kill
 Stormgod519: incredible
 tehfewl: @MegaDosX murder
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Bionull: Wheeler hundred percent has a fireball
 e_bloc: the wraith off cori
Gunderrode: Odin is Phage's nephew
 ArtDecoSunburn: @tehfewl Was there a Norse mythology set?
 ElektroTal: odin was in final fantasy
 ElektroTal: but the norse set was kaldheim
 ArtDecoSunburn: Ahh.
 ElektroTal: !card summon primal odin
  LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @ElektroTal I didn't realize that plane had equivalents of the Aesir.
  LRRbot: Circle of Protection: Shadow [1W] | Enchantment | {1}: The next time a creature of your choice with shadow would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
 Greyah: If you're gonna die anyway, Zantetsuken is at least a pretty cool way to go.
  LRRbot: Boss Uramon, Shadow's Reach [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Shadow / Attacking Ninjas and Rogues you control have deathtouch. / Whenever one or more Ninjas and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 black Rat Rogue creature token.
 cronatos: I have killed a player with Zentetsuken ones of times.  It was great.
avjamethyst: minas morgul can target opponents creatures
 Stormgod519: ruh roh
 Stormgod519: @avjamethyst now that's spicy
  LRRbot: Shapeshifter [6] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [*/7-*] | As this creature enters, choose a number between 0 and 7. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a number between 0 and 7. / Shapeshifter's power is equal to the last chosen number and its toughness is equal to 7 minus that number.
 r10pez10: i hope goblin polka wins
  LRRbot: Arzakon [WUBRG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Arzakon [4] | [+2]: Arzakon deals 3 damage to any other target. / [−3]: Create a Black Lotus token. / [−7]: Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Arzakon can be your commander.
Uniclonus: Psy Blast?
  LRRbot: Braingeyser [XUU] | Sorcery | Target player draws X cards.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are there any legendary characters who are explicitly prohibited from being a commander (on the card text or in the rules)?
  LRRbot: Black Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.
  LRRbot: Wall of Dust [2R] | Creature — Wall [1/4] | Defender / Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature can't attack during its controller's next turn.
 Stormgod519: wow
  LRRbot: Circle of Protection: White [1W] | Enchantment | {1}: The next time a white source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
 MegaDosX: The unmitigated power
 InfiniTokens: @ArtDecoSunburn Most Planes walkers.
 r10pez10: yay the wall is back
 Stormgod519: ever just cast black lotus on your way out?
 InfiniTokens: And any on the banned lisy
 ArtDecoSunburn: @InfiniTokens Interesting.
 ElektroTal: that is the most shandalar play of all time
niccus: it is usually inadvisable to have phage as commander
 ArtDecoSunburn: @niccus Too unreliable?
  LRRbot: Howl from Beyond [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
 Stormgod519: bigger than before
Gunderrode: gg
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Cori wins at 1
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
TheLadyMakai: gg
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 WiJohn: Time for round 2!
 lamina5432: that was a good watch
 r10pez10: what a game
Gunderrode: dece start for the bo7 
 cronatos: What an insanely good game.
 MegaDosX: That game was fantastic
 ElektroTal: this is the MOST magic game. the perfect game.
 Stormgod519: true
Bionull: Surely we never forgot a chandra trigger
 fcloud: im shocked that nelson lost after having a trillion health
 fcloud: *life
 MegaDosX: @fcloud Just Odin things
Drum0_0: I think I’m not a commander player.
 MegaDosX: Itazura just looks very cool as a commander
 ArtDecoSunburn: @fcloud Cori whittled his health down like arteriosclerosis.
  LRRbot: Coveted Jewel [6] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, draw three cards. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color. / Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.
  LRRbot: The Ten Rings [8] | Legendary Artifact | Your maximum hand size is ten. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have fewer than ten cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
 InfiniTokens: "Different pile of stupid" how many of us build commander decks.
  LRRbot: Take Possession [5UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Split second / Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent.
Gunderrode: @MegaDosX I think it can really good with all the auction cards too
  LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Recall?
 YeetTheRich_: sol ring?
  LRRbot: Blightsteel Colossus [{12}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [11/11] | Trample, infect, indestructible / If Blightsteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Blightsteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
 ElektroTal: cori did the exact thing you need to do when faced with an op with infinitrillion life- one shot them another way.
 MegaDosX: Four decks worth of points lmao
 Stormgod519: oh hell yeah Braingeyser
  LRRbot: Time Stretch [8UU] | Sorcery | Target player takes two extra turns after this one.
Gunderrode: @MegaDosX also would be cool if you could play choice of damnations there
letsbelgo: $116,884.63
 Stormgod519: love me the coveted jewel
letsbelgo: walking around money
letsbelgo: yes
 Stormgod519: holy shit
 Stormgod519: that is too much money
 e_bloc: 
 MegaDosX: Hmm. I could buy a car, or a Magic deck. Which do I want.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
TheLadyMakai: that's three quarters of my house value lol
 Stormgod519: A car?
 HadesLeprechaun: as is only correct for Arzakon
 Stormgod519: I don't need a car, that's keeping my rent up for a while with that much
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 Stormgod519: jam that canlander
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, looking forward to canlander
 ElektroTal: I should ask Graham if i can sneak into an LRR signing to do a secret shivam and wheeler signing
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MegaDosX If you bought the car, you could put your remaining, non-valuable cards in the glove compartment.
 Stormgod519: I won't be there, jam for me
forpush: i'm going out of my way to get to amsterdam next year to jam some canlander
 Stormgod519: @ElektroTal oh fun
 Stormgod519: do it, Shivam
 e_bloc: given our options, I think we're on shadowmoor
 e_bloc: and Adam was 100% taking the shortest route through the book
 Stormgod519: Cam!
 Vinewood_OG: 
 lamina5432: oh need to redownload so I can be killed a bunch
 e_bloc: shoot and hinder are often the same
 Stormgod519: Stark?
letsbelgo: I just beat this game, its good
 e_bloc: oh hell yeah
 ArtDecoSunburn: Even Pennsylvania, Paul?
 omdorastrix: Serge recently played through this on his home stream.. Soo..
 e_bloc: I hope the metroids are in this one
letsbelgo: vampire metroids
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 Stormgod519: oh bus yeah
 Stormgod519: nice
 Stormgod519: and that's on my day off too
 Athelgar: did the peg get glued since last time?
 Stormgod519: I can tune in for it
 e_bloc: this game is oddly good
 e_bloc: ah the mortification of the flesh
 lamina5432: apparently made for the devs wife who couldn't do real life sewing anymore
 Stormgod519: ayyy
 Stormgod519: paupy time
 MegaDosX: Paup paup
 Stormgod519: love me a Kor Skyfisher
 MegaDosX: Time is fake
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: its so silly
Inkompetence: We match the Yukon!
 e_bloc: I'm gonna have to change my work hours to 8-4
 lamina5432: winipeg is the same as new york city
 NotCainNorAbel: I can believe it
 62MGcobra: have our own time zone here in sask, you'll get one soon
 Stormgod519: 
 Stormgod519: cheers Cam
 Commodore_Perry_GG:   
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 1 1 1
 Commodore_Perry_GG: eleven years
 InfiniTokens: "Hedgehog Knight" love it
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Stormgod519: dabits!
 Vinewood_OG: 
 Stormgod519: ggs fam
 Stormgod519: gnight yall
 lamina5432: gnight
 e_bloc:   
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 Commodore_Perry_GG:             
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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