corianderd: Heads up y'all. We're running a little behind today so stream may be late
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (3s ago).
beowuuf: no problem :)
Juliamon: No worries!
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beowuuf: I hope lrr crew realise that the automatic 'next' bang on the dot iof stream time sn't about 'why aren't they streaming yet' but about 'can you get the 0s next' :D
RandomTrivia: ^^
RandomTrivia: What we're trying to do is not be sergeOffByOne
beowuuf: which i might have got if I hadn't accidentally typed /!next somehow and had to delete the / :p
beowuuf: I mean following on from a serge stream, that is tough to shake
corianderd: I'm always impressed when someone hits the 0. I always try to do that when I'm launching the stream
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corianderd: I also try to hit the 0 on the Going Online -> Intro
beowuuf: it's the little things you can take pleasure in, like seeing someone get a perfect next sergeJustRight or noticing the stream started right on minute :D
beowuuf: hah, cool, though chat also likes being able to throw up the lrrFINE etc when there's the buffer text :D
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cameron and Cori continue their search for cat ears in Control on this week's Talking Simulator! | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/E0AfyuyVcAA90IC.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1387143647016062980
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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beowuuf: reject blackrock, acquire legacy cat ears
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RandomTrivia: lrrSIGNAL !
Gizmoloid: lrrHEART lrrHEART_HF
offbeatwitch: sorry what does that tweet mean
offbeatwitch: are we searching for cat ears
beowuuf: if you do a cool fun easter egg in the control DLC you can acquire cat ears
beowuuf: there are a set of black box shapes you get from various levels of the foundation area that, if you put then in a grid at the bottom in the spaces with cat prints. At least, that's my understanding
BytesAndCoffee: @inconsideratehat thanks for the gift sub!
corianderd: There's like 5 hidden cats that you have to find
corianderd: One of them is the grid
beowuuf: aaaaah, so it's even more convoluted? lol
ContingentCat: 100% worth it to see the cat ears
RandomTrivia: I'm way more excited than I probably should be to see Jesse in cat ears
beowuuf: So clearly do DLC this week, next week is just jesse standing in cat ears the whole time while cori and cameron discuss control as audio only? :p
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RandomTrivia: Smooth :D
enfys_book: Party500 So excited I can finally tune in to watch this stream live!
offbeatwitch: hi cam
beowuuf: hey cameron! and officially hello cori :D
floydexe: hello!!
ContingentCat: Hi Cam
corianderd: ;)
enfys_book: CamNoms
RandomTrivia: LUL Oops
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Amentur: Greetings to the Cameron
TehAmelie: hello island friends
iris_of_ether: benginHi unarmeHeart tiltyhYAS
RandomTrivia: Nobody saw that
beowuuf: h i l i g h t r e e l
RandomTrivia: benginHi sergeHi
Eramis8: Hi Cameron and Cori!
ContingentCat: Hi Cori
beowuuf: down with the drinkness
kusinohki: Ooga chaka?
RandomTrivia: "When two pieces of software love each other very much..."
RandomTrivia: lrrBEEJ
NotCainNorAbel: built by professionals
Tangsm: Streaming alchemy.
beowuuf: we need a laughter track :p
GamesAndInk: Yeaaap -.-;
ContingentCat: yeaaah
beowuuf: oh no
ContingentCat: it's annoying going into one of those places for an interview and being like 'one of these things is not like the others"
djalternative: yes actually
juneblue58: Nope, my workplace is actually a really diverse space.
djalternative: Food service is really accomidating to preforming artists
kusinohki: lunch time doubly so
GamesAndInk: I prefer "20 to 30 too much video game", I love the idea of Video Game as a unit of measure.
offbeatwitch: this game LOOKS lovely, it's got a GREAT aesthetic, and the gameplay ends up being really repetitive
beowuuf: side quests here you talk to plants :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh yeah, if you go back and read all the book club messages, you notice, they all died the same way as they describe the book
GamesAndInk: This game reminds me of Bioshock's ending, where there's suddenly a generic boss fight that nobody wants or enjoys. Except stretch that across an entire game.
beowuuf: the delayed gratification and perfect timing of the shawshank redemption comment
beowuuf: is that the new star wars character?
Mushbie: Ludo narrative disco biscuits
RandomTrivia: LUL
TehAmelie: nudolariating dissonance: when a rodeo clown streaks
GamesAndInk: All it would've taken is for them to say somewhere that the Hiss is rebuilding the bodies you evaporate, keeping the people you kill eternally trapped in a cycle of insanity and death. That would both ease the dissonance AND make the enemy so much more terrifying
InkyGhoast: i have news about whoopsing into cat ears
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I would
jonnykefka: oh this bit. The Foundation.
ContingentCat: just look at that suit, and the serious bun
Alephred: Nudo-larrative: lewd-o narrative.
beowuuf: only in my dreams :(
TehAmelie: i would follow her anywhere as long as the people in front of her keep getting fused into concrete at high velocity
jonnykefka: Having seen what happens to many of the NPC schlubs that you run into when you have to flight architecture at the Hiss, I would at least request a hard-hat first
InkyGhoast: Jesse can also shoot you and hack your brain
BytesAndCoffee: now im trying to imagine Cam being the director of the FBC
djalternative: Cam didn't set his weapon forms before getting into combat
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, the Hiss have no hait
Tangsm: Jesse probably stores every important cooking utensil in the kitchen in the upper cabinets and just makes it impossible for anyone else to use it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: *hair
Laserbeaks_Fury: All hair must be eaten
samwonk: It's just a midlife crisis thing. Buy a motorcycle, shave your head, try getting infected by the Hiss...
TehAmelie: did you see Awkward Zombie did a comic about Control? what synchronicity
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's part of the Hiss chant
nyperold: More diversity in the Hiss workplace, place.
nyperold: *please
TehAmelie: the second last one, last i checked
juneblue58: Turns out humans are not very aerodynamic. :P
BytesAndCoffee: i mean, she JUST LEARNED how to fly less than 24h ago
TehAmelie: oh my
nyperold: Maybe the Hiss employer should hire some interpretive dancers.
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Control) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (21m ago).
beowuuf: thanks themerricat. also hey themerricat!
TehAmelie: sweet, someone faster than me
TheMerricat: hey @beowuuf :)
MyOnlyAliasIsTaken: You don't have to fire people for making a dead-pool if they all died by the time you found out about it!
OmnipotentTrevor: So Cam since you're the person who got me into XCOM I've got to know, what do you think of Chimera Squad? I've been thinking back on that game lately
nyperold: Wow, made it without even going perpendicular to the edges.
niccus: Low upkeep! wait
TehAmelie: nyah, not paying attention is how you get magebombed
TehAmelie with the hot Warcraft 2 jokes
kusinohki: had a group of 9 units, one of which was a demolition unit. came across a lone enemy and thoughtlessly right clicked them... bye bye units
Laserbeaks_Fury: I still have no idea what those explody things are
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like, are gas spectrometers volitile
nullvoid8: hi all
RandomTrivia: "My hammer, I believe in" Are they ALL Graham's character from that Crapshot? :D
TehAmelie: mind technically controlled
ContingentCat: that's one way to do it
nullvoid8: yes, you controlled the velocity
Jay_Blanc: Owwweeeewooo!
PendelSteven: 'Ello, this channel appeared as the first channel in my "channels that we think that you like tit"
TehAmelie: it's not that different from how physically violent the mind control seems
PendelSteven: Oops... I meant it.
niccus: that's just pressure i think
RandomTrivia: Yikes, don't like that
ContingentCat: wow that sounds messy
nullvoid8: ooh I don't want to remember that exists Cori
wolvsbane: Ah good old pillar humping.
iris_of_ether: seabatYIKES
PendelSteven: Go figure, last night I got some random emotes since I've got too much channel points
nullvoid8: "sausage meat"
TehAmelie: or the poor crabs that manage to chop their way into underwater pipelines
niccus: pillar humping is a proud tradition since the old days of nethack and hack
offbeatwitch: modern TPS design
Darleysam: or you run backwards forever kiting a train of enemies who just run at your forever
TehAmelie: who put the red sand here?
InkyGhoast: is that dr darling's sand? DO NOT TOUCH HIS SAND
TheAinMAP: benginRip
wolvsbane: wow
beowuuf: we just said we enjoyed you, please stahp being tsundere
Alahmnat: I ended up applying damage reduction in the options because I got sick of getting downed by adds
nyperold: Con...trolling you?
TehAmelie: assuming direct control, maybe even
OmnipotentTrevor: Skipping sections is a form of gaming, if many speed run marathons have taught me anything
InkyGhoast: but what if we miss a kitty
beowuuf: can we just change some of the options to fun?
nullvoid8: is there anymore up to the spawn tower?
ContingentCat: "what if there's a cat" is a great reason to keep doing something
iris_of_ether: unarmeClick unarmeClick unarmeClick
beowuuf: game of skill no luck involved may the best telekenesist win
TehAmelie: hmm is the red sand corrosive to astral plane?
kdefinition: i would skip leg life
TehAmelie: i'd pretend to walk to fit in with people on the street
gibbousm: depends, how much effort is it to fly?
TemporallyAwry: Maybe on a beach? Sand or water would be nice.
juneblue58: Yes. I've waited a long time to have these hips, I am *not* gonna stop using them. :P
beowuuf: tell that to batman
nullvoid8: ok batman
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Alahmnat: it can kind of buy you most of the other ones...
nyperold: Hmm.
gibbousm: mine is omnilinguism
kusinohki: most amazing super bat
KeytarCat: Damn, Cam
nullvoid8: ffs beowuuf, we need to start organising who gets to say the thoughts
ContingentCat: Also Iron Man
beowuuf: lol, tell you what, you have the rest of this week, if I can get the weekend :)
juneblue58: His superpower is not needing to sleep, given his apparent daily routine.
PendelSteven: That's poetic
TehAmelie: Most Excellent Superbat is so rich he has a power suit made out of condensed monetary energy, totally superpower
nyperold: I guess part of it's knowing how to use it?
couldntpickausername: batman: genius, playboy, billionaire philanpthropist
gibbousm: you just need to keep heading UP
PendelSteven: My brother and me just watched the Loading Ready Live
Spluuga: is energi when you apply voltage to a corgi? asking for a friend..
nyperold: Like, how he has a plan in case a situation arises in which he has to defeat his allies.
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Take heed of those octopus-headed guards.
PendelSteven: Sound advice
TehAmelie: if mind flayers show up Jessie better be like "i quit"
nyperold: You don't do that with money alone; you do that by figuring out what to do and preparing in case you have to do it.
iris_of_ether: Poetry deep(?) cut
kusinohki: would it work if enemies didn't respawn? clear out an area and you never have to worry about it again??
TehAmelie: the dashing power is possible to miss, right? that would make this miserable
gibbousm: I think The Board made the pillars so, you know. Screw the Board and their pillars!
InquisitorGaia: ya im not sure i can believe this many prior people worked at the oldest house
nullvoid8: yeah, the pony is optional
ContingentCat: what is the void but.
Manae: Just going in to the void
juneblue58: There's an infinite void right there. XD
Tangsm: You just pee off the side.
Karfsma778: just go over the edge
Juliamon: Piss into the void
OldManJohnsonMB: I mean, you could just make do
kusinohki: one of the bathrooms got sent to the astral plane...
gibbousm: eh, its a timeless place. Do you even need to poop?
kat2kool: these people need a union
OldManJohnsonMB: #2s are much more risky
TehAmelie: don't poop into the void, Dresden Codak had a whole comic about this
Karfsma778: right into the infinite whiteness
PendelSteven: I'm not sure what I'm watching anymore
Rhynerd: They found where the piss goes.
Telarra_: boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that's why I poop, into the eternal void of spacetime
Tangsm: Just watched their toilet paper go over the edge, and went after it.
PendelSteven: This makes as much sense as the choose your own adventure book of yesterday
TehAmelie: did we hit the glass ceiling?
kusinohki: more uppies!
PendelSteven: Actually, scrap that
PendelSteven: This makes less sense
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djalternative: that one smack dab between the two towers is where you're supposed to be I think
PendelSteven: Welcome raiders
Rhynerd: Hi raiders!
outoflivesnetwork: Hey hey!
RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding friends! lrrHEART
beowuuf: control is a game where you are the head of a federal bureau of weird stuff. We're currently in the astral plane trying to fix things
beowuuf: hey raiders
PendelSteven: If you're wondering what this is? So are we. Or at least I.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think theres a spot to put gold cubes into recepticles
TehAmelie: "me am play gods!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: in the last area
Juliamon: PendelSteven It's the astral plane
Rhynerd: What would happen if you held X on that one lonely block with red sand on it
outoflivesnetwork: We love control so super curious as to where Cameron is
PendelSteven: And everyone's been to an astral plane once before in their lives....
Too_Many_Knives: Dynamite
nullvoid8: to throw herself into the nearest void?
Darleysam: warlock jump feels
nullvoid8: you're a warlock main right Cam?
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orellien2773: The puzzles in this DLC were... fun, yeah...
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PendelSteven: Is there electricy in this zone? How does the sewage work?
beowuuf: to be fair this is the dlc after the main game, so you've missed a lot of explanation of all this :)
PendelSteven: I figure you have no reception on your smartphone
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s a control point?
outoflivesnetwork: The foundation was a fun addition
PendelSteven: Oh, this makes more sense
djalternative: We also have a task in Canyon Rim
nullvoid8: getting upgrades I think
djalternative: which is what that place was
nullvoid8: and it's a long way to get to the actual target iirc
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PendelSteven: Oh, yeah, what I found funny? I said that Kath's Blanchett looked like her mom from the 70's
beowuuf: cori chose violence darn cam go there first
darkora: can we choose violins instead?
kdefinition: reach heaven through violence
TehAmelie: reach control through violence
PendelSteven: Then my brother reminded she drew her as in Thor. Which makes sense hairstylewise
nullvoid8: I feel like if you smash through the annoying fight, a new path opens up from the platform
djalternative: choose violas
PendelSteven: Some character traits stem from an era but remain
PendelSteven: Take Tony Stark's moustache and such
Foxmar320: As much as I love this game I will agree that Control has Control problems
TehAmelie: can you imagine how much it would hurt to bump your head into all those stalactites as you try to rush through the cave before you fall down?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So if every Hiss we fight was a person at the FBC, how big is this operation?
TehAmelie: why eight? did they want to drive people mad looking for a ninth cat?
gibbousm: you'll have to watch guides your reward is cosmetics and an achievement
PendelSteven: I don't get the game. I might have been brought up on Japanese games.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: You def got to shoot it
kusinohki: try shot gun mode??
PendelSteven: Well thanks for subscribing!
Laserbeaks_Fury: huh weird, that should be how you do ti
djalternative: Why though? That's def correct
Unas84: no, you'll know when you'll be ablee to interact with those
EvilBadman: those floor chests are finicky
EvilBadman: try from behind
Unas84: oh wait, you do have the thing, weird
Too_Many_Knives: Astral Spike
PendelSteven: I like to say I'm a colour chatter, but this game lacks lots of colour?
beowuuf: we're doing an easter egg mini quest so not even really following the main question fully right now, so it's extra confusing.
Unas84: always making a mess wherever they go
Unas84: we haven't done the Alan Wake part yet, have we?
iris_of_ether: Ole!
TheMerricat: chat, for just $3,600 we could get Paul this creepy statue of Mads from Death Stranding.... https://www.prime1studio.com/ds-clifford-unger-black-label-hdmmblds-02.html
Papperslappen: porous orb or porb for short
Rhynerd: It may or may not also be expelling something?
PendelSteven: Somehow I still use that as a chant for the national team of the Netherlands @iris_of_ether
Rhynerd: It seemed as if the holes were for expelling gasses.
spethycakes: @Papperslappen orrr porous orb thing = porg?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohhhh thats what this puzzle was
beowuuf: creep at half the price themerricat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I spent forever trying to find cubes to fill all the spaces
iris_of_ether: @themerricat lrrHERE seabatYIKES
Laserbeaks_Fury: Some cubes will be in adjacent ares
PendelSteven: Oh yeah. It's King's Day. I'm wearing an orange shirt.
Laserbeaks_Fury: plus, there was one already there that might noty be on a correct spot
PendelSteven: Usually
kusinohki: 1+2+2+1
PendelSteven: but in decimal system 3+1 = 4
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just be careful, if you go too far the room will reset
Kaorti: time delay bites again
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you go to another area
Kaorti: The guide I used for this says that the cube locations *can* reset if you go too far.
Kaorti: They never reset for me though
Laserbeaks_Fury: If I recall theres 2 up on the bridge
LordZarano: I wonder if anyone has ever completed this without a guide
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kaorti: wow
kdefinition: Gamer!
PendelSteven: Oh!
kusinohki: actively gaming!
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
Kaorti: the risky plays!
Piratical_tendancies: Score!
jonnykefka: where's that touchdown emote
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Too_Many_Knives: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
beowuuf: popping. off
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: look out, we got a gamer here
Rhynerd: FBtouchdown
Orgmastron: FBtouchdown
EvilBadman: This gamer is in CONTROL
nyperold: Memories of that one room in Portal 2.
Tangsm: To vent frustration in a puzzle area.
Too_Many_Knives: They're there to bait enemies onto
kusinohki: kite enemies on to them?
Kaorti: Just got here, did they get any from the upper level yet? beyond that one?
PendelSteven: in quaternary 3 + 1 = 10
TehAmelie: i like them more than the infinite surveillance cameras back in the house
beowuuf: not "what am i playing?" but "what am I playing for?"
PendelSteven: hence I said usually 3+1 = 4
mr_void_dragon: COOB?
Rhynerd: braven10PRISM
beowuuf: :D
kat2kool: braven10PRISM
mr_void_dragon: COOB IS LIFE
PendelSteven: most people know binary, many knox hexidecimal, but we often forget there are other base number systems :)
Juliamon: PendelSteven I'm not sure what this has to do with the game right now?
PendelSteven: Ok, sorry
mr_void_dragon: the box was cube shaped...COINCIDENCE?
Darleysam: ah the old "I've been lost so long I stay finding secrets" moment
Darleysam: *start
kusinohki: ewww, I just stepped in some gameplay
mr_void_dragon: cheer100 go away gameplay. we need to get back to the CUBES
heyalexdaily: If it were me, I would simply not fight in the gladiator pit.
spritedragon_: Ugh gameplay lrrFRUMP
Dog_of_Myth: Enough
mr_void_dragon: @spritedragon_ yeah...we want our hot cube action
nullvoid8: at least one more
spritedragon_: C u b e
Too_Many_Knives: Time to make the screaming stop
Too_Many_Knives: Fantastic Canadian horror film
Too_Many_Knives: CUBE that is
Bunoc1: Cube is the building block.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Portal has conditioned me to love cube
mr_void_dragon: cheer100 I for one welcome our new cube overlords
Kaorti: not the cubes we're looking for
ContingentCat: braven10PRISM isn't it cude people are fans of?
e_bloc: cube was actually pretty decent
Kaorti: chat, what is the best polygon?
beowuuf: reminds me of the hammerlock's dlc in BL2, was really looking forward to hearing more from hammerlock, then spent most of the dlc missing the funny stuff being mob rushed :p thanks, gameplay
Laserbeaks_Fury: I always forget David Hewlett was in Cube
ContingentCat: and?
TheMerricat: they've made another Stand adaptation?
mr_void_dragon: BUT WAS THERE A CUBE?!!!!
kat2kool: how?
PendelSteven: nothing as null
Unas84: oh that's not what you want :s
ContingentCat: oh no
Papperslappen: r u kub?
nullvoid8: Cube? More like Kyubey /人◕‿‿◕人\
Unas84: speaking of feeling things, I'm watching The Terror and it is great!
Singenmeister: Has LRR ever played Qube2?. Seems like a solid choice for Play It Forward.
nyperold: Oh, hey, there's a Japanese remake of Cube scheduled to be released in October.
PendelSteven: 0 cubes is not nothing, technically
mr_void_dragon: @LoadingReadyRun cube is the new TEETH
beowuuf: the terror should be available soon or now in dvd in the uk, finally!
nullvoid8: we're up! we can reach all the bridges
PendelSteven: chasms
Dog_of_Myth: Chadsms
mr_void_dragon: aw...his expression is like a kicked puppy when he saw the cubes had reset...I just wanna hug him better
beowuuf: yes, and bought, thank you for the reminder :) I had the short cut ready to go and everything
Papperslappen: chas'em
TehAmelie: there's some kind of symmetry in a Japanese Cuberemake following the American Ring remake
spritedragon_: What made the Stand so bleh?
HundreydAundre: To Game Devs: In case of sequel, make bridges buildable
Kaorti: a skuwbe?
ContingentCat: like braven10PRISM ?
TehAmelie: squde cube
beowuuf: scube?
Too_Many_Knives: "Skewed Cube" -> Tool cover band?
TheAinMAP: Scoob?
Spluuga: skerb?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Skude
Papperslappen: squwb
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scewb
spritedragon_: Skewbe
PendelSteven: I vaguely remember that
Darleysam: skeweb
LordZarano: A Skewb is a variant Rubix cube
nullvoid8: oh look, it's the un flyable tunnel
beowuuf: vyr's wave at the shadow emissary's corpse gives me life
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
ContingentCat: HWAT
Too_Many_Knives: Just one of them
Alahmnat: roflmao
KV1NN4: XD
kat2kool: beg pardon
Kaorti: and now we all know that cori. thanks.
beowuuf: welp, game over boys
Rhynerd: I wonder if scube is friends with cude.
nullvoid8: wat?
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I have many opinions about Peeps.
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
richard_ermen: Whis is amazing considering that Londo has the worst of the fates someone can have in the entire story of B5
TheMerricat: lol
juneblue58: XD
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
nullvoid8: I repeat: wat?
PendelSteven: Izzet?
EvilBadman: and on that bombshell
richard_ermen: Poor Londo....all he did, he did for Centauri Prime.
Dog_of_Myth: Hello, Highlight Reel
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
storiers: Vir's ashamed explanation of Centauri physiology to Ivanova in a later episode is just the best
nyperold: Time to paws this quest.
beowuuf: yeah, londo and g'kar's story is sad. though hopeful in some ways. Yet sad.
Too_Many_Knives: Vir explaining Centuri physiology to Delenn was hilarious.
KV1NN4: @nullvoid8 One of the alien species in babylon 5 have multiple and prehensile penii that at leats one individual was depicted using to cheat at a card game
Too_Many_Knives: Or was it to Ivanova
Too_Many_Knives: Whatever, it was gold
TehAmelie: ah, dick imprinting, the single worst way to mark a deck of cards for everyone involved
niccus: here's some cursed skewubes https://www.mathartfun.com/thedicelab.com/SkewDice.html
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Dank memes can be beige.
PendelSteven: I mainly remember it was not Star Trek
LoadingReadyRun: bio break ~5mins
nullvoid8: @KV1NN4 thanks, I understand now. Also, wat.
PendelSteven: And yes, I agree with the spelling of wat
Zombeenie: Just got here - how long have we been in break?
PendelSteven: A minute or so
nullvoid8: only a minute
Zombeenie: roger that
Zombeenie: How y'all doing today?
corianderd: p goob
nullvoid8: Still reeling from the convo just before you got here
beowuuf: i really liked how the first two episodes had the total 'hero captain' thing, then in the third episode the chief of security takes the captain to task as is like 'dude, i've seen this before, you have a death wish, you need to not do that'. Fun little reversal and nice chatracter beat
Zombeenie: was it a doozy?
corianderd: just crackin out my recently acquired Babyloin 5 facts
nullvoid8: kat2kool's clip is relevent
Zombeenie: noice
ContingentCat: thanks I hate it
beowuuf: i had forgotten the card cheating. I was happy forgetting the card cheating :p
PendelSteven: I dunno, I was up late since full moon and then some sleep, then suddenly King's Day,
Zombeenie: He cheats with his WHAT? PLURAL???
kat2kool: I don't think that was a typo Cori
PendelSteven: maybe I should go to sleep
nullvoid8: so i watched Weathering with you before the stream
nullvoid8: (desperatly changing the subject)
Zombeenie: I think that woke me up more than the coffee I'm sipping
beowuuf: sergeHi good night if you are getting sleep
Zombeenie: Oo wheeler's playing right now
Zombeenie: I think I'll pop over until break's over
PendelSteven: yeah but then I'm up so early and I've got the day off tomorrow.... conundrum
TehAmelie: hey, it's a lot better than what i imagined which involved a verb version of a certain part of the penis that would be difficult to translate to english
PendelSteven: I thought we were trying to change the subject?
TehAmelie: ohmm oh here, a joke https://i.imgur.com/HaYHLPU.jpg
beowuuf: lol
nullvoid8: @LordZarano that's just a cube that rotates
PendelSteven: It's pronoucned wooster
ContingentCat: dang island rocks not giving me plain stone, maybe deciding to decorate with several stone arches isn't a good idea
PendelSteven: Maybe I spelled pronounced wrong because of it
Zombeenie: @PendelSteven changing the subject is like trying to stop thinking about the pink elephant
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2:17 from now).
nullvoid8: worcester
beowuuf: bester having the b5 link also works nicelu
TehAmelie: and now beestcher
PendelSteven: Well, you might know what is spelled wat in Dutch....
TehAmelie: or berstcher. berstchershire sauce
beowuuf: on average all uk place names are pronounced and spelled correctly, just someone dropped the tray and put everything back together a little off.... so some places get too many letters, and some not enough :p
PendelSteven: Which leads to a lot of not so hilarious jokes of Dutch people in Thailand
nyperold: Where's Jeevesshire?
nyperold: Or would it be Jeeveshire?
PendelSteven: Especially when we cry out "Wat?!?", Thai think "Temple?!?"
nullvoid8: they're all spelt correctly for when they were named, but that was a while ago, and the language has drifted just a touch.
Too_Many_Knives: And then there's Wales...
PendelSteven: For me there's people with Welsh names
PendelSteven: Found a new fancy track on beatport, wanna announce that on the radio....
PendelSteven: Ciaran... Hmm.
nullvoid8: how is "ff" pronounced in welsh?
PendelSteven: s, I think
nullvoid8: But what about the Author "Jasper Fforde"?
PendelSteven: I think that spells more or less "sword"
corianderd: this is skewb https://imgur.com/a/jRTqrml
PendelSteven: If I'm not mistaken old spellings of the word actually spelled sworde
nullvoid8: @corianderd .. it looks printed onto the desk
TehAmelie: huh, so if you saw a place called Ffirth in the US?
nullvoid8: I hate it
ContingentCat: that's a good desk object
beowuuf: wb
Luminaire_p: Hello!
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL
PendelSteven: In the US? Maybe on Newfoundland, although that was mostly named by Irish
nullvoid8: you had to void into the void
nullvoid8: they could have painted the shadow too
Laserbeaks_Fury: Had to Embrace the Void
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BlackIsis: Is that Coming of Shadows?
PendelSteven: I'm sure there is a mathmetical term for it
TehAmelie: the leaning cube of Babylon
Too_Many_Knives: wa
Luminaire_p: away
nullvoid8: lol
Spluuga: now to make a resin skewb..
PendelSteven: parallelopipidum?
optmisticnihilist: what if skewb was one of us?
Luminaire_p: I'd listen
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: Absolutely
Too_Many_Knives: I'd watch/listen to that
nullvoid8: aah, finally an excuse to watch babylon 5
DandyGeek: I've never watched B5 in its entirety
CaffeinatedLemur: I want to be subscribing to Bab5
Laserbeaks_Fury: Babble On 5
PendelSteven: Yes! I actually got that right
BlackIsis: I haven't watched B5 in ages
PendelSteven: It's a parallelopipidum, aka skube
BlackIsis: "These effects are bad"
Too_Many_Knives: Sinclair's actor had to leave the show for personal reasons
Luminaire_p: Replace one JMS with another JMS
TehAmelie: a common problem i've found in J Michael Straczinsky's writing, it has interesting stuff in it but. . .
BlackIsis: A lot of the stuff in the first season was a lot more interesting in retrospect
CaffeinatedLemur: sheradon is the one threatinging to nuke someone
CaffeinatedLemur: err switch that
nullvoid8: "interesting but..." is my exact reaction to Sense8
Kaorti: there is more cube on the upper level
adamjford: I fucked loved Sense8
PendelSteven: toasting videos since the 80s
storiers: Sheridan is the military tactician. Sinclair is the philosopher who really likes choosing violence
Kaorti: I dunno how much input from chat is welcome here
adamjford: too bad the end had to be so abbreviated
nullvoid8: don't get me wrong, it was great. But what was that second season?
Zhedor: thor.
Luminaire_p: I just appreciate that when J Michael Straczynski could have his character named JMS anymore he just replaced him with another JMS
adamjford: It's been long enough that I don't remember what happened in particular seasons lmao
nullvoid8: hohoho
kusinohki: are you worthy enough to hold a hammer though?
nullvoid8: dammit cori
ContingentCat: it's Hammer time
Kaorti: evil hammer doot doot dooo
CaffeinatedLemur: sinclair plays off that he blew up a ship with nukes.... to take out an other ship so beware, hes a crazy
Dog_of_Myth: Ex hammer
PendelSteven: Incidently it's an audiovideorecorder, since without audio you'd only have moving pictures
HundreydAundre: It.... fizzled?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Should have taken the hammer to The Nail
nyperold: Too late to hammer THIS morning, but evening's coming...
PendelSteven: Yeah. Sorry.
HundreydAundre: JUDGE!
BlackIsis: @CaffeinatedLemur That's Sheridan.
PendelSteven: (but it's true)
CaffeinatedLemur: BlackIsis oops you are right
HundreydAundre: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ContingentCat: lrrHORN
Kaorti: there should be one more up here
Kaorti: in one of these side caverns, near a control point
Kaorti: not this cavern
Kaorti: just off the main room
ltkAlpha: is this a dlc? don't remember this area
Juliamon: yes
nullvoid8: yes, the first DLC, Foundation
ltkAlpha: ty
nullvoid8: other things you may not remember, Cam has Triple Launch
Kaorti: right side of the cavern when facing the grid, broken bridge alcove
PendelSteven: Not all DLC is great
Kaorti: Trying to be more helpful than than "go left"
nullvoid8: (aren't there more cats to get?)
Too_Many_Knives: This is the most involved cat
PendelSteven: go left is pretty unhelpful if you can turn anyhow :D
Tangsm: They're still incoming. Just... further away.
Kaorti: it is one of the worst cats at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohhh the neko cats
Laserbeaks_Fury: now I know what you're talking about
PendelSteven: the cat cats?
ContingentCat: Cat ears are still closer than they were
Laserbeaks_Fury: The lucky cats
nyperold: The gato cats?
Laserbeaks_Fury: with the waving arms
Laserbeaks_Fury: I found some of them
kumatsu: a self-fulfilling cubacy
PendelSteven: maneki-nekos
PendelSteven: or yeah just: lucky cats
Too_Many_Knives: I think you bumped one
BusTed: Is this the Mega Man 3 password screen?
PendelSteven: see also: meowth
Edible_Enthusiasm: Kitty!
Kaorti: hurrah!
beowuuf: kitty!
Dog_of_Myth: Cat get
ContingentCat: lrrHORN CAT!
Juliamon: CAT GET
niccus: congratulations you're a cat now
gibbousm: KITTY GET!
PendelSteven: yay
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jonnykefka: that cat exploded
nyperold: Nah, that'd be red and blue spheres in a square of squares.
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate 2020Celebrate 2020Celebrate
Too_Many_Knives: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Stormthius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tangsm: One.
kat2kool: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Too_Many_Knives: That's the worst one
nullvoid8: lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
PendelSteven: okay?
nyperold: One cat meown.
Kaorti: That and the deep cave one are the bad ones
beowuuf: do the leaps get harder?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Some are just sitting around, some have weird puzzles
PendelSteven: Some they had enough time for to do stuff with, some they didn't
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad, a route for slaves escaping into Canada during the American Civil War?
Invitare: O R B
TheAinMAP: lrrCIRCLE vs. lrrCIRCLE
TehAmelie: something balls deep something
PendelSteven: hit with a sphere
ContingentCat: lrrCIRCLE ball fight!!
Critterbot: FailFish
kusinohki: but the sphere goes into the square hole...
Too_Many_Knives: Shotgun works well on the barriers
nightraven949: Please don't have ball on ball action its against TOS
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just like a Newton's cradle
Darleysam: the Hiss cheat at combat with their balls
Penguino_Rojo: woop! my Abby Howard Kickstarted books came in!
PendelSteven: The man with the hamer
PendelSteven: Congratulations @Penguino_Rojo
nyperold: There's a man with a gun out there?
oneiropticon: are hammer mans susceptible to take over?
nyperold: Telling me I've got to beware?
nullvoid8: pretty much none of the Foundation fights are fun :(
orellien2773: I really hate those baddies, they’re really good at Picking on you.
canahedo: I wouldn't try to kill them through the heal
Kaorti: cat remembers us.
PendelSteven: Happy wednesday
Kaorti: explosive spore orb
PMAvers: I mean, if Destiny has taught me anything, orbs are important.
Saulens181: so have we discussed if the cat ears are an OoP or can we only say once we get them first?
TehAmelie: they look like delicious mushrooms. i want to boil them in broth for five days
adamjford: Cameron.
adamjford: Not you too, Cori.
niccus: this place honks
PendelSteven: Today I was reminded yeast is related to mushrooms
Kaorti: why does everything keep happening all the time?
PendelSteven: bugsnax?
nullvoid8: no, no ground snacks!
PendelSteven: Smells like well tested DLC :)
DeM0nFiRe: Haha
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Zath_: Wow, found the fake gamer
PendelSteven: I dunno either, blue is perfectly fine
TehAmelie: we can say streaming with the difficulty on 50% puts you on the equivalent of 100%
PendelSteven: But then the industry suddenly though: nah, let's do purple instead
beowuuf: we have documetery evidence you took out esseJ like she was nothing, your cred is fine :p
PendelSteven: And I'm like: Temple?!?
nullvoid8: hammer, meet man
nullvoid8: by osmosis, do you mean Ian/Graham?
nyperold: I vaguely remember that show.
codyfoti1999: *looks at boardstate* that has reach?!
TehAmelie: hammerman, hammerman, pounds whatever a man with hammer can
thesurfaceofthemoon: They are apparently worthy?
PendelSteven: There is only one Mjolnir, the other is Stormbringer, if I'm not mistaken
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you can't stop now. You're 2 legit 2 quit
PendelSteven: Stormbreaker. Okay.
BlackIsis: It's a chicken boo
nyperold: So... the Virtual Boy?
nullvoid8: one hammer ,one flyboy, one heavy
comrade_kam: DOINK
SnackPak_: get domed
PendelSteven: Technically there have been eight magical hammers in the Marvel universe, not all of them survive today
Alahmnat: ahh, the low-health grab
nullvoid8: one thing?
PendelSteven: think of the magical hammers as legendary equipment :)
thesurfaceofthemoon: loo-deet-eh
PendelSteven: That's a quote out of context :)
PendelSteven: please don't delete our beloved mods
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would you kindly
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP don't delete me
ContingentCat: so dank
adi_pie: Delete all the bad mods. i.e me
nullvoid8: and your reward is cubes
PendelSteven: Oh wow
nullvoid8: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
nightraven949: What is this 2001 a space Odyssey
beowuuf: hey former, short time no see
ContingentCat: lrrCIRCLE ORB
nyperold: Someone's swearing up a storm.
Darleysam: repair the Traveller, Guardian
PendelSteven: I'd say that's more 1986, but ok
EvilBadman: Free the traveller, guardian
EvilBadman: Ayyyy darley
PMAvers: Bad things done with Concrete? Is this now Wolfenstein TNO?
niccus: if it's a sphere, it has to be specularly lit, very shiny, and floating above some water
Kaorti: too busy thinking if they could make curved surfaces to think if they should.
TehAmelie: is this the king of all the marbles?
Darleysam: haha nice one @evilbadman
BusTed: in 10 seconds while everybody watches
ContingentCat: different orb
xerjen: Well seasoned...
PendelSteven: turns out you can make a sphere very quickly
Kaorti: O R B ... or C U B E ? I'm confused
nullvoid8: and you shattered the mini nail
PendelSteven: Well, one is a game console, the other is not
adi_pie: Man, someone really turned up the bloom on Nessus
Kaorti: the bleeding is a metaphor. it is also bleeding.
EvilBadman: control point Astral Tower PE should put you near the other ritual point
EvilBadman: IIRC
PendelSteven: Hi person
Kaorti: I always felt guilty calling in rangers. They didn't deserve it.
EvilBadman: Also, friend straight ahead of us
nullvoid8: I think Pope should be hanging around here somewhere
PendelSteven: We're flying high....
codyfoti1999: and dropped so farrr
ReynardWrecca: Oh sweet, some Cam time. Exactly what I needed after today.
PendelSteven: Sorry, I listened to a lot of 90s music the other day
TehAmelie: HOW are you doing here
ContingentCat: um?
Invitare: she took the stairs
Alahmnat: Emily is magic
MortifiedPenguins: no wonder you two so much you haven't spent any point upgrading health
Tangsm: Turns out there's a service elevator
nightraven949: She took the elevator bro why did you take the long way
PendelSteven: Maybe it's an illusion
nyperold: NPC service entrance.
BlindProphet32: Control Points! Not just for super powers
gibbousm: Blame the Board
nullvoid8: you were here first cam, you've wandering for a while
ContingentCat: "oh you didn't know about that shortcut? sorry"
adi_pie: Through the power of Movie Magic
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Alan has left a few plot holes
MortifiedPenguins: Emily just knows that jesse needs her
nullvoid8: god her face animation is so bad
orellien2773: “...Emily, we might all die horribly here.” “Yes, I know, but it’s going to be so interesting when it happens!”
Tangsm: Her talking really pulls to her right.
The_Voices: her mouth looks odd...
nullvoid8: or maybe it's too good, and just sits smack bang in uncanny valley?
optmisticnihilist: Did Emily intern with Ahti?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's entirely possible the actress talks that way
PendelSteven: the noise gating....
PendelSteven: Oh nice
ContingentCat: oh cool
ReynardWrecca: It's stone cold.
comrade_kam: whats a stonefruit?
adamjford: Delicious!
PendelSteven: And think of this as a podcast
adamjford: Fruit that have a stone in the middle, like peaches, plums, etc
TehAmelie: fruits with a toy in the middle, but it's always a wooden ball
ContingentCat: @comrade_kam like peaches and plums, fruit with big seeds, or tones, in them
nullvoid8: <lock/nail>?
adamjford: Avocado lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: *stones
PendelSteven: as in many podcasts off-topic is on topic
ReynardWrecca: Man, I really wish I could get into coffee. Everyone gets so much from it.
nullvoid8: remember, there are no windows in the oldest house
xantos69: @TehAmelie Look I agree you are describing a thing...and you aren't wrong....but....I can't agree with you for some reason.
BlackIsis: Oh man. Now I want a funnel cake.
TehAmelie: :)
PendelSteven: I was gonna get into coldbrew this year, but well... Summer might be better for cold drinks anyhow
nullvoid8: anyone remember if the movie camera is in this dlc?
EvilBadman: It is
PendelSteven: Turns out I do like coffee beans
ContingentCat: oh god a beavertail would be so good
nullvoid8: sweet
PendelSteven: just not warm / hot coffee
oneiropticon: Is a beaver tail like an elephant ear?
PendelSteven: erm... no
PendelSteven: one is an ear, the other is a tail. Obv?
nullvoid8: I like how the gun shivers at idle
PendelSteven: Or was this an answer disguised as a question?
PendelSteven: Ah!
EvilBadman: Astral Tower PE should put you near the other ritual point or within sight of it.
PendelSteven: Excuse me for not knowing pastry from half the world away
ContingentCat: or nutella
bullseye3265: lemon IS nice
nullvoid8: google image tells me it looks like a flatbread
jonnykefka: EvilBadMan's got it, that'll get you to the next ritual site
Laserbeaks_Fury: You need the grow power
Laserbeaks_Fury: You will get both powers in the course o fthe story
nullvoid8: crystals on the wall cam, you can grow them
EvilBadman: Laser- shhh
nullvoid8: *if you had the power
TehAmelie: huh, maybe Team Fortress 2 should be in the Bureau archives. in the game files is a jpg of a coconut with a comment like "don't know who put this here but if you remove it the game doesn't run"
Rhynerd: I heard somewhere that the note is apocryphal but not the jpg
PendelSteven: primary name for an elephant ear turns out to be palmier - now I know that term
TehAmelie: pooey
Rhynerd: But hey, still has a load-bearing coconut jpg
nullvoid8: looking at the article, the image is referenced from a lot of particle code, so deleting it breaks a bunch of systems
TehAmelie: some creative code writing then
TehAmelie: that is in fact not writing but a picture
Rhynerd: I mean, a picture is worth a 1000 words
TehAmelie: as long as the compiler can read them
nullvoid8: referenced as a texture, so still an image
PendelSteven: I was still at the Pastry. Don't you have Canada's Bakeoff or American Bakeoff or such overthere?
TehAmelie: aloha
beowuuf: wb
PendelSteven: Alola
nullvoid8: as much as I hate that it's ours, It's "The Great British Bakeoff"
nullvoid8: unless you mean they have a spin off?
InkyGhoast: nya
jonnykefka: cat ears, obvs
juneblue58: Cat ears, how is that even a choice?
ContingentCat: windmill slam cat ears
InkyGhoast: in the square hole
Pseudonym_Ken: Have you seen the Board's hidden washroom?
LordAetros: this one is more of a rectangle IIRC
Kaorti: It's along the lower side of one of the big pillars IIRC
PendelSteven: @nullvoid8 at least it's named after the region in the original version
TehAmelie: a bathroom only partially intersecting with reality is the dream isn't it
Pseudonym_Ken: It's hanging off the side of one of these pillars
Kaorti: it's possible to cheese that cube though
LordAetros: pretty sure its to the side of where you find the cube
Pseudonym_Ken: Sorry I can't recall exactly where
jessieimproved: wut
Pseudonym_Ken: I think it is right of where you are
jessieimproved: my brain short circuits watching this stream sometimes
PendelSteven: I'm not even sure if we had a winner from Holland in our version
Pseudonym_Ken: That was useless
Kaorti: I *think* it might be that very large pillar in the distance
Pseudonym_Ken: of me
Anubis169 sneak-huggles everybody manLURK
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Resident Evil 6) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:23 from now).
Pseudonym_Ken: Okay, I think I have my bearings
Anubis169: Boxie noooooooooo!!
LordAetros: its to the left of where the cube is from this perspective I think
TehAmelie: would you like a million dollars if you had to carry it around with you in the shape of that gold cube?
Pseudonym_Ken: Where you pick that cube up. Pick it up and look left, bathroom is hanging off the righthand side of that platform.
Pseudonym_Ken: I think...
PendelSteven: This is why I like games with north, east, south and west
beowuuf: prizeon d'etre
Pseudonym_Ken: Yes!
Pseudonym_Ken: Bathroom
LordAetros: now go in the other stall!
TehAmelie: you could only spend it by whittling
PendelSteven: It's a loo
Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!
Juliamon: So, earlier problem solved
Kaorti: you can, there's loot
jonnykefka: you might have to airdash into it
LordAetros: you totally can
SnackPak_: game pls
Anubis169: good grief this looks like an obtuse puzzle
nullvoid8: you have to go higher so you have time to catch yourself
ContingentCat: this is the price for cat ears
Tangsm: Gameplay, pls. I am trying to easter egg.
nyperold: An obtuse puzzle to get acute pair of ears.
Anubis169: 🧻
nullvoid8: oh that's rude
Anubis169: lrrGARBO
jonnykefka: you tried to mantle on the floating toilet paper. That's...incredible
Laserbeaks_Fury: yOU GET TO THE BATHROOM IN ANOTHER PART OF THE fOUNDATION
Kaorti: you don't need to do anything more with that bathroom unless you want to open the chest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whoops
Anubis169: partial victory?
xantos69: Cheer50 Have some bits for the "load bearing TP joke"
Anubis169: oh... pants...
Laserbeaks_Fury: And you need the Grow ability to get to the bathroom
Anubis169: Turns out, this section is just toilets
Pseudonym_Ken: I absolutely got into it wihtout
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not here, there another Bathroom area
Anubis169: We got the toilet box!
Anubis169: socket wrench
ContingentCat: um?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clamp from the chest
Pseudonym_Ken: Part of the chest?
adamjford: is that un pipe?
EmpressReira: Pride100 Can't stay but hope you guys have a great stream, see you on the Vod! <3 <3
7gorobei: tp holder
Anubis169: it's a socket wrench for really stiff bowel movements
xantos69: Where I am from...they call that lever "the emergency flush"
Sogheim: I do enjoy the abyss...
Kaorti: not even outside, exposed before the whole of the collective unconscious!
Laserbeaks_Fury: talking about Voiding your bowels
BlackIsis: I think I would have a hard time peeing while contemplating the endless abyss.
beowuuf: holy shit handle
Juliamon: When you gotta full-body clenc
Juliamon: *clench
TehAmelie: when you poop into the abyss. . .
Anubis169: Batter up!
Alahmnat: Cam. Cam pls.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Pseudonym_Ken: Hahaahaaaaa
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie the abyss poops into you??
korvys: Do you think the game is saying something with travelling a long risky distance, to *just* manage to reach the safety of a toilet?
CaptainSwing: When you gotta export some serious cargo
TehAmelie: that's how it usually works
kusinohki: now I'm wondering.... which has more euphemisms? sex or poop?
Rhynerd: @keytarcat that’s when you really know somebody’s full of shit.
PendelSteven: I spotted a night flight to the north east outside...
BusTed: WutFace
Alahmnat: flared base
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, like when no one's cleaned out the soft serve nozzle in like months
I_Am_Clockwork: When you gotta forge Glamdring the Foehammer
Anubis169: i've heard people poop that sound like flutes before...
Sogheim: gosh, this is gonna be the next highlight reel. poop tapers.
PendelSteven: in these times? cargo for Reykjavik, I imagine
Rhynerd: Welcome to the Astral Plane. Poops today.
EvilBadman: Tower PE
niccus: dropping a Board
nullvoid8: wait, I missed something <glorious/terrible> while editing that clip
PendelSteven: (north west sorry)
Saulens181: So what's the deal with this Grow ability, is it like choose one of two?
EvilBadman: Yeah, they had to choose one
kusinohki: the "wiggins BotW strategy"?
Anubis169: I've always wondered the amount of forces involved behind getting hit with a telekinetically thrown boulder...
PendelSteven: sigh
nullvoid8: by the time it hits you, it's a just a moving boulder
nyperold: Not load-chairing.
Anubis169: smokeMETAL
kusinohki: maybe it's an astral chair?
PendelSteven: For a game called Control./...
PendelSteven: I might need a new keyboard sheesh
Pseudonym_Ken: I tred this the other day. Nothing seems to be able to hold Jessi if you can launch it
adi_pie: Chat would never
EvilBadman: I did not lie. Look down to left from the point up here. :P
Anubis169: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Anubis169: ^
PendelSteven: Chat is at the worst mostly half right
djalternative: we're onto the middle platform between the two towers
EvilBadman: Or actually straight ahead
jonnykefka: Did we ever clear that center area?
EvilBadman: Sorry
EvilBadman: THERE
PendelSteven: Chat is at the best mostly half wrong
EvilBadman: That platform has the monolith
Kaorti: oh yeah, that central rectangle area has more stuff
jonnykefka: That big white tablet on the big island in the center looks extremely promising
djalternative: kill things there
TehAmelie: i prefer to think we're almost usually right
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah theres a monolith htere
EvilBadman: Sorry <3
Anubis169: time to go there and potentially not die more
PendelSteven: something with a glass, ey @TehAmelie
Anubis169: it's feasible!
Anubis169: 🐍
PendelSteven: I also love the loadscreens of this... Not!
PendelSteven: Party time! Excellent!
nullvoid8: try the Nier Replicant remaster, load screens every 5 seconds
PendelSteven: Oh no! He's approacing... And he comes closer!
Anubis169: wtf?
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Man Group
codyfoti1999: This is just mario in 3d and with a gun
Anubis169: they went 'away'
Anubis169: which is a good direction
PendelSteven: They fell
Pseudonym_Ken: I hated this fight
PendelSteven: Oh dear
jonnykefka: they just teleport in general. It's extremely annoying
nullvoid8: hammer men suck out loud
Pseudonym_Ken: Because if you drop them fromt he breakable crystals they stay dead, but anywhere else, nope
EvilBadman: I _hate_ the hiss sharpened.
PendelSteven: I didn't catch that, thank you
Rhynerd: Ah, bookends
Anubis169: jebus they hit like a train
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh and they dodge fun times
jonnykefka: this is legitimately the bossfight needed to proceed forward, and.... yeah, it's a mean one
Pseudonym_Ken: I found that the "Shatter" shotgun weapon was the only way I could reliably hit hammer guys
Alahmnat: I promise we won't judge you if you give yourself some damage reduction
PendelSteven: Hmm. Learning.
Creideiki_SE: @Pseudonym_Ken I preferred the grenade launcher. That way, "close" counts.
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
whales9001: all the enemies are just dodge gods
InkyGhoast: this is reminding me of the Tommassi fight, just a bunch of unfair bullshit
Anubis169: that looks like plain reading inputs
nullvoid8: mm, might be time for new gun morphs
Pseudonym_Ken: @Pseudonym_Ken Yeah, but the splash damage hurts you too and they get so close
I_Am_Clockwork: Grabbing low health enemies seems to finish them off. That’s something I didn’t know
PendelSteven: temple indeed
Anubis169: To the moon!
nullvoid8: either that, or lure them to the breakable platforms?
TehAmelie: one thing that means nothing at all in this game but that i'd like to see more in other games is the charge gun that you can charge until it fires by itself for maximum damage
Rhynerd: Who taught the flyers how to dive kick?
PendelSteven: just one more thing about Angkor Wat: if you know French and Dutch it sounds like "again what?"
Darleysam: I wish our dive attack was as effective as theirs, and not just a handy way to drain all your energy whilst serving yourself up to an intact enemy
Anubis169: is it over?
PendelSteven: Yay!
Kaorti: relief
Pseudonym_Ken: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: We did it, and it only took the entire stream!
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Piratical_tendancies: lrrGOAT
Pseudonym_Ken: It sure isn't!
nullvoid8: yay no more gameplay
juneblue58: Tedium =/= difficulty.
Sogheim: it's too hard to make them smarter, so they make them beefier
PendelSteven: Orb!
Pseudonym_Ken: Making enemies hit harder and absorb more damage is not a puzzle where I, the player, get to feel smart
juneblue58: I kinda feel like I'd rather have no opponents than bullet sponges.
MortifiedPenguins: I like to say that the gameplay part of this game is almost always the worst bit
PendelSteven: Oh boy
Pseudonym_Ken: Grenade launcher will make it go away
GamesAndInk: Isn't there supposed to be a thing in video game design where the first shot from an enemy/attacks from enemies off screen are nerfed so that you, the player, don't die randomly? I feel like this game missed that
SnackPak_: let's time keep freeing the orb
PendelSteven: Party time! Excellent! Not!
Vyous: I think that's kinda the story of control. It's a game that could have been better with less gameplay
Tangsm: See, this is why we hate spheres.
EvilBadman: The hiss sharpened are made to very rudely counter all of your stuff. They melee at incredible speed and throw when you levitate. It's frustrating solo and then they show up in those group fights
MortifiedPenguins: control walking sim when!
Tangsm: You don't see any cubes pulling this crap.
nyperold: Reminds me of freeing the HighTop in Star Fox Adventures.
MortifiedPenguins: Cam/Cori are going to hate the boss at the end of this
PendelSteven: much sigh
beowuuf: are we supposed to start shooting the board or something
Juliamon: This is some bullshit regen
TehAmelie: but Remedy has their reputation as makers of cruel games for badasses
DeM0nFiRe: There's literally no reason for there to be a time limit on this
nullvoid8: I think you can see everything from the pillars behind the sphere
hexy_lexy: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved!
InkyGhoast: can we need use telekinesis here?
TehAmelie: challenging, i mean
codyfoti1999: Bruh
beowuuf: lrrHEART
MortifiedPenguins: @TehAmelie do they really? between max payne and alan wake and that other game they made and no played they're not "hard"
EvilBadman: @InkyGhoast Only the gun destroys
InkyGhoast: ah
nullvoid8: wait for it all to reset, your timing is all off now
PMAvers: I mean, it could be worse. It could be Hasbro/Wizards getting into selling NFT's.
xantos69: Is there a way to halt them from regrowing? I mean there has to be something right?
PendelSteven: Yeah. No. At this point, I would just stop the game and never play it again.
PendelSteven: They.... Shot... Their... Bolt.
BlackIsis: People love shooting things, Cam.
BlackIsis: What if you could just shoot all the time!
PendelSteven: ^
codyfoti1999: It's taunting you Cameron
CaptainSwing: What about SMG mode? Wouldn't that be faster?
InkyGhoast: we can't change our load out here
MortifiedPenguins: iirc shotgun mode was fairly good for this
codyfoti1999: Just get some CF
codyfoti1999: C4
nightraven949: We need grenade launcher mode or RPG mode
Pseudonym_Ken: No
TehAmelie: i think they want you to use cheat mode
SnackPak_: just tell us what you want, game
Pseudonym_Ken: I think it is a number of hits
Kaorti: I had best results with shatter or charge modes. I think the game expects them to be unlocked by now.
nullvoid8: shatter being shotgun, charge being grenade launcher
e_bloc: Corgo419 I know I say this every stream, but damn I love watching Cameron and Cori play Control
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Pseudonym_Ken: My actual advice is to not empty the clip, the recharge goes faster if the gun isn't completely empty.
jonnykefka: do you have an ammo regen powerup handy?
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
jonnykefka: well we got there
nightraven949: FINALLY
codyfoti1999: HECK YEA
PendelSteven: Huh?
CaptainSwing: You're welcome ;)
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
MortifiedPenguins: \o/
Rhynerd: Finally!
PendelSteven: Yatta!
PendelSteven: Much relief
TehAmelie: compelling, cinematic
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PendelSteven: Exactly
Alahmnat: yeah, ammo regen/cost per shot/damage dealt mods would probably help a lot
codyfoti1999: that cutscene was shorter than the entire time it took to kill that sphere thing olmao
Sogheim: I'm glad our character is as annoyed about it as we are
EvilBadman: I'm sure irritating the board will go fine
Bunoc1: The board is like a boss that won't give you the tools you need to do the job you're paid for.
nullvoid8: fair warning, these platforms also have a limited life
PendelSteven: well, one would expect
gamerzach108: @LoadingReadyRun hey cam what is your favorite thing about Princess Auto?
codyfoti1999: Shiny
MortifiedPenguins: the really dumb thing I don't you can complete foundation without both powers so it's really on the board
nullvoid8: cam's kinda out of bounds
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e_bloc: we all float down here
nullvoid8: you're not supposed to have climbed that high
Kaorti: maybe if you hadn't maxed out flying it would be needed
PendelSteven: Thanks and is Wherever close to Denver?
PendelSteven: dramatic lightning effects
juneblue58: It is actually getting dimmer.
nightraven949: so is this entitie implied to be a former "member" of the Board?
EvilBadman: Oh wow. I never attacked the Former.
Bunoc1: I don't think it was hostile.
Pseudonym_Ken: I didn't fight it, didn't even consider the option....
RandomTrivia: Look at all of this gameplay...
EvilBadman: I mean, you're in Control here.
nullvoid8: aren't we supposed to talk there?
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MortifiedPenguins: goodthing this game has active healing
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean you don't *have* to
Alahmnat: yeah have a chat
Darleysam: I fought it a lot before people had to tell me "hey, don't"
nullvoid8: good reflexes though cam
PendelSteven: If we learned anything by playing Zelda games....
InkyGhoast: Hungry?
PendelSteven: a beavertail maybe
InkyGhoast: Panini!
nightraven949: I would love to have a panini
hexy_lexy: damnit now im hungry
nullvoid8: FYI cam, you're so far to the left that you cover the subs sometimes
korvys: I like her
Alahmnat: I do love how completely done with the Former Jesse always ends up
juneblue58: Yeah, it is also lunch time...
TehAmelie: the old panini strat, haven't seen that since the air conditioner repair society in Community
juneblue58: Almost*
EvilBadman: You become fluted.
Alahmnat: lol
RandomTrivia: benginLol
Saulens181: do you have the option of not taking the second power?
PendelSteven: I do love that loadscreen though
Saulens181: or does plot say you have to
MortifiedPenguins: @Saulens181 no
nullvoid8: @Saulens181 no, it's required to continue the game
Saulens181: got it
Alahmnat: I might have done that just out of sheer curiosity, Cori... it doesn't go well
InkyGhoast: I mean I'm skeptical of the board but Former did try to Fridge us
e_bloc: Pope may be an android
TehAmelie: i think she likes having the HRE on as a barrier against hugs
PendelSteven: Is this part of Pokémon?
Rhynerd: I think Pope would keep most physical contact to stuff required for her duties.
nyperold: I wouldn't want to try with that... HRE in the way, yeah.
nullvoid8: @Alahmnat attacked the former? how does it go?
Rhynerd: Like if she has to administer something or take samples.
KeytarCat: I don't know how wide-spread the ship is, but there was a Wiggins Community Canon that Jesse and Pope are dating
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a conspicuous camera angle
PendelSteven: I mean, I can tell you this is quite like Ultra Space in Pokémon Ultra Sun & Moon
codyfoti1999: I'm getting motion sick from these cuts jeez
Alahmnat: @nullvoid8 no, I mean I tried extruding the spikes on myself. it hurts, hehe
Darleysam: @keytarcat if you follow Remedy's CM on Twitter, you'll see that it's... widespread
RandomTrivia: Is it an artifact of MoCap that the characters's mouths are always slightly turned towards the camera?
PendelSteven: I did ask about sewage more than an hour ago
PendelSteven: :)
Rhynerd: Sounds like somebody built the crabitat too soon.
Luminaire_p: Weird extreme closeup
codyfoti1999: Rocks!
PMAvers: "Witness, the GAME PLAY!"
nullvoid8: no daddy, no more gameplay
KeytarCat: @Darleysam hehehe, clearly I don't do research on my ships :P
TehAmelie: mediocre!
beowuuf: today we're testng the gamer ability of patience
PendelSteven: This DLC certainly feels like quantity over quality
TehAmelie: ooh, good choice
Pseudonym_Ken: Hell yes!
juneblue58: XD
GhostValv: sounds good
codyfoti1999: Lets watch fury road right now
Kaorti: fury road is always the right choice
e_bloc: lets just watch fury road
erfunk: I've been listening through After the Flood, pop in here, and they're busy talking about the Astral Plane. Fortuitous. (Also, I'm really enjoying the philosophical questions Cam's games raise.)
Rhynerd: Heck yeah!
Tangsm: I am home, and I could watch Fury Road.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm already home. Can I just watch Fury Road?
Dog_of_Myth: Good idea
ifritleviathan: what makes you think im not watching it now
PendelSteven: We are mostly all at home
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I_Am_Clockwork: Fury Road it is then
juneblue58: I wanna watch Let's Nope though. :P
CyberColossus: amazing film
PMAvers: Can we set up a watch party on the LRR channel for Fury Road?
Kaorti: I have a DVD of Fury road, but no DVD player...
PendelSteven: Sheesh
Kibbik: I don't need Junji Ito references at this time of day.
xantos69: Honestly? I never "got" that movie or the hype around it.
RandomTrivia: HAH
funsizecyclops: O
Darleysam: they're going to start shooting a Furiosa film soon, aren't they?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Luminaire_p: Camortan Joe
empyreon: LUL
ShaneLeeAtk: *chef kiss*
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that
Tangsm: There's really nothing stopping you from calling yourself that now.
funsizecyclops: I'm sold on this. when the cameron leaves my stream, I will watch fury road.
Alahmnat: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: i had my Fury Road DVD lying like five centimeters away from where Cameron's face is on my screen. it's fate
MortifiedPenguins: back to back fury road and dredd want an evening
PendelSteven: okay, nevermind @Kaorti I've got a Switch game and no Switch. I get it. But not really, since I guess your situation is kind of the other way around
PMAvers: I assume Ian would go full Warboy again, except still wear all plaid.
mycosect: @erfunk After the flood was so much fun. I imagine there's some overlap in how the living spells and entities think
nullvoid8: yay cannon fodder
nullvoid8: there will be a door in the wall nearby
Rhynerd: he asked the Oldest House nicely?
PMAvers: Er, beige, not plaid.
Bunoc1: I assume you made him with your mind.
PendelSteven: Now I wanna watch Warehouse 13
nyperold: Oh, okay. Mad Max: Fury Road.
nullvoid8: technically Jesse asked the oldest house nicely
LordZarano: Where house?
Darleysam: still absolutely love the block text title when you enter a new area
TehAmelie: imagine not having to pay any tax, insurance or anything for your car!
Rhynerd: The ticks can divekick!
Pseudonym_Ken: You can heal by hitting the control point again
Kaorti: ew
Rhynerd: Maybe there was a tick behind you
RandomTrivia: From different perspectives
e_bloc: I literally loled
RandomTrivia: :D
hexy_lexy: pfft omg cam!!!
beowuuf: headcanon accepted
Sethalidos: oh god he's right
ContingentCat: just different attitudes
nullvoid8: cam, there's a pickup on the table
PendelSteven: Call me maybe?
beowuuf: i mean the reason there's nothing wrong with him is because it's raining men, seems legit
ShaneLeeAtk: There is always Dancing on the Ceiling
Luminaire_p: lumina1YOWL
nullvoid8: I think you also get lore for this mission
PendelSteven: What a wonderful feeling
Sethalidos: I still like the Doctor's song Dynamite
nullvoid8: didn't it go northmoor > trent > us?
erfunk: @mycosect Likely! Though I'm not done yet (4 episodes down!), and am curious where it will end up. Enjoying how the players are each interacting with the concepts from their fresh slate.
Sethalidos: and the song that plays during the ashtray maze is EPIC as FUQ
nyperold: Apparently there's an annual Major League Wrestling event called Fury Road, starting in 2018.
Pseudonym_Ken: Treasure in the back on this floor
nullvoid8: @erfunk all of Cam's campaigns are so good
I_Am_Clockwork: @pseudonym_ken I believe that’s called “Booty”
nullvoid8: the objective is to climb the tower
PendelSteven: a button
nullvoid8: a tower exists in a video game, therefore it must be climbed
Pseudonym_Ken: You have to lift the thing while there's a gap between the two
Piratical_tendancies: melee?
Deflagratio_Noctum: I guess this is what you call a grate puzzle.
Pseudonym_Ken: Hahahaha
RandomTrivia: LUL
RandomTrivia: benginTry
Rhynerd: Knot, meet sword
EvilBadman: I think the "intended" is to hover and grab it when the opening is there, but yeah :)
nullvoid8: I think the game tried to teach you that at the last power core, it popped a melee reminder at the time
nullvoid8: lore!
erfunk: @nullvoid8 I have seen 0 Alien movies, and loved both of those games.
beowuuf: there is nothing that cannot be improved with brian blessed. Even my nightmares will be better
PendelSteven: yeah, but... a lift exists in a game.....
Tangsm: A crowbar! Finally, a real weapon.
RandomTrivia: Heh
I_Am_Clockwork: The speediest way to the Naboo is going through... the pooowwweerr cooorrree
Alahmnat: it's dead
PMAvers: Sure she does. It's time to jam now.
PendelSteven: @beowuuf truth
OmnipotentTrevor: welcome to the jam
beowuuf: :D
TehAmelie: but batteries are supposedly indestructible
korvys: "Who keeps putting dead batteries back in the junk drawer!?"
Pseudonym_Ken: God those lock arms are terrifying
Pseudonym_Ken: How many arms get lost to those?
Tangsm: Like some sort of cube that can be our companion.
PendelSteven: Let me refer to 80s Dutch classic The Lift once again
erfunk: And... it doesn't work because we slammed broken batteries into it repeatedly. Glad the game about psionics isn't aiming for realism. ;)
nyperold: I've played chess a number of times. I don't remember tunnels.
mycosect: @erfunk did you listen to burning bright first? After the Flood was my first dice friends and I didn't get around to it until afterwards. I think I actually prefer going into it blind though, the world building was so much fun to experience without much of an anchor
EvilBadman: good progress today!
RandomTrivia: We WILL have the cat ears
nullvoid8: hah no
GhostValv: it's out of control
codyfoti1999: "gameplay"
nullvoid8: thanks for the stream, good game, shame about the gameplay :)
PendelSteven: substance
TehAmelie: everything is best in moderation
beowuuf: thanks for persevering!
Alahmnat: thanks for streaming, you two
Alahmnat: if it helps, the AWE DLC is a lot better than this
PendelSteven: yeah
RandomTrivia: LUL
erfunk: @mycosect Uncertain, but I think so? But it would have been when it was new, I think. Meant to check, and see if it was familiar.
nullvoid8: @Alahmnat do you know if it's worth playing Alan Wake before the DLC?
RandomTrivia: Braise overcude?
GhostValv: :O
PendelSteven: overhomboid?
Alahmnat: the cubermench
beowuuf: cubris
DiscordianTokkan: overCUBE \[ ]/
RandomTrivia: @PendelSteven @Alahmnat Both of those are VERY good LUL
Sethalidos: not necessary but it is a good game @nullvoid8
Alahmnat: @nullvoid8 I've never played Alan Wake and I've found it interesting thus far. I'm actually curious how Alan Wake will hit if I ever get to playing it now, hehe
codyfoti1999: I'm not going anywhere :)
RandomTrivia: RE6 benginHype
RandomTrivia: Trainwreck Simulator! LUL
Mattmitchell45: And the Scooting Your Butt Across the Floor!
hexy_lexy: #Sponsered
CyberColossus: 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, new things!
LordZarano: Resident Evil 🦒
codyfoti1999: Friday night paper fight?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: thanks for enduring it!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHEART
mycosect: unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay unarmeGameplay
PendelSteven: Happy to erm support?
beowuuf: bye cameron! bye cori! thanks for streaming!
beowuuf: lrrHORN
codyfoti1999: Thanks!
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming!
nullvoid8: thank you for sticking with it
RandomTrivia: lrrHORN
ContingentCat: thanks for streaming Cam and Cori
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
RandomTrivia: The Mandela Effect?
PendelSteven: Dub Horn or something
PendelSteven: Oh, that
Alahmnat: Plato's Cave?
TehAmelie: onomatopoeia?
PendelSteven: Sad Robot
DiscordianTokkan: Plato's AirHorn
PendelSteven: We were chat
mycosect: Plato's Rave
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cam & Cori! lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: yeah when I was a teen my brother bought an actual air horn and made my life worse with it, they're extreamly loud
Mattmitchell45: Cam-Aero
GhostValv: fleshstick?
Bunoc1: Meat Soup?
Sethalidos: philosipher of P{ain
PendelSteven: Bye bye
Dog_of_Myth: Workshop it Cam
corianderd: fleshstick is good
PendelSteven: @ContingentCat indeed
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
PendelSteven: If I'm not mistaken they were build to used to get help on the sea hence...
TehAmelie: mine's Walker. i'm gonna be the only one in the world who doesn't have a car
PendelSteven: Hmm. Anyhow, there's a reason
PendelSteven: A car? I don't even have a driver's license, ha!
Juliamon: I don't think licenses much matter in the apocalypse
TehAmelie: my grandma knew an old lady who had two cars
PendelSteven: Car locks do matter in the apocalypse, that's another problem
TehAmelie: one was just for driving between the airport and this summer home she visited twice a year in the other end of the country from her home
Seagulyus: eh zombies can rip the door off the hinges
PendelSteven: Well, on average I think Dutch have 2½ bicycles
PendelSteven: adult Dutch that is
TehAmelie: since she almost never used that one, she felt she didn't have to pay anything for it except for the long term parking. no yearly exams, no insurance, no tax, pure Mad Max rules
PendelSteven: Given that the terrain is completely different and its much colder where you live ....
couldntpickausername: child Dutch have 3 bicycles but they loose their baby bicycles over time as their adult bicycles grow in
Juliamon: benginLol
TehAmelie: apparently she was only stopped by a cop once, and then they only commented on a broken brake light
PendelSteven: hmm
TehAmelie: who even needs a driver's licence is the moral of this story
PendelSteven: yeah, some old people just pretend that the world is an apocalypse already kind of
PendelSteven: turns out bicycle infrastructure en public transport are actually great on average where I live so erm yeah
PendelSteven: *and. Homophone though.
couldntpickausername: sanding update. have moved past sandpaper and am now on to zona paper https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530246630243565598/836747165429792768/IMG_20210427_1934035.jpg
LordZarano: Living every day like it could be their last
couldntpickausername: my crafter pride flag flied again
couldntpickausername: green, gray, blue, pink, teal, white
PendelSteven: @LordZarano you get what I mean
TehAmelie: yeah bikes are clearly the way to go in the apocalypse. i believe they take 20% as much energy to go a given distance as it takes on foot
TehAmelie: riding a bike just doesn't look cool enough in movies
PendelSteven: Well, they are featured in Dutch films :)
LordZarano: Praise be to bearings
PendelSteven: talking about infrastructure, I just see a youtube vid about: "Soon, a railroad will extend from the airport to Disney Springs at the Walt Disney World Resort."
PendelSteven: Good!
PendelSteven: Finally!
PendelSteven: Let me just end that I'm happy with erm erm the new governent in the US
PendelSteven: :) Bye!