LRRbot: Quote #2357: "The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly." —Paul [2016-04-20]
BlackDragonETM: clip that ben loses it
Jorge4hg: ok beej turn now
JaymicUnyielding: This is quite the situation to tune in to.
BrindleBoar:
everybody calm down. Beej, take your turn 
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I knew tonight was going tob e good
MadAran87: This is gold.
coelopteryx: these goobers have gone into the SILLY zone
TemporallyAwry: So yeah - it did get weird.
Banrael:
100 I just got here and don't know whose turn it is. But hey, have some bits.
justwhatever_idk: Moonbase is infected with the Ch0nic
2Flower: This breaks the Ben.
corpocracy: See, THIS feels like Pandemic
phorrestgaze: I'm still confused, who's lactating?
Mysticman89: breastfeeding in the miltary bases instead of fighting infection, tsk.
sheqesi: somebody feed Ben!
yainniay: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:16:57.
vinewood_og: love this soooooo much
Featherweight_: All of Vic has a contact high.
FITorion: I am
ayirbudd: @momalyd probably both, but im leaning towards ha! ha!
yainniay: you guys are hilarious
Jorge4hg: hahaha
lemmel: I feel entertained
momalyd: This one time, in the simpsons,,,,,
Pantsravaganza: !advice time
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: I feel sports entertained
BloodnBullets: the cloud is enveloping the moonbase
orionsrise1: more like alzheers!
sifonaonline: The later this goes, the funnier it will get. And the funnier I'll find it.
ContingentCat:
69 for the entertaining content
orionsrise1: it's French!
sheqesi: Moon base hot box with The Ch0nic
OneColdCanuck: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:18:24.
Doomdiver68: Dysfunctional group games are the best.
TheR676767: geeze the board tilted slightly and I had a heart attack
ContingentCat: yup just riots, that's all military bases are for
ky0dar: from DARKEST PERU
sonic_danno: Lima wondering how we got here
RoastedMnM: @ContingentCat Yep.
BlackDragonETM: ben needs to give ian his yello
cuzigotprime: did they win yet
ArcticAtlantic: AFK seems fun. i wish i was irresponsible enough to stay up for it more often xD
justwhatever_idk: get on your dumbass bullshit horse and go on your bullshit dumbass merry way
TheR676767: This time on AFK: Geography Fun Facts!
cuzigotprime: istanbul
Pantsravaganza: fly Ben. move Ian to ben
orionsrise1: should have held a turn
Kidror: Harsh but fair
BlackDragonETM: adam needs to steal from beej to clear red now
vinewood_og: show me potato salad!
BlackDragonETM: nice seems like game is going faster than when they first started
sonic_danno: don't forget ian's power
ky0dar: reebo and zooty?
justwhatever_idk: meesa go to lima to get a pizza
GrimmAwakening: oh yeah... psychic quarantine power is easy to forget.
Khalahd: Zooty - zoot zoot!
sonic_danno: Also, ian gets to look at the infect deck right?
TheR676767: In response... I top
Earthenone: !findquote top
LRRbot: Quote #2386: "We're rollin' on top!" —Cori [2016-04-26]
BloodnBullets: not great to end his turn there
ContingentCat: What did you get Beej?
justwhatever_idk: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4914: "If a baby has attacked you, Adam, you can tell us. We'll believe you." —Ian [2018-04-23]
Earthenone: pour one out for the cities we've quarantine along the way
TheR676767: Afk players status: losing their minds- and it's not even Desert Bus yet
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (22d, 14:34 from now)
ky0dar: i mean, its basically zeta
sonic_danno: Dim Sum Sriners?
phorrestgaze: one dim sum per mini-drone
GrimmAwakening: Dim sum flying drones... now on amazon.. jk
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:26 PM
frozenphoenix7: Someone get Adam some food. His biggest brain requires massive sustenance.
Phosphatide:
tokyopopped
phorrestgaze: tokyopop? reminds me of my youth
Jorge4hg: Ian why you do this?
ky0dar: TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
korvys: Is it a cool scar? Cause chicks dig scars. And Giant robots.
sonic_danno: Does this make Ian Godzilla?
Aneximarius: Got there!
Mysticman89: can you put the scar over your eye?
dougma: Adam is such a delightful human being
ancientspark: Dr. Akira Quinn? Seems like an anime name
justwhatever_idk: ch0nic canonically owns a gun
GrimmAwakening: He's scarred by Ch0nic so can't he just be really dazed and confused.
ky0dar: @LoadingReadyRun do they have more scars in the box?
Pantsravaganza: !findquote knife adam
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
JaymicUnyielding: I have a scar over my eye. But like, ABOVE my eye. And it's small, so it just looks like a mole.
ContingentCat: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #221: "Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
JaymicUnyielding: In other words, not all it's cracked up to be.
frozenphoenix7: I'm not going back. I'VE SEEN THINGS.
Reecer6: "We want you to go to Australia." "That's too close!!!"
sonic_danno: Want to know how I got these scars? weebs and chonic
Fanklok: Adam just needs 6 more scars to finish his Big Dipper
red_shoes_jeff: I'm now picturing Adam getting jumped in a parking lot by a gang of Dr. Mario viruses.
corpocracy: Germaphobic seems fine
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ContingentCat: I have a little scar on my face where I used to have an eyebrow piercing
mjgoins: is this game fun?
Mowdownjoe: Ian's been having some luck with his new ability.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I have a scar on my eybrow. from when my brother threw a spoon
ky0dar: this game is super great.
ky0dar: Harrowing, exhausting, but great.
grizzlyDIZZ: I've heard about those ancient fighting spoons
BloodnBullets: you were planning to use the rivalry to get adam bens red card
TheR676767: It was a spoon? not a spork or something?
ky0dar: I see you've played knifey spoony before
blast_shark: @grizzlyDIZZ catapults?
ContingentCat: I get the impression how fun this game is is very dependent on who you play with
Featherweight_: no it does not
Earthenone: quarintine stays
Mysticman89: thats true of most games surely
e_bloc: show me potato salad
mtvcdm: Any game is going to depend on who you play it with. You're still hanging out with people at the end of the day.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it was a spoon, and he throw it downstairs at me, I don't remember why but it's like this has to be a one in a milliion things
orionsrise1: makes the win con easier
BloodnBullets: i think ben is right
corpocracy: That makes sense
sheqesi: One of the zombies got off the bus and said, "When did we get to the desert?"
BloodnBullets: it seems like its ment to make that wincon harder
Mysticman89: that glass being so close to the edge makes me...and it got sorted.
BlackDragonETM: ben can respond discard a red
dougma: @ContingentCat it is. We started playing this campaign with my mother who is a retired RN who worked as a town nurse for rapid response. It ended up being the scariest horror game I have ever played seeing it through her eyes
TheWanderingNomad: Have we saved the world yet chat?
ky0dar:
spoilers, there's a season 2. The world never gets saved 
withr: doesn't ben only get 1 free build each turn
Earthenone: this is game 2 of the night so... yes?
ChargingFerret: essen is blue, right
ky0dar: Military Base in Sydney: Fort Chuzzwazza
LariatWest: Place faded in Essen? or is it at 3?
Fanklok: Isn't essen blue
jklingftm: !discord
corpocracy: Outbreak at 2?
Featherweight_: so that red in san fran should also be a zombo
Fanklok: Obviously the best strat is to fade the world and eradicate every disease every game
loulou2222: benign... b-nine and a half
ky0dar: Yeah, nah, Fanklok
TheR676767: so many zambos
jklingftm: Lotsa zambonis
ky0dar: zomblbies
jklingftm: Ayyyyyyyylmado
korvys: I also watched the History Of Japan, by Bill Wurtz
Featherweight_: does red still need an action to solve?
ky0dar: yes?
m0nkeyrama: red does, yellow and black don't
Featherweight_: yeah it;s yelowo with two upgrades
ky0dar: it just doesnt need to be in a research station
orionsrise1: yes. red is 5he hardest to solve still
orionsrise1: it can be solved on the road tho
Featherweight_: check that deck
sonic_danno: check the infect deck
GrimmAwakening: If beej can move people like it is their own movement turn then can he use any card not discarding because he's pilot to fly ian or ben to anywhere from a military base?
orionsrise1: check the deck
ChargingFerret: ian, check the deck
TheR676767: deck is now checked
jklingftm: Check yoself before you deck yoself
orionsrise1: lol
ky0dar: ian is the traitor
Banrael: Ian the Plaguebearer
orionsrise1: Ian is three for three!
Jorge4hg: ian was carring the virus all along
BlackDragonETM: Ian "The Plague Bearer" rafagandng
sonic_danno: Adam "the god shuffler" ensures he never draws an epidemic by having Ian draw it
BlackDragonETM: I don't know ian's last name
jklingftm: Horner
Mysticman89: rafadandng sdounds more icelandic.
ky0dar: Horner
ky0dar: Horner of the Corner
Featherweight_: cubes only
jklingftm: Horner the Plagueborner
Earthenone: Save japan?
Earthenone: save za wourldo
orionsrise1: if it doesn't take an action, you can wait to see and react for those cards?
TheR676767: !card endemic plague
LRRbot: Endemic Plague [3B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Destroy all creatures that share a creature type with the sacrificed creature. They can't be regenerated.
BlackDragonETM: blame canada
jklingftm: !card Plaguecrafter
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature — Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
sonic_danno: Is anyone at risk of scarring in Asia?
ayirbudd: if you used that card and sac'd a changeling would it kill everything?
jklingftm: Yes
ayirbudd: neat
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jklingftm: Would be some interesting EDH tech
0x6772: Does Adam want to take any of those cards that Ben just discarded?
Earthenone: ideally you want to use that with mistform creatures against tribal decks
darthcoercis: at what point do the zombies show up?
Fanklok: Adam should totes get that unfunded event back
TheR676767: Unusually, there is not an MTG card called "epidemic" so I found the next best thing
Earthenone: !card smallpox
LRRbot: Smallpox [BB] | Sorcery | Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.
ayirbudd: pox is about as close as ya can get lol
TheR676767: you right
m0nkeyrama: Man, that got really bad really fast
coelopteryx: c h 0 n i c [the]
Mowdownjoe: Ian getting epidemics after his Tops really hurts him.
wikisome:
the trimmed beard looks good
orionsrise1: clear Taipei first!
orionsrise1: black takes three for Adam
Earthenone:
finally a use for 
TheR676767: "well fuck"
corpocracy: Beijing needs a 2?
2Flower: And the world collapses, dragged down by ch0nic [the], Fortnite, and Hep Yay.
corpocracy: Okay, cool
BlackDragonETM: adam discard 2 cards for the black? ian only needs 1 yellow
m0nkeyrama:
This situation definitely deserves a "Yikes" 
Reecer6: HEY NOW
Earthenone:
popedeadpool: Goodnight
Kidror: RIP
DiscordianTokkan:
0x6772: How do the roadblocks work again? Oh, well, never mind.
CaptainSpam: WELP.
lemmel: Ow.
orionsrise1: whoops
2Flower:
UrbanSamurai_22: And you thought you wouldn't be done by 9
jklingftm: That's a yikes from me dawg
ArcticAtlantic: oofa doofa
corpocracy: Good game, guys
Ken_Domo: Increase da markers
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