KeytarCat: @DarkMorford I liked it but was tabbed out PrideHeyyy
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laikagoat: fionaMuppet
DarkMorford: "The Final Bug"? Ah, a programmer's DREAM!
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam, Beej and Paul return with another round of CYOA! Game: Choose Your Own Adventure) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10s ago).
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hexy_lexy: hey friends! hope yall are doing well <3
PendelSteven: I'll stop unlocking random now, 'cause guess what?
cnutter23_: Hype!
PendelSteven: I already had a circle and now again.... sigh
MyrddintheWizard: same to you @hexy_lexy
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Juliamon: PendelSteven Also you were spamming, so
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RandomTrivia: Hey there hexy_lexy!
PendelSteven: 'Ello everyone
theo_frances: Hello, everyone!
Cunobelenos: Hey y’all!
Alas_Babylon: Hi there
PendelSteven: Did love the guitar solo in last track
sithenin: !updog
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PendelSteven: Doesn't help keeping me from buying a Charvel
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Dice Friends! Tonight Adam is playing the Catacombs Adventure Book, The Final Bug. Beej and Paul are here to provide "moral support" 📷 ||
PendelSteven: But there's a Charvel that's blue, with the classic Seymour Duncan JB & 59 pickups and a Floyd Rose... Perfect 80s hard rock guitar for me
PendelSteven: "80s"
asthanius: This stream is good luck. I literally just got a package delivered
PendelSteven: Let's just call it classic hard rock
PendelSteven: Oh, for those who don't know Charvel's are basicly superstrats
hexy_lexy: @asthanius watch you have just taken all of adams luck for the night :p
SnowbirdMike: Chat is here to provide Immoral support. First things we are gonna need is some duct tape, roll of plastic, shovel and an alibi.
gamercat88: preparing thyself
plundypops: I enjoy Adam and Paul duo streams
YeetTheRich_: i am so pumped for this
asthanius: I regret nothing
sorinthecat: r u watching ben?
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Vacuum the Beej.
RandomTrivia: Thanks LRRbot
PendelSteven: I've never seen dice friends live, since I usually work on tuesdays
Stormthius: !badavice
mtvcdm: LRRBot. What's on page 42?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5746: "I would appreciate it if you kept your triangles to yourself." —Ian [2019-01-22]
PendelSteven: But it's King's Day!
Deftscythe subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
Deftscythe: having a bad brain day and I think one of Adam's adventures is exactly what I need to change my mood <3
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DeM0nFiRe: Hello!
Wrexadecimal: oh baybeeee
NightValien28: pop
circusofkirkus: Adam's in a bunker!
Alas_Babylon: Welcome to the Tunnel of Fun
Electrodyne: It's it Otaku Jeff Day???
VikingEngineering : Hello!
chillmill1: season 2 baby!
sithenin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MagicalAttackGecko: wooooo yessssss
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
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MagicalAttackGecko: lets goooooooo
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NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: New season!! yeah!
SnowbirdMike: fooled them again
YeetTheRich_: otaku jeff is back baybeee
NotCainNorAbel: now to resolve that cliffhanger
Dr_fragenstien: I love these streams, keep them coming!
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PendelSteven: lrrCREEPR
DeM0nFiRe: Last one had a talking squirrel skeleton IIRC?
Wrexadecimal: Yes Adam, yeeeees!
plundypops: and I also enjoy beej ofc :D
hexy_lexy: my favourite trio! Adam, Statler, and Waldorf!
Sarah_Serinde: I am here for today's chaos gabyLul
Snowcookies: Woo, more Adam reading
RandomTrivia: That would be VERY on brand
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Robot_Bones: It seems adam has been summoned once again, not for a stream, but for a War
PMAvers: Wait, do we even know a hyena?
corefluxx: lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrADAM
xantos69: I watched "The Network" last I am open to you seeing if you can get fired.
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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mtvcdm: Doing something stupid is our brand!
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sorinthecat: adam ur a cutie!
lirazel64 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
lirazel64: Another season, another subversary!
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PendelSteven: Can't draw ship
Wrexadecimal: Roman Reins? Kappa
62MGcobra: don't screw up, the boss is here
innovativemethods: Oh, like in panama!
PipeSmokingOwl: starting off great
hexy_lexy: Reigns are on Roman!
Obsolete2885: The rains down in Africa? :)
NoxStryx: reigns are in the wwe
Greendrag13: Ship reigns? Ride it, Space Cowboy!
Dr_fragenstien: a horse drawn ship would be something we would see in one of these books
lirazel64: I ship this horse! Wait...
Electrodyne: When do we finish Gnomes: 100 Dragons: 0
hexy_lexy: im glad im not the only one who made the WWE reference
PendelSteven: pling pling pling pling pling... pling pling @Obsolete2885
Sibwow: decide your own adventure
DeM0nFiRe: "Pick a path"
TheMerricat: they'll actually she too.
YeetTheRich_: "create your own story"
tangokilo421 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
tangokilo421: More CYOA with, Adam, Paul, *and* Beej? Sign me up!
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kusinohki: I vaguely remember "pick a path"
Obsolete2885: @PendelSteven :D
robothehobo9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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elkae: Select your next moment
djalternative: yeah. CYOA is trademarked
KeytarCat: #ChoicesMatter
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Ryan North calls his CYOA books something like "the adventure is chosen by you" because of that and because it's funny
MTBoot: I knew "fighting fantasy" was a thing, didn't know cyoa was o.o: dang
JaymicUnyielding: Live the Story!
CururuGuasu: The Wheel of Fate is Turning!
SnowbirdMike: and Always PUSH the BUTTON
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: this is the last one?
boristhewizard: Hell yeah. Waiting to get the results back from a covid test and I can really use this trio of comedians right now.
hexy_lexy: Belopa!!!
OmnipotentTrevor: Not sure the fairy mound will be topped
Wrexadecimal: @boristhewizard Fingers crossed, friend
PendelSteven: And remember: get the thing
sorinthecat: whats ur PO box?
RandomTrivia: @CururuGuasu Oh no, are traffic lights also burning? lrrBEEJ
Alas_Babylon: !pobox
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KeytarCat: Yeah, they're all out of print...
KeytarCat: I lost a CYOA in grade school and got in SERIOUS trouble
Sogheim: yay! whole team's here!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2514 patrons for a total of $18,968.35 per month.
Sarah_Serinde: We did this!
DeM0nFiRe: Ah "Endless Quest" was the series of CYOA-alike books I had as a kid, actually also done by TSR
PendelSteven: twenty five hundred and fourteen?!?
MidnighterKnight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
MidnighterKnight: Choose your own adventure in life too.
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hexy_lexy: We did this and we should be proud!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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Electrodyne: Cheer100 We have to go back to Gnomes: 100 because I have a sweet "I am a Leif on the wind, watch how I soar" line to throw out
NightValien28: we did this? we did this!
RandomTrivia: Agatha Fisty! \o/
Wrexadecimal: Adam's editing game is stronk
SnowbirdMike: OOPS
innovativemethods: Stirring endorsement :P
djalternative: Nah. We don't fund let's nope. That's funded through a contract with Satan
Sibwow: tall paul?
Snowcookies: It's a good podcast
Alas_Babylon: Little taller, less Paul-er
PendelSteven: eighteen thousand nine hundred sixty three point thirty five?!?
hexy_lexy: Big Paul!
RobotInProgress: Stretched Paul
NightValien28: tall and more refined paul
NotCainNorAbel: paul is the younger, hu?
Juliamon: Paul Classic
SnowbirdMike: It depends on the APB descrition.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Juliamon: !store
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hexy_lexy: new merch!
PendelSteven: Welcome to Steven teaches how to write out numbers in English ;)
DiscordianTokkan: Store dot loading dor com slash ready
Scarbble: loadingreadyrun: It's dot com!
Kramburger: Store Dot Com! It's Dot LoadingReadyRun!
PendelSteven: Oh dear!
SnowbirdMike: I need to get that travel mug.
PendelSteven: One can never have too many playmats, right?
elkae: Or as Ian once put it, LoadingReadyRun dot com slash no
zuchen_120: I love my dice tray!
LordZarano: Do the Paul clones get on well with Paul's brother?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
sorinthecat: i will lol
NonjaBiru: Time to camp that page all day
SpoopsAHoy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
SpoopsAHoy: Well, guess it's time to only go left. :P
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Mr_Dirty: Beej tell us more of the future to come!
djalternative: Beej is our Prophet
YeetTheRich_: beej does control spacetime
wynternyghtynggale: late but made it!
BusTed: 🖥️
elah806: Gonna stream the server maintenance in the LRR discord
SnackPak_: that totally is a subtitle
Pywodwagon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
Pywodwagon: I'm so excited to be here for another one of these magical books
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maximus416: That's one hell of an input error
xantos69: OMG. This is so amazingly stupid. <Grabs Popcorn>
DiscordianTokkan: RIP Tie-Beej
PendelSteven: well azure tie
elah806: Is this like Please Don't Touch Anything but a book
TheMerricat: ah man... top secret rpg. that's old....
Juliamon: "asleep"
Sibwow: hes just sleeping yes
elkae: Generic white guy Model S
JadedCynic: tan suit, white dress shirt, tie...
hexy_lexy: yes... sleeping
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Beej is the only beard-less white man at LRR. Easy mistake to make
PendelSteven: He feels asleep
ContingentCat: yup Beej's trademark kahki suit and blue tie
constablecrab: He's just resting his... everything
atxwookiee subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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JadedCynic: hair looks 'chestnut brown' rather than black....but yeah
RandomTrivia: Classic Beej: Always prepared for everything
Vanbael: so glad I caught this, always love a good adventure starting Otaku Jeff
thraximore: Usually still breathing
NightValien28: shelf adam
JadedCynic: well, yeah? of course?
SnowbirdMike: LOL
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
JadedCynic: oh NO.
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
NightValien28: adam too stronk for shelf
PendelSteven: by Jean Blashfield. Why do I think this was written by a Canadian?
elkae: Broke da bed
PharaohBender27: O_o
JadedCynic: *blush*
JadedCynic: slipped
Wrexadecimal: oh noooo
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
CranstonSnord: I was working on... work things... for work
NoxStryx: beej is the only brown haired beardless white dude that Adam ever interacts with. so all brown haired beardless white dudes are beej to him
PendelSteven: Madison, WA
Sarah_Serinde: PendelSteven Wikipedia says no
PharaohBender27: "Hey, why's that shelf broken in half?" "I dunno" (darts eyes)
Electrodyne: Nice
satyropodobny: oh they be back to reading books, the optimal way to play video games <3
PendelSteven: welll, close enough
CranstonSnord: TS/SI was a great system, percentile dice for everything
PMAvers: I mean, of course WIzards wouldn't do anything like this anymore. That would be something non-Magic.
Steelwolf171: When TSR tried a spy game
TheMerricat: yep. top secret was an attempt at james bond
JadedCynic: 'Top Secret/S,U,' espionage RPG - the 'second edition' of "Top Secret"
Musicsquid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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djalternative: Are we playing Y2k?
TheMerricat: didn't work that well.
mtvcdm: Top Secret? The Highlights for Children Carmen Sandiego book series?
Mewr11: "This is not DND" can confirm
PendelSteven: Is that even WA? No. Wisconsin
Electrodyne: I was in a TS/S.I. game but never owned it myself
ArdCollider: have we ever done a Gamma World book? is there one?
113 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
Steelwolf171: They also did Gamma World and Boot Hill
Luminaire_p: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
mtvcdm: Hi Cam Fam!
GapFiller: CAM RAID unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
Antitonic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 88 month streak!
Antitonic: lrrHORN nliHULLO
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Haroldholmes25: welcome cam
Juliamon: Hello Fam!
sorinthecat: last name blashfield is p awesome
hexy_lexy: welcome Cam Fam!!!!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART Welcome Cam Fam
SnowbirdMike: CAM!!!!
JadedCynic: @Steelwolf171 and "Gangbusters"!
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders! lrrHEART
Mewr11: I cam + fam!
BlueBuddhaX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
BlueBuddhaX: Balopa
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e_bloc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months, currently on a 39 month streak!
e_bloc: please reach inside your clue pocket
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FenrisSchafer: unarmeHeart unarmeHeart unarmeHeart
asthanius: Nature's pocket: The butt?
senkesword: the clue pocket? oh, you mean the faerie mound
xantos69: Keep your hands out of the Clue Pocket! God will see!
SkipIives: Hello all. lrrAWESOME
elkae: tqsPeach tqsSmug
philippekav: also Alternity RPG
Inkompetence: Your bunnyhug probably has a clue pocket.
Steelwolf171: Ooh, forgot about Gangbusters
mtvcdm: Which Cord?
mtvcdm: !discord
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Pywodwagon: Sebastian Cord is a weird way to spell Otaku Jeff
A_Dub888: T H E W E B
RandomTrivia: T H E W E B
dougma: not daed at all
hexy_lexy: The Web (tm)
ForOhForError: the weeb
JadedCynic: man, that aged like milk
SnowbirdMike: Damn. Its too late.
dougma: *not dated at all
PendelSteven: close enough I say: 125 km south of the Canadian border. Oh well.
Dr_fragenstien: too real
Electrodyne: The Weeb
thraximore: Sebastian Korn
PendelSteven: Then you may call me French
ContingentCat: the Web? what is this, a rejected the Magnus Archives storyline?
mtvcdm: Oh we're in for a GOOOOOOOOD time
SnowbirdMike: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat sergeJustRight
SnackPak_: strap in, folks
DeM0nFiRe: One fist of iron and the other of steel, if the right don't get you then the other one will
Kramburger: The Orphan factory and the Widowmaker
sydnius: int 18
hexy_lexy: oh tonight is gonna be GOOD
Vanbael: Red 9 from RE4
RandomTrivia: Oh boy this is gonna be a RIDE benginHype
JadedCynic: @ContingentCat probably preceeds it
StreetRach: Des and Troy
HorusFive: Nice- time to see what the past though the future would look like!
Pywodwagon: holy shit the instructions for how to roll dice if you dont have a D10
Sarah_Serinde: I still need to catch up on almost an entire season of Magnus Archives >_>
PendelSteven: let's call it a classic adventure
BusTed: Mighty specific.
maybe_here subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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SnowbirdMike: Until nine/eleven
PendelSteven: (this was reference to me calling the 80's classic instead of 80's ;) )
innovativemethods: so, a watch. :P
ElementalAlchemist: That seems like a lot of effort when he could just hide it under a pancake
shendaras subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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philippekav: the gun is totally meatl tho
jessieimproved: oh schweet a calculator watch
elkae: Spy math!
mtvcdm: He has a little suit, and a radio, and a KNIFE
SnowbirdMike: And a phone
PendelSteven: diamond edge
NonjaBiru: So he has an apple watch?
YeetTheRich_: this dude is op
innovativemethods: How many hidden knives does this guy need?
SnowbirdMike: shoe phone
PendelSteven: Isn't that Luke Cage?
SnackPak_: P O W R F U L L
mtvcdm: I've decided this guy is a Tonberry now that is my headcanon
ContingentCat: POWRFULL
djalternative: powe rful
CranstonSnord: I mean, this was high tech for 1987
RandomTrivia: ADAM NO
elkae: Boot bladez
Wrexadecimal: WOWWW
Mr_Dirty: won't his show set off the airport security?
hexy_lexy: ADAM NO
elkae: gdi adam
Wrexadecimal: lunarWO lunarOW
TheMerricat: They were going for James Bond but rolled Vin Diesel.
Drasvin: nakateYo
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm no, a 'holdout knife' - undetectable by xray, so when he's inevitably taken prisoner and searched and his overt weapons seized, he's still got the knife ;)
Wrexadecimal: So it's golf style checks
PendelSteven: Yeah, Cage has knuckle ... rings... that spell out ... L U K E C A G E... Go figure.
JadedCynic: Cord
SnowbirdMike: Websters dictionary answer
Pywodwagon: but what is his Karma Chameleon skill
JadedCynic: radio comms with HQ at all times
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how the 40K RPG systems work - low numbers are (nearly always) good (except when rolling your damage).
asthanius: Social social social social social chameleooooooon
Greendrag13: @Pywodwagon The worse of his Kar Driving and Social Chameleon, obviously!
hexy_lexy: @asthanius k that one got me
JadedCynic: yeahhhhh, never tried SI, but TS was...nope
TheMerricat: You know chat, with the backstory of Top Secret, we know that canonically the 'good guys' lost. WEB took over the world after all.
BusTed: Such random value!
constablecrab: @Pywodwagon It comes and goes.
Despoiler98: omg why
PendelSteven: Interesting costume
JadedCynic: yeah, hit locations - this is BattleTech
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Alas_Babylon: Ooooh dear
onethousandneedles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
onethousandneedles: book stream! book stream! book stream!
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Wrexadecimal: uhhh
maximus416: What is this game
PharaohBender27: This sounds extremely complicated
circusofkirkus: oh god
e_bloc: wtf
hexy_lexy: WHY?!?!
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMolyy
YeetTheRich_: love it
SnowbirdMike: What.. no nut punch?
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
HorusFive: Ah Classic RPG- needlessly complicated rule sets
mtvcdm: We're facing Blockhead!
asthanius: oh lord
atinyspacemarine: this is AMAZING
innovativemethods: whoo boy, direct port of a complex rpg mechanics
gamercat88: seabatHITBOX
Despoiler98: Is this fucking Starfleet Command??!?!?!?
SquareDotCube: reminds me of Battletech
A_Dub888: This seems.... unnecessary
RandomTrivia: UH
constablecrab: We Mechwarrior now, boys.
asthanius: "I punch the left wrist"
Juliamon: Kid-me would have took one look at this and put it back on the shelf
JadedCynic: @hexy_lexy for more 'graphic' and cinematic combat
sgowell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 75 month streak!
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HorusFive: You can take 8 points to the HEAD!?!
sydnius: Graph Man to the rescue
DeM0nFiRe: constablecrab Haha my first thought was it reminds me of the mech display when doign teh loadout in Mechwarrior 2
ContingentCat: aw dang can't aim for the junk
Kramburger: My ADHD is already tring to pull the ripcord
empyreon: head, left lung, right lung, guts
MagicalAttackGecko: 7 or 8 AKA nuts
PendelSteven: I like that it says Driving / Auto
YeetTheRich_: so this is not a part of the otaku jeff cinematic universe?
YeetTheRich_: or are we another reincarnation?
SnowbirdMike: Yuck
PendelSteven: Auto instead of car! Yay!
BusTed: walk it off
asthanius: Wait, you have to shoot someone in the head EIGHT TIMES
Pteraspidomorphi: It's just a flesh wound
mtvcdm: Arm or leg bullets are inherently nonlethal here.... oh goodness
Wrexadecimal: That's some Monty Python / Black Knight shenanigans
ForOhForError: he'll bite your ankles off
elkae: Ah they're Brock Lesnar then
SnowbirdMike: Maybe just shoot them.
constablecrab: It's only a flesh wound.
PendelSteven: I wish I never knew Brock LEsnar
ContingentCat: we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
CranstonSnord: the higher your combat skill, the better chance you have of doing more damage on the 10s die tho
hexy_lexy: @elkae good ol Bork Lazer
NavelWarfare: @asthanius Up to, yeah. Sounds like 6 damage is max per hit, so two minimum.
Drasvin: Mook Chivalry
elkae: Form an orderly queue, folks
SnowbirdMike: ahhh
PendelSteven: Sure it's impressive what he can do, but no, thank you
AgavePoet: single file please
noisyblizzard: ooh this is a pleasent surprise
NotCainNorAbel: ninja style
gamercat88: but we have out fists as weapons, so we are always armed
BusTed: r
elkae: @hexy_lexy *shakes fist* Bork Laaazzzzer!
hexy_lexy: ready as ill ever be
maxthefourth: !card werebear
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elkae: Roll up the sleeves
elkae: It's business time
ContingentCat: are we sitting comfortably?
LordZarano: Like in old kung foo movies, the others just wait around for their friend to finish fighting the hero
JadedCynic: yeah, it did - I mean, if you were taking a lot of hard prep to make an assassination sniper shot, sure, it's basically one shot so all the granularity would be interesting, but two agents meleeing with a handful of goons....would be a SLOG :(
mtvcdm: of course we start at a casino
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah that tasteful midnight blue
PendelSteven: midnight blue... with cyan tie
constablecrab: F
ArdCollider: sebastian cord has people to type for him
Alas_Babylon: Cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack on Spotify, ready to go
Dr_fragenstien: an evening of pleasure? snuffLewd
orionsrise1: sweet! just in time
PendelSteven: Britney Spears?
elkae: Ah the dame
KartoffelKaiser: This book is *making it rain* proper nouns
Izandai: Oh hell yeah, Adam's Adventure Book Club is exactly what I need right now.
PendelSteven: Siri...
A_Dub888: Are we looking for the IT guy?
Sarah_Serinde: #humblebrag
orionsrise1: the Orion what?
elkae: He's in the shadow of New York City!
gamercat88: gamba time
SnowbirdMike: Hard Boiled
Despoiler98: Gambling????? IM IN
HorusFive: Better gamble that next paycheck away
PendelSteven: The Orion system?
hexy_lexy: good, healthy adult choices
constablecrab: This man brushes his teeth with whiskey.
fastlane250: weep is for the sleak
PendelSteven: Colorado beetle
sydnius: hit me
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: but...jet set!
YeetTheRich_: horny on main
Izandai: PrideLaugh
constablecrab: horny on mainframe
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Hey, we don't know that. It could have been a plutonic relationship... and they were sharing hotel costs. :)
JadedCynic: yeah, it was a COOL job, and not a minimum wage clerk
thraximore: @constablecrab LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
elkae: Dman that's good @constablecrab
PendelSteven: relax
ContingentCat: um?
RandomTrivia: LUL
mtvcdm: uh oh
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS!
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Izandai: oh god
JadedCynic: 26min - adam BREAKS
Snowcookies: oh my
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
SnowbirdMike: Love It
floki4242: it's of a time
DeM0nFiRe: We made it like 6 paragraphs haha
TamesLovesGames: LUL
RandomTrivia: That didn't take long at all!
hexy_lexy: oh jeez
Izandai: PrideLaugh
wynternyghtynggale: he said it! Adam said his catch phrase
YeetTheRich_: on page in and we are already on "this book SUCKS!"
djalternative: do we need a break counter?
elkae: Stinky book!
PendelSteven: 1988 classic adventure indeed
hexy_lexy: this guys MEGA white!!!
JadedCynic: "pressure of your overly-full wallet against your backside"
YeetTheRich_: *one
ContingentCat: and cis and straight
elkae: Full and firm backside
Wrexadecimal: thicc bootay
Twilight_Spark: White as a sheet. Who puts their wallet in their back pocket anyways?
elkae: tqsPeach
TheMerricat: In the 80's men weren't allowed to have firm buttocks.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
asthanius: caked backside
Despoiler98: time to get MUGGED
mtvcdm: From CHILDHOOD
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Alas_Babylon: What the fuuuuuuu
Izandai: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: I already hate this character hahaha
innovativemethods: he lives in a hotel in a casino! and has an account! and gambles from his wallet! this dude SUCKS!
wynternyghtynggale: so we kill him on purpose
KartoffelKaiser: *privilege intensifies*
JadedCynic: well, to be fair - the target market is teenagers TSR: you're not supposed to say that part OUT LOUD LUL
SnowbirdMike: He is over compensating for something
Izandai: ????????????????????????
empyreon: lrrWOW
ArdCollider: new type of guy dropped: this guy
elkae: He had a hard childhood, apparently
Gildan_Bladeborn: See, you're assuming that it's full of MONEY - it could very well be a wallet full of coupons, like on Seinfeld.
hexy_lexy: oh i fucking HATE this guy
CaptainSpam: Man, they sure are frontloading a lot about the person YOU are supposed to be. Kappa
Despoiler98: this guy SUCKS
sydnius: lrrGREED lrrFINE
Mewr11: So we're speedrunning killing this character off, right?
sorinthecat: dw i didnt get an allowance either
Dr_fragenstien: he IS a big wad
BusTed: He's a big wad, alright.
Alas_Babylon: Such humble beginnings, his allowances weren't all that great
Alahmnat: he IS a big wad
wynternyghtynggale: ewww
NavelWarfare: Wow Sebastian Cord's an asshole
Izandai: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: No, book, pls
CaptainSpam: Okay, what the hell.
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
KartoffelKaiser: what the fuck
DeM0nFiRe: Don't do this lol
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
hexy_lexy chants "this guy sucks"
fin9n: what genre is this again
gamercat88: for 4 hours
ForOhForError: what the hell book
elkae: Beej broke
TamesLovesGames: WTF is this book!?
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JadedCynic: *headdesk*
ContingentCat: cooing? is she a pidgeon?
constablecrab: Who wrote this and how many watchlists are they on?
thraximore: This is certainly a character.
Juliamon: How fast can we die? I would like to start a speedrun
wynternyghtynggale: can we burn a pdf ?
KartoffelKaiser: This *has* to be on purpose
Izandai: Hang on, was gambling at the casino not the game? Did we just automatically win a bunch of money?
ArdCollider: @ContingentCat she's Chicken Boo!
rasterscan: We're learning a -lot- about the author's personal fantasies, eh?
JadedCynic: superlative?
tangokilo421: This is exactly the type of book TSR would write, without a doubt.
ForOhForError: maybe we get a redemption arc
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon I was thinking the same thing
sgowell: Great gatsby meets James Bond?
Robot_Bones: OMG Brittany
Dr_fragenstien: oh god, she's a supermodel, isn't she
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy but you f-ing rock! AsexualPride
JadedCynic: Oh! "The One That Got Away" :p
Izandai: waaaooow
DeM0nFiRe: hahaha
mtvcdm: We're the bad guys. Usually you would ASK 'are we the bad guys', but no, we just totally are.
PendelSteven: It is written by Jean. Oh ho ho.
wynternyghtynggale: can we start a list of all the ways we can kill him. and a death speed run
Juliamon: I like this girl, she smart
Mewr11: f*cking hell
thraximore: Was this written by a computer nerd? who am I kidding, of course it was
Izandai: This guy SUCKS
DiscordianTokkan: Smart lady
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat no u more!
empyreon: his fee fees!
Greendrag13: The devestating impact of encountering SOMEONE ELSE WITH AGENCY
elkae: This is very Magnum PI so far
SnowbirdMike: He enjoyed the pegging way more than she did.
thraximore: @SnowbirdMike LUL
gamercat88: ahh a Fembot
Snowcookies: uh huh
innovativemethods: oh, they made her smart. that's good.
Mewr11: and there goes that restraint
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy :O
Alahmnat: oh my GOD.
empyreon: "She discovered computers and quickly dumped me for some reason"
shurtal: Not even cool enough for a Trans Am
Driosenth: Ah the legendary Douglas DC-8, a plane that was decommissioned in 1972. A plane so safe it has it's own wiki page dedicated to it's accidents.
PendelSteven: Die Hard was released a year after this book
Mr_Dirty: its a company card right?
hexy_lexy: at least they made her smart
orionsrise1: so her fault is logic?
sydnius: hot COBOL action
Dr_fragenstien: SHE's the one who had trouble being inconsipuous?
KeytarCat: Energy weapons?
SquareDotCube: Smokey and the Wad
KartoffelKaiser: I've walked past this asshole at an airport
fin9n: @PendelSteven that explains so much
Steelwolf171: So... you're essentially Archer
ArdCollider: wasn't East Colfax where the Denver Mile High Comics was back then?
Electrodyne: Oh no, Colfax
elkae: @Steelwolf171 Holy crap he is
lirazel64: This guy's last name is Notbond, yes?
PendelSteven: Righ. The Orion Foundation.
floki4242: Archer is the world's best spy
hexy_lexy: @Steelwolf171 OH NO HE IS
Alas_Babylon: Spanish, yeah
Despoiler98: nice
sgowell: This is how we get ants
SnackPak_: nailed it
Alas_Babylon: Mexican, etc
Alahmnat: rofl, perfect
Electrodyne: E PLURIBUS UNUM
SnowbirdMike: i swear they are stealing a GET SMART episode.
sorinthecat: anyone know Ben Wheelers twitch handle?
jessieimproved: o m g
KartoffelKaiser: oh my fucking GOD
HorusFive: Cath-tillian
Pywodwagon: OH NOOOO
shurtal: Ah yeah, gonna sell some Rich Corinthian Leather
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: OH SHIT
RandomTrivia: WHY
Alahmnat: JESUS.
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Wrexadecimal: manokaOof
Haroldholmes25: lrrWOW
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Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Zyme86: She need to come south here to ABQ
ArdCollider: this is the office where they give people a raise and a title change as long as they don't sue about Sebastian Cord being a creep
SnowbirdMike: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
NavelWarfare: Sweet christ this book
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
orionsrise1: I started a 4013c. I always forget 4 isn't 5
elkae: Where's Kathleen?? We need a "That's RACIST"!!
SnackPak_: fuck this is going to be good
Pteraspidomorphi: Those were the days
JadedCynic: good LORD, are we gonna break Twtich's TOS with this pulp?!?
empyreon: LUL
InquisitorGaia: Hey screw you book theres very good mexican food here
KV1NN4: oh my god
SoaringDragon42: In DENVER?!
Wrexadecimal: This had to be written in the 80s, right?
PendelSteven: Well, it's basicly Zoë from Sesame Street :)
TamesLovesGames: This is a disasterpiece of a book LUL
thraximore: Hey maybe they're hungry
PharaohBender27: katesPalm
JadedCynic: @InquisitorGaia in 1988?
PendelSteven: Wait, that's not Zoë
HorusFive: Corgo100 for Sna Valdez
lirazel64: Welcome to the 70s, friends.
shurtal: Singular
Sogheim: I love having this in the background and suddenly hearing "This book sucks!"
Twilight_Spark: Oh noooo.
PharaohBender27: FFS
ArdCollider: lrrJUDGE
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
elkae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Great smile
sorinthecat: why does she sound irish
SnowbirdMike: Ohh Man
hexy_lexy: what the hell, guy?!?!
OmnipotentTrevor: Just mail them
Mr_Dirty: those will not travel in the mail well
Alas_Babylon: hooooooiiiii
PendelSteven: Rosita
KartoffelKaiser: This like a bad writing speedrun
Alahmnat: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
HundreydAundre: Is this impossibly racist?
elkae: She would poison him if she could
CranstonSnord: spethS
asthanius: Can this guy fuck off?
PendelSteven: The other character rarely seen in Dutch Sesame Street
MostCallMe__Tim: Damn it Beej, that voice is too good
Twilight_Spark: @HundreydAundre It's unfortunately very possible, even probable. Wowee
ForOhForError: spoiler: no
asthanius: eugh
DeM0nFiRe: Jesus
JadedCynic: I have to be careful...I got a new desk a month ago, and I don't want to split it with my head slamming into it so soon lrrWOW
mtvcdm: We're a secret agent, right? How fast can we call a nuke to our position?
Sarah_Serinde: benginFacepalm
hexy_lexy: oh no
elkae: oh no
SnowbirdMike: Bimbo
Twilight_Spark: #MenWritingWomen
asthanius: DISMAY
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'd be dismayed too
empyreon: spoiler: no one is happy to see Sebastian
RandomTrivia: lrrFINE
HundreydAundre: Guess the chimichangas hath been taken. Thanks Deadpool.
RandomTrivia: Welp
TheMerricat: BTW chat, just in case you are curious, the author of this book is the same author of the Fairy Mound of Dragonkind. :)
CaptainSpam: Well, I guess this answers my question of what a more adult choose-your-own-adventure book would sound like.
PendelSteven: Rosita playes guitar though. That's cool. But also sterotypical... :(
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ContingentCat: suuuure you don't
NavelWarfare: @jadedcynic Good to get the groove in there early though :D
JadedCynic: @Twilight_Spark rpg nerds trying to write human beings :p
asthanius: I hate this
NoxStryx: i thnk we need this as a standard goodbyw on LRR now. "Later Beej, i'll send you some enchaladas"
Wrexadecimal: oh nooo
elkae: UHHHH
Alas_Babylon: wut
hexy_lexy: WHAT?!?!
Alas_Babylon: WUT
Despoiler98: well thats creepy
Twilight_Spark: What the fuck?
PharaohBender27: O_o
KartoffelKaiser: who the fuck does this to their ex??
gualdhar: this is so god damn weird
elkae: How professional
Mr_Horrible: *smooch* "Now let's talk murder"
Snowcookies: Uhhhh
Izandai: CLASSIC???
shurtal: "classic" face?
holidayMD: Classic Face
PendelSteven: Millee
JadedCynic: @NavelWarfare MAY *bonk* have a point *bonk* there...
Alahmnat: at least they gave his wife a name?
obionedrop: if an ex tried to kiss my forehead i'd punch him???
PendelSteven: Milley the Model?
RandomTrivia: Never mind poorly aged, this book is just straight-up trash
thraximore: @Izandai ... a chauvinist?
orionsrise1: oh god, they had to go the dumb blond angle. because this guy's wiz Stat is garbage
niccus: did she break a shelf
jessieimproved: you check your casio
Mortimew: katesRip_SG
JadedCynic: oh yeah, 'ludes were still
Dr_fragenstien: someone price check it]
elkae: This whole book is a #MenWritingWomen tweet thread
sydnius: 🤪
Sarah_Serinde: Dude no
innovativemethods: We call him "two watches" Johnson.
JadedCynic: pronounced Pee-a-jay but I think so yeah
Greendrag13: I passed out at work for no discernible reason, as a spy? OH WELL, PROBABLY NOTHING
gamercat88: stacked
floki4242: bill Cosby was here
elkae: He's double wristing
asthanius: And a fat wallet in his ass
MagicalAttackGecko: this guy SUCKS
mtvcdm: how many watches do we wear
circusofkirkus: double fisting watches
TheMerricat: @elkae now here's the twist, the author is a woman :)
ContingentCat: talk about a fashion icon
Sibwow: anyone remember tom fong
shurtal: is this a prequel to Spy Kids?
JadedCynic: @mtvcdm as many as we can sell!
elkae: @TheMerricat oh god
thraximore: This is a self-insert isn't it?
Izandai: @elkae This whole book is a #MenWritingMen Twitter thread!
jessieimproved: @elkae but boobies haven't done anything anthropomorphic yet
innovativemethods: why is she so incredulous about having a nap
elkae: LUL
SkipIives: It is a nice watch
PharaohBender27: (Googles) Yep, Piagets are a luxury watch
PendelSteven: casually sleeping for almost five hours
hexy_lexy: LUL this book sucks
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: They're really selling this "she was drugged" idea huh
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 still?
RandomTrivia: LUL
asthanius: "I don't even know what sleep is!"
ContingentCat: welp must have been time travel
mtvcdm: I've never slept a minute in my life!
A_Dub888: I did a casual google search and the cheapest watch that popped up was 4600 USD
taareek1976: I think this guy would be wearing both watches on one wrist, right up against each other.
Izandai: @TheMerricat WHAT
TheMerricat: The Final Bug: A Solo Operations Casebook Book by __Jean Blashfield Black__
Twilight_Spark: What?
Alas_Babylon: I'm sorry?
PendelSteven: What is this sleep you are talking about?
Mewr11: Phrasing holy shit
KaleidoscopeMind: Youre what?
hexy_lexy: god, this dude is AWFUL
Izandai: BAD VERB
LordZarano: I can see why these went out of print
JadedCynic: @hexy_lexy sadly, this was probably cutting edge writing in the niche genre :(
PendelSteven: Oh boy
TheMerricat: She also wrote the Fairy Mound book :)
Alahmnat: sure?
Xafty: im just gonna go out on a limb and say this book is not well written
SnowbirdMike: Nazi?
Despoiler98: of course it was the NAZIS
Juliamon: "last remnants"
JadedCynic: Yay, memes before memes were a thing
Dr_fragenstien: I looked it up, the cheapest gold Piaget watch available right now is $16,900
thraximore: The author was very erect while writing this, I can tell
asthanius: That's a big square
Mortimew: katesLewd
NightValien28: last remnants huh
elkae: Wondrous woman, Britt
JadedCynic: See, kids? Memes existed BEFORE Y'ALL WERE BORN LUL
EmpressTila: By every third Evil god, this is a Read & Play.
SnowbirdMike: Just cant kill those guys, they are like cockroaches.
asthanius: Wait, is this the book cover?
ContingentCat: wait have they just left his body there?
holidayMD: This book was written by Archer
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Everyone keeps saying this guy sucks. Has he actually done anything wrong other than be rich and a bit pretentious (probably)?
hexy_lexy: oh no not beej!
Snowcookies: Beej died
PendelSteven: he feels very much asleep
NonjaBiru: Beej is free!
Izandai: @TheMerricat We've finally reached true equality. Women can be awful writers too.
jessieimproved: why does every single thing in the environment sound like it's going t slip into smut at any moment
Greendrag13: He's taking... the LONGEST on-shift nap
TwitchTVsFrank: this is the cheapest piaget watch
JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia nah, that's just an offhand remark that's never going to deal with the actual storyline of this 'book'
Robot_Bones: Brittany, her face pale
Alahmnat: oh my godddddddd
hexy_lexy: what the fuck, dude?!
elkae: I just said "GROSS" out loud
SnowbirdMike: H R is gonna need to talk to him.
KartoffelKaiser: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn he's treating his ex pretty grossly tbh
PharaohBender27: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Well, kissing a coworker on the forehead without consent is a dick move
tangokilo421: The author of this book is responsible for bringing together the authors of Dragonlance. Huh.
JadedCynic: brainwashing by computer display
innovativemethods: hmm. yep, that squares with what I know about dragonlance.
JadedCynic: @tangokilo421 better manager than actual writer
mtvcdm: The one photographer
asthanius: Glamour Shots
EmpressTila: I would love to see that defense in a law show. "Your honor, my client clearly blacked out for no reason for five hours and couldn't have possibly murdered anyone."
RandomTrivia: HAH
innovativemethods: The SECOND death is what gave it away!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
NightValien28: that is a really good JJJ
SnackPak_: excellent voice work
hexy_lexy: Vince McMahon?!
ContingentCat: this is going to be great for the christmas party slideshow
RandomTrivia: Yep, you nailed J.K. Simmons :D
Mewr11: "Something is going on here" YOU DON"T SAY
DeM0nFiRe: Gimme photos of dead guys! *slams desk*
PMAvers: "BAAAAH! Get me picture of COMPUTER MAN!"
SnowbirdMike: Parker, Gosh darn it. Wher is the scoop?
sydnius: OhMyDog
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @KartoffelKaiser @PharaohBender27 Ah, I was off ask for a few minutes. Missed that. Maybe they're still close? (unlikely I realize) :)
orionsrise1: I hired my wife's nephew, he needed a job
floki4242: bring me Spiderman
TheMerricat: to be fair and honest chat, this was written in the 80's and is peak Magnum PI/Moonlighters/Miami Vice......
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *off/afk
CranstonSnord: aww, we shoulda made bingo cards
thraximore: lrrWOW This book sucks
innovativemethods: for *five years*
innovativemethods: she was supposed to be a *field agent* she underwent *covert ops training*
NightValien28: law abiding soul LUL
KV1NN4: for years?!
asthanius: This sucks
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JadedCynic: man, there's plot holes in this story soo big, I could drive a DeLorean through them WITH THE DOORS OPEN LUL
Mortimew: Google, No!
hexy_lexy: this book sucks! this book sucks! this book sucks!
Alahmnat: oh noooooo
Alas_Babylon: "I had no idea this building that you have to enter via a broken-down tanning salon could possibly have been secretive"
KV1NN4: "tee hee girls are silly"
mtvcdm: Her "golden head"
BusTed: sebastian plees
asthanius: Her 80's woman-ness outweighs her experience in the job, I guess
innovativemethods: "please solve the murder" I mean, I was't gonna, but now that my ex asked.
orionsrise1: wait, she was a field operative right?
A_Dub888: "Golden head"?
Alahmnat: we're gonna visit her damn hotel room, aren't we?
JaymicUnyielding: sebastian pls
hexy_lexy: EWWWW
Izandai: uuuuuuuuuugh
dougma: this..... is a thing
elkae: She ded
Mortimew: oeuf
SnowbirdMike: This makes Resident Evil dialog seem like Skakespear.
asthanius: "Wow, the light in here is great!"
philippekav: good old squeeze of encouragement
Haroldholmes25: No one warned me this would be the worst kind of horny
TheMerricat: Remember chat, she failed at being inconspicuous compared to the MC, so....
PMAvers: Why is he so... vascular?
SnackPak_: Vince works for this
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
hexy_lexy: HAHAHA
PharaohBender27: katesLol
JadedCynic: For the record; I'm 49, and I remember seeing the cover of this book in the shop...and the cover art was ALREADY shlocky and cheezy and I am GRATEFUL that I passed on this pile of drek. :D
hexy_lexy: this book sucks!
elkae: Adam plays to his strengths LUL
DiscordianTokkan: So VASCULAR
Alas_Babylon: "He's, so, DEAD!"
Izandai: Adam has one impression and it's PERFECT
TotallyNotaBeholder: Is he gonna puke?
empyreon: so vascularrrr
mtvcdm: We haven't even made any decisions yet. This is the opening box text.
RandomTrivia: LUL
SnowbirdMike: Wow, there is more.
JadedCynic: dammit beej
sydnius: Is Shoey in this book?
innovativemethods: UNLIKE YOU
SnowbirdMike: Homeless?
elkae: Unlike your ass, Sebastian
MrUglama: i missed this
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe it was a Firebird bus
taareek1976: Take his watch to add it to the collection.
DeM0nFiRe: @taareek1976 LUL
innovativemethods: "You do all the police stuff, and, I'll be in the bar."
JadedCynic: @taareek1976 put that one on your ankle
couldntpickausername: my wallet is dummy thick and the claps of the wallet folds are alerting th guards
Izandai: "Oh, excuse me, I dropped my Trojan wallet for my magnum cash stacks."
thraximore: Thick wallets can cause strain to your spine if consistently kept in the back pocket.
CranstonSnord: I'm proud that I only paid a dollar for a copy of this, 30 years ago
asthanius: mousetrap in the keyboard. CLASSIC trap
sydnius: IRQ settings ahoy
mtvcdm: inviolate
JadedCynic: @CranstonSnord but did you read and FINISH IT
SnowbirdMike: No Touchie
JadedCynic: CONFIG.SYS
CranstonSnord: @JadedCynic oh heck no
innovativemethods: it's bidirectional? that doesn't help.
asthanius: This is actually correct, so that's a nice surprise
JadedCynic: @CranstonSnord *jadedcynic likes this*
elkae: I feel like this is going to be just as painful re: tech as terrible patriarchical bs
gamercat88: friend...
TheMerricat: n theory, according to amazon this book is worth either $100 or $900.....
elkae: "Friend"
Izandai: I disagree
hexy_lexy: LUL damnit beej!!!
PendelSteven: Spider-Man
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat amazon's prices are textbook wishful thinking
Mewr11: I should not try to take a sip of water for the rest of this broadcast, should I?
thraximore: @elkae what could possibly give you that impression LUL
PendelSteven: Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man fan reminding you there's a - between Spider and Man.
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I"m thinking so too :)
Zyme86: You son of a bitch!!!
unicornly: i feel like this may be the only time this book has been read.
elkae: @thraximore I guess I'm as smart as Britt :D
Mortimew: I'm hearing Sabastian Corn... and I'm sticking with that
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thraximore: @elkae my condolences.
hexy_lexy: ammenides nutz! GOTTEE
TacitusVigil: "smelled polished"?
SnowbirdMike: LOL
elkae: @thraximore It could be worse. Could be as smart as Sebastian
TwitchTVsFrank: his shoes can smell?
holidayMD: They got you pushing too many pencils?
orionsrise1: who smells polished?
JadedCynic: You know....I'd go look up the TvTropes page for this 'book' but my PC only has 32GB of ram and I don't wanna overload it Kappa
CranstonSnord: Sebastion Corn is poppin off!
thraximore: Shoe polish has a smell
lirazel64: all these WASP names...
PendelSteven: Ey, waddayou doin' ewe?
fastlane250: "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a large wallet."
ToastyLoaff: lrrADAM
SoaringDragon42: IF you can smell the polish, you used waaaaaay too much
hexy_lexy: @CranstonSnord boo!!!
thraximore: @lirazel64 "my name is bzzzz bzzzz"
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 welcome to the 80's vOv
SnowbirdMike: Too Much money affects Cord'S caring.
rasterscan: OPSECV?
HorusFive: Danger-esque!
orionsrise1: shoe polish has a smell, but you have to get on your knees to smell it
asthanius: "Why is Foster a nerd now?"
thraximore: @orionsrise1 don't give this author any ideas
lirazel64: @jadedcynic Sigh.
A_Dub888: Gambling? I'm in
Despoiler98: gambling you say??
ForOhForError: so do we!
hexy_lexy: gambling?!?!
JadedCynic: @rasterscan in 1988? I'm sure OpSec existed with intel agencies, but the public knowledge of it...
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic I already tried, Top Secret and this series as a whole was such an underwhelming thing that there isn't even a tvtropes page.
orionsrise1: @thraximore I see your point!
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 what's the opposite of 'nostalgia'? :p
PMAvers: The clap of my two heavy wallets keeps alerting the guards.
TacitusVigil: Oooh, then we can meet Belopa.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh... a guy on the inside with a gambling issue. can't imagine where this plot is headed.
PendelSteven: Let's just say this gets you prepared to read 80s comics
SnowbirdMike: Can we say shot gun and a cheap motel.
ForOhForError: maybe we're the culprit
asthanius: It's his shift, I think?
thraximore: @ForOhForError he's almost smarmy enough
CranstonSnord: no, we're the murder victim. Both of them
hexy_lexy: ngl, im 100% here for Paul and Beej just Statler and Waldorfing it up!!!
PendelSteven: sketch pad
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat nothing for the 'catacombs' book itself?
MostCallMe__Tim: how long is this intro?
innovativemethods: and the operator just leaves the agent alone with the classified computer he's not cleared to use. perfect.
hexy_lexy: so you use your memory?!
orionsrise1: what?
TheMerricat: @JadedCynic that I could find.
e_bloc: Corgo1000 <3 fighting fantasy + adjacents
TacitusVigil: Welcome to the "Can't draw-damnit Beej!
Izandai: That's the first semi-clever thing this book has said.
A_Dub888: !findquote agenda
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SnowbirdMike: His super power is........drawing?
PendelSteven: ^
HorusFive: Draw me like one of your french murder scenes
asthanius: It's a real thing, though. Where writing something down makes it a stronger memory
JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I guess even TvTropes has standards LUL
orionsrise1: I drew a thing better than I see it?
hexy_lexy: @HorusFive IM HOWLING
JadedCynic: 80's 'contemporary fantasty' vOv
ArdCollider: "stand back, I have to architectually draft my mind palace."
PMAvers: I feel like we're missing a beat by not having Graham here for th is.
Izandai: Writing something down can help you remember it, stands to reason that drawing something could help the same way.
elkae: He's definitely sketchy....
PendelSteven: The tapes
JadedCynic: handprint readers...and 8-bit terminals
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh holy crap, I HAD this
Twilight_Spark: Prejudices? You?
PendelSteven: wow just wow
lirazel64: @jadedcynic suggests "remorse".
TheMerricat: lol
Mcgwee: wow
Laserbeaks_Fury: It was super involved
SnowbirdMike: Yep
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: wow, fuck this guy
ContingentCat: wow
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Mcgwee: PCs a dick
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 ...yeah. that feels about right.
sydnius: dir /w
Zyme86: wow judgy much?
RandomTrivia: "A lot of innate prejudices" most of them, in fact
Greendrag13: oh, big dude! Does he also have a bulgey-wulgey wallet to OwO?
PMAvers: So we roll 2d20 right?
Makrosian_Tae: Oh sweet! What do we have here!
PendelSteven: stereotypes are bad, but you'll find that most Dutch like cheese. As most people. :D
hexy_lexy: @Greendrag13 omg LUL
thraximore: I hope that's his IQ LUL
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean saying a character looked like they COULD play tiddlywinks with manhole covers, sure. Saying he should be...
JadedCynic: @PMAvers nah, it was all d10 and d100 based
hexy_lexy: @thraximore HELP IM LAUGHING
orionsrise1: who says playing tiddlywinks with manhole covers?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @orionsrise1 Anyone reading this book out loud, and a few of us in chat now I guess. :D
PMAvers: So, OG github.
Pteraspidomorphi: Sounds like splunk
TacitusVigil: I hear they have the internet on computers now.
sydnius: to pay the ransomware demand, turn to page 55
asthanius: ML will handle it
JadedCynic: hey, this was ORION's Fox Mulder! X-Files before the show ever existed!
innovativemethods: ah, artificial intelligence
lirazel64: @jadedcynic I recently reread something I wrote in the 90s, and I'm remorseful. Can you imagine what the authors of this might think?
PendelSteven: leave it to the algorhytm
JadedCynic: Literally a "Black Box"
HorusFive: That's STILL the fantasy of computing
TheMerricat: Beej, remember this was the era where folk thought Lawnmowerman was realisitic. :P
PendelSteven: I'm my own algorhythm, thank you very much ;)
Mr_Dirty: trust the algorithm, it knows all
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 I can only hope "I've done so much better since those days"
orionsrise1: next the book will say he was as dangerous as a Thai bar in an inner city projects
saucemaster5000: I love authors writing about computers with no computer knowledge. It's like how scientists in movies alway refer to themselves as "a scientist" and never their field
ArcOfTheConclave: W.E.B.?
Twilight_Spark: Excuse me sir, did you say...wa...eb?
Twilight_Spark: wa...ep*
NavelWarfare: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
MostCallMe__Tim: from magic import dodathing as ddt
ashiok_nightmare_moose: inb4 the computer is sentient
floki4242: @themerricat what is Lawnmowerman
SnowbirdMike: They keep saying WEBB but do they mean Twitter?
DeM0nFiRe: Hey it did tell you that Web is the monolithing criminal organization that the Orion Foundation is dedicated to destroying
PendelSteven: @ashiok_nightmare_moose or the lift
JadedCynic: so the author lets computers be black-box-deus-ex-mechinas...
couldntpickausername: WEB: We Extremely Bad
MostCallMe__Tim: ddt.solve_problem(data)
LordZarano: "In the 60s, Marvin Minsky assigned a couple of undergrads to spend the summer programming a computer to use a camera to identify objects in a scene. He figured they'd have the problem solved by the end of the summer. Half a century later, we're still working on it."
JadedCynic: when they're a focus of the whole story
hexy_lexy: poor ed
couldntpickausername: ending: we learn it's a typo and we've been fighting anime fans the entire time
Izandai: Too Real
thraximore: @LordZarano Should have thrown a bigger wallet at the problem :)
JadedCynic: @LordZarano IKR?
Robot_Bones: The man got INSIDE the computer!?!
floki4242: it hunter X hunter now
PendelSteven: Yeah if you like redicilous outdated plots, go watch The Lift on netflix. Classic Dutch thriller.
TheMerricat: @floki4242 I'd say congratulations on being one of the lucky 10,000 but in all honesty you are far better off not knowing about that movie. :) It was a really crappy movie about an kid with mental problems becoming a god by being scanned into a computer. Had really really bad CGI even for 80's standards.
thraximore: Ah yes, murder.exe
zed_alpha: Are we Starship Troopering?
RandomTrivia: LUL
YeetTheRich_: wtf
hexy_lexy: WHAT
Snowcookies: That sounds bad
EmpressTila: Isn't that super illegal?
innovativemethods: the "keep going" code
Despoiler98: God could you imagine someones first day at work and not remembering the password?
Bratmon: That cannot be OSHA compliant.
xantos69: don't fall asleep at that desk I guess
TheMerricat: @EmpressTila we are a secret organization... :)
DiscordianTokkan: Hate to take a bathroom break and kill everyone in the room
GDwarf: Why...why not just have it lock you out and sound an alarm?
YeetTheRich_: are actually working at amazon?
floki4242: @themerricat thanks for the info
fastlane250: this is giving me mega man battle network vibes for some reason even though this predates that by two decades
YeetTheRich_: *you
PendelSteven: Oh boy
thraximore: @xantos69 Good thing no one does that in this story :)
Bratmon: "Takes his massive ass out the door."
mitomanox: HSWP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orionsrise1: @empresstila yes but its "covert"
innovativemethods: wait, kills him *how*? like mechanically how?
zed_alpha: I'm picturing Mister X from Resident Evil.
Zephyr256k: Is Orion... the baddies?
SnowbirdMike: Pictures fall off the walls, Windows crack.
HorusFive: So they tortured him until he was willing to give them the codes- but NOT until they gave them the code that would let him NOT DIE?!
lirazel64: And his knuckles dragging, no doubt.
PendelSteven: Actually Windows crashes
shendaras: @innovativemethods A special tape gets loaded the combusts, releasing deadly fumes.
ContingentCat: I don't think I'd want to work anywhere with "or they kill you" in the description
zed_alpha: That's a lot like working for my employer now. We do tech support for a bunch of different companies, and our VPN is almost like that
RandomTrivia: Look, I don't think this place was ever going to be OSHA compliant from the start :D
Lupus2253: So, how many accidents happen, due to malfunctioning keyboards?
TheMerricat: @HorusFive the guy dead in front of us is a spy, the guy with the codes was killed a while before.
Drasvin: It is a super spy espionage organization
TacitusVigil: 'erb Norton
ArdCollider: herberb norton
e_bloc: yes Norton will help
hexy_lexy: 'Erb
PendelSteven: Herb... And spices.
sydnius: lunch not launch
floki4242: is this just a death mill
thraximore: "hmm, the computer is giving off fumes. guess I'll just sit here and breathe deeply."
hexy_lexy: Herb and Hspices
zed_alpha: Goddammit, Herb.
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fastlane250: Urb' Norton and his brother, Rural Norton.
zed_alpha: Feral herbs? That sounds like my garden.
mitomanox: lrrSPOOP
hexy_lexy: @fastlane250 boo!
Electrodyne: it's Captain Farrell, and his money he's a-countin
elkae: I'm loving Herb. He can tell Sebastian is a dick.
Drasvin: Air gapped system
JadedCynic: nope, you know what? I can't do this any longer. I lived and RPG'd in this era, and this whole experience of garbage writing is giving me a feeling opposite to 'nostalgia' (which I'm confident could be described as "remorse") so I'm gonna head out...
sydnius: we gotta get the NOClist from Job
elkae: Take care, JadedCynic
SnowbirdMike: Brittany. Will Ferrels sister.. short bus princess.
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PendelSteven: This "era", well good night anyhow
rasterscan: @JadedCynic Totally fair, please take care. -hug-
thraximore: Yet we already know she was drugged.
Cunobelenos: I love watching Beej slowly die with the tech.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: We have a log... or a faked log.
Drasvin: Logs are good.
Electrodyne: Sleep gas!!
lirazel64: @jadedcynic , I get it, friend.
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrKATHLEEN
dm818: 6:45 am you got in at dawn
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah the thing said he would arrive around dawn, so yeah
PMAvers: Or she got knocked out.
mitomanox: britney 07
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NavelWarfare: @jadedcynic Seems smart. Fare well!
PendelSteven: well observed... It was in the middle of the night
hexy_lexy: yeah, she was on the red eye shift
PendelSteven: Actually it is the middle of the night for me....
gamercat88: data never sleeps
Despoiler98: Shes graveyard shift
PendelSteven: So I'll be AFK
thraximore: I know! She forgot to put in the code that stops the computer from release the sleeping gas fumes, /obviously/
Seth_Erickson: are graveyard shifts that weird?
PendelSteven: Have fun! Bye
Drasvin: It was almost the end of her shift.
SnowbirdMike: sorry. too much whiskey.
Electrodyne: No wonder there are no enchiladas, Monica's Tacos doesn't open til 11
Despoiler98: what is beej doing
ContingentCat: welp that clears all suspiscion, she said she didn't
hexy_lexy: oh no
elkae: uhhhhhhh
RandomTrivia: Oh that was a very gif-able moment LUL
fcloud: @Despoiler98 good question
TacitusVigil: You're Adam tall.
gamercat88: gotta leave room for you wallet
TheMerricat: Lift shoes.
hexy_lexy: LUL PAUL
thraximore: Tall and got that DUMPY
Snowcookies: omg
lirazel64: Yuck.
PMAvers: The wallet has a built-in jetpack.
PMAvers: So he's hovering off the floor.
Izandai: eugh
obionedrop: oh gross
asthanius: ew ew ew ew ew
xantos69: Adam why would you question that? Aren't you like 8' 14" ?
Sarah_Serinde: Siiiigh
Driosenth: whomst
Izandai: euuuuugh
RandomTrivia: EW
hexy_lexy: EW
elkae: ugh
innovativemethods: bleaaggh
Alas_Babylon: aaaaaaaagh
ContingentCat: gross
Twilight_Spark: I really can't tell whether this is serious, actually.
unicornly: nope
Wrexadecimal: Aaaaand there it is. manokaOof
thraximore: Augh
TacitusVigil: Uh oh.
Izandai: aogsurhipaldksjfnnnaaierugkj
mtvcdm: Why does every description of her have to be horny on main?!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: nopenopenopenopenope
Alas_Babylon: !!!
Scy_Anide: Cocaine is not a sugar substitute.
Wrexadecimal: ruhroh
ElementalAlchemist: "sugar substitute"
RandomTrivia: Hmmmmmmm
ContingentCat: "sugar"
Makrosian_Tae: "Sugar substitute"
Electrodyne: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Alas_Babylon: Bing bang boom
TheMerricat: LOL
lirazel64: Saccharine came in tablets.
NotCainNorAbel: back to jersey
HorusFive: Adam Savidan solves the Cold War!
fastlane250: i dont even want to think how much using that in-room coffee pot costs in 1980's money
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Drasvin: So...either she's innocent or she's really good at playing the main character
TheMerricat: He's not wrong.
lirazel64: I used to sneak my mom's in the 60s.
Niahlah: Secret... Agent.. Man... Secret... Agent.. Man...
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
TacitusVigil: I think that's more Wall Street and not spy.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: You can even die from inhaling FUMES, imagine that
JaymicUnyielding: "If I'm sober in the 80s, nobody stands a chance!" - Adam
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Haroldholmes25: Adam Savidan's massive brain strikes again
corianderd: If I look up the LD50 for cocaine do I end up on a list?
hexy_lexy: god, i ADORE this trio so much
Despoiler98: Clip that one for highlights
StreetRach: In before a Hounds of Baskerville (Sherlock-BBC style) where it they think it's sugar, but it's actually an aerosol.
elkae: Cori no don't do it
Izandai: @corianderd Only one way to find out!
Lord_ZYRK: corianderd too late
Seth_Erickson: Mark DeWitt seems like a really familiar name to me
hexy_lexy: cori no!!!
TacitusVigil: @corianderd What makes you think you're not already on that list?
DeM0nFiRe: Did you hear that Becky was talking to Bigfoot?
mtvcdm: @corianderd I just did it for you. 95.1 mg/kg.
NotCainNorAbel: @corianderd 31.4mg/kg
hexy_lexy: LUL tonight is giving me the laughs i needed
corianderd: @TacitusVigil My boarding passes always have SSSS because they know I'm part of the Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Despoiler98: katesSus katesSus its always the nazis
NotCainNorAbel: I'm at the extract version
RandomTrivia: Welp
xantos69: Oh we going Nazi hunting in this adventure!
teavian: Pillar men?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
gamercat88: enchiladas
ElementalAlchemist: Beej.
Izandai: PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: oh they're from german utica
Snowcookies: Wow this game
RandomTrivia: OH DEAR LUL
EmpressTila: Don't worry, these days Nazis have US accents.
TacitusVigil: @corianderd From Syberia! Of course! HahaReindeer
thraximore: Ve are goink to Souss Amerika!
tcheissis: We have bolsonaro just sayin'
Pteraspidomorphi: ze enchiladas
Izandai: @EmpressTila Too Real
Niahlah: omg.. Adam had sugar!!
EmpressTila: Hehe
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF
Alas_Babylon: wonderful f r i e n d
Seth_Erickson: this man is getting played hard. I hope they pull the double fake and she's actually bad
Mortimew: katesRip_SG
Favre_the_Undead: lrrFINE lrrFINE zombie485Fine
hexy_lexy: "F R I E N D"
thraximore: Friend AKA Vulnerable coworker
mtvcdm: WHY do we keep being horny on main in every single description of her
Despoiler98: yes......"habit" katesSus katesSweat
xantos69: Ok, I really, Really, REALLY hope she is actually a double agent and our character has to learn a lesson from all this.
hexy_lexy: which time?
ArdCollider: with both your lips wrapped around opposite sides of the rim of the cup
thraximore: @mtvcdm "OK google, define 'male gaze'
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
Drasvin: Yes. "Coffee"
obionedrop: how do you know what she's thinking????
Electrodyne: Now we're reading her mind and memories
Favre_the_Undead: impuls35Sus mrstan4Sus ttekSus evilno2Sus
Izandai: @mtvcdm The author's a woman!
obionedrop: she could be smiling because coffee tastes good!
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Niahlah: you know NOTHING!~!!
NavelWarfare: Womp womp
Seth_Erickson: Should of rolled higher Kappa
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: It's on the tip of my brain... what could it mean
saucemaster5000: time to down some sweetener
thraximore: @mtvcdm Wait, really? I guess she knows her audience.
Seth_Erickson: LUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Izandai Are we horny on main, for ourselves?
mitomanox: lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrFINE_HF lrrEFF
Favre_the_Undead: or she's gay
TacitusVigil: Jonathan Frakes?!
Alas_Babylon: It all went south
RandomTrivia: Column A, Column B
BusTed: Nope, we made itup.
KeytarCat: Dude sounds aggressively horny but also ace
jessieimproved: It's Matt Colville
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
thraximore: @Favre_the_Undead Perhaps, but this is some /r/menwritingwomen level nonsense
empyreon: or enchiladas?
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat so me?!
sydnius: Rip Riker
ArdCollider: sort of /r/womenwritingmenwritingwomen
Favre_the_Undead: lrrFINE_HF
floki4242: try not to beej
thraximore: @ArdCollider LUL
Pharmacistjudge: inverting is bad idea
JaymicUnyielding: Have you ever been depicted in an adventure story book?
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat You too??? Yay!
JaymicUnyielding: It's fiction.
TacitusVigil: Should we rotate the body?
Despoiler98: eeeeeeewwwww
corianderd: nope
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @KeytarCat Can I join the club?
Favre_the_Undead: @Favre_the_Undead so, womenwritingmen problems
RandomTrivia: WELP
RandomTrivia: LUL
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat im on the ace spectrum, but not Properly Ace (tm)
Pharmacistjudge: Well you did fail the roll
Izandai: PrideLaugh
xantos69: Well Adam why don't you try rolling better?
corianderd: just peel those worry lines right off like newspaper and silly putty
RandomTrivia: Amazing
xantos69: Yea that's fair
NotCainNorAbel: the dice said we are stupid
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
thraximore: The information revealed is poor writing. :)
corianderd: :(
mtvcdm: Can't Draw Conclusions Club
saucemaster5000: someone had to make the rpg equivalent of an average day job
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy I learned the term Aegosexual recently and it clicked
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
mitomanox: lrrHAM
ContingentCat: !quote twitch chat
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fastlane250: It's like I'm really watching Let's NOPE on a Monday!
Snowcookies: Wow Adam's feud with chat is real
orionsrise1: what the hell did we do?
jedi_master_zll: lrrADAM
ContingentCat: !fidnquote twitch chat
TacitusVigil: It wouldn't be so bad if Adam kissed everyone he interviewed. Kappa
the_walking: He said it! He said it!
Seth_Erickson: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6002: "The shower is where I do my best thinking." —Adam [2019-04-20]
Favre_the_Undead: !quote chat
jetpixi: What doesn’t chat do?
obijam_: je just shouts at us a lot
ContingentCat: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5478: "In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-03]
lirazel64: Query: if this game was good, would we be reading it now?
Despoiler98: top men.....TOP......MEN
elkae: perfect quote
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
corianderd: Am *I* chat? I work here!
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat im not sure if that fully fits me? i dunno
Mcgwee: Truely a great man
thraximore: have you SEEN his wallet??
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd One of ussss
Dog_of_Myth: @corianderd One of us, one of us
orionsrise1: it's groundhogs day but without the time resets
Makrosian_Tae: "We tried nothing and we're all outta ideas!"
innovativemethods: @lirazel64 there's different forms of bad. Faerie mound, for instance...
jetpixi: When you’re here, you’re chat.
RandomTrivia: corianderd You can be both!
Favre_the_Undead: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #3007: "The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline." —Ian [2016-07-18]
ashiok_nightmare_moose: we already know that IT is the dumping ground for bad agents
Despoiler98: @corianderd one of us one of us
elkae: Is it ad time? Ish?
thraximore: @jetpixi Never go full Chat.
TheMerricat: So chat, appearently before this series of books, Jean worked on creating a line of educational RPG modules at TSR but the project failed because they didn't hire anyone to try to sell it to the schools.
KeytarCat: @hexy_lexy It's a niche, and sometimes they hit, so I share SirUwU
jetpixi: lol @thraximore
vanman229: not vince mcmhaon enough
HorusFive: Peak-McMahon
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @corianderd Once you go chat, you never go back?
RandomTrivia: Also, "What the hell is going on in here?"
satyropodobny: the penultimate Big Burly Boi
elkae: @RandomTrivia That is Art
hexy_lexy: @KeytarCat i mean, it certainly might. ill have to think on it
rasterscan: "I hate explaining myself, so I'm just not going to help investigate this double murder."
thraximore: @TheMerricat Sounds like they forgot to have a fat wallet.
Sarah_Serinde: RandomTrivia sergeJustRight
Makrosian_Tae: @themerricat that's pretty cool. Love the behind the scenes info
Mcgwee: how does this place function?
jetpixi: Put some salt on that lemon
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia I merely captured the moment for posterity lrrHEART
elkae: @jetpixi jetpixHug
electra310: All shook up?
sydnius: the Central Scrutinizer!
elkae: @RandomTrivia Posterity and positivity! :D
jetpixi: Hey @elkae :)
elkae: o/
thraximore: Don't shake your programmer, parents
innovativemethods: it can't function well! we've got two deaths and nobody knew who did it!
Favre_the_Undead: so, torture
orionsrise1: vibrational what?
NDCazzy: literal shake down
taareek1976: He was Bad Dragon -ed to death?
Scarbble: ah, the pear jiggler
hexy_lexy: jeezus fuck, this book sucks!!!
Mcgwee: grab him by the ankles and shake it outta him
EmpressTila: Great vibrational shock? So he died when the drop hit?
Despoiler98: @Mcgwee along with his lunch money
orionsrise1: they put him in an ultrasonic cleaner?
Despoiler98: was he killed by a Beej Drop????
elkae: Burner worker
thraximore: @EmpressTila Adding Skrillex to the list of suspects...
Niahlah: did you drop the Beej??
innovativemethods: now THAT sounds like a manager
HorusFive: So you're saying there's a job opening at the data center?
Mortimew: get busy Corn!
saucemaster5000: secret clearance? Isn't that just clearance?
Drasvin: They had a substitute top secret computer operator?
NotCainNorAbel: you have clearance, but only half time
TheMerricat: Paul has worked with HR before I assume :P
Sarah_Serinde: !break
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Well that's just bad management. One or two people on sick leave and you're out of workers with clearance...
ElementalAlchemist: we'd have to, you know, pay them
Niahlah: look out.. it's the Beej drop!!!
thraximore: @saucemaster5000 We don't want to confuse it with the height of our vehicle going under a bridge.
innovativemethods: @myclosepersonalfriendjohn also known as "management"
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saucemaster5000: ooooh thanks
innovativemethods: that bit is the most believable thing that's happened so far
innovativemethods: like I'm surprised the substitute operators aren't external temps
13 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
LordZarano: This organisation had very bad "bus factor"
Snowcookies: Oh another raider
Snowcookies: Welcome to break time!
VieVentar: Break time fun time
lirazel64: Hi @vieventar
Mortimew: katesRaid katesRaid katesRaid
DeM0nFiRe: gdqTunes
TheMerricat: So chat, after TSR Jean apparently went into writing non-fiction books, for some odd reason.... I think there are over 90 listed there.
LordZarano: I guess it still has bad bus factor. Even worse now that the people actually died
lirazel64: x2flowPizzaBagel Have a pizza bagel!
VieVentar: Funny enugh missed out running my own TTRPG tonight, so figured folks might want to see somebody more compitent run one instead.
wynternyghtynggale: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Juliamon: To get the raiders caught up on the story thus far: we're an Archer-style jackass and our ex that we keep smoochin is being accused of murder
Makrosian_Tae: That's criminally accurate @juliamon LUL
lirazel64: James Bond with dice for brains.
Drasvin: No, she's being accused with helping the villains get into the computer room
Woogachaka: @Juliamon Thanks!
TheMerricat: To clarify we are an Archer-style jackass whom the book doesn't realize is an Archer-style jackass but is playing it up straight.
Woogachaka: not a raider, but just showed up and am thankful for the recap
innovativemethods: the only thing fatter than our wallet is the tires on our rental firebird
asthanius: also our head
asthanius: absolute dumbass
TheMerricat: And we have a really thick wallet, because we got called away from gambling it all in New Jersey to cover this case. So we drove away in our _rented_ Firebird.
Juliamon: We wear two watches, one of which costs like $15k
lirazel64: And our gambling addiction is not a problem because we ein.
lirazel64: win.
innovativemethods: (we didn't quite get called away: we live in the hotel that is also a casino)
LordZarano: The computer which was programmed to KILL THE OPERATOR WITH POISON GAS if they didn't enter a secret code every few minutes
Niahlah: Everyone knows Beej and Paul
Niahlah: dunno about this other guy tho
DeM0nFiRe: Woah, Beej and Paul and Adam have been here this whole time?!?
MilkInBag: the final boog
hatboozeparty: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Juliamon: Also we're an expert sketch artist
sydnius: secret word: PLUGH
TacitusVigil: Doesn't really feel like we're choosing if there's RNG... Kappa
rasterscan: Archer without any self-awareness.
Mortimew: Agent Corn
Drasvin: So, early James Bond?
Despoiler98: DANJA ZONE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: When was this written?
lirazel64: @drasvin Yep.
xantos69: @rasterscan He doesn't need self-awareness when he has TOTAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS!
Snowcookies: It's a visual Novel without much visuals
Niahlah: we've made (rolls dice) 3 decisions..
TheMerricat: This was written in 1988
lirazel64: Should get Graham and Matt W. on this.
DeM0nFiRe: Don't worry about Chekov, he's dead Jim
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TheMerricat Thanks.
sydnius: we’re in a twisty set of passages, all alike
electra310: I miss the gnome flinger method of transportation
rasterscan: @xantos69 Pfffthahaha
lirazel64: @sydnius Did you leave the singing bird by the dragon?
raulghoulia: gotta find that ape machine
Seth_Erickson: But this one is top secret Paul Kappa
jetpixi: Oh a computer
corianderd: is it too late to change our name to Korn?
Mcgwee: ah the detective Conan twoish crime solve method
saucemaster5000: I downloaded and finished gnomes 100. It's... certainly a book
hexy_lexy: @LoadingReadyRun im 100% here for more CYOA books in this style
Mcgwee: twoish hour
sydnius: PokPikachu
rynsfelda: Sneakernet!
Niahlah: Monster intelligence?
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun I also would watch you fine folks do more bad CYOA books. It could be an entire show
Seth_Erickson: M.I.M for short
Twilight_Spark: It's branded of course.
asthanius: Monster-branded
Lord_ZYRK: Monster is the brand
Niahlah: Godzilla with a PH.D
DeM0nFiRe: Monster (tm) Intelligence Machine
NotCainNorAbel: MonsterTM
ContingentCat: por que no los dos?
innovativemethods: the intelligence machine comes from the mobster
Alas_Babylon: It's a big fridge with Monster energy
Mr_Horrible: it's brought to you by Monster Energy
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Alas_Babylon: But it's like a TI-88 calculator
lirazel64: The air conditioning is nearly freezing.
NoxStryx: the Gossemer
TotallyNotaBeholder: It looks like Mike Wazowski
Scarbble: monster *brand* intelligence
Lord_ZYRK: Like the A/V cable company
Robot_Bones: Just monster branded
noisyblizzard: it's just sponsered by monster energy
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
xantos69: Yep. They will always invent a dumber user.
innovativemethods: and that's why we fill usb ports with epoxy
Mcgwee: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
corianderd: @innovativemethods clever
taareek1976: It's like Cookie Monster, but just eats computers
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That's why you put an electromagnet on the door to wipe personal devices. :)
ContingentCat: the ol' human stupidity, can't defeat that
TacitusVigil: I've heard that the Russian solution to this is just doing everything with paper and typewriters and no computers.
YeetTheRich_: using the time machine to be rude
ElementalAlchemist: The whole thing doesn't work because there's no network connection
elkae: Cats and porn. Sometimes together!
DeM0nFiRe: Adam, you did do that, have you ever looked at the credits of Star Trek? You're there!
corianderd: i still have flappy bird
ElementalAlchemist: All the things that shouldn't require a network connection still do for some stupid reason
jetpixi: Just show off the camera
Lord_ZYRK: "Check it, past nerds! I can flip through home screens! Later!"
Mcgwee: never doubt the human ability to find new ways to mess things up
head_cannon: Showing people the library full of books & music stored on the device's hard drive would be enough.
floki4242: I have a movie in my pocket
midichlorianuser: "It's got a calculator........."
sydnius: did we install the TCP stack?
ContingentCat: time for solitaire
TacitusVigil: Yep, because they'd know what "pasteurized" meant back then :P
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That's a fancy mirror you got there.
innovativemethods: the calculator would honestly still be impressive
jetpixi: They’re like...what’s a phone?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Sort of sucks though
vellebastet: sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh sykLaugh
saucemaster5000: I'd just go to the past and tell modern jokes -- blow their minds
thraximore: @saucemaster5000 "I don't get it."
Lord_ZYRK: "Ah, what up, Satan? Gimme a sec to get the ol' burnin pyre going."
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MaladyDark: 3 very lovely, kind men. and a not very kind book. keep on being your Nice selves.
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mtvcdm: @saucemaster5000 This is the other thing, if you go back too far, does your version of English even scan with them?
Scy_Anide: If you went back far enough would they wonder what language you're speaking because English has drifted so much?
TheMerricat: Data Entry Specialist.
TacitusVigil: I'd just go back in time with like 5,000 Snickers and buy Belgium or Wales or something.
mark_cimino: mainframe
sydnius: all Reality Winner all u sud
saucemaster5000: eh, I'd fake an accent
Electrodyne: Like Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest
mark_cimino: lol
MaladyDark: my mother was in a secretary pool when they were computer operators for the high ups in the company, who were above things like typeing!
NotCainNorAbel: I'll bet it isn't a smart TV
ElementalAlchemist: "I was robbed by two men."
brezhniew: hi all. how far into are we?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Lord_ZYRK: ElementalAlchemist I understood that reference
lirazel64: I had my first tech writing job in 1985. Computers were better than this then. People writing about computers, however...
7gorobei: @Scy_Anide there is a yt video on that, you can go back to the 1600's and still sort of be able to speak english in england. before that and the great vowel shift makes things to hard
YeetTheRich_: what
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Nigouki: i'm sorry what
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: thats a very personal question kid
Nigouki: we have a Mauser?
DiscordianTokkan: Just WHIP IT OUT
gamercat88: i hide it behind my wallet kid
RandomTrivia: Holy shit this book sucks
hexy_lexy: im sorry my WHAT
Izandai: I hate this book
fastlane250: corn
thraximore: The protagonist is very insecure. LUL
sydnius: im a trackball man
Nigouki: are we gonna hunt Nazis with a Nazi gun?
jetpixi: Yeah! Hot Fuzz reference!
KV1NN4: this precious cinnamonroll?
jetpixi: I understood that one
thraximore: I wonder if the author was secretly having one over on us future audiences
hexy_lexy: this book sucks! this book sucks! this book sucks!
saucemaster5000: he grabs the gun and shoots you
TheMerricat: @MaladyDark My first job out of college was working the tech support line at a 'local' ISP. The VP of finance literally had her secretary PRINT off her email and read it to her because she couldn't be bothered....
Despoiler98: @Nigouki Germany produced Mausers long before the Nazis :P
LurkerSpine: cheer50
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
PendelSteven: De Wit, ey? Yeah. Author was born in Wisconsin. Explains a lot.
LurkerSpine: oh hey the overlay is just not there
PendelSteven: Also known as cheeseheads, like us Dutch. For a reason.
Despoiler98: NOTHING
electra310: I worked in a law office in 2005 and one attorney made his secretary print off every email he received, including out of office replies, lunch orders, and messages from the secretary, and file every single one.
saucemaster5000: 80% of this book is just idle office chatter
Despoiler98: it meant NOTHING
sydnius: how will we rememer wordperfect
TheMerricat: We had to show how important we are.
fastlane250: “Nope, there’s only trash here.”
PharaohBender27: @electra310 Even bigger lrrWOW
innovativemethods: but we're not important
TacitusVigil: "features"
ElementalAlchemist: "You feel your features hardening"
lirazel64: @themerricat You bring back the memories of many bosses I had to teach about caches abmnd emptying them.
mark_cimino: one of the wit brothers - along with dim, half and nit... :)
thraximore: I think the operator is going to die, this was establishing their existence
hexy_lexy: "you feel your features hardening" TOS?!?!
Makrosian_Tae: ^
TacitusVigil: "Let me draw these photographs"
innovativemethods: i mean, that's fine?
Despoiler98: this book needs to go to the creepy horny jail forever katesBonk
Makrosian_Tae: Angry tension, as opposed to happy tension
hexy_lexy: @TacitusVigil look at this photograph
TheMerricat: @lirazel64 _my_ boss at that job actually bought a new computer because she didn't realize that when she deleted her email, it was still in the 'trash' folder and it had to be emptied, so she filled up her hard drive and didn't bother to ask anyone about it...
lirazel64: @themerricat oh DEAR...
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN
TacitusVigil: @hexy_lexy That reference hasn't been invented yet! Kappa
Despoiler98: avidly?
MaladyDark: @TheMerricat wow. yeah. my mother predated email by a few years, but if she stuck in that job that would have been her job too
YeetTheRich_: what
Alas_Babylon: Elevator music and The Clash, what a mix
innovativemethods: muzak style punk rock?
ElementalAlchemist: you're allowed to like two music genres
ElementalAlchemist: no more
hexy_lexy: HEY i like jazz and punk!!!
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TheMerricat: Paging Kathleen.... :)
xantos69: not in MY America!
YeetTheRich_: ok now im actually mad at sebastian
ElementalAlchemist: jazz and punk are clearly incompatible also
PendelSteven: Tell that to the Mad Caddies
sydnius: big into Darkcore
Despoiler98: lookit all my money
LordZarano: Jazz and Punk is just Ska isn't it
fcloud: don't tell him about jazzpunk
hexy_lexy: @fcloud LUL
sydnius: jazz and punk make junk
TheMerricat: meta gaming, we have two differenet entries for Needham so it's got ot be him
jetpixi: Imagine being able to sleep for 5hrs...
DarkMorford: When will then be now?
Makrosian_Tae: Falling asleep is for chumps!
Lord_ZYRK: Just then
TacitusVigil: "To go home and watch the latest episode of MacGyver, go to page 69."
Despoiler98: @jetpixi I know right?
fcloud: it's the opposite of Five Hour Energy, Five Hour Lethargy
saucemaster5000: I mean, you'll see clues but the charcter won't put it together
hexy_lexy: burner? i hardly know her! :p
Despoiler98: @TacitusVigil I feel like he's more of an A Team guy
TacitusVigil: They both have good theme songs.
hexy_lexy: he lives in a hotel? sweet!!!
tezzatipoca: katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart katesHeart
Despoiler98: @TacitusVigil not as good as Magnum PI
HorusFive: Also his wallet wasn't nearly as THICC
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
TacitusVigil: The three are good!
NightValien28: LUL
CranstonSnord: wow
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
elkae: LUL
Snowcookies: lol Adam
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ContingentCat: lrrWOW mood
sydnius: he even has credit cards with your name
Drasvin: lrrWOW
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is Adam Sebastian? Let's see your wallet Adam. prove yourself
Niahlah: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: katesLol
jetpixi: Death>>>Sebastian
Lord_ZYRK: Beej got the luck of the draw lrrSACK
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Got there
Lord_ZYRK: This wallet's full of BABIES
TacitusVigil: I kinda want to see Beeardj now.
PharaohBender27: Damn that is a thin wallet
asthanius: Full of credit cards
saucemaster5000: woah look at that massive thing
HorusFive: We're taking Adam to Atlantic City people
Makrosian_Tae: !wallet
innovativemethods: wow, thin wallet
Scy_Anide: My wallet is simply on a diet.
Despoiler98: LOL
niccus: as long as we don't meet someone named vaguely like "Boshy"
PharaohBender27: @asthanius Yep, same here - credit cards and ID cards
Manae: Road Quest 2: Atlantic City
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrFacepalm
SnackPak_: dang
TheMerricat: wow
innovativemethods: woooowww
hexy_lexy: WOW
asthanius: FUCK THIS DUDE
Despoiler98: this guy SUCKS
hexy_lexy: fuck this dude!!!
Makrosian_Tae: lrrWOW
fastlane250: get his man killed
fastlane250: *this
KeytarCat: My wallet is thick because my apartment fob lives there
Makrosian_Tae: Kill. This. Protagonist!
sydnius: OhMyDog
BusTed: BabyRage
asthanius: Yes
innovativemethods: can't even afford to live in a hotel
Lord_ZYRK: Where'd Adam go BabyRage
Suffix: BabyRage
jetpixi: seabatUseless
asthanius: We will cry so hard
Mr_Horrible: We're kinda that mentality, yeah
TacitusVigil: Adam, it smells like you haven't polished your shoes lately.
DeM0nFiRe: BabyRage
RandomTrivia: LUL
tezzatipoca: katesCri
Omthebox: Show me ur Chin
Pharmacistjudge: eh, we've seen you with a shorter beard
thraximore: eyah
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Eklinaar: 100% that is what would happen
Suffix: seabatTROG /
SnackPak_: that's exactly how I'd react lrrBEEJ
elkae: PAPA
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrBaby
the_walking: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
hexy_lexy: i feel called out :p
fcloud: to be fair, twitch chat will probably cry either way
mtvcdm: I would completely understand
Nigouki: Leave a mustache
NonjaBiru: I mean we'll cry over anything different
BusTed makes sign for "all done"
TemporallyAwry: It would certainly help people stop saying you look like James lrrBEEJ
CaptainSpam: Well, you're right, we would start crying like babies. :p
Alas_Babylon: I cannot imagine you without a beard, I really can't
Angreed66: Now we want you to shave so we can complain.
BusTed: seabatTROG /
elkae: Papa no
Lord_ZYRK: BusTed LUL
MaladyDark: I mean adam is probably ok to shave. but paul and Graham always suprise when they shave
Scarbble: i can very easily imagine twitch chat crying
Electrodyne: Get the Hollywood Hogan
hexy_lexy: OH NO
Blade_Tiger: we would
elkae: My dad did that after my mom had brain surgery and we were like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
NDCazzy: my dad did the same with his mustache
Izandai: PrideLaugh That's amazing
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Cunobelenos: seabatBRAIN
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You can't shave your beard Adam... or James has to. Either way.
wynternyghtynggale: bring out the beardless filter again for everyone
DeM0nFiRe: i remember when I was a kid (like 5) I cried when my mom was getting a hair cut because I thought I wouldn't be able to recognize her when she picked me up at school
fcloud: that sounds so painful
Stormthius: I can feel that right now and I don't like it
hexy_lexy: THE RAZOR BURN
YeetTheRich_: now i really want to see beej with a beard
Eklinaar: Shaving sucks. I'm never going back.
mark_cimino: cool whip
Zyme86: I just use a razor and my face, it works fine
TacitusVigil: This got weird
Angreed66: never
UWDJohn: knowing Paul, when he says his father immediately grew it back, it really means IMMEDIATE.
jetpixi: It wasn’t weird already?
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, better than listening to the main character :P
ChippTunes: This is a good stream 👍
Izandai: Who is this "we" Adam?
elkae: *Got* weird
Lokolos: my brother tried to use lotion once.
unicornly: it was already weird
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: To be fair, your weird is more comfortable than the book weird so far.
corianderd: i mean sugar waxing is more or less real
innovativemethods: lotion sounds like it should work?
electra310: Creeeeeeepy
Lokolos: it doesn't
jetpixi: Open conceeeept
ElementalAlchemist: Studio apartments exist
gibbousm: Master Keys are a thing
electra310: Master keys for hotels and apartments are a thing
TheMerricat: Yep apartment complexes do that.
Omthebox: That's called a bomb.
ElementalAlchemist: Skeleton keys exist, but they're not automatically straightforward to use.
Lord_ZYRK: You can have locks keyed to work with a master key
Despoiler98: Yes I manage buildings they are real
LordZarano: That's called a lockpick
fcloud: that's called a lockpick
Suffix: IT's called lockpicks.
TemporallyAwry: I mean ... auto-pickers are scary advanced these days.
TacitusVigil: No Adam, that's the Legend of Zelda Kappa
corianderd: Then why did I spend so much on this keyblade???!
fastlane250: I've got an elevator key that operates multiple elevators.
Angreed66: They exist in fantasy. People do things based on fantasy. Therefore they CAN hurt you.
innovativemethods: you can get a bump key for Kwikset locks, which are like 70% of locks
RandomTrivia: There's still time
TheMerricat: Skeleton keys actually existed back when warded locks were popular. But locks evolved.
sydnius: EMP pistol
EmpressTila: You can totally have a Master Key, but in the real world we just call it C4.
Seth_Erickson: That's called lock picking lawyer Kappa
LordZarano: @fcloud *high five*
Kramburger: And STILL no teleportation
elkae: hawt
HorusFive: Vaguely Erotic
electra310: Roll to seduce!
BusTed: oh hai mark
Suffix: Oh, Hi Mark
PharaohBender27: Ohai Mark
Scy_Anide: Time to roll for initiative?
NotCainNorAbel: bow kicka wow wow
fcloud: he says, "do you like what you see?"
asthanius: "Nice cock"
RandomTrivia: Oh hi Mark LUL
jetpixi: Oh Hai Mark
Kramburger: Deciding to make this best of things, you take off your clothes
thraximore: Oh HAI MARK
hexy_lexy: roll to fuck!
Sibwow: nice cock
corianderd: way to make it awkward
TacitusVigil: "You stop and stare at each other for five long minutes"
lirazel64: What size is his wallet?
Izandai: How's your sex life?
BusTed: aggressive
DeM0nFiRe: ?
Despoiler98: WHAT?
asthanius: WHAT
akmorris13: OH HI MARK
Sarah_Serinde: Well that escalated quickly
Izandai: WHAT
jetpixi: Lol damn @izandai you beat me to it lol
HorusFive: No clothes, nothing to get in the way
Drasvin: What?
Lord_ZYRK: I do my best shooting naked
thraximore: Fire this man immediately
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Let's see if the descriptions stay focused on body appearance.
Sibwow: say hello to my little friend
RandomTrivia: Where was he hiding the gun? lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: anyway, I started blasting
gamercat88: Dangle Craig
TotallyNotaBeholder: Not a horrible response really
BusTed: pendulous
fcloud: this book is AMAZING
thraximore: Bit trigger happy, must be the Cocaine
Makrosian_Tae: Is this LITERALLY the Naked Gun?
hexy_lexy: he saw my penis, i gotta kill him!!!
Suffix: Beej
Lord_ZYRK: Full auto and he helicopters
sydnius: PokGengar
Izandai: @jetpixi PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: We're going to wind up killing this guy and being forced to explain it, aren't we?
BlindProphet32: "So I started blasting..."
Izandai: WHAT
RandomTrivia: @gamercat88 HOLY SHIT THIS KILLED ME LUL
mtvcdm: I'M OVER HERE
innovativemethods: WHAT
Scarbble: pulls his gun out... and then reaches for the pistol
CaptainSpam: Huh. Surprisingly, RiffTrax's Twitch channel doesn't have an emote for Oh Hai Mark.
NotCainNorAbel: Very American
ContingentCat: to be fair, gunfire is really hard to ignore
jetpixi: Seems like a missed opportunity @captainspam
gamercat88: @RandomTrivia hehe thank you. i thought it was pretty good one.
Vanbael: naked gun 2: "I can't hear you over your gun!"
EvilBadman: oh no, not Ernest
Sibwow: amazonBlasting amazonBlasting
mtvcdm: Yes, shoot to miss when the other guy is shooting for real
TacitusVigil: Oh no, we're going to die to a nude man, aren't we?
hexy_lexy: @EvilBadman boo
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Quick turn your back on him. Your wallet can abosrb it
electra310: It would be very funny if this guy killed us
fcloud: wow location-based damage!
CaptainSpam: @jetpixi Eh, maybe they recycle their emotes from time to time. Dunno. riffPizza
fastlane250: i took off my headphones to walk away for 10 seconds and we’re blasting already?
fcloud: and you know where his gun is, wink wink
jetpixi: That thin wallet won’t stop nothing
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Beej got there same time
TacitusVigil: Quick Adam, get naked too, so it won't be weird! Kappa
asthanius: Turn sideways. Damage to the arms and legs don't count
sydnius: quicktime!!
mtvcdm: If we turn around on him we have the moral high ground!
TemporallyAwry: "To de-escalate the situation I started blasting" sounds about right.
fcloud: "so i started blastin"
jetpixi: Wouldnt Turning around give an attack of opportunity?
noisyblizzard: 61? not nice Kappa
Manae: first two rounds of combat wasted to take clothes off
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Your intelligence is 65 and your pistol skills are 61 and YOU'RE considered one of their best agents. That organization sucks!
fcloud: combat between robotic block people
ContingentCat: make sure to say "no homo though" lrrBEEJ ...unless
HorusFive: [slow clap]
BusTed: tqsShrug
Izandai: PrideLaugh
NotCainNorAbel: you helped him shave
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait, and your willpower is 39. You don't want an agent with these stats.
thraximore: @NotCainNorAbel call it a close shave
fcloud: wow snazzy dice
TacitusVigil: His right or our right?
Favre_the_Undead: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: @NotCainNorAbel no that's with a guillotine
TacitusVigil: Shot to the heart, and you're to blame.
sokamish: isn't that also a crit since you rolled two 5s?
thraximore: shot through the HEART
Lord_ZYRK: and you're to blame
mtvcdm: Center mass is designed to miss, right?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TacitusVigil Nice
sydnius: 3pts to the perineum
Scarbble: two 5s, i think he dead
Dumori: We got a crit with our 55
Lord_ZYRK: darling you have got
LordZarano: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Lord_ZYRK: some bad aim
ContingentCat: whoops
TheMerricat: Bottom paragraph.
Mr_Horrible: Mark's fuckin' dead
jetpixi: That was not me as a 12yo in guitar lessons nope
YeetTheRich_: fuck
HorusFive: Good game
Sarah_Serinde: tqsRIP
Despoiler98: AHAHAHHAAHAH Cool Game
Izandai: PrideLaugh
elkae: benginO7 tqsRIP
corianderd: Mark turns into a blue mist
innovativemethods: broke into his apartment, shot him in the shower
PharaohBender27: katesRip Mark
rasterscan: Welp
jetpixi: He missed his......mark
gamercat88: this is why i keep it on my right kid, tosses some money at hime and turns to leave
sydnius: lrrWOW
BusTed: But he doesn't re-form.
Drasvin: riPepperonis
thraximore: Oh Hi Mark! *murder*
hexy_lexy: F
TacitusVigil: "Looks like Mark had the right to be armed bare!"
EvilBadman: That'll learn ya to be nude around me!
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
mtvcdm: "I don't miss twice"
Lord_ZYRK: He explodes like he just got hit by Kenshiro
hexy_lexy: @EvilBadman LUL
sydnius: up next: adam vs. cell
DeM0nFiRe: I hope it's instant gameover
MaladyDark: uh
Drasvin: If Mark's skill was after practicing, what was it before then?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Welp
thraximore: Sebastian is a psychopath
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Naarius: lrrWOW
YeetTheRich_: if only HE had stopped to think???
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
hexy_lexy: "his eagerness got the better of his aim" TOS
Vanbael: if only he stopped to think...but he didn't
Drasvin: lrrWOW
NightValien28: if only he had stopped to think LUL
Mr_Horrible: Yeah, this is *definitely* all on Mark. Yup lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: this book sucks! this book sucks! this book sucks!
elkae: FBtouchdown
TacitusVigil: At least Mark died as he was born: naked.
Makrosian_Tae: FBtouchdown
jetpixi: He sucked so he died
Pteraspidomorphi: uhh
Izandai: WHAT
BusTed: No consequences!
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innovativemethods: our boss is COOL with it
Despoiler98: in a hotel!
ArdCollider: "evening, Jimmy!"
Vanbael: "Dinner party for 1"
innovativemethods: what the fick
ArdCollider: v. John Wick
electra310: This is only going to exacerbate the operator shortage
PharaohBender27: So our boss is automatically COOL with this!? The fuck?
mtvcdm: Four guns spontaneously malfunctioned all at once
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe The Web are the good guys
Mr_Horrible: "Nah, that was just a car backfiring"
Shirts_: is orion the bad guys.... ARE WE THE BAD GUYS!!!
noisyblizzard: seabatSKYLADY
vellebastet: ADAM sykLaugh sykLaugh lrrHEART lrrHEART
floki4242: that's a Sunday in my neighborhood
rynsfelda: "Must have been fireworks."
Drasvin: tbf, Mark did shoot first
Favre_the_Undead: zombie485Facepalm
NotCainNorAbel: body count: getting higher
TemporallyAwry: Also - illegal firearm.
HorusFive: He shot at us first after we BROKE INTO HIS APARTMENT
Shirts_: we're 100% the bad guys
Scy_Anide: Still very Archer
Favre_the_Undead: zombie485Cry
innovativemethods: we were IN HIS APARTMENT
jetpixi: Yeah why was he nude again? lol
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Where did Mark pull the gun *from*?
Vanbael: its called Florida beej
xantos69: Wanna take that again Beej?
noisyblizzard: thats sexual assault
electra310: Especially when he's been practicing
sydnius: that’s why they’re “temp”
innovativemethods: he was nude because he was *in the shower*
Blade_Tiger: If he was nude where was he keeping the gun
elkae: Talking from experience, Beej?
MaladyDark: did we just suprise him from the shower?
niccus: he's still nude
TacitusVigil: Kinda yes.
jetpixi: Oh shower ok
Mr_Horrible: sofieNotes nope, still us
YeetTheRich_: is it murder if the victim is naked?
shendaras: At least he wasn't full time. Can you imagine paying out benefits to next of kin?
Despoiler98: Yes it is
MaladyDark: doe she shower with a gun?
jetpixi: How did he get his gun so fast if he was showering?
jetpixi: Lol
fcloud: dont take a shower NUDE in your own apartment
EvilBadman: The Stand Their Ground law. You're fine.
TheMerricat: LOL
jetpixi: LUL
electra310: Why not, is he a felon?
Vanbael: where did he keep the gun?
TacitusVigil: foxmarWELP
ArdCollider: @YeetTheRich_ every 1990s erotic thriller in American cinema asks that important question. badly.
Lord_ZYRK: Imagine showering with less than three guns on you LUL
Sarah_Serinde: I think it said something about him reaching for the gun that was nearby
Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember exactly
DeM0nFiRe: If you rent a house/apartment, the landlord legally has to provide you with a shower gun
Sarah_Serinde: Hand that it was right there though
Scy_Anide: It mentioned he took the gun from a dresser drawer I think.
Sogheim: do you... uh... not shower with a gun? we got guns and beer in our showers, buddy!
fcloud: i think the gun was on the end table or something
rynsfelda: "Do you not?"
thraximore: @DeM0nFiRe LUL
Mordin_Solus_Sings: TGIFriday = Gun. Got it
Despoiler98: @DeM0nFiRe its in the soap dish
fcloud: there is a large pool of blood on the carpet
Alas_Babylon: @Mordin_Solus_Sings Thank Guns it's Friday
innovativemethods: he's a *temp* my god he makes like $3 an hour get off his case
EvilBadman: "There's fifteen messages on his answering machine from his ex-wife..."
Sogheim: I forgot the horny hedgehog
frogomb: It's true we all shower with guns
sydnius: mark had a wife and kids
hexy_lexy: MC is such a god damn nob!
ElementalAlchemist: Sebastian Cord®: Professional piece of crap
floki4242: @despoiler98 no on the toilet don't want wet gun
hexy_lexy: not even any chairs?!
thraximore: Your wallet is coated with blood now
rasterscan: 4 and 10
Despoiler98: @floki4242 just dont grab it instead of the toilet paper! katesSweat
Lord_ZYRK: ???????
ArmadilloAL: Cocked die!
noisyblizzard: it like archer with that coworker he always shoots
hexy_lexy: LUL
Despoiler98: this guy SUCKS
rasterscan: 4 and 10 tho
Vanbael: got em
RandomTrivia: Welp
Sibwow: 14
Izandai: Isn't that 40?
Driosenth: After a failed marriage where the wife took the kids, and climbing out of alcoholism, the temp job was going to turn DeWitt's life around
TacitusVigil: "Oh look, a Tom Clancy novel"
Alas_Babylon: @Izandai Add, not combine, in this case
ArmadilloAL: @Izandai This should be 2d10, not percentiles.
Izandai: Oh
TheMerricat: BTW chat, I just discovered that Sebastian Cord was a 'named' character in the system, he even stars in three 'regular' Top Secret Books.
sydnius: 400 wins
rynsfelda: @noisyblizzard Brent Bunsen
Sibwow: the range is 2-20 not 0-18
RandomTrivia: LUL
PharaohBender27: 98B
corianderd: nooooooooo
saucemaster5000: he has the first draft of a self-insert superspy romance
ChippTunes: 😬😬😬
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, this book is absolutely insane
Vanbael: its for looking at
rasterscan: Valued* it very highly
thraximore: "values" in present tense
wilcoxchar: oh I had to read that book once. I did not read that book
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DeM0nFiRe: lol jfc
ChippTunes: Adam you are the god of this universe, break free from the bonds of logic
TheMerricat: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: @Sogheim Yep
HorusFive: He's sitting there in the corner while you poke around his apartment and insult his choices in lifestyle
YeetTheRich_: now theres his blood all over his highly valued book
ArdCollider: also appears that Warren "Deus Ex" Spector wrote a Sebastian Cord novel, from that page
Izandai: oh no
innovativemethods: the referenced book still sucks!
sydnius: mark wernt a reader
jetpixi: God I hope it’s not
UWDJohn: wait, why have a roll again?
TheMerricat: @ArdCollider interestingly the notes at the bottom of the page say the books themselves weren't that bad.
Mr_Horrible: no I'm pretty sure the ventilation holes we gave Mark are the window into his soul
Despoiler98: katesSus katesSweat dont look in my bedroom
electra310: Oof
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
innovativemethods: @uwdjohn because otherwise we wouldn't have rolled for an hour
Izandai: *had
GDwarf: *Sigh*
rynsfelda: More than a dead body?
DarkMorford: "Spy apparatus." Sure, that's what those handcuffs are for.
ChippTunes: Oh we’re walking a big ol’ sexist tightrope now
hexy_lexy: wore*
TacitusVigil: Are we sure Mark wasn't just into S&M?
gamercat88: was he is dead book
Izandai: *was
EvilBadman: right now he is imitating a corpse
mtvcdm: Sent in alllllllllll the box tops
Sogheim: can we stop dunking on this guy? he's already dead
floki4242: this is just Archer
Sarah_Serinde: ChippTunes I'm pretty sure this book fell off that tightrope on page 1
GDwarf: Like, I get that they're trying to go for a James Bond thing, and maybe even our character's internal monologue, but just...eesh.
asthanius: He's probably a double-agent
NDCazzy: not practicing disguises anymore...
sydnius: naked gun: the mark files
head_cannon: I love how the protagonist sees no problem savagely roasting the person whose life he just ended.
innovativemethods: dunk on the staff now, jesus
Adamantcheese: real fake bullets
Mr_Horrible: it is *wild* how misanthropic our character is
mtvcdm: Look, if this guy had a bigger wallet he could afford a better cleaner
TheMerricat: TBF James Bond was a misogynist too but at least we don't hear his inner monologues....
TacitusVigil: We should open up his fridge and make fun of his food too.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
gamercat88: hey ladies check out my spice rack
jetpixi: Omfg lol
Lord_ZYRK: Hey baby, wanna see my spice rack?
TemporallyAwry: This is so rude XD
serramarkov: OMG, Mark was using ich luge bullets!
ChippTunes: Ayy girl peep my bay leaves 😘😘😘
hexy_lexy: HOLY SHIT this guy sucks!!!
sydnius: ore gano? can’t be right
jetpixi: Show me da Thyme!
Sibwow: datell be cumin tonite
gamercat88: sent pic of spice rack, please respond
floki4242: nice 5 spice
saucemaster5000: first thing I check for on grindr
taareek1976: *opens fridge8 What cheap beer he had!
xantos69: Sure you know that old move. Get a nice apartment, invite over some fine them your spice rack.
TheMerricat: Beej....
HorusFive: As he bleeds out in the other room
wynternyghtynggale: he likes the rack
Mr_Horrible: "A man couldn't possibly understand how to use Chili Powder, it must be to impress the ladies"
TheWriterAleph: oh. is sebastian archer?
Adamantcheese: you know what they say about a person with a big spice rack
TacitusVigil: Quick, Sebastian, eat his food!
corianderd: "I used the cumin to prepare this lasagna I am pulling out of the oven"
akmorris13: Oh my god, he had CHILI POWDER
Lord_ZYRK: "Wanna come back to my place? I've got ceylon cinnamon."
mtvcdm: Jesus Christ
KV1NN4: Yes, open the fridge and eat his leftovers
fcloud: sebastian tastes the cumin. "this is TERRIBLE"
Mr_Horrible: At least our house is better than that of the man we just murdered
rasterscan: Can we check the rest of the bookshelf?
floki4242: @thewriteraleph I'm going with yes
PendelSteven: Nutmeg, ey? Marc?
Mattmitchell45: Casino Zone, Chemical Zone
rasterscan: Maybe literally anything to justify the investigation?
Sogheim: there's color! red all over the floor and walls!
mtvcdm: Look at all the spices you get to rob this guy of
KV1NN4: Sebastian doens't even decorate HIS own room
jetpixi: Let the man Rest In Peace
Tz_BG: Two other bookshelf options possible
OmnipotentTrevor: bullet wounds: the window to the soul
ICitizenErasedI: a bullet hole is a window to the soul, or at least the heart
TacitusVigil: We might as well just find his wallet and rob him at this point.
PharaohBender27: I feel like there was a third potential bookshelf thing?
xantos69: This may be totally ordinary behavior for all we know.
itomeshi: Marc, unless you have some coriander, you're just a pale imitation of a person.
thraximore: Sebastian's boss is calling the cops LUL
Despoiler98: please stop I cant breath I cant stop laughing
fcloud: the only good ending would be if we were the villain
Mr_Horrible: We have to "clear headcount"
ChippTunes: “...Did you put a tablespoon of whole cloves in this Caesar salad?”
ContingentCat: next we shoot our boss obviously
serramarkov: Orion are the good guys?
Alas_Babylon: Yep
PendelSteven: Oh. About bookshelf: you'll find comic hardcovers, guitar magazines and even old colpies of .NET magazine on mine.
Lord_ZYRK: We, being a super spy who just murdered their coworker, have decided to pepper this apartment with our fingerprints.
Alas_Babylon: There won't be any guilty people if we shoot all the people
YeetTheRich_: adam is just playing resident evil again at this point
TheMerricat: We skipped two books but lets be fair chat, how likely are either of them to be anything but more dunks on him.
PendelSteven: Who's guessed?
UWDJohn: Are we the baddies?
Mr_Horrible: @ContingentCat ...and call *his* boss to cover it up?
mark_cimino: there are no good guys
bainard656: I’m beginning to think we’re not a team player.
thraximore: @UWDJohn This is not in question. LUL
innovativemethods: Orion who is our protagonist works for, so no, they are absolutely terrible.
ArdCollider: the cleaners show and we're just in the backyard taking potshots at the spice bottles
PendelSteven: Bob Burger's yeah
TheMerricat: Chat, this is why the WEB won and we are ruled by the internet now.... :)
JaymicUnyielding: LLLLLIBERATED
Mr_Horrible: @Lord_ZYRK we honestly seem like the kind of sociopath who long ago burned them all off :p
TacitusVigil: Let's go look at Bob's spicerack.
PharaohBender27: @JaymicUnyielding katesLol
BloodnBullets: when everyone starts shooting you immediately, maybe the problem is you...
PendelSteven: See how much oregano he has and how he pronounces it?
gamercat88: hotel highlander, we must be the best
itomeshi: Unexplained affluence? He's probably the bad guy.
Sogheim: ooh, now we get to know how Mark felt
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Electrodyne: You think you're better than me??!?
Lord_ZYRK: Mr_Horrible more like the kind of sociopath who burned them off not knowing they do actually grow back
Mr_Horrible: @Lord_ZYRK oh yeah that *100%* tracks
ChippTunes: Paul if you always kill the first guy you meet that would be EVERY GUY
floki4242: he senses a fatter wallet it is intimidated
innovativemethods: Bob Burner then steps out of the shower and grabs his nearby gun...
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theaggrokrag: Wow, 9 whole months I guess. interior designers are sociopaths, don't trust them
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saucemaster5000: do they have a spice rack?
gamercat88: no spice rack needed
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Ooh, another CYOA book
Sarah_Serinde: benginFacepalm
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:12.
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
Twilight_Spark: Why are you like this author?
jetpixi: benginOh benginNo
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Let's go Adam!
TacitusVigil: I want to know more about the card-playing section.
Sarah_Serinde: I'm glad I have a good supply of facepalm emotes for this stream
ArdCollider: the Danger: Diabolik rotating bed lair
Alas_Babylon: Just sprinkle some parsley on the sheets
Electrodyne: SMOKE BOMB!!! hey baby
PendelSteven: Because he is a Wisconsin in 1988, that's why
TheMerricat: Send him to the PIT!
sydnius: lrrSPOOP
theaggrokrag: 2 men enter 1 man leaves
ICitizenErasedI: 2 orators enter, ONLY ONE LEAVES
Lord_ZYRK: Mr_Horrible I imagine he spent about three years with his hands constantly bandaged, shocked that they keep growing back.
Makrosian_Tae: SingsNote Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed SingsNote
DaSunao: elfunkPopcorn
jetpixi: Back to the pit
TacitusVigil: Can LRR get a conversation pit?
TheMerricat: "fancy smanchy"
Mr_Horrible: Lord_ZYRK "they keep coming back... it must be WEB!"
gamercat88: Froot Froot Sebastian
frank_the_great: I got here late. Will catch y'all in the vod. Hope you're enjoying it!
Adamantcheese: plot twist a train is his father
Sarah_Serinde: Sebastian has strong opinions on *everything*
Kramburger: trains killed my Partner
ChippTunes: Ah so this *definitely* takes place in America
asthanius: How does this guy suck so much more every page?
jetpixi: What doesnt this man have strong opinions on
EvilBadman: I hate trains and Training!
itomeshi: @TacitusVigil Just dig a big hole in the FriendZone?
xantos69: That wallet doesn't fill itself.
mtvcdm: I mean, you take any opportunity to widen that wallet.
TheMerricat waves at @frank_the_great
TacitusVigil: @itomeshi Sure!
theaggrokrag: wait, are you MacGyver in this?
thraximore: @xantos69 This explains so MUCH. All the cash in the wallet is COINS
Vanbael: the tv guide could be relevant
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeTrain
SquareDotCube: It's the 80s, so my guess is Burt Convyt
PendelSteven: yeah about that thick wallet
innovativemethods: that's not suspicious. that's just a dude going on vacation.
noisyblizzard: his wallet is so thick because a LOT of change
fastlane250: as a railfan: lrrEFF this protag, I hope he dies in a hilarious fashion
TheMerricat: lol
PendelSteven: This was just before we all had passes that we could use at ATM's / automatic tellers
Aenir798: LUL
thraximore: There is
thraximore: LUL
ICitizenErasedI: LIBERATED
Favre_the_Undead: there is
PharaohBender27: I don't think it works that way for a CYOA?
MaladyDark: lrrSLOTH
hexy_lexy: good question. next question
ICitizenErasedI: FBtouchdown
NonjaBiru: FBtouchdown
elkae: FBtouchdown
theaggrokrag: lrrJUDGE
Favre_the_Undead: zombie485Joy
PharaohBender27: Since there are multiple "pages" on each page
EvilBadman: 17D, yeah?
PendelSteven: I don't think that is so girly
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
ElementalAlchemist: yes, HE objectifies women
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, yes, a porno calendar
ChippTunes: Oh good are we about to have this guys opinions about board games?
ContingentCat: that's my schtich!
theaggrokrag: he probably took her out for a nice steak dinner!
djalternative: but this one labels them as page-subsection
ElementalAlchemist: look in a mirror sometime Sebastian
PendelSteven: I imagine a girly calender is one full of pictures with horses
HorusFive: Like a box of hammers
theaggrokrag: not 34A!!!!
Adamantcheese: gotta look at those fold outs
ElementalAlchemist: You investigate the calendar... on page 34
Sarah_Serinde: PendelSteven In this context, "girly" has a specific meaning and that meaning is lewd content/porn
TheMerricat: Sebastian is a moron in addition to a jackass.... :D
corianderd: every page has pictures
Lord_ZYRK: You take the calendar into the bathroom for a thorough investigation
EvilBadman: Looks like all the information already leaked out of the colander
itomeshi: Wait, there's 34 days in sextember?
taareek1976: Hey, there's a Smarch in this calender
mtvcdm: Been 30 seconds, something may have changed in February, better check it again
Robot_Bones: Yeah lets check out his Spice Rack
Lord_ZYRK: ^
theaggrokrag: lotta carpal tunnel
PendelSteven: let's check out the racks that are spicy?
PharaohBender27: @PendelSteven Different use of "girly" in this context - it means a calendar with pictures of pinup models
TheMerricat: no spice rack chat. :)
corianderd: so the man has a fridge full of shrimp
NightValien28: yet
saucemaster5000: emergency shrimp cocktail is pretty impressive
NotCainNorAbel: has shrimp?
ContingentCat: yet
Makrosian_Tae: Emergency shrimp cocktail?
theaggrokrag: Lisa Frank!
HorusFive: Sebastian has OPINIONS on your kitchen situation- whether too much or too little
EvilBadman: no one can draw horses, beej
elkae: You suck if you cook, you suck if you don't. Sebastian hates everyone equally
itomeshi: OK, Unexplaned affluence, alcoholism, sudden travel - this guy is a red flag.
ContingentCat: the soul has a lot of windows
ElementalAlchemist: THIS is what it takes to embarrass Sebastian Cord
ElementalAlchemist: OK
obionedrop: Sebastian sounds like Goldilocks tbh
elkae: I've seen that movie!!!!!
Snowcookies: uh huh
Kaorti: um
saucemaster5000: guess what the author watched the previous night
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
EvilBadman: This book turning you to dust.
Adamantcheese: is bob an otaku or somethin
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
theaggrokrag: I told you, you can't trust interior decorators
gualdhar: old enough to know better
DaSunao: Sex dungeon?
thraximore: A teenager. For sure.
serramarkov: 12
hexy_lexy: WTF SEBASTIAN
Mr_Horrible: old enough to kill, Beej
elkae: I'ts a real dumb movie
thraximore: @TheMerricat Ankles! SCANDALOUS
Adamantcheese: SMUT
Makrosian_Tae: @mr_horrible that sentence changes dramatically depending on where one places he comma
Snowcookies: Same
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
ICitizenErasedI: EDGY
ContingentCat: I think it's more the target audience of the book is like 14 year old boys
Pteraspidomorphi: 12 year olds aren't this judgemental, he's 14 or 15
theaggrokrag: daaayum @themerricat
corefluxx: Is this Quagmire's pad?
Mr_Horrible: @Makrosian_Tae to be fair, *no one* is old enough to take Beej on
Mr_Horrible: and survive
innovativemethods: that from look
DarkMorford: Card Kingdom?
NotCainNorAbel: great party game, 52 card pickup
Mattmitchell45: A lot of Pinterest boards based on that Pillow Talk bedroom set
innovativemethods: sorry. that room looks game.
sydnius: war
thraximore: No one.
Pharmacistjudge: of course not...people are "sent to the shadow realm" not killed
Sunmare_Dragon: but some get send to shadow realm
theaggrokrag: Cad Kingdom, or games of Anger
TacitusVigil: "You approach the amazingly big 32 in. TV"
Despoiler98: does he own a whole kingdom of cards?
TheMerricat: LOL
thraximore: @Pharmacistjudge A train sent my father to the Shadow Realm
theaggrokrag: Cod Kingdom, a Kingdom of Cods
ElementalAlchemist: wait, you have this giant wallet and DON'T already own those chairs, SEBASTIAN?!
DaSunao: Can we get a Love Doctors shit talking interior design as a window to the soul?
elkae: Second break?
TacitusVigil: Sebastian sleeps in a race car bed. What type of bed do you sleep in Bob?
NotCainNorAbel: seems like work
xantos69: Sebastian is the literal worst investigator in human history.
thraximore: Maybe analyze all the cocaine we're on
thraximore: Check for PCP
sydnius: busy day! murder, breaking and entering
ICitizenErasedI: before you rush off to take a slow train
Snowcookies: !break
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rasterscan: It feels like we're barely gonna scratch the surface of this book tonight.
DarkMorford: @thraximore Tee-ball?
rasterscan: Not because of anything Adam's done, but the book is SO DENSE.
Electrodyne: If this was a game on Let's Nope, the big reveal would be that the whole thing is some kind of narcissistic psychotic break.
rasterscan: And slow.
RandomTrivia: @rasterscan I dunno, this book clearly doesn't have much depth lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: Honestly, I'm okay not coming back to this one. The less of Sebastian we need to experience, the better.
TheMerricat: The irony here chat is I'm fairly certain that this book was still aimed at the tween market.
thraximore: @rasterscan like an expensive train?
Sarah_Serinde: We haven't really even gotten to make interesting choices
Sarah_Serinde: And we've been at this for almost 2 hours
thraximore: @Sarah_Serinde The best choice in the book is putting it down and walking away
rasterscan: @Juliamon @thraximore I half want to see how this train wreck ends.
Juliamon: Gnomes 100 at least was goofy without being sexist, classist, etc
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah that sounds about right
Juliamon: Heck, Gnomes 100 had that badass lady gnome!
TheMerricat: @Juliamon I'm reading up on Sebastian's other actual books and it sounds like this is more of the author writing him as a huge dick than him being a huge dick all the way - though he's still an 80's stereotypical detective/spy/action guy.
rasterscan: @Juliamon Oh, it was sexist too. The astonishment at a FEMALE?! astronomer, the succubus that could insta-kill you on a failed will check?
LordZarano: Image search tells me that the pillow talk movie had multiple scenes of split-screen people-on-phones
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Not to mention spicist :p
thraximore: @DarkMorford Is Dwarf-ist a thing?
saucemaster5000: they all had some questionable stuff around women. Though I'll admit after playing through gnomes 100 last month... pretty fun
Juliamon: This book doesn't have the benefit of a gnome launcher
Juliamon: It's played too straight in every sense of the word
thraximore: Or a hair removal engine
TheMerricat: btw - this is the book that our dead co-worker had - "An international circle of killers, the Matarese will undoubtedly take over the world within just two years. Only two rival spies have the power to stop them: Scofield, CIA, and Talaniekov, KGB. They share a genius for espionage and a life of explosive terror and violence. But though these sworn enemies once vowed to terminate each other, they must now become allies. Because only they possess the brutal skills...."
rasterscan: Gnomes 100 at least had a fun conceit, though this benefits from not having a time system yet.
ContingentCat: hey we're not finished the book, who knows a gnome launcher may be in there
TheMerricat: "and ice-cold nerves vital to their mission: destroy the Matarese."
Snowcookies: I've read adult crime fiction like this. I cannot say I enjoyed them.
PharaohBender27: And we SUCK
thraximore: Why no one loves them.
head_cannon: The novelty might wear off, but I must admit I'm enjoying the audacity of how unbelievably petty this protagonist is. Add the murder on top of that, and it's like it's got an American Psycho thing going on.
hexy_lexy: and the protag is GARBAGE
LordZarano: and the computer's "safety thing" was POISON GAS
TheMerricat: BTW, while Adam said this was the first book of the Catacomb series, I believe it's actually the third.
lirazel64: I used to have a "thing" for the Saint series by Leslie Chateris, who was a Ean
HorusFive: Have we killed more of our co-workers than the bad guys here?
RandomTrivia: THE MACHINE
xantos69: @LordZarano Yea, Poison gas is absolutely a safety feature, just like knives on the fan.
lirazel64: a clean, less gritty, and sillier James Bond.
TheMerricat: @HorusFive about even actually.
hexy_lexy: nice
RandomTrivia: (nice)
thraximore: nice
rasterscan: NiceC.
lirazel64: It was a lot like this.
rasterscan: Go to (niceC).
hexy_lexy: niCe
thraximore: bang bang bang
LordZarano: NeilC
Mr_Dirty: so your saying she is single?
TheMerricat: OMH
BusTed: That would require too much continuity between scenes.
RandomTrivia: benginFacepalm
innovativemethods: I killed your new boyfriend, you have to take me back!
lirazel64: In my defense, l was 12, and it was 1967.
thraximore: Narcissism: noun. Definition: Sebastian Cord.
fastlane250: this guy’s ego is off the charts I swear
BusTed: You do you, Mike.
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RandomTrivia: LUL
NightValien28: LUL
TheMerricat: @lirazel64 never apologize for your guilty pleasures. :)
asthanius: Mike rules
Izandai: PrideLaugh I love Mike
sydnius: mike has a higher ld50 for coke
DaSunao: Wait, has that line ever been used in WWE?
Sarah_Serinde: Gotta get that after-murder nap
RandomTrivia: benginLol
shendaras: But is there a casino downstairs?
lirazel64: @themerricat Blue cheese and chocolate forever!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Kramburger: As you lie down, you hear the screaming of all the people you've killed
elkae: Adam breaks his napping surfaces tho
TacitusVigil: No can do, Cameron is using the cot right now.
HorusFive: I don't care if you killed a man, get back to editing Fisty
xantos69: Yep, that is absolutely how G would play that situation.
thraximore: Not a single thought spared regarding the life he took today.
djalternative: I love it when Adam writes for Hustle Graham on stream
Electrodyne: This book is the reason TSR went under
innovativemethods: observe the male operators 👀
gamercat88: hmm should watch mike dewit... oh wait one less dude i have to watch
Dr_fragenstien: the idea of having a bed in the prop closet is still funny to me, even though it's actually awesome that you get a place to rest if you need it
hexy_lexy: LUL 69D
sydnius: cheetofies
TacitusVigil: Aww, we couldn't go get a McDLT at least?
TheMerricat: @Electrodyne actually the reason they went under is very interesting, but I'm sure failed projects like this helped somewhat.
rasterscan: Can we chemically analyze the corpse we made?
Dr_fragenstien: this coming from the guy with a fat wallet and a 17k watch
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Electrodyne: @themerricat Yeah but I can blame this book tonight :D
saucemaster5000: dang
SquareDotCube: I think that's your character
innovativemethods: @rasterscan 59% carbon, 29% nitrogen, trace amounts phosphorous, iron, and copper...
TacitusVigil: Still dead. Still nude.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Follow foster
rasterscan: @innovativemethods XD
TheMerricat: The entire office is working for WEB.
taareek1976: The bad breakfast might explain his fat wallet. It's just full of head shots of himself.
thraximore: WEB doesn't exist, this is all happening inside Sebastian's head
corefluxx: Hard copy pornography!
ElementalAlchemist: We did the Needham house skip?
thraximore: "His name was Mike Dewitt. His name was Mike Dewitt."
DarkMorford: @corefluxx Erotic microfiche!
gamercat88: shit and we didnt kill him
corianderd: lol
ContingentCat: whoops
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Wrexadecimal: quick, load state! manokaOof
TacitusVigil: Let's be fair, the game broke itself.
sydnius: save file corrupt
TheMerricat: 141a
HorusFive: Aw Shux, the game is busted. Gotta go read Undead book instead
RandomTrivia: LUL
gamercat88: broke the code
mark_cimino: its ok, its rel-axed
HundreydAundre: @taareek1976 @TheMerricat Sebastian Stan? I couldn't think of another person I know with said name.
GragSmash: but you have to rest to regain spells
DeM0nFiRe: Credits warp
RandomTrivia: First you go out of bounds by turning the page when you aren't supposed to, then you warp wherever you want :D
Mattmitchell45: The Pagemaster
sydnius: when books bluscreen
RandomTrivia: It's actually quite a consistent strat
TheMerricat: Sebastian Cord, :)
fcloud: this book is just sebastian shitting on everyone and everything he sees
Makrosian_Tae: Ah, the East Side
thraximore: It's called living incognito, Sebastian
RandomTrivia: @fcloud Definitely aimed at tweens then
TheMerricat: The spy always knocks twice.....
Cephallope: We were saving our knocks for a special occasion
TacitusVigil: Two knocks, I have him TWO knocks!
TacitusVigil: *gave him
innovativemethods: actually why does Sebastian get paid so much?
RandomTrivia: You Only Knock Twice?
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEH
ICitizenErasedI: HE
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: F
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis
ICitizenErasedI: he's dead? WHAT A SHOCK
RandomTrivia: What
asthanius: oh
hexy_lexy: HOLY SHIT
thraximore: 0_0
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: what the fuck is this book???
Snowcookies: wow
tangokilo421: Holy shit
TacitusVigil: Uh, content warning.
fcloud: ive never seen a book so purely mean, for any age group
Omthebox: Lotta death happening round here
KV1NN4: D:
xantos69: Does everybody who works here end up dead?
thraximore: Wow this is heavy as fuck
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
shendaras: Well.. that's one fewer suspect
RandomTrivia: @Mr_Horrible A great firestarter
Driosenth: horse bets
MaxLSilver: horse betting
fcloud: oh sure, corpses we didnt personally cause make us uncomfortable
fcloud: pari-mutuel is like horse racing
thraximore: Should have won, like Sebastian does
TheMerricat: Apparently Jean Blashfield really hates spies and spy novels :D
Cephallope: Sweet, no responsibility!
noisyblizzard: ah he has been gambling WRONG
Wrexadecimal: @fcloud Hey at least we know where *those* came from Kappa
gamercat88: so we were close friends
NotCainNorAbel: busy time for that group
taareek1976: And Sebatian's only thougt is "Dammit, I wanted to kill him"
Makrosian_Tae: Paramutual, my favourite sister band to paramour
TacitusVigil: Whelp, after my thorough investigation of five minutes, I've concluded he couldn't afford a spice rack.
mark_cimino: got the book from the dark web?
ICitizenErasedI: sebastian cord, angel of death
TheMerricat: My I suggest we go see our girlfiend's house or we will sequence break again.
JaymicUnyielding: We're running out of suspects!
xantos69: Sebastian is helping! Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: to be fair you broke in
fcloud: to be fair, he was naked in his own house, so he deserved to die
thraximore: and one girl, right
ContingentCat: well we're definitly helping someone, probably not our boss but whatever
sydnius: call HR, need some temps
rasterscan: There was no asking if we went there first - I think he was dead no matter when.
Robot_Bones: Typical adam Play pattern, no witnesses
Sarah_Serinde: benginFacepalm
lirazel64: Brownstones? We're in Boston now? or NYC?
Kramburger: Oh, we're a CREEPER
thraximore: We see the Halo effect in action
Wrexadecimal: nnnnoooope
TheMerricat: @rasterscan the first time we were given the option to go investingating, we were given the option to see him while he was working.
gamercat88: but does she have a spice rack?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: *it still smells like HER*
Kramburger: Sniffing WHAT, exactly?
ContingentCat: nice
hexy_lexy: but does she have a conversation pit?!?!
innovativemethods: we have found *nothing* this entire game
sydnius: wholesome air inhalation
fcloud: thank god SHE didnt come at us naked, we would have had two corpses on our conscience
Raiger: Why are we disguising the kitchen?
thraximore: @innovativemethods Nothing but bodies
ElementalAlchemist: "sugar substitute"
corianderd: this is my snacking kitchen
mtvcdm: We failed that
TheMerricat: We failed that.
rasterscan: @TheMerricat Oh, righto
HorusFive: "discussion" would be a stretch. But for the sake of actually getting anything in this damn book done - PLEASE
rasterscan: Also, cool. Locked out of a key investigation because of a random early INT check.
Dr_fragenstien: nice C
62MGcobra: completing the loop
thraximore: Sebastian: head empty, no thoughts
innovativemethods: gotta love books where our success is based on random
innovativemethods: note: we did not choose our stats
Robot_Bones: Have we found out anything at all yet?
thraximore: Oh yeah... the chemical analysis is probably about her coffee
lirazel64: Ah, I'll bet the sugar substitute was what had to be analyzed.
TheMerricat: @thraximore as Paul said, not enough blood to think... :)
innovativemethods: @robot_bones Nope!
HorusFive: So you're saying there's more job openings in this organization?
fcloud: that would also have saved dewitt's life
hexy_lexy: to be fair, there were options if DeWitt lived
Robot_Bones: Thought not LUL
thraximore: @HorusFive Maybe work literally anywhere else
TheMerricat: I bet if you try to follow Dewitt you get a "he's dead jim" page too.
NotCainNorAbel: kill all but one suspects, the one that is alive is the problem
Kramburger: Good news, you're innocent *bang*
ICitizenErasedI: from an outsider's perspective, it sure looks like sebastian cord is cleaning up his own mess
innovativemethods: "lives too high on the hog" from the guy who lives in a *casino hotel*
TheMerricat: LOL
TacitusVigil: What's his driving style? "Apparent joy"
Drasvin: Yeah, wasn't Bob Burner the substitute computer operator?
Niahlah: sounds just like archer
Kramburger: Someone clip that out of context please
hexy_lexy: LUL
corianderd: sedate not because the sedatives to counter the cocaine
lirazel64: and a HUGE wallet.
thraximore: cmon baby, 65 IQ coming in clutch!
RandomTrivia: @Kramburger NO
RandomTrivia: I refuse
ContingentCat: thankyou for clarifying Adam, the book has been so subtle
fcloud: if sebastian isnt the villain, this book is a failure
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i did it
Niahlah: LEEEEERRROYYYYYY..... Jenkins!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Aenir798: uhhhh
Despoiler98: emo disguise
BusTed: Master of disguise.
itomeshi: Are you telling me.... that you can't LEEEERRRROOOY.... into Leeroy's Hobbies and Games?
hexy_lexy: SUPERMAN
Electrodyne: Leroy must have been so excited to have his shop in this book
NotCainNorAbel: no no no, I'm superman
PharaohBender27: Perfect disguise! Kappa
djalternative: This is part of the seasons where Sebastian is in a coma
Despoiler98: now hes CLARK KENT
InquisitorGaia: Clark Kent?
RandomTrivia: He's Clark Kent'ed it
philippekav: wow this guy is such a douche
NightValien28: WHO IS THAT MAN?
Cephallope: Soup or spy?
Juliamon: Literally Clark Kent-ing this
thraximore: "Sebastian, are you hungover?"
RandomTrivia: Amazing
ICitizenErasedI: where is beej?
ContingentCat: who;s this strange man who appeared suddenly??
elkae: It's Booj!
couldntpickausername: I think people got there before me but:
fcloud: that "sedate" clip is gold
Dr_fragenstien: can afford a diamond-lined collapsible saw, can't afford a grease pencil
BusTed: Are we about to get meta?
thraximore: lmao why is him being fat relevant?
Makrosian_Tae: Whenever Beej isn't around everyone should be asking "where's Beej?"
Electrodyne: Jeeb the anti-Beej
PMAvers: Holy shit.
Juliamon: thraximore they hadn't made fun of fat people yet
thraximore: Gamer????
itomeshi: Settlers of Cat!
GragSmash: oh shit he did crimes to pay for boardgames
ElementalAlchemist: cattin'
RandomTrivia: I'll get on that...
DeM0nFiRe: Monopoly, Life, Candy Land
Shirts_: is it possible the bad guy was the guy we killed and we got the bad guy by accident?
abracadaver23: How do we submit clips?
Lord_ZYRK: What up, Role Playing Gamers
CranstonSnord: TSR self-advertising
HorusFive: Sir! This is a family estabilishment
Electrodyne: Checkers, cards, and....tag
RandomTrivia: OH NO
innovativemethods: things you say as you walk into the dungeon
PMAvers: I mean, the TSR staff *did* wear black armbands to mourn the death of RPG's when the buyout by Wizards was announced.
hexy_lexy: OMG PLEASE YES
Juliamon: abracadaver23 You did fine by posting it
atinyspacemarine: "I cast Sharazad"
ICitizenErasedI: oh yes i am a gamer, my favourite monopoly piece is the dog
Sarah_Serinde: abracadaver23 We see all the clips that get made, you don't need to do anything special
RandomTrivia: Not recursion!
itomeshi: roleception
NightValien28: I love dugeons and *reads smudge* drugs
Kaorti: superspy ->superDM
fcloud: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
ElementalAlchemist: To roll a d20, roll a d20
Makrosian_Tae: Hello, fellow teenagers
Xafty: recurssion ho!
abracadaver23: kk
raulghoulia: but...ape robot
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Izandai: All will be forgiven!
DerDrongo: the game better start with "turn to page 1"
Drasvin: Recursive gamebook
corefluxx: Choose Your Ownception
atinyspacemarine: cut the book in half and start a subgame of The Final Bug
Niahlah: so many clips of adam being a "big and powerful man"
fcloud: scherezade
drewm1022: And the game is Paranoia.
RandomTrivia: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: If you say "DM I do that" turn to 88D
itomeshi: That is so good.
sydnius: PokCharizard
Makrosian_Tae: "Turn to page 40 in Fair Mound"
BusTed: Esoteric gaaaaames
Izandai: PrideLaugh YES
CaptainSpam: "If you want to say to the DM that Grofnar the Barbarian opens the door, turn to page..."
Robot_Bones: giga puddi brain
Sogheim: would it be better than the book where the author put his name in it for a magic spell?
Electrodyne: puddi puddi
thraximore: I like how this guy is the only one with a decent voice LUL
hexy_lexy: giga puddi!!!
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
thraximore: Nope
thraximore: LUL
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Drasvin: LUL
NightValien28: mark dewitt ain't doing anything ever
ElementalAlchemist: I love esoteric games
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Electrodyne: 🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮
PMAvers: "Everything important happens at the LGS, something that those jerks at Wizards forgot."
RandomTrivia: Amazing
Sogheim: are we gonna storm in and shoot a dude in the middle of his tabletop session?
BusTed: There we go.
thraximore: "Bolt the bird"
RandomTrivia: sergeHolyMoly
Niahlah: in the background you hear "I cast magic missle at the darkness"
RandomTrivia: IT'S HAPPENING!
Wrexadecimal: oh god.
ElementalAlchemist: AD&D®
Despoiler98: OMG HERE IT GOES
RandomTrivia: WE'RE DOING IT
HorusFive: BRANDING!
NightValien28: BIG MAGE LAD
ElementalAlchemist: roll up a wizard
hexy_lexy: YES
lirazel64: I waste them with my crossbow!
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly lrrWOW
hexy_lexy: i cast magic missile!
Sogheim: lemme get my THAC0 down to 6, baby!
SquareDotCube: nothing says 80s like Kelly Green
RandomTrivia: Welp
Fanboy_of_Bolas: oh no
Fanboy_of_Bolas: m'lady
ElementalAlchemist: OK, I want to say: what the heck, Sebastian?! Why is EVERYTHING described as either cheap and expensive?
Sarah_Serinde: "gallant pleasure"
tangokilo421: Adam could be any class irl. He's too powerful for this world seabatBRAIN
ElementalAlchemist: This man sees everything through the lens of money
rasterscan: Euuuugh.
Coogrr: why is this book
elkae: Gamer girls amirite
Electrodyne: You pick up a book and it opens to page 23. It says to turn to page 97
innovativemethods: heck yes
atinyspacemarine: walk up to her like "what army do you play?"
thraximore: I need those NECRONS Leeroy!
NightValien28: if the minis aren't there shoot leeroy
PMAvers: "But we've been getting allocated by those GW dicks."
sydnius: keeper
Fanboy_of_Bolas: jusb about to type pewter...
HorusFive: Do NOT make me wait- Leroy
Mattmitchell45: Got my perm and my Tau units
ICitizenErasedI: i still need to paint thos minis leroy, and the tournament is on SUNDAY
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Dr_fragenstien: he also plays warhammer
asthanius: He's a NERD
Mattmitchell45: My Nerd SECRETS!
Dr_fragenstien: one of them has a handful of dice
NightValien28: can't be warhammer though, games workshop would never allow it
lirazel64: I know this book is bad, but I'm laughing so hard...
atinyspacemarine: sensually checking LoS
hexy_lexy: LIBERATED
Niahlah: adam kicks open the door yelling "NERDS!!!"
Mr_Horrible: "Watch out! He's got a mini that's got a gun!"
PMAvers: They're playing Chainmail, obviously.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Roll to save?
BusTed: That's a lot of options on 142.
ElementalAlchemist: just barge right in there
Raiger: "If you think you're a BETTER Warhammer player, turn to page..."
atinyspacemarine: like that ghost pottery scene from that one movie but space marines
Lord_ZYRK: Mr_Horrible "Is that a mini?" "IT'S GOT A GUN!"
Blade_Tiger: Inb4 this whole thing is a big misunderstandng and you've been stalking and murdering your coworkers for no reason
head_cannon: "So then I called my boss to tell him I shot all those nerds."
rasterscan: Finally something is happening *checks watch* 2 and a half hours in
BusTed: Hey! Computers aren't in D&D!
drewm1022: Computer? It IS Paranoia!
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote computer
LRRbot: Quote #4672: "Let's let the computer make all of our decisions!" —Heather [2018-02-11]
SquareDotCube: Did we just galaxy brain?
thraximore: Brain growing EXPONENTIALLY
PMAvers: Yeah, all you had to do is go down to your LGS.
PMAvers: You wouldn't get this information on Amazon.
Kramburger: Nelson's a SPY?
thraximore: Support your LGS; do crime
Niahlah: LRR is a front for card kingdom!!!
lirazel64: Support your LGS!
ContingentCat: that's what they want!
ICitizenErasedI: that's what makes him PERFECT
Angreed66: suddenly
tangokilo421: Maybe not the owner, but Nelson and Wheeler could have ran an operation
innovativemethods: "our writing is bad, how do we cover for this?"
BusTed: hmmm
shendaras: Darn, you could have blasted them.
TacitusVigil: Well, a fist
Dr_fragenstien: but what about your magic-user?
Electrodyne: Hello do you have any Warduke and Stronheart action figures?
gamercat88: you have a gun
rasterscan: The woman is staying too
Electrodyne: *Strongheart
Fanklok: Leeroy Jenkins?
MaxLSilver: Just buy some dice and keep Leroy happy.
PMAvers: You're going to put Leroy through one of those IKEA shelves.
Angreed66: If you leave now you're sus
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Gun! You win
rynsfelda: Mike Dewitt had a gun...
ICitizenErasedI: ask leroy about wizards
elkae: 6
Despoiler98: Gun wins every arguement
elkae: Oops lol
sydnius: pick up a nice wyrmwood dice box
mark_cimino: ask about being a magic-user
Angreed66: Finish that magic users
Electrodyne: DON'T STAY!! they're going to lure you into a game of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, and kill your character.
Fanklok: There's NO way the next sarcophagus will do damage too
Fanboy_of_Bolas: fuuuck. lots of fat-humor here.
Drasvin: Trying to apply normal logic to a game built on moon logic
Niahlah: Innocence
PMAvers: "Yeah, you don't want to buy that, you want to buy these packs of 'Spellfire' cards."
Lord_ZYRK: "You should come back next week. We're getting Pool of Radiance in!"
BusTed: Personal space Leroy
Paranundrox: mmm garlic breakfast omelette
Angreed66: What about the brunch omlet
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Denchiladas
xantos69: Denchaladas?
DiscordianTokkan: Breakfast Omlettes smell of EGG and ONION
Kipstar: maybe he uses garlic toothpaste!
Omthebox: What if he's just eating raw garlic
Mr_Horrible: Also, are we jealous because we had a "tasteless vending machine breakfast"? mizzThinking
RandomTrivia: @LoadingReadyRun Adam I have a gif-t for you
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Electrodyne: Maybe there's some left in his beard
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RandomTrivia: The callback sergeHolyMoly
Izandai: You gotta pick your jokes. Pick fewer jokes, Adam.
Izandai: Put some jokes back.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
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ElementalAlchemist: GOT 'EM
RandomTrivia: Maybe they could only afford to license one of the terms LUL
Mr_Horrible: "'re very observant, Lieutenant Columbo"
BusTed: NotLikeThis
TwitchingPokki: No you got as far as character creation, you know something at least!
Izandai: PrideLaugh
sydnius: cam’s busy
midichlorianuser: And that's how Leeroy got shot
PMAvers: Leroy unhinges his jaw and devours the main character.
Lord_ZYRK: "ROLL FOR INITIATIVE" he yells, swinging his meaty fist for your crisply black-bearded jawline
DiscordianTokkan: "So anyways I started blasting"
Izandai: ????????????????????????
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Leeroy HAPPY
ContingentCat: but he doesn't even commit to the third person
thraximore: "Haha I'll be going now and never coming back"
Wrexadecimal: sounds like somethign a south american nazi would say D:
fcloud: i'll be back to harvest those gamers
BusTed: Turn to AD&D
RandomTrivia: At least he has chicken
glitched_goddess: “Leeroy likes gamers come along...”
Sogheim: this is wild. just... I dunno.
mark_cimino: leroy jenkins
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
ContingentCat: wait we're proving people aren't straight now? sergePride
shendaras: What about those driving skills?
ElementalAlchemist: Fly me to the moon...
thraximore: Fly into the ground
62MGcobra: ho chi min city!
fcloud: do we have a flying skill?
Raiger: Gonna fly now, flying high now...
elkae: Fly me to the moooooon
KV1NN4: was it her who said she was heading abck to her office?
innovativemethods: we're flying a plane now. okay.
ElementalAlchemist: "let off steam"
ICitizenErasedI: hates trains, like planes
Electrodyne: Back in the day before DIA
ElementalAlchemist: 🤔
Fanklok: Adam went full canadian
Fanboy_of_Bolas: imagine liking flying
glitched_goddess: “Beauty of a flight, eh.”
Lithobraker: NOTAM: NOtice To AirMen
taareek1976: "Do a barrel roll, Corn!"
Electrodyne: and Stapleton was the Denver airport
LordZarano: Notifications To Airmem
ContingentCat: what's a plane but a car with an extra dimension?
asthanius: Riding a plane
ElementalAlchemist: ah, yes, a 3D car
Izandai: Sebastian's just so good at flying that he doesn't need to roll for it.
Omthebox: And piloting a motorized bicycle
thraximore: That plane is flying awfully low
fcloud: sebastian cobb, terrain-tracker
Mattmitchell45: That Man Appears to be Having a Beauty of a Flight!
NotCainNorAbel: that's a lot of sketches
Dr_fragenstien: umbrella corp?
Fanboy_of_Bolas: his southern accent is GREAT
SnackPak_: smart
ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Electrodyne: The fact that he knows anything at all is suspicious
RandomTrivia: I'm sorry I looked away, did we crash the plane already?!
itomeshi: This guy is a TOOL.
tenthtechpriest: sounds like every firebird owner I know
asthanius: WAIT ARE WE RIKER
asthanius: IS THAT US
PharaohBender27: Pretty sure that's meant to be Sebatian Cord in the corner, lrrPAUL
innovativemethods: we landed and rented another firebird
asthanius: fuck
HundreydAundre: Firebird. I'm pretty sure that sounds made up. (Even if its not.)
xantos69: I honor your efforts Adam
Fanboy_of_Bolas: i said you were GREAT
letfireraindown: SHOE_Y was excellent
Electrodyne: Yep. We're Jonathan Frakes
lirazel64: Beej, are you dissing your RQ car?
ContingentCat: you're doing great Adam lrrHEART
innovativemethods: note: cessnas have a top speed of 70mph; we could have gotten here quicker by driving.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam, we all know THAT'S not true: Shoey was your best accent.
Gadora: That can't be us. That doesn't look much like Adam.
Mr_Horrible: Wide Frakes
couldntpickausername: chat, be nice to Adam
Niahlah: Wide jonathan frakes
Fanklok: I don't think square jaw is supposed to be that lkiteral
fcloud: wow. we're ... thirty years older than i thought?
DeM0nFiRe: F R A K E S
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Niahlah: wow..
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Mattmitchell45: Toad Johnathan Frakes
tenthtechpriest: I would read that fanfic
Eklinaar: He looks like Matt Colville
HundreydAundre: IS that all three of you C O M B I N E D!?
TacitusVigil: Adam, quick, comb your hair straight back!
rasterscan: Jonathan Fraaaaaakes.
Wrexadecimal: WideRiker™
RandomTrivia: THERE IT IS! Everyone go home, Beej wins!
strangelee: Wide Riker
DiscordianTokkan: WIDE FRAKES
Mr_Horrible: I dislike the Wide Frakes
Lord_ZYRK: It's like they made TNG cartoon, but couldn't get Frakes to sign off for his likeness
Fanboy_of_Bolas: @Eklinaar yes
serramarkov: James Brolin
Kramburger: Have you ever banged a sentient eggman?
ICitizenErasedI: how does modoc get pregnant?
Electrodyne: Jonathan Frakes? More like Jonathan FACE amirite
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, MODOK had a horta, what are you gonna do?
Mattmitchell45: A Beaut!
Despoiler98: oh god why did you say succulent
corianderd: succulent
shendaras: So... you decided to fly only to end up driving somewhere ?
NightWingMistHawk: A rack of lamb? A succulent rack of lamb?!
Niahlah: omg... Beej.. what is with the hair and headphones?!?
NotCainNorAbel: The details just bring the world to life
MaxLSilver: Wait, is this the airport rack of lamb? I'm sure that's amazing.
fcloud: a neat little rack of lamb. it's a beauty of a meal.
TacitusVigil: We need to carb load, let's get some fettuccini Alfredo!
Mr_Horrible: he's in there eating them like a cartoon character, just putting the whole rib in his mouth and pulling out a clean bone
ContingentCat: @Niahlah that's just Beej being Beej
Juliamon: Niahlah What do you mean? It's just Beej
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta get that MUTTON Edge on the competition
Mortimew: lrrAWESOME_SG
hexy_lexy: this trio is so damn funny!!!
fcloud: the chef comes out of the kitchen carrying a knife. you immediately shoot him
Fanklok: I cam in very late and have zero context for what is happening. I suspect that when I watch the VOD I still will have zero idea of whats happening.
Electrodyne: How many bits for another hour
Mattmitchell45: If you were made sluggish by a rack of lamb, turn to....
DeM0nFiRe: You did kill a coworker though, so you got that going for you
PharaohBender27: Yes, 126A
Niahlah: watch teh chemical analysis being vital
Makrosian_Tae: My favourite rock band: my chemical analysis
NotCainNorAbel: I'm really waiting for Dewit to show back up.
RandomTrivia: @Makrosian_Tae benginLol
Izandai: SHIRT
lirazel64: @fanklok OH, you have NO idea.
Niahlah: Adam is dying
Fanboy_of_Bolas: MEAL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Fanklok: You're right I don't
ElementalAlchemist: Brands are important to Sebastian
xantos69: But what about the #branding?
rasterscan: Oh no, -now- there's a time mechanic. I was really hoping they finally dropped that.
Drasvin: The chemical analysis was probably on the sugar substitute
ContingentCat: but then how would we know how much of a pretentious ass he is?
Omthebox: Don't think were gunna hit that conclusion in 4 minutes
DaSunao: Stop trying to kill Adam, that's not the ending we want!
ElementalAlchemist: I'm willing to defend that text if it's meant to be Sebastian's voice. Thankfully we hate Sebastian.
Omthebox: What problem"
Wrexadecimal: A timed section? oh nooo manokaOof
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sydnius: ScaredyCat
Fanklok: Yes I've looked at these words 4 times but now I should actually read them
ElementalAlchemist: nice
ElementalAlchemist: good sub
ContingentCat: really? I don't think I noticed that
Wrexadecimal: but thou must DL
Wrexadecimal: D:
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
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Electrodyne: laBORitory
fcloud: "boudoir car"?
ContingentCat: maybe because I just rewatched Road quest but my brain keeps mixing up frebird and sunfire
TacitusVigil: I vote for "start blasting"
ElementalAlchemist: oh, hey, it's Wide Frakes again
Mattmitchell45: Narduar's Boudoir Car
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, I think the only "conclusion" is "Seb murders everyone"
PMAvers: So I'm guessing the entries change depending on what time it is.
Electrodyne: Jonathan Frace
head_cannon: Wide Frakes is following you around.
Mortimew: @ContingentCat THis guy in a sunfire would be great
fcloud: and they use it to split up a paragraph too
sydnius: 2 col format filler
Shirts_: this looks like a good time to find and ending haha
Mr_Horrible: holy shit
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: WHAT
TacitusVigil: When was this book published? Does it predate Bearded Frakes?
Wrexadecimal: yeahno
ElementalAlchemist: We're about to have to map the laboratory
Mr_Horrible: this has been a truly wild ride tho
Snowcookies: Yeah
HundreydAundre: So, I summed up the illustrated mug kind of like this:
NotCainNorAbel: stumbling around killing coworkers
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe continue next week if you're doing two?
PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil Oh, that's actually a good point - this was published in '88, so that would predate Riker having a beard.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Stumbling around, shooting your coworkers, eating racks of lamb...
shendaras: I mean.. you didn't do "nothing". You killed your coworker.
sydnius: what value this book is! lrrSCOOP
innovativemethods: the Cessna is actually slow enough to just follow her car
saucemaster5000: yeah, maybe just... continue this next filler dice friends? Feels like you just got going
Juliamon: The convo we overheard implied she worked "on a mountain"
PMAvers: Seems like a good time to sit down and figure out the instructions for this section.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
ContingentCat: and you guys making fun of him made it great
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hatboozeparty: lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Thanks for the stream!
Juliamon: but that's still a huge leap to expect readers to make
laikagoat: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Niahlah: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lirazel64: @tacitusvigil No. it's from 1988, and ST:NG ended earlier.
saucemaster5000: cheers folks, have a lovely evening
noisyblizzard: seabatSEAL <3
DeM0nFiRe: lrrHEART
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
elkae: thank for strim
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Adam, Paul and Beej! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: Thank You.
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Fanklok: These are now my favorite flavor of dice friends
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Thanks for doing this
lirazel64: lrrADAM lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
fcloud: ST:TNG was 90s, yes?
TacitusVigil: @lirazel64 That's right around when it started.
PharaohBender27: @lirazel64 I think you mean started? But Riker was cleanshaven for the first two seasons
djalternative: thicc dice
BusTed: Have a good one, all.
ContingentCat: I'm sure you can get larger than normal dice
elkae: o7
corefluxx: Cheer100
LordZarano: giant percentiles
DiscordianTokkan: Hi YouTube! Bye YouTube!
Lithobraker: Adam being a pro
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Fanboy_of_Bolas: good job
fcloud: gotta perform the "youtube chop"
Suffix: seabatPjorg
Suffix: Adam a Pro.
elkae: seabatBRAIN
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TacitusVigil: LRL music?
xantos69: cheer500 Thanks so very much for this amazing stream! More stuff like this!
lirazel64: @fcloud Hmm. I remember watching TNG in 1981-2
Mortimew: katesPride
Snowcookies: so many subs
fcloud: mmm. i can google but i'm pretty sure
PharaohBender27: katesLol
ICitizenErasedI: i should grow a beard ... and fuck modok
lirazel64: But I'm old. I may dismember
fcloud: Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG) is an American science fiction television series created by Gene Roddenberry. It originally aired from September 28, 1987, to May 23, 1994
A_Dub888: What we're saying is you look like the offspring of MODOK and Rip Torn
lirazel64: Bad brain, then.
Juliamon: It was the 80s that's close enough
lirazel64: Sorry.
Moonspeak721: i think it could work with a book if they made the intro feel less like aimless wandering
Niahlah: da bits!
A_Dub888: !findquote bits
LRRbot: Quote #7359: "I pictured this bit going quicker, and also better." —Beej [2020-11-18]
RandomTrivia: I'll put this here once more, just in case Adam wants to see it. Ask and ye shall receive lrrHEART
Drasvin: !findquote bond
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
lirazel64: You know there's sexist smooches at the end.
Electrodyne: Gnomes 100?
HundreydAundre: Aww, node! All the RoadQuest bottles begon'd!
Niahlah: what about all the deaths?!?
Niahlah: they are priceless
Gildan_Bladeborn: That one is... it's a hell of a thing.
saucemaster5000: still one of the funniest streams
Gildan_Bladeborn: It makes ALLLLLL the sense.
Electrodyne: BeejDrop
ICitizenErasedI: but how does beejendice work?
TacitusVigil: Adam needs some of Jacob's Goo
Snowcookies: Yay Mining
Lord_ZYRK: LRR doesn't have a Raiders-style warehouse to keep merch in? 🤔
djalternative: On DLC
elkae: Plz take care of voice
Juliamon: They're in the DLC
jjcard: they are already on the DLC for Control
Niahlah: the BeejDrop was really surprising tonight
Electrodyne: FREEDOM
A_Dub888: Resident Evil: Man Fellating Giraffe
fcloud: "man fellating a giraffe"
PMAvers: Give it time.
Gildan_Bladeborn: The BEGINNING is the false sense of security that lures you in Adam. It gets... well you'll see.
HundreydAundre: Oh, faeriemound is the one where you tele-trolled back to the troll hole, right!?
Mr_Horrible: you two make a good Laurel and Hardy
EvilBadman: may 7
corianderd: We're trying to get cat ears
Gildan_Bladeborn: The cathedral you're heading towards starts a downward spiral of nonsense that just never stops.
RandomTrivia: They're seeking cat ears
LordZarano: VIIIage
ContingentCat: they need to find the cat ears before finishing it
Niahlah: your literally Fry from Futurama
Mr_Horrible: Boy, do I! PogChamp
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inconsideratehat: Wooo, 17 months!
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fcloud: it's getting weirder and it's not done going in that direction
thraximore: Beej LUL
Mr_Horrible: I assume it's 2001 reference?
Oliin: The voice of his character isn't played by del Toro and it messes me up every time I hear him talk.
RandomTrivia: Why? Because Kojima! benginLol
DeM0nFiRe: lmao I missed that
Mr_Horrible: GDT being inconspicuous is adorable
fcloud: to try to sell it
fcloud: it's terrible and amazing
ContingentCat: Not yet Adam
ICitizenErasedI: the pizza quest chain is good
Gildan_Bladeborn: Mads Mikkelsen DID break the 4th wall to directly wish Paul a happy birthday (on the day Paul told the game was his birthday).
mitomanox: lrrPAUL lrrHEART
fcloud: spoilers: this game ends about 500 times
RandomTrivia: Yes Adam, that is a PERFECTLY normal reaction to that :D
Niahlah: lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrADAM
Gildan_Bladeborn: That will start crying, and need to be soothed.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or just start laughing sometimes.
ContingentCat: Just a hiking game would be fun
thraximore: That would be SICK
thraximore: no Adam, please 0_0
saucemaster5000: oooh paul just pitched the best game ever
HundreydAundre: I'm convinced that the car Paul drives in the game is a 'Thanos Car' & Paul made it himself, & that is canon as far as I'm aware of.
xantos69: It turns out that delivery games are just fun and interesting. Who remembers Crazy Taxi?
corianderd: The CUT
Niahlah: WOOO.. #sponsored
electra310: LRR Slumber party games
Niahlah: awesome :D
DarkMorford: Dammit, Liz!
LordZarano: Truth or Dare but no dares just truths
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, y'all!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Mattmitchell45: Night everyone
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream! lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: lrrHEART
elkae: byeeeeeeeee
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
laikagoat: fionaGoat lrrHEART
Snowcookies: Night knight
ContingentCat: g'night Paul, Beej, and Adam lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: No Wyrmwood?
firekiwi22: Good night
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Good night
HundreydAundre: B-bu-B Y K E S.
Electrodyne: Secret Paul Message time
Electrodyne: I enjoyed Wheeler's Secret Paul Message last night
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> This Wednesday join the crew for a little look see at TBH, The Game of Honest Answers to Outrageous Questions. Tune in at 5:00PM Pacific, and in the meantime check out the Kickstarter page! #Sponsored ||
Snowcookies: ooh
Electrodyne: one of these months I'm gonna resub during Secret Paul Message
HundreydAundre: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
LordZarano: lrrARROW_HF lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS
TheMerricat: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Snowcookies: Night Paul
PharaohBender27: katesLol
Aenir798: LUL
TheAinMAP: Good night Paul.
DaSunao: lrrGREED
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrPAUL lrrHEART
FenrisSchafer: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrPAUL
RandomTrivia: LUL
ContingentCat: g'night Paul
Snowcookies: lol
Electrodyne: lrrDOTS FBtouchdown lrrARROW
YeetTheRich_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: Good night Paul. lrrPAUL jlrrTenner
DiscordianTokkan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are playing Modded Minecraft! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:38 from now).