Dice Friends || Lone Wolf Book 12 - The Masters of Darkness Part 2

  TXC2: title change!
 beowuuf: 
 PharaohBender27:  Ahoy-hoy! Now, do we all remember where we left off?
  TXC2: sure don't 
 beowuuf: we had or were about to meet the slavemaster
 beowuuf: or whatever more modern name we need to correct that to
 PharaohBender27: I think we did meet him and even saw artwork
 beowuuf: he's so dreamy...pity he was so evil and only started helping when he thought he was going to be murdered
 beowuuf: also we have another evil sword because why not
 accountmadeforants: Really, aren't all swords at least a *little* evil?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh right, still on book 12. Forget that we stopped before.
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: not as evil as that evil fucking dagger that stabs people 8000 times
 accountmadeforants: (Not suggesting they're automatically on the same level as the Evil Fucking Dagger Of Stabbing Someone Several Thousand Times)
 beowuuf: no, we have the good sword. its gold and shines so can't be evil nor used for evil. anything we did with it was good.
 accountmadeforants: Exactly SarkhanGluedBackTogether you get it
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: @accountmadeforants  you know what's up
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 PharaohBender27:  !
 RockPusher:   
 beowuuf:    
 accountmadeforants: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Does anyone remember which passage we stopped at?
  Juliamon: Beej probably does
 lirazel64: I got the 2020 gatcha bus - I'll never forget how much DB meant that year.
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for Dice Friends! Today, Adam continues with Part 2 of Lone Wolf Book 12 - The Masters of Darkness. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117576934994842737
  Juliamon: You see ads now, so you won't see them during the actual stream
  TXC2: ^
 PharaohBender27: Oh, looks like my DB stuff has arrived - I'll need to go check my mail during the break
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 hieroglyphica: The rubber keychain is pretty dope too
 beowuuf: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Maybe 81?
 spo8n: @Juliamon except for the inline ads they do now...
 Coherent_Noise: Woo. More dice friends. What are we on Book 60?
  Juliamon: spo8n that's only a problem if you're not using a popout window 
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 beowuuf: dice!
 MenomeAlice: Time for Jon Moxley's favourite fantasy series; Lone Woof
 BusTed: 
 RockPusher: 
 Nigouki: waaaasssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
  TXC2: Hello Adam and Beej and Paul on tech
 beowuuf: hey adam! hey beej! hey hidden paul!
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 accountmadeforants: 
 RockPusher: Nice stein Beej
 PharaohBender27: 
 YFiddler: Hello Mr. Bats 
 Mr_Horrible: but my food's gonna get cold
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 accountmadeforants: Crucial part of the lore
Invitare: Stop *everything*? Even breathing?
 MenomeAlice: Me, stinky? Prove it
 Mr_Horrible: the same could be said of many things
 hieroglyphica: We were just talking about the 80000 stab dagger
 PharaohBender27: 8,000 *in the dick*, specifically
 beowuuf: the mamdani effect - i thought it was only 7000 times
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 hieroglyphica: I thought it wasn't always the dick
 DeM0nFiRe: People as arsking a lot of questions about my evil fucking dagger that stabs you 8000 times that I think are answered by my evil fucking dagger that stabs you 8000 times
 sirzechs_666:   
EphemeralOsprey: I can watch LRR live for once and you want me to be informed?? how dare you
 BraveOthello: @PharaohBender27 What is the target doesn't have one?
SunDancerGE: Is there beer on the table? Why is there beer on their table and not on mine?
 e_bloc: @BraveOthello It first grants you a dick
  TXC2: !dragonshield
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 PharaohBender27: @SunDancerGE I'm not certain that's beer, since Beej doesn't drink
Firewhiskers: @PharaohBender27 As a trans person, I had that happen to me but I got better.
 beowuuf: lrr sends their regards... but in a nice way...
 HorusFive: 512 Can't stay around but I'l be watching from the FUTURE!
  TXC2: Firewhiskers  
 PharaohBender27: @BraveOthello Oh, I think I know why - it's MERCH!
 BusTed: don't be like baby adam
 cowfemme: @EphemeralOsprey How dare he attack us like this!
 beowuuf: hey vod horusfive sergeHi
 e_bloc: Yeah your fighter is great but my character is friends with god
  TXC2: "and that's Crimes Jonson" "what are his crimes?" "he's a healer who doesn't heal"
 Mr_Horrible: IN MINECRAFT IN MINECRAFT
MatzerKat: "How badly do you want to avoid a death save?"
 YFiddler: no 
  TXC2: !store
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 Strebenherz: 
 PharaohBender27: Whoops, that reply earlier was meant for @SunDancerGE , not @BraveOthello - my apologies 
Invitare: Adam have you not read the classic children's series Tuggernuts?
 BusTed: mug!
 Strebenherz: RIGHT.  I need to grab the tugger nuts before they go away
 PharaohBender27: !map
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Mr_Horrible: mug! and disc! and hat!
loufghyslaufey: Dang it! You're "Happy Houring" already!?
 ClodiumSoride: @Strebenherz they were delayed when I ordered them during Desert Bus, so if you order now I think it'll be a pre-order effectively.
  TXC2: steins and books? so it's Bottoms up Tugger nuts ?
morteica: How big are the notebooks?
 DoodlestheGreat: o7
 DarktanUK: O7
 cowfemme: Don't Forget To Desert Bus
 RockPusher: Adam on the front lines of commerce!
 BusTed: 
 YFiddler: is that the grahamleen pencil again?
 BusTed: one would just be vulgar
 cowfemme: Loading Ready For Awesome
 Mr_Horrible: he's so full of T
morteica: It doesn't say the dimensions of the notebooks. How big?
  Juliamon: Ttugger Nuts
 Strebenherz:    
 MenomeAlice: Okay, I'll have to grab those steins in the new year and hope they survive the trip to the UK...
loufghyslaufey: Curse these fabricated tectonic timezone shifts....!
 SnackPak_: I almost forgot about book!
loufghyslaufey: Oh, lawl
 e_bloc: its a berenstein bears thing
 Mr_Horrible: Tugger Nutts on a cycle
 RockPusher: Tugger Nutts and the Extra T
 SnackPak_: not at all
 beowuuf: 8 years passed
 beowuuf: we got back
 beowuuf: we went on a ship
 cowfemme: Desert Bus To Awesome
 BusTed: Love some contextless notes
 PharaohBender27: Only vaguely
 HorusFive: That was like 100000 years ago
 beowuuf: ship broke
 NotCainNorAbel: yes, no further questions
  TXC2: sweaty, got acne, hair where there was no hair before....
 DoodlestheGreat: I think you were sent to another dimension?
 beowuuf: blah blah blah slavemaster
 Piratical_tendancies: !advice
  LRRbot: Try not to be "BAD"
 beowuuf: @TXC2 they might have meant with the book 
Invitare: betrayed by Asthma Jim
 HorusFive: @beowuuf Oh right.  We had our ship destroyed for like 50 pages
 PharaohBender27: I also forgot about the bomb
Firewhiskers: Did they have minutes in the Middle Ages?
  TXC2: beowuuf  yeah I know, the book is going through puberty 
 e_bloc: 4444 here i go wish me luck
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc 
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 beowuuf: @HorusFive and all the people we sailed with got killed on the beach. just for a refreshing change of pace from the usual fate of our boats / sailors on the boats
  TXC2: Firewhiskers  yeap, Minutes are from like 3000BC
Firewhiskers: @TXC2 o7
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 beowuuf: @TXC2 it's 12, sorry, i get it now 
 e_bloc: that was hilarious
 Coherent_Noise: @Firewhiskers They didn't invent minutes until the Renaissance.
 beowuuf: pure cinema, just liek that book 5 chase through the palace
 beowuuf: dagger of vashna
 e_bloc: big twin peaks "I know who killed laura palmer I'll tell you in the morning"  ...."I forget" - dale cooper in the morning
  Sarah_Serinde: Before you usually had no reason to use anything other than the sword
 PharaohBender27: There's also ironclads
 Mr_Horrible: does Lone Wolf know his blood type?
Invitare: honestly the Oxygen one is more insane. That discovery took a while
 Mr_Horrible: with rh +/-?
 HorusFive: And the Darklords invented the steam engine to power their ships
 beowuuf: the new books mention the dagger more, the old books almosy literally forgot the dagger exists aside from throwing it once until this book
 SnackPak_: oh yeah
 ContingentCat: Why does that ship exist?
Firewhiskers: Harbormasters hate that
  TXC2: are we sure this book is for children?
 fragilepaper:  
 BusTed: 
 Laurence72: LOL
 ClodiumSoride: Calvin just standing at the prow
 beowuuf: darklords invented the party machine so they can leave the darklands and party on their own. our bomb is to mess up the party machine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This is why we take notes
 e_bloc: that is the ship, your honor
Firewhiskers: Do not dump sewage in open water
  TXC2: a knife off
 Strebenherz: Next desert bus can we have "beej takes notes on your DND game" as a raffle? 
 ContingentCat: Whinie the pooh
 DoodlestheGreat: Donald Duck.
 e_bloc: donald is a selfish lover
 PharaohBender27: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Looney Tunes were created after Disney's first sound cartoons.
 Strebenherz: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  does my voice sound ok on the stream?
 beowuuf: gorilla
 DoodlestheGreat: Yes, you sound fine.
 ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun sounds good here
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  sounds fine to me so far
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we learned that "the bad guys" have workers' rights and support for scientific advancements, while we are supported by the slavemaster and wield an evil fucking dagger that stabs people 8000 times... huh
 e_bloc: slavemaster (ally)
 Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun Sounded good
 NoxStryx: Porky is 1935 Donald is 1934, so very close but Porky is Donald Ducking it.
  Sarah_Serinde: we were told at the start
Invitare: the mages told you to search for him
 BusTed: Yeah I think we were told he was an inside man
 e_bloc: oh no he was a good guy the whole time
 beowuuf: he's on our side because he wants to leave before the darklords turn on him
 BusTed: 📦
 DoodlestheGreat: They're crate "like" crates...
Firewhiskers: A big crate the size of a small crate
 Coherent_Noise: Turns out, evil is more a federation of sides.
 Strebenherz: CRATELIKE CRATES
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: the guy who cheated was sentenced to . . . leave and go back home in the morning?
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Right!
 beowuuf: darklord! we killed a darklord
 NoxStryx: But they are both technically Winnie the Poohing it, because Winnie is 1926
  Juliamon: Winnie originally didn't wear any clothing at all though
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz:    
 SnackPak_: right, I remember that
 e_bloc: where did we stab them
 NoxStryx: @Juliamon Ahh true, gotta find the first time they wear a shirt
  TXC2: I'd buy that Adam would do that move IRL
 ContingentCat: 8000 stabs seems unnecessary
 accountmadeforants: All of this did happen
 accountmadeforants: @ContingentCat That's why it's an evil dagger
 ContingentCat: @e_bloc when you stab them 8000 times, there's not much less not stabbed
 e_bloc: @ContingentCat good point
 accountmadeforants: I think we established that newer evil weapons are like... spears of stabbing someone 12 times. Much more reasonable stuff.
Firewhiskers: What if each stab i actually the size of a papercut?
 beowuuf: i thought you had a certain number of rounds to fight the sommerswerd ?
  TXC2: then you 8000 paper cuts
 SnackPak_: it would take so long to stab someone 8000 times
 beowuuf: you need the hump
 Scorpio_SW: @SnackPak_ arm would get so tired
 beowuuf: avoid friends and enemies
 e_bloc: are we sure this isn't part of Beej's anime roundup that we're reading now
 BusTed: pretty good
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Beej 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that was incredible
 PharaohBender27: Absolutely
 e_bloc: round of applause
 beowuuf: 10/10 all notes
 GhostValv: the ultimate "you had to be there"
 SnackPak_: that's exactly what happened
 kdefinition: Thank you, Beej, for the recap
 Laurence72: I missed that session, but those notes, while confusing me, DID amuse me greatly.
 NoxStryx: @Juliamon First red shirt appearence is 1932
 SnackPak_: Beej is our Homer
 cowfemme: Amazing for my first dice friends stream
  Juliamon: Ah, well that's settled then
Invitare: It's a Land Battleship
 BusTed: sandcrawler
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's like that jawa thing from star wars
 NoxStryx: Porky is 1935 Donald is 1934, so very close but Porky is Donald Ducking it. But both are Winnie the Poohing it because the first appearance of Pooh in just the red shirt is 1932
  TXC2: very garzwhailer
 SquareDotCube: It's a land train
 beowuuf: if the jawas had something this size the stormtroppers would not have done shit
 BusTed: @NoxStryx 
Invitare: HALF WAY through book 12
 e_bloc: 21 books to go
  TXC2: SquareDotCube  as opposed to all them sea trains we have? 
 beowuuf: This was definitely the end at the time, until it got extended.... then extended again
 e_bloc: first can we ask their pronouns
  TXC2: Aureless behaviour
Invitare: was emerald robes safe or dangerous?
 BusTed: damn
EphemeralOsprey: "plain emerald" is giving oxymoron
 ContingentCat:  we'll take it, I know someone who prefers it/it's pronouns
 CabooseFails: apart from all the things that don't look human, you could pass as human
  TXC2: good thing he's not a pig
 SquareDotCube: Miss Piggy?
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 beowuuf: is this pig like creature single?
 YFiddler: how many pigs has paul talked to?
 e_bloc: its not a pig, its practically a human except for the piggishness
 A_Dub888: That depends: Is this creature single?
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: YFiddler  or more to the point, how many Pigs have talked to Paul?
 beowuuf: when in helgedad, do as the helgedadish do
  TXC2: quite the happening pad
 ClodiumSoride: anybody else immediately hear the Amok Time (IIRC) music in their head when seeing that picture?
 e_bloc: can't get anything past us
 ArtDecoSunburn: Amtrak Acela is just all death pits, punctuated by quiet cars.
 beowuuf: slavemaster: avoid people in the green and silver robes, as they'll know your name and i'm stuffed if i can remember it right now
Ferisar: giakdamn
 beowuuf: @ClodiumSoride as is tradition
  TXC2: "I wager 500 Quatloos on the newcomer"
 CaptainSpam: Do we have any bouba, though?
 ClodiumSoride: bet on the lizard guy!
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Firewhiskers: Why are we being so judgmental about this Giak's appearance?
 ClodiumSoride: Orange! If it gets in range of the chain, it can bite the other guy's face.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Does the orange one have the brain cell?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LitigiousBrainyPlumOpieOP-Z2MKHf1pePbNn9n5
 e_bloc: my money is on hulk hogre
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 254
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's got the reach with it
 xantos69: I wager on Lizard
 e_bloc: club with spikes is op
 SquareDotCube: Ball and chain can tie lizard up
 e_bloc: its a morality test
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It fills out a few passages
 beowuuf: it shows how evil everyone is
 Nigouki: Because the train has no Wifi
 YFiddler: entertainment during the long journey
 e_bloc: fantasy morality is orange-blue instead of black-white
Firewhiskers: So let's participate in the evil
 YFiddler: it's the in-flight movie
 ArtDecoSunburn: Again, death match betting is a feature on Amtrak.
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki 
 Strebenherz: @Nigouki 
 e_bloc: we could have chosen the quiet car
 e_bloc: instead of the deathmatch car
 beowuuf: no brakes, no wifi, a closed system of currency. it's doomed
 SquareDotCube: This train has no WIzard FIngers
 ContingentCat: a dirt floor on a train is quite something
 CabooseFails: this is jabba's sail barge
 e_bloc: only up until 2019
  TXC2: what if the floor IS the outside floor, and the pit is constantly moving ?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the death pit *is* economy. First class gets to watch
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc There all fights are strangulation with garottes. Very quiet.
 Coherent_Noise: Is it evil to be a good guy, but you bet on polymarket as part of your cover?
 e_bloc: @ArtDecoSunburn thats so considerate
Invitare: lizard
 ContingentCat: I mostly took the via train on school breaks so the wifi was struggling and tried to not use it
  TXC2: big money no wammy!
 ArtDecoSunburn: @CabooseFails Cool robot bartender!
 BraveOthello: Lizard
 BusTed: we're gaming
 ClodiumSoride: woo hoo!
 e_bloc: holy shit
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Amtrak cares.
 xantos69: Always Bet On Lizard
  TXC2: LETS GO!
letsbelgo: get fucked
 YFiddler: 
  TXC2: Lizard
EphemeralOsprey: lizard go BONK
 ContingentCat: Vote Liazrd vote Kathleen!
 accountmadeforants: Lizard brain wins again!
 ContingentCat: *Lizard
 ClodiumSoride: like that one Tyson fight
 e_bloc: I think that's a false start
toddbepraised: that is a false start!
Firewhiskers: Remember to tip your lizard
 saucemaster5000: drive rush medium kick starter
 ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 "Passenger Lizard Seven."
toddbepraised: over the line, lizard! mark it zero
 beowuuf: book plays fair
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyModernStorkAllenHuhu-OY7gLR5bseWp3QRk
 Strebenherz:  
 Coherent_Noise: Adam walked in and placed it all on red.
 DoodlestheGreat: Why write a different paragraph? That takes work.
 couchboyj: The Kai art of death match gambling
 PharaohBender27: 
 e_bloc: gotta hit that page quota
 beowuuf: couldn't we have used mind over matter to help? 
  TXC2: we said it's kikaing time and we kika'd all over the train
 SquareDotCube: Easy to get railroaded though
 DoodlestheGreat: Richiew Rich owned one of EVERYTHING.
 saucemaster5000: does richie rich have a nemesis?
TheAinMAP: The cheapest way to buy a train, is to buy the railroad first.
  TXC2: Richy Rich had a train to the other side of his house
 ArtDecoSunburn: I know some old money East Coast families that have private rail cars.
 RockPusher: https://i.postimg.cc/NfLJZZ4G/tetsuryoclub-confused-train-enthusiast.jpg
 SnackPak_: where are all the Richie Rich heads in chat?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Irona is the name of the robot maid
 beowuuf: smart
 ArtDecoSunburn: They connect to the end of Amtrak routes. There's a whole service for private rail cars.
 Coherent_Noise: There is more than one way to read f'ing robot
 DoodlestheGreat: A friend of mine once opined that Casper the Friendly Ghost was the spirit of Richie Rich who committed suicide from the ennui of wealth.
 ContingentCat: All lizard all gizard
  TXC2: DoodlestheGreat  was that Friend Lisa Simpson? 
 BraveOthello: @Coherent_Noise Assume the position
 saucemaster5000: they kill the gong guy
 ClodiumSoride: @DoodlestheGreat that makes too much sense
 DoodlestheGreat: @TXC2 No, this was actually before her.
 PharaohBender27: Ooof, look at all that pollution!
 SnackPak_:  train
 BusTed: yeah
 YFiddler: like with bus drivers?
 xantos69: Those are the WORST brand of people
Invitare: definitely not
 BusTed: probably
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if you're in that situation, you might as well try
 ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Pretty cheerful for a suicide.
 e_bloc: at least like 2-3% chance
 ContingentCat: It'll land, I don't know about anyone surviving
 Diabore: blaze of glory, so no\
  TXC2: people who flew small planes can not land big jets
 saucemaster5000: I let the inflatable auto pilot do it
Invitare: they've done studies on this and the conclusion is no
 beowuuf: i've watched the documentery Airplane! and it looked easy enough. I just need to overcome my drinking problem *slams glass on side of face*
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Autopilot landing is a thing
EphemeralOsprey: I think the challenge would be finding the correct button/switch/lever in the cockpit
 BusTed: nah I'd win
 ContingentCat: My dad's an areospace engineer, planes are very complicated
Ferisar: beej can also fight an eagle
 fragilepaper: I have had to pretend to be confident for a lot of my working life so i’d probably just sit there and do my best.
  Sarah_Serinde: I get that on a small plane, wouldn't have expected it for a big one
 quatoria: oh yay, i didn't realize you'd started doing the books again!
 saucemaster5000: was that a diss of your weight or the other guy's weight?
Invitare: they don't want you seeing the fight pit
 Coherent_Noise: Middle seat isn't bad when no one is in either side seat
 YFiddler: good lord
Invitare: Paul?
 itira: MiNiOnS oF EviL
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul?
Invitare: a Seething Paul
 BraveOthello: Breeding pits, you say?
 beowuuf: fed by the souls of the damned, doo dah doo dah
 e_bloc: don't worry, its a misnomer--the lake is mostly plasma
  TXC2: BraveOthello  it's not as interesting as it sounds, it's basically a petting zoo
 DoodlestheGreat: "It looks almost as bad as Cleveland in August!"
 DoodlestheGreat: @e_bloc ionized plasma
 saucemaster5000: you come home smelling of it
 saucemaster5000: like working in fast food
 itira: yuckyyy
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralMoldyPassionfruitGOWSkull-KhFJKUFco3fB5gkp
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CobaltShuriken: man, imagine the vats you gotta clear out of breeding pits
 kdefinition: Oh, the smell of old milkshake coating is baaaaad
 lamina5432: I can tell you metal oil also sticks to you
 Coherent_Noise: Watch early Commodore Hustle for more Adam origin stories
 ContingentCat: I hated smelling like onions after my prep job
  TXC2: CobaltShuriken  like star fleet holodeck
Invitare: hellish grandeur and porpoise
 Crad0k: most non-office jobs will stick to you
 e_bloc: I think this place my be evil
 itira: @lamina5432 My Dad always smelled like that XD
CobaltShuriken: @TXC2 
 BraveOthello: @e_bloc What gives you that impression? Was it the black iron infrastructure or the furnace powered by the screams of the damned?
 ContingentCat: TSA hates this one trick
 lamina5432: @itira it's not terrible but it also isn't great
 e_bloc: @BraveOthello no its the starbucks
  TXC2: not bought chocolate duty free?
 itira: @lamina5432 better than old coffee from working as a barista D:
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: As a filthy tobacco fiend, I have most definitely bout that duty free.
 Crad0k: cigarettes was the big thing, the big 200 boxes for next to nothing
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveEmpathicNikudonBudStar-KsMwfKYjhI_qTUtf
Invitare: @TXC2 Ah, Toblerone
  TXC2: Invitare  exactly
Invitare: WHAT
  TXC2: WHAT?!
 itira: meehhh
 ghizmou: you re missing out still
 DoodlestheGreat: "Like beers in the rain."
 Coherent_Noise: That's the goal right? Your children have more beer than you've ever seen
cuban3121: why cant we see the other people
 saucemaster5000: it's okay
Invitare: Chocolate almond and nougat
 ContingentCat: Chocolate with nugat chunks in it
  Juliamon: We bought some cachaca at a duty free once, because finding cachaca locally was impossible
 BraveOthello: I'm allergic so Ive never had one either
Invitare: I mean they're not that special, but you have to have a toblerone and some point
 GhostValv: typical Adam L
  TXC2: that is a bold take there Adam
zippChip: toblerone is far from snickers
 hieroglyphica: The dark is pretty great
 saucemaster5000: okay pee paw
 xantos69: Bro, you spitting.
 SnackPak_: send tweet
Invitare: dark chocolate is usually an age thing. You age into it
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 ContingentCat: Time to get Adam cancelled
Hoplon42: really dark chocolate is for cooking.
EphemeralOsprey: give me the super dark chocolate please
 e_bloc: I dont care for peanuts
zippChip: the swiss surely like dark chocolate
 beowuuf: one of my friends goes all in for dark chololate
morteica: @Invitare I'm 39 and still hard pass.
zippChip: I liked dark chocolate when i was a kid
 GhostValv: typical chatter L (also me)
Invitare: @morteica I mean, yeah, I also can't take anything more than 70%, and that's a stretch too, but generally speaking...
EphemeralOsprey: I still enjoy milk chocolate but dark chocolate with sea salt caramel is just heavenly
 saucemaster5000: as an absolute melon
 Greyah: As an uneducated idiot: all chocolate is mid
morteica: @Invitare I'd say it's all just personal preference. Everyone has widely varying tastes. I'm really not a chocolate person at all. I prefer fruit candy.
  TXC2: I have Toblerone every year at xmas
 Crad0k: there's degrees of chocolate, i don't know what they get in canada, but US chocolate is muck
 ArtDecoSunburn: My father was allergic to chocolate, but he still ate it despite the hives it gave him.
  Juliamon: They had Toblerone samples at Costco the other day. At 10am. I could not muster the interest.
 GhostValv: as someone who doesn't like chocolate, I didn't like the new Silent Hill
 SnackPak_: company stockings 
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 YFiddler: Typical Adam W
Invitare: I mean given that people have described it as "hazlenut" and "like a snickers" when it is in fact, almond, I'm not sure you do have a good idea what it's like
 RockPusher: 
 SnackPak_: hang them on everyone's cubby
Invitare: 100% is inedible
 Coherent_Noise: As someone who doesn't like chocolate, the provincial elections are...
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: 100% stuff will make your teeth curl
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This was what the entire book series was about. Getting Beej to get the company Christmas stockings
 ContingentCat: oh noo baking chocolate is too much
Hoplon42: its for cooking, brownies made with it are amazing
  TXC2: like eating a spoonful of cocoa powder
 cowfemme: Do you like eating dirt?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Invitare Give me as much as possible. It's like chewing a cacao leaf from a tree.
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: It's good for mocha
Invitare: o7
 SnackPak_: baking chocolate isn't sweetened, right?
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 YFiddler: 
 ContingentCat: yes
 Snowcookies: I use 99% chocolate to make hot ccoco
 e_bloc: Im in
Hoplon42: have you seen the cost of that Adam?
 Crad0k: all chocolate here used to come in foil wrapping  they say they had to stop doing it for drug reasons, but it was probably greed
 ArtDecoSunburn: I like munching on dark chocolate and pretending I'm a Maya warrior hunting jaguars.
  Juliamon: prerecorded bit
voren_chalco: 'Pointing and Laughing with Adam and Beej'
 ContingentCat: the roulette thing but oops all bakers chocolate
 fragilepaper: 
 calculated_uncertainties: all bad chocolate is a cH bit,
 RockPusher: 
 A_Dub888: Stepped away for a bit, what’d I miss?
EphemeralOsprey: slightly less malevolent April Fool's than your toothpaste oreo prank
 ErynTzun: Except you can smell it before eating
 YFiddler: 
 PharaohBender27: @Hoplon42 I mean Beej seems on board and he's in charge of LRR's finances!
  TXC2: nothing is wrong with this chocolate
 Coherent_Noise: I like the roulette bit, because then Adam can get hoisted by his own petard
  Sarah_Serinde: No way to know
Hoplon42: @PharaohBender27 point
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 1 1 1
 MTigress: do a bit where you melt the same chocolate into multiple different shapes and have folks say which shape tastes the best
 SnackPak_: the diversions are part of the fun
  TXC2: remember when Adam joked that this stream would only be an hour? 
 accountmadeforants: I've had baker's chocolate and it was fine, but then I'm good with a lot of bitter things.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @MTigress I assume dinosaurs are the best shapes?
 YFiddler: festooned you say?
 e_bloc: this is not what I thought a rage room was
 accountmadeforants: (I wouldn't go out of my way to eat it on purpose again though  )
 ContingentCat: I can do it, I can do it 8000 times
 beowuuf: we get it! they are evil! can we just get one neutral giak that thinks this is too much? 
 couchboyj: A Dozen Wretched Creatures is my Slipknot cover band name
 accountmadeforants: I heard that as "cool sport" and was like... dang I guess Lone Wolf has opinions
 beowuuf: we are an archmaster
 beowuuf: in a city of hell, we still somehow ended up in the wrong neighbourhood
 ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Reminds me of the old MERP sourcebook for Angmar, realm of the witch king. It was a ridiculous brimstone-based economy. Turns out ring wraiths don't really do macroeconomics.
 BusTed: 
 itira: 
 BraveOthello: "you're so smart and handsome and my boss"
 Coherent_Noise: I mean this is what a englishman thinks happens once you are north of hadrian's wall
 public_key_reveal_party: Born too early to twitch chat 
  TXC2: just Trantino'd his way through life
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ClearEphemeralGoshawkBudBlast-wgRbRhqif2tGQQTb
 ghizmou: he studied feet online for years
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Coherent_Noise Gotta keep out those Picts and their haggis.
 beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn when you can't die, you probably don't care about money. "gimme that thing, you can#t kill me" and everyone else just has to trade rocks 
 WiJohn: Foot enthusiast scholls didn't test as well
 lamina5432: people like that do get things done
 couchboyj: Quinten Tarentino's time travling alter ego
 couchboyj: Thats just Gotham city
 lirazel64: Evil school system.
 Coherent_Noise: I'm sure the evil city has lots of police. Well armed semi military police
  TXC2: the Gleaming Metropolis of Winnipeg
 public_key_reveal_party: The zoning laws for evil are a lot more complicated
 ArtDecoSunburn: @beowuuf Probably so, but it was funny how self-serious the splatbook took Angmar's culture daily life. "Here are the peasant schedules and coming of age rituals, but Evil!"
 saucemaster5000: when did the sex pit come into-- day one
 e_bloc: thats just the gameplay in sincity
 public_key_reveal_party: I now want an evil city builder
 WiJohn: Start as a hideous hamlet, grow in to a vile village, etc
 beowuuf: @ArtDecoSunburn 
  Juliamon: Free housing in the breeding pits!
 accountmadeforants: "We started with evil hammers that hammer a nail 1000 times. Now we have nailguns that shoot people in the nuts 2000 times, much more efficient."
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @public_key_reveal_party Well, there's always Dungeon Keeper
 ArtDecoSunburn: @public_key_reveal_party Building set backs determined by tossing teenagers off in-construction skyscrapers.
 e_bloc: at least the trains with deathmatches run on time
 Coherent_Noise: @public_key_reveal_party I mean, you can play Frostpunk that way
  TXC2: "yes the city is evil, but there IS indoor plumbing"
 xantos69: Cost of living is $0.  Because you will DIE
 couchboyj: The evil commute is a real killer
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MiniatureSteamyPartridgeFeelsBadMan-mcNFljKs-Qi0nBHQ
 beowuuf: the important question... did the train run on time?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj I always love how many museum fundraisers to be robbed are constantly occuring in Gotham.
  Sarah_Serinde: I wish this studio apartment cost me 500/month...
222 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
  TXC2: hello Raiders!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Invitare: you can't be truly evil and sloppy
 beowuuf: hey raiders. we're discussing evil cities
 SnackPak_: metropolis evil
  Juliamon: Sustainable evilness
 lamina5432: welcome raiders to the tangent stream
 Coherent_Noise: If it is not running on time, the dictator can just change the clocks
  TXC2: train LEAVES at the scheduled time
 Scy_Anide: I've seen that in Baltimore. I missed a train to the airport cuz it got there early.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This is a totally normal stream
 SquareDotCube: You know what they say about Moussalini
Meltalar: as a train driver, i am not allowed to leave before schedule
Invitare: it's all Evil CEOs now
 Omthebox: Almost forgot this was today
KarnakGWJ: Nobody wants to evil work anymore
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @SquareDotCube That was the thing, they were being sarcastic about it. The trains didn't run on time.
 couchboyj: On time is five minutes early as a civic policy is pretty damn evil
 shushu2539: altman says he now needs all evil metropolis for himself
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Scy_Anide The not so charming side of Charm City?
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 SquareDotCube: the vaudevillain
Invitare: theatrical villain
 xantos69: That is a question of Standards.  Evil folks these days don't have them.
  TXC2: Adam wants to be Disney villian evil
 BusTed: (with theatrics)
 SnackPak_: pump the brakes on the evil
 cowfemme: Rocking the fanciest of cool toned finery
 ArtDecoSunburn: Remember when industrial magnates like George Pullman and Andrew Carnegie had their own cities and workers were paid in company scrip so they couldn't shop anywhere else?
 ContingentCat: Cul de sacs definitely evil place
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 ClodiumSoride: ah, it's the ten magic words!
 SnackPak_: *blam* problem solved
 ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 This country deserves a better class of supervillan?
  TXC2: "should.....should I tip him?"
 SquareDotCube: Hooray, evil reigns!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's an old sketch. Can I see any of you in the killing room?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Sarah_Serinde Just got to transfer to Deathlord evil metropolis.
 xantos69: @ArtDecoSunburn Honestly... I could go for proper villainy over what we have now.
 accountmadeforants: "I wonder who his evil fletcher is, that was a nice shot"
 SquareDotCube: please, evil throbs
 BusTed: archery master
 YFiddler: always hittles
Invitare: if you're the only one you get to decide how to say it
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Archmage.
Ferisar: either one is fine
 PharaohBender27: Adam spitting truths there
Ferisar: im afraid
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know we figured out last time
 ClodiumSoride: Silver bow, silver bow, it's shooting time in the city...
 cowfemme: Master of all bridges and rainbows
 beowuuf: archnemesis, etc. you're the highest master until grand master
 e_bloc: the arrow penetrates the target 8000 times
 SquareDotCube: we're gonna shishkebab with one arrow
 Strebenherz: Silver bow of dick stabbing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The lone wolf wiki says +3 bow (I also apparently still remember what it's called)
 ArtDecoSunburn: @xantos69 The evil of those in power now is pretty grubby and pitiful, for sure.
 YFiddler: gotta shoot it 8000 times
 ContingentCat: Dream big Adam
  TXC2: be the dagger you wish to see in the world
 BusTed: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Really refined sounding dagger.
 BusTed: stop making it weird, dagger
 ArtDecoSunburn: @BusTed To be fair, Vincent Price was all about weird.
Invitare: lizard
EphemeralOsprey: you skipped customs, obviously 
 SquareDotCube: Here's 20 kika, buy yourself some meat on a stick
Invitare: CUBE
 UnknownFriday: Black cube? The Lament Configuration?
 Coherent_Noise: Give someone 100 yen thinking it means anything
 beowuuf: remember the end of book 8?
 ContingentCat: 
 BusTed: be careful of cenobites
  TXC2: "you can have it in any colour, as long as it's black"
 couchboyj: That's the key we need.  But there could be anything in the cube, even the key we need!  We'll take the cube.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a really dark blue, and the light wasn't good when he bought it.
 ArtDecoSunburn: @EphemeralOsprey I assume evil overlord customs rip up all suitcase linings just because? "Screw you, traveller!"
 PharaohBender27: braven10PRISM_gs
 SquareDotCube: rainbow hosen
TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: wow, shot right in the socks. the weirdest murder
 PharaohBender27:  _BW
 ArtDecoSunburn: @couchboyj Ultima VII logic.
  TXC2: that was how it worked at school
 SnackPak_: evil
 itira: usually
 Diabore: my school did that
 GhostValv: 
 e_bloc: mostly indifferent about them
 UnknownFriday: Depends on the coworker.
 PharaohBender27: Actually the coworker I had the biggest problem with is gone, so no
 Coherent_Noise: We do that in government jobs because we legally can't use tax money on staff snacks
 couchboyj: Jinco brand slacks over the jeans
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there are dozens of us!
 BraveOthello: Just jortsin in
 xantos69: Pants on Pants is some kind of amazing cosplay I must get people into.
 ArtDecoSunburn: Are most private schools in Victoria parochial, or independent academies?
Tripleyew: Cutoffs under the jeans under the uniform pants, just layers on layers
  TXC2: a rich narrative we're building here
 LordZarano: Boxer jorts
 beowuuf: on hardcore too
EphemeralOsprey: I was just about to mention tungsten cube!
 ArtDecoSunburn: I have a Tungsten cube I bought on Kickstarter. Expensive paperweight.
 Diabore: minecraft is cube overload
 fragilepaper: 
 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: YES
 PharaohBender27: 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we already have one bomb, why not another 
 accountmadeforants: We love stupid movie bombs!
TheAinMAP: How many explosives can we carry with us?
 BusTed: Very much looking forward to: "If you have a Nadziranim power crystal, turn to page... "
 fragilepaper: ^
 beowuuf: boom versus moob
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Throw in some loose batteries while you're at it
  TXC2: the bombs are touching, purhapse heavy petting each other
 MTigress: so you have a bomb and an evil bomb
 public_key_reveal_party: One bomb always tells the truth and the other lies
 Strebenherz: Isn't that how nukes work
 CabooseFails: that's how nukes work
 BusTed: damn, checkmate
  TXC2: it's how Bomb DISPOSAL works 
MWGNZ: 
 couchboyj: Counterpoint: Bomberman
 BusTed: we have blood pressure and oxygen, not nuclear technology
  TXC2: bombs have a use by date
 YFiddler: you jump on top of it with a couch pillow, holding it down
 Strebenherz: @BusTed *for nuke, turn to page....*
Invitare: of you're colourblind and can't see which wire to cut
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Old bombs can get ludicrously twitchy
  TXC2: so it's safer to just blow them up
 beowuuf: i'm out *dust off hands*
 xantos69: If it was me, I would just make all the wires red.  Then the hero wouldn't know what to cut.
 ClodiumSoride: it's the EDC grenade
 CabooseFails: ask samsung
 PharaohBender27: Helgedad is an open-carry society 
 ghizmou: it keeps life interesting
 Coherent_Noise: You mean your police are not armed with grenades?
 Earthenone: if you are shot by an arrow, it wont be random
 TheMerricat: Adam, why are you randomly being shot by arrows?
 Scy_Anide: I had to replace the battery in my phone earlier this year cuz it was starting to inflate.
 MenomeAlice: "Some day you just can't get rid of a bomb!" 💣
 ErynTzun: This is why you recycle old batteries especially when they look like spicy pillows
 SnackPak_: Beej with good live advice
 kdefinition: Turns out, if you pack a LOT of energy into a small space, it is basically inherently a bomb
 SnackPak_: life*
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Take off your pants and jacket.
 xantos69: Well, now I know how to get Adam out of his pants. /s
 ContingentCat: dangit
EphemeralOsprey: liar liar, pants on fire
  TXC2: Damn right
 Earthenone: ohh no, TWO smokeshows
 ContingentCat: so close
 Coherent_Noise: Someone forgot to take the sodium out of their pocket
 Diabore: an HOUR???
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedCorrectAlfalfaAllenHuhu-sc6Y6wFzY2HKXj3C
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I had to go to town earlier and needed to avoid many small children with flaming torches
EphemeralOsprey: map? in evil city? perish the thought
 PharaohBender27: 
MWGNZ: 
 Earthenone: nah, its not like a bomb is ticking down we can take our time
 Strebenherz:    
 MenomeAlice: Lost Wolf
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 accountmadeforants: It's an Evil Metropolis, it's all a bunch of circuitous one-way roads so every commute takes 3 hours even if it's right next door
 Snowcookies: maybe he has social anxiety
EphemeralOsprey: in evil city, you cannot afford to look weak
 accountmadeforants: Or maybe he did ask for directions and they all just sent him down alleyways to get mugged
 ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants in the old computer game Afterlife, that is actually the best way to design Hell
Tripleyew: The tunnel is actually only a couple  hundred yards long, you’re just *really* aware of having those two bombs in your pocket
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrossCrackySandstormBigBrother-vCijI2xqE_sRdDHY
 accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride That's amazing
 Earthenone: like the tunnel in spirited away, im sure whatever is on the other side is fine
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I was hoping for the cool S
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongBitterEggCmonBruh-HXJZ0srDjvCEKRAF
 accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride Also, wow, a LucasArts game I didn't know about, neat!
 Earthenone: if we dident have the key imagine all the hours of walking back and forth
 DeM0nFiRe: No one knows for real
Invitare: it's pretty ancient afaik
 ClodiumSoride: @accountmadeforants https://aftermath.site/27-years-later-lucasarts-afterlife-is-brilliant-brutal-and-few-know-how-to-beat-it/ a great article about the game
 ContingentCat: it's one of those mysteries, it's been around a long time
Tripleyew: The Cool S has always existed and will always exist
 DoodlestheGreat: I definetly used to see it all the time in the 70's.
 ContingentCat: it's just a neat shape
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Doctor Who should have made an episode about it
 Earthenone: its an OOPa im sure it will be on hiroglyphics somewhere
 accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride I'll definitely give it a read (and probably see if I can play it) after this stream
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: grab 'em by the key
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MistyDifferentAmazonOSkomodo-qkYYJlLv0KQqwywb
  TXC2: oh shit it's that scene from Aliens 4
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: That's some questionable glassware
Tripleyew: stooooooopid seeeeeeester deeeedeeee
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I like how it has one of those sealed containers where you put you hands through gloves.
EphemeralOsprey: all that laboratory glassware has got to be mega expensive
 shushu2539: no google, I searched for sorcerous fluids, not sorcerer's fluids
  TXC2: yeah whose their glass guy?
Invitare: This is the legendary evil arrow of 8000 shots
 Mr_Horrible: "What do the other ones mean, Gary?!?!"
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @EphemeralOsprey Nah, they got it from Vevor as a set
 BusTed: naturally
 xantos69: Bro, you just making stuff up now.
  TXC2: of course
 beowuuf: this is the first reference to your quiver only taking one arrow 
 Diabore: hell yeah, anything not nailed down
 accountmadeforants: What if it automatically starts going for someone's heart the moment you take it out
 beowuuf: *six
  TXC2: only 6 arrows? is our bow a revolver? 
Invitare: evil sword too
 Mr_Horrible: you're playing the OoT remake right now
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EphemeralOsprey: inspected one thing. "Yep, saw it all"
 ContingentCat: yknow, mood
Invitare: oh here we go
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: That's a pitiful number of arrows. Blumineck can carry more than that in a very kinky boot!
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: awesome
 xantos69: @EphemeralOsprey This is my cousin at a museum.
 BusTed: we got there
Armoric: 
 fragilepaper: \o/
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hi chat, Hi Drs @LoadingReadyRun
ancientspark: o7
 MTigress: lol
  TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth  welcome
 YFiddler: 
 Strebenherz:    
 beowuuf: if only it had waited a little longer 
 TheMerricat: Chat it's a good thing they had this talk about taking your pants off so we know to do that before it explodes.
 Earthenone: task failed successfully?
 ClodiumSoride: To smithereens, you say.
Armoric: Is this their first death?
 Mr_Horrible: we just had a Death Stranding incident
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !uptime
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 xantos69: @Armoric Not even close.
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: what were they called? Voidouts?
 YFiddler: Smash to smithereens?
Armoric: @xantos69 So we start back from the first book right? 
 DoodlestheGreat: I say Smithereens! They're one of my favorite bands!
dm818: just toss the cube behind you and walk away from the explosion
 PharaohBender27: We decided to leave the cube behind
 xantos69: @Armoric I mean, I would be here for that, but Adam might die before we get through the series if we did that.
 Snowcookies: thankfully this book has checkpoints 
Vonbane: do you have a 1-UP sphere?
 couchboyj: Were there other branches in the path?  Maybe its useful on another path?
EphemeralOsprey: *surprised Pikachu face* is very apt here
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It let you choose whether you took it or not on both passages
 Greyah: I think the text did say "if you want to take this, add it blabla" implying you could just not take it.
 PharaohBender27: @EphemeralOsprey 
  Juliamon: Greyah Paul's copy didn't have the option to not take it
 MTigress: sierra game death
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 Coherent_Noise: In Adam's version it asked you after you learned it was bad if you wanted to take either or both
  TXC2: Mindless Dave Grolth
 BusTed: Dave Grolth
Invitare: I don't think mindless slaves are the best target for psychic weapons
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "If you decide to take this item, it is possible that it could detonate and kill you at any time." From Paul's version
  Sarah_Serinde: years ago I backed a Kickstarter for a CYOA-style book and it came with a multi-pronged bookmark so you could save and backtrack through multiple choices
  Sarah_Serinde: Related: Ryan North writes fun books
 YFiddler: @Invitare exactly
 sporkraptor: good thing they're "mindless" so you can let them be tortured with no moral repurcussions >__<
  Juliamon: Ryan North is great
  Sarah_Serinde: I went to one or two of his book launches back in the day
 Coherent_Noise: @Sarah_Serinde These ones use 3 tassle bookmarks to help with that
  Sarah_Serinde: And have run into him just out and about a couple times
Invitare: you'd think Gnaag could afford a better architect
  Sarah_Serinde: @Coherent_Noise Nice
  TXC2: is there a face in them clouds ?
 beowuuf: "shut up nerd senses"
  Juliamon: I met him in LA years ago at an event, got him to sign my copy of Machine of Death
 beowuuf: the gnaagtor is in
  Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon Nice, that's one that I went to the launch party for, it was fun
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you Lone Wolf, but the Darklord is in another tower.
 UnknownFriday: And playing tonight, Darklord Gnaag and the Armies of Helgedad!
  TXC2: does the tower have a big neon sign that says if the dark lord is in or not?
  Sarah_Serinde: I may still have a death card or two around somewhere...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "I'm actually pursuing a villainy in residence position..."
CobaltShuriken: Elvis has in fact not left the building
 shushu2539: Lord Gnaag compensating with tall thic tower
 Shurtal: re-guard?
 ClodiumSoride: wow, a lot more detail in the new version
 TheMerricat: I'm going to guess the guard's name is Morgath. 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Morgoth?  the dark lord?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "I know my name; it's <mispronounces it horribly>"
 ContingentCat: I'd love that if audiobooks did that
plundypops: I do in fact
 Mr_Horrible: they'd never hear bangers like "is there a HelgeMOM?  "
Invitare: can't believe they left the dagger of 8000 stabs out of the adaptation
 Strebenherz: This version plz
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm definitely here for this specifically
 ContingentCat: I do yeah
 accountmadeforants: Yeah I crave the dagger of stabbing people 8000 times
 xantos69: Seems legit.
 Coherent_Noise: This is what I am here for
  TXC2: !break
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 TheMerricat: Chat, what are the odds, a third stream? 
 YFiddler: pls no more banter 
 letfireraindown: wooo Mulched the leaves and burned down the brush waste that.
 letfireraindown: that was reasonable
morteica: @YFiddler But that's the most fun part!
 shushu2539: !findquote tower
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 Coherent_Noise: @TheMerricat Never zero, but I think low.
 beowuuf: @TheMerricat we're actually getting close to the end... but with diversions, who knows 
  Juliamon: If we don't get there, we can always blame duty free chocolate
 Coherent_Noise: I have been enjoying what I call the LRR path through these books. Definitely different than how I usually ran them
  TXC2: and we're back
 beowuuf: o7
 Diabore: sup biggest stinky
 Omthebox: correct
morteica: These streams are great. I can't do audio books, but I love these streams. I'd be down to listen to them read anything 😆
 ContingentCat: yup
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: probably, tomorrow is my shower day
 letfireraindown: I smell like bonfire!
 SquareDotCube: 
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: I smell worse. There was an incident with a bad egg. 
 beowuuf: we burned through sections at the burned out ships
 letfireraindown: @FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving oh noes
Invitare: Voice Recognition crystal
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @letfireraindown Yeah, they do linger a bit
 ClodiumSoride: what is the six digit code I sent to your crystal?
 Coherent_Noise: I forget if the next level of disguise changes your DNA
 SnackPak_: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Does Adam have a picture of him?
UtilityPunk: Darklord Taktaal sounds like Pete from Mickey Mouse 
Invitare: I've brought you a gift: It's this evil dagger. Come closer and get a good look
 MTigress: it worked last time
Morrigan9: dagger of card cheating
 BraveOthello: And with a snake body he presumably had two dicks to stab
Armoric: "Don't offer to serve me, I can make you anyway."
 beowuuf: he noticed your hump was a backpack
Armoric: Just get the sword out, as usualy? 
 PharaohBender27: Choices!
TheAinMAP: Choices, choices...
Invitare: they worked last time
 PharaohBender27: And the arrow is *poisoned*
EphemeralOsprey: the arrow seems weaker imo
 beowuuf: darklord on darklord violence is fine
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: Surely evil blades are into betraying other evils?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So there are a total of 11 paths that take you to 208.
 beowuuf: arrow is literally the 'baby's first book' way out here
UtilityPunk: Oh nice, you brought light arrows to the Ganon fight
Invitare: well what evil weapon will you get from this darklord?
Armoric: Dude didn't even think he had a chance, he just felt his doom coming.
 beowuuf: on the dias? on the dias? rock me on the dias
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoredPlumpTardigradeHoneyBadger-3abOsedZSL1RJpZ7
Armoric: Damn we're all afraid of each other.
 Mr_Horrible: sounds like this: 
UtilityPunk: Taktaal: "Hold my evil beer"
 beowuuf: i mean it was zagarna that killed the kai and you blew him up
 beowuuf: i think you're just a darklord racists and you're the bad guy
 e_bloc: Hope he has at least one dick to stab
 Coherent_Noise: Our town that smells nice
MWGNZ: 
 gibbousm: kind of
EphemeralOsprey: darklord-i-cide
 YFiddler: could be though
 Dog_of_Myth: 
UtilityPunk: Fruit flies have sperm cells >1mm long
 beowuuf: i mean if they did it would be a fly's dick not a bee's dick for distance
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he has a dick, we can twist it
 SnackPak_: does Gnaag fuck?
Invitare: that's how we knows he's evil
UtilityPunk: You know he's evil because he's vaping
Invitare: smoking is what killed Asthma Jim. Well that and the sea serpent
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 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrappedHonestBaguetteHeyGirl-AzTVCB4dEMhca0E3
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Healing before the final battle.
Omnipotrevor: I'm not familiar with that lantern oath
 Dog_of_Myth: @TXC2 Thank you for that. 
 xantos69: Yea, that should say "maximum"
 YFiddler: the level of book one, right?
Armoric: The snake sees you and goes "ah fuck I'll die!", you see our worst enemy and you go "OH YEAH time to kill him I feel SO GOOD"
Armoric: Built different
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: as a baby, your endurance was 1. Good luck
 Mr_Horrible: taking bets any time you reach a field on whether you'll start slow-walking
plundypops: Queen's Domain is goated for an interconnected world. some boss arenas tho.
Sunrise_Laro: ^
Omnipotrevor: It is a really good attempt at trying to fit the turn based combat into an action game. The sequel does make some improvements
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  TXC2: In medias res, is the trope of that kind of story telling
Pteraspidomorphi: They only kinda explain it way later
Armoric: FF7 had a bunch of story beats you had to explore/go back to previous zones to get.
 accountmadeforants: I heard they made changes to the story as well?
letsbelgo: old crotchy people dont like it cause its not exactly the same
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  yes, quite a lot of them
Sunrise_Laro: haven't touched the remakes because I didn't care for the changes
plundypops: LOL
  Juliamon: Oh, yeah, that's a teaser
 fragilepaper:  
 NoxStryx: Cait sith
 GhostValv: oh yeah cait sith 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like Fight Club!
Armoric: Well the game was kinda sold as a remaster or something, when it's actually "yet another game in the FF7 universe", can't blame people for having their expectations let down.
 tsp397: Yeah that was random
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Omnipotrevor: The combat gets better in part 2, but it becomes a big open world with lots of stuff crammed in, depending on how you feel about it
  TXC2: I mean, Adam kinda has a point there
 couchboyj: Cait Sith, well known tease
Omnipotrevor: also, yeah, he is one heck of a character
 BusTed: The game wasn't meant for new players
 BusTed: it was designed for original players
 Earthenone: Haha.
 NoxStryx: Yeah, that is for people have played the orginal
 RatherLargeToad: they have soap opera amnesia
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Haha 
Omnipotrevor: So, those ghosts are the divisive part, because they WEREN'T in the original
 NoxStryx: To be fair, that character is pretty out of place in the original game
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AstuteArtsyMarjoramTheThing--Z-9fm5XV1D3Fwka
 PharaohBender27: Maybe I'll use this mini-break to go check my mail
 ClodiumSoride: I don't know if I'll ever play the FF7 remake, but the cell phone video of the crowd reaction to the original reveal is one of the best crowd explosions I've ever seen.
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, there's some goofy stuff, but this seems to take itself really seriously most of the time
plundypops: You want more gorilla machines and faerie mounds
UtilityPunk: I'd love to see Watch+Play do Mr. Bones for the Saturn, because that's a game that gets silly
  TXC2: ClodiumSoride  Graham played the OG on stream a few years back, so that might be enough for you
 NoxStryx: Why can't this book teleport you randomly to a dungeon full of sarcophagus that all kill you
 terrence_too: Do it!
 e_bloc: Faerie mound is the platonic ideal
 YFiddler: sounds good
 NoxStryx: I'd be down with a replay
  Sarah_Serinde: follow your heart, Adam
letsbelgo: you did it twice
 beowuuf: gnomes versus dragons was fun and had lots of weird rooms to go to aswell
Ferisar: fairy mound classic
 ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 I did watch that, which was satisfying since I never actually completed the game myself (think I stalled out early in disc 3). I also watched the whole speedrun from GDQ a few years ago.
 e_bloc: I'd buy tickets to faerie mound 2
 beowuuf: even the knight one was funny
  TXC2: ClodiumSoride  ah, ok then
 Isaac3567: The one in Waterdeep would be good for a revisit
 ClodiumSoride: It'd be easier to replay Gnomes 100, Dragons 0 (or Dragons 100, Gnomes 0, I forget), since it's semi-random which room the gnome-flinger sends you to.
 NoxStryx: Wasnt the bad james bond clone also technically a catacombs book?
 RatherLargeToad: left handed mist
 PharaohBender27: @NoxStryx Right, The Final Bug, which we never even finished
 e_bloc: Is it even possible not to have divination
 PharaohBender27: @e_bloc Yes, by never choosing it as a Discipline
Armoric: So for once the sword is bad for you?
Invitare: why do you need to hide the sword? He knows you're here now
 goombalax: we keep getting Samurai Jacked by this a-hole
 RatherLargeToad: sword too angry to stab
 xantos69: I am sword.  I want stab.  Why I no stab?
 e_bloc: @PharaohBender27 Fair
 Isaac3567: @PharaohBender27 I don't think anyone liked the PC so I don't think we would replay that one
 YFiddler: in which sense?
UtilityPunk: When you pirate, you don't know if the thing you stole is cursed 
 e_bloc: Meanwhile dagger is just like 'me stab dick now?'
 PharaohBender27: @Isaac3567 Yeah, plus it's been a few years now
 PharaohBender27: 
 goombalax: man we are getting nerfed
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 e_bloc: I guess that's fair since we have nuked roughly half of the evil things in the world with the one sword
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I suspect it's also especially susceptible to being stabbed 8000 times by an evil dagger.
 BusTed: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They really wanted to nerf people who brought the Sommerswerd
 RatherLargeToad: screw you long time players, in particular
Barb4rian: Sword is kicking your ass
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: the fuckin' fire seeds
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 MTigress: lol
 GedankenPalast_: There must have been a "fire seed incident"
 e_bloc: I guess fire seeds are the disc 1 nuke
UtilityPunk: I fear no person, except the person with fire seeds
 xantos69: Honestly, at this point, we should just start of and do the Fire Seeds build.
 ClodiumSoride: fire seeds are the Itchy & Scratchy Bucks of Lone Wolf
 couchboyj: Fire seeds are like, fantasy Flaming Hot Cheetos
 beowuuf: which is funny as fireseeds have no combat bonuses in the old books, so it has to be new book balancing only 
 BusTed: "oh it's immune"
 Strebenherz: I came back from closing up at work, to hear fire seeds getting nerfed again holy shit
 BusTed: 😬
 BusTed: Song lyrics
 Piratical_tendancies: ooof
UtilityPunk:  Not the RP chats on MSN
 Mr_Horrible: "We've cataloged every Discord Kitten message you've ever sent"
 e_bloc: "look, we copyrighted fire seeds, we need to put it in every book"
 GedankenPalast_: D:
EphemeralOsprey: uno reverse this creature
 Strebenherz: JFC ADAM we're in the city of evil but DANG
 Strebenherz: 10/10 horrifying
 PharaohBender27: 
 NoxStryx: We do not rent, we do not borrow, we reap the mind.
Armoric: Adam  is really into it 
 accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Okay at this point I gotta know, what even *is* a Discord Kitten
 DoodlestheGreat: "OH NOES! NICKELBACK!"
UtilityPunk: At least 5 Nickelback songs on that playlist
  TXC2: "here are the pictures of you when you where 14 and trying to impress that goth chick"
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VainIronicPlumageRedCoat-uMpnuhr8T2JWqm5r
Armoric: What, psychically attacking people?
 beowuuf: after 12 we're not sure, maybe another 21 to be sure
 xantos69: I just own the music I like.  If you like it you like it.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindElatedSwallowWoofer-8iFviocO1FKfHskM
Armoric: 
Armoric: I understand the oki oki club better
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 YFiddler: ok, THAT we knew
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 xantos69: Weird.  Adam's printer sounds lots like his dolphin.
 NoxStryx: What concert costs 45 cents? 50-Cent, featuring Nickelback.
  TXC2: dot matrix where CHEAP!
UtilityPunk: God forbid you accidentally send 200 pages to a dot matrix printer. The print spool can't be emptied easily 
  TXC2: *were
 ContingentCat:  that's the jam
 PharaohBender27: @NoxStryx 
  TXC2: NoxStryx  booooo 
 NoxStryx: @TXC2 <bows>
  TXC2: 
 ContingentCat: Great job
 GedankenPalast_: hell yea!
 SnackPak_: rad
Invitare: you might have been able to clear it if you weren't playing on a gameboy for 6 hours 
  TXC2: gotta communicate in relationships
 ContingentCat: Their real weakness, accountability
 beowuuf: what a wonderful phrase
Invitare: Ok I have an idea: What if we tie the Dagger of 8000 Stabbings TO the Sommerswerd?
 ClodiumSoride: Nadazgada Devida
 lirazel64: Anything dv
 beowuuf: sommerswerd has different section!
 NoxStryx: It is Not A Zgada
  TXC2: ClodiumSoride  wow, I can hear that song now
EphemeralOsprey: We don't get a choice about the sommerswerd
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That was when you were told to use it
 lirazel64: Anything evil has a zed in it.
 DoodlestheGreat: He's got an inordinate number of n's, d's, and g's.
 The_Color_Twelve: blargh
TheAinMAP: 
 NoxStryx: @DoodlestheGreat They were having a sale.
 A_Dub888: Dix has a honeycomb?
 beowuuf: when you got your first but apparently not last revenge
 xantos69: Better than "The entire shaft"
UtilityPunk: Is it just a gigantic light saber?
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm shootin' radiance rn"
 ContingentCat: Dang LED swords so bright
 Strebenherz: Are we gonna give the flylord just the tip
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: just blasting thick ropes of light
Barb4rian: Get rekt fly-boy
letsbelgo: wow...he aint coming back
 beowuuf: ultimate... until the next book series...and the one after that...
 Strebenherz: Holy shit we norted em
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: "Who's Steve Jobs" --Gnaag
 DoodlestheGreat: Well, thyat was fast.
  TXC2: "who's Steve jobs?" "LIGMA BALLS!"
UtilityPunk: 
 NoxStryx: The game just did one of your fight descriptions for you.
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 e_bloc: somehow that's the worst thing we've ever done to anyone with the sword
 JKBalch: He's no Darklord Ligma
 PharaohBender27: They finally got on Adam's level
 I_Am_Clockwork: 1000
 beowuuf: gnaag has CS 50 if you use a darklord blade, but you get +12CS
 ClodiumSoride: It's like the bit from Galaxy Quest: "This is my only job."
 Strebenherz: Doesn't want to get stabbed in the dick
 accountmadeforants: The evil dagger stabs 1999 times in Helgedad
 accountmadeforants: *1999 more times
 beowuuf: we deeeed eeeeet!
 DeM0nFiRe: He has 70 endurance so it would only be 7,930 extra stabs this time
 ContingentCat: @Strebenherz Really doesn't want to get stabbed in the dick 8000 times
  TXC2: he got abs!
Invitare: lizard
 xantos69: I bet on the Lizard again
 e_bloc: my man
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: that's a lesser darklord i think
 Coherent_Noise: 1000 woo. Thank you guys for continuing this series.
 beowuuf: like race not actual darklord
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Xaghash
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 e_bloc: they said cancer like six pages ago
 PharaohBender27: 1200 Hurrah, we won!
  TXC2: Coherent_Noise  
 ClodiumSoride: Cool, we plant the bomb, then we steal Gnaag's ride
 xantos69: You didn't spec into the "Anti Cancer" build?  Tough break.
 ContingentCat: He knows about atoms
 GamerCat88: ny dsylexia read that as Darklord Gangg
 SquareDotCube: "it's testicular cancer"
 DoodlestheGreat: Backpack nukes, ya gotta love 'em.
 Strebenherz: Oh no
 lirazel64: 1000 Huzzah!
 e_bloc: going for the faerie mound stretch goal
Invitare: live off the radiation
 Strebenherz: It's an orphan source oh no
plundypops: This is karma for giving Asthma jeff asthma from releasing carcinogens in the air
 e_bloc: fatality
 PharaohBender27: NOUNS
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 Scy_Anide: Was Shaft capitalized?
 Laurence72: Capital Speaking, Adam!
 Earthenone: this is not passing the beej animelist test
 Dog_of_Myth: Capitalized
 e_bloc: when everything is capitalized, nothing is capitalized
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 Dog_of_Myth: oooof
 DoodlestheGreat: Gnaag is no longer capitalized, he doesn't deserve it for loosing like a wimp.
 BusTed: sheesh
 GamerCat88: offfah
 ClodiumSoride: Oh, it was a load-bearing city.
 BusTed: I think we won
Boon_33: non-cromulant word
 GedankenPalast_: words, please
 e_bloc: did we do a genocide
  TXC2: the evil has been defeated!
 DoodlestheGreat: That was a rather short epilog!
Vonbane: and cheating. lots of cheating.
 I_Am_Clockwork: 1000 we did it!
UtilityPunk:  Are we the bad kai?
 e_bloc: and gamble with divination
 BusTed: sick
 fragilepaper: 
 SnackPak_: thanks book
 GamerCat88: one time epic heal
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, fiery is redundant...
 Coherent_Noise: I look forward to a couple more years of you guys playing these books.
 BusTed: ggs
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
 public_key_reveal_party: GGs
UtilityPunk: Goodbye Darklords, hello Plaguelords
 DoodlestheGreat: TEH END
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: Okay so the series continues
 Isaac3567: Man I chose the worst time to go to the bathroom
 e_bloc: 
  TXC2: LA FIN
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: 21 books to go
 beowuuf: my old copy of the book has no next book referenced 
 GamerCat88: answer my riddles
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 Coherent_Noise: I do wish Gnaag had asked you how old his 3/4 of a brick was
 e_bloc: here i go, wish me luck
 ClodiumSoride: The end did feel kind of "it's 4:30 on Friday, I want to get out of here."
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Where is the snake guy?
 gibbousm: Zog?
 GamerCat88: 
 e_bloc: maybe we did run into them
 beowuuf: xog
  TXC2: I think Ghnesh is said in a way that brings a bit of flem up
 SnackPak_: rad
 GamerCat88: haha
 BusTed: snabs
 e_bloc: taktaal fucking slaps
 RatherLargeToad: with a bouquet of roses
 accountmadeforants: @ClodiumSoride That's how a lot of the endings have felt. Just "whoops book's done, come back next book!"
  TXC2: with them abs? yes
Invitare: we forgot to collect Taktaal and Gnaag's evil swords!
Invitare: load-bearing evil
 GamerCat88: roger roger
 DoodlestheGreat: That was a Load-bearing !wizard!
 e_bloc: or the defenses in independence day
 beowuuf: darklords can't breathe / exist for long outside helgedad, so they'll all die without the machine
 lirazel64: Like the fall of Barad-dûr.
 beowuuf: haakon had a breathing mask in book 5
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam, Beej and Paul
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 e_bloc:   
 YFiddler: 
 Piratical_tendancies:  
   LoadingReadyRun: @beowuuf right! that was the whole thing
 Strebenherz: This has been a great one
 Scy_Anide: Snake one in 
 e_bloc: send an email to Graham saying you want more faerie mound
 abaddon2501: ♥️♥️♥️♥️
morteica: These are fantastic. I love these streams so much.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, would be nice to start off the new year with the next series.
 beowuuf: this was the original ending so good hiatus point
 Coherent_Noise: I mean, I'll keep sending them if you keep liking them. I might sneak in Grey Star or the Huntress as well
 e_bloc: we haven't done anything with plague lords of ruel yet
 YFiddler: Sagard?
 beowuuf: EPIC LEVELS!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh there are plenty of new skills in the next book
 e_bloc: I hope we get iseakaied
 DoodlestheGreat: Do a one-off book in December and back to Lone Wolf in the new year?
 beowuuf: spla the name grand on each discipline and off we go again
 beowuuf: *slap
 Coherent_Noise: Ah but what about levels 20 through 30
morteica: @Coherent_Noise You're the one sending them? Thank you!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Kai: The Next Generation
 Mr_Horrible: 17 chapters about sourcing lumber
 beowuuf: we have 3/4 of a brick's worth of kai initiates, how many are paying attention in class
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 YFiddler: lots of decisions to make there, too
 Strebenherz: The magnakai discipline of contracts
 e_bloc: its the federation council voting part of the phantom menace
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 abaddon2501:    
morteica: I'd like to do fairy mound again if you wanted to do a one off in December. That was such a good one.
  TXC2: !dragonshield
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 e_bloc: lima romeo romeo magic tango goat fiv-er
morteica: How big are the notebooks? Anyone know?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Vinewood_OG: "No, that's not why." 
  Juliamon: morteica They're A6 size
 e_bloc: thats amazing
 BusTed: That's cool
 RockPusher: Your mug is empty. Tell Dale.
morteica: @Juliamon Ty! 💛
 DoodlestheGreat: Always tell Dale.
Armoric: What's the reference?
 YFiddler: oh he sure is
 ClodiumSoride: @morteica the store page doesn't mention their size
 accountmadeforants: 
 NoxStryx: Is it dishwasher safe?
 abaddon2501: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
 beowuuf: thanks for the fun! byyyye!
 Coherent_Noise: Its not a liquid mug
 ClodiumSoride: @ClodiumSoride oh, wait, it says A6, that's the size
  TXC2: Armoric  Dale is a long time friend of LRR who has DMd many times for them
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 NoxStryx: @Armoric Dale is a common GM for the group, when he makes magic items they often have stipulations that say something like "if you roll a 1, tell dale"
 beowuuf: the fight is epic due to lots of rolls, so it becomes mechanically exciting not narratively. and means you can also die and restart
Armoric: I remember seeing him as a guest in some crapshots, and Friday Night (narrator for "the 8th" right?) but I don't get the "tell" part
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, tell us what happened to the slavemaster 
Armoric: @NoxStryx Ah gotcha, thanks!
 DoodlestheGreat: Dale's was part of the recent Bomb Busters games they were playing.
 beowuuf: if you want a fun dale game, his 8 episode paranoia game is soooo good
UtilityPunk: Played Sorry, We're Closed, and that had nice little epilogues. Pyre as well, for how small it was
 Mr_Horrible: "Horgus is still trying to fleece people at that tavern on the roadside"
 DoodlestheGreat: FRIEND COMPUTER
  TXC2: Fun is mandatory
 e_bloc: we did just destroy a whole goddamn city
 MTigress: next book, Lone Wolf goes on vacation, ends up finding trouble
  TXC2: !next
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 NoxStryx: @Armoric It is his way of allowing them to have stronger magic items early on by balancing it with some hidden downside. (Also makes for some extra tension)
 Coherent_Noise: Lone Wolf files his Q3 taxes
  TXC2: !events
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 DoodlestheGreat: Matt's usually doing Send Codes.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @DoodlestheGreat especially games like that
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 beowuuf: @Armoric in the paranoia games, dale had a card the playerscould get that just said 'tell dale' as in 'let the DM know he can give you some really scary thing. Dale is great s a DM as he always says yes to his players, yet they still beleive he is out to get them
letsbelgo: its a good game
 lamina5432: have a good night
 beowuuf: ph yeah, tell dale was in the d&d game too, nm
 xantos69: Honestly, I kind of hope that the new GTA game just outright sucks.  To me, that would be very funny.
 CabooseFails: wendyquest slaps
 ErynTzun: No interest in GTA at all
 Earthenone: Wendeez nuts?
  TXC2: they got the meats
 e_bloc: I'm in
 CabooseFails: golden archers and the mech chicken
 Vinewood_OG: Just fix the spicy nuggets, ya lunatics.
 NoxStryx: Is it human made or AI?
 DoodlestheGreat: They better play that on W&P
 RockPusher: I do enjoy the genre as it were of Adam learning about the ridiculous bullshit in the world 
 DoodlestheGreat: I'm not a GTA person.
 Earthenone: its like madden in that way. super popular in al alternate universe
  TXC2: NoxStryx  human made apparently
 e_bloc: my coworker said he's taking a week off for it, the youths
 Vinewood_OG: PS5 Pro is like $1700. Even I don't care that much.
 accountmadeforants: I also don't know anyone who's going to buy GTA 6, but I have seen stories about it in mainstream news so I guess it has to be big
 NoxStryx: @TXC2 Cool, I had heard some of the emo album they did was AI.
 BraveOthello: Why don't they ever pronounce "lurmtug" right?
 RatherLargeToad: Always going forward, we can’t find reverse
 DoodlestheGreat: That's a fun game.
Invitare: oh they skipped the caving thing
  Juliamon: they'll get back to the cave one eventually
  TXC2: RatherLargeToad  there's klingons on the starboard bow!
 ErynTzun: GTA is a very old franchise with a very unfortunate history, the peds, those are the NPCs, just randomly shout all kind of bigoted things in GTA V. That isn't even the worst of it.
 Sethalidos: specificly it was the spouse of a dressmaker
 Coherent_Noise: Nelson gets to be taught by a champ
 NoxStryx: @accountmadeforants How many people do you know that buy Call Of Duty or Madden? Yet somehow consistent best sellers.
 DoodlestheGreat: I know one or two folks who play COD. Infrequently.
 beowuuf: LOL
letsbelgo: just a luke main
 RockPusher:  
 YFiddler: thats damning
letsbelgo: throwing sandblasts
EphemeralOsprey: ouch Adam
 Vinewood_OG: Brutal
  TXC2: his father brain is rotten, he only sees the colours
 e_bloc: I got a reason to spend 3 hours away from my kids and play video games
 beowuuf: vod still available of adam kicking ass in twitch rivals
 accountmadeforants: @NoxStryx The Madden thing is more understandable since I'm not from the US (it's FIFA or whatever it's called now that's big here) but yeah, I guess I don't associate with those people, or they just don't talk about it.
 beowuuf: or should be
 e_bloc: anxiety is your overattachment to the status quo
 DoodlestheGreat: That would be a great topic at a convention, Adam.
 e_bloc: pauper sucks, as far as I care
 RatherLargeToad: Pauper feels like some of the sweatiest magic out there
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ArtDecoSunburn: Enjoyable. Thank you, sirs.
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc:    thanks Adam, Beej, Paul, chat, and whoever edits this (Heather, maybe?)
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 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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 beowuuf: thanks! bye!
EphemeralOsprey: byeeeee
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 e_bloc: at 1 million cumulative bits Adam will read the entirity of faerie mound in the eastern european accent
  TXC2: goodnight everybody
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardGlamorousBarracudaPJSugar-Sg6WItTUxdmybQr0
  Juliamon: oh man tfw you timed your edible perfectly and you feel like a goddamn genius
 FuzzRaTheBarelyLiving: @Juliamon Sweet!
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