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Stormgod519: HELLOOOOO!
Shadowsoflife: Oh hey, I didn't have to reload
neisan2112: PAUPER TIIIIME!!
pawssumplace: yay
neisan2112: I finally went to a few pauper nights at my LGS since the last stream.
neisan2112: Good format, need to do more
dashiestand: Time to enter the shadow realm.
Shadowsoflife: My realms?
dashiestand: Lmao
dashiestand: Yay it's starting
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codatski: F N P F
BrowneePointz: Pauper!? Surely this means yall are slinging with Burger King Sleeves tonight!
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RayFK: They're all trapped!
Blasteg: so we're playing Magic... Pauperly
CrossXhunteR: ooh, just in time to paup
RayFK: Suckers
CrossXhunteR: im in atlanta, but im not at magiccon
NotEvenDavid: give wheeler a dollar and give serge 10 bucks
BrowneePointz: In other Atlanta news, holy crap Nauctis looks incredible
dashiestand: Please tell me someone is on zubera storm
calculated_uncertainties: @NotEvenDavid give wheeler 5 dollars, but not USD
BrowneePointz: It is
gibbousm: Proper Paper Pauper
Sealtest: its on amazon already
BrowneePointz: It went up for preorde right after the panel
BrowneePointz: Preorder*
neisan2112: Ohhhh I need to grab a Perferator Crocodile!!
NotEvenDavid: calculated_uncertainties TRUE he never said what currency
dashiestand: Mcsleevies
wholsometiger: Can someone hit up a bank and hand Wheeler a 5$ note in something like Madagascar currency?
dashiestand: Do you have a tip jar?
CompleatedPinkie: I hope we get some kind of footage of that event in Atlanta. Event footage (especially, but not limited to, GVlogs) has been some of my favourite LRR content.
BrowneePointz: Based
Drum0_0:
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I'm gonna mail him the cleanest crispest fiver I can get, laminated
RayFK: Steal 5 dollars from his wallet
BrowneePointz: Fight Wheeler at a Waffle House
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Give Serge five bucks while looking pointedly at Wheeler.
AugmentingPath: Benjamin "What about my reward?!" Wheeler
BrowneePointz: Winner gets 5 Dollars
kristof162028: Hey friends i just finish building my mono block sacrifice for pauper in paper.
RockPusher: Ben Ben is out of town, time to play Pauper
NotEvenDavid: the cards are as real as they need to be for this
AugmentingPath: Commons are a necessary waste product from the printing of rares. This is inherently an environmentally friendly format
BrowneePointz: Oh yea speaking of they showed off an apocalyptic Nightmarish Elemental Kraken specifically for Cameron to cackle at in Aristocrats
BrowneePointz: It’s welsh. Fake language
dashiestand: It is bowgles
TehAmelie: hmm looks like we have 100 card decks. going to be some powerful magic eh
MegaDosX: Pronounce it like boglees
Drum0_0: bógol
BrowneePointz: Oh cuz it sounds like bogan
MegaDosX: Woah, Cam with the hard G
dashiestand: Filthy boogal
Fruan: It IS a slur! Have you seen those slimy little guys?!
Strebenherz: Bogel sounds like an office manager that bans fun socks friday
AugmentingPath: it's a slur for uncultured Australians, I think
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Boggle is a registered trademark of Parker Brothers. You can't legally say it.
foolish_s4mwise: I thought it was bugles
MegaDosX: @AugmentingPath That is bogan, which is pronounced more like they've been saying bogle is pronounced
RockPusher: AugmentingPath ah yes, the bogan deck
MegaDosX: Bow-gan
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BrowneePointz: A third affair joke has hit the Nelson lol
AugmentingPath: @RockPusher The hexproof is because of the hat corks. They stop incoming spells
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LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
TehAmelie: *writes down* "nyenng"
AugmentingPath: Ah yes. Wild Rose Rebellion
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not be confused with Black Mage's Todd.
BrowneePointz: The Naked Time is making waves in standsrd right now
AugmentingPath: @BrowneePointz Oh my
BrowneePointz: WotC was too cowardly to call the deck Naked Boros though
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
RayFK: The real question is what level will you be James?
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
couchboyj: I've been healing in Forever. I get to downrank!
BrowneePointz: James tame a bear already ya goof
Blasteg: Do tokens have rarities?
RockPusher:
James using Matt for carrys to level up 
BrowneePointz: Yes same rarity as the card that makes them @Blasteg
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: Give or tak
BrowneePointz: Take*
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They do if they're copies, but only Un-Rules can care about it.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
RockPusher: Tokens have rarity as a consequence of printing logistics not as intention
matthaus_c: A+ Snow Mountain game from Nelly
BrowneePointz: Collector boosters shook up the algorithm on them a lot. But GENERALLY they’re as rare as the card that makes them.
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
BrowneePointz: Which is why the fable of the mirror breaker goblin shaman is freaking expensive
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
matthaus_c: moxfield pages for 4x formats are so small
BrowneePointz: But yea for chat, at the panel today they described Nauctis as “D&D under the sea” and every piece of art they shared what ABSOLUTELY incredible.
CrossXhunteR: !decks
BrowneePointz: Shared where*
BrowneePointz: Were** typing with hiccups is hard
CrossXhunteR: was?
BrowneePointz: Yes that
matthaus_c: let them eat cake
bbblehh: Question for Paul, does the card reader need to preload what cards are going to be played or does the preloading just make it function faster/better/more consistently?
MegaDosX: Was that three different Counterspell printings?
BrowneePointz: Tell Marie Antoinette that
couchboyj: Its gluten free
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No more than 4.
MegaDosX: Outstanding
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: Did you get the secret lair callback to that art?
Strebenherz: shoutout to a fellow "yeah i just have the one of"
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
BrowneePointz: It was a secret lair right?
CrossXhunteR: my wallet is going to hate me for wanting to buy a playset of the thoughtseizes in that lair
CrossXhunteR: @BrowneePointz yes
BrowneePointz: Was it REB or Pyroblast?
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
kristof162028: Hey James have u added dispatch to ur mardu syth pauper deck yet?
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Augur of Bolas? Put the top three cards of your library on the bottom of your library!
MegaDosX: Goblin Shaman?
Fruan: Mox Monkey
AugmentingPath: !card gorilla shaman
LRRbot: Gorilla Shaman [R] | Creature — Ape Shaman [1/1] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.
MegaDosX: Wait not Goblin, Gorilla
BrowneePointz: Uktabi something?
MegaDosX: Got wires crossed in my brain
MegaDosX: Too much goblin
AugmentingPath: repeatable artifact removal, oh yes
CompleatedPinkie: Woah. I should dig through my collection and see if I have a second Pyroblast...
kristof162028: So James is anyone playing cards that were down shifted due to the zeta set?
CrossXhunteR: worlds coverage has wrapped up so now i am giving this stream my full attention
neisan2112: Mono black is sadly not really a thing as much.
GlennSeto: Filthy casual here, what format is Pauper?
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon:
CrossXhunteR: @GlennSeto commons only
calculated_uncertainties: the cushions were rotated so hard
DeM0nFiRe: Every format is Beejlander now
EvilBadman:
Imagine we had Zeta do a giveaway of Zeta Set SLs. 
MegaDosX: @CrossXhunteR Importantly, cards that have common printings. So you can run a rare in a Pauper deck if it has ever been printed as common
CrossXhunteR: and like 10 cards printed newly at common
e_bloc: and that's why baleful strix spiked in price
matthaus_c: rip PoP and Narcomoeba
BrowneePointz: Like baleful Strix
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LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
matthaus_c: Brazilian and Italian TOs just ran events with them despite the PFP directions
e_bloc: check your bulk for baleful strix
CrossXhunteR: Dispatch is pretty good. maybe good for cameron's deck
Diabore: from zeta yeah
matthaus_c: Strix gets played in Faeries and some Affinity decks yeah
matthaus_c: good Terror check
GlennSeto: Aren't early editions unbalanced af?
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
gibbousm: They pre-banned Narcomoeba
LRRbot: Navigator's Compass [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.
EvilBadman: 12 cards got shifted: Dispatch, Return to Dust, Serra Angel, Narcomoeba (BANNED), An Offer You Can't Refuse, Cut Down, Sengir Vampire, Price of Progress (BANNED), Vandalblast, Gigantosaurus, Baleful Strix, Soul-Guide Lantern
theastralmyth: The full-arts from Modern Horizons were a panorama
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
matthaus_c: we could have been a Price of Progress in Pauper world for, like, a week
CrossXhunteR: i think narco would be neat, but not if spy is allowed
e_bloc: geez an office you can't refuse
e_bloc: *offer
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
e_bloc: that's a downshift
MegaDosX: @e_bloc Man I would love an office, being out on the floor sucks
r10pez10: beej's corner office
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
e_bloc:
@MegaDosX 
LoadingReadyRun:
what would be the most pauper breaking rarity downshift you'd like to see?
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
definenull: Go birds!
CrossXhunteR: soul-guide is a nice downshift because relic of progenitus is way too expensive
CrossXhunteR: exile another card Cam
MegaDosX:
@LoadingReadyRun The One Ring 
Spritz_T: hehehe
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX The <extremely common> Ring
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
soundscape7: double chocolate
CrossXhunteR: one of those apple crumble things
circusofkirkus: no bran muffins?
AugmentingPath: @LoadingReadyRun a ring
MegaDosX: James, playing Switzerland
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
Sogheim: James being decadent again
BrowneePointz: The correct answer James is Pumpkin White Chocolate Chip
Juliamon: choc muffins are just cupcakes, it's OK to admit it
NeoKevlar: Gimme a walnut muffin
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Blasphemy
TehAmelie: i'd just like a really big muffin. American sized.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
LRRbot: Pyroblast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's blue. / • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.
MegaDosX: Pretty sure it's the best one yeah
scrambled_doot: currently yes
klippiatt: Fiery Cannonade, Sulfurous Blast...
MegaDosX: Hence why it's so expensive
scrambled_doot: its that and Drown in Sorrow
matthaus_c: Krark-Clan Shaman is a very flexible one
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
CompleatedPinkie: I used to really love those big muffins with cylindrical (non-tapered) bases that are just about as wide as the top.
CrossXhunteR: breath weapon just got reprinted in Foundations Commander decks, i believe
LRRbot: Glacial Floodplain | Snow Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped.
ACluelessBull: yeah
e_bloc: i forgot lorien revealed had an alternate mode
MegaDosX: Yeah it's dropped in price a bit which is neat
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
MegaDosX: Used to be more
CrossXhunteR: i think they're neat
MegaDosX: I have heard they're good
BrowneePointz: Amazing starter decks I think
HadesLeprechaun: Pestilence will let you just dump mana into killing everything
MegaDosX: Have not played them yet
definenull: Wait breath weapon was how much?
BrowneePointz: From what I’ve heard
SolarBlitz1: They're pretty good, definitely holding up in our pods
Arkroma: They seem like a great starting place
CrossXhunteR: i like that they gave Giada another new piece of card art
MrBunnyMan: Foundations commander decks stream?
Svengineer: great bang for the buck from what ive seen
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Precons, Prof finally got his Bant Merfolk
SolarBlitz1: Also good reprints
CrossXhunteR: they all had really solid reprint value
MegaDosX: @definenull MTGGoldfish has it at around $8 at its peak
e_bloc: the star trek commander decks have some pretty sick reprints
zuha91: They are way better than later "starter" decks
googoltudoris:
why not? it's not like anyone plays any other formats 
LRRbot: Union of the Third Path [2W] | Instant | Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
BrowneePointz: Unfortunately there $75
BrowneePointz: They’re
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Owl_on_Caffeine: Yeah, black has Pestilence. It also has Crypt Rats.
MegaDosX: Yeah been a minute since Ian was on FNPF
CrossXhunteR: Ian Horner, one of the players in the longest ever Friday Night Paper Fight stream?
SolarBlitz1: I remember him announcing his morph, as habit
definenull: Rian... Rarean?
ckupf: He did give us Chromeshell Crab
BrowneePointz: Chrome shell Crab was Ian
bytecaster: cute!
BrowneePointz: Famously
soundscape7: ian liking star trek just makes sense
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
RockPusher:
Tiltychat happy enough not hanging out with Majima for a week to see Ian have fun with Star Trek 
public_key_reveal_party: Ian was also on the bylaw and order commander night
matthaus_c: we casting Explore the hard way
goberlick: coming in to chear up very depressed atm
e_bloc: my life if they dress up as garak, bashir, o'brien and keiko o'brien (my favorite trek polycule)
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
BrowneePointz: He was on more fnpfs way back when(he caused the Dovescape moment)
SirKerrick: Skred's dead, Jim
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
BrowneePointz: But yea Ian is a rare Fnpf labubu
googoltudoris: @e_bloc how DARE you leave out kira, after she had the o'briens' baby!
SirKerrick: Seems like a postordain if a Timelord is involved...
CrossXhunteR: ian has been on one in the past 2 years, because i remember seeing him on one. dont remember the episode though
BrowneePointz: Ian is the solid gold Labubu of FNPF
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
e_bloc: @googoltudoris oh you're right, can we convince Paul?
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
soundscape7: sweet alter
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
SirKerrick: Anyone else have a visual of Kor Skyfisher diving from the sky and stealing the lambas bread away from hungry hobbits?
CrossXhunteR: woo, nelly finally got to do the thing
Bionull: Picturing this kor flying over people dropping bread crumbs all over them
BrowneePointz: I LOVE that ephemerate
e_bloc: it is a gorgeous ephemerate
CrossXhunteR: 4 "extra" cards in a turn
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Kor Skyfisher Cameron, they just printed a Seal Monk that’s a double Imperial Recruiter in White
CrossXhunteR: photon
BrowneePointz: Monica Rambeau Photon
Mr_Bitterness: Photon, Monica Rambeau
collectangels: photon/Spectrum
collectangels: She was in Wandavision
CrossXhunteR: she was a draft bomb in the marvel super heroes limited set
collectangels: and in The Marvels
BrowneePointz: She can control the ENTIR electromagnetic spectrum Cam. She’s mega powerful, and cool
TehAmelie: she doesn't have the "strike criminals with the fear of God" sort of superhero name but she rules
matthaus_c: I've never drafted 5c so many times back to back since KHM
BrowneePointz: They don’t use her much because her powers are BS
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Dalrint: A new magic set every ten weeks seems...untenable...
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
NeoKevlar: nelly gets dinged
NeoKevlar: by the rod
CrossXhunteR: @Dalrint 5 a year?
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
gibbousm: yeah, but a few this year were small sets
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
idontgetmyrealname: 5 sets a year would be golden again
Diabore: id love 5 a year, 3 in universe 2 ub
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
idontgetmyrealname: especially if one of them wasn't standard
idontgetmyrealname: wait
NeoKevlar: i think we missed the rod dinging nelly for the bread coming in right?
ContingentCat: Who would you kill?
Bionull: You heard it here, James wants 5 more sets a year
Micalovits: WE had 5 a year for quite a while - 4 standard and then something else
CrossXhunteR: dust to dust, reprinted finally in mystery booster commander edition
LRRbot: Behold the Multiverse [3U] | Instant | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / Foretell {1}{U}
SoylentDoener: with zeta and commander mystery booster 9 sets in a way
LRRbot: Pyroblast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's blue. / • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.
CrossXhunteR: @Micalovits when do you think the last time that was
Diabore: @SoylentDoener i dont know if id count zeta, it was a weird secret lair product
Micalovits: 21 or 22 probably?
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
matthaus_c: counting mana advantage like frame data hits different
BrowneePointz: As a fun science fiction thing Cam, Monica dodged an attack by turning into a lightning bolt that struck the ocean, which had the weird side effect of dispersing her across thousands of miles and when she finally reformed found out she was now functionally immortal
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SoylentDoener: @Diabore which affected legality here, but it can easier be ignored with no new cards yes
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
definenull: Only 6! What a treat!
e_bloc: in an earlier round
definenull: That's only a set every 8-9 weeks
couchboyj: Going down on sets, but not much on cards, because no small sets next year
A_Dub888: what up besties! How's it Paupin?
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
BrowneePointz: The weirder thing is we don’t know the last 2 sets yet, and I’m VERY intrigued WHERE they’re gonna get announced since the UB Partners will be doing it
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePointz: And like the biggest events I can think of between now and April is like….The Game Awards
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
BrowneePointz: Oh yea! We got our first look at the Magic Netflix series!
BrowneePointz: That’s coming next year!?
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Universes Beyond David Cage
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Akawalli, the Seething Tower [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [3/3] | Descend 4 — As long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Descend 8 — As long as there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets an additional +2/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
LRRbot: Marble Gargoyle [2W] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [2/2] | Flying / {W}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen: nice stack!
ghizmou: what a fight
TheDevil_Risen: howdy Cam, hope you are well dude!
TheDevil_Risen: hey again Nelly
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
kluges: They can both target archaeomancer
TheDevil_Risen: unfortunately nope
matthaus_c: this may be what we call garbage time
AkiraBalance27: if all you have is lands his counterspells are blanks
AugmentingPath: yeah it's great. means it'll all be over soon
Blasteg: powerful magic!
Micalovits: I uhhhh, think we are in big trouble cam
GasCityGaming: all around me are familiar faces...
TheDevil_Risen:
Cam does
googoltudoris: cam may i suggest drawing some spells
TheDevil_Risen: wanna swap him?
matthaus_c:
how many Thoughtcasts can you chain in Mardu 
LRRbot: Rise and Shine [1U] | Sorcery | Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on each artifact that became a creature this way. / Overload {4}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
e_bloc: drawfour bridges
Blasteg: have you tried drawing 4 extra card a turn?
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
AugmentingPath:
judge he put the wrong ephemerate back in hand. get 'im
Datnade012: im blaming James here
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
ACluelessBull: @TheDevil_Risen (were you responding to kluges?)
quatoria: ah, that was the gambit
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
AugmentingPath: archaeo out of nowhere
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
CrossXhunteR: nelly got to do the thing
quatoria: you weren't cooked, you were cooking
CrossXhunteR: one or two
e_bloc: a continent
matthaus_c: it was a number between 1 and dead
LRRbot: Hydroblast [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's red. / • Destroy target permanent if it's red.
LRRbot: Dispel [U] | Instant | Counter target instant spell.
Mr_Bitterness: What are Nelly's sleeves?
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e_bloc: "how many lands are you playing"
CrossXhunteR: lands
Strebenherz: brain went to "niles spellbomb". "NIIILES"
fcloud:
@chat, is lrr not attending magiccon atlanta? 
i dont know what their usual practice is
matthaus_c: a bunch of them are
Juliamon: fcloud Several members are already there
Juliamon: this is what's left
fcloud:
ty @Juliamon @matthaus_c 
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CrossXhunteR: he's out of line, but he's right
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
LRRbot: Navigator's Compass [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.
Drum0_0: Is this an intervention?
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
fcloud: calling each other commander players? let's not say things we cant take back
BrowneePointz: I mean, we could’ve REALLY insulted Cam and insinuated he plays CEDH
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
Dandyfloss:
pauper 
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
fcloud:
instead of calling it pauper, they shld call it POGGER 
Dandyfloss: paupchamp
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: at an RCQ last weekend i saw a player almost shuffle his opponent's deck into his own at the end of match
matthaus_c: @CrossXhunteR 'we were playing for ante, right?'
BrowneePointz: Like a red crop rot
CrossXhunteR: they were on different archetypes so it wouldnt have been a hard fix if he did it, but still funny
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
fcloud:
@CrossXhunteR they didnt have different sleeves?
CrossXhunteR: @fcloud nope, both jet black
fcloud:
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
fcloud: thanks lrrbot
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Dandyfloss: i built jeskai ephemerate recently but i haven't actually played it, doesn't seem as proactive and interesting for my kind of playstyle
matthaus_c: grip full of answers is a good way to play
LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature — Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Navigator's Compass [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
CrossXhunteR: y'all see the new Phelia printing by Heather Hudson? what a goofy goober that dog is
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
matthaus_c: @CrossXhunteR love Heather Hudson being back
WiJohn: Nelson's deck is filthy
r10pez10: the value
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
100viewbots: dust to dust two
Dandyfloss: two more damage off the black mage's rods
Mr_Bitterness: 1 mana Lava Axe
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
matthaus_c: remember Ephem in exile for Rebound
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Hydroblast [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's red. / • Destroy target permanent if it's red.
LRRbot: Raiders' Allegiance | Plane — Ixalan | Raid — At the beginning of your second main phase, for each player dealt combat damage this turn, you get a point counter and create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace. / Whenever you planeswalk away from here, each player with the most point counters or tied for the most point counters creates three Treasure tokens and draws three cards. Then remove all point counters from each player. / Whenever Chaos ensues, prolifer…
LRRbot: Pyroblast [R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell if it's blue. / • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.
matthaus_c: big blast stack
Dandyfloss: sick stack
MegaDosX: That stack tho
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: it was rebounded and put back in GY
Mr_Bitterness: Nelly's deck: "It's the Circus of Valueeee!"
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
matthaus_c: basically SeekerWalking now
LRRbot: Dust to Dust [1WW] | Sorcery | Exile two target artifacts.
CrossXhunteR: you didnt untap those lands
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
MegaDosX:
This is why I always verbalise "untap upkeep draw" when I'm playing in paper, so I don't forget that 
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
kluges: Nelson rebound creates a delayed trigger in your upkeep, and you don't go to cast the ephemerate until you resolve the rebound trigger. The first ephemerate gets cast and resolves before the second tries to get cast, so you can target and resolve both ephemerates on the same creature if you want to
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX we used to joke that that was Ajani's Mantra (after the card of the same name that gains you one life in your upkeep)
AugmentingPath: @kluges the second ephemerate won't resolve because the creature it's targetting has disappeared (and reappeared, but the spell doesn't know that)
100viewbots: how would he get mulldrifter back
Micalovits: Played to much eternal witness and ephemerate probably
Diabore: id just grab bolts at this point
CrossXhunteR: could eat the synth while cam can't crack it himself
Sogheim: must be a powerful turn, there's so many game actions happening
e_bloc: I'd grab the gom jabbar
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Behold the Multiverse [3U] | Instant | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / Foretell {1}{U}
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
Diabore: progress!
CrossXhunteR: how many red sources does nelly have?
LRRbot: Skred [R] | Instant | Skred deals damage to target creature equal to the number of snow permanents you control.
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Diabore: is there a common cost reducer that isnt banned?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Navigator's Compass [1] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
CrossXhunteR: @Diabore there are some that see play in storm decks
matthaus_c: real Jeskai gaming
kluges: @AugmentingPath The second ephemerate doesn't get cast until the first ephemerate is done resolving. In Nelson's upkeep, there's two triggers from the rebounds. Those triggers do not target. After the first one resolves, Nelson goes to cast the first ephemerate, and the archaeomancer gets flickered. After that, the second rebound trigger resolves, then the second ephemerate gets cast
CrossXhunteR: that's why they don't print lightning bolt in standard
Diabore: yeah you could play reanimate
TehAmelie: hmm, "skred" is old English for "shred." they didn't entirely make up a word
Micalovits: Some of the madness cards also have 4 toughness
Drum0_0: Mono U Terror too
100viewbots: awooga
Diabore: seeing how the sausage is made
Mythallian: THEY HAVE LEGS????
KWardJenx: They do have legs!
e_bloc: you're on wikidadbod now
Drum0_0: @KWardJenx And pants!
KWardJenx: @Drum0_0 cheeky!
AugmentingPath: @kluges ohhh, right, yeah. The top rebound's spell will go on the stack above the bottom rebound's trigger. Neat!
e_bloc: oh spicy
100viewbots: bogle the mind
CrossXhunteR: is toadstool admirer pauper legal
MegaDosX: They're usually just little guys as well
kluges: @AugmentingPath Yep! It's weird and not how it works if you cast two ephemerates from your hand, but rebound is a weird ability
Drum0_0: Very annoying little guys.
MegaDosX: I miss James' lightning bolts
CrossXhunteR: you made legal plays with your ephemerates
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Bionull: A bolt target. Get it!
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
e_bloc: hey there boggly boy, flying through the sky so fancy free
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LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
matthaus_c: Noggles & Bogles
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
CrossXhunteR: what color for sprawl?
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
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LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
matthaus_c: the quick eldrazi rumbled over the slippery bogle
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
matthaus_c: the Kibler bait
darkpks2:
oh pauper? 
darkpks2:
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Missing like six letters, D-, apply yourself
CrossXhunteR: where's turbofog when you need it
darkpks2: i ran red blue reanimator
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Once you paup, you can't staup.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Micalovits: Notable, also your opponents enchantments! Might not matter much here
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
darkpks2: delver of souls and ulamogs crusher were fun
MegaDosX: With trample and keywordless lifelink
e_bloc: that seems problematic
MegaDosX: Just bogles things tbh
darkpks2: metamorphosis
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: That man is digging deep
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Bionull: What do you think the artist prompt was for slippery bogle? Draw something small yet detestable?
e_bloc: I don't actually know, is there an answer
CrossXhunteR: this matchup seems really hard. hopefully nelly has a couple annul in the sideboard
MegaDosX: I think Nelson has to stop the Cloak resolving or else he's in trouble
MegaDosX: Trample is an issue since all his stuff is little
e_bloc: trample and hexproof is rough
e_bloc: but that's bogles shrug emoji
MegaDosX: Stopping the Bogle resolving would also help slow him down
matthaus_c: all roads there kinda lead to damnation
MegaDosX: But yeah Nelson's in a rough spot in this match since I think all his answers are "gotta counter [thing] or die"
MegaDosX: Not me!
e_bloc:
Strebenherz: f
e_bloc: oh I didnt even think about that
MegaDosX:
Though I did just have a whole workday yesterday of doing nothing because everyone's e-mails were on fire 
understudi: Ban has at least lifted
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CrossXhunteR: S was F'd, i hear
MegaDosX: We don't know for sure beyond "communication issue"
circusofkirkus: only every 6 weeks?
underhill33: There's a press conference happening right now
Strebenherz: i think lack of maint/upkeep, and throwing ai into the mix
Micalovits: Damn, only every 6? Optimistic
GasCityGaming: Did James get a haircut? Man's lookin sharp!
Dandyfloss: they were all fired, replaced with AI and went to play card games and touch grass
matthaus_c: all the air traffic controllers reveal their affairs with Jensen Huang
MegaDosX: Is that like how Grindr crashes every time a certain political party has a convention?
Strebenherz: without getting into it air traffic control has needed some tlc for decades, but this was not the solution
MegaDosX: @Strebenherz "We know you need help, so here's a cleaver to cut your hands off. Now you don't have to worry about working."
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
e_bloc: I can't believe the government fucked something up
MegaDosX: Misstep is not Pauper legal
Dandyfloss: it was never common
LRRbot: Gladecover Scout [G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | Hexproof
darkpks2:
scrambled_doot: its not yeah
CrossXhunteR: not legal
Dandyfloss: foil on the other hand IS legal
MegaDosX: It would be banned so incredibly fast
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
CrossXhunteR: this matchup seems impossible
GasCityGaming: Scout+Armour, I miss bant hexproof in standard
understudi: Dawnbreak Coronet?
Cptasparagus: daybreak
MegaDosX: !card daybreak coronet
LRRbot: Daybreak Coronet [WW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature with another Aura attached to it / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike, vigilance, and lifelink.
GasCityGaming: !card daybreak coronet
LRRbot: Daybreak Coronet [WW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature with another Aura attached to it / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike, vigilance, and lifelink.
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
MegaDosX:
Bold move Nelson
LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
Cptasparagus: its been in two masters sets
Cptasparagus: but it was from future sight
radioshackraider: There's Masters set art of Coronet that's Theros themed
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Dandyfloss: tarogoyf is my favourite token
00gogo00: it's from reality fracture
CrossXhunteR: tarmogoyf is from reality fracture. so probably jace's multiverse
MegaDosX: The reprints of Daybreak Coronet after Future Sight have it depicting Brimaz, but they're masters sets and a commander precon so idk
understudi: The Masters reprints have it on Theros? Not sure that's meaningful
MegaDosX: Yeah I'm not sure it means anything
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
100viewbots:
can you put the watch up on the card scanner?
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
darkpks2: i have a black and red Tudor hat but it looks like im trying to protect my virginity wearing it
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
understudi: Dude, RUMBLE is a common. Gross.
e_bloc: thraben charm is so good
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
e_bloc: secretly hoping for mana tithe
darkpks2: dead crowd
Diabore: Nelly picked up an island
Micalovits: I think I might have cast the armour before the rumble
MrBunnyMan: I think Nelson is dead 1 turn sooner if you get him to counter the armer.
Diabore: I dont think the game is gonna keep going but nelly picked up an island and put it in his hand
hidingbox: @Diabore I believe so, he picked up one of his lands
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
matthaus_c: the reverse Bertoncini
hidingbox: @matthaus_c double stone rain
CrossXhunteR: -2 explores?
e_bloc: what's the opposite of explore
jadielady: dayman!
e_bloc: unintentionally overburdening yourself
LRRbot: Union of the Third Path [2W] | Instant | Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
CrossXhunteR: i wonder what pauper mana would be like nowadays if it didnt have the landscapes and bridges. just a million gain lands?
LRRbot: Cartouche of Solidarity [W] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
100viewbots: triple firststrike
MegaDosX: @100viewbots Firsterest strike
e_bloc: imagine augur of bolas hitting something
LRRbot: Envelop [U] | Instant | Counter target sorcery spell.
matthaus_c: Judge's Tower All Star Envelop
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
e_bloc:
CrossXhunteR: with first strike still
LRRbot: Silhana Ledgewalker [1G] | Creature — Elf Rogue [1/1] | Hexproof / This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
100viewbots: down to a sad, singular first strike
e_bloc: mulldrifter seems like it would be good here
100viewbots: bogles go wide
Diabore: Breath weapon seems good here
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
CrossXhunteR: oh he's diggin
e_bloc: how many breath weapons do we have
e_bloc: !decklist
Micalovits: Probably only 1 or 2
e_bloc: yeah, apparently 2 in sb
e_bloc: ty
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Archaeomancer [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
e_bloc: Nelly's doing the thing again
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
Diabore: Was yhat counterspell?
Diabore: Card reader didnt get it
Micalovits: Yes
e_bloc: that is counterspell
e_bloc: counterspell: one of the more reasonable textless spells
LRRbot: Behold the Multiverse [3U] | Instant | Scry 2, then draw two cards. / Foretell {1}{U}
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Breath Weapon [2R] | Instant | Breath Weapon deals 2 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Diabore: Aaaaand game 3
LRRbot: Silhana Ledgewalker [1G] | Creature — Elf Rogue [1/1] | Hexproof / This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
Diabore: Or not mayhaps?
e_bloc: hold up just a second playa
e_bloc: still got a tag team match with this ledgewalker
Diabore: @e_bloc Its now a tag team match? Or a 1 on 1 with the undertaker?
e_bloc:
@Diabore
LRRbot: Revitalize [1W] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Draw a card.
e_bloc: three fogs and you draw a card?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
e_bloc: they've pushed white too hard
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
definenull:
oh no, the jeskai player is going to discard... 
\lh
LRRbot: Gladecover Scout [G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | Hexproof
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
CrossXhunteR: draw for turn
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
hidingbox: should probably draw step first
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
CrossXhunteR: nelly probably won't miss an extra card
e_bloc: thats the kind of card that doesnt seem like it should be a common
CrossXhunteR: they call him big booty
e_bloc: he's a magician, gotta hide the doves somewhere
matthaus_c: great tournament deck though, saves so much mental
CrossXhunteR: @e_bloc thanks, commander masters
definenull: which spell?
CrossXhunteR: @definenull murmuring mystic is the one i believe being talked about
e_bloc: can't wait for zeta set 3 when legolas' quick reflexes gets reprinted at common
ContingentCat: Butterfly effect yeah
100viewbots: all about the feng shui of the cards
CrossXhunteR: you need to draw your ephemerates
hidingbox: Spoilers!
CrossXhunteR: there have been a number of games where that doesnt happen
CrossXhunteR: it's like doing seekerwalk shenanigans in canlander
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
GasCityGaming: I don't wanna say Lantern Control of Pauper but......
matthaus_c: you've been across Recall Jeskai at MNH, those endgames don't look too different past the statlines
KWardJenx:
500 Huge fan of these pauper evenings
e_bloc: don't worry, next time you can cast baleful strix
LRRbot: Glacial Floodplain | Snow Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped.
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
e_bloc: baleful strix
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: Madness Burn is so much fun
gibbousm: Golgari Gardens or Boros Twisted Image
bugbearstew: cam play Ruby Storm
theastralmyth: I'm a fairies fan
CrossXhunteR: it storms
Aarek: beep beep
theastralmyth: UB fairies has strix now too!
e_bloc: I was going to joke armor rancor but uh ok
TheDevil_Risen: do you own tron?
CrossXhunteR: yes to nelson
NotEvenDavid: monster tron is a lot of fun
matthaus_c: we got Goblin Anarchomancer
jazzlalonde: iirc it uses a cost reducer that isnt ruby
CrossXhunteR: there are two creatures that reduce cost i believe
LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
jazzlalonde: but its basically just ruby storm
matthaus_c: right and Thornscape Familiar
NotEvenDavid: yeah goblin anarchomancer is a pauper legal ruby effect
e_bloc: I see why we grounded the planes
bugbearstew: its got goblin and bug reducer. you make a big elemental
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Rank or Rancor?
hidingbox: James chose violence, and it seems to be working
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Micalovits: I like goblins
Micalovits: They sometimes even go to school!
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
bugbearstew: you play Seize the Storm and make a massive elemental for each card youve exiled
e_bloc: I think when it comes to hard flavor text, I dig hatred
MegaDosX: Trambample
LRRbot: Augur of Bolas [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
GasCityGaming: trampompoline
100viewbots: one trample would've been fine
TheFakeRibombee: Ruby Storm is the coolest deck in pauper, but the rituals and masques depletion lands make it the least budget deck in pauper
MegaDosX: @GasCityGaming Please don't bring home any more used crutches
100viewbots: Clap
circusofkirkus: get the mop!
GasCityGaming: @MegaDosX same brain
definenull: excellent cut
e_bloc: fuck there goes the tarp budget
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Strebenherz: 100%
ghyllnox:
Unless you're allergic 
Strebenherz: only eating one slice is an act of restraint i cannot imitate
Strebenherz: @ghyllnox oof, condolences
Triforcecwp: Dollarama sells 100g packs for like $3
Sogheim: you want decadent? try figs if you can find them
fcloud: or tropical fruit-flavored poppers!
LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Toxxick: I prefer Brimstone myself
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
MrPhlip: !!!test
MegaDosX: Is it time to bargle?
TheDevil_Risen: just add milk v2
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Micalovits: Sword to yargle
TheDevil_Risen: was the yargle secret lair
Micalovits: Swargle
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
TheDevil_Risen: but no matt burns (the artist) didnt do basics for it
TheDevil_Risen: ***Mike Burns
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Rustvale Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's Kitchen | Plane — Hell | Whenever you planeswalk here and whenever a creature enters under your control, create a Food token. / Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. / Whenever Chaos ensues, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts or creatures. Draw that many cards and lose that much life.
DeM0nFiRe: card reader what ar eyou doin
MegaDosX: Paul what did you do
LRRbot: Cartouche of Solidarity [W] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike.
e_bloc: not sure card reader but I'm totally on board with that kitching popping off
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Glint Hawk [W] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
matthaus_c: Mono Black Control is Manon
fcloud: sideboards are for decks with weaknesses
fcloud: Most William Gibson Name 2026
glitched_goddess: Elves is…elves.
couchboyj: Lotta Naked Time at worlds this year
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mardu him in.
fcloud: Mardu him dirty
e_bloc:
jazzlalonde: naked time is a real fun one yeah
Diabore: @couchboyj Still cant believe thats a card name now
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When this Aura enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
jazzlalonde: the haste is so mad
glitched_goddess: I always think of Shax saying “ITS NAKED TIME!”
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
e_bloc: building vraska soul of stone commander with naked time/first day of class right now
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As this Aura enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Fruan: Magic was not prepared for the raw power of George Takei with his shirt off.
LRRbot: Slippery Bogle [{G/U}] | Creature — Beast [1/1] | Hexproof
LRRbot: Ethereal Armor [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control and has first strike.
Mustang_Redcloak: What even is the context for that in Star Trek?
e_bloc: it's a TNG episode
e_bloc: er
Strebenherz: @Fruan I hope it gets back to george takei that shirtless him is kicking butt in standard mtg xD
e_bloc: TOS
Fruan: @Mustang_Redcloak Weird virus makes everyone act drunk
glitched_goddess: Water based disease that makes everyone horny
e_bloc: where TOS is the original series
LRRbot: Lembas [2] | Artifact — Food | When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. / When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.
e_bloc: like the naked now, except back then
LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
Diabore: @Strebenherz is it? i didnt see a lot of pixies on coverage even though it was the most played deck
Strebenherz: @e_bloc huh so the naked now tng episode was a ref to an original series
glitched_goddess: Naked Now was TNG S1E2 revisit of the TOS episode
couchboyj: Is Naked time making a splash in modern too?
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Strebenherz: @Diabore huh interesting
e_bloc: exactly what everyone else said
hidingbox: I guess now that strix is legal as well dampens bogles a bit
citizen_pain: 6 7?
glitched_goddess: Naked Modern
hidingbox: I mean the first strike is still tough
Mythallian:
Diabore: @Strebenherz im curious for the conversion stats tomorrow
LRRbot: Drossforge Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Strebenherz: @Diabore conversion stats?
Strebenherz: what's that?
LRRbot: Cleansing Wildfire [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Draw a card.
kristof162028: Hey Nelson is cruel bent blade at common parity?
LRRbot: Galvanic Blast [R] | Instant | Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. / Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.
Diabore: @Strebenherz which decks did the best in standard, they take the number of decks and their records and pass it through frank karsten to see which decks performed and which didnt
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LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.
TheDevil_Risen: !card bentblade
LRRbot: Crude Bent Blade [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
Cptasparagus: @Diabore he eats them and poops out results?
Diabore: @Cptasparagus and then they put it on the internet, yes
definenull: i guess that's one way to get your fibre
Diabore: somehow it makes numbers happen
fcloud: "why did this all occur to me~ i made my mistakes~" -- cameron, probably
matthaus_c: in 23XX we still remember Pocket Bacon
shendaras: the extra thumb on each hand was a game changer
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: @shendaras is it beside the old thumb or beside the pinky?
Omnipotrevor: Cam's deck has no colors?
chaostreader: Synth triggers.
shendaras: By the pinky, I think
citizen_pain: missed leave the battlefield trigger?
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Diabore: boggles is really hard to deal with if you dont have edicts
LRRbot: Kruphix's Insight [2G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top six cards of your library. Put up to three enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest of the revealed cards into your graveyard.
Strebenherz: thank you for pauper!
matthaus_c: another banger in the books
Commodore_Perry_GG:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
e_bloc: I think the button is "bed bath and universes beyond"
Lord_Hosk: Worst games of Pauper I have ever watched on Friday the 13th in november of 2026 on the LoadingReadyRun streaming network.
Lord_Hosk: Also the best games...
MegaDosX: Dust to Dust actually gets reprinted in MBC apparently
Mustang_Redcloak:
One day Lotus Petal will return
e_bloc: that came with my star trek preorder
e_bloc: somewhere, a shiver runs down wheeler's spine
NotCainNorAbel:
500
e_bloc:
707
matthaus_c: Madness Burn is so damn cool
fcloud:
saturday? 
that's only a few days away!
definenull: ooh is it prerecorded or live?
e_bloc: oh I am excited for whatever that is Adam is playing
glitched_goddess: Saturday? That’s next wensday!
e_bloc: holes
ghizmou: you have horses !
definenull: oh dear
e_bloc: Jamesday
definenull: do we need a wellness checkin for this?
fcloud: "how much parenting do my kids need, *really*?"
e_bloc: this castlevania game looks great
definenull: paul can invalidate the stream key
circusofkirkus: Just because James stops streaming WoW Forever doesn't mean he'll stop playing
fcloud: physical kill is the best kind of kill
DoodlestheGreat: Have Ian build it on TTSF
MegaDosX: Oh this game
e_bloc: we're assuming planes work
e_bloc: this game is really fun
DoodlestheGreat: @e_bloc The planes work (usually), it's the people guiding them who boofed it.
Commodore_Perry_GG:
e_bloc: nutty putty coded
e_bloc: @DoodlestheGreat fair
ghyllnox: This graphic is worse than the Let's Nope one
e_bloc: there will be an award for best deathlink
Strebenherz: Cam, you're doing Civ again IRCC? Props to your dedication there
DoodlestheGreat: And NOW, the (long) game truly begins!
matthaus_c: still randomly think of Nelly sending in Colonialism
e_bloc: most deathlink since your last ocarina of time playthrough
e_bloc: 4
Strebenherz: four
rogerivany: There are 4 lights...I mean precons.
hyalopterous: MTHERE ARE FOUR PRECONS
e_bloc: spock borg picard worf
calculated_uncertainties: there are four commander
RatherLargeToad: Borg, Klingon, TOS landfall, and federation fleet
goberlick:
I feel better now
e_bloc: or was Paul going for a bit there
Commodore_Perry_GG: 13
circusofkirkus: but 3 is a magic number
e_bloc: there are five commander decks
smertmonkey: 8.
MegaDosX: Five is good
DoodlestheGreat: How about seventeen?
MegaDosX:
Just do 32 precons
RatherLargeToad: Nine is right out
Mindfire13: I like 5 when its a cycle of color combinations
MegaDosX: Netflix show
Strebenherz: A tv show for WHAT now?
MegaDosX: Magic
Strebenherz: what
RatherLargeToad: showed two cards for Nauctis, but they both kind of suck, unfortunately
MegaDosX: Nauctis previews look sick and the planeswalker's guide reveals some very cool lore
e_bloc: ah well
MegaDosX: @RatherLargeToad There's like eight cards previewed now
Lord_Hosk: There are 8 sets... Borg, Federation, Romulans, Klingons, Cardassians, Kardashians, Minbari, and Elves... Its a weird mix of Commander decks
e_bloc: in fact you probably subconciously ignored at least one of them
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
RatherLargeToad: @megadosx ooo, that’s interesting. I’ve only seen the lotus and the thing that makes your artifacts Sol rings
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e_bloc: @Lord_Hosk later we also find out theres a shadows commander deck but only after we go to z'ha'dum
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Sorry James, you weren’t giftable
matthaus_c: noonetoday and an otherwise empty list
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c That would be a good bit
RatherLargeToad: @lord_hosk I need Gowron to headline my Mimbari deck
e_bloc: Beej
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Beej was 1979, I think Ian was too
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Commodore_Perry_GG:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
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