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Juliamon:
TehAmelie:
CabooseFails: The problem with Arena is you don't get the new pack smell
lirazel64: 🎵🎵🎵🎵
PhoenixMelior: Climb on board the Desert Bus!
bil9000: Star Trekking, across the universe
Foxmar320:
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Garfy400: I missed Andy this year, I should check the yubtubs
JKBalch:
TXC2: Garfy400 I know he was there for Omega, not sure when else
Juliamon: The previous night too, I think
kusinohki: Meows
Garfy400: Night watch, while asleep in uk land
kusinohki: Andy's 1 night stand...
TXC2: Garfy400 ah, that'll be why I missed him too then
bil9000: Engage!
TXC2: "I would like the ship to go now!"
TXC2: Here we GO!
Thomas: ON SCREEN
TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: hello Graham
JKBalch: Graham!
shushu2539:
Hi 
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teyoslurking: Stunning intro, massive fan
TehAmelie: warped into the sector?
raulghoulia: Beamed down
Thadrin46: Hello Graham.
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TXC2: button things
TXC2: !patreon
kusinohki: I thought warped cards lost value
TXC2: !dragonshield
kumatsu:
Greetings from Paris, I leave for Atlanta in... 12 hours 
Jethrain: Idea for a button: "I don't know what the button is"
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Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham, hello chat, let's fly!
kumatsu: Its at least a direct flight
Gekyouryuu:
so, 60 card constructed is standard decks, which would mean commander is upper decks, and limited would be lower decks, yes? so all in on a boimler deck. 
TXC2: so kumatsu 's presumably 9am flight to Greham's 8pm
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TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion welcome
Brozard: So, is "Encounter the Unknown" a direct reference to Star Trekkin'?
Thadrin46: Graham flying via Spokane?
TXC2: oooh that shadow drop FAILED
Thomas:
Graham, what has been your favorite card in this set purely on flavor, and why is is De-Evolve? 
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
JKBalch: Huh, must be a transporter malfunction
Foxmar320: I thought you were already gone to Atlanta
Mangledpixel: it went to number 1
SolarBlitz1: Oo, Holodeck seems fun.
Brozard: I've not actually seen TOS, but I'd think they said "Come in peace / Shoot to kill" enough in it to be parodies in the 1980s
raulghoulia: Riker!
TehAmelie: @Gekyouryuu i'm not sure, but certainly Pauper in this set has to be referred to as Lower Decks?
Brozard: *parodied
jacqui_lantern234:
ooh, shock lands 
PhoenixPaladin: Death is irrelevant
TXC2: 7 mana seems steep
Bruceski: What about Banned From Argo?
Flyingdelorion:
Thanks @TXC2 Have you been seeking out new life and new civilizatons? 
Thadrin46: I hate thst I cant build Star trekkin the deck. There's no "its worse than that he's dead jim" card.
TXC2:
Flyingdelorion no, I've been playing Starcraft 
TehAmelie: does "cards you own" include all your Arena library? that could be strong
KingOfDoma: Dugga doo, dugga doo, dugga dugga dugga doo
Jethrain: @TehAmelie in limited that'd be your sideboard
Mangledpixel: and apparently the music video (claymation nonsense) was thrown together in a few days so it could appear on TOTP
kusinohki: I caanae change the script!
Thadrin46: No "ye cannae change the laws of physics"
TehAmelie: pooey
SmashTCG: I managed to get a neat dilemma deck that just folded to aggro
jacqui_lantern234:
ooh, some cheerios
TXC2: TehAmelie in limited it only looks at the rest of your card pool
Gekyouryuu: oh, Graham, i forget if you've ever brought it up, did you know that Tuvok's actor is the "WE AIN'T FOUND SH-" guy from Spaceballs?
Thadrin46: I HAD STAR TREKKIN ON 7"VINYL DAMMIT.
Flyingdelorion: @TXC2 Haha, well at least it is aslo space related!
jacqui_lantern234: also, i like how they spelled "Grey" properly
KingOfDoma: The tea won me a game last night
Gekyouryuu: @KingOfDoma did that for me in prerelease
Flyingdelorion: I am drinking Earl Grey tea right now!
TXC2: her being a 1/4 is busted
Thadrin46: I need s Cleveland for my monogreen temur landfall deck.
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Brozard: L'Rell + Support Mission won me a game
TXC2: common goal is a LEGIT removal spell in green
Desdae: The green "all counters have trample" is great with spacecraft and sickbay too
ruby_tifa: I have loved every interaction I have had with this set, my only regret is that my dad didn't luve to see it, but seeing LRR gush over it comes close to what his reactio would have been.
bil9000: I got Picard in my prerelease and even without any good spacecraft he put in work
SolarBlitz1: Jund landfall?
ruby_tifa: Lorell was crazy at the PR
PhoenixMelior: Surprise kathleen?!
TehAmelie:
lightfut: Hauling frequencies open you say
Brozard: oh no sick Kathleen?
SolarBlitz1: Hi Kathleen!
TXC2: Hello Incaporal voice of Kathleen
Thadrin46: A wild kathleen appeared
kusinohki: Jump scare!
lightfut: Boo sick
Flyingdelorion: Hello me!
bil9000: Q's back again
TXC2: hope you get well soon Kathleen
lirazel64: You sound like me last week.
TXC2: luckily we're sealed
PhoenixMelior: You just gave us all a fright
Flyingdelorion: Get well soon, Kathleen! Virtual hug for you!
TXC2: she flies the Enterprise
TehAmelie: i think G was the most startled
Brozard: great for landfall
Desdae: Great with Riker
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Desdae: You can return a land that riker would sacrifice
MrPipboy3000: "Riker seems really weird, I'm going to try it." is the B plot of no less than 5 TNG episodes.
Gekyouryuu: Riker is GREAT if you have a Xindi Surveyors
TXC2: "he's really weird, but I'm gonna try him" said basically any woman who dated him
Dromos_GHG: sounds like good synergy
Brozard: specifically Ortegas doesn't say return THAT land she played
TehAmelie: yay ramping
EJGRgunner: So is Graham already through the sickness or is he about to be sick?
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Micalovits: If you have enough lands in hand, the thinning is also nice
shushu2539: tea with honey and lemon juice to help with the cold
GredGredmansson:
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Graham!?
big_blue_man: something something down with the sickness
loufghyslaufey: I thought you were away...
SolarBlitz1: Repeatable food with the holodeck too
Brozard: oh that's cool
loufghyslaufey: For something
Juliamon: He leaves later today
Brozard: Love a good sound effect
TXC2: loufghyslaufey he leaves in 7 hours
Cephallope: Sick jukes
Gekyouryuu: it can also shock your opponent's face
raulghoulia: Don't let your memes be dreams
Flyingdelorion: Good reason, Graham!
GredGredmansson: tea earl grey hot was great in my dilemma deck
TXC2: we ARE playing a 7 drop
ThorSokar: I hear 42 is the new 40
Desdae: In my expierience, Sickbay just runs away with games
GredGredmansson: well he SHOULD have.
shoktile: What is your green again?
TXC2:
ThorSokar or 47 even
TehAmelie: i like the concept of a hospital that doesn't just heal you but makes you stronger
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jacqui_lantern234:
hey, G, i have a silly question. what would it take to get you to sing Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys? 
Jethrain: i was wondering ever since seeing that card if "him throwing the tea" was a reference
Krillin_fan: Every time Picard has a cuppa, "do I hurl this at Wesley? or drink it?"
lightfut: A little surprised sickbay wasn't 3W instead. It's so white
GredGredmansson: we could also play the splash lands w/ holodeck
TheMerricat: Holodeck is a game ender, but you have to get to 7 mana.
SolarBlitz1: We splashing everything with the Holodeck
Gekyouryuu: my biggest desire from this set is an Italian copy of The Wrath of Khan, because of the old Robot Chicken bit where they do it as a space LITERAL opera
lightfut: Yeah taking a late game turn off effectively is a risk
GredGredmansson: well maybe not since you only get one permanent a turn
raulghoulia: What an interesting limited turn
GredGredmansson: my prerelease had at least two players with holodeck
lightfut: I ran a holodeck and never was able to play it
TXC2: ooooo that Sound FX
raulghoulia: Who brought sand onto the bridge?
Bruceski: Right console has a special beep boop as well
TXC2: raulghoulia lets say Q
lightfut: Sand and a rock!
kusinohki: Why is there a beach ball?
Thadrin46: Sick bay and ocelot pride seems like it would be nice together.
Juliamon: It's our beach ball
KeytarCat: "You have Riker to ramp you to Holodeck mana" god I love this game
Thadrin46: And belladonba took
TXC2: Riker ramps to holodeck is basically canonical
GredGredmansson: oh, 5c goodstuff
TehAmelie: i can see Riker ramping "into" the holodeck
TXC2: GredGredmansson yeah I worry that's what this format is gonna devolve into
GredGredmansson: i messed up an opponent's all good things with kai winn and uhura
TehAmelie: on like a motorbike
raulghoulia: Is that Datas lifeforms beeps?
loufghyslaufey: Eject warp? Sounds... problematic?
TXC2: ha ha, good thing that's just a silly Story.....right Graham?
MrPipboy3000: Destruction via capatalism .. How embarrassing ... oh ... I'm sad now
Bruceski: It is the lifeforms beeps on the third go
TXC2: Arsnal of freedom is, IMO, the number 3 season 1 episode
Uniclonus: I thought that was the lifeform song
Thadrin46: Life - forms. You lovely little life - forms.
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun hey G and K!!! reminder that youre both fantastic and lovely!!!!!
Uniclonus: The console bit above opponent's lands, double click to spin it. Again to red alert
GredGredmansson: yay tendi
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun hey Graham did you notice the other lower decks who cameos in the background of Tendi
TXC2: I pretty much always PiP when I play arena, often with something LRR related
GredGredmansson: that's T'Ana on the right
TehAmelie: my favorite green alien
GredGredmansson: yes she is
GredGredmansson: T'Ana was the doctor of the Cerritos
TXC2: best Dr in star fleet
TheOneInquisitor: I always love food you can throw at people.
GredGredmansson: yeah i like barely heard that
GredGredmansson: "look i'm in a rush today you know what i want"
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TXC2: all the voice lines are lifted from the shows
jacqui_lantern234: thats so cool, but also now im a little sad
TehAmelie: how many times does he say that in the show i wonder
Gekyouryuu: silly idea that I want to do in commander someday: turn that lower decks character into a coward. make chicken Tendi
TXC2: playing it up for comedy
loufghyslaufey: Graham: Lower Decks? Have I binged them before? Chat: What? Graham: They all blur together after a while...
TheMerricat:
Graham on the other hand keeps drawing more and more lnad. 
GredGredmansson: I'm just sad that we have Tendi in this set and not her Science Bestie T'Lyn
Micalovits: Aaand now you jinxed it
TXC2:
GredGredmansson like the show, she'll skip a set and be in the next one
bytecaster: The rare case of being happy of seeing an Obsidian Order operative.
drewm1022: Wait til you get your plus one if you're not attacking.
EJGRgunner: Dear Doctors LRR, given your well established appreciation for Star Trek media, your work on the Star Trek Magic set on the creative side of the production, your recent experience rubbing elbows with various Trek celebrities, and your planned appearance and MagicCon Atlanta which will be focused heavily on Star Trek , I have to ask : how much DRAM does Sam Altman need to construct the evil computer from “I have no mouth and I must scream”?
GredGredmansson: @EJGRgunner stop trying to make the torment nexus
big_blue_man: apparently all of it, including yours
bytecaster: But imagine all the press you get for making the Torment Nexus?
johnnylongtorso: he IS a Borg!
TXC2:
the more important question is: does Sam altman have enough crowbars to get everyone's feet out of his ass
jacqui_lantern234: you say that as if Sam Altman would care
vsmit: No, don't, he'll just want to more.
TheMerricat: We could clearly see your elbows touching at least one of them in Graham's photos!
Gekyouryuu: Sam Altman thought the title of the story was "Don't! Make the Torment Nexus!"
TheOneInquisitor: Ain't it crazy how all those people *do* genuinely believe they're ending the world and still going ahead with it anyway. Weird behaviours
EJGRgunner: For the sake of the bit I needed rubbing elbows for the cadence
vsmit: @TheOneInquisitor But have you considered the money we could make?
GredGredmansson: no stop i don't want to be sad right now
big_blue_man: @TheOneInquisitor but think about all the companies that will be born in the meantime
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor they're an apocalypse cult
TehAmelie: i forgot who Sam Altman was for a moment and just felt like i remembered that's the name of the guy who creates AM
jacqui_lantern234:
Kathleen, you went out of your way to talk with me back in february, you cant be serious
big_blue_man: she is serious, and don't call her surely
jacqui_lantern234: AND I HAD A LOVELY CONVERSATION
johnnylongtorso: @TehAmelie Altman was the name of the founder of the Scientology-esque cult in Dead Space!
jacqui_lantern234:
YOURE DELIGHTFUL, KATHLEEN
raulghoulia: Principal Snyder is a cool dude? Preposterous
jacqui_lantern234:
@big_blue_man i didnt call her that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I just got here, but Armin Shimmerman is one of the nicest people!
ElektroTal: I am sad I did not get to say hi to data, but I am glad you did!
Foxmar320: Call them what Graham? Can you say that again as a clean, clippable take
TXC2: hello ElektroTal welcome
Akaiatana: Given the background, I must assume you are playing bridge.
Garfy400: I met him at a con in the 90s. he really is
ElektroTal: Last minute packing
mewietwoie150: GEN E SIS!?
ElektroTal: Lol. I always do!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've only been to one Star Trek con, we stood and chatted for a good. So friendly.
bytecaster: What if this UB set was mostly a ploy to get Robert Picardo into magic, because from his posts he seems stoked about it.
jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, however lovely yall think kathleen is, she's MORE lovely than you can imagine
EJGRgunner: @ElektroTal congratulations on wrapping up your series
TehAmelie: turning the Enterprise into a planet is a kind of lateral move
ElektroTal: @EJGRgunner Thank you!
jacqui_lantern234: Baxter is here and he must scream
Thadrin46: BAXTER
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, no! Does Dr. @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen have the pox?
GredGredmansson: cmon holodeck
TXC2: Baxter has OPINIONS!
Juliamon: !quote baxter
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JKBalch: Baxter has opinions about drawing all these alnds
big_blue_man: baxter is also upset about the sudden demise of the uss enterprise
JKBalch: *lands
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth sadly yes
bytecaster: When someone takes out the enterprise-D you should just get the enterprise-E for lore reasons.
Kentosaurus: ^
shushu2539:
Baxter writes the best crapshots 
TheOneInquisitor: How old is baxter now anyway
Juliamon: "Please console me, for I had to do a poo"
bytecaster: @Juliamon mood
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon gosh, if this aint a mood
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Well, Ms. Devere, I wish you a warm cozy blanket and much matzah ball soup.
Akaiatana: Worms are cowards
TehAmelie: i was just watching a bit of Graham's old Mankind Divided stream where Baxter yells constantly. how nostalgic
Micalovits: This lets us swing with worms though!
coriolis_storm: Good work Kathleen!
Micalovits: Then +1 and menace
Kentosaurus: Is that text better in the original klingon?
ElektroTal: God, kathleen, with extreme love i want to say that you sound absolutely awful
GredGredmansson: "You have not experienced Kathleen until you've read her in the original Klingon."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I love the idea of the Listners as concept for a race and culture.
brainbosh: with the captain?
TehAmelie: swinging your worms, there's a great visual
raulghoulia: Christopher Plummer looked like he had So much fun in Star Trek 6. Part of what makes it the best movie imo
bytecaster: I feel like that Ferengi is gonna be unhappy about being handed a bat'leth
TheMerricat:
I mean you've drawn almost all your lands, right? 
jacqui_lantern234:
meaning youll draw 4 in a row
Akaiatana: Famous Star Trek Character Seven of Nineteen
TheOneInquisitor: That means 3 lands in a row
bytecaster: Nog is a figure of destiny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @raulghoulia I totally forgot that was him! what a fantastic the human race that man was.
jacqui_lantern234:
calling it, land off the top
brainbosh: Nog is such a rough card to play against
TehAmelie: has there ever been an explanation why bat'leths are that shape? wildly impractical for the sake of having more honorable combat i'm guessing
jacqui_lantern234:
14 year old baby
TXC2: Nog being a figure of destiny is FANTASTIC Rules as Flavour
lightfut: Nog sure is something to deal with
DukeofFliesOxO: ya mugato gotta go
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 YOURE FANTASTIC
GredGredmansson: i agree with blocking w/ captain
TXC2: TehAmelie it was the shape of Kahless's sword
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 damn you got me
jacqui_lantern234: called it!
GredGredmansson: STOP
johnnylongtorso: oh yeah, that's the Arena experience
TehAmelie: did you hear they're working on a vaccine that can double the life expectancy of cats? and fix various human kidney problems too
Foxmar320: Is James nearby?
jacqui_lantern234:
ok, but hear me out, Graham. the NEXT card will ALSO be a land
big_blue_man: @johnnylongtorso that's not just on arena
big_blue_man: love doing that in person
Akaiatana: I lost my kid knees decades ago
GredGredmansson:
jacqui_lantern234:
i respectfully, refuse 
TheOneInquisitor: Okay watch this, a 2 drop
jacqui_lantern234:
johnnylongtorso: Graham will somehow draw an Emrakul
MrPipboy3000: wait, manifest is in this set?
bytecaster: I am calling it. The next card is gonna be a rare!
SolarBlitz1: Lets manifest Riker to clear the rest of them
TXC2: love and lands: the only things jacqui_lantern234 knows how to manifest
tsp397: I'm calling Holodeck on top
Foxmar320: In before the next card is a BK Food token
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie actually, I've seen a number of sword people say that bat'leths a fairly reasonable design. Not necessarily as used on screen, but they could totally be a general design.
TheOneInquisitor: The BK tournament is actually kinda crazy innit
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 no, i can manifest many things. im just here to be a chaos goblin
bytecaster: I'm sure chat likes to hear from Baxter!
johnnylongtorso: Baxseating
GredGredmansson: that's enough
lightfut: Cat meow does do piercing damage
FauksStarling: You know, Baxter just doesn't get a lot of outlets for his opinions.
Akaiatana: Baxter's humour is very high mrow.
Foxmar320: Baxter trying to help
bytecaster: So we will never know if the next card is a land, will we
SolarBlitz1: Holodeck powering down is also good
jacqui_lantern234:
dang, now youll never know whether or not i was gonna be right
TehAmelie: Sun Tzu says: never look at the next draw you could have had
TheOneInquisitor: oh kh(a)n is actually in the set I thought it was just a welcome deck card
ElektroTal: What draft archetype do you like graham
FauksStarling: That is the fastest take they could've found.
johnnylongtorso: sounds like they may have cut the space between the words
TXC2: is that whistling also from Arena?
ElektroTal: In trek specifically
Jethrain: what's the whalesong coming from?
Gekyouryuu: last year's sets rotate out of standard in 2028 right? if so, it's fitting that Avatar leaves the year MtG turns 35. much like your knees, magic is losing it's ability to bend in it's mid-30s
bytecaster: I don't know, I think this board could use more flute!
Akaiatana: @Jethrain Cetecean Ops, presumably
jacqui_lantern234: @ElektroTal whatever will get me to see the least amount of spiders. theyre icky and im scared of them
Foxmar320: Ok good I thought I was hearing a ghost
ElektroTal: A ghost moo
SolarBlitz1: Someone hoovering the moonbase?
TXC2: is REALLY windy at the moonbase or something?
GredGredmansson: i'm not hearing it but my speakers are bad
tsp397: Moonbase is haunted
Foxmar320:
TheMerricat: Sounds like whale sounds.
shushu2539:
mewietwoie150: the ghost of james is trying to speak to us
JKBalch: Check the AC
QuixoticScrivener: its haunted
putz12a: @tsp397 We knew that. Gotta call Angel to get rid of them again
Foxmar320: Moonbase is haunted?
Mangledpixel: a while ago I gave translating some of the then-revealed cards into Klingon, including Bat'leth. I've yet to compare it to the official one they revealed later - but I note they didn't attempt to translate the flavour text, whereas I did.
FauksStarling: Ghost wants to compete with Baxter
TehAmelie: the ghosts are back AGAIN?
MrPipboy3000: Its Barkley ... he's stuck in the audio system
jacqui_lantern234: microphone's haunted
bytecaster: Great with the warfare system
lightfut: Call Heather or Angel, place is haunted
durketh: nsburg's pneumatic tube system on full blast
jacqui_lantern234:
dont worry, the microphone ghosts are harmless
lightfut: Did it rain recently?
Foxmar320: Ghosts
Thadrin46: Pigeon near a vent?
PhoenixMelior: Microphones haunted
Gekyouryuu: I'm remembering the secret lairs that dropped the other day, and I love that the Khan one included Buried Alive
Foxmar320: Only logical option
PhoenixMelior: Get the bat
Mal2mad: Toilet's Haun-I mean, the microphone
GredGredmansson: no you didn't it still has menace
bytecaster: We can still sac the 2/1 for a card
GredGredmansson: oh you meant give something else menace
TheMerricat: it's gon fo rme
Jethrain: Mic's haunted
YawnLance: Yeah it's gone, real weird
EJGRgunner: Stream room’s haunted
bytecaster: "What?" "Mikes haunted" leaves
jacqui_lantern234: *tips fedora* M'namo
PhoenixMelior: At least now is the perfect time to call an exorcist
Anubis169: Tea for meeeeee
TheMinionGM: Manifested Minamo with their Kamigawa lands
thedepthandbreadthofseth: chat, is there anything better than two for oning an OP after they try to get you with a combat trick?
Anubis169: not unless you use the famous lap pour blend
TehAmelie: no tea for creatures!
TheMerricat:
So... I hate to do this to you but I hear the whale again.
Jethrain: I think the sound is still there but much quieter
jacqui_lantern234: man, i wish i could share some of my nice Earl Grey Tea with yall
TXC2: I mean, that's kinda what happens in the episode
Desruprot: a Graham
Flyingdelorion: Ghost is back!
YawnLance: Oh it is still there
ElektroTal: Oh! Graham, please bring jandor if you have it? I'll give it back after the con if you need
ELD_Winterlight: Studio's haunted
YawnLance: The ghosts live inside both of the mics, apparently
DylPage: Is it like, a vacuum cleaner somewhere?
SolarBlitz1: PC's haunted
Gekyouryuu:
Graham, if you start spitballing ideas for a deck themed around the ships of the Federation and such, is that 'craft brewing?
shushu2539: a neighbours' roomba got stuck into the wall?
TXC2: just have to live with ghosts for now
Desruprot: casting spells tends to be a good idea
TheMerricat: Do you have anything that could be acting like a theremin?
GredGredmansson: aw no shatner yell
PhoenixMelior: Did it get noticeably colder when you walked into studio a today
bytecaster: Maybe you need to do that D&D exorcism thing again?
GredGredmansson: oh wow now *i* can hear that
bytecaster: Don't turn off the air, you need that to breathe!
Creideiki_SE: Computer, life support to standby.
TheMerricat: That caused a ringing sound and made it louder for a second whenpicked up whatever you picked up
GreyThey: Could it be picking up a computer fan?
ELD_Winterlight: Did someone install a big magnet, like an MRI scanner, in the moonbase?
ELD_Winterlight: For a skit maybe?
bytecaster: @ELD_Winterlight And by someone you mean Ian, right?
ELD_Winterlight: Yes
GredGredmansson: this sounds like a great commodore hustle b-plot
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TheMerricat How would one know?
TheMerricat:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth It's making whale noises.
GredGredmansson: make shaxs proud
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @bytecaster Sometimes Paul does things. Usually, his are less cursed, but you never know.
jacqui_lantern234:
bat'leth?! id rather bat'MORE
Mangledpixel: when translating Bat'leth's flavour text, I had to contend with the oddness that is Klingon's comparative statement structure. Thus my translation literally backtranslates to "Your tongue's sharp is great, a warrior's tongue's sharp is great. Let us discover that your blade's sharp is great."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @jacqui_lantern234 "You're Thor? I'm tho thore I can hardly raise my Bat'leth!"
jacqui_lantern234:
"Automated Warfare System" except its sung to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
TXC2: Mangledpixel "sharp" but not "sharpness" ?
GredGredmansson: how great is YOUR bladesharp
bytecaster: @Mangledpixel That makes me wonder even more what Shakespeare in klingon would backtranslate to
shushu2539: MTGA shuffle algorithm: put 20 lands together and the rest in random order
Mangledpixel: well, it's actually a verb, so it's more "your blade's being sharp is great"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @jacqui_lantern234 wow. you incepted the entire chat. well done.
Foxmar320: 29 is not 0
jacqui_lantern234:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth yay im helping
bytecaster: Classic case of "Eject the Warp Core Concede"
TXC2: we're on the board!
GredGredmansson: wow, that player sacrificed THEMSELF to the warp core
Mangledpixel: was it qurgh?
Mangledpixel: because I've worked with him
bytecaster: Does Klingon not have a word for mana value? smh
GredGredmansson: yeah the surprising word that I found out didn't exist as "creature"
mewietwoie150: its all above borg
GredGredmansson: there are klingon words for "person" and "animal" but not a single word that encompasses both
jarnatan: Who's got two thumbs and showed up to Trek prerelease wearing a sick TNG hoodie only for it to be so unbearably hot I never got to wear it? This fucken guy right here that's who
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what about "lifeform?"
lightfut: I have to hear about the subtle linguistic differences between instant and sorcery
TXC2: "this honourless Pe'taq has mana value!"
jacqui_lantern234: A KNIFE!!! NYOOO!
Mangledpixel: yep, and they added it a while ago, which is how I suspected that there were official Klingon translations upcoming in this set
TehAmelie: to Klingon Polynesia to find the Klingon word for "mana"!
TXC2:
I'm Sorry, but Cleveland Booker is not a Star trek name
jarnatan: @TXC2 Next you're gonna say Duncan Idaho is not a Dune name
Kentosaurus: @TXC2 yes, he sounds like a noir detective character
Mangledpixel: before they added 'creature', I used a construction using the verb 'to live', to basically make 'living thing'
Dromos_GHG: That's Thomas
bytecaster: Riker getting duplicated yet again
GredGredmansson: LOL
GredGredmansson: so, is Mirror Riker the clean-shaven one
MrPipboy3000: Cleveland Booker sounds like a wrestler from the old territory days
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In my mind, Cleveland Booker is related to Shepherd Book, and no one can tell me otherwise.
jarnatan: Khaaaaaaan't draw cards club
GredGredmansson: uhuhuh
johnnylongtorso: a
TheLadyMakai: echos?
jacqui_lantern234: A A A A A
GredGredmansson: uhuh
public_key_reveal_party: We have a morse code button
bytecaster: Maybe our Riker was Thomas all along
FauksStarling: Riker in Exile will be the next miniseries
TheOneInquisitor: We only have a morse code button for . not for _
jarnatan: I think when you're an internet comedian legally all your noises are funny noises
Gekyouryuu: biggest pickup from prerelease weekend: i got the uncommon R/W Kirk in the tribble frame for cents because neither I or my LGS was aware it was turbo rare and expensive until after i bought it
jacqui_lantern234:
@public_key_reveal_party specifically the "dot" button
GredGredmansson: wait i'm just realizing, did duplicate-boimler name himself William after Riker
bytecaster: You said you didn't want to draw lands anymore!
TXC2: GredGredmansson sure did
ghizmou: it's rude to ask extra work of people going on vacation
GredGredmansson: oh my gosh it IS Tenacious D
Sorator13: magic magic magic? (hello friends
TXC2: hello Sorator13 welcome
Kentosaurus: oof
johnnylongtorso: a 3/2 *flyer*
bytecaster: At least with all those Klingons attacking, we'll get into Sto'vo'kor even if we loose!
Krillin_fan: "Gosh I should have killed Riker" Cmdr. Shelby, probably
Sorator13: I feel like many of Riker's foes say that at some point ("gosh, I should've killed Riker!")
Gekyouryuu: a thought: Picard got that drink so often, why didn't he just make it a preset command so he could just say a number or something for his order?
jarnatan: I think if the Enterprise-D crew played Magic, everyone would assume Data would build a crazy complicated combo deck and get absolutely demolished by his obscenely efficient aggro deck and he'd be like "is the purpose of the game not to be the first to reduce the opponent's life total to zero?"
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu Ordering a "number 1"
TXC2: Gekyouryuu the Doyalist answers is because its not good television, the Watsonian is maybe Picard just likes saying the words?
Raincoast_Bear: Rikers good. I watched my opponents buffed Lt Cmdr Data punch out Humpback whales.
Foxmar320: One time magical Xmas land?
bytecaster: @TXC2 They do have good mouthfeel!
TheOneInquisitor: Burn spell in hand
couchboyj: Tea is as much about the ritual as it is the beverage
jarnatan: I've worked at my job for a year. I only bookmarked the system I log into ever day this week
bytecaster: Maybe he likes the ritual
johnnylongtorso: I'm only going to say this one more time: COFFEE, BLACK
GredGredmansson: question for trek fans, if T'Lyn got a card in this set would she be mono-red
bytecaster: Foiled by land yet again!
Foxmar320: Booo
TehAmelie: i think even if you give the same order a thousand time, you have to think about the words you're saying each time to be a good captain
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't remember who T'Lyn is.
Foxmar320: hahahaaa
GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth the vulcan from lower decks
TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth Vulcan on lower decks
RhymesWithMoose: I feel like "tea" has to be a pretty complex preset in and of itself.
Makimachine: @GredGredmansson Because she is a crazy emotional Vulcan?
bytecaster: The moonbase is going even deeper underground somehow
Dromos_GHG: Going thur a wormhole
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, I need to finish lower decks.
Jethrain: Shuffler's haunted
jarnatan: Is an orbiting underground moonbase not itself a tunnel?
GredGredmansson: @Makimachine by vulcan standards yes
DukeofFliesOxO: now you can always just say mics haunted
psychopathicjaz: hi graham. whats up
johnnylongtorso: @RhymesWithMoose there are 538 variations of tea in the database, please specify
thedepthandbreadthofseth: To be fair, the moonbase is in orbit... underground.
Makimachine: @GredGredmansson Yup
TheOneInquisitor: "The moonbase is going through a tunnel... THE MOONBASE IS GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL?" feels like a bit to save for later
Gekyouryuu: ultimecia?
public_key_reveal_party: I will say I have wanted to try to get into star Trek for a while, I just kinda don't know where to start
ghizmou: double party hat
GredGredmansson: most vulcans don't "trust their gut" or "do something because they feel like it"
PhoenixMelior: It looks like a homestuck
TXC2: an FF character is likely
bytecaster: Are we bombarding the hologram?
Mindfire13: Gluttonous Guest showcase art
bytecaster: (I just wanted to write that sentence tbh)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: everyone pray for my xenobotanist, it's holding my whole deck together.
bytecaster: Maybe opponent just really doesn't like the EMH?
Dromos_GHG: How did they settle on the number of 'a's in Khaaaaaaaaaan! card name?
Mangledpixel: huh, the official translation for the 'equip' keyword is {luch peS} - 'supply equipment', whereas I went with the more succinct {jom} - 'install/put on'. Funny how these things go.
johnnylongtorso: something I've been curious about is if the "dilemma" mechanic were a reference to the old Decipher Star Trek CCG, where Dilemma was a card type
GredGredmansson: it could very well be
Desdae: Wait to see waht they pick?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @johnnylongtorso felt that way to me. I also want to put all the appropriate alt art cards into the decipher game.
TXC2: I find this card's name interesting, given D'ghor was the Klingon that Quark had to fight
Mangledpixel: D'ghor is a Klingon house
Makimachine: Decipher did make two of the best CCGs
GredGredmansson: !card planetary bombardment
LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
bytecaster: Janeway has discovered Cardassia!
DukeofFliesOxO: can sac to surveil then bombardment for 4
TheOneInquisitor: I'm still confused as to why every UB set has a different gainland cycle
DukeofFliesOxO: love that synergy
GredGredmansson: we can landfall, sac the worm to l'rell, then kill with bombardment?
TheOneInquisitor: Did gavin or someone like, ever explain that?
GredGredmansson: that also works
bytecaster: Remember chat: Always bombard Janeway!
Mangledpixel: {Daghor} also, coincidentally means 'you break them'
couchboyj: Generally new gain land cycles have a type that is relevant to the set
DukeofFliesOxO: plus more different named lands for strange new worlds
johnnylongtorso: but is he a gentleman?
TheOneInquisitor: He just keeps losing jobs
TXC2: TheOneInquisitor the gain lands are some the easiest, least likely to break things in standard, set of lands they can reprint
TXC2: Mangledpixel neat!
Gekyouryuu: as a Ferengi, do we refer to Nog as Sales Figure of Destiny?
bytecaster: Big pumpies!
GredGredmansson: Ferengi of Destiny
johnnylongtorso: aw, I got one of those Nomad space probes following me
tsp397: Big pump mana
jarnatan: Rogue Artificial Intelligence isn't even a rogue what's the point
gaudete91: Why not keep it and tutor for the land you needed?
TXC2: Arguably, Rom is THE Ferengi of destiny
bytecaster: Yeah, the Enterprise-D seems very good
Sorator13: !card enterprise-D
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bytecaster: Enterprise first?
jarnatan: The U.S.S. Enterprise-D's nuts. It really, really is. So nuts.
bytecaster: Worms! Worms! Worms!
DukeofFliesOxO: gotta be a lethal attack next turn
TXC2: !card death is lrrelevant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
bytecaster: I don't think the Cerritos usually wins against the Enterprise-D
kristian_fischer: Ahoy G. We Stir Trucking?
Micalovits: Mmm... Lethal Worms
TXC2: hello Krillin_fan welcome
jarnatan: Burnham: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"; Booker: "Especially then."
GredGredmansson: @bytecaster its that bit from the intro when it shows up to the space battle and immediately turns around
Raincoast_Bear: I saw your pics from the MtG Trek event in LA - cool stuff!
Mangledpixel: @GredGredmansson I love that shot, especially that they kept adding to it each season
Gekyouryuu: Graham, I'm curious: have you ever seen the Robot Chicken bit where they do Wrath of Khan as an opera in Italian?
kristian_fischer: Working together, IN COMPLETE AND UTTER TRUST!
tsp397: I've seen that two parter
jarnatan: I mean working together was canonically the last thing the Tal Shiar and Obsidian Order did
Krillin_fan: @TXC2 howdy!
TXC2: working together, AND NOTHING WENT WRONG
GredGredmansson: can give ANY attacking creature deathtouch
bytecaster: @jarnatan Lets hope the opponents don't have a founder
kristian_fischer: Andromemadan Robits
GredGredmansson: boo
Raincoast_Bear: OK, so the Mudd's Planet Androids were not from Andromeda as far as I know....
TheOneInquisitor: Is this the first time drawing it
jhmv: hello chat, Gram, disembodied Kathleem
TXC2: are the automatons from the 2nd Mudd Episode?
jhmv: how goes the magic
Raincoast_Bear: Q-thleen!
TXC2: hello jhmv welcome
johnnylongtorso: the I, Mudd androids were just on some planet that Mudd found, I think
Raincoast_Bear: The art implies they are Mudd androids.
Gekyouryuu: i had fun at my prerelease with 3 Andromedan Androids, 3 Xindi Surveyors, 2 of the 2G creature that puts a counter on etb and gives creatures with counters trample
KadmosTech: Good afternoon chat!🖖
MrPipboy3000: @Raincoast_Bear I know its not, but Mudd Androids sounds like a racial slur
jarnatan: "mud androids" weren't that the low power mobs the power rangers had to fight in the middle of every episode
TXC2: yeah, 'cuase "andromadian" makes me think of the aliens that make the crew into shapes and the "it's....it's Green" comes from
TXC2: hello KadmosTech welcome
Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^
jarnatan: Captain Burnham carried my prerelease deck
boyesie: The star trek event looked like such a cool time, and it was wild, i saw your posts about it, and then a cosplayer i follow also posted about being there for it aswell
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Mangledpixel: the 'Makers' of the androids were in fact from the Andromeda Galaxy
TXC2: Mangledpixel huh, heck of a deep cut then
Mangledpixel: not related to the Andromedans from that other episode
Mangledpixel: no, he isn't
TXC2: Harcount Funton Mudd is Human
TXC2: *Harcourt
johnnylongtorso: 3, counting the awful Discovery one
gnomebot1: 20 months and counting
kristian_fischer: Only a human would have a name like that.
Mangledpixel: he found the outpost made by the Makers, who were from Andromeda
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: he was in Discovery. Rain Wilson. Excellent casting.
kristian_fischer: Yaaaaaaaaay!
Mangledpixel: like many things, he appropriated the androids
jarnatan: Casting and/or beaming up Final Frontier to make a land drop, triggering Gray and Adira to make a copy of David and Carol which makes a new planet token for the second land drop is a lot of easily repeatable Michael Burnham triggers. Absolutely pasted my opponents at prerelease
Sorator13: !holodeck
Sorator13: !card holodeck
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Raincoast_Bear: Memory Alpha says the androids makers are from Andromeda but I don't recall that being established in the episode or their appearances on Disco.
Sorator13: !card the holodeck
LRRbot: The Holodeck [7] | Legendary Artifact | Once during each of your turns, you may play a permanent card you own from outside the game or from your graveyard.
TheOneInquisitor: Hand: Unlimited
SolarBlitz1: We can just get him back if needed
Sorator13: okay, it doesn't have a cost or anything, that is *sweet*
SolarBlitz1: Oh the drone is a perfect blocker with the holodeck
lightfut: Yeah holodeck let's you play from the yard too
MrPipboy3000: But now is Riker out of the game? So can we cast him with the holodeck? (I know you can't, but c'mon!)
drewm1022: Yeah but its gonna happen at some point.
KadmosTech: "a card you own from outside the game" I cast Uno Reverse
KadmosTech:
bytecaster: Sorry, Tasha, it's a canonical event
kristian_fischer: I cast this 9 of Pentacles!
TXC2: aha Kelvans was the names of the other Aliens from Andromeda
TheOneInquisitor: But only one of them
TheOneInquisitor: So can we dab on them with a good blue card now
jarnatan: I want the wish effect that lets you play your opponent's sideboard
Sorator13:
@jarnatan now that would be truly rude
Intra86: Tasha should be used to it by now.
Sorator13: @Intra86 does one ever get used to dying?
Mangledpixel: Raincoast_Bear dialogue from 'I, Mudd': "The makers designed us. They came from the galaxy of Andromeda."
Dromos_GHG: is something in exile considered outside the game for Holodeck?
Sorator13: @Dromos_GHG No, because it's still in the game - it's in the exile zone
Dromos_GHG: thanx
bytecaster: We have sent so many Klingons to Sto'vo'kor at this point
MrPipboy3000: any removal in the sideboard? Throw down a green land and then don't you have the green fight spell?
GredGredmansson: holodeck can't cast nonpermanent spells
Datnade012: Picard says thr line?!? That rules!!!
Datnade012: The
kristian_fischer: "Why can't I hold all these dead Klingons?"
raulghoulia: Fecklar must be pissed at us
Raincoast_Bear: @Mangledpixel Wow - thanks MP. That's not a line I remember.
Foxmar320: Poor Will
raulghoulia: Surely one of these was Thomas
GredGredmansson: what kind of holodeck program is this that keeps killing riker
Mangledpixel: @Raincoast_Bear it is a single blink-and-you-miss-it reference
Datnade012: Is Thomas Riker in the set?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "Stop killing Will Riker" Troy, pressumably.
GredGredmansson: get another land from the sideboard?
fungal_bird: Did Thomas Riker get a card?
kristian_fischer: Get some beef on the board. BEEF!
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GredGredmansson: @fungal_bird no
TXC2: hello Raiders !
bytecaster: They got our holo deck!
SergeYager: mr stark
Foxmar320: Raiders!
Foxmar320: Thats rude
Bruceski: The holodeck is on trial
GredGredmansson: the holodeck is wanted for questioning
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bytecaster: Now L'Rell cen send herself to Sto'vo'kor!
omdorastrix: If you ever clone William - then it should be Thomas
kristian_fischer: Ahoy, Brew Crew!
DylPage: We need to determine if the holodeck is a person or if it's property.
MrPipboy3000: do we have lethat with menace and the tea?
Mangledpixel: raiders off the starboard bow!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey brewers!
Juliamon: Significantly fewer space drugs here.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait... eh, close enough.
fungal_bird: I guess the Tuvix card covered the "transporter accident creating a new being" thing lol
TXC2: holodeck is a material witness in Data's trial
Sorator13: @Juliamon Tea is caffeinated, it counts!
fungal_bird: Impossible Choice*
Marvoleath: oh, force ghost Kathleen?
Pheonix888:
I watched your good morning moonbase from yesterday, it was so great hearing about the startrek event and meeting everyone.
Marvoleath: wait, wrong star thing
gnomebot1: I had a great prerelease pool! red white with 2 sacred foundries.
Sorator13:
@Marvoleath was about to say
Foxmar320: lol
TXC2: the same Devil'd L'rell
kristian_fischer: No, I am different other L'Rell. :adjusts mustache:
GredGredmansson: yeah i really enjoy the feel of this
Foxmar320: Set looks great imo
Marvoleath: My luke-warm take is that Borgs actually feel Magic-like
jarnatan: Yeah this set is not like, in contention for best set ever, but it's still a banger
Marvoleath: close enough to Phyrexia
raulghoulia: It was really funny seeing Ben get all the references by way of Futurama
TXC2: "I am how you say Russian L'RellO'vitch"
GredGredmansson: @Marvoleath new phyrexia had to get the idea from somewhere
Raincoast_Bear: The Andromedans I remember are Kelvans from By Any Other Name. Mudd also had androids in the Short Trek he was featured in, implying he had had previous dealing with them.
CabooseFails: @Marvoleath They can pry my slivers from my cold dead hand
Marvoleath:
@GredGredmansson well, they got it from old Phyrexia 
GredGredmansson: @raulghoulia ben is also correct in that "V-Giny" cannot and should not be spoken aloud
HedgehogKnight: I was hoping this set would be bad so the 2nd Star Trek set would be great but the third wouldn't be great again
NonchalantAvenger:
honestly, gamie-playing feedback hasn't been that positive sadly 
Raincoast_Bear: Gamesters of Triskelion!
NonchalantAvenger: but coming after Banger FRA set is tough job
GredGredmansson: i also love how Riker's Island Prison is now specifically Commander William Riker's Island
torlynic: I'm so excite for Atlanta!!!
KadmosTech: Went to a prerelease for the cards, I look forward to playing after I've actually learned how MTG works lol
Datnade012: I'm liking this set as much as I liked MSH, which is to say, quite well!
Mangledpixel: Vulcan
Dr_fragenstien: I just finished TOS with the last movie two days before the PPR
TXC2: basically Vulcan Jesus
phoenixfeather14: Vulcan not Klingon
Raincoast_Bear: Savage Curtain
Dr_fragenstien: OH man I remember that episode
Dromos_GHG: Oooohhh is that the ep that card is referencing?!?! Ha!
KingOfDoma: Surak is just Vulcan Jesus
Dr_fragenstien: What a goofy premise
NonchalantAvenger: which of the 2 of u is going to the US this con? u or Kat?
PhoenixMelior: Poor Kathleen, that sounds rough
TXC2: vs Kahless, who is Klingon Jesus
Raincoast_Bear: and Kahless
torlynic: lets all send soup to kathleen
KadmosTech: 🍲
bytecaster: @torlynic That is gonna be some mailtime
Raincoast_Bear: Plomeek Soup for Kathleen.
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Uniclonus: Aren't we all slowly dying?
phoenixfeather14: Hope you feel better soon, Kathleen!
torlynic: @bytecaster id watch it though
TheOneInquisitor: Well that feels like a cast only the 60s could come up with
GredGredmansson: its the least threatening of all your big guys pretty sure
bytecaster: Can we also get Kathleen some "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"?
Xed_Regulus: I'm sorry, Kathleen! I've been sick and off work all week
NonchalantAvenger: yey anither Graham VLog!! also feel better kat!!
Dr_fragenstien: I have to say I love the amount of TAS there is
Gaelan_Maestro: lucky number 13
fungal_bird: My opinion on UB has settled on simply desiring that each set had a bespoke border for ALL cards, not just showcase. I might build a set cube for Trek and proxy the cards as needed so they are all in the LCARS border
TalpTheScot: kathleen goes in to hibernation
PhoenixMelior: Oh i wish. I always sleep worse when I'm sick
Raincoast_Bear: Kathleen Hibernation.
Mangledpixel: my headcanon is that, because they extracted the images from the minds of the people on the ship, there was just someone with a rather racist caricature of Kahless in their mind
TXC2: PhoenixMelior same
PhoenixMelior: Nyquil does that to me too!
kenry6: Alternate version of the More Sleep Crapshot
johnnylongtorso: cold medicine just makes me feel worse
NonchalantAvenger: hallucination sounds like fun
KadmosTech: OMG I have the *strangest* dreams on NyQuil
Raincoast_Bear: It gives me nightmares
Dr_fragenstien: There’s a reason people use it to get high
PhoenixMelior: If i need to sleep i have to take a benadryl
Sorator13: yeah, I get that "recovery mode infini-sleep" too, except that I can't sleep without a CPAP so I have to periodically take something to stop the mucus from overwhelming my ability to breathe
TalpTheScot: oh man death is irrelvant ruled for me at prerelease... then it got ruled of acquistioned away from me. wasnt even mad
TXC2: Mangledpixel and Genghis Khan for that matter
kristian_fischer: Unwanted hallucinations are SCARY
Mangledpixel: TXC2 indeed
NonchalantAvenger: fair fair
jarnatan: Heard a doctor say once that unmedicated a cold lasts about a week, and medicated it lasts about seven days
Sorator13: also I had a friend in high school who intentionally took a lot of nyquil to trip out, and it was Not a fun time for him
fungal_bird: When you're sick all you want is to feel better, not be sick AND tripping out
Kazman20a: yeah, Nyquil acts as a pretty good stimulant for me except fot the hallucinations
GredGredmansson: well no you're drawing 2 nonland cards
PhoenixMelior: @jarnatan wisdom
Raincoast_Bear: Yes, but you're treating the symptoms
PhoenixMelior: Yeah alleviating the pain can help sometimes
Sorator13: I do hope you feel better soon, Kathleen
GredGredmansson:
sirzechs_666: to quote Spock from the Excalbian episode: "Greeting Image of Surak"
boyesie: I count myself lucky everytime my partner gets a cold that i have a resiliant immune system and 3 days of lemsip will sort me out when shes out of commission for a week atleast
TalpTheScot: it wins games
SolarBlitz1: 2/2 indestructable lifelink too from Zero
PhoenixMelior: A mind bus
GredGredmansson: right zero is already an artifact creature
Xed_Regulus: I had to hit up the ER yesterday, They gave me too IVs of fluids, and diagnosed me with having infected salivary glands. If it is bacterial, okay, just self-isolate. If it is viral, then it could be the mumps.
raulghoulia: What are the black waves irradiadating from Riker and the Chaditch?
Sorator13: @Xed_Regulus Oh dear. Sending you "be well" wishes!
Marvoleath: @raulghoulia summoning sickness, I assume
TXC2: A mind bus, a head eff, a cranium crap
Marvoleath: (cant attack or be tapped yet)
Sorator13: @raulghoulia indicates summoning sickness (can't tap to active abilities or attack)
Mangledpixel: fun fact: no actor pronounced {cha'DIch} correctly - the I is a short I, as in 'hit', not 'ee' as in 'sleeve'
Mangledpixel: so it sounds closer to 'chah-DITCH'
sirzechs_666: "Mr Data May i suggest you take commander Riker to the brigg"
TheOneInquisitor: That flier might be a porblem yeah
raulghoulia: I have not seen the summoning sickness tech before. Neat
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Xed_Regulus: @Sorator13 Thank you. It is a slow healing process
GredGredmansson: I AM AGIMUS AND I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE
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NonchalantAvenger: no spoilers but did u catch the Visionquest finale?
jibkat:
kristian_fischer: G, this is my 15-year anniversary of watching LRR. Gotta mark it.
MrPipboy3000: The booker bump helps the lifelinker
jacqui_lantern234:
thats so generous, but also #Dodged
bytecaster: A second Oberth
TalpTheScot: thats so rude
KadmosTech: Twoberth
bytecaster: A whole fleet of Oberth class
WiJohn: Oberth OP please nerf
johnnylongtorso: this is the first time an Oberth-class ship has presented a tactical threat
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Dr_fragenstien: I think op is making a mistake by crewing
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coriolis_storm: Oberth? No, O-nerf!
jarnatan: can't believe they're attacking you with a desert bus
bytecaster: If only worms knew how to block, but alas, they don't
TXC2: Worms know only violence
Mangledpixel: "May your enemies run in fear"
MrPipboy3000: they dead next turn with Booker unless they get more blockers
Raincoast_Bear: Nice to see Prodigy represented in the set. I have not seen any cards in the style of TAS.
Aloe_Marowak: Is it time for Opp to experience Beej?
Flyingdelorion: This card is nuts! I love it!
Triskaidekaphobia: @kristian_fischer Thanks for the gift sub!
GredGredmansson: @Raincoast_Bear there are a few TAS cards, like Spock's pet Sehlat
johnnylongtorso: @Raincoast_Bear Arex and M'Ress are in the Commander decks, IIRC, and there's a Phylosian creature
TheMerricat:
You've got to play holodeck.
sirzechs_666: ok which one of the Oberth's is the USS Grisom and which one is the USS Tsiolkovsky
Foxmar320: Spicy
NonchalantAvenger: attack first
GredGredmansson: can we even play anything with holodeck this turn
NonchalantAvenger: just with lifelinker i think
GredGredmansson: depending on what they block with we can get one of the ones that die
Raincoast_Bear: Ah, True. I have been the Sehlat and Phylosian doctor card, though not using TAS art style.
ELD_Winterlight: Only their 4/5 sirvive if you pump, they can't crack back
coriolis_storm: @raincoast_bear No, but they are a few in the Commander sets, and Kzin appear on a non creature card
jarnatan: Those worms are the size of pickup trucks and can mesmerize their prey, they are not to be fucked with. But to be fair an Oberth class is still a starship, even if it's the least starship to ever starship
bytecaster: We can get a gain land from the sideboard for an extra life too, right?
Desdae: ONly 3 blockers as worm can't
TheOneInquisitor: And if they let anything through they die
Desdae: Oh drone
MrPipboy3000: you can heal one from a land in the sideboard
HedgehogKnight: You are gaining 6
GredGredmansson: ooh, pump and we can steal their Una
Aloe_Marowak: Woahhhh
jarnatan: I still can't believe that when they finally gave Number One from the original TOS pilot a name, it was fucken Una
Aloe_Marowak: Okay the Holodeck is really cool for this format!!
TheLadyMakai: Done that at my desk before, Kathleen lol
TXC2: not just Una, Una CHIN
TheLadyMakai: gg
Aloe_Marowak: GG!!
raulghoulia: Holodeck good
KadmosTech:
coriolis_storm: “Kathleen is not usually that flexible” Graham thought, presumably
Marvoleath:
TheLadyMakai: neeewwww achievement!
sirzechs_666: Well the Grisom blew up again
TXC2: cheevo get!
TheOneInquisitor: Aw man I forgot to get the Bane of Beleren title
TheMerricat:
Ok that's just an insult chat.
KadmosTech: Why 47?
GredGredmansson: what does 47 matter and how is it better than 42
johnnylongtorso: for whatever reason, the TNG writers stuck the number 47 into as many episodes as possible
Mangledpixel: because it was a meme at the college that many Trek writers attended
TheMerricat: For the year 47, please see 1st century. The number 47 makes frequent recurrences in dialogues and on computer screens in Star Trek. The origin of the significance of 47 can be traced to Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Voyager writer Joe Menosky, who attended Pomona College in California. There is a club at Pomona called The 47 Society, which claims that there exists a mathematical proof that all numbers are equal to 47, and that the number 47 occurs with greater frequency in natu
TXC2: 47 was the door number of one of the writer's room's when they were at college
sirzechs_666: yep its picards authorisation code in Insurection "Picard 47 Alpha Tango"
Krillin_fan: "47 is 42 corrected for inflation" ~ Rick Berman, that got a good chuckle from me
KadmosTech: @GredGredmansson the PADD version of The Hitchiker's Guide had a typo
HedgehogKnight: 47? In a row?
Mangledpixel: it often gets referenced as 4 point 7, or 7 point 4
Marvoleath: you can also make sounds with the keys on the arms of the chair
Aloe_Marowak: I love having a Holodeck be where the games play out ngl
TheOneInquisitor: They had to substract 20 off of it in the Distant Future for reasons unclear
Amazonian: bing bong
Pikaminer1245:
513 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
TXC2: hello raiders!
jarnatan: Tea, Earl Grey, hot is not a drink order, it's Lord Byron asking his buddy Grey for some hot goss
NazTMann: @HedgehogKnight Try not to make any references on your way out to the parking lot!
GedankenPalast_:
@Amazonian 
Sorator13: hello friends!
Amazonian: hii fellow trekkie
Mangledpixel: raiders on the starboard bow!
johnnylongtorso: I hate that damn shuttlecraft
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya Amazonian and raiders
TheMerricat:
So there was a video of all the times Picard said "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" it's actually only 19 seconds long because while it's a meme, he really only says it 7-9 times.
Mythallian: Amy said to ask whats your favorite series
Amazonian: I will be in Atlanta
boyesie: Star trekkin across the universe...
Sorator13: We have a holodeck, so we're doing gross things when we can play it
Sorator13: also death is irrelevant
Amazonian: You can't watch DS9 without watching TNG though
GredGredmansson: lower decks lower decks
jarnatan: TNG is my favourite series, DS9 is probably better, but the one I rewatch the most is VOY and it's not close
TehAmelie: i think Lower Decks is peak Star Trek. i'm the sickos.
Syntheticuh: has G given a kirk or picard answer? obviously both are amazing but with how different they are everyone has a slight preference
Wolfstrike_NL: For new people: Yes, Graham is married to the disembodied voice of Kathleen
TXC2: "why is Ben so angry at this bald man"
PhoenixMelior: Remember when people used to be surprised that you were dating/married in checkpoint comments
Mangledpixel: the way Picard's face falls when Sisko says that
raulghoulia: Picard is a role model
Spades_Slicc: Got it, watching DS9, then Lower Decks, then the new gen movies and that's it
Makimachine: DS9 also deconstructs the myth, and for that you need to have watched at least some other Star Trek.
johnnylongtorso: "we met in battle"
sirzechs_666: One of my friends says thet Deep Space Nine is DS9: AKA O'Brian must suffer
Mal2mad: Ayup, that's on episode 1 of DS9!
GredGredmansson: "number one your thougts
KadmosTech: "I'm sorry for what I did when I was dr-...borg"
varmintx0: *tugs collar* awwwkward.
Amazonian: It's great
raulghoulia: @TehAmelie Agreed
Amazonian: I love the DS9 characters
RhymesWithMoose: Also, In The Pale Moonlight is arguably the best Star Trek episode, and one of the finest hours of television I have ever seen.
TehAmelie: Deep Space 9 is my favorite card in the set i have seen though
jacqui_lantern234: @Amazonian YOURE GREAT!!!
TXC2: Makimachine I'd argue that it deconstructs then reconstructs it
Amazonian: You need to put full control on probablyu
TehAmelie: Deep Speep Neep
Amazonian: arena is dumb
Bruceski: @sirzechs_666 He's the everyman character and so gets stuck in a lot of "we want bad things to happen that aren't centered around somebody's backstory" episodes.
GredGredmansson: yeah you probably auto'd through 2nd main
Makimachine: @TXC2 I can agree to that.
Toaster_Strooder: @TehAmelie I am always saying thi s
rosesmcgee: @sirzechs_666 The O'Brien Must Suffer episodes were all great
PhoenixMelior: Kathleen love her a criminal
TheMerricat: DS9 has an arc, the villains show up for more than two episodes.
MrPipboy3000: DS9 also doesn't have perfect heroes, and thats also more interesting
Greyah: One thing this set has done is made me interested in watching Star Trek. In no small part because y'all make it sound interesting.
GredGredmansson: and now he is canonically the most important person in starfleet per lower decks
Bruceski: I love Kai Winn. Walked onto her first episode as a one-off and they said "wow, we hate her, let's get her again."
raulghoulia: Who is a better villain than the Outrageous Okona?
mizzytastic: When I started watching star trek on TV (as opposed to my parents TNG vhs) I was allowed to watch voyager but not ds9 because it was too grown up
johnnylongtorso: drink your prune juice
Gekyouryuu: under modern sensibilities, DS9 could also be called "Keeping Up with the Cardassians"
kaijuknight428: Dukat was such a good villain
Aloe_Marowak: @Greyah I'm starting with Enterprise and doing one episode a week. It's a good way to get into Star Trek
sirzechs_666: And then In Picard Season 3 Picard meets another captain that he faced at Wolf 359 as locutus
TXC2:
raulghoulia the writer of that episdoe
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu I- oooh, don't like that. even though it's absolutely correct.
rosesmcgee: @raulghoulia In no particular order, Kai Winn, Dukat, Damar, Weyoun, Quark, Rom, Tribbles
Makimachine: @sirzechs_666 He's just a dipshit from Chicago.
TheMerricat: !card eject the warp core
LRRbot: Eject the Warp Core [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
RhymesWithMoose: On the other hand, Colm Meaney carries the Miles Must Suffer incredibly, so I get why they kept going there.
mizzytastic: @Gekyouryuu My Mum can not say Kardashians to save her life, it's always Cardassians, she doesn't even realise she's doing it
TXC2: also DS9 has Nog, who has one of the best character arcs in all of television
KadmosTech: Hollaaa (deck)
Amazonian: hii
TheMerricat: @TXC2 💯
Amazonian: Just Deep Space Drama
Sorator13: @KadmosTech there ain't no holla deck girl
Xed_Regulus: Although, speaking of great TNG villains, what about Gul Madred?
sirzechs_666: @Makimachine and just a engineer at heart
Amazonian: Total Deep Space 9
jarnatan: Worf is the character that has shown up in most episodes of all of Star Trek. O'Brien is the second most prolific character in all of Star Trek
rosesmcgee: General Kira
sirzechs_666: Colonel Kira
Amazonian: Kira's title
Amazonian: everyone's favorite ass kicking terrorist
rosesmcgee: Intendent Kira, but not that one
TheMerricat: !card planetary bombardment
LRRbot: Planetary Bombardment [R] | Sorcery | Planetary Bombardment deals 2 damage to target creature. Planetary Bombardment deals 4 damage to that creature instead if a creature died this turn.
KadmosTech: Brigadier General Kira
raulghoulia: Bring back Michelle Forbes. Ro Laren is the best character
Mangledpixel: have you seen the documentary What We Left Behind? as part of it the writers room got back together and pitched a first episode of a new DS9 series
Amazonian: baby obrien
Amazonian: She was also feral that one time
Makimachine: @raulghoulia Did you watch Picard?
sirzechs_666: So Basicly the story that they came up with in the "Whay We Left Behind" Documentry
TXC2: still played by the same actress?
jarnatan: Kira-Yoshi is an Indiana Jones xenobotanist
raulghoulia: @Makimachine Missed that one
TehAmelie: if Holodeck pops off, it feels low key like you're playing a sub-game, but one-sided. you've got a whole simulated reality on your side!
Amazonian: and I imagine Kira also feels some kinship for Molly because of the whole... carrying
Uniclonus: @Amazonian Until that one vanished due to timey-wimeyness
kusinohki: kul da jeff tubes...
Amazonian: @Uniclonus Just gotta undo the time
rosesmcgee: Humanitarian aid to planets ravaged by the Dominion, like the Quickening
KadmosTech: Husband canon in at least one universe
Amazonian: ohh it was the OTHER baby
Amazonian: baby2
Mangledpixel: Hoshi
jarnatan: Kira-Yoshi
GredGredmansson: @KadmosTech lower decks lower decks
johnnylongtorso: Kirayoshi
Amazonian: Thank you nerds
KingOfDoma: Kirayoshi
TXC2: great fake title card I saw today was "Wait, Gerak's into women?"
jarnatan: Hoshi was the comms officer in ENT
RhymesWithMoose: Look, if the writers don't declare those two married, the actors will.
Mangledpixel: oh right
Amazonian: Aww the sad little orphan coughs
Amazonian: I'm sending you virtual tea and honey
Amazonian: My fanfiction? My LACK of fanfiction?
Makimachine: @RhymesWithMoose They're married in Lower Decks.
rosesmcgee: AO3 is down and it's actively killing Kathleen
Toaster_Strooder: @TehAmelie Creating an entire alternative reality to source all your firepower from... what, like some kind of Reality Fracture?
TheMerricat: You can take out the shuttle craft and the specialist with cards in hand.
TXC2: AO3 will come back, we just have to believe
Amazonian: Kathleen, I have been directly sent files from my fellow perverts and have been reading my friend's collection that is entirely "the cop car has massive honkers"
GredGredmansson: the 2 weeks are almost up
RhymesWithMoose: And Jake coming back to DS9 would provide a good excuse for a Sisko cameo via a vision - since I don't remember if those two ever got to say goodbye.
Mangledpixel: anyway, I gtg. until later, {QuvlIjDaq yIH tu'be'lu'jaj} - may your coordinates be free of tribbles.
MrPipboy3000: Shut up Westly
TXC2: so long Mangledpixel stay safe
sirzechs_666: Yep i can picture Kiriyoshi as Just being assigned to DS9 as a Cadet Starting his Field Studies
Amazonian: What a beautiful thing.
Amazonian: Sharing is caring
Makimachine: @MrPipboy3000 Please don't. Wil does not like that.
Dog_of_Myth: Fanfic finds a way
GredGredmansson: oh hey that's lore, hi lore
MrPipboy3000: @Makimachine I do not have a high opinion of him as a person, but I can understand why one wouldn't like it.
rosesmcgee: Market is saturated
Sorator13: but, yknow, the organic friend-to-friend sharing, not the "hey I used a LLM to scrape all the publicly-available fics ever posted and you can pay me $10 to turn any fic into an audiobook" nonsense
Amazonian: She's just not into it
TXC2: governments can ban facesiting all they like, the horny is still gonna horn
ghizmou: what about a car with a big trunk
Amazonian: Unlike me, who is greatly enjoying people giving the robots hefty chests
Spades_Slicc: "I'm not into cars with massive honkers" "this is bait"
2Flower: Are we talking cars, cars, or Disney Pixar cars cars? Because if the ladder, there are some serious discrepancies of anatomical placement
FatBottomedLena: Someone say "Big Trunk"? =D
GredGredmansson: VERY YES
couchboyj: Love a car with a spacious boot
Bainatolie: are maple leafs games banned in the uk now? since they banned choking
bytecaster: Why are we so focused on cars? What about a really attractive bicycle?
GredGredmansson: and play a sideboard land
KadmosTech: @Amazonian Is that a beep-beep pun, or... I have proportions and aerodynamics questions
RhymesWithMoose: I think "but then AO3 was down" has to become a new fanfic trope, or what are we even doing here?
Sorator13: @Bainatolie Only playoffs games, but yes
Toaster_Strooder:
@MrPipboy3000 At the Star Trek prerelease I went to last Saturday, I overheard someone who was disappointed that there wasn't a coutnerspell card named "Shut up Westly"
TXC2: Bainatolie hay ooooo!
2Flower: "Shaka, when AO3 was down"
GredGredmansson: yes
kusinohki: bicycles with a great rack. I mean on a great rack...
bytecaster: The borg are making the enterprise indestructible!
Chronomagistrate: Yup
jarnatan: Your sideboard in limited has an unlimited number of basics
sirzechs_666: Cars with Massive Honkers Why am i picturing a Small Nissan Fitted with a train horn
Sorator13: In real life, too, yep
Amazonian:
@KadmosTech I am trying to keep it from getting automodded
GredGredmansson: from the land-station
Spades_Slicc: No wastes in sideboard V_V
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: wow
Mindfire13: Continuous deck construction means you have access to the land station
KadmosTech:
@Amazonian 
Amazonian: @sirzechs_666 It is a Nissan. Nissan Fairlady Z (Datsun 280ZX)
bytecaster: I feel like an 8 mana card really should win you the game
sirzechs_666: T T Conceeded
petey_vonwho: I had the holodeck in a draft yesterday, but every game ended before I actually got to cast it. Nice to see it gives you basic lands.
jarnatan: There is a card in this set that makes you not lose when your life is below 0, and there is a card in this set called Death is Irrelevant. Yet somehow those are not the same card
TheOneInquisitor: Somehow, the reverse sweep is happening
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Toaster_Strooder: @jarnatan Oh I pulled that card. It. Is. Silly. I love it.
sirzechs_666: @Amazonian i was thining more like the nissan leaf
GredGredmansson: 2 5 drops and 4 guaranteed mana
Thisbymaster: My Cha'Dich
Julian_Rogue: a buddy at pre-release got 2 promo packs one was the Blue red shock the other was holodeck and he told the TO's and they took his holodeck I was so grumpy
DukeofFliesOxO: i just realized halfway through my draft game i'm facing Marshal from Limited Resources i'm nervous now
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Kathleen (get well soon)
kusinohki: does magic have or ever had a literal "you immediately win the game" card??
Bruceski: I've been forgetting to check, have you hit much 5-color soup? It seemed to be all I was playing against in draft.
Sorator13: @TXC2 gnight!
GredGredmansson: "Edosian"
Julian_Rogue: Adotion? Edosian? I don't remember spelling
Bruceski: Half of the soup opponents completely failed to fire.
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TheLadyMakai: Has anyone noticed that they can't craft Spot, felus catus from the set, or am I stupid that he's just not on mtga?
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couchboyj: Klingons and Borg can kinda run over the soupy decks though, so I think that will keep em in check
GredGredmansson: @TheLadyMakai its a commander card
Julian_Rogue: Edosian, is the species
jarnatan: Can't believe they didn't include any Terellians, Terrelians, Terelians, Tyrellians or [...]
Sorator13:
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TheLadyMakai: @GredGredmansson ah gotcha, hadn't looked at his set symbol
Toaster_Strooder: Oh, bits badges have been a thing for a while, I think
Sorator13: Yeah, those have existed for at least a little while now
Jethrain: a loooong while
Alzharade: Quark might be one of my favorite flavor designs of all time.
marxmarksman: Bajorbs
Juliamon: I think most people who give bits have long ago gotten those badges
jarnatan: Bajorans do love pondering their orbs
VexPup: @kristian_fischer Thanks for the gift sub!
Amazonian: I wis hthat card were Brunt
sirzechs_666: i like the battlefield for the Star trek set in Arena it makes it look tike Wes/ Data is playing against Picard
Cptasparagus: bajorbs
bytecaster: The orb in the art also really got me
Juliamon: So it's not new, it just really rarely comes up
johnnylongtorso: 100% accurate reproduction Orbs for sale
JosephDeath: I mean, there was a whole episode where the Nagus got an orb wasn't there?
Micalovits: Damn, we are on a roll right now
jarnatan: @johnnylongtorso some form of fertility pill?
Amazonian: It looks a bit like him
Amazonian: It's a Vorta at the very least
GredGredmansson: behind the scenes question: were any of you tempted to make up a new Rule Of Acquisition via flavor text? @LoadingReadyRun
Toaster_Strooder: Dominion Supervisor as a card seems pretty powerful, I'm surprised that the speculative price for it isn't higher
GreatGodOm: This new arena battle map poses the question: Are all previous arena battle maps just the holodeck? And we just happen to see behind the curtain this one time?
Amazonian: No, Coombs loves being in every star trek he can be too
sirzechs_666: Last 3 Opponents be like "Computer End Program"
Spades_Slicc: I'm sorry what does jeffrey do?
GredGredmansson: correct
Julian_Rogue: @Spades_Slicc So so much
Chronomagistrate: My feeling/hope is that there might be a Jeffery Coombs Secret Lair
Toaster_Strooder: Maybe he just didn't want to be in a card game for some reason
rosesmcgee: Likeness rights add up, probably
Juliamon: Sometimes things just don't work out.
Bruceski: Maybe we'll get him when they do a Babylon 5 UB
jarnatan: I really cannot believe that we got three Captains Pike and not one of them has the right colours to run Hit It!, his damn catchphrase. That, to me, feels like a mess-up
sirzechs_666: Erica Ortegas She flies the ship
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Amazonian: That is totally possible there's just some weird obscure contract
Toaster_Strooder: Jeffery Coombs Official Trading Card Game
jarnatan: I love Discovery. The card is also pretty good
varmintx0: I mean...that doesn't seem completely absurd.
Amazonian: me when I space mushroom
raulghoulia: Turns out Jeffrey and Gavins are achenemies
Cutriss: Hasbro is just afraid of crossing the Andorian Mining Consortium
bytecaster: Yeah, they got "There is coffee in that nebula" but forgot Jeffrey Coombs, that doesn't seem likely
vibratingsheep: is it time for bouncy-bouncy lands to make worms
couchboyj: A Weyoun reskin of Nine Lives Familiar would have been great
Amazonian: the pay him in worms
jarnatan: @vibratingsheep I beg your pardon
Amazonian:
@couchboyj so real. make it the bonus card of the secret lair
bytecaster: Would you still love me if I started making worms?
EOstby: @RhymesWithMoose I want this to be true now.
vibratingsheep: @jarnatan did I stutter
GreatGodOm: Don't you just hate it when your discovery discovers into your 2nd copy of discovery?
TehAmelie: maybe he just didn't have time to sit for a portrait. i mean they paint the cards from live models, right
GreatGodOm: Apparently my opponent also hated it.
sirzechs_666: Kash: I will leave you as you left her Burried Alive. Burried Alive Burried Alive
rosesmcgee: Maybe if we get a Darkhold Destiny style story set someday...
TheMerricat: Combs played 9-ish characters in Star Trek. Likeness rights _to my knowledge_ are not for the character, but for the actor's likeness themselves. It's just entirely possible that Comb's rate for likeness per character priced him out of what WoTC could justifiy.
Julian_Rogue: If star trek had gotten the darkhold treatment what plot or storyline would you have liked out of a star trek set?
GredGredmansson: gotcha, thanks
Sorator13: yeah, I think this was a pretty big difference from, say, ATLA in that there is *plenty* that already exists to draw from and no need to even consider making new stuff
Juliamon: people want the classic material, not new stuff
Juliamon: a truth many creators struggle with
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youcantlistentobuttons: Hey, just joining in, is that Kathleen on voice?!
Bruceski: @youcantlistentobuttons Yup, she's sick today
Sorator13: @youcantlistentobuttons ye! Sick, unfortunately.
calculated_uncertainties:
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Julian_Rogue: zero has lifeling
youcantlistentobuttons: Nooooooo, Feel Better Kathleen!
Julian_Rogue: lifelink
calculated_uncertainties:
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GredGredmansson: zero could die
itira:
<-- Kathleen
lamina5432: kathleen you also have a cold?
TehAmelie: worm is hungry for battle
GredGredmansson: still a man
GredGredmansson: i assume
GredGredmansson: alternatively
lamina5432: got the lovely shakes, it's a pain
Julian_Rogue: the J is kind of zh sound sounds closer to Kwe-zhon.
jarnatan: <mandatory holograham joke> amirite gamers
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Sorator13: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa looking at some of the options, I think your best bet is Where No One Has Gone Before, (TNG) or maybe Terminal Provocations (Lower Decks)
RebelliousUno: Yo Yo
Juliamon: !vagh
Julian_Rogue: That's a lot of salsa
GredGredmansson: oh i see the combo in their grave, quark makes treasures AND illusions
Desdae: Indestructable hologram sounds terrifying
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Sorator13 interesting!
Sorator13: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I'
Juliamon: a rare opportunity for the ol' MoC commands
Sorator13: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I'm guessing you would probably not do Mudd's Women
ChaoticObserver: Where No One Has Gone Before
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Sorator13 yeah that one was weird, wasn't it
KingOfDoma: Yeah, the first Traveler one
GredGredmansson: join the borg, riker
jarnatan: And his transporter duplicate, Won't Riker
RebelliousUno: Sacrifice a Worm to kill Will Riker
TehAmelie: it's just like fishing
RebelliousUno: seems on brand
Gekyouryuu: "more like WON'T Riker!"
RebelliousUno: spicy
Invitare: Your pah is weak
SolarBlitz1: 20 trample, that's a tough ask
RebelliousUno: is there a 10/4 in this set with Ward
TheMerricat: They have two tramples for 10 each. I think this is DOB.
Sorator13: Pah Wraith has first strike, looks like
Desdae: This doesn't kill the warith
GredGredmansson: block the 10/4?
Sorator13: can you block the unblocked 10/4?
Spades_Slicc: taking 21
GredGredmansson: instead of the 8/3?
DylPage: Blocking non-tramplers soaks more damage.
jarnatan: That's wraithist
Spades_Slicc: taking 19
sirzechs_666: i heard Graham say "Death is irrelevant" and immediately responded with "You Must Comply" guess the collective lives in my brain
Spades_Slicc: oh i didn't see the 7/3
Micalovits: Better to minimize the trample blocking?
Spades_Slicc: taking a hugnormous number
GredGredmansson: oh wow
Julian_Rogue: ggz
RebelliousUno: maybe block the 8/3 instead of the 10/4?
EvilBadman: there's got to be an analogy for some unwinnable thing
lightfut: Maybe don't block the trampl
petey_vonwho: He's dead, Jim
Foxmar320: Dix says hi
lightfut: Welp, rip
Sorator13: blocking the unblocked nontramplers would be better than partial blocking the tramplers, yeah, but it's pretty hard to live regardless
SolarBlitz1: Yeah I think because it's 2 unblocked it wasn't able to get there
johnnylongtorso: I had a great time up until I died
GredGredmansson: they had 20 damage between the tramplers
GredGredmansson: so no
Julian_Rogue: no
TehAmelie: did we get Kobaashi Marued?
RebelliousUno: I don't think the numbers would have been ther
lightfut: Ah right, yeah lucky top deck from them
couchboyj: Did someone cube? Arena cube gives rando packs
Juliamon: oh, cube, yeah
Xed_Regulus: No one every opens them?
TheLadyMakai: Crack A Pack, Arena edition
Aloe_Marowak: Yeah Powered Cube probably
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jarnatan: So who's making a white, blue and black cards only artifacts matter cube and calling it their Borg cube
voren_chalco: Weeeeee!
Toaster_Strooder: Imagine fracturing reality a whole eleven times
Aloe_Marowak: YOOOO AJANI
PhuzNutz: Reality Shatter, amirite?
PhuzNutz: harhar
jarnatan: Reality Shatner more like
Toaster_Strooder: @jarnatan See, that's the smart thing to do. I'm trying to build an artifact creatures deck using green, white, and black.
Julian_Rogue: Oh hey Khan
Amazonian: pog Sheoldred Khanberbatch
jhmv: This is like the opposite of crack a pack. In CaP you crack one pack and yap for one hour, here Gram cracked several packs and didn't say a word
EvilBadman: oh hello benedict sheodredbatch
SolarBlitz1: Benedict The Apocapylse
Toaster_Strooder: Khanberbatch
Mai_Andra: Thar be whales here?
boyesie: Do you have a way to get rid of the kobayashi maru before the lose the game option
jarnatan: Do we think Test of Priorities is a unit test, functional test, integration test, end-to-end test, something else?
shushu2539: what's that smell? oh, it was a gaseous anomaly
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh, @LoadingReadyRun , this came up at my prerelease and you might have insight. Are you aware of any reason they didn't reuse the "formidable" reminder word?
Gaelan_Maestro: cerritos!
jarnatan: @Gaelan_Maestro Bless you
Desdae: Strike force in green
ArcOfTheConclave: 8 total?
Amazonian: btw did you get Of Borg yet?
GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth probably because it doesn't vibe with a lot of star trek, you don't really consider the federation as "formidable"
Julian_Rogue: Interstellar effigy is what you cut
Spades_Slicc: the borg can be included in formidable
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @GredGredmansson I do.
Julian_Rogue: MOOPSY!
EOstby: May have been for text-space reasons as well.
voren_chalco: The guy who founded Vulcan logic was in Tarkir?
Julian_Rogue: @voren_chalco Yea he learned it from dragons
Xed_Regulus: Okay, so while I didn't like the early uniforms from TNG, someone recently made a point; the old jump suits were front zippered, but the later were back zippered. Does that mean Picard had to get an ensign come into his cabin to zip him up every morning?
EOstby: Punch all every bear, and then relieve yourself of all emotions in doing so.
Desdae: You also have wormhole
Toaster_Strooder: @GredGredmansson I mean, there are plenty of other forces in Star Trek that coudl be considered formidable.
youcantlistentobuttons: Seven of nine is in that splash as well, and cares aabout dilemmas
TehAmelie: Q does make that point early on in TNG
Julian_Rogue: @Xed_Regulus I never had trouble zipping myself up in those uniforms. -18 years later: Oh I have Hyper mobile EDS
jarnatan: Stop killing Saurian Explorers to make Saurian Brandy!
Desdae: Do you run the green red planet for land diversity?
Xed_Regulus: @Julian_Rogue Fair, although I doubt that is the case for everyone is Starfleet.
TehAmelie: one tea in the evening is enough eh
jarnatan: There is one T in "the evening", yes
Toaster_Strooder: Sometimes you just need to splash an extra cup on a guy
Julian_Rogue: @Xed_Regulus I imagine they have smart zippers or maybe jut beamed their clothes on XD
phoenixfeather14: @Xed_Regulus Probably just threaded a long ribbon through the zipper pull so he could do it up himself (common for back-closing dresses), though it is an interesting mental image.
EvilBadman: Bad news, your plane now has one door.
jarnatan: Ameneties nuts
Riiiiiiis: we have a new seating option: standing
Julian_Rogue: Very antagonistic
Spades_Slicc: Are the flights . . . cheaper than the ferry?
coriolis_storm: “You get a seat. That’s it”
youcantlistentobuttons: Graham, have you been relegated to cargo?!
Sorator13: unfortunately, seating has been reclassified as an amenity, given the short duration of the flgiht
RatherLargeToad: “New plane has only one wing”
Julian_Rogue: Common goal the borg?
Julian_Rogue: yes
GredGredmansson: !card captain pike
LRRbot: Did you mean: Fleet Captain Christopher Pike; Captain Pike, Fullness of Time
Driosenth: are seat cushions an amenity now? have they gone to hard plastic seats?
GredGredmansson: !card fullness of time
LRRbot: Captain Pike, Fullness of Time [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Officer Scout [*/*] | Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control. / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
Gaelan_Maestro: i got fourth place in my pre release by casting class f shuttlecraft and have my opponent talk himself into scooping
Gaelan_Maestro: XD
sirzechs_666: i can just picture the plane leaving the runway and the captain announces "Cabin Crew Prepare for landing"
GredGredmansson: we also don't have any islands yet
Desdae: And you get a planet from wormhole next turn too
GredGredmansson: ah.
Mai_Andra: "Not so stable after all..."
jarnatan: it's french for "stab the wormhole"
GredGredmansson: "robots, now we are truly diverse"
jarnatan: I always sacrifice a gaseous anomaly after having taco bell amirite gamers
TehAmelie: as someone in a town where the only available flight at the airport is to the capital, 25 minutes in the air, i do wonder why they don't have at least some standing room at the back of the plane
theGuardianOtter: how goes the trekking
Invitare: Even the whales are evil
Gaelan_Maestro: @TehAmelie because the cowards want to avoid a lawsuit
Sorator13: @TehAmelie Safety reasons - if there's turbulence, it's a Problem, not to mention anything more severe
Juliamon: TehAmelie Restraining staning people so that they don't go hurtling the length of the cabin is harder than you think
Juliamon: *standing
Gaelan_Maestro: @Juliamon the mental image is amusig
jarnatan: Also the moment they get away with standing tickets in flights, they'll become the standard on all flights no matter how long, without ticket prices decreasing as a result.
calculated_uncertainties: @Juliamon well, Ao3 is down.
dolphgrim: Is one of the 'Strange New World's 'Mountain'? 🤔
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GredGredmansson: ha free borg revolutionaries doesn't count opponent
ArcOfTheConclave: how many cards has sarek drawn? 1?
GredGredmansson: like, 2
Vandristine: bennybones cucumber!
theGuardianOtter: dang
Flugel_Fox: Strange new sheoldred
jarnatan: Benadryl Combattrick
hd_dabnado: my first draft of this set had 5 different cards comboing with the Tribbles, i think this format is good yall
GreatGodOm: I used gray and adira to copy discover at black alert.
GreatGodOm: discovery*
jarnatan: Gray and Adira is an actually busted card
Vandristine: can pay 4 life for it
hd_dabnado: Kira, from the Bisexual universe where everybody is bisexual
SolarBlitz1: Phyrexian mana yeah
GredGredmansson: 4 actually
Desdae: Forces them to pay 4 life?
GredGredmansson: also still triggers gray and adiera
jarnatan: What about Hear no Botanist and Speak no Botanist?
Julian_Rogue: an indestructible 8/3 is annoying af. one of my opponents had one at pre release.
chisidragon: Can do it in response to the trigger?
Strebenherz: i tune in to a full board and the opponent exploding. 10/10
Foxmar320: One more?
jarnatan: Surely a metric year is 10 months?
TheMerricat: So chat, what I'm getting from the little bit I've seen of this on the PPR and today, this set is "go big, and get bigger, and hope they miss their ramp"?
GredGredmansson: i don't think so necessarly
Sorator13: @TheMerricat and hope that they aren't playing klingons who rush you before you can ramp
Strebenherz: two more laundry loads than i did today
Foxmar320: Oh I need to do laundry
Sorator13: That sounds like more than I would be up for while being sick like that
FauksStarling: Doing nothing all day is very tiring when you're sick.
Vandristine: is a hologram really an artifact
jarnatan: There's something wrong with Hologram Janeway. I can't quite put my finger on it..
Xed_Regulus: I haven't even been able to do laundry. Being sick really kills your ability to do stuff
GredGredmansson: Peanut Hamper?
TehAmelie: having your body try to solve its problems with goo
raulghoulia: Peanut Hamper is my favorite LD character
Invitare: at least it's not Peanut Hamber
GredGredmansson: and then one does
Invitare: Janeway vs Janeway
jarnatan: I don't know, I would still question ChatGPT's sentience even after granting Data personhood
FauksStarling: Graham, I thought you said tapped Office Worker, and I am not ready for Universes Beyond: Reality.
Toxxick: I think its because Exocomps look like a vacuum cleaner had a transporter accident with a graphing calculator and not a human
KingOfDoma:
Oof. Travis only got an Officer token, huh?
Sorator13: wow, that was great
jarnatan: The black guy is only a token, figures
raulghoulia: And then the EMH had to go through his own personhood trial for his book
rosesmcgee: The Progenitor's really messed up when they made most of the sentient species in the galaxy humanoid. They set a precedent and created biases.
voren_chalco: Look, characters have to do things to get actual cards.
GreatGodOm: We're in danger.
EOstby: They could realistically come back for another set of Star Trek and not duplicate anything from this one, right?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hey redshirt, we might have a job for you.
GredGredmansson: flesh janeway
jhmv: lewd
Cptasparagus: what if our Janeways touched
coriolis_storm: I love your officer token. Is she from Discovery?
raulghoulia: What if our Janeways touched in Fairhaven?
hd_dabnado: wait i just realized, we didnt get any cards for Jeffery Combs
brainbosh: They don't even have to attack with the tactical officers to make the bigger
Sorator13: @hd_dabnado We had some discussion on that earlier, yeah. Probably some kind of rights issue.
TehAmelie: Data's creator at least knew what he was doing in designing him. imagine a sci fi story that was like "we made an artificial sentient person by gathering more data than we could ever look at"
coriolis_storm: @hd_dabnado We did not. Very strange exclusion, so I assume there’s some kind of legal issue
TehAmelie: wait, that's Ex Machina
Desdae: Need to get this wormhole down for the planet
Sorator13: @TheMerricat occasionally you just need floor time
Sorator13: this is a different technique for floor time, but it still counts
TehAmelie: did these sleeves win the championship?
raulghoulia: Oh snap Ethan Peck is on Gameknights
Voidhawk42: Has anyone here watched Descovery? Whats the deal with Cleveland Booker, why does he make Worms?
jarnatan: One of my favourite things in Star Trek genuinely is the fact that the Federation keeps accidentally creating sentient AI. Their computing and robotics is so advanced, they have to actively hamper their own efforts to prevent creating life when they mean to create tools
Bainatolie: did star trek ever explain why a sentient space ship needs so many staff
johnnylongtorso: it gets lonely?
EOstby: So, Make it So targeting them with the card draw mode could be very funny.
raulghoulia: Remember when the Enterprise became sentient in the penultimate tng episode and had a science baby?
Juliamon: Sentient doesn't mean self-sufficient
Cutriss: @Voidhawk42 He’s a empathetic and he is able to communicate with their species
GredGredmansson: @jarnatan lower decks did a gag where they have a prison of rogue ais and when a new one is introduced they all start going into generic "superiority of the machine" monologues simultaneously
GapFiller: Bainatolie johnnylongtorso pace Red Dwarf Holly went mad w/o anyone to talk to
TheMerricat:
@Bainatolie Farscape did.
rev05: whats the overall feeling about this set? I've been less than impressed
Voidhawk42: @Bainatolie Same reason you have white blood cells
EOstby: Wait, have I misread Make It So?
GredGredmansson: @EOstby how so
boyesie: Do we have a way to get rid of Kobayashi Maru?
GredGredmansson: !card Make It So
LRRbot: Make It So [3U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. Target player draws two cards. / • Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token and draw two cards.
Cutriss: I mentioned on Reddit that it was a real missed opportunity to not make Cmdr Ransom as Dryad of the Ilysian Grove in the Lower Decks SL, with the exact same pose.
TheMerricat: !card Make it So
LRRbot: Make It So [3U] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. Target player draws two cards. / • Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token and draw two cards.
jarnatan: @rev05 setting aside my profound love for the setting, I give the set an A- or B+. It's not an all-time best limited set, but it's honestly pretty good
EOstby: @GredGredmansson I hadn't, I just confused which mode had the "target draw" and which one was "you draw".
vibratingsheep: yeah, because the second one can't be fizzled by targeted removal
GredGredmansson: its so that you can't shut off the card draw just by killing the thing you untap
brainbosh: them not tossing 3 creatures under it is a mistake imo
Sorator13: The target player mode is almost certainly in case the targeted permanent becomes hexproof/etc.
shushu2539: also, Khan makes them lose life when they draw
Ktolos: sheoldred pings can be generated from that too
vibratingsheep: are the Rules of Acquisition in here?
GredGredmansson: !card Rules of Acquisition
LRRbot: Rules of Acquisition [3UU] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Follow the 3rd Rule — Gain control of target nonland permanent an opponent controls. That opponent draws three cards. / • Follow the 98th Rule — Target opponent gains control of target nonland permanent you control. If they do, you draw three cards.
brainbosh: 2 turn clock?
GredGredmansson: and eat the worm
GreatGodOm: !card gaseous anomaly
LRRbot: Gaseous Anomaly | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw two cards. Create a tapped Planet land token named New Planet with "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Sorator13: please do not eat your worm on stream
lightfut: Maybe replicate food eat the worm?
Invitare: drawing cards
TheMerricat: Sensor makes you big.
wertyy42: oh damn you have a sheoldred???
jarnatan: @GredGredmansson why do they call it oven when you of in the hot worm of out the worm eat the worm
hd_dabnado: that can stop booker for another turn if they draw a land
Jethrain: i appreciate that the "lose the game" option has the "are you sure?" border template
theGuardianOtter: love that band
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A bold strategy choosing to lose the game. Let's see if it works out.
calculated_uncertainties: The only big data we like
GredGredmansson: TRAMPLE DATA
MalikaiTheRed: Goodevening!
GreatGodOm: Do we.... win?
ArcOfTheConclave: trample deathtouch!
voren_chalco: Trample Data is very funny
Sorator13: big data has tromple sir plompy
GreatGodOm: Put a counter on shelly? deathtouch trample
hd_dabnado: this turn is crazy
jarnatan: Data does canonically rip doors of their hinges with one hand
jarnatan: Of course he would have trample
brainbosh: oh nonlegendary copies
youcantlistentobuttons: copy the supervisor for more counters?
Mindfire13: Copy the supervisor to make both Pike and the Traveler have trample
vibratingsheep: if they trade for it they die
dumbo3k: Would you put the counter on The Traveler to have 3 tramplers?
EOstby: Copy the Supervisor, put a counter on Khan, swing with 3 tramplers?
SolarBlitz1: Anyone with counters has trample
GredGredmansson: oooh yeah
EOstby: Data, Pike, and Khan.
GredGredmansson: copy the supervisor with gray/adira
hd_dabnado: all counters have trample yeah
TheMerricat:
And more land.
jarnatan: Can't say swing without win
shushu2539:
victory
GredGredmansson: i definitely would have missed copying the nonlegendary guy
hd_dabnado: i said it earlier but Tribbles can combo with so many things in the set
SolarBlitz1: Black bombs winning us the day
jarnatan: @GredGredmansson Gray and Adira makes a non-legendary copy
Sorator13: they may have realized it's futile
TehAmelie: did they not know about trample?
GredGredmansson: @jarnatan i mean targeting the nonlegendary creature over any of the legendaries
jarnatan: Ah, right
theGuardianOtter: magic the gathering...
GredGredmansson: magic the trekkening
lightfut: Magic: the gathering
saintguard: Magic the Gathering!
johnnylongtorso: "Magic the Gathering" -Ben Wheeler
jarnatan: "Magic: The Gathering!" - Wheeler, Friday Nights
Redbassist:
raulghoulia: <To the tune of Gavin!> "Tabak!!"
TehAmelie: we Kirked it good
Invitare: oh hey it's Dal in the Kobayashi Maru cheevo
varmintx0: that was a hell of finale.
Sorator13:
Foxmar320:
GredGredmansson: @Invitare its Dal on the card art
shushu2539:
Dog_of_Myth:
sirzechs_666: G went full cadet kirk I don't believe in a no win scenario
Dog_of_Myth: !store
LRRbot:
Have you been needing more drinkware options, or maybe stationery? Then boy howdy does the LRR Store have new goodies for you! The Dice Friends glass stein is perfect for staying hydrated during long sessions, and every Qwerpline fan should have a set of Tugger Nutts notebooks! Check them out here: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ and maybe make Beej happy and buy something?
GredGredmansson: night everyone!
Redbassist: Oh dear
ContingentCat: Thanks G and Kathleen
PhuzNutz: Notebooks?
coriolis_storm: Get better Kathleen!
Xed_Regulus: Thanks for the stream, Graham! Enjoy Atlanta!
boyesie: Whose playing crokinole?
Gekyouryuu: are you on Crokinole, G?
ContingentCat: @PhuzNutz Yeah! With a dot grid
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flight cub?
GapFiller: Flight Club
Redbassist: Adam gets his pilots lincense
Sorator13: have a good trip!
MrSarkhan: See you in Atlanta!
sirzechs_666: Sick Kathleen Sounds like Edith from Qwerpline
boyesie: Enjoy atlanta
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Crokinole) at Wed 05:00 PM PCT (53m from now).
TehAmelie: hehe, the rulings on Kobayashi Maru have humor
TehAmelie: "In some unusual situations, you may not be able to choose a mode because all modes have previously been chosen. In this case, the ability is simply removed from the stack with no effect. Clever, Captain."
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