PUBG Community Custom Night || Crossing the Streams

 Diabore: oh got a spoiler for ya chat, theres a voxlunch in the lobby
 Diabore: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG Community Games Night) at Mon 05:00 PM PCT (8m from now).
 TehAmelie: ah, time for some popcorn
chaos5896: okay, i lost my game. now i can join 
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 Yolysses: lets gooooo!
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 TehAmelie: i'm far too eepy to play as usual, but i'm happy to watch the shenanigans
 Diabore: wonder if dix will be able to join, he seemed interested during desert bus
 TehAmelie: i couldn't figure out the tutorial in this game when i was alert, though that seems to be a common problem
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 xantos69: Well chat, I just finished up eating a pan fried herbed chicken.  So with my chicken dinner out of the way I am now ready for PUBG.
 Sorator13: I woke up stupid early this morning and I am now eepy, so I'm in bed on my laptop
 TehAmelie: neat. i had some shrimp fried rice
 Sorator13: I doubt I'll last very long into the stream but I wanna try 
 TehAmelie: yay fried food
 xantos69: @TehAmelie Always a strong choice.
 Astrovore: I had chicken with rice and beans
  Juliamon: I had some stir-fried green beans and broccoli, and some ravioli
 xantos69: Oh, what kind of ravioli?
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie: had invested in some nice big shrimp and they worked great
 Driosenth:   
 idontgetmyrealname: CONTACT
 Diabore:   
 Sorator13: I grocery shopped today, so I had sushi. Was pretty good, though it didn't hold together too well
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: Just normal cheese ravioli
 shushu2539: 
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That sounds delicious
 Astrovore: 
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  Juliamon: and a single squash ravioli that was leftover
 lamina5432: woo right on time
 omnilord: I am still waiting for my General Tso's Shrimp to get delivered...going to be eating while gaming 😁
 TehAmelie: hmm mixed raviolis. . .
 Astrovore: I've been playing Wardogs so I imagine my muscle memory is all messed up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Ravioli sounds nice
VinylMinty:  I should download pubg
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty Would you be doing it specifically to hunt Wiggins
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notpsion: my warmup round is running long
 lamina5432: just finish some pasta, ham and peas after waking up from my nap. and fed the dog
 TehAmelie: i should download pasta. um wait
VinylMinty: @Thefluffiestguineapig I havent played pubg in community in a while
notpsion: what a problem, hehe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty Well, this is a great time to test
 pleonasticTautology: pubguh
 Micalovits: @TehAmelie *You wouldn't download a pasta*
 Astrovore: the 'ole plunkbat
ghostofagreyman: Downloaded just for this. Practice rounds had me not make it past the zone
 Diabore: i got a sic chunk on a driver in my warm up, but it wasnt head shot so they got away
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 Rexsplosion: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits I totally would
 pleonasticTautology: i did not g et dot net fixed in time for this month, because i was busy playing so much star trek prerelease that i was in the store longer than a full time employee's shift
 Trymantha: looks like i made it in time
 Trymantha: just got home lol
VinylMinty: I'll have it downloaded in like 10 mins or so
 Diabore: just in time for game 21
 TehAmelie: million dollar idea: a pasta printer that can turn out every shape of pasta
 Diabore: 2*
 Rexsplosion: Didn't have time to warm up, but i've been playing a ton before WoW:F stole me away
 62MGcobra: FYI if you didn't update yet its a 15 gig download
 Booster6: Its time for my favorite game, Hide in bathrooms simulator 2017
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams it's time for PUBG Community Game Night! Everyone is welcome, no skill level too low or too high, but if you pwn n00bs for breakfast, please leave me (James) alone. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/117589198858976574
 Rexsplosion: @Booster6 we always call it "running in fields: the game"
 Xenguin47: I was like, "Why are there only 14 people watching?" and then I realized it'd been live for only 4 minutes
  Juliamon: loud notifier is loud
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rexsplosion It is a game that contains multituds
TheAinMAP:   
6 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
  Juliamon:  And multitubs!
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 Diabore: hi james
 Strebenherz: Hi hi
 pleonasticTautology: hi james
 TehAmelie: ahoy
 Astrovore: Hi James!
   Anubis169: Helloooooooooooooooo!!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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 2_manyhobbies: One short of being nice!
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi James.
notpsion: yessss
 omnilord: 👋
Spritz_T: heya James
  Juliamon: That was entirely silent for me
 TheMerricat: I couldn't hear it at all
notpsion: warmup chicken dinner heck yea
 Sorator13: like the parade
 Trymantha: 1 pm here
nyoomgoom: time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so
 Strebenherz:   
 xantos69: Aww Yeah.  Time for some Stealth Games.
Patorik: Who knows with the new daylight saving time zone stuff
 Nigouki: it is an hour earlier than usual here
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 Saintnex: Again!
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 gualdhar: Canadians and not knowing what time it is, name a more iconic duo
 Strebenherz: terraria be doing that too
 Rexsplosion: I KNOW, RIGHT??
 Rexsplosion: sound in the background should be MANDATORY
 lamina5432: theres a few of those, forever doesn't
notpsion: several games have mute audio on focus loss, but most have toggles. dunno about pubg
 Diabore: hows the lightning bolts james?
 Micalovits: @lamina5432 Depends on your settings
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 Nigouki: aren't Fistivities usually on Oki Oki Fight Club?
  Juliamon: PUBG can have a little fistivities at the start of the match
 Diabore: 4th
 AdamYMHMI: Oh sure, just using your week-long charity event that raises huge amounts of money for children's hospitals as an excuse! 
VinylMinty: Im probably gonna be in the 2nd game im still downloading
forcorus1: almost there
 pleonasticTautology: @AdamYMHMI it's a charity that puts people IN hospitals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty There is also a tutorial FYI
99enigmas: Have fun with the shootey-mans tonight!
VinylMinty: Also howdy James. Hope you're doing good
NonchalantAvenger: subs subs subs
forcorus1: curse daylight savings
VinylMinty: Thefluffiestguineapig I've played before.
 62MGcobra: i should have updated yesterday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VinylMinty Ah, no idea if it lets that carry over
 lamina5432: don't worry about being good, I suck and I do fine playing
 Rexsplosion: let's hear Wiggin's non-sequitur
 Kaaannaaa: we all wowing forever sorry
 Rexsplosion: aww...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Being good is NOT a requirement
 Booster6: With the time change i get to play for 2 hours instead of just 1! So excited!
 damn_i_am_pretty: i have a suggestion, could you all just let Matt Wiggins win? just everyone stand still and let him gear up first. Five minute start at least.
 Driosenth: the password keeps certain riff-raff put, and invites discerning riff-raff in.
notpsion: i really liked when discord got announcements a few days prior, maybe those should come back?
 Strebenherz: Oh good can't have a hunt the wiggins night without wiggins
 Micalovits: Discord is pretty low
M4RKNUTT: Sorry, what's the password?
ghyllnox: 
 Rexsplosion: SAME, BROTHER
 Strebenherz: buttslol @M4RKNUTT
 Rexsplosion: @M4RKNUTT buttslol
 Diabore: when
Izandai: Well, he has to host TNG night after this.
 62MGcobra: King Wiggins
 Driosenth: keep Matt alive so he can't play WOW
Izandai: But THEN he'll go back to WoW.
 TehAmelie: WoW Forever Minus 3 Hours huh
 Sorator13: the others' voices are pretty quiet to me
ALLxISxLOST: I call 10 minutes
 Sorator13: except maybe alex?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Same
 alexsteacy: Oooh should I sword Adam
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 lamina5432: oh right the timezone might be why we are light
Izandai: 
M4RKNUTT: First game I've been able to join  see me first dead aha
 BusTed: 
nyoomgoom: i'm using tilt controls!
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 Strebenherz:    
Izandai: 
 RandomTrivia:  
 Rexsplosion: GRATS ALEX
chaos5896: o7
iarethel0ser: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: other o7
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 Sorator13: happy Alex modbirthday!
 DaxStrife: 
ghyllnox: o7
 62MGcobra:   
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 Strebenherz: DO IT
 Getter404: Mods are No Longer Asleep
 LordZarano: 
Spritz_T: what an unsung hero
 NorthstarVixen: DO IT!
chaos5896: 
Izandai: 
thebuzzstreams:  
 neisan2112:   
 RandomTrivia: Nice!
   Anubis169: we never were
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
iarethel0ser: Nice!
VinylMinty: Heyyy Serge1
 Mr_Horrible: nice
ghyllnox: Nice
chaos5896:   
 Sorator13: incredible
KWardJenx: Nice!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: nice
 rxpalindrome: wow, momentus
Izandai: NICE
Patorik: Nice!
 ladyjessica: Nice
 TehAmelie: 
TheAinMAP: 
OrangeFree: Nice
 lamina5432: so many anniversarys
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge and Matt are VERY quiet
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: but they're nice
ghyllnox: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 RandomTrivia: 
Izandai: WOW 
  Foxmar320: lol
 xantos69: Didn't Matt pay LRR to work there?
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  amative1: 153 months, that's almost 2 years!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are other lrr members filtering in slowly?
 lamina5432: yay more death for me
   Anubis169: Might as well drop this one too
ghyllnox: WOW
 lamina5432: dylan is in the lobby
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone vs Dylan?
 RandomTrivia: RIP in pieces Funko, he'll be missed
nyoomgoom: jordan's gonna show up with Words To Say
 Micalovits: RIP Funko
notpsion: i miss funko
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the bounty on Dylan?
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IcyHorriblePresidentBlargNaut-j1n1sBPYspjZOVUg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I miss Funko in these
   Anubis169 high fives wiggins
 Sorator13: that tv helmet is excellent
 sheqesi: The bear is eating dinner - love the bear's wife
 Diabore: right, you can kick now if youre empty handed with right click @LoadingReadyRun
 Sorator13: @sheqesi 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore OH REALLY???
 RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Then you should practise to improve your aim 
ALLxISxLOST: wow isn't a game, its an addiction, ask matt
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhhh, kickyyyyy
Kipstar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
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 sheqesi: PubG starting an hour earlier in our time zone now 🤣
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Honestly, the bear's wife might be better than James as well 
Izandai: Brass is slightly less dense than copper, but I dunno how helmets made of the two materials would differ in how much material they use.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!  How goes they shootymans?
TheAinMAP: 
Spritz_T: blame DST
 NorthstarVixen: welp, might as well redownload this game
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 they have just begun!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia That would require getting over the fact FPS games make me violently motion sick to play
 LordZarano: If the game doesn't have a setting for it you *might* be able to add UnfocusedVolumeMultiplier=1.0 to the game's DefaultEngine ini file. It works with some Unreal Engine 4 games, which PUBG is https://forums.unrealengine.com/t/prevent-engine-from-muting-itself-when-minimized/298168/3
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fjordsword: Thanks for the Suddenly Seymour reference Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Matt and Serge get their volume turned up? Nope
VinylMinty: I remember last time i was playing i jumpscared serge with a grenade 
 codatski: If you want to kick somebody James you could get your committed mod Alex to do it for you 
 PharaohBender27: Rather presumptive of you, Serge - world's first EVER?
 Astrovore: well that didn't last long 
VinylMinty: and it made it onto the hihglights
jibkat: Whos going to get the free crossbow off Serg's body?
 Drasvin: Daylights Saving Shenanigans. Hello!
   Anubis169: it's silly powerful, but it's like trying to hit something with no hitbox
  Foxmar320: Ive gotten exactly 1 crossbow kill in this game before I retired
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Ah, so hitting certain enemies in Silksong without taking contact damage
ghostofagreyman: Ouch… zone hates me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is James running towards the edge of the zone?
jibkat: 
  amative1: Hi scared I'm amative
   Anubis169: 
ghyllnox: Do it scared
  Foxmar320: Im always scared
 AdamYMHMI: Hi, Scared, we're Twitch chat
 Micalovits: Lets nope isn't till tomorrow
   Anubis169: that was damn good
 NorthstarVixen: but on whomst?
  Juliamon: Micalovits next week
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Scared, I have constant near crippling anxiety
   Anubis169: that's like the limit of draw distance
  Juliamon: tomorrow is W+P
  Juliamon: which is scary in its own way
Izandai: But they didn't die, so you might as well have hit zero shots.
  amative1: "two"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 7.
 Micalovits: Oh, the even scarier stream
Izandai: You basically did hit zero shots, if you think about it.
Izandai: James missed every shot.
   Anubis169: WIN
notpsion: hmmmmm
notpsion: hmmmmmmmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Izandai If James damaged equipment or made them use resources that might be worth it
   Anubis169: now, let's not bleed to detah
 NorthstarVixen: nice kill
Izandai: Okay I can't downplay that.
   Anubis169: death*
jibkat: they were not ready
 e_bloc: watch + player unknown battleground battleground
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, did we get a cookie recap I missed?
 TehAmelie: and they were not a psion!
TheAinMAP: 
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 146 months!
 A_Dub888: James killed a man! (In PUBG)
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ghyllnox: Sub notifs sound doubled btw
   Anubis169: 
 NorthstarVixen: those were certainly knocks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NorthstarVixen Occupado!!
 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox They don't sound doubled to me?
notpsion: dear person near james, whoever you are, i wish you luck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sub sound isn't doubled for me
   Anubis169: sec lemme check the buffer
   Anubis169: yeah it's doubled, 50ms or so
 neisan2112: It sounded doubled to me too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 RandomTrivia: lrrFINe
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUNNNNN
jibkat: Think that was Serge with the bow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serpentine SERPENTINE
   Anubis169: tacticool!
 RandomTrivia:  That was a sound
jibkat: 
 TehAmelie: and we got the cool Skorpion gun too. looks like it has an exoskeleton. i wonder if a 14 year old boy designed it
notpsion: and he steals my mp5k? JAMES
 e_bloc: no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it bad that what I want more than anything is for someone to go full nonsense mode and do only throwing knives or something ridiculous
notpsion: its all good, im just jokin'
   Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: Four white mages? It'll never work!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion It is his by right of more bullet
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notpsion: @Thefluffiestguineapig some day i want to see panzers only
mwlsn: @Thefluffiestguineapig I would say no. That is not bad.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
  Foxmar320: Im trapped under a cat
notpsion: good place to be
jibkat: When did Bella get into your house
 BrowneePointz: Impossible Card can be moved
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mwlsn I still want them to do only silly vehicles and by that I mean only manual bicycles, gliders, boats stuff like that some time
 BrowneePointz: Cats
 MungoDude: whoa surreal, I just woke up from a nap and James is on my computer, happy breakmas
mwlsn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, I second. That would be great.
jibkat: Who would move a cat when you could just ask the internet to bring you food BrowneePointz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 I'm sorry o7 that is your fate that now you are a warmed cushion
 idontgetmyrealname: i went and did dishes, and james is still alive, we need to lock in chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @idontgetmyrealname I think Serge is also still alive?
   Anubis169: LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if Alex is still alive as well or not
 SnackPak_: so close
  Juliamon: James is toast any moment now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUN
  Juliamon: Alex is dead
   Anubis169: oh well done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ah, was that the laughing?
  Juliamon: yeah
   Anubis169: NICE!
ghyllnox: \o/
mwlsn: wrapping the bandage over the puffer jacket 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I assume Serge is shooting?
 Redbassist: 
 TheDevil_Risen: o7 Lamina
  Foxmar320: James got a kill!
 TheDevil_Risen:  
TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: good try Lamina
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh good try Lamina
   Anubis169: now where's the other cheapshotter?
notpsion: hi forc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume it was unfortunate reloading?
 lamina5432: rude james so rude 
ALLxISxLOST: Wiggin's side gaming wow yet?
 MungoDude: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Seeeeeeerge! *shakes fist*
 shushu2539: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 I assume unfortunate reloading
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: But it wasn't with a crossbow, Serge 
Izandai: @ALLxISxLOST He had to walk Maple.
ALLxISxLOST: Fair enough
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: not sure if serge was who I was shooting at or if I got third/4th partied
 lamina5432: @Thefluffiestguineapig second person cornered
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  Foxmar320: Serge tell us where you are so we can come "Help" you
loufghyslaufey: Today!? Aw, NO.... Why...??(...!)
 Strebenherz: do it again, mysterious someone
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lamina5432 OH SHIT never mind
loufghyslaufey: Sorry
Bearudite: archipelagoed
 TheDevil_Risen: O hai Alex 
 TehAmelie: you can kick people from your game, right?
 pleonasticTautology: archipelago death link on james
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bearudite Death link online
iarethel0ser: James installed deathlink for everyone.
Patorik: Mwahaha, avenged!
loufghyslaufey: I'm just a little...
ghyllnox: F
 Redbassist: Oh no the busapeligo death link
   Anubis169: Famous youtuber James "Controls the whole server" Turner
 TheDevil_Risen: haha @pleonasticTautology 
ALLxISxLOST: This Man Is JAMES TURNER VTUBER!. Look at that well put together model.
loufghyslaufey: !card Fear of Being Left
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Lysander_salamander: that is a ridiculous-looking gun
 TehAmelie: just wondering if we should admire James' restraint
loufghyslaufey: Dang.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, do we still have registration up for the Thanksgiving archipelago or was that not finalized?
letsbelgo: Its his new hair cut, the lightning bolt helps with aiming quicker
Izandai: 
 Strebenherz: BAHHAHAHA
   Anubis169: wow
ghyllnox: o7
 A_Dub888: MAATT
 Strebenherz: GOOD JOB MATT
 Redbassist: 
notpsion: forc!
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: GG Matt
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Izandai: Well done, Matt.
mwlsn: 
  Juliamon: got forc'd
 Vinewood_OG: 
   Anubis169: that was a shot and a half
Lysander_salamander: nice
 RandomTrivia: The Matt Wiggins Commentator's Curse
Bacon_Trail: welp, say hi to the highlight reel
Izandai: The SECOND he said that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander It looks like it was inspired by the Twisted Metal show for sure
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: AHHHHHHH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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VinylMinty: oh my god matts name card
 DaxStrife: Waiting for Ben to wheel into shot behind James and go "Did you diiiiiie?!"
chaos5896: "are ya winnin' son?"
loufghyslaufey: I'm just a little...
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Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to try the second season
loufghyslaufey: !card fear of missing out
  LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnergeticAlluringRavenTakeNRG-7La2OyBTswT4oQUm
 TheDevil_Risen: Dammit Matt 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrispyYummySalmonSmoocherZ-mfMknsiELplq-_ci
 Diabore: i JUST want to not die to dylan
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 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindFragileOcelotDancingBanana-2cdDD7gYJBKKl4q4
 TheDevil_Risen: haha life goals @Diabore 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Dylan dead?
ghyllnox: F
 Strebenherz: I don't care if my clip doesn't get highlighted i just want that for my personal clips xD
 TheDevil_Risen: o7 Serge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE Dylan is not dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the cookie standings?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And what's the baked goods bounty on Dylan
 Redbassist: Chunky uzi
loufghyslaufey: I swear, the PUBBinG almost, always fall in the day I least expect
notpsion: I see everyone went to the clips for that one
 Redbassist: Dang
chaos5896: dylan killed me, now its a game for king of the hill
 Diabore: dylan plus 1 cookie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY FUCK what was that Dylan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was just pause, aim one tap
Patorik: It's actually browser cookies
 TehAmelie: "cookies are just made up numbers" -James Turner
Uniclonus: They're metaphorical cookies. Not sure what flavor
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah top 5 cookie - chicken dinner cookie - bounty cookie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Dylan should start with a bounty
Izandai: 
 RandomTrivia: Right now I don't think Ashley wants to ship anything for a while 
   Anubis169: 🍪
 Diabore: fist fight!
 PharaohBender27: 
 pleonasticTautology: lol lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think if you asked Ashley to ship anything she would throw you INTO THE SEA
 pleonasticTautology: meg continuing to be funnier than matt
loufghyslaufey: Or, OR... she'll change the terms of the  theme meme;
   Anubis169: oi
 PharaohBender27: 
notpsion: forc!
Patorik: Dylan is the boss fight of the match
ghyllnox: \o/
jibkat: Im back
jibkat: who killed Matt?
 RandomTrivia: And there it is, there's the driving conflict of the narrative! 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice.damage
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 omdorastrix: PLayer 69 did over 900 damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like watching Dylan fight
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 orrie104: The Bear is joining
 PharaohBender27: The heck sort of a wing mask was that in the transition screen?
 orrie104: standby one!
 lamina5432: isn't it fun to watch someone be good at a video game
 Diabore: james did you do a kick?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially when we had that one week where someone had Dylan's number with the flash bangs
currentlyfsu: anyone can join?
 VonShnigglewitz: @currentlyfsu yes
ghostofagreyman: Yup
schordash: @Peter_Chordash gl bokkie 
notpsion: who was that, I forget? Flashbang to the teeth
currentlyfsu: omw, launching game
 Diabore: just put the rock away and right click
ALLxISxLOST: I lost The Game
loufghyslaufey: That Ashley's granted one bottle spray within each stream hour. Chosen at the random playback of 
 gualdhar: two rules: don't be a jerk, kill Matt on sight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Like 3 times
Xaunaught: But James, im playing WoW Forever (loving watching tho)
ghostofagreyman: I got zone bombardment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And James needs to tell people
 Rexsplosion: @Xaunaught i managed to tear myself away
 gsyhiap: If everybody was profoundly mediocre it would be much less interesting to watch. Go Dylan!
 Redbassist: You are a Normal pubg viewer you can play a game
 TheDevil_Risen: ill have to update for next time. 20gig on an Aussie connection is too slow
   Anubis169: Juan Moar
 gsyhiap: @gualdhar Does rule 2 also apply to Matt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you have no skills you can join
currentlyfsu: almost there
 xantos69: Died to single tap headshot by Forc while I was moving.  I really hope we go to a map with grass so I can laydown soon.
ALLxISxLOST: So Chat, When you play minesweeper, where do you start on the board?
 RandomTrivia: 
  amative1: [x] to doubt
 Redbassist: You are a Normal pubg player you can die to Dylan
jibkat: @ALLxISxLOST top left
Bacon_Trail: hey I'm here for the twitch stream... but I'm on a mac
 PharaohBender27: @ALLxISxLOST I usually start near a corner
  Juliamon: ALLxISxLOST Random
 TehAmelie: generally the top left quadrant
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt's been 29 for about eleven years, honestly a superior choice
 Diabore: alex should have 2, he won a game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bacon_Trail Same, but the bigger issue is FPS games (playing) make me profoundly sick
currentlyfsu: damnm wasn't quick enough
loufghyslaufey: Idk, "One More...!?" return when?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex should have 2
Spritz_T: congrats
jibkat: @damn_i_am_pretty 14 years you mean
Izandai: 
ghyllnox: 
 Saintnex: Hahaha
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You are being kicked to death
 TheDevil_Risen: who's the bear
 PharaohBender27: Oh *someone* has a grudge against James
 Diabore: put the rock away
 MAPBoardgames: I too, have never died in PUBG
 gsyhiap: 17? 
 aClonedPickle: finally, a way to kill dylan
notpsion: holster and right click to kick
 aClonedPickle: too many cookies
 TheDevil_Risen: ok theres multiple bears 
 Redbassist: Ki yah
 RandomTrivia: Magnificent
 TheMerricat: they added it like two patches back
ghyllnox: 
notpsion: yes kick/jumpkick is just in pubg now
notpsion: all maps all modes
 Redbassist: Can you kick it?
 CaptainSpam: We're going full Duke Nukem now.  Get out your office chairs for the double-kick!
 omdorastrix: Kicks only Naruto run everywhere
TotallyNotaBeholder: Slappers only, no oddjob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, forget the no weapons no armor fisticuffs. Last 2 KICK FIGHT
 shushu2539: don't bring a knife to a kick fight
 RandomTrivia: Player Unknown's kickBoxing rinG
 Athelgar: its all in the mind
7gorobei: this... is..... sparta adjacent
   Anubis169 plays the choir
 MAPBoardgames: Punch, Kick, its all in the mind
   Anubis169: Dual of the Feets
 Redbassist: Next Oki Oki
 RandomTrivia: @Anubis169 Excellent HypeLul
   Anubis169: (yes i know, spelling)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Redbassist If you can force a combo in this game you can do it in ANY GAME
letsbelgo: way ahead of you
 MAPBoardgames: My niece is THC
 TehAmelie: is that what happens when you evolve into a vapor?
 ContingentCat: I feel pretty good about it
 shea_wolfe: No the real question is who is number 1?
 PharaohBender27: You're . . . cool, James 
loufghyslaufey: Uh....
 ContingentCat: That would be telling
 margieargie: "I am not a number, I'm a free man!"
   Anubis169: I am not a number, I am a free man!!
   Anubis169 hugs margieargie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: See.......go to a hospital. Or check straight into a cemetary
 RandomTrivia:  has been called
letsbelgo: @Diabore good job, you took down enemy #1
 Laurence72: @Anubis169 Get back to work, #169!
 gsyhiap: Vicars do not want your constipated ass.
VinylMinty: immediately dead 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
   Anubis169:   
loufghyslaufey: Eh? Serge got Oki'd? In a Pubg game?
ALLxISxLOST: If you had to go by a number as your name, would you rather be a small number or a high number?
 TehAmelie: someone had a fun sleepover
 Redbassist: @Anubis169 Now that's a happy muffin right there
   Anubis169: I love my work
notpsion: good news, I know who's in the bear costume
notpsion: bad news: how I found out
ALLxISxLOST: whats the bad news?
Lysander_salamander: Is this one of the smaller maps?
notpsion: (dying to them)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Ok, bad news?
ALLxISxLOST: oof
ghyllnox: @ALLxISxLOST Like would I rather have to put "Two" or "Two thousand, three hundred, fifty-nine" on a form or what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
schordash: lol heard my husband hit his desk once then saw his name up top 30 seconds later   
   Anubis169: trouble is... you're all badasses 98% of the time so I don't get to quickdraw hardly at all anymore!
Lysander_salamander: nice
letsbelgo: and trymantha, high value kill
notpsion: @Lysander_salamander yes, its one of the smaller ones
 MAPBoardgames: Victor is the Vector
 Redbassist: @schordash 
jibkat: Matt was, shot
ghyllnox: o7 Wiggins
jibkat: in the face
   Anubis169: MAPBoardgames: Do we have clearance, Clarance?
schordash: o7
 TheDevil_Risen: o7 Wiggins has left the arena
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So did James just get Wiggins?
jibkat: no
notpsion: uhh hello lets all congratulate Phoenix
 MAPBoardgames: @Anubis169 Roger, Roger
   Anubis169: 
ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: what
 SnackPak_: yikes
 margieargie:  
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 Redbassist: Lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
schordash:  
 TheDevil_Risen: ring ring BOOM
ghyllnox: It sings at you omg
7gorobei: science in progress
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm dying
  amative1: !clip
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 Strebenherz: okay i didn't catch it why did i hear a cell phone go off
ALLxISxLOST: @ghyllnox no requirements to fully write it out in english. Just how high of a number would you like if you had to.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my face hurts
 Strebenherz: was that a nokia bomb
 MAPBoardgames: @Strebenherz cellphone trigger for C4
 Strebenherz: amazing
 SquareDotCube: @Strebenherz you mean a nukia
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ZealousBloodyClipsmomTinyFace-BZwDC43ubj7ai0Kx
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was just perfect "how does this work" followed by a Nokia ring tone and RUNNING
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I saw the crate landed right next to me and went "welp, if anyone is near I am so dead"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ']]]]]
  Juliamon: kitty
 Strebenherz: @A_Dub888 thank you
 Strebenherz: @SquareDotCube 
   Anubis169: kitty?
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig o/
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmokyPeacefulDumplingsCharlietheUnicorn-yiRuOJvt6PHPcvBE
 MAPBoardgames: 50% better than a 2X
  Juliamon: I'm guessing Freya?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's one more ex.
loufghyslaufey: Gott'd?
 MAPBoardgames: I would totally download a coffee
 pleonasticTautology: there's coffee in that .txt
 Strebenherz: There's coffee in that .exe
   Anubis169: I would download a coffee in a heartbeat 
 pleonasticTautology: @Strebenherz lmao
  Juliamon: yall pls. It's coffee.js
Bearudite: you missed a jammer pack
   Anubis169: javaspout
loufghyslaufey: All your coffees are NFTS!!
 Redbassist: You wouldn't shoot guy with a bicycle would you?
 HadesLeprechaun: I wouldn't trust a downloaded coffee, but that's different than not wanting to do it
loufghyslaufey: How would you drink that!?
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon o7
 MAPBoardgames: @loufghyslaufey Nummy For Thinking?
 A_Dub888: @Redbassist not if that man was Kazuma Kiryu
   Anubis169: MAHP 
 GasCityGaming: laundry's done
   Anubis169: the Nukia 3310
loufghyslaufey: @MAPBoardgames No. The BAD One!
 Redbassist: @A_Dub888 Kiryu chaaaaan
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're worried about how many people are alive, why don't you do something about it?
Lysander_salamander: is that one of those guns that has to spool up to full speed?
notpsion: nah, pubg doesn't have those
   Anubis169: hehehehe
notpsion: I think it was an m249?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, Serge was gott'd? I thought, Serge was spectating, ngl
   Anubis169: 
 itira: nice James
 ContingentCat: Clever boy
notpsion: Serge is only getting away with this since the map doesn't have cars
loufghyslaufey: Helmets save lives, Turner
Lysander_salamander: Is it with the same actors?
 Nigouki: Nicholas Cage just saying Yes to every script
 GasCityGaming: wait, WHAT?!
 Getter404: Force Ghost Jared Leto
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: -42 you killed me, therefore you must win 
letsbelgo: force is down
   Anubis169: that was a self contained movie
TheAinMAP: 
chaos5896: gg forc
 margieargie: Is the Star Citizen guy still a producer?
loufghyslaufey: @Anubis169 Not any... more?   
 pleonasticTautology: you're the man now, dog
loufghyslaufey: But 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Reyyan1395: James is going to get flashed to death by Xantos, calling it now
 A_Dub888: PUBJames
VinylMinty: James You're.... cool
 TheWriterAleph: Brandon Greene's Mean Bean Machine
   Anubis169: I find the idea of a Star Citizen movie just doing rounds of movie investment, filming more and more stuff but never reaching final print... quite on brand
 Redbassist: John PUBG?
 omdorastrix: Mr pubG - bring me a G! Make it the pubbiest G that's ever been G-ed...
Patorik: Blah, dead. But 3 kills this time!
 VonShnigglewitz: @Reyyan1395 I would very much enjoy that
 gsyhiap: More PUBG than taking Graham to a bar.
  amative1: @VinylMinty I would totally pin that comment if we didn't need the lobby info in the pin already...
 Redbassist: He's stimming :V
VinylMinty: amative1 
   Anubis169: How many left?
 gsyhiap: Top 5!
 Diabore: james rude
 TheDevil_Risen: o7 @Diabore
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MAPBoardgames: He may hate it, but he keeps getting kills with it.
Sogheim: there goes James, clicking on heads
 Redbassist: Tapas
 CaptainSpam: Focus Turner
 Darleysam: ol' One-Tap Turner, that's what they call him
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: spectorar mode has labeled hitmarkers, neat
Reyyan1395: Somebody get this man a cookie
 Darleysam: and not just on account of his unconventional indoor plumbing choices
   Anubis169: NICE
 pleonasticTautology: SICK SICK SICK
chaos5896: damn
Patorik: Haha, James avenges me again!
 gsyhiap: Woah, actual one tap
 Diabore: kick fight!
 damn_i_am_pretty: noooo not Omni!
 Diabore: drop your guns
 lamina5432: let's go omnivore
 omnilord: nice lol
schordash: what you don't see is that Ashley is always just off screen with a spray bottle
 MungoDude: wouldn't you rather win with kicks?
Izandai: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice
 shushu2539: 
 Darleysam: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlayfulSwissNoodleFeelsBadMan-ndY1qVoiSjIw5RI2
  amative1: DINNER
Reyyan1395: GGS!
chaos5896: gg
 CaptainSpam: VICTORY
letsbelgo: matt doesnt get to speak
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 A_Dub888:   
 neisan2112:      
 pleonasticTautology: 
   Anubis169: 
 Strebenherz: there we go
 Mr_Horrible: sheeeeeesh
iarethel0ser: 
head_cannon: 
 gsyhiap: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 margieargie:    
 TheWriterAleph: 
Forgotten_Sanity: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I was spectating, he was about to shoot you
schordash:   
7gorobei: double cookie
 Redbassist:    
 Getter404: Nooooooooooo
 Rexsplosion: INCREDIBLE MATCH FOR JAMES
 Peter_Chordash: Amazing
 GhostValv: 
 underhill33:   
Patorik: But you can get cookies from Ashley anytime! How often do you get to have a kick fight?
 pleonasticTautology: !clip
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 NorthstarVixen: GGs
 Astrovore: Well done James
 MungoDude: 
   Anubis169: Nicely done!
 Diabore: at least i killed the serge
 underhill33:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: \o/
 margieargie:    
 MAPBoardgames:  
 TheDevil_Risen:   
notpsion: gg james
TheAinMAP:  
VinylMinty: I was immediately dead at the start with no weapon found 
 Rexsplosion: 
eelaypuff: is there any interesting in that city map with the helicopter we did at the end of the last one? I think it was called Haven?
 Mr_Horrible: @Diabore on this, the day of his 69th month of sub? 
 MrPipboy3000: James earning those xX's
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PrettiestMotionlessOstrichPunchTrees-PzK1g0KngTaBNDb_
 Diabore: we were at 38 before
VinylMinty: we were at 39
 orrie104: We only had 39 last game
VinylMinty: we only loss one
  amative1: 40!
ALLxISxLOST: James, if you could have the Tiktok chocolatier mold anything out of chocolate, what would it be you'd ask for?
notpsion: @VinylMinty yeah that map can be tough
 Micalovits: Download complete, time to lose!
 Diabore: so a quicky then good ol erangel;
 gsyhiap: Come on down to get one-tapped by James!
 MAPBoardgames: A severed head?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you remember to check it wasn't 3rd person?
 Xenguin47: Oh! Yeah, he hosted a chocolate competition!
Sogheim: I lowkey do not like the chocolatier videos
  Sarah_Serinde: Amaury Guichon, man deserves to be named for his work
Izandai: I hate his smile. He didn't have that smile in his earlier videos and I liked those a lot more.
 xantos69: Interesting, Could it be 3rd person?
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup, says fpp beside the map up top
 omdorastrix: A BUS?
 MungoDude: hi name's Amaury Guichon, he makes giant chocolate sculptures
jibkat: a mincraft chunk?
jibkat: so you could punch it
 TheDevil_Risen:   chocolate
 AugmentingPath: Izzet Cake sounds like a terrible Highlander deck
  Sarah_Serinde: his work is incredibly impressive. And pretty ridiculous 
 Diabore: james you should have went to loot me, i had a crate gun
VinylMinty: When is Pubg gonna make a desert bus plane
Officinalis: Guichon is a master. He needs a better video editor tho
 MAPBoardgames: Most of those "is it cake" cakes are fondant. Eww..
 TheDevil_Risen: Izzet Cake has to be made into a Highlander deck 
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you Matt
 gualdhar: Put James in a room with one thing being cake, and he can only use his mouth to find it. Except there's no cake in the room.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde When you look at a lot of incredibly impressible modern food work it is often very ridiculous
 Diabore: doesnt this have npcs?
 DoodlestheGreat: @MAPBoardgames Yeah, I don't like fondant either.
 TheMerricat: the truck is NOT a loot truck., it kills
notpsion: ok whoever's gundam with the TV head, 10/10 no notes
Lysander_salamander: oh right there's npcs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat I hate fondant, makes my teeth hurt
Lysander_salamander: my connection is terrible tonight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notpsion Isn't that Matt?
 Diabore: ijm so happy i mentioned the kicks
 Getter404: But james, what if YOU are the bad guys
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is gonna be brutal
 TehAmelie: just like Terminator, we all have to unite to fight the machines
  Sarah_Serinde: I view the Is It Cake and similar things as impressive work with specific media and a bunch of constraints, rather than like, practical food
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 There are cop NPCs, therefore you can't be the WORST guys
mwlsn: the only way to traverse doors
 MAPBoardgames: Liberated!
 Getter404: We Anger Foot now
 TheDevil_Risen: Tarkov : Breach
7gorobei: dynamic entry
 margieargie: It'd be weird if you could only kick outdoors 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH discovery made, now is this game ANGER FOOT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Anger Foot is such a fun game to watch
mwlsn: jump chumps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Or middoors
ghyllnox: If you finish DNF do you finish or not?
jibkat: whoops
 orrie104: Eff
 codatski: Sure James
 TheDevil_Risen: sure james, PubG "Family"
 orrie104: that sucked
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: hah, yup zero to dead real fast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If people like kicking the game Anger Foot is literally "you can only kick" the game (they played it on W+P as a palate cleanser)
jibkat: who played chicken with the ground?
 CastleOtranto: One of these days I will remember the time zone thing. Today was not that day.
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Right, I should get back to that game at some point . . .
 orrie104: went from 0 people around to 3, and 1 got a gun
 pleonasticTautology: lol
  Juliamon: 
 TheDevil_Risen: haha GG Wiggins
ghyllnox: 
 pleonasticTautology: @wiggins lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CastleOtranto I literally changed the reminder I had in my phone because it DID NOT CHANGE AT ALL so I needed to do it manually
 TehAmelie: what was it called, Rocket Bot Royale? where if you don't get off the chopper you just drown when it goes down
 MAPBoardgames: Magic hour in murder city.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 If you do it during stream you can also be kicking 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: are the dudes labeled "guard" bots?
 ErynTzun: oh hai, how's the pew pew going?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun James won a round
 margieargie: I wonder if this give-away-your-position helicopter guy knows the give-away-your-position helicopter guy from Project Zomboid
 VonShnigglewitz: @phoenixletmeuseadashd yup
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Don't know if it's one of those games that works for playing while also watching stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 On second thought probably not
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig so he owes himself a cookie 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: playing while watching will get you killed
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: sound is very important here
 MAPBoardgames: Check the optics store downtown
 TehAmelie: and you'll be shunned for stream sniping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun More importantly the bounty is on him right now
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice shot serge
VinylMinty: Couldnt vault out of a window and had to go ground floor and immediately died with good stuff
 ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig haha of course
VinylMinty: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Oh we were meaning playing Anger Foot while watching stream
 lamina5432: that was a fast freakin zone
 TehAmelie: oh ha
Lysander_salamander: If I remember properly, the good gear is being held by armored cars that you have to take out?
jibkat: o7 TheMerricat
 TheDevil_Risen: o7 @TheMerricat
 SnackPak_: 
 pleonasticTautology: lmao
 TheWooglie: 
 ErynTzun: lmao
 Micalovits: Jaaaaames xD
Barb4rian: lol
ghyllnox:  James
 GhostValv: 
 TheWooglie: James fell
 TheDevil_Risen: haha tried from the DFA
x0den: revenge!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Yeah, Pharohbender and I both don't play during these streams at all, but the fact there's kicking now just made me think of the "YOU ONLY KICK" game that is sweet which is Anger Foot so I joked they should play that and then they reasonably pointed out watching stream while playing that game which also has a sick soundtrack probably wouldn't work well
 LordZarano: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @x0den Ah, are you omnivore?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
x0den: no sorry!
 NorthstarVixen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BillowingSarcasticCougarPMSTwin-gpngdzAYRmb5HCAu
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FineTransparentPhoneTwitchRaid-5wXfktNcfGh0P6d3
x0den: i was just noticing th epatttern
 Astrovore: cookie please
Bearudite: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astrovore Well done
 Astrovore: I don't even care that I died immediately afterwards 
 WiJohn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EagerObservantKathyUWot-XCp5YG_UQa7uj9us
 ErynTzun: My hearing from one ear isn't the best anymore, I could never do this it's annoying enough for single player. Like right now playing OOT remake trying to listing for sounds to direct me through the damn forest.
 TehAmelie: trapped in the tunnels with the deadlights eh
chaos5896: Hit F
chaos5896: @LoadingReadyRun
notpsion: xantos how
 SnackPak_: a lil bit of yeehaw
chaos5896: Oh, my bad
 Astrovore: hold alt and you have freelook
eelaypuff: hold alt and look
 SquareDotCube: cowboy up
 TehAmelie: imagine going to jail in PUBG
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: shooting at an attack copter seems like a good way to end up with a case of dead
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100
jibkat: Bold move cotton
 xantos69: Ok, well this map is officially miserable.
ghyllnox: Forcing good, even
 ErynTzun: Only you can make, oh, this world seem right
notpsion: you only almost died like 3 times in a row, xantos
 ErynTzun: Only you can make the darkness bright
Patorik: It's delightfully weird
notpsion: heh
 TheMerricat: The guards are in buildings just don't go in that building.
 Astrovore: there are NPCs? weird
 orrie104: forced to land with 4 others is also less than fun
 lamina5432: it's a different learning curve
notpsion: but also I struggle with small maps so i get it
 NotCainNorAbel: you turn them off with bullets 
loufghyslaufey: "Your frenemies are dead! Good luck!" -CTS Announcer
 xantos69: @notpsion Didn't know I was being watched.    But yea, there is no way to circle around or "get ahead" on this.  You just end up stuck, pinched, then dead.
chaos5896: Sorry to the bear I mowed down at the start 😬
Patorik: Another map, I think Rondo, also has NPCs
 TheMerricat: I mean the guards have radios on so you know trhe building they are in is occupied.
 TheDevil_Risen: Serge living the overswing dream 
Reyyan1395: Yeah I got attacked by the roaming truck ran into a building and found guards
 NorthstarVixen: I am trying to will my download to go as fast as possible
Barb4rian: I am in the waiting room
 orrie104: Time change is also difficult for MT and PT...
Lysander_salamander: yay
 ErynTzun: basketti
 TheDevil_Risen: mm i like basgetti
 dougma: The timezone change messed things up for me, thought it just started
 JohneyS: I just finished updating, I'll be in the next one.
ghyllnox: o7 Forc
forcorus1: o7
 margieargie: Wonder how the Barrens Chat is in WoW Forever
jibkat: Really sunk that cost
Barb4rian: I would imagine as toxic as ever
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 SnackPak_: oof
Sogheim: that sounds awful
 lamina5432: in the RP server it's a bunch of knuckle heads
Sogheim: my 20's are over, I don't wanna be that age again
 Diabore: damn, i had no first aid
 gualdhar: the people in game aren't toxic. its the social media around it
 ErynTzun: I do not tend to play City of Heroes as much any more, I just only want to play with ppl I know. It's just not safe to team with strangers in my exprience.
 Micalovits: Camping is an amazing feature
 TheDevil_Risen: i like the twitter meme of a taruen running past people and yelling "on your left" in the forever beta 
 Peter_Chordash: Trymantha noticing the shadow was great
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: it's very chill hordeside. peeked at Alliance and not impressed
 Diabore: at least i domed someone MUCH better than me in forc
 HadesLeprechaun: I remember Barrens chat being mostly Chuck Norris memes in 2004
 HadesLeprechaun: before they were called 'memes'
jibkat: Sunk that cost Matt
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Diabore: lets go trymantha
 Peter_Chordash: Woooo!
 ErynTzun: Meme isn't new: it dates to evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins' 1976 book The Selfish Gene, where it functioned with a meaning other than its current most common one. In Dawkins' conception of the term, it is "a unit of cultural transmission"—the cultural equivalent of a gene
notpsion: gg gg
Lysander_salamander: 
ghyllnox: \o/
chaos5896: Gg
 MungoDude: 
 SymphonySolstice: ggs
Lysander_salamander: I suppose if everyone is on Wow maybe I'll have a chance
 SquareDotCube: you had discount leg shortening surgery
M4RKNUTT: GGs!
loufghyslaufey: Welp
ALLxISxLOST: Chat: Favorite Sodas!
 DoodlestheGreat: Vanilla WOW with extra quests.
notpsion: how many times has this been for wow
 TehAmelie: wait, didn't they already make WoW Classic?
 Diabore: james still on haven @LoadingReadyRun
letsbelgo: Its the millianal reitrnemnt home for people that gave up
loufghyslaufey: Oh, uh, WoW next? I uh... I concede.
ErynTzun: I would often auto run and W key into walls because I would fall asleep. I still have that skill of falling asleep while holding down W key.
 Diabore: oh i thought you meant only one, nevermind
 Rexsplosion: absolutely is
 lamina5432: there are supposed to be new classes coming soon, wheres my bard
Seagulyus: @TehAmelie this is wow classic plus. basically, what if they kept releasing content for wow classic that was new
Patorik: Oh whoops I took too long to get back. Next one!
 shushu2539: 7 years from now they'll make WoW Forever_Final_v2
loufghyslaufey: Is that a sign? Wiggins is taking that as a sign?
 Rexsplosion: Serge Murdering with words
 TehAmelie: @shushu2539 i'm thinking WoW Eternal
loufghyslaufey: Oof.
 Getter404: Basically they changed it up enough that the game isn't "solved", and are going to keep updating from there taking a "wide, not tall" approach like Guild Wars 1
jibkat: 
Sogheim:   
 NotCainNorAbel: so supportive
 Micalovits: Thank god for those last two words
loufghyslaufey: You mean, January?
jibkat: James: "your right noone will hire you"
 pleonasticTautology: no one hires me regardless of the time of year
 Micalovits: "No one is going to hire you..... In december"
 pleonasticTautology: been unemployed since 2019 
 SquareDotCube: maybe that's the goal, to become so unhirable that capitalism will have to consume itself
 ErynTzun: Yes generally Dec is not a hiring month hah
 TheDevil_Risen: Matt "Hire this man" Wiggins
loufghyslaufey: (sighs) that escalated existentially....
trident042: Dangit, go figure I finally catch a pubg night but it's right after I had to clean hard drive and it isn't installed
 e_bloc: the shit i take on you will be later
 TheDevil_Risen: also, someone Hire Jordan!
Bacon_Trail: I was just typing that Matt!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If it were me, I would simply not get shot.
   Anubis169: Get that Hopkins on board!
loufghyslaufey: @TheDevil_Risen Jordan? What's Jordan's story?
 pleonasticTautology: someone hire tautology too
 Astrovore: oh a guard
 pleonasticTautology: @loufghyslaufey jordan hopkins got laid off from wotc
 TheDevil_Risen: @loufghyslaufey WOTC Jordan
 Micalovits: Well shit
jibkat: rude
 Micalovits: That wasn't a good start
 TehAmelie: i recall a  video with Nahan Fillion's advice to an acting partner: "Do more. No wait, do less. Wait. Just, stop sucking."
 e_bloc: look everyone hire anyone within LRR, LRR-adjacent, Desert Bus, and/or in twitch chat for LRR
 SnackPak_: nice follow up
loufghyslaufey: (sighs) Phrauxy Everything, Magic "do-gooders"?
loufghyslaufey: Everything! For Jordan!
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Matt 
jibkat: they sure saw you
loufghyslaufey: Yes! We should downloads Basics for Cubes and/or drafts
letsbelgo: The weird part of wow:F is the whole "authentic encounters, put a camp fire down and talk with people" Stuff that they are pushing when that *never* happened in vanilla
 TehAmelie: Wiggins: did not die so fast he couldn't get into Heaven (this time)
VinylMinty: Ok im not a fan of this map 
notpsion: yeah lol
 orrie104: Dammit Serge...
 orrie104: stalking you form inside the building!
loufghyslaufey: @TehAmelie Its called "Vahalla" & no one in their right mind should wish to end up there(...??)
 orrie104: 
 Micalovits: My 3 seconds on the ground in this round did not give me much of a chance to get more of an impression of it xD
 orrie104: And you don't even take teh bear suit...
notpsion: it looks cool, at least
 TehAmelie: was just thinking of this deeply serious guy who was convinced the Oceangate gang died too fast to go to Heaven
Lysander_salamander: well, they were billionaires
  wiggins: @letsbelgo in fairness, the campfire system didnt' exist in vanilla wow
Lysander_salamander: so it wasn't likely anyway
  wiggins: that's a new thing FOR wow forever
 damn_i_am_pretty: mandatory socialization for WoW players will continue until they are healthy citizens
letsbelgo: @wiggins well yeah, but trying to use that to harken back to something that "just happened" back in vanilla is just weird. Its the way they pitched it
  wiggins: and the buffs you get for doing it have made hunkering down by a campfire an actual pretty cool thing
 TehAmelie: i did like campfires. and really i liked having to carry around firewood and that for them
 Diabore: dylan why
 VonShnigglewitz: 
ghostofagreyman: I had James lined up
 VonShnigglewitz: im sorry
 Diabore: and serge
Forgotten_Sanity: congrats serge
letsbelgo: I just hate nostoliga bait or trying to paint what it was like differently.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @VonShnigglewitz Don't apologize, that's how the game goes
notpsion: hey, drrek was in the game! belated hello
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @letsbelgo I agree
 Diabore: see for me and dylan it was vector v vector but im bad at shooting sooooo
loufghyslaufey: So the jist I'm getting about Blizzard; is that everything ends in WoW:EVER? No more campaigns, expansions, uh... etc.? (No idea if I'm missing something)
 MAPBoardgames: Spicy!
notpsion: @Diabore i was spectating dylan and he absolutely whiffed on you earlier
schordash: made me jump 
letsbelgo: and I did nothing for years than play wow in hardcore guilds. Im that vietnam war viet going off on new recruits going to war
notpsion: alas not twice in a row
 Peter_Chordash: Trymantha gets me again 
 Diabore: @notpsion i noticed that actually, but then he locked in when he saw my drip
loufghyslaufey: Blizzard made their ultimate WoW release & that's where they leave it at for announcements for now?
notpsion: thats the problem with being fashionable
notpsion: heheh
 VonShnigglewitz: @notpsion i thought i had 416 out but it was vector lol
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 lamina5432: whoops dropped out window right onto a gun
schordash:    
 MAPBoardgames: I don't want to alarm, but I think someone doesn't like James
 Diabore: so much shooting
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: so much missing
 NorthstarVixen: its spicy there
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I could have gotten a double but alas
schordash: et tu
 MAPBoardgames: Spicy chicken
notpsion: hipfiring the AKM is never a good time, way too much recoil
notpsion: see also: using the akm at all, lol
loufghyslaufey: Or that WoW becomes an unorthodox mixture of HALO: Infinite & the 1st Destiny game?
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: That said a conservative coward heavy portfolio gets me to the top 10
 Diabore: that turret truck is a bastard
 Diabore: nearly killed me when i shot forc last game
schordash: 
 ErynTzun: be vewwy vewwy quiet we hunting jameses
 VonShnigglewitz: @phoenixletmeuseadashd top 10 is a top 10
 Diabore: actual bees dick
notpsion: 1 hp
 SnackPak_: 1hp and a dream
 Laurence72: ONE IS NOT ZERO!
schordash: 🍪 
 shea_wolfe: Is that literal 1 hp?
ghyllnox: 1 is not 0
 NorthstarVixen: so close to death
loufghyslaufey: @VonShnigglewitz You... take those? (We...?)
schordash: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1 IS NOT 0!!!
schordash: shhhhmovin 
 Diabore: nother cookie btw
 brutusq13: I was soooo close!!!
loufghyslaufey: Now, Mister Turner here....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Make them take it from you!! (I won so many arena matches because people assumed I would conceed and turned out NOPE I was stubborn and they made the mistake of letting me live)
ghostofagreyman: That was an awesome deagle
loufghyslaufey: Is "Escaping from Tarkov"!
ghyllnox: o7
Lysander_salamander: dang
loufghyslaufey: Oop, nevermind.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GG Xantos
schordash: GGs 
TheAinMAP: 
notpsion: james can escape from tarkov but can't escape from xantos
chaos5896: Gg Xantos
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I picked my hiding spot perfectly, wow
 MAPBoardgames: think of all the good stuff you brought xantos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a good place to post up Xantos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They weren't in the building?
 Diabore: back to back
notpsion: bam
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I think that zone centered right on the room I was in
 Rexsplosion: BACK TO BACK
 cmdrud87: 6-7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This matchup is always fascinating to me
 Rexsplosion: GOING FOR THE THREEPEAT!
loufghyslaufey: Retire champion?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trymantha v Xantos
 Diabore: and back to ol reliable
ALLxISxLOST: So when you dip a cookie do you just dunk a few time or do you drown it until the bubbles stop coming up?
 Trymantha: GGs
 sheqesi: Break time for the streamers?
jibkat: now Matt will die even faster
 DoodlestheGreat: Break time, mayhaps?
schordash: 
Reyyan1395: Please. Im a sniper not an assault
 WiJohn: The big map, or Wigginsville
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alright, when will Xanthos stumble on the vein of flash bangs they need to turn this around?
Patorik: Self-AED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All bicycles
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jibkat: self aed you passed it
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: 3x what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, not all bicycles, you can have gliders and anything else completely cumbersome
notpsion: self-AEDs
notpsion: james wants to see more pan kills, i guess
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I AM INVINCIBLE-dead
 TheMerricat: 3x loot, you don't start with them.
 sheqesi: Need a break?
 JohneyS: Are the self IEDs also 3x?
 omdorastrix: So... This is the Chumbawumba match?  You get knocked down, but you get up again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @phoenixletmeuseadashd I think we have seen someone successfully use one once?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Since we started these?
 Diabore: how many kills have you had matt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You got shot mid using that
 SnackPak_: yes please
 ErynTzun: hahaha
Sogheim: is that the coca cola polar bear?
 Strebenherz: kick his ass
forcorus1: i had so many close calls with the crossbow i picked up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James is now being kicked by a bunch of people
 ErynTzun: Who are teh bears?
schordash:  
loufghyslaufey: Well, dang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James is being kicked by a bear and a polar bear
 Strebenherz: =)
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 GhostValv: 
 cmdrud87: moshpit!
 TheDevil_Risen: love the dude in the bathysphere
 omdorastrix: two Bears, a Cardboard TV guy and a Diver
 SnackPak_: initiation isnt over yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And someone in a diving helmet like what from 20k leagues under the sea
 ErynTzun: i love the little jester collar on one of the bears, and is the polar bear dressed like santa bear? needs hat.
ghyllnox: Bears fisting James? 
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedAthleticYakRaccAttack-7-lju-q8jIrW4iV2
 e_bloc: does Matt know how to get a gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc The biggest question: does Matt know how to not crouch
 NotCainNorAbel: Ian?
 A_Dub888: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
Patorik: Died immediately
 e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig does Matt know if crouching is more important than guns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc As we saw was it in 2 or 3 streams?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I laughed so hard I cried
 margieargie: James sounds like the guy tailgating me when I dare to only go the exact speed limit
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt is right, someone should die so he gains their power
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Or when I dare go only 3mph above the speed limit
 pleonasticTautology: wait is @wiggins supposed to be *good* at video games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pleonasticTautology Who claimed that?
schordash: dylan 
ghyllnox: @pleonasticTautology No no, his job is to be entertaining, not *good*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @schordash Dylan claimed Matt was supposed to be good at video games??????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least not at this game!!!
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt only plays Pubg on these CTS streams, so its kind of funny to expect him to have gotten better between them.
 pleonasticTautology: LMAO
 cmdrud87: shadw
 GhostValv: 
 Strebenherz: WOW
 TheDevil_Risen: harsh
 damn_i_am_pretty: roasted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He also plays games between streams that will actively sometimes make it harder for him to get better at this
 Strebenherz: Okay someone needs to get the comedic timing and snipe james now
 darkcyril: No no no. It was "wiseguy." Similar words. Very different meanings.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz The comedic timing would have been to snipe James mid word of that joke
ghyllnox: @damn_i_am_pretty If he wanted to get better he *could* practice, but he chooses not to, so I can only assume he likes it this way
 LordZarano: @margieargie Oh if someone's tailgating you should def slow down until their braking distance is correct. It's he kind thing to to
 LordZarano: *the
 damn_i_am_pretty: @ghyllnox why should he want to? everyone else should be wanting to die at Matt Wiggins's hands
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Practicing in public lobbies I can only assume is miserable
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanAbstruseSardineOMGScoots-nWjdvEcos5KmKUDu
schordash:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Where I live I would end up going 25 on the highway and also some people don't know the speed limit in certain areas so they go 50 all the time which is not safe when the speed limit is, really actually, 65
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did someone else join? Or am I still only hearing Dylan, Serge, Matt, James and Alex
 e_bloc: ask anyone in Canada where they are and they say far north
 Getter404: Clearly Graham is busy re-priming the Garbage Pump for tomorrow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For a second there I thought I heard Graham but my window AC unit is incredibly loud so hearing/understanding Dylan and Matt consistently is very difficult
 pleonasticTautology: the time change means james expects me to be up at *6am* to watch him dig holes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Real question: if you kick the tire toy can you break the physics and send yourself flying 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: excellent sneak
 circusofkirkus: those are ghosts, Serge
  Juliamon: They didn't say it was bad, just that it didn't happen a lot
jibkat: What sort of snacks
 e_bloc: bullets are not snacks
 orrie104: Please do shoot my killer in the head.  that was absolutely zero fun whatosever
iarethel0ser: The snacks are a lie.
jibkat: omw
GirlPainting: Diet?...ewww no
 Strebenherz: Diet?  Crime.  Get him.
  Juliamon: Nobody came to Dylan's school party, why would they come to yours?
jibkat: 
 shea_wolfe: Good work Trymantha
 SnackPak_: GG Try
ghyllnox: That was quite a while
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 ProcyonFlynn: Would been an amazing highlight if you'd landed it
 Strebenherz: okay i snorted xD
 TehAmelie: did they hit you with a motorbike like in RRR or like in traffic?
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon
 NorthstarVixen: ggs Serge
 e_bloc: I think the real world needs more people-shaped bushes
n3ther: 
Reyyan1395: James V Diabore lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc This is why topiary exists
 shushu2539: freshy!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is it Diabore vs James?
 ArtDecoSunburn: @e_bloc Topiary artists certainly agree.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: probably looted me. I had like 300
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ArtDecoSunburn Same braincell
 TehAmelie: we could have a battle royale game focused on defensive topiary
Reyyan1395: Yeah that was Diabore with the RPD
 TehAmelie: or is that more Maccha Chameleon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @phoenixletmeuseadashd HOW DID YOU have so many bullets
schordash: 
 SnackPak_: 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: when a floor and a magazine love each other very much..
TheAinMAP:  
jibkat: party at the gas station
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: (seriously I found several places with 5 mags)
 SymphonySolstice: d-d-d-double kill
 ArtDecoSunburn: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's hard to resist the appeal of a nice topiary.
 xantos69: Wow.  I did not see that coming.
 Booster6: I hit Dillon, thats something
iarethel0ser: We believe in the matt that believes in james.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: a lot alive for how small the circle is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 You have been doing great today. You just need your super power to beat the end game (the flash bangs)
 ArtDecoSunburn: Why doe James' character have a long-sleeved coat but also shorts? Isn't that a limb temperature regulation imbalance.
ghyllnox: Yes
schordash: 
 Strebenherz: rip alex
GirlPainting: WB Alex
 PharaohBender27: Wait is that a relative of Freshy's in that car?
schordash: alex nuuuuuu 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Genuinely Xantos it is super impressive to watch you play
 ArtDecoSunburn: Does.
schordash: you were missed 
 MAPBoardgames: If you can't say anything nice... check to see if your mic is off?
ghyllnox: Alex's
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 James_the_Dabbler: Smh
 MAPBoardgames: KO? Teams?
 Strebenherz: I put my money on something about nuclear history
 TheMerricat: you have to die.
 xantos69: Now we watch and see If James repairs his armor
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Strebenherz self revivies
schordash: and we can no longer hear you again, Alex, if you are there
 MAPBoardgames: Oh, self revive.
 NorthstarVixen: Defib prevents immediate kill
 TheMerricat: You keep it in inventory, when you die, you use it
Patorik: It works from your backpack
 xantos69: Right click then left click
 Rexsplosion: it's like medding yourself when you're down
 James_the_Dabbler: To p
eelaypuff: right clikc to switch to vest
 xantos69: You are trying to repair your helmet right now.  (Default)
 Rexsplosion: scrollwheel to select helm or vest for repair kit
 James_the_Dabbler: Top 10!
 Micalovits: JustHereForKills is a certified sniper
 Strebenherz: @alexsteacy not hearing you currently, in case that is not intentional
 gsyhiap: @Micalovits Name checks out
notpsion: it's not "poison" >:[
schordash: 
 lamina5432: james on a tear today
 shea_wolfe: James rude
notpsion: i was trying to hunt forc!
GirlPainting:   Serge
 NorthstarVixen: good shotty kill
 MAPBoardgames: Shotty bushwookie
schordash: yooo who swimmin 
jibkat: a shot and a prayer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's master strategy
notpsion: still, 0 complaints about that round
notpsion: bless you big maps
 Tiber727: I think James has been possessed by the ghost of a better PUBG player.
schordash: 
ghyllnox: 
 NorthstarVixen: do it James!
GirlPainting: 
 xantos69: Be sure to duck
schordash:   
 NorthstarVixen: He's back baby!
schordash: 
notpsion: ahahahahah
 TheMerricat: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 shea_wolfe: ahahahahhaha
notpsion: hahahahahahahaha
 shea_wolfe: Deserved
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaaa
ghyllnox: o7
schordash:   
 MAPBoardgames: Clutch! that's what I'm doing
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Juliamon: 
letsbelgo: loplololololol
 gsyhiap: Aww
 Diabore: i was too scard of the dylan i didnt notice james
 NorthstarVixen: HUBRIS!
Xan_The_Quiet: perfect!
 xantos69: Oh Muffen
schordash: 
iarethel0ser: 
 Strebenherz:    
 GhostValv: 
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 WiJohn:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 NorthstarVixen: XD
ghostofagreyman: That’s a clip
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: welcome to the highlits
 GhostValv: o7
  Juliamon: yeah I don't think it would have mattered ultimately
 TehAmelie: i cracked my back from laughing. maybe shouldn't be sitting like a gremlin but
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TalentedPoisedHumanOSsloth-JB9IKGSOIARvH_53
 NorthstarVixen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoldAlertLyrebirdANELE--6FzdLtzaxcTG2IZ
ghyllnox: Nice
 GhostValv: Nice
letsbelgo: the double peek into headshot. classic
Basic_Human_Decency: nice
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NiceDeliciousAnacondaNinjaGrumpy-iywcmSbKKLlq-BEW
chaos5896: Gg
schordash: 
schordash: matt 
 sheqesi: Sorry, Serge!
 Diabore: somehow i have forc's number tonight
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyCrazyMochaImGlitch-upxj2VlYVTRBkQ23
 damn_i_am_pretty: ok, this is Matt's round
 damn_i_am_pretty: i can feel it
  Juliamon: Quick break?
 Diabore: yup
drrek0: Well that was the best I've performed in pubg in a long time
 xantos69: James, to use the armor repair kit on your vest, you have to right click to toggle away from repairing helmet first.
schordash: 
Patorik: Keep that momentum up
GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate!
  Juliamon: Yeah but sometimes people gotta pee
jibkat: Goo piss gurl
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: pee is for when you're dead
schordash:  serge
 Micalovits: Learn from me, die early!
 Strebenherz: NOPE
 orrie104: Ew
 A_Dub888: Peeing is an admission of defeat
 shushu2539: ewww
 NorthstarVixen: WoW was a mistake
 SnackPak_: I'm cathed up 
 xantos69: You went with the bottle?  I just got the catheter.
Forgotten_Sanity: don't know how I ended up in top 3
schordash: omlllllll all of you!
ghyllnox: Matt if you have a poop sock that's intervention time
Patorik: Bust out that Jarate
 ErynTzun: Hydrating is important
 VonShnigglewitz: @Micalovits you almost had me on the hill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
jibkat: Wiggins is, not well
chaos5896:   
Grumpingtoon: One of these days I’m not gonna have a Monday evening free that will align with PUBG CTS. But today is not that day
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 sheqesi: MatthEW
jibkat: check over
 jvetting83: Got stacks of em in his room.
schordash: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: she puts food in the cage once a day
 Strebenherz: Matt, I scowled more that that than anything Ian said all DB, well done
GirlPainting: who remembers the battlefield general piss bowl? ^^
jibkat: No December?
 damn_i_am_pretty: december is for closers
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitConsiderateChickpeaDansGame-snB34z91aLwOWtOC
 margieargie: Get good and start playing for the first time, in that order
schordash: no joke, i put it in my calendar, and i only ever watch
 gualdhar: instead, have WoW every month
  Juliamon: 20% of CTSes being this is definitely too high a percentage
schordash: love these streams 
 xantos69: Happy to play PUBG with anybody in the LRR community any time!  Just tag me
 ErynTzun: Yes you can personally kick people in game lol
 MAPBoardgames: At that point, you'd almost need to get One More whole stream
 Zanzabar_: wait since when could you kick in this game?
 VonShnigglewitz: @xantos69 same here
 SkylerRingtail: As much as I loved monthly Jackbox, the game series is...in its twilight, I think.
schordash:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopefully we get boxing day glurp again
MWGNZ: 
 SnackPak_: nailed it
jibkat: kiking
schordash: 
nyoomgoom: kikcing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zanzabar_ Someone told us you can do that today
chaos5896: Kik em
 MAPBoardgames: You should've peed before you got on the plane
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GirlPainting: James, please explain to a parent, why you can´t pause the internet
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: everyone just target Serge so he doesn't have to wait
 eric_christian_berg: Pickaxe kill!
 DoodlestheGreat: Get a better deal. FIND A NEW GOD.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if you kill each other? That seems like a better deal.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail The thing for me is LRR plays such a variety of games from all the eras that I think if the bi-monthly Jackbox gets boring they could start doing Glurp or Gang Beasts in there.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Walk me through that reference or what that joke means 
ghyllnox: F
schordash: 
schordash:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work Matt
  Sarah_Serinde: Baby steps
 gsyhiap: James doesn't climb into windows, he simply dies *trying* to climb into windows...
 MAPBoardgames: Matt = winning
jibkat: double barrel shotguns would be a fun round
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun with the new Among Us TV Series released, will you maybe revisit an Among US Stream in the near future?
 MAPBoardgames: Sometimes all you can do is redefine "winning" as something that you can achieve.
VinylMinty: damn you Terminal_Void
GirlPainting: that would be lovely  thx
 MacbethSeemsSus: Seems sus
 pleonasticTautology: ppr guest bdg was on it
 MAPBoardgames: When I play FPS, my goal is to see and shoot at whoever kills me..
GirlPainting: its out
 pleonasticTautology: *is on it
 APODionysus: wait there's an amoung is tv show
GirlPainting: yes
 APODionysus: WHY???
loufghyslaufey: It was... halfway too late
 HadesLeprechaun: there has been an Among Us tv show for for like, 2-3 months or something?
 APODionysus: do people still care about that game at all?
 TehAmelie: i've heard good things about it
 damn_i_am_pretty: @APODionysus money
 SkylerRingtail: @Thefluffiestguineapig I kinda find LRR's rotation of Jackbox games to have gotten stale, personally. I'd enjoy seeing more wild cards thrown in, revisit some of the games they've not done in a long time.
 shea_wolfe: Serge I regret to inform
loufghyslaufey: Like, least half a decade has elapsed since the game's release...??
GirlPainting: well, it takes a while to make an animated show ^^
 ErynTzun: Among us came out on Nov 16, 2018, it didn't get super popular until much later
 MAPBoardgames: Amongus is good once in a while.
schordash: 
Grumpingtoon: Those VODs are classic but then again, how do you top Cory dying mid All-Star
ALLxISxLOST: So chat, do you put the roll over or under?
jibkat: are you sure thats the person you shot
7gorobei: cartoon network just came out with Get Jiro series, based on an Anthony Bourdain comic from 2010ish
jibkat: 
GirlPainting: But nevertheless your streams with the nearby audio tool where extremly entertaining 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: dogma that was a bs kill opn my part
schordash: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail Same but there's only so much they can do, they don't seem to do a lot of Murder Party 2 anymore, mostly the Enormous Wheel or sometimes Quixort, more consistent rotation would help. I also am bored with Doomination but that's because the pople have a certain set of things they put down
 MacbethSeemsSus: in game?
  Juliamon: for a split second I thought "did Freshy lose an eye?"
schordash:   
  Foxmar320: A bathroom is a good place to pee
ghyllnox: Flavor piss?
schordash: 
 ErynTzun: The nearby audio is okay, but for someone with auditory processing issues it's hard to follow everything going on.
 HadesLeprechaun: oh we do have a Freshy!!
Grumpingtoon: got ‘em
 James_the_Dabbler: I can tell you one thing: it doesn’t taste like fruit salad
 damn_i_am_pretty: mooooom why does BC get to have its own timezone
schordash: dylan is so outta pocket this pubg 
 damn_i_am_pretty: die so you can go pee?
jibkat: have your car stolen by James?
loufghyslaufey: WHAT? What? No, no, no. Who- whoever that is, "Don't trick your pee", at a time like this?
 TehAmelie: it's an avatar of Freshy, showing his watching eye
 Rexsplosion: well that sucked
 ErynTzun: @Juliamon Freshy even more terrifying when Cyclope.
 damn_i_am_pretty: like if anything, Matt has the secret tech on breaks in this format
loufghyslaufey: Pffft. "Freshy".
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can drive a boat with no handlebars
  Foxmar320: Thats so many kidney stones
loufghyslaufey: Don't trick your own pee! You're going to have a bad time...!
 gsyhiap: @James_the_Dabbler That's because pea isn't a fruit 
ghyllnox: Haven't heard from Alex in a while, if that's not intentional
 damn_i_am_pretty: hahaha
Grumpingtoon: This song is much more transportation-heavy than I remember
loufghyslaufey: Lmao
  Foxmar320: That tree came out of no where
loufghyslaufey: Right.
 TehAmelie: while we were checking the map. so rude!
ghyllnox: Oh barf
loufghyslaufey: Like the tree didn't watch where it was growing...
 damn_i_am_pretty: a whole two nickels a month?
  Foxmar320: Thats more than I get for my clips
Grumpingtoon: James, I’m not your agent but you should consider re-negotiating your rates
 IanAllenBird: lkmjiolmjik
schordash: 
MWGNZ: 
TheAinMAP: 
 shushu2539: 
  Foxmar320: Honestly impressive
 TehAmelie: that was some Harry Du Bois driving
ghyllnox: 
 Astrovore: gg serge
  Juliamon: I did not think you were going to survive that
loufghyslaufey: Cool park spot, no notes?
 MacbethSeemsSus: I shall name this car, Roach
schordash:  
loufghyslaufey: Can- can he reach the car from there?
 Sethalidos: James the early 200's called, they want their joke back 
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TolerantFuriousWaffleCoolStoryBob-G0lOpCwaboaCvbfM
 TehAmelie: @loufghyslaufey maybe with a rocket jump
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoldGracefulKoalaBudStar-_VwZvSXAAPfqfzJj
schordash: i mean, they were definitely there first
loufghyslaufey: @TehAmelie Will that kill though?
 WiJohn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TemperedArbitraryBorkTBTacoLeft-WExIXCLYEdvZEpWe
 TehAmelie: not gonna lie, rocket jumps are tricky in this game
 gsyhiap: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HealthyEnticingDogeTheThing-TOaSoSg7nF8PjHwb
 APODionysus: I'm off the train and have signal again
 APODionysus: is Matt dead?
ALLxISxLOST: 
loufghyslaufey: Oh, the month's highlight reel's gonna look stacked!
 PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner and seeing 3 clips in chat) I see I missed a moment 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: serge that was the most starling kill all night
 PharaohBender27: (scrolls up) Oh, FOUR clips!
 TehAmelie: you know how hard it is to get a parking spot in this town?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The spot has an hour of free parking!
 JohneyS: Damn. i wrecked my bike and got shot.
GirlPainting: LOL
  Juliamon: It's only slightly embedded in the roof
 gsyhiap: @PharaohBender27 We're just chucking James a nickel
Grumpingtoon: James becomes a castle doctrine dude within 60 seconds of owning a house
 MAPBoardgames: Good news! No one is likely to steal your car
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: wonder if anyone heard my panzerfausts
  Foxmar320: James really trying to get clips
GirlPainting: don´t worry, it will buff right out.....
 damn_i_am_pretty: #DudeWheresMyCar
schordash: james =  , james's car = 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Demonetized.
loufghyslaufey: Quick ask, who would they feel worse to lose their car too in this circumstance?
 JohneyS: Wait, you're on the roof? I didn't look there....
schordash: 
ghyllnox: Loooool
  Foxmar320: Bet they were aiming at the car
 MAPBoardgames: That was like your gun backfired
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a Dylan shot?
loufghyslaufey: From downtown, bruh!
schordash: you were possibly THEE most visible then 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Blink-182 voice: Where are you?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I thought they got away
schordash: have we completely lost alex's mic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @schordash I haven't heard him in a LONG time so probably
loufghyslaufey: Uh, James? I think, the car is kind of... giving you away...
loufghyslaufey: Just for... being on the roof & all.
schordash: @Thefluffiestguineapig  o7
 orrie104: That one wasn't successful though, Serge...
GirlPainting: yes serge?
loufghyslaufey: Yeah?
 A_Dub888: Serge
ghyllnox: Ope, Alex's mic is back, the youtubes are on
ghostofagreyman: Dang serge got me even with an aed
chaos5896: Gg @schordash
 WiJohn: @loufghyslaufey But he's not giving away the car!
loufghyslaufey: Time to go?
 sheqesi: LoL Serge!!!
 TehAmelie: i just noticed, this house has a garage. clearly James is destined to live here
 MAPBoardgames: Bye car! We'll miss you!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm assuming I haven't heard Dylan because he's locked in so only Serge and James are who I am hearing
notpsion: bah, fence
 WiJohn: Can't believe he abandoned the car like that
 SnackPak_: so mean
 shea_wolfe: James that's not their name
 NorthstarVixen: o7 poison
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bully!
jibkat: X
ghyllnox: psion o7
notpsion: did he call me poison again
GirlPainting: poor poison
 gsyhiap: Still not poison
letsbelgo: psion. Not posion
7gorobei: o7
ghyllnox: Yes
loufghyslaufey: Lawl
 MAPBoardgames: @notpsion he did
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Still psion
 PharaohBender27: @notpsion He sure did.
loufghyslaufey: Hahahah ha!
ghyllnox: Kills you three times and calls you poison 
  Juliamon: Could have been worse. Could have called you Poisson
Grumpingtoon: @notpsion I mean, poison certainly is not psion soooo
 damn_i_am_pretty: @MAPBoardgames every time he's killed you, yes
notpsion: i keep running into james and im like, can i not
ghostofagreyman: Great glam band
notpsion: i'd like to run into dylan for a change? serge? forc?
notpsion: you know, someone ELSE
notpsion: lololol
ghyllnox: Rip
GirlPainting: 
ghostofagreyman: Ran into segre
 NorthstarVixen: F
 MAPBoardgames: @notpsion Have you considered dropping school?
loufghyslaufey: Free car on the roof everyone!
notpsion: @MAPBoardgames lol
notpsion: I don't want to run into them in minute 1
 MacbethSeemsSus: There's a free car in the itchy lot
ghostofagreyman: @notpsion Get suited up then battle
 aClonedPickle: drop apartments and make it minute 2
 Diabore: i KNEW it was dylan, had a perfect shot lined up, someone else shot him and he moved
 MAPBoardgames: how are they not taking zone damage?
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 TheMerricat: So did I do any damage to Dillion? 
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames theres a set of backpacks, level 1-3, that negate zome zone damage
 lamina5432: serge gets a coookia
 Dog_of_Myth: 1HP and a dream
 VonShnigglewitz: @TheMerricat nearly killed me
Reyyan1395: And I didn't kill Serge!
 TheMerricat: 
 NorthstarVixen: we will witness them
 PharaohBender27: In before Ashley runs in and goes, "NO YOU'RE NOT!"
GirlPainting: honk honk
 xantos69: Just shoot the car.  Then they will blow up.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reyyan1395 Did you not get killed by Serge either?
 Diabore: im so mad someone shot dylan just as i lined up a head shot
  RayFK: I'm sure it'll be fine
 Diabore: jordan!
 TehAmelie: that's a good strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays out
notpsion: hey, it's jordan
 NorthstarVixen: Drrek is doing gods work
Reyyan1395: @Thefluffiestguineapig No Forc Sniped me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Jordan!
notpsion: come kill james, mlord
 simplySuzu: get them James! or something....
  Juliamon: please god do not run out of gas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reyyan1395 Well, that is a hazard
7gorobei: in a world of pedestrians, the honker is king
loufghyslaufey: So uh, Serge can step on a nail. And instantly die here.
 ErynTzun: o7
 MAPBoardgames: I want to see Derrk win this without leaving his car
loufghyslaufey: Right?
chaos5896: 85vwas me, but then they blew it up 
 simplySuzu: wait this isn't Minecraft
chaos5896: It was *
 Diabore: not that good this late
 simplySuzu: idk how to PUBG
 simplySuzu: I can Overwatch, does that count?
 SnackPak_: still counts
 gsyhiap: It's the QWRP intern, Drrek 
 NorthstarVixen: still counts as a 
 ErynTzun: Well first you DL it, then you go in and die a lot
 Diabore: we know yes serge
  RayFK: Practice like we always say we will
 simplySuzu: ok cool I'll get right on that 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gsyhiap Is the driver 19?
Grumpingtoon: donuts in wheat field. It’s a Nebraska Friday night and 120 miles to the next town and you have a 24 rack in the trunk
  Foxmar320: Serge V Car
ghyllnox: 
 SnackPak_: that was a good look
 Strebenherz: DODGED
head_cannon: The constant honking makes me laugh.
 Diabore: damage check?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedSpeedySpiderDoggo-TTgXZ0FE2VGZgcXu
notpsion: drrek wins on style alone
 Strebenherz: God i hope he gets someone with the car
loufghyslaufey: o7? Serge?
 Diabore: no car damage
 NorthstarVixen: Lets go Drrek!
  Juliamon: Honorary cookie for drrek
 SnackPak_:   
notpsion: wow, hoser
 simplySuzu: ooh you got Hoser'd
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
notpsion: drrek mvp
 NorthstarVixen: this is cinema
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I second this motion
 SnackPak_: Drrek's got this, I believe
Grumpingtoon: 11/10 final 3. no notes
 Diabore: the nade did a lot of damage to the car
 TheMerricat: I'm going to laugh if he _accdently_ runs over one of them
Lysander_salamander: yay
 A_Dub888: 
thebuzzstreams: This is the pub G'est PubG in a while
jibkat: gaming
 xantos69: Just blwo up teh car
letsbelgo: this is what we pay for
 Strebenherz: the quiet honks are beautiful
 NorthstarVixen: o7
 TehAmelie: the car has the high ground :x
ghyllnox: \o/
 SymphonySolstice: beep beeep
 Dog_of_Myth:  
chaos5896: Gg!!!
notpsion: 10/10 no notes
Lysander_salamander: yay
 shushu2539: 
 Diabore: now its just serge and honky mcgee
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 SnackPak_: stolen valor
 Astrovore: let's go Serge
 gsyhiap: 
Reyyan1395: Good Kill Serge!
 circusofkirkus: our anti-car  hero!
 Strebenherz: Honks was #1
 xantos69: Serge, way to be
 simplySuzu: GGs
 ErynTzun: lolol
 WiJohn: Car is the real hero
TheAinMAP: 
 ErynTzun: Joy riding
 Astrovore: good games all, I have to bounce
 Diabore: dang i got double auto modded, asked if i wanted to send the message and it got held
 ContingentCat: One gluten free cookie
chaos5896:   
 NoisyBiscuit: GG Serge, I was in the grass.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SneakyMoistGooseHassaanChop-vd9xWWZbGzIgsuFy
 Diabore: doubt
 shea_wolfe: Define a Matt win
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex's turn.
 A_Dub888: Dylwin
 Trymantha: Dont forget teh Forc win and my 2 wins 
 simplySuzu: technically I never got my Dilly Bar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex's mic off?
 Zanzabar_: I also believe in Map
 darkcyril: Figurative Chip.
Patorik: The cookies are the friends we shot along the way
  Juliamon: We haven't heard Alex since the last time he asked if his mic had been off the whole time
 circusofkirkus: they're browser cookies
7gorobei: the cookies are like portal cake
 simplySuzu: so I get two Dilly Bars next year right? 
 TehAmelie: he's alive!
 HadesLeprechaun: Can they cash in metaphorical cookies for real ones?
 lamina5432: you need to earn 30 cookies for james to deliver them all at once
 xantos69: Oh great, now James has "In Game" currency.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, because for that last whole match I didn't hear Alex
  Juliamon: You have to earn a whole batch's worth, to justify it
 MacbethSeemsSus: They're equivalent to one cookie nft
 PharaohBender27: James here creating a whole cookie-based economy
 Diabore: plus one cookie for zone
Forgotten_Sanity: nice n-s flight path
 SnackPak_: gettem Matt
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: boooo
 orrie104: GROAN, says the circus bear
chaos5896: Boooo
 Strebenherz: i was okay with not playing in this stream, but i do regret missing out on the kicking james moment xD
 shea_wolfe: Time to go home
 shushu2539: this round James will park the boat on a roof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 Or park a boat on a second story roof
 ErynTzun kicks james virtually in text form for no raisin.
Sogheim: so what was James's parachute before it got taken over by Spirit Halloween?
Lysander_salamander: wasn't there a time when the meta was staying in your parachute as long as possible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sogheim I think he always uses that one
Lysander_salamander: there was like a techniques to swing forward and back in your parachute to get more air-time?
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander Right because then you could see which areas were swarming with people and which ones weren't
 TehAmelie: i think the best drop strat is always "whatever everyone else isn't doing"
 A_Dub888: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know you could blow the horn on the boat
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Lysander_salamander: Or that you could drive the boat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Specifically, the barrel of the gun.
 e_bloc: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: James: I'm by boats
 DaxStrife: Alex is technically correct, the best kind of correct.
GirlPainting: When mama bullet and papa bullet love each other verry much.....and 9mm later you get a new bullet
 damn_i_am_pretty: James is running right for NotPsion
GirlPainting: I stoped smoking in february....oh you meaned not me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serpentine!
jibkat: they are the same cops
Lysander_salamander: There's four?
Lysander_salamander: huh
Lysander_salamander: I think that's still less than Die Hard sequels
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Aren't there 5 or 6 of those?
 damn_i_am_pretty: all action film franchises eventually by film 5 or 6 are superhero movies
 shea_wolfe: Look  you got just what you watned
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh no, James is in the zone
 sheqesi: I drove off with the boat
 TehAmelie: i watched the first Transporter recently. they sure didn't need 5 movies to go superhero. . .
 Strebenherz: was it prancer the inflateable reindeer?
 SnackPak_: 
 shea_wolfe: Do a flip!
 damn_i_am_pretty: matt is trapped in 2007
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would movies like the Expendables went super hero way before film 5
letsbelgo: almost needed to exchange insurance
letsbelgo: life insurance
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh, forgot I need my headphones which I packed and bearly even used while I was away anyway
 damn_i_am_pretty: James is on the menu, boys
jibkat: mmm
Lysander_salamander: way too far away from the zone again?
 APODionysus: once again Matt denying his fans what they are here for
 APODionysus: (hunting him down themselves in this case)
Patorik: Alas, I have been killed by a Space man
 pleonasticTautology: SICK
jibkat: cookie for James
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 damn_i_am_pretty: Serge does it again
ghostofagreyman: Run Matt run!
 Peter_Chordash: I believed in Matt  
 damn_i_am_pretty: Matt's gotten a poorer showing this stream than last stream, oddly
 googoltudoris: serge will be back in "the spy who EEPed"
 pleonasticTautology: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LachrymoseModernPigeonKeyboardCat-HjlOI6iHkAOuM4F5
 APODionysus: COLLUSION
 shea_wolfe: It's be very funny if that was Jordan
 shea_wolfe: Who now knows the games up
 Peter_Chordash: Matt you got this
 Drasvin: Sniper town
thebuzzstreams: ooops all snipers
 APODionysus: isn't that the whole game
 damn_i_am_pretty: Snipertown CA
 pleonasticTautology: uh oh
 pleonasticTautology: snipeysssssssss
 Mr_Bitterness: Gonna be so many jars of jarate once this is done
 Diabore: nilla, hell of a battle
 damn_i_am_pretty: there's Jordan (other)
chaos5896: That was Forc
VinylMinty: dammit james 
jibkat: oh o, minty
 NorthstarVixen: no, my pacifist run! D:
7gorobei: this is a spicy location
 TheMerricat: So chat specing Matt as he ran from blue half way across the map into town...
 Diabore: yeah its a hell of a weapon
 APODionysus: oh they alll have to move
 APODionysus: this is gonna be messy
 Rexsplosion: DBS is amazing btw
 Peter_Chordash: On the board!
thebuzzstreams: That's what serge wants you to think
 SnackPak_:   
 Diabore: i saw the mortar arc and just knew alex was still alive
 damn_i_am_pretty: nice!
 APODionysus: BUS YEAH WIGGINS
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 margieargie:    
Lysander_salamander: all mortars match  would be fun
 shushu2539: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Go Matt 
  Juliamon:    
jibkat: Who did you steal that kill from?
 Strebenherz: Hell yeah Wiggins!!!
Patorik: Go Matt!
  amative1: Wiggins Top 20!
 FelidarSov: Wiggins deserves a cookie for that
ghyllnox: GG!
7gorobei: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
ghostofagreyman: @FelidarSov Yes
 damn_i_am_pretty: rude, Serge
 pleonasticTautology: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: deserved
jibkat: there we go
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: earned
Sogheim: strats
 APODionysus: lmao perfection
 shea_wolfe: The LRR killer grows
Lysander_salamander: 
 shea_wolfe: That's Alex and Matt now
 TheDevil_Risen:   wiggins
Grumpingtoon: the end of a literally historic run
 GhostValv: I'm a genius! .... Oh NO~~~
letsbelgo: tacticle grippers
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
ghyllnox: o7
GirlPainting: 
 GhostValv: o7
 Mr_Bitterness: They also fly helicopters without shoes or clothes
  Juliamon: NOT "POISON"
 TheMerricat: Wiggins, you had me on the edge of my seat the entire run into town.
letsbelgo: psion, not posion
 shea_wolfe: Still not their name
 Diabore: james immediately got revenged
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: James lmao
 WiJohn: he's not wrong, the name's not poinson
GirlPainting: Poison will win this round!
 damn_i_am_pretty: he's been saying it wrong all stream, lol
 NorthstarVixen: Go Psion!
ghostofagreyman: Serge has it
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's not psion. It might be poison.
 Dog_of_Myth: Psion needs a cookie
DrThud666: well there goes my career
Grumpingtoon: Bake ‘em away toys
chaos5896: The gamer formerly known as...psion
 Diabore: dylan stahp it
VinylMinty: who was the guy i saw at the docks at the start of the game
VinylMinty: How badly did i hurt you if you're reading chat
VinylMinty: no, i was shooting from the house across the water
ALLxISxLOST: Alright Everyone, what colour Power Ranger is James?
VinylMinty: that smoked
 shea_wolfe: Yeah that was James
 damn_i_am_pretty: @ALLxISxLOST black
VinylMinty: I saw the person on the boat, and i was shooting you two
  Juliamon: I think Sheqesi was boat
 pleonasticTautology: @ALLxISxLOST orange
 Micalovits: o7 to the dcar maniac
 Diabore: serge retains his bounty
 Diabore: does serge get another cookie for protecting the bounty?
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thebuzzstreams: @ALLxISxLOST Specifically Dimension X Orange Ranger
7gorobei: dylan short of the 20 cookie mark until jan
 damn_i_am_pretty: if anything, Serge should have to pay James a Cookie fee for getting this far
 Rexsplosion: you better write that down
ghostofagreyman: Time to practice to get that bounty
jibkat: 6-7?
dheid1: James said "6-7", gettem Chat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cookie for Serge!
Patorik: 10pm Here in Ontario
 lamina5432: god I am so bad at this game
 gsyhiap: 3am here
 Diabore: its much better for me because its 7-10 instead of 8-11
 orrie104: It's hard in the mountain time zone, too... having to work a full day and try to get off early enough for game 1
 MacbethSeemsSus: It still weirds me out LRR's only an hour off CST
 Rexsplosion: yeah
ghostofagreyman: Dang serge!
 MAPBoardgames: Does BC/Vancouver Island not observe the bizzare daylight ritual the US does?
 GhostValv: noice
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames most of canada doesnt this year
 brutusq13: what a snipe!
Grumpingtoon: BC voted to stay on Daylight Savings
 Mr_Bitterness: It's really weird
drrek0: like 90% of my kills here come from headshots with snipers on people who didn't know I was there. I basically never win the actual gun fights
 damn_i_am_pretty: technically its the reverse, they didn't leave DST
 shea_wolfe: It did break many computer systems
jibkat: everyone but Matt is
 WiJohn: He also killed the guy who killed Dylan so that means he gets all his cookies too right?
  Juliamon: oh this is a good final 4
 shea_wolfe: Which was interesting
letsbelgo: all the LRR streams start an hour earlier, its a nightmare
 MAPBoardgames: I'm from Arizona, our stance is "Save daylight?! What are you, crazy?
ghostofagreyman: @brutusq13 I’m sad to sad my semi auto rifle in the hour was single shot
 TheMerricat: And most importantly they didn't abolish Daylight Saving Time, they abolished Standard time, so they are permenantly on daylight saving.
 gsyhiap: Daylight savings is really weird. Stopping it was the sane solution.
 orrie104: I agree Matt
 APODionysus: oh boy
 pctjoe: bc is saving daylight forever
 APODionysus: this is gonna go well
 Diabore: the reason was bad
 Micalovits: The reason is bad
 damn_i_am_pretty: Standard time makes more sense
 SymphonySolstice: I've lived like that my whole life wiggins
 Diabore: oh trymantha got the famas
 SymphonySolstice: it's not that bad
 Diabore: crate ar
Reyyan1395: Does Matt live in Dawson City or something with them 3am sunrises
 MacbethSeemsSus: BC has defied Chronos, and the sun now forsakes them
 GhostValv: o7
 PharaohBender27: I'm mostly on team "Pick one and stick with it," i.e. what BC has done
Grumpingtoon: @reyyan1395 nah but he’s up near the 45th parallel. They have 7.5ish hour swings between solstices
 ContingentCat: Nah changing times is dumb, one hour doesn't make enough of a difference to be worth the bother
 orrie104: and it SUCKED
 damn_i_am_pretty: the research shows permanent DST is worse than permanent standard for health reasons
 Diabore: the time change is the worst time of the year though
 Mr_Bitterness: It's just weird that Canada is now 1 hour offset from the US in the same latitude
Xan_The_Quiet: i don't mine time changes, but i think we do it the reverse of what we should do
 ErynTzun: To me it doesn't make any difference, it's dark when I go to work it's dark when I leave at 5pm
 jvetting83: The time change is just so minor.
 Diabore: triple for trymantha?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
ghyllnox: 67!
jibkat: oh yeah people die with every time change
notpsion: ok
 pctjoe: 67
 GhostValv: ayy
 ErynTzun: It would not have made any difference if the time went back an hour or not
 shea_wolfe: More like Trimantha
notpsion: serge
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nyoomgoom: six seven!
 Trymantha: GGS YALL
 pctjoe: lol I am 46
 TehAmelie: here we have 4 hours of sunlight in winter, 4 hours of slight gloom in summer. i'm fine with just picking one and stop changing the clocks.
 PharaohBender27: The leap forward can eat my ass (derogatory)
 Micalovits: GG
 brutusq13: GGs!
Patorik: GG
notpsion: also very nice trymantha
 damn_i_am_pretty: ok, it is marked on the Wiggins Wiki
GreyThey: The answer is just to just split the difference and keep the time halfway between daylight and standard time. 30 minute offset, no changing back and forth.
Forgotten_Sanity: GG
notpsion: no idea where you were until FAMASed
 NorthstarVixen: ggs
 xantos69: If anybody wants to run some squads, let me know.
 ContingentCat: Or a disaster
 Dog_of_Myth:  
GirlPainting: The european union decidet to get rid of daylight savings, but did not specefy what time should be taken and left it for the member states....and no consent was found yet
7gorobei: if the priority was averaging out the hours of daylight, they can just switch to a 30min shift and split the difference. greniwch 00:00 is arbitrary, it has changed  like 3 times as they build a new observatory to the east each time which changes the 0 hour by a minute or two each time.
Lysander_salamander: have a good night!
thebuzzstreams: GG's and GN
DigitalSeahorse:  goodnight from back in Toronto and finally eating dinner
 Trymantha: A lot of fun, ggs to everyone
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 xantos69: 50 Bits
  Juliamon: Coastal
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sea time
jibkat: Constant
 omnilord: Absolutely love doing this.  Thanks for the games 
 NotCainNorAbel: Moon Base Time
 lamina5432: gnight
 ErynTzun: byeeee 
 ErynTzun: lol
ghostofagreyman: Jump scare announcements
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Good Morning Moonbase (James welcomes in a rotating cast of LRR crew on what will sure to be the definitive global morning show... at 10AM on the west coast. Game: This Week's Guest: Graham) at Tue 10:00 AM PCT (13:53 from now).
 orrie104: wanna hear about that trip
 PharaohBender27: @7gorobei Greenwich is why I squint suspiciously at the people who are like "Abolish time zones!" "Whose time is REAL time, then?" I ask
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 lamina5432: I will miss gmm
 lamina5432: going to see wildwood
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen and Graham had a heck of a night last week
Patorik: I guess this is not our card
DigitalSeahorse: yay
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Belmont says hello"
 DiscordianTokkan: Hellll yeah
ALLxISxLOST:   
 terminal_void: Yay, more pauper!
 VonShnigglewitz: GG everyone!
 DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 DoodlestheGreat: And no Checkpoint this week.
 shushu2539: 
DigitalSeahorse: sure hope they can get that unit working
 lamina5432: it's a big discord you can find a channel or two you like
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
 Dog_of_Myth:  
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
7gorobei: @PharaohBender27 there is a sort of true-ish 0 hour, the siderial new year is when the sun and earth lines up with milky way galactic center. but using grenwich is arbitrary
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