LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL ready to get Stranding?
Saulens181: how stranding are we talkin' here?
LoadingReadyRun: Very Stranding
Alahmnat: many beach, wow
Saulens181: *john wick voice* yeah, I think I'm stranding.
LoadingReadyRun: 🎵Strand in the place that you live🎵
Alahmnat: no, Paul, that's how you cause a voidout!
LoadingReadyRun: Tune In Turn On Void Out
TacitusVigil: So bye, bye, there's a death stranding guy. Norman Reedus and a fetus carry boxes awry
Alahmnat: bravo
Creideiki_SE: First world problem: getting halfway through cooking supper before noticing that the cookware is not as compatible with the shiny new induction stove as you thought, and instead of grilled cheese you now have a lukewarm melted formerly cheese-like substance.
Saulens181: oof
TacitusVigil: Them good ol' folks in all the knot cities cry, shouting "soon we'll see our package senpai!"
Saulens181: though I hear when you have the compatible one induction stoves are *really* good
GapFiller: mmm lukewarm melted cheese like substance
PsychoI3oy: i've got like 30 minutes of friday's vod still... can we strand a bit later?
Creideiki_SE: They are. Water boils in 60 seconds. I just need to take a magnet to every piece of cookware I own so I know which ones to keep.
Saulens181: Are there like hybrid stoves, where one half of the thing is induction and the other electric?
PsychoI3oy: i'd be down for a half induction half gas stove
Creideiki_SE: I haven't seen any.
beowuuf: psychol3oy: if you got to the big spoiler reveal, I think paul then afterwards just did busy work since kicking off the final game needs long stretch of stream, so you could just start watching :)
TacitusVigil: I once created a stove that instantly heats water by stealing entropy from a different point in the timeline, but some very angry people in dark suits and glasses showed up and took it away.
PsychoI3oy: beowuuf, i've seen a full playthrough of the game before, i'm not too worried
Creideiki_SE: The automatic cut-off is very nice too. When done, just slide the pot over, and the induction coil shuts off by itself, with very little residual heat.
TehAmelie: Maxwell's devilled eggs. . .
beowuuf: ah, cool :) well paul got to his rest area with red alarms and fragile'd out to do some other content first at the end :)
TehAmelie: heh. my brother spent two years in chef school with induction stoves 20 years ago and he still forgets to turn off the heat on any other stove
Genie_M: "the world is ending" - "wonder what the cosplayer is doing...."
PsychoI3oy: yeah, i'm just up to the red 'private room'
TXC2: Hello everybody
Genie_M: hi!
beowuuf: sergeHi txc2
TXC2: hi Genie_M and beowuuf
TehAmelie: wait, more like ten years ago
Genie_M: pre-pre-ultimate stranding
TehAmelie: a decade or two, same thing
TXC2: 10 years, 20 years, last mouth, it's all the same
TXC2: *month
beowuuf: mood
TehAmelie: time, meat, also same thing
TXC2: CONTACT
GapFiller: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL WE ARE LIVE
Genie_M: no music again?
beowuuf: woop woop! lrrSIGNAL
Genie_M: there we go
beowuuf: there is music, though i had it on mute so didn't think there was!
TXC2: indeed music
HundreydAundre: Is this.... the end stranding??
Didero: Good evening everybody!
beowuuf: i think with the amount of cutscenes even if paul started today it would still be wednesday finishing?
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
HundreydAundre: End-stranded, Ends-stranding. End O'Lawns...
omdorastrix: I like LRRbot'
beowuuf: and he's got a hard out today due to can't draw horses club, so maybe more likely wednesday start for that?
omdorastrix: s message in discord: LoadingReadyRun is live with Death Stranding on Rhythm Cafe (Play it Forward || Death Stranding)
TXC2: finishing on Wednesday is the plan
beowuuf: cool cool :)
NightValien28: oh heck a stream
TXC2: !show override playitforward
LRRbot: Currently live: Play it Forward (overriden)
beowuuf: a paul stream!
NightValien28: hello chat, hope yall doing well
Robot_Bones: a 12 hour stream on weds for all the cut scenes then LUL
beowuuf: sergeHi
TehAmelie: the only way it can end is of course Sam getting beached like a whale. probably stuck under an immovable weight of deliveries
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GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
beowuuf: sam was always the whales, and fragile was the bowl of petunias
beowuuf: lrrFINE
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TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TehAmelie: isn't this actor the same one who says "We are the walking dead" in The WalkingD ead?
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN txc2!
TehAmelie: so he can say "we are the death stranding" and it'll be like full circle
TXC2: Paul song HYPE
beowuuf: hey paul
TheAinMAP: SingsNote lrrPAUL SingsNote
TehAmelie: halo Paul
TXC2: thanks beowuuf lrrHEART
beowuuf: :)
wench_tacular: jlrrCooltunes
Alahmnat: eyyy, John Denver
NightValien28: where is home though?
Didero: Always love your singing, Paul
Genie_M: also "home"?
NightValien28: I mean it "exists" but it might be a crater
ArcOfTheConclave: the place does, the people dont
TXC2: does West Vergina still exist in 2021? Kappa
HundreydAundre: Aw. I expected somewhere in Canada...???
Robot_Bones: Home is where the BB is
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Creideiki_SE: And if it does exists, is it now called Country Road Knot City?
NicoTheSly: Hello Paul, of course Sam has a home, beach front property :P
Genie_M: his family with the city they lived in voided out....
wench_tacular: philosophy with Paul
TXC2: when last we left our "hero"
Didero: Startin' the finale, just 35 hours left Kappa
HundreydAundre: Subtle song parodies of other places are my jam,
Genie_M: and left the endgame :)
TehAmelie: is the song about west Virginia or West Virginia again? maybe this apocalypse is an opportunity to settle it for good
Tom_Bruise: yea those alarms were probably nothing
wench_tacular: emergency? brb
beowuuf: lrrFINE nothing to see here, just look at the tar on the ground and not the giant lady
TehAmelie: an apocortunity, if you will
Genie_M: there are some nice 500+ kg hauls
Thatnerdyouknow: dawn gaurd represent
wench_tacular: jlrrPillow
Didero: More Paul streams means more Paul songs, so I'm in favour!
beowuuf: lrrAWW
PsychoI3oy: cool, just got through the end of the vod heh
HundreydAundre: That photo of Serge & Hockey back in LRL did slightly look as if tar did melt down on the concrete.
beowuuf: oops, i meant lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: Longer lrrPAUL stream is just a bonus side effect
PsychoI3oy: 🐴
beowuuf: cori lies to chat about her drawing ability but we don't mind club :p
Genie_M: and we'll be having some of those
sydnius: Bogarting the PIF
Didero: Death Stalling? :p
NightValien28: wednesday is ending cutscene 1, thursday cutscene 2 and friday post cutscenes real ending final final final Kappa
Didero: A long long time ago, in a USA far away
Genie_M: that's the Cyberpunk sidequests
X_modem: pizza time?
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun the choral artists storyline appearently is via emails if you keep delivering to her and the junk dealer
Genie_M: Pizzas are painful
Aenir798: Booth cam
Mysticman89: You're allso in booth cam
Didero: We can't see the game
TXC2: I have feeling a lot of the side story is via e-mails
PharaohBender27: You're still in booth, lrrPAUL
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun you're still on Booth
beowuuf: silly gui forcing us to say 'partial shipment' explicitly
PsychoI3oy: TBH i'd watch a Pauld Describes A Video Game stream
X_modem: @txc2 emails and database entries
saberpilot: we no see game :( but we do see your happy face!
AlliterateA: oh no i missed the paul song
Mysticman89: Are the missions infinitely generated, or is every delivery a hand written experience?
sydnius: Ecotank ftw
TXC2: ah yes the bright red tonka truck
Genie_M: if you create one you can paint it yourself
PsychoI3oy: Mysticman89, AFAIK there's some plot standard deliveries then more procedurally generated oens
Alahmnat: that doesn't sound like something we'd do...
Tom_Bruise: the brightness is so you don't lose where you've parked it, and to alert hostiles to your presence... wait...
Genie_M: NL Assault rifles
TXC2: fall from high places? Gods everybody's steeling James' gimmick Kappa
TheMerricat: I always love this point in games where you have just enough resources to mess around and access to all the new toys
TXC2: Saints row Purple
Tom_Bruise: It's the Joker's car, baby!
BusTed: Nice.
TXC2: Majestic
TheMerricat: Sam "We live in a society" Porter Bridges
HundreydAundre: Wait. what if this is the supposed "THANOS" Car the internet hath been memeing about?
beowuuf: i think the purple is a double bluff. Clearly it can't belong to anyone who is worried about it being seen, so... it must not be important...
CAKHost: Is there a way to get other colors or is that is?
TXC2: no, there's other colours
beowuuf: "we live in a society for the moment, though i may have inadvertently brought about its end..."
TheMerricat: colors are an unlock as you make preppers like you
CAKHost: Thanks!
Genie_M: more colors unlock in the eastern map, more upgrades unlock in this map (lv2 and lv3 stuff)
mitomanox: lrrHEART lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Genie_M: and big jumps
LightingExpert13: i wonder if paul will finish the road system?
TXC2: LightingExpert13 I doubt it, seems to take A LOT of time and resources to do that
LightingExpert13: fair enough.
LightingExpert13: ihe just seem so excited about it. Understandable though since they are big resource sinks
TheMerricat: given how powerful zip lines become if I were going to go back and rebuild a network probably be a zipline network instead of the roads
PsychoI3oy: the playthrough i watched did complete the roads and yes it was a huge time sink
TXC2: gotta make sure we're using BRIDGES brand bridges
beowuuf: i mean Fragile roads sounds like it's asking for trouble :p
Didero: It's a lot easier to take a bunch of stuff in cars over roads than manually over ziplines though
CAKHost: So long! *nose dives down a cliff*
Tom_Bruise: Just don't Austin Powers yourself betwixt the clifffaces
TheMerricat: lol
TXC2: only one way to fine our Kappa
TXC2: *find out
Genie_M: all hot springs are different
LightingExpert13: hot spring
TXC2: Charging out truck from a Tesla coil, the future is here
Tom_Bruise: "Blow out your candles, Laura, for tonight the world is lit by electricity fires. Actually, that's just the town that's on fire. Oh dear God" - the glass menagerie?
CAKHost: Wait, have we reach the lava level in this game?
TXC2: the landscape is based on Iceland, so it's all kinda the lava level :p
sydnius: Jumpytruck how!
LightingExpert13: thought lava land was greenland
beowuuf: scortchfield... sounds... fine?
TXC2: what the hell have they been printing?
Genie_M: you're not good with battery
LightingExpert13: good question...no more questions
LightingExpert13: wow. that is a lot of cartridges.
dumbo3k: I think it's just full
Genie_M: it's fine
Saulens181: it says both truck beds?
Saulens181: I think it;s alll in there
dumbo3k: there was nothing left on the cargo shelf, so I think it all fit
Mysticman89: warrenty expires in 10 minutes, go go go
beowuuf: we have 39 minute to leave...
CAKHost: Who put a zipline here?!
LightingExpert13: 30 point turn
beowuuf: 1 minute per point of turn
thetoastmonster: It's almost like getting to see Paul play Snow/MudRunner
TheMerricat: I'm feeling that zip line was actually a troll line
Tom_Bruise: whoever placed that zipline there is either a jerk or a genius
Genie_M: don't waste battery
LightingExpert13: wonder if you can dismantle others structures in game.
TheMerricat: you can
LightingExpert13: awesome
TheMerricat: it was added specifically because of things like that zipline
TheMerricat: yes
X_modem: yep just in your game
TheMerricat: only your "strand'
Genie_M: this asyncronous "multiplayer" is surprisingly well done
LightingExpert13: interesting. Thought it would be on all.
TXC2: fun story: the guy who invented leaded Gasoline, also Invented CFCs
TheMerricat: if they allowed you to dismantle structures in other people's games then we'd be back at being able to trolls by having people running around removing anything that was useful
Genie_M: and now boost all the way
dumbo3k: I'd feel very concerned if the road I was on was slowly drifting chunks in the air
Tom_Bruise: Dangit, Stealth Parry, you were useless!
LightingExpert13: the floatie road bits are just bumpers ( not really )
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NeoSilverThorn: Movin' me down the highway, rollin' me down the highway, moving ahead so life don't pass me by
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Didero: It's really gonna show all 40 boxes one by one, huh
RebekahWSD: Good morning! Afternoon? Time!
TXC2: hello RebekahWSD welcome
LightingExpert13: thats the bridges promise. We get your packages there fast.
dumbo3k: 42 boxes, because of the books I think
KV1NN4: woof something about the 'delivered' sound is giving me a headache x.x;
Tom_Bruise: That screen took enough time for anyone to have a smoke break
RebekahWSD: I'm glad we have blue!
beowuuf: that's ten - fifteen heartmans
Lord_ZYRK: Eiffel 65 will be thrilled
TXC2: daba deba da doo
Lord_ZYRK: or they'll sue
Lord_ZYRK: one of the two
LightingExpert13: thanks for this delivery. Here is blue.
TXC2: they're not Duluxe, they don't own colours Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: "Yeah it was weird, I delivered a truckload of stuff for this guy, and he blue me as thanks."
LightingExpert13: duluxe? will have to look that up
Tom_Bruise: By God, he's carried so many boxes, he can breathe better!
TXC2: LightingExpert13 they make paint
LightingExpert13: oh. cool. thank you
TehAmelie: i guess we get a lot of cardio
TXC2: yeap, 'cause weight lifting is how you get better cardio, that scans Kappa
TehAmelie: well, also jogging over mountain ranges
TehAmelie: while carrying a small car or such
beowuuf: uuuuh
beowuuf: whew
sydnius: Snek up on ring cameras
TXC2: Showers have to be earned Sam
dumbo3k: Have we learned what the handcuff is supposed to do?
TehAmelie: another good ending would be if Sam lost his hair and revealed his legal name is Saitama. . .
Tom_Bruise: "Hey you! Weirdo tuggin' at the strands in my brain. I gotta go pee"
TXC2: dumbo3k it tracks what we do
TheMerricat: chat are we Sam's invisible friend?
beowuuf: how do 158 of us fit in that tiny room?
LightingExpert13: yep. we are a pooka named harvey.
Rhynerd: We’re very small?
Lord_ZYRK: dumbo3k it does lots of things, like acts as a computer, sucks our blood out, and murders ghosts.
RocknGrohlNerd: hello gamers, hello Paul, does this walking (that Sam is doing) count towards my daily workout ? benginFingers
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd welcome
TehAmelie: i was told drinking all your beer gets you more monster
beowuuf: aaah, we aren't iinvisible, just tiny, got it :)
beowuuf: sergeHi
TheMerricat: it's random after three beers
Tom_Bruise: It would weirdly make sense if everyone in this world was actually a giant person; how else are we crossing the continental US over a couple hours by foot?
beowuuf: i think it's a random chance he trashes his room?
wench_tacular: getting rowdy
TheMerricat: yay we did it
BusTed: Nyeh
Lord_ZYRK: Aww man, our cryptobuddies!
wench_tacular: all gone
KV1NN4: oh nyo
TehAmelie: maybe we'll upgrade beer into giant tardigrades
wench_tacular: drag Lou into this
Tom_Bruise: so we threw a tantrum, and we're not gonna bother cleaning this up
Didero: We should probably tell Lou that this is a terrible way to behave :p
Zaghrog: This just shows that we haven't progressed their deliveries very much I guess
Tom_Bruise: oh it's too late for that; "Do as I say, not as I do" is completely useless
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, it's not some run-of-the-mill gadget! So you better treat both of the ladders you definitely didn't get robbed of well.
Rhynerd: Oh hey, you unlocked a blue color for your stuff
beowuuf: i mean BB has seen mads covered in bloo, so sam's bevaviour seems less harsh...
NightValien28: an umbilical cord is a type of strand I guess
Zaghrog: more repeats?
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
sydnius: Sam DUI
Rhynerd: Ah, more Booze
dumbo3k: bad mikkelsen don't give wine to baby
TXC2: ah yes, our Date with Mads
saucemaster5000: congrat mads for the "another round" win
Rhynerd: i half expected Mads to clink the glass against the BB pos.
Lord_ZYRK: Same, Rhynerd
TheMerricat: Don't worry Paul we learn a lot about Mads.....
LightingExpert13: wonder if clifford shows back up one last time. just thinking out loud.
LadyGrey21: is sam Delivering Under the Influence
Tom_Bruise: iunno, he seems to have gotten it out of his system pretty quickly
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sacrenos: The 5 years. Man that is a long time.
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TXC2: the tantrum sobered him up Kappa
beowuuf: yay to 5 years
dumbo3k: robots aren't good at driving on roads i guess
sacrenos: I remember the stream I first subbed. Adam was playing DS 3 on Adam's Gamehouse. I believe he was dieing a lot to that fire demon miniboss?
Robot_Bones: Timefall? I guess?
TheMerricat: for instance maybe giving them four legs instead of having them walk on just two or I don't know turning them into self-driving cars....
TXC2: shit gets damaged on roads now :p
Lord_ZYRK: They say they don't have that human touch, I say they were built bad on purpose by assholes MrDestructoid
sydnius: Have you driven I95??
CAKHost: I just assume the robots are programed to put the packages down and kick them a bit before delivery
Lord_ZYRK: Whatever happened to that guy from Adam's Gamehaus, anyway? lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: o7 adam's gamehaus. but lrrAWESOME to dice friends tonight
dumbo3k: I assume the bots were made by boston dynamics, but after they pissed off the robots
beowuuf: pretty stacked day, paul now, cori and matt for horse drawing after, then adam with paul/beej for gamebook fun at the end.
beowuuf: I heard he became a League of Legends master seabatSEAL seabatBRAIN
TXC2: I heard he became the boshy
NightValien28: oh heck yeah
NightValien28: the is now the boshy of legends
beowuuf: adam "the lrrEFF ing boshy" savidan
beowuuf: I mean he's only started today, but I assume he's already a master at it
sydnius: Stealth!
TheMerricat: @beowuuf I know. I bruised my rear in the fall from. the Friday before last and still can't sit for long. I'm having to budget how much each stream is getting of sit down vs watching on my phone time today :D
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beowuuf: oh no themerricat, lrr is being pretty cruel to you today then! also lrrHEART for your continued injury
CAKHost: Wow these MULEs are pretty metal! :D
TheMerricat: thanks @beowuuf :)
TheThromborax: Oh, I was messing around this camp with some Vog-luggage the other day. I forgot how fun it is to watch that stuff go off
Tom_Bruise: now evewybody be veeewy quiet
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TXC2: Death Stranding, Tactical espionage package delivery
sydnius: Clean job
TheThromborax: Kojima was eating a Reeses when he saw a DHL truck and nowe we have this game
CAKHost: Ah okay
beowuuf: action time!
FoxBoxGamers: um
Alahmnat: sir?
ContingentCat: So zoomie
Tom_Bruise: Coolcool
CAKHost: I was wondering if theft cargo from MULEs will trigger the alarms
TheOtherTrevor: Magic
saberpilot: magical flying truck
FoxBoxGamers: when you get in... does it stay in the air?
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
Lord_ZYRK: Easy: ghosts
niccus: touch it
Tom_Bruise: No.
TXC2: that shoulsn't be
CAKHost: Huh
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Ian lies.
lostluckDev: "oops"
Caldurin: I mean that seems normal given what we've seen in this game so far.
dkosa: glitch
TheMerricat: Sam "Gingerbread man" Porter Bridges
Manae: Minovsky Craft system
AlliterateA: its standing on cryobites?
NotCainNorAbel: lifted truck
CAKHost: Video games?
X_modem: Hovertruck!!!
CAKHost: Nope
FoxBoxGamers: very delayed gravity
sydnius: BT truck
CAKHost: lol
TXC2: "oh right gravity"
Tom_Bruise: "Driver detected. Gravity Defying Actuators disengaged"
canoecrasher: I feel like running into things would be a problem. Why leave the front of the truck unarmored?
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that
TheOtherTrevor: Pop-in. Not just for graphics. Physics too!
Robot_Bones: We've developed our trucks to run on Loony toons Logic
sydnius: Open a dealership
FoxBoxGamers: @Robot_Bones ACME in the years after the DS
Rhynerd: I wonder if the player that owns that truck managed to get the Truck to hover in their game and left it there, or if the game just loaded it wrong.
Aenir798: It hasn't come up for awhile
CaptainSpam: Remember how you're apparently actively part of the campaign to find her replacement, kinda?
TheMerricat: So we know your streaming plans with this Paul, post PIF, do you see yourself messing around with this more?
beowuuf: not dead, we mean deadly...to.... your sense of not being connected. because she's conneting everything. Herself. Cause she's a live. Totally living. No dead person incinerated here
Aenir798: LUL
CAKHost: Oh yeah, I was wondering if driver licenses exist still in this world? I just had that thought as I was going to the laundry room
TXC2: I presume that Fascade is still being maintained
Alahmnat: oh dear
CAKHost: Wow
ContingentCat: wow putting the pretenders to shame
CaptainSpam: Thankfully not subject to evaluation! lrrAWESOME
Tom_Bruise: Guessin' no one in the knot cities is ready for this whole "Hereditary Presidency" thing and you know what, I get that
CAKHost: That's treaking
Lord_ZYRK: DID SOMEONE SAY PANIC?! panicBasket
Critterbot: over 100km :D
NightValien28: anyone ever calculate how many calories sam burns after each track?
TXC2: 101 kilometers :p
dkosa: over a million and still s rating
NightValien28: cause I am pretty sure at this point Sam is basically a monster hunter
Genie_M: now you start to be a hacker
NapalmSideburns: That's a lot of squirrels you chased while delivering that package
Genie_M: there will be more
beowuuf: look, kojima kojime'd pretty hard since the start of this plot, we can't be asked to remmeber every little plot beat after the mama reveal, giant lady, the fourth delivered body and the third delivered nuke
wench_tacular: better late than never
Tom_Bruise: he needs his fix of pie man
X_modem: It's pizza time!
Saulens181: pizza time
saucemaster5000: pizza is still pizza, he;kl be thrilled
Genie_M: pizza deliveries are increasingly difficult
canoecrasher: Maybe warm up the pizza first
CAKHost: If it still looks fresh, don't trust it.
Genie_M: and there are lots of them
Tom_Bruise: He's been stoned for weeks now, get him his cheese
canoecrasher: Under 30 minutes or it's free?
Bogeymon13: pizza delivery? really?
TXC2: so a Jumpp ?
beowuuf: ok, since the presidency is hereditary, how about we change the name... something that meakes it obvious it's benevolent. Like... Kind Sam... something like that...
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Bogeymon13: i see the pizza industry is still going strong even after the Stranding Kappa
beowuuf: under 30 minutes or it's probably under a snoking crater
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dkosa: can you attach the carrier to the trike
beowuuf: beast of strixhaven now makes sense as a title...
AlliterateA: thanks mr vice president
canoecrasher: Carry by hand?
TXC2: Die-hardman had more intensity there then at any other point :p
sydnius: PokPikachu
Zaghrog: load onto vehicle?
beowuuf: pizza is serious
Tom_Bruise: "Sam, let me tell you how to deliver pizzas. Also, weren't you supposed to safe the president's daughter from Troy Baker?"
X_modem: load other cargo below it
CAKHost: Put on head?
TheThromborax: Fill up the bottom part of your case
TheThromborax: then, once your case is full, it will sit flat
Zaghrog: right, put other stuff below, the top stuff is always flat
CaptainSpam: Sam Bridges Pizza: We deliver your pizza via armored truck. Because we know what's truly important.
TheThromborax: Yes Paul Yes
Lord_ZYRK: I mean, they didn't specify a reference point, so technically it is flat like that.
CAKHost: Tetris!
Alahmnat: @Lord_ZYRK it's really important to specify which direction your Y axis is pointing...
Robot_Bones: now its flat make sure it isn't upside down Kappa
X_modem: simple as pie
TheThromborax: Can we all appreciate that this is a pizza WITH HAM
TheThromborax: not Ham and Pinapple
TXC2: lrrHAM
TheThromborax: JUST HAM
CaptainSpam: Barefoot?
TheThromborax: shoes are good
NightValien28: okay so after all this can someone tell my why this country needed so many anti matter bombs?
ContingentCat: they just want to go HAM
TheThromborax: much better
nullvoid8: hey all. you'd think I could remember when this is on. not like it's regular or anything <.<
beowuuf: you realise that kojima does lots of crazy stuff.... so if he's got pizzas with only ham, then that's supposed to be the wacky, weird thing
TXC2: NightValien28 it deals with the Tar maybe
TheThromborax: This is flat, you're fine
accountmadeforants: SnakeSolid helped you out there, eh?
Genie_M: this is flat enough
TXC2: Hello nullvoid8 welcome
Tom_Bruise: @NightValien28 every anti-matter bomb served the country well in clearing routes for fresh pizza deliveries
TheThromborax: skip the loader, you're fine
nullvoid8: side missions today?
beowuuf: nightvalien28: good question. excellent question. Next question.
TXC2: nullvoid8 pretty much
CAKHost: Because you want to live in the spirit of it?
TheThromborax: loader out in those boulders sucks anyway
NightValien28: cool thanks chat, very informative LUL
Genie_M: nullvoid8 yes, side stories, wednesday ending part 1, friday ending part 2
beowuuf: nullvoid8: i confidently predict you'll remember it next week, when it might be finished :(
keroan0: I like the idea of future pizza delivery persons running down the street in speed skeletons, passing cars
dumbo3k: I think you get bonus likes if you get it there in ten minutes or less
nullvoid8: @beowuuf now you've said it, it will come true
beowuuf: it's like FRWL, still go 'oh monday' for it now, couldn't when it was on
TheThromborax: I really hate those meme bridges
beowuuf: i have about half a chance of remembering agathy fridays as it is...
nullvoid8: though I'm confident we've underestimated how long the epilogue takes
Alahmnat: welp
TXC2: poo butts
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Lord_ZYRK: 😬
NightValien28: don't think it is paul
beowuuf: ham and gravel, just like they asked for
CaptainSpam: I've had worse pizza.
Genie_M: you had one pizza to deliver
dumbo3k: oh it only took 5% condition, thats just a little pebble seasoning add in
Tom_Bruise: they'll just eat around the ghost dirt, it's fine
sydnius: PokPikachu PokPikachu PokPikachu
NeoSilverThorn: Mr. Engleheart has earned that gravel.
Didero: Just use some repair spray on it :P
NightValien28: its a get well roll up now
beowuuf: that's like a formed cheeseball in one edge
nullvoid8: waiter, there's cardboard in my pizza
Robot_Bones: the cheese has slid one inch to the side
dkosa: jump
NightValien28: pizza is now none with left ham
beowuuf: repair spray = spray on cheese
TenderestTurtle: woah just arrived what's going on?
beowuuf: we're delivering pizza 95% well
TXC2: TenderestTurtle we're delivering pizza
Genie_M: round 1: crash the pizza. round 2: bathe the pizza
TenderestTurtle: @TXC2 Couldn't be clearer! hahaha
dumbo3k: aww Lou doesn't like getting a bath
Lord_ZYRK: Listens, kid, if yous keeps up this here cryin' business, the cradle just might take a tumble, capisce?
Genie_M: Peter Englert is a fussy eater - he'll have 5 pizzas
TXC2: so we're buying him off with Pizza?
beowuuf: it you haven't seen this game before, it's death stranding. post apocolypse where sam (the main character) delivers things and tries to tie the world back togather with a form of internet. Except we may have just endured the apocolyse carries on... we're going to trigger the end game after filling in some side quests like pizza delivery :)
Tom_Bruise: that's not fussy, that's just hangry
Tom_Bruise: I'll eat a pizza while hangry and I'll still be hangry
Genie_M: well if you know who Egnlert is ... yeah
nullvoid8: TCP over afterlife
cardinalwiggles: pizza WITHIN 5 minutes, now thats service
Zaghrog: not 5, 6
nullvoid8: shush @genie_m
cardinalwiggles: @Zaghrog 6?! well send it back
Genie_M: :) not telling anything
TXC2: Pizza that takes less then 5 mins to make probably isn't that good :p
Zaghrog: cardinalwiggles unfortunate for Sam, but such are the rules Kappa
CaptainSpam: Man, the guy doesn't even personally thank you. What a jerk.
wench_tacular: totally would
TehAmelie: i do not believe i've ever taken home a pizza without giving it more than 5% damage
Lord_ZYRK: I think you need a hat with a jaunty cant before you can call yourself dashing
Alahmnat: sure?
Genie_M: awesome pizza
Alephred: Congratulations, you did not deliver vertical pizza.
saberpilot: well done. your country salutes you
nullvoid8: Peter is a massive jerk. he's always out when you make deliveries
Tom_Bruise: "Patriotic Pizza Support" now THAT I can get behind
Critterbot: What an ingrate. :D
TheThromborax: Peter is a massive butthole
Genie_M: probably in the restroom
X_modem: where is the guy???
TXC2: well then screw this guy
TXC2: no Chiral network for them
TheThromborax: @TXC2 yes, indeed. screw this guy in particular
Genie_M: you got new mail from "J"
TheMerricat: @txc2 you have no idea ;)
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Alephred: Does this version of the game have the Steam tie-in missions?
Genie_M: Alephred yep
AlliterateA: what happens in the game when you try to walk into canada?
Genie_M: got the companion cubes, the cyberpunk missions and everything
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beowuuf: englert peterback?
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun do you want to know about the pizza deliveries?
Genie_M: @LoadingReadyRun there are 5 pizzas total to be delivered to them
TheThromborax: I don't want to give unwanted info
Alephred: It's a companion cube, hooray!
beowuuf: aww, this is a trium[h
Genie_M: incoming faceplant in 5... 4...
Tom_Bruise: So noone noticed the gravel?
Alahmnat: the disconnect between the impending end of the narrative and the incredibly mundane nature of the deliveries we're making is increasingly hilarious
beowuuf: O.O
TXC2: shocking that worked
TehAmelie: all according to keikaku
X_modem: might as well jump
Alephred: *keikaku means plan
beowuuf: supersam
TXC2: just like Winne the pooh Kappa
Genie_M: Lou likes you tumbling
saberpilot: BB not like all that jostling? XD
TheThromborax: you will be delivering a non-zero number of pizzas
TheThromborax: they will come from different locations
PsychoI3oy: pizziplines
Genie_M: TO, yes. From however....
beowuuf: string cheese has taken on a new meaning
Tom_Bruise: Supersam! Supersam! Delivers boxes whenever he can! Grabs a box, runs around, messes up and hits the ground, Look out! Here comes the Supersam!
Alahmnat: strand cheese
TheThromborax: you might even say that Peter is a needy asshole who enjoys watching you suffer - with regards to the sources of his pizzas
TXC2: Tom_Bruise clap clap clap
beowuuf: sergeJustRight Tom_Bruise
saberpilot: lrrHEART
CaptainSpam: Very nice, Tom_Bruise.
Tom_Bruise: *bows thrice*
beowuuf: *music sting* *music sting* *music sting*
TheThromborax: that's highlight reel material
sydnius: FBtouchdown
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beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: uuuh
Genie_M: valve
beowuuf: AH
TXC2: Half life 3 confirmed Kappa
nullvoid8: put it on paul
beowuuf: duh
Robot_Bones: Sick thing a ma bob
Genie_M: for the Companion Cube
Alephred: I'll just put this valve .. somewhere in my pants.
NightValien28: the whole valve?
NeoSilverThorn: Guess it's not really a steam valve.
beowuuf: this reminds me of this evil thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBp56o4VDK8&t=1s
TheThromborax: @LoadingReadyRun pizza orders always come in emails, so you just have to wait
nullvoid8: @beowuuf dammit. I'd managed to forget that
beowuuf: sorry :D
TXC2: the Fancy Trike, the Frike
TheThromborax: oh, I don't think I have the frike
Tom_Bruise: But mooom, that trike has racing strips on it, that means it's faster!
TheThromborax: I guess this trike is a PC exclusive. That's "awesome"
TheThromborax: and it's "way faster"
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Well at least murder likes me.
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Genie_M: this trike was added with the Cyberpunk tie-in quests
Mysticman89: Got like an inch of height there, such ups
Tom_Bruise: and you should also probably not let Tetsuo take it out for a spin
Alahmnat: UM
TheThromborax: WOW
TheThromborax: that's really broken
Didero: Just casually turning gravity off for a sec
Mysticman89: what is gravity
TXC2: now that's Air time
spiltdownman: now you can charge for airmail
TheThromborax: that's going to come in handy in the mountains
OldManJohnsonMB: Just because society has collapsed, doesn't mean you can't have some fun now and then
Alahmnat: we got high enough to leave the grid, lol
Lord_ZYRK: The game physics do not handle that well
TXC2: I wonder if we could jump into the signs?
TheThromborax: ceramics and metal to build roads.
TXC2: !viewers
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Lord_ZYRK: 👀
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NeoSilverThorn: Lou: <*glares at Sam with a "What am I, chopped liver?" expression>
nullvoid8: this is a bold move
Genie_M: did you bring offroad legs?
beowuuf: yeeeees
Didero: sweet jump!
X_modem: your "stream" slowed down there for a second. 😉
beowuuf: this is maybe too much offroading
TXC2: bonk
beowuuf: think happy thoughts
beowuuf: lol
TheThromborax: you can always make another one when you get over there
wench_tacular: give it some welly
Alahmnat: this trike is ludicrous
Aenir798: Remember at the beginning of the game when we had a bike? And then we lost it? Good times.
nullvoid8: so ludicrous it should be on ride, with Norman Reedus
TheThromborax: for the first time in my life, I'm upset at exclusive DLC
beowuuf: battery getting low? that seems odd Kappa
TheThromborax: or exclusive content, excuse me
nullvoid8: @TheThromborax oh?
X_modem: 👍 @nullvoid8
Genie_M: this bike and some hacking possibilities are exclusive to the Cyberpunk tie-in, and the PC version
Alephred: 'Reverse Trike' implies the existence of regular Trikes, i.e. 'Reverse-Reverse Trikes'
TheThromborax: I guess this is just on PC, so I can't get the bike in my PS4 playthough. Unless they put it in the expanded edition, which has been rumored to be in the pipeline
TheThromborax: does Norman Reedus say "let's roll" like that on his bike show?
Alahmnat: what does that mean, Norman?
TXC2: Electrical fires are super a thing IRL :p
RebelliousUno: we'll this seems safe
Genie_M: you didn't bring snow legs though
nullvoid8: my sole interaction with his Bike show is hearing Sam plug it WAY too often
beowuuf: s'no tires like snowtires, like s'no tires i know!
TXC2: Hello RebelliousUno
RebelliousUno: just Skyrim up that hill
nullvoid8: I'm guessing because I tended to use the tie in bike
TheThromborax: This December, Norman Reedus is Sam-ta Claus
Alahmnat: it's handling the slope surprisingly well, honestly
RebelliousUno: on your motorhorse
nullvoid8: your prepper is in another mountain
wench_tacular: all the horsepower
beowuuf: we've cheesed lesser slopes than this, surely?
TheThromborax: I really wish you could give Sam a touque in this weather
RebelliousUno: neither wind nor snow nor glom of nit
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
TXC2: low range, high torque
LogLogLogin: thats quality gameplay right there
Alahmnat: that's quitter talk, Sam
beowuuf: weird little geometery nubbins, however...
NovaTiempo: all hail the hoppy snow bike
TheThromborax: Skyrim Horse!!!
OldManJohnsonMB: Note: Next winter, use a motor-trike to go offroading
TXC2: I see we have omniwheels to go up SIDEWAYS :p
LogLogLogin: I thought the user manual said "ALL TERAIN" ???
wench_tacular: damn you gravity!
beowuuf: reverse trike, no!
Genie_M: aww poor game engine
RebelliousUno: have we not thought about roads?
TheThromborax: Getting up it with Norman Reedus
OldManJohnsonMB: "Vertical is not a terrain, Sam"
Alahmnat: roads are for wimps, Uno
beowuuf: we often think fondly of them, yes uno :D
TXC2: Roads are expensive
TheThromborax: this seems perfectly normal to me
Alahmnat: *we've* thought about roads, but Paul hasn't ;)
RebelliousUno: no TX roads are expansive
beowuuf: the damage level is "don't even worry about it"
LogLogLogin: numotGOOD
wench_tacular: flawleww
Lord_ZYRK: What a BIKER
X_modem: what could possibly go wrong
wench_tacular: have to get off and push soon
ContingentCat: now try believing in your battery
beowuuf: belief takes much electricity
RocknGrohlNerd: prime you touchdown emotes chat
Didero: lrrFINE
beowuuf: seabatNogood
RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown lrrFINE
LogLogLogin: Watch out for black ice!
TXC2: lrrGOAT
RebelliousUno: you drove here on that?! you're braver than I thought
Alahmnat: can we charge it here?
sydnius: Mom, I wanted a Schwann
RebelliousUno: what happens if they're not home when you deliver the package
TheThromborax: I'm sure 21% is enough battery to get back down to the bottom
tkent2994: how do you beat this game?
RebelliousUno: do you have to take it back to the depot and leave a notr
TXC2: RebekahWSD you can still deliver it
RocknGrohlNerd: is all downhill from here...what could go wrong
beowuuf: funny story, we've tried to deliver a pizza and that very thing happened...
OldManJohnsonMB: Getting down is likely ALOT faster than driving up
Araezo: You deliver everything
TXC2: whoops that last was meant for RebelliousUno
RebelliousUno: can you not bring the package but instead knock very quietly and run away
dumbo3k: oh, are blizzard BTs a thing?
TheThromborax: mountain BTs certainly are a thing
beowuuf: snow mkes everything worse, BTs included
Lord_ZYRK: No, Blizzard wasn't involved with this game MiniK
wench_tacular: otter hood best hood
RebelliousUno: that's otterly ridiculous
ContingentCat: absolutely essential
RocknGrohlNerd: nice one Uno :D :D
TheThromborax: good day for a rope
TheThromborax: or a sticky gun
OldManJohnsonMB: What was this guy doing when he lost this stuff?
TheExactSame: eep
RebelliousUno: who needs rope when you can leap off the cliff?
TheThromborax: you have a ticky gun on your back, I think
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB something like what Paul is doing :p
canoecrasher: Is this how the game is "supposed" to be played? This looks hard.
beowuuf: jury's out on that :p
OldManJohnsonMB: Ah, he was recovering his OTHER lost parts
Genie_M: I see we came prepared for mountains
TheThromborax: I swear you have a sticky gun on your back. You have some kind of weapon on your back
OldManJohnsonMB: He brought his motorcycle and no rope - perfect for mountaineering
beowuuf: look, we hve the otter hat, what more do we need?
canoecrasher: Is there a helicopter to go with the motorcycle and truck?
omdorastrix: What otter items are in the game? :P
Lupus2253: How about an Otter suit?
TXC2: canoecrasher sadly no, nothing flies in this game
beowuuf: air vehicles get particularly affected by timefall, etc, so nope
Tom_Bruise: Boy, we are Skyrimming the everloving Jesus out of this delivery
TheThromborax: @canoecrasher unfortunately, all flying results in dying
sydnius: Sweet wall had
beowuuf: got their what now?
beowuuf: see, i called it :D
X_modem: otters are renound in the animal kingdom for their climbing ability... steady as a mountain otter is what they always said
OldManJohnsonMB: Hello Prepper 1: I have recovered your field rations and (checks notes) 45kg of hard copy pornography
Mark_D_Stroyer: Wow, how many episodes in are we at now?
ContingentCat: Otter hood definitly helps by being cute
canoecrasher: Got it. Thanks!
TXC2: Mark_D_Stroyer this is episode 15 I think
RebelliousUno: I tell you what, this pizza better be warm when it gets here
beowuuf: early to bed, otter to rise, makes a man wealthy when delivering supplies
lostluckDev: Sam's looking very frosty
Alephred: Pizza for I.C. Weiner
wench_tacular: hey, we've been busy
nullvoid8: I think they're multi generation things
beowuuf: you'll be the legendary otter hat...and you have a sam bridges attached to your arse?
dumbo3k: Great Deliverer? really?
RebelliousUno: what was that about deliverance
Didero: Please tell me we're gonna drive and/or jump our bike off this mountain too
TXC2: "I am once again asking you for Pizza"
OldManJohnsonMB: Paul - a man doesn't move into a bunker on the top of a mountain to stay connected
beowuuf: in the grimdark stranding of the future, there is only the banjo
RebelliousUno: does this game have fast travel
OldManJohnsonMB: This game has a lot of slow travel
Genie_M: xes
Earthenone: motercycles are pretty fast
Genie_M: yes
RocknGrohlNerd: Sam is so good that the pizza will be even h(otter) than you he could manage
sydnius: and bring some hotwings
wench_tacular: enter it on the helpdesk like everyone else
RebelliousUno: imagine if you could email your pizzaria
OldManJohnsonMB: Emailing for an urgent pizza delivery is probably a good way to ensure you don't get your pizza fast
tkent2994: you actually do deliver pizzas haha
nullvoid8: but you are the great deliverer, only you can deliver pizza in 10 minutes or less
Alephred: Chiral printers can print food, right?
beowuuf: rebelliousuno: we can fragile travel between rest areas
Alahmnat: ugh, the worst
RebelliousUno: dear Dominos pizza. please deliver one meatilicious. kind regards Uno
sydnius: weed delivery can’t possibly be far off
Genie_M: Peter is that kind of guy
accountmadeforants: Medical Supplies? Is that what we're calling pizza now?
nullvoid8: several clients at work (webdev) have started leaving whatsapp voice notes, instead of emails
Araezo: I think weed delivery is a thing now
RebelliousUno: at work we've started raising incidents based on downdetector reports
RebelliousUno: that's the worst
accountmadeforants: nullvoid8 Voice notes is a special kind of ridiculous.
tkent2994: can you fast travel
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flufff42: Speaking of emailing pizza places…
beowuuf: rebelliousuno: i had no idea what that was, so I looked it up, and after seeing "Downdetector collects status reports from a series of sources, including Twitter..." I shuddered and stopped looking!
flufff42: I came across this old thread of scripts to generate a postscript to fax to the burrito place around the corner for pickup https://www.mit.edu/afs.new/sipb/user/marthag/postscript/burritos
RebelliousUno: Beowuuf its awful that we've started being called out because of it
RandomTrivia: Stylish
Tom_Bruise: Classy.
accountmadeforants: beowuuf Eh, it's genuinely useful sometimes. Raising incidents is maybe a bit much, but that's a lot of info you're getting for free.
TXC2: Downdectors sounds like some dystopian Amazon bullshit
RebelliousUno: the other day? we were just there
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OldManJohnsonMB: This game has ziplining?
beowuuf: it seems like something blips for a second and twitter is trending about 'is X down...' hence the shuddering
Robot_Bones: Imagine having to wrangle all the sovereign citizens
beowuuf: I'm not :p
Zaghrog: OldManJohnsonMB it's a magic zipline where the "rope" is magic
RebelliousUno: yeah it makes me weep
RebelliousUno: when none of our alerts are firing but ISPs are having an outage
RebelliousUno: and DD fires
OldManJohnsonMB: can you go uphill on this magic rope? Or is it not that type of magic...
beowuuf: oof, yeah
TXC2: OldManJohnsonMB sure can
RebelliousUno: senior execs start getting twitchy
RebelliousUno: the sort of execs that would have to talk to regulators/MPs
beowuuf: :(
OldManJohnsonMB: It's almost exactly like standing on the subway
saberpilot: I can't tell if Lou is happy/amused or crying sometimes XD
accountmadeforants: My country's biggest equivalent doesn't pull from Twitter, but instead relies on people just submitting issues to the site directly. Which is like... we also have a bug report/feedback thing built-in, you know? But hey, as long as you're putting that info out there for us to see...
RebelliousUno: off it goes into the depths of future argos
dumbo3k: Just mix some of your Urine into the paint
OldManJohnsonMB: Only one giant chunk out of each ceramic item
RebelliousUno: when I need new plates, I always ask for them to arrive modestly damaged
RebelliousUno: as a rule
beowuuf: accountmadeforants: i think that's the difference. No lie I saw 'is twitter down' trending on twitter recently. So... passively pulling that kind of stuff scares me on behalf of anyone like uno!
X_modem: Armin's copy of swank.
beowuuf: can I ask for 12 - 14% damage? I can pay extra if needed
OldManJohnsonMB: That expectation management Uno
RebelliousUno: no more no less
RebelliousUno: was that "Dirty Products"?
beowuuf: it's a kojima game, so probably?
TXC2: "it does 30 hectors on a single tank of kerosene"
RebelliousUno: that's a lot of bags of blood
RebelliousUno: why do you need so much blood
OldManJohnsonMB: Vampire Preppers
beowuuf: our blood magically kills the bad ghosts
beowuuf: every time we sleep our blood gets extracted and given back to us as blood bombs
accountmadeforants: Ghost or not, I'd be freaked out if you threw your blood at me, too.
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB
RebelliousUno: that's...weirder than expected
OldManJohnsonMB: Blood bombs kill ghosts, terrify regular people
beowuuf: huh, placebo blood.... now it all makes sense
sydnius: weirder than babies detecting ghosts?
beowuuf: "it's a kojima game, so probably?"
RebelliousUno: we'll ghost detecting babies makes perfect sense
OldManJohnsonMB: Babies are well-known for their situational awareness and communications skills
RebelliousUno: they're like animals in that regard
TXC2: our blood killing the ghosts is one of the lesser weird things in this game :p
accountmadeforants: When a ghost gets hit with blood, the ghost inspectors show up and go "What's that, blood? You're no ghost at all! We're taking away your ghost privileges!"
Tom_Bruise: Sam, we've been over this; trucks are for driving, not punching. That's what retail customers in your wildest dreams are for
beowuuf: ah, but it's a kojima game, so these ghost detecting stillborn babies in little glass jars strapped to our stomachs who are phychically tied to their dead mothers. Or something
OldManJohnsonMB: Step 7 in becoming a ghost: Give up all your blood, and refrain from gaining any new blood
TheThromborax: you can drive all the way up to the mountaineer, but it's not a straight shot from here
RebelliousUno: these.bridges are mostly convenient
TXC2: Made a better Bridge, Yoda could have
aWabbajack: thumbs down?
TheThromborax: tear it down and build a better bridge. always an option
OldManJohnsonMB: The building inspector took that day off, I guess
beowuuf: that truck delivered some ham
aWabbajack: lrrHAM
beowuuf: or experienced it. Ham was certainly involved
OldManJohnsonMB: "Some asshole crammed their truck in my doorway"
beowuuf: "I've never been hurt!"
Lord_ZYRK: Ship? You faced some whales on foot
RocknGrohlNerd: after parking the truck, the bridge isnt't that bad any more :D
Alephred: Whale Stranding: Strand Whaling
josh___something: I'm up for strand Shanties
RebelliousUno: experimental precision instruments. is it the precision or the instruments that are experimental
OldManJohnsonMB: Everything in this future is Colour-Drab
TXC2: we're one step closer to vanta beige Kappa
RebelliousUno: or vanta bridge
RebelliousUno: moar blood
sydnius: like Timbermaw r
beowuuf: "wow you're amazing" "the legend sam returns!" "you're making quite the name for yourself!" "sheesh, you again?"
CAKHost: So they suck more blood?
OldManJohnsonMB: Maybe he has memory loss and comes across them on his work bench every day, wondering where they came from
AlliterateA: he happened to find the blood but blood BAGS are all his
Didero: Also, 'what if bag, but bigger' isn't exactly a brilliant invention
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey, speaking of, Doc, I've got this really weird rash on-" "Anyway, see you later, Sam!"
RebelliousUno: look where I'm from we keep our blood in bottles
OldManJohnsonMB: Bottles of blood, delivered to your doorstep daily. Just like the good old days
TXC2: were I'm from we keep blood inside people :p
RocknGrohlNerd: we're gonna need a bigger bag.. I mean blood bag
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Didero: @RebelliousUno LUL
aWabbajack: lrrDOTS lrrHAM lrrARROW
RocknGrohlNerd: thx lrrbot
RebelliousUno: I'll take 2 pints of O negative and 1 pint of A positive please
Alahmnat: smash cut to a beached whale skeleton
RebelliousUno: and 1 pint ofnOJ
beowuuf: i'm scottish, we stick our blood in a frying pan until it goes blaack then we eat it with chips. I don't make the rules
aWabbajack: village cross with Death Stranding?
AlliterateA: oh no ublock isn't working
FireSpectreZero: What is this soundtrack it's so familiar
aWabbajack: will sam defeat the cotire of vamps?
beowuuf: sergeJustRight alahmnat
beowuuf: detah stranding menu music i presume
FireSpectreZero: @beowuuf That would make sense
beowuuf: :S
beowuuf: :D even
RocknGrohlNerd: I'm czech we make blood sausages with groats and eat it with mustard
FireSpectreZero: Blood Sausage + Apple + Onions + mashed potatoes is pretty darn good
beowuuf: i'm sure black pudding must have other stuff in it
aWabbajack: haggis?
beowuuf: who knows why i'm focusing on the b l o o d
accountmadeforants: Black pudding contains pudding, and black. Easy.
TXC2: isn't black pudding just blood sausage?
FireSpectreZero: @TXC2 yes
FireSpectreZero: basically
RebelliousUno: it's got oats and stuff in
beowuuf: well being scottish that's just a given
RocknGrohlNerd: I'll take more black on the side please, thank you
TXC2: and we;re back
aWabbajack: lrrPAUL
beowuuf: wb
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB lrrPAUL
RebelliousUno: bayou Geoff or riot
TXC2: lrr.cc/nicknames
beowuuf: a tweet might have gone out admitting that :D
beowuuf: no mystic archive?
FireSpectreZero: Hello Paul. How are you?
josh___something: Makes sense...
beowuuf: yeah, another 121 names to make up
TXC2: so no (Drum beat) Tainted pact?
RebelliousUno: the double faced cards don't like mobile browser much
OldManJohnsonMB: Some times I feel I've got to
beowuuf: o7 to LR doing their set review adding every one of those cards with ranking on their rares and mythic podcast.... the one where marshall had a hard out...
Critterbot: Magic magic magic magic magic. Magic magic magic magic? Magic!
Critterbot: That's all I heard. :D
TXC2: also, Fuck the Mystic archive, it's ruined historic :p
aWabbajack: more star bonus
beowuuf: hey now
OldManJohnsonMB: Is kamagawa still legal in vintage? If so, I'm out
TXC2: anyway moveing on
hexy_lexy: hey friends! reminder that yall are wonderful and amazing and loved!
RocknGrohlNerd: @Critterbot magic magic magic magic
beowuuf: lrrHEART
lostluckDev: Encumbrance Management, the Game.
TXC2: hello hexy_lexy welcome
OldManJohnsonMB: 99% of what I have learned about MTG has come from LRR. I have played about 4 games in my life
aWabbajack: enchantment? enchantment -Sandal
FireSpectreZero: I mean I'm sure this game is very fun, but from what I've seen so far it looks like "Badly equipped Amazon Delivery Man 3000"
Tom_Bruise: And not just any truck, no no! A big manly truck, that makes cool noises and has boosties
RocknGrohlNerd: @hexy_lexy benginHeart lrrHEART scoopsCHEER wheelerPog
beowuuf: eh, there's a lot of kojima story weirdness in the middle of all that too
OldManJohnsonMB: He is very well-equipped, it just happens that most of his equipment is stupid
RebelliousUno: what's stupid about an otter hood
OldManJohnsonMB: I said most!
seasikberry: ohno
AlliterateA: what do the stickers in the windshield corner say?
TXC2: FireSpectreZero it kinda is, but in an oddly fun way, then a Kojima Sci-fi plot is layered over it :p
FireSpectreZero: No, no that ruck looks practical AND safe
FireSpectreZero: truck even
OldManJohnsonMB: Looks like they swapped out the brakes for more batteries on this truck
sydnius: lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: what's stupid about *looks down* no 1 grenades?... i withdraw my question
hexy_lexy: "sometimes physics" Paul (2021)
RocknGrohlNerd: this is going swimmingly
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
RebelliousUno: get out and push
TXC2: Traction: what is it?
FireSpectreZero: "Puts on 6 minute timer, spends 5 minutes in shallow river"
beowuuf: yes, this is going exactly how you would expect a truck to do if it was in a pool or the sea
OldManJohnsonMB: You may ahve to jump from above
Invitare: *laughs in Skyrim horse*
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse
OldManJohnsonMB: Dangeresque it
RocknGrohlNerd: dang it Yoda and your badly placed bridge
OldManJohnsonMB: "Looks like I'm going to have slide down this hill"
NimrodXIV: perfect
RebelliousUno: perfect
Alahmnat: welp
sydnius: jumptruck!
TXC2: AHAHAHA
OldManJohnsonMB: HHAHA
TXC2: !clips
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BusTed: Aw beans.
hexy_lexy: LUL
saberpilot: eeps
Zaghrog: LUL
LurkerSpine: reload time
Didero: It's ok, you landed in water :p
FireSpectreZero: neenohLUL neenohLUL neenohLUL
RebelliousUno: is that modestly damaged
OldManJohnsonMB: GOOOOOOAAAAAL
RocknGrohlNerd: swimmingly I said
FireSpectreZero: OMG why is that sound so funny?
beowuuf: i don't want to alarm you sam, but you might have a crack in your windscreen
sydnius: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Didero: car is now boat
TehAmelie: would you say. . .inauspicious?
TheThromborax: drive down the river
aWabbajack: awabbaCheeseBB feliciaCrying
beowuuf: rockngrohlnerd: you did, indeed, call it
nullvoid8: just got back, why is paul taking the truck simming?
nullvoid8: *swimming
Tom_Bruise: all the batteries are charged, and now we can SEE the electricity. Everything's fine.
beowuuf: !hubris
OldManJohnsonMB: useless future truck can't even take one fall off a bridge
RebelliousUno: at this point it's easier to just walk
Tom_Bruise: "Still got it." No Sam, you really don't.
beowuuf: sergeHubris
FireSpectreZero: @nullvoid8 We wanted to use the bridge. Thr truck wouldn't stay on the bridge.
Didero: Was that YOUR speed skeleton on the ground?
OldManJohnsonMB: This is about the principle now
FireSpectreZero: You know "stuff happened"
Zaghrog: what about all our zip lines?
OldManJohnsonMB: This has now become an episode of Wipeout
RebelliousUno: does it handle better in reverse maybe?
TheThromborax: delete the shitty meme bridge and build a good one
TXC2: Good enough
sydnius: is fedex hiring?
e_bloc: how dare you look a bridgehorse in the mouth
Tom_Bruise: The bridge is well built, it's just not remotely properly planned
beowuuf: where we're going we don't need...ziplines.... *falls in to river to the tune of back to the future*
Zaghrog: building a new bridge seems like a perfectly good plan
Aenir798: Build your own bridge! With blackjack, and...
nullvoid8: you can place a better bridge, but it's still awkward to drive on and off, as the base won't align with the ground
OldManJohnsonMB: "Hi, tech support? I would like a truck with brakes and traction please"
beowuuf: "keep on keeping on... except you sam, please. stop."
TXC2: we need a tracked truck, or at least a 6 wheeled one
Didero: "Yoda happened to my truck"
OldManJohnsonMB: "An incident occurred"
beowuuf: good question. next question
sydnius: avis gonna be mad
X_modem: getting the "legend of legends" ranking on this mission is rough.
OldManJohnsonMB: This one is a darker purple
ZweiVinter: Leave the other bridge, you just need to build a bridge Too that bridge.
FireSpectreZero: Is there something along the lines of ATV TANK Delivery vehicle?
OldManJohnsonMB: That should work better
Zaghrog: maybe if we stand in between?
RocknGrohlNerd: what do you mean, "wha happened to the truck?" have you seen the physics out there?
beowuuf: i think we need an AT AT the size of your sister
sydnius: sam 2trucks Bridges
nullvoid8: if this doesn't work, you could shuffle the cargo through your private locker
nullvoid8: nvm
FireSpectreZero: So I reinstalled Skyrim today. Because I have lot's of important things to do this week. That was probably a good idea right?
RocknGrohlNerd: when you shuffle is there a london mulligan rule?
aWabbajack: skyrim! awabbaJack
Didero: A defensive truck should at least be able to handle falling off bridges better :p
beowuuf: more like a mountain nearing truck
NeoSilverThorn: "Yes, I need to switch vehicles. The suspension is shot, the batteries are sparking, the muffler fell off, and the stereo only plays "The Lost Chord" by Gorillaz."
OldManJohnsonMB: Wind shouldn't matter to your top-heavy, boxy truck
TXC2: Trucks never get blow over by wind right? Kappa
beowuuf: skyrim is in no way a time sink. Also it's april now
beowuuf: BT deez nuts!
Tom_Bruise: oh right, the part of the mountain where everywhere's ghosts
FireSpectreZero: @TXC2 But I feel like this truck will tip over if I look at the screen too hard.
RocknGrohlNerd: @beowuuf LOL
TheThromborax: boooooost!
TXC2: FireSpectreZero you gotta have faith
OldManJohnsonMB: You can't climb up this mountain! This is a truck, not a tricycle
sydnius: Roadquest!
Didero: Very helpful camera angle, thanks game
OldManJohnsonMB: I often check on my rear axle when I'm driving, just to be safe
beowuuf: jlrrCoolgame
TXC2: Stretchy pants, good enough to hide the Hulks junk, good enough for you
The_Freakazoid subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, The_Freakazoid! (Today's storm count: 14)
RocknGrohlNerd: benginTry
TheThromborax: half of the time was just that garbage bridge
beowuuf: it keep on keeping on the bridges version of go lrrEFF yourself?
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying feliciaBottle
jaxiclus: Would be really Kojima to spend next quarter hour emptying the cargo
FireSpectreZero: Thank you sir! We spent a lot of time in a river!
OldManJohnsonMB: "I fit 140KG of material into these three boxes. Please be mindful when you open them, and send back the Orb of binding when you're done with it"
NeoSilverThorn: "One thousand, four hundred and twenty gallons of kerosene, and and one ton of antiviral drugs. Sign here."
TXC2: beowuuf I think it's more like "bless your heart" it means the same thing, but has some deniability
Didero: "Express Purple", for if you want purple, but FAST
TheThromborax: if you play the game long enough that kid grows up enough to flip you off
FireSpectreZero: @Didero Technically Purple is a kind of red color and red vehicles go faster!
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: highly experienced furniture yeeters
beowuuf: txc2: that was my thinking :) it's not saying explicitly the opinion on how you've been conducting yourself so far, but clearly states that they don't think you can do anything better than carrying on doing it
TXC2: S.T.A.R.S
nullvoid8: the stars count your 5stars
Araezo: You've got starry pants now!
TheThromborax: wherever you get give stars with someone your get a star
TheThromborax: *five
OldManJohnsonMB: It's a cardboard cut-out star. I hope it brings you as much joy as it brought me
Wintermelon100: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:55.
sydnius: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
beowuuf: lol
Tom_Bruise: well, only a little
nullvoid8: does the mountaineer not give special equipment?
aWabbajack: upper thigh i think
TheThromborax: no, the star lives on your pants
FireSpectreZero: Excellent Drugs, but delivery took longer than 6 Minutes and driver reeked of river. 1 Star
nullvoid8: look at your legs paul
Didero: What are those orange areas on the map?
beowuuf: eggdeberg peterdink?
Fanklok: It's where oranges grow
TXC2: Didero places outside of the network I think
sydnius: 🍕yesplz
nullvoid8: you have a start on your left thigh
TheThromborax: you can climb the tallest peak and pee off it. you don't get anything for it but it's popular
Didero: Ah, ok, thanks
nullvoid8: *star
Fanklok: They're MULE territory, ex-amazon worker controlled lands and they want all the packages for themselves
nullvoid8: I said that when you asked if it was for your backpack
Didero: "This meeting could have been, and in fact WAS, an email!"
jaxiclus: So glad BTs don't disturb zip lines
Didero: Should've brought a hangglider :p
RocknGrohlNerd: the ziplines are all cool and good but man Sam must be freezing to death
TheThromborax: did he remember to fabricate all terrain legs?
Fanklok: Sam is wearing a full body future trash bag, those are super warm
seasikberry: why was Bring me the Horizon playing?
Zaghrog: seasikberry possibly because the zipline was set to play it
Zaghrog: buildings can have a hologram and/or a song to play
X_modem: I think it's more influenced by what you bring to him.
seasikberry: @Zaghrog wild
X_modem: I could be wrong.
aWabbajack: yeah you can customize structure with music or hologram i set mine to play the same song: asylums for the feeling
Didero: Paul's suggestion of 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' would also be a good choice :p
X_modem: some peppers won't even talk to you until you've given them their first lost cargo delivery
Fanklok: Did we ever learn Die Hard-man's real name or is that going to be during the full length directors cut movie at the end
beowuuf: i mean they're bemusing me too
Didero: Something SO complex that it confuses and confounds.... a BABY
TXC2: pretty sure a set of keys can baffle a baby, but whatever :p
beowuuf: die harman's real name is bruce willis, clearly
saberpilot: 100%
Fanklok: I'm willing to bet large amounts of money it's John
ContingentCat: it's like the cosplayers I've been seeing on Tiktok
Lord_ZYRK: You can't put kibble inside keys, TXC2
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK not with that attitude Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: If they're putting it on Tiktok, it's not just for their own edification
Fanklok: You guys remember that person who had to eat their keys?
RocknGrohlNerd: nope and also why eat keys?
Lord_ZYRK: Oh right, the one that challenged. . . Adam, wasn't it?
Fanklok: They made a bet about a let's nope game and lost
sydnius: pootis
seasikberry: impossible to say, no one knows what a kilogram actually is
Lord_ZYRK: It's a thousand grams, duh Kappa
seasikberry: but what is a gram? checkmate
beowuuf: just say the word! *cuts comms quickly*
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Expense the pizza.
TXC2: lrrbot somewhat on point
RocknGrohlNerd: no way @Lord_ZYRK that many grams?
The_Freakazoid: i guess you have to find lost cargo for the lost prepper
beowuuf: people are always asking can you draw horses, but does anyone ever ask if you like drawing horses?
The_Freakazoid: or first prepper
beowuuf: endorphin report was fun :)
Lord_ZYRK: RocknGrohlNerd it's true. I read it on the Chiral Network once.
beowuuf: report on the future of endorphin fighting!
Aenir798: People ask if you can draw horses, but they never stop to ask if you should draw horses.
nullvoid8: I might have to avoid that episode for my own sanity :P
RocknGrohlNerd: :D D: oh yeah I see you are big fan of grams @Lord_ZYRK name 5 of them
Didero: Can you park that bike inside so it doesn't get time-snowed on?
X_modem: does he have any lost cargo around?
beowuuf: a gram is 1/1000th of the mattere it takes to kill a graham
sydnius: go away comcast
Alahmnat: leave a note saying "sorry we missed you"
TXC2: Thanks for streaming Paul
beowuuf: thanks for streaming paul!
nullvoid8: you have to make more deliveries to him to raise his star level. there should be some in someones terminal
RocknGrohlNerd: thank you Paul it was a great stream
Alahmnat: thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming Paul lrrPAUL lrrHEART
Lord_ZYRK: RocknGrohlNerd kilograms, milligrams. . . megagrahams. . . Golden Grams? 🤔
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Paul!
nullvoid8: thanks for the stream lrrHEART
beowuuf: we'r in the endgame now* (*if we exit from that room)
saberpilot: thank you for streaming!
sydnius: thx Paul! lrrHEART
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
RocknGrohlNerd: @Lord_ZYRK... fair, I am convinced and now believe in grams as well
beowuuf: "moral support"
TXC2: on tech/ giggling all along
nullvoid8: "moral" support
Didero: You're going to be his shoulder angels? :p
Tom_Bruise: yea that, "moral support"
nullvoid8: @beowuuf eeyy
beowuuf: the angels on his shoulder
ContingentCat: immoral support?
Didero: immoral support? :p
beowuuf: lol :D
TXC2: Immoral support?
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2514 patrons for a total of $18,951.32 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Tom_Bruise: moral "haha you loser"
beowuuf: bye paul!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !twitter
beowuuf: and hi cori?
TXC2: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's another way to support LRR: https://youtu.be/bmdI0W2l9Zg
LRRTwitter: @LRRMtG> And just like that, it's LIVE! | http://lrr.cc/nicknames | @LRRMtG> We mentioned on this weeks TTC that the Strixhaven Nickname website was ready to go. Turns out, not quite yet. We’ll get it sorted and let you know as soon as it’s live! | Apologies for the mixup. || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1386770885843972096
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
beowuuf: horses are very, very close now...
beowuuf: and goats if I recall correctly?
TXC2: goat princes
beowuuf: game noise!
beowuuf: oh no, stream ended, whatever shall we do for the long time between this end point and the start of the next one...
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed).) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
Metric_Furlong: S O O N
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: !show override off
LRRbot: Currently live: Rhythm Cafe
Metric_Furlong: oh Lrrbot
TXC2: I remembered this time :p
beowuuf: :D
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Keep your eye on the cheese.
ContingentCat: very important advice there
TXC2: CONTACT
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: horsefall!
Manae: As you amble on through life | Whatever be your goal | Keep your eye upon the swiss cheese | and not upon the holes
Metric_Furlong: horses are falling?
Metric_Furlong grabs the shotgun
beowuuf: if we can't draw them properly, sure
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club will be covering the topic of "simplifying complex shapes" with @apsalar and @AiAmethyst http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Ez7OPKIUcAAuMbd.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1386772500340609025
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN grabs takes the shotgun away
beowuuf: lol
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN: f
Metric_Furlong pulls out a second shotgun
Metric_Furlong: always bring back-up
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN resigns
iris_of_ether: Instructions unclear, painted horse (?): https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1386492455785177089
beowuuf: are we ready *racks shotgun* ready to go *racks shotgun* let's get ready! *racks shotgun*
TXC2: iris_of_ether nice
beowuuf: that's amazing iris_of_ether
BusTed: \ 🐴 /
Metric_Furlong: iris_of_ether you're doing good work, kid
RocknGrohlNerd: and we are back :D also who is definitely not drawing horses today?
TXC2: here we GO!
iris_of_ether: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: i'll bring the extra shotgun shells
VorlonScout: Howdy!
GapFiller: good evening Cori lrrCORI lrrHEART
TXC2: Howdy Cori
Alahmnat: hi Cori :)
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi Cori :)
ContingentCat: howdy Cori
beowuuf: so how does one craft a horse? first, one giggles for a month apparently :p
beowuuf: hey cori
Metric_Furlong: which reminds me, I should also paint more minis. Is what I'd say if I hadn't finished the current batch yesterday
TXC2: Hello Angel
TehAmelie: hello!
beowuuf: oh, hey angel!
ContingentCat: hey Angel
keroan0: Wooo! Angel!!
iris_of_ether: benginHi
Metric_Furlong: so no I have no Art to do
Metric_Furlong: *now
GapFiller: hai Angel
beowuuf: you're a simple fellow, what's your name?
BusTed: That's a good owl.
RocknGrohlNerd: whaaattt ??? I was promissed no horses in this club :D
WORSTBEHAVIORPAWN: forgot trapezoid
flowerseses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
flowerseses: 32 months and I still can't draw a horse. But maybe today?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, flowerseses! (Today's storm count: 15)
TehAmelie: in trigonometry we learned to make do with triangles only, even
beowuuf: owl, then horse, then the advanced course
beowuuf: what is a trapezoid if not a triangle persevering
TXC2: beowuuf :D
beowuuf: :)
RocknGrohlNerd: owl , than horse then the advanced horse, beowuuf?
Metric_Furlong: humans: the most advanced horses
beowuuf: long horse
ContingentCat: confirmed human woman
TehAmelie: cool, zero to Noir in. . . 5 minutes
TXC2: into a happy little tree
RocknGrohlNerd: SIr, sir your horse seems to be a tree
beowuuf: ooh
wench_tacular: well done brain
lostluckDev: take that brain!
beowuuf: i am indeed perceiving a tree
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Lord_ZYRK: "Thank you for coming to my TED Talk:
Styxseus: :D <3
jkoon78076: hello can't draw horses club
RomanGoro: I'm a bit late, did any furniture fail catastrophically yet?
Lord_ZYRK: A bee pencil? PridePog
TXC2: hello jkoon78076 welcome
Metric_Furlong: RomanGoro not yet
beowuuf: Twitching Every Drawing
hexy_lexy: hey Cori and Aiamethyst! hope you two are doing well <3
beowuuf: no furniture fall romangoro but our brains have been tricked by Simple Shapes
jkoon78076: can I draw horses yet?
Lord_ZYRK: Ugh, Procreaters Kappa
RomanGoro: Joke is on the Simple Shapes, beowuuf, my brain comes pre-tricked
beowuuf: clever
TXC2: wave of the future
niccus: that's illegal
Brozard: WITCHCRAFT
beowuuf: that was to both the software and romangoro
TXC2: SORCERY
hexy_lexy: cori's world is different now
BusTed: round friends
TehAmelie: are you a cyber wizard?
Lord_ZYRK: lil eggies
damn_i_am_pretty: oh procreate is such a god send
Alahmnat: Procreate is super slick
BusTed: drawfeEggyboy
RocknGrohlNerd: @jkoon78076 you can, but there is no club for drawing horses currently
beowuuf: do you use your power for good or evil?
WanderingWinder: Ovular... Procreate... what is this stream even?
hexy_lexy: tiltyhPLS
Metric_Furlong: procreate seems like the biggest cheats Kappa
Alahmnat: in art it's not cheating if it works
Lord_ZYRK: Today only, you, yes YOU, can draw a horse!
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] Nothing lewd ever happens here. | while winking
LRRbot: New quote #7587: "Nothing lewd ever happens here." —Cori, while winking [2021-04-26]
ContingentCat: wow
WanderingWinder: frustum?
beowuuf: useful, but not easy to say. how tragic
The_Kraken19: A frustrum is a truncated cone
Metric_Furlong: whereas if you draw a triangle and cut off the bottom you can make a triangle
beowuuf: sergeJustRight metric
Alahmnat: frustum, for when it absolutely, positively has to be culled
TehAmelie: a cone is just a big brain triangle
ContingentCat: a cone is just a fancy triangle
Solipsody: Technically you can make a frustrum from a pyramid, as well. Just whenever you cut the point off something, I think.
Lord_ZYRK: "a frustum is the portion of a solid (normally a cone or pyramid) that lies between one or two parallel planes cutting it."