TXC2: title change!
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TXC2: CONTACT
shushu2539: !findquote bonus
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ErynTzun rolls in on lunch break
ErynTzun:
Oh hai 
TXC2: hello ErynTzun welcome
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SymphonySolstice: he's gonna castle that vania
CabooseFails: it's unfortunate when meetings run long and i get to good morning moonbase late, but then it's pretty good when the vod ends with 3:04 on the countdown for the bonus stream
ErynTzun: And metroid that vania a bit apparently
TXC2: he....he belmonts on my castle 'til I vania?
RatherLargeToad:
Make sure to enter the Konami code on the title screen 
SymphonySolstice: nods sagely
shushu2539: Korg find bonuts up stream
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TXC2: Here we GO!
SymphonySolstice: do ba do baaaa
empyreon: baaaaaaaaah~
TXC2: Hello Paul
InnuendoAndHyperbole:
ErynTzun: Lolol
RatherLargeToad: It’s now the mash
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: clap clap clap
Flyingdelorion: Hello Paul, Hello Chat!
Flyingdelorion: Nice song/poem! Love it!
TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
BrowneePointz: What is a Paul? A not so Miserable little pile of song references
Snowcookies: I've had that song stuck in my head since watching you sing it on Zeta Shift
RatherLargeToad: Well, it’s not not Is This Your Card given game mechanics
BrowneePointz: I 100%’d it during DB. Good game!
bytecaster: Love me a good vania-like
Flyingdelorion: Hello @TXC2 Hope you have had a good day!
accountmadeforants: The Metroids, The Castlevanias, and indeed, The Metroidvanias.
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TXC2:
Flyingdelorion had a sore throat today 
TXC2: it's time to vania, Castle or otherwise
accountmadeforants: Hyugh
SymphonySolstice: HYA
BrowneePointz: Efforts are always a great time
bytecaster: Effort day at the recording study
bytecaster: *studio
satyropodobny: FAAATHEEEEEER
Flyingdelorion: Oof! @TXC2 Annoying! Hope you get well soon!
TheMerricat:
So that was an interesting option we just ignored "Prevent Death" 
Flyingdelorion: Is this girl a relative of Link? She makes the same sounds a bit...
BrowneePointz: This is by the Dead Cells devs
BrowneePointz: Lots of practice on gameplay customization
TXC2: 1499, started on a Tuesday
accountmadeforants: @Flyingdelorion The line of Videogame Royalty has had some significant inbreeding over the years
BrowneePointz: Dah Rose Window
metboy_pully: Specific time and place seems uncommon for Castlevania games.
Flyingdelorion: LOL @accountmadeforants
Toaster_Strooder: Ah man! I liked that gargoyle!
12o13: sorry, we got a game about Tourists?
goatprince: pauuuuul did you resurrect dracula agaiiin
Flyingdelorion: So bats, gargoyle, hmmmm...
TheMerricat: Chat if they are the bravest knights and they fled, what happened to the cowardly knights?
12o13: last time I enjoyerd Paris was July 2020
TXC2: more dangerouse then pestilence or war, the people of France are protesting
chaos5896: too much light for that guy
accountmadeforants: Trade has ceased?? I was cool with this whole dracula thing until he came for our capitalism!
BrowneePointz: I don’t think they were a skeleton when they were put into that pillory
vegetalss4: More than one would expect
BrowneePointz: I mean there’s monasteries up there
shushu2539: they were at a convention
Flyingdelorion: Presumably hangin out with the sosoknights? @TheMerricat
TXC2: Fishmen!
vegetalss4: Fish people, are fun
chaos5896: oh no, murlockS
metboy_pully: And AURA!
Flyingdelorion: So Dracula moved to Paris? I would call that an upgrade
Toaster_Strooder: I like this Trevor design. He’s very wide
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12o13: Americans arguing over if its real BBQ based on what city makes it, but confused when europeans hold the same standard to cheese.
BrowneePointz: For chat this is Abby Trott
TheMerricat: I can't remember chat, is Trevor the one that got to star in one of the Netflix shows?
Krillin_fan: train to fight Dracula?
RatherLargeToad: Noratry
vegetalss4: Perhaps there are other monsters to hunt?
Dog_of_Myth: Hunt other monsters
goatprince: big nap, of course
Greyah: I'm sure there's other monsters they can hunt and stuff. Probably?
TheMerricat:
That's the secret Paul, Dracula is _always_ around.
BrowneePointz: Aka Momo from Dandadan or Tae from P5R
accountmadeforants: There have been some other not-Dracula monsters they've fought over the years.
Toaster_Strooder: I mean, they probably WANT to live relatively normal lives.
vegetalss4: Alternatively they could try knitting
BrowneePointz: @TheMerricat Yes the Netflix series loosely adapts Castlevania 3, this game is a sequel to that
12o13: man, I dont want to live a 'normal life'. why would they
zippChip: when I visited Paris last month it kinda looked like this too tbh
TXC2: yeah it kinda is Trevor
Toaster_Strooder: @12o13 Mainly ‘cause a lot of them haven’t had the chance
Flyingdelorion: With all those weapons they could start a butchery...
RatherLargeToad: That’s what the trapped always say
BrowneePointz: RIP Sypha
TheMerricat: Oh man now I'm sad.
JKBalch:
accountmadeforants: Dang Sypha
BrowneePointz: Yes
DMGlol: yea
iris_of_ether: Yes
goatprince: yea
goatprince: carmilla, for example
Greyah: Yes there are. Dracula's just the worst one. Usually.
BrowneePointz: Carmilla famously in the first gaaame? second??
accountmadeforants: Carmilla and Alucard
TXC2: there's Alucard for one right?
Greyah: Soma, technically, but also Soma doesn't count.
iris_of_ether: You fight several as bosses in SotN, too
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember if carmilla first appeared in one or two, but yea there’s several others.
accountmadeforants:
@BrowneePointz She's also in their weird 3D fighting game, Judgment, along with Sypha and a bunch of others 
BrowneePointz: He’s effectively King by being the most mighty
Toaster_Strooder: I think he’s just, like, the most powerful one
AugmentingPath: AVAD: all vampires are draculas
TXC2: 3d models on a 2d plane
TehAmelie: so he's not Cain i guess
vegetalss4: He's not the first vampire, but he is THE vampire
BrowneePointz: Basically, Dracula is among the eldest, and is also a direct Sorcerer Protege of Satan, so he’s KIND of the Vampire king
Toaster_Strooder: @TehAmelie Yeah, Castlevania doesn’t operate on quite the same conceit as World of Darkness
thespacesmith: Dracula's son going by Alucard would be like Paul's son going by Luap.
BrowneePointz: His name is Adrian @thespacesmith
BrowneePointz: Alucard is what OTHERS called him so it stuck as a pseudonym. Same for Dracula
Flyingdelorion: Hm, so technically this could be a "Is this your card?" stream!
TheMerricat: I"m assuming mom died in childbirth.
accountmadeforants: I do love how Zelda occasionally lampshades the pot smashing thing as well, like someone telling you the pots are about to be decommissioned and smashed anyway.
AugmentingPath: I'm not sure tarot decks are supposed to contain a card called "Cursed"
TehAmelie: i guess a deck of cards where only one card has magic power is better than none
BrowneePointz: Ye, Evil Empire is real good at this style
accountmadeforants: Yeah it looks good. Bloodstained did, too.
Toaster_Strooder:
@AugmentingPath It’s not the conventional astrological lineup 
accountmadeforants: (Though Bloodstained went into more 3D for the backgrounds)
metboy_pully: WALL MEAT! But it's on the floor
TXC2: good old floor turkey
AugmentingPath: @Toaster_Strooder hmm, I suppose it's a good night to have a Curseed
BrowneePointz: Excuse you txc2
Toaster_Strooder: @metboy_pully FLOOR MEAT
adi_pie: Spellcasting reminds me of Order of Ecclesia
vegetalss4: I love how this game holds on attack animations if you don't make another input. It looks so cool
BrowneePointz: it’s WALL CHICKEEEEEN!
2 raiders from Hulyen have joined!
TXC2: Hello Raiders
Toaster_Strooder: Oh yeah, game feel is very good in this game
TXC2:
BrowneePointz it's 1499, we've updated 
Flyingdelorion: There was something blinking in the top right corner.....
Toaster_Strooder:
@Hulyen 
I know taht crocodile!
Hulyen: @Toaster_Strooder teehee, I blame Kathleen for getting me into them
TehAmelie: i think i saw one game where you can jump down from platforms but specifically not ones that would kill you. seems like basic game design but. . .
Toaster_Strooder: I’m not a fan of archers that are trying to use me as the target personally
TheMerricat:
"punch people in the face and your hand evolves to punch people in the face better"
Toaster_Strooder:
@Hulyen This makes much sense 
BrowneePointz: Oh hey Paul can I give a goofy little Easter egg?
TXC2: TheMerricat kinda how it works in real life
BrowneePointz: Input the Konami code
TehAmelie: something something micro-evolution
Toaster_Strooder: @TXC2 Practice makes perfect, or at least makes gooder
Sethalidos: needs to be at the main menu
BrowneePointz: Ope sorry at the menu*
RatherLargeToad: I think you need to do it on the title screen
BrowneePointz: You can do it in game menu too @RatherLargeToad
Greyah: I didn't do it on a menu. But I think it's AB in this one?
TehAmelie: looks like it's whippin' time
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goatprince: literature!
Flyingdelorion: We have flasks!
arkham1981: careful. the switch could be a knife
BrowneePointz: @greyah oh ye if it uses Xbox inputs it’s ab
TehAmelie: venture capitalist voice: is the market ruined or is it just more free?
TXC2: TehAmelie "that's for the market to decide"
adi_pie: She's the ehart of the cards.
TXC2: Rose is so wide in the shoulders in all her artwork
Greyah: The map will also change the color of rooms where you've gotten all the stuff.
TehAmelie: i see some Silksong influences on the map (laudatory)
TheMerricat: What you can _only_ place 50 markers? Literally unplayable.
iris_of_ether: I just finished replaying Symphony of the Night yesterday evening. Looking forward to playing this one
Greyah: I remember first seeing the room color thing in Ender Lilies, which to me is like the gold standard of metroidvania maps.
Flyingdelorion: OOh nice @iris_of_ether Did you remember everyting was in that game?
TheMerricat: Your attack and def are 2 now instead of 1
vegetalss4: That still felt tutorialish to me, just communicating that this game has secret walls
TXC2: good Knees in the Belmont family
shushu2539: her mother left her deck of magic cards. Maybe you'll unlock Black Lotus later in the game
TehAmelie: mirrors make you feel better? what a fantastic world
BrowneePointz: Breadcrumbs to nearest mirror
TS_Terrapin: yeah, combat in this took a bit for me to adjust to
TXC2: Game is on to you
TehAmelie: tfw you work to figure out what the game wants you to think and accidentally get it right
TehAmelie: so many tempting brightly colored devices
TXC2: now that's Wall Chiken
TehAmelie: maybe it'll keep
Nigouki: pocket chicken
DMGlol: who would put this perfectly good chicken in the wall
TXC2: *chicken
Sethalidos: they reSPAWN
TehAmelie: now i think the items despawning in Super Castlevania is meant to teach you food safety
accountmadeforants: More to see you with, dear
Sethalidos: seems boss-y
TXC2: leap of faith time?
Flyingdelorion: Boss time?
adi_pie: Nah, makes it a better bowling ball.
TXC2: I see you Triforce
accountmadeforants: Oh that leads to the MItsubishi factory
TehAmelie: that was sudden
accountmadeforants: My dark soul?
Orestes290: How does one give their soul?
TXC2: no left/right crossups on this boi
TehAmelie: "come and get it" is the only phrase i know in Greek. thanks, 300
accountmadeforants:
Oh hey at least enemies stay dead when moving between rooms, that's a nice bit of QoL
TXC2: we've found our crossup tech
accountmadeforants: Looks like your slide has some i-frames yeah. We're Soulsborning it
TXC2: progress is being made
TehAmelie: in the name of Belmont, we'll have to claim that whip
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, neat! Hi dr. @LoadingReadyRun Paul. How are you enjoying the Lady Belmont?
bisaflau: Wait if we take the bosses' weapons, doesn't it also make it Megaman-like? Megavania? MegaMetroidVania?
TehAmelie: i believe in SOTN it takes quite a while to get a run option. guessing we can expect some similarity
TXC2:
not Manvania?
bisaflau:
also an option
TehAmelie: come over here, or wait, i'll come instead
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I always found it weird that Metroid gets its whole name in there.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Why not metrovania.
accountmadeforants: @thedepthandbreadthofseth It's more that Metroidvanias were games were Castlevania games that took inspiration from Metroid. (Though I'd still consider Metroid(-like)s their own thing, and not exactly Metroidvanias.)
chaostreader: Leveling up just increases your hp and attack, I think.
Sethalidos: no, level ups increase attack and defense
Garfy400: It's only a true Metroidvania of ot's from the Metroidvania region of France
TehAmelie: i guess "metroid" and "vania" are equally distinguishable terms
adi_pie: When can we play as this guy? He seems better at this whole whip business than we are.
GedankenPalast_:
Firewhiskers: Ole!
Juliamon: Good progress that time
GedankenPalast_: again!
TehAmelie: i just realized he's got the boomerang too. is this Simon Belmont's spirit or something?
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie this takes place before Simon is born
TXC2: Game heard you
TXC2: to be fair, you did need them
accountmadeforants:
It'd be really cruel if this did the Momodora thing and you get a special drop for beating the boss without taking damage (and in some especially cruel cases, first try, too)
TXC2: your standard frustratingly bad run after a close run
Firewhiskers: Does the blue mana bar do anything yet?
TXC2: Firewhiskers magic spells, but we only have the one
vegetalss4: Yeah, Paul can shoot fireballs
Firewhiskers: 2/3rds down is good!
TXC2: a rare swear from Paul there
Firewhiskers: Nice downward sword as you jumped over them
TXC2: just grind out that win, worked for me with Dark Souls
TehAmelie: i think the fireball can level up too (?)
GedankenPalast_: I think 2 fireball hits left or something, it said
TXC2: learning them patterns
GedankenPalast_: 1 to go
TXC2: there we go
wench_tacular: ooo
TXC2: bigger then before
TehAmelie: as the radius of a fireball increases, something something
Firewhiskers: Risk/reward
vegetalss4: Slide under it might also work
Firewhiskers: Adventurers can't be choosers
TXC2: if the zombie is sanitary
wench_tacular: we're already eating floor chicken
ShaneLeeAtk: Are zombies ServSafe certified?
TehAmelie: this zombie had a hot, juicy chicken leg in its pocket? score
TXC2: yeah that's a stun lock
wench_tacular: that was going so well
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Costco's chicken advertising is expansive.
Firewhiskers: It would be nice if the fireball knocked the boss out of their whip grab animation
Krillin_fan:
if the game wasn't hard sometimes, it wouldn't be fun 
chaos5896: !paullove
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TXC2: 5! 5 potions, ah ah ah!
GedankenPalast_: Penta potion Paul
Firewhiskers: Shake potions with danger
TehAmelie: we can be spending half of the fight chugging potions
RatherLargeToad: it feels like a lot of people get hung up here. the boss is surprisingly tricky and Rose is very squishy
TehAmelie: (i'm picturing the potions being monster energy drink)
GedankenPalast_: @TehAmelie potionless run it is
TehAmelie: of course, she who chugs monsters will become a monster and all that
TehAmelie: i got a good deal on a four pack of mango Monster. the abyss gazes. . .
TXC2: yeah, that whip grab needs to be like half it's range
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: LETS GO!
adi_pie:
TehAmelie:
bujabin: nice
Krillin_fan: woo!
RatherLargeToad: woot
GedankenPalast_:
Wolfstrike_NL:
GedankenPalast_:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Congrays!
Flyingdelorion: GG
TXC2: the evil has been defeated!
metboy_pully: Guy has a whip and cross boomerangs, was it a belmont?
Firewhiskers: Huzzah! ANd go and rest our heroes
TehAmelie:
classic Paul 
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just got here. How many attempts did it take?
RatherLargeToad: Is THIS your card?
Snowcookies: I came back with a snack just in time
TXC2: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters less then 10 I think?
Flyingdelorion:
RatherLargeToad: pretty much
Sethalidos: yep
GedankenPalast_: oh?
Firewhiskers: FF8 card mechanic confirmed
wench_tacular: that's never good
AugmentingPath: some sort of... card captor
adi_pie: This isn't the strangest meet-cute I've seen.
accountmadeforants: Hope it lets you equip multiple spells mapped to different buttons. (Like Aria of Sorrow and the DS games.)
TXC2: AO3 would be ALL over this if it wasn't down
adi_pie: Oh, hi, Ray Chase.
whitefirecomix: "This is the evil command that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friend"
adi_pie: I mean, under Paris, clearly.
Firewhiskers: Or a Phantom of some sort of opera
accountmadeforants: You've won a brand new Mitsubishi!
Greyah: It's also a really daft phrase if you ask me.
adi_pie: Besides, Paris isn't a real place, so the catacombs can get as weird as they want.
TXC2: Ice level we travel to the Alps, Lava....Mont Blonc?
chaos5896: Danger? Is that a fruit?
Krillin_fan: they've been falling into smaller traps since they were young, building an immunity
AugmentingPath: actually I *wanted* to reassemble Dracula, and this is how I hoped it'd turn out
adi_pie: She read the script. We got a copy too, but we can't read.
dankmemeter: Sypha was always streets ahead
TehAmelie: i think i remember the anime My Boyfriend is a Beast I Killed Who Now Lives as a Boomerang in my Magic Attack Tarot Deck My Mother Made
Sethalidos: Sypha was a powerful mage
GedankenPalast_: those catacombs under Paris are very far reaching, loads of tunnels. Seems only apt for Dracula's castle to be there.
KWardJenx: Important to know your limits, and your tolerance.
Nigouki: is our mom Sakura Kinomoto?
Sethalidos: yes
adi_pie: Castlevania 3, I think?
RatherLargeToad:
There’s you are
accountmadeforants: Curse of Blood I think? Whichever one Trevor was in
Sethalidos: Castlevania 3
Kirenou: She's in the first netflix show too
metboy_pully: Cool whip!
RatherLargeToad: Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse
TXC2: Sypha is read as Cypher isn't it (puts face in hands)
Firewhiskers: If you a glowing hook, you must whip it
Greyah: I wonder if whip attacks are still bugged.
accountmadeforants: *Dracula's Curse. Too many curses up in this series.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can use it to help you fight.
metboy_pully: When a problem comes along, you must whip it!
RatherLargeToad: My one big complaint for the game is that I wish the whip came out just a half a second faster
Sethalidos: you get whips for fighting too
TehAmelie: it looks a bit slow for fighting
Flyingdelorion: Wow! Sick!
vegetalss4: This game is so cool
CeridwenCoeur: It seems like there are whip-type weapons from the cross act of mercy
adi_pie: They're sharper.
malsareus: perhaps you can shave with them
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: THe other ones are circles and yellow
TehAmelie: i guess they just pull you in
GedankenPalast_: yes
Sethalidos: yep
TehAmelie: a bat is just a flappy rat
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wrong door
Firewhiskers: Smart as a whip now
KWardJenx: That is a statement
TXC2: give a hoot, whip a book
TehAmelie: before you can crack the spine of a book you must crack the whip
thedepthandbreadthofseth: frozen?
TXC2: the two thrones ?
accountmadeforants:
Lost Crown. Same devs
adi_pie: I still need to play that one.
TehAmelie: we hated it when the Fallen did it to us, but now. . .
Firewhiskers: These are like the red skeletons who just can't be killed?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I knew I had seen the Evil Empire logo on some other game before.
accountmadeforants: Or no, belay that, Lost Crown was a different studio. Evil Empire (these devs) did Rogue Prince of Persia
Greyah: @Firewhiskers Nah, they just respawn so you have something to grapple on to.
TXC2: "they're all good game bront"
Sethalidos: this is the Dead Cells team
Firewhiskers: I thought it was the Dead Cells DLC team?
TehAmelie: everyone loves second cross
TehAmelie: as long as you don't call it a double cross
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Firewhiskers Yeah, looks like they did several Dead Cell DLCs including the Castlevania one
TehAmelie: "why does everything I whip leave me?"
Firewhiskers: Just can't trust Pauls these days
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accountmadeforants: @Firewhiskers Yeah they did all Dead Cells development past the base game. (Motion Twin did the original, then eventually decided to just have all development (including Evil Empire's DLC stuff) cancelled.)
TXC2: "you must be the Belmont"
adi_pie: Well, for now.
adi_pie: He doesn't stay dead that long.
TehAmelie: the title of "the first man to kill Dracula" says more about Dracula than him really
TXC2: see, first man implies there have been other men
Greyah: Dracula is sadly notoriously terrible at staying dead.
Firewhiskers: Dracula's into that
Sethalidos: oh no he did die, he just comes back easily
accountmadeforants: Though what's interesting to me is that apparently Motion Twin also helped with this game. So that's a fun bit of things coming full circle.
Firewhiskers: The best way to deal with Draculas is to give them low level bureaucratic jobs so they get stuck in them under retirement
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Looking into this mirror makes everything...moist.
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adi_pie: From the same people that brought you the Beach That Makes You Old, comes The Mirror That Makes Everything Moist.
GedankenPalast_: @TXC2 thank you
TXC2: Warrior! come out and pla-ay!
Sethalidos: three guesses who that is
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sethalidos It is clearly Bob.
TXC2: damn they have more range then we do!
Firewhiskers: Burnin' for you
Sethalidos: it's just a little bit of fire
TehAmelie: who decides what classifies as a hovel by the way?
BrowneePointz: For context chat, evil empire was spun off Motion twin as a subsidiary(with MT staff)to handle dev on Dead Cells while MT did their next game. EE was behind all the dlc, fixing base game, rogue prince of Persia AND this
BrowneePointz: While motion twin has dev’d…like only Windblown since I think
TXC2: looooot!
Sethalidos: accessory
TehAmelie: the chest held a key that makes you better at opening chests
Firewhiskers: Thus begins our heroine's addiction with opening chests
BrowneePointz: Oo Slidey hole
malsareus: Imagine if that was in te last chest though
accountmadeforants: It's to make sure you pollinate the other chests
TXC2: it would be such a troll from the devs if that was the only chest in the game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I need to check if I got that slidey hole in my own game
BrowneePointz: Ye I started looking for suspicious square shaped holes to slide in
BrowneePointz: They get real sneaky with them
Garfy400: KNock knock! Who;s there! Sword!!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think I'm pretty good about finding them, but who knows
BrowneePointz: My other fave thing is the whip attack having massive iframes
Greyah: @BrowneePointz It has such massive iframes it occasionally bugs out and makes you invincible until you restart.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They mean whatever you want them to mean
BrowneePointz: Eeeeyup
Getter404: Blue looks like a grail, that's treasure-like
Sethalidos: they mean what you want them to mean
TehAmelie: guess we have to find an ability that makes rocks not notice us
BrowneePointz: I keep forgetting The Fallen is Ray Chase and NOT Matt Mercer
adi_pie: You're a Belmont. I think genetically you are predisposed to not know what you're doing.
TehAmelie: "thanks, but i don't take fall damage"
GedankenPalast_: just open a chest
Sethalidos: white door means save room Paul
GedankenPalast_: see?!
TehAmelie: good call
GedankenPalast_: nice
malsareus: medicinal treasure
TXC2: punchy time!
RatherLargeToad: The whip attack with these is fun
Engage_rage: just beat the ocarina remake, good times were had
TXC2: so trading range for speed ?
adi_pie: Wow, how come you're allowed to have seven houses? Fire Emblem only got three houses (and a basement)
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damage is the same across tier.
TehAmelie: and combos!
BrowneePointz: Also all the animations and idles for the cestus are fighting game references
Sethalidos: @Engage_rage I just finished the Water Temple myself
vegetalss4: That was technically a draw
Greyah: And to add insult to injury the big guy dropped a chicken.
RatherLargeToad: And the enemy that you killed as you died dropped a chicken
Engage_rage:
@Sethalidos did you enjoy taking your boots on and off all the time? 
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Sethalidos: @Engage_rage too be fair it took way less time than when I first played on N64
Engage_rage: @Sethalidos I've read that it was streamlined, yeah. I only watched a friend play it as a kid, we were a PS1 household
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Paul
adi_pie: Take care, TXC2.
Engage_rage:
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chaos5896: good night TXC2
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, I'm building my first Star Trek draft deck
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !
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wench_tacular: ok
accountmadeforants: !paullove
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GedankenPalast_:
iris_of_ether: I just got jump scared with kindness haha
Snowcookies: lol clipped
Sethalidos: wait was Watch and Play cancelled?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul you are amazing
Snowcookies: Hi Paul!
iris_of_ether: Yay Paul!
bisaflau: Paul you are great
accountmadeforants: You rule Paul!
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TheDevil_Risen: o hai Paul, how are you?
UncannyJimjams: The legendary Paul!
Snowcookies: @Sethalidos yes, there will be a rain check
Engage_rage:
thanks for 20 years of Desert Bus 
wench_tacular: The Awesome Paul returns
accountmadeforants: @Sethalidos Graham isn't around to torment Alex so Alex is doing a bonus stream
FauksStarling: Paul, you're pretty awesome.
Tacmoy: you’re pretty great Paul,
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @accountmadeforants you mean Paul?
TehAmelie: Alex is on for later. but right now we have Paul the great
accountmadeforants: @thedepthandbreadthofseth No Alex will be doing a bonus stream as well after this
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ooooo! Neat!
TehAmelie: punching bats solves so many problems (in the game)
hyalopterous: Do not punch bats irl
Sethalidos: @hyalopterous you're not the boss of me......OH GOD WHY ARE THEY IN MY HAIR!
TehAmelie: they have a very weird immune system that makes them dangerous
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie it's part of the reason COVID-19 was so deadly at first
Gaz_L: 50 markers seems like too many
wench_tacular: what's teh chances of that though
Sethalidos: missed a save room Paul
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I recently learned that bats are one of two mammal groups that has no male sex chromosome. The basic options are XX or X.
adi_pie:
This being France, they don't have roaming charges anymore so it's easy to get them in.
TheDevil_Risen: this is such a cool game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @adi_pie why is Dracula in France?
TehAmelie: the two roads before you: innocent and dead or in prison
thedepthandbreadthofseth: also, are all the games set in France?
hyalopterous: Wall chicken!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dracula's Castle can move
Sethalidos: Also the Devs are French
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ok, that tracks
TehAmelie: Castle Dracula is basically a Tardis but cooler
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Because Paris is burning
Laserbeaks_Fury: HEated floors
Sethalidos: it could be mmore on fire
TehAmelie: whoever was writing on that desk was on a super hot streak
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I think it may just be a Tardis with a functional chameleon circuit.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Same DPS
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, you're a punch wizard?
Sethalidos: @thedepthandbreadthofseth don't vampires actually exist in Doctor Who lore as some sort of alien race?
Greyah: I think they end up doing more damage if you can sustain punch for a while.
TehAmelie: of course, everything exists in the Whoverse
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sethalidos I think TIme Vampires do. Vapires have been a monster of the week a few times, but usually get dismissed.
Gaz_L: @Sethalidos there's a few, including the haemovores, who are actually just evolved/mutated humans, I think?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I'm assuming the attack number doesn't account for the bonus damage the fists can do
accountmadeforants: @Sethalidos Yup. (Vampires of Venice is a fun episode with some banger scoring)
TehAmelie: i'm glad the spikies don't do a ton of damage. at least the game is forgiving in that one respect
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love Fiddle Faddle. Way better that Cracker Jacks.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @TehAmelie Yeah, given how much pain I have had so far with the obstacle challenge sections, I'm glad they don't do a lot of damage
Sethalidos: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters correct that is base attack dps
accountmadeforants: Helps deal with fatbergs
bujabin: keeps the riff raff out
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Well, where else should they have built it, Paul?
TehAmelie: hmm there are a lot of spaces for gems but seems to be only 3 spaces for slots to put them. i bet it'll be trouble to have to choose at some point
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie you mean the relics? yeah there enda up being a lot
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ooo, neat. I think I've discovered the new "look at the bottom six cards of your library" card!
Sethalidos: BTW Paul the whip attack from the grapple is different for each tyope of weapon
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TehAmelie: aww, that looks like a big shiny
Sethalidos: mark that mirror Paul
Sethalidos: you'll need it later
TehAmelie: "You get healed by looking in the mirror?" "well, if you look like this"
Wolfstrike_NL: @Sethalidos within the 40 minutes left on the stream?
Sethalidos: fair point but he will if he decides to continue playing the game on his own
TehAmelie: i want more games with flying enemies to let you grapple onto them and punch them a lot
Getter404: Have we tried TALKING to the vampire? Perhaps in an interview format?
wench_tacular: what kind of maniac built this place?
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Getter404: "How to not get stabbed, volume IV"
TehAmelie: i'd figure it says "DOOOODGE"
tdapenguin: I always knew there was a secret technique I hadn't mastered!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah well sometimes in games the advice isn't hard to give and it is phenomenally hard to follow ok
TehAmelie: @Thefluffiestguineapig just ask Hypnos
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Over, and over again. Unsolicited
Cptasparagus: do they have a lot of vertical wall spikes in Paris?
TehAmelie: i feel like Castle Dracula is sort of present in the city
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Depends on the era
TehAmelie: all the time!
Sethalidos: depends on the Harpy
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TheDevil_Risen: mm wall chicken
TehAmelie: Kratos rips their wings off, okay, that's a little much, but a flaming uppercut or two
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok fedex, in what universe does whatever package you are saying failed delivery REQUIRE A SIGNATURE
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is probably a fangamer thing and I'm so confused
adi_pie: Oh, hi, Jeanne.
TehAmelie: why do we have to fight her
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jeanne de Orleane
adi_pie: As if being burned at the stake means anything in this setting, Rose.
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie Because the devs are VERY French
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Because the story of a teenage girl who dressed in men's clothing and that's why they burned her at the stake got very distorted
bujabin: people were tall back then
Snowcookies: She grew since dying
hyalopterous: She's imprisoned by the flames because she was burnt at the stake
wench_tacular: the very same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bujabin Sure, that's why all the doorways are perfect for me, a 5'0" person
empyreon: no, the New England Belmonts
jhmv: she's getting more french
ForOhForError: she's *so* french
Getter404: There seems to be a misunderstanding here ma'am
Invitare: but... you're dead Joan
Thefluffiestguineapig: She is also VERY CATHOLIC
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or, what we now call catholic
TehAmelie: also, she's making the place more on fire
adi_pie: She's an excellent artist though, so she can still draw breath.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, she hits like a truck
tdapenguin: @adi_pie o7
Theycallmejokke: Don't bring fist to a flaming sword fight, noted
AtomicAlchemical:
Joan is a lot taller than I was led to believe... 
chaostreader: I think that drawing looks like here?
CaptainSpam: Joan really doesn't want people loitering outside QWRP-FM.
adi_pie:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Have you tried showing her some yuri?
ForOhForError: a talk would be good. start it out with a nice neutral line like 'Die, monster'
Sethalidos: @ForOhForError that line is in this game as a referrence
Anubis169: Heyooooooooo
adi_pie: Hiya, Anubis, welcome.
TehAmelie: look what they did to William Wallace
malsareus: just put the heart inside your chest for more health
adi_pie: Okay, I think I should probably head to bed. Hope y'all have a lovely rest of stream.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: the spike fairy
Greyah: 'tis a good day to be a spike merchant.
Anubis169: People just be leaving spikes anywhere these days
tdapenguin: Bye @adi_pie !
Anubis169:
night night adi_pie 
TehAmelie: maybe they started making stakes to fight Dracula and it got out of hand
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Sethalidos: Chapter 2: Why won't you DOOOOODGE?!
jhmv: moist
Sethalidos: BTW this game has adjustable difficulty options if people want it easier
wench_tacular: get wrecked!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Exact same set of zombies I got that on too
Dog_of_Myth:
RatherLargeToad: Yeah, this was my go to spot whenever something wanted me to kill a bunch of enemies at once
Anubis169: Do you smash what i smash~~
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, it just applies to that specific weapon
Sethalidos: nope each card has it's own objectives
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RatherLargeToad: that guy took me forever to clear
RatherLargeToad: I thought Dracula fed on blood
wench_tacular: whose?
Sethalidos: it's something that happened in the Netflix series
RatherLargeToad: Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse
Dog_of_Myth: Sequel to the animated series
iris_of_ether: Sypha is in Castlevania 3, right?
bosku: it taught me to eat meat i find in the wall
dankmemeter: This is cannon to the games, not the show
TheMerricat: If it's not, it's borrowing very heavily from the design asthetics of the shows.
TStodden: Medusa Heads are worse... followed by random floating skulls (Boneathan excluded, obviously).
dankmemeter: So sequel to castlevania 3
Dog_of_Myth: I think it's a bit of both imo
Dog_of_Myth: But the game is very good
TehAmelie: it was awful in the earlier games where you have zero aerial control
dankmemeter: But it did borrow the design from the show a bit since you also see that in other games like sotn
TheDevil_Risen: 1963!
YFiddler: the original release date!
TheDevil_Risen: refernce to the raven, or Cat's Cradle
couchboyj: A proper medusa head is random. Those were down right regular
RatherLargeToad: the Medusa heads in this game are somehow one of the less annoying enemies
jhmv: I feel like this castlevania needs more wall chicken
Creature_Comforts: @jhmv It has a lot of wall chicken already!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We have had wall chickens
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: i think they generally place them only where they want you to go
gsyhiap: Or maybe you're supposed to do that?
TheMerricat: I feel like if it's a Castlevania map, if the devs actually added it as map data, they expect you to get there somehow.
gsyhiap: Mercy--
TheDevil_Risen: Hadouken!
hyalopterous: More of a Shoryuke
hyalopterous: Ken
TheDevil_Risen: true.
TehAmelie: ooh, we got some combos there. 14 damage?
tdapenguin: "Go away" is my battle cry when seeing my to do list.
TehAmelie: @tdapenguin "return to the darkness that spawned you!"
hyalopterous: It's
TheDevil_Risen: is one good and one evil?
tdapenguin: @TehAmelie I'll try that next
TehAmelie: we're getting more hearts than Doctor Who
hyalopterous: It's a medical miracle
BrowneePointz: I missed a bit. Did Paul go West first?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @BrowneePointz He met Joan
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Besides to explore more
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: but decided*
bbblehh: Hi Paul how's the game so far
ErynTzun: Oh hai how's the vanishing going?
BrowneePointz: ugh, how grotesque
bbblehh: He's with you in the same way that that one embarrassing thing you did in high school is with you
BrowneePointz: *gasp* slidey hole!
tdapenguin: How much od the p
tdapenguin: How much of the Paris architecture do we destroy in this game?
BrowneePointz: it mostly comes pre-destroyed @tdapenguin
TStodden: They seriously need to work on their building codes for chandeliers here.
TehAmelie: although Jeanne de Arc blames us
tdapenguin: How convenient! @BrowneePointz
tdapenguin: Joan does seem to blame us for a lot
BrowneePointz: i forget that the Belmonts are technically French
TehAmelie: wait, should the T be silent?
Anubis169: Mo' Better Healin'
BrowneePointz: technically. but yes they come from French Nobility @TehAmelie
Anubis169: Wall chicken!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: slidey hole
Anubis169: Secret chicken
TStodden: Peeking Duck?
Gekyouryuu: wall chicken -> crawl(space) chicken
TehAmelie: oh no, i was just thinking about how Rose dives into square holes like Ben Chang from Community
Anubis169: ok, that was badass
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
RatherLargeToad: best weapon
TehAmelie: beeg reach! (probably)
Greyah: I love spears.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My favorite weapon
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hold down attack
BrowneePointz: ye you can hold down attack for YEET
wench_tacular: its super effective
Boiler_bot: Yeah lance seems good.
ErynTzun: That's a funny looking knife
TehAmelie: i imagine it's mostly a question of what reach you like to work with
BrowneePointz: yea, all the weapons in this are pretty sick. my fave is the unfortunately hardest to use
Juliamon: oh wow it's already been 3 hours
ErynTzun: Casstlevania jousting when
Boiler_bot: @BrowneePointz Which one?
BrowneePointz: Yea you gotta go up and over. you accidentally skipped that lever by pogo'ing off the grotesque
TehAmelie: let's hope we can get an air slide move. cause it would look funny
BrowneePointz: @Boiler_bot without spoiling things for others, the one that's very, very, very timing skill intensive for max damage
RatherLargeToad: no, can only go through spaces leg first. it’s the law
BrowneePointz: Halfway to FREEDOOOOOOM
TehAmelie: i bet there's a really annoying speedrun trick where you backflip constantly to get forward fast
ErynTzun: Spinner throw
BrowneePointz: Fastest movement I know of is air dash canceling into an air attack from one of 3 weapons to immediately cancel the landing lag @TehAmelie
ErynTzun: I do enjoy a good "rolling is faster trick"
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: a lot of statues around
RatherLargeToad: it’s probably nothing
BrowneePointz: what ever could you mean paul?
TehAmelie: might as well hang a sign that says gorgon alert
TehAmelie: sweep the leg!
BrowneePointz: there's not a legacy Castlevania character involved with statues and floating heads at all! You've got nothing but conjecture!
TheDevil_Risen: mmm love some nice cheese
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Let's not even look at what tarot card for this boss looks like
TehAmelie: that's one way to interrupt your jumps eh
BrowneePointz: i mean, they always did @TehAmelie
BrowneePointz: Medusa Heads are probably the number 1 cause of deaths in the series bar none
RatherLargeToad: why did we put the buzz saws of doom in the baths?
BrowneePointz: the penitent man kneels!
TheDevil_Risen:
buzzsaw mania
wench_tacular: bulk discount
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was a 2 for 1 deal at Lowes
BrowneePointz: Roamin Baths? They look pretty stationary to me
Greyah: It's a fun trick, that one.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: right
wench_tacular:
RatherLargeToad: Coffins stacked on to of each other? Adam was here
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: THe room is called mass graves
BrowneePointz: better than a Kyle of Poffins
wench_tacular: don't even worrry about it
BrowneePointz: Oh it's the good one!
BrowneePointz: one of the best trinkets to find early
RatherLargeToad: I used that one for most of the game
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: *Mental note: I need to go back to that spot
TehAmelie: aerial fighter, with a spear, we're a dragoon now
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: underwater is the worst
BrowneePointz: your whip attack gives you i frames, so that trinket just allows you to go "the floor is lava" real hard with practice
e_bloc: I dunno people really don't like ice or quicksand either
e_bloc: does this game even have metroids though
TehAmelie: i wonder if the boomerangs get stronger if you jump. or if you're in the air while you launch them
RatherLargeToad: @e_bloc vampires are basically metroids
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e_bloc: @RatherLargeToad I cannot dispute this
Greyah: It's funny how that trinket that deals bonus damage after spells also works on spells.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You were
TehAmelie: collusion!
e_bloc:
ErynTzun: Tea is magic though
BloodnBullets: the bats really chipped you down
RatherLargeToad: she was named Rose because that’s her defensive strength
hyalopterous: I love all the classic enemies in this game
wench_tacular: All installed by Del Boy
e_bloc: I have never seen a chandelier fall for any reason in real life, and I have watched people install chandeliers
AtomicAlchemical: To quote a Valve dev from nearly 20 years ago: a headcrab in every vent is boring
tdapenguin: Not exactly immediately, more like "with malicious timing." Which suggests sentient chandeliers?
AtomicAlchemical: "pointy end toward enemy"
Gekyouryuu: "the art of war: hit it until it dies."
tdapenguin: @e_bloc Glad to know irl chandeliers are more reliable than video game ones.
e_bloc: "grab their dick and twist it"
RatherLargeToad: getting caught on fire damages you so fast in this game
e_bloc: glad we read watchmen in the meantime
BrowneePointz: Yea, fire does tick damage AND makes you vunerable I think
CaptainSpam: I'm finding it slightly amusing, going straight from "I'm not trapped with you you're trapped with me" to screaming. Just something slapstick about it.
e_bloc: yeah, better death
BrowneePointz: I guess those Bonevember Gales came early
RatherLargeToad: I do appreciate that, with all the other things they’ve borrowed from Dark Souls, they at least didn’t make you do soul run backs and just let you keep the exp when you die
BrowneePointz: @RatherLargeToad I'm gonna have to hold your hand while I tell you about Symphony of the Night
e_bloc: the quips become less confident the more you die
e_bloc: level up not restoring health is rude
RatherLargeToad: @browneepointz right, I know it’s traditional to lose everything on death. I’m just glad that they didn’t do the souls thing. it’s getting tiresome when it shows up. either keep exp on death or don’t
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was also the clue about the fountain
e_bloc: something about a hidden bottom
e_bloc: OSHA wouldnt have a field day in here, nothing is to regulation
BrowneePointz: @RatherLargeToad No no. I meant in SotN you don't lose xp on death...iirc. it's also been a while
RatherLargeToad: @browneepointz oh wow. I beat that game a long time ago, but never noticed. that is rather nice
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think you are reading too much into it.
Snowcookies: trhat could mean anything
wench_tacular:
CaptainSpam: Eh, you're a named character, I'm sure you'll be exempt from all that.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It could be any kind of baddie
BloodnBullets: Its gotta be a cyclopse!
KharadBanar: It’s probably nothing.
e_bloc: just another vraska
RatherLargeToad: you joke, but there is one later
Thadrin46: Omg. A basilisk.
TheMerricat: I bet it's a cyclops. Cyclop's are in fashion now.
e_bloc: did we stock up on gor-gone
CaptainSpam: A snekfriend!
Greyah: Huh. I found this chest way way later so I didn't know it was locked.
RatherLargeToad: I’m not exactly sure what those chains are tied to. they were just gone when I came back later
CaptainSpam: Hearty hearts.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul, collector of hearts
TheMerricat: You might be inclined to say Paul is creating a Kingdom of Hearts.
hyalopterous: I wonder when Graham is going to show up
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Graham is away, so Alex is checking out some (presumably) good demo's on tonight's Bonus Stream.) at Tue 05:00 PM PCT (9m from now).
CaptainSpam: According to the schedule, Graham's not going to show up.
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MAPBoardgames: mmm.... floor chicken...
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You can tell a game is good when the bonus stream for it leaks into the next bonus streams time slot. 
wench_tacular: how could we have seen that coming?
TheMerricat: Do you have a complete map already?
KharadBanar: All those sawblades are going to use up our trap budget
BloodnBullets: I think the point was that jump you couldnt make yet, map suggests it might connect to something new.
CaptainSpam: They're just statues of the serpent's favorite guests!
BloodnBullets: they're ecstatic!
gsyhiap:
Yay, snakes!
Snowcookies: ty for the stream, you're great
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Paul!
BrowneePointz: they did Rogue Prince of Persia though!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The dev did the other recent Prince Of Persia
BrowneePointz: but not lost crown
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for the stream! You are always a delight to watch! Have a good night!
wench_tacular: It has been great
tdapenguin: Thanks, paul!
Ashmantle:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Paul! Love a bonus Paul stream
TheDevil_Risen: oo bonus!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex playing a good game? I'm conflicted about this.
MAPBoardgames: Knowing Alex, it'll be RAD.
Flyingdelorion: Bonus Belmont 2
BrowneePointz: Alex DOES enjoy playing some Eurojank
ErynTzun: oh you mean instead of Garbage day?
TheDevil_Risen: YES crokinole!
BrowneePointz: I believe it's pronounce Craw-KEEN-oh-LAY
TheDevil_Risen: ooo more CRT goodness
BrowneePointz: but not italian pauper
BrowneePointz: which has Burger King sleeves and Deckboxes
iarethel0ser: Nice
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Paul!
Ashmantle:
ErynTzun:
byeeeee
Strebenherz: Take care Paul, thank you for stream
Strebenherz: !next
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quasi79fu: so we goood stufff?
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ErynTzun: Alex gets to play some demos possibly good game day
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quasi79fu: is Juliamon doing good today?
KBKarma: How's y'all?
Hawkwreak: Yay! Still bus mood. STILL CRYING FROM THE STINGER
Juliamon: As good as I can be
Kasran: @Hawkwreak i will never recover from that stinger
quasi79fu: nice...you are always a amazing mod
KBKarma: IT'S HE.
Kasran: whats up alex
flatluigi: hi alex!
baltimore_667083: hi Alex!
ghyllnox: Hi! o/
ladyjessica: Finally got to see the stinger and yeah sad…
margieargie: @Hawkwreak Yeah... what an amazing end...
TehAmelie: halo!
KBKarma: Hi Other Alex!
DoodlestheGreat: Hiya Alex!
quasi79fu: loook you are freeee
DigitalSeahorse: aww crap I got ads
DigitalSeahorse: hai Alex
ContingentCat: ooo fun
DigitalSeahorse: yay demos
SnackPak_:
potentially good games
MAPBoardgames: No body wants to hurt Alex, but we do like watching him suffer. Does that make us bad people?
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait Alex is going to play good games? Who allowed this?
Gekyouryuu: cool suspenders, Alex. they rule.
DoodlestheGreat: You have a couple of ears in mind?
lirazel64: Demo day!
quasi79fu: so maybe no sub ocean today?
KBKarma: @MacbethSeemsSus More pertinently, there's no one there to DIS allow it.
flatluigi: obleejing
Juliamon: Demos still imply potential subocean
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Hedonistic_Mushroom: Solo flight, Alex stream. Heck yeah.
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MAPBoardgames: @quasi79fu I wouldn't go that far.
Lysander_salamander: Oh neat, I didn't know this was out already
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KBKarma: The Prospice must flow.
Darleysam: oooh I enjoyed this one, it's a very Alex-coded game
ghyllnox: Crunchy!
Kasran: i'm generally prospice. i like when my food is tasty
AugmentingPath: pro spee chay?
Nigouki: Pro's Piss?
Nigouki: oooooooooh
Nigouki: right
flatluigi: prospit?
Nigouki: this one
Gekyouryuu: ah, yes. the two moons. Prospice and Dirt.
SnackPak_: neat skeleton
Juliamon: toe to tip that's an Alex aesthetic
quasi79fu: prospice? sounds like someone who tried to say prolapse and got it wrong
VinylMinty: oh this is the one where you move elder giants skeletons right?
MAPBoardgames: That's a big skeleman
Manae: As I'm eating spicy pork as I type, I would say I'm pro-spice
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quasi79fu: uhh skeleton?
DigitalSeahorse: what was the name? I blinked
quasi79fu: PRospice
Juliamon: Prospice
KBKarma: You looked to your left, yes?
DigitalSeahorse: ty
quasi79fu: sorrry Juliamon..I was only trying to be helpful
AugmentingPath: oh, that's a biggun
quasi79fu: I can lurk
Kasran: skelingeman
KBKarma: Oh yeah!
matthaus_c: it's a good evening for See+Game
Lysander_salamander: I've not heard of that
KBKarma: IT SEE YOU.
TehAmelie: never heard of it
baltimore_667083: can't say i've heard of that one
Nigouki: "contemplate the horrors" bar
ErynTzun: Okay I missed it because I was picking up dinner. What game is this?
quasi79fu: it watches?
MAPBoardgames: I'm reminded of the first 10 minutes of Kaiju 8
KBKarma: Prospice.
SnackPak_: ooo, it wiggles
matthaus_c: oh it's that lady's halloween costume
Rhilenova: I'm pretty sure that is the bar of "Oh, I don't love that!"
Sethalidos: need a hand?
DoodlestheGreat: When bars fill up, it's bad. Especially if it's a Nazi bar.
TheDevil_Risen: howdy Alex! good to see you mate
ladyjessica: Oh yeah! I like his shorts
quasi79fu: Give me a hand
KBKarma: Your camera is doing funky things when you look at it.
TheAinMAP:
ErynTzun:
What is it 
ladyjessica: He released an RPG this year
ErynTzun: Oh a hand
Strebenherz: what is this, scp cleanup?
KBKarma: Prospice
AugmentingPath: oh, I see. It's Death Handing
Nigouki: nasty, hungry diesel noises
TehAmelie: what's what Poe story about a possessed hand? well, let's do that but with a giant hand
matthaus_c: need a game about being the Angel Viscera Cleanup Crew in Tokyo-3
betweenmyself:
Mai_Andra: "Hey, let me give you a hand..."
quasi79fu: so dead giants exist?
Anubis169: to give someone a hand, first you must get a hand
Strebenherz: BOOO xD @AugmentingPath
Sethalidos: @Strebenherz tha t or Attack on Titan Aftermath
quasi79fu: Hai anubis
KBKarma: Ah, waypoints.
Anubis169: 'ello
DoodlestheGreat: You're you're going to give someone a hand? ConcernDoge
DigitalSeahorse: oh we truckin
MacbethSeemsSus: They finally captured Master Hand
TheAinMAP:
KBKarma: Did you know that Dark Reign was the first RTS to implement waypointing?
Strebenherz: of course the giant hand has jiggle physics
quasi79fu: Streebbbb haii n hugs..I know you...
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Kasran: oh it's like mudrunner
matthaus_c: Swamp Truck For Monster
Strebenherz: howdy howdy quasi
pawssumplace: The UI reminds me of Pacific Drive
Kasran: or snowrunner
quasi79fu: im behaving streb..i promise
VinylMinty: I think we're like excavating old gods
Strebenherz: \o/
KBKarma: The music sounds really chill. I imagine that it will change on a dime the moment spooky shit happens.
VinylMinty: and transporting their parts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I arrived slightly late and.......what the fuck is this?
quasi79fu: alll their parts?
matthaus_c: this is the most cooperative still-moving severed monster hand I've ever met
NapalmSideburns: You gotta hand it to them, they're tied down
phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Thefluffiestguineapig a hand, apparently
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Prospice
Hedonistic_Mushroom: Man, I love me some trucks that don't look like ford f150s.
Kasran: @Thefluffiestguineapig this game is called prospice. we're doing normal logistics
VinylMinty: quasi79fu maybe or just their alive part?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Thank you for the name of the game
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig An Alex game
KBKarma: Mosquitos the size of blue whales.
quasi79fu: Guinnnneepiggg hai n hugs fwiend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Totally Normal Human Logistics
MAPBoardgames: This is Osty's backstory
matthaus_c: the hazard pay for dysentery is through the roof
DigitalSeahorse: or bad fingers
ErynTzun: Prospice former land of giants
SnackPak_: this is kinda like spooky over the hill
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Hi friend! Hope you've been enjoying the......hand logistics?
KBKarma: Water so bad it's made of twelve different radioactive isotopes.
TehAmelie: times like these, i'm sad we couldn't get Spin Tires' terrain deformation tech to be industry standard
quasi79fu: invisble can?
PharaohBender27: Iron Nest is fun!
NightValien28: GLORY TO CASTILLE
quasi79fu: did chat see him drink from something see through?
ErynTzun: Seems like more giant parts in our future
Mathwyn: Running into cultist protestors blocking the road, "Let Cthulhu lie!"
TheDevil_Risen: have not seen Iron Next
MAPBoardgames: I'd watch you to do a bonus stream or two. that game is rad,
pawssumplace: It's the green screen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Doesn't the creator have some weird views? Didn't you mention that to me?
TheDevil_Risen: will have to look it up
Sethalidos: @quasi79fu ghost drink
KBKarma: There. Ish.
quasi79fu: spoooky drink
Hedonistic_Mushroom: I live in the tropics, we have mosquitos in the south the size of butterflies.
Sethalidos: you gonna play the potato game as well Alex?
VinylMinty: We got a freshy
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think you're thinking of a different thing, maybe?
MAPBoardgames: It's less of a road, per se. and more of a muddy strip.
quasi79fu: hai pharoah bender
RedAlexxis: Oh, so Alex is doing hand deliveries today?
KBKarma: It's a suggestion of a road. I've been on worse.
pawssumplace: potato game...
PharaohBender27:
@quasi79fu 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I'll go check
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's the hand job?
quasi79fu: where we are going we dont neeed roads...
VinylMinty: also hey Anubis169
ProcyonFlynn: I think one of the more interesting things with the original Thief Dark Project game was that map(details) were sometimes part of intel you purchased per-mission. And occasionally the map would just have [Underground] and no further data.
quasi79fu: but we might need a map
Lysander_salamander: Hmmm. Okay I ship it
Sethalidos: @A_Dub888 ........ Get Out
DigitalSeahorse: can't believe I didn't either
pawssumplace: Toque
Strebenherz: you'll know it's voices of the void country, because six foot tall alien catgirls will start throwing rocks at your windshield
TehAmelie: Freshy keeps haunting us
Kasran: it'll buff out
MAPBoardgames: I think you were looking at the mouse cursor. I know I was
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