ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mixed media teeth
red_shoes_jeff: Teeth?
Juliamon: some real, some ceramic, some gold
Juliamon: you don't see many wooden ones around anymore though
LoadingReadyRun:
I thought you were talking about crokinole pucks 
accountmadeforants: Straight up "crokin it", and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My nole.
WriterRaven flops into chat and uncrokes your nole
red_shoes_jeff: My NOLE!
TehAmelie: i knew a guy with a plastic tooth. stupid imperishable pollutants, pushing good honest wood teeth out of the market
Manae: !next
red_shoes_jeff: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Crokinole) at Wed 05:00 PM PCT (0s ago).
PharaohBender27: Think Manae got that one!
KeytarCat: This viewer exists!
Manae:
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Juliamon: I wouldn't recommend crokinole pucks as teeth.
accountmadeforants: @WriterRaven You you you UNcroked my NOLE?! MYYY NOLE?!
TehAmelie: mine's still a minute to the hour
Earthenone: !findquote hole
LRRbot: Quote #9046: "What is wrong with your hole?" —Serge [2024-07-15]
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WriterRaven: Sagnorl!
KeytarCat: 🚨
DeM0nFiRe:
accountmadeforants:
thebuzzstreams: Ultimate sports day!
HbombAndFriends: Let’s croc some noles!
thedoctorcollects: Heck yes! Never miss a croc night!
TehAmelie: crack some nails!
DeM0nFiRe: When is someone gonna alligat some noles?
DoodlestheGreat: Just in time.
TehAmelie: i mean, hopefully not
lirazel64: 🤜 • 🤛
hd_dabnado: I played Crokinole for the first time this summer, really liked it
melegaunt_: I wish I could justify the expense and space of a Crokinole board
lirazel64: 🤜 °
KeytarCat: @lirazel64 did...is...hmm
TehAmelie: the Moonbase's board cost like $4000 i seem to recall. such style.
James_the_Dabbler: She crok my mole
lirazel64: • 🤛
Juliamon: Charity auctions are outliers and should not be counted
shushu2539: !findquote crokinole
LRRbot: Quote #4688: "It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills." —Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
PharaohBender27: It was literally an auction item at the Child's Play charity dinner
CaptainSpam: Get croke'd!
TehAmelie: it just makes it special
melegaunt_: I mean, it is one *incredible* board.
PhuzNutz: @melegaunt_ Most cities have a bar or two with them. Usually need to put down a deposit, but it's not too bad; similar to shuffle board.
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lirazel64: I believe Ian recently greased it up.
James_the_Dabbler: Remember you can’t spell crokinole without Oki
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irenrose: Holy timing batman, opened twitch when intro started
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
RedAlexxis: It's time to flick some disks
TehAmelie: hello party people
ghyllnox: \o/
Getter404: O-pa
SaxPython: cheers
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ArtDecoSunburn: Saberage for the champagne?
RedAlexxis: that is quite the champagne flute
PharaohBender27: "In Dubai" makes it sound like a specific thing is being referenced and I'm not sure what that is
PharaohBender27: :lettuce:
RedAlexxis: it's wot now
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cassius1213: and the lettuce won!
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Juliamon: Why can't I hold all these logos
DoodlestheGreat: Life is complex!
melegaunt_: But what if.... Lettuce *was* potato?!
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Earthenone: nuclear steins?
cassius1213: All juices are primarily pear and/or white grape.
Spritz_T: oh dang, time for some hot ricochet action?
shushu2539: grapple juice
ApplicativeJones: units that make sense? 2 pints.
Juliamon: Do keep us updated on that over time, our dishwasher loves to strip custom mugs and if it holds up better I'll buy multiple.
ApplicativeJones: (units that are correct? who knows)
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's 121.7 drams, if you prefer units that make even less sense.
ContingentCat:
PhuzNutz: Who is this Tugger Nutts fella? It's time for my yearly LRR kit purchase and I'm curious since it's very much something I missed.
James_the_Dabbler: … huh
WriterRaven: @cassius1213 In New Zealand, it's usually apple.
TheAinMAP:
MrPhlip: units that don't make sense? 4.8 candela
SaxPython: #Don'tForget
ApplicativeJones: @PhuzNutz from Qwerpline
WriterRaven: @PhuzNutz A goat created for Qwerpline.
melegaunt_: @PhuzNutz Children's book character from Qwerpline. My favorite is Tugger Nutts Wrestles the One-Eyed Champ.
TehAmelie: it's like 29/32th of a pint. i'm sure that makes sense somewhere
cassius1213: @WriterRaven yeah, in North America it's typically some combination of pear and white grape
loufghyslaufey: Hehehe, good one!
CaptainSpam: @PhuzNutz Weird part is, LRR never intended Tugger Nutts to be a goat, but they're happy he turned out that way.
betweenmyself:
ArtDecoSunburn: Canadians love their Crokinole.
PhuzNutz: Thanks! And yet I have more questions and not sure I want to Google them after hearing more (:
ani_laurel: comes out of India, adapted for the Canadian market
TehAmelie: FIFTY points!
James_the_Dabbler:
I would be bad at this game. I’ve never gotten my puck in any hole 
Tommadness: has that one loose peg been fixed? lol
loufghyslaufey: Offense!? My frog-ville will have you know it was named after this very game, IAN!
LPS_97: I searched, and Wikipedia says that allegedly Crokinole originates from Ontario
CaptainSpam: Generally Frowned Upon™
PharaohBender27:
@LPS_97 So clearly we need to have Jordynne play it 
LoadingReadyRun: Croktario
Tommadness: rules dual income no kids?
RedAlexxis: Rules!
CaptainSpam: Crokalatro
RedAlexxis: HA!
Redbassist:
WriterRaven: Get him, Heather! XD
kusinohki: do we need to separate you 2??
SaxPython:
Redbassist: !clip
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thebuzzstreams: Beej and Heather are being cute, this is gonna be a good stream
ErynTzun:
oh hai how's the puck finger kicking going? 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Crokinole is a popular Christmas and new years game when I’m at parties in Ontario. That and Euchre are big
CentaurPrincessMakohime: Has Beej slept yet?
ArtDecoSunburn: What was that company that made all the online board game fans angry by ripping off some other company's crokinole board design?
r10pez10: holy shit croke
ArtDecoSunburn: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Euchre I've always associated with upper Midwest US and Central Canada.
PharaohBender27:
Then why is it yellow? 
kusinohki: I have not heard of any crokinole board rip offs... *shrug*
loufghyslaufey: "Bleachex" WINE?
loufghyslaufey: *"Bleached"
CaptainSpam: "Team Eh" and "Team Bee" are good, though.
melegaunt_: It's Lump
PhuzNutz: @ArtDecoSunburn Can confirm, most everyone here in MN at least knows how to play it.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm having Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider.
Getter404: Lonk it s pre-existing Link variant, unfortunately
Juliamon: mm Martinellis
GrathXVI: I think it's "lank" for the stretched link
TehAmelie: Lïïnk
thefakeinyellow: which one of you is white grape juice?
ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki I remember the Reddit board communities were frothing with indignation earlier this year.
PharaohBender27: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
ArtDecoSunburn: @DoodlestheGreat Good choice. I like it chilled.
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
ErynTzun: It is 'Lonk' and 'Lunk'
r10pez10: i added that as a joke why is that command still there
WriterRaven: @ErynTzun Lonk from Pennsylvania?
ErynTzun: @WriterRaven A Lonk from HyrOLL
Juliamon: your most memorable bot command will always end up being one you made as a joke
Juliamon: it's like, a mod rule
PharaohBender27:
@r10pez10 Because no one disabled it 
r10pez10: true
r10pez10: most of my commands are joke commands
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun Nice subscript lettering on the team names, Paul. Nice to see molecules represented.
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RedbeardTheTechnical: Is this crokinole? I've only ever seen it in that goofy video doing the dub over the crokinole world championships
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ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven I'm pretty sure I met a few Lonks and Lunks in Pittsburgh.
Juliamon: chat can rest easy now
Juliamon: the loose peg is secured
Micalovits: but what if we like loose pegging?
RedbeardTheTechnical: Gotta keep your pegs tight. It can be a safety concern if you pegs are too loosey-goosey
ArtDecoSunburn: @Micalovits Where the worlds of card game scoring and kink scoring coincide.
MrPhlip: you can have either cheek in your seat, but the contortion of switching from one to the other without breaking contact is an advanced technique
gsyhiap: If you can make a successful shot while keeping one face cheek on the seat then more power to you...
CaptainSpam: I'm now imagining a hotly-debated topic in Crokinole circles about a player with more than two cheeks taking advantage of their physiology to tear apart the competitive scene...
r10pez10: the yotei one is pretty fun actually
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r10pez10: did beej just say "freaky mommy 3"
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam The Cronkinole equivalent of Michael Phelps as a physical swimming freak?
kusinohki: is there a yakuza game that doesn't have the yakuza parts? just the mini-games??
EikoandMog: I miss Kabuki- I mean Kamuro-cho.
ArtDecoSunburn: @r10pez10 Sounds like an unfortunate Disney Sequel to "Freaky Friday."
shushu2539: "I wanna play checkers" "No, I wanna play pool" "Let's find some common ground: Crokinole"
WriterRaven: @kusinohki inb4 "Like A Dragon: Majima-Ware" coming 2028
EikoandMog:
I was gonna go to the batting cage in Kabukicho and ran out of time 
LoadingReadyRun: in this world of Slay the Spire, Balatro and all their various clones and similar games, I'm surprised that there isn't a crokinole roguelike
Nigouki: sorry, coal orphanage management?
RedbeardTheTechnical: @CaptainSpam - apparently Tracey Boards (big name in Crokinole board making) had to post an explainer debunking the one cheek rule interpretation that said you couldn't shift in your seat. They clarified that any cheek was ok, as long as there was one cheek
WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun A croguelike (pronounced crokelike), if you will.
CentaurPrincessMakohime: Unfortunately Dark Tides became the point I can no longer support RGG team.
CaptainSpam: @ArtDecoSunburn That or the NFL's Tom Dempsey.
ErynTzun: 'Lonk' and 'Lunk' have taken over
ArtDecoSunburn: @LoadingReadyRun How would you work in the card drafting and upgrading? Disc-crafting?
accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Name suggestions: Roguenole, Crogue, Crokinoguelike
SaxPython: bullying
CentaurPrincessMakohime: Also god I need to find an affordable crokinole set in Australia
ArtDecoSunburn: @CaptainSpam Cheek-spread is the lung capacity or armspan.
Nigouki: carbon dioxide with the formula C2H5OH
Juliamon: ArtDecoSunburn Puck materials, peg placement/value modifiers
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Market's wide open for Professor Pigglesworth's Crokinrogue, Paul
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven I assume you eat French dishes while playing croguelikes?
DeM0nFiRe: Oh so this is a Drink More Glurp stream too then
accountmadeforants: Drink More Clink!
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aClonedPickle: glorp down a clink
r10pez10: clink is from clocarina of ctime
gualdhar: I see no problem with this
accountmadeforants: "This would explain things"
kusinohki: yeah. wish I had the money and opponents for a crokinole board. would I go for a FMA magic circle design or cap america shield colors??
ArtDecoSunburn: @Juliamon Variable legs seem very "Slay the Spire." Or "Slay the Cronk."
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Just like magic, make moves that affect the board state!
ArtDecoSunburn: @kusinohki Hipster vintage manhole cover design?
DoodlestheGreat: Are you saying Matt has loose fingers, beej?
gualdhar: you don't want the finger to be loose, you need the hole to be loose
WriterRaven: @ArtDecoSunburn No, that's when you eat a sandwich with one hand and play Crokinole with the other. Call that a croke-monsieur (or croke-madame).
kusinohki: pizza artwork and make the pucks look like pepporoni slices...
ArtDecoSunburn: @Nigouki In 19th century Pennsylvania, the entire economy was based on balancing the pipeline from orphanages to coal mines.
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Micalovits: Bit of a cowards move
varmintx0: nice
SaxPython: !clip
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kusinohki: punting is totally allowed
DeM0nFiRe:
WriterRaven:
Needle: threaded. 
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven The Earl of Sandwich would approve of this combination.
SaxPython: Critical success
melegaunt_: do the impossible see the invisible!
r10pez10: very good shot
Earthenone: the clip wont know the hemming and hawinng
DeM0nFiRe:
EvilBadman: He's your problem now
SaxPython: Gaming!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
CaptainSpam applauds
varmintx0: damn
WriterRaven: Twofer!
thefakeinyellow: Matt is so good at this game
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven Get this writing raven a sponsor for meal-and-a-game ideas!
DoodlestheGreat: Matt's a crokinole shark.
TehAmelie: that one was resting on the pucks in the gutter but still had a toehold on the board. . .probably counts as out
WriterRaven: @ArtDecoSunburn I dunno, if you sponsor me that means I have to do work.
r10pez10: presumably editors have high control of their fingers (shortcuts)
SaxPython: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
DeM0nFiRe:
Strebenherz: Paul's great
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SaxPython:
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven Not if you ascend high enough the chain. Then you get to delegate!
Micalovits: 99% sure it has to stay inside
WriterRaven: @ArtDecoSunburn But that's just capitalism... bleh.
kusinohki: most ppl play "in the zone"
NathanJay_GA:
chaos5896:
melegaunt_: The wages of hubris
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven Or at least cronyism, unfortunately. Bureaucracy regrettably reinforces social order.
SaxPython: lol
MrPhlip: "If there are no opposing discs in play, then the shooting disc or at least one disc struck during the shot must end up touching or within the 15 line."
Strebenherz: Beej deserves a moment xD
r10pez10: asked, meet answered
TehAmelie: from the replay from Matt's shot to Heather's ought to fit in one clip eh
DoodlestheGreat: Now the game _truly_ begins.
ghyllnox: They patched the wiggly pin
WriterRaven: @ghyllnox Fixed a patch where one peg on the 15-point line would occasionally come loose. Metal is surprisingly weak against pucks.
ArtDecoSunburn: Would a Southern version of Cronkinole come with boll weevils?
NathanJay_GA:
r10pez10: there's a wood here called tasmanian oak that isn't tasmanian and isn't oak
thefakeinyellow: missed opportunity to all clap and say congratulations
gsyhiap: <_< >_> under 20?
r10pez10: cooked
cmdrud87: wicked.
Juliamon: Please do not specify your exact age
DoodlestheGreat: Not me. I'm 62.
MrPhlip: under 20 ceramic bowls?
ArtDecoSunburn: @r10pez10 I love the idea of just passing off wood types.
red_shoes_jeff: Under 20 what?
Lobo_Apache: I'm certainly under 40...
asddsa28: o so we have one
hamraffle: I am Unc
thefakeinyellow: im under 20 feet tall
Micalovits: I am under 20 feet tall
AFakeUser: In dog years I am sure I am under 20
Tommadness: I'm 30 or 40 years old
gsyhiap: I am fewer than 20 people
EvilBadman: glazing is used for saying you're _too_ much of a fan, see also: dickriding
PharaohBender27: I am in my 40s
Nigouki: under 20 Dex? Wis?
mrcrashpandatw: <20
irenrose: I have under 20 instruments
Simonark: I'm so old the dust pities me.
Strebenherz: i'm close to ulmer's age so no
ErynTzun: I dunno if you Blaze something on Tumblr it makes a lot more people see it
RedAlexxis: too many scores old
melegaunt_: Born in the 80s, but just barely.
62MGcobra: I have children under 20
Cptasparagus: I got carded the other day!
oberon939: I'm *in* my 20s!
r10pez10: beej doing market research
WriterRaven: I am definitely under 20 Strength. Hells it's probably under 10.
ArtDecoSunburn: @Tommadness Depends on Daylight Saving Decades?
ladyjessica: The answer seems to be no
PharaohBender27: Definitely under 20 feet and 20 meters
thebuzzstreams: I'm under 20 if there's a buffer underflow I think
LoadingReadyRun: @r10pez10 Balsa wood is hardwood. Names are wierd
thefakeinyellow: i rolled a 2
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betweenmyself:
Mid 40s, and I can confidently say my rizz has been chopped by the six-seven. 
irenrose: Late twenties and I get carded more now than when I was 20
Lobo_Apache: I got a 7! Do I seduce the dragon?
Juliamon: Hardwood is softer than softwood
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Wait WHAT
red_shoes_jeff: Rolled an 8
62MGcobra: I also have children over 20
thebuzzstreams: Does my child plant count?
ShaneLeeAtk: All 3 of them
tidehollowcat: I rolled 40
chaos5896: o/ is mayonnaise a number?
sirzechs_666: I got a crit 1
r10pez10: it's crokinole time and i don't know where my children are
WriterRaven: @Lobo_Apache No, but the dragon, with its 24 Charisma, rolls to seduce you instead.
kusinohki: bus.... child is over 30...
ArtDecoSunburn: As a former professor, all my past students are like children. Terrible, terrible children, hundreds of them.
WriterRaven: @chaos5896 No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a number. ... Horseradish is not a number either.
EvilBadman: @NotCainNorAbel oh no i am subbed now
Lobo_Apache: @WriterRaven My truest dream!
NotCainNorAbel:
@EvilBadman 
melegaunt_: couple guilt during boardgames is foul play.
ArtDecoSunburn: @chaos5896 In certain states it's currency adjacent.
Earthenone: this is lvoe docrors
WriterRaven: If Heather and Beej team up for a future round, will they be Team Marriage Counseling? =P
chaos5896: "You're not even patronizing me" is hilarious
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 the terms "hardwood" and "softwood" don't have anything to do the hardness of the wood🤷♂️
ArtDecoSunburn: @WriterRaven Horseradish power is a valid engine measurement, though.
PharaohBender27:
All right, I got to go cook dinner for my parents and I. Have fun crokinoling and bantering! 
DeM0nFiRe:
WriterRaven: "They're kissing!" Crokinole yaoi manga when?
TehAmelie: no PDA (puck display of affection) on the field!
ArtDecoSunburn: @TehAmelie Explains the hockey player tooth hole stereotype.
Earthenone: doomed yaoi
CaptainSpam: Well, Ganondorf is muy... SUAVAMENTE.
aerohydra: fear is the heart of love\
kusinohki: we need a mario/zelda cross over where bowser kidnaps zelda...
LoadingReadyRun: this crokinole version of heated Rivalry is heating up
MrPhlip: IAN
WriterRaven: IAN
NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
Strebenherz: IAN
Astramentha: IAN
betweenmyself:
Faces of Fear/Wand of Gamalon remakes when? 
chaos5896: IAN
AFakeUser: Wise words from Ian
red_shoes_jeff: I A N
RedAlexxis: WTF mate!
oberon939: Yeah they sure can Ian
LPS_97: Youtube would take it down
EvilBadman: can't write the crapshot script, ao3 is down
WriterRaven: @betweenmyself Well, there's lantern oii and bombs in Twilight Princess... just need some rope.
TehAmelie: if you redub it it's derivative work, so, like fanfiction
A_Dub888: Hello everyone! How's the hole?
LordZarano: You could make a neocites page for your fanfic, with "under construction" gifs
irenrose: It's a whole secret tip for us!
betweenmyself: @WriterRaven Rope for climbing being an important distinction from Ropes, the snake-like enemy
WriterRaven: Mm, very true.
ContingentCat: But obviously nothing discussed is promised
EvilBadman: hi future hivemind, this is the part where they said the thing and it happened. but also how are you see twitch chat in the indeterminable future
hd_dabnado: LRR plays Middle School Gym Games would be sick
SaxPython:
irenrose: Well as with many tips they may be unfounded
r10pez10: prerecord time
Micalovits: Awww, it wasn't true?
ContingentCat: Next lrrlympics?
r10pez10: it's part of the lore now
Cptasparagus: nobody tell chat
KharadBanar: A croaky Noël to all who celebrate!
hd_dabnado: what was the name of the middle school gym game where you are on square seats on wheels and you have mini hockeysticks?
r10pez10: magic events which regularly get eight people:
kusinohki: junior league hockey - no checking. especially of members of the opposite team...
Jessicalamity: Your secret is safe Heather
r10pez10: a book in imax seems hard to hold
chaos5896: I played volleyball in highschool. My teammate bounced the ball under the net and nut-checked accidentally a guy on the visiting team
DeM0nFiRe:
TehAmelie: i made it all the way to the story of Lot
KharadBanar: The back of the Bible has some blank pages for your fan fiction
ghyllnox: WHAT
TheAinMAP:
r10pez10: lost media
SaxPython: and with your spirit
IslandersCaper:
So much of the old testament is incredibly dull 
kdefinition: Oh my god "the water barrier around the world" has taken me out. Bad core memory unlocked.
ErynTzun: wtf Loch Ness monster? lol
JKBalch: Any seeds from the bible would be either a single mustard seed or a failed fig plantling
DoodlestheGreat: Heather, I know a couple of YouTube channels who might be able to find what you're looking for.
betweenmyself: “If you can draw a Turtle or our Lord and Savior you should enroll in our artist’s academy.”
hidingbox: The end of Revelations probably just unlocks some skin
ContingentCat: Yeah I tried reading the Bible, Genesis is so boring then numbers ugh, Infinite Jest was an easy read after I stopped bothering with that
irenrose: MATT
MrPhlip: I'm coming out of my cage and now I'm feeling just Luke
chaos5896: Lmao, Matt
AFakeUser: "Why yes, I would like one order of caged Luke to go, please."
thebuzzstreams: Is bible luke an unlocked character, an unlockable character, or DLC?
irenrose: Well it was just october...
r10pez10: looking at the AFK backdrop and I think cards are the only game on there that has been done so far
BraveOthello: I was just about to mention Luuke
TehAmelie: there's so many generations of Luke clones. . .
ErynTzun: We don't need the Loch Ness Monster in the bible, we have Oarfish in real life.
irenrose: They don't even play Jizz anymore
Getter404: Or Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau
GertrudePerkins: what about Tammy and the T-Rex
chaos5896: Luke with a "T"?
r10pez10: absolute carnage
Earthenone: his kingdom heart?
kusinohki: Luuke was cloned after 3 days...
TehAmelie: my single mom was pretty explosive tbh
KeytarCat: Mom's is a pie brand around here
e_bloc: you know many fruits can be passion fruits
LoadingReadyRun: Once again, shout out to Leelee, the artist of the sweet new AFK background graphics!
r10pez10: oh iced vovos
chaos5896:
@LoadingReadyRun 
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun it is real sharp
JKBalch: Ah, I was with Matt on the colour
hd_dabnado: Myst 2: Myst Harder
Getter404: Oh, I thought you meant Toyota bringing back the Scion imprint to sell Kei Trucks in the west
betweenmyself:
As mentioned previously, the pastry I miss most are Hostess’ Teenage Mutant Ninia Turtle Pies: day-glo green pockets of delight 
TehAmelie: @hd_dabnado now i know, they should have gone Myst, Myster, Mystery
e_bloc: @betweenmyself ngl I read that as 'piss' and it actually made sense the first two times
chaos5896:
Yeah, Ian. I still wanna know the mystery behind those steel balls
gualdhar: no
A_Dub888:
62MGcobra: wasn't the first one
Nigouki: encore!
irenrose: Guttural
shushu2539: smells like grape juice
The_Color_Twelve: certainly felt it
ErynTzun: thank goodness I don't have headphones on yet
ghyllnox: Welll...
virgil82: Very resonant.
Lobo_Apache: 7/10 Beej, needs more body
googoltudoris: my subwoofer rumbled
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Strebenherz: respectfully no matt, but carry on
chaos5896:
@googoltudoris
ghyllnox: Conceptually no, sonically yes
r10pez10: regularly crispy
thefakeinyellow: i use the water method
melegaunt_: crispy corn tortillas? Pop 'em in the toaster overn
SquareDotCube: Yeah, I've fried a few flour tortillas, I've cut up a few to make impromptu nachos
e_bloc: next up on the LRR youtube channel, 10 hours of silence with random Beej burps
betweenmyself:
Steven University is at least better than Saved by the Bell: The College Years
TehAmelie: they have kids who haven't graduated since 1960
ErynTzun: Optic Blast! Optic Blast! Tornado Claw! Tornado Claw!
chaos5896:
They're called tax write offs, Ian
LadyAiluros: That was such hot trash
Dalrint: It was better than most of the recent xmen movies though
LadyAiluros: and the New Mutants are such a great team
Getter404: Danielle Moonstar, aka Mirage
AHyperOwl:
Xed_Regulus: Did you know that after he graduated from Xavier's, Iceman went to university to become an Accountant?
RatherLargeToad: Really old character, but is very cool
r10pez10: sailer danielle moonstar
ErynTzun spent too long working at a lazer tag place with an arcade and too much Marvel vs Capcom at top volume
coriolis_storm: She’s Native American
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I wouldn't trust the sentinel program to be involved in my mutant program either
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LoadingReadyRun: @Xed_Regulus "I'll put your taxes on ice!"
ErynTzun: Though nothing is as bad as Daytona at max volume for 8 hours
LadyAiluros: yes she is cheyenne
thebuzzstreams: It's pronounced Cheyenne
LadyAiluros: yes
e_bloc: canonically the only x-men from wyoming
chaos5896: @Xed_Regulus Consider your assets...frozen 😎
LadyAiluros: i have had students named Cheyenne and they all say it the way you did
Nigouki: I mostly just know the Cheyenne Mountain Complex
thebuzzstreams: Shy-Anne
Lobo_Apache: Oh hey! That's really neat, I'm also Cheyenne (and Commanche, self hatred so strong)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc They would make her from Wyoming
Getter404: My only issue with New Mutants is that Sam had an arm cast despite being, and I quote, "Nigh-invulerable when ah'm blastin'!"
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig someone has to be (no one actually has to be)
LadyAiluros: My issue was what they did to Cypher ;;
ErynTzun: Cayenne pepper and Cheyenne not the same spelling
ErynTzun: but omg that reminds me of one of my customers who could not pronounce the color Cyan when asking for help finding some ink
Juliamon: is only game
e_bloc:
@Juliamon 
LJ_Alkes: why have to be mad
ErynTzun: they of course kept asking for Cayenne ink
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is only game, why you have to be mad?
Getter404: @LJ_Alkes heff*
e_bloc: why u haff to be mad
melegaunt_: The first thing you need to do is empty your mind.
LJ_Alkes:
@Getter404 Thank you
e_bloc: I miss that dude sometimes
ErynTzun: Noise cancelling headphones were my best investment ever, ppl are so damn loud.
chaos5896:
shushu2539:
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GertrudePerkins: FAPPO!
ghyllnox: \o/
CrossXhunteR: oh no, i was missing the nole
niccus: wavelength chessboxing
SaxPython: #SplitTheRoom
chaos5896: 12
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 5
62MGcobra: i saw roadquest beej and ian don't get to be on the same team
r10pez10: five is the first prime number after a composite number
asddsa28: umm same oo noooo
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ghyllnox: \o/
Texan_Reverend: 5 is an honorary even number.
RandomTrivia: This is reminding me of the first time I heard the username "TheColourTwelve". My brain keeps crashing
asddsa28: 8
Flyingdelorion: 8
Lobo_Apache: 13
RandomTrivia: Well said, Beej
Spritz_T: nice one
irenrose: I agree beej
Lobo_Apache: Better! 9/10
calculated_uncertainties: 8 is purple because of childhood octopus drawings
TehAmelie: i like time magic to be yellow
LoadingReadyRun: we're going to get a whole Beej belch soundboard out of this episode
TehAmelie: gravity magic is deep purple though
r10pez10: here's a fun one: if all even numbers are red and all odd numbers are blue, what colour is an odd plus an even number
irenrose: And just after DB aswell
Lobo_Apache: Green is not a creative color
irenrose: Oi
Texan_Reverend: If only Beej had gotten the CO2-free version.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lobo_Apache That's a good internet deep cut
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun With some gentle pitch correction, we could assemble a synthesizer patch
ErynTzun: I just got back, are we talking about what color we associate with things?
CaptainSpam: @Texan_Reverend Well, then he and Ian wouldn't have a team name!
LoadingReadyRun:
This reminds me of a Dropout Smartypants video where they debate what colors corespond to different school subjects
Athelgar: how much ties back to the pinball animation from Sesame St and the colored numbers in that video?
ContingentCat: Yuuuup
chaos5896: I am
Spritz_T: @Athelgar fun fact: the music was by the pointer sisters
melegaunt_: @chaos5896 Me too!
ErynTzun: @Athelgar TWELVE! The Pointer Sisters!
KeytarCat: What color is Science?
Athelgar: @ErynTzun thank you lol
e_bloc: what color is synesthesia
ContingentCat: Math is red because danger, science is green
RandomTrivia: @e_bloc Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Sweet
chaos5896: I started getting lost at "color numbers" and it was very funny.
r10pez10: dentists call the plaque on your teeth 'calculus'
ContingentCat: You weren't wrong heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos5896 Oh, I'm very lost
kdefinition: As someone currently doing Calculus 3 homework, this is very funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 In veterinary medicine too
Juliamon: Calculus class is where I was on 9/11
e_bloc: calculus is red because the limit as the amounts are getting infidecimentally smaller is moving away from you
LordZarano: At our school science was red, maths was blue, cause that was the colour of our notebooks
shushu2539: math makes Matt mad
e_bloc: @kdefinition hello multivariable calculus
r10pez10: a lot of it is sorting what is actually important
chisidragon: Does beej have Synesthesia?
kdefinition: @e_bloc integrating ycos(z) dxdydz atm
RandomTrivia: I think that's called "trauma", Matt
e_bloc: @kdefinition godspeed
WriterRaven: I failed physics in high school... none of it made any sense to me.
Micalovits: Some Physics math is *hard*
e_bloc: I actually thought calculus was super intuitive and calc 3 was the last class I took as a math major
SaxPython:
Mai_Andra: I get that when people start talking Business Speak. Makes job hunting a bit wonky...
GrathXVI: LaTeX is the correct choice
TomatoKigu: Ian just want to talk about latex
Commander_Taz: TeX for sure
onecelt: I’ve only used LaTeX’s personally
GrathXVI: I actually took live, real-time math class notes in LaTeX
KeytarCat: Math is how you communicate how the world works. Physics is so often intuitive but communicating specifically is incredibly complicated
LPS_97: I use LaTex as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Micalovits My AP Physics teacher showed us a video from 1980's about hydropower and didn't do some of the required experiments that can be referenced on the exam
Capt_clown: Only math that I absolutely despised was Geometric proofs... Like, it's just the math equivalent of micromanagement busy work. "Let's make Geometry WAY more complicated for zero justifiable reason"
TomatoKigu: oh yeah, discord is about to add support for latex apparently.
e_bloc: are there even other final fantasies other than the two best: X and X-2
r10pez10: i mean it's the LRR discord you can just post about whatever you want
RatherLargeToad: FF X-2: Yuna’s midlife crisis at 20
RandomTrivia: It's like reverse nerdsniping
WriterRaven: Heather, that's me whenever I see an opportunity to post a joke (in your stream chat or anywhere else).
WiJohn: Oh yeah I made that tonight! It came out pretty well
RandomTrivia:
@r10pez10 The worst that will happen is the mods will tell you to move to the appropriate channel 
googoltudoris: i just got the ingredients for chili garlic noodles and i cannot wait
RandomTrivia: Oop
Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris Oh, let us know how that goes
TehAmelie: Crokinoli is a self-cleaning machine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Sometimes, sometimes it is chaos
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r10pez10: what's the scoring again, 5 10 15 20? 5 10 20 50?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather saying "all in our Crokinole era" into wiffing a shot is very me
e_bloc: I think it tops out at 20?
varmintx0: @r10pez10 5 10 15 20
r10pez10: thank you
e_bloc:
r10pez10: i think i was getting wires crossed with darts
r10pez10: canasta is great
SaxPython: <-- Pinochle
RatherLargeToad: Rumikub for my family
WriterRaven: My family's big on Bananagrams and Five Crowns these days.
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e_bloc: I always believe Beej has the technique to fuck things up
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a great quote "I have that technique to basically fuck us over" from Beej, but the question is, can it activate on demand?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have that technique to fuck myself over and it is entirely involuntary
r10pez10: cross crib?
DoodlestheGreat: Matt, bring it in and let us see. Might be fun to observe.
PhuzNutz: @WriterRaven We're on the third deck of Five Crowns up North. And this one is ready to be replaced soon too/
e_bloc: oh good lord
r10pez10: damn, cross crib looks like complex hearts
irenrose: The gas should rise. If the liquid rises we have a problem
WriterRaven: @PhuzNutz Dang, you must play a LOT of it. XD
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yalc321: Who up crokin their nole?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: We are getting an absolutely hilarious view into Beej and Heather's marriage
PhuzNutz: @WriterRaven It's the whole family, but yeah. Been in the rotation for almost 20 years now though. Personally, I like Fawk Your Neighbor, but we play a lot of card games.
e_bloc: there are four floors
r10pez10: bring back heather's house of lies
WriterRaven: I'd love to get a copy of Monikers or Ransom Notes to do something a lil bit different with the family.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Who's to say it left?
e_bloc: @r10pez10 I see it's worked that people think it went away
Thefluffiestguineapig: e_bloc same brain cell
r10pez10: good luck i'm behind seven cockpits
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig so true
SaxPython: Zero Trust? Zero Emission!
chaos5896: Sold!
PhuzNutz: Play Nine is a fun one to play with ~6 players.
e_bloc: which 4 years
Thefluffiestguineapig: The real question is which 4 years
r10pez10: it's the same one year four times over
ghyllnox:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Ok, we are very drift compatible today
NotCainNorAbel: if one person has everything then only one person has a problem
betweenmyself: I found someone whose junk better “Tetris fits” with my junk: hoping adding it to the pile will cause it all to disappear.
e_bloc:
@Thefluffiestguineapig yeah you chat for the next 5 minutes, I'll do the next 5, etc
r10pez10: i learn so much from LRR streams but i don't know how much of it is useful
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I'll try to not let my cat disrupt the cycle
LPS_97: Crookednole
LoadingReadyRun: In the AI Economy, we call that "circular financing"
e_bloc: get the SNES controller
e_bloc: holy shit
rosesmcgee: @LoadingReadyRun It's funny because it's tragic
SnackPak_: in a row?
ghyllnox:
SaxPython:
@LoadingReadyRun 
jibkat: Its important to have an even number of concussions
irenrose: "Wait I gotta count, did I have six concussions?" Is sentence of the year to me
jibkat: 0 is the ideal
Capt_clown:
Concussions or PROcussions? 
Vindexrix: I've never broken any of MY bones
e_bloc: Beej takes all the major injuries for Heather, it's romantic
irenrose: Concussions or Sincussions
SnackPak_: no thanks
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Thefluffiestguineapig: No I'm good
sirzechs_666: 6 concussions guess beej wont be in a wwe match
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e_bloc: @sirzechs_666 or he was in the 1980's
ContingentCat: They can be
RedAlexxis: you need those cans for Snek attacks
e_bloc: the oral history of LRR who says no
SaxPython:
DoodlestheGreat:
sirzechs_666: @e_bloc yep with repeated chair shots to the dome
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
jibkat: Beej, the star you need
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] This isn't for your benefit, I don't give a shit that you're watching right now. | to chat
LRRbot: New quote #9715: "This isn't for your benefit, I don't give a shit that you're watching right now." —Beej, to chat [2026-11-11]
SnackPak_: good try
NigiriCatGaming: Crocinole sounds like a delicious cake.
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JKBalch: Hehehehe funny number
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e_bloc: try again in 20 minutes
SaxPython: bowling ball center
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not do that to your cat necessarily, they might try to eat your hand
ContingentCat: I tell him
Agu_Sakku: You sat Junipur. I went STRAIGHT to the VTuber! LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Agu_Sakku Oh yeah, Matt has an actual dog named Juniper
Lobo_Apache: Oh, I forgot that was today
e_bloc: you don't have to stop yourself
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Agu_Sakku: @Thefluffiestguineapig I dont dought it. My mind just went STRAIGHT to the Vtuber
SnackPak_: amazing
varmintx0: that was wild
chaos5896: Wow
e_bloc: wow
ghyllnox: Nice nice nice
SaxPython: Nice On
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
SaxPython: !patreon
Juliamon: Two of them!
ghyllnox:
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SaxPython: a Tumult
ErynTzun: I have my own domains, I make e-mails per account I enroll in, if I get spam I change the e-mail and the password.
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r10pez10: isn't experiencebeej like super cursed
MrPhlip: This is true. We have no control over what Beej [posts to Tumblr].
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Is it?
CookieMom: I just appreciate very much that the Tumblr name is "Experience Beej!"
DeM0nFiRe: lol I was about to say, if this was discord we could use the "This is true we have no control over what Beej says" sticker
r10pez10: Thefluffiestguineapig the twitter account was
irenrose: By following experiencebeej, we understand we're gonna experience beej, not LoadingReadyRun
SaxPython: the opposite of pay it forward
CookieMom: You! The one who is acting.... ANSWER! Experience Beej!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Oh, that wasn't what Matt was talking about though
irenrose: Yes
WriterRaven: @CookieMom [plays a card] Nope, Beej gets to experience Beej.
TomatoKigu: tumblr is the only one remaining
ContingentCat: Yeah I generally take a spectator role of a lot of social media
Juliamon: Only because everyone is too cowardly to get on kind.social
gsyhiap: ^
Creature_Comforts: Mastojohn
gsyhiap: Get on Mastodon, folks!
e_bloc: you just have to watch your masto-rate
DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon I just keep forgetting to do it.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm on Mastodon, just on the main instance.
Juliamon: There are dozens of us!
r10pez10: i shitpost in my personal paper diary
thefakeinyellow: dozens!
gsyhiap: @r10pez10 That sounds... messy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon More I'm too much of a coward to do social media generally (more it gives me profound anxiety generally)
r10pez10: there's a burgeoning mathstodon community
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 I think you should make sure any loved ones you live with don't want you to have an intervention about that
LPS_97: like not at all
ErynTzun: Yes I think most of chat knows this lol
Cptasparagus: wait but how is it spelled
KeytarCat: many instances have blocked Mastodon.social bc there's no barrier, leading to more...unfortunate interactions from there than from elsewhere
e_bloc: it sounds like it could be a dating sim though
FFermata: Oh... I just completely missed DB?...
Valkryir: well if they wont give us more KCD game, they should give us visual novels then
ContingentCat: So it's an invisible novel?
Juliamon: yeah, "dot social" carries... connotations
r10pez10: is japan ok
e_bloc: that only happens on experiencebeej.jp
e_bloc: thats what ewe think?
r10pez10: oh ewe not you
gsyhiap: It's really easy to migrate your existing Mastodon account to a new instance though, like kind.social, for instance.
Tommadness: eweri
TomatoKigu:
Relatable 
WriterRaven: IAN
RedAlexxis: oohh! right
ContingentCat: Yeah it unfortunately happens too many people want to be approached
realbadatthis_: doomed eweri
CaptainSpam: "*sigh* Martha, the sheep done got softlocked again. Get the reboot."
googoltudoris: coming at each other, and on each other, and in each other...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sheep are not ok generally though, as someone who just had to learn about medically about them
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Matt's face
e_bloc: it might only be when Matt comes though
r10pez10: are there crokinole clubs
SaxPython: Those are some cruel angels
gsyhiap: "motion" pictures
KeytarCat: Straight Deterrence Videos
DoodlestheGreat: Powerpoint.
e_bloc: is it vegan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I assume there was consent
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I shouldn't
ghyllnox: But was there leather
Juliamon: mag ring
ghyllnox: Bc then it's not vegan
e_bloc: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh I was meaning more if it was pleather
gsyhiap: Nice shot!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc ......that would deform under the circumstances I'm assuming
DoodlestheGreat: !break
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e_bloc: bigger luke than before
shushu2539: !advice
LRRbot: Remove human skin.
MAPBoardgames: Hmm. Cave Diving. Combining the claustrophobia of getting stuck in a cave, with the threat of drowning and liquid terrors of the deep dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Yeah no thanks
e_bloc: two words: nutty putty
ErynTzun: I am now experiencing Beej1
googoltudoris: look, i don't even go into caves where i've got to squeeze in when there's air to breathe
idontgetmyrealname: !badadvice
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WriterRaven: For more information please reread this advice.
r10pez10: COMING UP: Beej eats a whole cabbage
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Juliamon: man, chillpoint's gonna have *so much* to talk about this week... some of it might even be funny!
A_Dub888 returns having stretched fluids and swapped legs
r10pez10: i always forget there's like an entire whole theme
ErynTzun: Yes we have at least one funny thing that happened thank goodness
azureHaights: Given that gas is a fluid, wouldn't stretching fluids just be the stretch-for-time gesture?
googoltudoris: i mean there's probably millions of people who wouldn't agree, but i think the nvidia thing is friggin HILARIOUS
TehAmelie: i did stretch some fluid by boiling soup
Juliamon: the nvidia thing was funny, but then today it became *hilarious*
googoltudoris: i stretched some some by adding water and serving it over rice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh yeah, the evolution of the story was what made it truly hilarious
googoltudoris: *some soup
TheAinMAP:
sadfleck: buy that man's mug
googoltudoris: i'm OOTL, what changed today?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOW Ian
r10pez10: !store
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Dog_of_Myth:
KadmosTech:
"You have one of those at home" 
Juliamon: googoltudoris a second affair has hit the stock value
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DeM0nFiRe:
CaptainSpam: "MIND taking, baby!"
googoltudoris: @Juliamon omg
r10pez10: is dune ok
e_bloc:
@Juliamon
ghyllnox: Wait was there a *second* affair with a spy
radiowasabi2014: heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy eyyyyyy dune
Juliamon: no, this one was with an employee
thefakeinyellow: based
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 I'm sorry I almost did a spit take because the volume of drugs he took writing that? NOPE
radiowasabi2014: watch sasaki and peeps!
Dog_of_Myth: What Juliamon said
ghyllnox: I don't know if that's better or worse!
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
e_bloc: roadquest
NigiriCatGaming: Historically based or Historically 'based'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc I thought it was going to be some kind of LRR plug as well. I should do my 3rd full rewatch this year
ErynTzun: You can make yourself unsearchable
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ErynTzun: Like mine isn't searchable but it if a person knows me they could easily find me
Vindexrix: I miss Buddy's
cmdrud87: Beej needs to wear hie yukata more often.
ErynTzun: What is the preferred tipping amount yes
Scy_Anide: Drag Bingo is great and in my experience if I don't offer up enough money they just say "straight people pay more" and I have to pay more, which, yeah fair.
ghyllnox: Wait is it 5s? I thought it was 1s
ErynTzun: I only ever went for dancing
DeM0nFiRe: If I am gonna use a blunt weapon, I think I would prefer a mace over a club
e_bloc: I would probably club at some point out of curiosity
ghyllnox:
Oh Heather
e_bloc: but its been a hot minute
Astramentha: awwwww
ErynTzun: awwww
WriterRaven: MOOD.
SaxPython:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel that Heather
e_bloc: I couldn't relate more
Juliamon: Never been to a club, probably never will. There's *people* there.
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WriterRaven: Autism brain and audio-processing disorder means clubs aren't for me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven ^^^^^^^^This is me big time
shushu2539:
ghyllnox: I went to the local gay club once, just to check it off the list, and yeah overwhelming
Dog_of_Myth:
e_bloc:
ghyllnox: \o/
CaptainSpam: Daaaaaaaaaang.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pooooosh boooootaaaan
ContingentCat: I like the crafting nights at the lesbian bar when I can get up the courage to try to meet people
LoadingReadyRun: need one of those gentleman's clubs from Sherlock Holmes where no one's alowed to talk
ghyllnox: @ContingentCat Omg that sounds amazing
ghyllnox: There is a queer coffee shop with a craft group I attend, but Crafting at the Club is a vibe
r10pez10: does anyone want to play blitzball?
melegaunt_: Characters exist for you to consume, Ian.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox That is a club that knows an un-tapped audience
e_bloc: he's more of a dream right
jhmv: no straight man would wear a jacket like that
radiowasabi2014: i wanna be a blitzball when i grow up
Astramentha: yeah I’m convinced
e_bloc: Matt's got a type
e_bloc: 1000%
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LoadingReadyRun: @jhmv I think jrpg hero costumes are an exception
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Or Yakuza
Sapphic_Shenanigans: Lulu my love ♥
virgil82: I thought DS9 was one large polycule with a series of sub-cules?
e_bloc: oh Matt & I have the same type
r10pez10: the type is juniper
SaxPython:
red_shoes_jeff: @virgil82 It... DID sort of turn out that way, didn't it?
azureHaights: "hate couples are a thing in media" don't say it don't say it the camel case in my handle doesn't give it away don't say it DON'T SAY IT
e_bloc: I don't often rule 0, but I am building a Garak/Bashir commander deck and they have partner
ErynTzun: I do not get that outfit at all
TheLodgium: It would probably be the Rio Grande, because they'd end up in a runabout and not an actual ship
ErynTzun: it looks like something to get tripped on not a dress
virgil82: @red_shoes_jeff Now I'm trying to find the relationship web again because it makes perfect sense once you look at it.
azureHaights: a rare partial button eclipse
SaxPython: Beej's Covid Mane was majestic
Juliamon: It was a product of its time
Juliamon: much like Graham's beard
e_bloc: I did forget about that time
Juliamon: the beard will live on forever in the W+P intro
Juliamon: where it belongs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I'm so glad he had that for the filming of that
varmintx0: Graham with that massive beard looked a lot like my favorite philosophy teacher.
CaptainSpam: I promise not to kill you. SPIDER!
e_bloc: huh, my doctor called them an orchidometer
TheLodgium: I'd believe the French integrated a pastry measuring device into a piano
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@e_bloc .......that's something else
Juliamon: Bleach-blonde Kathleen is broadly lost media at this point...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon There's a couple of Feed Dumps somewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which is also where "pink hair" Kathleen lives
Juliamon: For awhile, Paul's beard was controlled by Desert Bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: What do you mean "Paul's on a weird Yoyo"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, when I had hair down to my ass my arms got so tired when I really fully secured it with braids and stuff
azureHaights: "paul's on a weird yoyo" makes perfect sense. he grows it out, he shaves it off, he beejdrops, he works his way out of the beejdrop, rinse and repeat
e_bloc: I'd watch crokinole the long game
azureHaights: that's how that works, right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @azureHaights Oh, it was in reference to his beard!
shushu2539:
varmintx0: 2 for 1
e_bloc: but its gobbler season
iris_of_ether:
LoadingReadyRun:
I keep thinking about growing my beard out but then I get annoyed with it being too long and trim it
JKBalch: Heather says "Split!"
chaos5896: Heather soo good at videogames (see arcapelago stream)
Juliamon: oh man, anyone else hyped for the Long Game archi?
e_bloc:
two weeks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaos5896 Also so many other streams
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon Yes!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon YES
chaos5896: @Juliamon 0.o when?
Juliamon: Starts next week
WriterRaven: @Juliamon Yes, very much keen for the archipeLRRgo. =D
e_bloc: wait the long game what now
e_bloc: oh yeah that's gonna be great
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azureHaights: I-andalf
ContingentCat: I thought that was on purpose
chaos5896: @Juliamon *meme of Vince McMahon falling out of his chair*
KadmosTech: They're taking the hobbits to Iangard!
JKBalch: I thought Ian was one of the statues standing over the river and waterfall
WriterRaven: @KadmosTech Iangard and Beard-dur.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven That got me
e_bloc: f = m * a
TheAinMAP: Wow.
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon should be fun! mrphlip has worked out integration between archipelago events and LRRbot, so we can have LRRbot post unlocks in chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun They are a wizard
r10pez10: tourist von trapp
iris_of_ether:
@r10pez10 
KadmosTech:
CastleOtranto: SO hyped for the archipelago streams
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, and if people saw that and thought "hey, that looked fun" in the LRRscord there is an archipelago over American Thanksgiving that you can sign up for!
WriterRaven: How *do* you solve a problem like Mar-Ian? =P
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or if you don't think you will be ready, just a general archipelago channel
ErynTzun: You can borrow the Confederate flag we(Minnesota) captured from Virginia as long as you promise not to give it back to them lol
red_shoes_jeff: No, Ian, it REALLY does not.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ErynTzun No, they could take the ones that some states STILL USE
betweenmyself: And James Cameron’s Avatar is just Fern Gully
ErynTzun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Start a new game of Capture all shitty flags and rip them up!
googoltudoris: @ErynTzun i LOVE that veej has asked for i back and the official response has been "come and take it, traitors"
TheLodgium: "You are 16, going on bath scene" might not have been the best of choices
Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris That is such a WILD THING for them to do "hey, can we have this PROFOUNDLY BAD SYMBOL BACK"
KadmosTech:
@TheLodgium 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KadmosTech Honestly that is probably better than the actual song in the musical
MrPhlip: yaml: what if we made json worse?
r10pez10: is samba di amigo on there
azureHaights: time to unlock everyone else's games with Oops All Koi-Koi (i really like koi-koi)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Come ask the discord channel!
r10pez10: the tunic stuff is very fun to watch matt
MrPhlip: I've done about a dozen different games in AP runs with my group and Tunic is not close the best one I've tried
ErynTzun: @googoltudoris it is extremely funny, it's technically a war flag because it's square but also owned by the MN Historical Society not State of MN, but still. They've asked so many times and the answer is always hahaha nooooooo.
googoltudoris: @Thefluffiestguineapig any comment i have is gonna violate TOS REAL quick
KadmosTech: You could always manually deathlink? Reload from save/checkpoints
KadmosTech: yeah that lol
DeM0nFiRe: I don't think sotn has pits that kill you except like the water in the bottom right maybe?
KeytarCat: Katamari gathussy??
TehAmelie: Katamari Damasad
e_bloc: well the Katamari theme is now in my head for the next 48 hours
LoadingReadyRun:
I want deathlink for StarCraft that activates on every unit death
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Don't worry, you have that with Civ, because every military unit death is death link
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Thefluffiestguineapig: The discord looked into what "deathlink" meant for each game when it was announced you were doing it, and we all went "do.......do they know Civ does this for deathlink"
LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig wow! what happens with an incoming deathlink? Does it kill whatever unit you are controlling?
azureHaights: cleurghb
MrPhlip: I'm just saying, it's technically possible to make it so that bits in the chat send deathlink :innocentface.emoji:
KadmosTech: @LoadingReadyRun it's configurable. You can receive incoming deathlink as a loss of faith/gold or death percentage of current units
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun That I would need to go ask, I learned about this from someone else who has done this/knew about this in the discord. I just know that is how it ACTIVATES for everyone else
azureHaights: that - puck - did the worst, so now it goes away, bye-bye~
hidingbox:
e_bloc: @LoadingReadyRun no one has lived long enough for an incoming deathlink
Twilight_Spark: Replay!
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red_shoes_jeff: Crokinole Montage!
betweenmyself: The Plane Life of Jordynne
ghyllnox: Robert Christ
KadmosTech: Could Jesus have made a Filet-o-Fish?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: and wine
e_bloc: Jordynne is the designated LRRvivor
JKBalch: Mary had the recipe for wine, Joseph the recipe for wedding cake
ErynTzun: I would rather turn wine into water
red_shoes_jeff: "Don't worry, Jessie! I'll put crosses on all your stuff as a warning."
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Come on down to Bob Christ Used Carts!
TehAmelie: having just read about the adventure where Jesus curses a fig tree for not having any figs, i figure he has to have a penalty to fruit
DeM0nFiRe:
e_bloc:
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Clear Hearts, Oh Shit, Can't Lose"?
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ghyllnox: Tithe = tenth
WriterRaven: @DeM0nFiRe wahey, thank you!
Herbert_Erpaderp: Praise the LRRd?
e_bloc: decimate your income
ghyllnox:
Cptasparagus: I make $50 a month so it works out
Dog_of_Myth:
melegaunt_:
ContingentCat:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
iris_of_ether: Whooo dress
azureHaights: Paul of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we must learn
varmintx0: Lulu's dress, specifically.
TehAmelie: i guess i could have called it "Jesus in Mark 11:12-14" to be scholarly
ContingentCat: !lovepaul
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SnackPak_: how exciting
ErynTzun: There is definitely an entire person behind that mannequin
Boon_33: oofa
e_bloc: don't worry, we have a 2x4
KadmosTech: Is Ian deathlinked for TTSY?
KadmosTech: F*
ContingentCat: And trying not to die
Boon_33: chat, if you don't know... know you can't mess with a charged CRT.
iris_of_ether: "Cheap"
RatherLargeToad: It’s super sweaty these days
MrPhlip: Paupular
e_bloc: did you see the price on baleful strix when it became pauper legal
TheLodgium: Just because it's common doesn't mean it isn't old and not reprinted
shadybunny46: @e_bloc its still crazy i tried to buy some yesterday
TheLodgium: There's always penny dreadful
lirazel64: Middle class pauper.
Micalovits: Nono, thats penny dreadfull
GrathXVI: Whereas cards do actually get priced out of Beejlander
melegaunt_: Somebody tell Alex - it's time to bring back Prancy Pants
Micalovits: I mean... Was unbeatable really cozy?
e_bloc: wicky wicky
TheLodgium: Do you war like this... Forever?
Earthenone: listen, just let paul have his fun
e_bloc: this game was real fun to watch
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Paul has some guardians to beat
Juliamon: That's WHY it's Shift at Midnight
Juliamon: its a remote multiplayer
Dog_of_Myth: Fire Tower is a good game
Diabore: and then ARCHIE!
Mai_Andra: I'm starting to think the midnight shift might be cursed...
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You are trying to burn down the other towers with fire
Diabore: remember archipelago starts next thursday chat
TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth:
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie:
DeM0nFiRe:
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chaos5896: Thanks LRR crew and mods for all that you do! o7
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